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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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& Q2 T" [! e, }发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
: x! Z; s0 k+ `8 }- f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 ]& J# E6 m* B' _5 COne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
! e. Y1 q6 D$ F5 m+ ?* z: k) ]: ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 [: Y; C3 l- C+ q$ H3 J) W) A8 u要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. v8 I1 Z  j5 k1 Q5 J每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 e3 Q2 j9 {( m7 yThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; E, Q+ h. R0 D! X聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
: S8 M" n! ~; @% ONever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
  I2 t  K- }' ]"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
3 t; ~+ j$ D( U4 u8 g; D8 g努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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7 S4 K9 `( w% @- g9 [" H, ~"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
0 h' I: G' V4 j- j: j$ U# V4 JThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。