English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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, z9 K) o5 g' }  N) Q- L  H; O发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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7 X, R6 a! a) @% k  r) `Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' X7 Z9 j! A7 E6 C3 L: p+ T. ZThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 p! W) `; t, X; |) M) s( O7 K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
# g: h- @. L/ G1 x) R. OChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 B+ G! c; L! \8 P2 h3 {+ G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
' r  R  ~0 [8 m9 I% H; a"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. n) S4 |7 w% w; P8 H"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 X2 d9 I) F' X( U: o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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6 K, n" o. b: Z+ X2 u, ^4 ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: m4 a4 G5 P. ~2 t4 v7 u  L+ n1 i工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
2 p  _! I: p# D) V# J: vWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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4 f: r" g" }: r& n6 SThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。