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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Z& m: Y% D4 h" E, z9 `2 m0 t
Maria: Here it is. " G. \3 S4 N9 T" F6 s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 q2 r# t, f- [; A& O
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) o9 b5 p- w' z# B
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # _/ j& D! }( Z$ V
& w2 Y! o/ }/ ITeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # K/ n' @- F5 p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 o" D, W6 U; u- Q3 k7 o8 @2 |2 ^3 \Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 z1 T! B" F+ k; N/ p0 O; `2 dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 {) s* S {7 T x9 |, M
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% j' k1 [3 r! N/ j% S$ ~Donald: H I J K L M N O. , |( K. g3 k1 ~# m- y* c( z
Teacher: What are you talking about? + h% ~" `) r! g/ R9 V2 h& q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; g$ D# F1 c& J2 ~, ^6 g4 a3 JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ e, A1 F+ q9 j& B" O
Winnie: Me!
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; ^. ]* ]1 p& rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' F, v; `( ^, h; T& b- X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 ]3 r; C' O/ R N7 R, q
* q8 [/ j$ Q( O, m/ b1 i+ PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 D; H* G5 i' p* h* ]Millie: I is...
+ ]$ N2 L; e1 U/ F4 n+ j0 VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 }7 @/ I1 V( G3 J% R4 R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 R2 I6 {6 H- S! ^
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 S/ @) N& E4 k! J2 oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . x, }7 V ]0 g8 G! C, K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % j6 V! }# l- [; J7 w- {; V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: ^5 _. j9 z) G1 Y: _* a8 b2 N( j) n! M+ cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 s `* M* m/ _; ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 Z7 f! t# c# R, c( N! ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 G6 {9 ]8 l! r+ D, w" I
Harold: A teacher 5 I1 @; O$ U" |7 P8 H Y
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