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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  + F6 k) V$ B2 ^
  
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; g% m6 l, O& Y% I% F* R$ |Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. % p+ V  \. Y; L1 w3 A( e% _% R! ?
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ) n5 R' c$ [: i- C6 l
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 |6 q8 I. B% v1 m. K+ O8 f) PLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 B6 q  x; Y+ _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ; {; w, ~- k9 c5 I
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) \: g5 v9 e% X7 Y, \2 j每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 , W1 i  q$ O+ h
  
  h2 [; I  I2 G: c0 f' NEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! d2 w# ^9 L5 ?$ q: b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 T" o3 f$ k5 F' @, z3 J/ D% c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * |4 y) B% B* `* F
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" u& [, X+ {; m  d# y, ^成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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2 T$ }& B1 O% j! g# F( j' L& `4 p, KNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 z  y" N  O% g8 Q. J8 ^不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 0 U9 `2 a8 P+ E5 F# \  q! \! @2 }  P
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 6 `: [. o) L& Z7 O
  
' I* k+ t7 w7 N4 A# K5 m' B& jChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. " _$ u: Z- s$ i) r0 c, s% H: C
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ( a( {5 x/ P9 c7 N! {$ e
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 X) ?$ K0 l- o* F( e' V应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 8 E$ X( z% [: o2 H! S' A! ]! K
  
+ j2 I% b2 c# J0 Q3 ["Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
- u& {; ~% E. q+ d7 q1 X/ T* S3 K努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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2 S- w7 X; x" q6 B- v"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! " l+ Z) g5 H) r0 m. J; Y3 Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! K( |/ o; o" k
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, v* t- p/ |" P' y1 P) Y! U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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# u# y7 _5 _( |. KThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
; p: w: p' G4 S9 ^/ I- D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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