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- L; k) w# |/ }" D5 t5 ?+ G$ XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 ]# p2 f; `+ \+ b5 kMaria: Here it is.
0 M O$ X+ C0 w3 D% lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) C& n* m+ n& ]9 {' \" D( J- O
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" M; v, o3 q3 c4 jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ @, f f4 e2 [0 t" w# DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! d* L2 n3 \8 E! N2 r- f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & W% @4 g @- W- t& [
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 E4 Y# @. P$ c' c' C! n- A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' Y6 K7 d. O9 d- l% ~
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * D0 Q4 R& g! ^$ Z1 }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % w. [% d6 j& M% `8 _
Teacher: What are you talking about? / p5 e5 S0 N0 \* s8 Z9 G" u3 w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - e/ m* ^0 D' q0 T+ D; I8 c, H
' [7 P P; c& k; B; wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. R$ s" |: E3 c; | ~/ y
Winnie: Me! + w: p5 o0 Q G: V- K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ b2 a- X% C# b8 T" k' a: b) ~( ^0 I$ cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 ]& T2 J9 I* ^
Millie: I is... 5 L+ U# _+ M+ n$ I: h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 ?8 t6 D+ @2 L1 `$ SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ {1 e5 B& N8 T- c: F6 Q1 UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 H; q6 s5 d/ m" t6 @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& \5 o) ^$ k& yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 p" s7 l1 g" q' L- D- RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 ^3 X6 K! _* f# R. @
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ N, i" P* x2 qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 O! C# m) x3 | Z/ C6 CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 ]0 V. w. Q6 L5 c- o; tHarold: A teacher
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