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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 [# _% z+ c. DMaria: Here it is. , _ \) {. g) g9 W, Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . s5 W1 E; q/ e( P
Class: Maria. ; B. S% c$ C/ t+ _: a- [* K5 g
3 e% a9 p$ i% C/ V- s/ t- m# gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * q5 ?' U6 f/ y( T
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. [' G0 d _' ^1 MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 q" K7 r8 ~7 l& X- A5 [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 u# S$ T& d1 | g/ j; l) v! w1 c
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ G: O5 ?/ d" v8 H; J {: t9 T& t- _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 z0 f( @" M6 _0 {4 \' JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% p: e# M3 F" m) G9 }Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! p0 H+ a' i& `, k3 O# I' T
Teacher: What are you talking about? % }8 E. q. f7 c" ]$ H7 n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 i" x4 i% D# ?6 CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ M/ F) z$ d( N( ?1 p% M$ G7 W
Winnie: Me!
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. w, ~7 a) Y1 n- j; w& O! R: UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 |8 j3 }2 c# X- m% E- VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . |! z, B8 J' w" r# O6 M, G6 e% M
1 l% R0 D: V5 XTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " V0 } c# w& |# K
Millie: I is... 2 r( l: u% g- u( J1 I1 M! O4 h- k2 q' h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 J" t0 i3 m: D' l, U2 [ QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' J+ u; b* Y, P7 Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 K+ P6 Q/ q$ P. T. _
& q* F; f w0 L9 a' X F5 F& STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 w/ f; I5 ?( V$ ~! m5 {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 w4 Z/ H* e+ r) F9 J9 a% s8 w+ |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) C; q8 g( h/ o0 f* p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) }. M8 i4 F/ v6 W2 t! r' o
* H! B3 o6 n: q1 K1 {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 l% C/ z3 Y" {% R* X+ h# v6 C
Harold: A teacher
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