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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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! ~+ A# w  I. V, [3-year-old Reese :
6 j0 n7 h/ X" n# v+ B"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
! g+ ~: O' B; b$ [Harold is his name.
* L8 X: d7 j* G+ ZAmen."2 p- A; o1 @2 Y/ B: P) w2 x
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A little boy was overheard praying:
1 ?) H3 E  `+ c! A; e1 l& _"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 C! A0 l- w. _  f2 j/ {don't worry about it.+ f# A( k7 Q, ]7 d
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 ]6 n5 F5 E7 R. O3 V' dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 `+ @$ t0 T/ K, |# r8 vboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted/ H+ H* c+ s5 f( C, w- z
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
6 E  o  E6 Q; Y3 d8 U  V' Fto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,1 u! W+ J$ M9 }+ f0 [2 ^  ?$ S7 }
"And forgive us our trash baskets as" @' V9 d  ]( u* Q" N+ }6 @
we forgive those who put trash in our
- d- @- K8 b: Xbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her: {" T, V8 x4 j
children as they were on the way to8 ~8 M, r: J, b* u1 B
Church service, "and why is it necessary" Z5 ?; t% T2 d- Q
to be quiet in Church?") ~" U' v0 O9 }) k; ?" P" k2 j
One bright little girl replied,
4 W; e' k; X- S, Y"Because people are sleeping."
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! K# z5 D) S6 @* l$ D! MA mother was preparing pancakes for
. v4 {$ b2 P: ]- d# m: vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( y9 J, _. o, c! Z
The boys began to argue over who would1 B# e4 E" i$ j0 e5 J( w  u
get the first pancake.
) Q7 t& W# }1 r% O& G& D" xTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ _8 \9 `4 b! v2 B2 d( j% W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
. g& p9 Z, O" u' e4 h+ swould say, 'Let my brother have the
+ n8 N  h' l8 V: Lfirst pancake, I can wait' ."9 ]4 ]# J+ `/ G+ \+ k* M6 R0 N
Kevin turned to his younger brother and' ~8 t, L. E( ^  f
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
, E! H4 u* Z' Z- J& Rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" k% n" e, W3 N- p' N8 tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ Q3 \8 X' T! D- Y1 V* ]( `9 E* S  rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ _; z1 C- m, q3 u+ d: O' c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 B' n, L  Y- P, \% `% h9 F"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' u5 k3 F& z, p/ g4 C  z9 I& |8 q
The boy thought a moment and then said,0 n6 z' O, r  G; B& a: L
"Did God throw him back down?"
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: Y0 K8 R+ x9 G% NA wife invited some people to dinner.! w5 e& G- f; t# N$ i6 A
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 U/ {/ ]* M; B* ]+ Q* W/ `
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ ~2 p6 I# u  J* C! Hblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
+ j/ u7 H9 Y& h7 Vgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
1 b+ g0 P  Y3 R; y; Z5 `! @8 cThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head; Z  u8 ?6 u( |/ j: v" q
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" |* \1 `! t" Z" A, B! v$ {
people to dinner?"
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* y. c2 e' G' w: _( h7 G& aCheers!!!
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3 j# M: d6 C: ^, n8 ]4 r1 v5 |# w! ePeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 1 Z8 N' _; z2 P6 {
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 k# m, I. \4 x# m3 w

$ \6 n6 T' w% G$ f9 h5 |7 i& L4 YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* I( w3 u+ H+ X2 @+ `5 Q
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 E, @1 h! o2 Q% e& o2 aMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- Q, c& z( a1 t# u8 k; t$ g! xI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 * u% q6 c5 s2 _: M6 O$ {. M+ j
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( z9 D5 }: O9 i5 B8 B1 d

' H- x/ z, o0 w0 |! P9 TRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 q$ Y( P* f0 t' W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.& C3 j/ q& o9 \2 a9 A
My boy's eyes turned ...
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& N8 n5 Z' t: a; i好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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6 c3 s4 }- g9 x好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 / E7 R" s7 O) Q7 A

3 \1 g- b  `4 L; `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: % ]% m9 o" r0 p! [! ]7 O4 ?% g

7 w- S1 r* q) r+ c' F) nRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" ]# |. p+ P1 L( a- W% V/ S, L7 ^"Don't be selfish!" I said., f2 j  T9 }, z9 n5 x
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 a1 ?! t& ?5 F6 K

3 z! y* i0 @/ q3 Daha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 0 Q9 \9 N8 j  N3 L" r4 O- y
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ O# X) ^! g! k& G, [
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; E0 B2 T5 R, ]- x9 z3 w" sMy boy's eyes turned ...
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; C9 r8 M6 u1 b, v3 y/ WThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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