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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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% r; S+ _) d  a+ R. I: y* \发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

* i" z0 E/ E4 Q5 N" G- BMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9 x$ c- y# [  j! C4 H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: c' m! ?5 {$ M/ @3 t3 b4 w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
: l( R3 \3 K3 N, VLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# ~" K$ v# T' \; a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 n5 Z5 ]- }, r5 F( H6 L# H6 MBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 Q$ n9 Y+ ~, u9 M0 t/ i( ?3 Q0 ^每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
. y. n# S2 q, P9 M8 r$ S6 Q7 S1 AEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
+ p% L& L3 N- l) w3 |The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 m3 {; v  p- G) Q. o$ [7 kSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 M9 ]) ~' i% d- b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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2 K5 u" K6 n: K! z  A* UNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
* t% `0 L7 P# ~Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- v5 b8 S+ P- v$ `9 f4 T/ Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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' p7 {6 l% o* @+ P" S"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; X3 C. b9 n1 b" @' a. D- V"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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  _7 L, v8 t2 KThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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1 z' `$ O! r2 `3 v: c6 Z"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! }7 j$ K0 X1 R' e4 Y# U4 j, Y努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 F: T' E, a6 ~工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5 H7 f7 r% j; N两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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5 C4 [" }/ I' Q0 B7 G8 ]1 K+ W" v$ UA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 B: s  Y+ _9 a( l5 F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 n: U3 P1 I, i8 B- a$ OThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 f, ?, @4 u! |$ q, `! w- t1 K, x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。