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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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# ]6 s/ _8 t/ n发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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0 X0 X( U! k1 f6 S" Z, IMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
% D% w7 Q1 I* l7 |9 W! `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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/ U k3 n; G5 q: K% r$ n4 |6 u$ ?One should love animals. They are so tasty. ! @' _: v1 a9 i1 z: l
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 0 U" }% a( u4 ^* N& e% d- w& l- F
1 M4 O, j2 N5 `3 BLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# I& V% n( U2 w( ~# ^4 `. S" c/ L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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. {5 S; O6 H* O8 \Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! p8 U$ J9 z7 {1 r+ Y+ m0 W
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 0 N! D% W1 k; i
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 g$ u ^% L K6 m( t0 m+ i6 R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! H$ u! `8 M3 w
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 2 \7 i( e1 d" |: M" Y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. / J* a, R* t- f
* Q; l3 Y3 Y9 \1 vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. G; n( d8 [! X) u* M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). . ~+ k3 U f, `) O
$ X5 X! @! \/ v; ]* H3 UNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " F0 d5 G' |% ~! R0 @; ?' R# p9 Z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ k8 h, \! a- V7 oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" {7 e) U' J( p' d7 p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 4 j6 u6 |9 v5 }* K
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 6 `: l3 N2 X, s7 n6 g1 `
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: `) q/ B: q5 V5 k1 {- Q"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. . ]0 n7 z. [4 T# F5 Y% @" t0 Q
) a7 L7 J8 r) d5 FThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: W, e. E$ u% f; h. u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; ] p% g3 x, x. e/ G! c
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 1 U7 I/ F( ~3 A' I& ^8 P2 J
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/ N4 O. }# K# f7 w2 L' ^* ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- H/ G9 i$ A1 N/ A& Z* f工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# L7 {2 ]/ c0 ~" k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ) r6 W6 R3 s- P4 L4 {
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! _+ ]6 W1 |) ]: N2 J1 }8 H
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! / p7 w0 C( h6 z3 j4 G
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
. |% j- f6 }- A& w) M9 k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 4 I& s- Y+ s% i( i" m& T( B
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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