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& q' x+ L4 }7 [' TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 I7 u* X5 n. j' u6 o; YMaria: Here it is.
0 S" S" y" q( F3 s, nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' k. f1 C8 w+ ^7 r1 F) }
Class: Maria. 0 |% O8 m( X8 |4 |+ i, S; P/ k
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 q. v: C" j5 [$ _
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 }8 e( s- ]! X+ v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* D z6 c7 {! w! V% K% Y2 HTeacher: No, that's wrong
: c$ h+ J. X; @3 cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 g F% K& M/ }* ]4 h+ E5 K
' {7 w' P* l M% |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - u; ^- Y+ \+ b+ [, `8 M6 e; E
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' X: [, j+ Y3 g6 E& B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ D, Q7 u0 s" M! i* cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / l/ H2 z. x. G y; d1 S
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ B$ O, c* |3 i4 R
Winnie: Me! % x1 O7 @ i: ]* ]5 | _0 u. i: f
) P2 j3 N; D8 A% ]* VTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 B5 V. \+ q6 V7 S- V$ `) w( j2 a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 L& j4 f9 S5 f. _- L% V
$ P8 r4 ~5 O/ M7 |+ LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; u9 R# R; A' bMillie: I is... ( ?. b A+ |/ z2 ?7 H& h6 S( }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 c, t0 ^0 P+ @/ M) {7 m' c; z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % B# M6 h1 |: m: Y
& J1 z0 L0 \9 L' `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. O) @' g) o% @1 ]1 `0 {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% c5 ^! S9 Y) J" @& jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# z9 @2 J8 ]2 {% d2 `+ X3 NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 x0 S' b$ Z$ v9 e& W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* U8 P0 }1 P4 u* _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ u9 F" U- `) B
Harold: A teacher
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