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1 e* d. k# w; w: Q# lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& Z) w K3 W( o; XMaria: Here it is. : R4 v' S( e' L( q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 Y& s( k: O8 b8 @
Class: Maria. 9 f8 t3 G$ e0 A. J$ O
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? K4 i9 c D( H( [8 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 U3 Z4 g- l Y3 ?+ K- sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- H6 q Z7 |+ w; {* {Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, h0 b, R: O0 E. ^Teacher: No, that's wrong ) q# f$ F1 ]* ?. i9 q) B) L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ z) Q& Z2 q+ J2 y. i
3 c0 T/ X- \2 ~7 |9 W. w7 j/ O: aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 U9 Q: {# f) J4 R% U9 i9 t2 FDonald: H I J K L M N O.
& G( H1 b! V; @! u( uTeacher: What are you talking about? : `; E; {6 a4 I* a3 Z' ^7 M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; o; b% P/ D. J' h; h, w y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 P n& s9 H9 W e
Winnie: Me!
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& ?( i1 R6 A$ UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- w6 a( O. K$ e& ~! b1 k7 _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - q! u7 y7 v$ O9 `: ~% A
Millie: I is...
% } V$ N1 S( RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # {. \3 z- u& x- [6 z& D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 n9 ~3 R# y% L
, R7 U) R" [+ G E; gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & x0 n6 j* N0 A( g0 p8 l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 W$ i4 Y' u$ v1 F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % M$ e- O6 E% q1 q' j4 m5 m
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; g# m8 G3 d' Z: R j( X2 t) M! d, Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; y3 q% v0 W: V4 Q8 T+ l
Harold: A teacher
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