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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 + {* |- e) O& v9 @& X) g7 S9 b
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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; W8 J! s) S5 l4 rMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
# Y! n2 D6 [% @. J" T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 q2 r$ `" b, w( S) [
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ) z( X6 `! u4 X5 e' @' |3 P5 D% ^
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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/ I4 _: X( c7 m5 Z) ~1 H2 T, }Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. + ^% B: ~# ]1 T: W
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.   |! e& V+ _/ d1 @- g1 E3 I# D
  
3 d0 k4 G" Z* w) lBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 7 p% |1 V: p+ K
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 : Y0 _! X+ [' S
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - b6 S8 X8 b  T$ u* L$ ~  \* D( W% t
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. , N6 L; B# `8 [: n$ Z# v, U
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * k- U- l2 k" E! [
  
6 K7 U- I3 A7 H' c) [9 h* ^Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 U: \, F# o+ i" N% K3 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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, ^' a/ R  }- C4 H7 q# X! CNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.   c$ {8 z; @* _9 i1 Y# j$ A
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 p, t9 L# G: m5 ?2 q% S
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# m4 B8 _& z# l* Z) g0 a" k$ {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : ?9 S' d" ~) G2 o/ d: |. e
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. - A; C4 K, }; {, c  o
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. % N2 u+ r6 d. c$ M( ?
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
1 R4 O6 `) H$ p4 l: i"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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! U0 m) Q0 t8 M# y7 SThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. $ `) x( X$ R! K% y& S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. & e$ k2 |2 H7 j; K% \* _3 o
  
  O5 G, ~5 L+ l4 `, N% X7 W0 U# h"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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' {5 r. A  m# U; p"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " . h+ k" o" I+ n8 P- w6 B# X- E9 W$ ?$ x
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 3 g( ~( E* z. e4 v1 \
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 a% p7 |$ E  Y+ q( q8 p  I
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 n' y+ p! P8 {
  
' f: I% z( ^: T$ U4 i8 S, }When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
! f! U0 D* D7 m; R7 ^两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 6 l2 J& o4 j; S3 H/ W1 c
  
4 I: v' v- y/ i, R6 c" r( OA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.   l2 Q) C: V9 ?2 |
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 6 Z2 N  K, @/ {% P, g0 R+ o
  
5 u4 i" r; z- t8 ?) y' J: P% BThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 I4 Y5 l4 k1 ?, B  l0 L; a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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