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Why did God make mothers?
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_" F" I/ @ w9 F$ d1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is./ o, U7 W% O9 P' Q% D. f
2. Mostly to clean the house.
$ [8 T1 ~3 q. K+ F% z5 _8 i( c3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. $ u$ k. n) k( i: t2 i1 n: r
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How did God make mothers? $ Z/ {+ _& [% `! t$ H# f, {
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.6 \5 p4 R; {8 c7 ?0 i) \
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
- N: r, K( Z# q( G6 \* I( Y5 ^3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
+ R$ Z7 U+ Y' p* Z/ F& ?9 x( ]1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& q2 Z" Z- P! V" c1 F6 P5 e2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( J2 {# k! B1 i9 U# o! f P2 o1. We're related.
% S! J1 u) ?0 l- q& C( H. d2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. # k- M" X5 @8 l2 y. |
9 B$ V0 v5 K$ O( M2 p0 Q) n0 JWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
$ U3 m7 n+ G+ s* s. B. G* y1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. , ~1 \& C2 J: O5 d" |" V
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 6 }; H$ t( U" @. H. T
3. They say she used to be nice. 6 F) I5 e8 _9 O# n
9 U! ~ _8 B& A; k( L( C9 n% a0 o* lWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
* J( N+ z J# P; h, c1. His last name./ E3 V. g; U6 A; Q2 r: a; _1 T
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?5 j% b& `5 S3 @" k
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? + h U# p. c' ^) X
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
0 y4 j& e# ~+ f, W1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. " F) U3 M* E+ Y' ^8 ^$ M
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
% C% }$ w* w# T3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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& ^- K, p# E% r% NWho's the boss at your house?
* T0 {/ m( m4 G8 s# k( p9 a$ v1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
) j$ \) c( _9 K; T/ g) h2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.- h- y& p7 R- j! K
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 5 x4 |4 d- ]6 e; g" k
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ( S6 B; M! W" [" B
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
" k8 |) O$ y& z5 k3 f( A2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.5 I: D3 i0 I) K5 p9 P/ q
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
! y M9 f% ^$ L0 X" t5 t4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 9 Y" G7 M1 ?7 y% y
1. Mothers don't do spare time.0 F7 ^; g V! e" c" Z% K& t
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. - A( @" ^# R+ [' S
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
/ H+ n; i' @0 @: A/ H1 X1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.- s9 [7 U6 e5 q4 }% x
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. $ O; o1 w& O8 I/ J6 l# q
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
6 ]* `3 I! e8 X2 Q1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 7 {) {6 N( H- H, Z3 T$ G
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
0 d9 C: h! K+ t3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. / ~& }) C! [% B8 h3 q q; k
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