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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : o( u& ?6 j$ ` s# `2 o, o
Maria: Here it is. f9 e% ~# y9 d8 B1 b& j& p" ~
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 ]- D( O! B6 B& q; ]
Class: Maria. 4 l- O' t# |9 k! ]- N' G8 x
# Q6 O6 |$ _9 C' p8 X) ?% MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ F/ S% ?' k; w2 w$ @ L+ JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 ~5 V% v8 S; [, T4 i+ Y8 d1 ^
% z' z5 Z% H7 g2 t2 jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( \* p6 Q3 f% ^; Z. D5 F* y6 [ h" H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, L2 ^: n$ U4 R% a2 t4 V" MTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 o0 {& T0 @, h0 A' X0 \- b. G! c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 o; k- Q5 W5 F& O# S* i
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + ~. Z% S9 a4 i
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 M" b1 t; z2 l- K$ q2 E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" g0 A9 w. g0 hWinnie: Me!
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4 N& V/ J5 ^/ ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. ^* n1 @7 R- CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 q) {' E" K$ `" D; @2 YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " v, ^1 W/ H" H6 C* A" D
Millie: I is...
' m! C: S& v! e" DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: X2 F% S* j- { T; R9 tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. L5 U2 M7 \! ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 ~3 u Z1 m2 [4 j6 c) YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' k1 }5 i+ Q/ Q: X% T% D9 Y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- ?" r2 e8 m% ^% ^3 }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& p1 r1 @. S+ ~. E; XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 g# q1 T( B3 ?9 X' `4 B! v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 _: L- K! V# e) U" ]! D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 {% P+ G0 F ?/ nHarold: A teacher
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