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% S. ?( e5 `' _) }: u发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

+ Z' a( B9 m0 w* \; I8 @: g7 z6 S. FMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
( C* z7 E. J2 ?; A2 K钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
" K! g. J* \  J2 X' A6 g% g. vOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
' I# a1 m0 C. |* u, `每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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0 s/ N% n. y8 |Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
" l. v5 C* i5 AThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! _' p  f' g0 Q6 ?( z/ F$ G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
7 {4 V$ q0 ]7 vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 |# o6 v; W; t" c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
. F6 K! ?# v& K9 Q( e4 cNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 A. `& W  Z1 Q& Y! q: {6 \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 u  Y- ?7 X& Q" I' I+ z, L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
  I' {3 I1 E: x' t1 ]- |3 Z4 g5 k后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
: ]$ s3 }+ l" u2 ~' hThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
5 Q$ Q5 e) O% X) g"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ f/ N( W# {; {! G: r9 y. Z工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1 v- Q% f  C! |# b+ C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 A4 S9 C% |# n4 A服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: g2 @& j( n6 p8 J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。