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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! a( d3 k3 }- X uMaria: Here it is. 2 L* f! G5 w6 {+ U% C3 u1 Q. C
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, _, Q5 H3 {! ]$ x9 k& YClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 y4 q+ v; n* o2 I/ v' y; W; H
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 ~7 n+ o* K: v1 f1 g5 f1 l% o$ h
! n# o& \* o1 }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / W5 J$ r! c3 a4 a2 m. _. |/ v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ^. w# D$ L) W% q2 ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong & z e; I. i, o! p2 w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' @$ I; {7 S' X$ N. y4 b6 t
' O4 ? i* @5 v0 j9 a5 q; @6 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 C/ }3 R2 b, FDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 E; |2 Q s$ A8 S$ G) G
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* q) n% ?: E; w0 UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 [' L- H4 w& f4 RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 \8 N5 D' x7 S( I) J) AWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 a' V( L5 W+ h/ }9 @) c. [$ {3 p6 B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 Z, k! `( e% ?6 i" A% j8 ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! _ n. [0 F: i6 I
Millie: I is... ! z" O9 D; t$ a) B% D; N! @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' B& U+ O6 v% M: P& [6 w" F% QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" _& d5 r- k( @' E1 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 k9 Y5 f0 t7 v$ L2 j; BLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! r1 h% T: \( C5 f8 g3 \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 h+ X3 ~- {) Q4 T, w
7 X* ]4 m: r1 T5 Q7 [0 h2 X/ xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- u9 s$ |* y# XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 E d: N! O, L" v" B- ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 Y: Z/ l/ a- T$ e* C: THarold: A teacher ; H# ~+ l; C' m2 f6 p
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