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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 _* d4 h$ L B3 gMaria: Here it is.
4 D/ T/ U- D8 S# c( g+ ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 b! b. M' K6 L* g' Z( |1 UClass: Maria.
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1 x/ o& i9 d0 }Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 r6 M. s" ^* E9 ^John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 u2 A8 u% A. v2 j! M* G) b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 Z) |1 h0 J+ ^6 I8 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ O% A' ]: o% R$ vTeacher: No, that's wrong & ]+ n8 @* Z1 K5 U7 i* k; {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) _' \+ D- |& w; E; u8 E$ [& }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # k) L/ W2 v5 I
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' {: s; n8 o8 ]- a# n+ L ?9 ~$ Y6 h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: w0 _5 ~: c `# cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 J7 S7 c0 O2 K/ e/ `Winnie: Me! 0 A- c) H) |& ^. c8 N
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* `0 k/ V _/ v' w( ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! j+ B1 n/ H d# Z% f9 N7 YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , {5 Z7 ?: A* G
Millie: I is... # f& _0 H r( S( j1 }8 E6 {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - I4 l; u# v& d- s! N7 A
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ t) s. \; G, A r0 s6 M
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 y7 f- G5 N* ~$ `/ e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 ]; A, w7 c2 J% I* DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. I6 v, Y) z: Z' s1 oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " o0 t, i5 _) t; E% P5 I9 Q
+ ], f/ J# E- @" O2 R, V7 ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : j1 O' T/ H# ~0 X% W$ `: h" @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . O6 A5 y7 ]9 e! j! |5 I- ]+ s& e
& ^( G- T( V" q# oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 a1 A( _- }* [5 e pHarold: A teacher
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