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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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, t* E* ^: N; C3 g0 |* s发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  : `2 n/ }% W$ e  z; ?- }, h
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
+ Y4 T' D! K1 K' H% s) R钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.   [8 r% Y/ @" @
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 6 L. _% h2 y2 L( x" N  ^
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 V. U( B+ U3 r7 J# R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # v. k0 i, v1 \$ U. R) h
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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' d: A5 [$ L8 u7 dEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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+ N- B" i! l: t2 z' jThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 J2 U. \+ M9 U9 Q" }
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. , e& m2 B4 i+ }
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' f% ?9 Z+ Y3 d6 a# r$ A
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). * o0 _. P% N5 }3 h2 ^
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 V2 H  G; L! [, S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. , g# v  H7 Z+ `7 f
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. : j0 B' w" v9 D1 U+ h2 N" [# ]
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.   N! J4 k- r2 `! A! R+ @
  
' l- l" J8 w- a& oChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: i+ Q. r! ]  p) b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ; E% |2 C4 B4 V5 Z/ Y  w
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 2 n& `0 v. f0 N
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 9 u) |# B% \+ B% ^& Y' Z
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. . v" h& w& D7 N: x/ o: Q) h
  
, Q# l. d5 g; Z+ @) L! @- a"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. c$ |, L) P5 t. D4 t努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/ y& l# p4 k7 K/ x; I$ G"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
4 h% T4 M8 n9 b# I5 i# u9 W工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 0 P& R4 R: v6 U; Y
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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- V* f8 W- H# E* x3 P5 M4 `/ `When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 4 a% r9 a- s3 O  W4 q/ F8 n
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! B7 g+ A+ B- e
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. . ~# R: u$ F! u; F
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 8 a( T+ n% I6 P% l& T! j+ O' p
  
8 v) N* ~# q) JThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. . a; U$ X3 d% B  S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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