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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 5 U( L6 u3 ?8 i, B: w# K
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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+ v1 P7 a; @3 M8 A/ Z2 f0 R, YMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ; ?* B) K8 U/ k+ B0 u% |
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.   ]) x7 Y9 C+ g6 L
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 6 W3 H% K5 }5 A8 T' S
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 H& m! c! a- |4 ?# I7 s; ]/ PLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
9 S$ D& \- E$ N2 r7 W7 ~& L, S要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 {, y9 o' T  w% K( U7 aBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 y8 B! h8 S/ a* D- Z/ m1 U2 i
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 6 G+ h+ ?/ S) s* j0 h' G' b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. . W4 F: w2 U# Q6 u7 H. \
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. - ~9 h$ o9 ]4 ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 b# q2 A1 X5 V) P5 ~; w成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
" k1 [9 x4 y6 z0 x1 }1 d0 }不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 ~. v6 ?* Y/ VLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ' J9 i& O" U+ c1 Z5 V& J
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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+ z- L7 d  e8 \Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* l& N- a: d$ ?+ I; j后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. , F5 M$ {# O. T1 _) j* j
  
. I) m" @4 Z4 U# B"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ! b! d5 R. |3 N
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; q9 H( f5 t5 S$ \5 x; c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ! C9 |2 k! ?; l- M- {8 w
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
: n0 \, x/ \6 L2 N1 y6 b8 z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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+ M0 _4 Z' X& j) @3 Q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ' |% ]3 J! ?) t1 J- D% Z; y
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. $ L& X, ~) I6 P1 C6 q, c+ v6 c( n. g
  
) ~% H! ~, x% O5 pGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 N# s3 e# L: K6 p9 I# X7 P神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ H! f1 A9 w: AWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
9 W4 _' i$ s  B+ v5 }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 a  c' @$ b+ J5 ^7 X
  
' C/ l* `7 j' P) g9 f# C# g. _9 uA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ' S6 e6 |2 s# s0 c
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ! {" Q" {+ G9 T9 {/ j3 {
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. # y6 S" |# [) n8 V
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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