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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:# K, I. ], z, F* ^: J
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
3 E% u$ Y" q e( K- W隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:: I6 X5 O! J8 N. \+ o
為什麼呢?
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2 H; O3 X s! C7 Q) |5 ^$ K$ fA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,( S- o" d; t! v5 ^+ x' @
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
+ }, g3 [! [. }; o: F: ]$ Q你在想什麼?
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& S1 v2 r! i# D0 j; ~She doesn't care what you think.
; j n: F( y3 p$ c她才不在乎你在想什麼。: V8 q& V. v" T4 ~: F% C
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,4 ^8 V' |7 K# `; N ~5 p7 t
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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+ t3 V, o: r5 ?/ o0 O% P5 Z& Nshe doesn't sit around whining about it.0 t$ ]( w4 M* Q% g$ |* b* Q1 i+ Q
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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9 T& s* P5 M7 yShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.; o& a b9 k. h2 m- V, v& u
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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& ^1 r$ P( D/ t+ F7 O4 rWomen over 40 are dignified.
' J) L5 z' Y; p4 V f40歲以上的女人穩重自持9 s7 B0 ~+ G" ?0 m' U8 Y4 z
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera5 U9 ^2 `8 s/ L$ |' v( w: H
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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( _- ?% O# X3 b) w$ r' X' x+ ?0 `or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
% a( l/ H) S, _8 f跟你大呼小叫3 M0 `- |! a, h" r
8 S+ t4 Q* d: x. K6 i$ A1 P& zOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you1 M; z( \; V3 e4 o" W( C) r5 e
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.. R( k* B% c) b: b M5 c
一槍把你給斃了。
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2 L0 x) ^7 J; J/ z6 {Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. O" P- k1 ~2 X/ a0 F$ ]1 d, b
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)8 w7 @% {/ d" `2 M5 a9 u
8 a8 q4 k" _# H& [They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
& d* M9 A* V# A因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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* q( s. B1 c8 K3 p' P* OWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.) I% E1 x9 h( d6 v
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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. F/ x9 s9 [0 v! [/ N2 e% ha woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
# a* W3 n) O, t7 y N6 H40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感5 b9 f0 z. g P/ `
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Older women are forthright and honest.0 v' _3 l# R% l: z( v. b( B2 M" ?
熟女直接又誠實8 c# X5 t' q' c; v; Z
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: |& O: d, o% `% Q3 T如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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, s( R( K L' KYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
. }- N6 y( ?# o9 r5 M4 Z1 L% f你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意& d6 g! p% y$ s) V' [0 w3 _
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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7 f$ H8 F7 Q8 P% P, Q- t" u u* vUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal./ [+ A# @. ^3 h9 c9 b( I2 |+ @* |
40歲以上的男人呢?2 [: X, r' H, J5 j* N, }
' `2 X# L3 j. J1 ]4 SFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,8 A1 b- ^4 I) R& i q5 r9 V
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants' @3 m1 w5 G7 \: c
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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3 ~2 g6 j3 @0 x4 Y3 umaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.$ C- |" `- ~; M) z
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.. M8 o' h% E) c
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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/ g. e0 @- U# Z: r4 ^2 q& FFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
r, F1 J( \1 Y, B$ f% m那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人0 T/ C/ z( U g2 O3 i }6 V% |' |0 B
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here's an update for you.
7 u) [+ q0 S2 s" d: G3 F實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.9 {. \, B9 C$ s4 P& g
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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! }# S. y6 G: G# L3 sWhy?
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% o7 U8 O0 r1 pBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage* B" T; W/ e) f' u* w3 p
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
