English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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' |: |) F% w& a' I- a9 w7 w2 m5 H  V发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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0 }% `7 p: L1 R5 p" b  I5 ]% `1 BMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& G( r  d& C' H& T# \8 F1 ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
7 F2 |6 U4 r6 o9 R- VOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) T( e) |9 P6 B! E, D5 D要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
! c! [4 ^+ g. T- [$ D1 c4 l6 }Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* y" _: v9 _" h" t* r9 l$ ~; y每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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3 f3 O" z0 ]; n* Q6 r0 FEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% d2 u/ F( x1 V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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9 B$ M3 {9 V2 y* @' L' `8 |% t4 nThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
% f9 t" F9 b# wLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
2 K8 `0 z& i3 f5 I6 z5 |Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
) k" c* y' S6 d5 g$ M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 _- B1 [1 ?5 O  B7 t1 x7 F: b"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
8 ~% [2 H# m% O: ^' m# E5 @0 X! |" Q4 {+ C"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! j  a- E/ J/ B8 N努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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5 W0 W* @) F, |# {3 D"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
$ f+ d6 R$ W6 r) Y! zGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1 q" E) i, a6 I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 ]* w& `( N" Z8 K6 V; S4 [2 s! D学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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