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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

. I7 J3 G0 f( ?" }" f/ S& `Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
' J/ G5 L* ^! |9 IOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 I6 @! I9 M; o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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2 M7 e: p. R1 vBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
% e+ _. e2 f( i* @/ dEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
; P/ t) _4 D8 q' H9 `  j0 Q& o5 n$ m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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0 r, c: {2 r, `5 L: _. }/ e. W7 YThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; o3 `: y! U" p9 P聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
' t  }: e8 R9 J6 XSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 Q8 H, z3 h1 \" {$ @" s( _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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: {* r4 D: {; z( wLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
1 I2 ?( _4 s& ^2 d' ~. NChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
0 V- @+ b) [9 U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
) i- c2 j5 c. K) P$ O"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
2 |- a6 \# v. o) l' {7 r"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' u) Q; v8 {4 V* X8 aGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' A* G  T2 D0 h: G8 w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
; E3 R6 D0 S9 GWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
; h  a5 G% o7 Q) Q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 x0 H3 R: g6 i5 c# L8 T8 wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
% M( r% Y6 I4 `' d3 W4 H6 e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。