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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , Q9 `* h: K) z
Maria: Here it is. 9 `( V) G9 q: P6 i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ U1 Z! H8 v; B! I BClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' o2 K2 r' I, C# B- x KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 C) j+ k" t6 _( J
0 ]! N7 F- P7 J. Q4 O6 w, e0 F" nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 P, {$ [* S, M$ U) n' R _3 W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( a6 H- X4 r" c8 n+ V6 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 }0 E: x& L. j; `' D6 d; A; Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ @; i7 p' n7 D* }* `' ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 r' t; ~" Q/ Y; GDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 x7 z& U a! i" J, N
Teacher: What are you talking about? " e6 v- S* g! y# N$ M; V5 M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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@# M0 l3 H* [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ q3 r. G3 u6 u
Winnie: Me! * } H9 _4 O! N0 ~2 M
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( `& U: {9 B# S: a3 J2 x( [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) I; j4 h7 p0 P' O, U: F0 B# I
Millie: I is...
+ d$ E( L' J7 x. _- ^' }& L h, tTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 [; [* N2 D6 x4 xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 \% ]# b) ~2 ]- y' X4 g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 Y) f7 Y) P1 u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) u1 S a# q/ T8 n0 H& @
& P: \! x2 B! T/ W. T# sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; o* ~. x; S3 R* O! p6 m- kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; a+ L& f5 H. _( J
# ?+ A8 ]8 r& w% Y& }: vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & V- u& {. ]8 \0 l' @9 Z8 B3 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , ^) R5 m% n' G
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 m" h% O# B! H) x q" VHarold: A teacher
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