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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

% p* I! }$ I4 G1 YMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
* z/ H+ @) w6 P4 G' _% s钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
: \) r8 c: F4 x% G, i4 D# X, hOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
2 L! {5 v( ^, R  S0 h3 ALove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" U& E# ]: [) w* s9 r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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: Q+ Q. d! t3 F) r" F1 W4 SEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 J/ r8 x$ Y! dThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 ^- \6 C$ j% y$ ]% S6 j聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 T4 N  L6 x5 y) |) N% b9 A& P成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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6 Y3 j+ @, g1 {- `+ q! JNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: L+ E2 p! K" D3 D5 o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 A! I6 a0 D9 i  w: m' M$ u"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( R3 [' B4 S1 A- _! B应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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+ X, c6 h2 l$ A+ j2 u+ z4 |"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ z' |+ j; s6 ~( Y努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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4 \  i3 |4 b* i3 z% Q4 Q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" L& E# J7 R, S2 J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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: G+ J: T, G- Z, ^& b( s8 sWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 g1 e+ @$ f! C0 E+ ^) W两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 A6 S% V2 m5 n, K5 B8 \+ L9 D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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* j  [4 |7 Q* Y* U7 t2 \* NThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
* w7 d, b( P! E% s* `学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。