Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 ?/ O' n: b( o  ?# DMaria: Here it is.
! Z8 _' G, J0 T( M' c1 P3 |) D  yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 b) J+ [+ e4 Y% gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

0 i0 Z# x* n4 ]$ t* h1 X; ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" k2 s+ M$ Q* O; W. L! Y, S" _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; i1 Q' r! o$ m+ ~0 L0 k5 eTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 H5 o9 S) O$ r# z8 E: YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! \: }1 s* L! M, f# xTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

' b* F% ^( U' [$ DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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- m* K7 V: k( @% kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; H' A- C, f5 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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