 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
4 B5 W3 Y+ W) _7 S' g7 ^$ c# ~) M* p' W# N1 T; `4 U2 G
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% F. c! [# ^# g* c/ _0 r3 HMaria: Here it is. ; D" k" U: }6 j1 S7 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 n% B. _, Y: V6 zClass: Maria. * f9 X0 ^% D4 @1 E5 C1 A3 o. J
+ [9 ^, B/ ~9 f3 n( s
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % j* T( B5 [/ x+ q: W1 I; G- X
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( Y& Y' V7 y/ u& I" H- o& f
# i; H7 M& f$ P S5 T% ?
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 r. B+ a+ o) J3 S6 v6 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# r; f6 L+ o6 D4 {Teacher: No, that's wrong % a* M g; [" K" h# M _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / ]" H1 O0 T# j7 J9 [
/ Q6 r& T3 r4 o! C1 G- r) Q- E3 C
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 Z' [+ T' o' V% I3 A( J% ?; BDonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 I @: ]8 v/ ~Teacher: What are you talking about? - o4 n/ M6 v' N1 C& J, _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ I- V. w0 W0 c5 L- Q6 Z
* R4 I; p9 \ V6 j# ]8 Q6 FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, H! ^: A3 ]& ~9 c( w* z* OWinnie: Me! ; S( p/ S- G( K. c' i0 O L* C. ~
6 {0 b- F2 A2 G; b2 cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 L. B: u+ \1 i6 nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - Q. d# n5 A& Z
$ S3 b/ V. l, j7 Q. n
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ l) `9 U" B2 V5 gMillie: I is... , Z# q' Y; T) m; F A' J0 x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; y1 T! u7 b/ N p" Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
( b4 L5 y& y: {: {: B, z
3 [* ^; l( q0 Z- sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; X2 \4 R* j3 Z6 b. M- \" b3 mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
; j! ]" {& v% j1 o0 C6 b
* A! `" C; v2 [; y5 I/ dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? s$ G, C: C5 L7 C. X" J- H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. x# Z. j; F K1 B% h
: m- U9 V! P1 ?* d9 v6 I
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 ^$ n6 B& G5 C! }5 ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
; E' [( g3 t/ f. F& k
. D6 {: h1 f) j9 W! L! @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- [ j0 w- m& zHarold: A teacher , `5 }* a$ H- b: s- h; |/ G& ~6 }; X
. q. q- \0 B* V7 W! ]
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
