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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

9 a1 i7 r6 ~% O, ?发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
5 _8 G& B3 y8 y  H5 A! e钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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- `* V+ w1 y- {: }: ?Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 Z+ G; K" x6 Q: N' \$ T5 |. lBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
; c5 L$ u/ p% ]% E4 {/ l每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 P0 o$ p! X/ c* |: Y" ^" K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
) H" ^, b& X: d& T5 m; e! V+ u& t; Y2 b3 cThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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4 K" E* n- @" n$ f) RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 @' q, H/ a0 ]成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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  H+ T- F9 ~1 t0 F/ u3 vLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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3 n9 b3 x! |* u* E% q8 L, V% vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
+ {5 w1 v& T# U- Z7 a1 Q8 v2 y后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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. S$ _8 _" Q1 Z, J0 y"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
6 h) Y+ k2 P& ~, i' C% q9 T, T"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
2 I5 N: N' J1 m( {. I+ mThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
5 C# x& P0 ^- ~6 h"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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1 i( S6 c1 X9 o4 g" KGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 g3 \2 C: a5 x$ O7 v6 ~# m3 g服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- J$ R+ {* u6 G/ p) C  o4 R2 U) ]学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。