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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( y$ {" O ?! F* p4 ]: f3 f$ c
Maria: Here it is. : f* \0 w3 w8 k4 U2 w2 i9 X# a: K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* y1 z9 H; A. S/ t1 b% F( ]John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' Y+ w$ X7 _5 g% E$ v
1 K/ M9 ~5 p9 Y. Y8 f4 N$ C4 X5 bTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 t4 y4 x, t- }: Q" ^
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 n1 T5 P3 ?* w! B
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 V* d) X$ G$ Q1 J' GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 }/ U" o4 |4 V, m; X7 E% qDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 e, F" d. i- A1 m/ uTeacher: What are you talking about? 5 @1 E' P/ Q K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 P j6 a2 P" r2 N& y
5 v- Z3 J* u: ~: j6 r3 TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 _9 Y; ^9 i3 @
Winnie: Me! " d! r/ g! B& M/ F0 c: M
2 }8 u/ c+ {/ ?- R- s+ S$ {7 WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ O* k7 \7 Q! c Y/ o+ o n1 MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : J0 w/ g6 b( q% X2 ?0 e
Millie: I is...
- {5 B" i8 c; H4 A& N1 mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) c8 R! e* q$ q5 ]' ]3 B8 \5 ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 k" W- @* |: u5 X4 s* oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 ~2 c+ o; ]; C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 E$ ?, V, j1 `- k
: a3 _/ D$ I/ U6 A. z$ [Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' U$ a Q. }6 {6 R& F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! X9 L8 V. a1 UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - N+ x5 O( A; Y7 ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* L: b$ |% g% A; _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 r% G3 _% h9 _# i6 r2 F
Harold: A teacher
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