Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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9 P+ k: d- B; a( }% fWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
& l; w, n8 G2 D! ?5 SPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 M7 ]5 ]& o: c5 Cweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
  T$ q7 T" G% n! C- \I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
% i$ E4 @2 s2 g2 fsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
- Q2 S1 `) X) T+ K) _! Xexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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1 B! ^4 g. [0 |The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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0 X) v) Y0 T, m4 U# A* X% ~He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
2 _; h/ a0 D/ U9 w1 w0 Pdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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6 z3 ~/ J8 [2 t1 {; P) I' JThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

9 E% J8 C2 @; L" O+ s, w8 ICut off his........