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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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' m" P7 _- G1 E1 D8 `4 x* }) mLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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4 P" G7 w. U- {6 u/ G4 k8 SIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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, b3 _* y+ l7 jAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail./ m5 z& s! T# R. B: ^5 F( F' c% l

' Q/ [' o% X6 e# y0 c' R- a# ~0 iWhat can I do?
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Signed,
* v7 N& j+ H  b* d3 a  T, D# M+ IDesperate Housewife - P  e7 V( {8 N8 L/ H

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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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8 K- M5 R# p5 q" I7 k1 ZFirst keep in mind:
( v' w( L1 H4 PBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. ! [! W6 L8 Y6 h- i( e9 Y% I
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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; E/ G. I- |" tIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.! O+ n, ]9 m/ e/ Z" Z4 J: j- D
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.# S8 J6 l, ?5 h

( i- y6 G) y+ y- u/ g. BLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.9 T7 F  }" P* N& s" d3 d$ k& |

. \+ r& `9 V& n# MWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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3 T1 {6 K& c8 ~4 m% cIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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( X1 W3 J6 x' m# R; ~You might consider additional software to improve memory and
& l, `0 S; ^2 a: ?# K6 i0 {* K; iperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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