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: {) R4 \3 ]) d VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( }8 `2 d' r4 S4 Z
Maria: Here it is.
- S# D( V7 D3 N& VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* J. @) x7 E* A6 V$ r9 UClass: Maria. 6 A/ X) Z @. g* O/ F# H% l% r9 U
3 t! P' `4 v6 e' S: ~) yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? n! p* P/ Q k5 J6 `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , w" {( E! j( f" R- m+ ^
& {. N0 C4 y$ XTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& {( j' V- Y- V- Y0 I% b( Q& @5 lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( h* K/ \5 ^3 r& NTeacher: No, that's wrong
) t1 B5 O5 {- N" OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 d$ B+ c" ?6 H! B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 M- }: M" @% ~! e1 y2 ^) XDonald: H I J K L M N O. # e K$ U8 [& e) T ]3 C
Teacher: What are you talking about? - G3 m8 f7 n+ u- ^: Y$ a9 t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 ^6 X( n" H/ t% Z' R5 g+ x1 JWinnie: Me! 3 \& [* [& k$ L$ M
: H* g- f" h& ^8 q' k3 h/ }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 ?. J7 `. S8 Y' b D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 `2 A: o$ U/ s. W J
6 w1 x x+ |/ F6 C$ c# RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + b3 W9 y5 {; x
Millie: I is...
! }) X/ s0 A2 Y! @( F9 bTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! y6 v# l/ ]2 a) G" IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # v) x; A% l) b4 Y/ M
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% M9 C. ^. ~9 k; s" hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 i1 ~! B! b" g! n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ f6 V! d5 N: h8 ^0 {
; T" L( O' B9 O0 hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) Z9 h& M$ q% z" ?- _4 a Y. E, Y, J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 K% W1 _$ k' L) C# y3 u4 h9 OTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ j4 I8 T+ }2 G( X: R0 d% oHarold: A teacher
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