UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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4 a: |$ N. ^8 B+ \- iLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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' R2 m6 [2 w& r) {$ z; {: f, MDesperate Housewife

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) ]! B$ O% j; n" L4 ]2 EDear Desperate Housewife,
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5 ^" Z( ], Z# f- ]2 c5 vFirst keep in mind:
) H9 N. E1 H/ s- t* vBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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8 F' Q8 M# f$ dTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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$ T& m' D$ T. v' J: n$ ]If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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! S) a, d8 G7 [! G0 OBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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1 a5 N$ H( P! D  h. }Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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1 {7 L4 b+ g5 x+ EYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
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& _0 N4 I( Z" b# DGood Luck,
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