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) D, K# H$ N( i: C* {7 ?- eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' t- [$ z9 [2 y) e4 T# E ^Maria: Here it is.
0 n- ~, R7 I, G* x9 X9 n; t: d, CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & a A0 [4 t7 K1 V
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + G4 i0 s& c) D# X0 c& _# A
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 P8 U o8 ^3 d! l
: K& {. Y7 [1 ]' |8 TTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! p, @# N5 M$ q$ f5 F' O8 u6 y9 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. g5 l W5 ]& W$ z% ]Teacher: No, that's wrong + ^7 E% ?, `& u% J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 ^3 k2 z3 c) W8 F+ HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' \8 T, m. Z9 J% xDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( f5 y1 t! E3 FTeacher: What are you talking about?
E: W U( }1 G1 `0 J Y6 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. U4 `/ ^4 [1 j# J2 Z* k7 J( h
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. Z! g! s# e, @; X( n. z5 SWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# i" b7 s* r f" @# g- [& NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( s' S1 F0 M- i$ x
0 j: P+ U7 O! d/ Q3 FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: t* @' L# A! H; g0 W# ?Millie: I is...
& Y; o8 T6 \& y/ I |9 nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 `9 N& z- X5 U6 g1 v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 R7 p' X* O% U3 O6 A
4 o3 A3 s/ M" R3 Q2 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( R1 E3 F& ]& F% J6 c6 \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + I' M1 i+ l/ m o& _
; c$ O9 H7 q8 s9 Q' r4 eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- [/ X F( ]& }& z) h. [1 ?% c) @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & i/ ^1 E7 A4 q x5 d$ e+ T+ S, A% T
: r5 {( T( k# }# XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! P; y) g. M. h. S ]/ ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 y, y0 m- y+ t7 l3 T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( I# {0 T, p6 @5 S& ?
Harold: A teacher
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