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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
7 H, I8 I4 h2 P) L5 V" PThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' E% Q* s4 V' T) F2 _, i
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
1 [0 E# `+ Q* M; ]3 L, n, @All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: T* E! t# o( n% Q/ t
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 @; G0 t% V, `2 M0 ?! q5 ?
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ ]3 _: _5 t( l" ~/ X8 e \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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