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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % t& _% Q! i) P8 ~4 j
Maria: Here it is. 7 b- }7 k# H( R; a5 @2 P' g4 D
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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% u5 `4 P i `' }6 ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( j5 O, [0 A" g" o9 [2 J ?0 C$ C
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 L% [1 D$ H5 Y4 i& P5 PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* i; G* {% d, FTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 _5 j6 O7 G1 l m) R% M5 ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ G4 B) L @. `, L7 g
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( d: J, v' X; O9 n7 n
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 H/ X" u1 I2 {% Z8 C5 o: tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 b# V7 A% e. R0 K+ r2 d
2 T3 M) ]7 Z$ L4 p- s" p9 o- S. bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ E8 l! H9 f C( ZWinnie: Me! : I' A/ A; F q8 {7 C$ c- G
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ A+ i0 n0 D- }' c. L; ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& S- K- s" o" h" X; [! VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 h: T1 N1 J. \, i1 V( OMillie: I is...
% D+ z4 x# F- G6 M! XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 g: m1 M4 }4 Z/ c, J5 S" E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; Y% x) A& a' \0 \7 p
* e4 W9 A9 r/ |- @. q7 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 v! ~2 x. T% z7 y. y
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7 @8 w' j, ?" I: p9 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& F# ^1 Y% e# W4 y' d9 [/ [5 ]' HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 p: V2 ]* s6 G6 s; K8 b
, H, i8 j5 O0 ~: |% vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: {' S5 n; V2 ^2 Q0 ?! ^. E' f4 S9 IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" Q1 w: M4 e- hTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; X5 A6 }9 |( C8 P _ lHarold: A teacher 1 {; l# H8 C1 t* f
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