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/ j& z% E0 G1 q& s4 ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* u$ E5 S9 k" p6 VMaria: Here it is.
4 m1 h4 M" z1 FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 ?8 Z. _ h& S1 v4 a& ?% T
Class: Maria. " T9 C w7 v: B, b
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# o* y# j$ l5 r$ R1 LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 L) }5 T0 R% D$ }" ^3 i* i4 WTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- G& N% o' F' i" ~/ cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 j5 d9 G8 {1 k8 m; Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong " Q8 o- r' D9 }9 N" ^6 V" P( U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 `: G# D( M3 Z( D1 gDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% [' \$ g/ j3 b9 H. g4 `$ JTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 p; q, q7 {: N* _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & I% R B& S+ V7 C
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' Q8 s, V, g5 rWinnie: Me! * d4 ~4 j9 d( p, O0 V# k
: |# V' S" B( i2 d7 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : T) `. I% k5 K& p/ O( ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 x5 Q+ O7 X- ^( x) {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 W8 P1 ^- Y/ \. jMillie: I is...
5 [" R3 z7 U @4 MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* w7 c2 A) p7 G9 P( k$ x ^, ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & E+ {. u# N- s; \6 V& o
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ P; D4 B$ }0 q, G0 O+ J9 |* B. rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? k; Z- I) Y& \$ }# u) u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) n# n% ?* D! ]5 o
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" y4 O( H! X4 {" L/ JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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5 e+ l N* C8 i& A& }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 c5 v3 e3 u, @8 W; i5 ^
Harold: A teacher ) y) f& `5 y2 O/ \( q
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