English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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1 T. U/ Q' d7 o( F5 w" {0 T& u+ G发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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- M$ D5 u0 Y* D* p! UMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
) y8 U+ P0 a" |0 k5 ~钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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, K, ?! R9 Q7 N/ h# i( x: x/ XLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) e" Z/ M* A* l$ w# u) i" r+ I" G( N, D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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* ~7 ]6 {  Z% T$ ^9 K4 OBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
- `9 L7 G: }. T; H8 iEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- k9 }/ [; T7 [( b再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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: |- r' f* {; y( a7 g6 R7 W, QNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 [4 o' f4 {+ y4 U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. U, K0 L" V1 F. [6 k爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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6 Z( U* W$ j5 e7 b, ^) vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 t1 I1 j' e' F& O% }! K: O7 ^$ ^"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 @' o% o! \4 U9 _4 A# x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 ~( R- a* _  Z+ M努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* R) ]3 ?1 C+ ~工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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2 i# H9 ?" J) g- PGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 c- ~# U1 A# ]6 c* ^9 S神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
# Z/ M3 w5 P4 r  h- P. jWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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9 X6 f& D0 k: g* H9 l  q# NA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* ]$ X1 \7 ~8 Q- z2 O, h  p- n& o" L服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
' ^  p( r0 d/ ]$ W# ]/ D: z5 UThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。