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' @5 S) G7 P' uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , ]4 G' c$ H8 I& A1 U
Maria: Here it is.
; h2 y$ p Y) \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / W4 N A$ J& _
Class: Maria. ) [6 y" F4 M* x& z; M4 z+ R7 l
2 r) s! h$ C2 _7 v+ QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? P# R% q, L% K l; w5 R+ @4 M' ?1 d5 K
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 H( \ X% [: L0 I5 gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & c. o8 T: s/ G+ a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ Q0 t6 J5 S( l; D$ Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ n% k- a5 j u( Y; GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) V6 G: e; W6 mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 A9 E0 W* E& U1 m& ^Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ G/ Q+ Z1 ^1 c! R( }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 I* r! Q2 u% z- Y
+ L) A W/ [9 I. p1 ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ N: V. Z8 ^! c9 s; J6 j) aWinnie: Me! ) P' E7 W/ z `* B) T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 p8 h. K n q- j. e: c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 s9 I- Z; t, u* w
, J. o9 N) z" v' [ b1 p* YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 I, H6 S; o! s9 B" c5 PMillie: I is... 3 r- {9 z7 w1 _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( D- i, V; ~$ w1 Q5 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % n8 `6 ], w/ ]8 c9 A. a5 T
; X6 a4 J6 M5 Q; cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 Q; G- o o9 s- m* Z3 a9 J7 E. s! yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " H) I3 f! d0 R: @: V- F1 {9 s
1 z: C# m1 R5 L, Y; uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* f; X' W3 J# D* E2 ]1 d2 H! s6 DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 f" ^6 o+ C( n0 N4 ?, g
, B$ m2 e( V: u, |' lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. L+ x3 y) V D% ]& ~: EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' {" D! E3 e3 B9 e. k
2 t* h' x! D' x2 MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & |6 H1 R4 ]/ N
Harold: A teacher . h: d* k* J) Q$ w6 N9 D, c
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