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- T! E# A: j/ c5 Y7 h! o发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
( T3 F2 s, U% z3 j6 t6 g钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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' x+ o0 @% d- w  [1 E. w2 BOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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$ {; M2 I7 K' G9 j( c; r0 F/ HLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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6 R' |* G/ f4 KBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
1 N( q  z1 R% H* [* `Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" d3 K* T' W9 S, S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
6 [; X% Q  s: g6 r2 c9 ALove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 A% f% w" w& e: v( j8 L爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
$ e8 n. @6 t4 B9 x: {% g7 YChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
; F& y# P# _6 L3 l# V% F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( @0 z0 m4 r* W& I- \$ H"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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$ v0 U( Z# R0 @2 \"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. q/ m7 t$ y# r0 B. B努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: j; l3 y4 {* A" ~5 Z& Y2 I5 x工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 E1 b% t" j  |; [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
! R/ ~9 Q. q! ?! v$ pWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" p( j! y8 y) w5 [+ P5 A6 I1 X5 E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。