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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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# p; e7 o4 `8 c1 [( ^6 KMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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2 p( X) S# t3 ?8 F% b  jBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 B; k: ~4 v* t, g每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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. `+ P% l/ V# n+ y! E8 GEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 [% P& ~3 P- x8 ~, Q) F4 P: m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* O% d% ]5 j4 E0 [/ KThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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& R8 s: m/ a& T, I8 l  CNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
. a/ D0 _" s# ZLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ |: h( O3 v# l& z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
8 \1 l' @" t: m. w  ^+ S  w- C"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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2 G. N/ A: m& A; J5 Z7 _There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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8 q- \$ T/ r" k: C2 ^  W! |"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
  w5 n0 Q% j- U( m努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 k  t) u# w. \1 R9 m神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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/ r6 f+ {" n4 \When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( ?  }' X4 j  ?. Q$ k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。