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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

; X$ P7 k4 ~9 Y5 P发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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- D' H1 q6 I+ T3 ^( ^" `5 ]Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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% R$ c, O1 ^3 @5 v! j2 SOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 ~* L% R* S' m* R每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
0 p# t2 S7 l/ E! R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 w8 P! h0 U$ e9 H8 ?Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
, i; X# j: B8 i" s每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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" u* ~" b! a! u  N( VEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 p; \4 y1 ^0 Z& m9 c$ {1 X: |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 e) X$ x4 B  uThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 d' X, V5 D4 z3 [. Z9 P; u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
- u$ Y. o# D2 K' F6 uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ m+ g! |" ], u) Z, H" `0 w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
" m/ p% |7 Q  h& [& D/ K2 i: SLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 U$ `. w8 x: `, P7 P爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 K8 h$ |% S3 h+ M1 IChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" J8 @% P% D( \0 F3 `" w; A) p1 I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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% Q- X2 Y+ u( Q8 F; B+ o"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
9 }: ^+ z7 q* d. _) p"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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/ Z  l1 _$ v1 N: ]  bThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5 w- k/ o, u" X. o) e! l& K应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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4 [( Q! K& ]4 T5 l"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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- J# M: G0 d9 }5 H$ i! l"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ g7 P5 {" r. j4 e( g2 s! i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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& T% ]5 S7 @) P: K- T# @The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。