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5 F# g7 J* O, ^$ I& jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 V: |6 G) o6 U
Maria: Here it is.
' H6 n& j% _& w) e5 l* yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" n m3 f2 t: r* e# ~Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, R6 z5 }4 C6 I4 }) }& QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 e0 @$ N/ L" p/ p
, H, b# a8 u# n. M- ?* c/ BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) S! i1 C( d5 g# l3 E* M1 y' _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 w8 ^ B! r/ k. ]& W
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' Y4 T1 V9 z4 o- e! EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 g N; R) W" c
3 A( P; V( N' a4 q, ~5 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 s4 W5 {2 F8 s$ M8 i& i. w
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - a0 }; |/ @+ m+ h0 g9 O9 r. B3 t& H
Teacher: What are you talking about?
L7 A$ P e6 hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " [+ H6 p7 S9 a$ |
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 E2 Z3 Y8 U0 ~# V
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- ^! p: I) n2 ^) e- S* ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 D. F: ]2 q JMillie: I is...
4 E6 C: I) e! D8 d- ^7 wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' O1 S8 @5 O0 a9 o1 @7 R/ `5 PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 A5 k( q0 y3 \+ d% R% x7 z& Z6 `
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ W) I m7 E5 t7 ?! b% b! fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; e( d$ J1 e9 _+ r
1 _/ H7 t0 ]" F+ q! K+ y- J( yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 ?" A# m h3 h$ N: r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 n' u* u) W( i% l1 A- }! mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 P2 x! w( \; ]2 N1 o1 L! f! r
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " I9 q, y* @4 C' N2 \
Harold: A teacher . Y3 D. W8 X2 g/ O5 s* G
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