English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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6 i3 u# E& L/ k5 x! F1 _4 C- X, rMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
+ {! D' `1 n2 F钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
- q8 U8 R+ n/ T/ {0 x8 U' ]/ I, @9 r8 aLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 p. v0 c% p: o" l# r4 V0 w" R要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3 [8 A: U/ B7 v( S# O4 F. o) BBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 k0 Z; D% s" E+ W4 K' n每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) L% O' r$ D  M, i0 m7 R" R聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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, V  u' t6 L' S# k$ gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2 w0 w6 F: U0 J7 E/ Z# p+ A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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+ E7 k4 g( r* _) r9 B3 xNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
8 Y( S5 c# d) n+ r# LLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
6 J$ v: F" Q2 e% o1 p6 ~Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
# e8 D, q& x5 C: x# e4 t! |% G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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7 {$ H' s1 b5 E"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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# D- Z) b) Y/ uThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
6 V/ U! d& r, M" R5 O应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
0 G) k  ^! `" C6 Q) x% s"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
4 y( m& h0 l. T, `努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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( s$ T& V* ?% E"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; ]" |" w: j( `* D+ J( F5 S1 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8 i( n+ K/ T- g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
0 p5 k3 @" h, x% n学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。