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5 Q9 Z% A* n* N7 w5 qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) l. o3 Z# U, v8 ~' S x: B
Maria: Here it is. - \* p8 \/ l# o: y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : _. i% K- [) [) n6 Q- U4 P
Class: Maria.
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! L! e1 X1 Q8 W7 K, K- j. d' r) m9 U5 n! WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 Y$ y& F- l; f) D
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 k- y" _5 }, z. PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 h4 @$ d; x- ]) Y. R# rTeacher: No, that's wrong / X, {0 F" [8 i) ~2 i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 V0 U K3 o& @7 h
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 G* j/ I9 z! m Z- w- J/ P' W3 CDonald: H I J K L M N O.
; l# u/ g: g& q8 c) r$ g% `+ iTeacher: What are you talking about? % x; \6 P5 P1 M" u: k/ G b, h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 B! M; B3 l' M4 ^0 X' M
2 G% K" y9 }5 ^& N+ r$ UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % S9 r- C% n7 D* e9 \1 P/ o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( d* b9 I( D6 o% h; Z3 ]. d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 O) Q4 E O3 y! l% ~' wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: D) y* J) r9 m$ GMillie: I is...
6 m1 [/ Z3 z# Z' p3 ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # j9 r2 Y- }& k; F; B/ a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 j1 W4 g: }7 \1 N) E8 I# I
% z/ H& G8 j! H5 y5 P8 MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% T+ ^! ~- o0 PLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , m* x: v: }# ~! S# ]
i+ @7 A9 x0 f$ ]& V$ p' oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" z" }5 y9 J$ O, j. n4 xSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & @4 R8 H0 H' x" E& @4 g' }
# Q5 Z3 U3 i. n% T5 [Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 l* b- g1 H/ ]( b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; x+ b! \! r1 {3 |
Harold: A teacher
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