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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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- e& I7 ]& d2 y  `- L0 X7 T发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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6 b  o9 @/ Z8 z! UMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ J9 _: s6 }. Y7 C$ @! rOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
! {! b' j9 I8 ^' y) R: |Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
6 p9 p+ @* Q" Z( d; {' ?; d4 V  NEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 d! B: }& p8 n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
6 l$ [) ]9 z' u# Y  eLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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" X+ `$ n, ~  U2 k& u, `Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 o! `0 Q3 i+ K7 r3 |"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 E( T2 \& |# |. I) z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 {- P% O# b# J) g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
0 n/ X3 a, `# Z' F6 RWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
( S9 n7 t% P& XA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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