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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 P/ o- I- \1 ?0 w; R
Maria: Here it is. ! C U' ^8 }" ~6 h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " h- a4 i9 r' _7 f" v, E
Class: Maria. 7 D- F( a5 C% Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , n8 [8 `) D" W' P& E8 Z) p
John: You told me to do it without using tables. V/ H, m9 j; w& ~4 A
" [6 X6 t4 t+ \3 w3 i3 k; UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 F9 w$ I8 h1 U- PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" q! w" |: r3 V: ?" HTeacher: No, that's wrong
* \" J, [% O8 \/ F) l$ J' J, r6 nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : t+ }" x" |& ?6 _ h/ s0 v; c+ H
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: P4 Y( d& g0 o. T- g9 ` }Donald: H I J K L M N O. z C9 h7 \1 ]$ X
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ a5 `1 h$ k7 ?6 NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 Q V& Y& p7 h# z: j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; O7 V1 k2 s7 y$ [4 W$ [) x+ K' hWinnie: Me! $ w1 }. K2 {& n
( p8 ~0 L8 y0 r8 }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - _' ~8 v/ L9 N! }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ }, g& N W; a0 `% nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 w' I3 j+ g, s& P! S) E$ K9 j {
Millie: I is... + y9 R& q2 G! F6 C# Y+ o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) F0 e% }" }8 }* P/ h1 B0 yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 y9 ~& Z* h1 {: C# _0 [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: i. r. h( ]! \9 A4 TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! b% u/ b: g5 i. H ETeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . q- b/ J5 R# ]% H& _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * p* R8 B6 L N, X, y
- D5 J3 C/ i. F& p U( aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % u% j- Z$ Q; Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( c8 i6 Q | g" i5 a
, b' \8 p+ m% w' G/ n) JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. ], F- w' D+ G2 I) U. z2 n! {Harold: A teacher
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