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# o! L; Y# E& m! U+ W: a; B" qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : b8 c+ D2 Y* Y( l! W/ y6 I6 U x% C
Maria: Here it is.
, g) X# D: X, O& HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, E. }% N8 j% hClass: Maria. 7 v! D% m9 K. \ `$ i
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + ? u4 I6 o9 U; o) q# L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * g5 p$ S- O3 e7 X
' ~" k( k4 Z. v4 T4 y% ITeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 v& Y$ k' A( H( K6 U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. P/ Y) p* ]1 b" @4 X! m8 aTeacher: No, that's wrong # a0 r2 {# g& ]: _/ g0 d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - i; X8 s+ ~0 N# c
/ h, K9 l( T0 l, v HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 q0 }2 ^( N+ N
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 P9 [6 O9 }& L- _5 pTeacher: What are you talking about?
" X/ q9 _- D; j5 @# | SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. A( D, ~/ G( p+ M% ?+ Y
1 T# E8 A7 _4 h8 CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + p( Q8 ]1 u8 H
Winnie: Me! " T$ S: a$ ^* o7 [ `/ ~
8 A t0 G! w, |7 w% r& ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 i1 ~. ?% u4 j/ ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. @: z# t) J" v& x/ n! O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 Q* H$ c, K _3 ~- M! a! h5 e' `
Millie: I is...
9 \. \7 _1 s6 I5 cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 f( G& J; f# ^" Q4 }, m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 c8 L8 @, Y1 l9 K" }! x1 @7 e
1 p5 m3 `% ^, o7 j: aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( s/ h6 i3 c7 j# \: w3 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! r0 K: M' N; _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 O& a- W2 ]5 S5 b, ?, U+ S
! ^2 D+ ^2 ?" ^# B @! e/ l1 |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & o3 a1 G6 ~& @! D1 l! D9 c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; e1 s0 \; f+ P" I+ i6 F G; k
Harold: A teacher
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