可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
, N$ e' g  ^. N+ }* k"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. h5 ^  ~8 N/ S+ r! OHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
/ V# ?" i4 F8 w, N0 U# T: ]7 B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
# @1 L/ I; Z* ]I'm having a real good time like I am."

0 g4 ~+ c5 z; A% y( qAfter the christening of his baby brother
; u! r$ R/ O3 q6 Tin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 a( h4 `  X% U1 ]in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
& r6 ^* Q$ \+ u. C& l) u6 Bus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
7 N. n2 j* N# }1 I& ], J% Zto stay with you guys."
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( v: X4 A$ D4 I5 I, ^One particular four-year-old prayed,
* W! |% T* D4 W/ b9 @8 A( F"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 A6 G- a+ ~; dwe forgive those who put trash in our
+ U8 N3 B2 B' bbaskets."

  G$ H4 ~$ V7 H5 x: h8 K3 rA Sunday school teacher asked her
4 G$ `0 k$ Z: B6 z6 X9 kchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
5 G, c# J& m5 K( w! @to be quiet in Church?"
/ L( z  V/ _8 [' ~4 L2 O  c# n$ MOne bright little girl replied,
6 z" b3 z2 T6 K- r6 L- x. f2 @7 L"Because people are sleeping."
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4 A' ]: w. q( \' [/ OA mother was preparing pancakes for
- f0 M2 i/ h- e: [; p( h; gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' G' d& ]0 p- o9 G+ G! p% @* SThe boys began to argue over who would
* y. ]; G# M' e# W4 t+ z% oget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
/ ]$ O. }8 j8 H- @1 p% Dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
' C. z, e+ [! r1 jKevin turned to his younger brother and
4 F3 B$ n$ C  O8 M4 \. s: dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 M0 B4 h9 n3 i- [A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 t6 o3 k9 Z3 e# X* }) X% r5 cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
6 x$ ^3 J3 q* k! u8 c2 S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
) z# s% y# ~3 t/ k- \) c7 M+ N"Did God throw him back down?"
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( U( k8 G/ M/ IA wife invited some people to dinner.
( v7 \1 D( B! YAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
  m% @8 v, @# P$ A/ bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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2 D  q" ^  g  ?5 x* S5 ~Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
8 F& Z8 l& C; g6 f) N6 qVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

' p* E# u% x  i0 b5 _! E/ ]9 M. l& Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* ?8 H1 f1 o4 B! `7 r7 Z' E) hMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# ~: {' d. w! x9 H1 bI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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7 a2 j* T# l( \* c8 @! yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 o# J% b% }; Y" `$ i- a: X"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* r, @+ B4 y- ~) ^" _1 i: _My boy's eyes turned ...

, }8 [4 l6 C# N. ^2 U1 ?好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

1 r2 B5 [  Y5 h+ o' y! b% G% k( PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; H( X/ `) n# d+ }/ Y7 i& dMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
+ W3 _! j# ]* Y3 f7 ]5 n( x  h
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 e: E7 K% T+ }+ n"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

7 `# I5 `( w1 b+ f1 fThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby