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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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+ c+ A) F2 `: b( f* E3 I发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

0 H' J( F  P+ KMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
" K+ ^3 A( o% Y# u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
% t6 t6 P7 F5 P+ C3 i; tOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
1 h- j8 q; D5 o. I9 E2 KLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
  f. J* P; ~2 xThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
. r' _" J% O# oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) U9 ?) E7 x( M  l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
; g; z$ b0 Q1 k5 L1 N9 g+ D, xLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
, @3 t: v$ @6 v& VChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
5 C3 ]* X$ F4 ]9 r"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
# `7 J6 W! V3 Y* {" _There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
- G2 {( F7 L* tGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; x5 X' }' J3 z8 |- X) ?) J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0 o3 J4 I  k# n& [( J两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 Z. G4 c3 k, r6 e5 u0 p6 i4 U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' \; L3 T/ u* O* r& PThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。