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) Z6 O) j2 K" d; E# f$ YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 r* T6 k" {+ w1 o5 M
Maria: Here it is. 3 y5 F; D9 l, W9 S; I/ z& |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! B2 y2 a2 P4 I0 G E d A. e
Class: Maria.
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" Q; @. `0 ]" I# w# n+ |) g7 _Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
V! l' |) Y3 P' VJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % d4 @% R. e, |+ ~% f( Q( M
' _1 ?; y, H1 Z# q' p) V" k& UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . d: c8 Q/ {, J/ y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" M( O* p4 }3 S) s: A( L2 m# {Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 W' O) Q+ Y+ E1 g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 W( }: _* v8 S3 K- g; g
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ R, t7 T+ @& Q+ f1 ATeacher: What are you talking about?
A2 m5 Z5 _9 ^' f; C# `6 HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 k3 }: f& G1 L( P+ R
Winnie: Me!
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1 X& z% ? {: S2 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / R3 B( y1 B1 Z9 l3 Q/ A! s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 N) F/ b0 _/ e7 g* A7 s& z9 u5 P
7 J, f) L8 h: C$ N+ k2 U$ e. xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , Z. N" B# G {
Millie: I is... 7 {0 T* w! a, y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% n: [3 x5 s' _! l5 yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) G A- w, W" h
: l4 l, B7 U% g, @( D# B! o, ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 E. @7 N+ Y* {( p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / q, }5 _, p$ L# n
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 y# F1 c. a! o3 z( VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 a8 C- i& s9 ?; }) f0 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) S. \, I y2 k- S) m( E1 b5 @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. }2 V$ x$ x$ k, w) P; I
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " j7 P- V1 Z( p8 x) e0 J
Harold: A teacher
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