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$ R7 h" ?+ U# h$ D( w8 mMaria: Here it is. 0 F% [( M! F1 L% K) j! |2 V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( N( Z! M& s1 H
Class: Maria.
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& b7 m0 i5 ^: Z9 `- ?9 ~& LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 s( u/ c" u( e: m/ w" Z; t' YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, a- d& z( o7 P: GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 a V$ g2 M) h4 {' R- p# I0 w( X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" @, e4 K, w( }3 H9 o
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- b3 \4 `: D6 `! V; zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; z; F7 F5 d$ |3 ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 I+ f/ @& e% DDonald: H I J K L M N O. & K9 T9 l- P4 Q, _: A h: E# b7 z; {# B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ f& u% t$ d5 `8 P6 A6 QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . k+ D. P/ d) N5 M+ i1 I6 h/ I
5 v. m) P+ g8 w. _! ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& X" ?/ \; c+ P/ o# tWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* x& F3 Q/ S7 e( I5 DGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & A9 P) v" k0 l* e
8 D: z6 Y% ^% l4 P% S6 l% |4 hTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
j# u4 P, D' ZMillie: I is... 5 ^$ p4 ^4 \8 L5 E; `4 T6 Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& i: N8 ?& F8 e# NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 a8 P+ B# B5 ^- A8 o6 B
& F/ j2 e) `8 Q+ b, P0 h1 b1 G6 tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 E( Y3 T- y; q9 O+ }, yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" I* Y/ g! z8 r) u# R5 zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. R0 d: O9 P5 }6 K$ x ]
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; U: Y# N1 D: Y( H' W7 Y" g' lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : @. J6 l6 G& y! {3 W6 t7 u5 {+ S
Harold: A teacher , \4 U: s; R& @% E
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