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' O6 ?5 {/ D/ ATeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 _' s9 j! n9 wMaria: Here it is.
+ [! w& Y4 N9 T+ V/ N6 C8 STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ W3 J, p Q* b& v1 V7 h
Class: Maria.
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8 z8 L$ I/ v. bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 S; C* ]4 J2 C s* K0 v, X. z5 w- q. qJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( T# J% C ~# ?" S2 e! U
( x7 [+ d4 c4 k V$ {& mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( J) L' q8 y0 x8 ~1 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ B/ S# `1 D6 _, @0 i' M. kTeacher: No, that's wrong - H0 S5 \ @$ U- D: @+ N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; l" @3 A; b" t( s
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 m- h/ U- J& h% X5 W+ r e8 T& ZTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 S3 x, Q6 c, M% h% ]; V& l: p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) c( s5 M/ Z9 h& v0 U: `
2 w! _9 c, E1 {( W& XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' C4 U( J3 M7 ~1 M }
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
F2 X. X$ J& E4 @Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 b* A0 _6 g8 Z$ u8 U) v* f H
Millie: I is...
* W& b' V9 f' [- ?$ CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * I! c8 ~0 i E* w1 u$ V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 Z& F' o" k5 `- P( O5 a9 [" O; ~& F Q* Q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - e& l2 K6 X8 e u) c" {, y; e* e' H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! |& o M& q* v( x3 u |3 w& ], I' u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 x$ O6 O+ W5 i9 e g3 U2 Z) YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 c+ ^! W" N7 Q1 F' T/ w
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 }, [1 k& ~ { I1 \6 z4 E$ gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . G* ^+ f: X: t
Harold: A teacher 9 b3 W9 e9 X8 _- s8 M7 [/ H1 L. v
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