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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / b) v& J4 f+ e4 N t+ ]5 B$ Q
Maria: Here it is.
7 ?# H' N0 I6 ]. t% [Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, \: O, T. F! `* ?& c2 AClass: Maria. ' ]' ]# u: D p1 j( ` t
- }! d) M# J [3 Q# |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
^; B/ {* u% e& \$ O& jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * x2 I- ?1 x- m j* w y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 o F! h, b9 p* m( TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 v: I. F- f# D& E* |$ d* x$ _% J: eTeacher: No, that's wrong * t1 T, d7 [( _$ e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # j. X( g$ G9 q3 U* I
9 U" Z5 n6 [7 C) |% D0 d3 eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ U( K) f# N+ E' a7 G9 D1 k8 H2 [Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( ^: t* C7 Y! D. f3 h6 i
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% C/ U) r* b4 s2 Q w- F# d9 x; LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; U# w. u% n- n
1 J% R/ z, i0 I$ m7 oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: W4 W- j6 R4 FWinnie: Me! 8 v" W- N( e! q/ m0 Y$ H1 X
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; W& u2 x7 x1 q2 Z; F+ ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! d; h) i3 [5 b( T
) \1 K0 G6 ?, s9 s4 K- o% OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 I$ y; J( d# KMillie: I is...
& Y6 q; H! S) Q; GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # G0 a3 S2 r) B* P' `+ f; P& p4 B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 f9 L9 e1 E6 O# H
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" {% g; C) o6 D. iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % p% m! o3 g; {9 m& o6 E
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! }+ V; e$ u* a( N* ?/ V8 D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . h, U( d- H: L) [6 b. _% V; ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , f, H% Q L8 F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* S9 T7 f, W- z9 \4 ~. X: pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 K9 o3 m V. ~* qHarold: A teacher 1 {1 ~- a6 @5 }# ?+ q4 H
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