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Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA+ ^$ r& c" ^2 ]3 O7 z9 z
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. - b+ k! H! ^3 S4 R" a0 Z
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
4 N. L& Y' x! \8 m9 |/ G* v3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
5 h( B& d, \8 [; d4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. % E3 {) W- }% p
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 8 H% J' s: O5 d  B( A& Y
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
0 `9 f  U* @. T5 C- K4 s2. Ottawa who?5 f6 f, |. n4 ?  _9 m  `! C
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
; J) C0 ]3 t- {7 S5 L4 u2 y+ L4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
0 f: |1 |; l- _; X6 E" m. P3 e5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
' c3 k) p. L" d. G5 ~$ s# ]) w6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 5 _; U8 Q# }" P" [1 B

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  t. \) K# g* Y7 B9 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. ( o0 t& S, q( i) i. b. a
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
: h/ C9 `- d  o6 ^/ }7 C3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
" T* Z6 e0 r4 _  Z6 U) K9 @' x4. People will assume you live on a farm. ( ^- U6 k7 Z& I7 H0 w( Q8 _
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
8 k/ t9 ^) S! E" F7 r2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
0 M9 N; s! f# u; Z8 w. @3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. ' q! n/ T/ Q, S! ]1 y
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 4 O3 m6 U0 R2 ]" I
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ) F2 R+ ^. v: P% `. B, [
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5 ~+ V  N# N7 T6 ?) N9 zTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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- T. U6 L+ j' n! e& `1. You live in the centre of the universe.
8 n2 t+ p& y& F4 q% l4 X, k2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
9 g! u0 `7 G; J! k. p% f3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ! C4 ^) l9 V3 U& T, e9 w7 C
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 8 L( p/ t  D, f
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
* h  c! @- B  Q5 d! S( ]1 H2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. , N0 T: e2 r& [% ^, s  }; j
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 7 d$ E3 J/ M5 ~; L
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo ** A" M5 ~6 d- G. }0 s
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 5 O0 o' x/ [  E0 _' R
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK & e- p+ {+ b5 S; W( N
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. ! c' U/ f+ \; Y- c$ Y
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
" ]% {, A6 y4 d, N( i3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 0 o' j- e. `7 {
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ; @7 X- Y0 A3 }8 R# g6 H

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& k& \: \+ {# `0 STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
# P( n) a2 e3 Z( u- E5 x/ g2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ) H$ l; z! r5 t
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 6 |8 s: r; J1 Z4 R

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: _" @, _* \. x3 I$ }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ! n8 M: O; }. k. @

6 f/ K+ a0 V: i, k, P2 X( e1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
4 M8 J4 D. @, k/ \$ K  r2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. , X+ }: _, Z" ~2 L# Y; }1 l1 W8 D
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. " R" W: Y% v2 @. J9 E, C; @
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." / `. q$ A: w) M$ K% ^1 @" u' Q
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6 c6 U( g0 G1 z6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 3 p" }% L; ]  A* Y2 Z" e
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 8 I7 Q4 A+ J* W
3. The workday is about two hours long. * N9 m. X) k% o; T, n
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
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About Winnipeg

曾经想搬去那里,并且专程跑了一趟,那是前年春天的事情。
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住在一家移民接待站,房东打政府工,1200尺的平房,大学附近,前进双车库,大概只有28万。这样的房子,在我们这里得50-60万了吧。1 _3 l; J: _9 n6 H7 ]
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聊起来,说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流,好像是美国的一个什么地方,到了春天,雪水就从山上流下来,并夹杂着大冰块,经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过,据房东说,市政府另修了一条疏洪渠,应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时,听到河水是由南往北,由美国往加拿大流,就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西,由北往南流。$ C+ p, X! q# @: R  \, U7 Z! L9 ~. F
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至于冬天,没有在那里呆过,只是听人家说起过。好像,温尼泊的冬天,确实厉害。
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% Z6 q+ z8 b2 U: P- [如果看地图,温尼泊在加拿大的中间,所以,做加东还是加西,由你选。* ?; Y( |  Z# f% o5 E/ }  V
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看房价的话,加拿大从东到西,几个大中城市里面,就她的房价,还比较低了。1 c) A/ L$ f, J; g
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爱民顿、卡而加利,到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳,轮番上涨的时候,后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴,那就是温尼泊了。
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1 N* a6 i3 K. R/ ?+ W曾经主张新移民去温尼泊,就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去,整个加拿大,就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。
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