Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: q: P+ [; e5 ]1 m( `5 H- T7 i  rMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' \! J9 ?, P. R" s. h$ fClass: Maria.

% o; d' c$ s, q2 b1 w+ M4 QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
  _$ E/ s+ C3 H" R% VJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* |# |+ \0 T/ M. }/ D7 UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

+ B& b; J3 [! f8 b$ T9 ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 U& S8 E( O3 i) ]  a( K8 R+ UDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 a4 o9 e0 f: X* E7 v* ]7 NTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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! t/ @4 I% y* x) m2 uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, }) e9 {: C  \/ k& WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) M7 ?/ R/ [9 K' q! ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
/ v, e) ]5 ?4 R0 t3 FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& @2 B5 T, g% o( \- Z- ], ]4 GTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; \  @+ x) R7 CHarold: A teacher

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) U% n7 R) t* D/ `2 u2 YThe last one is GREAT!

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