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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 s2 ~# l/ K3 s$ sMaria: Here it is.
- M9 n8 x$ R3 e) o: R7 e" QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ `( I* a+ D* b4 l9 t* y* I6 ?; n" ]Class: Maria. 3 B/ z1 [/ W0 z, U: Q
- g- x& O! b9 S& o W. L( ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 n( n, ]' E7 N+ O; P, i) v) |
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 ` H( w. Z2 q1 t% f" g2 Z7 jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! h0 @5 H0 @# d# j2 ^Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 _) G' e. U0 y& m' `) _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 ]7 g) y& g$ Q8 W' m9 N8 I) oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & F4 s( r6 X* ^% L+ G: `: l0 Q6 c; L9 T
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% u$ [/ R4 N9 z2 R/ [' ^Teacher: What are you talking about?
& [9 H/ Z% q, d, r2 U6 oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: v3 j. F5 n7 I5 t5 s5 A6 ?+ f( fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 w7 o8 j. y) n, v$ R. ZWinnie: Me!
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' F& t6 ?* d$ R# yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 d# G# W, J' `2 C2 E( bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 k5 u( \2 r0 M: z' f9 F# ]& A# j( |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ x9 _" L! ^0 F- d% z1 S
Millie: I is... " e9 s3 t5 J* |2 T6 I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 `5 d, d& A0 t/ h# O# M' \, j/ A
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 R% L: j& M5 i2 S& _9 kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . F' ~ B# P a( q" T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 G, ?! C; f5 f& b4 u( Y% TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 |. x3 P2 w, q$ }3 s' aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # u" e" s" i7 q7 F- ?/ k! h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) b$ x/ r, ?( [! r% K
Harold: A teacher
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