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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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, `) e5 K) F J1 JA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 1 ^' F( p: M( P3 \4 V9 [8 L
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 M7 |8 j2 x* H. Y# q/ @6 O' K/ T
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, ) n9 i9 W. V* Y6 k) l! n) x+ G( _
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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; G* v# Y) X l' m2 w5 V Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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