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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 9 G: P. [8 ]. t6 L1 Y
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  ; _8 {( L. i2 }$ c4 |( d
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; c( t: A/ ]$ }9 E/ i) |* J钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. # C/ S+ }. ]  u1 h6 [  `, [. o
  
, X7 L8 U0 L$ g4 ~+ C+ C) pOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
) N9 E& @& z5 T1 y8 M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 1 C" J5 I, S: u& E+ J0 K
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" z1 b7 p( A7 I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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" t$ x' ~2 _* e9 r1 M8 g/ EBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* r0 [/ x+ W! y2 X! H. Z+ u每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " q4 P3 `/ Z: y- l$ D
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, E/ c7 h9 V6 R8 u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / o# T; ?8 Q; @: x' }* w
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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2 u5 P: Q( H! o+ |, q3 C# f1 D8 |Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. N2 T& S, t/ U" ^* l( \( p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 4 X5 M* d9 U% r/ U0 l8 ]
  
+ K6 m2 t3 U- |' y0 H1 @& pChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 6 D, Z; y) l  ^8 Z
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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) J& T3 I& ~" W& V"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ ?( l4 Z. T$ [" h" w"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 9 N) k+ ^$ k2 D, `& A, z
  
" f3 E, \/ s, {There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 v& @& i1 v0 @- M; ~& ]0 _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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2 u* m2 ^9 w! d1 U/ V$ M7 C"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " - V9 I6 }5 k7 @5 B. x" a
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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# o8 v9 S7 R+ [' C3 Y0 S$ t"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 H5 l( M1 w, U; S9 ]2 N9 n工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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- f3 k0 b- L+ c2 d5 l& JGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 8 ^. l# C9 z, ?8 u
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ! j1 G6 e+ `2 F# L
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! / [  J4 c! U/ u6 u5 G* a) }
  
% x' T% N: s4 ~* H. OA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ; `4 T* C% f' x1 J
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ; N$ h% M. M7 g7 g  q
  
8 k) u$ o9 ]- G1 i$ XThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ! r6 N7 b2 j+ J1 Z; e( y/ }1 s( ~# r( v
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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