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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 Y# G9 ^$ ^3 @6 E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 h  S' W7 M2 o. w要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
4 e7 N& w4 g4 s* b5 y% h( SBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  A( Q, P1 E, O* Q4 {每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
, ^4 f$ F3 Z, v4 s" I6 hEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  ]# T6 P  ~0 z2 r0 ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
% z, i. s( v( e* q* Y% n0 B8 [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 S, W  Y- M5 W0 Y* D0 \; A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 H4 @' d' d* q( s; S' N' w7 MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
2 x8 e3 l/ w" J! d1 g2 Y! rChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
! j0 ]: |( W& m( ]; F3 m, p"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" m0 a& ]4 T* O3 B努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
! M# `5 y% R1 i( |3 n"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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  j3 h2 k2 L6 s1 c  g5 j5 h0 q( IGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- ?# W" }/ E. h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
, q, e! \9 x# }! M- w/ qA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 w: F) h! A% E% @服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。