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' w, `' d7 ~! w) t. G发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: I( |, D/ A* M! x3 r+ H$ d每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
! o4 R! t4 s" ^' |9 F9 Y$ UEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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+ G0 X* H$ c8 Z9 `) F  _, i  `The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
- G# Z. P* }4 k" ~1 ~Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: z: V& l, f$ L( Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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: f7 _6 M2 W" f) _"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
8 X0 r% M- R0 p. W$ I! P努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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- a* M: |1 P) U& k  |% U"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 P' k, ~" N) _; ]) o  I工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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; t7 J' j, y* `% @' H# U) YGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 @* i6 t+ P6 ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
! a( e. V/ H5 d2 k6 PWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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3 R0 _5 j$ c$ RA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, ?, i; a; @, F$ H- p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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: Z" U6 X* q, [5 _, Y% lThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。