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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

" \7 U( ~% h1 I, _: g发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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* Q2 }( j* ?- o: ^8 k# o( W5 ^Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
' B8 W4 ^4 \; m! GOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 w3 ~, }8 L6 `) D2 Y, X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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% z/ ?. G. U; A, j7 {6 S% ]Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7 N/ v, N7 ]5 [: n每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
3 G9 o( T$ ?4 D, FEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( D7 n% T9 _6 W3 [$ g! Z3 {再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
+ `0 b0 M: D) z5 l5 X) [& AThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( F% _1 X3 }; b3 }. V/ t聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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' H* v# S( F; U& g1 gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* F/ |, g7 ^& r$ E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
' e. Y# \# p0 V* Z' w. mLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 I1 |) B- X4 F, PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 e9 b; P6 o$ `. e5 L  y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
: r1 B0 X0 n, g/ U% tThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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- q* U5 @0 O) L  G"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 v' G% `8 {  I4 I+ ]% v1 L+ t1 z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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7 Y& x+ S: v  i4 Z$ J/ n"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ }# q6 S% x$ F" v5 J" o* q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 e0 X, E/ i: ^  H: b1 oGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- o# w) h) [# L- i; F9 R5 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
! m5 ^1 ^0 Z# x5 mWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 z) }1 |/ T- Q3 y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 Q. m  n# ~0 g# ^0 HThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。