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9 U3 h( S+ ]* I5 m7 h' O) p: CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( z! V4 t+ }' ~- \2 [6 O) j
Maria: Here it is.
6 G" P# @) k" ?6 `4 {0 H' n* \% RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ k8 b/ f( w' Z; f. ?Class: Maria. : @6 ~0 a2 S/ B+ p, B
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, D1 B; D* @9 w5 |) IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 C2 f! Y6 @6 u
% t. z6 |4 Y$ c. l* ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * j4 B- U, v. t' l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 `4 F9 w+ c# m; n; w/ |5 O7 w! V6 \Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 [- I# h" K9 S) JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 Y i5 C' F* c1 ]" HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ f4 J( y; W9 ^9 VDonald: H I J K L M N O. . A4 V5 g1 m4 w. K1 y' w2 \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ P. o( P: {. @/ b! A* lDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- u4 }! C* l( [% j" K5 e+ wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ k* ~, N2 f) QWinnie: Me! % ^2 n) `4 r4 A6 l; L) Q1 J
$ ]% J) _' J, w9 I% D% WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + K9 o, n* r) @# G% B- K9 W2 I6 [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - C/ V I. y+ T! ^4 Q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 R) |" U9 D, DMillie: I is... - }+ w) t. @# U
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 v! [4 I3 V* O1 E) ?6 l7 n/ \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 E1 i) \+ L" F' ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' Q5 e; B- l! i& }, e2 G5 M. R$ g
O% b6 n$ h: U j& rTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ m5 H7 }* a! b' S$ \6 lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 V, e0 `4 U0 o$ r, f: t: O1 _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 ?$ q. O/ I' h/ ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) o& F3 L* d/ \( w, d3 b9 S* A+ \; d! ^Harold: A teacher
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