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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 q$ s8 h. N) ]2 `
Maria: Here it is. ) r! Y% ?0 [9 S( w& C+ |. ~: h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 ^+ w+ F# W6 Q# @/ l
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / w& g5 R8 K7 @+ t
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 r9 m9 o4 F/ S1 P! q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 s0 B2 d/ |1 I! z, o$ \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ m' Z& v# A! D* X1 |Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 `) L: N2 x2 }* o- h7 N) HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 `' D6 D K7 D7 j7 X" T% c$ B( w
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' a7 D) c' j$ a9 N" W i
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 X& p: D4 S8 v: @Teacher: What are you talking about?
: D9 q. ?( D( T8 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 P$ g @7 l5 f& m! r. E
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) P; {! s1 x1 H4 k& C
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 b1 F- \0 r, X6 tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 [7 n3 B2 m* K6 ^- e
" R# u1 `4 D8 w8 ?+ f4 WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." E }# z* J2 G, R7 i7 S1 |7 n7 ]
Millie: I is... $ @7 q9 ^ K3 _* d+ u2 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * o$ p8 O9 l& S3 ], G9 ?' T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & w. X& o2 R9 s. |0 |% O1 l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( l& |0 D% E0 j+ ?! [Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- u5 t2 s. T I: g" uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# n9 F" B4 b( g9 m4 C6 T/ A- SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! [/ Z% N+ a* {* D% {- b1 S
% O. N" j# \" n2 J( rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & V) J L7 j* L
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ z1 G/ y7 [. B0 ?' ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 L$ a, ?; ?3 j& `5 W
Harold: A teacher 8 ?" {3 A# g. z1 A4 v
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