English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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: n' e3 z, f- |( N发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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+ k- G8 e) b" vMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
- Y8 s  @1 z# YOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ A  P  R' J- O7 u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
7 C) c- u& P5 |- Y- B6 E+ e" x4 hLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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/ A  t/ g8 L9 ]1 oEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
: h4 x+ n6 y* R7 H: W( P4 r& _The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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2 e. _( H4 r0 W  Q9 j: l3 J" zSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- |* Q+ X' S+ M$ V/ b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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9 [* k, B; y2 O: H) }5 X+ Q/ E# @Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
7 m, `0 h: l; B1 D"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
$ u+ s9 a8 t* l6 s, W"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: h7 y' x1 q& B) s' l" v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
; X$ Q; f( y) ]8 ^8 F4 l* e( x"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# N! v; I3 c; Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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5 v; d* H1 g# Y4 D  DWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& v) R$ b" J6 @' y7 v9 L3 G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  L. C# C* X! w1 n, ?服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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$ b* {% j& T7 u$ c9 U2 s5 d! m0 s# ?The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。