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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 ( ?; w$ @  \! v5 Z
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  3 T0 Z+ h% z* Y" F& G8 D9 r
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * q, D# c" L9 t* V
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ( a9 F/ i; n- s' V) j
  
' x: X: k2 l$ M( U# NOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# C( K. Z  v  w- A. _' {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. , M$ u4 {- [. G
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. % Z3 S+ P& a: V+ G) p! A" C# p$ q
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 v4 |+ W0 g/ v6 N每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; c' F0 s! j7 ?+ p. M
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. $ Y6 ?+ P" D' Q' u1 z! z7 V4 r
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
' U; W# `: c+ ~& M. Y4 O  T成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ' W0 c8 {  s) k/ D& `5 J
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 h# i3 d; M$ i3 t
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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- T& b. h) Y) C9 J* ULove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. " B6 a  m/ P$ c7 h* a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 0 s8 e6 s/ @% Z2 m" j) {
  
6 p- l( V0 Z/ B/ T# s/ B2 q& V* vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 O9 B. p) Q. k后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 9 [+ b2 D) e1 k8 Z% v
  
) J3 a: Q" [# H0 _3 l5 g"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 6 F' d+ f7 h, ]  ?: A
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. + s* h5 O: U; m3 M
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. / a5 \+ Q1 b: E$ P8 J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( N+ M$ {3 r9 W4 x$ J努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. $ a  o) B  x/ I: i
  
, l) J/ m* u' d2 O( [* _+ d% Y8 Q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " / v' ]: W2 B) S
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 5 g: i- E% v/ P' z( @
  
2 x6 x0 |% }$ ?' D# `2 G' jGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' J1 w' |: c6 f/ J' @: r$ F8 Y1 X* ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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; o' ~, E1 \4 ^- mWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 E( n  A+ t9 n两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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3 q/ @9 G5 K9 u; hA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 Y8 c9 H7 b" B- |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- Q% g% z$ {4 ]+ F# Q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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