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Maria: Here it is.
8 U% A& _ {1 G& {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * L0 G! X) w: n9 Q
Class: Maria. " b. P* q( o( v5 }$ t% J& a; |
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" P7 y% W* t) s- t# d! G2 TJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * O; U2 B& K# d7 K( U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * Y F2 c; ^1 }4 ~; h5 h
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" q) v' j: l1 f, k! D$ K9 \: rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ F: A0 q# V* P3 I! A: T5 tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% L4 w$ X; E5 V9 C2 [! {Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ f+ D& N) d; \2 vTeacher: What are you talking about?
1 D; l9 f7 y4 u) F& |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 h' U" M$ B8 R; l6 g
Winnie: Me! : H. L& [( A& K% }/ w4 n; e8 S" |
- i: p. E, S4 v& d& {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 a" P; b% R7 O" C) X0 V$ r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 ]( S' ]- i( z% v: y PMillie: I is...
" y. r! {3 R/ H8 n/ C" aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' n' v# F- x+ [7 m l# {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ s, j& P8 o5 k2 w' }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ h0 _$ L6 b( q- G# @% |. [ }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; T) c! i I) E1 @( h; |7 \2 t
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 P3 J: D5 o: {6 B" L
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 n# [% y4 q% M3 P7 R4 Z( A
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . D2 V5 w# m6 o7 z5 r0 x
/ q# _, O7 B8 e2 yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 v9 e4 g+ W! D2 SHarold: A teacher
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