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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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5 U4 M6 B$ `& B0 z9 [; K+ y发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; y$ A: _4 k% g; ?/ e钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.   e& ^- @# `% h7 }, O
  
5 Y" o6 f( U6 q- S- S4 ?One should love animals. They are so tasty. : p' |2 Z* P2 G; P4 t" z+ Y: ]
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. / Q7 N% u( Y- U/ i/ U5 V
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. & z; U# ~! }5 A0 J
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- B8 J8 e2 ^, t0 V# L8 M4 e2 n. ]$ I每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : Y$ v2 J% f& z" W7 S: g# D
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 q$ k+ v. b5 @0 j' B! E6 n" N' j+ ZThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; z: r  b1 p; f6 T/ R6 H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 9 Y! o! E, ]7 \5 M& r
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 |/ }! v3 f& P( |9 U
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 0 V3 C+ h, G' q. v
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! ^3 K. H/ d! ?* @# Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 s0 n% A5 D+ Y$ ^/ V
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. & E( S9 ]% t/ w3 o5 r! X
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ' r" ?* |1 p. g$ S3 K0 `- Q9 h
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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3 T+ _7 G" s3 o0 s" d8 {; t$ Y/ OThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
% c9 c( M4 g- R  B& C+ \+ ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 4 h0 F6 x9 s: ]; M7 G: O8 u
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
/ M, P/ r  i5 P8 V工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 9 Y5 T) }% }$ T0 R
  
- n( [5 u4 {2 t. P, RGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" T8 m6 e4 \& m5 P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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" Z/ X* ~2 N* y+ {- _7 ~When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: H; e( ?& B+ O% F两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 _- g! i: X7 q( v5 [" q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 6 ~+ g4 Y$ \3 p8 }! ]  |% \
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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