Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

' s9 _3 g8 L9 o8 ?( R  qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: M. [, O1 ~# A0 W" UMaria: Here it is.
4 P* a: S9 U: ^. }4 D4 QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# x" X8 r! h7 t8 E, O6 O2 V" s3 VClass: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

; Y. l6 K+ A- v# I: @6 s6 YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ M; u# V* h6 K' [( cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 z+ I9 }1 `" |8 e% x7 i4 q' zTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

4 M* y1 a) M" e" MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 i5 W, q5 X7 X& tTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 G+ J" r- N  S; }Winnie: Me!
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* `! d) Q. _2 G8 C: i" G4 ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

2 ~4 G  y" z3 B7 H" ~) \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ a- o) ^5 x$ U- x  lMillie: I is...
$ ^& K8 l: n( c* G9 t, yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' p* C% w8 m! w. G9 V, ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 g1 s4 ~4 y* v# ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 A, Q; q( d7 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: z; O5 b, N$ H0 t' WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! `$ Q/ y6 ?5 _( _: gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 V$ u# ^/ y5 e% x& A/ _Harold: A teacher
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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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