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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' w' M+ _# o" P1 D/ Y u( g2 tMaria: Here it is. 8 S3 x1 e/ u, U3 ^5 }3 | p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , v# j6 e! H0 h% c
Class: Maria.
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5 t* n$ l( i- u: X1 z0 DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 A2 \9 O/ s+ e# x6 @$ \9 l1 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& N0 v; K$ d: r5 Z* uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + l e- A5 j" U6 ^; L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 [2 r5 i8 ~2 kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % | ]- ]# D7 @, J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 Q+ m( A: q U* Z: |
Teacher: What are you talking about? : G" o+ W# p$ N- ` u: o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: o& p$ i5 k% H: l' d _% s2 NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 X! k6 n0 y& [3 S
Winnie: Me! ' X! _0 P+ ~: d* {# k, N: H/ K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
?, E5 P3 q+ B* D4 ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % @% C1 y* w, O( B
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 R7 x: Z6 X3 v: k% |. Y
Millie: I is... $ m" J/ z- S9 i& r/ G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * E) k) i7 {4 P9 | [) e0 l! M) ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& j, [; b- p* [. E: y9 ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % `% J9 j1 _: q0 N+ M6 z" c6 x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( x! h8 u: @! |! H3 D$ L0 QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 i y5 z0 |, k, S3 o/ qTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 o3 Y& ]6 K+ m& n8 n3 X, ?3 O
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 m8 a6 V7 k6 y) {( h3 MHarold: A teacher # k, c! y+ R( P# d
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