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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
6 n3 m- t& w5 c: \1 Q  R8 N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 k# b" Z  h( q6 d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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6 T% t4 D, S$ v* y) R; iLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' e9 W( t: w6 V% }% ^' _要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
8 i. l( ^# `0 E& ^$ ~Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 N, t4 r+ b3 r: {聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- U) L' X- ]& a( mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( |' d% a' G+ _8 r1 ~成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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& ]8 J+ V& m  Q. S% JNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 X  S7 f5 p) T0 s3 n3 N% {不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8 b$ z+ |7 H" I! u8 ~/ l/ ]+ w2 FLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& \( N3 @; i7 XChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
+ q& D9 w5 Q1 K8 V) y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
. ]) b2 _: g4 m' j. c' }There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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( z* g: H" c, j, ^! B"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 P) z: y) v$ Q! B. b* ~, d工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
! p* a3 ^$ Q7 z2 U3 v  [8 b$ x& ~God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( P4 E4 u, w0 F8 ]- ?, ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
2 u1 \* {$ Z* e, [" o! m+ |When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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* z) U4 }, C! n1 h9 c! g' {& CA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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; d) H* J; x( `4 Q- WThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。