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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

8 C& E! T" K- d1 \Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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" u8 p1 \) q2 Z& |4 D* u, u; kOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
, ^$ T- p: h) u/ R* A5 c0 \要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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$ d$ u  s1 B3 CBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 p/ B! O# Q% k- n# |+ f3 D再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
9 D  _) E  x9 f- h4 L: p; l* i聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
0 x3 O2 X: ]) a, S3 YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
4 x# T* I0 i5 V9 t& PNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
* m, @/ {* R; l$ {+ X! B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
* m7 V- \4 D7 z/ j0 \2 o, {$ c0 y) xLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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5 }5 f$ w6 @% y4 V$ r# |' H+ P) \6 D- iChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, _' q* D9 k$ m  k* t; K后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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) s( w3 H5 F( P4 ?- W) _! r"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ f3 U% c0 N; M2 N"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
$ s0 h! h5 o2 gThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
1 c( w" M  E. h7 O& A% SGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( B6 v# C2 P6 q1 ^1 Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
6 Q2 I# s7 p: j- }& j6 l2 ZThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
2 x5 b& h1 K) `/ v学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。