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- B' u0 f: ]0 \. [0 }- ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 W2 F* \' t# |$ h' |2 zMaria: Here it is.
, z* {2 E; K- NTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 R+ g) M' U% v7 M- EClass: Maria. : N6 v% Z) o% T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- j% V" h$ D3 G& t, lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ }7 Q$ o; E9 J1 `/ e' N
+ Y* ~; U9 d! j0 m# {% h8 oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& d$ O7 h" c2 F( v7 t( G% K9 VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( W& o4 J1 o. s9 o4 @! R! ITeacher: No, that's wrong # G2 S2 n+ _9 {3 l" q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 {2 j0 @ T* k1 s d: q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! k! ^7 F. w, i2 P/ F" ?Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 r1 ]! d- m: _5 w' c: n
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( n7 H0 Z1 w5 Q$ ^+ d# e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ A& t% u! _) t2 ZWinnie: Me!
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5 W) e* F7 x; eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ Q2 e* V8 T( X, |* Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 I+ P: r% `. VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 U/ n% ? n7 i! y: z
Millie: I is... 8 v* S2 i: J# H: g8 M6 i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
N& B6 E3 B6 }6 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. i( C- I* B0 C# {9 ?; c: [* uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 c( }0 z$ w7 {( M; M6 q: h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : o% \: E- U0 {" R( s9 D9 g0 V
+ V/ l3 O8 p! g1 i- ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 H; t5 s% }7 J( w" A! v4 l
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* F2 X. G. H$ x/ O0 E& H9 pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; \( I! n6 D" K# ]" p) d$ QHarold: A teacher
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