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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 M4 O( ~# H: |8 V7 u+ qMaria: Here it is. - a7 D6 h- ~: L& X3 R4 D
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! j; }$ r* ]$ S& a# kClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 s7 t. W6 g; x' wJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 w# t& a) e" O+ ~: P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) [, Y" l/ ~; p' ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ O; |! w' ~& F$ g& A9 I4 G# [# z( XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - |1 e8 ^- D. l) ^/ M5 b% `2 Z, C7 A
3 l5 a# r9 I& W- _* wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& {% ]! e; R, |9 u& VDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 U z8 X7 b4 G8 q/ ~: W; b0 |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* u2 a& n6 M1 o4 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 c( T6 D/ m) C" b( l+ `) C& GWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 Q7 z" N5 k1 m0 f" w! `+ \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 g) e' G1 v" ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% P7 m5 z6 x& Q! N# G; ^- C* TMillie: I is... & C4 ?: q1 `3 X1 m/ O7 |, `7 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' E! s. r4 @0 {8 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." z- w4 I: O+ {6 F$ j% K6 g% S5 e, z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 h% W; d9 {3 L" l8 f ]) G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 v- @! U4 H' M* k8 y9 f4 Y! [3 G. s2 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ R4 s/ j" O, U( xSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* S. T" H! L4 q- _0 VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? \; @8 Q- v' g$ `6 O
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ }6 o1 l; h* H5 ]7 UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , A' y) k: w2 l- M$ u0 k6 s
Harold: A teacher
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