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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # |* G# }4 [% f, i
Maria: Here it is. ) k% q/ |4 A$ I- t2 K- o4 r( [
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' W5 k2 B: I3 |
Class: Maria. $ h/ c# d6 ^; j! N
8 o& K) x( [! I/ h( V0 s: M9 RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' w( l; e$ x1 `& P- o
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ J' L5 h) O$ x- N2 u4 h* uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ @. I- @! W* y% X. w3 C$ ?; PTeacher: No, that's wrong
( ^/ ~# S0 \7 M( Y( x" E8 xGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 S+ N( ^8 _" p! l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# I. g/ n2 w+ \' H& zDonald: H I J K L M N O. * c$ d* Q" m5 t% X% ?- {
Teacher: What are you talking about? - J' k$ j1 \) ?" h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , O$ Q$ F: C) K3 \3 E
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" J1 q8 g5 Q& A- }Winnie: Me!
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0 e& }+ Z$ S0 d! E( }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! F' q0 [& S* t0 l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 G; Z* |' @# M
Millie: I is...
* ?# ], k& N$ `$ s1 V" w RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 ~8 E3 Y1 y/ Z8 ?7 WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , P( z; A! q" J5 M! E' d* C' w% s1 J
) C K, z* d L* vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( d7 \7 B O" E! Q x: O" m& LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 b6 L/ v/ d% C( o+ E0 t Y. H
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; P2 d" w8 ?5 L# T8 b% [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 y7 k& v* r7 l* Y( S9 D
: Y& {: B) r4 u5 q. KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . P; O; ? G# T8 ^! W7 ?1 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) F3 j( N" S1 v6 T, e" j! dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; G$ m# _0 o3 O) \3 \+ DHarold: A teacher 4 J: z! ?: l& y- T( O j+ [4 U
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