Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 N9 u+ ~. [% F! z- m  G5 p& WMaria: Here it is.
  I7 s, Y3 b% JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

' ]8 v2 N+ O$ f4 K# `  \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& p3 L' d$ v* A% dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

' |1 x* I# N. i& D7 P! uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& O' U5 r1 @3 v. z# D3 NTeacher: No, that's wrong
% k" ?7 }4 B  v2 y& AGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& V% x! z, Y5 S, I+ SDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' J% Z: t4 b( tTeacher: What are you talking about?
  ~% Z$ X5 Y9 Y5 H/ d9 ~% ]7 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 ]+ a7 \2 X6 @7 {0 bWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ w2 R% W. A% N- a& Z4 U: ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& L) I* F: f# C9 `, k7 \- ?Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
# n* w8 D; V" g0 QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ~, Q( ~( i" _+ f8 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

0 M" q8 Z5 e6 j, NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) P* I: ?/ B9 K7 J' N' t+ TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 D# h  C; E& v" ~2 W$ BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

  }* P& O) z) h  k" ?) qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% f$ C* k2 k3 k( ^Harold: A teacher
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