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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/ r( E2 j( f- u  g$ Y3 ]4 l0 i钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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3 x* K( S. J: q6 ?6 ]- A* f/ UOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 c* B: C+ [/ S! {# @每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; F- {9 {0 b& k: D. E1 }Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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+ {# l8 V9 l$ c5 LBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* ]( H0 y% d( x. V6 l/ c6 t7 mEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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! x3 Y( G& o8 d; a! I5 I+ l, uThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 p; ^( u! d8 E* S8 N- p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 }( K) E0 ?% ^/ n9 V# [( c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
7 ]2 q6 `& F2 ~$ v6 g5 LThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 F* }: m2 ^/ Q7 o3 ?$ e应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 L- G& n: {9 ?: o努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
1 z& p" o: c# V, h( _2 i"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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" y! j: M5 B. D- P: F- qGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  |- b. B! g( k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
  P! Y8 t. w. j& o- @7 r: E' p& V( o/ lThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。