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8 X% \: m8 o, j8 ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! u0 Q, F0 ~% i" s& U7 y
Maria: Here it is. , Y/ H) j- ?4 P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 B: c$ f4 d6 c
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; O8 c2 u q" }+ f
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 g0 m; w/ p1 M! A, d( u0 F
- w+ q/ D( c. f0 ]- h6 k6 A4 `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 x' n- Q$ e$ ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , l2 Y6 T0 b2 x6 F' b8 Q2 h* W U
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 N' u5 }. _& z, x. nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 J4 k+ [; A/ F2 C; mTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 Y7 v3 `% n1 S# v* j& e9 {' E
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. k2 Q! T& o) S% D+ h1 K4 p0 I; GTeacher: What are you talking about? 9 o- b5 d1 X1 ^# G: c, ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , j# L1 {2 \; U: ~) {* {9 F
Winnie: Me! 3 x/ V/ {/ u6 F+ r; U' j
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: e3 s) R& k' j7 k5 p5 g8 ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( E, B% V! D7 z$ V. G# v$ N+ @
0 {0 g: ], B: L' K* M8 D# hTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 w- B+ ]8 P& K- w. G2 g& g
Millie: I is... * I* `' V5 {, G9 d# f r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ N, J4 F! y! I1 hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . z5 Q8 ~1 d |/ Q3 e
}% P$ I% b% ^# P8 |0 n, uTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " B' T1 o! u/ @6 x# G+ |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + f$ |9 v/ C. d2 u# _
- U( f. [7 D6 c4 e$ m$ J# H, xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! I/ D6 F' }2 v" USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* Z: h6 q7 y- b R& G6 N: r7 XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' `+ ~1 G5 Z/ ?7 `, y g7 JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* g8 w: O& D; l$ pHarold: A teacher
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