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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' U& A; z- V6 |& h
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 B; G0 K) }3 x4 ?+ bBrians' roommate Stephanie was.' e4 c9 G# Y3 i( z
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! ^- N8 Y/ z/ Y( f: o1 l' T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; I( M K8 B$ |% K0 u6 t- C
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) [9 z. j2 }8 f+ F$ n
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be g) z K- J; j2 j' y, a: K! |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."1 o' X6 X! H' i J7 F! [
3 q. j3 F( w! s f. m4 WAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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7 N2 r3 b9 c; @# Q9 Y% a. uBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- W9 Y& N# A" i# E7 D# [
sure."
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3 Z+ q, J/ o" U4 u( LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 _. j1 c, o& J3 b# ~2 v4 vI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 c: E! r" a% h( r; MI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 J$ e) |5 t/ m" A1 Q: Ythat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 x+ c8 p9 C, Q5 K
" \* `+ y4 u( V! ~1 q9 vSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........) A4 }7 {# [% A; g) q! [
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# e0 ^: p: z4 c7 f/ C+ v
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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