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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
# S" [( P5 S+ E8 e7 l4 D( e' oand said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,8 E, j: r. M% Z6 t; x* D
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got, z. M% m: ~8 d, J5 a
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'; Z5 R2 {4 p* J
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma% r y4 e( U. m! z; N
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me0 o5 ~6 A; R$ \. G0 O6 e7 h
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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6 g& D. e. k9 m0 C$ dMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot# Y; A1 N5 _0 `' B# w
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would2 l. V( o: o' ~, _
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping$ y% z( ?, q5 t5 x$ y( {1 ?( Q' `
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.4 O7 h: z6 c1 w* |( h
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in& a6 K9 E1 d# i+ w$ b" a, ?1 m' E
a hurry. |
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