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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 z5 j. k& ]! n8 P; W
Maria: Here it is. % x' e; ^+ e9 E9 n: X0 |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / t5 D* n! n# I/ K4 C+ o
Class: Maria. ) w7 l- [' K) p2 \) N+ v: b% j
( }& j5 @& ~3 V1 g% A1 d4 dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; f3 f* ~! H2 ?3 }) _/ M- IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 s2 ^. ]/ s, G+ a$ O2 T
& C9 m1 X" v: W6 I) _9 _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % i5 G. g0 J7 I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* z( K. V, Z) m# C+ Q7 ~Teacher: No, that's wrong
, K- J; e# [. ?& Y0 _" k* I3 c; m. tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - q/ q) d+ |3 T/ K2 j* l' c+ A
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 R' r2 V( B/ D$ g( m c9 ~$ u
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) X: @+ ?) T" T7 S- E2 ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & i3 u0 u/ \& q+ C7 T) ]
; w& @3 Q7 B4 }5 H! |2 D* ~ i# d7 yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 H! d* F- b7 y2 C: `& n8 c: ^
Winnie: Me! * q" v) m8 ]! b* T$ n2 V d
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" q$ y# d$ d5 b7 V7 f: WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 A* P) A# S7 K7 {7 y
0 f: `& b f* m- N3 |* e/ YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) M7 x6 w. e$ H. T5 v5 K; zMillie: I is... / d+ B& W) v& Y5 V# `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 y9 s7 q: ~* `& E+ u% W9 ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ S" F2 a5 }4 Z' @: \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 q& h6 O( p. b/ s: e+ V- _- k
6 f5 r- q7 v, j7 d. i; VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 `8 T! X6 N# t* H, K6 hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ M$ u/ l! P+ ~- }( ATeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) ]1 @" U8 j* {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 l" @6 m4 W6 M' s- s" u& l5 I
. o2 q6 D5 Q( r) `( rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ E( e- j; b2 m- iHarold: A teacher # S# E' q6 k0 y0 O4 ]. G9 @
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