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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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" }1 d" {0 u# G6 T! X1 g$ QMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
$ z; l0 \! i3 j" h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - B: J4 l) o" @" C6 D
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. / @4 i" }& Q! |& l& ^. {$ S; [; F
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. $ j# ]: c, Y: I' U2 @# C
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 o( a1 v  |2 K7 q* ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4 j" _: K/ ?+ Y每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 & J4 l- \) F2 R6 C, n5 Z
  
' q" A6 a) c" j8 o2 g3 dEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% A3 r1 X% [) I3 N: D& U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% {; _) u+ Y9 ?. o+ A- p! Z" W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ r; N8 z0 X; d7 g+ @* T( Q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 4 I- v  I  o6 e/ q6 r5 f9 B7 {
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 6 }  }, I; G4 _9 z1 c. u+ z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 4 r0 I3 K/ L( g
  
" U4 o+ M) T% e, j8 ?/ vLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) @0 {6 }% W5 ~! i7 R爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. * M. Y" y" g4 J9 o. M5 k3 V0 }% x
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. - P1 V# h7 Z5 z7 g. C% m
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ( G" \8 W! |( |
  
  ^1 _! C. A9 K"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # I8 H' [( f1 i5 |) G
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 1 X2 {( {) o) p" u* |0 K) Q# @
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 5 j& u5 _$ Y3 E* M0 V
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
& }$ m/ ?0 o* r2 x0 ?+ {努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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$ M: {1 B) b$ j4 J"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; o+ d' V3 u/ t& A工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. , V: P( e9 e; K# A2 z: e
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 6 P9 P, K( t9 Q8 t
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! * j1 X( A5 c: a9 s  L, U4 Y( R
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 e7 m; r( T1 b* d; M7 Y
  
2 ~- U9 X6 e$ a8 pA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 B- O1 i1 D% Y) E" u- O3 q/ \
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.   i; p6 C! @% b3 R1 H
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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