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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 s7 V# \; O8 S% r( P
Maria: Here it is. . c+ T( y; x' m# U# d& R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* Z% x0 ?: G I$ x. dClass: Maria. 9 ~ m. {0 u' ~. }5 _7 \5 Y: q* Z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ E' M# D+ L7 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : a" H7 k% p! \; S
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 E7 j r6 G2 IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / B6 o5 h( W7 x# X* I, C
Teacher: No, that's wrong : v U9 c/ t5 N- Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( s, o8 {# |, {! w( MDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 c% s: T! }( [# i( ?
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 B. I; s# v; E: T5 a' B* z9 W! o' W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 ^6 K2 h W' L; `
$ ?8 ^( A) d# ?9 j3 wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : \8 d; A% h! V% \6 n$ \# `
Winnie: Me! 3 o/ L; H: u6 u8 b
' X3 I: l" I/ |3 A4 _ @5 L. dTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 J8 W F) L! C3 Y8 S8 w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ f- P5 `, }' n/ C/ @0 ?' H, ~% o+ uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; x" e0 u1 R: G% v; i) C; n6 BMillie: I is... . Z7 L N. M" m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + }' c2 f* e$ j$ P$ P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" x8 O. |- d, Y2 fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & u4 S: U4 n: i8 d3 B8 r
+ }9 H# n8 I5 }3 K& \% `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . L" Y2 J9 b! K1 S: y0 [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? [0 n0 D% S0 }6 c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 C# E/ y$ N1 u/ |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 h( f) X! {( q1 m- r2 h5 z9 g* b
Harold: A teacher ( }# f- Y+ Y- L, g+ s- ]- W
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