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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) |% X, U& q5 J7 p+ P8 S. A& E
Maria: Here it is.
" @% x1 `7 ]& |2 }! w. ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( Q' P( D1 U! }* C% I
Class: Maria.
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4 r$ z, R2 q6 @" oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 I8 J* F% q6 g; dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( p! F$ a7 s' B3 \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) Y' ~) }: Y0 x* ~* p% n" o( CGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ X, @# i0 ?" ]: Z+ ]. r4 ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ \. J# u" R2 o. O8 w/ ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + h( K' w M- z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 b. ^7 ~# ?1 ?2 T
Teacher: What are you talking about?
?* E1 L( D' ?, g( b" V! d3 F4 A; wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 c; C- k5 O' a4 H# R
8 f+ N/ E' V6 e( I0 N! u* e: WTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # e" }5 c1 b5 B! n) B& m
Winnie: Me! f( u+ J; Y0 r" M& A
" v1 Z2 \4 d# y+ o/ [- ~4 e+ W* pTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ D; v) m1 ^ y. [& B8 g7 y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + \. {% i, M. u5 S5 |- n1 t
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ t) t1 z2 p, Z4 y5 E: XMillie: I is...
8 @) s0 E7 _- X3 \$ A$ `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; |- \; R7 Z% I$ WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' J1 i) C8 @+ WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- d- t& g* S& eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 c/ g6 Y" G" O& [( D- M! o' R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # ?& v6 g7 [7 ^2 {2 E7 m
4 M" }; K8 E1 b V- s0 Q/ s% q7 V8 xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ D$ X5 F. H0 Z% e0 [3 X. u! }* I" u( mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 u' K# K4 E2 r$ P& ?/ C
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' u' V, F' T7 h0 V4 G) ^+ uHarold: A teacher 9 d5 k, r: |5 t0 K
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