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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 V" r% }) U# K) p; u8 U' c
Maria: Here it is. ; b. b& I( ?3 @$ |) G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * T2 F9 @: K1 s, F% F9 X- V: F4 ~
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! u& h4 G0 E1 o3 h' n; i S7 sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 L* S0 V0 q. [0 b! P
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 k+ \7 r4 f& H- t VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" x3 K: i5 n$ z& e" ^7 ?; q( i3 lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ v0 }! K' F) }+ }+ ]Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 g v0 I5 a1 ]# q+ b1 B8 s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 i C, M! _7 `$ v+ t: M+ RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
, s) ?5 X/ a' ?, t2 VTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 W, C+ r# V* Y% L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 @, J; u# M. r' _+ FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / S7 t3 T) w' u) n. `
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & T8 n1 r4 {2 e+ o+ c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' \9 _2 O: O4 c" V* s% w
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; H! \2 s* A8 ^ z) X( x4 E
Millie: I is... % r& ~4 C# j3 O' `0 Y4 V# k, t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* Y( A' N2 c/ P$ A8 N5 l7 AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 D1 G) ^2 Q1 \% @. XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 O) L( O3 o( X: i% P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' |7 O" U( }6 v$ e8 dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. {# F& D$ H! ^! B. B% eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 L# Z% }. F3 i. k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ S7 w \% V# V \" YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 f& E+ i+ f6 P+ Q: c. vHarold: A teacher 5 ~6 a8 _1 ~1 c3 D5 I+ s6 m( K: c
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