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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& }3 _) P/ V1 g( E0 DMaria: Here it is.
U- w4 C- Q4 k; G9 W* v6 X- vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 l0 C# d: V2 D0 I' O& AClass: Maria. 7 K4 d. C) N9 R I
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 p t L: }7 V4 N* oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ y4 m8 K: }0 b, D; ^& R* J9 L
p2 ~) `; I0 h# y' }8 j) M7 STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 m9 ]) u. G: W: m3 K9 [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 u& X0 b8 L; A5 f& u0 mTeacher: No, that's wrong
+ m3 O0 l+ V' J" Z$ a# eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 P- m* I6 V3 ^
9 _; }/ _! S4 e& w* E6 B4 ` kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! }( v1 p g, {7 c; d# o
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 r% r- r) P) g% l( ~, t; f1 zTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 ?8 a$ G7 `1 P* M) t- e7 I7 M& P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; W* I6 n' F) v" G' O; s7 r, z, KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) o7 ?2 d) n, i& U/ hWinnie: Me!
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/ c8 {) n& c( Q" G" X- J6 {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 Q" F9 y/ v+ V" i' wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! Z: `' p1 f2 k+ e/ D+ p
Millie: I is... 5 ]: ]5 ]7 S8 Y4 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& n9 _! f# ^% D# Y3 @3 NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % ^) w% J2 A, _+ u
! p( ? ]" u/ r! GTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( p9 R2 K2 t# \, O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 ?6 k! I" h9 E3 ]; Z# z2 H) }' T" L
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) |% S. T$ `) d, CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) O+ }( y0 e7 s" g3 _Harold: A teacher # ~/ N T0 J) T5 n1 d3 W
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