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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ l" s w7 N9 J2 \Maria: Here it is.
1 K0 k! Y2 d* |" r3 J* X% f. B1 _1 nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + q {* A7 ^. C* k, N8 b2 V
Class: Maria. 3 e$ ~+ C- K/ B; t1 \( N
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * p/ v( d8 Z+ M2 X" c. W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ G- l2 D X# L2 S, pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 l7 `5 y' \6 c+ Q2 k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 ~! _7 M6 ? z& z Y$ yTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 u6 U8 H* X# Q1 Y& W1 {! f* ^ f2 \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( h) I! Z& [+ C# h4 O: ^
$ ^: } ~4 u+ _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( }/ a3 Y6 ~4 ^8 |: r/ u+ O1 hDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 l, j1 e" U* k/ X4 i) m
Teacher: What are you talking about? % c! u H, p% z3 m7 J7 D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; X5 V& O0 o, \( t2 F5 M' B7 UWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 Q) Z' l9 P i( y1 c$ U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( r, j" T( f! J# w2 x) |8 v9 g0 I1 B' F
* ~ X& A' v# }: I7 |1 zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 X7 Y# j, @& w2 V, o
Millie: I is... 7 p$ n5 Q3 G" Y7 _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 F$ F6 N, ?2 d$ _Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 Q& _" g( N3 F' e- \& p( n
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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# A+ {1 q U+ H5 d/ l: _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; z) M% G6 ~" _1 |/ Q$ B% G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; T! S0 y/ @* K2 LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* `9 Z$ \! u3 b# ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - @; ~$ C& V5 c$ \/ t) U, E, L* v6 O
Harold: A teacher
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