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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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7 l. k X7 @ |5 d+ n5 J" d发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3 ^; b. }: P, _ F/ k/ A& f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 [8 {; r! e" b% V+ C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. $ I5 B4 r$ y! b0 X4 `
5 b( P: p" E& eLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 |* [& s* R% n6 ?$ N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
) W: y& J+ p3 M# ~4 \2 u0 u每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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: G& h" q1 W$ Q; ^. E: wEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 |! s2 {' S% P6 M
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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! p7 I) B! m: Q' qThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ @" O. m! S5 ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # w: L; q; ^+ t+ b" @0 T
& |0 j9 ^3 h- ]4 m! {9 i1 @. F: }$ uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# ]7 U6 P! m2 X成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ; m( y5 R: T& P7 t
6 N5 N2 N2 X( w. S& n. @Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! n0 Z9 m- X4 C8 I" i不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 6 \1 y4 P+ G; l7 n3 Y( N
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 \8 k& b/ Q% h+ U/ X" f" `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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# ^$ Q+ Y+ a) I% s7 e) YChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ; n" q2 t$ n2 r3 `1 |8 H
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ( t; D' R4 t' @! j8 M7 |
, W8 y' X7 K$ ]- ^"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. , ^5 E1 F, B F) z
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. . A6 s$ q% W3 ?% i0 e
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. * S6 O$ }: d8 _ D7 i
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
/ F, I. |* s! ?- h: f! m努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
M3 k4 p$ e. r: T; o; B工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 1 v0 I6 _( K7 i) F% v
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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4 g! a' `; V7 [* q7 d' WA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. / n0 s6 n; p( d9 x( T& I
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 2 L; \/ G3 j( z8 O+ j9 _4 q
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. . Q5 ], S) k3 u; |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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