English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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, O( H  Q( P' I  MMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
$ L7 j3 h7 ?, i3 x$ `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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% w; V. C" e: iEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! ?; ^. c! _* u9 V2 D" _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
; S4 o5 o# @3 [) a6 t9 `" ?+ BThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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# r8 {. y8 b3 _0 R1 p- lSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" c! |! Z5 F! g3 S+ f. G# \6 d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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- K; K; ]' O! h+ d' vNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 j% u! t3 Z5 z) X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
: W! a, d) Z) P; [) e5 tLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: {! o% }( x6 f$ o5 Z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
, r& _* Y; U4 h( c: b"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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$ g. g1 s. }2 e1 I0 V# ?# y. K3 L"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
1 _* v) k( J! E/ @* \6 e# }工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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1 Q. B' _0 i4 L' s' vWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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5 ~$ [- t( j' Z, x. aA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
; q: \; Q3 l9 Z1 w, AThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。