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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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- h9 m. }& q  ?# K# t发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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# Q( A; A* N* {; ?" \3 F0 [0 YLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
; X5 Q. B- ^$ H1 O$ Z2 \  t+ X4 pBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
7 E+ N1 A4 g& WThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
4 C7 p& d- I' y% w) u9 q3 ^. r0 hChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
; _! v) Z* {1 H% r9 vThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  f9 S: z4 p$ F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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5 S& r0 l0 S* h/ m"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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2 V1 J% L& H# b/ m4 |. m" ^" [+ HGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. v; _8 P- }" m5 G  wWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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2 a$ _$ W) o1 `  [: r: Z  BThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。