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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) m" ]* ?. H! s+ C6 T' }4 j
Maria: Here it is.
/ Q' U, i+ L+ U4 F3 KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ }! D" W7 i+ k$ _9 K' \( ~. ?Class: Maria.
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' ~% d/ c; U" J* ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% p0 ~5 n2 } p3 k" kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " w4 B$ E \% ~5 d
- d7 n1 T* W0 NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# `- r3 X+ C9 p) ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 t. {4 r1 ~/ a' H$ ?! y- k
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 n3 }* ~/ a: F; ^# g, g) O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ q4 p8 c( l8 Y+ z2 }% p
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) w% W7 I! e3 }Teacher: What are you talking about?
. B# E B: e/ U! g: N8 gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 V& ?2 f- Q% O3 K% N) l
; n3 a8 W( m! Q; l( T* K0 cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 S1 D5 e# Q' t9 k2 d# ?/ a3 s3 JWinnie: Me! $ U/ A0 ?; v6 S9 ]5 |/ q; m
7 z; a: n: ~ c7 |+ h+ QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 c5 c5 [% ?: I* u0 `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . _! K; i6 X% u3 x8 X( p Y' c- {
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 b7 P9 ~/ B/ d9 }% O, K
Millie: I is... 7 \0 L8 s: O4 }7 [2 x# c2 z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 X! ~( H* U3 ~6 X4 [! q+ r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 f7 |- F) }6 b" b) V0 Q2 PLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 p W& k) \# \
|% L3 \7 ?, p* E3 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * ~0 p5 l$ Q8 @" z, s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 R$ w1 ]6 E4 A! [! kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: w. j/ ^& r t: C% R3 B' D, F1 JHarold: A teacher
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