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$ v2 _0 i5 [& \7 Q! G9 BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % V! Y# B0 y u, G" a5 h! }' d# j5 k
Maria: Here it is.
4 \4 [( M) Q1 q4 q9 R7 ^. ^: G: Z" q' fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; m( A5 \/ m, i5 x+ iClass: Maria. 6 z$ e8 o" G/ I: N4 i
" P5 r% N% f+ p8 J3 rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 O8 ]- f" K9 y4 r" V
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( R9 r9 o; z) `% TTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) N- b6 b8 R# d' X o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 b/ }3 s m! t6 iTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 y4 J2 p) j' L5 U- ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 F2 t8 z0 H) o* b w# E5 zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- m5 u9 H/ Q+ z5 E2 |3 lTeacher: What are you talking about? + F+ ~) b, d6 S4 T8 s5 C
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! u7 U/ [& j+ J- y! G! r4 c. Z
Winnie: Me! , ?5 X% B7 p" l% }
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 h5 |6 `% s3 j7 d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : s5 a0 O, Q3 L9 ?- l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; S/ j ^/ b! J/ K+ n: x9 H
Millie: I is...
( ~3 A l$ w/ ^1 vTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 S# S; a$ ]9 W( tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 T& K. ]( ~0 w4 q7 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 ]3 d' c% G7 |
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 I. I: i# n' [, ^3 H; @. F: f
" {$ g' k. _6 @9 h: ?. J6 gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ g# K5 q2 h7 eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. j# f* [# B, b1 j: w, G# ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 \ h4 u" w! N2 P8 N( ZHarold: A teacher 5 q9 O! l b" J$ S. V* e
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