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S( X- k, U1 J2 F! p5 ^4 \* x8 \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' B9 E' p) U, T: F) j0 nMaria: Here it is. ! @0 u! x+ R% m2 L; l* k2 r: X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # N4 V& h# n1 _- _6 w1 S
Class: Maria. * U5 S V# R9 r! u& L
7 \* c3 |6 z9 A' ]. j2 Z) U9 o( Z% j+ G! jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Y, @; E3 a* I: \9 a/ W6 ~John: You told me to do it without using tables. - T9 c8 n; J! {, s
; M; _! D1 I5 {% Y8 k. ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" ^8 {6 \6 r! AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , g1 q' |" d- n1 A
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' m8 G" j7 p1 d0 \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% K U. X' P, [- j* ~. {Donald: H I J K L M N O. , u6 Z( L% o: e _8 @/ D: ^, ?
Teacher: What are you talking about? % b5 @# o/ n% |5 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( o# {* ?5 y% R; h9 V4 ?4 J; r% [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. p, W: `% Y3 V9 s n/ hWinnie: Me! & D, `9 J& ^2 X, j, a( @
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " ~% d% Z# ^3 g/ N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 \6 Y& S1 ?# j! h# g$ [ O6 N2 B
# g6 |! |% i# q" WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- T4 `+ _% m1 K% d3 A2 q9 S. h" YMillie: I is... 0 g# s1 q- R- d8 ^, K6 h. ~! \: u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 K$ I! f- w. b0 W g/ {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" u- k! o; y: u5 ?6 ?6 eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- l4 u# [9 d0 a) I, U# |2 y% C( ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 Y9 |& D* k! C+ U" A- m6 xSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. t9 V9 ~. ]0 C5 e9 I9 H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" j* ~" Y) p+ V# Z% NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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y( W: \9 v1 Y9 F( B1 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 N9 s; F6 t; M$ ~8 h" ?& ?% |8 OHarold: A teacher
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