2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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8 a: p* X7 h* [# M5 y' A" V) `COMMUNISM**主义
2 p: t; M3 B3 ?' h5 [! mYou have 2 cows，
8 x; w& S) x, t2 O# n- E* WThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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& {4 C/ J1 V6 M9 s+ x! a) qFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
6 E3 n! {- i) E4 WThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
* v; k! W' m# n+ E) E: `( oYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
' w: ^8 o" {" d$ h( j! tYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
  H0 n, ]% a( A; N0 z8 PYou have 2 cows，
' R, O1 M" q7 o# y/ J  vYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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