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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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- |6 W8 ?+ r- U发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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. y: B) `" _2 f* G: G' n+ S+ S, wMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
- O5 h6 }4 j( n: W钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 8 _; B+ T3 `! t2 Z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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" ~0 y* V- F5 b8 LLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 S! A' C% P; F6 j* t要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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* I3 x9 J& N- I2 tBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5 c* x/ E/ g5 s- J* @) y; k6 U- X6 P每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , i3 K0 E( d/ G( ?! }
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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4 g: H! ]6 v, h! z. K! I. T/ iSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* }9 z$ W( E0 B+ V' j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 3 A" t. [1 ^0 Y' P/ W+ `/ O
  
8 f$ u! n8 F- f4 v) oNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
. s5 ]1 `! X6 X; }/ I- U不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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: L/ i; l& r* ^1 w' v4 u6 VLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# m- D: _. }1 `$ {0 p% o& f& z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. $ S0 C" l! M4 \
  
8 S. w9 Z- ]  c+ m% ?) p/ wChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- T2 l$ @9 i0 h! x' I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) T7 h# P2 B7 Q0 q# w: _"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.   y3 n* m8 z7 s4 b% [4 V
  
- M+ ~& M4 [# ]There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. - v0 Q) A  g& `0 y/ F
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ( L" ^. q1 d7 K2 x1 g/ H( r# M; d
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. + |6 o1 Y! E$ G# t2 o
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " + z* d; T, y3 g: ~# {
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * M. [5 e5 c9 V9 q$ X2 e+ O0 g
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! $ L0 d# b1 p( O7 ~  x% Z8 Q
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 O& J  D9 {; K1 |! u4 f  z* G
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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( ?" d. Y6 |: F8 L1 |! uThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. - }0 {- U* Y  F3 I. J( R; D
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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