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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 9 E  R  B- F7 ]+ _0 D6 V: W

" \7 U( ~% h1 I, _: g发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  5 d( b: G! n8 K* @2 o6 ~
  
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* Q2 }( j* ?- o: ^8 k# o( W5 ^Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. " ?0 W" B3 z3 V$ E8 N8 {" S
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. + C0 O6 K. k# V5 ^3 [) s1 D
  
' B8 W4 ^4 \; m! GOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 w3 ~, }8 L6 `) D2 Y, X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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% z/ ?. G. U; A, j7 {6 S% ]Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 }3 ^/ u! f6 O: ^( t& I4 |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 g4 F2 T2 S2 x* o
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7 N/ v, N7 ]5 [: n每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ) G  [8 b9 l& `2 B
  
3 G9 o( T$ ?4 D, FEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( D7 n% T9 _6 W3 [$ g! Z3 {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! n) @7 H; Q& S0 T
  
+ `0 b0 M: D) z5 l5 X) [& AThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( F% _1 X3 }; b3 }. V/ t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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' H* v# S( F; U& g1 gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* F/ |, g7 ^& r$ E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 E/ p& R: u& V! v9 U0 o3 x, L" p
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. & S" a% @; V# Y* J, J
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 5 _' P5 N" X& K( j6 b; _1 Z
  
' e. Y# \# p0 V* Z' w. mLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 7 O( g" p, _& z' ?/ q/ q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 I1 |) B- X4 F, PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # Y. Q% j7 [1 X" d% ]8 L5 x
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 4 J, S9 v5 Y4 `7 M
  
: r1 B0 X0 n, g/ U% tThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ( ^) s# @. c5 F" u9 `  o
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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- q* U5 @0 O) L  G"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 v' G% `8 {  I4 I+ ]% v1 L+ t1 z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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7 Y& x+ S: v  i4 Z$ J/ n"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ }# q6 S% x$ F" v5 J" o* q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 e0 X, E/ i: ^  H: b1 oGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- o# w) h) [# L- i; F9 R5 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 , Q- l( Z' c) w3 A7 L
  
! m5 ^1 ^0 Z# x5 mWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! 3 M0 G" j! U4 Z0 B. i* A
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! : Q, s/ t2 z7 Q& E5 S
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 z) }1 |/ T- Q3 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 Q. m  n# ~0 g# ^0 HThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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