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( @0 K F5 I# `7 g0 Y. ATeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" v/ @, Y* ]/ h, z3 J+ k* D& s! x1 lMaria: Here it is. : R5 Z9 o7 k* ~) z- d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ ]9 }/ h7 j1 c o4 j* i9 i* ~
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8 R9 A. f$ Y3 w3 v) H& OTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 p7 \8 W( C. i; c. u2 ^; e
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 c, P' ?! c; ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 n6 k" A1 L9 q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ f0 ], F$ z( _% i3 e& `( V7 c/ r2 Q7 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 n, y+ X6 }& W1 J, p+ R) QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . R/ g; a) u- o; j- b& b2 D- e
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 M/ k. Q7 I5 _0 eDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 I+ W/ K; q6 k- C6 H
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, {5 G; _ _3 Y, o2 O+ t- x% f$ ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; [( e* G% \. {) v2 RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : D+ R% V/ o- S% A5 H2 r
Winnie: Me! 1 J5 d( ]7 q" Z' ^
& O% @; h, Z |. F: w/ k- gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" J! k9 p! A% I7 D3 H3 z8 {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ M5 J' |) l9 b$ o5 JMillie: I is... % p5 Z5 c1 u) b X* d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- p( j) t0 S# C4 N$ M* UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 s: @5 {4 ?; _+ B
) f% B, P. }" I- h( E( \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 S" Z2 ~4 y4 ^) D$ r! u3 t7 O' M; JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 w; }. m2 o- T' R
, X# A' Y6 p5 ]7 }# w0 NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( s% Q4 k# N6 o1 X3 ]/ Q- [0 USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- q3 _: a' o2 sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 A8 }7 D6 }; _ q [* BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. \4 j7 q; Z4 I% T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" ^+ X( F I3 O6 Q" Y- s8 U5 q9 KHarold: A teacher 6 Y! m( y$ Z! V; n; g, t8 L
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