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* ^6 w7 {7 T/ }" i! XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( H2 E" _0 |/ i- t
Maria: Here it is. : Y3 A3 t2 n0 o2 J4 Q7 d! L0 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( d4 a1 f2 h/ X/ b2 p& g
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- e z$ k; h7 a+ j0 S XJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 C+ A' b! q9 [+ t" A1 p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) Z- d6 _9 a. T- [. r* FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 }% n9 m' R8 x1 v% e/ cTeacher: No, that's wrong
1 {0 e9 _5 {% ]: k6 c' MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 n' p7 y4 l k7 O/ E$ O2 ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 b* _8 Z5 e7 a0 y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % s; O* s B% I$ `" o: D
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 J# \; t8 g, U5 D) z+ U- L- |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 s( x+ j: W) ~7 E% D8 q
* {, \4 k: N. @! MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # c- c: B% @5 H. \
Winnie: Me! * D( J" |" ]8 R' ?' H4 v8 C
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' K5 H, }" Y9 Q6 e% N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + H/ P. n' Q/ u$ \) {' a
Millie: I is...
# K. o/ T, u$ K: HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 t3 s; @6 Q& t6 T- b' WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
d8 E' ]) v& v. p9 z! ^3 n6 P8 x8 lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " F1 ~' j+ t" D. q. J: R' b! w. Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 b* q# x: ~3 b
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( g4 q) I+ d3 ^, ?/ @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 _8 p( i1 a9 n9 c0 U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . M: H# j; U& m* a1 P0 ~
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? G; j6 `9 ^, k- }. P5 Z. O, ]
Harold: A teacher
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