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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! c5 B& l. i9 tMaria: Here it is. , B; E+ a, z5 K1 x6 g4 ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / E2 W( Z; x: \" l- _3 k/ d
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% ^* j/ |+ x4 R2 E7 m1 J9 W8 }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 o: H% e8 q" i- B/ F0 z. x* N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- r0 ?# p2 ?" P$ ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ _3 O y/ K H7 z5 f c) \ c, mGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" K9 d% m& Q- G$ UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) ]/ T7 S4 p* T( B6 P9 vDonald: H I J K L M N O. , G- A7 j8 q7 T7 J5 m( t g' c* x5 N
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 q; Q5 c+ k8 FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* n, L: C' ]8 r! V1 r1 vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: o3 Q e6 ?+ |4 X$ t) KWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - [+ ~2 h& W$ m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % g }5 g: v2 ^7 `7 L" F& K
, E- ^2 d3 Q; i9 e7 Z& DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 P9 f; {% p0 O. h, ]- ~1 T8 RMillie: I is... 8 z- D7 a! A& a; B* B) O5 i& w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ ^1 \1 D4 K+ P7 z# t8 ^1 h2 b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / t4 |4 B/ f ]1 w
' B A9 k) t- m3 xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 S) @6 q8 J p6 D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & e, q0 Z! `9 w+ U8 o, K: P
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 O3 m) y) b) d- X
! _8 y/ g1 m" N" ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 f0 u# V* C+ W4 \/ K2 ]1 t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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C( B1 b+ m+ p% H- u. O4 y) PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : s: G+ ?/ m% {6 }
Harold: A teacher
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