English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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* E; d+ z; I; u; P2 p发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
8 F% E* O8 H* Z2 O& K钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
5 U2 i! k4 w, |% P" J, n: JLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
0 h$ t$ x% o2 E' Z3 ~0 nBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/ M. V8 x4 \, U! f( k, v/ B1 s每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
+ J) @0 g5 ~) H5 YEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" S  Q( I! S2 E5 z; @0 `; S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% F) g% \3 y* Y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: [- x8 a* A# s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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4 B5 @. o# ^# F, f; J6 b/ D"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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! y9 S7 c0 k6 I  E3 ?3 SThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 `4 o; x& o; ?" j$ `努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
+ l3 D- k* H7 o, O, E" L& tGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
8 _0 C) Z8 A' m0 G! _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
1 I5 O) i8 ^# }) ?2 CWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
. [( |, P- J& ?! B& LA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。