English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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7 y- l1 d5 Q$ o! JNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 h" e$ v$ K- }: c6 `Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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/ E4 R% H- ^$ ?" p0 XChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( q. l7 d+ n4 n6 w3 z/ S: U- o1 _) NThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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: u3 |; S& V+ I8 nA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。