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' w: f8 _) a+ ^# I+ ^发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
# ^3 E% B& d; R* G* `( a' v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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, |! S5 p9 k) r. j4 I1 lOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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( d' Q* {" g+ ?Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# h1 ~/ O# J/ G. E, o$ N- g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 Q6 M2 a5 H8 a% S+ p每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: s6 G0 _/ F" a4 G! G2 S, p' U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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$ |' r# j" E7 A2 hThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: C# P" K3 W( U1 a: c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 a$ z7 P% z( ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ @- K) s' e& Y9 ~- C, _" H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- B" U7 W3 |% X, H"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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8 H8 k- A$ a1 h9 _, H% w0 Q; dThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ a5 G4 W- ^: E, j! N应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
2 c8 {* z6 P6 m; M% u) H"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
3 O0 T9 y3 u/ k3 ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
+ [. [7 |/ }! }! s' R+ K工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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0 Q* D. l! [) V; v- }4 `When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ D' u4 Y; L1 [, f3 Q2 T服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
4 F" [' m/ _- P- b" @学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

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够经典！精练又幽默。