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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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" Z, O! i, h5 `- M  u2 B0 F发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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* G8 w, R; \8 O: a- ^6 r0 M- sMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
& a+ W9 s, {; }' E6 e0 l2 b每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) b0 O( W/ w6 r: O要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 X6 `3 Z$ h. o' t7 o# {2 M) DThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8 w" u. \) P8 C. b2 K9 D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  r2 G) x1 E, c+ f7 j; W/ a6 B. [成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 H# E5 W" h, `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
6 ?( `$ Q& \! r- z% @/ s0 h9 `Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
2 A# x6 p4 T/ J, U后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
: a) I. i9 q# F: F"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
, C0 V; _0 v' I8 p! F"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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( n* Z- T( W8 j0 P' zGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 X- d% o: a2 f4 M0 q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 f5 j+ C) b  ^; n, ^# C% x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。