English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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. @: n' ]7 `7 A发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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8 J; x% K0 y$ V( ~2 y7 KEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ z' D& p: u! h' H0 w) rSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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) m/ i- \& x' O3 NLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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/ n* O$ x) A5 J4 Q& ^7 YChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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" p( K+ h# y4 C2 x8 `There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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& t- j* n% g. r$ T"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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4 s2 N: b2 A! _. }"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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' x7 \+ J4 d, p  V  nGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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; n, V2 v1 f; p+ Y* ^0 VThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。