English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

1 R6 u/ H& I& w8 H+ j/ GMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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- H2 B0 A9 k! F4 f8 ^) G( r# ]* Z$ FOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
* S. H/ V5 j3 v1 K9 C: q% o9 QBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; _- l8 H$ b  v9 Z2 C; x& e8 T# N8 b每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 Y, s3 C1 W% q. ^/ dThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
3 k9 ^3 X9 S. v+ X' F' C7 P# @Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. U1 l) ?* T+ g$ k% N, B成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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$ s: f6 J9 v0 ?Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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2 X0 W# I( L- X6 n6 B, Q: k8 t' GChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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  t! b+ T2 Q2 |4 {- u) a. T  G"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
, Z6 n. U' {5 q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
+ r7 b% M1 \; P+ z$ j( ?# g工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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2 ?$ i7 H* _8 I# KA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。