English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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4 `2 o8 m( ]5 z: ]/ \0 TBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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% f$ J  U) a" L# t# H' H3 X* MThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  _- U1 S: ]8 y5 Q4 T6 l聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- S+ p5 r) F, T: C/ d! c9 [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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9 D% W/ i3 l. U( q3 x$ MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: V9 F' z' y* n! o  }6 y2 c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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9 N8 m! E: n) V( c0 }8 F) QChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
, ?5 F; N& @* ["Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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5 f( P6 H* a' b"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 ~; q5 Z; D; j: }3 w  R0 n7 K+ u工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 q: i9 H4 g/ A3 p神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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" c) k: ^- f1 m" v& ]7 A5 D" D$ ?When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。