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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 E3 v) }$ N- G
Maria: Here it is.
1 u# l: i. _% D# t+ p7 }* X# ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 Z f/ e: N3 [ C. ]' IClass: Maria. . a, _4 E& [3 m8 A1 m0 O- Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! ` [7 j# C7 Z& F" C9 G$ n6 lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " g8 i p% ^% T9 f* F3 s2 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; ]+ G% Y; O$ G: M. `$ F
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 B. Y9 i9 F) _! q$ [Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) i3 b! {! V" q" s: ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) e/ ~2 C: r) i( C! s# D5 Q. xDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 X" T$ q$ ?/ ]" F. w( GTeacher: What are you talking about?
- ^6 Y6 Y) Z: K) S! e% MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . w2 D8 W2 N; e! Q7 b5 e1 R2 `
& Y8 o( b0 y% [2 Q4 QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & [3 Y6 |( C* m( s
Winnie: Me! ( T4 L3 s, C0 @ ^; N' k7 X0 `
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 R2 u( f7 L8 p) u! E3 x. K/ @Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) r; D0 K3 ^- P7 P
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 c! Q- ?: G3 r: b
Millie: I is...
2 @4 i; H2 s! _. PTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 N3 w7 m% }' {- i8 A5 U6 v1 eMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." s- G( V" L, m
( D, t# q8 o0 k- ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
h( O7 X/ V0 e l4 ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ w; Y* f5 U: s9 e9 ]
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 w" W$ E8 _- F8 b$ t5 `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " C; p- }# \$ S# K3 Z" _& f
2 Y' h8 W, D j! f7 y, w tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 H5 G1 |3 q% M3 v) L# hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # m+ V( F7 R- H
Harold: A teacher 9 w+ f) }2 v$ x9 E' v
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