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2 d& u& J; l9 N, OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! F/ p& j- R1 v* F+ I1 Z f
Maria: Here it is. 9 {; V& x* `4 D7 d0 o; |5 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : \+ v7 r" k0 f
Class: Maria. 5 Q$ o( [8 i* i- c
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? {6 _) Z. Y p1 b7 r! S, s
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% {, L& \% [ E# a) e/ W( _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 M; y ~2 K7 W1 `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 k# Z$ C7 B; {: i# l
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 y/ f( g E5 A9 ]) Z2 X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 r b: h0 R; V- ?: t$ T" d- i8 g
5 Y# \1 |- A r: I5 C+ LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 V @0 F( W5 C+ oDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( }& c7 p% K: _$ z% S. w# ^' j' jTeacher: What are you talking about? , ?+ g0 ~2 R9 q9 v% W3 O+ K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ b6 v# I V- j( j& l/ aWinnie: Me!
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1 \! A0 q% K3 vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + K1 n: Y3 c) P) `8 N" c3 M# K' i
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 S6 @; O; J2 S# G! X* ^4 G
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& j# d- l( E% n/ \- j$ WMillie: I is...
$ C( a$ W9 M3 Y, f8 nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( I9 s4 M! S# ~: Q' h& r; j# E7 o+ R$ pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 r4 l2 A# J' @. y$ g8 |0 h
# U- e* R5 a/ z M2 [# C6 qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # U+ {9 _ A$ M% R
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 P" \6 G4 O: }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - P5 l1 W" S, P. V3 [. @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( {& R+ b, `2 @) B; E
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
M$ m, i6 @' Q( ~& SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 J/ O! s9 i- T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / o# n7 c( s* Q+ A' k+ E( u6 L5 R
Harold: A teacher
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