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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % s9 G, ~2 t, Z- e8 u# y
Maria: Here it is. - V$ o! r' K' S* f% c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 W8 X8 U8 n: i# n7 f; @5 r+ I4 z0 s
Class: Maria. ! L) c8 }) V* V3 N- R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 H4 K3 x' j1 N3 G ?' L' n1 W$ `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' `2 q4 L/ m( e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! y: O/ M) H+ ^( P; W$ r x( KTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 [ Y8 V8 O1 x/ uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; T' J* b. s$ ^6 e1 q, ~$ m+ QDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 M# U& I u$ |% K( r7 PTeacher: What are you talking about? . \* m. Z, V& i) p& M% m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: _/ u7 q5 m! ]+ pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' J: K$ q! X7 @: iWinnie: Me! + k5 |2 f# G9 m- x/ I6 Q+ V
% D1 u6 W/ c. e- Y6 ?* J9 ]9 o C; lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 n0 j. [3 {9 Y$ m8 M. A- t/ A" N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( }# O! u" [9 G8 i$ z; u+ iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) A; G* o1 L% U. k$ } j2 Y
Millie: I is... / v) R. M+ B% w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' i+ ?% y! j6 `9 K) s4 }( w% {; \6 Y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( V1 M9 @" @2 d2 W
" Q7 Q& G1 ^. t* |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # t0 |; m" c& ~# B/ Q. t0 ~' K: M
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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j7 h; {" g# e, i' aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: |+ U# @2 Q8 D% E% zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 x7 W. U1 T" i5 P3 H2 s f
9 [8 A4 ^+ H6 y* _9 e6 g$ p( bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- r: E4 }% c$ w: A1 {/ v5 d3 c( sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: L4 d9 y% ]8 zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 J; m' a' B5 D5 o% n' Y
Harold: A teacher
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