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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 m2 w% k7 @* s& D5 a+ \! n1 q3 BOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
" {- A# m; x+ `- l. BLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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- p# e- P" {( y7 M( `Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
' w- ~. W! _8 G. E& B( @# o# t每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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  Q2 h! N4 y0 n( J+ L! {8 xEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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9 K" u6 F$ e+ c3 L6 P. P6 Y6 h- uNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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" F/ y, s9 b+ u% }& _* B* RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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6 z$ |9 ]# @. o$ S"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
# q/ `. K: V$ R# c' ^( L! ~( |3 x& J3 F"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  {1 f8 L) M6 x2 ^1 J3 \' g, u6 T应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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9 R7 E) ?2 v: L: ?"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ i. g3 f1 v  ]1 F努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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$ A* A: m  O- `1 p6 w! t9 ^) nGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' I/ n7 o$ s: H3 hThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。