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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

: A" T% b0 L; n3 G发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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* w( b# R/ q( rOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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5 T& i; {$ B4 T$ aLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( O* l2 n$ r' ^& c3 d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
' K: w* e9 A  T+ D1 p8 W( ?0 I, eBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
% q* D& q# X) P! [The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 g: j: h' W, d# r; ?! g' ^- \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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3 ]2 \& h9 o- V9 X8 _! e+ iNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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) x9 L* d- O* \1 SLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 O6 B/ u$ V5 S4 E5 Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' q$ r/ j  M  J1 V  v"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 x4 Q: P& N( r/ _5 e  A努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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! S5 P7 W, H4 D9 p7 H$ H"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
/ G1 f! h; s; ^5 H, KGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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# w8 K# d: o3 V5 ^A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ R& V4 t( G, G2 K2 ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。