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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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% z2 A- J5 {& b8 @8 r! C9 `The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ X( ^; J9 s. ?' S6 X! OOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, @, B7 f- o9 s+ f& \" p
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,# e3 H1 i" \. H, l2 m: j0 @. O
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! l3 b/ e7 H9 G/ k3 g" Ohad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; O' U. ]0 c7 ]2 g r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had2 J9 n. `/ y; d+ P
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 N3 t7 ^" Q# j+ L1 c$ V+ n! Q
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
' M2 B8 j+ ?; Z5 ehigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- l6 \& Y' Y7 k5 k; S( E. Ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.: I. D+ `& |9 d* R2 {6 M6 m/ x
9 ^ [4 G) Y9 K- ]Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!' k% K$ U% _% L$ w- H1 ?% Z
% q% {3 d2 Z: m9 o9 D( J/ WThe End |
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