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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 B1 U) {: _: s: u2 S& O, N1 Y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
* q& e) G D: v; H5 ~; Y& JBrians' roommate Stephanie was.# R* C7 S I% v0 ` M. p9 m
7 j# P& z f$ A1 lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 Z0 l/ z8 D% Z: Y1 T3 z
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.) l) i6 ]9 q# X
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; }5 A- N8 h9 g* V D
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be! v2 d. |; A C7 C6 H& d( y
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& u3 r, @ Q9 S6 H7 _3 N; p1 \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: s. Q9 r# C; E, T+ k* M$ _8 a
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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# u1 }9 {) r+ x D2 f' }9 [$ SBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# L- i" m2 c5 C9 H* e% ~6 ~
sure."
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+ O3 q8 C6 R# m% THe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) f# v) E; }' L6 e' h; h
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, o3 {9 [ z7 [# ^2 Z1 J: ]! J0 ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 w: D$ I8 b1 K& G5 Jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 H- s6 O* d! \' }$ _1 W3 B7 c
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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