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) {! f' m, e; j" }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 N+ C8 {7 A7 o3 d, q9 K# l9 UMaria: Here it is.
# v/ C% p$ d- j& v/ H' wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - N- C z# `' e2 }% `5 e. ^/ d5 Z
Class: Maria. ; z0 K% d( y/ {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / F1 r2 e2 `7 t( x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % e! D& B: k- H# o2 U q- p8 k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 G. a9 F" y/ b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 I. ~ n$ y: f! }
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 v& ?* U$ @: ]2 }8 h: g' i3 _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ z( q' R% n- x
4 ]7 C, }0 U1 V1 VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 {* r3 V0 h0 `- I! Q" j, V7 zDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' C6 z+ ]! b. t8 h+ q- \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ `! H0 w% J- O3 K/ rDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& Q- h& o; E0 g/ B: TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & }- Q% k% q# N6 I
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 h9 S7 } k/ W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 H4 k, g3 j- H: O- g3 h* o% ^7 P
0 G" S4 \5 l! M. KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 }% F& D& I' P! ~
Millie: I is... # p# n1 b! m% y; ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 c" l; p/ c' K1 c# u# w/ i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : I. H8 A7 V& S; }
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* @" O9 _1 w. y" r% O) aLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 B% s/ O! o9 l6 ]0 F1 f- OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . W1 ~) Z3 `9 w$ `' D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - ~6 r" p" c+ p m; J( }
9 A. } q2 i0 o6 z0 Z0 Q4 }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 z' `/ \" @, r! R3 C! ]3 s. a
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 M& ~$ b- P9 ]
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 o4 D/ f' N( d/ H) W" v+ l0 ?, Q& o" eHarold: A teacher * O4 q4 j* S2 f: w% C0 T" I. F+ r
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