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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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: m& U' _' f; i& {  M! MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 D9 }! o2 V+ VMaria: Here it is.
5 U: N- z6 [3 w+ kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' M& C+ [+ g/ {- y* {4 n$ [
Class: Maria. " q# x" b/ |. A+ v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 Y) L3 a* X1 G8 g1 x% [: t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 I7 M' R. O2 ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' @( J% H+ P7 R3 h* ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 |: [: F# L' X& L" n9 N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- r" n2 E  }' m2 r- Q1 k# K3 dDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) P7 T7 V+ X- CTeacher: What are you talking about? " `; c& n# s1 ^( k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 f; Z" A* y; Y  r

9 L6 Z' s0 S4 }+ A8 v# b& iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) ?# {% |6 J  I# ~; ~  E  x
Winnie: Me! 7 e3 K$ _) c* g: N) J
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% ^6 X7 v  t9 A& ]+ p5 X* RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 \  s0 L( B) q+ P' o- e- t

: s. K) z4 f7 e  uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 p8 ?2 q% _- d2 n# A* K( x8 W
Millie: I is... 5 n6 h* f% {" ^3 z+ \1 o3 u9 E' N, c5 g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! r' t2 _" M  [. s+ c* m) r- ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% J3 \7 x4 I, s6 G% \6 }' ~- {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 n/ j0 l, _$ v: I" v3 F
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# D* Z) C# a: u" Q+ C- WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- M5 I0 `: a* c! t( W# W9 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ L' s! c' w! Z2 M  U7 j) vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, K8 j% Q" X4 o2 l; fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: _/ @/ V2 L  t) XHarold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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# N0 t; V( u) _3 l) y' A5 FThe last one is GREAT!
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