English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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( I+ T* q( F. g. v* c发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
5 C, ]. B5 f2 A! E3 Z) OOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
: M; M' Q$ \( {" s* f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: T4 ^- J4 K0 ~% nLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' U4 {* h; l: q/ w0 s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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7 H; d( Z$ S+ c3 UBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ P/ h1 J. s/ X$ Q% B% r/ O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( a' E: W* e& f; D0 `7 Y. m- u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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4 g- Q( W. W, p) @  k7 V$ AChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
( N4 [1 J5 H- X$ f( I) }5 R"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- o! \1 p: P! r: Z"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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; g# U: l7 [4 `7 c5 i  R6 RThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, B8 w( k+ t, tWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。