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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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$ F/ _7 w" y2 z  q# V" n2 F) [发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  6 i3 ?8 k$ z1 Y5 ~* Z. C1 [
  
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. U# Q7 i/ [" Z  T2 e9 HMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; j  h. h& w2 G, F, N钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. $ y  v2 y, q' t# Y; `' u
  
# @/ C/ Z( d9 d# YOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
% j9 C7 P4 _$ Q' ^每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. - R* n/ m% g/ ?; ]' W- f5 _
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 k+ }6 `# I6 F& B3 K% d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % X2 K3 U% y$ D5 d
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.   R+ H+ R, Y& R* {/ Z
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ) j5 M" [; f8 ?/ Y/ R1 u
  
4 [& P  }2 a; A( }3 m+ w# C& vThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  U% l# [( ~3 K* _& f7 b聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; t3 [2 c3 R3 f* L$ N; \6 H6 y$ g
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
' P! x3 l- F! u2 K  i" \9 S" K. x2 u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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6 Q9 ^3 X; a( ], _" {  QNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 4 p. h% s( h" N7 z9 V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / Y9 m. n  B* M: F5 U( F2 e
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# ]& m5 J) g( }/ c- a爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. , t! s! m0 L0 [6 z) U
  
7 \1 B# |0 p- |9 z  h* r* f/ r2 g3 ]. D  tChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ' Q5 U/ n2 k, @  V6 y6 S4 K, T. s: j
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ) _8 S8 W6 D9 |
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( }( Q8 k- {6 g: u7 r"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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. r# y4 |9 i% s" PThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 1 e' H4 k- l. z6 `" ~
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; v/ U6 U. m, _9 o
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 n( U+ G: D1 f5 q( L努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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' S) _6 F7 F6 Y1 F9 E$ W"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 9 o# N# l. u' g1 R0 _
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. , P3 ~4 \4 [) G/ r' a
  
3 y6 d% @1 @& \( x# G7 iGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
* W" l% c9 I0 O* n' A! m: j神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 N/ v; |" P3 f
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! / ~: F* ~) K% i
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2 u2 p# J  X/ |9 l
  
/ l4 l7 ?. T7 o+ KA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ( o1 i# L4 j, @6 d; v) R
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. " Q) T. W- Y% [" ]5 I5 S" o
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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