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1 L7 _0 N# c8 K4 y3 L# t! T/ GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! {; Q5 K8 _1 M2 U; P
Maria: Here it is. ! l+ h+ w( l7 V1 @3 K: c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / u, f: g5 q2 g7 L& Y! Z/ p: v) |
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 i" ^; ^8 ?3 G0 LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 a1 q" e9 |* Y8 |9 d
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 w: p4 [) I/ e% t+ _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( s! k9 d" E% R' J1 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ J: P0 j' @% \, L/ |/ w; ^* R: }0 pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & m0 T6 ~+ i2 ^
" C2 ~# n8 |- |- E* F5 iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
H" m/ w# K5 I! NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" L+ k2 e- T4 [" GTeacher: What are you talking about? ; C3 |; u. _4 g! |* C7 m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ _! q1 N/ J7 ~& K6 N0 K6 [Winnie: Me! ( c; p+ O ^4 x, T$ t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
r0 q8 F8 l1 ]8 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ q7 x* a. C% A) a. r/ A
2 y' t4 R B9 B* e# b/ R/ O* r4 j* wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
]+ A" B7 y9 B1 _& D3 [; q$ C& MMillie: I is...
6 A% Q5 u0 |; W9 i! F$ h4 @: GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 v/ m* |/ K3 [; HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 ]9 Z7 F' \; N
; W7 L( K$ h, }& L# jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 V+ d2 ?& T& N f6 ~, @# s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 s' H4 ^% e4 M. ^. q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 s; Z! M3 U' I4 p! M" D4 }( J
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ }, f/ G7 {" KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' }2 r* u* t% C3 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : k9 E. d4 E$ }5 @+ j, q2 D
; f" J* F( L+ CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 g& ~2 M* j* w y# i* _
Harold: A teacher
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