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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ s. M$ r7 D( d$ r$ k5 `) b- K9 x; jMaria: Here it is.
8 K. U; e% J; W' Y( B- MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
~4 M- m" o1 VClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ _! B; j! y+ }2 l1 _) _# }4 qJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 |* @% O# J8 E7 k1 u
$ H0 V, ~ x, o/ P9 R/ {4 `3 [4 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ u' W& S$ @8 h5 m* P4 O sGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 v7 b2 ]( U# vTeacher: No, that's wrong 9 W: i7 L3 j1 ?# O. G% Y1 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 [% M1 P- v1 i& u* O, ^9 UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ t& _; q4 Q% W9 Y6 c
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 T! U, d, c. I& \ N$ }( V# pTeacher: What are you talking about?
% B' O/ H) {6 E" A- @4 PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ r) u7 I0 v) R4 U9 b+ L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / G+ @5 z' E9 L; \
Winnie: Me!
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3 q# k g: e! i; M2 UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 [- U% P/ D, b, ]: i7 ~! gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 s2 S+ O* A5 M( t; g* {
" W$ c6 U+ b3 l& l0 QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 h6 x" W# t% @, W1 k: s# }Millie: I is... 9 G% Y+ T1 P5 H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . G1 P& ^3 s( U T. |
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , p$ y ~5 w, L4 b0 u4 H4 D9 X0 s8 F
2 F2 A) `0 |/ W0 }6 u( TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 ~/ c3 D& z3 S" R8 R( V y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 `% j z/ c, HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 h. C: [7 g# O) U, b+ GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 o9 I2 G. s9 L$ E8 r2 u
) w R5 j# M1 RTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 H; u' B, S" h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / F) V$ [8 _- Z1 p _8 a
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ }2 o/ O4 G5 eHarold: A teacher - }! G( ^( l0 y! |1 k1 A8 V( g" R& q
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