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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" i' _0 I; K& jMaria: Here it is. " z! h# }: q1 ]% z8 ?! t% M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 e9 g0 |; ^1 D6 q1 v6 N& y
Class: Maria.
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$ q5 p% @, G! O* e+ e tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; g; g9 b9 E% i8 ]John: You told me to do it without using tables. + k5 J3 y- G5 ?) U2 D" i) ]6 r' G
! k5 B3 x& Z2 j5 J! P8 E' QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 I' h, z, @0 u4 f- l0 e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) o3 P* |9 A% N6 U) [! a, k
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( T/ B/ Q0 x; F y4 f: v4 UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; }5 x* i3 Q8 j; o! R- v" \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) i* }9 c1 ]& W& X7 ~
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : c8 I% A* p9 n* l2 W3 C3 d
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* L# `: g4 U: a7 BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 A) n1 F7 n0 V) X. L8 l" |
8 ~1 B' o5 q; ~1 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 W% c6 e. g" k7 b! TWinnie: Me! 2 g& W' D1 B c$ l* t `
6 s$ K2 m) T$ t" {2 ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% F; E2 s. n2 Q, b7 n: `; n# y- VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 A; c: U k: u# O* |7 @& k+ M
7 K* |3 L% o! X* VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & c$ O5 e% s6 u& g4 J7 |# R3 Z+ N% |
Millie: I is...
2 t7 |* h, \+ \! I3 uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( E( g$ _* X: O, q9 Y2 gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 ?' T# T6 H: f+ ?Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " y6 B( D/ p+ k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( x+ u( M8 U: o/ z1 w$ K7 ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % e$ h' u9 q# H! p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - d) N# }. F+ Z. V8 k, A% U4 {
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ E/ B5 N0 i' ^! n, CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' B/ {% x, K0 J( N
: {/ I9 }+ l4 l+ C+ m @: TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% `5 H3 `: c3 @" YHarold: A teacher 7 W; }3 X# s3 y' ^& F
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