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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& |% a' j; ]6 n6 h1 c7 E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
' c' `8 v# o  i6 ^9 F1 F, r" X每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. I3 b% T+ m/ k; D3 f/ I% m每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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. t& f' Z+ {! W1 l9 e; K" N# ~) REvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  g- ]7 I$ R( u再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8 o+ v" S7 U  e- d; `& B0 n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# _, h; G1 t/ n' k5 U+ M( q4 t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
( A* ?( h' P& c. z4 y! i" RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- I$ S- k$ @7 c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% Q  ], a  m/ i% }9 d& G) Z"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
- n! |" }6 k' L! S) v+ ?7 O/ VThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 ^* {$ H0 _# r6 h努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
4 f/ V5 n4 _  z* e! D. \"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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% z2 H" r+ h6 R+ ?* u* A  qGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 Z/ P% a+ A7 C3 T; q9 h, nWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 ~( q; c  E0 x4 h+ y' E$ N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。