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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
2 `( R; v0 f, J5 T5 O4 V+ O2 m隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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6 [7 }/ b. I7 g3 l6 nHere are just a few reasons why:8 }1 W% a' r7 t
為什麼呢?; R8 Z4 g! R/ n% j: ?0 Q
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,$ J: p5 b: G4 w4 R' q1 | [0 A$ w
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:8 v7 s& o- o- ], A, v: X; a+ I" Z
+ e7 B' G, @" y- R/ N"What are you thinking?6 e0 t3 F; V4 c U( l7 m- l D
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.) P" {9 L1 `; k* O! w
她才不在乎你在想什麼。, x3 L! ^* _9 U9 O" h8 N: s, O
0 P0 f3 l) E" k* c$ m# I8 dIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,; T/ ^9 t/ @# o
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽3 U5 }9 l/ L, I. E) Z
1 _" i6 }/ }- G2 t& J$ fshe doesn't sit around whining about it.5 ~/ V& D9 G1 Q5 U9 l/ R8 V7 u
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西9 \" k7 k) q3 Y& x. V0 d' o
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.. |5 B1 E, |) F( n8 T
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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0 O- J) a+ R7 ^. ?0 wWomen over 40 are dignified.
7 C0 h9 O: h- X! W6 U3 ? k* j40歲以上的女人穩重自持9 k/ g" _7 H3 {; d
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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. ?1 _: E( a0 c# h- P# G6 VOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you5 A7 F; }4 R Z: v8 t% t$ H
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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' m! J. H* H8 Y+ R5 T) E# sIf they think they can get away with it.* M0 u( ]' a) Z: |1 w
一槍把你給斃了。
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2 V- X' p+ {/ ~Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.* V* w! C- d k9 f
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)8 C. M' o# m! {$ Q6 e J* t( I
# |( P/ M( `' v. nThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
$ u8 p/ c) g8 o$ g因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.: A: |% l7 ]' F" k
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔9 \/ }2 a: N/ L/ d( ^
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見9 b- H9 a; W+ n" i4 u1 y& |, L
( Y" p8 ^0 z) n- Ea woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
6 `6 Y- p$ l( i; T& B40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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! S) U$ ]9 |$ s$ M0 M- y- VOlder women are forthright and honest.
! q+ K: E& l+ V; k) o熟女直接又誠實- t" D' Q- e' z1 a' Z
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.$ [# A. w; }! O
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.; n2 t+ c8 G, Z: e4 |/ m
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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$ t; X( D- d- i4 n" I* V( I0 \Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
0 P2 x$ w; s" ]! v4 j3 |40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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& H; ~4 z# j& SUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal." I6 K8 A# F$ i6 P
40歲以上的男人呢?
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5 }+ j9 L0 b8 ]; l; v: b |, v4 iFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
( P5 O8 q1 p# K. a# }$ f相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants0 l" C, X+ }$ y- W4 ?9 i# y% v0 W
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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9 h9 c5 |( J4 x+ \) Amaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.3 G: n( C/ G# P
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情4 V* y7 g" \* w& u+ J$ }" J
, X( D0 l8 a* q( _0 Y$ M# X" a7 pLadies, I apologize.2 ]$ i. v- Y7 O# E1 H) Y1 t f8 S
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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) T0 K) o. m. M# H6 Q6 |7 nFor all those men who say,
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: o' ?+ `. i/ O/ I1 E"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?6 x; A7 k* j2 C9 `: I7 m/ v
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.4 P3 e' J0 o/ N# U6 `
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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6 F4 B* B) B2 G& i( k A! y u; o0 lNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
7 G# U( L% p6 r! L* V: f; U0 d今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚0 F3 |/ W" t5 W% m' y
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Why?
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1 O& Z: ?' F+ _3 RBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage/ W# N- A: o1 v2 a F
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
