English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

/ k0 y) p  }2 p- rMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
* h6 ^4 |6 K6 a+ `+ |# E" ~每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/ u4 u4 n0 z6 l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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7 p- ?1 b( A0 p$ rEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ T5 a$ [1 |$ A' t( q$ l; S0 H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 _- c$ u- _$ p+ C1 i0 d3 Z" _1 x- LThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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# i$ G+ L# j" bNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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& \1 D  h! Y# }5 S* ELove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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4 s) M# q8 u: a5 k1 h* IChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 M, G9 S1 i; P! u$ ~; o; k"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
1 G( n! l/ t( u, R; D) y& u  {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
! j, N4 D+ \1 l, Z7 g  k"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' U: M! x: E) b# BGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# f6 A0 _" {, t4 h0 }When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
: i* ^" j( r; ]The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。