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朝阳

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6 j) f5 B! B& h* n+ i- z发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ [  x9 m' w# m) r8 b* C每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& h# N0 h' I6 m$ v/ aLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
. J7 A/ ?( R" ^0 Z' Q8 SBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* S4 G: j/ M/ E; d8 n; \0 O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
& A0 G/ J) p# n0 b6 t! EEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 g4 T$ k& {# y9 i" x聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
& h- ]# @) a- G5 d$ Q' I成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
" _7 g' E9 Q9 G& _9 m( R7 k$ O9 w0 F" uNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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: p" Q  {% U" A" E' d. C, O% tChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
' V( d) ~; q% r9 X' O0 d& Q应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
7 X( y2 G' O3 t4 F2 O/ |3 X"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
4 o. A% v+ N+ ?3 E- N1 ]; Z! {工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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' L( p# v; |+ g- ~; V" MWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 N' I- S8 w3 m2 a两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, k; D0 D5 n& y服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。