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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 6 J* ?/ g6 N$ Q1 a3 E- y
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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% Y! C$ n- L1 g- s! r' C) pMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ' L- X% |0 n8 ^% W
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. . s: Z5 F! w( K) q0 D" [+ ?3 z6 [
  
. D$ i% n) y, [5 e, y9 R$ z! uOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 J$ F) q: o. ]8 R, G每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. - [& s  ?  F3 \0 u# @# S5 n! U
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.   B( ^* S! ?' w  U+ S; E
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 $ L9 A$ ?4 n' p0 N6 r+ J% I2 h
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) p1 [$ d( S3 a
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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1 e. z9 d( W4 WThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 x9 k! u* h6 \  J聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. + X% F9 J  ]+ W! v
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2 u: j3 y: s1 [4 w8 s+ z成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " z1 g: |5 U$ F! C! V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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( y9 o' I. Q' |6 }% J0 T& nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 V6 y1 Y2 u9 z/ s3 ]' J- {3 o爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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* c) |  X9 p0 |2 ~% d6 OChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
/ q7 @. O0 R, u- W3 r: C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. & g9 i: K) Y0 n( @$ z& h5 {7 w# Y
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. H) K( u6 {$ [) b8 p- m& M. c"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 7 G- a6 g+ }& x/ Q
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " % G5 Y! [; H; j6 @7 |
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 0 J9 c' i: r1 C' a! i
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 5 H1 q4 j, J  @
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 6 u" H5 e6 N, i) R
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 r* Z7 N+ w# s
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 0 u8 q& E( r* x& T* s& \
  
  Y! ^: V. h  s) |When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1 p& C. m+ H! t+ d; x8 x5 K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ ]. }! ^: ^5 ?6 z" hA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 Y' L8 E2 q$ \  U7 b/ s1 [服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. % [9 ^+ ]. S/ f
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 1 c2 z# C3 N1 \& v, S4 f
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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