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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' r5 U, c- [: \9 `Maria: Here it is.
9 ?' c0 q7 `# L* l8 U7 { C& D0 CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 ?3 u. a/ e* g- G4 o
Class: Maria. ! X/ t0 w. m& } s5 T. D0 R% Z
0 u" B& J6 J9 @; r" S& I5 xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 N- \% l" @/ q( v0 d7 d/ d( A. lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . c3 x- o1 m+ R5 e0 H$ `6 q3 y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- l& f X$ ~! G8 i: M+ QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' Y9 e% a" j' O6 [% y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; T" n5 } X/ o. N x& ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 f. x! r- _7 r `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # y' } Q- s8 M* W, x5 n4 n
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * _% a* _' j9 p, o
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 _9 G# K* a0 r3 v G1 f8 [5 I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! V( W2 D% n+ r2 r$ @' `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! B6 d' Z1 H& J! N
Winnie: Me! & G/ i" H: m, r% t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 R' W) C, a% ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + ?( G$ ~ e4 J. n( ]3 _
Millie: I is... 7 {% G1 p. ^0 _; x. `# o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 d! `$ V9 S' s0 r$ |# f" k/ w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. w/ E0 ]' Z, q: u3 ^; iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" ~" w) P% Q3 |* Q. f4 p/ s# @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- j& ]1 \! r( q( n+ v- T4 P# P' aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + A8 }. v7 H. ^5 \; x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' m d) V K7 u |: f, c
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + `+ @+ @9 s7 `1 Q. G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 @4 U) g3 m6 t- [9 I2 F
Harold: A teacher 3 s, e. j$ m- ^* @
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