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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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2 H: t8 ]6 A/ uTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.; v! T' F+ p0 ?* S2 M3 _, d
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. . q/ a+ L$ s' ^' v) S
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
* u9 z7 }  Y! x% Tmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.3 i5 u/ }2 }* `5 z0 g
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.   Q5 I2 a/ Z$ Y" e8 }0 B3 E3 Q
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 0 U7 S+ A( o6 B! i" R1 Q/ t

( \/ v' b9 Y. ^Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.* f; ?3 j* A: T% ~- z
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..( I8 `* ?5 h+ L2 L
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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' w0 u# \8 t2 \% l' @Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  7 h8 D0 w, x' U* V- w$ {3 j

8 {1 q% U; ^1 p) ]5 Y5 T5 tRinse conditioner off hair.
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5 U/ J8 R! h& x- h) @3 cShave armpits and  legs.$ {# O5 a$ p' c' w; U) O; M, c

" G2 n3 O9 Y& M  VTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.: p7 x! y' A) ^/ r: Q$ _! y9 y
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. % o8 C5 o6 F  a+ o4 h
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  ; s+ e. F- t& j$ }! x

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8 b1 Y1 w  @  k; X# y5 s# T, OReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  9 S4 m. w0 S( ^
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# c" |8 t! h2 ^& P8 uTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  % K) g0 ~; X& A- A6 A

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) \" D" Q" q8 y4 I+ C, j$ NIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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' W$ W  S! r6 iGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  7 C0 D4 `' W% J; h& X% F' n: n7 r

: G/ c, `+ P4 s5 s* Q3 `* q% @2 |' CBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  * O' x( Q" E3 x' d

9 L. Z, R0 [. fFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  4 z% M8 A% j/ i' F
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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; o1 O8 c1 Q2 B. ~$ {  D  ~Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.& r1 ~9 L/ P- |7 [  C

* T. y, t) R7 P7 u  C/ uFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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3 F) t9 M( i; t9 V0 IAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  7 s5 q/ r9 X  D! c0 V& q
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  4 y2 X+ m, J, w' O) |1 R" S0 @
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  1 }# Q3 s% o! c; Y3 r7 G) G

' @3 h. v! C/ Y! dThrow  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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