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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- B0 G- J% F- K, J* u8 PMaria: Here it is. 5 ~& M3 u r U* N2 f/ r0 o0 J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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7 m! x; _7 `+ l/ `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ V4 j, Q C: s* L7 j+ a. o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : s; Y% j( Y7 t) f, M: R& |# V6 h
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ o: x t7 W. p, l0 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, p& f! S! ~# W& w/ ITeacher: No, that's wrong 6 ^1 X- g( E6 n) Q) l2 L7 p1 H3 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - O2 C" z& R% n" Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ; w; J8 g/ F, N; w( V
Teacher: What are you talking about? % A8 i) p; i4 r; a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* ~( Z z. ?3 N: VWinnie: Me! $ R) s- Q7 |5 _: a
3 A: Z3 y% g( @+ K3 _. M4 v$ nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) T% o$ j2 A! u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 O( p( z, \& b1 o0 u8 Q# B" \
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 B( X' a' @4 VMillie: I is...
5 T1 g! {& q& VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ Q4 _' S1 ?/ F% B! WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - [" C7 O, G! x. R& O
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * J7 n9 Z( H4 H: X" b7 x! [! t K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # x) M- W& a3 W& x* y7 A. A8 e
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# A; q3 o# u; J5 X D" lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 k' {" {- W0 S+ K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- C' U+ v6 u, b$ a. t/ ? ~Harold: A teacher 0 y" i! c4 n+ g9 i7 b
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