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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :0 l1 A) Y, O/ j9 K- i
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 [% h3 V* U# ?
Harold is his name.
2 v3 p' A" `, w: }, v1 j* r% AAmen."
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# p  `) Z7 y, x+ IA little boy was overheard praying:9 g/ J* e  }! k  l
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 ~& B6 [$ u/ F9 P# G
don't worry about it.
: v0 c4 T/ v* A/ GI'm having a real good time like I am."
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) x+ X& B6 z, C/ AAfter the christening of his baby brother( [2 }4 s' T& j- \( [
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
2 e9 H4 b( ]0 ], ]6 g, Din the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 M: w# Q7 o' Y, y; b2 G/ K+ Ohim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 n5 n: b% s, ~4 w0 cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted) J+ R0 W" U6 @' g6 D7 e
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. ], D+ e9 l; S$ E
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
: l4 y  U' o  t* M( x; Q; \/ A! \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' \9 i( w$ ~. n$ T$ twe forgive those who put trash in our
1 j9 f$ A# u% I) F0 dbaskets."
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) K9 W! `2 j' Q1 x$ y3 vA Sunday school teacher asked her
& \6 q' U( x- e  e% U! y$ ?( H# \/ Uchildren as they were on the way to" O8 ^& o* q; r5 I
Church service, "and why is it necessary
' |5 X7 P2 Q. T8 P2 V( P$ ^to be quiet in Church?"* }# g& _- @2 V' ^" Q$ F
One bright little girl replied,2 ?; N, K" ]) S. S5 A% t5 g5 c. ]
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for) L  Y0 ~+ Y* i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.- V5 t. Y" n3 Q. s8 B- y  Q
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a% r6 @! e" c7 N4 A+ I. b
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: K8 J+ i# O1 {' O
would say, 'Let my brother have the
3 I" K9 i9 l# n# M& bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."* y; t" z2 i. X
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
# U: h6 e' N9 n5 |0 S# ^7 Q- Nsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children) F- }, L0 U9 O3 V: y  L
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
7 b9 F) Q3 _6 g  Pgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ O( n. F" a7 K. v) Hwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: z# g* c' z  u" t"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 B) }2 S: a; \  B% W"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.% H7 R7 X: P) D* L, ^5 E  L7 j' m
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, J7 b% b4 p0 W% s/ I"Did God throw him back down?"
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/ Q- ~( ~2 p, D" W) IA wife invited some people to dinner.+ G) \& S& l6 z$ j# P, q0 W
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 B* D& T5 W) b  A, r
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the, O7 k) K+ O( q, t- c% a
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ T1 ~# h9 ?: ^  @
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 p) s" U# a; Q6 s# v& f; ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ z7 K  g& O+ J0 q) X
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 k5 M" s4 |# ?6 Q' b- e/ s/ o
people to dinner?": Z' ^5 l0 G$ J1 V! ^5 y/ e

* q* F8 {5 ~' J! mCheers!!!/ k4 g- ?* t- u% e( @3 q+ R

2 ?& I! O+ w  xPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ d6 q1 P# j" _$ c8 S1 t$ R0 cVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

% x# W: D- g- b' i) Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 8 n% F, ?1 N+ S7 b% G5 e% `3 n" i
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 k9 n! s, D6 A4 T7 E
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: ^1 @7 Y7 ?0 d+ S  LMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 5 ~) H5 y+ H) s( P" K: ^3 w! k
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) M  \6 ^+ Y5 ?' Y3 K

) V6 |& U& A/ u& Taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.% V0 b* U' j7 Y  e
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 u+ r6 T8 O* ]* p5 a. g1 {My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 : P1 y" a( k0 u' X. C

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6 L) Z! z8 n- y  B) ]; M2 U/ d; v4 Y好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 u& V" a  Z0 K: p

3 ~; U7 m, {9 F; `: g4 l6 G1 `. Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ e. u+ a" j: O9 \! ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) O% ]0 C& j( {- G; y$ jMy boy's eyes turned ...

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5 s  [% w- V" c: bAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , O: j( h6 ~* L

) ]2 g+ \- V# |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 a8 B- A* m9 J4 aRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct., e- {1 K& q1 k  M! R
"Don't be selfish!" I said." @: ~9 H4 G3 n( y* ]7 g+ S
My boy's eyes turned ...
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% Z  o! [$ q. X' Z8 ^5 p: r/ o; }$ QThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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