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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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: l9 i+ Z; g, n3 k' v7 @7 `Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 `/ T' K* T& j  k$ E: ^( N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 L) h8 G- x& s, }; ?Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
, K/ r5 d# n: w, ?2 S. ~每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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, X7 b8 O9 n% f, u" ?& q" T' tEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 C' E# n, Q6 q) w) V+ f" n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
! m* N7 K1 c/ J- z! z+ K% ^The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
- T% E1 J- i# K: _! X0 `/ }Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% @! N- H) ^% G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: A) d0 r! b* E8 ]0 ~4 j* p不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
5 k1 b+ g$ n& I9 H# K" y$ A! I, wLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: O) \2 p+ `4 _- s3 X/ ~+ e6 U2 {后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. n' X- `0 G( Y" M  }"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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1 `2 k; j" p) J5 ^$ K- q  x, BThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
5 I1 L" ?" {8 ?God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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  D/ o6 U# i/ @1 T3 l$ ~- cWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
7 E& R: W6 L; H$ _1 U4 CThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 v7 n3 O( n. ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。