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# H3 q( a# k* Y! b& E. aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( R7 F9 F% q* F: b r' ^
Maria: Here it is. % h& D6 V) }- A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 e# h' X0 J F! o s) v( iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % ]0 _' j* S* r5 ~! d! P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * K( d0 U+ Z N7 K+ R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 E; W+ k4 K1 X6 J3 E$ vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ n2 f: d/ j& P. D; U* M& V! \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " |4 @$ E7 v! \& z2 L" r
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 w' G. b% T' p: n# X
Teacher: What are you talking about? : ~3 L; Q6 y/ X ~6 Q/ N3 ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* _- l& N) o9 Y) u0 @1 i* _. N6 D+ JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 i) x R( j# I5 c/ V- R; A
Winnie: Me! 8 O, K" `" K1 w/ Z
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 y* u3 d" S$ C5 NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % A* z3 P) q6 n' |( I5 M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, w, `1 C+ e% X; D* ~$ J( uMillie: I is... ' ]* q K0 P' u/ \1 u9 S, B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 X1 `0 W( |' q ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 Z3 D0 l4 B8 g2 V
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 T* T, c' ]# p2 E8 e, m& P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 p( U' b9 h! H \
6 v4 j! g2 e* G' ETeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & ~- ~5 @( v! V9 q# V) r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& d5 X p4 Y* |9 h0 o& aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % e z% ~) a$ p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & P6 \, U( P6 ~. m; j6 w8 T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 f, y7 X6 i/ X6 {Harold: A teacher 0 G+ H1 z3 L+ G" N" T2 u1 D9 p
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