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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % h! r- f, S- B
Maria: Here it is. 1 [ ? W; B8 K5 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& y5 N j2 x7 a% u, g ^Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, H3 E2 d R* i" M6 D. P6 aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 N: W. u& t8 _5 @1 x- U& lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* ^" J3 _ x8 f3 aTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 ^% t. X; k/ w0 E' S: m# \& J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 p L. x: G+ j
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! b2 q" p0 s" J! i6 y1 \' TDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 X; f: N5 m* b: u0 D
Teacher: What are you talking about? g( d3 [- c3 W i; P/ q( u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 [, {6 z9 i: H4 H6 F
/ ?* H5 z* F! C$ T# W6 B k2 OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : g# X! }" n& P0 k
Winnie: Me! ) G- S/ Q( B2 B4 b
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 X) s9 X# O% r n4 C" _
Millie: I is... ! R; p$ S( E+ M$ D( i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 w: L- U; r& o; l2 S' m; hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 B# g$ q7 ]% X( y; ^. _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & _0 }# B7 p! @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* c+ X3 x" N. s7 _) {, pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 T/ {5 S2 H; b. i. D, ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; W+ A/ a/ k* f+ q. X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + R8 t m) b+ y
Harold: A teacher ' t) {/ p8 _. A5 u6 h
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