English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 H2 t1 @8 @5 W" G每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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9 b/ B. M: p6 T4 Y$ ]; Q8 VLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
9 u* C* l9 Q2 c/ W) f: Y& g' L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
' V- S$ r6 S/ q  U# PEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, Q: N/ ^" P" `! b3 ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 t6 l4 d5 z* ]7 m成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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, F6 a* c: y+ o& kNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  O, n4 ~# [" s. R9 P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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6 z# [5 h0 Y: ]  GLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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' d: Z! Y, ~9 m3 V2 _2 u4 N! @7 `% j"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ H' O. u5 p; j( Q7 F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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! s5 o5 F/ U5 J. d6 ?"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
0 J  ~4 r! x' OWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 l% Q+ p; E! U( h4 {$ d, I7 ?9 z) v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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% ]4 R8 b$ j4 _3 N/ {* @0 i, g2 gThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。