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6 ~2 r: j2 H/ O5 u! |( }; _! k3 qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' Z# u! P& M$ e7 GMaria: Here it is.
+ k1 O% _5 P3 c J3 H0 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. s" {8 V# v- A& V6 AClass: Maria. , p; B2 b& b% r
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 W" \. S1 @( x1 k* R5 G* D# GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% n( u0 D" E& N% a# \, K/ L& MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 g+ i2 r7 S' v/ k4 K$ H D
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! _2 y5 O# V! J* [% oGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 h) ?( t8 i' E3 |1 Q
% t* ~" w+ Z1 c% u8 q' v4 P; ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 s5 u( ? C0 M3 S7 {
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 h: k$ I; o! J5 O# }5 lTeacher: What are you talking about?
7 C8 M& O' |0 m$ A7 ~4 [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' O6 ^- M+ A( ]8 B5 C- jWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * S0 ]5 v* E) C' }5 e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 R" ?2 a. j# Q; b
% \; m+ E+ [5 }7 }* n- s+ C8 P0 ^Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 w9 i; a |6 U' K3 Q9 J/ n: |! k+ {Millie: I is... 7 y8 ]. |. a8 s0 {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 s0 ]5 i& z$ O7 q4 @& N- L- ?, D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% ?4 d6 [" Q- K& q( f; q( ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 U1 y/ s v! F; T& P% XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 G+ s% c8 M. U9 i/ b+ SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 b. I. I+ ^6 Z" y& h% H/ t; L+ x' P
; y6 q0 |$ r/ w9 P Q1 E& \4 O0 NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 S6 [. n g+ G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. M8 N6 h0 t# G5 E+ c# n( d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 x' x7 v1 F" ^% wHarold: A teacher
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