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$ R* `( F) J, B$ h9 P" dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 g5 z" Z& y9 Q; \ Q( `Maria: Here it is. 0 D9 q4 b; r _# c$ R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 e/ x* ~" q! T" e J. z
Class: Maria.
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0 y, o! k) D' JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 B6 U; u4 \! w7 [, EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . t' `, |8 y1 o0 ?" C- N5 w$ l0 R, l% }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! m2 m$ e9 e$ j; V$ G
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" K. z8 {3 u: V
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) q, D0 E; j6 y2 dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ e! |: k* ^4 T* N# f7 t# ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. : @7 |5 f/ E& Z# `) l3 P7 e& B
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 r1 |) L$ O0 c7 h& ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + Z' s$ L5 |5 G( h# z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " P3 Y4 y( T. [# h
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 @: D+ b& t9 T( _7 J4 A' Z; y5 d2 s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" p1 h" G) Y2 g4 ]7 ]& |: X8 |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: L* x0 s* _; B; B- {) MMillie: I is... * \ v; N+ ]# a, n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( ?4 p5 C6 u" ^Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% O1 M+ f+ R, y# f8 O$ D; K+ _# |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& d, ~) E5 z$ NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 W# f. D, Q& Z
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ X/ I x& p& n M: |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 C* s) G8 _& n1 Y* O
' d9 Y( x. d! A. D* }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 Q6 i8 S9 i9 d& KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 Q; W' f4 Q+ s3 S; B( WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 Z* f9 i( S, sHarold: A teacher
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