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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ ]- R+ V4 J: ?" H* BMaria: Here it is. 5 w' V" Q3 a3 a# @' S% d/ `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) [7 [9 Z6 c, X. d
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & t3 P/ e3 I) Q# z8 K3 D! Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' u. D, O, k9 f! u, S) QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 [& a) \ @( G: a0 I% g6 ] |
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
g% q( V6 ` I$ x* e$ _- pTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 ] n+ _( U" o0 U% ]* r/ X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & Q/ ^4 A0 b, k3 \% u+ a& K
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 F" V9 V$ h, P. H5 ~& U4 T" u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 k* `' A6 ]8 H8 B6 H2 I: i
Teacher: What are you talking about? , B$ @3 ^( H4 S& ]2 T- [, M! V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 \) k! X/ ?2 c9 w2 _; m$ W7 B
4 E: n/ K8 E- O l; z, ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& ]1 }. Y. y1 ]$ t* Z, bWinnie: Me!
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9 L8 Q: G8 [# Z) H5 t( [) KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 D7 M6 t' i7 d6 v" ?7 uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . a: X9 \4 ]( Z/ Z
Millie: I is... 0 p; A( W% e: \" Q7 l8 d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , z/ K# j, }2 y+ q/ v* c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( w/ ]2 E; x* E) E0 B) O4 E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ n* Y4 _# V$ l( t" C4 v5 GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 k* y# }* v/ V; X# B" r( n- y* TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 `3 K6 C4 t- k, J) ^1 Q# W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 t3 h/ E7 C$ jHarold: A teacher 0 s3 l1 H: y( Q {1 s
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