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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 G) `/ @* z: ~发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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* k3 N4 |5 t$ w% `Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7 K8 `% n  s8 N5 q6 h4 N( {9 `3 H" @8 V* }
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ; W1 \+ u1 G, Q" p$ Y
  
4 s3 u+ |% p# X* p+ k: e0 COne should love animals. They are so tasty. ( C1 _  I" a& D: g: ~5 m
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 _7 g% W" f# x* Z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 J6 [  P& L' |( y
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + G' C0 o# S$ B* N1 d# w, X
  
, q4 v5 z& q! f3 @2 K5 sEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' R' G& r- l' `& ~9 C% |/ I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. , L4 L3 _$ u& o- W: ]  t
  
' \; ?* \" b; vThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % F' k4 C5 \$ Y( H' \
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 4 c% y+ f" T- h1 k
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 0 p0 {, I4 o: Q- j$ p' r0 E
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 _% d1 L4 k! P& P* W不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 X/ E6 O) {) V: G/ K! y
  
4 J' R) f+ }- y5 Z5 u( b/ R0 TLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 2 Q' ]) j  I7 a& f# Y
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 7 X. A* H: w: p2 Y# F6 m3 d
  
$ G+ j' M- W( `Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. _  [3 c+ U6 @. `1 z+ c6 e后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. - S; h, p0 X) l
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. # W6 e6 O- @3 N5 X
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ M+ `  t" Y1 O0 E. {! ^. _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
$ l4 W% Y) ]- V努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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9 ~- x) g( A: f- F' v; H1 T" b- X"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 7 K! N$ i/ b6 Z
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 0 u* C1 v3 K4 `- L: L
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 + c- l7 }! P3 j7 o" h* x9 h
  
4 d! d1 O$ u, r! X) vWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0 W/ w- Q. S9 [+ {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ; {, h; Q. X' X  z3 P+ v+ c7 r
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; n7 @3 x0 i; b0 I  g  Z" ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 5 T- i  Z5 S; f7 L3 K
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 6 }; n8 f. U$ w5 W" `3 J! e0 I
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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