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4 Q- L0 O% Y! ^& N% W1 ATeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( f: n, [; P, a. p2 FMaria: Here it is.
- Q3 }+ C5 \! p& CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' C# s. z9 ]5 ?7 bClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) {! L0 Z# f5 m* d8 c7 |
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 c: d0 Z: L2 o! V p+ ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" _' H4 y/ A0 `9 X8 S4 j: `
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 L: x6 Y5 ?9 F: B6 C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # N% t7 j7 j9 u% ~1 G" ?
0 q2 Z4 x" B. c- T8 [$ WTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 w+ a& c( x+ [* M9 `' P7 O4 w
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ ^, F7 J% ?. \" g
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! K5 u" a5 d2 m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 ~" _9 Y$ e! [0 y0 ?6 Z ^
Winnie: Me! : r% _* z" ?' h: C, m0 T; w
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / i0 a7 H |2 I3 J$ W2 _2 S" `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( i& Z4 E2 S& `
9 F! l1 w; \' h" z3 |; ^$ WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! ]& a M; V( L1 [& m
Millie: I is...
2 N; ]- G+ l- r E. mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : ]+ G, N. A' o2 L3 i7 i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 u& w6 f$ c. r$ C6 [0 M0 ~
/ ?0 F6 z+ t% J7 N" _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( x0 E- a0 s: x! F T& m5 ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % u" l- k3 ~0 G' U. `3 U5 @& f
) r1 U/ h+ j5 l iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % ?* z' ?" O/ L4 ` g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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z" Y$ Z! p# ]0 d& O% @8 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : B6 P& ^" w; ~+ R. v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * a/ {, e( E! g1 b, T+ ?9 ^. E7 o
) V2 ~8 @! ^% ^5 U. fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& E; E: \$ C# h6 YHarold: A teacher ) S2 h8 U/ {& V* a
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