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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  4 n5 D: G& e* {% W9 O
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. , m+ ?8 h+ W' ^% i6 C9 G
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 7 ?! C( f8 ?9 d) t& d, q9 D8 U
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 6 w# p0 _2 j& }( G
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. / ^8 M3 l' j5 w8 G/ C3 |
  
3 B- F4 P$ w5 d5 K+ t/ pLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
. c) z4 L) o' k# g8 d0 {/ K# X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. / O9 G# `+ t2 Z) i/ [1 G
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 i: \7 G- r6 N1 }6 R每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) b# s$ ?4 U) G( I+ k7 J7 C
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. + E" J  p' H$ h7 {5 S" p
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
: j$ e' [7 N, M5 e, H) Z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * ^" v4 O+ V: v
  
0 Z! r* J+ M8 i* p' V0 V: NSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 {3 U  R- o7 A6 o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ' Q0 `3 f& P% s- T; t* d
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 t8 [3 H' T5 ~: j$ V6 A不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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7 P0 Z; B7 b4 v9 A5 PLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. + i7 q# S( X+ }  c( T) `
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 1 f) J2 }/ h& _7 {! g0 t- s2 S/ Z
  
- l6 U6 P# V' a0 uChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' l: u7 t) p& @2 I- }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 1 Z/ v' p+ f9 ?, K
  
2 B& E- b0 ]" u8 E  q( k9 e! G"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' h' k0 v7 c4 b" r2 _/ l/ a"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ; F& i; F- s3 U4 s: f$ o
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ( m0 I* K+ |; `8 _" U
  
# i& V. M. `* S3 Y' B8 Z"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " & z. J+ t1 b# h, ^. M
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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  l' k8 E3 Q: h3 m( G8 M/ o"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ! K9 N1 i3 [' }% ^' `$ z
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; r) r2 O, q* }8 V3 m2 l( Z4 \) f神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 # [& X" I: O4 ?% O- Q2 m0 L
  
2 q5 ~( l/ O: l( ~$ }When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ; I; V& Y* \$ W  b% _$ G9 k! k
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 0 M4 I4 [! N( j2 Z" ]
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
/ v5 E, r  G) E9 B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 7 f! _. T5 o3 O, V6 Q
  
" }6 r! [* Y# G- B4 I! UThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % P: ]- x) m/ z. H6 i
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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