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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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w0 h4 p$ Z0 s# TAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.3 B0 I1 }3 a; G" x
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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1 [7 Q$ ]: S6 |; T0 p8 u DHere are just a few reasons why:( i/ B+ _; L4 y u
為什麼呢?
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0 G- d, @; P7 W- q& i, R! h40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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2 }% J& l+ J& U7 t, G# V: H"What are you thinking?
1 p! l* z" M3 |/ v( c/ l9 B. L你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.) q4 y3 I9 E% i/ I
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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' ~2 M3 O0 `! {5 w. JIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,9 O1 {& Y% O# @2 C5 u
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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?# k# t% ]3 e V" CShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. W9 e: K) N& W
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情/ a2 S. l- P5 e4 ^* _7 E7 M
8 Z" u1 q$ ]7 ]3 J9 VWomen over 40 are dignified.
. p0 d+ o: E# L40歲以上的女人穩重自持6 t Q, o7 a0 I& V9 o _* x) t
; F9 E2 V9 _/ f7 rThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
( [9 a* \$ L; Y5 T% g! H& t不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.4 \: z0 s8 @' B
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
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If they think they can get away with it.
( {3 ~0 Z; j; ]2 e4 J: U一槍把你給斃了。/ h" N4 p$ \, q8 k! z- @# Z; j! |/ _
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
# u1 c: Z, |2 e2 `: b熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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+ C! \8 b9 B+ [( c" ~" j! fThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.9 a+ L+ L. V0 y1 `% Q5 U2 s
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味! ~% S7 b b$ Y2 m6 ?: o
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.- C9 L) Y- x0 w M) N
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔/ F) m* j8 K; N: a: P5 v% t Q/ }
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Q5 ?) ~0 e$ J5 _8 ~# v
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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1 x& [2 ]0 [# {Older women are forthright and honest.
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6 [8 _ Y7 o b- U7 d. IThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.' C/ I# m. K( ?
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.! e0 a. |; t' U' Z+ Y! v
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意2 n* }; T: `( Y. `3 f k7 g
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
7 b- h! F) p* a# U9 }40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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8 ?* `4 c! y$ z9 [, \9 I3 X) FUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
% Y {# q! J+ A" @2 D) D40歲以上的男人呢?
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2 M( g% U' y3 Z4 i4 Y) l% @/ aFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,: X/ ?, A( o5 P' C' n
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人. s O B8 I1 l7 Y
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
# ~9 ~+ v- W' H0 {3 v厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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# @& p. y& e" B; oLadies, I apologize.
- N% K$ N# U0 S女士們，請容許我在這兒; U; r4 p' d, B6 F/ |! w
/ a2 q! x; A; d9 RFor all those men who say,
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# ]- l3 r3 N/ z7 Y+ i"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?8 d. h; }5 F$ I; p
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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8 l- d: }2 S! c2 Chere's an update for you.% v- o/ t1 ^3 K+ k( r2 M
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了5 j. c4 ^0 S7 Y4 s( J, \3 B
5 a5 |% }8 _7 W5 d6 R0 {Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.( j' L* X9 }" E) C3 f9 L) c! b" K
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚: e, @* |5 v E Y
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$ G% ]$ |; {9 O' k: s& ^為什麼呢 ?% d4 m5 \$ |1 n+ b9 X! w
/ L& x4 \2 ~1 G6 k% }Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
: \. J9 [; C6 s/ k: y0 j6 R! m7 g, f因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
