A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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4 T1 s+ S) b& G& w3 qmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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1 n: j# L4 Q$ Y% d% H5 J) G$ S5 KThen the panda said "Hey!
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0 n: R: w* c! |I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
6 H- x5 S* X3 A) S3 A4 I4 b1 q9 xleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
% T+ }" N  M  U. h* A+ t, ^这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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$ o. l+ Y3 ]3 E1 `+ Q8 G/ a0 {; F6 @"Eats shoots and leaves"

3 Y0 n/ q3 _8 k  Z5 Eshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
/ T9 s3 m8 M. o0 b' mleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

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織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
6 h% _) {# c6 v. u5 }8 P这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

how smart you are!
, U3 ~$ Z" Z+ uI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!

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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

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cg666

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