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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go* @+ e- P- Z( Q) t
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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  {6 Y1 D4 J4 D# mWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
. E; [+ C6 u1 ^. U% rPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
: |7 D% p8 R) K0 P7 [8 Esilk pajamas.'
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" J0 g0 {: m/ ]+ K) d: ]6 PThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did; ^. n$ @- z* t4 g$ W
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.8 P9 w% z8 n- g$ N

9 U' Q3 X  w8 Q: d  b2 J+ uThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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( c. K- |. y# @- lHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why+ L$ u! e3 u7 \) l6 ]* i) U
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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8 I- M& n) M2 M, G; j+ D% LThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
8 I9 s' {2 C) x+ V4 ]: Bsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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Cut off his........
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