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0 Y1 i8 y1 y9 q0 K. L- {* CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 ~& k% o4 ]! O' XMaria: Here it is. ! h1 L- t/ I: r4 h( \4 l" e% _) M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 B" h! l6 G! l- P5 UClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : v( v# F2 g% \* ?5 i
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 R$ r; L/ E5 [8 s+ V( Z
1 s7 d& y2 T* o8 _! |7 o. D" MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' q& p7 h" W# OGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; p: [4 Y0 ~3 x* l) m. k- k/ v
Teacher: No, that's wrong , V% G% {+ G6 x- Z! Y, {- b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! A7 A7 L+ T8 A. C7 E& cTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ `" O, ~+ V3 D+ j: Z1 @Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 g1 z# I+ l) z6 t0 `1 J
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ c3 r' t. Q) e# ]# u3 @3 d0 pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 W7 M- N/ f( j" [2 ?6 W3 l
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 G2 r5 p; F) J
Winnie: Me! ( H4 F* u" F1 A+ B% M5 d5 S* g
3 B- @) `2 y9 l# `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 J2 p0 y! P1 B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ q; K' x5 c) C5 p# r2 T2 F
/ D, ]2 e; t" ?1 W# s: y/ @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 h' J/ p9 K, j1 D4 }" t. k+ J: B
Millie: I is...
8 w( c4 P8 T7 T; c0 `: V! jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, y' I: w% \0 _; \; r h. F5 M& NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' X& Z. `% u+ b& t5 E0 D v F
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 e& n9 j6 X5 H9 f! y9 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + O$ _; a& J5 p. `( I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" n3 D e# X" ~7 M; C6 V+ O4 | c; cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( _* M+ g" D0 t& m2 f$ q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* |6 y9 i$ _) @, j, iHarold: A teacher
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