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4 p. ?( g! |6 D: ?Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! D0 F: ~, k* K, ]* z" |, M& |9 v
Maria: Here it is. , @ J+ E1 G. F( M2 V# a* v: A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* `) P4 b7 g* M | l! {8 v. t4 qClass: Maria.
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+ F: O& Y1 @: m- z' ?5 ]1 \/ YTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % j. s! o9 _2 ]" V3 p6 f7 o! d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 c: g6 x; {5 C+ ^6 V0 P/ i! @
# ~9 m1 V. N6 g5 N" ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 O1 y! f( v, W) c4 u4 mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 w; q2 `- h( o) HTeacher: No, that's wrong + k- ~( V; @& C0 E2 d% i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! A5 D/ }+ a0 |5 q; S/ uDonald: H I J K L M N O.
0 H0 J' ]' {' ]; Y; y/ nTeacher: What are you talking about?
% H/ W$ Z9 N$ R8 {: N8 v/ }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % m x& B/ V+ Z/ J: @$ V
" A6 M+ I/ u b! LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + f% v1 g: S, k9 O+ A+ c( a
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: E2 s" Z: W4 ]9 h7 Q" _* X& l. tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " u4 E2 s; }% f% S+ J# X9 U0 r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * M. v! R) i- g
Millie: I is... : ?$ a1 g; T9 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - q/ P( A4 Q# @; a" y1 U# ?) n2 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / s3 f. k. I* A" }$ {& T
0 r" F( J7 I; @5 ~6 qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 s- g4 @; d) ?& H: nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* @8 U- h1 J) uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 X! V: j6 _; t7 `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 I! j. v5 |! j3 h) qTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; g' z: U r E; l1 k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 f. q3 l- e+ ]# h4 w; l5 \
; ~. p/ m Y4 M+ J: NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / ]! w# o* O9 G; q0 {; j4 }
Harold: A teacher
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