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朝阳

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# ]6 s/ _8 t/ n发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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0 X0 X( U! k1 f6 S" Z, IMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
% D% w7 Q1 I* l7 |9 W! `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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/ U  k3 n; G5 q: K% r$ n4 |6 u$ ?One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
1 M4 O, j2 N5 `3 BLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# I& V% n( U2 w( ~# ^4 `. S" c/ L要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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. {5 S; O6 H* O8 \Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
* Q; l3 Y3 Y9 \1 vSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. G; n( d8 [! X) u* M成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
$ X5 X! @! \/ v; ]* H3 UNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ k8 h, \! a- V7 oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" {7 e) U' J( p' d7 p爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: `) q/ B: q5 V5 k1 {- Q"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
) a7 L7 J8 r) d5 FThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: W, e. E$ u% f; h. u应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/ N4 O. }# K# f7 w2 L' ^* ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- H/ G9 i$ A1 N/ A& Z* f工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# L7 {2 ]/ c0 ~" k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
. |% j- f6 }- A& w) M9 k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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