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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. e6 `& k5 d9 k8 D" t
Maria: Here it is. ' X- x5 D$ l) ? J6 e( o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ {" {9 F: }$ e7 d% e$ Y) n+ xClass: Maria. / J6 H" l- m( B8 _; n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + r! w5 x+ G/ O" x* h+ L: c) G
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ I" n1 ?: U U. Z* }
' c: g! d9 x* ?) S8 S/ a7 A5 T7 aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. c1 ?! h: t% f# X1 f o# }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ J# {* u0 }3 g; GTeacher: No, that's wrong + b. N6 k8 D; V2 \3 Z) }+ J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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O4 [- r* o( ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; Q8 }1 E o7 i- R( q+ ~
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( k) q n' G% e- }% F) PTeacher: What are you talking about?
8 Y- J- T6 ^4 B- O$ V8 D" VDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / X/ S: A9 K. ~8 ]% ~+ M- F$ Z% l' @
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) s0 F, c6 i& A) d8 b1 t( n
Winnie: Me! / H. v r) k3 [+ m" A
4 o4 D9 x" u( DTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, {6 Y" @/ q) n! W9 [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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D" X8 U4 ^- O* M; \" N$ `4 YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ h7 e4 f6 x# K5 \; G' S' M4 ?Millie: I is... " m9 H) l; l: e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 I7 R3 n |1 V) W- s* IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 C/ |$ t8 l% i; h* ^' P1 {
" w6 e, J3 q. w. Q# ^3 D7 xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) d3 H: W# Q$ b) W* V1 _- v6 ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ S+ q$ U! P$ f6 n+ t( c8 O5 Z
5 u& @5 y4 |% x; d( g, Y$ \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 ~: {+ J. f6 t& x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) Y( w7 r" O, s' R- @0 h/ {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, {$ x4 c% i/ MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # V1 }9 p1 j. v& z* X7 Z( t# S
Harold: A teacher
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