UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

2 L% G7 l3 m$ E+ F0 [And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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' P: x  Y. a4 B+ ^" w1 LSigned,
- G1 l, E  q3 ^$ L" M; A3 HDesperate Housewife

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7 I( ?' i$ S2 K9 X$ {: C$ y. vDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

! d0 A( I  C: [8 G8 aBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

; ~: U" W/ I* ]$ b! vWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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! }/ I2 c$ B. a/ e+ u( y! u) T8 `In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

2 Z7 J& e+ a1 n" r* @You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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