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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

$ E# X5 O* R, H( }, K( c( T5 R, D发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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- ]/ m3 ]" ]2 b0 l3 l5 iMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/ l+ q8 r0 _  @; @, \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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) ]0 b" g+ w/ H( O. `* b; x- SOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
7 Z6 `- i& k* ~Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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$ E3 G" {  S' O. O* X" wEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 n; ?2 i3 D: z: M, k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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1 {+ i. c4 ?7 s% ?Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
& y' w# k1 ^% H不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
" v6 |% E/ ]" nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
4 U. a$ P% _5 IChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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0 i5 G& w( O( w8 I% iThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
4 d5 t- _3 ]! Q5 a3 ^2 m; j努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
  F8 z' t7 b$ Q5 _"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 l. R7 M4 ]. b% N8 {工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 k: w& @, W* l( o, GGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
3 `, j4 g0 Y) ?- ?两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
# L3 n! \' j& T( {8 U$ ?% I% @A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
7 T8 ~) u/ R% iThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 u+ B3 o3 f9 l+ o; O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。