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% L' p4 a6 E& F0 u6 WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. n2 `5 ?3 O" q
Maria: Here it is. 6 j+ b6 x2 l- i! n5 z3 ]! s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- I0 Q# W& g2 t; tClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! _7 |& K% U* W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: [2 e; [% @$ ?5 Y0 _) }! {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 y4 w1 W9 v2 F* @
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- B! \. X; ~1 f4 j9 s- D& NTeacher: No, that's wrong
% ^9 i3 P s( t' k/ `. K0 |, P5 ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 \3 }* m/ [) ~) P& X9 n
1 ]) r& c6 I1 o! X( T yTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 a& w6 v% {4 z# n X
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 ]+ s6 l' Z. C l# e! G; e1 HTeacher: What are you talking about? # v: O, u' ~8 K }. f# X+ d6 v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
e; z+ G! ~% ^* I6 a* eWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( |5 @; h5 v; y1 n4 }1 S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- O6 e l5 K8 c7 O5 j2 E) |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 X+ x( B4 D1 a/ A& z. E: i
Millie: I is... ! L6 H1 k" z& a; B3 Z- C$ q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! j& R. u5 @2 c- m3 d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 P* n$ o$ @$ B( o
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - T4 t7 ?% C- L+ p$ C+ {6 i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 q/ o7 g& X8 L
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; }( M6 f% Z4 V/ z5 GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 T; n9 [. l# W& \4 ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # U J/ Q$ B, i# R8 R
Harold: A teacher - g9 j; z% V' {9 I( H
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