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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) h. W% C" }: m3 Q" P' I4 C
Maria: Here it is. 1 k& K5 h n3 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 x! M+ I; ]5 o( O8 K* n
Class: Maria. 4 `5 p( O9 o! S7 G, q& G y
, i" D ^- z$ f7 h: kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: T3 X4 k. f5 F& [, z! [' l: CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ) h% o* E T4 }+ y7 C
1 y0 ?- m3 p9 N) U0 M2 a' J7 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% u& H, a* f! W+ k/ _; f! A- F6 ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & T4 G( N8 W" ^! o, z$ S9 q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# [+ |4 F. a. | Z3 K6 U+ YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , K) J4 a" {0 X+ a
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" k' u) d% Z9 z# ~4 P$ QTeacher: What are you talking about?
% i8 ?* {) C2 U: PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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G* j5 Z* n, b; X; UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% V# b: {1 f3 N. aWinnie: Me!
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' k- o* X( d* `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - J: E& l* o. S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , o8 t6 H' {8 H7 z5 b7 Z8 A
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& f* X. y7 L1 T% _( ~Millie: I is...
1 S9 M H \3 D5 r+ ~' }Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ E+ u* k9 j# }9 i7 R" b$ cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 y7 S4 L H2 d# b b
% D1 d& c# @) }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! p" P, |1 ^$ oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 T2 g/ }. s7 m* z- R- a
: g( r* c; V" [( |) zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 Y8 U( O. \7 p( x8 oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 E9 e1 K6 u7 \# L8 `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 p7 R3 ?, Y( G; H- ?( ]$ XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - {- h( m" S8 O8 k* Z7 U
Harold: A teacher + k% p5 B3 z& K6 C
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