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8 w. E# ^; u {3 W+ W( V6 YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ Y; G/ r, S3 n, qMaria: Here it is.
! K$ Z4 a, \: J! v) C4 @Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ F( f8 G9 l2 O6 IClass: Maria.
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, S- e' o7 \, x( @# I _% hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 C/ x( W" x0 z o YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' {; `: b: {3 _
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * T, n1 R" Q' C. W0 k# V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# ^" z, f& o' d) U- i1 eTeacher: No, that's wrong . O1 w9 }8 |% M! G3 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Q6 b8 ?3 g j) D
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 {: ~/ k1 R8 x: S! ETeacher: What are you talking about?
" W9 }! o6 q5 f& d7 b9 xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : ]9 _; O+ J3 ?& | P0 k
+ }! J: M- ?8 D. d3 ~& JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " B1 ?# H/ ~, z4 N }/ `8 A
Winnie: Me! # b) l: V' g7 S9 @9 U" y
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * l- U1 U- H5 q% s' q9 J
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, A- `& I2 J0 k( s9 P' s3 uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." t1 z2 y% a8 f1 A* ]8 k
Millie: I is... 5 A! @! A Z* k7 P& _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / n: c. Q/ k$ O8 Z- b/ ^# E8 ~, k' p
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & J7 s1 m" A$ H
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 _9 ?0 u9 Q& I2 B. R4 V
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + s+ H, c' K' q' c! a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * T/ y! s1 [ X8 j1 W
% s7 Q5 |7 f( y8 V9 }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' I' d: k8 v; D. b4 H) `% W5 h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. D! ?% U/ P& f4 b! j3 z4 o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 B+ e; M) X- o
Harold: A teacher
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