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朝阳

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! B2 @! s' \6 h% [发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

( g3 S+ @1 F6 z) d) H" A  yMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
6 t% L7 V9 U2 P4 Q0 A- b5 Z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/ j3 ?! f7 g6 G2 G, b9 R  m& ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
6 d+ \: h, X8 CEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 A& {4 Z6 B! h  A( i; H* S" B成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! n9 w. e7 e. t! c不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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2 {; L' b8 t* @; T3 D) u; Y5 XLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% Q* s- u. t4 [$ W"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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* v, T. J3 f: jThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( G' v/ C4 L' M& x努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
% x7 S7 |# k1 v" W$ C8 y+ I工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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1 ?' J8 y7 J  yGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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) M, [1 D8 Z) c4 N/ Y# G1 ?  e& IWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
% ?3 ~/ D$ k; n# n两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
9 d. A1 q, ?+ P! M; MA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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9 R9 w9 h6 r! T3 j1 x" q* U4 C( E9 GThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3 N# @# ]# E& m. \* v) E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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