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# ~8 ?/ w" n! S' X' c- aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! k1 }9 Z7 q- X, Y- v8 F
Maria: Here it is.
0 Q Q7 d* ~' \9 FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 ?5 p2 r/ B7 Y* Y B' L: \- v3 M0 ]Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & B$ L `: S d1 k! H! W: z3 G
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' s$ s4 h1 L: F9 b* jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 G w$ D. l! y3 P5 Y' F5 [
Teacher: No, that's wrong m. `. Z# a l! c3 Z2 X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 D# f* e4 t" j, |* r& E/ S% KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 z) H# c% o( d- c9 g$ e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' ?; |1 J. `, c7 [1 B# X* QTeacher: What are you talking about? - l& X% B$ C5 Y D6 K) {8 t O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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: C0 J& g3 a1 `7 P6 ]6 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ~- A% E: _/ X5 k- C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * ^0 |2 y# V d4 b
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 q) `) s& I* O
Millie: I is...
% l4 C# P! A" hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % V1 i( y" o+ H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 k0 c" ~0 x5 D+ U8 \/ vLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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0 \9 k5 e4 ?6 N$ H6 G5 z ~2 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 x8 _- L/ }3 Q0 S# b; N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ c0 J4 O( J' V" L
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " X2 i- g, E H! c' D5 F; {8 X6 p
! u+ R4 K! f" }; g% R& HTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 m4 e! Z# W0 M* a* S1 R7 N9 H; }Harold: A teacher 4 Z# h9 _) E1 y8 j j8 A
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