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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% F* }! H5 [0 ^# m* K: SMaria: Here it is. ) h& E5 K' [- |. b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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# k. I0 q1 {1 @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! m$ |. F) i( n1 Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 E$ @# I: @7 [* S
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + u- [& M# W: J, V" L' F2 ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 w4 m0 C V' q& o
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 F0 [& ~& b- B3 g% [4 WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) @7 y# Z" t. K' D- B, y- q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 {6 q" D& {5 @Teacher: What are you talking about?
- N( S* O4 A& C, D* sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 q$ h2 F8 ^: {7 X
Winnie: Me! 8 U+ U6 w1 X0 q2 Q/ w3 q/ U) Z0 ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. s5 }9 `# {& SGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : h$ @0 M9 C! V+ l1 O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # A: S& H1 b+ N# |2 t
Millie: I is... * [4 J @1 D& @/ Q( v2 F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 ]) T* H( S& p9 H$ y& |8 `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 |' j* e! P. B, g- F5 ~
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . V2 c! q5 m+ ?& E4 ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 A9 ~" e8 {* j+ I/ vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 L3 q% k b; x% j0 V; KSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' C3 s" g. R( k( Y
7 H7 B; l7 e9 f; @' GTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 m5 y- Z. g& K& `0 g6 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * M. u$ ?8 m9 E1 R: m ?
% K. h6 W3 \' w. p0 ?9 NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 {, L# D' z, PHarold: A teacher
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