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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # G: V6 }* o. e: M& Q# s: E7 C
Maria: Here it is.
% y) ^. e% T# L: E; jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( \" X0 s( ^: z1 L8 Q5 ^
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
[/ D. `, I% K$ sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " M' p- [/ j8 {
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - R3 D' U& e3 p' J( s; \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " I: v4 v* [2 r+ e) g+ K" n2 V z
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 r( p# @* \' U4 ?6 _7 L, C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , T Y9 z* f; Y" N
+ T* j# R5 P% K) ?6 d. g' ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 J$ @0 D, x, t$ Z. O% F: J- |5 @
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( |! J9 ]9 U9 ?! y! E
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 I. N6 ~' v$ `+ K3 o1 zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . O' r. S- i6 p
+ l- e1 F) J2 h8 M% KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& T. d: T; ~- U$ nWinnie: Me! % H, r/ k- Q. W- h" s5 X" a* B
2 a7 ^. Q4 O+ KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; Y+ C- {% U7 `3 pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' f' B; {1 i" w. \% v4 b5 l6 n
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, n$ x# j0 n- kMillie: I is...
$ S" P2 j+ k6 T' mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 u8 k- Z: Q2 K6 Y7 XMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 _% W3 d# W9 v
* w# a: ~7 s1 \7 c dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 Z' R8 J& r+ S* h2 A$ t' ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. p8 Z& X8 i5 M3 ITeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ {. D) Y; N# E4 kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ V1 @9 z$ F0 I% x2 D; oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - b* H) i8 w5 d% d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . B# Z! P8 N' o6 Q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 K2 x) |; Z) L; ?5 y$ nHarold: A teacher
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