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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 F. W- {4 I. y& X, l8 e R" O
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had! [+ |! I; F9 w* P5 D6 G- L
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 D9 Q( ^- }; H6 T7 r7 A
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ G- _% g% A6 X( Z$ t# |
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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4 F0 o) P6 b; k% H! nNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!' `% i2 G: ?/ @+ h1 f. D
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