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+ T# ?9 `! F3 \6 t: wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; ^; G5 T. x% q( h
Maria: Here it is. 7 ?1 S, ?" y& L8 X" o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % T3 L1 y+ k9 }
Class: Maria.
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0 |) X. ~0 b0 o" sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ d* z0 Z$ w- V/ R7 ?7 }8 B8 w- T
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 C* v9 x, ]* `5 L0 m
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; m m# U% b% _! ]/ j7 t4 l* J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( q" n0 z) [* _/ ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong
% K( g% n+ m, i& V' [: |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ n6 a# U! m7 q- @+ yTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- i9 m: Q& w4 [" p$ W: Y2 NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- j/ [5 f# a+ y% p3 b- bTeacher: What are you talking about? ! N+ w o; y/ o4 E% P' L/ s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 i6 h: |% q; H, }Winnie: Me! 6 d2 W7 R0 H, Y2 }. d; M/ P
9 P9 s3 J* [/ }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 J2 K. r8 l6 L% j% w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , n7 {, ]8 [. r. E) o
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 u- \, u- u- l0 }: X5 j, MMillie: I is...
( G* C4 Z K* `# BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 m" C# b& q* g; ^ |( d: |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( Y4 A+ {: T' @$ n9 pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 w4 f5 m" Z( m# f4 bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& ]) Z4 D1 W6 q* YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 M. m3 J" N* `; ?* w" L0 TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 r( W8 \2 b( w" z8 ~& N& Q0 `' dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; |% ^' s* h* q0 i+ P/ s) F
Harold: A teacher
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