埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2264|回复: 1

English Adversitisement

[复制链接]
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 7 R! b% N+ ^$ f/ B6 w- b- P; r: A
* c6 U" I0 v- }% [( x! i# `
发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
) I5 k# i. M9 N6 ?0 y8 g  
! w; y  p0 e3 k8 a! s: q, |$ x% E 0 h1 |2 K& t  p1 E# p
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ' B  g: z8 X( E4 h( W/ k$ }# U
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - p! ]$ K# t$ T% u
  
, D- ^4 ^- `  U' eOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
; i: e3 w1 E, J; i8 J3 l; U# n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
  c. D2 ]5 V8 _  j  
  @+ D. b% \2 S* N0 ]* dLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
4 h, V2 m- r) ~0 C  E9 O- Z$ ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
3 e0 {7 V* b4 R0 ]  
' ~) r# h1 T" KBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.   J7 o7 [7 J9 X+ x' }1 D3 @/ ?
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
" q+ H2 u1 L" ^1 ~. M$ S/ W) i5 \   " _# W9 `& k8 P8 N2 c5 T
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- q4 H+ h( Y/ `. v! X再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
8 t% l, j4 L- O5 m5 Q  
' u/ x( T+ n) E+ tThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ! Z1 v) p7 P9 p7 q5 X/ d: ~& R5 c
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & r1 ^" d- [: K7 N, I# \8 A& u' l4 z
  
% R; j) M  M5 E7 gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 4 M' ?! T0 S  }& e0 Q( p
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
7 n0 S- J! [9 }7 z  
+ F  ^9 J. z9 j& zNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.   y1 ^. D, W& p, q. }, \
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ' U4 l/ l% f6 r7 u* o3 Q
  
" c# A5 k7 |) @( I% ]9 lLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 s0 |& |- v. B( Z# I爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / [4 I, b, {9 S; H& T& z6 c
   , }- X" X/ c# h2 }2 L" e9 Z
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. + a0 K+ J6 U/ u
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
. p+ Y2 y6 K1 ?$ K# F  
3 N- q' F" z6 w5 S"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% I3 ]8 `/ |7 P"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ! [1 |! ~: k5 H$ n+ B0 e; l
   4 p! r+ H3 J0 x" f
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ N+ }& |7 X% K: f+ |" d# e1 C( [7 U( R应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 8 H, S( |# Z7 K: Y
  
2 ]2 a; F* L0 L1 \3 k' _, Y! _"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " : `# a  r# A, u8 I1 D8 n
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ( H! X; C: l: P$ [2 Y8 {0 d
  
7 a; C( g4 J) x. }' J0 k* X1 u- m"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " - r6 P( ?4 v  _( g
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
8 a1 f5 n: D# z  
- M0 _8 D* }9 b! m% O  u2 e4 V2 wGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. + Q' @$ d' A# J* `9 t9 N
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
: w4 b5 U! J5 y6 `+ c+ Z7 S  
. x! M; M5 ?' a- p2 I  ^When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
9 y3 ?* f  h5 C5 f# n" M两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! H, W% L" C1 `& ]9 @0 a3 s
  
1 P: C7 y# \  eA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 2 f: B  z$ X0 y+ }
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. . ]' s; r( f4 r0 q7 O$ g
   " X& p0 w& `! B2 r/ C
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. : R: ~8 b$ j+ g1 C8 e
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-17 15:53 , Processed in 0.079000 second(s), 12 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表