Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 `* U4 u3 ^3 }4 o* qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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/ u9 X$ l- F: S# T8 u' ^) w9 BWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
* e& y% U2 `" F! C1 X2 ]" gweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
7 i# x% z* P4 c6 M& F, LI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
% Y/ V; b" }; O- [1 v; v1 `6 ]silk pajamas.'

: ^) _2 s0 t  D; l( EThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
% B5 E( j' V, F8 U  W; Q1 q3 aexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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2 W) J7 s7 U) y. g# |: S" dThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

! {7 f" o3 G3 oHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
- i6 }& n' K  sdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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2 p3 E  A3 z& pThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........