Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

6 O5 q* f4 f1 A" ?5 NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- u: [& _1 C1 w! @6 L7 h1 I! LMaria: Here it is.
* H& F, V8 @# b# E2 q6 H. LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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  a0 P# ~# f/ a2 x$ oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- y, o5 c* U. S3 p: dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 j: Y8 f8 G9 @6 R' aTeacher: No, that's wrong
- J" j; v  V  B: d; bGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& M8 i) \; O% T$ a/ }  ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

, E  D2 k" g1 w+ U/ @$ P8 mTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( T6 i2 h1 {; u( mWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" ]" N' @# ~1 C/ o0 v1 TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 z0 i0 M/ n% w$ TMillie: I is...
; K7 W) i% n1 G; O& YTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 n( x9 h: v, M8 ]2 ^1 YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. |* m' k8 H  v% FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# v$ e& u  h) }) R0 \Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 b7 l& N; F% z0 ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

4 E' F8 }8 u# j4 ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 P' Z0 H- n( l' d, f: r# AHarold: A teacher
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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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