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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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5 r/ Z* ?0 n% l0 u发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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" Q6 x9 B, p( MMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. # b: R. e* [! G0 i: r4 f/ D: R
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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1 D2 D! c; [9 M# E; d+ |One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. X. W+ R6 x3 m% b$ ?8 P* B每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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! J8 @+ z. M# u* f( l }+ ?Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. - N* x* A! y. ~% N
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' b+ L! V/ ~/ n6 v* f/ X
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 E# S" m7 e6 s$ h" l" R$ M每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 M8 J% H5 k$ H: {4 u6 t: D; { f
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 M: Q8 g9 r+ U) L; m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 W/ z1 y5 I# k1 mThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 o% a7 g4 H' C1 r( e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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" n: S' g5 Y$ k9 s9 ]0 qNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- S2 L0 P) t& x不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 6 R) ?0 F& {8 l$ r' I
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 ?. @5 x) t0 k% e# v# q. C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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/ ?1 p/ ^; ] |9 o% }4 w& y) Z% HChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 4 }+ N" T! `, L L
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. : A9 R' J, ~3 R$ }+ P4 z1 [* Y
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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, K6 D- y. Z9 D" _( z OThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. - _5 E" \0 g. R O# ^6 K
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ' B; _4 V$ i( G6 U1 R* ~2 u
0 T |. |8 B+ O. L4 X"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
6 p+ V0 ^$ {4 h6 }努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " " Q) j2 {. r$ J" G5 D4 ~- o; X
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ; b: K3 A% ?# r+ f1 L; f# l
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
3 r2 x: y$ n* d f两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 3 L7 z0 z7 Y; L& _
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' s3 L% q. U2 S4 n( UThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. * S5 r1 a( c! x0 X
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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