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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- D% Z; B$ U; h. g# i( uMaria: Here it is.
7 N' N2 H+ j/ H, A) hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * D8 Q2 ~! [0 s j" c+ X' r# s0 k
Class: Maria.
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) p7 `- Q5 p! b/ k0 y- u* g0 C" RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% U7 p5 H0 t* }( @& hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' B) O7 K% V* D/ dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; `! d/ F6 h7 ^7 Z6 s/ R: n
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( G. ?6 T% {% y* a5 t& rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& B( |4 W1 \4 l( B, R0 E; q7 b8 Z& HDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ [+ T( H5 |. B V' \3 e
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* F' {9 W, U4 T, M5 T2 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 T) e) f( S& B, I! ]1 RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- ~( q& `/ K5 I& N, rWinnie: Me! " s/ t& z; z3 e# y6 @" H F
; H9 E% Q1 _$ B9 b( oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 t$ o- \& b$ hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , K% f# V/ y. P2 n, b% j! F
; i- h5 c1 x' S$ \9 l2 |& ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, v% \ d$ f2 ^Millie: I is... ! t. P- C# Y; P% I+ j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- P+ ?/ {) n6 fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& J) h: d2 n( W. m6 U6 y, r" i& C STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 Y# o5 y. s4 U) `$ A( c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - T g0 m) Q. [2 J& M4 [
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# T: j+ s7 M) O' \5 t% c" O0 K/ D- o2 _6 gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; H3 m1 d( E' o7 {' N! _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! l" @# {5 g3 F2 H0 O/ LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) Q' N5 ~/ n0 \, q2 x" F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" g/ s/ E7 K' y3 X7 A0 lHarold: A teacher - u* j0 h, U- S; V1 e$ f4 i' j
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