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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
G- b+ p F4 Z5 u, GMaria: Here it is.
% c3 W+ @7 ~- b8 {2 ]7 sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 x- ?- j, q1 h4 K1 [
Class: Maria. * U t9 _ V9 W) q& k/ \8 c& Z: l
' M/ t5 K+ k- x2 z' _2 a/ k+ y$ wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, {) C+ z$ w1 jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & r) O0 v8 d7 s4 C* r5 b1 ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& O# |! s1 A7 h4 q4 |4 t3 \Teacher: No, that's wrong
- Q5 w7 }6 ~. b, s+ F( t3 dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ s# l; C# I/ q* e& NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& s7 s% v" L8 n3 y4 ?Donald: H I J K L M N O. , `/ J2 d: B1 y- h/ g8 h
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' W* N8 e" e7 r* {# Z9 x' J/ J* T6 sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 F! {7 z3 v3 F7 v# Y* C- w3 `5 E+ }
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # e/ X0 @, S$ v/ j
Winnie: Me!
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: w4 u% l" a' h" m) W% V0 W0 f& kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 u6 e9 G5 B2 L) E2 N0 W4 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 J+ f) L4 p, I: P- o4 C& L$ N
) p4 p# X& l1 Z6 n( f! G! {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 Y) |6 p4 I! S% e! p" GMillie: I is...
, a( {# x- w( V; WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 o9 h1 k- x" j+ NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 v3 d' D/ F$ T, ?4 _' }* U1 C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 u- B, o$ R# }! H- k
1 e, e O) A( B) FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 r0 ~' q. n- h2 t" N) ^* F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; s: ? o4 Z2 Y0 h! H) A' m0 f
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! F4 A) q4 |9 a! v2 CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % K Q; M0 }( a F2 g
Harold: A teacher . I; o( S! j% Y. Q2 ?
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