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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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# L  y, w5 X' ]# w, G( T发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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/ c3 V$ B5 V& v) Z+ e- F) YOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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* x- V+ C% R* M. P4 HBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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( V( h, v6 L0 Z2 d3 Q9 q/ GSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
* |$ C- G, k& Q) z8 INever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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# k0 w3 \/ a) X' ~! W9 o"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; p& x9 F! b% W0 e2 t( V' A"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
6 U, i7 E. Y5 n- e5 CThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
2 m" M: x' r$ c* |工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
& m# x; N2 N  G$ U. J' NGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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. I" k; @, V. u8 y) N) D4 L1 U/ VWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。