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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ O( v7 U# i0 h. R2 f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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) ~7 d; U7 e0 tLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
( D. S3 x8 }: j( a' D' M) sThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ q; A  g+ k  }, g! ?2 T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 S. g) F6 L) J* e不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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2 k( q2 Z/ o7 `. r/ ]5 S( I' D( [Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' @4 h$ s7 ]% N后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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' R; l- v7 i/ a% l" c( i"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) q- v0 |7 k/ ?5 g( y0 ]; r"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
$ @/ F* b3 X0 {: C% BThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
1 Z5 c; t6 d8 |: K. D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
' _! b7 C: t6 h* f2 g0 \* Y"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
& L7 }3 r5 L+ h) V) F5 t, S"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( W8 t! M: Z2 I# T3 U: ]# X) n工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ }1 e7 {: T2 H5 ?4 U神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
/ f! G8 E% @) I$ W6 B- G8 G' |The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。