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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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! G4 T* r+ f& S) a发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  9 N. w6 H3 B* {8 W- n
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$ _+ O- v, U8 u0 e5 z' }/ B; i9 F  eMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( w* W1 j. z5 O1 N* @- G
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. * O% {& Z, }! ]/ x, o* l$ V1 c
  
6 C* E" l/ M9 ?$ E6 lOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 I  R7 E# L; Q& e& A0 h/ i/ D6 J每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 2 P  }6 L* S2 ~  i2 G+ c
  
; F" F8 U1 ]/ b; h* i% h: JLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. & r2 o9 G5 \5 u
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 4 n' s/ D% f, Z
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$ h: g: m9 r$ S- B$ n$ X0 `每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 . g) I: _  p3 G6 t
  
$ C( P! Z  S' N' z. _* \7 b+ S+ |Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
* \1 Q! P* D. [# X9 ?7 r1 G再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. + z& {; U  q0 w& \" A
  
" o9 L6 w% Y7 ?% n9 c  B/ s7 d- I8 UThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % \! O& t6 l, i( S& P7 b
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 A1 ?: Q; T3 ^: N. L
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). # J( o, [1 [$ w3 g& X, F
  
# n8 M( C) h% c1 NNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # K( ~. x) B: O/ \' L' V/ v
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. $ O2 G' n3 X" y5 a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. , L. j+ H/ r" a+ Y4 j" H
  
6 x  K$ f) K" e7 K2 ^Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 4 P# b. J* d& T7 R, i6 f/ w8 n
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ( r, C4 g; @7 y5 ^/ d2 P) l
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& B# ]; p3 k* P9 x"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( g5 D# b8 O9 P) ]3 P& XThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 6 }  _5 I" a+ \
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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6 t" I. |8 X/ o8 R' O# t"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ) p% f. O5 y# n7 U# J  t( J+ a/ [
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
. v* B2 W$ z7 E( l% K" C6 H工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 6 x3 M1 z) ?+ f9 a, f
  
( l5 j$ a) y( l* rGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. # b. k. B3 D( |( J
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 / m7 ]3 z1 V' s9 w( m( _  k
  
3 ?: l& \- l' ]5 Y3 ?, EWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
- |6 i7 C+ X( c. G6 Z两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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% |7 X( y7 x% Y  w( tA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; o" g  ~" A- ]服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. - V4 i% q3 U5 K! i2 p+ S8 Z, s
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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