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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  - K. H* ~# [( g# I
  
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# _7 C" V0 b1 dMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * i, H& {  G: j4 d3 u* ?
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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, X5 y5 B, b( F- |One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, Q  w  ~  o9 G' `7 |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2 n+ [9 M( q+ f要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 g- T, S- o* X0 Z1 {
  
% Y  t1 r4 [1 v( S: }, S. }Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % ]* J, N. ~7 I. |+ P
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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. f/ r6 E; h" X% j& H1 gEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ U6 g: I7 M. u: N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& ~/ d1 w. Z& \The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ( }% E0 |/ F$ l# y- Q+ A- W
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 d  m- {: F2 V# X" J- v# @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). / _' r# D6 |% p6 v  J. u
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / R) p. p9 _& a) u
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / v5 g% f1 R3 i, A: }, \4 u1 A9 I
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. - ^2 d: X. c; W" k
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / H. `) y5 o7 Z" S
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* @: [, q$ ?5 h+ |1 @1 S7 A0 L后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ; B/ z/ Z2 Z+ Z1 P1 s1 p! s
  
# D2 z2 {% @2 ^4 m" e0 T1 C% L4 q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. / F1 C2 C) c' Q* Y! j2 m6 C
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ( m: h  s. `; \$ L: Y/ Y: `& q
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. / A5 L$ L5 K$ g, ]
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 8 s8 e# H! a6 e1 J' ~/ k  M2 R0 s
  
" T  F! j$ [+ q: I1 ~) y, z3 r"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! E8 _5 d4 E! ^/ d9 b* d3 f  N) V努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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' d7 u  V& K4 A: ^7 _$ H"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( }  I8 P+ Q, V- Z, D$ C' {8 v4 j  [" G/ t工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ W8 ?4 O: }- ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 0 B) y7 Y2 u8 C& p" s( m
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, \' g& K& V. g* O9 h0 H! z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 3 e7 Y3 V- a* W& g0 }
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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