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$ z3 L' c" D% T9 P- Z9 aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & P! f7 S1 k/ D6 V. W; W
Maria: Here it is.
# C! J8 b) g8 a7 `; RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! a U$ ` O" F, U3 u" w- G
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. ]$ K! F- ~7 e/ E8 ]8 \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ o; g! g+ B: {$ f! yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * f3 v( p3 @& V+ W2 p7 D
3 e4 f- E3 i) @- ?4 H/ c* @% {' aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 j1 y, G# {. g! l+ i0 t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * T9 M' y S5 `9 Q" L- J8 u, }" Q
Teacher: No, that's wrong % b5 t; ^' ?/ \& p7 }, I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 x( K1 m! {- a: O# C; `! t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # g: x5 Y4 G6 ?; V/ `7 {/ Z9 E/ n8 i
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 ^$ e6 G) W) j& y6 G
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 o' H! v9 W$ H+ u# U4 }# aDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 G2 ~1 X+ |4 P' cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 A0 X9 A* i' g$ o% Y1 q" hWinnie: Me! 4 w% h: x- H% u. y5 B* T6 Y+ h
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 s" c) R# w" m( @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." Z w) |. \: ]% {0 j
Millie: I is...
: \7 @6 h* P) O( v* G. e: \" ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- a; ^, P: t7 `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# h7 x. q3 {/ L# GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; q: W) n( K% v9 V" \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 w% G! P! N( \; U% U& z! aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! h# t( k1 O3 [& {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 W' k( a+ k! jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? p. q/ } D3 }! ]- t: \- _* E" V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% K( Q. z5 W6 D) _; x! rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # v# {$ a! l$ {
Harold: A teacher
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