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/ _! W4 f" I" o( [( l0 q. I$ wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - h" m# ^* H/ a& [6 K; q I
Maria: Here it is.
; j+ X( L" ^8 i1 c! m0 j0 yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : C+ x5 [% J* l6 p6 K
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& L$ ~% V8 w1 `; @9 ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ Q* i% p- @2 g/ l9 v
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: R- i# ^ x5 e- d4 p8 AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ s9 H6 Q j* Q2 s$ g- ?0 M! Y; cTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 Q) O; w2 v! o! @; b+ A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- F5 ~# n& ~0 o q, gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 F8 i9 H' }2 W: d3 K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : ]9 K+ m! a8 r& A P+ N5 d
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( [: X) }6 D1 I. ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 E3 W; @5 s6 N- a d& nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # W o7 Y. K9 h( h1 X
Winnie: Me! : l9 A( k* f x- p, F d% [
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 T ?/ Z/ B7 Q6 W" X6 KGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / w, x3 x$ s# C' c2 U# c5 O6 S& U3 L& l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % o7 H5 ]8 w2 u9 S: {( e% q
Millie: I is... * H; m" G2 K" z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& m4 ^0 {2 |5 _* }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - [: w- I( _& B e
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) |9 @- I, n" S0 T! ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 [+ y/ ?+ R, [& \9 o" }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) |2 a! T# V- G4 h k& A1 sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , w; u3 M. R7 l. F: ]
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 I0 k6 ~8 V5 F3 u$ ?' U- O
Harold: A teacher
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