English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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; P+ z% o7 C$ f; W* Z' H9 a' }/ M发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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7 O5 F: b: u$ z+ M  }+ b- DMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
% e# A, \. }. g4 A. j/ R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# d$ [$ c% T9 ?每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
. M; ^& y9 h! Z0 |! o( ?( S$ pNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3 k, Y* W& t, e+ V8 M+ \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
1 Y9 O. B  p) h( dThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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5 j( `& j0 q$ J- U/ X"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
/ R7 [: t8 k2 |; f% U工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
& s/ d7 v8 j6 z. `0 kGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
8 ]2 H& o4 H& \7 U1 ]' W7 @, h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. P# e+ D) Q9 K+ oWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 C- T+ [1 B$ v' \* E) \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
3 }8 w0 ?* J) n4 eA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& m6 g0 j- W( n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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