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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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8 D$ g- g, ]) ~+ N发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.   y7 u( e; Q, {3 `, x8 h7 N1 {, M
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 P6 F* n, k% s9 a# ~9 l# [Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 e; a2 f* \2 {( O7 w! y0 m$ }% K要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 C6 b, w; h0 f1 c
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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8 Z3 a. [4 a# i8 @4 B, _3 W. J8 t0 bEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 0 y- I! G$ P& S5 p2 d, [4 o
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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. b2 l2 i" A  V2 a# mThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 3 x# l! L  ~! G9 ]$ x1 ]
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. + u9 C  m1 x( H# E+ |0 u
  
$ A1 X) m. y/ ?( |( [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ w! z3 V% i4 D7 \$ T9 H; o; K成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " {" t' P( B# x( U/ n
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : D9 n4 D% j4 m; {3 T
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
! v, m# b6 h9 d1 _"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. & x1 l9 B5 T, J; E+ d. T; C8 @
  
# ~0 G) r  l+ w  k  `! aThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. , ~0 q& X! O+ h  U) k7 d8 o
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ' Q" e( `0 v* }1 ]6 w$ w7 m
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
0 |8 Y; C) J, _努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 7 R8 [$ l% O* y- X
  
7 s6 C. E0 z8 e, h2 d"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* i$ c  `' P  g3 C3 g工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 k; h1 }9 b$ K& B神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ y4 C) C. |) xWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
% o0 s+ q0 y% i* Q; Y  V两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! - S4 q# l2 w& U6 p0 E
  
* e, r8 F6 i/ s$ N( O7 |A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 _  i8 y: T8 X0 [. w服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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3 U' _  L/ X- j% _The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
* ~8 M% z$ e7 T学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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