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3 C2 K) B! X4 b- j6 JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 [6 }, ?: Q3 Q7 ?- h5 V& K+ H6 ]
Maria: Here it is. % Q u; _7 p( y, D s4 B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' b2 y1 b2 g h5 J% R wClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 N. X" |. z9 e9 j& B1 BJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 U O8 b6 G0 M" p( o8 ITeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" P5 v# j! `% {' x+ Q7 C+ dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* S5 v0 Y( y3 c: n8 {8 L5 CTeacher: No, that's wrong
, b# j9 H( W' j9 z/ a S* p! b) WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , h) U0 I E" `: g# U
* {3 q |6 S: b& w% |5 [ Y+ TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ a* e8 _9 V8 {$ y: o' b
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 S4 Z! u! {( e/ Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? % v4 V7 h$ |* ?. y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( a- B: p3 v( N0 d2 z0 _5 CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, m# j3 g( H1 Q7 {9 [: M4 hWinnie: Me! & O0 h z) H; I$ |( [
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - B6 T. m' v% h- d c/ s1 n+ Q( T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, [2 q& w! h; Q6 A# d3 cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 y {+ ^5 f/ o0 u/ VMillie: I is... k+ j9 N" D& g* h) a
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " N! ]* Y+ A+ n( P& e/ Y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' g' S# b% j2 e3 CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" V. }) y0 X9 C) S4 L' N3 H6 f4 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! g- [1 ?4 b) n- Y: } E+ D' n& z, H
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 F) z2 H* R4 Q+ X! j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! b7 R5 v0 k, z7 cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) L: u- F* S9 L* o' z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, W2 I/ ]6 F/ ^9 t- SHarold: A teacher I0 P5 ~6 q9 K& T! Q: O* R
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