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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' \: Y' D _- C& i* L* {. _Maria: Here it is. 5 O4 [, U" e) o/ {( A" i8 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( c! u6 y& R$ S" K
Class: Maria. ) I# L1 ^; I" G5 F, z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& L( q- p. w& C- f3 d" x+ vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; Q* z; }$ W2 A1 Y3 G, J' z% p; RTeacher: No, that's wrong ' v8 ~: R+ B, L# u! ?" v* \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 Y) Z7 v6 {6 W# N ?' h: {$ t
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" q; }1 n/ Y- `9 A1 BTeacher: What are you talking about?
1 n; k7 S! M/ l; b6 M* |2 X- L+ P6 yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # L* N1 V* B5 r2 V1 Y
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 Q6 h* V; x4 {% d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! i T" r: g3 Z, \ a$ R4 GMillie: I is...
% B0 u' @. C: `9 M: Y8 ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& [. o( R, ]: u9 `) UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! p- W. g4 `5 [( f& i% D, c
; e1 x( l9 L; ~1 [) k1 I( {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" T+ q! ]$ `/ d; q" J" JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 S, o( C+ g% N% |, F0 q5 v0 C* TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 p3 A2 q+ {3 L5 P4 g! k/ g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, X) d" ^- `. TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; P* ^) K' O F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + P" `, F1 p' w* Q
Harold: A teacher ( n/ {) p) n, i% u$ D* z+ E' y1 `
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