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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 h0 c0 e9 B" L9 f
Maria: Here it is.
0 g& V& ?! c7 b+ A' y7 ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 ]' ]. \4 i- O, N, b
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 e4 n6 r) B4 t1 M4 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. v) n! H! [. O* h& M- T1 m. ]+ @) |
5 C& f: a2 s( Z# T D9 s, n, NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ f8 v" o4 O# Z, x: vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ @/ O; e& p$ Z ATeacher: No, that's wrong
3 A. m& {) E2 x9 I$ M/ `( UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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|4 }, q, P& `* W& FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( T# X x$ g/ g! X& HDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! b: ?. N7 x+ P- z8 V* PTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 z" ` D! v8 o; FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 r( v- [0 ~3 k" ]; Q; uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 ?/ H* q$ @" Q7 p. ^4 Y, n- a& I+ y
Winnie: Me! # y& {$ v' j. ]
* _" N% D* ^9 _+ @5 B/ FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 g0 g% W7 P( aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 P' k) w2 i5 y/ u/ T* K
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* ~( t% ?* t5 j m2 YMillie: I is...
8 ?8 A% }: J( Y& Q+ e. D" _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ f" N% T! h) {* \2 N( uMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 K8 M* ?5 _0 a. T5 M
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 ^" o% t6 S; F
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 q2 ?$ Y; E8 g) N8 C2 u0 u. F" WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! M$ A6 p) a) V
0 i/ R% C, Q, d: u4 s7 ]$ R6 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 K1 P9 G% w% V. U9 r7 ^6 cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 V% t' k) N) Z) d8 X6 n, |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 S, n4 I6 i" r$ RHarold: A teacher
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