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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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- J( G3 r  i9 u/ W1 q. P发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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( Q& C! C  `- _7 i! s$ w4 i. GMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
  k( J. J( J4 H/ {钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 j) ]* M6 ~* V7 n# O( sLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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: p  L8 ^) z6 |3 `% k$ yBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 s3 M- D" \9 A$ W0 l* ^再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 _9 N3 g; [' P" V5 F# w( K  sThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ Y; I" l( B/ i+ X2 D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
3 v* O8 q8 Z2 O4 i% SSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
8 @0 L. ^" E0 v6 D3 DNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
" D0 k/ Y3 I* L  r0 V  {3 W4 u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
# I- I: P  V+ nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 G0 C8 Q3 X" @# B" \: U& i爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 t1 u3 M9 [! L4 Z+ c6 ~后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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- ]- Q2 G, N( [* a"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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" Q6 \  @( v: B% g2 g, r+ _There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
8 }3 l  G$ [" a7 V% |努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
* c6 J/ C3 O8 |9 \, g& q5 ?2 K"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
. ~- r/ ~! D7 s, v工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
% R5 g7 d: G: I8 \神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
& `5 X# \$ \5 z1 U5 m2 iWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 t. i1 |0 Q6 b8 W" ?' ?$ }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
9 f8 W* O# J2 W/ bA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  `9 V+ Y$ X  q* k5 m! Y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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7 i0 h8 o) Y. k3 M7 ^2 }, CThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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