English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
+ _2 K2 `. x! y) y0 WOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 k& j- R, s. L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
7 [+ Q6 N7 k0 k0 F3 O! R; ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* S% D  Z8 E2 G) P$ G9 a1 I$ g3 `The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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5 e! [$ g, F& f5 P0 h1 d# G- I% c' oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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5 M  m4 E; T* n+ ]3 p/ @+ hChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 I2 N2 D( I7 [后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. t  W; r7 @; f* Z' C"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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: @  `: C! A  f. E"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 ^! M" o( \. _7 R工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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2 \+ g$ |. H4 C4 X- @God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
/ O7 T! [% W1 r+ t4 {When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。