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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 Q0 h9 @2 y; b; s$ \: UMaria: Here it is. 5 q p$ H z# Q5 _( \2 K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 N9 s9 ~- H$ W+ |) {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % Q. N( H" O2 i i& U1 U3 [
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; O0 k* ^0 [: I- A( b6 I
/ o( q W5 q% N7 r0 P% k8 oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ h/ }& ?' g' l7 H9 ^, SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; @( {( ^1 Q/ G+ x7 i5 v0 W4 k+ WTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 Z4 c. ^; i4 q: u- }' AGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! D' z' {* }, I. L. | a o6 `
t5 Y. f9 T2 e, b; s: `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! |" e+ G6 _9 p- H
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , J+ ?7 B# Q% _1 a$ C0 {
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- V1 m) ^) b( g3 D- gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / n2 e8 `, h4 x, J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! p2 O1 `' u' W
Winnie: Me! - h' p1 S- ^% l7 G% \6 u. _- x' ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; ?+ |+ E' \" Z0 u- x( I' HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ q ^9 K3 a6 A$ i( l0 H1 _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + t* ~/ d: R% K; t8 Q k3 f8 q: W
Millie: I is... % v9 k. Y8 u1 L% U8 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 E% }2 R6 K0 T `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 l, i' R. p6 Y9 x/ V$ A/ [' D0 K
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / x s8 }9 V. @% r- s3 o$ R
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 ~$ N5 c% e6 Q7 j& G% Q" g/ qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) |0 ?5 E3 Q& k- z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- Y; p. M0 }* hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( b, U# T6 R2 q; u0 L! eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) S6 F: Q3 p( \* _; v! bHarold: A teacher , z; ?& h8 V2 X: F) k1 e
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