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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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4 F2 B( U( a8 H  FMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& ~9 A9 l+ ]/ x. x钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
3 q! U- ^( b. `One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: [" t1 q' R, l( P/ H' F% V每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5 U1 b" z0 u4 d每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 J# S: a2 D( C/ R% _' I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
, k5 W; {: A4 ~# B: V9 G3 s聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
& b# G( g0 f& [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 R3 `, E2 `# q成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 F! ]5 g+ G; @% ~2 o不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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" D; b+ [. H& ~" L- MThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
% {7 V! }# O0 l( j# X工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 a$ @" g2 g3 v: k神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
4 I, r5 X* D0 W" r& i( N- O& ~2 ^1 @When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+ I$ }3 Q9 o3 M+ H: K* O) @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
) x5 W' e2 w' N& n: fA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 h$ k& Z( e( V8 S& P9 F" k8 s+ g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。