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1 Q: q- R: I# i/ [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
U) J$ I; w9 O; JMaria: Here it is. 8 ~5 D. e8 m/ U8 c0 P! N0 g6 C) Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( v! a, c0 O, p/ N; r! V: W
Class: Maria. 0 e. B0 V$ O' Y4 c
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / t9 b3 E* ^+ M( [0 q7 |- j3 U6 g; r, B
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 k, i! t2 {& k( M. {) j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ \" d! k4 E, c* }+ p3 U' R4 Z. k4 J; |Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 R8 O4 x/ g3 q5 t6 I# qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 ~" U0 T! B6 @. [. X; w" g* ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; {% m( |* I+ P8 Z. ?, ^$ a0 g7 zDonald: H I J K L M N O. : G( a, n( x- B; U3 Z4 u
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) _1 U3 N5 R1 T8 a# xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ n! ?% Y. ]) O4 C3 |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# D0 g6 t$ U! ^0 T3 f' {2 _2 |5 J8 |Winnie: Me! . R Q/ {* [( D/ V# j
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " Q: S/ P0 n$ l' n8 d# @5 a3 w+ X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 u4 t) T; S% d2 H
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: r1 O1 H- K) |' Z. m8 m; PMillie: I is...
4 f9 _$ m3 {7 q4 J `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 ~; p7 l% t2 H5 z& x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * U3 n$ y2 Y- O3 K* g3 ~2 W
! c% f/ x( u& ~7 \4 c, e0 WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 h/ [0 q% E& _ c* MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 P4 m/ G) I( r: E, oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 O& J6 ?% K* w) x& JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 _( W8 \6 J3 `2 c( n
) x3 R: {& d5 X/ D2 x, D, MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! Y0 k& z7 u% H s+ {& bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - I3 Y$ j8 P3 `$ M3 n3 ]
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" {% o0 i/ z+ S3 C/ y0 Q% uHarold: A teacher 7 u/ t+ A) H: w5 S2 g
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