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8 ?' f6 Y# \1 z: k& jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 Q) N( e4 }! {" m$ f) E# n/ ~- FMaria: Here it is.
+ X, [8 w8 C; \+ h% w& rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 O7 L1 g6 o6 G" l: Y9 ^: q4 n2 _
Class: Maria. $ C; k' x, R7 x$ o/ V/ r
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / P9 C. s( \* D) f
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ X2 ~& i3 y1 d7 S+ E) _
, f0 T+ {, \; i9 @' _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ I" J. H! Q8 v2 D h% {3 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ d5 ~0 a" P7 O$ ~Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 g5 f( w* {+ M, Z- c* A; a
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, ^6 t* y& N5 n' s' _& `: h2 VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + d8 `; A3 V3 s% E
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . X9 t* D7 ^ u
Teacher: What are you talking about? $ `- C* M( M1 p$ U* {2 _& {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( Y2 r+ `1 v9 |7 ]
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 z/ T% `0 q2 _2 y6 t3 S; o4 e
Winnie: Me! 7 x: b3 ^ B {4 O1 V* n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 \' u7 }. C; ^6 m) a% ]) {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 |6 a5 x" q! W! _( U
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " C2 c8 p5 m* g( s! f% e
Millie: I is... ) ]! L% ]9 |5 ?7 }4 q1 g: K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 R: u( j# n0 @1 I5 I' n. }) C5 N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) I. ~- b0 V8 K. \3 y: K/ `! }1 S) zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, ~% f* P$ l( M3 D8 g/ i) VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 C) z+ C5 ^* w- c7 u b
2 x& c9 X1 x0 I& r/ `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 k& k# ^+ Y' E6 @5 L$ H; M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 u% Z. |3 K# d5 i# A* |; l) u4 W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * d8 ?: @3 m# y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 T+ j. }- o7 c' T* o7 DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ Y d* ]7 k \8 S! e- P! DHarold: A teacher , w3 ? W; `9 c' _+ O/ j
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