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朝阳

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& G4 a: J8 s6 ^$ l/ @8 W发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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4 N" v- i- C2 j; i% {( UMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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2 S; N+ E; V0 o% MOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
/ E6 m, k! j5 u3 mBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 f( @* R, u! b; ?$ a9 M; c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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1 R. o/ Y( b1 T2 jSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
( x. q( R9 R2 M1 z5 w! \  d3 O# QNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, W/ H# _: {6 }% R; c9 h不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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7 M" F2 C. y3 MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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6 X( r$ R$ H- A+ k, D"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% g& t+ W: }# @"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
/ s* q; ^- N: T( O/ w1 D) x" v, dThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
9 }& m1 X. ~/ l8 v8 a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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4 x$ c& G$ `' l: w3 m"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
/ K% q7 s. o& z& \7 H努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ G  x8 \# b- X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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0 B/ r& S. A# s& fWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
* Y8 e* n( b! S8 U& b. jA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% z! Q1 z- J% }0 Q' O- U服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。