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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 : ^! K* N7 R+ G
5 E2 [% s# Y' F8 g# B. m发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. : J8 z% a7 z ]2 D* t. l
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( g" O1 Y$ M7 }# q* p5 I每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
. `9 o: B l. f要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 8 x2 D' j, j' L. A/ y' r
c% n5 y6 c; G' ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , C( X4 P9 q5 X; z0 f4 V$ A6 U
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 0 i0 m# m& L6 J( @
& P5 x R( p5 j! ?0 @/ LEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 r0 V; p, x0 ?* A6 u) n
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % S1 ]0 W1 Q; c8 d" q( }# l
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. , i2 s- |7 I9 P( P: a& a
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / E! D+ T, ^( L" K# w1 }
/ |$ m( S% D7 N# J3 USuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, `- g5 a0 N/ i9 M4 f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ' K0 q9 |- L/ }; y- @3 \
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 g0 l* U E7 g1 O9 F: A9 i8 j
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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. U2 S0 _. u9 F9 @0 z. kLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. # W3 Q# W# O( O2 w, \4 n K" s
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 6 ~8 _3 u: i5 g" L u
. E! V6 v: Q; `/ q9 SChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3 Z# O. C( Y# U3 k: x5 I0 B0 ^后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. . s- a4 t* I) }+ ^+ R7 `5 n- r
. |: l+ B6 p, G2 l( _0 m"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) q1 ]+ i$ B* X, p5 U5 |2 o8 K"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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2 s( v6 l2 C- C& j* UThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. x. j* G- b" a2 i" g1 N% Y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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0 n- _" G: U2 q" P! {. s"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ( c0 i) r1 y. ^) S, h R# R( M" ^
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. : k/ B$ i2 I& M# k+ t% A/ V; T
# h6 S; y; @, jGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 5 U/ J) m' K2 |+ {8 H% |
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 : j1 S$ M6 Y6 E# H9 A
0 b6 Q m) s/ u5 z) JWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2 h) l1 _9 k' _# N. A两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! - E; [, Z# f' H* _9 o
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ; y2 Z W& g" x! U3 J8 U; z
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 5 Z5 C+ T) j. Q$ V: X/ _
1 I/ d' R& v1 \% wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 4 c/ [, n2 w) u. b y: f8 S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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