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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 @: W7 d0 w `2 p7 j ^Maria: Here it is. . X: ^; i, _, E, C" m& o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 c, P. c( U1 uClass: Maria. + [+ |9 d+ M h! j3 e0 b
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% |+ ^3 |( s9 f8 b: I: L& rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. , Z& u7 l! y* }- h; H0 k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 o" o7 p! ~% w' l1 O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ |- D* ]( E, q
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 [( E7 J" ^& P+ P# |3 o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ v4 _0 j- Q+ j8 M
8 @5 J; F: t- p. kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
L" w4 ~& Q1 ]% [+ nDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 C8 X; v% E* p; O) s% ~. X
Teacher: What are you talking about? $ A) @! Q" T: b- p$ K! r
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 Z7 F) X0 z- R" G% r: Q5 Q8 K
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 w' `" k6 z" A- l- y
Winnie: Me! 5 D4 r! H$ X V" ~& C$ S+ A$ w
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( R# Y* u8 B# Q/ Z. ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; Q8 `% m2 x+ HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ ~& G3 x0 L i/ xMillie: I is... $ }% y: p7 t: Q) T! l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 C! S9 ?7 g M S! Y5 K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % P& \% v8 ~, L$ }9 y: p
- |& g( r7 s% K$ Q1 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + r( j6 Z' H) X6 U! j) l1 T. [2 d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: g n4 g* f1 O4 _: g: PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) w4 i; L& @* Z9 ?& E
3 k% T7 @- ~. q$ ?$ \& U* BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + `3 o* i- l1 y# x8 B. V2 E: Y* {) C2 c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ H `2 M' @) |# E, c; n7 _* i
; I% j7 y2 [" f' Y3 TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 F, g2 U3 ?4 R& g
Harold: A teacher
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