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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

! m5 w& `5 s6 i1 F; \6 n发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
4 I* O8 r' b- A* y3 D! I% v5 Y% ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 }$ c0 E$ G' q; y" r% j# _每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ o% ~* f  P1 X  K8 f* j# Y/ b+ T要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' s1 H3 D) g2 K9 JBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" \$ A6 U6 P% Q( o. j/ F8 ]每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
8 Q& N5 u" a! r; p7 T3 tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% {1 l5 }+ n  ?6 Q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
9 L- B  I2 T, INever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
, X' i: C' ?; ]  Q0 G3 |* |5 GLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. v' R; {, \8 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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" K6 H6 f5 k, b. v" `5 IChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 ?6 I* g8 m9 @; C9 k9 l4 a  O后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
2 W) e* [/ ^- W* D"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 x, `/ R2 }, G7 {0 w" p"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
" T6 X# L* u& G8 W) RThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ l# F0 T# m* s& [应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
  ^% p) U- v6 i# g6 q"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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+ U" Z+ T2 ?1 @/ J' m  j" y"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
! ^9 b3 L8 _$ Q7 y2 {工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
/ d$ D6 Z8 Z  R. G; G) D5 mWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
. w/ `2 d0 }  V4 o, x: Q2 l两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
/ u: x2 O' T8 x% r+ K; X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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6 S) B8 D) \4 r* @$ a4 i/ y' TThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 q* O6 d+ h% m# z& O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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