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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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: {  ^' O3 D+ h+ e0 y! Q7 Q发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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0 Y! O9 t3 G1 T8 IMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
5 V" [+ K. v% l. `3 w钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
3 [: K, J% y  k# [, g9 yOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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* s9 V4 H3 A) k2 _# H( m6 R" ~+ W8 kLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! y0 M  ]/ {1 K$ t8 Q: A每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
7 K+ n& U5 I* a* l( u5 @Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, X6 v8 W3 c/ M8 u9 x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
. [! j2 r6 |7 h0 E% p+ s* G6 KThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
. S0 T) h4 n  m' X3 ?" e5 u5 @聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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; {. @  o( G  C: jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  ?) @; c- G) ^+ N7 w$ G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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' p+ w+ P+ [' [; S. v  `Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# k7 M" r( y1 _" i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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: e1 c5 L2 Q2 sChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
9 K) f0 t, k3 t# c; [1 _% g6 x( {4 PThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
& L7 K5 ?) c' m( `( y- I4 E" \应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
# H+ O* K. G9 N& h) Z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
% I1 M4 a& ^) e8 |"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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7 L+ }* O1 f% [. L! m3 b& DGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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; Y4 q# B/ y. {. v* fA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 w3 F1 [; }) v" ~, S$ L2 u- |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。