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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 d- N) w3 ]/ }3 u3 {+ [Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 @' Y4 V H6 B6 L" R; Qcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 k8 t& D, C2 l2 ]- h. g; N6 MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.- B n7 D7 L6 ]9 q. z* j B
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 e6 G) U) E1 f0 E; Z
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* Y# a/ r z* n- g
the eye.. `( P- J) A: F1 @2 o! D+ P3 d( ?
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% ?, I5 T7 z# L6 ~2 M9 Jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.") M3 [- V3 l& h7 N% D) ^
4 W/ e& B: Q: x/ |; u, gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) _) ?" v& f: D& P5 T
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver( B2 \3 U- ]1 J9 k5 o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& P/ p- R \5 ]
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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g5 w5 s- i* w/ Z" M( o0 ZHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
0 u$ O5 f# b4 W, H! Q# M3 V bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 Q$ q3 o- H# R# vI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' b# C' I1 P; u7 Wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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" ?; B6 u, M: D) R/ MSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that8 ] N8 G# {0 I9 s" Q" f, h( T d
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"Dear Son.........
# O$ {$ U4 K7 K' EI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ B) D5 |9 B J' ~# E2 @: |/ F
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ ]/ @3 e1 A; {" A2 f; {+ f2 S
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& G7 ^6 d4 w7 r9 a
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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