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朝阳

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; M$ K0 ~0 j$ u. u发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
# y) o7 f" n% B: ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
! }2 k3 F# o  c9 U+ t" W2 cOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
- {% B3 O$ f* N6 _' R4 }0 V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# v% ]2 |& t. V4 g. |! @每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! Q) X  n/ K9 V1 q% X再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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) N2 |5 K- |) o; a; x7 a/ E% BLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 k  H5 @! K9 B  r) E后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
6 O( {, B! u1 X' r' N9 e"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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4 ]/ C. Z+ \( d6 D% rThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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3 h4 G3 m9 C$ S"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. n! I: ~  p; K" D努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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/ Z# X& V7 i! z7 D  w% v$ }: ]The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。