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发表于 2007-10-11 19:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
NEW RULES FOR ENTERING ALBERTA
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! ^5 D! i$ v7 K" p# N 1. Bring your own house.
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7 {- [: z. A9 q5 V 2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and
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3. If going to Edmonton , wear your flak jacket. This is the murder. K1 q! ~: g' H! V, h
capital of Canada .
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  u2 j. |: f+ n' B7 M 4. If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada .  m# r7 [+ s4 S5 G. p

9 Y) F6 ]( M( Q! T, m 5. If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug1 j, Q: b: A& m& W4 h+ u
capital of Canada .
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' X+ j& G+ P' v- @) `% b; ^ 6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is6 ]+ N% w4 p( z: n
$8.00/hour.  D# h4 H) p, q  U& q$ M/ W5 g

( t& p; I6 h$ J1 k8 E6 T, X& @/ [ 7. If you work downtown, parking costs $10.00/hour.
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8. If you are able to buy a house in Calgary , why not spend the money8 N1 g& A- D1 y* E. z- }
on a 15 year holiday ?2 ~& }. E/ x0 p" a! l! P6 m
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9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. We sit amongst the highest gas) \) g% |8 l: M' n: E/ {
prices in Canada . (So much for The Alberta Advantage)
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10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don't come
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: H) L+ ?) Y# d. _# l" ^: u11. In Calgary, the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12
" K1 R2 w; ~/ c7 v0 u) `, q; o& {years ago. Calgary is a no-parking zone.! q- T: f* g7 o3 h2 c

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  W& T" L8 j4 {1 p THE NEW RULES FOR DRIVING IN EDMONTON :) K3 v* J( d: l4 b  x$ F. O
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1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: " E-MIN-TIN ".
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- D; }5 k! }. f% B8 I% T( t2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour$ J+ _$ J5 a. e% E
is from noon to 8:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.4 p# g; G( e4 k* `2 Z  i) l
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3 . Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Edmonton now has its
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muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
. L, t! L' d  I$ E; ygo second. However, south-west Edmonton , SUV-driving, cell
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6 E+ L: F+ R; N+ C. B% j# W4 . If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,) i; a  M7 E- w4 R
cussed out, and possibly shot.1 s7 }) Q2 }3 t. Q; p) ?
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5 . Never honk at anyone. Ever! Seriously! It's another offense that
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+ x) G3 p9 A# `" z+ B" R3 z6 . Road construction is permanent and continuous in Edmonton . Detour
: V7 ]+ U! r) f* v/ x: Mbarrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next& q3 O0 M# c" ~
day's driving a bit more exciting, but nothing ever gets finished, and$ U; @! [) s! Z+ \6 ~
more construction starts everyday." H5 K  A* D  D- ^
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  7 . Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats,
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squirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any of these items.0 H2 F1 `8 F  Y& V  O* D6 Y0 E

+ I0 `( \: u: d& c! t8 . Calgary Trail, Gateway Boulevard, Highway 2 and the QE2 are all
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9 . If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the9 [, T, y" w: T0 r. f
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally
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* U3 ^, c: i( j! r+ a10 . If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 km
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accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.+ I8 u% e+ Y" D
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11     . For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque, fur
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blankets in the vehicle, as snow removal from the city streets is  u8 [. P# v% H/ ~0 W' a* w- p
virtually non-existent until the spring thaw.
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:19 | 显示全部楼层

9 O, b4 Q/ k! O8 e6 f6 J$ K( F有点夸张。不过还是佩服生活在这的人,大部分人都活下来了。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:26 | 显示全部楼层
又是一个挨砖的帖子。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2007-10-11 20:32 | 显示全部楼层

公厕

老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。5 `" `! ]/ S5 a- A& E9 B7 A9 z
满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。: @. k2 i7 T1 n
有一个人,他骂了自己所在单位一辈子,由于长期持有一种心情,一种哀怨的表情,脸色都是土灰色的了,可就是没见他作出什么成就,已没有离开他的破单位,却大大煞了周围人生活的风景。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:05 | 显示全部楼层

ZT: The same joke

来自多伦多的朋友 忽悠 其他朋友 来爱民屯说 : ! O7 b  p8 ?2 S( ~

. x1 d* ]2 F$ ?9 O& s此地钱多, 人傻, 速来
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表
7 Z9 w5 w  V8 f* A0 r: L朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。
3 I4 g& C. j- ^4 r( p% o满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。
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" w$ L9 t/ n  F( I5 X3 p: w) U3 u# P 说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
是原创吗?楼主太有才了,佩服啊!!
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:26 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:34 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 pacibridge 于 2007-10-11 22:20 发表
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说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。

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这么刺痛你了吗?  [' a: K$ c% e  x

$ Q8 t! q$ g% Z7 [9 F" o我可指的是极少数人,如果你不是,就别往自己身上想。
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发表于 2007-10-11 23:23 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表 # d0 ]3 z% b- `8 l
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。
2 `( n! s. c$ @) U满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。
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1 ]9 I0 H. s8 W# N" i$ t4 U( f5 g. m你这样不太好吧!每个人都有抱怨的权力。对待不合理的现象大家都齐声颂扬,好象不是民主自由的加拿大的特点。
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. a8 g/ \; J0 c2 u8 r( Z再次申明我的观点,Edmonton是全世界最好的城市。
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发表于 2007-10-12 06:53 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
埃德蒙顿, 是一个盛产冠军的城市! 能在埃德蒙顿扎根发展的人, 都是强者中的强者!
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发表于 2007-10-12 07:30 | 显示全部楼层

可能 你真的不知道 埃德蒙顿 同样 藏龙卧虎

Please mark ZT when 分享 other people's 原创. Thanks.' M( y  W& P- `- B! _5 _1 f
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发表于 2007-10-12 09:35 | 显示全部楼层
就是一还“有点才”的调侃嘛。有些人干吗那么serious啊
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发表于 2007-10-12 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
以前见过,这好像是西门莎菲大学的人写的(不敢肯定).不光EDMONTON,还有别的省,市.只是调侃.
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