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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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/ K5 m5 S& v; W  I- r, G发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
1 l) r7 V  k* |4 M0 a钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 9 g6 s0 v  q$ w( B
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 9 E- ~8 ?, a& v, d3 r
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 a1 y' J, E9 |& d
  
/ D9 E  M$ d! R5 X% X2 y$ ALove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ; [, O; g; @- x; A
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. + M* V8 S" b  g
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* m) d- u$ t' [8 ]每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 3 J. N1 Z# }7 s  V9 W' R; N; b* g8 g
  
; W/ v, x) z' j$ i% i2 AEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. % x* |6 ^* z# _5 _
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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  F8 Y  i" W  Q4 {0 HThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2 m) [: K5 J6 J( x! j* {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- S9 X) Z2 Y. x' K' ?( s; j5 oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : M) L3 ]" |( Y4 {0 O1 b
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). $ B7 {& f( q+ [( R+ \2 m# b& P6 |
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 l/ b2 [4 s8 T/ C! e1 x# h% i
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : L( X  l8 s, r; N
  
6 ~" x' m6 s, `1 _$ W' I- DLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, o. G0 Q% ]5 A4 y% C8 m8 f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 9 Q% }; O4 y6 }$ I0 b, B1 D* O9 a
  
* f  {5 q1 v4 t. e  aChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 2 d) X: j5 O. `2 n
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 4 F* @7 Z" b, |/ S3 c
  
$ C- ]" \" P, {' q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 z. R3 L; n+ e: P7 W0 ?: ^"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. % p- G" P7 `. \- ~4 X7 ]0 T
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
& X" p& j) z2 r0 t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.   J! }) J! k% K( [; J
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
$ Q' F* Z. S6 ^. v6 Q% B! o" V" Q努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
# \, T) |) a1 Y& v工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. & U; m6 e( W# B1 R- n  Q8 [  r5 v% p
  
- h2 w8 D' M+ |God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 }  A# H  o6 y: w9 K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 $ d8 U4 t: K5 {5 S+ N" p) `
  
3 `+ ]! L5 n8 c# C5 L( W5 xWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!   c+ f' D/ @+ e' U2 R. j
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 I9 d7 K  g$ @: r) X服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ! s. g0 z% ?5 f. Z) O
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 9 z5 c& O' N" ^2 K. l+ D9 ^
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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