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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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- Z: W: y5 w% I: ?: n发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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$ [  S8 a# G. ?: u. VMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
* [- ~+ ^5 r3 J6 y钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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6 r# g, V! s( X  n. w6 A' QLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
# j( \7 f: ]" c* ]) JBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
* G7 N; t. @- z/ w3 EEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  V/ t, j' f0 x: n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
* Y) X  ^/ |& t2 }4 r, PNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 u! V1 e: G9 N6 U0 J0 T爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
, {- p2 R4 k$ f- wChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 R5 {7 y- U, ]( I4 k3 h$ v* M: ?后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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' }7 l( C( G4 ^, h6 c1 t' o' |. `"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' Z  p9 d8 k6 O0 I; Z"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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% Y; a* I  _4 k" P8 H/ bThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
- K' c4 _4 B; [应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
9 L- g- S+ w  S. F, v' v1 `"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
) G0 T/ F1 \$ T- W6 [  h工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
* K* \# @! G' m, j8 xGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 \: U. o/ K2 O; k" Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 w2 J" q0 [0 C* e9 Z; X6 E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
+ [0 J- h* i6 g; LThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。