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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- j2 N! M0 N4 P% e' G2 s/ Q# D. RMaria: Here it is. 0 G' p A; ^- C. Q9 C! i6 n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - _8 l. w) h0 U+ B
Class: Maria.
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% [* s9 Z: {$ Z. @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 L/ Y- B7 y6 s1 ^1 j9 PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 J! R2 X2 H0 w t; h
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & F8 ~* c s: T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& i* g% l2 V1 f5 `) d- n2 {Teacher: No, that's wrong " i f: a' _- B) ]) s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" [7 B$ P9 Z$ w7 F# UDonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 D5 ^+ e* Y; f2 q; U& H E# s lTeacher: What are you talking about? ' W+ }2 N7 K! u* }) G# m/ y4 [+ i) D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 y9 M2 v( f. s' c! K
; V) u$ D, q5 z6 W! x* \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : a' {6 H& d( R9 d+ y1 v
Winnie: Me! 5 ^3 s' f( ~( i
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 B+ q0 O# v: U* j: u& X; x- w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % A( { B, z' K, H; B4 V m
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; {+ T% ^/ k9 n* x5 u# H8 u; i
Millie: I is... ' b1 _; C7 |/ |2 s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 \0 d4 }& B6 y o5 |$ V# l4 u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& o$ f% H0 p; a) r* ?2 ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& C' {7 p* k$ ^; k/ |- wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. z0 T/ W' O" z% l( wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : P$ S$ F" a6 F1 m4 S" P
2 Y+ _7 c+ G! e1 }9 P7 C/ X4 cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* H. q5 W) I, Q" v) Z# ^, {/ VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! f& [6 o5 `8 d$ y$ w6 R! o
/ |" ~ X, h* }! x, B) W6 w, s: ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / i3 D6 P9 h, X4 B* H6 Y8 r
Harold: A teacher : q3 X% d1 Y5 l% S4 f0 X
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