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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 C1 R1 N* R9 v/ z! HMaria: Here it is.
2 z# ^: G6 K- cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - x3 e5 c3 g8 C- I: u& a
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - Q; v: R- t& ^* d7 {7 L
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 Q! L8 R' b- E, E; f( mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 J" I8 J6 Y/ o/ s1 S7 |; T3 h1 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong , K3 c5 g. q; S, F+ ^+ w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. m2 R/ W, V) t4 w
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 |# c7 p: b. dDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 G6 d, b5 m5 p" ^2 X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 a2 Q) f& ^2 v% a3 G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' U+ H. `1 b: i! J
Winnie: Me! ; k3 U; \3 i% w! e P8 k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 { x4 x. I- v1 Y/ G- AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; Q; E7 g H8 z& Z% w7 J* A) ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . O1 V4 b. D; K% Q7 e! S0 G; P
Millie: I is... ; z7 v8 u' y+ E, I3 u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' X% S6 b+ c! K. ]* C1 JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( @5 a1 v' W9 F X5 \) F0 o% e0 lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) L% D7 N8 ^# U1 r3 L& G# Z
& U5 ?- h0 V" @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; z: I9 f+ n6 P% W# ?: h7 M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / \& |2 m/ L+ e/ `3 `
3 w: K0 A9 L2 N& N: gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 L& T3 g: f, n `4 {. [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + _8 j- g. S3 g" y5 I
/ E7 L# A) l! G4 JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? |6 B J3 g! c' q
Harold: A teacher 2 j" `! d* j0 o( A
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