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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) _9 Z$ Y0 \; D1 c
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale* y5 O' u/ e7 r5 v8 m
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl+ B5 T0 W& J- b" q# l( x6 [: y) n
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,- P: {" P% o2 \, `6 ]: _ W2 O
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never0 Z. u' F+ X& S$ n% z$ S
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 m! B) U: d$ i, l4 O+ ~5 }
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 c/ Q1 i: C4 ?/ r0 S
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched# S5 T6 z; w8 V
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 @) N/ |$ i3 |/ K, j
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in, g3 P, O6 b# q% e. \4 M
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.( T H5 Z6 R3 v1 O7 Y4 T
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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