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9 _: d. h6 k2 X. S7 hTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( U" l5 L Q2 L
Maria: Here it is. 0 `/ n2 V; |3 c, |$ }7 \
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : M6 j8 f0 ?/ y; a* I! e2 ~
Class: Maria.
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6 n' k! z! z- ?" f9 A8 F+ ?1 vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ t! ? t2 u6 T6 Q, ?John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! |+ t( R f$ B4 U& ?2 `4 R- ]
( [" I7 I# Q* B7 P* e9 f: \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ ^4 H/ Y* H) t$ y; ?$ y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 [# Q! D3 m, B. K2 q9 |6 wTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 Q& J m+ \0 G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 {( h5 z' q. [6 p! I) d
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 X" @6 O6 W k8 y8 i4 `8 eDonald: H I J K L M N O. / h `* n% a+ k# o# o* B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# R: |( O* v* TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ T) {% B& K E0 U: T$ [, x; M2 O y& y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 n& A3 c/ @* B* s9 _ i: Y
Winnie: Me! $ t" F. E4 s! C Y( P1 q: E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : E$ m/ ^, {1 \+ G& w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & A J) m: z( U
" m, ]# u. i; E0 WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& i p$ Q1 f/ ZMillie: I is... , X8 s! ]* Y) z9 L, w2 e% q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 K4 |$ v5 h5 B# G zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 F6 R1 O2 @- ^* D* y DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & j" p8 w2 x; V$ q! L' @5 _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 r2 a9 g$ r: x: m
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / s; x" \) I5 s1 h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( h! B6 K, I9 O$ ?2 q1 q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 R" G3 d0 j! @' p! D- q% k/ d! TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( U. i% ^8 ?3 k; ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( c' X4 T5 \; `8 Y/ g! w8 IHarold: A teacher ) [- o5 r: o6 Q* u
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