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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . [6 z" t4 y3 R# {
Maria: Here it is. ' o/ Q7 q/ g/ _4 A4 Q/ N2 \) z$ h# J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! _ h- ~4 o8 U- IClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# L( Z" @2 J- k/ lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) o2 j/ z7 ]0 N$ |# O/ U# j& w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 t) p8 k' D A# c% I7 h
Teacher: No, that's wrong # I1 S9 z, j2 h- }3 X2 S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% s) N( X. S1 m/ W# H5 _6 P! lDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- Y, g! ~! S; \7 E4 i5 XTeacher: What are you talking about? 9 f2 W, ?& {( }- k0 ]$ Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 O7 Y5 z& f; S. f
' d4 W0 G' j9 f) N r6 wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 T6 }; ?9 l* w. J% c- N
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . C/ k( f) a# \# D1 v! ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , B6 U. { v* E! f# \
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 g9 J6 d7 X% ?Millie: I is... ) ~7 C* ~5 a7 M" k- |: j) n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 l$ o: L7 J( B' d8 @) h' p9 O }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' E# Q' \, P; T5 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 f$ H- `% b0 l) K: t5 t2 [1 \ d9 t* FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: L0 N9 a4 _8 x5 X6 rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + w; q, x( z4 u1 x& j
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 E. l: r3 @7 `9 |' s- d+ D/ t7 ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 H3 W+ i1 M; z( |9 ?
Harold: A teacher
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