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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( \! I) ~( v5 ?4 K

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: N, h* K2 r; ~5 tOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, j9 E' e: i# Zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 j' }# p  D/ g8 m1 j, I* h
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 s7 V: @, b) i5 {9 Ghad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 l! L$ G7 E# @' D9 F2 n3 Z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 Z4 u! M9 m/ `+ U. call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ p/ J& j4 A% S- h+ i
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
% e  X" B1 v- M& ohigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ m+ J3 l" u- }# `  q% _  t- a
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 h* Q/ e. S. x% S3 m
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!( M8 ?7 E5 L1 p" J! l$ B

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 / q: q# y$ z. i5 \( i4 B7 s
Don't quite understand this.

7 Q- ]" _8 X( Q4 a# F! I  K; b& S2 W他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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# l9 c* X/ H/ B+ y$ V他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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; @7 o. j) }3 L- o; u2 KYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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! @- @1 F' u) d' [  }  t% R8 u5 C# T% DSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.( T/ p) J! n" `) j2 b0 a% L
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ! {! g5 k* I4 F3 x2 }8 g- O

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
. i; r$ j; C4 p6 y% BDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 ' Y. R5 R/ N% `: Q  [6 w- U: J
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/ |+ N7 ~, I3 P; g) ]# aYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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