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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. . O1 l7 n8 w: L/ n5 o% g2 o2 U
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. : S; r4 t$ E6 B! M; U
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
a I, Q E( |& k/ v4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 7 O* C# I& M% N
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
+ c' t9 v7 D: d! [; A+ {* e2 o2. Ottawa who?
$ X* e! {( q6 M' u3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
% \) I# D1 C' k4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. * q9 ~ M4 B4 z# ]4 F2 Z6 F0 R
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. " S8 }3 F2 T! d2 u
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN " H- o% c1 |7 A3 V
' W4 [" u% ]# s' v; t. r7 P6 Y1. You never run out of wheat. # }1 q# S0 a$ j/ l; X3 j
2. Your province is really easy to draw. / @2 j7 E; i. p
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
3 q1 V" ^3 J& T- N/ Y5 b4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 0 n: o! `, x; g( U+ ?' {* `: j
4 d; u9 A. H9 ]6 x0 P1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
# m) x1 D/ P9 T8 d3 n0 Z2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. : k. Z& x( t7 R6 q. S! J4 n
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. ( N# I6 V( v( S5 O% U- m/ R E4 E
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
2 o; s+ q3 S" S; @) m6 c: Q5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. , M9 T1 p) d, u+ ~. k/ z
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( d6 H, ?( B k3 V% |) ]& LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO / ?2 I- J6 S* s
3 Q/ Z& K) r! w% Q! C$ d7 L1. You live in the centre of the universe. ; L; n8 \2 H2 E+ D0 R5 z8 b
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
p+ D/ Z0 A+ U2 }' A) C+ l* X1 m3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ) y K5 n3 b- x0 m5 Y
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC & [5 |9 C8 k' ~, a' S- B1 n, v2 Z
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
( X4 W: M' s" I& C; _2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. % v7 ?0 W ^9 l- j: c$ e
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. - t0 F1 P8 H" t% Y1 B R
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 6 h% v. [; o% N" U! S6 @
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
; H- P: g: C {/ `8 X5 a# W% Y2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. % L" b9 f. c; H
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
% J Z* p! K* n' y, A7 q4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2 {3 B. ]; p6 a0 U2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. * e: b/ d( g' a/ ]: b' b0 Y: s# A. v
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
_# m4 w) P' b8 y9 P2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ( z+ @4 R4 p# d/ \7 G
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 3 h" L. H; G2 U
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." + m B4 \" t3 P: e8 f
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
( v _; ~4 {4 {8 ~) h. B6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 9 \% ? r( N& P: N
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6 d1 C4 h; J( UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
! P* |2 U. D& V2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 6 [% }: r1 m% q" |" ?/ _4 H& [
3. The workday is about two hours long.
0 F- ~/ O# j/ I7 N: @9 N1 n4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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