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H2 I: @ m/ u" ]" H! V1 H7 _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' [! W" @2 E! Y/ pMaria: Here it is.
5 O" D' B# n. P' F j( GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 X: r8 R2 |4 J
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9 h" o, t$ M6 Y6 d+ WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
x9 p9 a! l3 q- D/ {0 } RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % N/ ]6 x) M4 d- f3 E
0 _/ T' P( @1 w$ R! RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' R7 ?: L+ ] w4 W* A5 _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 x) g1 N$ \: Y( F) j8 K# ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 u% d2 L s! ?& _0 MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( w- F) Y3 u$ Z) |" ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ \( C. X+ }) x2 U- t E9 EDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ W# {/ q5 V" D4 GTeacher: What are you talking about? ' p; b$ N y( z/ i0 g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . c5 n2 X' t, @, q1 g
+ o0 K4 P7 f' ~7 q- I: }9 zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. f1 ]: b/ S8 _3 ^% ^& MWinnie: Me! 8 l/ `( V6 _: r5 H t
z# u* j" g0 v E- F8 L& l7 }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 ?7 p0 C' i' T9 \. oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 }% ~5 f1 R; s' ]+ F
- G9 F- r5 I# _. ^4 JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ u2 \! h4 i7 z$ S8 Q
Millie: I is...
( F, H& A ^: T/ z; U5 s3 y+ ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# ]4 j1 V" \( L: l9 }8 MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ _3 I' }2 x8 h; U/ yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # r. i( e! s; z5 n1 B
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 w3 B8 _9 ]4 z" i" G. \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 ~& |3 v* S* N0 I5 s1 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ e) [# ~. f9 i& e; S' s( H8 k2 rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* L5 b }) i1 p8 ]; tHarold: A teacher 8 W$ ^6 X% {) _4 r# A
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