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2 H5 x) }5 z; A* G1 _4 }4 c发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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2 O: L3 C. ]$ V0 J  ~% f  JMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
* p4 D$ e% S& ^; o钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
9 w5 P4 F5 v0 K2 X( tOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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& o( Y$ D: a# ?! |9 yBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 e: X( e3 C! _  ^; t) n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
) p7 }. a$ s' q/ ^9 \: TThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6 [$ i1 `- y/ q; S) |Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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# e' Y, G/ j" n, `+ w+ J" vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* f- T1 h2 r6 e8 i* T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
- o. j6 {+ I: `" U"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
& |) M, L6 Y! b: c- WThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" F2 }0 F# \0 N; i9 A应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
" y9 N- _& Z4 ?/ z5 U2 A9 A/ `"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 n  v" g7 c* f工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' ~1 o+ K/ J; s" y. Z7 G% b+ ~, u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。