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9 P( d9 n ]$ E' v' YThe Man Song
8 c$ ]9 V0 L# _9 l+ [ by Sean Morey
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# k$ V' L. f6 U: d3 X$ i& GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.5 T# Q5 L% N+ U6 U
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: ~+ `+ T) ] G/ S'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ p: r& _) `/ ]4 \: _& T- J" K( pI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 p: l V Q" xWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.. t' [; C% t( N4 m
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. d: s8 J% P$ l. ]7 e8 b
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
0 B+ _. Y- J# q' F' k- K'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. C' W: Y+ w8 v) ^1 S
% e* Q, Q2 L, \5 mAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.7 n) R; X# v# I5 X* D' s% H+ ~
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.- h* ~8 h, Z& E5 P* D: K* J
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! y# L. I, E1 v/ O- }0 T' Z5 V
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. E; C/ A% E" }+ | \% y# j/ O; ~
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 H' a, O8 \" s- EAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." h) O7 j4 g8 S, E6 k$ i
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( H- ?$ p v' m+ \" ?2 RBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 v6 Z4 @5 O$ j' \
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