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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 y7 n/ x' m% @4 O0 o每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; P. H& j- O' YLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
8 d" z! x: K, l3 y* w5 a: u1 sBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: l* q! S8 |2 g! S7 ?' w% Z6 {每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
$ W& f2 L3 S" Y8 {4 ^0 u4 NEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 R1 v$ O3 `& T, C2 y, X. |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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/ I7 u# q8 {/ S+ e( X) ~The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
' Y7 ]- C9 E* T6 M5 r# ^6 L聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 h) z: n0 O: N& l0 k& b4 l5 P' O9 G成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
4 ?& y) L/ D& Y" q9 bNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 i; d! A# s/ R9 T6 K; C! H. Q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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& I' @4 x2 K* z) A( ^) R& j"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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+ @+ A( @1 e1 p  V  ~+ o9 eThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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4 W8 }7 J1 j0 U"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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3 y& [$ d& Z- a; b6 sWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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8 Z% t: C9 Q, c& T2 h) t4 j. sA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
! [" g" ~/ t& w4 mThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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