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- R9 z8 C$ j* R: xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 P- ^: W |$ q& _
Maria: Here it is.
/ W8 c4 x! f8 \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 u& V6 L1 I0 q, Y. t
Class: Maria.
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6 H* n) ^* z; C( ]% P6 `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' L! \3 ~6 ^! Q# A$ ?+ jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ }0 E& j3 G9 @5 b' R1 H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- w Z6 b5 X4 k# H- k$ vTeacher: No, that's wrong ; n& M$ Y2 g P, H8 t( K/ }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( e0 v( o) D3 ]+ _) j$ Y. V; zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( e! ? Q: g( u3 ~# f4 ]7 lDonald: H I J K L M N O. / G* D; b; z/ i0 a1 o6 h
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# j% Z& B' `" r) J8 uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % r/ v6 j1 ?- _% L7 _$ N; i X
. w0 N( ^2 p# GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 T9 g. _6 E; Y/ Y. X. eWinnie: Me!
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' X; Z1 a/ K7 \' b6 I# C# j5 PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 t2 r& ]; _" M$ E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 {. v: b3 i( m) o0 m
* E r6 E* Y# d3 A5 f8 M# W4 zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # g$ y& X6 ~8 a m" F$ } b
Millie: I is... 5 S$ C! e) F2 x. n5 [" ^) n+ [) X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; c& @6 u- C, F4 @- m, ]! L8 {) {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! J6 \8 Z: w% z! V& x, v; d
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" f8 t9 M/ {* d% w% |0 VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 S# B# l4 W- P0 t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 @4 B- x/ _! t8 U; L, [: @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 w% w9 |8 l4 Z
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! b* T! M$ ]2 r/ O! c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . Y, X- E9 x9 p: A8 c
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: G, x1 e, e! @$ v$ A$ I3 rHarold: A teacher 4 U3 f9 r' @* ^' ~
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