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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: j# R0 Z% j9 _6 FMaria: Here it is.
- m' P* v5 K; J+ `' o; \. UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( ^/ ?8 R' V& a+ Z, H: Z
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ Z" z+ s) x$ ]" E+ M
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " H- | ?9 V3 g( ~- @; _( L/ Y# g
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 A3 J/ C8 O& Q8 c. xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 T) T7 E3 Q4 P/ W" }$ wTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 f+ O2 X0 }; M2 J$ D2 Z/ I; CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( W% g G- B1 {& {8 XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 P! T( @, O, w$ K% }2 [
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - y6 j5 w, _. [$ Z
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 }/ K! h: | |# Z4 B6 N% t+ c3 _7 l+ BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . e7 C+ o* ~. A& s8 C
0 s( @$ ~6 `' C5 a1 R% XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % b% R7 |* \+ F# n% k8 ^# }( q5 W
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! N+ X. H: Q! c. |0 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / k% Z: K: u' p+ m; K6 f
0 H7 l& b! h* h' x' [5 v o: M, cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & u7 R: k3 s( @; v V* I5 y
Millie: I is... , q# n7 E: K! i- T7 U4 }4 W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % }6 t9 i" R) ^. W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 z( |' I p) G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 i4 y" o; Z3 j& `
- a* k4 t% }5 O7 k$ N/ Z- UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 A$ E' l& V- N* O( x5 m4 pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 C, D) B8 f" q9 hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 L6 n# D2 a) R9 o1 A( j o% `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - T. q" b$ j) q4 q) [) W/ {
' r* R+ p) G9 q4 fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 w+ }$ ]3 T# r
Harold: A teacher 9 B; ~$ q, b- T/ y8 Z, w
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