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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' j/ q2 g$ u5 n% n! X
Maria: Here it is. 0 j/ s% y' g8 q2 f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& x7 t* W0 t8 l9 n- fClass: Maria.
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+ q0 ^0 k. C# K0 U4 ~9 {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" e! h' x4 a) DJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / q6 E6 c" ^ c: \- a7 k+ ?& S1 C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! X6 t: N( t1 |5 SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 O0 `' x9 p0 u8 a2 }2 |5 J/ a1 i; cTeacher: No, that's wrong
* k' ?" P) [. H2 E- F8 GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! r2 ^/ N1 ]* m) p; J
! N% x( F9 p! m1 G" CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- M% z3 h2 k3 s0 XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
, f+ `9 N5 Y; @# @( H/ Q/ a: {) pTeacher: What are you talking about? i" S; l9 m4 G% r& F8 f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ B0 {. u# B' P
+ P+ X) Z- g8 T9 n( |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 P2 C. i* m4 IWinnie: Me! 2 c5 _9 N" m& z6 J a# ^
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; N; L7 W! N h7 V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; C3 }8 Z7 N4 p5 [1 R$ o: T% `
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." E7 P! }' i5 i) ~$ s- w8 G" Q+ B i
Millie: I is... " Y- X D) [6 X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ c/ E, f& F8 C6 u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - X& x A% \+ V" v5 D4 R8 j9 v/ s6 s3 I
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 _! @6 s+ U' y/ V9 E) bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 r( w; \8 l! ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 p1 y2 O: y. Z+ P9 _4 `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: p' s y6 A8 h+ w% gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ v- S+ d9 [. s0 t# P$ m) D6 l4 _' XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? H4 s$ `; l( p9 Y a& z6 U( j7 V" D8 x
Harold: A teacher * O( ~, w) _( F5 [
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