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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 2 O3 d& v- e. o$ Y/ \
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语    P& Z6 q. a# Z: x' H
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. & x$ \4 G4 ~' p  [! r6 E
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) Q8 H! _2 W: w1 d' x2 ~( k0 A- p
  
" R1 c) Y0 r; _% D/ C7 X, eOne should love animals. They are so tasty. & H  s  A8 ~  V2 [; A3 E
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 3 x( M: s8 T$ G
  
+ T/ F5 n8 Z  y( xLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ) a* L7 J* z& C! J! h& h7 s7 {) _
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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$ p9 C/ m5 V* SBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 w' P4 d$ U, _每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 f9 ]6 w: v/ Q5 d4 x; h5 O- Y# u
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 1 A6 B; w( F* m2 m
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* K! l1 i& W0 f+ r1 Z+ c& r成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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- o. W3 o# j2 sNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. . _1 k4 r7 q7 s7 a# S
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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" i: M6 P# z* V  R9 YLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 8 J, n% e" E+ @1 `
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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; @1 F, G! H* Z' n0 }6 bChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
4 ~- K+ @& ^9 P' h1 t- M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) A  ^' I: s1 ]% K1 {3 X9 A' K9 T6 y"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. + b* `, H. d$ W. S" t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 2 y$ P1 W! g' ~2 \& C2 ]
  
( `1 k) ~: E/ J6 U"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
4 y- J. j# u. s* M努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. & N  e/ F- T9 R+ P# s9 X' V- p, T
  
* Y) n- N/ V; i% H9 t! s8 ~* t  E"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' [1 |  o0 U; c! f8 |6 Z3 Q2 @4 s% u工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. * |: A4 a+ q$ }: E
  
  a4 \: e, I% q2 _5 z6 qGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' x) K$ n, U0 Q0 v. k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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) O* e) P6 u7 D! j/ _7 LWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
. I# w1 B4 ~- y两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 A* T; w- K, wA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) N; y: t. I, E" k1 V7 f服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. , D3 s) L) q& G7 o, ^# a1 d* V
  
% [) O( d* I0 m. h$ [) x7 UThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 5 H+ Q6 @; ?5 l7 ?7 i! n$ W, O
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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