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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
) p1 T* j) @6 O7 x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
& c* \  B/ Z6 u  NOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
, q) c. s. F( ^- T3 BLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( N1 j* Q. d9 D) ^# e要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. Y0 Q1 s" ~/ r$ L! V每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
8 [8 f/ ^" q+ w. z: BEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' r  _$ @% r1 _$ Q* P4 s: _& z. Q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
6 d5 B9 b; @! h$ p0 d) MThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) D3 B9 e; Y8 g. v. T+ }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* o. X0 M8 @5 Z0 J7 }( E$ F  F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 }, t$ G$ Z+ g; h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
& P& V0 Q) M. t% n- P, U7 o8 N6 x"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 x$ E  s9 r2 k- B4 R4 {% E应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
2 S. \& P1 d: n3 F$ P"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" L% A/ T, J! D+ }神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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3 [* ]7 ~, ^  d& TA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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( ^: Y4 G# `; }! {7 u! rThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9 x5 Q1 C" h9 T/ q# W0 U6 x6 ^( b0 S学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。