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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: m3 ]& U$ V3 k% VMaria: Here it is. # U& x! @& f+ B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; ]4 o; A6 p: D" i+ ]# wClass: Maria. , R/ u; P6 w; p+ A( J) e: @
0 K1 s; r( f0 JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ W* O) O- H) gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 F% Q4 L3 G# C4 uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" D2 ?$ X5 R' k+ l; U4 oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 L Z4 B6 b/ s" q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 E* Z/ {3 X3 I2 wGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) K' A) i3 R; S: Y8 J+ A
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' ^ z P6 E4 V# w% B( K# }9 UDonald: H I J K L M N O. % z$ {* P; V$ B- w; Q' Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ Y# P5 `% y' P2 fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 s# x, ~4 {9 i
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 B' h7 t+ p! Y* J! T$ Q
Winnie: Me! ( G j0 Q* d) k; ?0 \, B
0 n. q8 q8 Q+ ITeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 J- `. q1 m' d) A% a" n& t
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 M# e Z) L! a, c
/ Y' c. S4 a/ b1 v- X/ T* x5 e$ CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 x( P7 Z$ B. ^6 x+ s. w5 j0 G4 DMillie: I is... ( s7 U" W/ V8 a" ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " ?8 N! _2 v) k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 L, ^$ h9 ~! S7 W9 h' U
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / U. i% k* m9 e" m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - U8 |2 f# H. B4 U' D6 J. z
, S# {6 u' ~0 w' y! eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 J& @( A* T9 cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( {5 {% @( B6 K
: F% l& s8 ^1 s4 S7 cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 \; U8 @4 F( P9 v. O2 P- r/ v$ Q2 }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 B/ _% l% g" M! g2 E. NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 G0 p4 m! O1 O1 d) S- a$ f) xHarold: A teacher 9 @1 F; }1 l+ z. J, ~$ y7 m1 N- h+ U
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