可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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6 j) s! c" I8 h- |2 T3-year-old Reese :
* t7 J' S& }0 `4 R( ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 f! E. y7 ^3 q0 ^  ?: NHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
& y6 n, v. }3 u0 ^/ ddon't worry about it.
0 w( m; u( I, m) ]0 P+ cI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. n6 q5 M4 Z& O& h4 Q4 Bin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; }! z3 e3 D! l8 k! A4 Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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6 l# p: u9 o0 W- L# |One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 f: f: x! J& }0 a% h* ~" q"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
+ E9 Y; X$ k0 V1 X! Q% q. z( vOne bright little girl replied,
, R4 @! f  F' N8 N4 O9 r8 Q"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 L0 ?$ ^3 [9 pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 ^9 h2 P, t6 M: a6 l9 R. Q# YThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 P2 k* M/ V% t4 ?$ P9 _& cKevin turned to his younger brother and
* Q% n! Y2 T% _. J+ Dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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' x3 K" G) @8 ?2 `( S, q) I5 l# UA father was at the beach with his children
' @$ ~; f2 B" e* awhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; b% p! E7 v1 ]% }# X! R. Awhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 _- N" D' G8 Q"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  \4 x9 S4 L6 I  F% @1 g7 ~( u"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ ^. q" x. }" w6 N1 `. FAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ q0 ^3 Q+ I  _8 vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 H* }' K. ^2 `, n# n. n) A. K; }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: |% N$ T8 y" `% z! ^and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
4 O$ B' y, ]8 lpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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& m7 v% U2 ?) q, J. z* S" UPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
6 J* c' Z+ y3 P- [6 s. ]* WVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ P8 {: h0 C  ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* h9 Y" L, V1 \  u4 _" @; RMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
2 k8 r( H4 m( H! u% @" y1 PI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

6 |6 C% e( J+ B, w* Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

  ]: L1 `. K# q1 o1 q# B# sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ o# l. s2 O6 j8 k"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 t1 J8 f0 Z# W( Z4 c4 k9 {My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

1 O* d7 E* b! h5 C+ i2 ~Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& }1 t' i/ t2 K  s  h# {% f. TMy boy's eyes turned ...

3 |3 a; ^' R% m, H3 y8 AAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

+ o  f( `& D4 U4 Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* G7 [6 m8 P) J- ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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1 O" D" i2 b$ R& T' y: I& DThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby