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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 9 O& y7 h8 l+ i8 T9 ~
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
/ k1 f6 M8 G7 }( H( K% t' k. X! zI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) D X* \- j: ]3 o% X6 Y4 E'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, A& n; b2 f5 W! H3 I8 hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% ?. o+ q& y) K: j4 u: k9 }
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
- @/ B( e6 ?6 bThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 X2 ?8 s5 H- f
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 h( `0 O9 \1 v( u& h
& D8 Y" c- z3 m+ u: \And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.& D" Y* w6 N* n% y1 i' \- Z) g
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.3 ]6 y( `! F( O
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# x; s# k+ c0 x: ^
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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! R" a) N& w; T, H3 g# U- Z) O' mAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" B6 x' U2 r. X" y' f( IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
" d; u5 G$ e5 F* a' YBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( q2 f# i- e1 O2 kBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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