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+ J5 g6 \. d$ M0 U5 y* b% A; STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 ? R9 w6 `9 R
Maria: Here it is. : i( H5 w, C: t/ K( d( p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! {9 M! ~) p; j% R i; v% ]% _. u1 @+ |Class: Maria. 7 k- B% n" ?- F S6 Z
( K; g) p2 H5 G+ t+ TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; D" o! i3 Z z: x7 Q, t8 xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * i3 M! L. v2 A* O+ F* \+ ]0 E
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * z! B Q6 k% X1 ^' ?3 s0 L5 L/ N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 k# {: G5 n( {/ q! \# v1 I0 T
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 J: t- [4 T8 Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* s; m0 g9 L/ b O# ]Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# R6 @% V+ I" nTeacher: What are you talking about? $ L# L8 y* A# K5 b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ R& N8 r) S! C$ q) i: q1 oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 N- F' r% ?) ?6 P" `
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , D- a3 O2 n; q0 T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. C" X% x2 [% h: a2 B* g6 OMillie: I is... $ Q! y; q e- e- V; D0 n. K, X; u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 W/ x: r/ W7 x+ H& m) @' y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) z& x( v3 f" Z* E; y9 E- N! e
( a: z% `7 t+ d# ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " U. `" y5 y4 Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 w+ j5 `! i, b# J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- p) a2 K6 a6 G$ M0 v% rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! t7 d* q8 L& q+ y
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % R) N6 w0 s M; @9 O7 B$ a* l8 g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: j; N/ }9 |6 VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + a4 X% t: z3 Q4 l- K
Harold: A teacher 1 C: i& A: I# |0 R! }, i
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