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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - ]) V1 F" X, o+ U3 r! P9 d! J
Maria: Here it is.
! w7 \5 r, `" J4 Q, h! J Z1 s9 PTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# m- O% r8 K$ b5 w& {Class: Maria.
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' `" r3 K Q! H$ bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 I2 }0 c4 K8 N* _( H3 GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ f( W6 {; s$ L. j$ u
! v) S) ] k$ z% d! n) z0 OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) o9 W& R; D$ w" H! D3 X$ }; u1 b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# _1 L, _+ @5 }Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 c4 I' d- v& |) X* kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 M$ {6 T4 P! l1 z! D. |: h3 M6 q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 v8 I' B9 U8 O2 ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 @) u4 x; c8 P. ?) R& \- uTeacher: What are you talking about? ; c! R8 Y7 Z" x! c: ^& }
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. G7 b4 b* e2 f$ B7 L# U3 ?, HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. N2 }, w: u; Q3 L" C2 w
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " B* f7 m& {# K. e* `) X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 {5 s3 t) D$ ?( bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." a" E& B9 g& J
Millie: I is... / k/ X5 D, Z( R0 M( G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & T& o0 `' T$ ?$ V6 C$ b5 m. w8 u/ T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ v" Y% y9 l" }/ WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( \6 a3 Q0 M3 U }8 R# E0 NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 m) x( S. L" H0 f& H3 {
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( s$ V3 e- y$ G/ T5 ~0 Y, gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! e* E* j: q1 P" T
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: J& o) @4 T! W# S( QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" r+ g& ?2 W( H! H; a+ cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! g, h d+ i6 J1 u$ Q9 G& l
Harold: A teacher
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