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# ?, ]# x. f u* rTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , i& x4 @& t# u% a' C& C- R0 W
Maria: Here it is.
* o) J2 S' n5 J( T% s# fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) ?6 K; Z' D9 D6 i- j8 L a V& bClass: Maria. ! _4 i. `! k6 N/ u; X
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ \) I( n( K. E# R
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 J& X( j+ i7 c. ^- @
1 R- K: w' k% S7 I z, W3 ^8 b4 dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 X7 V! S. ~2 d6 b! i7 n: JGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 j* z6 U1 M( F) k# [: hTeacher: No, that's wrong ; Q' A7 Z1 I5 O/ b D# x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 i, H |# k7 w/ E2 E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 ~6 y+ X/ P" q- S( E w& ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 @% [% s! j: i/ C
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 k. c6 Z/ P+ X2 Y5 k2 |* X7 K- g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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s! _- i' t1 l+ e$ x+ a% {$ aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- K K; X- v9 I# u! ]: FWinnie: Me!
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5 B( }3 \# U/ V4 hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' @; }1 C! k# }+ s+ G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ _* q2 [0 k2 G t% S7 u
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + G! L$ Z5 X2 Z8 Z4 c9 P6 N/ j5 d
Millie: I is... * N: a4 R5 U; F. L) D, e9 T8 H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." O( M# |5 @) X8 t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" K0 k2 E* S) Y0 ^- @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% S, \9 L" F8 c( H9 x; P" pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 ^: p/ l1 q, V9 j3 i- {: U! [
( k, ^5 s3 v* p$ V, i0 ~2 RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. u' z, W6 p+ Z0 p( x ESimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- K2 o+ T$ C5 e; j/ f# KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; {6 I9 b9 [4 B4 P$ ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * ]) E2 P; |$ d: S( C4 M) B! G
Harold: A teacher / d; \) v! f9 O4 B
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