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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : - @; Z0 f* b4 d% p
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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1 L' R, s9 o" Q b2 F7 j3 `Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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, }4 h9 d8 H0 k6 s: LIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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& `+ D$ Y0 j0 [$ F& e$ mLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- : E% A( z9 ?' ]3 V2 x) B
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ) G$ U& m n+ N8 }( O# N
" w( R# Q1 M) A+ V9 P( r8 F- oWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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& d6 D5 x3 e+ _9 J* a) JWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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* U- F% s# D4 k( P* JCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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+ _" c8 Z. Q$ `- h6 j5 Z, AWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. & T; ^' _- z2 E1 ?9 d; }- t
2 s! B0 y: L4 }Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. " `3 m& Z- i7 q
" ?% b- y* q, n# d* A3 [) mRinse conditioner off hair.
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1 l/ n! P# u7 B4 L' a) e3 [8 Y5 dShave armpits and legs.
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& j1 H( X ~! S, c p V) dTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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2 `9 u5 t9 m _; c- KSpray mold spots with Tilex. & t6 d, W" M% I- ?" p: Q) |
2 ]4 w, F0 {8 _, kGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ' \5 }5 B: |1 x
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 8 F6 k* u! `% Q: ~- E; e
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$ }2 x* h/ H _) ]0 x; F" T3 A$ UHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . `6 v+ ?, Q7 D! D# p& O0 n
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Walk naked to the bathroom.# _# d0 X9 y5 O% z+ |
' h1 ]+ P0 t5 R( ZIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ) S" _, P) u) b, p; m
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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/ y$ Q5 y0 ^- zAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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/ ^7 G$ k+ w8 y/ |Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 1 [5 Q. r$ _5 W! g/ g& B5 R$ l
- b/ k( I( h; dFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. / z, n5 f8 z/ e9 r" W% [
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 7 x9 A% t: A3 n9 e0 s$ A1 K
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' L x/ o% t2 ~. } F9 ]Rinse off and get out of shower.
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. F/ L+ c3 f4 O% \, lPartially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. + Z" H: k! J i" J
4 n# E* Q/ H5 \& vAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. * Y' h* u! A$ ?; e/ T8 k
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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5 K/ a( i! N/ t+ @If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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