Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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8 K! E4 H: u$ v& x0 t$ v( }4 tWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
& W! S/ {6 j& ~2 u# Z! O' DPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
* L4 P) r) E/ v& u. `. i: [: L3 BI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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+ P/ Y; _& m- n6 V7 o5 OThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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2 V1 F5 Z$ A. b; Y7 q' SHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


% f' |$ j* ?3 P  W* E4 _5 ?The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
, R; S( M8 ^+ ^/ f! Q7 Zsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

% ^3 q7 Y- w' {; t1 bCut off his........