 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
$ s S5 C' H; k( v6 J* f
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ Z1 X7 v9 `+ d# b+ h3 |Maria: Here it is. " g+ f' K4 y7 ^: _. Q/ c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " F* g B( o! I% c o- {
Class: Maria.
" u# U/ N2 t' G' e, N1 {0 l$ s
# S. L8 h2 n9 P; l5 n% U; p9 jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 I# j, h' c$ \" m" W4 D" R: n$ T/ SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
3 G5 ^3 }4 Y4 @+ K
% P$ x) L2 z7 R, gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' K4 i, s" I% z7 a) s( x
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 N+ k i7 y; R
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 n8 D8 W$ Z6 G* v4 Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 e" |) h. ?9 [# X+ @
$ E( @3 w. K# c9 Q Y9 QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 Y8 |/ `* q& N% q+ N
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 u9 M, r8 a( t! {7 M2 k; O# q/ {8 \Teacher: What are you talking about? + D* I# I! Y% F+ ]' E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 ~4 ]' g9 g$ z6 Q( K
. A4 r" ^ I3 S* D$ ^+ D
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 R2 C6 r- S# _0 F- KWinnie: Me! $ }( s$ M) Y& w+ Q
! h, \7 Y! e% b) E+ J! T, hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & f* U5 i* Z/ q" g) p1 e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ c* o& N' t6 [8 ^% @5 a
' ^) C- V5 G( W2 |: y
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " g) ~7 `- }) I0 Q
Millie: I is... - `& E: y& N. @+ @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 `0 P E& L+ U `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " v+ ] M- P8 \
8 _, V8 b' @/ c; E E) NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 V# Q {$ u2 s4 n- Y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 x. l% F- b7 l9 c9 K
8 i2 w/ n4 s! N7 BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 p# r. {7 ]: I3 q- I! t+ c) RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 B2 i+ G g5 B+ G1 Q( t
3 F8 k: y4 f# P% m5 C0 I ]
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 B% [+ X" s" s2 \+ v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
( j2 e& b. h/ u2 k1 k, U
3 p% k5 a! M1 A+ i4 e6 M. S+ hTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; e; N( a, e. I& THarold: A teacher
. d% h. F9 y/ z! g2 S) C. S8 C
* J n. j$ _- _9 c2 B |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
