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Kids in Church2 f0 F* e9 l4 o0 k
, q+ r6 C! _" k7 R9 w( I3-year-old Reese :* q% t4 r3 Y r% V f4 Q8 v
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 d, i# J+ \5 W6 H. r
Harold is his name.
6 P( d. x1 l0 J6 c1 OAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:: x! k0 P( Q9 m4 T: g2 l* b" _
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 v1 q8 Q# B [ y
don't worry about it.
# r7 V1 I( B7 c4 ~( Y7 }; _I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# t0 B" ]) g4 T1 iAfter the christening of his baby brother
- I8 @# e& o" g! O: w+ Iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: G' b; p6 ]( U# w$ @9 N3 Hin the back seat of the car. His father asked; I! O9 B$ U* o: i5 H
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) f. ?. r' h o0 P/ D' B2 u; c( N
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& v4 Y1 X. m9 `( I& ?us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted* n) L8 `5 Y* r) {2 P9 k1 r! {
to stay with you guys."
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; e/ D& Q$ [ h+ I+ ]One particular four-year-old prayed,
. ?% d, j2 t4 e& z9 e0 ^( K"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ z, S" `4 ]# g/ ]- Y) Awe forgive those who put trash in our3 D. ?, R. N3 Y9 n5 x
baskets."
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4 p X4 j& d, M( \# c( C' B0 @$ TA Sunday school teacher asked her2 r3 t& ^! O& O8 Y& Q
children as they were on the way to0 A, ?, b2 a3 s. m% H& S ~* L2 F
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- F- C% _% B0 Z! nto be quiet in Church?"
p( X9 R/ H3 e( b+ W# X5 sOne bright little girl replied,+ q5 J5 N$ U: G' }) \/ t; e
"Because people are sleeping."
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: I |7 s6 F: \5 @+ v+ P" ^A mother was preparing pancakes for, p- R0 s# f! b& J# E" M' k
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 R6 Y3 f1 W7 K
The boys began to argue over who would9 p8 z& f4 ^ I
get the first pancake.
4 I1 l& B( r5 s4 G; HTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
4 H7 ?, F. t1 j1 w( @5 fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He; X0 ?" M3 N% I, h
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; S$ L/ V+ ^! O+ x+ A; Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ." u1 u9 q; }# X4 D- T$ ^/ p: ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& f+ e8 j7 w# _
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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! j" O0 `4 {0 L. [, n/ ]A father was at the beach with his children/ U" d; E6 O- ~ B- w6 u& N
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,% ^3 r/ d. K- h$ i& G, T) B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% z% S" O4 b( i' J1 V9 y$ C/ M q, M5 k
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.. n, f0 ~" M3 J5 E6 {: H! @
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.) ] `: D7 [' p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 Y0 @7 H2 j# q2 @% C2 w% g4 Z3 T
The boy thought a moment and then said, _: u( p- `$ ]& k
"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 b; s; c0 U1 Q5 {A wife invited some people to dinner.
# K* \4 a; o0 O, I; `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, s# @2 U8 G) idaughter and said, "Would you like to say the7 R8 G) Z3 v# I( b% h6 R
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
Y" Y: V: x+ \0 Z. \7 Ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' s* }; @7 T) H9 ]# d# E4 rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& Y7 U& \' u2 z A3 R
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( b" D9 o- l" k$ l+ f9 [2 Z8 U# D& X+ O# K
people to dinner?") I9 i, s; f" j& f+ j! |
9 [# ^5 \! u2 ]7 Q7 t" mCheers!!!/ a' ~& H( o. n, Z1 V, Y
' _, t6 b3 _$ mPeace, love and happines! |
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