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8 Y& ~& k3 ` i* ?7 o: ~- bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ B P0 m8 _2 x: }0 d6 nMaria: Here it is. 2 c. A, R& e }) s7 w0 w8 V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ X/ ~7 e. N; X; ?5 P; j% x" {Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 y# U3 m& B, a' ?& t6 n0 FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 Y: a$ u- V @) C. G
5 N" Y2 W- y( P0 U; [' I \5 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 a0 E6 I4 w8 l8 _# L; AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# t7 x& r( [* Q4 _Teacher: No, that's wrong ) ?; n9 Q+ @. I, l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 m1 S) |9 K* W4 ]" CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. w9 i- ^+ B; l( |Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 h- m% p$ P$ N
Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 k) }1 e3 K4 Q6 o/ S6 L" Y8 P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 }2 j+ y3 W2 S1 {/ X
0 k( W! I2 _( }) R& aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 [% |6 G' V9 ^) E
Winnie: Me! 9 `( F' K: u- [9 d* @8 G8 d
1 x: F) O. g& r; A' l4 L1 C! y( fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 I" X% e/ B7 l. B v$ I: q5 S) m HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 M# X0 V( p; e$ T% e& @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' c; |, [5 \5 H1 `Millie: I is... 3 ~0 K; `! Y* d7 D$ X! ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! n. {7 e I1 o; ?- `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 ~; g; I2 w; V# f" J2 {
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) v) X0 u j7 U( H9 iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ J/ C( o M% N0 [, iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. X, @; s5 k' e$ w) }6 H! lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 i) c1 Q1 i6 g
8 s3 K' N% k( a$ W5 `$ |" i$ Z) R- eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ T: n6 T! I* G; Z& ]; p/ z# fClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" M; b0 Z% G" X0 j1 x' DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; z% d- _" T( ]/ }7 e5 @Harold: A teacher
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