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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' # V- D0 P9 o9 f& @& h# D7 ?! S- j
& H4 T e8 h. [' @ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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6 Z( M5 j$ G$ ~ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' # V* c; P* k( c! S5 \1 U6 L
2 w7 U$ O3 H9 ]# m3 a+ m& e9 L, M P V Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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3 Z- g6 F' H; F- i He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a / E8 S' }8 R- ^! _5 x8 Z% E& p
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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