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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! B' g' Q% W/ \+ oMaria: Here it is. 4 p' {% E5 P$ E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ \0 S) w- k* T( Z, i! ?8 L) AClass: Maria. " c' ?3 r+ i7 {: b$ V8 o
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 z% b- c5 S, ]- y' k" O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , p/ q( `1 G. I7 U& t& o
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 v4 ~& F/ i6 M, K6 V$ j8 M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 J8 n6 J# X1 d" `0 R" JTeacher: No, that's wrong / S6 ?; v- g) }1 v; J0 \/ R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 f1 d+ @! z- r! r o ADonald: H I J K L M N O. * B c S$ j% q: Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? # ^2 R: p+ F* X1 Z) b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) _" q3 y0 M) D2 |9 D
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) X; n& Q- s# T# h4 w3 t: P
Winnie: Me! 1 g9 Q% C% l' T
T! z/ y( d/ }9 e7 {3 I8 cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 K/ t4 h! U" |3 R! pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 M1 B1 |. M( v6 ^# ?
% V- H& f+ F7 C3 _; ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 U4 P: {4 \* { T
Millie: I is... * d/ a7 K) ~6 e5 R; ]: |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 f J- }$ ?! f v; @, KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 H7 O' f- y% Q8 z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 }8 `, Y0 b+ ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% g1 K. }* [. \, {' wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - D7 E0 u1 x% F3 l- c$ O, L) Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - A6 n8 ^! S0 Z9 K9 y7 j/ E
/ c J. _4 p4 q& i2 d* nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ ]/ h/ _5 r6 t7 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % D+ [2 F& D" k6 ^7 a
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 _* p6 {9 G5 z+ v$ ^+ dHarold: A teacher ) y! ?+ A( V* w# Z, ?% a
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