可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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( {# G) c: @3 [* v* M3-year-old Reese :
) h  G. I4 G6 y, r  @4 Q- P"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

  v4 u, D; @& E6 d8 M" Z% @A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ N* q1 m; f  x8 O1 Wdon't worry about it.
2 Q; [# m, a# m1 |9 v7 J; WI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 L! `* C- y5 Q7 }( x# E6 K5 e; Hhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
8 B1 y) _0 P% _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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6 C; V, \' m& j' xOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

) u: L' ~/ H7 `A Sunday school teacher asked her
$ _9 U3 S4 ~+ W" E) o: bchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
) r* f, v" \7 @One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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4 W! u* p' K! d# C$ `/ AA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
0 _: C, O* C! Gget the first pancake.
( q- b# @- n2 Y9 uTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
. m0 E$ ?& r! b  Q0 V/ Gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* g  r& n6 E+ X" i; s4 H- rgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. r( ^  x# P' R, s# dwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 Y* t2 ?" o! ^2 M. xThe boy thought a moment and then said,
" [; m5 u7 b  m"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 ^7 o& y* ~1 tA wife invited some people to dinner.
' G8 ^7 r( F1 }+ j$ lAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% P( K% R- `# w* ?0 A- xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! N. e$ X, ~& i6 Z9 Eblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
3 z* _; W; N. ~$ A9 iThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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. G7 ~9 s. G2 ~8 j$ g- wPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& F+ ]8 }6 r2 o6 J"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ B. _2 o$ P" X9 xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( M' Y) B9 Q6 m# N5 ?"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! Y: h0 G7 E) q& J. h7 fMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 E7 V. G3 j# M/ e0 e; C1 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; C. y& ?8 O2 n+ d, mMy boy's eyes turned ...

. V0 L5 ?" \' N# u1 vAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ u( e5 u- U. Y+ q& J7 l: kMy boy's eyes turned ...

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! X+ [1 r1 T+ _" R' A8 {4 }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby