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- |2 q, G) ?# }1 o: w. A& V: ]" i8 X4 QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! K' F. p$ s% A' X! J: H3 b9 @Maria: Here it is. % s; w7 O' U. [0 {0 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / E0 |7 z6 h6 K6 Z2 F' V8 @/ e! X! W
Class: Maria. 5 @2 h: O7 G+ \" V! r7 v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; ?8 {" n! }6 u9 B/ FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 P' I2 Y5 X5 J" k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 g# A% w! e/ R1 q! z& i/ d6 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 ~& L2 o4 P/ h) v$ I7 B, [Teacher: No, that's wrong $ V; t8 a8 `. \* t8 L! }* ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" N4 S8 D" e2 x# m7 I$ [* ]. EDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" S7 w0 e" b7 d0 n5 H; A, T, NTeacher: What are you talking about? * O3 ^( u1 S9 B; c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, B+ z4 m: Q7 Q2 p/ m+ x: m- [Winnie: Me!
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0 d1 }* }% X4 y6 N# ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ l( ~; C% K+ o" F4 H# \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . l/ l8 i5 g* n% ]; u! Z& p
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& I4 y! D& T0 FMillie: I is... - S/ g! Q2 [& L5 U$ K1 V# Y8 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 w( A* a3 t# i1 FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 g9 U/ ?; p7 O3 g$ ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # |& B$ k% m+ u( ~ f5 j9 D# u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + y R) ~" l6 k1 q7 ?4 B) z
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. P/ q' ~ Q/ WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + \% K2 V/ Q& \4 Y, D3 E+ O
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 t+ Z2 x# ^8 O: J3 b5 T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( l4 Y6 G5 ^9 r I
! o, O t* a( B, j: gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / T5 f& |8 \/ y. Q7 K, L% T
Harold: A teacher
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