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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 o1 W9 G# c! E+ M' p! q+ f6 w5 `Maria: Here it is. ) u" G) o# M5 \6 o, Z; y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / v6 A& R: N+ v
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & o7 M( h# F* `7 w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , u& N( t; p! Z/ c
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. y3 `6 N6 \; Y( W5 r7 WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% d2 c0 E P9 s# K: r0 c- zTeacher: No, that's wrong ( n6 B+ x1 ?: T* k# R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; I6 V2 q* g* }% B* QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ f7 T7 H) l3 d6 Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + w6 j8 ^' v& H Q; ~
Teacher: What are you talking about? / k/ K7 Z' Q f. ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 D4 p- x3 ]8 c3 w0 e% oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& z% ] b' E! R& b+ s$ {9 tWinnie: Me!
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$ t, g% P: T+ E/ r6 s0 ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) O, e7 Z4 E* G. I y5 A: Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 \# _, X8 R' L$ x" P* rMillie: I is... " T/ T# |5 m( N0 N0 _# S1 d& x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" A& y* G! C- i# N2 u% g8 WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( d/ S. o# U( s& _5 fTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
t: A3 d8 @ D" HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! N/ _' B" A( [& I" s8 X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / {8 u- J U7 |: z0 W; a
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. u8 V& F+ f) NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) u4 B i) X# [7 Q; U5 X) |
% |: q2 }6 T3 l/ W. P) ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . A( j9 p$ F7 \1 \! g j7 ]# O
Harold: A teacher 8 n; Q7 [" \+ y5 ?
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