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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ P$ S4 H6 z4 i' T! h
* j% y; D" ?( U. \$ f/ HBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ ~$ _- x" Y, e7 ]
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 U3 t `3 ? s2 X9 q" sBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 }& H/ O, P; X, ?/ w* t
5 f" v3 Y) D* M& r1 w2 hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 \0 ~) C( r9 uStephanie and this had only made her more curious.- Z! c3 j3 g! g8 q( c5 h7 l0 d4 C9 A
& r6 i; L. R/ v. x& UOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 ~, M1 k4 w2 g/ R3 U$ w* U( ?8 g$ X. k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( g* X' V9 c g" o$ m
the eye.% r; N' {6 n. o, v. o
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 l) m/ i! a3 c% ]! @* o
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 a6 S! H+ j6 N! D. Byour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
* z2 l& O0 M3 Lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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, {( v+ X5 D* L! P0 }% mBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
# q% h4 z: X+ F7 o$ h7 |7 H, Hsure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( n# r: ~" x/ G* A. F
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 N0 |9 b6 Q! y* x0 H0 BI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 V4 T4 g+ n( e4 ~' {$ [9 Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 @; M9 {8 _- m' ^" q9 X8 o
8 I* Q) S- K/ D! D7 b2 M; ~* S2 ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' H4 }6 W. A, q3 k! w4 g
read:2 ?$ j( n' R: Y- o( e$ I( [
2 o+ V/ }$ W& p"Dear Son.........# A( F- Z7 b1 Q% ~" J, b! l7 ~
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 O2 s( O" }2 E0 |4 w0 A
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ N* a# \' x( j# [9 Mthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ {0 `6 I2 ]% A8 l: h
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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