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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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8 D$ g- g, ]) ~+ N发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
" T/ W. @+ a! w3 a0 _6 @8 Y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 P6 F* n, k% s9 a# ~9 l# [Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 e; a2 f* \2 {( O7 w! y0 m$ }% K要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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8 Z3 a. [4 a# i8 @4 B, _3 W. J8 t0 bEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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. b2 l2 i" A  V2 a# mThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
$ A1 X) m. y/ ?( |( [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ w! z3 V% i4 D7 \$ T9 H; o; K成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& [6 F" D! x+ g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
! v, m# b6 h9 d1 _"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
# ~0 G) r  l+ w  k  `! aThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
0 |8 Y; C) J, _努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
7 s6 C. E0 z8 e, h2 d"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* i$ c  `' P  g3 C3 g工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 k; h1 }9 b$ K& B神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ y4 C) C. |) xWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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* e, r8 F6 i/ s$ N( O7 |A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 _  i8 y: T8 X0 [. w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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3 U' _  L/ X- j% _The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。