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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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# D: @" r O6 l; q1 v; e2 g9 F9 U发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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1 h( Z3 P# p% `$ p8 E- q# ?Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
) ~" Z; |9 E8 t" y# Y- N! v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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Q- p. p) _6 k, xOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 V# g) J8 j Z6 V) ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; t: U B+ N) k* o/ rLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2 }3 m6 L3 q6 T1 A要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( s7 l) P5 o4 [9 Z) O6 ~! y每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: i+ I* Z; P6 X- n" L% D6 L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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$ C4 G/ b: d1 a- B" F9 P kThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 0 n, a! B* b6 v6 B7 [ m
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. , s4 N/ H. V5 P- c/ [$ F
* c7 R! A" W( P/ oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" Z2 X; S9 N$ ~ e成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). t- p' a' p+ H0 R! `: {
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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' L1 N3 K! C8 T! F9 J3 qChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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: P7 j; {# u, S* j! a4 ^"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) v' d- E; g' X! I; _3 c"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ! V9 k# Z4 Q5 a, ~) o
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 9 X4 M- i3 k" ]0 x& _
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 4 R0 o+ _, r. V: U# b: h3 e6 {
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. - V: t- M' G! s; l& C
; z" c. K& P+ D9 n1 T1 }5 A"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 0 C' p" |9 ?! a0 i
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 0 m6 s; L4 G0 _, [" X
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . `8 R0 B" t3 C8 C
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9 Y6 v8 `* m" c7 S8 dWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
) W& ^" H; l( k% j- ?; n两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& q2 v$ s+ B, B. N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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: |7 h0 [- C3 y" ~ f5 u; B7 FThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. + d5 I5 f; N* v9 N; B, m: Z
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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