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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
3 k! Z7 F5 y% x' [3 S$ R隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,* E+ y! ?7 O- S$ |4 L
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
# }# ]6 A$ q. n u! |你在想什麼?
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, ^* w- P6 H7 v, E; XShe doesn't care what you think.% z, ?; c8 O2 _+ t4 y+ w! M- C
她才不在乎你在想什麼。7 v/ _2 }) v' {7 N# k! i* O8 z
3 B% g7 x! R, j" PIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game," o! |$ y: q9 m/ [0 A) a' ^
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽$ H& R$ i8 T9 Z: _
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she doesn't sit around whining about it." q5 h6 L( t8 v9 _& L7 Q
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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- ~8 p* K+ v8 oShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.9 ^* O; {8 l$ O
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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! @: D( w( p3 r( O9 HWomen over 40 are dignified.
7 P4 S( L0 N J T: P40歲以上的女人穩重自持8 }, o$ K i" p: J1 X. |' v" i6 j
5 j$ L. g; h) ^They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.) z( k& t- ^! w/ G9 ?0 q2 |& F
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
: V/ K$ _4 s) T# F! A* |+ ~% N當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it., m5 ?8 l. b* r
一槍把你給斃了。
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2 ^6 y* d* {: \5 K& lOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
% y, ~0 \ l5 S6 O熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.* q2 [) I8 F$ x0 i2 y
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味$ |' K: M& _( ?, u
% Z# d0 Z. ~' w( o O6 LWomen get psychic as they age.# D) h) D: d7 {0 e
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.4 @ f1 B: w" u3 z7 W
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
5 _- s* d" m4 ^' w40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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/ x. ^' }6 A) b2 Q! B. HOlder women are forthright and honest.
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' D/ W4 w8 I; o/ p7 Y5 nThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
* m2 y& Q! U% H# A& B如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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: ?1 x' Y7 `5 H* q# A9 mYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
( u, R& R$ d0 e3 ?5 d你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意9 \5 j1 k: a9 g
3 X' o' \2 ?2 o& uYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.; b- G B9 F9 q
40歲以上的男人呢?; }) b, v) ^4 A9 `; @' w5 J1 O9 i% d
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,8 P! i' B, \3 R6 E: ~
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人/ H8 w1 H5 p1 [# X. }+ G
, w: n+ M" M( ^' O: Uthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
+ r0 j% Q2 e r7 b) s, }就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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. p8 P1 |$ I I" W& Cmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize." w. B1 I; G5 k& s8 q6 e
女士們，請容許我在這兒1 `$ L2 x; H4 C7 t1 h
. ]/ |' \) @- F/ C, X( i1 yFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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here's an update for you.
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1 F9 V) q3 B, INowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
; i" w+ i4 a* X. t今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚' W7 [% v* K% V2 }
, ]+ \5 k: ]" }Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage* V$ E2 G7 I6 o- L7 i
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
