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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 & w3 O* y! L$ m3 _# ]
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  - V7 l5 _+ _4 h& y2 Z# B3 J: ^
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. % r# u: O" S) M. d
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; O. J( C" v; N6 w1 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. . ?2 E4 m! q2 ~3 z: |( o" y
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
& H8 O( u0 W6 {1 ]- B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - a- |4 N7 O5 S0 R$ b/ G
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! v5 M2 W4 n) W, T5 N) V% _每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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" R  D9 f% ^6 t' T4 cEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. / T/ V# g- {& @4 k
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 6 ^; C  F; O1 i
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 0 @# ?/ D9 n! f
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 5 Z, D5 @& @3 P# L" Q, E; h; q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).   I5 r# u# f* W& ]; x8 U, ^3 k0 ^8 c
  
" t2 W( {) m9 v' WNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) t% P! F. @6 F, z8 |0 S
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. + S, m9 z4 M8 W5 H5 @
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 }5 [) ~# W2 j- V1 F3 C. T: q爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 5 a! Q0 x2 |) K+ Q! Q
  
3 E  W  @# Q  d. |3 z! y9 [. WChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 ?0 |8 ^0 k8 ?7 }1 p' ^" S后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 2 h# x% S( f5 P( M6 U
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ! E1 Q) u; J* J9 G
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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1 t$ ?7 E. g* T2 B+ O+ M% hThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 3 H9 a" O; X" b1 _+ e5 |+ m' f
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 B; T; }' `; w$ L3 P努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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& b/ [' C( m% X' \; `8 [4 @"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; O5 h! C  Y& F3 Q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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5 p- C6 [8 P: t- X5 W+ nGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ d( M% o8 p, v, h( T+ Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ' R8 l: P/ \, x
  
8 H) o$ h  P; m* I' r! [& SWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! 7 q* O& ^4 R/ F% S2 U" Z
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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2 w1 a: \% J6 I# l4 L- wA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) q9 [1 }$ ?/ E6 ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 6 v# d0 `2 {$ a  A
  
# c6 Q: b8 y; {3 n  mThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! v( y+ H$ G/ ?学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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