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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 6 _; M0 U {9 R- m/ O2 {
) N! X, q; H* ^ U. k4 ` GThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale3 U8 S' v1 D, C! Y, J, Q% }, N
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl% L, i( ^" r/ ^! I& B
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,* ^7 z$ C' a3 b. T) Q
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never- K' m8 i- c2 |8 H- Q! m1 A
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 y. R5 Z3 s0 i. x; y4 |, k9 r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had# p1 v/ I+ u; c$ Y' j! H) ]
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% V( m: n: c i& M" k5 I7 o/ b
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ H& t7 m' n3 u4 ^! t2 Yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! `( ]6 _% ] V% ^8 m. p" ~( Rsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 E1 K8 q* b+ m6 u4 k; z3 s$ C) i
/ C" t3 E8 L% V' |% H# INow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones! C1 \4 P( A& J4 @2 U: L' e$ c
4 ?; u5 u3 c7 I- _ \) v* y* n7 _The End |
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