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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

% c; W- C( {% S$ P  F' {! t发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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! b5 _8 l4 _0 ^7 TMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
" ]; V, z1 s8 t4 O* ?( ]% GOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 ?9 _) m0 b, a* ]; x8 M" \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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' F( c: Z  c9 f) FLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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, a( `- j+ q( Y, BThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 E; U' G3 O# C) ?0 V4 p9 x) ]% D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 E3 M. d( r  P" s: ]  oSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. ^1 I2 }( x" O$ b" G- p; f成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 A, Z6 F  g9 R2 g% P0 lLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( g# ~6 P/ K! a" {: G: u+ R# ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
$ I0 Z0 C) r2 M8 ^5 }! g3 m7 z"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
5 y/ {2 K# I6 o- j- N9 \There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
6 w2 v0 O# f: X# X1 Q. @应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
+ e5 N# l9 I7 M% R+ T& t: N"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 {7 P7 |; I$ }2 b工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
7 [2 A! x0 l1 U% Z, AGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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; _7 ~! {# f, t* Q: h3 I5 t# H( ?A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 W) o4 J: z4 ?7 ]9 f: ]- wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! s6 {) |7 l% R3 c9 B学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。