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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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; g% m6 l, O& Y% I% F* R$ |Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 |6 q8 I. B% v1 m. K+ O8 f) PLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 B6 q  x; Y+ _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) \: g5 v9 e% X7 Y, \2 j每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
  h2 [; I  I2 G: c0 f' NEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 T" o3 f$ k5 F' @, z3 J/ D% c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" u& [, X+ {; m  d# y, ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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2 T$ }& B1 O% j! g# F( j' L& `4 p, KNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 z  y" N  O% g8 Q. J8 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
' I* k+ t7 w7 N4 A# K5 m' B& jChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 X) ?$ K0 l- o* F( e' V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
+ j2 I% b2 c# J0 Q3 ["Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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2 S- w7 X; x" q6 B- v"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
/ F. g- d* n" |0 t& I7 C2 a" A工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ f$ }( Y' ?4 }& `神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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# u# y7 _5 _( |. KThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。