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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 9 F+ G U, I' D1 y! |1 X& E
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.! Y( C- I1 Y4 _ P
7 k3 Z$ K# k- q3 nWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
7 a6 U3 t, ^ ~make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 7 u3 f/ J, ^% q3 H' V8 }. e9 P( c
, o* J- H- ?) ]: c9 M; f5 jWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. . e) }6 t# B" o% d2 U1 q7 C
* H6 g( W( `! H4 G' `Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 3 x. ?5 S, u7 ^& ] z
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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. k' d$ Z9 L: Y# _1 m& FShave armpits and legs.
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/ [5 X, {& l5 T3 Z lTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ' j: }' W2 B/ H% e
6 u7 F' Z# ]6 I% a, f! q6 X- {Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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' g7 p% ]% q" Z( b% i% vReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. % t8 P8 E! H, \" }& u
' V/ U2 K* c" L& S8 T, B2 Q" PIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ! z7 _5 Y4 S$ z7 L" D
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.! q& |- y5 N: y: ^# {
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 5 k4 T- n5 V: [* V2 L! L' H0 @
+ [0 Z- g8 N; [7 h2 ~1 MLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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0 `; q2 f# w$ j. U; ]Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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0 X" O! m% O3 I4 @' R8 b7 QGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. % D4 h" M7 z3 y- N
" g6 G4 s) {0 l) D3 a5 Q' FBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. ( @+ B! d2 @ t' t
; C9 D- n% ]$ W3 ]! d) P" E. i3 {6 dFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 4 n% s" |4 v- r
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. / m( r1 Y# d6 @7 k+ i2 V$ q8 j
: L/ n! X$ @3 {4 j3 [* uWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ! G* U" y Q$ @* d2 x) Y& R% u3 \
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Rinse off and get out of shower. ( i5 W5 v, B; s( A3 | U) G
& V7 S! m# v: R/ T- RPartially dry off.$ a+ m# n- b8 W f9 E
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ) H6 W/ }" g/ c* E0 ]8 d
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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; d( ~. \: U9 m9 k! fReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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8 i+ P* S6 L- ^% r/ ?0 s* aIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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