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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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& {2 q' n1 F' J发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
: k/ [6 J5 z+ B  [/ e% u1 E! bOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 \, x; a& J5 F5 u# T$ ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  i4 r  f8 V4 p* k+ l, A/ K, |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
& a- j( \( [! S7 Z: {; W" s/ [Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  v, C- X& V, d每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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- b( J# N0 O+ `6 Y3 INever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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1 V- ]* E. `( S- z! P5 U# gGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
, Q- X' c  P, }& F神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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2 l3 T3 @  ^8 p- W6 ?, `A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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  P& @9 i0 z5 n# hThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。