English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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9 u, ]4 W2 S' {发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
" A# ~) Z3 K' m8 ?7 {9 K0 i& Z+ r2 Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5 U0 N- r" r# XBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ }3 k  x. G- z  F! e. ?每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
  P7 y0 x. {) [5 p. eEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 M  h, r; V- Y. Z& h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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9 M2 I4 ^! @. `1 N"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, v' y% }" a# P( f应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ C$ \: t$ x) Z* D( V* s努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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2 P8 P! s% K- S  J"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
" X; q8 t% f, s# i  TGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" a& `/ D7 _3 p" H6 H9 B' l! T神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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. z" n& w% c9 y( c5 Q8 I# wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。