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& z. D4 P; M4 K/ ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- F. Y, J: J3 p# L8 @0 e+ XMaria: Here it is.
# Z( ^, P8 W, D9 U. y( WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 t7 [/ s9 t) V4 M9 R
Class: Maria. 8 D/ K+ j* |' e
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 ]" |& R. f- W: f3 y: [) I% G
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * F$ }. x ^, v% ]4 M9 a% E
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . H' T" i& V. b/ `2 v; T1 ], B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 W+ r. G1 z3 rTeacher: No, that's wrong , _" @6 J+ ^% }. Z3 h5 v: q5 y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - V# {% n- V+ v4 p) G
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# @( [% z# t! Y; ?! V, I2 iDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 q% P* M9 N+ R" ~3 ^' E
Teacher: What are you talking about? + o; N1 \) n- J
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 Z4 {* I( X4 C. f# v+ [( q
- b! N* {0 T% D( l6 P# p7 y& eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) @! J) o# H" x
Winnie: Me!
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! p% d/ e1 P" B3 T6 }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 N9 b1 s* g' p; f' T2 K8 P" {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 [# h l: A# ~: I) K @; lMillie: I is... ! K# h/ y! n6 l9 e1 ?/ a) r. |: A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % O* C5 `: y, }2 j$ p) |. w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # a/ `+ O: d2 {: E# G1 @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 K& P4 }9 `1 J* M( YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: T: [6 }' z9 C, y. ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * H: X) c9 n6 p. k/ v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " D; c! r1 l6 o C9 o3 T% n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ n! T# v' T4 Y& n6 j7 F |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. [3 W2 `/ O3 ]8 AHarold: A teacher
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