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# R+ s3 y0 ?# D6 W- K发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: h2 b& b" m6 \! C- W' }' g每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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8 [: S4 `. x9 a! r& F5 DLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( n+ `4 r0 q, V! I% f$ C3 O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' E5 W: L, E& k再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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4 A3 P6 `! I4 h* M  H8 N7 F" @The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 M3 y: O% v1 D* w& ?8 h7 W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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8 Y9 s0 [" I3 DNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 m4 A* S5 P3 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 h5 s+ q0 K4 r$ P; ZLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 w9 o$ L+ f+ }+ J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; z2 D" G, U; w* G% x"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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0 o2 ]; H) e/ z6 F# iThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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! ]  r0 E! k+ Z: U- x8 C"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
4 N: Y( `9 o+ F5 i"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
% ?, ~2 U/ N% s4 P' x+ y工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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1 B- H$ M9 U, N7 ?( [, {A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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$ [" K# B: `3 T8 m6 ~  FThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。