English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

+ \/ r% c' R! s5 H% j8 pMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2 Z) C( C% F$ x+ m5 \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
5 V0 A, A0 @6 nOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
, ?# r9 C8 |3 k! p7 i; T8 E9 _每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
) U9 Y, h) r5 o& `　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6 t) b* a1 Y8 `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
$ V! ]/ }' }' ]: h  {( L+ Z　　
/ N" y/ Q- r# a4 }Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& {5 W0 @" S4 k* I7 w  C3 c每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
4 p1 d3 [5 Q4 }+ v0 @( e/ }2 a　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
) |& C* V4 _5 A$ h0 `( Q3 @  O* R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
: k4 F, r2 Y% u8 O　　
4 P( D8 h1 k) f' I' m0 x) RThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 Q& s: C- ^. |, d; X3 D* m. K$ x' ~聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
9 \- e" y6 D3 b( r( `4 R　　
8 N/ L1 J' |( Z: tSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
& G  A8 z) O  J1 I6 n; f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 g. }6 b6 g( Y3 }: u9 n不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
- o) d3 f( X3 Z　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 B9 K1 T" K4 h: R' g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
! x# V9 K& q1 x　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
8 `5 T1 a5 _5 n" [: D% D　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: m5 @6 Q' x9 O' W& M应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
9 y* {5 b- O3 ?7 c　　
( X4 `7 G9 P% b6 ]! q( u"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
. G% k' o  I0 R"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
! R9 e/ a# x  U) k6 E　　
8 n1 _( ?8 U% _6 d+ Y. x: JGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 i- n) @' |2 \$ l) X+ g( F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
% R4 o- v1 k- N7 n5 Y7 I% p$ ^; [% n两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
4 `  U% l, z+ |" f7 D* }9 @) i5 s　　
7 z1 i5 H$ ?. d8 v( `) K$ pA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
* ]8 s$ }7 O0 O  h3 W8 Z　　
7 R* n% [4 }: BThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
, U3 f& \6 w- y" w学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。