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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( \! I) ~( v5 ?4 K
+ h# P+ h0 |4 U: xThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale! v8 r/ }/ q7 O3 }! w
: N, h* K2 r; ~5 tOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, j9 E' e: i# Zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 j' }# p D/ g8 m1 j, I* h
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 s7 V: @, b) i5 {9 Ghad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 l! L$ G7 E# @' D9 F2 n3 Z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 Z4 u! M9 m/ `+ U. call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ p/ J& j4 A% S- h+ i
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
% e X" B1 v- M& ohigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ m+ J3 l" u- }# ` q% _ t- a
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 h* Q/ e. S. x% S3 m
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!( M8 ?7 E5 L1 p" J! l$ B
) ^: Z3 j% Z- O( ?' MThe End |
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