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( {* F* l( H) r* L) U) s. \ ^8 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! C4 ~/ E# M% c+ _+ IMaria: Here it is. ) Q t9 t6 K0 a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; P) `0 F! \. x+ g0 j4 J. p
Class: Maria.
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; S: u4 t5 l9 q! R( TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 P% e W! a* F+ o: @# }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / {+ R* U# f8 u, k. D! i* I3 ^
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + r6 u9 l \1 g) j% h( X1 @
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ h8 W# J& R" I4 x6 v5 w: RTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 {/ q* q! ^& I" w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % ]- X. ?* F' l0 _* L
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
7 T0 \' D& u, ~+ O7 @Teacher: What are you talking about? ; Q2 ~5 _+ m% ?7 Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 |$ ?6 R* Z+ P0 u. E0 STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + ^9 V* J' Q, \! Z, H( J1 \
Winnie: Me! : n4 }2 c/ h( W
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) y& @# k+ q) @4 ~" p9 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( m" G7 S, }! l
7 `3 ?& Z7 O" |% G8 M2 nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 F0 a( w! M* T4 U" L; g
Millie: I is...
1 x0 p5 N2 y) f/ D: J& G* f# nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' H, \% x, W+ D6 h9 e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ w- |4 R( A/ ~6 a( n4 t! G$ ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # R. M+ t! \8 C) q* D9 \7 A t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 f0 T! K' w! G0 ^$ E3 ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# R7 o* N" n' oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 j& a' f: i1 Y2 G4 B5 V; [6 a+ SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* W5 ~- a+ C* f3 B: |; fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * `" ]3 l+ Q8 g2 p4 C, p
Harold: A teacher
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