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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA& Q7 K7 B3 _( n$ {& f5 \
% G& r; R$ B8 }3 l n1 h1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. w3 p/ ^- c. r8 x! H
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
8 U( V) l5 v$ L' e3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
1 a) S% J+ Y7 |! ^; H+ O9 o4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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2 i( F- M; S2 B1 ` @0 ^* Z( v( QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 8 I/ ]7 _* ^+ B8 K0 V: `9 W- u
& `. _1 Q+ F7 ]" u k7 w1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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) v2 \5 r1 P: D1 H3 A% y2 k1 A3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. * Z% h7 u% Q! F4 p
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
0 g- W" _9 J& E" `3 Z0 t1 o5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. # g/ j# W1 K( f
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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4 \; b# C0 i9 U4 oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 5 U( n! V! N% O" v' A
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1. You never run out of wheat.
$ g7 ?, R# |5 R9 i- x0 B) k1 T2. Your province is really easy to draw.
# g5 r+ s4 O- }$ p3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. % I" w! [9 |, F- a4 G+ y6 e' X
4. People will assume you live on a farm. 8 T' F6 ^8 K( v+ \5 J
) `6 B6 h; Z ?" e' ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 2 @9 E0 ]0 J$ g+ M+ c# P. ]
3 J2 h2 Q' f. _+ o- o! J* Q) ^* Q1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
3 ?/ I: j5 @3 ?! L0 {2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
1 p( M* F+ ?) a i8 D$ P3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. / l/ W5 B% p$ F* z' r
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 1 q( f$ p: H; P9 |/ K( r4 {& n1 E
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. % ?% ?- v; O8 j6 H" q' t1 b
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% O# E) j5 f# }, F7 O' Y- ]TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO - t6 R. x0 {! x# v: j
H, x% S1 P! t) @& n: U1. You live in the centre of the universe. 6 Y/ P" K! @; K; i3 I' [
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. O& l; N2 D! e" `
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 2 s K! x) s/ u
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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; U; H* t7 B& K7 U% }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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( B$ J1 B) ~% r* y* P1. Racism is socially acceptable , _3 N0 M- V. |* u7 j1 c: v
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
, @7 A! R/ y) Z& {9 ?; a3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. % Q8 t% z' M* I* L( ?6 b
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *: t! O6 N! Y0 l9 D0 I$ p
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 7 ?) V* h b: z% ?7 u
$ |/ q- M+ E2 X7 x7 p! V) x: C7 F/ yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 8 r& `8 ?: b2 n
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. $ {& ?9 U N5 d. V' N9 [
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
8 f" O, H' `, H6 e( h9 b3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 8 h9 D3 K" ?. E& C. ^2 e
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 1 L' I2 }1 ]; ~; v
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. T& q& h( O9 a% R g& d9 ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
) @" b# J% [5 [- R4 O. ?) k2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
' n. ~5 D, W6 K2 w3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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& {# |2 x; v6 t! p1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 7 f7 c8 N5 t$ H3 Z; m
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. : o8 i/ J: F3 m. k8 d
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. - S1 j! `: _9 t. Y
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 3 k5 I: m- A- z+ V9 I- | j* T
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ! W0 F4 ?4 h! x5 ~; T
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. + _ W& F0 n5 e: R! w% N: s) H
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. / K) \8 R/ G- t/ c0 d }5 ?
3. The workday is about two hours long. ; D ? b$ m6 J8 |' V$ N$ S
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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