Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

  r2 ?: _1 \1 c2 F: LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' c1 |: L5 o) V7 V4 q# p/ HMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% u8 G/ e0 m1 o+ G' m; ^% XClass: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( a! L' v8 ]" j" G( K& a4 O$ x0 hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 E; h  }8 Y3 d, z; @7 UTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 B  j( j4 p: b2 Q; ]; a0 vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' A& v( S" g/ ]6 e1 `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 M: \2 U8 D3 s. }8 L, c' h/ pTeacher: What are you talking about?
) K, g- v  i6 F" {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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' J3 I4 h9 \- \1 yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) _7 w  y- \6 A: j1 W, v/ s1 jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
* m$ s$ M4 z7 _6 [- p6 ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( A% ^8 x0 |& z2 r- Y  j5 xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! I: b) t( c. P( nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. b, |. l' A, D* nClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# D/ K! @; x/ ]. wHarold: A teacher
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# X+ }* J4 |9 r. JThe last one is GREAT!

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