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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ @# b7 o0 Q% |/ n; i
Maria: Here it is. " I8 x) r0 O. _# p3 ^# \
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 Q# I v8 O3 s# ~9 o" v' IClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " P/ K k: e: E% S
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 ?9 a+ n# W* S$ D1 M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- y! G3 G; p% J- ~/ STeacher: No, that's wrong : h4 j$ ? ]$ w/ q! q$ U1 _! M. l+ B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) @* N" T b3 c& ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& e( K' H5 a5 z& j5 BDonald: H I J K L M N O.
. U9 g( A- |: ]/ i+ ^8 e8 V1 WTeacher: What are you talking about?
" v( a3 ^$ D) `3 I3 e9 }) P2 H. kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 } X2 n+ G0 m/ lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 N9 f5 P( r0 ~Winnie: Me!
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1 r' t ?% A7 P7 C" f1 f3 ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* ?& M' W9 l. s% m6 hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 G$ D* J6 s' s7 K' J9 G; t# q
2 @- J, B- y1 b* B4 p8 w3 OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. F* [0 T+ Q+ P+ I u" {( p( FMillie: I is... 5 A$ o. }/ w( ?# r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / q. O y b$ A, U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 Q* u7 X4 E" r B! FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 }6 o4 B. K' A2 `. i0 t d* |2 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* z' I7 b3 b- E( K# ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! l. f0 `+ w6 e) `- m& G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 }- {; M% i% b: [0 @
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' K6 m# Z1 m6 h: A9 K4 a
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 S: [/ p$ Y9 H$ K/ U" L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& `+ Y& H, ?& K7 L! Y: k+ ^0 \& aHarold: A teacher & u9 i# v. L% K2 \; m! X
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