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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( ?) G1 z. s1 {, s. E, X2 s/ NMaria: Here it is.
- P: k. [& S3 [7 ~) cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' `9 {1 R% d6 h4 s% N& f5 e; g6 C
Class: Maria.
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! a' t. o; {" `( E1 ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# i& M6 o: \/ S+ \John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: |; [& I0 E5 {" d) R" `4 }; {& NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" U6 J. t3 n2 U/ d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 |0 o2 u' ]- s& \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: B. C6 N4 H9 h& BGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 j+ ]! v* B" R- n! Y8 s- f
* U5 `: j( P! X$ y; B8 J& r. ]" ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( z, }. X9 f6 F" {5 R+ lDonald: H I J K L M N O. 1 q- z: k: g. F9 a; X8 q6 Q, v
Teacher: What are you talking about? / t% u) k+ Q7 q) M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 @( r" ?) Q' E" X( jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; ^) a# n/ t, f
Winnie: Me! + `& b2 B0 K) B0 w4 i6 W9 R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 Z6 r) A. Z; x7 F: o6 a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) g5 x2 ]& U0 `5 F. ~' G+ S2 e7 }Millie: I is... " w/ i# |; P+ _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 B1 _) s" | q o( ]$ c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 ~) h9 n9 D. ?" A9 y1 y9 G
9 v& ^$ a# s% E/ }( Q. pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 L7 H. ]. y+ a2 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) N' b: \8 ^* t# M$ N
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " q5 ?1 E1 N3 p. r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 l* a: i, M) [Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 `& X* ~6 o8 p. q5 h5 i* d" w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& J2 H; u7 \" H4 eHarold: A teacher
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