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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
5 H' l4 H6 x8 b6 H) A) H3 K4 c) mLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' Z+ @. q8 D( p( d' P0 y+ H要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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6 [; B* N$ J, C3 G- f2 N  h8 cBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! U3 P# G4 R+ A! K% [+ v3 ^  J每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' e* J7 a% Q; M5 X再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
+ _- S7 W' M* G- z9 |+ x( E" sNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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2 v" X' ~% h3 ^. S- D9 GLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( f8 i6 u: O7 S# m2 ^, ?"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
1 I, k4 Z, F3 |6 ~: TThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
( ~2 O; G% h# A9 Q0 E& ?: d) @7 U工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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) z/ s  s: c9 k4 v. ]" P* Q  L4 W* `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ y7 e, v, n% t' Y& d6 \% K神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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' O- j' `9 w% Y* ?& C) F6 C1 P% n: XWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ S# d9 c$ R9 t$ D$ rA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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8 F% P2 L/ c$ O$ N  i: O- gThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。