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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 J$ ?9 \! a, ?, }
Maria: Here it is.
$ M, z, H3 A" ?# w: q F2 DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 {& C: r6 V8 V$ `2 bClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
L- x+ U5 x7 F/ K# @( x3 z$ n" k6 OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 [# c. F8 ?- s4 \" t( PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & _: u. \, m# y8 t, _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 B G& V& R6 F' \" mTeacher: No, that's wrong
% T* }6 |0 `' k# K1 V1 PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; D M( ~' O$ l3 @( U! g1 h) jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' z0 u" M, c4 B- r7 ~3 ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% t* G7 K* z( A' W; QTeacher: What are you talking about? : y8 Z0 H+ F2 l4 V/ v4 X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. l% k& A1 j1 Q2 s. ?8 O0 Z8 P3 n0 |
Winnie: Me! ' `; k5 ~, \( F9 _+ [
% r7 w6 | G$ @% ?3 \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 A# M( y5 }" qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: j0 w5 I9 i q. HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , N$ p% x( c4 X5 E
Millie: I is... % S7 r# I6 ]/ g, L% \0 t, H* Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 Q3 f0 Q' A& d2 F, R2 c% ]: h9 yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 s; ]$ L# ~: {) H' t* p; rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ @( ?7 l: n$ M& k4 Z' f2 rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 g& Z) I7 v* X
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; ~4 t6 d6 g. r8 g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 n! d- l5 r1 Z1 f- l
) w, q; a7 b2 Q0 j& g$ jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( Q# {9 g5 g1 p5 m# D, {1 K0 oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) |8 W: k1 Y- v/ J4 `
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 U1 f% c9 E: xHarold: A teacher
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