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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. _' A% ]+ N) u# S8 O
Maria: Here it is. 7 h0 r" M, D) q% p2 M* m6 }- j4 U
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + |/ b; p- e, M; l0 K* X/ J
Class: Maria. + z* I G, ]6 P
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' h0 Y) B: `: u% \% d L" D+ n
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& m4 {: M% ] P, h b) `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 j, J, t' Y5 O5 E- B' X& Q7 g2 m
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! ]& Y, K7 u: Z. I8 ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % v6 o3 G4 D' R7 n
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # W6 T! q! v( T" }- H# L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 B: T; I) v! d" W' E" J' C5 J- l
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 d5 ?5 [3 \# W9 ?, BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. R5 o/ m, Y7 q! s# K2 L
+ z p7 r) g+ c7 d% QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - L {+ A9 C$ c% }/ U* I! q
Winnie: Me! + Q: q/ L8 F$ `
: j" K1 v G- b9 ^* u& f# D; _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 x7 a2 u l$ R0 Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / X7 y% F, b, a& J
* E7 i( P; J5 L- h" o3 O' Z$ nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 o ] F/ R3 x( ZMillie: I is... ) [, S+ k- b# ^9 L1 b4 K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , g0 R- i. l$ A( T% P+ S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 t* p8 R# ~; I( X3 M0 J kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 P# Y; h7 ]# q2 B! N8 j. b! C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 ]6 P$ M( P4 p+ ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, b" |. j: z. ^$ i/ iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& x. B* c5 R2 l( ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 Q# Y! }. Q; I9 S. J! GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' V# K. ~1 e, ?
Harold: A teacher
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