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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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$ U& ^- O+ ^$ IOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
: K& [' S- _$ u8 f# I9 a" c$ V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  x7 |$ O3 ?/ F: [要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
' c. Z" s  @7 n7 TBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* }9 k: ~4 C, o7 R2 q5 AEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  k) ]# ^, T6 a3 ~2 ~6 u! ]8 }( ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* t2 e0 V, c8 f' q+ ]The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
+ b0 \: L& P# O0 ]$ f. h6 f) G" cNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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) R/ S1 c5 u  p% ["Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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. `9 _7 x% ^% R+ ^There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
$ k" N8 U( {  Q# h4 p5 ^& @"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; o7 u' B# ?# E' R努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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" {4 g% G( c3 Q4 P( m; s1 XGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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% Q! [  g7 L  z+ j& pWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
0 D) g# T3 i* Z& x! I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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; `, i+ j" |8 t4 v) H$ m' R# cA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
3 S- f0 h/ J4 k! n8 f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
: k  n4 z6 _8 E1 X+ gThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。