English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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' x' S; P# n; @5 @9 s+ ZOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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. _3 Z& }* q+ @2 S3 D5 wBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( |0 c" y. Y2 j/ n% G3 l/ n' J每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* s) c# X( S/ J% s/ IEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( H! H1 y5 D/ x3 l9 s+ X再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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  s; v. v+ E: v' C$ F6 f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
8 l$ ], V) S! f3 E' d8 x# LNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
; s$ d4 \9 R- e- I1 z' V. m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ Y6 u+ j7 O" G# u/ bLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 N6 ]2 y, ^5 [. c% t# ~0 J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' o. A  H+ W9 Q( k, ]+ H9 j"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
; z/ D$ A5 y; i5 tThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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9 A3 y+ T9 w7 q"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 P- M9 N6 g( ^. @6 f工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。