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- M' U1 V' y, l0 W7 ]3 t3 lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ b( n6 F) R% M/ fMaria: Here it is. + S% Z, ?6 j) V a/ W
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( P4 Q3 P5 D8 o7 G5 j J4 {) L$ B
Class: Maria.
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5 z! I3 p; k/ M9 mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % _' G1 r+ N; k( a9 V0 w
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" l2 f1 x$ i7 _/ C) h' g. G# ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ H! U; D' O( O0 b8 {! R* L# H4 e2 I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! Z) A8 G& b2 m( z F/ uTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 f3 n5 j1 n) S# t" S% L4 l) e7 BGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 v: x" N Z& }3 ]
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' x; S0 V7 w" F% SDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; }/ r1 M& a% Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? % h% n& V/ D+ N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * D8 Y W! `) e/ L2 o" ]! [
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + M3 K Z& y' {! e0 c6 y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( l$ Z+ ~! p7 D8 a: X
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ p" A3 y' w3 t/ l4 y- K8 U7 dMillie: I is... 1 `/ ~/ @& c0 s+ Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ {3 P: L" f0 x8 BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + P+ r* \9 @) X3 U( n
2 E+ D7 L! W- J$ v- e) p# q' e3 c1 BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 j: a4 g8 T, Y7 U9 E5 T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & G, t. G6 z0 h
# Q9 J% A5 a) @) wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " a* k0 K: j c6 q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # j- m) r: U- B/ {6 \& T/ z+ C
% z3 L& M4 A7 n: j0 p$ s8 JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + w! ?, F3 X2 Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 W6 k7 u" S s8 u! h- M( \9 A
1 `5 e) @ P8 E6 y; DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) y+ D9 F; j% O7 L2 p) e! N
Harold: A teacher 3 S7 p+ c; r9 Y
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