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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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# H/ ]# E$ f4 e( \2 }$ U. K$ l3 i发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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7 ~# v  D1 t0 ?& K, GOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
& m9 ~) T. r; w0 w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
6 o: F! s0 U9 k2 A- A1 V: OBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 F6 S( B( h* i9 M) Y# m% q1 F. z& B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
4 K: Q8 k3 J: w# V7 t' ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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% q) F2 J3 C5 Z8 I1 X; pNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' h5 c5 F0 D- S0 x4 I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ H/ B, u) U  Y& \Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
8 w1 z5 i( H& ?! x( ^8 W努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 w1 S: P* L4 x% b6 k工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 A8 I4 e8 [' a+ e5 W3 O神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7 \. t" H. y: G  x( {0 @: F* J# ]两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。