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% e9 I6 {1 L- D3 Y$ f9 T4 v3 a7 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! v4 ]8 A* z0 ]) `/ J
Maria: Here it is.
& H' [* N7 O% B+ `, W" dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- E4 B; b+ Z( `" p9 X/ p8 EClass: Maria. ; }3 b* d! `; C0 d
1 _2 P. K5 K0 q2 q% e( [. H1 A& MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 g: F+ B# T: L1 o0 l
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 T9 d2 V) x( `( M
6 e u, v* T1 l0 q7 X6 L8 ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) I/ w3 l/ Q& N1 V% r1 K1 O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 {' f- P) U# @2 _1 [7 u& Z( ITeacher: No, that's wrong
, K* [( ?9 {' W. i! Z4 LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. n6 S) @3 e% ~8 D3 U
4 @9 Y7 ^+ X% w/ s* f' qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' U+ m, R1 H8 c. T7 `, ~$ t
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 p, U+ e6 E, b) ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* w! ]- m7 Y& O: H; ~" fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( g6 c6 {2 k6 F$ d6 A ]6 S# G
5 e7 x2 U4 f3 I2 H! B# v: dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 Z5 i/ u) L- ], u7 b
Winnie: Me! ' b4 E3 K- S2 e
" V3 @/ I; x" A+ f3 r/ }3 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& g4 R% {5 f7 UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : b0 v9 ~- H9 W, E4 W( V8 s" L( r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : t; l+ j8 h g5 y. ?) k
Millie: I is...
) n/ F9 O: w5 h2 ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( L, z" O1 M2 |) d! g0 v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 _8 q8 I5 P2 S. a& c. W0 wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . I( `: E3 K9 Q7 d9 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* w" _; ?7 ?2 bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 L5 b# V+ z5 a5 _5 Q% Y. K+ {4 U) i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " w4 I+ W. h- e5 C4 N8 @: H5 Y$ t8 ?
# {% c# D5 W2 K! \0 wTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / n* [) D& X8 ]! G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! u- N- L& u+ y+ K/ g$ I+ }
Harold: A teacher ; ~* U4 v. S- j6 z) Z0 `3 G
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