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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
. C3 }+ B: Y- M6 V钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
" m; h3 v  B( z7 Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/ {# t; Q8 \- p1 Z# j0 A: m8 t要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
/ U. j& O/ A& i% aBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 I  V, R. A3 z) [, `' h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 W+ _7 |7 _+ A/ b" ]& N. m聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
! d% ]) C, P9 l. ~"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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7 O" c! n: W6 O* p& h' VThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: S! U; T( p# G( ^4 W' G1 t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
5 g  r# |7 t5 m8 G; l) n: Z; r"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
5 Z6 m7 f9 O/ ~  wA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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1 x# ?7 H9 H* E" k$ ~The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3 e/ R2 z2 s" d/ M6 R9 B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。