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" C ?0 v' j5 v1 m4 Z3 r0 `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) c, O+ m1 P' Z" QMaria: Here it is. + g; I' |& E$ Y# z5 q3 j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) {# V5 Z9 _& lClass: Maria. ( p) D9 z9 \( w* y6 A
+ G. _+ g& O% S8 H5 E! ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- n U5 w# n" LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - _& ~1 E# ]; I$ n' L1 \ D8 K
# X4 o4 p2 y3 j" f$ l: M7 ?& CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ F c1 |- S0 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( ] x- x, Z) ?; P4 A9 hTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 i; m3 x9 X; T' E. r2 LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! L- g" [$ i: m9 j0 vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 J9 R' F2 u8 U/ l. V w9 F
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! ~& V4 Z! y, R9 J: x: r6 L( n+ ?& C) i
Teacher: What are you talking about? % |9 J: w' W. ?, }
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 [5 u; O, [* i0 w9 a5 cWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ Z \4 x Y P0 ]7 F4 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 G2 t* M D F0 s, q
. w3 F: C0 P- c4 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; O9 k& W& E( |: S v# I" TMillie: I is... ( Q# Z y* E7 I ~- I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - ?2 W: j- H1 k! A8 s: W+ K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ d* [: F8 E; ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 q* R& i, j# A6 C; x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 u8 H: e$ J. cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( Y( D9 q1 f, ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 j6 N7 s& A% S4 [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , Z- U4 \: T% b$ C6 ]! W
9 d, ^8 Z$ y8 K- d+ J/ V+ r' oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 U4 m; I" C$ D! Z
Harold: A teacher 4 r: a3 c" K0 r# [ Y. R
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