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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" \# F/ l" f8 b$ ^6 n7 s
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: h' S, F$ |( H- O! mStephanie and this had only made her more curious.' D) g V4 I5 `7 O
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
. J# A3 R1 S! _( r3 x- C& yHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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% G" J J! ]* r3 T lReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ B" k+ B: D3 I7 h2 ~thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."1 H5 l. L; ~6 R8 H! b' C. R6 o
5 S# P/ `- w O8 w( NAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# p: G) d/ }0 I# ~your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
& T0 V% P, k& O4 ]8 }! Hgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 T* S) {- {* M5 f1 m# B- IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' R2 T( l. ~6 j- { G: P
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 J: |# O; y& O( r1 Z' T; Z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 F" d! a+ k* j
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 `& d" p& a9 S; U/ m' N: ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 }% ?( ?+ D* R% d
8 V& q8 B* p5 ~0 m1 x n; VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........6 c/ m3 @: M+ v. K9 a {
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, @3 W* T9 `* ]9 o4 _2 p/ l: Xsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" I7 l! T+ D% R9 k6 n& ^6 Vthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 t/ Q/ N, Q E0 Z. V. B, F0 I# ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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