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$ f* i# p& w9 b, c- qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 e4 K: m6 _ e H Q. z- H1 KMaria: Here it is.
2 R$ ?, @, I2 [" i. ]7 QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! {! W& |& F% o( v( h4 @Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ z# R! N3 z0 ^" MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 @* C. \! X& M2 O& d& t
: a% Q; R9 A) u# v \! L- a1 c; dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) }' a* E8 Q% q5 r0 `+ X8 o( x! ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . k& E9 F8 ]0 M
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 M* P' Y* n3 [
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ F4 @+ }2 H% B/ t9 V
. t+ E- E7 h- l; c3 D5 ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 {( K! G: q" Z$ cDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% B: w. P Z% G3 K4 ZTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 m8 s) h3 d5 A3 D% a; j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / S6 U/ H5 I0 F; h3 t5 i. u, ^
Winnie: Me! / @* D$ p: @7 E h% K' \' P4 p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# ?0 V# [5 ?& \2 M" e2 c6 W) EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 u- G6 p; H) k3 N1 ~
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" k7 @0 ~0 _3 s% M. h" kMillie: I is...
h. E* V3 T# `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) }: G$ u$ d) P6 `8 y3 [Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 n) b6 |8 \& W D
I% k3 n# K; U YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ {$ e# V0 k6 V. O. S, X9 MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 p V0 C/ u$ s6 ?% f
9 B5 l8 L0 `6 y# Q& X A% mTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , o$ O7 I1 d, Z8 i/ P( ? d: G: e3 s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 }; O; ^* Q3 h% \
" r$ r4 n, J' h' ]7 L+ |9 vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! x+ Y5 K A& u; M. XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ U+ H! q5 }) ?* G9 z! ?Harold: A teacher , N8 k) T0 }3 h+ j+ C; j* u3 R
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