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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & K0 }" H9 u% q, ^7 L4 p4 v5 [
Maria: Here it is.
& n8 E$ G* |4 ]+ W9 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & ^* B+ }# E) R! g8 c
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 `' N( s! j0 v& f! {3 L8 Z$ s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , e. }0 V' b8 O# j% W" I6 `- T/ E" _7 q
3 `" ^4 _8 v' J9 Y+ }0 u# LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' F- N* i6 w% G5 l5 F, l! N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: t. s7 w) E3 q, o$ O$ P5 i! ~0 TTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 U2 w: g$ |- _8 t( M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) m h( x, I4 V; `. tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 y8 \, X9 C x$ M" {' u" H
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 U8 w) p; E! r& d ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: b& [4 T) h& [! K9 Z5 l; wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ J' H6 d5 A4 c: R' `2 UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( T( R3 C, o6 B2 i8 `
Winnie: Me! ) Q/ q7 X( r1 R3 w& e+ ]5 V
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! i. ]& _: R* M* v3 O2 xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." S1 r# }3 _5 x9 ~
Millie: I is...
2 Q4 Q6 X# v5 \" B( a6 {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% ~: t' x7 Y4 _5 \4 ~6 w# RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ w7 Y2 T2 t9 K& f' JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 ?0 z, R X e6 X. s! X. o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' a, p7 D- [& {7 L# x1 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ M! h9 s+ O, o. b# L6 i8 Y! N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 n$ r M; ]6 U& f4 t! k' ]8 v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ P) E. U5 B/ r* TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - ^% ~ }$ c/ w2 g+ {
) M' i, Z& {7 r7 |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% X5 m ~/ i6 M" ]/ p/ q) PHarold: A teacher 8 g$ \$ t; }8 z
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