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朝阳

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4 ?. J" F. ?7 k! ~) N发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

, i6 J, h* N/ L- WMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
! }! i: E& J/ }$ |钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 X2 v$ D, P7 H; q  A6 l! iOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" f/ b1 ?$ f9 i- B. p7 \Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 j9 i, P3 z2 H% Q& L) g- O  T1 A$ ^9 s; x每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6 f, {4 i1 z& L. i4 hEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
  c9 S. l! t) N0 K/ t+ N; Z/ e( n( PThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 U  n9 D& r0 t! V3 r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! v7 g/ B* ]+ n( V# kLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 j0 x9 j% p6 Q! u! F, F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
* b5 @4 a' O- ["现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" G& A! H- P" w应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 k3 e! M5 Q# g8 Q0 W( x努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; W9 v# k0 D  F2 I# V6 U工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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3 l; h+ U! x6 k+ c% x" AThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3 G: r1 U- T6 E9 p9 g/ M, O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。