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! a O2 g- [. N0 E% a" ^5 A% H L9 F+ `0 kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ I- {% R% g7 b0 u. M
Maria: Here it is.
1 H4 q2 e" _9 V1 @Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + ?" ~: I( p& Q) M8 s$ ~
Class: Maria.
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/ C8 w0 N, m1 T# t$ P' V4 TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( h: D% M3 B$ D5 Q, |
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 Y9 x/ G! O1 B1 d T$ k6 I9 ?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; j ^. J. u+ e0 K: k4 SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: _; o: A0 \0 q7 A: p; k" [Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 ^. B& y _+ W
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 D8 ^! x2 G2 }' z8 A
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + m- S2 t: u; B$ x
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 E6 }# C4 k+ P3 A1 @
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 b7 v0 g' {" q, G- `# t' mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 B% l. A1 B% E
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 M: M: { x; n: ^4 ^# OWinnie: Me!
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! X, d( T5 K" v! b% L$ Q- q% xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- E& j3 }0 T* `% M2 m& W4 h$ EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' S8 R* `8 I3 t7 @5 ?Millie: I is... 9 R' ~; ?; Z7 A6 T V5 A- y4 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 s* _1 f% S' t: P0 J5 m) E1 J2 `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , p) `0 d* J4 ?2 P' }0 P, p
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 f" X, A p+ g0 x+ fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* A, f; R9 j: R0 U) N& x$ G$ d" }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! V0 r( k% U$ E- O: d* p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 E" s! s% B* t [0 O* M
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 Y; ]. O) ]8 E D$ Y$ g# |. PClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- }* k1 j [$ BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; x! J4 O) W2 u5 _$ M: aHarold: A teacher * j. A( X3 u# ?1 t9 x( W ^# a6 J8 e
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