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0 Y. u! h( Z0 F/ Z9 gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 D& G# s$ K2 Y+ ~7 lMaria: Here it is. 3 @$ ? D4 l7 v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + {9 w3 z6 ]8 g; C; D% s! v
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 m. }+ {$ n) Z) O$ x' s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / }+ s- Z9 N- V. G, m
! x& N( D8 q* STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( P1 j2 V1 t7 |7 n& `; U0 t5 l/ Z5 K
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 @' J1 Y b$ x0 uTeacher: No, that's wrong % X+ s* l7 p! T7 W/ E" V/ j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 u2 c8 l2 V. V% ], NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ w7 q# m* ~ j3 Z2 X6 b; S, t0 v5 X
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 K; M+ j$ C8 @- ~6 p( \Teacher: What are you talking about?
( O/ a# I( r8 \% RDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - M" k. q* B: o1 G$ i1 u/ S
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 S ?; F+ s9 N1 z- Q& G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( M* f( t) E" [) W* A
7 v5 v4 x8 ?$ u2 ?: g- PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 F) m5 d' S+ Z8 b, |4 u
Millie: I is...
% e" l3 P' t! H4 K. RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, c& G; { X' w% r# lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 o, }) L q; o6 \
( M; [- G ^& G5 M& K/ O3 l3 E) n4 PTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ S& \0 V* O$ qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 t3 c2 ]& [- f' vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 {. ]$ N6 U0 }+ \: h5 ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 Y3 n7 Y# a; w
' ]0 n2 r+ Z( y6 ?& ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 g/ x# t* W1 q- F2 wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - o4 b! h: I- Q6 P, @: L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 x5 B) @% W2 y) a+ wHarold: A teacher 0 \5 P7 d" z8 V
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