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9 u' J/ l ]/ tMaria: Here it is.
" N9 y1 R; u3 C8 L, W. gTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! e( J3 x) S* Y! [, ^+ r3 a
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 x% T* p) h0 {
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # o# r+ {6 k! u) \% j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) w. V/ D" s8 }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) G$ D0 X$ `* R! q9 a& CTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 n5 z* s% @8 O4 z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 n* I' h0 c# h7 I9 x, t+ U# s
$ U# }# @5 I ~Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - G8 F2 N, Z3 z- J6 L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % \7 z' L/ [% ^, e, B& ~% R u! F
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 N3 H6 M v4 j2 W( U% vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; J- v3 u7 I& P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: e L% V# B. [; L: Q4 kWinnie: Me! ( `& h, F' x8 q2 D f0 X9 ?5 C8 I
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % j2 E2 h! N) H1 [9 \$ {! T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - L* Z' p" k {) H; Y7 O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 I1 ]1 G, [6 T7 Z
Millie: I is... ! o2 V8 [7 N* m9 P8 X! K4 z# `4 j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! m9 B& W$ \. J7 {* ?) D: d2 sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' K3 Y( G, b5 R9 V$ n$ I' {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 a+ H& G2 _* B) d8 Q$ o6 X1 L% U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 m1 `! j( p! K [8 L+ M1 mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
w4 N' m- {, G0 C- R: {Harold: A teacher
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