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9 r. X# I/ ~( `2 C& D8 f$ jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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; B: k/ N6 Z' |6 ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 a* N7 H6 d9 z% S2 n1 H
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6 S' q3 n" l% g$ ^4 o& @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* y+ `; F/ ? O% s& z2 ] AJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / }- c9 ^4 s8 y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 w2 d* T i0 L4 eTeacher: No, that's wrong ! H1 ]( b) K- n1 k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 F3 Q3 L; n. S' O9 v% h, W8 {9 BDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 Q% ?/ { s& b4 f" T
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) G9 o4 V8 w$ `* o' _, I k# |! W1 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ P1 J" x i8 ?# [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 p! N2 \/ a; Q- f& EWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% e" W2 v$ ?$ Y6 ?Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 d0 C$ Q+ {% W6 y! l7 {/ y
2 ~0 @7 O6 c5 @9 }+ O$ z. PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % w7 x0 A7 H4 B' f, w, j
Millie: I is... y4 V4 e: j2 ~ f7 G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 n# \/ S- l$ _2 x& q& E, a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, A2 }) _2 J8 g7 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " f( |, w! A3 o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + z- f. {; w, m s
% L3 L2 Y5 e3 yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 {- `" }. d( m, {; s/ J6 ^ n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " x. N% d3 P7 `/ a8 v2 J
$ |% L0 W9 T* c4 q% U9 |& W9 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 r+ H% g& u" [0 @7 A) k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 i5 ?% M4 v8 o2 r, c
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 r+ [- d: |% z$ s) R# y" yHarold: A teacher 3 {* f+ y' a6 N# [- l( h9 ~
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