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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 U( {, U& ?) T" N9 v; i4 X& O" z
Maria: Here it is.
3 V5 N- ]$ r5 j t+ g* xTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , m' a3 q% V1 ]4 N. A
Class: Maria. 9 M E( C* X+ t8 H- ?, d2 W2 |
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' K, \7 g4 {1 W0 V. E2 C( oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / u0 C9 X- F; X5 T8 P/ x f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 [/ D0 {5 T0 o5 g" qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
p1 x: h, K x8 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 q+ \! s# Z) _( M3 f$ ?Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # L/ b8 f7 }* [4 G% w
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 w8 ~$ {) o9 I \6 r4 ^9 E
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ Q' ~" [# ]; L/ H$ vTeacher: What are you talking about? , F( d; \( Q, Y$ }! _- t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# i3 @/ B" @! BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 \; [" T, F7 X8 O! u0 E4 h
Winnie: Me! 3 J3 r4 v6 U7 C# e
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ u$ R6 K6 i& o* e- Q( B& e, H. `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . z6 z0 F" w0 f- D6 p$ J
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + E" {9 k, f! n1 P8 q! D r7 [) z2 j8 e
Millie: I is... . x; g4 i% G. ?/ K" _# ^2 V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 t- c7 m5 q1 w3 o. rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 ^* I0 I% [ K+ M2 V& lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , R/ v- u2 h4 z( m2 o8 i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 A# ?2 O7 R3 c0 a
- U9 t- s5 ^ b {7 j% {+ oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " ]9 K+ L4 p; {' O* a: k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 p$ k+ z4 w' j- T+ ~4 K0 b/ Y% M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 d+ ], B) I4 `( m: p2 Q3 oHarold: A teacher
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