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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

* Q6 K; J9 j: G# `. }$ Q+ m发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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( E1 x: C2 @$ i- yLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 S2 H1 \% {* u2 U每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 N: Y1 X; e& o+ ]& u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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1 d! s+ y7 k9 H0 R0 y# U& d7 GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( D8 N7 c3 ~8 k3 R0 ^" z8 P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
2 @7 A, P  k* I  uNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
. s2 Y0 h; P/ J/ F' `; N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 g5 ~" w* [. l  I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
, ]% c( _9 i  z1 T  J"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
9 t/ W$ o% p7 B+ p! o& }7 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
& R* v- F2 X$ T努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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6 {5 t4 }$ N2 w6 s"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
- J" P3 c. k2 u4 ]  i! v' |God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 R/ z( H; u+ e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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% N& m3 B! d, _* rA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
. v+ z/ X. }& Y8 s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。