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Maria: Here it is. 9 X- W+ t' g# Z# y3 h0 W
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 @4 v) c* i2 J3 ^
Class: Maria.
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2 v: G& p, p+ U+ B* V0 u8 ]7 ~. MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , r# F: @; z% p7 q* \" l
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 g; `9 y4 r9 s% X# c
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 J3 Z( c: ]2 ^! w4 R' F8 z& y( L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & c- h6 K: T6 M" ?: p6 ~9 L# O& d1 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong - J9 z G V" t4 H: G+ s/ Y4 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! l: `8 H, H6 z3 S3 K: I$ R
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 C. x! b: t* b; V
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 r* Y* V: q$ [- u' F K, M& T+ m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ D/ ?. K, s2 L5 u5 uWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; {, Q; r* ? \! w/ C; V0 Q5 z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, B9 [& T; Q& w, g7 m$ l2 l: kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 C# G A. `0 E$ F9 I8 Q
Millie: I is... ! J h h3 l1 ]& `& q$ ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 x6 r: @% P0 t; l6 ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : J- G, t+ k& I$ v0 q
5 g( j3 k0 D& U: KTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ]4 z H* ~- mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' F- I* p$ [ ]3 f4 t$ i0 U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * T, D0 F9 f* K, {8 S4 n' }
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: k2 Q+ |' d$ M7 B+ W; R4 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : ?& A2 i+ y% B8 |# [& z; r7 Y
& q+ L9 v+ S( p# J0 ^) ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% H! S" X6 ?7 YHarold: A teacher
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