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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
|& `( Y- h5 k( O* ~5 h3 E: PMaria: Here it is.
( G* X% T' }/ X0 o6 |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, S" e+ G1 x* g) g% n) ?Class: Maria. ( J ?8 p4 v3 |. q
0 A: a; l) R* L& S/ h$ s* K" LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% G+ J2 A; B! \/ aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 D- y3 |. y' T6 N. o" q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , h' g9 l2 U4 m
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
?& G- l# J' d b3 l+ s2 r3 kTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 b( T+ K( B' G& L) o/ h" N" w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / C" `1 S6 l X
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 W. x: v, X n" Y5 q( TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
+ S- ^9 o2 I7 e( kTeacher: What are you talking about?
$ m0 v8 T" b5 U, [9 W1 V" p9 nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % z) R, ~, i& n0 N* n8 x3 Z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ A6 h; w: b5 e+ ?2 g0 P( m& ~Winnie: Me!
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$ [( }# b- U8 ^5 \+ mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , c5 t! F9 E; g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: Q" ?& t- W7 n3 qMillie: I is... : Z( m+ Y) G" Q' g' X# h; G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) p5 Z) g3 u& ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . c% X3 d/ X$ O
4 h9 L' l! X$ ]- [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 k& [7 V6 B3 w; T' wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 C" N- m3 R9 O- k) D/ L, B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' H4 `! U1 S' ^; d+ h" XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : U) j/ y5 V+ w1 V8 W- c7 ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & N1 K8 Q4 L6 ~+ S, ~4 T5 m6 ^ g
9 U+ u3 q4 m, Y5 l1 uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 k* H( w$ A. X% A" t3 t% ZHarold: A teacher 2 }6 U6 t" t/ G
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