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: L# a( u/ C& ]8 V+ JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( S0 ~! r' h [6 u) \) G! DMaria: Here it is.
9 `5 d+ l8 P1 l7 U% hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 i$ t2 u* r2 z d) ~/ }1 CClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ a% `" h; ?* k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; k9 j. V6 C0 C2 e0 w$ qTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! {5 p( H) E7 p a( l$ C" j) NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* j2 o8 G; V; qTeacher: No, that's wrong
_7 o/ Z: g" L! lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + H' C% R# z8 ?8 L: X
! O+ \" _* Y$ q U; y9 nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; {" s8 b% I3 ~9 L' p6 t# A
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) f. B# W5 U1 e g) T' X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 n% m) u' ?: N! _6 e ~& d
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . C; J L m& J& X
+ A$ J, y" _9 a- E( o" VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # X* j! n6 F4 E6 h& J
Winnie: Me! - _$ c; b3 d' e9 x1 R y! U
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: {' X7 C9 b$ S7 t9 E, K& @8 m E: LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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|" z! _0 Y- V, Y# l. f& ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) o$ d2 X3 B/ d* LMillie: I is... }( e+ S/ O! c2 ]# t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ v7 F" v( K3 A, q( r; F; cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, T( i) a" z; M. lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 ^9 @6 m, N1 Q1 r6 l
$ z* O6 }% Y; d9 i2 ITeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, e7 l& V# ^1 o! v4 L" LSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; s" K7 k0 e* W9 y" Q) ?* P6 p) k+ N
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! C' Q; w5 a- K8 D- r* a
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* l3 z' G( ?1 k* {' }Harold: A teacher
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