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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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4 ^  O6 p% \+ z6 k1 N8 X& X6 }发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
$ R) {4 }/ R; g. ?One should love animals. They are so tasty.
' q. ?) F3 s. A, Q! Z* T1 X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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/ l& }7 B$ `0 ]  \% u5 A' [Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5 L! `$ ~; o, X0 A% I4 s$ aBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
% F: q8 z- B: w; A8 `3 ^" S; LEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 ~* F" k6 A; y. MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. T8 e' L+ I' E* o! h# ]4 V" ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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; r+ b- e4 k8 j- A* `Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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  W) u7 d4 E4 d/ Z6 T5 N, eChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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4 F+ @( B. U& p% Y6 Y"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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% e) m8 d8 }: H, X5 _1 k" g, m1 @"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; {9 D$ d) ]7 V" i# `, l工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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4 n% f8 Y0 W" ?4 k% t, ~& gA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 d8 S5 U) k4 e服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。