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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; ^2 ^, |- H; |; _/ d) X
Maria: Here it is.
, i; A0 c7 f% V" I5 tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 A+ F4 o) h# e Q& }: {
Class: Maria. 4 |" d8 R9 H* u8 w* r. D
4 i) A) Z" i, l9 d/ t4 H& x& e8 d+ QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + }: ^3 n# s! M# `3 W' `, x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 R4 \. w; w* `# v+ w5 s8 e
' a# }, {/ b& qTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # w8 ]) n# k$ N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( |3 o& v& }1 G9 J% p) W
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 u6 r v* H5 q: c Q1 c" X! uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 p6 ]4 c* A* u! b7 }( Y& \
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 J7 ]9 ?" b# i. e- V
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* Q3 e, g3 `; N2 i3 dTeacher: What are you talking about? % T, W: ?6 L! V7 U6 ^2 \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 M9 C1 {5 _* S- n! T, e7 x$ A8 qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! S+ G6 \4 [; U6 M Q+ o) X# G& UWinnie: Me! . z& `# a% h9 S, F: T
' Y4 j6 R2 |8 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 s$ c x; A3 n+ P% j6 h# V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & C! I% T1 N5 i% T$ W! q0 V
4 K- _9 \+ X! UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 D; B4 V. Y! x9 O9 FMillie: I is...
. W3 D5 I! u6 e" DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 F" }/ \' o+ mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 B. G' V; u: }+ V+ s2 H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 }* H4 B& @; [# C9 Z$ k: U
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- Y% X) E3 R. N Q% Y* k) lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 g/ L: s' G- M6 ]+ z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( J6 v$ C( U" M* N$ x+ a) L$ ?
, U: [. J0 f# q$ }7 T4 Z0 ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ {. Z& c; P+ p' f6 C+ Q' \Harold: A teacher
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