English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 S$ r( }+ z2 |+ e4 v每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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! i" \$ J0 L$ M6 \Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 x  b1 X  W1 R每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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2 D, J4 ]) n; ^5 g# L% s( gEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. V0 i) ]) A5 h# Q2 [( A/ {3 `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
/ d- ~+ S* d1 P' hThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& W' P3 M# C6 ^# ^7 S7 W* ]3 |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 X+ L6 w6 h  r( K2 }. A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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1 i( }8 j/ g+ @/ kNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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, i$ x4 T( F3 V; u* r5 K  _Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
; J. S: `+ q# J0 }7 b后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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9 f, E3 W/ d- k+ CThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
: d4 o! R6 ~# S"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
, [& i4 z0 O, P3 E: \5 ?7 M+ `9 Q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
) J8 e2 ?& G) wGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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' Y+ h( b6 }  i3 HA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 `, @" a/ P& n+ v! pThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。