Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

3 o; i$ G( v; a& H! Z! ]3 WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! ]8 u; [  t7 I- c5 f$ n, `3 EMaria: Here it is.
) y7 k# [5 f/ A; VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 H3 C" W4 N0 CClass: Maria.

4 h( t* s7 J& z3 Q$ j  W6 KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* m; _: I+ x3 w) [6 v$ _. {1 X$ NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

& ^0 D+ }2 Y5 R1 f% L7 fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) ~& g1 M- h1 WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 T6 F2 @  a  R0 A9 UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 ?) p$ q, g- K9 p) i* s" QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 h# g7 B; Y4 i2 o3 T" tDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 T5 `) N8 h8 _& p! ?Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# z/ @, E+ r/ ]6 e/ v4 z7 |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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3 U4 r$ x; e6 e2 X# u/ w8 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
" ~9 k7 E+ ?) w5 ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ N' c, T8 b9 i9 R) STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( \; ^* l5 y8 d: {7 K& W* LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 M3 l9 S6 p7 M3 U7 ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 P+ I5 u) L6 {  B& y, ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! _$ @0 l$ c5 M$ dHarold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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