English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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7 D! S- l$ L' t; k$ i+ E发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. O% q9 s/ o5 m. [- X$ D9 q( e, \7 sOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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! z( l9 U7 b2 q- L2 rLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 i* M$ @3 J3 ~& \6 [4 z每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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4 M. M4 T" N/ ]4 REvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
! C7 N6 }; H* Z1 B. }) r% n( wThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
' X* X) n9 A. \: J* j0 q; {Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 p! t: a" j, ^" d) M/ x4 I* p  k: x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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! v  q# O: ~! S* z- o5 _6 q, |  r) WNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 s$ {7 F& I8 X. ULove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 W1 n" x% O  Z' Y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
  w" g+ {+ m- }% a1 w. X/ r) s"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 g) d: ]- H, Q6 E" @"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
  A4 Y' U2 m  B6 ^9 \4 V"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
  w2 E; T" c" p. n+ [God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
3 d$ P* r& z8 K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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: _9 \4 n6 p. a1 [& c8 K6 UA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 D/ r; F2 {" r  b* w6 q9 U! x1 m服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。