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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- m i6 r% @& Y* G; Z) z. o% mMaria: Here it is.
+ r+ l/ O3 n( f( eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* K5 n6 d# @2 G$ GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? R$ N F9 p: E, V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 b; N! m" g6 {
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! z3 L. m; q8 O Q3 u/ B2 XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % k/ [4 r6 E3 C4 o- L& E! @
Teacher: No, that's wrong * x6 {& s) l8 m+ o5 {0 f. \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 K9 x# B2 [' V, q' G
5 x# e* F: h' H6 a0 l6 uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 H4 x# |, b& x& T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 I/ w4 b1 @4 h$ q6 ?" Z1 W
Teacher: What are you talking about? / b, C, f: A1 e- z M: c, e( x/ e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! ]; e8 V: Y* _+ ~Winnie: Me!
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; j5 K+ N- L- A# C0 u3 _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 f5 w3 T) s5 t! F( ?* J! s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 @: ^7 D8 U% R; x+ X; ?' \& n
Millie: I is...
- v; r" z: u! \' U, q/ I8 @, CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 G# a4 n1 e$ E6 H' X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; }( G1 Q4 [4 [ D) P, n
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & s4 W# d! w3 b6 S3 d* C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 i$ O) ^4 J; ]: k* d( G
' ~: S% Z# O( r; l, X# }* \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Q* [. u, g8 I+ ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 q' }8 M8 o+ v1 `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: Z+ } D# m- d7 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 m3 Q P" D/ DHarold: A teacher
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