可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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# |2 L; y% `" S4 S9 q/ A$ y! g: y3-year-old Reese :
" _; E4 t- {0 U. x3 H1 N"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
' h- c1 E5 f7 {) k1 c$ r5 g4 }"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
& P; z( H! q* @$ \/ udon't worry about it.
' ^0 A, x# [- s$ d1 |+ HI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! X  ?- t* T% q3 a( ?in the back seat of the car. His father asked
  h' |% |# @) G  I' H. \him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
- P7 Z# b. v8 Q5 B& I1 f9 B0 sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 x- i" O3 B8 `( I. [; B* `1 m9 \8 wto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
  V- m) p. j7 a, Jbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
- x) n; p; S3 `# X4 c$ J" fChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
3 X8 Z6 p; [+ h* l1 e- hOne bright little girl replied,
7 T2 u& A8 G" [: }"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ w6 [' B2 O6 h" V, _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
" K9 t, \  Y; ?/ l! _moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
( ]$ A- r, h4 {7 A: A7 gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ O- v1 C. b3 ^. fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 H0 s1 q2 C% _; _+ B; L- e$ ?5 z( z5 vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. g  }" n& L% z. b"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
3 Z9 V8 r1 g7 A8 S- P% J"Did God throw him back down?"

% o' Q  _1 f8 Y. y$ w6 X7 cA wife invited some people to dinner.
9 w  H4 V) `( P; g& Q. B7 {At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* d  f8 S5 k5 a% D! F- edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( e8 Q  f" e/ t3 bThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
" D1 r! u. D( G$ Vand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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4 K: v, m: K/ M& `1 m* W2 nCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ h( ?/ A2 P! K+ Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

6 D+ D& @% C8 M) b+ y" f5 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# U7 Z$ P4 j5 `, ~" }My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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: |) f& I. k) J4 Z4 J好好吃

4 G. s4 v4 l1 a! l) n* \ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 q% i' P0 ]2 }* h7 b( p- l) Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 l' h5 y. r- j8 u0 x: }4 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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% ~4 b+ E" X' k9 O0 m% Q" `' a6 WAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 e' G/ [9 z" w6 haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! b' @) C* f2 lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  ?- X2 A6 `- m& jMy boy's eyes turned ...

+ `1 `% X: Q+ N$ ~* SThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby