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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 U- b3 V0 p, Y2 P0 O( ^Maria: Here it is. 3 ?; B- n) e7 S! D1 X" p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) ]* k' v, q6 mClass: Maria. & B* X; U! \' T8 M7 t0 R, i
1 \2 X: i% e; E: y. _) kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 K% a) z# L. XJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 Z; }) x: O' h% C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# l9 c- O+ A3 J* @$ U& r% `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. e$ l- _ x kTeacher: No, that's wrong / B& \. m0 l( ?4 ^3 @; \+ n
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' M3 j8 z/ N- V2 l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * s. l6 t7 U0 H7 j9 g- T2 z% N
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 b. r8 d' U* MTeacher: What are you talking about?
7 r0 l( p, }) O: ?- |7 gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) C! V# F2 X' K) F: G" K& ^$ @+ J5 |
Winnie: Me!
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) U0 ^6 m# d) W) Z6 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # z% ]3 y* K. B- H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / S' {, g& g$ I7 F1 }; f, |
# h1 U$ z# K/ T: k4 T# HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 X6 w/ ]0 m; w# V0 B% L
Millie: I is... 3 _. I, w5 F2 P1 k; |9 @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! P# d/ T Y+ O U w5 a: [3 UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 Y1 N6 s; Q' Z
J, ]8 k) V+ _$ u: U- W ]& lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' X- v' F, A8 ~- ]& O4 e9 mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ Z" @+ k5 w; {$ X3 w! ?& j: KSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; u* q$ A; d; A- B4 ?; h4 Q( z) ^2 L
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- p& z. e$ t' T9 d$ {- {1 `% ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * z% m( `6 n, N. I$ b- _ B
7 j% V8 n& W8 ?* e% Y! n3 ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " v: \ c+ w s C1 x8 h$ U
Harold: A teacher + C+ {; v- {0 a7 t) p
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