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3 t9 `4 Q- u/ m8 }; pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 h1 N: G' B. W# T$ d) q+ l! r8 I# UMaria: Here it is.
# ?) F) a: `0 r v5 r- bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # G! k; l( R/ X3 {" A
Class: Maria. # p" I9 b% M0 O0 y
2 V, o( L" d+ f3 PTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . ^# U+ x) }! R! d( y
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . ~: G7 |4 k8 A5 M
2 i0 x2 f7 R0 Z. w6 a/ zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, n7 @7 {* Q2 F; K9 \5 k5 A) uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 a& Q" S3 ~5 F% _' h+ s
Teacher: No, that's wrong * V I- d2 O/ K; c2 q: D& M. e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 r0 \, \) E! {- ]7 A
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ i+ v/ a" ]% ?* R( q5 U$ ~1 d' S1 b$ }Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 o6 F0 P+ f D% y
Teacher: What are you talking about? + @7 |. L( n& Z' L% ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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w+ n( m6 y$ w" [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. I2 g# \- K) S3 M* t
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 n, U5 T8 p* \0 a [) RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, N% z$ q* k0 s* `1 M: ?0 A( i+ STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) e# ^6 A7 E% I, \( P$ y3 mMillie: I is... ! [( q$ C$ Y3 S3 q. U: Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " I' z5 v4 w% \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( y( c" @9 W# I2 c
8 {' L1 F0 e6 u: x: e7 E7 \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * o! ^; l" j. G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 g7 O2 q& P7 vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# Z; n, i* s) T' s9 j* N1 y4 hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& O y' F: _0 K' t# k) OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 c; L0 u; {% u% ^6 k( V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! `9 h1 O$ {1 B" l) r
! M& [- o( `; a3 k1 o- zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 @0 C/ a7 d. {
Harold: A teacher
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