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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church2 f0 F* e9 l4 o0 k

, q+ r6 C! _" k7 R9 w( I3-year-old Reese :* q% t4 r3 Y  r% V  f4 Q8 v
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 d, i# J+ \5 W6 H. r
Harold is his name.
6 P( d. x1 l0 J6 c1 OAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:: x! k0 P( Q9 m4 T: g2 l* b" _
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 v1 q8 Q# B  [  y
don't worry about it.
# r7 V1 I( B7 c4 ~( Y7 }; _I'm having a real good time like I am."
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# t0 B" ]) g4 T1 iAfter the christening of his baby brother
- I8 @# e& o" g! O: w+ Iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: G' b; p6 ]( U# w$ @9 N3 Hin the back seat of the car. His father asked; I! O9 B$ U* o: i5 H
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) f. ?. r' h  o0 P/ D' B2 u; c( N
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& v4 Y1 X. m9 `( I& ?us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted* n) L8 `5 Y* r) {2 P9 k1 r! {
to stay with you guys."
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; e/ D& Q$ [  h+ I+ ]One particular four-year-old prayed,
. ?% d, j2 t4 e& z9 e0 ^( K"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ z, S" `4 ]# g/ ]- Y) Awe forgive those who put trash in our3 D. ?, R. N3 Y9 n5 x
baskets."
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4 p  X4 j& d, M( \# c( C' B0 @$ TA Sunday school teacher asked her2 r3 t& ^! O& O8 Y& Q
children as they were on the way to0 A, ?, b2 a3 s. m% H& S  ~* L2 F
Church service, "and why is it necessary
- F- C% _% B0 Z! nto be quiet in Church?"
  p( X9 R/ H3 e( b+ W# X5 sOne bright little girl replied,+ q5 J5 N$ U: G' }) \/ t; e
"Because people are sleeping."
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: I  |7 s6 F: \5 @+ v+ P" ^A mother was preparing pancakes for, p- R0 s# f! b& J# E" M' k
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.2 R6 Y3 f1 W7 K
The boys began to argue over who would9 p8 z& f4 ^  I
get the first pancake.
4 I1 l& B( r5 s4 G; HTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
4 H7 ?, F. t1 j1 w( @5 fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He; X0 ?" M3 N% I, h
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; S$ L/ V+ ^! O+ x+ A; Nfirst pancake, I can wait' ."  u1 u9 q; }# X4 D- T$ ^/ p: ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& f+ e8 j7 w# _
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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! j" O0 `4 {0 L. [, n/ ]A father was at the beach with his children/ U" d; E6 O- ~  B- w6 u& N
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,% ^3 r/ d. K- h$ i& G, T) B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore% z% S" O4 b( i' J1 V9 y$ C/ M  q, M5 k
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.. n, f0 ~" M3 J5 E6 {: H! @
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.) ]  `: D7 [' p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 Y0 @7 H2 j# q2 @% C2 w% g4 Z3 T
The boy thought a moment and then said,  _: u( p- `$ ]& k
"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 b; s; c0 U1 Q5 {A wife invited some people to dinner.
# K* \4 a; o0 O, I; `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, s# @2 U8 G) idaughter and said, "Would you like to say the7 R8 G) Z3 v# I( b% h6 R
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
  Y" Y: V: x+ \0 Z. \7 Ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
' s* }; @7 T) H9 ]# d# E4 rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& Y7 U& \' u2 z  A3 R
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( b" D9 o- l" k$ l+ f9 [2 Z8 U# D& X+ O# K
people to dinner?") I9 i, s; f" j& f+ j! |

9 [# ^5 \! u2 ]7 Q7 t" mCheers!!!/ a' ~& H( o. n, Z1 V, Y

' _, t6 b3 _$ mPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
" Z' D) H2 I- ?Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; B, W4 e- l8 G5 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 C- r; U" `, I( ?4 k; N3 ~! v" ], r"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 r9 L7 D5 m! s3 m: L& e/ N' mMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. r3 _& s+ `6 `I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , b- M* b( F. A2 n  N# _

( k, j4 I# K* W7 Maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 3 u( D2 f' B& l! X! }- {$ R7 Q
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% r' e8 U! P  o"Don't be selfish!" I said.# _& L: h! i7 Y0 ^# L. K' J# q
My boy's eyes turned ...
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0 X6 Y4 I( y1 z' u& m' X8 t  d好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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5 ^9 Q: q. F" O6 Qha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" T+ P2 n+ U  ~3 [, W% _& caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  S7 b/ H# F" W& f$ sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 b! i- f$ S2 d"Don't be selfish!" I said.& ]1 I$ D- k- ^) ]! a7 K
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 {+ O4 U) b; @

1 M( S  j9 J3 T0 w$ a+ l9 f# {0 {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 O8 ^; N1 \" a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* {6 ^* m4 F+ d% H8 e# TMy boy's eyes turned ...
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0 N; f- ^8 o- N* j# F  gThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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