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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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) w6 f; `1 S8 D$ O) {' ^发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( c8 A; w# F, s2 e
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. % c' T5 w# U: }" {, H
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 [( m( O# Y9 h1 r( Y& [- V
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ) F4 D5 B. |7 B8 r5 T+ v/ x
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 r7 x# e2 W. S6 @
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% v5 @- s! B% \每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. * I; Q% F+ }, Z& D
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( f( T# I  k) C5 }! P2 N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 q$ l( R: m' S. Z: F5 Q4 y
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.   Q1 \; Q5 ^2 A! e- c; b( P& Z  O
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 J6 o/ w$ X7 x不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ! v7 y$ \' j! \% a* P& u. Z
  
# f1 p4 [5 Y; n0 }$ \: YLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. " O0 A- l, J3 ?% o( S6 F1 R$ w
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. + i/ ]& c7 T: V& x! t3 g; C* Y7 R
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 1 s& D; [/ s0 v/ U( y3 C
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ( v7 E" Y" I/ I+ Z
  
* v, k: w: p5 y! y( p- l"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ c! W' ^$ N7 E8 J- N) A: G"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. - I  ?& |8 G/ p% k
  
/ ?, K0 P" |) W6 O( N4 A( C. FThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 4 @& b* I# y4 {+ w
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 7 u% q. R" \) U' Q& N
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 9 [* D- J$ i8 Q- |3 \) f
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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: V3 m) _; t0 S, u( s, [' b! v  [God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
: H! y4 x" p, I- O0 A; v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 / F% `. l( P' p; O
  
5 c8 z  n4 r4 aWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
; `& `6 C$ F# s' Y( ^2 t& Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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& U) z( W% X+ a8 t7 BA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 J# g- `$ L6 f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ; N% C0 {- ?, c' X/ I: M
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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