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& g. u% I8 B/ l; X7 b5 X* ]8 xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. L0 J5 p5 J' R% v, H3 N2 ?Maria: Here it is.
$ h+ u. t g' E6 Z* V* n/ h% }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# E0 Z) [' t' a1 H! A7 DClass: Maria. 5 @9 q7 q, X" I
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ t6 U7 N! I. ]$ [6 T6 J OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 q& |5 n4 g* f- Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : | o- b# @1 Q) J2 a6 l
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 G5 J4 J' R T: F+ M0 tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ o' W4 q' n4 Q1 n6 H2 o& FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 z- l1 {5 {& @' }9 M$ w+ A) ]Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 Z: d- o4 s! L) yTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 O0 e2 e; W( E( ?# eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; f0 z; f5 j, I0 m
6 A- u1 T9 O/ U9 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ {$ ^" c% c$ k. OWinnie: Me! + r! b' k: G; A$ @7 V: W2 q& r6 Y0 A: M
Z& u! G6 b% s3 ~3 ITeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' D/ t6 q! ]. w. v$ gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ c* z2 q0 m* P( G1 `/ p$ @
' S, b3 h d) i1 O: c; rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 F6 G, ]+ u9 n" {! gMillie: I is... 5 z' `' d F4 I0 e% g. b( a5 Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ @5 S: g* h j2 X: sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : M6 u5 d+ L2 s7 U2 v
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' u# o8 X6 _, \0 W, b% b+ B8 w
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) P1 ~( K) b q( `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( ^6 |% ^; \- C2 }9 L5 L/ E$ D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - M( }3 Q s+ [( D9 c8 p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + s' T: i2 J. P% s, \
2 h$ o; g: f1 t' }, u) |1 L/ W' {: ]4 zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' v# N+ b! o+ f1 c6 |8 P6 iHarold: A teacher * M! {9 d+ D( W6 d% ?
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