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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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+ c+ A) F2 `: b( f* E3 I发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  ! @/ v; ?7 A; M1 J- j/ J
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0 H' J( F  P+ KMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
" K+ ^3 A( o% Y# u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 8 C. G) |8 u  S% q( }7 |  t
  
% t6 t6 P7 F5 P+ C3 i; tOne should love animals. They are so tasty.   t8 B# y  Y- Z/ f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 T* B$ u. q& [1 L0 f5 h
  
1 h- j8 q; D5 o. I9 E2 KLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. % l# ?5 P- s$ P- w* }0 L/ d
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , G% Q4 t- a- j' z5 x
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 7 e! m$ Y. [" G0 Z' n: y
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " \# H2 i  K9 T' J' V. H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ) J7 r" u, \4 G" n7 W" v
  
  f. J* P; ~2 xThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # P( H( }$ f% j' n) v" b6 y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ) `. H: Y) K2 }) J6 _& @) c
  
. r' _" J% O# oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ! N$ Y, W/ }# D
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 3 U' j- T, p' w
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) U9 ?) E7 x( M  l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. . y) q+ w" W/ h
  
; g; z$ b0 Q1 k5 L1 N9 g+ D, xLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. $ K% i4 o* e8 h7 W0 |7 e
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 3 v$ l" q3 l7 a% ?, s
  
, @3 t: v$ @6 v& VChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ' y! u/ }' `, I! e( }) ~# c
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 N0 ^  S' ^& _" z
  
5 C3 ]* X$ F4 ]9 r"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 1 p* [4 i( o- W( f- J* y7 }8 k
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 7 b1 Y7 h( k4 V7 O" B. A9 n
  
# `7 J6 W! V3 Y* {" _There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ) Z) C5 o( K. O0 c
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. - h5 t; g# p, u0 M" U
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 9 }; B9 Q5 K  c5 G' o* `/ p6 P
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.   ~4 \$ n  |; E9 X2 u
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " " }# h$ H* ]3 e0 i: M7 a
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ; X) }& p7 n5 y
  
- G2 {( F7 L* tGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; x5 X' }' J3 z8 |- X) ?) J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0 o3 J4 I  k# n& [( J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 Z. G4 c3 k, r6 e5 u0 p6 i4 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' \; L3 T/ u* O* r& PThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
, K& o) q- ?+ p1 P, o9 T( t学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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