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" x$ \5 ^. }# {. HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 M. h! s# ]; a" b# S7 ]: S3 o% H; VMaria: Here it is.
0 T G8 N9 h# b" W2 b+ o: x2 sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + R" h+ ^4 x8 ~: F G8 N* [
Class: Maria. 5 X0 [$ ] ?+ Z& O: `' K
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 d9 P9 U% v! f, d4 a* R2 ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 {+ W1 _9 f% d5 b) O+ t4 b. A9 l
; q9 Z; p+ r/ U) }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. v4 b2 z$ v+ h3 Q5 }/ v' V7 iGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 q# {# y3 n" p" B: H9 lTeacher: No, that's wrong + `2 N- E u8 W( ~. y' |3 W5 z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / k( R: f& K0 X& d1 {* d
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) ]+ \4 K# o% z: x( z7 \/ F
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 T5 R7 N. A, V1 R( bTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 D, u( X' x" C8 E8 E+ u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 q# M7 y) s" B0 A( ?2 VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 u% S h/ i( n$ zWinnie: Me!
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3 l1 ?" R7 ^, y( ~( U E$ NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 q7 a% F- L' K/ U4 Q: f- }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 ^5 @. c) G" e2 Q( zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , w7 x: @6 N) p$ a2 G8 [
Millie: I is... ; f% c7 t2 r. B" h+ s T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
g/ I$ {# g3 q( x4 EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 U1 k5 O S- v5 _$ ~; f/ Y8 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ b* Q# k! O" A3 CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ d9 r+ p- |7 V) P8 V
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, h0 ^5 {; q9 ]' cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # s2 E3 j- q' h. y' D
2 u. |7 F( g, ~+ H8 G: r' K1 ` z UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 r1 i& r* J0 RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ e0 z9 R0 B- @. ?& O8 lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: \1 h4 F1 |4 Z! r, zHarold: A teacher 2 ~4 l, V) i0 _# e' p/ g
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