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5 u- [3 i6 a! XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' j9 y9 O. l! e+ e6 ]4 v
Maria: Here it is. * O; y/ x% v8 h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " C p5 m& b- y4 `% U
Class: Maria. 1 o% D5 c3 Q" ]+ U( l7 u+ u8 z J4 x
- k# H) K$ Z) j& KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! Z/ Q1 _: `# g/ LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / G" Z$ E) K( A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 w! M( e) O5 I$ U
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! h+ O: @; M* p+ y5 N& h+ T2 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , U7 A, d" n& P( n9 z) a
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , `: l8 Q+ }& g, Z% J' b
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
! \# Y, o1 l/ D' ZTeacher: What are you talking about? " D d5 F) E3 D( ^: F! P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 E' {" e1 Z# ?/ k) V- Y. K
d* d# j4 V" A& YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 T( w- \: k H' Q0 EWinnie: Me!
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3 S# G# O/ b: c- w( K$ R" P& t7 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 i2 @% `/ D! Y( D0 R" G! F' v7 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * U! j& d: y) f, @
5 S0 d% c& g) Q2 n( s. W6 R8 cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& Y4 W/ A5 e; t/ E$ ]' gMillie: I is... 2 G' {- [- h5 S7 i- M% n: P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- V. e0 @ ^7 ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : m9 b2 S$ ?" ]8 x
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 D* ?# |+ A) {2 z8 l8 r N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. R. j ]3 n' e" N7 n4 ^1 ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, s& s) U$ C k0 R2 _" GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! r7 v* [4 b# }; W% cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 m" h, O8 |' Q3 n. Q/ h, Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 P6 U* R, u; D0 O7 I9 W# R2 Y
Harold: A teacher
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