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9 H1 i+ I& z2 E1 J1 A9 E4 yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 ^2 R. m `% K( U7 y+ q: O4 n
Maria: Here it is.
w! a+ {& f3 A4 z/ @3 HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " k- ]& E/ f' ?, V* n
Class: Maria. ' x w: t. X6 |4 ^$ X
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! M& P1 E# O4 I( i' QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 }1 D8 R7 y' F) N. }, [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 v( H$ [5 ~8 N7 b! D' K5 ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 j. d+ X& K8 v6 jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ g# @7 @( J1 e5 k* oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . z* s1 c, I) s. k: T
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 {! I' [/ G5 v, Z& x `Teacher: What are you talking about? ; S; |! N, ^7 o8 u) P5 k# M9 x6 f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 ]- x6 L( C- v$ L8 c, ~
( V8 v' q$ P9 y P1 x! \9 C9 q8 [( FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' }7 N! \8 v% n: T1 N, v: v
Winnie: Me!
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! X U7 U: ?; N& J# d# L0 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 h- N* H- s: c. L5 e; @5 k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 B, O; t5 u5 K( \" s! U. V6 r1 g; g
Millie: I is... " L6 X% @( ~/ p2 f
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ V7 c1 x8 z. ]( ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* J1 j1 H2 \) k1 m+ G8 r8 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# T: q% p }2 A4 M2 c0 ^/ LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. @0 d) \+ P ]6 g2 ^5 xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; R) }0 k, i3 [' z- m% A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " i3 h4 `& N# L) n S/ `
& F! j8 j6 q, r2 _$ Z9 WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 u- V( G3 P/ P c g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( }" q6 _: S9 QTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 I: {$ P, t: @$ ?Harold: A teacher
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