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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . h! n. G% R4 @$ F/ u
Maria: Here it is.
- d) K& l9 c) d9 E1 a% FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ E- N: P& _, }% H
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/ T' Y1 R% z% xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; S% g8 ?# R. \6 R! M/ lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; z4 O& ?( @+ y6 P7 P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , M, L( q5 f$ A$ d& K
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 _) r* b: |; r) k @4 [1 q8 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" h# r& {: q6 k- p7 j4 _5 iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 \/ s: h2 V" C. [' M R
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ Y E! B- a8 k$ A! _( c& cTeacher: What are you talking about?
& p* f/ u/ `6 X& I! ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 {! Q9 p1 K$ c2 vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 e0 q! @8 g4 G% X) p( ?2 C+ uWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- S8 l3 K' D3 b E* Z- c% QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. E* n6 ~8 g3 J: m m- M2 G7 r! B
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' |8 b2 A: I: m. G5 fMillie: I is... " D0 A1 c9 F3 A! o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + I0 C; W# b) |8 R' }: G. A9 F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 E' B, B9 u/ l/ W" m, i6 ^& I# g6 q
$ L6 K) s6 [8 T7 A- S+ cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - h. ^2 ^6 o- |1 v8 D% D, r9 n; _3 k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 U! B5 J s4 P9 h! S' [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # i5 z* ]! z: s0 Z4 [3 k
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 p* k2 V4 b6 C) aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' T9 R% D3 Z4 Q9 c
Harold: A teacher
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