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0 F" ]4 ` b {0 i9 LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. Q; K* I3 n+ P3 [& IMaria: Here it is. 7 `& N# m: f# O4 u, W: `8 x
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / V8 ~0 {' B, L$ R
Class: Maria.
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3 `$ L. S& d+ @/ qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( i2 Q2 i# @8 d5 l" @6 R, SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - H4 R$ q1 w2 B$ f$ t; H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: F- H( v! k- o% f6 dTeacher: No, that's wrong , r9 F* C( P' ` }& j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + H3 D0 d$ [- F
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- k/ b8 a$ J, E0 BTeacher: What are you talking about? & @3 M t6 Y6 W' a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + P+ D% Y1 P5 ^( @& r+ b/ m, [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, ?: {+ ?3 \' Z- m w/ rWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # w+ h; b3 Y, n$ U: J- n6 ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " x. s4 k J' s) r' |; [1 P
9 I5 q( M# Y/ `. X+ j2 x' J, `; x7 P8 @1 UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! d4 ]" g$ u4 q1 ]2 z7 I: H u& WMillie: I is...
1 A6 I! V2 s" E; A" \$ iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " |* j$ k7 s! }! ^, R! W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' A6 i# A( T# Z' n7 I2 m' aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ n, f% K' k. U, ?$ O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 b" e3 `4 ]; v: G! I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; B) ^* h8 k# ]Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . `5 U( }4 ~) M) j7 U2 A3 h
) P. A+ O" o- r4 u' {" l% fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 ]) L3 a2 M& }8 T- i3 SHarold: A teacher
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