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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 j' F- b$ Y3 u. w: D T2 v* PMaria: Here it is.
9 k9 Z" N ]4 t; D+ t- W3 ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . f# E& g% G9 W: z9 R" R" X9 t% [
Class: Maria. 1 H, [/ K; o$ p( i5 }, z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / H5 h* z3 k/ w, p
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : u& r, r! G( q3 Q" U
2 @4 ?, ?" U( A6 w# c! u( d/ O' OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 W- J$ q% J+ h- E7 Y, \1 h* x% ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & c, G/ W) J! A2 u0 E/ K, e
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ x7 f! K! I( m. W& q: u% Z: o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# o: d y2 e& a" N% k5 }' v4 tDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 ?2 N- d S5 b/ a8 e/ q& l6 z$ q$ r
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 ?5 G# u4 e hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- _9 A/ _; |# X' M/ Q; nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 \2 i4 x% t# l( ~" h) S
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 [8 a/ U/ x8 T+ ?6 Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , R* e$ B( ~4 h4 S; ~9 j% Y- D/ `0 N
Millie: I is...
$ D. E, \* e* Y2 PTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 i; M m6 N4 n. g4 S; h3 \3 gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * l& N+ n* l; l/ X0 c1 v
- Z/ p( {" [0 b h: [! aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 X5 q! G4 {3 {- ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 B' f& H* \7 TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 h, `5 x9 g8 |: N7 Q5 H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 {" U! v7 P2 L Z4 w/ z5 \
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . d* Q$ L' b2 U* E* B
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / \+ a. Y2 e+ S0 c0 N, r \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : x& {* O" t( z& E7 h$ w. Q
Harold: A teacher
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