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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. / _4 [ G, F( c
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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. b2 M/ U3 r M* e4 QOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't# L0 p' c8 I* w4 c, L+ N2 _7 ?& t2 Z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had4 {- S! v* B8 E5 J6 ^7 ~. }9 H4 x
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
( f3 j5 Q( h" |# ~0 ksports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had" p; ?2 S7 C& H
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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( U: D0 O4 \) H: r) XNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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