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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- o( X3 U/ [5 I, M4 ]3 L( U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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% h9 X: I9 \  m, u8 ^Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* H' E% N8 a9 c. `Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
& I! K/ T$ ?+ t/ e" X: L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
1 |8 M2 F' _5 wThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" f$ p+ L# e6 v! G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
' H7 U7 M' x* ]  I) n, QNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
1 X% i7 E) w  [1 q9 f( m6 D! L  L工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
* a& D, P& i8 N* J+ P% |: ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
1 h. m" j4 s% y+ }) ?" P/ fA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
+ M9 K0 b* A9 d& T0 fThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。