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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# u; V+ G0 Z* f, V' N J+ [Maria: Here it is.
( t% D* S- Y4 ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( D$ w$ B1 y4 N% UClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 S0 `, O0 r9 @5 M6 i+ l
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 G7 X% t7 U8 M/ G V/ w( x, @Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 z4 h& ` s! H" c7 L" VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 }- W m0 |* N( _! L5 u& Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 v- k) H' x6 K8 _: A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " y) u" g4 r7 J: U' D% |) }& s6 Y
8 C% u4 w6 k1 D) M$ n( p% M8 U# oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" x6 p. `" J0 eDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" W- B. q# G/ I2 B" sTeacher: What are you talking about?
) L9 H! h+ L7 f. A9 XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( P; t; U+ U) z6 D; A, d4 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / q/ m! X6 _$ F* d
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# G3 l, V9 n/ f1 |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 }+ R" b3 a9 l& E8 [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." d: Z8 C& x( m% s7 G* d; y( I; t7 ~6 }
Millie: I is... - n% B0 \) ^& K3 @+ V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 {" Z6 |* `, \- L1 ?9 HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , e6 E$ _/ a- d7 R
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ ^% e3 _* x! k" J9 h
* ~8 R+ A, E4 d: X" xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 W E: Z8 U5 T5 o: fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 ?$ b" f& c( s% s* D+ `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) ~( [& b# [1 Z S! L' q7 yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? f V" r3 |$ p5 W
Harold: A teacher , ^* ] m. ?% O
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