 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
I* R0 f% l, {
2 i2 i$ E2 L; c, r" N% m0 O/ JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + I% \: f S3 O8 w. k
Maria: Here it is. * G1 a9 K4 b9 R8 ~- v& a: X: P: }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. I, c7 g$ L. pClass: Maria.
, d) D E; A3 ~) `7 K1 w
3 p0 x, O: k, dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( J% Y" t9 W( _4 K; zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * H1 K* J8 z" k0 r/ Q* u
9 I* ]) d4 i3 w+ D: M$ q
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % {( b9 a8 r6 `, U& W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: f. n+ p' i" v% M* a1 t) V" jTeacher: No, that's wrong
! D0 M2 P: i" r- v- a: vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
% {+ V+ D$ v Q1 c# ^* p/ h8 {5 [
6 u* I0 K: V# a) L8 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 w6 i! M9 v4 t# D8 N g: ]0 q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. & a( ]8 R% ?( N0 Y- h
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; P' {( ^# d; v- O0 D Y7 q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : {+ W" w* W/ C* l' ` Q
& t* _8 C. E- A J
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. U6 W3 w7 G+ K9 q6 X. ?7 s J
Winnie: Me!
# I& y, V. a- b; ?8 @$ \: z. n! n8 E2 |) O8 _, b
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" u! m/ d3 `' A: q) XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; T; ?3 M7 j/ q- C' a* I8 i
: ?! w) J9 u, Y0 n
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# ]3 `2 X8 B3 iMillie: I is... ; n: F. e9 I/ P9 H% A8 `9 f6 t2 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , b! l0 {- V" E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3 A. }$ L y0 ^* k/ A. N, \% |. `; l. S; b) J" T
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( G( b- T. G. E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % \4 b& g3 P5 N( p$ @
/ L, v1 R! a6 D5 U0 E( Y0 W
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
d! R& \2 ~2 ^, n4 a. a7 W: d/ j" CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
% l) P* o" k0 W7 A' f2 |1 ]4 b% W
4 i& J/ [% b* fTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# v, B' A& k, t% N# K/ N2 O, Y: ]4 aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # y* p- Q' V4 L( N# W3 c" l
D* L' _6 C: n. ?+ a9 R1 WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 }+ R, V5 O" R6 D/ x+ ~
Harold: A teacher
7 T9 f7 ?( k! n# n6 I" d% G d, a. s' J( f3 C2 m9 [
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
