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( J5 B; ^* B- iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! p p, T- K; ^; e
Maria: Here it is.
: F. ?1 z2 _& j( [" W5 _Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; y* }# N2 {/ r" Y( f8 s6 L% _4 I
Class: Maria. ! S" F6 q$ }' f
0 [9 l- {# p) t5 c1 ?) d3 B% b" MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % _6 V! c% f% w. d8 o2 t
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 Z! Q; ^; Z, H" q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % n7 F, o$ T0 I0 Q+ w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' Z2 R5 D ]- n: \- [1 ]Teacher: No, that's wrong
# R% L/ @- F" A+ t( SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # {: Z$ j8 ~0 M7 F; d5 ?* M7 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ ^/ R. r) w B$ U$ } W s0 a
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ n n+ ?" R# P2 R) t) s) X7 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - u: Z0 A" ^. q' G( l/ k j7 H
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 }( ~. f/ _2 k- ^4 q
Winnie: Me! 4 @: j8 n2 l" k2 h# [
" E R0 g# d- T/ p5 R. kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( l% i) J: o3 M( w* K7 |6 o" G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! C% Q; I1 y }5 G) C9 {9 N& }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' p% `( Y) g5 B. _2 b- b8 ~0 ]Millie: I is... ) y! k. S2 P+ c# Y7 {" u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * A4 S9 z( w; k! Q$ {$ l) E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! D# ]! N, [+ d# s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 w8 ^! S2 y t' c
2 a% @$ H, i7 m KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 [/ k2 A' H7 T& uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' g7 [7 M4 @. e1 J4 N# b# \) j
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 T# q( }+ Y" j9 f% c8 t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ T) N6 f' C% R. D
Harold: A teacher # j7 A' o D+ z9 c- L% u
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