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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

0 }8 e: x0 }9 ~% N: }% A# W# p/ ], U% }Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
' P8 I  O( `  S$ H( M; `" `One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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; d4 N3 {5 p2 p% HBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; `$ \. U6 |4 R/ ~8 q6 z每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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- \8 }5 l0 z9 ^4 z" ^! u/ B# hEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
) o6 K; f: z# u2 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 L6 [" u8 [8 Y: J( I2 ~% H; t- T9 F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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; |' x0 ]0 }3 r8 I6 sLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 o( l/ n9 t# |  C; w4 I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
/ {& ^; s& }- X/ C( N"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, G& D* L1 e7 j0 Q$ @' a# S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
8 V/ D. H8 q& [' D6 O努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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& ?7 N& m' N: `"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
3 w4 s6 S2 @4 b3 B7 u9 Y工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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3 T4 C1 h& q, T" Q( h" RA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) [4 P) s3 ^* Q5 N$ @3 X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
* h( D* I$ y6 O5 V: o5 d5 h; A学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。