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- E* R6 M4 w: v0 z5 F: |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 E1 T9 q) S# J9 z4 g- n/ n0 o. p
Maria: Here it is.
5 ~. R' r, r' `( Q* y4 ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / X0 J- u( W9 F7 O8 V
Class: Maria.
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9 ]. V* t, h. f+ \2 A) vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 A( J$ ]4 F. d) P; W. Y, M. }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 r5 @4 `$ g4 M- l1 V' P" bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. d0 }" t6 U4 J* qTeacher: No, that's wrong ; p& A6 l/ }$ u' x2 x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 d) _7 W: {# L TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* o3 r% c; U- l& Z) K% Q$ V! ?Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" |) F! R. d8 RTeacher: What are you talking about? , x( \) ]8 f: E1 x- q Y4 V3 y$ i0 S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 g: x6 T% u+ nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% m8 V( T' o; c/ f8 o9 pWinnie: Me! + T7 H3 U& Z; C- f5 @5 T8 F" E. G
5 Y% ^) A6 ~- }5 E3 y2 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 Q' w# E% \8 k2 K9 m3 j
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : }9 o1 D( P: d7 {7 E" B$ b
Millie: I is...
% d8 c# b, o& c8 {) m7 w7 S8 k, sTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! P! C2 m: B7 @0 pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * V. {4 l* H+ E# D4 i/ v* m8 ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' K8 l* g c; x ]2 n, ?
/ x( L8 ~: P# }" F% vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . M' r5 x4 z% \6 y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - ]5 F, f0 J; W. L1 _) w& M* Y5 F
4 }4 G; U6 M; @' t/ A; aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 Q' J# i# q3 J, i) {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , A Q( _! r; ^9 m1 f
Harold: A teacher
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