English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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: X! a& ~2 K" _, S8 h发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, S! Z' {9 v! P* Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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, L5 I. P- P! R7 \0 v1 zLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 M. Q" ]4 W+ S) a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
0 f/ V6 \2 v+ y, y: ]Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 [* c8 d5 o' o, h每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 c1 w7 _' W+ C) u成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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7 p- H/ U# Z5 ?  p; E  HNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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% @) W1 w( d: H& G4 y- VLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& a! f2 d' x1 ?0 g3 FChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
6 B, Z2 K! ?+ N, J4 E2 T. p: C8 X"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
8 z; p: }* \" N4 D"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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7 J& ?2 X8 f% D2 c4 z"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" `/ ?. @7 I; H3 \2 [工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  L  ~+ A( z4 l7 i! A; |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( d- i; _" c) e* S% cWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。