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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 M4 U+ A" g p$ p
Maria: Here it is.
5 a" I7 b: K. M0 |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! C) \9 g$ v* x0 S# m+ CClass: Maria. ; d$ Q3 Q/ j9 Z1 V
- o9 b; H. y5 o1 ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; V! F( }. z8 \' ]& HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ ^& c% c: d0 K, [$ M! g+ q! [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Q% `. w7 [. g+ f9 YGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + F# [3 ~; w6 t0 g
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 ]9 G1 q! ]# rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' P' ^! V( [/ Q& nDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 Q$ ~- `0 e! b/ R: e# B8 kTeacher: What are you talking about? . D8 C l; A# _3 W: {% N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 v$ @2 M" q+ ?8 g7 h l, B1 ~4 P& W
W B0 V1 \9 E8 l* jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 m- D- `- W. |$ f, |4 ]9 ]
Winnie: Me! 3 s3 q4 J/ A) D$ ^8 m7 ]3 g! `
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ i+ i/ S% U8 K) b. gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) L; Q' X/ I8 H' A
" V: O; G) u* ]3 U0 A0 r1 s1 V8 FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 z; e! X. p. m* C7 M' P. LMillie: I is...
5 M* C* R. d. \; C9 x8 u+ p% JTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( D* E* F* ~7 D9 f& O0 w4 ^Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ g! @1 A/ p9 v8 }9 c" @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; b& D: [2 {7 N8 C1 [" w3 ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! B+ s0 L* ?9 ]! T6 B1 vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 q# D0 W7 E2 _7 nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , ^; ?1 k! e; \6 X, l C/ U
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" |" U8 V6 B" g; ?( G* Y5 g! @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 _" q* j9 \/ |* M+ h1 r9 o; x* x
$ t3 A- w% D% w+ {5 qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 u$ [. _- O5 g( ?- f* D
Harold: A teacher % e! `$ q. R% ?: P7 u1 |3 a
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