English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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( }' C+ E+ f* w0 {2 }发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

! R/ H, P) t4 s' A. [Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
( o- O& v! h) w. d2 ], \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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4 O! a: M1 s5 J$ }One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; `, R. y( j- J# a; X2 j, q) |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
+ ~. y3 |" Q% `Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" |. [* F9 ^& _Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
% `1 v$ _5 n: Z, H( kEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 \2 S4 j% {: E9 }6 c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
" w: M% _0 o" JThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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  t+ M. W5 n& x& S/ `) i9 |Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
4 v/ U7 d) n% z9 y6 S! }) k1 {6 C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# n  @9 ?; X$ I" f, q4 {. U& x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& J! n. z  i5 R( ~2 ?/ v1 p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
  `( k- J% |4 O& s"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 J4 c7 B* {1 k7 B8 O, p* U应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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7 V1 k. \- \4 Z"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
) }' X$ d! Q$ f1 \5 y, x1 V9 O( L努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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; h# }  M; S% g2 ["Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ B. U. W2 }3 I' z工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
7 p4 @, A% S) L8 jGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。