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* }! p5 H; @3 b4 q, X' H4 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , P- B7 X4 s* u7 B- o, Y" ~
Maria: Here it is.
# s" y; _7 w5 b* d) kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , }/ d" D" M+ M' |* a* e) B
Class: Maria. ( r7 h( U1 T0 h6 ]+ F" [& {2 P
- v! J7 w/ p% o# E% Q2 TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 c9 D$ y5 p2 w% ?2 |% tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # s% Q- t0 ]4 r! M
; a0 l( ]" ?1 ?! n6 ]: \* I2 CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 r: I: A: A: y! M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 s4 D0 b6 M) `" z2 L0 F" Q: o, NTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 @" I) r' M6 T: n5 H, t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + z- r! Y+ I3 l/ O1 F& S$ l
8 _- S! V H: sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% |% ^7 h/ j. w$ n8 M8 ?Donald: H I J K L M N O. , `" o( E7 X. b3 g! @5 S
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 p' U: h7 [3 g% I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( t* j% x! ]4 N5 T3 p* |
" p6 n& {) U# P* m6 rTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. ~4 @4 t" S- U% }* F& N( ^5 N: ]8 b+ T' aWinnie: Me! 5 H( ^9 z; J: s: D3 L
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 R8 S: e, C# Z. C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 _4 x6 w" ~' j
Millie: I is...
& t2 }/ o2 U. J2 e* l$ DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# ]# A9 `" }7 o+ b) S3 p+ h1 }! Y7 q* |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & r4 X9 B {# `& Y! |6 K
# H& Q" U8 y/ d8 v* @# _4 ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ _: @; L* @' s1 P A
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . M) F8 W8 t3 n1 i8 S! ^
' [4 _. ]! U3 c4 }% y3 \# NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 F' S$ U+ F+ V3 H2 b
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 Z3 s6 W4 ] w0 {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 B# i `9 l2 W* a# I! Q/ fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' `* Q2 _7 ~( J$ f/ v
Harold: A teacher 0 T4 X9 R" E5 Q# |3 `% b( t9 _
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