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" C: o5 ]8 D: U" K/ YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 k& s: T. J3 k7 f5 L4 RMaria: Here it is. 8 }6 T( _. z2 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
~4 }' S# F" J7 d# T" yClass: Maria. 6 Q! W) |# ^; \/ W4 H8 p4 q
$ j4 u+ L e7 c$ y0 K* c& nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . b8 x1 g0 Z' h# o: }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. Y4 U+ [% p& m% d! Z
4 V% V" i6 P z) i: K A, _5 VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: C/ ~; Y9 W( S+ HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 `) c( i3 W( v& i- n: }6 r
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 m! g% J; Z9 v7 J% `% w# MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 b3 Y& B" _. [2 [; Q' jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; b- y. q3 u! i4 g" {Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' M6 U+ N+ o1 n& ]. Z/ N @1 h
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 g: m% C. w; t7 o1 Z K# qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 Q) `& J- m l7 Q" g5 VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 X( u, a- k0 Z" \9 p( [Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: `. t2 W8 L8 H1 E1 b( Y/ KGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 C' ], L! N* f' n. G
* r* C9 q w5 x6 p# F4 |, \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 z% o! }9 `- C9 p+ Q; L* {Millie: I is...
9 V6 [ @* q: @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* l4 h& l$ S" ], @7 j) [Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + ~; ~) `. m4 l. \- c/ R( B
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % L' D# F4 z& O4 g& W1 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" b- N" \! z: j7 E& f# ]7 x4 B. wTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( b1 D, B6 e" l b- K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 a$ ~' I: d: m+ `Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 l: x& @1 p1 B0 KHarold: A teacher
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