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8 V! y/ I/ D( Z% S7 `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 W( h' o( X3 {6 ^
Maria: Here it is. % C% X2 X% L* L3 E, T7 v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " k, B5 Q3 g# n% _/ _3 s% S
Class: Maria. 9 {; t* A+ N3 r. i2 ^) t
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' }& {' w8 d3 x3 P% n* MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( s; `% v5 s) `9 ]Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 C3 h8 R0 J3 j! V8 ]6 w, QTeacher: No, that's wrong
) }$ c7 \' U X& n [Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , J% a4 ^. p, ~7 i% H
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 K: e9 U5 ]( E: Y6 Z5 t9 }Teacher: What are you talking about? : }0 C* _7 h7 |5 D' i! k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 h' b# _" f; C$ D: q$ B
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" b. l* i4 L! j( L! F" D- _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* k7 }9 l K3 N7 ^* R. FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 r7 o2 E6 M4 ^# ]; C5 MMillie: I is... ' B- S% Q, @" Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : s. n) p7 h. R1 H+ Z3 r8 W$ U' v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 `/ j% T) \, g% Z; A
' T4 X) x2 @. c4 O( J. ?+ \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 c; F @5 Y5 {4 R8 X6 w
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 k+ H$ j9 Q! t' K$ J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' B" ~( f* _! s. L2 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 F$ A1 a9 B9 Q5 m9 `( jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 L+ e7 p$ u, Y% U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 K+ f+ Q7 `8 _/ M8 g3 g1 e
! @% C5 N# L2 V7 Q ^/ Z8 I8 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ T% E4 O$ l( }: @Harold: A teacher
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