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6 I7 b3 ]% [5 e8 g1 L" K2 l, i yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 d5 t. q) Z9 uMaria: Here it is.
; p) H. P/ j, g6 V" k. M* p0 y+ kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 O0 Q4 _5 {# u. j7 ^7 v0 ?Class: Maria.
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2 K) {3 `1 c5 k1 H1 g' WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 S: `9 U4 r& ?7 @% ?2 Z; q- U4 Z0 dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 n6 R/ n; ?$ m& p5 FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* q9 v- {" t% s7 s! vTeacher: No, that's wrong
+ ^5 h2 d/ \9 o8 }5 L. SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ }; r. [1 C( o( k+ c6 k/ o" b7 F
3 y/ O$ R! l k: F" @# qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 u- [; _0 l1 ~) B# T5 `8 yDonald: H I J K L M N O. : I6 Z8 `5 ]$ b, @, h) B' i
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) u' y2 f" k5 T5 g6 _% o8 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 `: ?1 t4 a4 \% w
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * D0 ?. j* r, n* v* Q+ ^; k
Winnie: Me! $ D: ] a" k/ ^7 L$ k3 A# {
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 a' L) t c5 B4 ], y' B" ~( yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' x, a! o1 o6 j! B2 t7 nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' G" K+ ^" e+ X7 w, y1 SMillie: I is... * X3 c0 g( s3 T$ Y% z9 |6 L% c9 r# p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." W) u3 m2 l; F" R, k; a3 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - q9 G& Q: J8 S7 b: Y
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + t: c! [5 S. L) ^
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 f1 Q6 ~! |6 X: ^) r/ T/ t0 Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : }$ W+ Q5 X: D+ ~$ I6 I) e8 H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# w, _- \+ U' k! I8 IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 [, l2 W. G( p0 Q+ W: kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ @$ `7 q& _: }4 e9 } v5 lHarold: A teacher 1 Y* k$ `; S) D' o) k
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