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Kids in Church3 n% u6 S$ }. }& J% O) N2 M
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3-year-old Reese : V& x. F/ R& [4 g0 [
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,* Y' Q' |7 y2 n0 P; q
Harold is his name.
, k1 k4 a5 w8 |& \3 A8 CAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
+ L2 W& |1 ~ K9 T& B2 f"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
* T7 k$ q: h1 r+ rdon't worry about it.
, B5 V' M% R! [( |1 F" X$ s7 B5 c6 pI'm having a real good time like I am."; p `/ ^7 J; ?9 _# @) T) x! P
$ D ~: d% L7 v( v7 t; X6 N aAfter the christening of his baby brother. j9 R$ x( D$ s7 _
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& S1 c* Z" Y5 I) U1 |# V$ Vin the back seat of the car. His father asked7 u" g# g8 ^0 s5 |( I6 D
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) R$ H1 M/ @* \. ~. D
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 v& H V K3 e) B% z
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
t( L& M% N- N) V( q! R9 j3 w! x4 }( Ato stay with you guys."7 {8 K3 I& i! C* V
# D' `" I* k0 L9 ROne particular four-year-old prayed,
S7 Y/ v0 ^$ Q3 k' k+ ~"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."# {; b( H7 U/ z' Z
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
9 I* G: B2 F8 f+ M2 Qchildren as they were on the way to" W- T9 ^8 \0 ^
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- K3 B/ V: S( C2 i$ U' m0 r; P8 Fto be quiet in Church?"
0 ^- D& p+ T: {- g4 {One bright little girl replied,8 E( p# t) @+ l' l3 l
"Because people are sleeping."+ {" I D7 z( Z( s, ~
" s! _! W- e1 m0 I- Z) VA mother was preparing pancakes for j0 q5 k5 ]) X9 X! E$ K7 O
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- A) W. G" I* N, ]1 M J) VThe boys began to argue over who would" F% q4 y- C$ k ^% P- Y
get the first pancake.& |# V2 E- V3 f6 j! Y' H5 g
Their mother saw the opportunity for a' v" H9 c0 g5 E/ U6 q
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He( N2 ^( O0 z; q
would say, 'Let my brother have the
4 r. K4 l( G' q! C6 vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
) s: x! l8 F/ fKevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children. d2 W+ ?3 e+ O! u k; q* I
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,6 X/ l2 s9 a9 e; k5 p' l1 i
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ S/ f& U8 v- a# y! t Twhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.& Q+ N( n* ]9 C+ Y
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ e* z$ b" r1 M; Y. I
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.+ T, c. H w* y. a* J) c
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# m# o& \: n, S9 b: b"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 { u5 ^2 K# B; s* E$ TA wife invited some people to dinner.2 q: R: P( M! A& ]! U
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( G% u5 u& p7 Adaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. S7 n9 Z- Q% ]) ]( Z/ A0 Q* _* n0 Ablessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) |) E- N7 a7 ]9 ?! vgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ X$ g V$ P# e' x1 R' s
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head i9 M: @* g6 T8 r
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these4 p" y8 u! }" ^' Z2 h7 E) r
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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