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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go. w, b2 I2 y; S( m7 f9 h/ L
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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3 m$ X' z8 }- O/ WWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
1 J* n' Z4 |' {; s+ ^2 d+ BPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
+ u* F9 B4 w" M# F0 }& `week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &- m/ E8 [3 k2 W; o& ?$ U3 k& p$ R3 A
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue5 Q$ `# h. \6 U; g. `% R+ d
silk pajamas.'
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% O% ^" P- K: _The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
5 R C! |" g1 M2 J' |# {5 Pexactly what her husband asked.8 i f+ {' U3 @1 m9 E
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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! ^& M# e- E; Z) Z5 \He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
/ }+ x; m4 t- m/ _' `didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'# `. Q8 Y0 [5 ^' ~ a
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4 O+ ~( |( D4 N* o8 X0 N" v; aThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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