English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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/ W2 ~/ B) H  uMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
, m, P& \3 R# l" f( Q! \One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: S2 J7 c3 A# j/ j9 Q) E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
( F+ l. ?$ Y6 V+ K# VLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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7 ]/ b- ?, Y4 I) g( X: ?: PBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
2 I  ~  o* x7 Z- m; O( GThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
+ j- T0 ^; ?7 ]/ y5 \4 Q: e聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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' v3 f/ b. [( e, p! _! c, A. p7 ASuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
+ T% y# W% l9 Q6 F& I) LNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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* y+ Y3 G; I6 `. D! n3 ?1 V"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: F8 n) }0 z, ?6 p: Y) k"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 L: O. x% W8 z6 p应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
1 c7 j2 m( p" k2 r8 |"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' s, Y# V( f4 e3 O$ y1 g努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
) r9 y2 C% S2 |+ E0 D& D% o工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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% ^) P! W- Z' p, B6 AGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 \& `/ g' ?( H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
* B% R9 K' n: e, z7 SThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。