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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, a" J7 t/ j1 Z* r! T0 tMaria: Here it is.
$ N; c$ B$ |# L- ^" b6 T0 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 z( |4 Z2 J- f$ H4 H5 [2 q0 P
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ }+ Y5 N/ Z6 s! W$ _7 }' EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & G) ~7 B9 k* ]$ b/ t
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; C6 y3 p+ C# R/ |, w5 u% ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % F, q, ]1 b, t Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; w# Q' Y0 z2 y% `! X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & U; {( p( z) f( h! X3 P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 \) b& b* a3 _. n0 v: mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 q# v( a& _1 g/ n" BTeacher: What are you talking about?
) }) L E0 T. c7 Y7 S$ }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ P/ c. I# p! m" U- o, Z$ @2 U gWinnie: Me! 8 q7 s+ o6 Y' q/ F- d! F
# u3 g/ y: X0 X! O/ H, ]- y$ HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 r9 E$ s2 O+ K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ |: D A0 b# R' C; VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : M7 S; r) o6 z N3 _
Millie: I is... " ^, `) [8 ]# ?# d2 O0 G; d3 x3 k9 M A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 I! k0 C/ J( }+ p. q" C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% D9 G7 u$ k# c& Q: F/ OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 q( ?& X7 t# U7 n8 r4 f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 {3 U# ^ g5 z; A8 C
5 m6 j- Z7 o; R- F6 f" u8 l' y, V& iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' I( u# ?4 P) q0 u4 B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- ^, x! k6 E2 M6 w: F d- {; zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 ]' y- v( A; ?( S7 }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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[ t& w: _! kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 s& A4 l: h$ Z1 f7 p, r
Harold: A teacher
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