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, J0 Y" R% W3 z mTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* P, H3 L% Z" u6 BMaria: Here it is. ; g/ k0 g* B C9 E1 B( C( b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) _$ _( x8 A/ y) m4 TClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / D A/ U/ t b: x
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# g. \) h' r" a* D+ n" ^, B, b' [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) _* z1 _* G- L3 I( |6 @# \1 fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 ]8 \9 R4 e% S4 rTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 W7 s4 a5 I7 Q' o0 x# ?2 }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) F8 B8 T/ G( ~; D" _
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' n# q% a A4 B1 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ H: t; B7 j% [2 K# zTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 }6 B' b( D' i' K, d/ wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 M3 f! d5 r e, M- Q
Winnie: Me! " i& O+ M+ i2 b6 T
" W8 c$ ^3 I# }( D' T, B9 R2 zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ ?0 y ~1 w& ~: _( ^% WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 [% I+ Q) w+ L w
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : E/ A9 ]1 M" J3 Q* f
Millie: I is...
; ~+ e: O& X3 p/ eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + O+ R/ Y4 ~. {' H$ r- ~' T/ m% a1 e. w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ {/ B6 g/ t9 g2 _8 P$ g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* I% [1 M# }5 \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 s% }, }, T( HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: F c0 w# {* e# j- uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : R+ ]% h: h! k# K% }( b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 c r; D m* q0 q/ k$ D
) q1 t# @& y% i- T4 L0 e4 tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 Q( S/ [8 y7 q; ~9 p
Harold: A teacher # q* H9 [* r, o8 K4 W" d) z
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