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7 e! ~1 G" `* t. DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
q. L; s9 T* @Maria: Here it is.
& L; |. `1 n" I7 Q' ?# JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 v: ]" s3 k- m/ I/ b1 a
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 \2 M1 p! s+ w+ v6 f' M1 ]/ `John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; Z2 Y( H! J* I5 Z/ ~( V" q# w% U0 k
" Z: Q( ?* \+ Q& n1 u% t( ?# n& H1 GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 @; \6 |8 t. g9 d" @% }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. S; q$ ]; j0 \* D6 j7 y X% s1 P1 wTeacher: No, that's wrong
+ B0 {" J+ T7 G* o1 GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ v% J- N: [3 J+ F4 A* u* ]5 D
0 ^; `8 L# z/ T) o, ]' b7 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ Y" r# p V! y$ l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. w, c7 n0 I) ~, G. H; q' _2 dTeacher: What are you talking about? % m* G4 z x. d$ X! \& A
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- t- T) D6 _' z: l3 d1 v) KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 h- F! g+ a+ F
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- u4 `2 Y# K/ X0 n# aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 b( j3 L/ c5 e5 t) k0 ?0 H+ h* g! R
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / @8 {$ p) a' X. v2 u- X
Millie: I is... # L' Q9 ?9 B& W' m4 V @9 f9 ?( Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : ~: y# G5 d8 i. [" C. u' V) g$ M
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' q$ \& V3 W6 ^: g [) N) G
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" L, P$ Q6 Z# iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 r5 w5 k$ d9 ^9 f( q* X N
" x }. g: f. F- a3 m6 O. iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - ]; \0 U: U) s: S- ]5 W7 ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 g U- T5 R4 M5 LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! p- f4 b# @+ K [) |( U
2 F6 h$ n5 E4 a% u) I) yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 F" v/ v# A0 f3 o6 H& G: N. F
Harold: A teacher
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