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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!, |" |9 c' u3 K9 S9 N( ?
; o& {2 v- |$ B+ O; MBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 D; E6 N0 w- F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
6 }8 h5 i. |- N: vBrians' roommate Stephanie was.5 C' {& L% v. J& A% }
5 P* |. Q1 t YMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- {8 |+ D7 [/ X
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.& _7 ?4 H5 k( ?, @) a
& H2 d. I- R8 @! P( U* w+ OOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
. s5 M6 z. q9 a. NHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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3 [% j- q# Z; L9 ?Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be D! O% e1 F2 \9 I3 [) b
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
% A: ~- {& {1 V0 T0 H Iyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) ?! S/ X0 R6 `, [
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* ~0 a6 R% G/ }( y$ i+ g3 i. }7 h
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ y+ Q% O. f+ h( T( w7 ~8 [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 L/ K8 K, t7 g( C- H) z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! r7 u0 j; f# ^! @- |5 ^that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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1 z( ~6 |2 P" `" c& G3 mSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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( F' {. Z3 c- b* Y"Dear Son.........; }" Q, U; b: h% t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) C' l* \+ ^- C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% g, x; |2 w; d$ ?) D- m/ Tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
7 r; {6 L$ M9 e! @$ b% Cgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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