English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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; S  x& ~, D2 j- O( u发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9 K* v, b) K! n0 L% {4 _One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
$ L6 f( s6 T3 B. d& @Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 t+ v3 G9 ~9 g) j9 x聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
9 X6 V. H, R/ @. U: H: u( n3 aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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' n" Y' s# a$ A( R* j/ RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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1 }* s$ q/ n& a: ~$ T3 n"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
8 I, M6 T* a. `) [6 I努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
, D" U; D  I6 z' ~, Z! v2 O"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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6 B: V( j2 |+ {" y  }: c: CWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1 q4 q+ U- [' r& @! v8 N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。