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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 * ?+ u; t! B, R) l6 I9 T+ @- s( K
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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. B( [+ L3 x+ l. qMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. l4 {6 I, R* Q. H+ m1 o$ b, t# L
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( L% g' ^8 S- {1 @; h5 l每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ' D' f: z y3 p0 G" w6 W
6 f& I& C* G; K3 a4 Q3 YLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
: t! p5 f; W: K' r+ `要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - E0 Q8 E' i6 L7 C- X! ?. @5 S
1 w, ?2 @# |6 T1 w: n1 R4 PBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " w; Q) U( J0 N" }! c# s- u4 B
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 j6 L) L& w0 ?* L
) K+ `8 l. `! ~( N1 rEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 B! k* w9 ~0 |/ n再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. T/ v& T0 e* J& R
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2 {9 i; Q. d8 S5 G; q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * I s6 u, u2 ^7 i/ N# B
; R$ s3 E) s( `Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 H5 Y" [: z# k; u/ o5 f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). * L, C: h; B$ A- g9 _
4 T8 C' b) D9 U4 k2 ]8 D9 hNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
" }" H: i" `" g e: v% |' i! X不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. `% U# T! m7 Q
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& A7 [: H l" w( f6 d! J9 x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. - x# m, D/ v0 c9 N) n
) H$ m! j7 \) T0 s3 |Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ) A) I/ d; `! }) P
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. " E7 P" U' g, x0 u. O
/ Z/ f8 {* z6 Y: L( Q& |"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) M1 a% M" a0 W* O; r; Q4 p"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. % F. L2 h8 h" O4 S" o4 H
7 u$ Z& [8 ?% ?' H7 tThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8 [, m* t$ [" B
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! I d+ u& u6 X6 O努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 3 B6 w8 L: ~" i/ G- @
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ' d; W5 V1 U$ a$ ]( j+ L0 U4 k
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. - V) N( }8 H3 ?8 u- A
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5 P3 L4 B" C! `4 I4 B$ @1 O两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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: o' C- G M( k- a9 p2 ~& K9 RA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
# G* D% M3 n8 V: S2 }2 g. e) V服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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$ C% s0 v6 X& W' k% _The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ! x/ V& ?: b0 X" N# X8 t: L7 A
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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