English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
! h3 [" |; W# p
+ A/ X' a/ c' w  L2 ~2 b发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

. h) g' F" O  x, wMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
0 |+ Y& }& Z6 g& P9 f: F' d　　
* Y5 k0 _) H9 v4 u6 ?: U4 ~One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 d1 B& L8 u1 P$ G( S; o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
0 L& P0 U  Y0 Y) D　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
! F, J& t: ]) B# Q4 ~4 N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
2 p0 K- T" D3 f4 z5 KEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
) a: `' w. n& H- T再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
5 M" Y3 A" H& W6 X/ f2 hThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 N. M  L7 A) r5 j  e, X/ t: F聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
" N- h7 i/ h% |- F; X6 M/ oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ I7 v" Q/ K) [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
% h5 a  l9 n( k/ {% u7 w　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
6 t2 y' w3 m* \5 ^  [9 iChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 g7 b, J7 ~0 D; T' |1 g+ P  e: B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
; {9 k7 A# b; d  [　　
4 L  v$ D0 K/ `) u8 g* c"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
; N: ^$ u! V& W& g% N　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 L1 Y# D3 O+ U, M3 W* s应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
) O: L% e: r" }/ h9 V' G5 R　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% I, U5 p' G( ?努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
! o3 K+ W- j8 \6 ^2 x1 _) i1 }　　
* J+ I) }/ \, b5 d7 q) }% q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
. {; Y0 K* O- k工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( D5 d0 r8 o2 e  l2 O, k& h神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
1 C: N+ h/ _7 ]3 pWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: p1 V# Y5 d: D% a1 M1 q* u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
% B9 k% l8 P5 W3 QA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
& r1 z- E) `- [% ^　　
" @, L: Y. E" `4 `/ l! R6 vThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
" s* _1 J1 M7 T# P; B7 H, C+ a0 O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。