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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ G: q/ H Z+ x( [ V5 Y. p& z7 LMaria: Here it is.
+ y" G4 ]. `6 [7 u& Q2 WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 `$ F E; Y, yClass: Maria. 1 X. ]* R! ]$ @% ~ t8 y3 `/ U
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 D( q! S, z7 L ]) S( W$ jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: B- @# U$ b3 b" @Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" y, r* n! ` |: G
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 x5 o- d6 e& S* N' h
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( B8 Q% w0 e6 nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : i+ c' q6 ^. U( ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , L7 w/ @0 R* W M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 z2 j. v2 @! E# eTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 C; U) J# o2 O& v( E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 r% m: b3 q+ v
; {; {) [" V, l2 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) z2 d/ }6 n7 t! P# }
Winnie: Me! 2 v; T# y/ Y; Y- N }+ x% Y
2 l* S4 J2 M2 |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
h- _$ v" x/ D, LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- R p$ a" S* l! D9 A J+ ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " I2 p" H) n q# @
Millie: I is...
* x2 T8 K) |. m3 {1 @/ WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; h$ J+ S+ n1 S/ S2 ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 K+ g, B6 |7 m) O: }4 v3 aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- h. `) y& z0 X0 [$ a4 B3 Q4 mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 S5 t2 g, j1 B5 _: Q( |Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 a6 X% F' M+ J/ qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' c2 N$ }% o& ]2 M0 {7 `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 z% m, ^7 ? o. T7 z+ g( z1 PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - A$ T: s7 v4 q. j
Harold: A teacher 6 ^! ]) N- |+ K; B& M- e. C
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