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' B5 {2 {: Y/ H* @发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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/ c. O! l! y/ G1 J# |7 N# ?+ l0 [One should love animals. They are so tasty.
" [9 A4 b& H& I3 M+ ~; _# B- p每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
8 F2 r3 W$ R$ |( F; ~& ]5 BBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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* a) @! e& ~# c( xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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9 n) V* r1 W% l: r( ]4 R1 ONever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ z4 a+ r' V9 ]1 \  M3 T& @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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; n' ^3 g8 n  D- n) o: g# m5 m1 Z' pChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 z& y( C: }# B! y# c. {"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
8 G- |6 g8 n+ @0 F* e* L. W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 k) [- y& z9 `% y# v' m工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ t. W1 N# {% O$ h( B# d9 C神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
! k4 S  M' ^* ]; |When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
! s, B! E# _+ j0 C3 q5 c, @  d+ T% u- F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! S1 ?# h& {8 w9 R8 E: d+ E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。