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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'+ v7 Y a: r0 F
The girl said: NO!'' Q/ w% \& ?5 q: G
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
. F$ @; }8 E; cDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never1 x, c$ u: [# o+ K0 F
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( ~* d& O" V0 O) Q& F* E* t0 |Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had8 M5 O! ?; N" ~0 A& d: g) a
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% S5 ^& Q3 A7 o& Q6 X y1 O7 J
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- [* r% [1 |9 t! o2 SHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ H1 |- o. z6 e; |* `
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.. F0 J& V# b k7 y: z* [9 G
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