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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ Q4 E- @- i* i p- }6 WMaria: Here it is. 5 s& w/ c1 g, H! {% E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 @! M: `0 h$ B- h8 r4 {0 oClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 h8 \: J9 b( H k8 s9 GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 D- r) ]) D* [/ @2 o6 `1 u
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 c' R5 L( v+ U3 G0 f# x: R, b' }
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# G6 t+ ~+ B; H& Z: fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* [7 n% w% C& X' E7 UDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 ]5 w3 H0 t d* ?/ `8 U4 y6 Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? / ^* F3 V& ]; C
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( v! p- m( e" i. ]' ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - z! j* }- i/ @3 H. w" [/ l
Winnie: Me!
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: C3 x n6 r& fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / C; d/ J# c/ R1 z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 c% x$ Y& y9 G! J1 D K. j
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : H" L; {* X S
Millie: I is... ! \3 ~/ ~& d4 A9 i9 x/ _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 z7 p* R' _! E3 k' v5 j" c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# j: K) f5 W6 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ p! ^9 v. E- G1 a" C# z& {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * U9 o' O- L2 Z4 H' ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ P5 }* b1 Q/ t* {5 |* Y- z" k X- E) S: wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' e* ~* s6 \* B! Z
; I8 k( u+ I0 J' _6 Z1 @- g- LTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 J, F- N$ Q6 i( s# F& ^3 GHarold: A teacher
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