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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
4 ]/ d* u: A' d# _8 z) Y# {' H2 SOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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2 ?. P( K2 Z2 _Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
# V7 u5 ~, i% U; o( n, h: B0 X- RThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2 Q" B& @( }) v+ p; n聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
+ ~9 A' i- c* ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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- d9 j( |9 |: r. h' b2 b6 ]6 dLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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( N5 v' ~! Z# r' L1 y& LChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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( G! \% ]& P/ b) k"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
" t/ t! L' ~) _7 \( k"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2 o+ d! Y- D0 X& b$ q- h5 `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 `& j+ S: r! cA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 L5 ~, }7 e; E. B# ]- S# o! E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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  A8 Y$ j! P! [1 P0 \9 oThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。