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+ y' }" T7 X( K5 ]4 r( v# H7 jWhy did God make mothers?
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* d+ r8 F; R+ I) h5 \1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.; ~* _) Q' J0 Y( d0 u+ d
2. Mostly to clean the house. # Z! K* y, l# F: Q0 M2 v! L9 _
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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' n" p! }" w: y" Q+ c, B8 I8 @0 b! {How did God make mothers? 1 J9 ~! U. Z I' N( ]
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
6 `% }) _: m3 _3 V/ |2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3 [/ S: z# ]) } S/ D6 e, N
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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6 z1 j$ H: B- RWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? $ U; M( `- s2 D+ o- E
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
}/ d0 P \: w9 t2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. - @# @+ \" X* Q }( e8 t/ a; r) j
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ; {2 L0 y+ q, ]$ c, d S$ x
1. We're related.
* q: v. F7 v; H1 Z6 ?- N2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ' a- R7 x2 ^' l, s& ]
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 8 A9 |8 O2 F( [
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
' R( L% I3 e' D+ o7 H2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
+ b& ^9 p9 K- K) u) P1 v3. They say she used to be nice.
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- y) m5 ?2 u Y: uWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 3 _: R$ ^% U C
1. His last name.3 B8 r& r' [; M+ T% o7 f# n
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?, Y6 N+ ~2 _$ ^" I: n* \9 N
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 7 p+ o X; }! j5 M
1 Y" ^; U& Z+ x4 Y$ m L$ nWhy did your mom marry your dad? % v& n4 S Z/ _0 p# l3 H9 @. F9 n! Y
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
& o$ _. G! i2 w9 Q2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
7 { A& c0 \2 f; {3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. $ {$ r; u; P5 }5 @
/ v9 W; y3 \. oWho's the boss at your house? 3 O# z) S" D% g- o
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
) p" i9 F% ]" p9 R2 p; v9 y2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.( H9 W; L% n5 T! D: w' u+ t
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 2 Z4 I9 p4 ^7 y7 b: V1 S8 k }- m
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 1 L4 L$ \* z- o ]/ V' D; J
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
" p0 F3 m. u; J) Y6 M1 g. G# B7 o& r2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
0 l9 n% Z4 q* d$ k+ g3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
- @* Y0 u1 P: x0 S4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? - P3 P6 `& S0 T) Q: ]8 ^ {+ m
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
. d8 m0 R# t5 \( y w+ v! h2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 0 e: q7 L& K5 U) ~( D8 A
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 5 f( w1 \- c5 k7 ?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.* X# G/ p5 `" e
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ' W. g9 X6 [9 v; C" D2 z' Y; L: Y
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
1 Y/ P, Z2 T* c& D* _( Z! B9 K2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.. O: A r) o& K' C2 n; g* f
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ! n9 S/ X, P4 b1 y
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