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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; O. J( C" v; N6 w1 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! v5 M2 W4 n) W, T5 N) V% _每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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" R  D9 f% ^6 t' T4 cEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
" t2 W( {) m9 v' WNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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3 E  W  @# Q  d. |3 z! y9 [. WChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 ?0 |8 ^0 k8 ?7 }1 p' ^" S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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1 t$ ?7 E. g* T2 B+ O+ M% hThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 B; T; }' `; w$ L3 P努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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& b/ [' C( m% X' \; `8 [4 @"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; O5 h! C  Y& F3 Q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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5 p- C6 [8 P: t- X5 W+ nGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ d( M% o8 p, v, h( T+ Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
8 H) o$ h  P; m* I' r! [& SWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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2 w1 a: \% J6 I# l4 L- wA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) q9 [1 }$ ?/ E6 ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
# c6 Q: b8 y; {3 n  mThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! v( y+ H$ G/ ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。