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Why did God make mothers?9 I y3 R- ^4 i0 \3 ]8 n: }
' [+ c1 e% g. A5 F1 J9 Y2 I1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.1 x8 n! `4 r( v$ T
2. Mostly to clean the house. ( _: e/ ^" w6 K& U
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. / U6 D, Q0 H: T8 ~6 s
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How did God make mothers?
# C$ H0 c$ ~( T0 C6 R1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
/ b/ ~- ?# N. \; b3 A) V8 x( Q2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 2 |3 F# Z0 B% F
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . o1 {& m& f) c0 Y+ j9 Z
9 E4 n$ p0 g. G4 x$ } |" C( i3 FWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
' E' ^8 E* H0 w1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 6 p' U1 r( Y* G
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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9 T+ A$ d. G3 { M, M8 EWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? * h/ D7 P2 o9 [4 Q
1. We're related./ C6 a& i4 C6 `& u& p
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 5 _5 w1 f% u1 N$ h D! q
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What kind of little girl was your mom? + q2 J7 c+ d" m' u( g
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
* B& H$ g v2 L; B; B2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
( @( P7 r s4 E, ~: p# e7 ]3. They say she used to be nice.
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1 C/ u% i/ q9 H) gWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
# N) t- B4 B% ?0 m1. His last name.
( g9 j- U( U$ h; Q2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
& b9 N! g0 i5 f' H8 { [7 a! s3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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$ a1 D b4 \, rWhy did your mom marry your dad?
( m% e+ `0 I- x8 r; {9 G5 f$ K1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. $ ?! {$ S" q: {1 H
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
, P4 T& T) @, J- K W3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? # q, z# X+ k9 V4 [/ Y5 I4 k# R
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
0 w8 M9 A; O* e4 Y$ R% S2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
p( z' i J* w% p( s2 j9 m3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
x3 p9 @3 F7 ^8 M8 s5 V) ?; c- K. B1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. % b( A2 O2 J6 s( Z k+ a
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.4 v7 x* Z" _2 y- [# u
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
0 b$ t0 f* N+ b+ C4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? % }9 X# l) X3 x7 ?! C$ ~
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
, m+ p( ~6 p k p2 ]2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 6 X$ n0 h+ ?$ I% `1 u0 f
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 3 f4 m4 E- C9 u5 D6 A5 g& r
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.7 `( K, `6 ^5 ~" H! W
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
A# H! q( x( ?3 [1 l1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. + p+ g2 {. i+ G
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.$ f) U: e7 m& `6 J j
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; q! x3 J+ [$ O0 ?" E
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