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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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' s9 _3 g8 L9 o8 ?( R  qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: M. [, O1 ~# A0 W" UMaria: Here it is.
4 P* a: S9 U: ^. }4 D4 QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# x" X8 r! h7 t8 E, O6 O2 V" s3 VClass: Maria. 2 G3 E. O5 f9 R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 H9 B' g5 |6 N8 W" p. J# z+ b& G8 j
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 d  M4 O8 R- X, W

; Y. l6 K+ A- v# I: @6 s6 YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ M; u# V* h6 K' [( cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 z+ I9 }1 `" |8 e% x7 i4 q' zTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 _' v5 B8 e* j1 x3 e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # i8 I% L# T1 ]) y9 T) C

4 M* y1 a) M" e" MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 X  t( P/ N5 N2 P) g1 i
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 i5 W, q5 X7 X& tTeacher: What are you talking about? ' R3 u7 O0 T* ^8 G3 _2 O* t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 G+ J" r- N  S; }Winnie: Me!
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* `! d) Q. _2 G8 C: i" G4 ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 t3 z6 Z+ L, U6 C' q1 ]* g' [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - C9 I3 z7 S7 T( a% M1 I

2 ~4 G  y" z3 B7 H" ~) \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ a- o) ^5 x$ U- x  lMillie: I is...
$ ^& K8 l: n( c* G9 t, yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' p* C% w8 m! w. G9 V, ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + q/ [  R+ I9 ~' b" l9 k# ]8 G- I
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 g1 s4 ~4 y* v# ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 A, Q; q( d7 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: z; O5 b, N$ H0 t' WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 g* `% a4 {" h! G. Y( I6 V8 _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! `$ Q/ y6 ?5 _( _: gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 V$ u# ^/ y5 e% x& A/ _Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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