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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

5 l8 K5 E/ j7 J; C$ y, O" iMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
* a3 ~. I5 n1 K* O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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  \7 k5 O" \3 mEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 I# i; Z0 O4 r; z; K9 Y聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% r% R1 z  l' u, E) m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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* D. H/ s! e+ ]Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- F+ _# q8 }( u% O, Z% g7 U2 W爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: d/ S" g0 t9 F$ H: P- ^5 A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( X( N6 R- U! u- j9 r8 `$ M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
1 }9 U& [- ]- C7 @) a- k8 I3 cA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: Q' |5 _( S1 _& d学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。