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, l; J2 F8 w6 I- y2 LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : L6 S( Y" Y6 o
Maria: Here it is.
' i n3 p6 X$ q A2 o" d% CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : U |& t( B) p9 v) `4 x
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) n( `6 ]' {3 Y! J5 G. w% DJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ) g% \: ^7 f- Z* |: m
" Y9 d+ f7 ^0 n2 @& Q0 sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 x! c1 |) x' z# a3 L0 `! t/ x3 OGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 c9 m2 `8 a2 D9 p2 }Teacher: No, that's wrong
: h" l' d. `% [Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, s K* B3 @$ i& _: c7 STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 V3 x M% U' C) F7 p! H" ADonald: H I J K L M N O. ! W9 S" s4 ~ f- X8 s3 Q8 g+ ~0 s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( n0 z7 Y% G. i* b3 {, Z4 m* P' d3 [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 Y- ?* n1 O( l! RWinnie: Me!
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* p3 p$ `* a. X" s5 G0 UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
?5 ^7 o; |6 B OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 z0 Y2 o- D3 X4 s% L3 u
. n6 ~) k' @+ a" u$ JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 ?) }2 G" q$ V8 c! NMillie: I is...
$ a1 c$ \" ^) R _/ {, CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; U& c, |# s2 X3 P" X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; i+ |6 }/ F8 j$ e1 z; m) BLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 ?5 c$ j0 z' V. j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; N! T% S f6 E' L& v* `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ E" v. Q! |; d _8 _/ mHarold: A teacher $ h; J g6 c( l( O; e- b
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