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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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% [4 x  Y+ T+ W/ nMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
. O* `3 k& {2 f钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
- O9 }/ Z+ V/ A5 gOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
* @- N3 l1 W1 {- I$ \! T3 a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
; W; f7 ^  Q/ D7 h/ }' R. H/ iBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ E+ l, \) V' u! [. J6 ?. b5 X/ J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 a" g; I' w3 t9 B$ \. u; c成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
5 u3 b7 R3 D3 R/ UNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
9 t: [% N7 f5 H+ P( FLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. J' l& d2 Z  S  |( G爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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1 U# V( X6 N5 O' C* F# PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
/ p" N$ _2 L9 l/ E9 p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 i' U+ U+ v* z$ }8 U0 k"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
& G" n1 H1 X# U" c) r5 B"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
  P1 y4 m9 @1 T0 \' q两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
1 a' p' k. \" h1 f  ?A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ z$ Q7 \, G2 o- b0 L5 G服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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1 ?2 ~6 b& U+ mThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。