可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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0 J9 g7 J- h" D" x! ~3-year-old Reese :
+ O; K( Q  A; {4 Q! l* q2 u"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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& J7 D) m/ P: g# D  `9 s/ f' |A little boy was overheard praying:
2 x& q: ?0 m+ a) w' o" `"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( R! `# m: T% D% idon't worry about it.
  Z# T( Y3 T2 W- K5 OI'm having a real good time like I am."
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0 h: N4 M" M/ y+ {After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
% i5 m  }) W9 x( g" \* `in the back seat of the car. His father asked
6 A5 B4 L3 I7 G  Ehim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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. s, a6 g3 y+ |* B/ M  Z: yOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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& R# D/ T% l- ]& M5 l; eOne bright little girl replied,
9 ~' j* V/ G, h8 n  X0 ~"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
$ w2 l8 V0 @( b5 _5 d7 }4 b7 j% oher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% k0 G& A# ]' P' sThe boys began to argue over who would
; A& ?0 X, z6 e5 pget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
( X8 y1 M! Z8 rmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 V, R( z" m/ Zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
# |1 j1 u0 [5 a0 P' F0 O3 g' R  CKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ T7 |4 ~0 @* X2 J; hsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: z% M* j+ h- y2 Y- n/ P"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- x7 s0 ?. N, S5 b2 g2 \# ?3 `"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
- I) f9 g) p: M% d1 p% D" p, UAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# J9 ]$ Y  P, E2 }daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 b  a( o/ y2 m5 Y) gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
5 n/ E3 r' |) W2 dThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ _  i! j4 G- V3 N! X' b: g) R' Jpeople to dinner?"

  A) A5 y5 m5 k/ HCheers!!!
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/ L* q) \0 H2 Z7 A. r/ OPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

8 [. v4 ?  t, i4 e/ x" K0 {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- |  y3 e4 {7 q. @5 X+ O! ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
' S7 m. e# S& H! n+ a% fI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

  h- ?3 p) X, L" r3 ?/ r0 p, E" @aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
# S1 x& g5 V6 a5 |9 L7 B; _  k& x
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 m- D7 s1 p  {# N- y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 g  ~9 ]$ V. p1 N5 i: C2 U5 J3 @My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


7 E  X0 r8 f* D/ b好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: S' Z$ P, t8 w7 j5 j  e  x1 Y, jMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

7 s% d& K; K1 [8 m9 Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 |, ]+ k/ D1 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ }1 M& ~9 E' _. M* Q% V5 S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
8 h+ c$ r4 H0 v0 S$ g  x0 SMy boy's eyes turned ...

- x+ R( b8 P) Q% d' {; K* w8 @Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby