可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
5 j. O4 E! e/ A% s( m4 eAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 I/ x, h0 k) odon't worry about it.
% b: y& ?3 g9 j# ^+ O3 wI'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 p$ j! B% U8 qAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ C: r4 P4 w; ]9 a7 oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
1 S; S$ v; c$ {7 k! M8 q5 s% Z. K' Lhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 n" `, h$ i8 W, B  Dus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

- x2 ?; I# V8 h$ |One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
( B; `( o% z  P( ^9 Ybaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
6 M" K' S: ^; B3 bchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
+ \- n4 y  h) |% e"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
! }! b. F$ S4 CThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 ^/ }1 i: c& X" p! Pwould say, 'Let my brother have the
/ \: _8 G0 t7 d% H, Cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
( M1 F$ v+ ]: ysaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
( ?$ j% ]! p8 R* w% v0 C7 z, `when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 H! f) `- u, ?/ n: C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 ^0 p" o- a) r5 m* u" \The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
; u1 E  r8 ~. K1 I$ b# ~: rAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
9 W4 {6 p# S. K6 z5 c, Q# Udaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ W1 u  b& \2 C& j; K" r2 k( dblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
4 t. ], o# P) ~. q; A" t5 M2 G6 Oand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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. _& m4 ~7 E- d% l7 t9 tCheers!!!

0 U  {  U1 {+ @- ]2 O* DPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 b+ F. m# h% J8 S5 yVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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- @1 e2 h* y( K% K  O& Q" s' RRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  L* @9 |, h- `, y* S5 `& i6 x"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
' t* J) K' G- Q+ J& }# ]6 mI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ |' M: J* {# d$ zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ m. u! X& D% M) {' X! N& H* x! tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! n. X1 O  W' j9 |8 z) r) c9 GMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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. r( a- M6 I# A; P, f7 Q2 l' n好好吃

* D; W$ U  Y$ j  Nha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" x" b4 e  y; U3 A- }* zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ `  U$ g3 @# E( t, x6 k" Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; p0 ~* ?! k' G2 aMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; C4 W4 }9 Z2 z" Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

6 n8 \) W  L9 LThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby