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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 . n0 E; m4 b0 n8 k) |% K2 _. I
- f$ |9 x) F$ a, J+ n4 M发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语
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) ? w# u; R" A' ~; SMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& m6 Q( i+ C! _0 A, n% T钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( D2 {6 Q0 z& m* s每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 3 \5 `6 ^6 s# ~
4 w$ ^0 A; v; G7 p+ Y( ]* j' ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. # U% o4 G2 O6 {5 H$ Y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 x. O, {' } k3 Z/ o1 r- t1 z
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 0 ]5 g& C+ a) X- M I6 U3 W; S
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 {7 E5 J/ _$ b9 }3 X
. H) F! ^6 J# D, O* cEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - L$ f Y0 L2 g: ^8 R6 k
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. : U7 v. o. B$ U
8 ~% _+ E$ z d# P: {" cThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
/ E* v+ i$ e5 V( n! R# Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. . O+ b8 {1 _; N7 S0 t
# I3 r" M) K) _* Z! c9 R3 |Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
' B# H6 S C1 ^5 x! v1 y+ h: {% `成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: l' z, x9 _" s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 5 `9 c6 r" H4 d$ @9 N( c: ]3 e
& ^/ D; @: B! z: X8 RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 O) X7 a3 s4 k h; }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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: C$ o0 T B. m1 CChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" U% X5 q0 U0 t- ]% G后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. $ q* }% m- D! ^- t: f
9 y! q! c4 q ~3 j: f1 y$ \. N"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ( X3 B R% e( Y3 s- ]2 c7 z) _
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 9 |* V' `7 h! e# e# \
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. b; M( h ^& f3 k. @8 h! V" u
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ' w1 v8 z1 C6 P0 C) k$ {/ W) J0 j
( H# A: t8 t: `. c, W+ g"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 1 t8 Y* S Y- W( I6 A& f5 M8 k
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. h1 w, t9 Q, \1 c: K) @2 S
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 r1 p6 e1 p) `( {' i4 {* N工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ; v" F" g( F) H/ w3 E
. i+ H5 c# t0 M, C6 F* D# iGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ i2 J0 ^! V; n% F) |7 n神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 X! m& U- v9 A5 V* {# NWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
# N% p) {7 @0 t! @) H两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 3 a; K5 b6 l/ Q) k9 X' E
( R3 c3 q* E$ Y1 WA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. $ p Y* `) j: G
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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( ?) `) I- K$ JThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! H2 S/ i% E F学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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