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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

6 k% ~4 `3 O$ c. @" B' B; `) y发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 @7 Z# S$ K% `0 A) C% l每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 V8 J, W# u9 |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 N) }: f" i; G0 y$ l% }& bThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2 W8 z3 T5 P0 Z7 w/ o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# k: r1 B( n8 t1 |: c" l. s5 }+ R& kLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 ]& Q! _; V4 k/ r% C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 B1 ^! K5 H2 {8 V( s"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
: q7 l& S, X" G/ p1 r, m"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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4 G" M, r# ~8 Z5 v! v$ M: iGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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5 w% B2 r2 X6 x, P6 M; sWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1 R4 ^- _  J2 j$ p  o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。