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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  0 g. k8 w! m9 R9 {
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 4 X& J* w2 _# \& T2 l: s
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 m2 w% k7 @* s& D5 a+ \! n1 q3 BOne should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 c; ?1 C/ T: H, S. K# N
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; S0 W- n8 o4 N. r% Z; |, z
  
" {- A# m; x+ `- l. BLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 7 e% q- {  j  T. Z
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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- p# e- P" {( y7 M( `Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
' w- ~. W! _8 G. E& B( @# o# t每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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  Q2 h! N4 y0 n( J+ L! {8 xEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
# |. g3 x7 [4 C, v3 a! [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. " K) ]* }4 B( O3 V- y5 Z
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.   l5 _! K0 u3 s# f6 t
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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9 K" u6 F$ e+ c3 L6 P. P6 Y6 h- uNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # m4 [" k: u' @
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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" F/ y, s9 b+ u% }& _* B* RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 6 ^4 w. }9 H% B% j2 N, A6 i
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& v4 h9 |: [4 d; |2 h7 V4 g# A9 P/ @) E后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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6 z$ |9 ]# @. o$ S"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
# q/ `. K: V$ R# c' ^( L! ~( |3 x& J3 F"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  {1 f8 L) M6 x2 ^1 J3 \' g, u6 T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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9 R7 E) ?2 v: L: ?"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ i. g3 f1 v  ]1 F努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. . Y( _: r; J+ ~8 {7 H1 I! Q+ H
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 2 F3 G& t" h! ?* ?
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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$ A* A: m  O- `1 p6 w! t9 ^) nGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ! E6 M5 N  u) C; g- p4 I# [! h: S
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ; K  h% V6 M8 @2 I4 n- j' b5 T, V
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. " Y2 W2 J( I3 Z; Z: [
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' I/ n7 o$ s: H3 hThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 `/ c8 _" S' u% @( m2 w& ?5 ~7 n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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