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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 _) s! F. E$ Y/ M+ zMaria: Here it is.
4 q+ M* @8 U- ]: o: a* r8 ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( l9 H. K; ~' w2 y
Class: Maria. 6 r3 Y* g# C5 j, W& y+ a Q
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, D+ b: {' T- F* w* eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & ^( G2 ~9 L, C
$ j: h+ w( j. g# mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 s& [; a9 A! G/ T: V3 p# K+ QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; x3 t3 q3 ^* b0 M
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) D, Q6 S3 [5 Q2 _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! b0 A% r' |+ C- |' q6 t
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 w! v, e, e+ e' Y; e9 }+ @# i# K3 `Teacher: What are you talking about? ( O& Y E' \8 D) A6 S' O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; T4 v) N5 P$ Y; F1 x$ w( \& L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 ~* K7 L. P$ I d0 pWinnie: Me! ! B1 j7 k! Q1 o' ^. t
4 s T3 B- `2 X: N& a, ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 n" y. F) W( q j3 p- j2 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / H; Y3 s1 |5 G, o1 U
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ u4 E( g: W3 z: PMillie: I is...
7 l/ j8 o5 m& H, i4 dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % T. B* N& w' h( s2 t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 h: [3 n6 R* I+ z& z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ ~% Q% d" s9 x+ NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . u! j, U% J' K6 W4 g: R- ^7 G5 Y3 y
3 K9 K2 Z$ |2 ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 q- U( h r* b$ ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . _* J$ Z$ o- e. q8 s8 E
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" q, A/ u n1 rHarold: A teacher
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