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( I3 e6 W" T# A2 G) n1 C1 W! g% UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 R2 V# X; {2 L: g/ c; m2 r
Maria: Here it is.
+ w5 G$ t. x& B# L% m j6 D( uTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? j: N0 a6 L" S% e0 j
Class: Maria. % g& f3 d, r' |) W; [6 ~/ [! i( |
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" t' x i$ i; J3 mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # R9 q& C" i& d) B5 k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
N0 R: A+ @! q1 ~& k% U! O7 G# e8 eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# {2 q2 f' y8 ?. r- i& KTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 X T. l" V' z6 F X$ S4 N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & U j$ V* g* ~+ E& U
1 S0 s0 |( h* g% o6 S8 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' O$ R* V& G8 i" l- nDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 j9 {9 V1 W4 s) \! zTeacher: What are you talking about? $ C7 W' t+ S2 z% A) \2 [; O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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_ Q) Y) z' ^5 q/ QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 Y+ A& u; f7 }) B' b7 A; h; k3 s
Winnie: Me! $ x) C& P$ ?+ x; G& s/ ~
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; C' I" G+ K3 A$ a; D0 N. X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " w+ f( C7 o! @# }4 h9 `& {0 }9 Y# X0 }
Millie: I is...
2 [% O: B5 ~; R: \/ ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 h$ z" G7 B% s$ V7 {5 AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 u1 p& B! F2 [
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 }9 u1 `9 i' b9 U* m/ P" R B9 ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 Z) `. _+ ^! n# L5 NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . z* g) z7 p+ f8 E4 f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( b* e ?8 b+ ~( b5 E
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 s* U2 V4 }. H7 u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 J) h" a$ g: \4 V/ F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' q& D' u. o, ? FHarold: A teacher
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