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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % a0 d+ Q5 P; u/ P8 }* m
Maria: Here it is.
4 b+ b5 J( z( p, H: G& s+ lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, @9 W" d; ^! G+ ~- Q& JClass: Maria. 5 c$ |3 V, k8 [$ O/ Z
; D2 e$ }) z4 \- U+ `+ D0 @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 N9 F6 {8 L; E7 E8 L _, f
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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|5 P8 S& \* Q4 oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 `2 ?# K: h7 j9 W8 N. U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ Q5 o1 M4 o( q H# I" p8 B- J
Teacher: No, that's wrong
% c$ z7 V: R4 g, T4 e3 K+ X+ hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , X B6 D/ e7 S2 |: O
& }1 }) `/ r1 L! |, F. z: VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- k# w$ F. m* y1 z. ADonald: H I J K L M N O. * m9 ?( F5 ]2 X% X% f3 p
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- \, S- {3 V5 o: P8 o* Q( zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " q- }/ g8 G9 Q% I8 z1 A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 U. S% a; ?! b- c+ D6 V& z. }Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 l0 p% ?' {) a$ F8 n; K2 [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( A2 S) v7 s( |3 p% d5 b* [
; f. }9 e$ C9 e; [ e, qTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + w+ ?- j. T# a; V: i; T
Millie: I is... / H& J0 ]' G9 P0 G' {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 q3 c! [5 x( z3 j% O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! C1 S9 z1 {9 L& L& J5 XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , D& K3 T' X0 T2 ~$ V( O* F8 C
8 u3 A8 k' W. g. vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 ]2 q9 n8 P; {4 fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * F/ f. D( @$ N! e
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 ~4 O5 ~$ M3 t
Harold: A teacher & Y7 t/ b6 n: `7 C
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