Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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' [# S- S8 N( K' O$ X/ tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 P5 g$ _5 h0 }1 `8 \/ KMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

$ a, W0 W5 i& u0 M9 QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; ?2 b- ~8 g+ z$ STeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, a% y% g$ ^7 w0 J8 JTeacher: What are you talking about?
& G5 g0 ~: Q9 W0 g2 j9 x6 NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

: ^4 ]. r; E6 M" }" nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ [5 V" [" s, iWinnie: Me!

: c$ _' h  `6 n6 h4 j. [3 lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 F# y0 Z3 k7 gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! ^* @, @2 ?+ T# t) F$ ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; ]% X9 {1 _( C6 l9 D3 A8 S; o+ DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 m  X7 M  d7 o$ G$ QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 M# c* Y9 Y9 J  y% S4 z( g, hHarold: A teacher

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