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4 b$ v; t( i2 C1 F$ M* {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # Z) A5 t: M& b1 S4 W
Maria: Here it is. + I( C. B# b7 o6 h# V4 a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& H4 _3 _1 N# v) L' A6 I( KClass: Maria. W! i. y* v6 {( O& O; J6 W/ `2 ~
! ?9 i- t7 a1 M6 S: U' t4 g h2 KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, v7 W8 _* C! |: j) r3 [* L* l) AJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 O. }, H$ A) [# }! g/ j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 a, }! p7 Q' ~9 O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 z# {) P9 d% t( u& \/ z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, Q( N( k$ R9 R( h3 YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, G' s0 W; L* q$ U: mTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, T0 ~# g9 i1 CDonald: H I J K L M N O. , Y1 S& E* V) y0 O0 R0 w: W) r& p
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 X$ G( r, v! EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % O e+ [1 Z8 b, D0 Z; P) {
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# Y- a, j4 a5 } X1 Y: u9 w2 dWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 I3 G O8 J/ j! g$ ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 e4 E- @5 D0 U* N# B& h
Millie: I is...
! `: r& [$ _4 P& ~& ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 d4 [& J, K3 b& V* C: gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 k! S. U6 N- Z- j8 @
. A# o7 h! d, W3 [; Q4 ~6 ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( _* T* d A/ s( j4 RLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : T. h0 p, d, L" |4 m2 k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / }1 @, U q8 F7 k) P* n
6 n5 E# x l1 H# ~+ eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, Q) d- a! E r M- h: LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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/ R: y( r, ^; @5 ^- |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ s% Q1 z( o, C* e7 H
Harold: A teacher
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