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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 `* U4 u3 ^3 }4 o* qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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/ u9 X$ l- F: S# T8 u' ^) w9 BWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that- I# j- ]) x" W
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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: ^) _2 s0 t  D; l( EThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
% B5 E( j' V, F8 U  W; Q1 q3 aexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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2 W) J7 s7 U) y. g# |: S" dThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?. m& A( e' M4 e1 `+ X. D

! {7 f" o3 G3 oHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
- i6 }& n' K  sdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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2 p3 E  A3 z& pThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 / b# S  V# N8 p( {
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
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Cut off his........
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