English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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0 V" ~, C7 V# OMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
  P" Y8 O, A$ \3 {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 t* ~$ }3 i  d3 Z/ q/ ?3 D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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( H5 x4 @. C% ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! W" V! A7 ]) Y: S8 `: L, p$ U  s每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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/ l+ P2 j1 S- L$ t  h# \3 f# aEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 Y4 l% @% e& e& Y7 U6 ?; j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 B0 Y! f* }4 D! u- r) H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
( W" @# K' b: Q$ Y: a* M+ USuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2 W' ~  V- R! H1 E2 N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ S- A1 ~* A3 N5 }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
, e  l0 b3 V0 X! f% jChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 |# l3 p5 g5 Y. y7 Q* E6 S* G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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+ y3 U8 G) a% a8 _& ^4 B  z"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
% D/ P6 H5 H) q* f4 }, _"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* ], o, S) N; s$ L0 I0 D9 `工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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0 B4 t. O  \$ _God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# h8 M- `* L+ c* i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
4 e: N- z. ]: `, Z1 ?When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
" A% E" e, Q$ ~  ?1 v, Q; SA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
/ I* i4 t/ y0 Y# c  y$ a+ Q: H服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。