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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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; W8 J! s) S5 l4 rMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
# Y! n2 D6 [% @. J" T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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/ I4 _: X( c7 m5 Z) ~1 H2 T, }Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
3 d0 k4 G" Z* w) lBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
6 K7 U- I3 A7 H' c) [9 h* ^Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 U: \, F# o+ i" N% K3 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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, ^' a/ R  }- C4 H7 q# X! CNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
1 R4 O6 `) H$ p4 l: i"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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! U0 m) Q0 t8 M# y7 SThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
  O5 G, ~5 L+ l4 `, N% X7 W0 U# h"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
  K* T+ i4 v+ ^$ e4 P" b努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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' {5 r. A  m# U; p"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
' f: I% z( ^: T$ U4 i8 S, }When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
! f! U0 D* D7 m; R7 ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
4 I: v' v- y/ i, R6 c" r( OA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
5 u4 i" r; z- t8 ?) y' J: P% BThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。