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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go8 R1 s# }$ }/ P9 E
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that' H9 @1 }9 _/ b+ r* \1 a U9 f/ U
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue& f, S# y" \) O! J4 A7 [& g3 G
silk pajamas.'$ c5 U7 L0 g3 a% [; Y' m% K
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did# e7 ^# M2 ^0 p1 |5 S; f
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.6 A l2 C7 p2 r$ ?+ ]& J- y5 A
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?. Q5 k( z; J- _6 n
- h' Q% G: A% H8 E- \; a( {4 _; ]He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why, ?7 F' n' L. }: x& i8 r
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'% A7 G9 A4 \$ E) J2 h
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$ Q3 B! C8 j7 ]; k" r q hThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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