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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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  }# }0 ~5 A) `. ?发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
) v0 x) Y; L) k/ m  v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 `( f5 n6 ^" S5 ]& T- ^One should love animals. They are so tasty.
) I+ ]& b+ @; N" J7 |) f每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.   V) R- b* I! O1 G1 z( D& _
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. $ o( H4 W" u% `" Y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. . A' m) t* v  ^. v% C
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 0 N( l" t5 c1 `" Q2 d
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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" k1 z  U3 g& a1 vEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 j0 n2 D9 R+ ]- j3 A/ b! P
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 Q- m9 h+ J. ?. ?, t0 ]% L/ ?' {0 G
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # d; n( n( _$ t0 g
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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  x  c0 }0 Q( A4 }9 Q9 h8 VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. / c( Z0 @7 t( Z9 L; Y; Z
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). " r# b, S# O6 F4 J$ r* o& Q* A
  
2 i3 j/ I: j3 hNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ R, p1 M4 @- F( o. h! ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ `6 ]6 u5 w, }1 tLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" |, v: V6 u8 z5 Y. ^1 O! D7 J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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3 T& ?' I. l- z) F+ k& ^8 \9 uChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, [( O/ H6 X& k$ o( q$ M; V后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. & T: `- D2 q5 }
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.   a+ z. ^! q* q2 G+ j+ ^0 \
  
! c. X4 o% p% |0 T! S+ n/ r& BThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
. T1 W8 ~" R& d' j2 ]- X! i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ j) N. J8 n' q5 Z9 b努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. / h+ ?+ V: x' z# U$ `  ^
  
6 a* E" H: L1 L" S& s5 i& j"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ T+ Y" {  e/ m. L- j工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 3 s. y) g; ~* E, B7 s* }+ h. _
  
: W8 p$ r; A  Q: d( H& i5 q0 EGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. " l' X1 S+ `- A+ }8 V9 x# S3 T! B' @- U
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 . ~- U7 G* u: \$ B6 R3 c* A
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! * r: c, N4 f2 X
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. , a& W8 Q; N; h0 Q% d- i, {0 I
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. # @! t8 z) Y  a1 ^7 q3 C4 m/ O" g
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. . n5 Z6 I# _" K  t# `& l6 o
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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