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3 b3 f3 R2 W# `2 N- aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / F8 z3 t$ V6 \" T- U6 S* d
Maria: Here it is. # W( [ L2 v1 I5 W" Y6 M. c! D+ k% Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 j3 H8 K" D5 _5 J# l' U, P7 r HClass: Maria. % ~5 c8 W* R0 K- o l
6 @: G* l5 }, t5 R6 D+ tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) m* \& _1 o- s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 M- t5 t. x0 `, I
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 ]9 I, [8 }+ }" MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 l: h1 T Y+ j6 u2 G
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 ^9 T* S* |( P6 I# B4 SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 P9 d) N3 U" Y& Q Y
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; l4 E7 m) c/ n% C$ r) @7 w' k$ v+ JTeacher: What are you talking about?
1 u* ^7 X4 n: mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , k# T! u7 s8 m. L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 c2 L' S- ~* o
Winnie: Me! ' |( q2 P+ p. \, L
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + z: z0 v% ~2 n# {# T' d, b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / E- n+ K9 }6 J% G8 E9 f
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , I) n l: K9 d/ p
Millie: I is... % \* r* g- i3 w: o% E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 C8 v( R5 s+ y5 X5 A( H5 l8 r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" i; J) `. b0 Q1 D( DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. O& ^5 Z* I5 F: P+ O
' t% t8 e4 w* J7 |. [9 I1 CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: v# l, |7 p, q' B* [Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ g3 z e9 E2 U8 tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 `+ S5 A- V3 G! S' @+ [6 KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& m4 W9 ~, z8 oHarold: A teacher 4 M U/ F6 q5 U1 I% t1 I
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