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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
5 T, ~; [# V) `7 k, @2 y+ u0 x- BThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) O2 P; m$ B' Z' W: f
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never( w- _. z! f% `
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 a! N6 w: M1 V' o6 W0 x3 Y8 ?8 p
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 C% u2 ^8 [, j5 ?; |$ k* T8 \All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 e, ^2 ]# p9 Y
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& k- \. A) I3 `2 j; B7 G4 cHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in H; u! A/ j) f! n+ S
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ D* n: k# ^* ~, `' l$ P1 s
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