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, A* N( \& W$ h! XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * `7 R2 F# R$ A" U/ H7 \ u1 N, w
Maria: Here it is. " l* |) {/ K* h) S# m l8 V' ?; ^6 ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * W+ J# n( x4 t" k2 v: a0 N2 y
Class: Maria. ) Q5 J% f! D3 s( D1 p
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. {6 e6 o) c8 @5 iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
l( g# }5 b2 F3 }& w d/ T' eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " S1 o+ J! Q& x3 [! W) z
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 J* ]: I: w+ _" h! Y6 C9 H7 x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 {5 } N b B1 n0 m' r" n! i
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- @% ?* R1 x$ r1 m( u8 q9 O. WDonald: H I J K L M N O. . T: c, T) f: B! B- ~
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' E/ V( O; X& d# ]' K% S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. K% K% j; j7 y% X) nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 t% N4 b1 n8 b& ?4 CWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 e! O! ~3 F( I
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) Q! E, V5 x' l. w+ U4 |% L8 ~
' S$ m6 i* G/ {) H2 @1 Q) O B! |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 u: W5 H! I* K: U* a+ e& y
Millie: I is...
' r) V# ]+ c; F1 j S$ ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& O: f9 B2 q' t' gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! x+ R8 s, o; H9 c1 @ ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. P9 R( t5 z% O# sLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% f1 P- U6 z( g+ i, q7 gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" Z4 T7 Y, L+ Y ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" k7 T2 O3 U# l% H! m, ?3 mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 W: i2 z1 P. P! n U6 TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % r; x# B8 V4 w/ ~3 @: X
Harold: A teacher
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