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0 g" G( d9 D& ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 i% H0 X. S6 m3 w' K# KMaria: Here it is.
2 q& Y# j3 i; C( w8 ^4 M* K1 uTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: y8 b3 B. C/ J2 G6 kClass: Maria. ; o- K2 Q0 Z) ?- p" g: w1 @8 W
$ J" o W" c& ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / ~+ I ?0 A" L# p9 Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % o P; k- N' M5 B- u& | \
8 {1 P$ z6 w" Y9 r/ `' ~* WTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : q1 ^- ~5 V. ?( X' L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" e( L% C+ h9 K) nTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 h, i# c4 L& X1 R# n- k2 A) Y& IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 @+ {3 C* i* c JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; m7 d, J" |9 P- K( UDonald: H I J K L M N O. - z; g5 [# \4 C# M5 i& m
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( ]( ^; O! T/ V* Q5 f) k8 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( u8 r8 m& I2 d4 V$ U- B4 b
! e8 R Z4 X2 @: ]1 LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / V x, Q7 N, ~* A9 f
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ B9 k) \0 W. H+ L$ f: e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 o" x; D4 F) m. I q1 M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) V4 G8 ^* z. f3 B1 C
Millie: I is... * z6 Z; n6 K2 N; i# |8 a
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 v8 `0 W! @8 V" n) c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. y+ x' g6 b- A' g: P5 yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 h1 u# k ~' C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; p& C. [. W5 a. |$ s+ r; T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' ~2 x$ n0 d7 |" i) l- \! TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 o2 |$ h. |" I+ v) ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! ?2 L7 q% t( I* e, V+ i& _* oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! J* w9 g2 y2 z( G7 r- ^
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " Q% z) g. t% r; b0 D ~
Harold: A teacher
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