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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
$ w# ]$ v' Y4 I  eLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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! |1 M$ H' r/ I9 ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
$ n$ V* {- U2 V; K$ AEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* q* q) B# a- j9 D5 i- w, pThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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" ]+ W, z+ Y6 b* I& P1 R0 ?Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  m5 j$ u# p1 X0 v成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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+ o; L: w4 {- ^! oNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% f* S) Z3 }; ]8 J不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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# ?8 \7 ~$ [/ e1 T" y7 x' \+ S5 DChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* S% k' B+ b/ A( f. W后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
1 ~+ ]5 e" R4 i- s* yThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
; G. y; l: y- S9 O6 @# m9 A"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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& e% k. k; A8 \' N1 L; {( P& @# IGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% o+ w3 u, w) Z0 r: |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
7 ~- K9 m( [9 I# ?' qThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。