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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. h% t8 b: M1 b: p ~. S+ iMaria: Here it is. 6 F4 I* ~8 w% _* n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 {/ m' _8 d3 K: O: b% }Class: Maria.
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4 y7 q, d( F) p& I; Z$ m& qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 H/ X+ U% F- a! h
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 x( ^# t0 @+ q: ^: i5 d
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 I- B9 x6 K, e7 d$ dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* _3 k6 c1 k- P4 D7 G5 x+ w6 uTeacher: No, that's wrong * J" N8 r; u: {* {0 d! A( i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " a6 f/ _! Q- L1 v1 _6 B
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 z9 `4 W3 S: y4 c) BTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 _6 c2 T4 \9 z1 `* w/ UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 h' i( t$ j( e& |- {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 y" O9 G4 u1 R
Winnie: Me!
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J$ A; {% F- ~: CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) \: i, e) U1 X9 @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 z; r% m6 D- H, ~( `9 F8 {! |. U
' f$ M5 P) m5 \9 R# w1 A% y+ [" ~. gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " d0 }, I$ m2 t' j E6 u# j
Millie: I is...
3 x* M7 U- P, ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 n9 c) e$ P: \# @0 S2 Q0 ?: H: z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; X! n0 y( U7 a8 \: ]$ A% ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# C# w) ^' A, k" YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 T! f) c+ J- h/ V3 m! h) R
* J3 E% {# m& u/ @* tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! L+ F5 m2 l- d# ?" f ^$ h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( M$ u# I9 _+ P/ O1 @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 }% Y. X( J6 V) u, _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 Q Y! O! ?% P2 \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 @& }9 V, Z; t) u+ M6 WHarold: A teacher # y C. l7 I8 b( d
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