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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/ c6 F; i" x) e* c: u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. # ^; g0 {4 N0 {2 I* V
% a$ k! {8 C# sOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
& F8 E# O- k& E% k, ]4 {每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. . [1 ]# R$ x* T" F
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
h( _# {9 C3 r! w+ y4 [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ; L8 h1 y& w; h, q
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + ?0 l$ W a3 \6 B' O) I3 C9 U
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # Z" M. R9 h# Q
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 3 a) K" e8 U% h/ x; I3 B5 j
+ b& o8 u7 _1 hThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. " y" r4 }3 x4 }7 E* L5 B
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ) O6 z! X' E; Z3 p [* |6 G
8 U* R0 e& ?7 d3 U' j( JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( {$ G+ |) S% S成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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: r8 D* C' x$ V% C A f0 NNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 0 I6 z( `- F5 F: `) j
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# {6 n1 w) C( K( wLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. : P" U5 N9 y" ]! b
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 e0 F8 M9 u9 ?: C! a/ I- k1 {. kChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 8 p* m) R2 [; N U& F: ~* H
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
^- i$ w/ e! `2 W. W"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. : u* B g: {5 z2 a9 F$ w
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
6 ^( c+ K) _, g+ t& _$ g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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0 J/ U' @) V8 c1 L"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
$ D ] d2 u6 p' X% i \努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ( C j5 p A+ u5 |$ E! E
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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, o7 ~% x- L( |" }7 JGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! * b% @8 _3 r: Z( {- T5 D+ `- I
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! / S' E/ Q! t" g
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. - g U, e F3 R# D) l9 C
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. & z7 R4 W( ?+ V# p
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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