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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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& m3 f/ Q' }& I' sMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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# e8 P, p" l$ e6 `! }2 ~( ELove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6 j9 k% _( q* b0 K% `" s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$ h! i! k  r/ a3 `5 L每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 w" ~" Q7 E" F/ [% @The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
" ?; x9 F9 P2 Y4 p) j' x聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# q9 W; C- X5 b1 T2 }+ f: q1 r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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! T6 ~6 T# S: y8 B% dNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) D' h8 Y' F# @6 J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
8 C4 U1 ?: f. rChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
2 f! H% a* e9 p; `$ \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
2 I, \, x7 ]: U4 ^! `/ I" W$ r"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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8 E4 ]2 V- |: M: g4 ]9 \) k. EThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ F; V4 a% R8 c# f, T5 Z$ |0 g3 Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
7 M& C% R/ l6 s"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
6 A, L7 ^+ H" U( M( DGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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* s3 S  }" E# ^0 p8 e( H; l2 r9 NA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 Q, x0 {. Q% i服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。