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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
' G! _* A% h) Z# V+ \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
8 A7 f5 b+ w4 ?! z( T6 K, yOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
! f7 T+ c8 K3 E! d& fLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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/ a" J4 N* S3 @Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
- T- K9 J7 r$ u+ I7 O1 cThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" l: N4 z5 N1 q0 M2 B, Q0 \9 D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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8 Q$ L' r( |( NNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! n6 G% I$ Y0 G0 q  W0 gLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% S8 M# B( q+ J) B/ e3 {1 ?  R爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
% @1 |: l0 r3 r6 b( C3 u# ?( t" PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& e, H6 J! ^6 o' E3 l# s; j"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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5 l5 A! h# ~6 v9 h  D: ?There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" J5 d+ T& C2 b; i- W3 u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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# r! b0 \7 }1 P, w0 w% u( j, G"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; |9 y2 Y3 a; }5 {; a工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
7 S/ }1 h! _; Y$ \$ J3 K. OGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
0 E- D6 i0 r. H+ J1 ^6 }When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 A) j- k7 e0 W+ t# K, c/ w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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4 w0 Q. l4 C( b1 Z  u1 QThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。