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朝阳

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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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4 R( X5 M; N/ B3 tMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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" ~( z- n$ z6 O# SOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 ~! \6 S, ~  P, ]2 M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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9 Z9 E, m( C4 ?3 Z$ S, IBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- |" t3 O5 I1 l& b) {每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  j; y" k- [1 u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 K2 l3 C% w" |8 j4 w聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ T2 `7 S1 O2 C8 I6 B# K成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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) z: U( B9 H4 T9 L2 z0 p/ }5 [Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
  j/ X, I8 X) d& v, E! y8 uThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; b. T* {* n* _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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$ q+ _. C' h7 V$ [" xGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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* e* h( f) E4 f  v" o$ M3 YWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: ^# X+ }% {- r7 v( `! S两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
2 n7 z) L1 J/ Z7 gThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。