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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
7 J) D- X/ n: uhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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) l& Q( G1 k, r6 n' V ?1 y: nThe Man Song
$ R a. D3 H) v, c by Sean Morey 5 ]/ T7 u, T3 f1 s1 L& U* Z
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.( O! X4 Y. w' \( [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. , _% C5 O/ M' M" D7 o
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: w; g5 e& V' {7 {
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., b! c% G: Y( s% G0 }, \, ]
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) I0 s, P+ U8 f; w4 i/ i( V
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 @1 u) l( n# L H7 GThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.: f+ Y+ c+ f1 a: p; |3 w! |
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" z# `0 c' p# Z2 ]9 K" o'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( N$ v' G7 O+ _9 }" ?! C
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 V8 N* I; F% ]8 w
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.- C( Y' e" a9 _! S
. L V( P& z0 @+ ^! C+ cAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 u Q: M7 k/ P/ _: y3 lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
0 h2 X# Z$ ^- HBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# @4 A- Y) k: ?- r4 L
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! Y2 U0 U3 c1 L
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