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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 ( N# A5 U# a7 `) b0 ^
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  7 O. M- V  v! ]# j4 p$ e9 E
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' U/ r7 ]+ h1 N1 \' k! K" m" [7 _Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ! Y# z- v- _- p( s: x1 f
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 R, ]( L0 ?6 I9 l' S/ e每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. % r  \" l$ r- f- [, _& d
  
$ P/ Y( r' ?4 `8 R4 rLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. + a; q* P3 i8 b$ B/ j9 g
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. + _7 n, U6 i6 x( T: l# B
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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, d- H7 Q% C! x- G0 B+ sEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. x- p% U! X: R# }8 m$ O再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. * f! g& |" S6 [: [8 c  n, u
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 \0 n! r/ W$ t) d0 X# T7 o; A. N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 z3 q% S4 {( z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 4 Q4 S# k/ T5 c, k9 E" o3 v
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 L0 G6 f% b! U* i/ B' b0 W7 }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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" E, r$ l8 \  |' [; b7 QLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 i& I& Q+ [4 O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 8 X3 X! ?+ T4 G
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 n( X; s/ B: |" a% T4 u% X+ s"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( g: Q- R, }7 s' H9 B7 rThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; M8 X* c7 @+ G  g4 X6 ~$ r; J6 ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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3 c9 W' C7 ^: C$ O. B* r+ y"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " " l# u8 |- p' C# T: g
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. : t* B; b" ^+ Q/ H% W5 v
  
7 O, M) J5 O6 L' R"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
# h6 I$ i) @+ S$ n! a工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 s# S; D; \6 N. F$ I6 G* KGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 P. T2 l7 l4 r& Y神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! , ?+ b9 p* A& h' X% x) m% |) R* b
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % w- G! `' k) r, ?
  
  M: y/ c/ c6 _% D% QA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. / n8 l! C+ k$ O. s4 L$ `) S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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