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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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8 K4 `) _. l: ?7 ?A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 0 b# _4 \) L0 R* _& B
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 8 L" w: T2 x- W5 E f
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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) O3 L0 B7 g8 ~0 O$ E She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. + b- C7 l' z' G0 U
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8 a; k9 i0 a1 S4 P* F' r* V He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to % ` K( T t0 V+ @! m
' s+ p% `, J9 C. } Her and says, , B$ v1 M- ~2 \7 T9 b! i
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' . @1 `; H: G' |/ N g' b& J
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 2 g) m2 S+ L$ s8 r: y
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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