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* M/ X9 o0 ~4 Y' e6 O1 |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : x+ W* p! f) i1 [
Maria: Here it is.
& p! i' x6 h; x* u9 n# _" xTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , @! K) j6 I/ y. Y2 y1 m
Class: Maria. $ X. I4 K9 i1 I
1 m: k3 L G1 G2 g& pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( ?' L* D. s6 ?+ IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 w" L" b* E9 G( O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # N' k' w8 b, E
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! ?2 V2 M1 q' [) |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * l3 h; J% _1 Y! \, W# ^+ I
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. x4 J6 Z0 b2 \0 S( \4 JDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 w. i ~6 _2 N R( s& P
Teacher: What are you talking about? & L( s# D3 h6 S0 A$ [
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % H! J& O# j3 E
; V' T) z; S* nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 L* |2 ~6 \/ @4 JWinnie: Me!
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6 \$ }& I9 W9 k/ V% K. tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 W. p- D. x r8 H6 I) i: |
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , a7 ?# m, h! G
Millie: I is... 4 R1 O0 A* P6 s& P5 W/ H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / X1 P: R) J8 j+ _
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 i. U) ]) P9 d5 JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 k3 A! F; c! w! h d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 R8 ^9 I, y8 ~% [4 {6 Q
1 q1 T6 c1 e) D4 y6 A! BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & p) _3 d: `6 x- T8 H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 i6 I6 ]0 w* R6 I' G, }$ i3 w
5 i1 |7 M. A7 {# k" ^0 v; o- WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + Z3 x( M& M) B) Y- E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % C7 W: @# y/ t! {
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 _+ Z4 X$ y9 F; CHarold: A teacher
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