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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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) G+ Q" X. J* D+ cMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
6 X* \0 A' C$ M& c+ y/ P' YOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# N& \; Z% @4 y9 l; H) u& x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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$ d4 U. {" L/ W# N4 W+ uLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 @) X$ ]# a2 T7 A% T2 \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
. i4 g6 e( w4 p6 E" i/ YNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 e3 a8 r2 Y/ k1 d" J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 h* o& r$ ~9 T9 w1 MChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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; T6 u. x; {) ?There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
3 o2 @% w6 ?8 v: n努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
% t( }+ h1 q$ @"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 g& N% x9 l/ N3 [6 I: B% l* V工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
/ j( J& F; N/ V# z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
. k! U/ t; n: w* z, E; A  m  ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。