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* C4 x1 X6 u& `Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, j* v8 F: n( {2 a0 n/ tMaria: Here it is.
5 @; i D4 n% [5 y, vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; I! ^- F0 f0 F0 ?) u
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# f: ~0 r; ^$ n6 \John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / n, z3 x+ i) R: X* D2 h5 Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& l) f' ?0 C j; S8 c: I1 LTeacher: No, that's wrong
O8 r! f, \1 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, e$ j3 b! X3 b0 a6 S+ wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! V1 R; }; k% R# ~$ H+ @! n# D; J
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 d2 A9 z: r3 E$ R5 L. ` hTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 G( p/ o: X8 E5 h! t4 _# GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# B" w* _/ S7 ^0 H: O4 p9 n bWinnie: Me! 0 \; \# F& r/ w6 b# R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 ^2 W; f1 F3 zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 v& W3 h8 i5 B8 g0 {7 o: ~
6 m( K5 l/ e8 T% }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 U" l; |5 v# |8 _: JMillie: I is... + j* o4 G9 [- s5 a- n9 Z" E2 g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " {6 L7 X. @0 I1 m' D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , y1 e# ?: x) }* X1 T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 v0 A) A$ D' k- j& J$ ]# Y3 f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& [ c/ U4 U% `# o4 J7 l. j) y5 D! bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . y. r7 Z. h% L& S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' U& r+ |2 K# @! W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) p6 j* h' D1 A5 E1 y" nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 @* x9 h3 Z" g5 K+ b& M
Harold: A teacher
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