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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 ?/ O' n: b( o ?# DMaria: Here it is.
! Z8 _' G, J0 T( M' c1 P3 |) D yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # u+ ~# j% @& X- x
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 b) J+ [+ e4 Y% gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / N3 L& w+ a+ R8 S6 Q8 s8 w! \
0 i0 Z# x* n4 ]$ t* h1 X; ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" k2 s+ M$ Q* O; W. L! Y, S" _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; i1 Q' r! o$ m+ ~0 L0 k5 eTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 y t1 w* f! E7 I4 n' k% J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 H5 o9 S) O$ r# z8 E: YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! \: }1 s* L! M, f# xTeacher: What are you talking about? ; q9 A* g/ i& {5 d
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ e, [, b' m/ p
' b* F% ^( U' [$ DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 k7 I1 t9 `. E7 `
Winnie: Me!
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- m* K7 V: k( @% kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : f8 v1 p( w+ o9 X8 K1 b6 h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , v! \7 G/ z3 I0 N9 E' o8 @0 V
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ e* I) G6 ?2 @+ O( O
Millie: I is... a4 p8 B& r, l3 r8 t! j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # c' `) {9 l5 E7 Z" k' @3 U; G0 u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % Q, v3 b& i3 @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; H' A- C, f5 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - o! D X; Q* G% x. P5 Y0 g' @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " k. N( u7 p$ d# t+ O+ w1 ^0 R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! L" o+ M4 L- u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. S/ d; I; g; n& D" F, u
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 Y- M5 `6 I5 h! R0 X2 y
Harold: A teacher 4 c% m/ V& |$ n9 ]
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