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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . D9 m2 q. X/ v/ m/ m! Y+ c4 H
Maria: Here it is.
9 @$ M0 _ e. VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 i n! i* \# z% h' xClass: Maria. 6 V' l; C$ R" W% m, C0 j9 u
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. S2 `7 C8 Q0 C5 Q% NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( |" Q2 \8 Y6 Z+ [2 h# M ^- p
- X: N, f9 Z8 q$ X5 |7 ~0 |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ I6 [7 u8 T! [# z5 T# ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% x) ~$ J8 I5 n" @* I3 fTeacher: No, that's wrong # L2 ^: \2 I- u. w0 b8 A3 m
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) T9 s7 `2 P9 Q" V. R a
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 |9 q2 h/ b, L, U2 C4 l
Teacher: What are you talking about? . F$ r8 @+ T; i7 v. B3 E+ N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # o+ V1 a- l. \9 }0 e- y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - ^9 i2 Z1 |* c# L) p' I
Winnie: Me! % H5 J" M6 m! k4 J/ L" V
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 x! Y" y5 ^) q' B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ G$ ~' E7 f2 N# U0 xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 e5 F2 h+ s' Q. s7 r
Millie: I is...
$ B R9 J4 t2 b- cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ Z7 A) { b0 J. Y9 mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , E, K" p3 @- T9 t/ |9 {
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, n1 W, J, B" p0 F6 yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - v: n' t5 b0 a2 e$ _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. s! T9 }# r. p+ J" UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / q$ K& L. T( M# |( I9 Y$ i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + O6 x# f W* {/ E
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; s& B- s- i' \# eHarold: A teacher
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