English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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% g- X4 f$ |1 l/ S; q2 G  c4 T发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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8 u6 \! W, x1 e. P- zMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
  m$ l8 l6 `1 F# N, `; q钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 Z# T; P7 L9 C& T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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) {7 V& s2 A- J3 ^3 j2 ?, W2 hLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
6 L4 d+ w( q2 CBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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2 u- q: s' L0 ?) s- t0 qEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- m( n7 D5 T! q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" B5 D" N/ {, ]% C9 j/ r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
/ W; _$ z/ L8 Z( G1 e3 g" \2 ANever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
5 ]' b, l0 n/ T& H; p# F+ eLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ o. I+ a1 _' J) B& y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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7 I/ x" ?# q: {/ QChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
  p7 V' s) u4 u3 t! Q4 G* T"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( j4 {) Z8 z) c) n( D"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
$ R# q6 V5 L/ D, @4 Z8 e/ L0 q努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; a  D# F1 V' k8 @* B工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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2 U' s* S4 B# I. AGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
: i" F% g9 i/ P. G+ H5 F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。