可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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! ~+ A# w  I. V, [3-year-old Reese :
6 j0 n7 h/ X" n# v+ B"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
! g+ ~: O' B; b$ [Harold is his name.
* L8 X: d7 j* G+ ZAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
1 ?) H3 E  `+ c! A; e1 l& _"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 C! A0 l- w. _  f2 j/ {don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
; H7 w1 C; n" \* ?! @$ V  k* H3 Min church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 ]6 n5 F5 E7 R. O3 V' dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 `+ @$ t0 T/ K, |# r8 vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 E  o  E6 Q; Y3 d8 U  V' Fto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
4 W; e' k; X- S, Y"Because people are sleeping."
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! K# z5 D) S6 @* l$ D! MA mother was preparing pancakes for
. v4 {$ b2 P: ]- d# m: vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
) Q7 t& W# }1 r% O& G& D" xTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
. g& p9 Z, O" u' e4 h+ swould say, 'Let my brother have the
+ n8 N  h' l8 V: Lfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
, E! H4 u* Z' Z- J& Rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" k% n" e, W3 N- p' N8 tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ Q3 \8 X' T! D- Y1 V* ]( `9 E* S  rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ _; z1 C- m, q3 u+ d: O' c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 B' n, L  Y- P, \% `% h9 F"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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: Y0 K8 R+ x9 G% NA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ ~2 p6 I# u  J* C! Hblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
+ j/ u7 H9 Y& h7 Vgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 b+ g0 P  Y3 R; y; Z5 `! @8 cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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* y. c2 e' G' w: _( h7 G& aCheers!!!
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3 j# M: d6 C: ^, n8 ]4 r1 v5 |# w! ePeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ \6 n6 T' w% G$ f9 h5 |7 i& L4 YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 E, @1 h! o2 Q% e& o2 aMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- Q, c& z( a1 t# u8 k; t$ g! xI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

' H- x/ z, o0 w0 |! P9 TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

& N8 n5 Z' t: a; i好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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6 c3 s4 }- g9 x好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

3 \1 g- b  `4 L; `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

7 w- S1 r* q) r+ c' F) nRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" ]# |. p+ P1 L( a- W% V/ S, L7 ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

3 z! y* i0 @/ q3 Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; E0 B2 T5 R, ]- x9 z3 w" sMy boy's eyes turned ...

; C9 r8 M6 u1 b, v3 y/ WThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby