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5 w% s" v; B) j {8 JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. h0 F7 O4 ^. Y5 p0 G& L
Maria: Here it is.
, M7 X% }7 C" m" q3 U& jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " |$ \* E ` }$ l5 I" c) [7 f
Class: Maria. ( P ~' V: o* W2 C$ ]; Q
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & F$ @8 X" {6 g! b z7 c: F
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- t0 W: b$ R1 [& I+ O& hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 q1 k' o) @ n# z7 NTeacher: No, that's wrong * Y1 k/ U2 i: u$ x" Q: c2 H) {$ y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) p: Z$ r$ f7 i" L6 o5 [
- D% T7 U2 Q9 K* H9 @. Y4 |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 k0 e* `+ L2 }! }. m rDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* H! b# D. H8 V( Q1 tTeacher: What are you talking about?
# Z, B, ~) O+ q5 HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 @9 y; P0 ?- _
Winnie: Me! 9 ~( j& _( D, N
. j u* U+ S- e0 [ k7 J& c; HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - q, ]+ ]3 R y* w. G0 n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . J! n. f2 \3 B; N! B
5 I! ]# i6 j- d, g$ P! W9 VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) f4 L; J- X) d
Millie: I is... ; O/ \. o% l( ~: H' c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 V; S R% i0 v! K7 L2 f2 |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / C. P, a9 n) c4 U- M8 k
: i2 G& b: m% n( z( P/ BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 _7 r9 [. [8 k5 p0 S: c1 TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 G- w0 p# d+ W0 Y6 D
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) T R" X. \0 W& ]/ u2 [8 A, [Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! m2 C, T2 c9 S% m; t+ b6 Z! ~
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
v+ @4 x' V* E) cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + S1 J' G( C$ x
Harold: A teacher
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