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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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& {2 q' n1 F' J发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  ) V% M) C: p; d5 V. P. Z2 Q% u
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. # t9 {- [2 |  F; e( b
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : k& ~! E: d7 A( H# |' M: w# ]& O
  
: k/ [6 J5 z+ B  [/ e% u1 E! bOne should love animals. They are so tasty. * ~8 P! T' f8 d; e1 T9 t+ P2 q
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 \, x; a& J5 F5 u# T$ ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  i4 r  f8 V4 p* k+ l, A/ K, |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 0 s. [, P4 z0 E$ ]
  
& a- j( \( [! S7 Z: {; W" s/ [Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  v, C- X& V, d每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( e/ T2 {, d. P
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) h3 N# v6 ?% h; r6 l/ {, ?9 M
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ G1 w6 S5 @" V: R% h  Z) v
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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- b( J# N0 O+ `6 Y3 INever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
# V) {+ p, c5 f# U3 a1 Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 1 A  ?7 ]/ H& E7 [
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( Q- x& _& X% ?  _1 z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 4 Z# t) c" A) b# v" @
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 1 q/ n) y- O' \8 h. v* ]! r3 ?
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. - W7 b) k; {: N% c: O7 o  ?( X
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 5 B: r8 u3 u  t
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, h, G- K* V" n* v应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " : k% y6 s: }/ h  d% U7 u- L
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 9 `" C# M% T4 D
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " $ }8 c, r) W6 l: r% [2 e7 \
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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1 V- ]* E. `( S- z! P5 U# gGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
, Q- X' c  P, }& F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
* D; `6 D( A# K3 k% z0 G0 V7 Y2 F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , W; o4 @4 @+ {! H1 W. r
  
2 l3 T3 @  ^8 p- W6 ?, `A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 4 k2 V' Y, z" j1 B0 @- k' v, i
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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  P& @9 i0 z5 n# hThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 \; Z2 \. @: |) Z8 o% |5 P- P学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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