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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, k$ g5 x- n' J: f* ]7 N6 ?Maria: Here it is.
" R' _) E; [( E& |& `4 zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" c; K* t% w; }Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : S! E( V1 k" {$ {9 K" u5 O3 g; O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( S h3 d: }( D# n5 V9 q
6 Z! c; d( q+ c4 i# V0 m& sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 P# b8 z" {5 ]+ u5 o, ^
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 J( m; ^+ x* b6 q9 tTeacher: No, that's wrong
G9 z& F! B+ RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 T& e7 b7 V9 g$ L! s7 c7 ?
5 k! R; b8 J3 S8 V: R+ TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; k ?0 {* I$ k9 v$ |Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: Y* o: x4 s: b5 iTeacher: What are you talking about?
H" e; R4 s" I( \& Q- JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( u: }$ f8 J, D( R5 a8 e
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' ^& [+ `3 |4 S% V$ ?! L
Winnie: Me! , a% Z( g2 i7 ]' s
9 d A8 ^8 a# r. u2 fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ k9 @7 O/ d. O: R! @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, `6 r9 o- a+ P0 ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / D+ h5 k. ~+ U' u' Y1 v, s2 s' J
Millie: I is...
/ e. T) q2 w6 e( A( xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 i$ N" k8 ^# @6 C8 i JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , z1 Z+ J# Q( ?3 u
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) Y$ Q# q M6 k6 S5 C9 R, f7 u2 t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 o, Y( h3 Q# G( Y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 c/ }, z3 h r' F, z- R' y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 F" p1 x+ a! w. P9 d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! K, C2 P J) m+ g
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# z; F7 |, \4 F" h) _' @2 O! VHarold: A teacher
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