Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ A5 z( v9 F' O2 J) b; Q/ CMaria: Here it is.
$ U/ w' V* R7 yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& ~( T/ s$ X$ vClass: Maria.

6 g0 C3 R+ O2 p3 ~: P1 z: QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 Q/ v0 V( e9 N  r' ]John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

! G% a8 p$ N6 R+ B4 O$ sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
  e( v1 ?* \* q; Q: N' p) LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( q, h: t# G; P/ JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
7 `7 [  F/ H# R4 V6 S0 sTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 Z, `- Q: Y  m$ yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( R% \" K1 L+ ~* z+ wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: p4 m* a. b, }* O5 l  FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 b+ H. ~: \& ?0 }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- O) G  O+ ]; ^$ `! x4 f# Z( BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) M) {# |$ }' W$ y1 B/ `" p! N8 U0 FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 S( s0 a5 q6 X( jHarold: A teacher

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