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朝阳

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+ h1 L4 _% `: c- N7 B/ i  p, r发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: [3 Z1 c+ K1 v. r$ x每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 v4 u7 ]( c5 n每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
3 S8 ]! m1 f) M- n: ZEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
9 E, j, t% I/ H5 P- }4 A  rThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 n" c4 w( s+ F4 X' L, o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
( A3 k1 I1 B  D  t' A! t, i& oNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
7 \( r& O1 a  K3 U: P% i+ i- [Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( V9 u! G8 @2 h  ?  @- s"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( [* G4 k. I7 c: @' w3 _  c* l, i3 |There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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" a2 t) s2 K' {5 i% t"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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- ^/ O! c$ z# G9 N4 j8 x$ b$ F"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
  J( M/ F6 L* e2 B两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
. m$ Y5 I' ]$ `) y( LA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ A" b4 |* @* q5 j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。