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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 W3 \: ?7 }+ P x. G( BBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.4 p1 S( i" O6 v: ^& I
% w; W6 R# e' ZMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) P9 ?$ {; ]; u3 c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% j8 z2 z, e3 s1 C
2 ~+ x* W. \$ j/ aOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! g! I% u& b& Z: hHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
R" e6 Q& o& ?, x1 D0 t( G: \the eye.& R* L. ]/ |5 k2 n2 E- A, O- y
0 {+ B1 A2 v1 h# H8 {) v8 cReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 _- }" r2 \4 D! Mthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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! Q3 W7 ?" x# _4 W7 wAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( _% S; [- q9 f3 Z3 W- u! H6 zyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) ?6 }8 W% f4 ~% k- x3 U2 G( O8 Ggravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! t4 v! u3 x" A, v% d; Q
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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, d0 U, ^8 h" O* U5 w5 u- |He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 y% k- B2 [' P: ?/ n9 M7 e6 X) j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) {. P" Y5 o' l! {6 d! A8 cI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' W- i* t: s% D( Gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".2 r4 ?5 u* m1 q1 M
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) I7 u, x7 E4 O% M( o% O3 y
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& t( \4 Y" J. L"Dear Son.........
5 b* x* Y8 y/ b6 X, d# H) u, MI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, B$ d S. X6 ?, B2 w, x5 g) bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& n* x# E& y* I9 A6 a7 _, c o6 o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) @; S* o$ I7 R$ n# }gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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