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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the {( z7 L+ U; x% `) U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, I' e# I+ \* w( ?& O7 A! {& [& T0 [
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.$ P: ~ ?4 N. H" {3 e
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# m Z# W8 h, e% }. Z( c* kHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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" R/ i( b: @5 eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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( O/ L' {6 L6 ^2 ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 N, {% J7 R7 P: j) myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" X0 U, @+ T# c1 | h7 X
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 y% {/ N& L8 A( j
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
" D2 S6 E3 e! e9 n3 {3 z3 bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ N: g8 `8 d8 b% j8 u: MI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ y6 b. U! D! t9 \9 N! y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( w' H$ Q4 i- W2 ~* y
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& q6 _/ ~* w5 z" N/ M
read:
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"Dear Son.........! `/ |4 l; \% w& r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* T, h/ @6 O4 Z' E
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; S3 U& u" `$ F8 z1 t! ^3 H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver {0 B% `, r% K+ u+ a& e
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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