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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& t/ j% _' g! j" O. ~Maria: Here it is.
6 q4 _$ R; Y/ U. b( Y" h3 wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 L3 @5 E. M* H! hClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 p" @% f8 }0 D. y; W7 i' G4 D) @% I: YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 h H& w8 W- |1 |% |
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 h: f" X, r9 Z3 b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 a; b$ N I! k" W& C
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) C1 O' I2 \9 m. L4 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 N9 Y6 D1 {7 A( I6 e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: n. w% U# K; x4 r* GTeacher: What are you talking about? : y5 D6 w) D* J) |# @# t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % ?8 x9 D5 H9 P; }! l
: m' H6 K9 w7 L- @: U Z1 HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 z( v4 g# m/ c
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 L) f" y8 Q! a2 x# i' f" L+ a, ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' }9 } |; d; o, F: D; S [/ QMillie: I is...
2 j4 w* N8 t$ Y* |/ X7 l% \+ NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. O% T+ j' S2 X, v3 [4 P9 ?( bMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & ]4 v; F6 R* ^. ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 M1 G U! Y0 U
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 ]& u4 T. v; ^9 @5 H, P8 TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 u r" L4 t$ [+ W" ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Z h. s3 L/ f% C& TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 l' }3 x4 W ]# d/ T3 VHarold: A teacher - g; m& b* D+ F2 V7 P
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