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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * \% P3 y! ^) H$ V. R
Maria: Here it is.
2 ]+ y! H1 g2 W8 \. o0 I; mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 N' `& e8 _) l2 V; k5 FClass: Maria. ( P7 G1 }: X4 {
$ I6 z" o8 T# L7 x. o x7 PTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) M5 v+ g1 U; h& nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ! t& c+ |0 O, j! n1 A1 n
J$ ]7 v3 O6 l8 |1 l' ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 c- x% L$ G, x7 kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% I3 K8 ~4 g' Z" \Teacher: No, that's wrong . m' Y% I5 q+ V
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 g3 n' e0 ?7 a' A$ z, I
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ o( ?; Q' {4 L: R; M+ \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 E) x+ ~: U# ~9 C' m; D) g, {$ Y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ O! N1 g( `9 h6 l- p/ MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ g0 {$ r7 U& T( Z1 I9 k! `
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . {/ n7 ~% o8 W/ _, }1 ]/ q
Winnie: Me! 3 H5 K; n( A8 ^
; c/ T" N) T6 c, c8 e% ~! n* ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 P" ]1 i; d# \2 z9 I
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # D( }# ~0 P" [8 `
Millie: I is...
* g( t9 D0 l7 D a4 Z& r) OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( [' [+ B9 h/ ~9 i+ x8 }! c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # d: N1 a% A$ o! K
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 ?5 O# _; f! s$ kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # p% |/ T8 x* [0 M- }+ e
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 @! P% o5 i) I4 W: K7 n: f7 DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ d% }7 i: t( c7 Z9 @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 F& F; M# l# U# BHarold: A teacher
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