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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' F7 c0 W7 D1 y7 j, h8 p% P! p( E5 M
Maria: Here it is. ; q! W3 C" b7 U4 h- Z( v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 j b3 Y& {8 ^Class: Maria.
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. k" t- V8 F, r$ ~- D( `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 O: I) C/ n3 f8 R/ m
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : r, A- |' z$ k5 A+ w
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 ~% ^1 R) T1 w$ hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 T! Y* t; D4 s% Y; l
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' r; Y4 j. W) ]* V# i- [9 ^- x; X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # S* y/ P# {4 D9 j7 G1 d N) ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & a9 z9 Z2 O0 }( l
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 P! w# x; o, c/ r9 }, A
Teacher: What are you talking about? . m6 Q5 ?1 ^( t4 w: P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * L8 Q0 E1 N% c' Q: _
; ?: n2 X- t! P$ H/ zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ ~* a+ i0 b: c, u7 AWinnie: Me! 6 B1 k, `4 W) [2 p& Z
% a0 ]6 j+ q2 h0 uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, R' i. l0 r( f& sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # x- {2 e0 Z( \" K2 K+ }4 y
Millie: I is... 7 D& y# s0 M- [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 ^2 j' y" ?5 m& ?7 z, WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 y! {0 w: t0 e) K" w* d, v8 _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 o7 I! N4 q$ ^' F, C& nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . p, X; f( I9 E5 C- B$ P" W' ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: i( F$ l3 v0 m) hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! C0 Z, V# O3 O- F
6 E9 I& W8 }# K' M6 Z7 Z0 yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ F/ b* R" y( U* S: J& t
Harold: A teacher
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