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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 # a3 d. N1 A. ^6 _- D. ~" S5 E
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; D) ~8 a7 h' V$ MMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. / r, k) P( l6 `+ e9 w; }" K
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ; {* U; n r* @' I" N% I
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
% P0 p, w6 o' E. r每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. " v3 {' ]" q! ~9 O3 ?$ T
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. . o5 L8 J5 C: v; e" _; ?6 }# ^
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 3 q" s, `% A4 t
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 0 Q: n p9 {7 C" F! [& t
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 0 Z2 x0 O8 }. V5 k/ }
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + \+ ]" d' C. p& c
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 4 ]+ o& e. O, N7 |* V1 R4 D7 N
( a* t F f% [' |9 G" oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 X! M2 b- Z0 ~" G4 T8 \ ?6 Z5 e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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0 p+ h8 h/ ]5 i) j' NNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: z9 g- `7 T6 }& K# j5 x+ }3 T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. . t% L$ u5 r8 A/ \5 z. p5 }, u0 L! }
% t [; X7 H0 J. Z! lLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 3 O9 L4 K$ b l. v5 u. I
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" y; ]9 `! v {8 R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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. _3 _! ?3 B9 t) L5 ~"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # ]+ c/ P+ D0 H8 j. u% L( L9 z
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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* u5 w6 L% N0 X! R f+ G"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
5 ?$ Z: m* i2 ` ^" c努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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' h; S- }* f( r9 H6 |( { l: E"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 `. |. K; a, q, f工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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3 v6 N! j" q# V- r' g5 }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ L3 p, o' C2 Q9 c B2 j- t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 q- L: E# A* r$ F5 [When two‘s company, three‘s the result! % N& S7 x; R* w+ K% k9 S1 ]* _& |- w
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ g' L& I% k7 X5 V8 [' f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. : R, J+ b( G4 m; f ]
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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