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9 c) F7 z9 |( D* d7 {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 j p' a" s9 b5 v+ Y) o
Maria: Here it is.
8 z6 A/ z$ g# F" ]5 a ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # b) v! J' n) C0 s4 i1 m
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
H0 m' P1 T( u* R6 s4 H3 ]John: You told me to do it without using tables. " U! `# P6 f* b3 E! x
$ _5 X4 l- u7 H$ [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, V2 @: |" k) \7 u0 aGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" @/ j7 B4 T u
Teacher: No, that's wrong " p% y$ v7 |4 H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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N/ `) L9 K0 b5 \4 gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 P' `- m6 N1 V$ |5 uDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' e+ D: `6 Q0 K1 w- x8 K5 L, {9 yTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 k" ]" V) K2 _7 R8 a2 VDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! X* e% k3 Q1 q# a8 Z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " {7 @$ |9 V7 }2 m3 r7 W8 r
Winnie: Me!
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( ]! b' z+ i4 a* t- K! E' ~8 CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 d2 I5 n' M% Q# r% j% v
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 F! N/ G1 t9 Y; o% l0 b- W* d
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 t' T) J; ]1 C! O- d/ [" X
Millie: I is... $ l( k' H$ L% T7 B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 @, H% q: d1 X& r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( E6 N" T4 z8 ]* j
8 ?8 A {3 _2 J5 I' yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, q8 @5 P9 g9 G& C7 F# Z0 j3 a' DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ ~5 h0 j- w( ?7 p. k, V$ Z# {
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( k3 K( Q/ z! @+ ]: pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 \3 z$ [7 Z5 ~
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ \" S% F+ V$ p4 e& q" DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 f \, i6 a5 \) B+ m
- l1 X, `+ E% g0 a0 L( k1 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) ~+ C/ ^( _) |/ t7 P% \" ?
Harold: A teacher
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