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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'' G' |, H( f" d" k% L1 c
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 i/ I6 Y& F6 y c
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never& c# I- {/ [2 P2 h; L( @5 n
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
) q0 C; w+ @/ B% e1 h1 qGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
/ O* o% T) y, A! ]All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% h8 Y7 ?+ m: f9 G- h# ?Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! l5 A0 r& p" s- kHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# l$ X. Q+ }% E( |4 h: G$ vSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.: n) H [; D' l/ v/ J6 T
* W8 @7 m G- UThe End |
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