English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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- T2 c7 F$ g4 `7 q- R: E发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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5 P" t% m* f% v0 J, p# \( Z2 kOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
! ^. A" J9 E* t. E3 Q' kLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( k8 _* N: x  }* n% `每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
0 l4 c* D6 j5 V8 R' `8 p: C2 fEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 x3 H8 i5 W8 K+ d  N再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8 }7 [# f) g9 m/ |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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! Q% H" ]+ H+ oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
- C. m: Z9 [) s* m( x0 h* \3 @Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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3 @) |# r9 _. J5 A! WThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ I% b/ e2 l  b9 S9 _3 \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
' y  ]. j1 r! ^$ p+ [/ \God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
. s5 ^9 a7 m2 G. e/ ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
. t9 k7 m* Z$ Y) p, Y" ?, E6 jWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 @9 `% h9 m7 X! I  u+ c' r8 mA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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