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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / F) h. z+ G* x( o
Maria: Here it is. * i! z/ c) d8 k: N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 I! Y8 t/ f! V' Y, G; Q' F+ U1 t
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! o9 N- a! p- W* ?: jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , U" E( S/ y( W9 Q2 J9 w2 x5 \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
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Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . M/ n- n2 r/ a
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' @2 P- Q; j: G" m
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' _; ~5 `! w6 Q$ W, fTeacher: What are you talking about? % W+ i+ z b$ X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # G' ?( `4 A# y& ^" F3 M
Winnie: Me!
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' S6 ^" o8 w( Q3 K5 rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ L5 c. H) u: Y4 }
Millie: I is... . y- h. h; ?: ^# m4 n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 d9 Q0 g% X9 `) a+ z8 Q K) ]( BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 R& h5 a" ]) y3 Y5 K8 u
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 V& K7 ]! m9 D; U _3 v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 X) n) N0 u, x) u6 W9 N: t; I
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % X6 N3 S8 _9 ?) U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ }( I; |6 d. w8 E. L; i) }0 d2 t8 rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & z4 c" Y' y& K6 D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) O* K0 V2 h w4 V* m- n
0 T+ \3 L+ C0 o% d& _9 g, w' RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 Y( ^: B$ M3 c6 P: `
Harold: A teacher
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