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! d( C/ _; x. W( f5 VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) E E! M9 |' s7 [2 ~8 P7 HMaria: Here it is.
0 N; Y4 V# K4 j$ ~3 ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% `+ c$ L0 J1 t" s5 |5 v8 ZClass: Maria. & M1 s: R* P( N! S# @
P( k3 D6 g* L6 \4 GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 m- p: |% V# K; `; }& rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # d6 F- _+ v: c y- U* O# u
" U. ^+ H0 M) M) LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' D$ q3 _- d4 S/ g! E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % L6 t7 Q0 X) _/ Q+ [1 P
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ N% ]9 j4 A1 Y, o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ }) \) J( g( _% f& w4 STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ N0 L7 B- U% M4 K/ X5 zDonald: H I J K L M N O. + p0 r; ~4 q/ Y+ H3 u" G0 g
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) g% n4 m4 F- |) W& ^$ dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " _! y0 }) I+ u3 @0 n) L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 l0 d2 b \# ~% YWinnie: Me! 7 j1 {9 u# P& ^4 ?' Q; u7 t/ F* n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " v: [2 B- P/ l) S7 \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
e* L$ C W% g- H2 CMillie: I is...
+ f3 M! o6 k' M0 tTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 @" M" |" C. V2 Q, A
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + [3 W# L( L8 t# d$ ~: @' A
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 n) F) j+ G; w/ w+ p
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! Z4 C- o# ^/ [3 b$ E/ ^" o* N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 W" m/ [$ W4 v; u$ v- [+ @, m) s7 ]% i
$ @& X& ~; c9 j6 d' A8 MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) a2 v' S9 O! C& b3 AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " u: Z' V5 ~ m9 ]7 c- w4 z3 N& X: _
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- s! u: L4 c! I( r' X8 fHarold: A teacher
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