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0 D, @ [4 R3 m+ D7 y* wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! v+ Y. t! x5 p/ q# f5 t3 J# mMaria: Here it is.
7 a/ u2 X+ ]) n) P& ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 Q$ @$ r- |8 c: ~' t* L' @
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 i3 j! t. t% `$ @5 G+ m+ C6 ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . @4 }( E: m1 s2 @* K! H/ X# v/ O2 I
% D9 Q$ C* q" \0 }Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 R7 W6 }; m" [! ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + ~5 x* C! F `2 p
Teacher: No, that's wrong . p* f X& X, p+ x# q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 c3 u7 L6 B" E0 I0 X0 f
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 g3 c6 {2 T, d+ F; L; QDonald: H I J K L M N O. 1 V) y2 i" Y4 t% V; r
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& b: }) O1 R, E4 n3 H# fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 Y+ f l5 y+ _! C
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + h1 t( [, A- j7 q
Winnie: Me! # R# k/ w2 C6 E8 H+ d/ B
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 ^' K. g# R9 kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 {& \8 b3 h7 B; S5 c$ h
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) j3 D9 k4 ^/ P; V M* q% d# a
Millie: I is... 7 k) O4 f1 o& {1 B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / J4 p0 X0 o4 F" |' Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + U+ T# \$ d. Q+ c* u% k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 `0 e& t* ~/ Z: w7 ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 @5 F) k: U. T" o# }$ tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - C; I9 u8 F* C' X& R4 i
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) V w- [# K3 G7 [+ V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 s' B3 K& u. r# \3 t! y* `
; |" p5 e i7 j& [Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : P! B6 g& i9 L1 ]% B
Harold: A teacher ; W/ x& U( a' g @+ \
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