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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' , e) N- Y0 O9 }( O
- I% I$ P6 T/ _, ~8 D Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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7 f/ T( j6 j( a M7 P2 m6 M8 l The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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- ^9 s* B$ ]! P& ^. o She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. : r$ B) R8 D" \- t; \; U5 C
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5 Q! e" W% A8 `2 n4 r# G8 Z3 u% I He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to $ S* ^! B t) ], z6 p
& V# `6 d( L p9 t3 N9 @$ c& T Her and says, $ b# O) N* Z( e- [
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ! y: @+ _/ _ V; U! D8 g" j' d
. V+ G3 n# f- K9 x8 v0 f# ^6 U Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' - Y+ V8 {+ q8 B
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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) j' } q; F6 d* v* _$ y' z3 d Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, : ?* A: S1 S$ U" K
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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