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2 U9 E7 d$ O v5 G% \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( g; W6 r3 \5 Q3 V, Q
Maria: Here it is. ; e* I }* h! c2 E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * ] U8 }" W3 \; t- Q3 x* C8 D9 d2 k* o
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4 S$ }$ ?1 v& Z$ aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( a9 V. w. }/ GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, A, n, m: d% u' R* _: X& G/ VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % ^" C+ g7 A5 \3 k a2 c/ T( i1 f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & d8 a+ }2 T- H- C! b4 E
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 |- P% B# d v' @* f. ~0 qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # q# m) z6 `1 A) ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ U @1 S5 N1 R& R$ E* x9 U/ _
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, K( n$ P5 m' I% {7 qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 ]. J2 r$ Y3 V( x7 p5 N9 [4 i7 U
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 Y) m6 y0 A0 ~
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 ?% B/ ~& n7 J, N! D2 h \: yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * V: U0 `, ]4 D
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 J3 T( w7 O z5 ~6 s3 cMillie: I is... $ k+ B3 `9 q- X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , G$ _! r# S& a# [. ], ~4 \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: \( ]0 ?4 u2 _6 `; _. e. a2 F: |# kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ `4 h7 @0 L1 G$ x. pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 ^6 P" I, k' N6 S$ w3 A2 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; j" o8 N' W, z- p) ?( c% Z# G/ R' {; NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 G; ^. @9 X' n( bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) |; |1 n5 N& Q: i8 v: _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. y2 _! }( e9 k+ L! t/ `0 b& XHarold: A teacher 1 ^3 k6 m+ c% a1 z
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