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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 u" J! g* K% ]9 G9 OMaria: Here it is.
7 h- s; h7 I6 V9 Q% HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& G( w M* A" OClass: Maria.
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! D% v8 T, r* C) _Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! c5 K# |1 Y8 n1 ]; MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 i0 j3 E6 q' c; d0 ^2 a+ l
$ S7 N& T2 r: i- o' uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + n6 _1 a* H& z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 F0 m0 W9 |' O( B# v, j# H
Teacher: No, that's wrong & N; ?# U8 r7 v$ e3 s2 o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! S. g! S, Z; Y/ W( {& e7 m5 B3 o
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 N7 H7 G! J* V& w% ^8 l
Teacher: What are you talking about? * H- n# O7 @* I( ^4 o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ Y0 ]# m. U: v a
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 S& V; Z$ `0 g" hWinnie: Me!
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5 w' P8 u2 q' E* I; `. JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " V- w7 l& s5 f+ e P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 {4 a7 J/ E( z/ b, [: P, k. l3 }
9 d4 @9 M0 S" B$ L7 ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 y6 f. p7 L4 w: }
Millie: I is... ' ~" @! m4 G0 t! R7 m% ^- ?) ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 p2 v. H0 Q8 E' ?9 y3 PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) I8 q2 J% L$ j; sLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 b/ k: F u$ l/ ]$ [5 [
. I. p( f& t) E& z! I3 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , {) \- J& a2 S8 N5 O% I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' r$ H" Y3 ?, r6 C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - e& G0 B; D# S. t# j4 J1 y9 i
Harold: A teacher 9 [( Q; x" r" D+ d
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