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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
! `; U# t4 y9 h8 d0 W: e3 J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. , R; B( K9 G, l" T
  
& _: t; F8 C! `& V" N5 D/ DOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 c7 Y" J6 G; Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 g  _  y3 p9 B% ]& p2 y: b7 o) l( v每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 O- J; W  u, s8 L3 d
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # c( w- C% D- j* B# v' `
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. . m7 n2 F) h" @& }* B* l- V
  
- Z( ~; H$ t3 u& D+ [% y" ?The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
+ T" X' u: C3 O1 r聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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% P! X* Y' t: ^, t  B% v) qSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 d" r& u# L# E+ H
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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6 ~: R+ d  }( t6 X; G2 a1 XNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. , ~* l( y: U' {: L$ d9 |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / i; g1 ?+ T+ }
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 5 u. S$ i/ ^' D, F. l) {, w
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ) d! B9 \7 n3 D- Y4 t# x- p
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 k6 p) [  o. g"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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0 b6 z) ^: w: rThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
) @: P9 ^: z6 c% y0 `6 a/ D7 m9 ^应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. + c  Y( l: ?& S- G0 t: W7 p
  
$ G/ w# M! u5 w2 k* M- T. W"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 5 [* b" u; J7 O: Z2 i
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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( J4 H1 H" k) [: P7 E"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " / s  W& |, [) _8 m: o* F) l
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. % B( F% _! Y% v
  
& M! y/ E9 }2 ^" zGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 _- M6 [+ \3 R5 w8 Q
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. $ @8 S7 ?9 Q+ e1 u: l
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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