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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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% g7 c) q* H+ d. ?! A, U0 `, w发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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3 |- C# p" _7 i( DMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; H3 U0 A! k. T& C/ X# H, b钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 3 Z$ E7 |; A. P# f" t1 ^
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: z7 O$ _& u1 \Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 6 _# A$ Y1 G1 U  y8 S( b1 f
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 u5 {2 S) n& m- M! k' D6 [1 _
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5 g/ G' }1 k$ ^0 p5 n- X每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 e9 \" V6 ?1 O7 ]
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- O. r3 Z, a9 Y+ E+ F/ y/ a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 x3 ^7 s3 `( i+ A- G4 J
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : o! x; O. X/ ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; M( Q, @, ~3 j: k  y, I8 O
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. " k- |" w2 W9 B! K1 ^
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 @6 H# @4 [9 o; J8 g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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3 s) W, o! w6 r0 u: v$ o5 GLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 2 V7 s: b; U( @: H& q% w
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ) `0 \2 {7 w- k3 N" \4 X+ F
  
/ R+ H9 c5 X* R( i1 d8 K' X4 SChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 2 ?' K" B4 d- ~/ q9 n
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. - }  C6 D2 a- p7 q: Y1 t1 y
  
8 @) Z) J3 _. c& W4 {& _; ^& z" c4 k"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
  Z2 L. w4 k& H5 |"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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/ t0 {9 G5 }. K  M. pThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8 ~  l) P+ `; V8 Z% ^
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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0 k% E# ~7 R" Q/ i  k"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 ^' w& ?; \7 o% p+ P3 U( l努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " , I- a! o+ `  Z% _
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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  f4 D0 e. v% t7 JGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. - h: B9 L# p4 k# W7 p! \+ c
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 , k- q5 }4 G- x# S. d0 i" t* z0 X( h
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
* {) |3 y" M3 C: n, m两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % X* ^" L& u, q9 g2 N0 k
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" x8 i4 Q8 @: ^服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ( m$ c; G( Q6 Z; N; e2 [
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 3 B9 p6 x  y. q8 g$ U5 Z3 Z# K0 f
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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