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Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA  ]! X. Q; i' \2 U% P) R/ v
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
9 i' Q3 y* O8 r2 U6 t. \* R8 A! c2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
  R* v; O- H2 D3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. / [3 B- T. {! k' x) N
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 4 {9 U2 r9 t7 Q& M$ q0 H
5. Weed 5 f9 \! l; Z8 M  E! q. q

; N: t- @6 E/ s' b$ R! b5 A; T& GTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
$ I1 ?0 ^, D! m! n4 p" f2. Ottawa who?
# Q/ r7 G) ~* w2 s, ?  t3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
  N4 O4 J1 }- }/ B4 P, N4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. " {2 \9 v" _$ e2 G
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 5 j; f9 z$ X  ]
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 6 M* s! z; q  p$ \" O6 X/ W
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# \( A- c) _# x* R% m5 fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
& G8 ^9 e% V$ V$ Z2. Your province is really easy to draw.
7 U% b5 X9 P6 t$ _" l3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
) f  M; x1 Q& q# b  M! O* K4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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$ E5 I( A& P3 \: Y1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
4 n+ N7 c, N' f' ]+ B- j2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
* r3 i  a- ~) D& Q7 k3 [$ X3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. : d: C9 o- Q+ I$ l% G
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
, Q  A" C8 C) a4 y, a+ o: M3 `5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 6 L2 Q! E4 c: L: o

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! V. o1 i! z3 M. }/ h! U+ H5 CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO . M+ X6 H! a: T' o1 }; B5 l$ m
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.   v' K1 h% s5 W6 Z7 e
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 5 O9 x- A1 G2 k& D& P5 l
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. . L" l& l: w# ], N1 S- h  Q: l
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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, B8 t; s. B: \4 D' a* YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
5 c1 q4 c+ I& i* n$ y- j- X2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. $ z$ J- u' A" w4 [9 p
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
2 M( T) `! W: Z; {4 b4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *3 ]6 Q- h9 g! r9 X4 k$ v2 b: ~
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ; I& i* D0 r, H. W0 k
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
" ?# m4 P! D0 P  v4 C6 }( Q: t2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 2 q" L6 N1 f% k0 i
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 5 u6 f$ h6 o2 _3 P! R( q* E0 N
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. - U) v, h' d2 w) h1 F$ t
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
5 \& [# I9 \4 X0 _4 ^* o2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. & {  I, w8 c0 T
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 7 a6 P9 z6 r7 M

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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  {3 @$ h  h: o/ Y; n1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. # i1 t& b# |/ h1 ~# F
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
( g& X, [/ v# m% e* t( t3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ' f  e& {4 q# B5 p; `- }/ v- d
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
3 K) D8 S* q4 E# x) {. {5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
% ]# `# T3 l  s( B. v& r6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. & h! t# j5 {- |- z

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 6 Z7 v8 n% S& ?" H* S$ _
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. " b) t; D; g, o
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
; n3 C% @2 D- q3. The workday is about two hours long. ) f4 l; ~4 u1 b$ Y& {; S
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
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About Winnipeg

曾经想搬去那里,并且专程跑了一趟,那是前年春天的事情。, e+ I  A  f( D

( ~# X7 W- q2 g8 |. {住在一家移民接待站,房东打政府工,1200尺的平房,大学附近,前进双车库,大概只有28万。这样的房子,在我们这里得50-60万了吧。
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聊起来,说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流,好像是美国的一个什么地方,到了春天,雪水就从山上流下来,并夹杂着大冰块,经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过,据房东说,市政府另修了一条疏洪渠,应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时,听到河水是由南往北,由美国往加拿大流,就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西,由北往南流。: @/ B  u- C% Y* U
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至于冬天,没有在那里呆过,只是听人家说起过。好像,温尼泊的冬天,确实厉害。# I$ }" R/ B+ |) Z

( B7 I  ?# _7 g% s0 @% {如果看地图,温尼泊在加拿大的中间,所以,做加东还是加西,由你选。& U) ]; b% z" w3 V

, H" j6 F% B8 m8 t* e: E9 P6 t1 t2 e( K看房价的话,加拿大从东到西,几个大中城市里面,就她的房价,还比较低了。
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* W$ l( h5 H1 B' ^2 ]; e' i爱民顿、卡而加利,到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳,轮番上涨的时候,后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴,那就是温尼泊了。
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曾经主张新移民去温尼泊,就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去,整个加拿大,就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。
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