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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * i+ i# B0 @1 c/ p0 j5 j* l) c3 ~5 x+ L
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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+ c0 r( {7 Y4 u; |! J5 fOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
% G4 @" ]( w) Q7 O# isaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 U6 E5 \8 j/ [7 m& N9 Edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, t" _4 n! x) J' N' N
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ E2 F7 P" G5 _* T2 v0 z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
|" K5 v1 Y1 }' {% R9 Lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched( I) n& r9 D8 R& O7 n m1 a
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 ?0 g5 o+ d7 m3 X. n& G3 C* I
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
p; F9 }! U! ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 F# _4 X( G) b6 T6 u' ?
; j7 t* ]* F, ^( k J- eNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!: h5 z2 z/ k9 j8 \$ j V
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