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A blond came into our auto repair shop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
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! k, Q, {, q5 H7 a. q0 `. pShe replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."
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5 { X+ D' [# J! E8 {6 dMy tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."" M! H% G Y/ N% t; L
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