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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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5 A4 v" _3 ^4 F发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

, d$ R4 d2 D9 y' w9 I% a) \Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
6 x( q  I: J7 U' KOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6 d( p2 R% G6 O" d) f8 U, OEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) E: b! Q$ B. L; V( C聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" W) _+ y9 V3 R& Y1 N* u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
- }* |8 Z2 u5 A, E. iNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 Z- U$ w$ Y# M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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3 y, t0 v$ o' i* ]"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, a# {+ U2 w! t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
$ p9 E9 D6 z. D" \9 T9 a6 lGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 s+ E: {6 L8 m2 P+ s( d神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
) N3 `2 c2 q, J! Q0 j( k& F3 l3 fWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。