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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
/ r4 U4 t J. b# F3 yThe girl said: NO!'. V5 |4 ~, }9 P( R; I
, ^8 V! V& {. o! l+ R6 \' R8 CAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 W; W- l( ~4 x4 r) N) M3 x4 ~Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 Q3 @8 A. m& \8 JHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, d2 r$ X: ^1 B( \+ b/ F. p
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had7 k. L0 p# K" k, } _9 X6 P
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
2 P- E, E! I$ Z! vSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* C9 J2 T: I4 G1 X1 ~
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" @% a! x' t' q1 qSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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0 l6 S3 v) H L' Q) m$ C8 z- jThe End |
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