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( q( h5 R7 Y3 ~- A- N6 e5 A9 OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 h$ t1 A# s+ _6 c3 f9 j1 n
Maria: Here it is.
; o& ?( g' O& v, pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / Y" r3 `- S6 R/ F- r, o
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 N# q5 I( W" M* \9 U6 ~. ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& R2 C. w' a+ yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- ^( M" J3 _4 Y" `2 bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 }( y' g8 ^# |% p3 mTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 m9 k! I* h* T p8 D0 S$ N" ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 O4 g) Y8 b# Z% f
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 r+ _! K; b* x
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 R* T. N( b# @( {+ G# `
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 q! {" r/ [. _2 t$ GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; g+ ^, ~. T8 I) S% S# y0 {Winnie: Me! ! S, r& J, ^3 W5 }" ?- Q
$ X8 s, c; x1 U3 K) ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? |- A1 K0 F( B9 W/ R* r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 Q& w3 R n3 n) DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 P o" \3 w* F6 W- ^6 a
Millie: I is... $ z$ x" k3 o% n) x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, P( s, k/ ]: l8 a! EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % k6 h/ M: c& C4 L* m
. }4 U9 `- [1 x4 }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' ]8 }6 O( Q: kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + h1 A& e+ g( D( ] ], A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& V# D7 `8 @* ]! P JClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # C! T' t+ ]3 d/ b8 q7 ]1 h, P! g
Harold: A teacher ?/ p0 k1 {' {& y4 t' S. r; b
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