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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 K! c& x6 F3 u2 |2 a* SMaria: Here it is. 9 t: r. k! [0 B* n; _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / L# Y. {& [. ]: @' c
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 `. t; G7 ~7 \2 k" T# y- A
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 p# S; C1 S5 h& X- H8 u& @ u
$ s- g5 F: p$ ^6 _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( }% \' E" J* hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' P/ V( t; `& g) S3 c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: ]' [1 i& x# {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) C: C- L5 J% z2 }$ ?5 k4 i- g; y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" ?# H8 e; R8 l t+ M( W( k4 GDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 V& l% B2 P# Z7 Q) w" R9 p, ATeacher: What are you talking about? R4 b5 O& A8 h3 D2 ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 C0 ^8 q: N' G% D+ {" c. ]2 ~Winnie: Me!
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: N+ E4 { l% d- x8 [9 l$ k; P1 K+ \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . l2 D3 I8 o+ a; Z. |, y1 O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! p$ R- T# W6 T) ^/ s, n
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, S+ b' w( i% q' C/ I& VMillie: I is...
, ~- A# E$ L1 t! j- Z, E0 w! \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, C. O4 q C6 F9 N" SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 b8 ?6 O$ d7 k* M! f' b/ H2 V6 Y) p; pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % w& J. J. a8 {' n# h: X7 e$ A
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 D8 y. z) ]& YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! {& n$ q( o4 I% I+ ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ]! |" b" x0 u: s7 d" o5 k
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ J N3 M7 T# J7 V* {( E T. v1 rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! A, ^( b0 V" m+ W
+ [, D1 \$ F, c8 O+ eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 n1 M+ x1 H* g, X$ h$ q2 V. M
Harold: A teacher
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