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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & v2 P# N" f$ ~. m7 ~
Maria: Here it is.
% e& l7 M; y: jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , r1 D; s& [' u1 L
Class: Maria. u+ O- \+ \( Z) x& p
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: G3 R, o0 I! f. {John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 |* Q5 s* Y+ O+ J* ]! ?; BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & K$ `3 Z/ g. V: U9 A0 Q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 G7 W0 G% Y: u2 u9 E# [+ h; {/ V4 rTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 R$ J% Z$ t- V VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; d: X, j5 }! H: q
( g* H5 x" c) L( z3 \* ~+ M0 dTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 D9 G( A4 B5 f
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. H3 t2 S9 F* o- X( pTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 `1 R. O: Y1 _8 H% y% Y+ r7 G) m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . j! c1 P: U; t# n- X; v
, \2 l- t8 Z( l' P. F% P/ {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 ]8 ~% w6 p8 {7 u0 G' h* u* }
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 a) h3 ^7 t. j! i/ x& j! lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; h, x! V+ Q1 c" V/ j% _
9 U+ Z+ \9 L$ [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 y0 d0 A' D- S# y; n! fMillie: I is... - C7 {4 X5 S7 t3 V; w, D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& l) F6 s. v( H, j) |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. @* b% d G- P' { D3 STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / ^0 r; P& t. U/ b+ J, o4 _+ Z7 O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 ^2 h* }$ I+ X, ^( Z# p1 L5 x+ TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " D+ ]6 }% \- b% S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- R7 _) t C5 s) B) ^+ [9 J3 k! fTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 y$ ?% e9 n/ I/ { U2 eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 H8 [; u" J- q* N8 U, M
Harold: A teacher 8 I# E! s' X* R3 Z5 }/ v+ j" w. q! W N
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