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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 2 d) s( m+ j% |7 Z
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.7 K: }: a6 t- o8 [, Y6 l' T
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ( H5 Y/ N5 L$ U
" w, Z0 e+ |2 Q0 u T* z" wIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- - O: n5 G5 Y1 X2 {! d
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.+ H- j( v6 r% E4 A6 t
$ @' I) q4 p/ R9 Q; G, {& HGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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3 f5 |3 u3 X5 s1 h2 ZWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. `! G! s1 I' b7 L" g
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..5 W, A# n3 n& X/ q* j
1 x) |% B9 x/ t, P( fWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ) l2 F" \- ?" ^& F
D& O1 Q! f% o6 h4 G1 Z2 QRinse conditioner off hair.* Y k$ q+ ^$ |8 h5 z! g
, A5 v% Q: _9 w; U6 X1 PShave armpits and legs.' a! R4 t1 D2 ^3 l# ?
`- P b: S, t* QTurn off shower.
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$ {% S0 Z( L+ j5 c6 M* d) uSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower." @2 s0 y/ ~$ ?2 m1 W9 R" e5 v: j
# O/ Y- S/ G! Y+ U1 l0 L7 zSpray mold spots with Tilex. # \! u2 w+ O% x5 Y) R
6 p4 n& }- m8 x3 I/ g3 K6 rGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ( s+ Z$ |7 y& f: p
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. , f3 q4 @ C$ ~( r# j( w( h
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. + W7 ^0 i5 s7 U: m/ o' ]
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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! C, I, w8 N7 @6 W2 `& }$ gWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. $ Z) Z! b6 _6 D. `# b( s
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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1 Y0 t( Z& g$ ~Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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5 L7 W% {$ r0 g. a6 Q7 H+ FGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 1 H @% M/ `" W: t. }
1 x5 U* |/ t" ^- _4 jBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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2 H3 X/ `$ ?2 sSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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& q8 n7 _' ? P- Y; B+ l4 L9 bWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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, ] j& l, z: N9 L/ Z, |Rinse off and get out of shower. 0 t! {" ^) q" n/ Z& C- l
$ i' f6 G% @- g% ]% ~" M6 `7 q% zPartially dry off.& X* L6 C% E b( c6 H
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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( v, r, k' J' oAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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: ?$ @/ D; K' E7 B1 tLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 5 H9 T+ ~" ^& k
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ( u- |! {8 n |
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Throw wet towel on bed. ( o9 _% P" s6 H
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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