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5 I# k2 k" x \3 ~0 g2 PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 t! @, b7 T! r! m% F$ L
Maria: Here it is.
: }& D( y; Z# {- M3 ^/ w; TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : O$ N' X" ^7 C. W
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# _3 c/ C) a* Z, c* a' k. jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ K/ z/ V/ z% G& K& h. f1 p* G0 J
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' q$ ^! ?* k! U+ H: E
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 y/ u) x% q5 M2 D" y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ F2 w# i$ Q/ s
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( u6 ?* z- ]7 j. O* T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * H p( H3 P0 d! e3 v$ J8 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
7 v; n2 x$ K- q5 ZTeacher: What are you talking about? - v u. {' y9 X2 b; m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ M z& i* z. B& F9 S" f( UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 C; l$ M5 k m; p
Winnie: Me! 8 `2 Q7 |6 Q6 F4 Y* b
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; C( [: g1 z; l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# N" _5 T( |7 mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) k, X' w- r" _" s) D9 Q
Millie: I is...
2 f1 x+ Q, h" z0 @! F( I3 BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 ^# o5 @" C9 T/ Z* cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) w/ a! e3 `2 Q. S9 s6 O6 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 W% ~0 c9 X( j, @$ bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# Z+ s: K% S8 r `: QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , k" r8 i. [; D) d, {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . h: n5 m5 d' B* j
3 s% L0 d* `7 V- U. \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 e: T2 R1 U" B& p$ ~Harold: A teacher 8 D" X$ x9 z7 c
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