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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / i7 J" Y4 m" G1 N% l% ~& l" G1 _
Maria: Here it is.
) N$ f6 z, ]; ~% i% P: \9 jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. v6 ^! ?" |" C7 z5 y4 bClass: Maria.
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3 C/ @: _ p0 s+ A; U0 Q iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: x+ J0 z3 Z1 e5 Z5 _1 vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; {* a2 ?# Z" ]Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 z6 Q' E6 ^2 h8 a/ ~Teacher: No, that's wrong $ w3 O- G* g6 b2 N8 Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ C2 q" b8 E$ d! d9 _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - P% T- e2 Q% W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
]* m) ]* y$ K: p' ^7 H0 \Teacher: What are you talking about? - A/ F, s o& j% G! q( E- l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * C7 s3 ~; p2 H0 Y+ ^; I
# T/ l0 o0 ~9 c. _5 e0 GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! i2 q& X; D( C q: l* G
Winnie: Me! $ p& j/ t5 r/ T$ P" E
* [$ U' q+ J* f7 m1 _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% P! k( e' ]# rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ s5 `+ i! ]! m6 k
Millie: I is... 1 h5 T( L3 Z* J( O$ C
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 E% J' {% J( [* Q& p$ O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + x, b; y" f* ^; X; e i) ?! O
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 H5 O* s$ f LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) L% ~" z1 O' ]4 d! v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! U7 U- @9 p; `+ a+ E7 M9 `
- B5 L1 i, j; F8 L6 }4 L) BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 E' _9 d9 D, t" @; b* h4 E2 C2 d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( h& z4 A5 H( U4 s+ o2 Q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ H% I/ D* N! O( l! ?. fHarold: A teacher / H/ x6 ^, M9 J6 {. |5 _
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