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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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- _: R- g0 K5 T0 t1 @2 bOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
  e- t1 _$ v% o/ I2 b3 Y9 F* y5 r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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( {9 s( P& t+ \% F% N, lLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 ~2 I! a; N1 S" Y, ]$ T' ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% c: Y, |5 n* ~0 v" c8 t每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) l6 [+ a# G& q* F* b+ r- E7 @2 @% N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
- u# D( g0 L# X: N+ ONever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; E) Y$ [8 U, c1 o- T5 e" |"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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# w: o+ ], m! f% ^0 wThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  y) s8 E5 l8 J应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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+ m+ m! O9 n5 u6 F6 v% m"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
* @$ R" e3 [$ Q努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
, c, _3 u! n. J4 g# i"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 ?7 |, b$ B, r; w工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
* J0 h5 T  z8 {. Z6 gGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9 t  l1 L5 ^/ B" y4 h, b0 i1 lWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
& K% i2 o- g/ `The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。