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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church# |) M6 @! t7 g( w) X
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3-year-old Reese :8 a; M( s. T4 s$ W. i7 h
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# R7 Z( F% o, j* b& W  e0 B/ ^
Harold is his name.
. Q2 C/ k8 h3 F4 s* j  yAmen."
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# \/ e  d) U  j3 \# h% m- [A little boy was overheard praying:
6 K  }/ d; n( G# B; ~"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,% {/ _0 b- f/ v& `
don't worry about it.* [' w- L  G5 N3 O) I  E8 Q! B
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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7 W; B  W- j3 R, P* Q* ~After the christening of his baby brother
9 O4 p8 z6 r& Y2 e" X, ]in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 z6 h8 w' Y& a: a6 \9 bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
" E: V! T! r, s! h, fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ G6 Z9 ?: n1 Q4 q, n4 K3 i% o9 I  C& {
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) t. s% @, [6 p& [: f: k$ ius broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
- r- C/ }1 [/ _: _1 s# ?  d0 wto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,& u  y" B5 ^. X, s. K" K6 r2 l$ |
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
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baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her& h& ~" o! @1 M7 P: D% H
children as they were on the way to
7 ^+ M5 v  l- S/ `Church service, "and why is it necessary$ d0 G& I% _" `& n# s( F
to be quiet in Church?"
3 G8 P8 }: [5 j$ O9 rOne bright little girl replied,% [# l  X" F) s: i: m; ]
"Because people are sleeping."; B/ N8 j( b3 M$ Q7 H1 K
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
! \9 R9 `0 B( _: Q/ B5 H2 dher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.& ?* h  C$ l% j
The boys began to argue over who would! o1 E' Z& W5 U  R& z7 s
get the first pancake.' B6 x5 P8 h# o- |( K* Q1 H8 s
Their mother saw the opportunity for a  [/ J  T" \% t  _0 o$ ?
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He0 J  V* c; R- V( J4 O
would say, 'Let my brother have the
# T. j" y0 g' ^/ |5 gfirst pancake, I can wait' ."8 U( h( p$ p& K" u. M9 j- K& Q( e
Kevin turned to his younger brother and# M2 t# `9 L) u: D7 o! g
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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2 G/ k9 u7 O' k' KA father was at the beach with his children
/ }7 c- n: d8 Wwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,( ^2 A7 Y8 y8 M+ G
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* s  }1 q' J( K$ Y
where a seagull lay dead in the sand./ C- L3 u: ^! O! c' S0 Z3 V& L0 A* b
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 Z# ^0 b& ?3 `+ G. N5 o& n
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 V! s, v# P+ C$ s5 G8 J7 {
The boy thought a moment and then said,
9 j; J: Q! S& y, n1 S: W"Did God throw him back down?"* b* ~/ F6 n0 A1 ]+ W+ B: y

# C# u4 q8 ~" w* a, bA wife invited some people to dinner./ W; R5 F4 _( N9 U0 h" [9 _
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old  p" S8 M$ Y( g" e4 }) q; a1 ]
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
& ]5 L. l% m/ f) @8 a, ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
! k+ [" K; s: \girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
! |- e2 R; @. \7 iThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 j: J3 q+ x- a% \
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ b0 n2 d' H* T3 [
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 % J9 X  g4 q: t! {2 z
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , M1 K, N8 A3 Y/ w% I

, q7 l+ d1 t' _1 }5 D7 q" VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.% c3 ~" A- f+ x6 u1 I0 n" _. I# y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ Z$ K5 h8 {" Y
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" & G, R6 b/ K) H+ g- Y8 p( [, j
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & [+ F+ M* C) ?" A, X* x9 {" u

1 h, Z6 Q$ o& t) `+ a" saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 O+ `( H% J1 j3 m8 Y) [8 zRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" ]' E  z% W+ S4 \4 O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 |% `; V- p; j; ~+ v6 y/ _0 CMy boy's eyes turned ...

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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 ) w; O0 b4 X: c; [( w0 v

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 _, }" s( _/ ?% _% o& }: h% _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 v7 F4 r/ k# X7 URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( \9 u4 V' O: {+ X3 b0 J
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, W, |* w" F; R  ^% mMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ S% R* `( ~: q3 E6 A/ S
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& j& ^3 l. ^& H( w  `
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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