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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3 |$ D( r: V& O, K# N1 N0 ]钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 ?+ p) O3 [1 I, }要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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( t7 B9 M0 n8 X) }' }The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( [9 f  {" y* E! d聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
( h3 j5 q8 n9 U+ U5 p8 Z- N  N8 w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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% \% J6 J) s( H" |* sLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
* V# l* z" m4 ^" r, G% HChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
! H# c! t, e. F) n后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
$ h4 n+ a, X; O! C( M& }, ?! I"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
- z6 u/ o, n- k. s努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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& s8 ?0 ]& ]- [+ X- f9 b9 h, oGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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1 Q( @1 D+ h/ E. v0 q) B: }/ tWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
1 @; \3 a7 y) BA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 }& w+ l: f$ o服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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6 Z$ v( u" y5 H" S. H- rThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。