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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3 Z8 C# j8 {& }7 M6 D. |! F- v8 J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  k# h9 W2 v& d0 z0 b7 M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 \+ M1 ~$ `- d4 a  V) [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4 J+ O# U& J& v) ~  b/ W8 i每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
- n: C7 D6 T7 C$ @7 |: p: LThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
* B! a8 x' v7 `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; \8 r) l1 x1 ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
- M( W) t( t5 Z4 S3 `努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
4 M5 u4 d! {! I7 V7 b0 V, s8 ^"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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$ n+ Q9 @7 m+ M2 JGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 P5 K% f* N& [/ L两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
7 G7 j5 T2 U' u2 W4 rA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。