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$ W) {* O/ P4 ?6 v/ z发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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% S3 g/ _- ], m. \$ K( \' hMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
! b% s$ }1 W3 N" W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
9 J2 F! `( E# z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( O3 N% n8 \! t1 f: R每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, T! a& X2 e: c& @5 y: I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& {" d1 L% R! K- e" a" C) O1 mThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& M1 _& N: J+ @; p# [聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
" y6 J( E7 H' Q; g0 l8 m9 U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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2 C  V3 {3 s& _2 d* k. [5 o- o( dNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% K; D+ L$ [/ V# `" q8 t2 I6 [不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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6 h" ]) w: R1 Y! N0 nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( z5 x; T* o3 @; W- U( i* S0 V爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
; H' A6 d8 d3 vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
2 {& R- G( ?, t7 J' V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
: {) P4 V8 b2 I) |! n& A"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 Z) f% z) m2 c0 Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
& U9 l' ~3 `9 H4 N* ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
% g" P# E& P0 ?% z: U6 g+ F/ q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
: ?( j1 \& j% O; u  aWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3 `' m6 m* l4 i学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。