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8 g& I1 w1 |7 P, W4 uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 Y/ O5 g4 E7 S" YMaria: Here it is. # ~9 y1 |; j) f- h2 N; l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ w5 G' o" l& i9 w
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; v: r& M. i# G* [9 c; x+ gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
k& O( u0 U& |# ~1 |4 ?) QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! k1 p; s3 ^* p# a
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ q; }( P+ n% x4 E; A0 {9 v9 YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. n& m! L/ ?% k4 l8 {
6 j( K+ U$ W! M# F; I" uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & }- j" \4 `* i: F0 l/ T, h% U. @
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' B f: a4 {" Z( h: N
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# C K0 L, a$ p& _6 P7 q" {2 PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + v y- a& n% s' r7 `- z& [! c% g
4 N" Q0 E7 w9 `: a, zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% T0 ]' v' B* HWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 E5 K* w9 \/ r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. b2 A* v) D+ J; qTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 E& H* P% X# ~; Z- g$ d# h
Millie: I is... & _% W8 v2 |6 i4 X; X: \% I/ I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( @# ]: _5 [7 v3 U6 Z( cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 m! n4 l/ e9 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 I* g0 ?) W# H
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) ]0 @. b7 ]; D7 M, m7 ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" t4 ]6 D7 P( I7 S* lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; G& M7 ]9 Z, d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( p& q, T5 @6 a
Harold: A teacher ) w w% S3 z: ^2 F- D! l) C" \
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