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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go; ~9 {. k( j1 I' u, M4 _' b
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ L W0 _2 M7 B- H! [Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
) o/ U1 k$ g' X5 Y% Uweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &6 e: `1 ^! w0 u2 x' W3 L6 _6 S
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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; F& b% V2 c) ~, d3 q4 @The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did+ V$ @/ V* ]8 V6 K( U; K
exactly what her husband asked." {: q6 j1 I. w) s2 E/ i* E
) \0 r5 H* w1 }/ Q! X, S gThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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& Q, ~/ @. d3 Y. N! O0 ~The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?7 o" e& E' q# d8 h, `8 g. k
$ M& ?. U% s5 B# X4 S, bHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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