English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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6 l3 `0 G+ e) [' A. S% F9 w6 j发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

$ t+ N) u+ a3 f2 zMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
' t5 E+ V4 R# P  @: I5 \/ I, q' v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
* E% C; b! s2 ?5 E7 S+ MOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
  d) |) ^+ W* u5 q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" q0 I; }3 k4 i) Y- pBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. k3 |3 q# W+ C! r8 ^每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 E+ u5 }4 g1 x再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 [' p8 k$ U* u0 c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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# {/ v1 [; T- K0 g% @Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
" w) f1 x. T$ u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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3 l' l8 J/ [3 e$ q2 n$ @8 RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! r* S$ r( J. U+ Y* E8 I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
/ U% I% @8 n8 ^: O9 dChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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+ Y. F& l" G5 n0 l4 W"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
) u; P/ F, L: H2 f7 oThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; x$ w7 K. S, D  A) s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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: Y$ M$ ?' c! H"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- t# y: k0 p1 }; a$ S1 i' x工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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: C% Z, K$ J) G. u& `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
7 c$ ~) E+ _; ^' m: nWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
8 h  }9 Z/ x; q' }1 M: U6 ]% SA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% l: M. w' _4 {: p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
, j2 n% _& [( f# G2 V2 Y; J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。