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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 p- u# c$ J7 _7 B% U# J3 Z
Maria: Here it is. 7 g% H: C c( r
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 N9 B* P7 g# ?0 ^Class: Maria. - _# H4 _: e& o" N& j5 H
: _" d% X: B9 t0 X4 e+ |( j8 ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 T( q& D# i/ q& qJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 h. h+ S v9 o" z
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . V( @4 w. o. P% |
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; Y- k% u- ~2 y5 M4 y' @4 K% qTeacher: No, that's wrong
- ^# E: Y4 K2 B) n7 aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / z: B6 U7 @* T( q, |& }2 ~
0 A# D5 E. l. E2 UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) h# R8 h' X$ e- q% CDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' t; e% [! P' zTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 U; e- S, X- K1 ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " V. }3 @6 ?; c8 ]
' o1 C" ~' D8 _" OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: M- O+ \2 o( ^' u! @7 A5 {Winnie: Me! 7 Q6 } A0 q- F, u( \, L) X. p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 |; N* j3 F$ z2 uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' D. P4 V6 y1 Y8 ?! k( O ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 b3 h5 }' a ` D+ C# N8 nMillie: I is... $ \- F) Q$ l4 d9 F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , n! C/ y# ?2 \3 z4 S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 c$ b8 \% Q( B1 K7 i$ ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) o4 q s* G2 `* y1 s# ]6 T6 m& MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : _1 j0 K/ X: ]2 R
: A% w" U9 ?* v' W; I- S+ ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, }$ X% q* `2 _2 S8 \1 z4 `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ x. V& c+ H2 {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% Q$ Z# _( j kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' p3 _$ f- ]2 q5 r0 sHarold: A teacher
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