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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

3 X2 m5 J1 y  ]6 ]: D  ?+ SMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
% _# ~! k: K0 k3 u! `% dOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 b! L3 K# B$ l9 d* p( |0 V. m每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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- [5 T: v# w3 L: `5 RBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 m$ \# E/ H. E2 O1 e每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
; O! x/ D2 A- p+ cThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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; v6 H; j8 y  }: P% j4 [: i% JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  r1 E" @1 }/ Z* ?8 i成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
0 M1 W; l, {/ q) N: y: t4 TNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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1 |! L5 D# M+ n/ w% w9 NChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
6 e: w# v2 q" ^, D5 p"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) f; H5 F2 Q( a! l5 X"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 D3 S+ {4 Y5 G+ c努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
. T6 K7 ?: b; e6 I  k工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
. P. h& y" b( d1 ~3 W+ yGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$ Q, `/ X6 R" q5 R) [- C9 X. {学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。