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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 v2 [8 j1 _8 Y1 u mMaria: Here it is.
) ^* S1 E o, f; p! Q; yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 D; z) v/ R* Y5 C4 F( x- v9 J% H! @
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% _! k6 K3 S. I4 ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, C8 I8 Q& L2 D$ k1 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; S. o' K7 a) @1 `
6 h+ f2 H" k' M" ^5 PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" n' @4 o& D1 ]5 n+ \8 \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & x& @9 o8 R* a* I- @* C# J. S+ z+ \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ A7 Z/ `: X, T+ \, XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / j, {: W6 f& S8 c) E$ ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: y ~" p. C: }" i' [! ZDonald: H I J K L M N O. / R9 W$ x- d; o, `- `1 v+ V1 n
Teacher: What are you talking about? - U2 o, c7 A @9 w: S0 W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ w! s# m4 @2 [2 m8 J: B) UWinnie: Me! 1 t8 }) z* q% H
; P8 c( O# |8 mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 u: F# b; J2 r7 c5 k4 k3 A3 ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; Q; [; e& u+ E M J* q. Y- {
5 N6 {4 w2 n) b5 gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& g2 O% [3 M2 u9 g i+ OMillie: I is... 0 g! J2 h, t" |. \0 f. j1 d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 _8 F- S! g7 b! S; T$ S* o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 P+ h4 S' c$ ?0 N& A' X7 \8 n
) W$ t7 p: b/ ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 n/ d5 l. y9 f- Z3 a1 Y( J. tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ i6 ~8 D+ n! R, z" ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - ^. f H8 m: _/ ?8 b
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. d+ h. o- _6 B; C& Y3 c0 ?
( a- o) @7 a& i& hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; q7 e" N& o4 d( d0 k. T! `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " K, j$ g T1 ?. g- [. x) C4 j8 ~+ `
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / F3 ?* F! |% X- C9 R0 L0 D
Harold: A teacher ) W6 o6 F3 Z* p- c+ K6 F
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