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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 2 H: n) V% B' z. @
& V* h# R) r( e7 N* [. m发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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$ a* q6 O6 z. c: P {Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ) J6 s: |" t, s7 W+ H
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' K Y9 h T: C0 J7 T& X
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ! [: x( R6 l6 e
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. + A+ X8 K$ ]( i
6 r0 I% F" B; JLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ G3 [1 P, B3 r要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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8 i N$ f8 K% @4 f& N$ ZBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. & M o3 C! }2 u/ ]2 S. q! E
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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L3 g5 W- [, `: ?: PEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
+ `: M' }9 T9 ?- z* e0 P' a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ) U. D* \: E' a/ i2 \$ A! f3 N6 x. }
& X2 g% ?) { Y7 K3 L) N& mThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # m- x! B. D% ~4 {; S
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 E9 Y6 |9 u% M2 n* l+ G2 C
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - U& [" h" Q" t p. B; H
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 8 K5 f3 `* }+ {, w! ~
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % X2 _+ B7 i4 Z% e+ i* j( [
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. * V! E1 J. l8 {- g' q
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 5 v* R: u D+ m7 w c
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 6 @ f, w8 C5 a: Y
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. + i, ]1 s, B7 ]
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 F' z9 J* E H8 y"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 8 m$ K, \4 M4 B& O6 D" [
( d6 L6 }+ S7 P6 c1 cThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 7 [* ] N4 @/ l& p& ~' w, ]
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. . `/ C1 h5 v9 u
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" J; {( q, v5 E$ k8 C努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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l2 D( o- m: Q# p8 q) M# @5 q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 2 {9 E% E2 ]6 R. ?) d! M! Z* I
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
3 e' T# o4 p. Y$ ?神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 9 O! a$ w1 a, c! `
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
$ ?; _7 P' s9 c! L( {两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 }; g1 h) u: g3 O* G0 m; j2 Y
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ' w/ v( V, d$ w
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 6 b2 m2 O9 F/ ?5 w7 V
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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