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朝阳

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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
, M: X9 O8 U& H: i* f: tOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
$ p3 h' M8 t) m* p& ?每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 M$ E1 s  C& Q! d  r每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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+ p3 N$ ^* g% d( d8 S7 ^6 M; mThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
* Y. Z: K6 K7 {Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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# q1 o, `, T. {5 kNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
/ O- T5 @7 P1 Y! k! s$ oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
" B5 Y8 `) z# M1 b"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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& P3 p& ?1 r! H( h& @  L, ]) l"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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+ j7 X5 \* X6 l( o8 V' v"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* Y: X) ]& I* m; g9 W工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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# l0 }7 g6 K& ^( H6 `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 U9 q* d! g4 _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
* L1 e# {. e! }# P# zThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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