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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

$ Y* K+ M0 B& U: w/ dMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
* {3 \/ F6 W& ~6 N: `9 r# `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
4 T7 e2 p$ E3 s  `. v' T/ r4 nOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ l1 O6 v* @+ j* Z4 o& O' W1 t每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& F( ^1 r4 U4 k2 C5 P每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
& w+ w5 {2 t$ W2 n/ x5 `$ Z$ aEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- D- R/ U# I8 V/ s6 s5 \4 K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& O# O2 `4 O- A9 L4 F6 K3 yThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
/ E7 T$ }: g; m0 I  Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
( V: y1 y+ Q4 W* I1 z& w& JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( e3 q% c5 f; e) t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ U: t) A2 z' {( L5 j7 g* I; e& X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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. `, F" @" X; }4 \"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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: Z4 a& e9 d2 O( c+ K3 u"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
, X4 _: Q. g. f' a/ D+ N9 yGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
4 b1 A, v! H, d& aA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 n( j, k% j% n! r9 c服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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" m7 ?8 C2 Q6 O# QThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
. o7 ~  }$ \, z- x学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。