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$ u" i, A; N. F$ [9 ?/ @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 g, u4 G. v+ m- |
Maria: Here it is. 4 \# I( |2 J6 J4 I" J' |- |1 y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* A7 s$ t/ X+ s. ~Class: Maria.
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a, e/ y: I d% [# {+ j6 {$ vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: o& [7 C0 \# @6 `John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 M& g! ~# y! ^
) z1 |! b5 J, R9 A6 G2 lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " N5 F5 @3 i1 @9 B3 s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 _1 i) F9 m1 kTeacher: No, that's wrong 7 ^) P N2 @2 L) ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * C6 B" _4 u2 b! @+ v( ^
5 X9 x1 t* `" D* l% w0 M+ R& ]9 _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# E @) Z) ?' {& W* iDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- X! `" r+ U0 l1 iTeacher: What are you talking about? $ f* I9 m2 g7 ?5 c: W4 y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" e, a" O6 Y# `5 l* uWinnie: Me! : @2 j4 ]- V! Q; v
6 E# W2 b. h# \( C7 u, `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % I, B: Q% _ r# A, a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . B+ q* a+ Y; ]* ?" p1 t$ b, U- b
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 L" v5 U8 |8 I! w! x0 gMillie: I is...
- W0 n$ D8 |2 ~0 sTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , E$ e1 \8 {3 _. X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; }! t N1 t& jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . O. @0 [4 [1 H5 M9 |( v4 b+ s
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ z% ^/ o" S5 _/ D: M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# F9 u' C. }; S# X& ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 u- S4 J( ]( B( t) B6 @* [3 AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; k4 q9 \' K1 r8 f9 lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; C7 X& o% T5 Y0 `9 i
Harold: A teacher 7 J" {! b. n6 _+ G4 H* C6 l% `9 A
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