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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 Y. p+ M9 Q6 z! u
Maria: Here it is. ) Q5 ~) w& E, d4 n/ e+ T' C1 D; {" c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & S  s  E' n2 K* |+ A" E
Class: Maria.
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4 i+ Y1 X/ d8 G2 }2 wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & f; _% m& ]# f! `+ ]/ c3 }+ U) O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 d: L& A1 v& N2 }

' q! e; k5 `; a) I  z% O8 a. RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. L" r: [$ |5 J+ G% z0 a) ]Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 b. y( L8 n/ u" w; K; U: r& {
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 U$ S! M% P, P0 H7 |/ b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % x2 \% ]9 {0 V
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ O& w! Z- X7 o  A. p8 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) y  K% z  v% b* P' r! E* ~
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 X. N' @7 ~( K+ TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   L0 S% J3 U6 F7 d7 a

7 m! p  W9 k' n) E  U, E1 c9 B% K, YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( S0 S1 }& P5 P7 }, V9 A
Winnie: Me! ) J: G2 r) |, B( s: _4 n- Y

: e) v* d" D, w- {  fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( E% ^# r; m  H$ ]: V/ O3 r0 P$ HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 ]3 h* l! {- q- V  V; V& i

+ p6 ~; z: g; w! yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 j0 M4 P4 A6 D' TMillie: I is... 1 H* C" f6 d$ Z4 ]6 }0 d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
  n9 G) X1 Y+ L$ m) g, C  k- {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 O; d7 d" S2 B2 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! |5 `4 T: X* |! d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 h4 V* }9 ^9 L3 }+ V9 hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ b# @; h1 v9 H% V4 w/ E* q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. _: X: U8 U5 x/ NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 B' D+ p0 o2 u! A; }

: ]) R  ^/ G& \0 N1 l2 KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : @9 h7 V8 ^$ H* P" q& Z
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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* a2 h5 k' Z' m/ v# _* a' xThe last one is GREAT!
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