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2 V1 y$ X9 x& l: QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
|0 U+ d0 E }$ Q, EMaria: Here it is. 0 j) T! G' h; R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + l' C8 V9 \: ~0 B6 g1 A+ O I
Class: Maria. ( ~0 @+ z) b( J7 Y
! ?1 y) h$ f6 ^6 bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 l" }4 h* B; V! f& M! \& b/ t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 Z0 B: [1 w4 X8 _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" q; ^+ y1 m, E! b; G9 f7 q7 QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- V% u0 U0 F7 E- l- |Teacher: No, that's wrong
; x" U- r* s1 t9 n+ n# p+ VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . A9 C- N( D! K$ t! n6 B
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 z8 [6 }) P$ A. w0 q5 UTeacher: What are you talking about?
- n* \2 F( ~& TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ [+ n$ j1 y* {, C7 w. X
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' q4 y+ R- |5 ]3 ~
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . n2 g J0 Y7 U! ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, t u& b2 R0 W. b% J% vMillie: I is...
- [7 Q9 }* `3 ?6 j# W7 mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- V1 j, J/ ^$ x# W* c" sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 J g% Z2 F7 y$ lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 T# H. o R [- V5 qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 S% J, i. o0 _; nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 K. c9 _" ~7 S- f* l7 d% L2 OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" A' c7 ^& }* ]- U# l( pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * A* K4 x+ C0 m
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- Y/ L$ I$ X7 s) w" K! D: A2 uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* h* l( D& {8 u8 e( Y. K" J9 YHarold: A teacher 5 }7 E9 U R4 F8 f. U
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