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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; v& O- n6 g6 |' m2 P$ \Maria: Here it is.
" J9 }5 I0 Y% ^- HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 e7 W B4 u2 X2 w4 W' X* |
Class: Maria. ; G5 V& {# Y* ~5 p8 I0 l' s1 O* W
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& A3 F6 q2 @( w/ {. c) P$ _2 A" rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - L: {' J+ O, r) B5 o+ V2 H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . j, F1 t* r: v% }; i
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 c- Q1 X! k* T Z$ S: \) Z% Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / U8 z4 t9 I- H# ^/ s* f
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 M# ?" }/ O$ G; J
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 @/ K; \3 q) r9 B2 E8 Q# {Teacher: What are you talking about? % @8 ?; |! O% T3 M( \- l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 j: v. |6 [/ ]4 p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; d4 ?6 M6 a2 G6 H7 X9 k6 w5 f: C# _
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " i% P9 V W) T2 d4 n, X" y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 u- Z5 `) K. c7 [- U# c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 j n. }1 n+ F" X: c4 FMillie: I is...
3 S- j3 o- T$ ~) P. e# _" vTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , k3 v* w! e( b1 U+ j: P) c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . v! j* g* k; X+ L; x
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 j/ C& X4 J6 i& o+ y5 C: P: I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; i" {$ g/ l8 }; e9 n& R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 M; E5 u. m' i( eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 n$ ^$ w% n' d. i8 n& w8 N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' U( _. B P" O& ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) J0 e7 R# z2 W
Harold: A teacher
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