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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ [9 J; P; z" N
Maria: Here it is. & {$ x) n4 x- M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 U9 B& r/ a" ~: |) \1 s
Class: Maria.
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; ]7 W& O, ?( x2 y6 a' n/ VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 Y; s* R2 {* \# N( O+ Z; ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: [2 z9 t" L* s- g" B! q$ s8 a1 ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " i0 |/ P9 f. q, p" E" j4 h% l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) s5 l# S* H# i/ y+ H1 h
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 \* E7 v# I$ F& P( q( X" l: GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % ~9 I" ?1 G5 P, D* e
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% b3 m; O' f# M( I$ nDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ q: T: {2 H) t, O% ^! X& f- B+ eTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 n) {/ R, S2 i5 N5 e& f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% o/ M8 E! m- E4 K3 \8 U/ m7 ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- {, a! @/ Z$ l$ k+ I* q- ~- D; jWinnie: Me! ' ?3 Z0 _$ V) v% J6 v' l
/ t5 e0 ]% D1 I/ J' X: }& MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; J3 a4 F! ~4 ~" }1 z" S2 oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
j" N2 M: f1 f# o6 U5 XMillie: I is...
& b; n" w+ R0 k* F7 V2 A; ~$ l$ A+ gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 j1 K) c6 E7 I! g5 WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' Y/ I, \* B% `6 U3 t4 G$ VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / V$ Q4 b1 Z6 k$ ?/ b4 {5 x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 K' f$ V# v5 K! G" s4 q) T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. U4 d7 ^$ T5 @% h
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' `1 S) X6 j. m) V' r; L* Y$ ^) zClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 z, K8 t1 H6 \3 [/ G! R* gHarold: A teacher
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