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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 Q. n- x* }( n) A2 J' E发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2 k) p! a8 k/ d, i8 v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
! ?4 b/ E+ `7 h& b: q每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 5 f7 C0 w1 x3 D7 `1 t0 A
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
- w+ o3 V* a. m; h! r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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$ N  U( `6 t. k+ b' J# ~' ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 B; j' D- G9 t2 B: w: c- K+ G1 n每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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3 u) H$ V/ d* E, P+ tEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : ?7 b& S' K8 S" L+ Q5 V& o6 V
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ( D0 u' P/ j+ C/ ^
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 l2 R$ h' k* ?, C3 O. ?
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 4 W- D2 c# C  B% J* |
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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7 A0 J* v* i) _7 iNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 8 n; [3 H3 L& l: L! g# d* E# n
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. . r5 A/ T# R3 q( V
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. # \& N1 D7 ?- n
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 J8 O1 Q. ]: b+ uChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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% s8 r* l& U2 d3 c: f2 u6 z"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ; n9 P# v2 R% _# ]" o5 E
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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* K1 G8 F$ Q! V" HThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 3 B* {# y  y+ ]8 I8 i
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ( A/ j8 x$ v) Z1 C
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 }& D: x  i: r努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. , k8 _1 H9 E( ^; y2 `
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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+ A+ g. s, D1 G+ n6 G% N0 sGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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" \# n$ t8 k3 }& {2 c& CWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! ' U0 Q! W( C0 O1 a
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. * z5 h  g& |0 E: m  k# I0 i8 z
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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7 i2 @- K# F' C5 f; GThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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