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5 O3 s% ?, c% ]8 P/ r+ s6 a& wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- B0 P, J) f; @+ e$ G2 vMaria: Here it is.
9 k( H6 w9 k8 y. D5 A8 @' {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! g- R5 e7 w; R% y4 ^; jClass: Maria.
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2 k% v7 A0 [6 \' E7 u' ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) S: ^- a4 m r0 j1 [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; S* B n; [- e s& T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ o8 l6 w2 c& T' F0 ATeacher: No, that's wrong 9 o' I& t. v7 F1 K' J9 e- J) m# g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; b& ?2 h9 ?/ K- Z- n- }2 _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& W8 }/ v- }1 k% ]7 r- i* W8 qDonald: H I J K L M N O.
x, Y: e9 G' |- @. h" o9 BTeacher: What are you talking about?
: ]6 K1 I7 _! P8 s wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % E2 L5 j1 D; n$ T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ w' d( Y; ^9 m9 n) Y2 UWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 I2 r. u( }0 A. @5 W) p' w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- E- ~# k8 H+ jMillie: I is... ( v% h$ z; e# b
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 F0 h h: z. G. a# iMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 U0 v4 h; O$ [* t, d% O3 ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 i5 @/ j; B0 k, x
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & O8 m% D) Z4 I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 ?( t8 q( t; _) s1 E
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. \6 y; @7 ]) ?: r. H. _3 ^9 WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
o6 l' N0 r" [5 s' SHarold: A teacher
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