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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

+ c4 \$ ]9 |6 {7 @5 q( u' Q4 _发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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- ]& Z8 a9 _$ R1 Y. n- C0 p2 vLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% W9 G  L2 o0 Y0 l8 [( e% u7 J; h每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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  u5 t3 u! m* A5 \, I; T' }3 qEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
+ h' K3 P: [& h$ Y: m# Q- \) sThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! I& Y6 E2 @: \2 ^9 u( ^聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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% ~3 @) |2 i8 O$ E% R6 h+ \Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 l3 ]/ z, ^% q/ U成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
; M' x$ L7 T, p  s& t7 A6 PNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% u6 C" ~+ J9 i* N, \) j4 q0 I不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% v  d0 A( t5 @8 c9 ]1 M努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
% O4 a7 u# z3 \+ Y$ S! F"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
8 L& N/ Q6 h) t, C- l, r& R神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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- w- k0 e. s" q6 N: d' h# wWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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; [' m4 _% j& s$ _2 FA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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! r6 e3 m& h6 q- G" c+ c+ \2 O7 l3 OThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。