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6 \/ {5 U$ \/ z  E1 R6 [发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. m$ s- F  D9 I9 KOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
" K* l# q2 F( k: R5 |9 K0 Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
  s& W2 E* P6 R& I6 O- \+ D7 B5 \Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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6 n' _* {! B; KThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
# t! d/ h* C: c* R8 t4 K聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
' O7 L  j& e  L' z0 r; F6 K! Q& [2 ?Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 o' r" ~7 ]/ e( I  ~8 C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
9 F3 Q3 q& u% ~. `6 B" b# CLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
: y% I$ ]$ y) n, ^爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
6 N) C7 y8 f9 h$ ?' ^! `8 tChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 u3 `! ?& Z7 U* C0 o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( C# t' b2 y; k8 S( X: R"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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/ j0 |0 h9 K( `& P6 Q) zThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ D5 o( r% H% J4 y$ d' @) q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
3 n0 V. |: s: _$ D( j努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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4 ?3 o- j. }. o, ~6 @God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
& `% l7 z% N9 o, J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1 O9 W5 g5 k& `) v+ m4 }& A两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8 r+ W! f8 A' x3 V! [4 u服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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. ]) V- T' I0 K1 X8 R1 i6 r! yThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。