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2 v8 y3 H8 F* }# N4 J" oTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. z/ x3 K1 \/ [
Maria: Here it is.
/ M2 @( q; \& w4 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 ^$ C6 {2 t- j% g
Class: Maria. 5 C$ k+ K* e+ |
3 n0 ~2 P, V; h3 f) Y* o% @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - E7 ?. q z- r9 D# t% X8 L
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / I# Q! L0 z8 K: G$ r0 t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 z( l1 _# @7 j, z( @* J
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ }+ y; [- e6 }# DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 Q* m/ I/ F# f- i! m
$ _) _5 o8 S, {9 O1 {' F$ qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ?/ j1 `- C) T2 N8 I! e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ S/ c# a. Z9 J% H: N4 ^Teacher: What are you talking about? ; r; C6 m9 k) A, y9 d- d c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , C u9 z. c5 w9 _. n A
* `! A/ Z8 C5 |9 w! J" a0 K0 VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 K. C9 |/ ?# }0 d" x
Winnie: Me!
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2 M7 p6 t5 [4 U" l+ A/ jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" n+ L2 b) k5 W6 B& o1 ?! BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / E% C! g& s; I' m6 r# R; x
" j+ d/ G8 d, W4 e5 l" P- ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + Z! i# U% w7 O
Millie: I is...
: [% ?+ T. K4 n6 ^' ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + T, H, B3 @$ @3 B# S+ ]1 L3 b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: X; s I* r0 @ ^0 Q# KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * Z3 U( f' l3 e+ r- i% b& ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 f8 ~9 T# r( G) t& ]' Q0 uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 U$ ~. o7 P, P0 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& b5 l' ?0 b, i% n* ~& p& MHarold: A teacher ' d/ i' t$ R8 K6 y* s( V
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