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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' & U) k, k. t. m0 g5 m
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' . Q: D+ x& a- Q' A B6 {; ^4 i' d
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 7 }& G$ a/ V6 Y% Y: f
) D. o* p& U1 b2 e) x Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 9 T% N- C' N/ Z$ s/ Y* T
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" `( V# T6 E$ @, h& J; P, T/ P She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. - p" J/ W/ ]' a) Q: `: _) p: A* _
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - [* h& J$ I; x* t1 F7 o
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Her and says, / L$ l# F8 Z$ @( o
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6 ?. x4 ^, a" `1 K% c3 T u! G 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to / _) \! M/ @& X7 d
% E5 p0 }: [2 Q1 h: q. w( n- Q& s Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ! X: l7 Q( I( _* [: t5 a
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* F7 o+ n& T, S8 h$ o- s7 z He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 0 D# V, v z {
, n$ ~* |8 z v2 S0 C4 | Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ( _, [" }* x" x7 ^) B4 u# P
( k. L4 K2 Y8 D% X 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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