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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
, U( \7 x) K7 r2 B# m& N每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
% @# x1 i: b* T( s9 N3 VEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- d1 t% N. @7 {8 D& w& R# g8 }( U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
+ o; A6 b8 Q3 Q9 Y; j2 X; W( e" s聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
7 p3 M# A) a# |9 i3 k) @- MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* L% r! A+ F% @: U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9 x/ k2 E$ z( w* \' s- zLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 o0 U! K% a' F爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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6 H; u9 C" k& C/ R* B"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 _! z0 \, ^9 X1 t! H+ {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 B1 E9 z) E6 B* t! W8 [努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
& ^6 A# {4 g. Q  C"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" z# e3 X) ~! S4 _9 D工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
! \7 E6 J& N0 m) x* |0 ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+ `( c6 j* x# }- d: q5 _! p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
+ w2 o( q3 A0 m3 ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。