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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 r5 l4 |$ J6 D( t& `+ K6 U
Maria: Here it is. 0 }/ k o# g, \5 ~9 C' E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 `% L0 T) _& n Y- n6 GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: s# Y, c$ P+ x4 A2 jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) F" D$ W% D: |+ C" xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 }; @( |' c4 T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " B7 L1 O% B% k, D! s
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) {' k: {* z: V. b9 f; [Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 |+ R+ L1 y- t+ a0 |$ ?. w8 c/ zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 j, K. y# m( h7 I. ]6 h, ^7 d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* ]; P9 b" ]. g9 U& G T& JTeacher: What are you talking about? ' ?$ ^9 }( I1 d9 b6 ~$ Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # z F/ M6 V2 E* H! y
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 d# q, ?$ g) V; U! z1 n% t3 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" s& ^8 Z2 T% V! I4 O% l6 WMillie: I is...
8 J8 W. ]% g8 o1 C4 h8 C5 dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 f8 {# R+ G. b4 T! e$ [2 l, v9 jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' J+ g7 k% P; s: ^, a
6 p8 T; M9 _6 a: T( |% STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
b7 _2 K) K& ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! i* w$ d0 V& M6 A
6 R* z5 O; h" M- b1 xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 r4 {. z) y5 C" c' Q$ ?! C1 MSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % J Q# f! i0 ?- @, [# J
- ^# p- i1 k9 H, u' p" FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! k9 a3 h. M( Q! h% b0 KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* \$ s" F! { b' ?% y7 p# A$ p7 H) @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. `7 j5 M' x) F( j( b) n9 sHarold: A teacher
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