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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:1 g! Q: Z0 d- _, v
; M* h2 R) P- b/ y; x( i/ UAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.7 r. h7 V0 A i/ ?. G: q, E' R
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人# t! X6 d7 `0 q
+ F- L' \0 V5 pHere are just a few reasons why:! I- a8 m# O$ \% c
為什麼呢?4 Y& q" [/ O( E0 B; [
0 b P& }+ s8 s/ [4 U2 ]$ GA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
n0 a7 u! o" v! k; ~40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
+ f, }' E; G" A; }/ l你在想什麼?
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' A8 b! G; C! kShe doesn't care what you think.* _3 t+ i5 g6 S0 M& g3 @
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,- Y! K! u: G& y7 Z" M; ]4 ~) @- H
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽1 T) \4 G7 g3 t6 n
& u2 P. p9 @. B `0 i Oshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
3 I9 H) c' Q y她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西) F& v" u3 \4 V0 O* [7 ~- h! Y
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
4 F7 j, L. I' W% y* E她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
& K+ s2 f$ g; V* j+ H9 j: `40歲以上的女人穩重自持' I0 |/ c# o, F
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera) S! L5 P' q$ a9 @. e1 L: ]
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.9 U; h* d7 r/ _5 A7 ^& Z
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you1 u: M! v2 S# @
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it. } X. L' E, \7 K1 w
一槍把你給斃了。3 L) I8 Y) D0 |: A
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.3 a4 L$ r4 }: W# E5 d& h
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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5 `8 Y+ n6 E6 g GThey know what it's like to be unappreciated." Y5 U7 ~! e* p0 _) S
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.: Y" t9 `0 |' O/ _4 [2 N5 |8 ~4 \
女人越老越通靈
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7 E# M/ x1 q& a! Y; UYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
8 V. k: T, S0 g' j3 `你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
3 a; ?0 }. z* I! k, Q只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
+ Z5 x( P6 f$ m9 _) m40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感4 e* h0 h+ y; L/ b2 ~: s
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Older women are forthright and honest.
0 c3 O2 s% d k/ G熟女直接又誠實. c8 {! `4 N1 j9 S, o: j2 h
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.! @% o: o4 }* G3 c+ g( V9 v' D# {
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋! z) X j' @- x4 J' \2 q
4 H8 C/ ~' l t v& |; GYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.1 P' c4 \2 ^1 ^9 p8 P4 R
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意5 m9 x6 ?5 E; b8 i& J' `- X- R
. k3 V% A7 Y; O" B* X3 \Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons., y. b& j0 b3 q
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.$ m) X2 @0 O4 Z/ S6 {" K
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, Z1 L5 n9 W8 Q4 n+ q* X
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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" w! I, Q: A5 `3 P0 ~: I' ~Ladies, I apologize.* z0 g6 W$ [6 u6 x/ ]
女士們，請容許我在這兒# e) R, k* R( Q6 h
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For all those men who say,/ O, k& i: J% w$ v. Y
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
5 q6 i# e5 X) W' M1 h Q5 y! n* F那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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$ D4 Q. B) J& Uhere's an update for you.: f9 y* R% R0 S$ U6 \3 s
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了" N1 t& Z; a+ m; P) e4 j
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
6 o5 T; i3 a3 A2 o; [' t今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage7 n$ b, M# ^$ I" }8 D2 S `$ m
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
