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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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6 h( P' |9 Y2 @& a1 K- U" X5 o发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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) U: [2 T) n5 e4 v4 N1 SMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
+ Y4 x, v6 X9 C4 u2 t) b6 M0 r钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. + S4 _% f3 V! V6 K# y2 J
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 T) D' Q4 Z3 {- t
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. / G2 Z; ~- c; ?
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 V. M- Y3 l7 y( ?/ L) aBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' M7 W* O! f% f5 D7 c
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 4 |; @* }) i, O5 L, w
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 f" B) g% ^& n& k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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. Y4 X* E. }5 b8 X, H, J0 F4 LSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# f) s6 z) f% R0 N4 d2 W5 R成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 4 |- x6 K* R/ c, Q
$ f3 {& l7 Q4 x ^Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 p) N: I# v7 u0 L n: I6 g不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6 a6 k" U$ J2 U0 G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. - c- `( B1 g) z( a
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 L0 |0 o3 X$ x7 }* }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 8 Q, d( O' O' K f9 Q+ h; c
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. + c2 e6 C4 `' M T& T* q
, c z- L1 c" a$ `There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. $ L* \) B: t3 r
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. . V6 a2 i' X9 M/ y7 Z
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " % U8 X: R1 e1 h! C" E
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. + ?* s9 H9 Z+ l0 t! p
* P: ]7 r7 N* c: f* ^9 s; c"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " % o1 A# H+ q% S! c
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ! a% N2 ^, u- w" F: A
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . d8 \- }2 M$ \0 y3 r: W+ L
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 2 g& }# k! E( G: Z9 }, T/ Q( f/ E1 A
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 8 `2 [. {! Y4 F. T" x1 {
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 8 ^. U" I1 v0 P% j. Q$ f
) u/ S+ l4 L" qA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, h" L+ G$ ^. x' n1 \( p服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. + b; _: `1 [. ~
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. / j" B0 P; t* y0 W
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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