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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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+ p* R9 C' ` o' EThe Man Song , b: Q9 p" g2 H. ]+ o" P/ e
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! c9 L- Z0 |/ T! v. G: KI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 m8 q1 \; E0 n. B8 z( y
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".& B' l) H5 h- N, S
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ r; u: ]1 `5 K$ }1 s, Y
- c8 ~, s2 p1 {3 W6 {What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.; O. ] b4 P3 S# E8 {0 h
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
5 L. c T) a; @9 @( `The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 _4 V! t0 F9 c2 d'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 Z7 ^# z T4 G& t- G7 V
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 Q" e6 y' g2 c _) ~- F1 [
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 w" M) b- ]+ r
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 _# I; \2 O# Z! l/ q5 pI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., ^1 C T1 W' Q
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 d( J" |/ L* F) w3 O8 r
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 {0 y( J6 @* `* e. [/ X! i3 b3 `
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 |+ a* ?+ F3 ^( [, q4 Z; `& C9 T
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