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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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/ K5 W  u5 w" j( ~# `) M1 `发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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4 i) j% k" z1 a; u! m; }7 Q/ `. JMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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2 n; F$ T# w5 |; F7 UOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
) g- G' K1 p. K8 A! YLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; j. B/ Q$ `4 }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* e4 }9 y( e' G' D3 MEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; r/ Z% x( ^" v$ a/ C& a4 f9 M聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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% e5 N1 c4 ]4 x& z2 Z, R# R  i5 \Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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! o. D) d1 t. C* ^: TNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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: u; e# u, K/ U9 c" aLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 L# h, L0 X2 {( O5 Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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  u  U. S; _5 b* `- W"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 c3 |- v, R9 d6 h* z  V; a: K"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; P* d- n; U4 D4 {8 ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ F! `4 N5 u8 V# f. R4 h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 T$ m4 s3 t3 V# L6 t+ O. i, G/ q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。