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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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' S. |6 Q' m! o2 G2 v3 ]0 U发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 @% L9 o0 \/ L i
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
: k! T. [' t4 H$ F) f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& g* {/ }$ m. `+ a1 |One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5 t* Z* j4 }" U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 {# ?+ d. h6 h- g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ c# D( q0 I8 }+ `0 E& a
2 u! n5 K. |8 [& W1 iBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! u h4 t; N& s: L1 U
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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. D! j4 m9 \3 F a5 t% B: w9 ]Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - y+ S7 I8 H; n: }6 J8 j# R
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ! X7 o- T# K! G: } K$ I* W
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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! F3 i9 @. q/ n" \$ KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : h- o/ |, Q9 Y, v& h- C% i& Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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0 P. y9 o+ R2 o6 p8 rNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; s3 x) f3 w) L6 h& P3 A& k: M1 n, W
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 |; m- q& ] X% Y% kLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 5 t1 z! \; H% ^0 h4 }8 j- C$ X
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ) @8 y1 K* Y) @1 V( Y
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 5 {# r. g* a4 K8 [/ K" v) L
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. , v7 x8 b% t9 z
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
) c8 A6 B9 A3 v努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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6 }% E. K+ Z3 Y2 B"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 1 ]2 Y0 B; P* h0 a4 U& `$ u
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 9 J C: |$ e- S+ j) K" Z+ D! f
; r+ q2 r# L: H F0 }# h# G( z9 }When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
$ v9 O4 S( a! C$ i两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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' H8 _( D l F2 w" S! TA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. & h$ p' b) t+ ?8 c7 w, J% \
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. % ]9 l! Z' T* J, ?4 s' u
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 8 t1 M. N% l/ o: c) K
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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