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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 B4 s% ~* b- M# ?
Maria: Here it is. 7 e- N+ K( [7 C9 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 N" G6 [* k" ]7 N* j0 w/ PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* |2 Q8 x% o' hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; a7 k9 W5 F, I8 I/ ATeacher: No, that's wrong
, x2 l) i, f- S! s# }1 M: uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . p0 s8 o1 R6 G0 m& I' N
0 ]# x/ O6 V# g. F; YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # I M- ^9 F2 _) f' O* Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 G/ S+ R- X* [3 ?Teacher: What are you talking about?
" m U7 `3 e7 K4 R7 L2 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 E' P' b3 N4 h* ^9 C
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( Z S$ S) a, x- U( [
Winnie: Me! 4 m) n) Z6 q$ m9 }* c( h
0 s' {+ v% f7 A* w( GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 I/ }; R. t3 g$ G+ W9 @, F6 ?2 zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' ^2 [$ p Y: h9 RMillie: I is...
2 {$ V8 ^/ F8 KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, T q/ Y8 N" Y# aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % j5 K( U9 C3 s0 P& @9 @$ p
! l( p# a0 s' v% o' S& c J; z) O0 ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ d I* D* Z* pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + ?4 D8 y6 O2 S$ S+ i# N1 o6 [/ t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - I! n2 d8 \4 j8 C5 b; `; W
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 f, h7 w( l- v5 N: sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! k& `7 r$ p( E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & w1 ^, ?, X1 Z1 b
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 z$ D0 }* w! x, f9 {" [9 x2 X
Harold: A teacher
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