UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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4 O5 v! x+ S2 r# h4 B9 B; |Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

  h# t. f. m! d$ ]" bIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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7 O) K% U4 J1 P2 ~! ~$ z5 VAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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# H$ |% }- f$ C; D8 ?Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,

7 j0 t5 I/ F, J; IFirst keep in mind:
- [% o' }6 l6 s/ [; K' hBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

9 i4 c0 n6 o5 m" R1 F2 ITry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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  C, }7 g% {4 k# S. f) e' tIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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- H# [" U1 K' u2 n! T) \. JLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

% B) d' e. n5 l8 w8 p# g- LWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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8 e; g4 K# v; O0 U/ [+ D% S. ]Good Luck,
IT Support