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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . i2 \+ w0 k! l& r: D; [+ @2 E
Maria: Here it is. / b) E$ M7 X4 E; o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 Q7 }6 P, [, m/ KClass: Maria.
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2 V! v8 F" i ^: b7 a& uTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( b& i) ]0 \, D r0 s! P) O5 _3 A' V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! l9 z0 }8 ^. x Q3 s2 c
6 w/ B0 s8 X; b; R: `! xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" e; C {9 _' e# s+ J( CGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 M: H) `6 {' p0 UTeacher: No, that's wrong : Z+ N9 f9 c d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! f. S8 F) K' @( N8 }
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% j' h0 a% G* j9 |6 Q% \$ @0 @Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 z' T+ c9 K8 b/ ?- [Teacher: What are you talking about?
! O; j3 o& M5 p6 s8 ]4 ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * ~1 T) Q4 o: o4 ^% i- j ^8 u1 Q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 Z+ I5 h$ k( U) Q9 SWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 `# p7 | R. D2 k8 TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + F0 t8 p6 w+ G) t1 Y+ I2 d
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' z; ^' Q7 @6 @, h2 d# H
Millie: I is... I4 J3 U/ s6 h5 @) w: `8 x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ N( s* O$ H" N5 q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / N# q3 z% m2 L) g: z5 |
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 ?5 p2 M R, E2 O; Y) XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 y" [8 r/ g+ T8 P- K' c2 v- N, |
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( N% P; l5 g* @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # y% |: H0 {8 Q- o4 g
& N; H( D8 t& k3 _" T Z# }8 ATeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % D( Q; x5 j5 h) o
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 g+ Z6 O; x: J( G" J
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 p- f0 ^, N2 z3 A
Harold: A teacher
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