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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ V4 R' f9 W2 U0 h3 s( ~5 U
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ m- e& j. o0 ^. [( S0 g
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.0 ~# {3 `+ ]8 x. |" x
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; G$ r2 n! m8 T& [' r" sHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ \, E& g( H# E& m! C8 G6 O
the eye.2 f% e) a" T$ b; |
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* x8 E# b1 E( C$ G. L v& V: |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 y5 g" g! W; \9 @. e; d
6 {. N8 P0 h7 }( c' [6 c6 L- nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' j8 w% Y! M Z: x, d
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
6 d9 b# I" k6 ^- dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". b1 ^. |3 c8 F
+ v' p& _. ]0 ^: Z; W' ]% n: a/ `Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* T) O* y* A2 R/ Z
sure."1 ^, X$ \; w9 ]
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; P+ I- p+ c3 u' I1 A" z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: ?: x; f# Y h; l
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% _$ W0 n$ ^! e; C: A" ^5 T
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 i' S, `/ T# ^6 f" o: R5 X/ r2 L# W& q
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: H: D9 s0 \1 l) s8 K# A
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"Dear Son.........
6 [) e E/ F: |I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& ]$ ~4 M4 ] B* i; o& @
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
& H% `' {( p: o; B. l% dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 H0 |, u. p2 m3 ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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