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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' D |2 P; d" O% v, a2 c
Maria: Here it is. " t2 j0 j a& i, s7 u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 b# ?6 {- J( a' L5 F6 R4 `
Class: Maria. ( ~% v; G# K$ E" s. x
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , D+ h3 `- N$ V! L. `% g
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 x6 E, q0 K7 aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. S9 v$ H" c3 z# c3 q- YGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" i, a5 n& D2 Z6 P# y
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( r! `* H' ?- W
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: J; h E- l5 h* x. O" h" dDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 Z4 ]8 s+ B& `# D# P; E
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ u5 P- i" o2 nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , `/ |) J2 L9 F) B7 B
- H! Z8 S8 d0 B! i$ x2 Q. i1 HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : Z$ _4 B) T) `' h8 R& B, {
Winnie: Me! & \( J9 G7 I% D0 k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ p- C- U" z9 V6 K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 P7 K3 z! o) {% ?
. n2 W5 n" k r+ N" o( s1 v' UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " ~& U& K5 a, X/ }/ h1 I
Millie: I is...
( m: N% }) K ~8 n5 ~; |; X+ x! oTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( U& W2 C) }. j* E- x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 Q3 \9 s' ]9 i$ b! @1 k4 L3 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" d. {" w+ m" l2 G# j, m% k( YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 @* U3 o7 ~; K" S" [ p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- w) |0 l$ @. f9 d/ o- ]3 U2 AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 n, j f7 B/ c3 N& F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! G3 Y& t$ {$ u, y. tHarold: A teacher
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