Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. O' O% J8 ]0 o0 O& e" H! ~$ iMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

. r' a5 X( S0 k6 V8 L) [8 fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% ^  h' N) \; w; XJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ G$ D3 Y+ M0 J! c$ a' ]Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ ]9 o7 R6 f3 O- H' w# qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ u* P8 q. N! O! fDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 p; O  _! c7 r: m/ i/ YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( Z( }% d1 B6 |* L% P6 @6 dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 `2 y9 M8 ]4 i3 `Winnie: Me!

  c8 e5 L* [; H" w+ r$ K3 WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 q0 `  t6 E; W5 h' r3 [8 `: R8 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( u4 q  z+ \0 z. ?$ D% r6 YMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# x: ?  C# w2 h! `% H# `Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

0 P- g; \0 E8 T# m5 @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 S; C. }9 i4 dHarold: A teacher
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