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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

- Y# x+ d2 U: a- h9 k. C7 N发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! ^' Q7 m, s# ~6 b: [, i6 m2 nOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
8 n8 {4 {# \% q/ @& l% X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 n5 M3 f, j* n9 K# N/ ^/ C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
( ?; Q/ g% d" X0 N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# G, _0 Z# P6 k9 c6 I9 ~Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 u4 z6 j& N# Y& j- F3 `) ?* n5 c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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1 }9 ?  ^( [) X5 OThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
4 y9 t. Y/ a$ e"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
3 K( P9 s& y1 D" B8 e5 y努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
% v, x9 s) {) J' l6 W3 D"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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1 Y+ h0 N8 V; M+ Z% `4 J2 g. I1 g0 e2 dGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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# x1 m. n" D! W8 J, u  f# W6 E. ~The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。