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( g) [0 S* `+ A6 E9 [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 i: K. N" L9 z& C) D1 Z
Maria: Here it is.
& d7 U/ S. S# G9 ]4 b/ U4 xTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 ?* k7 _1 f' O7 C! ^9 G6 S) Y# d- b
Class: Maria.
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0 e9 I* d8 L3 m$ p& ?6 C y# S4 OTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
G3 Q! Y' L1 ?+ A+ T H; y- z3 KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 W I! D% o3 q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 p, t" V0 a! w$ j. g i6 f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 v( _" p5 W, x. C7 I: K
Teacher: No, that's wrong : R5 w' ^" s6 Q' V% q- f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 I, F/ t* t* \, K, uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " \* ^) @& y6 l" O, \, \& w
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, g7 w. y8 K8 M% ^( M7 O4 STeacher: What are you talking about? $ b- e& {# ^+ J5 h; Y! A* ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + E# ?6 O3 B q8 S! o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# h* m- q( w* }( z( `Winnie: Me!
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7 i! G) W- ~; c( ~) r. G0 z9 qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* a4 u% c3 ` P4 ~! R3 j% q# u* {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; v, A1 g, @( K- ^; M1 zMillie: I is...
# @& {0 v# j+ n3 sTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " X" G9 Q, V/ P% x1 o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 q+ U; z8 C: E' ~) r% E9 `2 b! v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # t B4 b* q/ {
' {7 d" ~# S* o5 @$ }9 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 @. P4 u; y2 C% O$ }
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 H& x$ O4 m& H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' G. Z+ V* t; R8 x5 X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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n# h2 K7 u7 {. l0 c: FTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 _! i( z) X; I+ |
Harold: A teacher
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