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/ K1 I: m* i( U: |5 n( E$ P- R. PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 {5 D3 E5 t# i# T/ p- g; s. |
Maria: Here it is.
y' X4 Z; ]1 N" i4 m) iTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 |! c" o$ U" xClass: Maria. 4 r0 n' x! m2 L9 Q; n/ x
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ D3 P% W7 G1 t3 n5 `John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ ~" S2 t }; oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% [7 z) C, L( T5 R) G& d) gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 x$ i5 d8 U1 r+ i" V0 [, m
Teacher: No, that's wrong * V o/ N) m4 z" Z* J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + J5 R- h8 U. s
5 o- i& z+ |# [) u- p* c9 J ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 h' k# ~. i7 p4 F: C5 pDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ l( v O M: g) m0 WTeacher: What are you talking about? ! H' `" Z; |- U0 @6 S% j+ M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
B3 t6 o% K" uWinnie: Me! " V0 E& r4 _, L" E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 N& a7 G$ F- h; R* y3 Q) M* n X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " g: |$ N: M2 g3 d' ]* ]
5 t0 G6 f" S. o+ t/ jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 B* x9 t# U, @) X" WMillie: I is... 8 J) G: E* P+ H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 T Z+ I$ ]/ e! OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & |3 O' w0 ?( U: `( o4 n
/ _8 o% d: H5 U D4 BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 Z. {, G( N" `: c0 j2 v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& e: f- E% ~$ jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. Q! R: U( J7 T3 p6 N+ _
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& o4 m( B. `% R, wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 e, l, i' T& i& Q6 ?% d" W/ I H
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' k* x0 p/ C7 ^- fHarold: A teacher
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