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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 \& F+ o' e. ~" p; }9 ~5 f5 nMaria: Here it is. 1 A5 x' `7 V/ X( v) B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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4 k& @, U( c7 y1 I4 {7 xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' {" V b& R9 d& O' R2 jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. K, \2 Q" t2 A3 r I
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, ^; W0 U% Z5 h2 x5 t/ z9 d- v+ HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 f/ J1 D; r4 G
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 T: Q7 k9 I; N2 B OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' `- L! I, `4 Y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 }5 \! @0 ~4 [" L" h" W% a sDonald: H I J K L M N O. + F. {, R% G+ s3 K/ B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 c. E: O5 g. e/ h' ^9 E7 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& Z0 I/ ^ h! D& dWinnie: Me!
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0 \1 Q3 ?$ x6 g4 kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - V; A1 t1 o/ v5 n5 @) N- O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' [. n& L7 {" P V! F6 E& JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . ]2 ?! H+ |) r
Millie: I is... $ B: w. p. ^/ }$ t9 c' X- s9 ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( e% l8 @8 a+ a' h, sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 F/ L' `2 p, h3 J. h+ l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % B3 y- Y1 ]6 g0 S/ y* W$ C5 m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " Z% E* n# O9 }7 k$ P
8 t9 O4 {. P3 G$ F. ~, t, B( TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : z5 Z' b& H, ~& J% X5 s% b& T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 @$ c, J) `) F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 D/ W, B' H0 r, g
" Z* y( V6 p" t b! x3 c& Y: eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / W0 u8 z! z" E7 m. Q
Harold: A teacher
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