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1 L! c2 s* v9 wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ ^/ K6 h, p7 r5 W5 B- T
Maria: Here it is. 6 Y* ]0 P/ |/ m& F/ Q, a- x% U. n. X1 `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 |; D8 z G2 l( b: w/ mClass: Maria.
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( C/ |9 O( k! STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 \, x& j; ^3 n0 M+ U5 g
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; G. _! y' n* _. j/ w
! i2 r+ i2 f \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ p8 }+ U: o1 z: L# b* LGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& ` J4 o. H) j: E" o4 H. xTeacher: No, that's wrong _& E' y. l8 j4 I8 ?5 A& O( {& {: n
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 |1 q/ y$ n( }8 o7 ~2 t8 ^. |
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 l I! q2 X2 k6 G! [
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# s* p: E3 s! N& ^1 L% k1 ]( kTeacher: What are you talking about? ; F2 H% x0 s2 n) m) `$ S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( Q. K0 l% P$ v; I
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , l8 o6 m- z, a4 D
Winnie: Me!
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' N$ s; p* e# n/ i1 J, j% eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 L5 v4 o2 y% w$ sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' r4 W1 ?" h. _1 X$ m+ N5 \
Millie: I is... ! S+ ^; \& \# y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ `7 g& P4 J+ z: j4 q( ^Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 O2 K' I/ n/ K. L3 e( x0 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 }. w9 `% K6 I& j3 m8 _- ]% CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 E8 @- l/ n( `! B# V8 T9 H7 @ i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . `, N& M; [1 f! c6 D. A; a
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' w, E0 g# c: P/ _, G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , I) B6 K O: N* I4 L6 t9 z" F
Harold: A teacher * {8 B8 ~+ ?( O8 u; P
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