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% L- R) d0 p- L: y; D& q5 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 F- `2 [6 k, r/ D5 U* J- WMaria: Here it is. 5 r. b( H; G5 _6 s2 M( Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' R5 U2 F* K+ O2 E1 L
Class: Maria.
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: }0 ]4 ]/ |7 N7 n" v) \) T( [* `$ STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + Y. z; c3 ^* y4 ~5 d/ X
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 @0 c# R8 p. X* [+ x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 K0 j @; T+ n; TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 l7 i. X" \1 ^! Y3 q V
Teacher: No, that's wrong / x4 r0 b- ~& W
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 e1 Q( _: d' wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 l' I; l9 O7 x4 q% w9 bDonald: H I J K L M N O. / H7 Y3 {/ y- |( D$ C6 d
Teacher: What are you talking about? * V& o" ~# s3 q: V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 \4 ?8 D$ f# i$ }
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 J7 G. T/ Q5 g+ A: a HWinnie: Me!
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& }: x, c5 W" b4 [6 v$ vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) N v! h1 o8 f+ A ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. T) r* a( |9 A- W& \
% `$ l; N; c& I# W8 H6 ]( e0 Q' nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# r3 K* X+ Z2 L* t. F7 IMillie: I is...
) J, x: D* G! HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ W- ^6 C* I& ~* j0 @6 PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' ]' G7 G" q! a8 t. m6 yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 v& L+ W2 x6 c5 A: B4 x0 N6 Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( E; J& X2 [% h7 N' x/ g# }/ bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* e Z# w ^2 O" b1 H6 {# D8 J& VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; \9 f1 E: f# e! _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 X. s) d M; A" y% O7 ?
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% p. n* d5 }6 ]0 ?Harold: A teacher + W. ~8 Q) t" |( m" \6 N
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