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9 q7 L1 V" L: D) PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 p4 Z" k9 o% I6 N; g- u" @Maria: Here it is.
+ |6 w4 O' T1 v2 G$ U6 t9 V6 `$ [! dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 M* @8 E0 K+ S$ z8 o1 n! V" a
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 y- C% B2 Y/ ~John: You told me to do it without using tables. - R0 G* j/ m% `* V; w/ b4 T
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; `8 q* V7 L2 s$ G% p/ vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , \6 v3 S9 r- \, Q! M
Teacher: No, that's wrong + x+ k5 }! j5 U$ |3 c! }: U* t: M3 d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 I+ m! K: O$ a/ C: Q" z* r. j/ S0 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. |1 P6 Y. y- DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 y% n8 L- ]6 h* K* d, W% wTeacher: What are you talking about?
, r+ B1 v3 e f2 ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . y% v2 K& _- e" v% u
8 X" o- D9 p% O K% [$ [( k+ pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 w; ]7 m, l- D! A3 G' K5 _, p% tWinnie: Me! # J5 F2 ]1 L; Q0 z! m; U6 _: ]+ k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # N6 D2 h9 \6 i9 N& @ Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - G! ?3 g$ F+ b7 R) `
/ h6 W2 p( b" V$ w) c. OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% D& F+ ^5 w! h5 e+ a- uMillie: I is... 7 [& f F8 ? v l$ d: J
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 L w) Y& S; m: Q( q. FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 Z$ J/ z6 B2 ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " K2 f. a4 u/ `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' f5 o( A: g" D) vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 F- \# L I9 J, F. HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# l2 J% Q9 d7 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; ^# F4 D) ~. K/ r0 e u5 t
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, ]9 l$ U; V& {1 k0 MHarold: A teacher
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