English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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* p  G( K+ q8 M% m9 w/ |9 I发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
* K' q+ V2 K: D, q6 R+ m6 h& t/ @钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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) H! o, p9 U4 z: {4 S2 x% n, mLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' U/ r8 V) p* c" Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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/ l! h) ]2 ?% |8 `8 T& pBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% ^2 t& @5 b3 m9 S% O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
# ^2 y+ g% m% I) Y5 ]& iEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
* g4 }) [) e% [2 O9 r, P3 u" u1 gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. F0 S3 u8 Z4 d0 @* j3 W% R" W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
% o# g7 b/ d5 ~% W( ?Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ N' [- T; \' Z1 r$ {& j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! ~0 K( P9 S: x" w0 DLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 Q; H  V3 z) O4 w; U/ w后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 q* A4 ?1 V$ s努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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6 r$ ^: A. c3 ]) q8 r6 a"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 b  ^) p* T% p# G工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
- G" ~4 j; {. B" o4 E% RGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
. c! j4 y  }( t/ ^& C+ hWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
( L0 Z8 a2 ?& D两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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8 S; s1 m+ K" A; r" |A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+ Z! ?9 `+ A, _4 j6 V% |1 \服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
9 o7 W1 s: g0 j& ]* n$ b5 ]: YThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 I. _) F# q+ X学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。