40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:

- h5 q# n# {  s; eAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
) C8 {5 A$ q9 `' O9 ]7 o# A1 C隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?
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) g$ k7 \+ t/ y8 Q# D4 ?: Z; p) h2 @8 WA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:

+ o. N0 g. @- v8 a$ k"What are you thinking?
9 D6 `: ~4 l( W4 `你在想什麼?

  ~( Z8 e  X4 ]She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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; d) K* E& r" A8 M3 X; e# r7 IIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
0 G1 M8 }& ^! D. I) c/ R40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

: n2 [6 Q" M1 j1 xshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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2 Q8 X6 n; e2 q% h, X8 {7 v# rShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

2 f2 Z1 s8 Q" x, \5 V$ a# nThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
- |. J+ B* U* Z( ~  q6 t不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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! @! j/ R+ I% o* P. i/ d1 \9 Kor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
' `9 M3 ?0 a0 H跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

If they think they can get away with it.
一槍把你給斃了。
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) R; N# R& ?- G9 B7 XOlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
5 U" i+ h0 G7 y  V' u熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈

. i4 m+ k5 c/ J% _" ]! HYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
6 U; n+ ~$ `7 |# {你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔

, |$ {0 r" S( k) Q3 [5 @7 pOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 E/ \  ~* T; m' k40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

Older women are forthright and honest.
* n( O9 k# I  ]* X* u熟女直接又誠實

- N7 i/ z& Y3 y. @  {# vThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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1 k* n- r6 N0 {  V; nYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
. F5 H- ^2 s# {) e6 [% z你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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' w/ e" I8 H6 u. d, U5 \Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?
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. V# n2 g! g8 h4 k" z0 B' B& oFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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, L7 m7 Q. S' k; Lthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
- f4 B+ ^" @1 t6 s就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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7 `2 o0 J, M/ ?4 Z6 h" ?. }7 Kmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

+ `9 k4 n2 ^! p/ F+ L3 Q# k) GLadies, I apologize.
7 B4 `& {+ z% b+ u; e8 |女士們，請容許我在這兒
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0 h! ^8 B6 Y( q1 Z* v1 V8 Y; I, cFor all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:

' P1 ]  E6 e( O1 z+ Z0 B* l. w"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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; H. z, }2 D' h  B+ Phere's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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: D, ~1 z; V: c1 r+ Z6 K& xNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
: N, g% Y# h( {/ q6 Y  s今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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5 t2 z6 m0 g& [! V% a1 a/ ~Why?
為什麼呢 ?

1 Y8 j% u$ j5 E: v) u) y" hBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
5 Y# E9 b. O  s$ T4 B0 {+ h喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
2 J/ P* C1 a; m6 c) L0 B不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
1 `6 Y6 R4 ~" e) X+ i30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
) a: t; u& q, [& D% X; k. I! \挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

2 I( d& a; f! z. U8 c至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
, c4 n$ L* v, v4 [4 T6 R. N/ _哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
7 b9 ^# d, n( X1 C  \6 k) m7 `不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。