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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :0 l1 A) Y, O/ j9 K- i
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 [% h3 V* U# ?
Harold is his name.
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# p `) Z7 y, x+ IA little boy was overheard praying:9 g/ J* e }! k l
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 ~& B6 [$ u/ F9 P# G
don't worry about it.
: v0 c4 T/ v* A/ GI'm having a real good time like I am."
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) x+ X& B6 z, C/ AAfter the christening of his baby brother( [2 }4 s' T& j- \( [
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 e9 H4 b( ]0 ], ]6 g, Din the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 M: w# Q7 o' Y, y; b2 G/ K+ Ohim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 n5 n: b% s, ~4 w0 cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted) J+ R0 W" U6 @' g6 D7 e
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. ], D+ e9 l; S$ E
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
: l4 y U' o t* M( x; Q; \/ A! \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' \9 i( w$ ~. n$ T$ twe forgive those who put trash in our
1 j9 f$ A# u% I) F0 dbaskets."
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) K9 W! `2 j' Q1 x$ y3 vA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,2 ?; N, K" ]) S. S5 A% t5 g5 c. ]
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for) L Y0 ~+ Y* i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.- V5 t. Y" n3 Q. s8 B- y Q
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a% r6 @! e" c7 N4 A+ I. b
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: K8 J+ i# O1 {' O
would say, 'Let my brother have the
3 I" K9 i9 l# n# M& bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."* y; t" z2 i. X
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
# U: h6 e' N9 n5 |0 S# ^7 Q- Nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children) F- }, L0 U9 O3 V: y L
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
7 b9 F) Q3 _6 g Pgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ O( n. F" a7 K. v) Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: z# g* c' z u" t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 B) }2 S: a; \ B% W"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.% H7 R7 X: P) D* L, ^5 E L7 j' m
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, J7 b% b4 p0 W% s/ I"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ Q- ~( ~2 p, D" W) IA wife invited some people to dinner.+ G) \& S& l6 z$ j# P, q0 W
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 B* D& T5 W) b A, r
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the, O7 k) K+ O( q, t- c% a
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ T1 ~# h9 ?: ^ @
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 p) s" U# a; Q6 s# v& f; ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ z7 K g& O+ J0 q) X
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 k5 M" s4 |# ?6 Q' b- e/ s/ o
people to dinner?": Z' ^5 l0 G$ J1 V! ^5 y/ e
* q* F8 {5 ~' J! mCheers!!!/ k4 g- ?* t- u% e( @3 q+ R
2 ?& I! O+ w xPeace, love and happines! |
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