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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * E" T/ h% q9 p3 O$ C7 `3 O5 l
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. * J0 t/ s9 A3 l  N% f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. & F. ~) h% j/ E* `  w
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 2 n- }, I) f  h1 f5 w9 ^: Y+ a7 X
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , o* O9 T  p8 V# |
  
/ `- E5 z' A- s* OBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 e: D" _# O! a3 v' \) K7 [每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 . Z2 f9 E" ]. F' g, B- d
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - ^- z: R" r4 ]" `3 h9 ^' w- P; r
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 0 j, a5 R" W9 D1 V+ C$ v7 e
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 n) v6 X& V7 M! m& b
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). " {5 A6 J9 V+ F+ k
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 r- ~# A1 W: \1 E# B3 {# B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / N" p1 V! b3 w
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( J7 i+ I" ~) R/ G9 L6 c爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. % V0 w- T* X; Z9 ^4 N, }+ v
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
5 k  t8 N; X& Z( l"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 3 J- n" O( J1 g1 Y  B3 f# _+ ?
  
+ u5 r4 p/ Q  \1 g# F) p2 t# aThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 6 {8 h% \4 \8 {4 T' _9 L. D
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. - h# H9 D! a( X& {4 H
  
. u, k7 z* W6 Y/ W* d"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ! v5 _* M7 T$ a
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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+ O8 v5 o1 [9 R"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ \- I+ z4 T+ Z4 G工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * M" A# s3 f( Y# V& _
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# I6 n) k' L3 G8 ?2 j5 W. cWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& {, {1 y  S( s- z' E2 h3 G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! : ?- d- v7 f8 f8 I- v
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + T5 x* n( V, P
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. & }& P( ]4 F2 k1 n
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ! r! h1 ]0 z) I: H+ q* D
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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