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6 G; S- N! ^- p: I) STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + c) I6 i) ?, `
Maria: Here it is. % B" |3 u6 ?- _: y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 k3 X! m8 ~- ^; [: V, ~$ _
Class: Maria.
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$ [* h9 Z# h0 Y+ e5 i" Q! XTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 G4 \8 }3 z/ |John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 ^+ n3 q* K- }$ f6 kTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- Y2 ]* b& Z8 h. {" WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& l0 S; ^9 c4 M% zTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 {4 U) W' o) O2 K dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 g* f- V# I8 I! {, m: w# D& n7 o
& e4 |; Q2 r1 ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) O5 `: [# H! R6 ]. c4 IDonald: H I J K L M N O. + S" `# n" a6 a0 K8 t1 j0 `" I; \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. p/ I: d6 @$ A* ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 I- P0 D ?. v4 [9 LWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? O3 T) q. }! W( h' E Q/ \: m* E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 Q9 W. w; |. z6 O8 ^Millie: I is... 5 |& ^9 R0 D+ n" i3 Q1 o! |% B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! E9 m) K( x9 l/ J& y9 \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * a$ D, L) T1 Y" X
( e1 M$ f! C9 w. ]4 h m% ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! }* W. ?% m& {" m- h' D3 T" ?; L
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : k, {8 e" M4 _5 f
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 Q9 I% \! P# O7 K3 _ K9 D, h+ L2 \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; C* `, }; f( p1 i2 I/ M' G! R/ D/ vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 {. m% A/ R, {. F/ _+ EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 M# ]9 x/ g, r+ S# [
Harold: A teacher
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