English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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1 _7 H8 Y. B' v发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
7 L0 u7 N( w3 h/ m8 K钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( o: v( P+ n6 X7 O9 m* ]. [每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# S+ R2 I" M, Q% v. U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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! X9 |8 C7 W) k% ~/ T% l5 n. sEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
6 B- z  r8 Z0 I$ A9 xThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! `/ Z1 ~- Q3 Y5 n$ T8 E" K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
/ l2 L0 x, M) T7 {& kNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
6 C! u% N8 O; h2 U6 @Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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. c" C9 ^0 D0 j: w5 v"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 H% L0 F$ g# C+ {  m' b" ~努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 f- m1 x/ L+ n5 I3 c5 f0 H神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
0 G* o8 N3 x0 j3 b6 O* N  W& yWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
# x" t# J8 J3 q1 E4 r$ ]' ]4 m% J服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。