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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
, E9 v/ N+ x* [$ bOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 g  J4 D  v. Q" e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
8 B* F5 S4 Z8 a. s; gBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4 S/ s, ?7 O( u5 w3 A& w每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
7 M: D3 G  p0 j& ]( GEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
& M; N" u! Z4 z+ [$ I$ f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 |  `8 Q: e& W- }; ^0 w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ b+ v: B# h/ S/ p. @不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
# Q: t# {) ]$ W  S5 n. aLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( f5 U% \1 p0 s! J2 r$ C7 ~"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
# \! c1 T% L) j2 O. q* F# j"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
2 \/ u) e4 k& n  Q" zThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 ^! ]. y5 [. s* a! Q. x4 v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
& m( ]$ W! y- {8 Z0 l7 g"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
/ s- P( f! K6 m2 w( E1 o"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( o; D. W6 ~% J; K& J8 R% q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 W) y6 X4 Y8 uThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。