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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " I9 i5 R1 U0 X* Q& Y. i
Maria: Here it is. 4 U4 y& [0 ?' ?6 V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! d, x4 o# S7 ^
Class: Maria.
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7 O8 t7 g. K7 Q+ o5 |. \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - s# d: |8 @, q. w" r! b: O
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 x+ q) }3 ]3 A' [6 C" [* ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * K$ f5 T# s% `, n( J
Teacher: No, that's wrong * n( ?8 S& f: y7 O4 l8 N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 j1 q7 b) F8 p% w/ C& }3 \0 p
1 l1 d$ @9 E- U: E; R! bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 }6 }* c/ w* T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 9 w! G% f# P' v |# f7 H
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 Q U- _, l; G3 F4 d6 Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " r; G5 V. L6 X6 V" B3 o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 I3 X" W+ p5 ]- e
Winnie: Me!
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' b6 F5 y$ i/ s5 i2 p0 X5 K, [ J% RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 g& |9 b, k( d4 X1 \2 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 L/ g4 }5 G! e0 K; s9 U9 H
Millie: I is... ' e7 X3 A1 k5 k1 A- b& w P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ B `, G3 b( H4 v( p, \5 O, h1 mMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 l: t8 K% Z# n! a
0 ?: g) x5 f% p, D! W* J6 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * B3 f T( m5 N/ X: {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / ^' G; Z! H4 e0 `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( d9 g' E: ^" I" j3 X# S: A; [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 g4 q; \% s" U0 \
* c, ~0 l6 V4 q* z5 B* OTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 p; _* o4 X, k, xHarold: A teacher / Z! k& q) c- k( v
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