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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 ^0 n6 _$ Y2 E6 J M0 I' `! q
Maria: Here it is.
" u1 Z: K1 e! e# mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % B6 k( y0 Q! _7 ]/ |
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 m* m, C, O" Q n! n- l" k( i GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - O: M4 q6 Q; x) m$ g8 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( ~: ~& m- c: t4 G& U; t' L; Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 ]9 T1 o4 |9 A. q/ V2 O' Z6 e' k. ^& eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% J: W. T, G! }+ [$ ]9 bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - W+ }* L9 P4 ]9 [
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 o3 H7 J9 v# r/ ?Teacher: What are you talking about? , q k7 S* G. x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 p' e8 t/ a, x, H) o4 g
& l# o" B8 i$ }0 R( `4 e1 ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ d( L& A R5 I2 @ }4 G; f, z" g IWinnie: Me! , ^- G8 B' M( {' b$ w
6 L# |* l9 u3 l% ]& ^' R; d4 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% A+ `* ~2 U$ c3 I- L7 N. J4 zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 y- W- ~- v+ ?- xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." r4 R4 K: E% t4 h) \* t
Millie: I is... 3 z- ?, @" ~% @5 T) `4 g9 N
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." Q7 Q2 b6 f! P$ ^/ R6 S" E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + L& R) f$ @( U. Z% J) W
- O2 M# W( h% ]6 o/ iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 d- X! K0 l9 Q. ^; BLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& o" m( x% S9 W- JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
~* h8 g8 \7 k0 }) YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % Z( r9 ^0 T; l# v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
_+ S/ ~# [7 j$ \' ~% yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 v' b7 u" I; s' o) r3 J$ iTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' `. N% A1 Y1 l) xHarold: A teacher 0 O' K8 E' I/ H9 ^( Z4 C. ^! S+ R3 V
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