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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% d. k Z; n+ Y" ^+ QMaria: Here it is.
% S( V+ P/ x- k% o2 [3 f# s7 N0 oTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 P, z! I# [ e, {! b
Class: Maria. 2 y7 C+ u- Z5 o0 y" f/ w
6 e& L, b, K, [! n% eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! A- S% h6 p( m p, \' y, E# s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 j3 L) T6 K+ f2 y% u# L
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 t5 D$ n* D' ?% J, f o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % U: n% ?6 w5 f* R( _3 ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ M9 l/ [( V( h: n( KGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ b8 t. p# j$ A' a! h1 X0 sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - X# L! J7 L0 Y9 j: U( B/ c
Donald: H I J K L M N O. t' t0 k* g& ~
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 S. r* _5 B `8 A7 `( q4 g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- T, W' x) l( Y( C a! i# yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 @) s* x/ m. N+ B, N4 m' H
Winnie: Me! * Z; b- z E/ H. {7 |" ?, i5 l7 T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ e( Y( X- o9 R O+ KGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 s. J6 @6 u- Y" b/ b- w5 ?Millie: I is... ' |8 I: k7 X+ w7 e0 I. }
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! C) L+ y0 r5 G/ n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- s8 g2 {" X) h. g* e# ]5 b* f: G0 {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 b: i0 t1 K# U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % Z6 Z" z d4 q( Q! \9 v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ n% |9 i" e: u* pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 E; `$ G4 \; F9 y/ F% `5 }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' n8 J; g3 k+ I6 [# T
1 {4 [6 b* I) C6 JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. m1 @% H9 K# P, BHarold: A teacher
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