English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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! K1 J7 w  q( Q: O( [5 x6 n9 V发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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0 m( P& e+ n- ?( X% LMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
, r( \7 d" y9 n4 I4 A/ y+ A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& a+ }) d! ?0 j: ~) n: ~9 ^  lOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
( l- @7 F( x3 d4 \% ^Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 w6 L; s8 ^0 g& C$ b5 ]" _$ q每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" ]$ C3 y( V! I: g4 Z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
% a8 f+ p) n; TThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
9 L2 M0 A  V' W7 zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
) O+ q% d: g' p( {- S; J8 {$ ONever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' S. V6 g4 n+ o7 M! A! Q( f% s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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2 M& z' j7 q: oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) I7 p$ d, Y4 e8 |  r5 r$ P7 N1 Q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
2 H9 D+ [* _% z9 P5 q0 Y8 u( I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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; P, t  w6 }% i4 O4 ~"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
) Q5 B9 s% k* O. X" \" p& w+ K努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
3 p2 T+ |( @1 V# O2 A0 t4 y0 d"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 j- U% X; y; D$ B; f工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
/ u6 n$ z% `* @, z: lGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。