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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 L+ f- }6 \' ?' I1 r& X4 l9 i
Maria: Here it is. 5 m: n' M) _0 ]: y" L/ {1 I7 }. u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % x3 i; o" Z9 D. @
Class: Maria. * N* Z2 h; X# w# j% p# n
" N( D8 V$ Z0 q* p8 ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * A5 D2 ~' e* x1 e) E- v- L0 i
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& A4 L$ _: q" I! P- NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ y4 z% x5 V$ h% s- dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, \+ G# ]/ H* s) K4 k9 CTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 O0 F7 N. Z4 [$ z2 h5 Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & P6 C/ K5 y( J1 x& x* E* G {
$ H. f' \6 B8 u/ b3 Z p# C2 iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 N8 ?1 X& x2 {& D" E1 G
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" J8 q' D f& L! v9 ^/ k# vTeacher: What are you talking about? $ ]+ P0 ^" P- Y( L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 L# R+ J6 j6 v) {# E+ JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ W% u+ u* {: X5 U$ ?! u8 B7 U9 R! B
Winnie: Me!
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$ U0 |9 t# r G: O# x; H7 @$ ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 N1 U. w* b! r4 y, t3 m8 y4 BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ J. `2 Z, i4 _9 X$ W8 k
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 K: w% {. d4 @
Millie: I is...
' y/ j" K/ K% N% ]7 YTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' c$ F6 O4 o6 ]4 c4 X, `+ s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # g; K+ B5 Z, g& F1 x' H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: k2 K/ m; J* C$ E- {- `& sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! G1 X& [7 K' j9 n! nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 C: ] J+ x6 G- Y) C
& p! S$ t0 g" R7 o5 o+ Q6 \Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : Z9 m! C9 l& R0 R3 R5 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( U! `! d; K" u. v; w
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : E$ I2 r( Q" P
Harold: A teacher
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