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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  8 |/ ]! V+ v9 W* e* c9 }3 d/ a4 ^4 O
  
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2 u! C4 B: K3 d& F1 N) wMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7 ]" p8 ?  {9 H& ]8 T
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: o$ X3 c* D. ^4 N9 c$ U5 G每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. / \! W% h9 G5 q) }- W3 y" e, N$ f7 P
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ {& V) e7 |& ~1 R$ B# ~
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 % O: J, R  E- R4 q9 L* [3 [  p! \
  
) T" ~& h" [4 G; q# m, yEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! K) j& B- r$ R4 t4 l
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8 h* }& r" f$ y" J3 j聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.   b/ v0 e- \( E3 q& B
  
: E6 u) ]# E( l) P% g  M* wSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 2 U, A0 H' Y+ @* `! o
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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" T( ^# m! w6 w( P3 g- G0 DNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. , f! t) g, s; p$ |# ^0 N! g
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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3 r: w. U: p$ u2 t. QLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 9 W( d1 M: J8 h. q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. $ D8 g' m2 ^3 |/ s
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ! V- B0 j  B3 p/ r
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 2 s1 R9 o; j. b7 i# b; ?
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
: H* F3 ?; q4 z" L"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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9 y/ J# E: ?/ U$ w+ uThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* B! @' B! v; n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ) L, V* @5 N' n, T
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " $ E/ W8 Y: ~0 f0 K
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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& I# L7 f7 j- a"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 6 i+ I# l2 C) s& [1 ]3 `
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. : D9 G" g: R5 M
  
+ {3 r4 Z/ b5 O. M* |: f' C, |God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' f3 f" w! E0 v0 _( p: i神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 . {2 {, {8 y! F5 ^3 i" Q3 z
  
+ i# c" q5 p- n5 iWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
. y$ q; x7 t- W8 Z. |/ o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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5 z9 A9 R1 [' h4 g' M  X3 sA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" U) n! ^2 Z" A: R服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 6 T' G* i1 O8 K( Z: K7 q/ p( Q9 v
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$ E: n) M( x+ p$ ^, D/ F" e学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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