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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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: X! a& ~2 K" _, S8 h发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  % j& b' p7 n4 w/ A6 [
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. & \$ x; Z5 G/ {2 o, B& j% ?/ u! {; M: h. E
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, S! Z' {9 v! P* Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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, L5 I. P- P! R7 \0 v1 zLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 M. Q" ]4 W+ S) a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , p% Q' t# X3 f
  
0 f/ V6 \2 v+ y, y: ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 [* c8 d5 o' o, h每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 m$ A( f- F- o& Z5 ]7 G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 0 R. A- v' R4 l9 I
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. / r6 }8 C  S' F# V7 I1 t( G1 V
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 c1 w7 _' W+ C) u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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7 p- H/ U# Z5 ?  p; E  HNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. & ~7 ?: i7 z# e% U
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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% @) W1 w( d: H& G4 y- VLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.   t6 z, T$ b. \) [! z9 L- i
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& a! f2 d' x1 ?0 g3 FChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. % p! ?) v9 K5 y5 I+ ^
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. % z! V" H3 P$ u( o
  
6 B, Z2 K! ?+ N, J4 E2 T. p: C8 X"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ; V7 R$ x2 Q( Q- i) r9 x2 W
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 7 x! e. `* S( Q9 \7 X
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. $ p, b1 G- x/ E% F9 w
  
8 z; p: }* \" N4 D"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ' |, {9 t! b/ r" C1 ?4 T
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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7 J& ?2 X8 f% D2 c4 z"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" `/ ?. @7 I; H3 \2 [工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. . z$ @2 j! \  r1 P; y. K/ c0 O" N
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  L  ~+ A( z4 l7 i! A; |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( d- i; _" c) e* S% cWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
. ^2 Y3 q7 V9 G" g7 d+ Y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
/ @, w1 k6 D: A6 ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
; \/ M5 e' L& @# z4 N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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