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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
7 H, I8 I4 h2 P) L5 V" PThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' E% Q* s4 V' T) F2 _, i
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. @+ r( c8 f. x1 |  K* XHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- N8 r( H! B, Q/ W* B9 p
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
1 [0 E# `+ Q* M; ]3 L, n, @All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: T* E! t# o( n% Q/ t
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 @; G0 t% V, `2 M0 ?! q5 ?
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ ]3 _: _5 t( l" ~/ X8 e  \Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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% N) {  ]) M: T9 mThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
0 g2 E( G9 k4 x6 D+ O  GWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
7 R4 u& L1 O( D8 [8 B) RHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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# U1 w7 V( B8 S7 {+ x2 X Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
8 p/ A* B4 T3 `7 c$ OWhat does this story mean?

# G/ q$ a' `' E' \  w3 I2 k老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
" z- W# P2 H& q8 U& M* R( r"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...* C4 U# _% Q3 d; r9 j5 k0 x
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
( U% R- L0 g6 X- i- t$ B0 n6 n$ F2 SAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
1 t# d& i% F8 m3 j5 B6 R0 nAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 9 i2 _( b; A2 L9 w
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
3 j$ G9 M0 ]9 I9 {you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 7 D/ P3 h& ]& P
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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