Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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) J; V0 y' d) K; }1 {  L0 V) QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" N" E5 X4 f- b  r4 [0 xMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, e: ]- w$ p  {5 pClass: Maria.
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+ J2 {( e( V+ x( NTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: k/ q: }- }6 QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% W7 y3 w7 _$ U$ y" \+ z3 UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 |+ V$ x% X% W/ C. JTeacher: No, that's wrong
- s4 ~, Z) P9 P# \3 ]: KGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* |# a3 T' n4 ?3 M: `6 @& pDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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$ k7 W8 W, Y. e5 J9 u; F6 F8 STeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! h/ o* d: X9 ]/ n$ V& o1 q3 EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 d; b& o4 a' X. wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 ]7 G7 B9 c; m5 ]2 H+ {) q8 n& ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* v6 x) x+ E+ U  k# O+ @. uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ u/ M# G! _0 r' {+ {, y& jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

. n' n7 W% }8 F; t3 r+ E! sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

8 ~! `& Y# X9 a) a  d# G7 P* _% BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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織紗千影

omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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