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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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0 O2 W/ m3 `7 \: P% A发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  6 f+ U/ `" z, p2 E3 r# Q* n
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 5 a6 v* m" W% w7 n
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 4 \& w" c2 }% E, V; b% m
  
# A/ ~8 g/ F0 K7 N) Q; l2 dOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 Z% T" V8 M! [  p$ S6 t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 0 y( W' K1 Q4 `6 Q: @8 t" A$ }7 V
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. - Y, i' ]; H0 B' N# M# H
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 N0 O8 `. i$ f# s, m2 M
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 2 u* J( x- A7 H& @9 C# f6 G
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.   w) k) Y* b7 R. d0 X4 b2 k
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & v/ s+ |3 Z( t8 v% N
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. % X2 Z7 S3 a! I1 G1 ?; a4 m2 q1 n2 Z
  
8 \5 M1 R! C+ _5 cSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# A4 A2 }) c+ R( y* o+ Z/ l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 1 Y9 t" D) }  Y6 e# ^: Z
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 0 ^& E& K  _+ A" |
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9 D* g1 `- |, r* bLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 ?; {, j6 q) E+ [$ t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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3 d& t$ }: G: ?4 X: C2 k- ]" OChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 7 S' t5 a5 l& x8 v0 K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. * E4 x9 k* B1 u+ D7 l1 Z
  
/ n" F$ \1 v; }3 `8 o5 k8 |"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 Y8 |$ m: M5 a2 ^0 m"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. + ]7 B. A4 V4 t1 X4 V8 {& b
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 J2 C$ r: K% J( G1 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 4 z' O2 Q6 [# {+ d3 j. U5 q" L5 j
  
# S+ q% I  C& R/ x$ _9 T  H"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " $ H" D% c# |4 c, L' w; m9 c. q5 k
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 7 p0 g. R1 g( F
  
5 R+ E- B7 \0 C5 n8 p"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
3 L' d+ T* s# j( t7 u工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 0 L7 b  p1 t) \0 f$ m. @" V* V9 [
  
9 w* M% K5 T; C" R# R# @God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' I2 I( g1 B& X3 J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 7 v  E& i; {8 m
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ) X( T3 D: A  Y
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 6 j# M! E7 Q, h/ K
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% I  l. n4 p/ j服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. . d5 g2 e# |2 A# P5 J
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. * y! B. ?" g0 d
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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