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, E. d( J9 ~3 e, n$ `% A" @' PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : @8 p9 K3 T: Y; A# C
Maria: Here it is. ! V; p6 m% b/ T1 K9 B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? X. t: R& N- E( }
Class: Maria. 7 w+ S4 w2 d" M" K5 e! G
& @; F! d3 G Q( {$ o |) STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 [6 s) t( e P# l# g, U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 ]3 x( Q9 V3 n- W
3 a/ G: b% F$ t% vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * ]8 g2 [$ I" J+ Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 A H. n+ Y! f$ u5 N; k- UTeacher: No, that's wrong E2 B! y7 n5 @: ], H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & w/ A: F. T" g5 B6 \8 R
) @" o5 P$ x% d7 [& hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 D5 {# h/ B" l7 v0 v2 d5 ~Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! B1 C1 M. j, ?3 j9 d
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 T1 e+ f5 B$ m5 K/ [
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * u- P i8 c2 c7 \& x- i
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 w- e& o( v0 [0 h' p; s
Winnie: Me!
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8 \) J% \5 y9 ]$ W/ Z8 f9 y/ p6 WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / ]0 Q: e- F" A6 A7 ]- h! ~9 L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : \5 l0 Z6 T1 l& I8 Z1 D
Millie: I is... 7 h7 q7 \% N. z3 M4 q' ~ R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
W3 ?7 C! q$ _# N( {8 z6 `5 iMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# n' ]2 L" l6 u, wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / `- f6 y; D* p, v
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, p6 S( N6 _. y5 r. Q; p8 DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 _) v t9 c* M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 u( ^ I% O3 N+ I) Q v
3 w5 ~$ D% D/ j! }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) t4 Y# y. l+ Y5 y- K9 s
Harold: A teacher # Z9 p# T- \6 y
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