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7 F7 A7 Q8 H" j3 M n# ^6 t# yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ E# q9 w6 l, ?7 c8 yMaria: Here it is.
6 U+ n, V3 r* Z; ~$ O7 Z5 sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & k9 q" O# z0 l$ |$ i& J6 {
Class: Maria. $ f+ \5 R! J( a1 u& f K4 J) ]
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 z: }/ L) A9 B* x, P
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 x) A. S* F4 F9 }1 V9 j5 Z( g# e
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 w# z ?" j0 b, B' J' |3 E& V* C) p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& n( |: x/ ?" ~$ _1 O/ N1 ?* C: i# eTeacher: No, that's wrong % \7 |' C0 F" X9 k" G5 M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 M& B# q# o8 NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 n7 V) S' o5 H2 p$ _Teacher: What are you talking about? ) L6 O# {" r2 |1 G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ ^6 [/ V# T: h+ k' p& J
* j. q" O: S* d: m1 N% JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( B. g) X W' N# {4 hWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ u4 N, B" ^9 f; n) S* JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 N8 J3 ^1 U/ \! u1 f# p7 f
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( G# S' p* }6 _$ w" f, _8 o6 P
Millie: I is...
& Y0 I* @ E* V6 YTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* \ m9 E8 i T1 TMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / X$ x& D3 I1 H" E! s( `! j5 {2 ^5 v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# ?9 d; n$ j8 _0 N I( n% eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 U# Z" A: v8 u" l: F# L
q( V x. D$ M# U+ {% x. V" c9 a) |+ bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? w1 m$ j$ N, s ?. @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % E% D3 O3 m3 n) s; W* s& W
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 B% w% B- w% \8 }
Harold: A teacher
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