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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 % w3 {, X, P5 B( v! I
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * c+ D! P. d$ G! n9 i8 u% h: C
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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# Z6 x0 _3 z* R) i- i8 q* F) nOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
( v7 J0 z5 M! ?) O) C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. / j: E z; Y2 K! O/ b, g8 x
" l+ Q' t. X; }" [6 v* ~Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. * d) B% z0 F. Z! p7 U
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# ?5 n0 w3 \# X' L7 u每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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7 j$ E3 j1 R9 z6 I9 h1 qEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
# l* V! H U7 m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. & G& F# Q, D% K/ t6 A- p3 u
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 2 v$ |# ]4 U/ E, d
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ! J X; i6 v0 A0 J9 ~7 K$ k
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
) t( J/ L- a5 z2 p6 \$ k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). $ {: ?/ k7 \9 P6 a3 r
$ ^" U: U: G3 [" G+ p1 z# e, YNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% k3 J$ U4 t- t不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # z- l, a( n7 H
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: o+ X5 o; U- |3 k' M爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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+ ^! W* D% i4 ~"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% O @# C2 p0 ]0 o! D# c u"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 2 U, y2 A# D. h+ Y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " + S) q! N: U8 k$ \$ w1 J
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. & h' @. g: l% W) k. n/ e0 g
/ U9 q7 r( M% P; b* K' tGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ! l# G/ r% m4 x/ x0 U4 _! ?
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ( T6 V; v: X4 g
+ D O. @" Z, S( q: K0 rWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+ o, ^( t8 t7 a3 }, j) k9 Z. e两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9 t$ ?5 L+ }' Q5 x9 Y) y8 [" `% j
' H) y, v$ ^8 w4 d: Q3 MA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 |' O( R5 Q. [+ k7 N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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. h. E0 e3 L' n2 `* D ~, C# rThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
( B" Q; y/ B& h9 K学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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