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5 S4 D+ L5 R% F( Y& sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( q# n* d, _" V5 J f) h- o
Maria: Here it is.
3 [* T$ k( f0 |$ D8 \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " |; [ G- N5 p9 G! K
Class: Maria.
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/ w. g" c) T' oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; ~8 _" [6 H7 n. D6 x7 k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 i) F6 [% @5 y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' n8 S) _1 Z% ~- h
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 u* a+ |) n5 x. g! V! K8 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + o* v+ s+ s3 |- I" `
+ O; M; e. i! ]; ?) v3 \) B; VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & A. ]- m2 e4 d. `" w0 j: a1 Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( X3 K! b6 _1 a& h- v0 }
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 i) o# p! Z& T0 `, qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 }$ {$ ~* @1 w6 lWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 _2 ^$ T7 W$ S' t5 c3 Y" `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ p) p* ]* u1 l) E- G6 l- b
Millie: I is... ; N$ G- V% R) r- }) A- h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( ]+ H' }! f9 e9 c5 Y+ M' ~, |+ mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; s5 [* R+ ]/ O0 D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # k8 R2 q, M5 |9 w) s7 K* F, Y
# a; G- ^' m @) d& T; Y9 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! l# ]. W; k! VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 \/ _ I3 _/ P* a. [6 [# u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 b Z% e# e4 b( w4 h) C
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! B" J4 t$ ]" f4 \ V
Harold: A teacher
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