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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  & _0 w- o6 M: j! T
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/ k0 y) p  }2 p- rMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( `6 A8 X. c- q. t# k- k+ S' `
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
* h6 ^4 |6 K6 a+ `+ |# E" ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/ u4 u4 n0 z6 l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & b$ n: S& C4 F! u+ D. n
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " v8 h3 t% O  |
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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7 p- ?1 b( A0 p$ rEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ T5 a$ [1 |$ A' t( q$ l; S0 H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 _- c$ u- _$ p+ C1 i0 d3 Z" _1 x- LThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 L2 T- y( B5 }+ v, \3 ^  T$ R) _" E
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - p( P5 C0 Y; h' q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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# i$ G+ L# j" bNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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& \1 D  h! Y# }5 S* ELove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. - V1 E2 q8 V2 U
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 M, G9 S1 i; P! u$ ~; o; k"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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! j, N4 D+ \1 l, Z7 g  k"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 4 s4 m: a" J3 P, b2 ~& }# P0 A
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " * G' I7 {8 ]  F: m: S$ {& z& ]' a
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' U: M! x: E) b# BGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.   x1 D$ n( u( R
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# f6 A0 _" {, t4 h0 }When two‘s company, three‘s the result! , s4 o* u5 T) h/ ]6 J' [" j: c
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + ]* ?' u7 T8 z8 L' k! ?& O3 v
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 9 ?, l' S5 R) |+ \, S
  
: i* ^" j( r; ]The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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