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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! x2 H0 d& y' H6 j
Maria: Here it is. & J7 ?9 I2 A" e
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 h/ g; Y4 R$ b# }! a sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. Q) E; D8 H- C/ U) o' w% uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. J- j. F+ H- R; |4 v3 TTeacher: No, that's wrong
: i/ X* a- A# s/ |& n0 `" h' F6 pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 }8 {/ j R' J2 E9 V! |+ T w6 g# ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ D; D: s, z( K4 ]9 zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 ~/ `5 r A* U- [9 D6 g0 @6 NTeacher: What are you talking about? ! B, e( G$ \* M7 t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 w: F1 w* b b. N. hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( t4 d# W% W l4 u0 R
Winnie: Me! * A4 K, w" ?0 G* e
' ~% Q' H7 B5 m- _' jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 u+ F5 D. G# j8 V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 h( t* S2 u& l2 MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & Y) v1 {6 v# S/ M2 [7 `
Millie: I is... ' Z$ j. i. c. x0 f& C8 Z+ h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % p- o. i; Z6 t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 `' B" @5 ^) w
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 {$ ^% ?3 C+ [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, [. D1 p& D+ Y; n0 l4 N& O6 zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; T5 n0 H* E, E. c. b7 `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 j- v- ?% R* s* x4 NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 b6 S5 l4 b5 `( zClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / ]+ P: s2 r0 Y, D+ G1 D' C) v) Y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 Z3 `6 _' h3 ^0 A
Harold: A teacher
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