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7 G7 q: \6 s/ {) f4 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , d2 K7 r' A8 `( y$ h* _* i
Maria: Here it is.
5 p/ p' @; m0 C/ ~2 b/ a: sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 \4 u5 p% U0 u" ?
Class: Maria. # ~6 ]$ ]$ ^2 ^$ P
& ~. `# K. C6 j* mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 U0 B' R7 e I7 I% A; uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & B3 } z7 @# e% ?
8 |/ x- S" e2 @& I# @' ?Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ |2 m! \% K: C/ _" g7 w0 NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 w. z2 p* C/ }2 A* T$ |Teacher: No, that's wrong / B# r+ @# n8 c. y. s7 ?/ g# S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' d1 B \2 {; N+ }; s1 A. r- }" [- K
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ @( R1 Z& J/ z/ m: o* G& b* a _Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 h t V3 M( P# X. J0 yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 K1 d$ }- o3 P: Y' eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) X. E7 K5 B4 D+ t, [
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . x( m* v* w( T2 _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 O9 V; e( Z, H7 i0 C) g
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 X1 R$ v# v& {4 H, I7 MMillie: I is... 6 v1 h* }1 Q. x) F( B j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: h* w& b0 \5 {( Z8 X* p& Z& VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 y, E+ |! p" Q$ R1 u
, x9 M. O& [& D! x! @9 H1 V2 Z( ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; A7 k8 r4 ]" n9 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' `' p1 Z5 q$ q3 y1 @( Y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ j' Y+ \0 p% S) XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' K/ H/ d. S0 a: P7 X- z& D
3 N8 L& O$ t$ x; F3 VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ ^. U ]8 I( a5 |Harold: A teacher
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