2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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; \( z  Q( I# w* FCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


' l- E, Q7 m$ }% r$ ~' s5 E& iFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
, L# ]' w8 r" B& G5 `The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
5 c1 f9 E4 f0 @$ C6 bYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
% ~$ G" Z0 h, {5 @1 PYou have 2 cows，
% Z* ~6 R7 r; B# P. ^5 k  Q+ y* n) H' R) xThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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( a* o( N7 w+ P- ?5 q* C7 v# T& dTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
+ P( O" S" N, ^/ d( s. ]7 IYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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