English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& l# {3 F) d. [$ N+ COne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# u* r. ~  ^; d- J' J. B- |/ J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  ?0 I$ Y. v, b& w* _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! p1 M, t9 Z8 X/ |每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 t& P, s4 m- k/ k+ ?  |' M再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
: C* j2 q: X. o. o3 sSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
& m4 K* O* \- ~# j5 d4 y( bNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  H6 F3 V) M8 p/ k应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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8 q& c4 D2 m. ^6 ]* f"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 v/ m% n; }: ~$ m工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
, j' r, K* h9 ?God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。