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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the5 a. o4 d" y$ A; _
race again and it won again.6 D$ E) z, R+ p! T, l
5 ~5 w/ @) h c. BThe local paper read:
+ k' Q* _# s$ ?( w" zPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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+ @( N _. f! _+ `! [. VThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the: S* r- J& h3 ?0 U' }: K% i
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.. L1 n) p1 a7 N6 @8 w$ F( S5 D
9 Z* B0 n. X$ V1 C/ x, v1 }& }The next day, the local paper headline read:
7 |# N9 B: C6 m# ?/ O7 dBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
$ Q* r8 _# J1 l* b: b8 ~. O+ s# Pof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.* u" S m) f6 f' L% g' p1 i
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
* r) z; ]' r. `6 oNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.% c$ ]3 m4 N, M
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
+ O, {. V% Y" \! _8 c; Eof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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- o' F4 T# n; @$ b( [The next day the paper read:
, z* a1 s$ v+ x* h8 {" `NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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9 x& b$ y* W- R! v2 S# UThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
8 A( c. o% S6 ~+ Rthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.+ ^1 @; f% d! ~& A; |8 y2 e+ V* a/ a
/ {7 w8 r; i( z6 AThe next day the headlines read:/ X3 S# Q6 f4 m) Q; f% J }
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.$ e# p$ {* h, j8 w
3 w% q/ c% V* c; t) dThe bishop was buried the next day.
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# n7 T. I l' y# GThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion& R" a# E2 r# l& n: o0 w
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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9 d- R9 c+ v B/ @5 Z I6 _! ISo be yourself and enjoy life...$ l) Z% s H& s( z, y [. P$ N- L& s
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
0 f% y9 h5 f! I7 O9 V1 M9 k And live longer!
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7 U) B0 v9 s& P# n9 t/ ]- l- dHave a nice day! |
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