English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! k3 ^9 F; U$ nOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 z$ F7 _) S$ x. g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ `& w8 S' `2 I/ f% a1 M要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* f8 ~. c" A" Z+ L6 O) sEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 v3 ~# [6 n; k, h聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
$ L( p' ~  {6 b$ n# x4 OSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 C5 U5 K8 T& b: y& s' Q; _& A: s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
2 o5 ^+ _' C$ n1 GNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
7 @5 n9 i4 c! U$ ]( B% RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
7 x7 R* \2 c/ s5 n1 D# r  T+ YChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" O3 p2 P5 l0 s- O5 Q; h6 Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
; [1 Y: u, B2 u5 m1 ]"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( p5 N3 X& h5 c8 ~& J# \& ^' F"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" l( k' ]3 z# @. _9 x6 y! U9 {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
. O8 J& Q9 l- X# B; R"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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$ R/ o- ^7 [; I3 \8 ^3 L" x"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 t1 g) M, j9 M1 c0 a工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
% m9 {+ P' k! S) W5 X) WGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
. R/ o6 @4 e$ xA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。