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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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, z9 K) o5 g' }  N) Q- L  H; O发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  * Y, n( ?* P' H9 @4 i; n  c
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
# {/ b* F: V( T- Y  f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ; y7 Y: v5 H9 U/ C  I
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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7 X, R6 a! a) @% k  r) `Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ' w. W; l( F- B3 ^( h
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 2 j7 P0 f. p" Z
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; a% [2 Z  V& [8 d5 Q& l" O6 k
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' X7 Z9 j! A7 E6 C3 L: p+ T. ZThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 p! W) `; t, X; |) M) s( O7 K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- Y# `: ~% @) a7 G- j# p2 P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 4 Z1 |( Y0 l! e+ V, w5 v- k  v/ @- T; H
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.   l' W- b% @' N# a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. & J+ D* f/ K! R+ a0 T
  
# g: h- @. L/ G1 x) R. OChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 B+ G! c; L! \8 P2 h3 {+ G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. # {  Q& }: K! D& T- s
  
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. n) S4 |7 w% w; P8 H"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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6 K, n" o. b: Z+ X2 u, ^4 ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: m4 a4 G5 P. ~2 t4 v7 u  L+ n1 i工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 2 b5 X" \( d7 `; v$ h" F' o# M
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 6 k6 f, ?: V  M
  
2 p  _! I: p# D) V# J: vWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! ! F! M; `0 ^  u- f2 |, t3 L% Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ; f$ U% r/ m4 q. H4 d; Q
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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4 f: r" g" }: r& n6 SThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 |4 e. Y" C+ t, V* i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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