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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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( S/ e( F+ V1 k4 z0 vOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
- a: l- r$ l  T5 Y0 i' c+ n1 }+ {! ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 i, D8 n! `  T# @, G6 [$ DLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 j0 @2 K& B5 O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 t$ a7 r$ V$ Q2 y$ U, X每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 h6 |1 ?# N7 X7 _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 r/ b0 N1 O9 a* u& {The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; c  L# E/ b0 i  E+ ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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" n2 W6 B' b4 M! P' ]% g8 tNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ ^& |: R; m, N6 v- N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# e5 f6 j, R4 R! O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
' K  T* S  f% L$ b/ W9 iChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' C& P2 i5 n- h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
8 k4 a; A: B% U( e"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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8 E7 K% G, y& a5 @/ {9 wThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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3 `8 R& q5 R* H6 n+ m. E) `"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
- e1 l" i4 j' w; l: f努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" a, R! w( M& }2 G' L" h  Z, S  u工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
( v  ^$ d5 U! S: r9 hWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1 Q5 c0 ~; f% K9 X! X: X* Z5 X3 D两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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( K/ ?* C* i2 d9 V! K7 nA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 t, y' S! A7 J" d4 A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 K# p( N% o3 i( T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。