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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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, p8 Q0 [% w2 A+ b+ ^The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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/ T0 r* B; f m6 g7 Q" H) i& iget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had5 u$ J7 V, R7 u p$ K
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& z. J/ E( w# `' w' [+ h& v
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- T9 A) Q& Q9 }0 Q4 v E
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!/ e. G4 z1 h- E* Z7 u/ f- J% C
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