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; }5 Y& J" ^! c8 S5 }1 ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" h4 v$ u' u% G& x* b; ?Maria: Here it is.
2 f) F* f7 X3 VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * g2 A9 W2 x( m" t, r
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 Z- I# ?7 {* `0 ^* e/ z$ G# n, a
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# E( _5 j4 h% W7 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 r$ _* S' ~& K* n+ }& l3 hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 x/ k/ c( _3 X1 t
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- J% J: B5 H0 B5 }" l" \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 E% _8 ]) z+ p4 H3 U& rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / m, Y0 ?0 N* |
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( y9 e8 {7 D! m, G# \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
" ~. S& n t! i9 h- ]Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - S+ R5 W6 k0 c- [8 R$ \
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( e% h) P( y* g& {, _ ?8 Z
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' d( n q8 q; P2 Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 h* H! F( b, v2 F4 ^+ u6 ^
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . z* g; z8 j# Y2 r/ b d7 l" Y& x: Y
Millie: I is...
+ {5 N6 ~& X) v% W# K! C4 zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ m4 s3 U" ~ m$ |& T( RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 ]) ^, B) F. g+ b7 Z! R9 ]* aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & |, p% t+ m0 @2 m/ Z) {/ E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- Q4 u; H, r, b" C2 dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! \9 n: x) G, v! aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( ?6 ]$ L6 M$ o3 pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; B: K% F0 x% _ lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + d, D' {2 I$ a
$ l o% D6 w) t! D) XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # ^; ?1 v" k) k: E2 _4 n
Harold: A teacher
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