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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. % O& J, [% x& |) H5 Q x
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 3 x& ?, H. \; Z: u5 V
% c4 J) x# [0 h( D# a$ {0 Y The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' . e% g5 z3 M; }% `
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. % p) l) D% o* j( I v
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. $ U9 W4 C+ a, W" t1 j) @
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i k( n3 z. M4 I He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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! c0 l* F( a1 ^ Her and says, $ ~# _; K$ r0 F# {/ P* [6 O
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, c2 K! m4 l" C+ y/ i 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to w( G0 ~4 e u7 }) b5 _3 \2 X
, ?( r- L: W7 S" I. K) K/ M Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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9 J! {) F; s2 H' \# i He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ; U9 ~& u% Z; Z5 s0 V ?
: d; p+ m) G4 K# g, r Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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/ U) z% d. o; `/ d8 p1 F 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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