English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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, L1 ?" Q# W4 y3 z$ [* d- t) v5 {发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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3 y/ F: y! f& V# G- n6 x2 ]Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
% H/ `- G$ E, o- J; x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' ]) o: ~% J. `/ n" b+ N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 d: v: E% C3 A! y4 o聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
/ L+ ~( o, O0 i" x3 H0 HSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, J8 f+ L8 d7 n/ d9 c8 S5 t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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+ J5 q) d7 Q% D0 \5 |5 U  dChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, O, t! ?2 ]5 {) M$ @后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
5 c$ e( K, x4 K2 N8 w"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
2 W$ k, K# L, i# ~- T9 M"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
; R4 @9 T1 d2 s8 f  ]$ B  O% D"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 k7 L7 [/ n1 {$ V工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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  y0 o/ V# v$ j* e6 O* ]. E: GGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( |- j, w: \! y. j  b  D神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" p; R7 W# `) z+ {1 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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) d9 }  B$ @6 d/ KThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。