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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ f) U- R8 T$ Y9 K( k
Maria: Here it is. / Q$ k8 h; [& P( q5 k! s- T: _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # |6 m ` {4 \! R1 y d! `* B
Class: Maria. ) q# H8 {. Z# G9 e+ Z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 F9 _& e+ @/ m/ C0 s0 a! u7 d
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 x. m3 `) O6 s' ~- eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 H( b" e7 P! ^- i0 L% M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" \" r- g" ~/ ?+ q! \4 WTeacher: No, that's wrong
. X1 p. a/ ^1 qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " ^6 e: L) ]" f4 W9 G
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " n& w6 p) Q+ t7 ?# U; Y1 G& M3 l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 P6 e4 o% k" O' K6 I5 QTeacher: What are you talking about?
& o" @& E* E' A3 J) y0 W1 ^/ e! gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 c1 [1 ]+ @" {9 |1 F, l" F
2 F0 T% S2 I1 NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ b9 _) O" l4 LWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' m, G- p2 y9 Z. {% l1 @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 o& U, }# A1 E3 x& h7 G T" S- R7 c$ X' o
8 G! s5 O) W8 @8 ` [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; o5 K( W1 u) e* J* C! v) }1 u" |
Millie: I is... : h- }5 ]; e5 m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ k% m6 K) X" E6 c' h. W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' O& R3 ]! M7 l7 x s- l' dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. E. T% c) a2 G- d8 QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 o- g, q% i. k0 v. }3 z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; D" w* ?' W& n6 N- T' x) T& ]/ XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + h& [. V) m# u' L" n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. j; b+ |/ h$ t/ A S* d0 |! e+ J
. Y+ p% Y# D* X7 PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! R" R: X3 z4 f
Harold: A teacher 1 t$ l# I. }* r l* X( n1 w
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