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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 V' T7 R: J3 R2 z4 x! d1 @# _Maria: Here it is. 3 Q2 d3 H- a) M3 X+ M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 a; f+ s5 B9 @5 ~( ^: nClass: Maria. 5 `* M* r( H* v4 ~# Z7 P
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* l4 g1 m- W* y8 A. ?, eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' ?8 ?- F/ @ _( Q j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ a$ R+ G5 A) J( N; ?8 o; Q: C7 M hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " Z9 ? P y0 I# g) O0 e( b8 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 [( J$ j" n5 L, H. U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, K# o* q4 A( p8 D5 N# DTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * `9 x B- m. X! c4 x9 W/ [
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ; F' e% B1 r9 ~! ?
Teacher: What are you talking about? # a! `$ V$ @. i1 ]9 |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' p# V$ |! F0 i) Z7 p9 jWinnie: Me!
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* h0 ` C; Z+ e' Y' zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* J: t( [* h) g6 yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , a3 N8 i. a, @1 k
7 U1 C/ ]9 P s: }" W% KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." I+ _9 q$ A1 g+ K0 I' ~3 n0 z
Millie: I is... ' o$ h/ B1 w8 m; b$ I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + F1 z# k( Z4 _. d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 f) V$ I9 I( X( F; H5 O+ m1 d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' y! G. y4 y6 W% k1 O( _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 h8 u. { i7 F# ]) kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- [/ r/ H& @! r4 Z1 r1 nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% v4 B* [$ {% z2 @$ BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! D( [4 r [: Z; ~
# r* E& S) O1 P) |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" b, b2 A, J1 q8 qHarold: A teacher 3 _. \& ]: }0 x0 ^
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