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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 C M: q, Q' O; l. e
Maria: Here it is.
) L/ O4 r8 v3 d TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 k# {; {' r! L L( l
Class: Maria. : R. [) }+ v; G: j* E. J
" ^7 Y/ ~' D1 BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 w. M2 |; V5 T; G, U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . y5 v @2 m p) w% [
6 M2 \$ I* t! J8 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 G# Z/ G* @/ X4 {Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' Z* d. D: q* V3 V
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ W1 N$ X& |. V- y1 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / M1 c3 r' V9 E3 {
( G/ E; @1 H- GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' R& V, c* {9 r dDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 b' P- f% s9 E& `9 y2 x3 l1 {5 P
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, T) k- G4 f9 s) Q3 r- CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 N$ c1 Z8 o& X2 c$ k* P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 |& @# o% T" M/ F1 C8 sWinnie: Me!
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' N+ b5 U- B! r. B# k; CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 k5 X5 v' D2 }/ Q! j5 \" CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / \" j( V' f+ k! Q! w% p: Q# g/ q
- ^5 d* {. f* O' t9 F5 V- rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( e+ H. S. l. D7 U( U- ]5 n
Millie: I is... ; E0 A$ P3 r) `, v6 T' B! ~6 [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 i% h6 X4 l% L) FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * d) ^1 K2 s6 u1 M) l" h/ Q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . n3 I$ I" B: V. K+ ~+ t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 U1 D$ S* B! @% ~2 y3 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) p4 \- e _' q: m) b* t+ HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / u* o% B2 b4 @6 o! h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% P) ~5 j8 f+ ]# }3 E) U% N0 ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 x3 S; P! b1 ?6 d4 a9 k! [( ~
Harold: A teacher
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