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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.+ P+ x% `2 P3 E, ?
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.! J' }. V) i6 D* r- y J9 [
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What can I do?" M; o5 L8 B& m% s N
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Signed,
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Reply:
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; w2 w2 u9 E# ` k- Z0 \0 dDear Desperate Housewife," ^8 M! _$ V, e5 z) @0 e; S4 B
( t4 W. E4 K9 H4 R# }+ D) S* l2 ^. yFirst keep in mind:
; O# G1 c; e4 J$ E' S4 G2 d6 @Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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) g0 u, O' C; N# iTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .2 ~8 m% I, [1 U) W% z
( b) I$ A$ `0 R6 V1 mIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.( B' m0 d: ~* n- a" M3 Z3 s
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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# x- e* [( ~7 O1 l# j' VLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.* h+ q B+ b( ]" [% H& F' H
7 b9 e. G' z- q, `$ W: S" z$ eWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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2 H1 U9 J1 s2 W; ZIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 6 O% ]# `6 Q( c) x: k& f+ w
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and7 t: N/ A" G% P
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.5 M4 A5 B+ o9 m8 O6 w% v
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