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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ u5 Q: K' j( ^% yMaria: Here it is. $ o; Y' I: H Z& v y. Q, y% @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ t' Z! _- A7 j' R- _& W
Class: Maria. # H. I! t" E8 t; s
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# B2 L: R. X5 ]; kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( g. I" a+ a4 f7 n8 H+ S
5 H* T8 O1 S7 |+ h+ {# F2 \2 _9 gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. z$ N$ K5 L PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, X8 ~# }8 a& J JTeacher: No, that's wrong
) D8 {/ T4 f5 |( XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - z3 K$ k9 X, N' N/ x% v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 F. _2 Z! ?0 ]Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 K5 O1 I2 J6 `3 [/ n! M8 P( q; r) \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 |# H1 [# |" a! j8 i
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 C$ t# v! j! n* u( i$ {; M
Winnie: Me! 7 u2 Z) _$ W- I; x' H8 R
) _: V, P! I! y1 D9 qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . `6 t$ x$ Z8 E3 O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - z: w! ]7 i/ q! u, `- w
Millie: I is...
. v4 z: c% y% t9 `3 aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." t8 M L, e6 o, c# C7 M1 b4 M
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . A( E% v% c$ y
4 T0 l6 _7 E2 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 \2 u& W0 U E# k) t% P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) t1 b5 E: C5 J- |4 g0 _4 N' e
$ L" R4 ^- {/ O1 j: \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* z. c/ d8 W1 n' [7 [+ J9 K* BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, A/ r" T8 f1 c; v! X. kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( U5 U8 r. d, u) DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? P# F5 i( S7 g1 D3 X4 q2 U
Harold: A teacher
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