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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % i" U" A8 b1 ?* q: i9 M
Maria: Here it is.
- j2 B% s% {/ y0 \& hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 S4 P) r" W6 S* x1 S7 m/ G
Class: Maria.
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1 t/ h4 \& \2 Y. ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ }7 a+ c3 l8 Q2 [; i7 @John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 v3 @+ o3 P% V; Y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ k# U3 k( U' r( F/ ]0 z* V1 dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# f0 Z5 _4 D" u5 u# h2 kTeacher: No, that's wrong m9 ~. x1 f$ \1 m! \4 k! E
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 Z4 f+ n; ^+ g: m! u' a3 n
& K9 s: J& V8 e; I% g$ tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. g- J1 ^3 K2 [% o7 V1 F0 K" U, {Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) z F) b3 @5 t1 A) N, t
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 G0 g+ B$ ` |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 `- |8 o3 l O7 P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 t$ h H8 |5 ?) ~0 E1 l
Winnie: Me! 8 Z% c, q# B. D7 J- a
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 O4 [/ q, J @: R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 }2 Y5 H& V8 A3 K% l2 E! }
$ w% @! y* f7 X4 [2 F9 [8 x7 |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& M$ s" y) p' F' j& @6 d- v5 TMillie: I is... : N5 C0 ]! W- z. a8 I& {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / U; K, w- v' N9 v9 {# ^ O% n. q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 j; P* |$ }% D
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 k" H/ J% w. c4 A7 l( yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 D+ @$ R+ r" x; l' d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 X0 u( w5 p2 o; p- rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 V. J/ L2 k8 M6 u( i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & Q" J; G K0 p) ]6 R
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 p4 V0 y7 Z! A* L7 l; J
Harold: A teacher
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