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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# [) a" w2 ?6 K! {0 e2 {$ YMaria: Here it is.
* r) P: x X( H# t# dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) _5 K6 @/ r& w0 E
Class: Maria. 0 P# o. A/ _( F
) X8 l" _1 t% k6 n$ tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % [# }+ {# q4 ~: q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / i1 b$ H, k$ m0 ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . B0 g+ D, ~9 `$ a
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( n/ a3 Z% l% v; M+ i! [Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - J1 v) t' x( D7 L! F
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 K2 @" a9 z5 _$ \Donald: H I J K L M N O. * e9 e# }5 X1 p6 D
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 K* m( z% d+ }4 d* z* E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ t, j# m, Q: z* qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 p4 p3 Q8 H. p5 d7 ~Winnie: Me! ' y/ n* j7 q( B
- N3 \* |; l4 j% mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " \4 v/ p0 e0 \! Z# b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* z3 S5 F6 Z* X( E3 ^( WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' ]& L" P0 _. c
Millie: I is...
" F1 \9 V. {% ^8 }1 _( h6 U6 BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 }. v% |2 |( n% x# U: I% r% v) z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( A- n7 _; i. r( ` q/ S: uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / t: `+ w0 S) t- O5 K q* o
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( e: P3 G4 w% {& F& }+ G: W& ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 j) K7 J. ~2 L2 ~
9 F+ c P6 p. k: C( w) OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 d- k3 A/ `( F6 N; c* X% |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / ]$ s, \+ a+ I3 d8 |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 `9 S$ C" O J2 M8 e, G
Harold: A teacher 7 Q1 ?) B, Z; x6 A
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