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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash$ |" Y3 c, ~6 M
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html1 a1 k) B$ F& l3 z5 A. s
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The Man Song / ]8 a6 K( f! S" r% x/ {
by Sean Morey 6 u _ R" p3 U! `- H. `* m$ S- J# E
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! ?$ }) w& s: fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
- U+ {9 _1 l* m; n5 z0 q* s) \' {'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( c: q" G7 E- ~* yI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.1 ^& a% q4 y+ V3 Y
$ {+ e; Y: p9 U* PWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.7 b+ A' _5 r: a
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
" N( A0 _6 i1 T/ L, Q _% DThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.3 F/ L" e7 X$ @2 |
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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2 x* @3 B1 o, z8 P: ~& u* SAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 c3 B: k5 z l5 H6 P P'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.; S4 p3 p% b1 @+ Q
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.4 s) U; _% V( V% k9 s/ L8 Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.9 @/ w# M- p0 `4 g5 z4 b, v
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.) A' o5 E0 f% N" O, A
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 I% d( S+ f' P9 h5 C: z" Q+ tBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.& K! ]: p! ~. ^' J+ X
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ( b5 o- E1 E7 b* x
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