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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) T' V' k! Z# o5 k# j8 M
Maria: Here it is.
0 j0 L1 K* K6 P. c- m1 G, c+ u3 _1 k) w/ JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 Y8 Z7 F. H# |1 A
Class: Maria.
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0 h M$ O: I6 LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? [: v! W& ^7 u. w# m6 _) G
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % I2 Z% \) e& f% x
2 O+ @: s: [7 B+ [9 Y6 y! z+ |2 I; ITeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( Q) r2 B% P, `3 |0 s9 G2 BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 E" {8 }4 r( P8 w WTeacher: No, that's wrong % S) O& L, ?' ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 X" e7 d, _, `3 u4 N$ t6 M
! A. r8 ] \; c8 e& L* `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 M* F0 O/ v, D" |9 A% V/ o8 D8 v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 k% Z9 x, {$ g, y% z. vTeacher: What are you talking about?
* u/ Y( k8 ^' {; c: Q* yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & o: A3 _0 D' ^
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : s0 s+ _' p4 a" `
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 G [; |- D6 A N/ b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 t. l* V, r9 w; r" P0 D, OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; i* x2 h4 ^' F6 l$ Q4 w V$ E. JMillie: I is...
5 o5 `& I7 g6 H6 ?4 ~9 c. LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 J6 ~3 u# A: H) MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 r! U( \" O3 Q- o( G9 d
; W' N0 O; Z8 g) D: X. ]7 ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; r) |6 e; ^: f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " |+ o, ?9 n2 b
% x/ d1 X% Z3 S; w$ hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 @: s q, k+ [1 y+ TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! `7 J: C8 M) E2 S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 T5 U- a1 L: ^
Harold: A teacher 7 ?; F" [- D- e. B/ `3 ^
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