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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 8 A( o i. T. F- {. v% x% _0 D
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* r$ i" B1 l( H4 q0 \% d5 SA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' : a7 r# W1 x. @2 p. r9 t
0 ]- P; X5 z. R( R0 w! F l The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 1 a. o1 q- J0 {. i; Y
$ L, k* B2 W' p: O. s* Y; i Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. # t( K6 U) l7 R# h0 g: p: A
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 5 U$ |* D7 s- d' C2 X
& F2 s- e, ?+ g4 {, q/ s# m7 Z Her and says, B ^7 ?/ _: Y# W
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ! r0 P( C( j- B* ^3 G) d
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " X- ~& e# y/ [3 i; c, q1 T V
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# h) W, T$ z& T% [. Z2 d; _ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 5 r8 j p( |( Q, @" i# ?) Z
- ~! k' a( T( S+ W! x2 G$ V* r Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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