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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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: A" T% b0 L; n3 G发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. % V9 k* B' z$ M! ?
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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* w( b# R/ q( rOne should love animals. They are so tasty. 8 I  y) w/ G) o  V1 R& @& i" Z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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5 T& i; {$ B4 T$ aLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( O* l2 n$ r' ^& c3 d要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 C" i3 K: ?) v) |
  
' K: w* e9 A  T+ D1 p8 W( ?0 I, eBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 2 ^: u6 ~! x) c! z: e% _' v
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; ?3 I9 I% T2 Z2 [
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. / b, n5 s8 ~- @) _/ o( m, R
  
% q* D& q# X) P! [The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 g: j: h' W, d# r; ?! g' ^- \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 g. G7 ~% O, Q) e
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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3 ]2 \& h9 o- V9 X8 _! e+ iNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. * j' l( _& o& n6 m- o
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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) x9 L* d- O* \1 SLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 5 _2 P- U4 i$ R' s0 q$ V2 p- z; |1 p
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ' F" v' J8 O3 P8 Z1 {. K
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 O6 B/ u$ V5 S4 E5 Q后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. & _' t5 ?, U* ]. K" R
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
' q$ r/ j  M  J1 V  v"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 3 a; o) L/ B3 {# x$ i
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8 s1 b8 C% X% G3 w2 b$ J6 u& p+ A7 S
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.   G) u! M  w1 z2 p0 I
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
9 x4 Q: P& N( r/ _5 e  A努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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! S5 P7 W, H4 D9 p7 H$ H"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 3 b, ?# j; p6 A7 |; @# D% V/ v
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ' Q0 q0 u: y5 ?+ d( N6 y5 R
  
/ G1 f! h; s; ^5 H, KGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. / D/ }" O9 h0 f0 I% i
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 . H/ i. p9 l6 i$ S! W* O6 y1 f
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 0 b* ?- r% j7 C& m0 b
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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# w8 K# d: o3 V5 ^A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ R& V4 t( G, G2 K2 ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
5 H( `! ~' e5 S) }, @# F$ R! s学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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