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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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% d5 {. K6 u3 ^! q1 A- T, YThe Man Song / g2 d% n4 B& r2 t& P+ W/ Y
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. D) t. a. ~! y; e" V6 \
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ' N2 I# g: C& M0 a% [6 `
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". [) p* ^/ U f/ N9 S0 e/ {& ^% B
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
5 w) w- B: ]9 ?# b" w$ T' j" yAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! _1 @ L2 e+ ?7 XThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.$ q7 V( a8 k: \( A1 q
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
L* s" C; a; x; {0 v'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. q |( h! J+ R X
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: V. K* s* } E. Z4 g" J$ w1 rI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 a, y ]) r* T5 ~" I: a, J& C4 E
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ m" T# x! w7 J# o* ^% \! [6 |6 c* p( ^And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 K# m; a: ?6 Y/ n+ T' {3 ~( ?Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
5 \7 F: A+ A: [Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 ]" j; U' w' t/ s
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