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' j' Q7 i& G( ~5 c& cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 r, F c' k5 {: a+ sMaria: Here it is.
/ o' v. r. w! VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# J- X0 ]( q3 p& }; p& i' @/ SClass: Maria.
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2 R, [& P5 m: `2 ~7 `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 }% E) q, c/ c5 A* x2 B9 g) c3 T
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& _: z) F) Z0 L9 U. i" v3 KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; i. M2 y1 l, c/ K9 d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 r1 `- w$ i" H9 w6 HTeacher: No, that's wrong
- Q: A5 N% K |3 a' t! A8 A8 qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / C9 y8 I! o9 { V x# M" n
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, g+ [8 \* S: c" n' q+ yTeacher: What are you talking about?
J& x: S3 R& b: ?! @Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! b! h# O0 Y0 o3 A1 f/ @Winnie: Me!
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- d4 A4 H d- A# V U7 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% d% |; l' z3 c) y2 tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' e$ x! ]! D7 X9 N5 w! P( TMillie: I is...
7 c4 \) v" i& P* T/ v* zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 Z' X* o% F& W5 ^+ Q3 Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 x8 c. u- k, c. h3 t
: M! E8 \6 ]1 eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& v* z% h3 S; s& YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # c1 a1 o8 J; A& B
% n/ e" m0 }" D% ?+ x& u. STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" C: z8 M x4 l5 T8 A1 ?1 s, ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 N2 p% o. d& K$ f4 _' n* c
! h, r; `) \ @. E$ b- n( ~ gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; |' |0 P4 F' r! L! Y6 i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . C: f+ s: ]* J7 L! [% k! m
Harold: A teacher
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