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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go, |& J+ A: e3 j$ y; q) [, d" W9 a
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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8 K! E4 H: u$ v& x0 t$ v( }4 tWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
& W! S/ {6 j& ~2 u# Z! O' DPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a9 V3 r5 s8 S2 E, {* @& i% B
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
* L4 P) r) E/ v& u. `. i: [: L3 BI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue. O x# I# A+ u* s, Y! c
silk pajamas.'! ^# y# \0 X0 i- f
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did: C, I2 t9 H: P1 c' u2 \
exactly what her husband asked.9 x1 D; e( l9 Z! A
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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+ P/ Y; _& m- n6 V7 o5 OThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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2 V1 F5 Z$ A. b; Y7 q' SHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why/ U0 ^% b/ b3 w0 U6 i* }) ?. {) w
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'- P4 t( u1 A0 \' ^
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% f' |$ j* ?3 P W* E4 _5 ?The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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