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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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* t! T/ P. a4 X  q; D6 w发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  # W2 P4 _6 k3 d" L/ L
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" A5 c* G: [' k0 HMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 5 {( \9 P; [, Q+ K3 {* q
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " N3 t6 z9 {+ \* f9 ~
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.   @4 \6 x$ I- O4 z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& r8 m9 M! Q" E( C' N: h% R5 ^* QLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
4 }6 m7 F8 a) _9 q7 K/ i要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' O8 C% E: e9 v0 r; ?' u
  
* N" V( O9 z6 P$ _Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # e* o8 r  L( k! n4 B
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 5 s1 O( u: ~. e$ v
  
! D) i- L7 B6 P+ y9 XEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 5 f+ \" U2 H; r( R) ~
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ' w" o, ^# A7 _) m+ v+ l! L
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.   Z, @- B  N3 T
  
7 t/ d1 K4 s5 V( S" q) q# sSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% C1 Q! F6 v" L) |7 l  L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 5 t% m; f4 M# V
  
2 i% H7 m7 N+ I- d- M0 nNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 4 i- I6 m# N" a7 S
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / E5 O6 y8 W9 A. U) C/ Y! l
  
) |! J! i* v5 I. U. p2 _Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) D! @/ a( h) T4 ^7 m! W: j爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 b" V- G& J1 f8 rChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 T# X* o3 y; {0 Q0 I- A+ c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.   t9 K. Q% T( m6 ]5 h
  
% G7 w4 E1 a3 d1 V# _1 u"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; f$ a0 l3 S6 Y9 {) l"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 9 |- m0 M, {" U1 a  {) t, c
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! }0 X. w' u% [努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 0 W+ m/ X; c" p" m" X
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " : G$ F! o7 K) ?5 ~( b* v) b
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. " ]2 J' y' H- u$ U6 n2 K
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 j0 [$ l- }- f" n8 u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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3 D3 I' v1 {+ B# tWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! ) L: r0 {6 d% ?9 S
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!   b8 W& N# Z2 L" ?, S9 P, C  G( y
  
( L; i5 `' V' W6 E! q4 `A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ; O6 \# |% T1 I/ U. S
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 6 z  ]$ k! g7 ]* \4 c! g' a
  
! p& |: h8 E) KThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 w! M7 J3 J  }  O学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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