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, }: ]) a/ ?5 Z; X' G# D1 yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : q) J; ~1 w+ e u
Maria: Here it is. 5 ]$ r; u Q- D+ b7 k+ j: J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " D7 A9 m# o8 _/ l. a8 k! k/ m" u
Class: Maria. 1 E$ r+ w! P: s. Z! y7 ]/ u) {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ r5 V, r9 ~5 n3 NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- q6 j- c5 B2 K8 N+ STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 w. O7 K; f8 |
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! U/ w! ~# S. y& ]( VTeacher: No, that's wrong
; y% r$ p2 h" n w) sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' B. P- p0 F6 P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( K# `9 X5 z9 S( E+ r6 d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- e6 F+ _2 J7 Q! r7 ATeacher: What are you talking about?
+ |3 r/ d2 H7 h5 P" S# V5 C8 I6 e8 DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# ^" z4 K$ k( {) `* { i6 FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; a1 z3 F' x: k; I \Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; ~4 P Q! C/ |) M& L. pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 a% x6 _: y* MMillie: I is... - V$ r: _* L+ o4 D3 T+ h f* U
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 i( G+ h& S% |& Q, @" P4 M9 ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- P7 Z5 R& ]/ |# t9 F" [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " D- J/ O9 Y4 O8 x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / |% G* s1 V9 e1 v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ R& ~' c" b: `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& k# D. C/ i3 ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ J2 A" c5 h( Y5 H, tHarold: A teacher % s, x% \7 W1 w8 G
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