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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! T7 Q" d) K& t7 A0 I* SMaria: Here it is.
0 G$ A; @& m" ~. D$ [/ k* mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . t) C* E/ i: ]* Q5 L' ~: U
Class: Maria.
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2 U1 ~! u9 U9 k) W) ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 f2 ]. v) g! t* U. X* \- Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' \( Z F' W9 K. V/ D9 M
( l' M8 n2 s8 l! n* m5 L7 G! eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 A# Z* v% l6 C2 {" h6 Z8 oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 F. ~8 [) X1 A) UTeacher: No, that's wrong . R7 Y1 c6 }, B5 t; Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' ^# \+ S: }+ O: A, y! D% o, xDonald: H I J K L M N O.
R) q8 T: P2 p I3 [Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 l4 U3 E5 d8 \4 R( G- d1 L( Y$ `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) h) a. W, Q+ E( C: j7 E- Y+ hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , i; N) t- C& K1 J+ R2 l
Winnie: Me!
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7 ]9 J$ z4 J: J* WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 x4 X' O! x6 G. m- r$ ~9 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 E: D' x; f) n: V8 n: n9 `( QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! L9 i2 i% O' d0 C/ YMillie: I is... ! A: O& i& \5 j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- T2 X+ z' h/ r+ t1 w* lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & e* E) n7 z. ^7 {/ k' r1 @4 v7 q
, ?- @9 R& C7 i* \ |" _" ?* S" A" H8 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 W# C }0 f$ l3 m, U: ~% gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 f) n' C( X. T$ QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 ^9 _# _# G' s$ y5 {$ }, V* c6 O
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / b$ e1 A) D; b( G) L- G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 p- i% n9 O' x5 I% t& E0 \Harold: A teacher 4 Q9 g9 [/ ]9 t
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