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0 N) x3 D" J* K3 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% H" y7 l: n1 [' a$ |( e0 HMaria: Here it is.
. t% A0 c5 P! `& ?+ dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 {& V1 \2 b* r$ K) E) z+ f# {1 _Class: Maria. , |1 l C0 n4 t+ S% N
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ P" U1 p) D' A( }; \! B
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 E1 k6 Y. B! `
. o5 [, Y8 u* H! |8 C9 l2 ]3 F. aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. T4 i! o; s" s! }: A% s7 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 X* ?8 P. o" v* j, S3 ]: Q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 t; j+ ^) S' {) cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 u$ x7 _# D% L: G3 X
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ a( o, @6 o8 H, U7 f
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 Y; p) p; L; b5 E
Teacher: What are you talking about? - I% {2 R' s4 @; [1 P/ \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ }# y7 {5 n: |! L: s' A4 MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 p; _( R+ s gWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ t6 d& K- t6 {9 n0 Y7 G& G+ nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) i7 ?. Z& k4 ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 J3 K$ I0 C" q B3 `& c4 j4 U( M+ q9 i
Millie: I is...
3 y1 s' V" P) F% q! U$ O% U1 lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 `) ?" X' N$ Z+ j% ^
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 `+ y( t. h! [% o( C! P# `Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! j- h& a# c9 _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 k6 w8 h* ?4 }$ ]3 X/ O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 \ x( y- k2 S5 O% q2 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" ?/ m5 _0 q# c' tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) B' z: ` _4 n4 d2 F
- Y5 Y7 ?+ `$ @. pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 T2 A% ?3 R# `% y; i2 QHarold: A teacher / v4 O3 s1 x1 T( y+ ]7 v
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