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6 _/ U1 C+ {7 ^6 m( y发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
  r# l9 H- F! |" {2 b7 W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
' z2 y: f/ n: s  VOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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1 ?& z7 E' R0 A8 ILove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
7 X, Y7 t; L- lBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 I2 }2 V3 ~: M4 _每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ r7 C# n- f; a1 a4 K4 G. U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* M; h- {. Z" z; y; C4 F( k. y, E' j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 M. t* x  v; p' nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
) D6 O( z& n1 a后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
0 t6 V% A3 u$ l; o2 P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
$ w* T: o: {# T/ ~8 L' _4 M- b% ?"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
! h' E, E( r' ^& F3 H# ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
+ D! z3 ^( |; rGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
! {* ~* ]! n; |" s: B) T" Q; g* S服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5 }. m+ o8 N" F, L) ^& J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。