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Q# a. b' N& X, {# qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - b' h: j! c c7 R+ V3 t. k
Maria: Here it is. - L2 x8 A2 V6 x* H9 A& P7 a% T+ }: j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , O7 [! B5 x' A: W0 @! g* d, R
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 s' o" U) x# e& WJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( E- Q6 H: y% A2 g. ^( ~
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 M. W: i0 `( y, C y2 ]# ^. O+ D, |9 r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 N- Y) j* W/ N! {$ V- P8 `Teacher: No, that's wrong " e" M: K& b) d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 O9 d# r% c8 ^# w2 Y$ {
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / X" W ^7 U: d( t6 D
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 e9 {! m! F! U8 R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " U/ P) y& l( _: U$ d
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: u3 y5 Y" F8 f! ]1 rWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ S$ [. z5 L" ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; O5 {) k% D ^- E1 q; Q
1 D' O8 H% r8 s0 i0 eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 [' l9 U l; KMillie: I is... 0 ~, z6 _+ r9 x' n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 c, c9 K/ i7 A0 N% L) tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 B9 y& S( O$ `- z @
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 P4 p: E5 E2 \- [ a* R/ Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 m" \0 x& x5 I5 [! T1 j6 E
2 Q/ [ |8 D* o4 i- X, HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " ^2 q2 Z' }- Q( @; C$ w
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 ^. h! _+ u3 e' j9 ^
0 E. i* ~ G1 i; D& uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ ]2 E2 V- a$ D% J" X4 SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + z! G4 ~# d6 B! ^. r2 ?& R- i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # z {2 b: ]8 u, t( N( D
Harold: A teacher
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