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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: r. p- s) t3 P1 e: T' T5 sMaria: Here it is.
/ v5 I3 v k5 {/ ^3 ?9 GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! I/ O- u w/ x
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + C2 H( `3 E$ j' t7 L4 D5 a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. U( c# N! ^4 H2 |
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , u8 a/ B+ h9 d" \; E1 N4 g
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ M6 s5 }+ C" LTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ c8 S* \ t+ q! G$ `8 jGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& S6 e( Q0 \; h, t& W* H4 O( `7 GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 F u6 a4 v* y' P; z7 x
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 9 ?; q! o' C5 S' N/ R5 U! C
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 Y+ \6 @4 {& v( a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 O- L9 N, o0 e
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 a# N0 I8 D) k8 Y; c0 V
Winnie: Me! 9 Z. t/ m' Y7 L7 V
8 B! m! R4 k% o7 B* s: _. z VTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / {7 S0 h: I& r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 \5 a6 O5 y( v j7 ?% }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 v+ F8 m2 u' O0 cMillie: I is...
7 F- k: E$ K$ E. y$ M6 oTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : u' d& s9 p/ u, I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , q6 C" c% l9 P% |* |% q6 m, F* A
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , S* ?4 ^3 H1 `! H- M" z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ |$ R/ L1 S- K/ q2 j
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & C5 B/ }. U6 S+ I3 j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ w+ I9 y) d$ y# t t* e4 wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 ^* ^5 s d2 ^5 W6 {8 j" Q2 g; wTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 M* Z) x( p2 l7 t4 D
Harold: A teacher 0 h" `% N8 F3 |2 A2 o8 _
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