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9 w/ A( g% i1 z- w+ _6 ?Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 i6 ?$ N# r% t5 X1 tMaria: Here it is. : n8 t4 [- o G4 l- t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 Z& s8 M" o4 [$ B- b4 L3 LClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! U+ _# C7 |9 J/ t" @" GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 r; M( d j0 u0 i& c' H. ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 ^) @; g# F0 j0 G
Teacher: No, that's wrong - c: C. Q$ x0 G3 U$ _# S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ X6 l. c# n8 z$ l5 S
, N! l0 ?0 M5 ?. P9 b; ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? g" K$ e4 o8 H6 i( @6 R C1 p# G
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ I2 C0 V5 R- `! fTeacher: What are you talking about? : |5 h( R) ~0 m4 \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: B l+ b0 L+ ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 S- d4 }, Q# jWinnie: Me! * E+ Q% }) I7 a3 X. g9 R+ s
9 U9 I7 ]5 j8 u4 |% Q/ pTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * n& l* q' Y L* O- s. X$ X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 b+ \' ?5 Y- _, |- }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 h& r# R8 E: \/ EMillie: I is... 4 E# b8 n4 B+ W0 A' l# K) I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & E, z3 U# k' X$ Q* b3 n# [
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . l/ ~' X9 B, [* M7 f, D1 r8 N
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# r% J4 W" ?# G3 b# JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. c9 T6 D% m: u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; a, q0 w' o! M ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 D/ c; a8 a3 z; W S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 I5 Q2 d& d! ~5 h: Y5 \: BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 h& w( e+ G# i% b' E, N
Harold: A teacher
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