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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 e" `$ R: j8 v" mMaria: Here it is.
; p7 H$ j. B" [% i7 {- {$ H: WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 j. Q; e e3 Q. [4 U9 s! q. vClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" n% } Y2 Y& ]& _. L+ A# tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * c7 Z7 `( B7 n% v* [
0 n2 ]- i# z6 }" cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 d3 U, F( Z2 [ k8 y# QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) H; z3 U. `3 w7 P1 a9 {
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ X0 B( [5 k$ h6 s9 M- Y$ uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 Y1 }' b" u# D+ X
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 T$ |: j* t- T* d% U0 p t9 ` v9 @
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) M3 s j) ^2 ]" q0 C; w4 wTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 B& I0 @; O' b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 J, r- A6 O) ?! ], x4 R3 O. F
0 e* \- o. e) A) _ N: }- ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- l: j4 @) {( c7 p2 a! n) k8 ^8 k4 j5 kWinnie: Me!
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8 ~& g) _/ _* {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : f7 k4 \& ^. Y) q7 _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 m: S$ P$ l7 |/ g0 J! c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 l9 m+ _* N/ b/ s! Y/ I* _' qMillie: I is... 5 u5 W# X; j0 M# z& }$ N) s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& F; j# O. Q2 w" w: B! S( FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & h# e3 Q3 \# _+ W$ h/ T
* n* }) a9 ?' ~+ E2 \ p: KTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; [' r3 k; i/ {1 C9 `# B0 RLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / }- ~0 Y" K/ H8 W* u8 D
n) u/ @! t" B' i8 a! c9 `$ K0 FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: o; g6 h; g/ t2 d! J9 I& V2 PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * G, y6 r: \3 R2 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 s5 m" p. E6 |$ K
4 m, }, x4 a* H0 q5 kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) r g$ @, V$ T/ O3 l0 E2 ~- qHarold: A teacher
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