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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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4 b9 n8 C2 }* i5 v, s  W  o5 T发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  0 r, s. q1 T& k+ ?/ L, L
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7 K# x5 b8 N# FMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
% T" v$ O( Y0 z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " \% }$ g1 D4 R5 A7 |/ ~3 ~
  
% G- Y# U7 Q3 zOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 `7 R; B0 W. ?  }/ v( y* ?/ B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 J5 h. M5 @3 [5 T; ~5 e
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  b6 [. q: k. c要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. % b8 \$ @, U7 U% z
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. i! H, n* ~7 X# S( v( V每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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8 P( d* `1 c$ ^' \Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 [9 @; e0 g8 J' ?  J# o+ b$ ]9 j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 h4 j( C9 q1 D" N" G7 ?6 X
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
- I* w$ v- i) g: ~' j5 g. P- w1 L聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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, `7 d( f( ?' T% ?6 nSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 [4 \  q7 Y6 U5 e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 u0 M$ [% ]5 U: }% i
  
/ v& W0 s5 Z7 ZNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' C7 b2 J& e8 j. ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# n7 E% K  E* d" [爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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$ Y" v- W; `$ KChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.   e" E( J7 i2 }3 p5 k
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 4 }) U* ]- R2 g) |" B5 c9 \
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 0 c) b0 E+ t" q  T5 U
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ' i0 F* W  O- ~- |( N
  
/ d$ S0 Z  c& Y# A0 ]" ZThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 1 Z" i  E" @& H2 P  v; y1 k) R. W# Y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. " T! f; @6 t  F$ v2 ]8 k: w- s
  
' H$ K) H+ q5 T2 O' o"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ( i2 t. g  C: D% Q
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. * D0 Z* M% u6 W
  
$ x* `! l( @$ O0 T# Q( t"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
  H- T) m- r+ Q3 `8 N工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 4 P! O% v$ N# n; H7 L
  
0 r* Y  g4 p6 A8 ]* \God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ! k8 D. z  C$ H0 D% C9 o3 _
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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' w, P7 v+ O! s7 gWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
; |0 X% S! s- l6 A% T两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 F+ @9 b4 H5 |( T# n7 N
  
, A, ?! }# T2 lA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 t8 p: f$ D( z# S5 f; y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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- |/ b0 y; Q1 S! w5 @  W4 @The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. " b+ i7 T, H- i* g3 `$ c9 `1 z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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