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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 ~5 j( Q d; t( l! ?$ ~" U
Maria: Here it is. 8 a0 i! j8 ~: O! R% J7 x
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) E6 C& B6 _% C2 Z: D
Class: Maria.
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) b4 h1 e1 M- X4 QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 W. p% {% v! Y& s' Z6 nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % |" G' G! s9 U6 F
- X2 W$ p& G: s! H: K) H+ yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 S8 {; T# a3 J5 l" C& N- \# }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( p; a7 h: P" q# X- `' }* }5 uTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 t1 b9 }" ^( Q8 P% pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 M& A8 z) Z- H8 ^: k& u) ?. E R
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 W* U n" R6 |
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 E( q1 K. O, i" L' q# G) X/ ~( fTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 D/ |3 u0 D5 E% }' U/ z6 z$ fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 w9 E1 I1 D _4 G1 `9 bWinnie: Me! : B, g3 v9 U% U8 \0 q
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 Q: ^. ^/ }* @* f. o: m+ Z/ l( J# z5 hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 ]' v g1 ]% ?& l' \
2 Y0 c9 i+ D0 \( C& C KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 u1 l' S+ a( t3 R1 f6 `% PMillie: I is... ( U1 ?; j" p5 ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' Q1 w2 q' F, H7 k0 N- g, f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " ]9 {; T! ?1 R, Z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, d. @, E4 `* X4 F* G( z% lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - C# o9 Q+ a u1 b6 w" ]
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * Q- n0 m2 ^2 R2 \1 O# j4 ^% l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% z, g: a1 W8 M8 `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: u* S% |! D0 p6 R3 o# a2 c% lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 ]: L/ R3 M$ y+ Z. ?
Harold: A teacher , a" U( C6 V1 `4 y
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