 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
0 F+ I7 R7 K2 y4 A2 y9 R" M5 ~3 w6 @) \% u/ b
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" ]3 H. Q! ^+ E) Q. KMaria: Here it is.
1 f/ R: r% j1 b7 s5 tTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
d b0 l3 Z- g" S* TClass: Maria.
" j! Q+ |& r% }6 r: u/ w3 ?) @- x
1 p0 R5 u0 l2 ~) a, b3 h, |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 H1 U: ^& r3 `3 I& Y( `& g( ]John: You told me to do it without using tables.
: Q3 z! R6 n( j2 R4 z( B7 W) \$ P) V) J1 M
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . v3 m5 w: \" @; {( L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ E% _+ E% @1 O: {& M% x5 UTeacher: No, that's wrong $ A3 _. \ `# A- m. y5 o* |6 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 u Z3 n' R B4 M* d" g1 G) S
) y( \) M0 V9 u+ p" F1 r: h* bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
d g+ s5 k& i r; R L8 XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 F, B% @/ _% a8 G* aTeacher: What are you talking about?
a- y7 x4 z/ O/ m* Z; DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
0 T: V: s& ^* G" f# `: w- p' R, u, T2 f
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 ~0 d( Z+ t- ], v qWinnie: Me!
4 v/ q6 U9 Q& C" c9 Z# _4 R& z
) s/ x, i# |7 K% u, h6 vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / D( E; L$ u( u. q" ]# E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ p: c. Y/ s P5 \! S' T% w0 J$ V
4 |& x- g n: e4 h+ v
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , u. j) s7 Z3 @* o7 B
Millie: I is...
" t% u; _. t' HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 J/ F( Q; U3 q, z. ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % o( K& i4 p' i+ D2 o( `$ w
+ z) D) Y8 o$ k0 f6 F6 d) c4 bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - X$ l: X- |, B3 a. W( } s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
1 o/ u4 ]( _( S7 M+ d3 z, L% z
5 Z' j$ A8 Q. WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; ]: F' ^( @8 A b- @2 k) cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 M/ X H+ T( y( [
* I2 r% A- {4 y. O
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 S" {. c' U+ {# g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 ]3 ^7 O2 n5 N" z7 l5 \- _
, o/ ?8 q3 t1 gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 G- \" I) M& I0 B* |
Harold: A teacher
* b6 b0 U% U: F' B1 {) c2 p7 R7 K/ l, ]: N
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
