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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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" N1 H' G9 \2 H4 o5 \ DTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.* R8 \, ~# m4 |: X9 g. k
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.; f* _7 D% P; ? Q1 z# E7 n' d3 I
6 T4 A2 I# {6 W& U5 X8 `9 \4 {. K4 aLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ' {0 x4 [7 }( j' Z' d4 @3 d8 t
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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( @# W6 W0 t, e) O( |4 _Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.3 b) P# N$ h2 ]9 B8 U+ `. F9 X
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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+ f) `$ U" D7 W8 x, s! `! wGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 0 [ k+ p7 r% t' s
t, \# u3 K. b- ~- k8 MWrap hair in super absorbent towel. & u" r' \* Y* t1 h
2 H) ~" L( G2 x0 P6 _" A: m0 KReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: & p! }. M3 a/ \4 ^. x
2 Y4 H& r* U: ~7 p0 ZTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 9 T( p1 A7 w9 z: A9 z4 \/ U
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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a: `% `% _ oLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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5 J' N5 `, I% L& bAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. : g7 L5 `& g7 o
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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3 ^4 x2 A M3 eFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ( R: f) e. h8 B% _2 v1 u+ j
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 3 W; f" E9 E0 [: s0 o/ c: Q6 T
7 G6 R0 y5 a4 p$ U0 hWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 7 @ Z6 c" A) Q
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' t- c6 U! _. m* R+ B7 K% IRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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4 q- d/ f5 d9 U3 k1 ^7 B2 dAdmire wiener size in mirror again. # v# A3 g2 e1 B
" r. t V4 {, R! K7 z8 |Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. - b- r! [8 _# D5 u$ o+ E
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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