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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash+ ?7 ~1 K8 D- F7 t3 F& D" y* Q
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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3 x% ]& Y" [0 @+ k2 uThe Man Song
: D+ b( L' s) C* m by Sean Morey 0 T. {" S8 W: ~6 i" b+ [# c
; J' J3 {; A6 E; W" H0 gI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: E. O# Y4 p2 k! a& v' m; S5 CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ! p: U9 E) b3 f
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. h3 }# l, B: |0 a8 \7 @- E) @I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' v$ f1 W$ f7 R+ u# @9 ~And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 q. c; ~* f2 l1 r6 G% g; x- R" C
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# G5 g. [" }( u* Q" M: T'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) Y! n% t6 D% X; n& R' \
) C5 g0 U7 I: {- q, n4 `And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' v2 d' i) Q/ I! i'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 [( ]) x# b) Q2 K, S* i7 p& CAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 |' u* _ ]( F! j4 N
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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5 K; U+ Y W, v( B+ u3 a$ IAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
+ w! i" N+ ~$ _, N" AAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; X: t8 G h2 |6 N% f+ i& SBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 w& H+ O2 K# D
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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