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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* S. a( n: v" n# ZMaria: Here it is.
, }7 c; C$ |# J! K+ hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 U$ z E4 c6 j9 a+ K
Class: Maria.
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# I& m4 }; d' v4 FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . s( w) V: x6 b# G6 W {
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ f$ A7 g$ D0 L: N& zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 {2 l- N6 P8 i+ ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 n4 g: M! y% J: o( k; m6 H" @% l" ^Teacher: No, that's wrong
( J9 n- t& _% L- f; ~8 B$ ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 G6 |/ T( A! H8 _2 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& {) i4 d$ u: W8 u7 K YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
+ i: ~* i$ X4 ?; D) N; z/ jTeacher: What are you talking about?
# E+ p$ u4 Z8 D2 wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( n$ y. ~$ P5 {4 E% y& r/ k! t5 X
Winnie: Me!
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7 I q9 Z6 ?; w4 Z8 F9 C& [* ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' R3 j) N# G" t7 E; U" T* H! ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - N: x& |! V6 \6 W: S8 r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 i8 c" f1 C2 r* X X4 w5 IMillie: I is...
/ U5 Q/ \) ]0 _" M3 xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( _" T: I% |7 C0 ~3 r) D7 {! n+ N+ F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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\1 Q: |) B# Y5 X0 E9 TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 T" G! u; P9 d0 P, i1 J. z* |/ o. ?% uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 Y2 x: T5 w' F
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . \% T% s: W' T8 m
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 i% E/ Y( z, t
9 P0 k. v% |" S# M8 O+ _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 a m% ^9 Q: n( a; YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ T) m% p/ d* [1 z' g2 l! w* uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 V" K" r/ ]/ N' ZHarold: A teacher
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