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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 m3 E- s& @. g# S* W0 W7 G
Maria: Here it is. 0 i5 d) Y( N0 b% ~; @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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M9 s& U1 M4 C9 ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) D0 O8 I( ], W! f+ I5 k5 uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 e1 ~6 |. U/ E. P" c/ v
7 K) j, ~/ v# e# H: ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, [" [6 W* S8 O7 Z( lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# N' j, w* O4 rTeacher: No, that's wrong . T2 x3 m7 e2 m% ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ \( A4 g+ p- s( V, jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - f [2 c) |$ Z) b" l3 O# @ j' k
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . ?+ c" v8 j; t; C8 _
Teacher: What are you talking about? , ]4 ]/ K- v+ e) P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / q+ j: I6 Z" d2 [+ `, b0 j7 M
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; b% o5 ~- p; c ]
Winnie: Me! 4 C! A. p5 g. F7 W2 r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 V# v- n) S' u! j% A4 ?Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' a5 Y5 S2 [: n }1 S3 A eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! E* C K; s' o/ i% ?Millie: I is... - G2 v, h4 X- x2 N2 ]. z9 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * l& }% D- j5 {* R7 i& E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' V9 A) G# R" m7 g, ]& UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / B& ~( H0 d# N) o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ z2 m' f3 Z' s1 Q7 I
0 I3 k/ A9 F: ^( ^- G. lTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( O. ]6 h- X# }3 h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) T3 U- q3 `: J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 q5 U* ]+ y3 G* V( v t* bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ d" a! N m; x3 L4 m4 \9 FHarold: A teacher
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