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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( `8 [. U0 T( |1 U
Maria: Here it is.
# H( U3 F1 j* N. z* Z' n# ?% VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; q* E' D# k* Q% j* \6 j4 M) {
Class: Maria. 2 B8 m" y$ ~$ V" [3 x9 X$ e9 i
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 F* _, u; }& I, f0 n% zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- q$ o7 o9 J; H7 u+ y/ i; U- yTeacher: No, that's wrong $ G  J3 B1 a5 l- s7 e; d$ i( y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# ~6 d+ [2 y: ODonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 i3 h/ M# _# @Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 U  _! {, k# x6 @/ H: mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! p  @6 b* L: e& P- [$ lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 G- q* m- e/ I9 n& h
Winnie: Me! $ H* L  j  H& \+ y9 O7 }% o
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 ~8 m1 ]) d5 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % |  `: I% H) x1 ]6 S
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) s* r! ?/ d0 k1 v0 R" H  {* R; cMillie: I is... % d/ M/ R, G, x$ Z0 O; g, _, E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 Z; M4 _  v' v& tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 l1 j/ s7 b6 ?  E* m4 f/ l6 M  ^
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ R, \5 X* {* O. j. SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 [7 s. W5 u& m& S

: K. S, W' z, FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 a; |! i+ k' g* ~* q; dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ @! D* B% @' l6 LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / m6 l3 |; [/ ?; n8 X; R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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/ u- P* q0 m% J* }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 X  \* }  U3 |. r* j
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
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