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! Q4 j- b# g- y. k! K6 m0 zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 ?4 U( g. q8 IMaria: Here it is. 9 h9 x4 _( t! T" B7 v0 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / B- t, T2 ] B1 U0 G% G) D
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" `% k6 E8 X, G8 h4 S6 {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' U* p! `/ K( N8 a6 BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 `/ ]8 }$ E, S) w
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 l9 G# E1 l/ H- P% m$ ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; D- [: Z$ @ Z* [8 C8 f9 W3 jDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 L. p* _8 x. B* [1 {
Teacher: What are you talking about? & Z8 S! Z; _1 i9 [
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( F+ p8 w! v3 m8 a( r' |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : `( u! y# w9 Z5 W
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , e; r0 X4 V8 g1 ?" [$ |% E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 K* N+ s' d0 j. S* [( L
Millie: I is...
V n8 s6 J1 Y8 h; |0 l5 c/ Q; J& ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " t, h0 K! y* n3 Y' Q- L' ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 g: u0 S% l6 Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , k1 y6 z1 X. C- E
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # v* N4 E; Q8 F% d0 @; ?; R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% ]6 Y M. O; }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * Y1 ?9 c* h' C1 r; c- N
8 r5 O" P* N" `, X5 D/ i+ J# u9 lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" F8 b% y9 ]& H z! j# L3 g% B: OHarold: A teacher 4 W1 P7 X7 Q$ n
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