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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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/ [# s# O; `; s2 _Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 J! G. N" o; n  q" B要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& y" W* i  o+ }7 N# Z& wThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) b% @# e; G' n: c2 U/ u# z聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2 J4 H, {& B9 y8 Y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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/ A7 J! o' Z4 LChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
8 y* h$ ^" z( a9 l- m& w" L"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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3 f: L' ~/ {  v- n. A3 X6 W" nThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* I( h) R* ~, R7 [( u% O( n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, s7 b& ~  {2 |& g2 Y( }9 ]When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% ~- I; u$ {; p3 L8 e$ E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。