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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ S5 u6 Y% s0 D$ k! jMaria: Here it is.
) H' o: x% D: J3 h+ v/ KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 T' J# M5 Y7 K9 R4 G( j9 _Class: Maria. , l4 H0 P5 q4 u
* `# T' R q8 t' ~/ X. X! eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 L: c7 { t) n5 l6 s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 {' k6 r8 _, i- z$ Y# z9 K
$ c& q3 O# r* F( H$ ~ tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 m' B1 K4 U! S. F5 M0 b) X3 \0 z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 ~3 ^0 ~3 S+ b4 \1 o! e2 t3 g
Teacher: No, that's wrong
% g! E! J( y! e2 z" {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. }1 x K% h1 S" o" sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! ~) |% A/ A" Q7 ^6 r' ]1 }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 }9 W1 C% N( C- V
Teacher: What are you talking about? , ?7 @7 m) M: t5 @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # `- G6 d" \, U7 |, a* t+ C6 l, ~
Winnie: Me! 0 I! F; N8 o) M: o% c: c
$ [6 s1 J! v2 W. S7 k2 d, tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! W, q) [* }8 ~( `, G( q' N. c$ ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 L( n. ^5 d, p) u
) A; n' H% P. R/ b+ t kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 V8 ^- H. U4 d( X
Millie: I is... 2 d- E/ O1 Y4 g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ X" g8 h2 @6 V0 i, F9 J9 r5 xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . Z+ g8 J6 H- f3 c
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + S, [4 O5 f8 u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * f! O$ Z+ d# d
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ L# K; {9 T) v, F8 S1 `& sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * @: f" K' z6 W1 A
- `) }* K# T% m9 u: F7 v, h: {5 LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' I9 b6 _+ T! w* i; SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 `. K/ r% n3 b, ]
. N* t- V9 M( [# W! A( MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % S% B9 Z! w" v
Harold: A teacher ) F6 s* G+ ]/ m) }
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