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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
X8 U- v' G3 d% s5 wMaria: Here it is.
' r* R( T: m( KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 b7 \! z2 V7 p+ @Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + A% j* D! G: p
John: You told me to do it without using tables. j. f) d) q5 ~9 W1 _( Z$ V* g) D4 Q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , j. H6 s) M3 H7 v( k4 \) ]2 f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) Q1 d* E$ k. q/ D2 r; ATeacher: No, that's wrong
6 V4 k$ {8 \ J6 t8 xGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 A) ~" `$ I- f
2 n" j0 l3 w C1 s4 S8 w( [. VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " f d; C' t. M3 b
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
v* k8 x$ g/ q# N* R2 gTeacher: What are you talking about? . p, t7 c7 x, X( h7 M% Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# f! B: q" _- }& ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , W& S6 Z8 J9 P% G7 i5 @& J
Winnie: Me! 2 ~; E5 ^* k% ~4 S0 p$ G
! h' Y) W1 _) R, X5 mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ C) K9 I& `, x: C$ t( N# wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) D" @" D% Z3 h
Millie: I is...
) d: a+ Z( | G3 N w' qTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
p+ B! S) Y0 ] G; pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 E" l' p" i; sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; k* v% M' S+ G7 k, j9 t0 @+ xLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ k( D. m% _1 Y# mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, X# f5 t. Y, @: S! U; @$ OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( S# d8 Y% e* G1 ], r" a$ L/ K! XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 e+ b. m! n q6 h- ]( [+ E. ]
) c# }* N9 ~9 r. JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; X, J: K. G; [
Harold: A teacher
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