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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! S* i7 [; ~' j% o$ {+ D" B0 xMaria: Here it is.
- x. K' o- E) @7 m* o: m! kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 ?2 Q% ?- L b$ n: JClass: Maria.
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3 i& a- Y$ U6 Q J9 |" KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! v: i1 b2 r" W+ rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 N4 G* P3 n+ _# Y0 F6 @/ p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
[" {8 k, d( [0 YGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ D: H: B: P$ v1 Q; H4 {
Teacher: No, that's wrong , K5 V! j# s3 V2 p, T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. {# N9 q- Y' hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 Z, `& Q" F1 {3 G; gDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# r( g# c8 d* U$ i7 Z9 H) C+ w- K+ STeacher: What are you talking about? 9 E& t/ @7 r# S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 ?" X# i8 v. Q( k
Winnie: Me! # L( o4 R- \7 Y. a( }) E( p7 x; ^
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 N; x' D* ]( V3 j7 p: [2 uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + q4 [7 D$ L- G$ q$ @% E* B1 i
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( ^; C6 G O6 U6 H+ f6 q- U
Millie: I is...
! R+ Y. j! S5 v: T( g* u" Z( J( ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( n3 W1 ]; o1 N+ p
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : x) p3 J8 d+ D8 ?- P3 h
# A% [! M7 G8 l/ A3 {. `: ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% [6 {, k2 X% [+ }6 x$ g5 XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- w: M e0 s( w1 ?) f1 p. STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % f. u8 c( b4 g1 v# }7 d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . @3 |, h; P/ p+ q0 d0 J: j6 P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ O+ |. R# M, g" [6 L; w: N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " R# c# T; j9 p' O- l# e+ V
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % ^2 a3 x+ e; ^+ Y- O2 C8 j1 F6 k2 |
Harold: A teacher ) C% t- ]3 r* [
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