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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # l2 Y' V8 i0 d: T4 T0 h
Maria: Here it is.
6 O1 Q: Q! f* |; G& a& ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 _' g7 E( s/ J* |' oClass: Maria. ) m6 c0 d0 R+ O- Q1 G) `
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! R! J0 d# F! f) G. I7 f1 y9 i5 n* UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% F7 q4 o, [3 NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 K& s; e8 A# m( c/ U
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 X/ e! { S3 ]& d& lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 F+ G/ l# v! r" J8 m+ v( O
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
s- W; p# h+ VDonald: H I J K L M N O. * `" p4 ^9 C# P( J% L Y; D8 i
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 S) @4 ~" a) ~. M$ Z9 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & t4 @; L u- m. p. B
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 q1 _! {0 ?# {0 O
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: D0 Q9 t+ h* B2 I8 g* @% Z: zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 r; w; b4 ^, c. c5 f
Millie: I is... ) q% o& k+ Q" G; D. ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 |. I- M- ~7 G# f+ n. @1 h/ @8 G
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' [7 Z4 w5 K1 YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 U1 \! D$ D! I7 Y# D7 X) C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! ?. S q. b0 f" W( g* y) m7 w/ fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - Q( D' {7 t+ m- z3 ~( x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % N3 s7 c0 E# y! P
- D! D( n7 S0 F1 w" @/ B6 ~% aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; x8 O; t. B1 M: W/ uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 m0 ^, _' n" M0 Q. Y7 B) m+ N
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / M* k1 K2 C+ }. D( r1 j2 b
Harold: A teacher
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