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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go* g! G- k3 _ w. d
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.* o3 l, m$ t- A3 L$ S/ b- [
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
# A, I2 O+ I: Z M6 ?5 g+ n3 K iPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a! {0 ]. B$ @ J; o2 Z( a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 h8 r8 @3 F% I/ ?; {/ ]+ @3 @, qI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
5 X' j" r& t: ]! O/ Ssilk pajamas.'
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( T- b W' Q. r; C: M( u. B/ r sThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 d7 f4 e4 X; j: ?$ @8 C, k# s- }exactly what her husband asked.# I, L/ t, ?5 |4 H
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.' I. {6 a4 ?0 s3 ^% s% O' @! O9 V* N
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
0 [1 Y% S4 O8 u4 }$ ]didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'+ M2 W/ r5 k. r$ _" i. {* c' @
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# k# k* h& }, u) o+ b5 dThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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