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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  # S6 @6 z3 J8 n: ^
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; M, R! A, P% x; y0 \" j钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 c% D! p5 \* p' i- K/ @
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ) p) E& W3 A. n! d0 e; b
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. # a/ C8 W/ {# ~, f
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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7 U$ |& h5 D( h6 L1 k8 RBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. & i2 k. o. u! |
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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" B7 y- m! S& W  r) ZThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 7 S2 P, @  I" {. n: Y1 Y! j+ k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 ]. B  Y, O0 Z; w9 W& }9 H
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " H$ b% d/ `4 e! ~9 ~. h
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ; W% c% T- ~5 J4 ]% y" g  g
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ) W) W6 G5 Z+ Y2 `! s
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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$ g  n& V8 p, _% c"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 D9 g7 H7 w; [& G, Q"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 7 L2 ^9 N; g! X# k# O
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.   P9 X8 q+ C) i( j- }; v! q0 R
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. + J% {5 @% K: y8 k8 \. w
  
7 B! d8 o- M9 f# N$ l"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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9 Z* G, t) U. B/ ^+ R"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 ?) l. L# w$ ^; p! g: F9 L工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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1 l% S0 t: E- J: \7 pGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 1 q3 ^: U# H( R. M/ u  ?+ w3 M
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 * ~$ |* a7 F+ R7 r3 K% M
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ' P( s% ]( {# L/ I: B
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 1 ~8 `9 p- s9 `$ [
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 4 _" s$ K: c8 h$ ~
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. , \6 ^- n3 g2 E
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ( h  g. I9 j1 F0 Q3 m# Y0 h
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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