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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 d0 Z& G5 }, R1 J/ a
Maria: Here it is.
8 u8 o% B8 y, a7 Q( uTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" V3 g# t) q$ ?( ]7 ]8 v! ]Class: Maria.
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& U9 K/ M( a6 g7 OTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 F( S. s; s( a( N! Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ t6 ?; o& m! [: o
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # A" L: T2 \3 i2 v5 r- y9 V& y3 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; P }- P7 `/ S' O; ]+ w9 W* W' V* H( o; P
Teacher: No, that's wrong # U B+ D M1 E$ Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: O: D9 O( ~( _ x4 e- C1 }/ XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' j6 k6 A7 {- n2 P" S
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - T# S5 A. j2 n" o2 b5 g. M
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. D4 `7 ]) J+ O* R1 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( X* f7 }8 Q" ?9 ^0 FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. p, j6 n7 D) x: {2 C, rWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 z$ x# y2 j7 b; x7 z; e dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# c& W: K( N b$ [: q! sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" j' l8 E% @7 E' zMillie: I is... 5 l! i4 Y7 O, x. [" Z% C
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% Z) R) y+ U5 P# BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 z8 f h* `" g) D2 y4 B9 ?0 jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : N: I5 o2 o! b" h) d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. G7 _9 }6 ^7 M; \* s3 B A6 K4 K; q" O
4 d" F' ]7 p& D- cTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 Z/ i8 k D) _8 k% W! `# H& C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 l1 t, j% O _- m/ _
. `# ?3 n. n: s3 x+ Z4 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ A5 N/ ]2 l3 }3 GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 y2 i& P+ r& @7 n6 n) }% @3 A
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; x% R: j* B6 i; `# j( f1 F
Harold: A teacher 4 U- X7 P% O1 z- m9 l
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