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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ m: k, I* {# p# K7 ~& \$ |! hMaria: Here it is. . `8 c, F. p# `% A1 f3 c( Y+ H
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + H- k: T7 y9 \# o
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ D$ u" E9 u( N9 u3 y8 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / D$ B! ]. Z; A+ H8 {
' i8 ~! t" e+ z( Q! f, U, vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 Q9 N* w& x% O& `- i p+ d HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' e, s7 X3 ~! z7 BTeacher: No, that's wrong
. g( z( k: W( e- F6 k8 lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' m9 T! U6 {0 d% D
4 x5 y4 e2 a& f! j9 w1 [/ iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 \+ i( d* F5 f3 S7 WDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 T2 C9 c% O) ]3 l' P* I1 B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 g! A3 {$ G, ^ bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % i! d- i! x0 W9 Z* k% ]9 I$ D
Winnie: Me! + Y$ M! q8 S& h* u
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% u$ F+ P6 j6 X* f; x" Z9 V& |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + i1 ^& S3 c5 ~5 o
Millie: I is... 9 B5 ]9 a' X3 t1 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : O$ }# Y+ T- S3 p. F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( j" q, F5 u4 t3 i3 B
) B2 G+ }2 H/ A2 pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; F# L u6 _3 y% N/ e2 B; H6 MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 Z1 }4 E, ]1 d" k1 N% C4 O
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 `. z3 g: H, k$ f9 c4 iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; u5 i8 E' Y% w0 ^( H- A$ d
% U% o( b8 A: A9 S- KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; S# G- \( W' z, K2 q( uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # }4 x0 g9 y+ L) @
0 n9 J3 M7 g* Z6 J% bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; I t' X6 Z+ H0 z( g$ BHarold: A teacher
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