English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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* t! T/ P. a4 X  q; D6 w发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

" A5 c* G: [' k0 HMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& r8 m9 M! Q" E( C' N: h% R5 ^* QLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
4 }6 m7 F8 a) _9 q7 K/ i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
* N" V( O9 z6 P$ _Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
! D) i- L7 B6 P+ y9 XEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
7 t/ d1 K4 s5 V( S" q) q# sSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% C1 Q! F6 v" L) |7 l  L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
2 i% H7 m7 N+ I- d- M0 nNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
) |! J! i* v5 I. U. p2 _Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) D! @/ a( h) T4 ^7 m! W: j爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 b" V- G& J1 f8 rChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 T# X* o3 y; {0 Q0 I- A+ c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
% G7 w4 E1 a3 d1 V# _1 u"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; f$ a0 l3 S6 Y9 {) l"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! }0 X. w' u% [努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 j0 [$ l- }- f" n8 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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3 D3 I' v1 {+ B# tWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
( L; i5 `' V' W6 E! q4 `A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
! p& |: h8 E) KThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 w! M7 J3 J  }  O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。