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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  0 P) Q0 g* W$ o' T8 o) i

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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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+ q% b! L6 ~- I# UWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ! O/ [# q, k. z  q% q  `) O6 I( o
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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/ t. }9 ~- n) m' D/ E) wLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  7 r8 X% b7 t2 c) Y: O0 [
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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- @' G2 f! x! w$ f) zGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 [; [4 `; M$ c" j9 G" [2 L

3 {. e: v& u2 W2 e3 xWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. " H, N9 z. g: o, @3 x' A

1 z3 C! |  b) \, E" J( T% aWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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7 }* [: e6 l. U# h) V# g( x& hCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  $ W% c) Z4 }% @: K  _
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Rinse conditioner off hair./ o2 l8 p% @! a4 S3 ]
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Shave armpits and  legs.% ~5 v% t3 h/ s6 ^8 x0 @! c

0 ^0 g  c8 L% M# sTurn off shower.  {- K# {* {4 l" q
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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9 j. d% z3 l5 r) Z3 P% P8 OGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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1 f$ {. p8 C! O% h# V% gReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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% D- H. G1 O  YIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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- f5 J5 a, i4 `8 RHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  * |* ~" c$ G7 z# e2 M: s
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Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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2 h! s) ^* ~+ k2 `% I# nWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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+ `) x. Z# }4 H7 o9 K: `1 [If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  $ V: q2 N& j/ L( |& S% W/ X
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  0 M5 B- h2 U7 T7 C" }

# p" n. j1 g* h! }; A$ e! qGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  7 v2 z3 K8 f+ P& y& w6 T

. h8 W$ Z9 W  y" [" DBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  9 x4 ^7 D  g* O' e* {

& T- f3 S( r- W% N+ eFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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' l$ a1 V% ]& `# k. RSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  ! @: f' r. |0 `# e
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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+ T  O% D6 ~; c4 D& u8 ^Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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0 q8 v6 _/ c% w: g8 EPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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; A1 H# L5 Q, P8 xThrow  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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