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2 a0 c7 q3 u3 k4 J1 zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 ]) N: r1 o: i- G/ i6 `6 ZMaria: Here it is. # |$ `' d6 f% U- `! h" y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 {$ ]4 e( L5 h8 h; e2 dClass: Maria. * w5 G/ z& j: k5 K& m. O0 d
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + S+ J2 b: W- S, x
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) P) t2 y- E) l9 R+ W9 R+ NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) C* }! P9 V* x0 H9 ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 q$ ]: r1 I/ H% F$ U# e5 JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) S8 K5 t: x' N0 j: p& q8 v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 K5 Q6 r9 _ S7 l/ c: ^7 P XTeacher: What are you talking about? % [5 _% P3 O1 t5 l3 Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& f+ u( n2 I8 U" K& [( X- `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( ~9 a$ `+ Z! Q! mWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? s5 X# O' O7 u) @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* o% q: ]/ H7 O: M: V9 }; Z2 NMillie: I is... 1 s6 N. B8 y2 K& k& W8 ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ j6 X/ q7 c. n2 G- oMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 Q2 `; I/ V8 Q2 H% ^
. `; ]& e9 K& W$ t, O7 ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; z" S2 s: ~& W5 g* ^" k# ^ GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * Z: Z; _ q$ t0 S5 `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( z3 n) L" V9 _5 B8 K0 Q9 p
' C* ?& |; u. r j* zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; N6 O* F5 x$ ]) HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # p# W2 a1 P" D8 W* n; O' `
Harold: A teacher
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