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2 a+ }( a" | b9 X7 [6 e: ~, {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 `5 B: I% A# a8 g- lMaria: Here it is. % O, k$ a3 n$ c9 e1 Y% k5 a# B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % Y0 c6 Y5 S/ h" D
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- q4 @# ]+ V1 G2 k6 a& [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " C! U+ y( G$ K. f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 P) g! s& k" e3 Y( YTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 d, E/ Q1 Y+ B( w9 }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( r$ Y8 }7 [2 A: T# m/ j* B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* V# w. X; i* ^( _2 vDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 F" \9 ?% O. I T. z' J$ pTeacher: What are you talking about? ) o) X+ w& F* N( i1 N, D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& @& ]% o1 O) N8 x% ]& `5 `, a8 oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 Y/ C2 @1 D% JWinnie: Me! 2 I5 d2 q$ H3 X! r. ]4 h
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& f Z' r' \4 v9 n& W- U. RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 }- v4 w3 @" ~/ I- S7 o# g6 T+ ~$ SMillie: I is...
/ C5 l" f+ J3 w0 hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* M8 \" W" G" o R) ?# kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " n# j8 w( s0 D% z
$ j) u! b G" Z! \. R6 [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& d' h. f/ \: [) g ?3 {( e; `Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! |/ _; V) D/ g. RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & F0 I+ Q$ q s! j* P3 P$ g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + r A/ H/ g: t$ {& c8 D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. Q% @3 Z4 ~ d' T' Z) s. W
' x! Q$ y% o; S) X! S4 Z6 o9 dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 B/ b/ }* B; ]: fHarold: A teacher # m5 x. z5 M+ ]' K, S+ y
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