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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'5 }( O+ W0 \; E! {1 z
The girl said: NO!'* l/ Z$ [$ {; g* t+ [( O
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,. h' j8 K2 Z1 R1 A
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& ^! e% p0 v" T; w# [; f' KHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
7 G& c6 `' ]6 d1 [* G6 L. L3 aGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had5 q) K/ r- i# H: D1 Z9 B: }
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ u& M5 N4 ]7 {$ dSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; S) ]* s) m# KHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 d) f4 z1 G2 i: e
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time., E9 r1 q) P1 d. A: @0 A( E8 u
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