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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* m S' |: d2 PMaria: Here it is. 2 [2 _6 U% l" y0 V! f! M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. X& @7 ?1 o1 t& fClass: Maria.
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' \. c' r; h/ ? k( f/ K, H' cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( n& G0 \/ W) zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 z+ b7 T$ t2 w6 YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 y* t2 Y6 x7 n% g2 ^. @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 `" e% I+ g2 jTeacher: No, that's wrong
- v# i& P2 d3 U' j; X4 P3 M" M8 SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ C b7 {$ D. K5 Y2 l5 v$ pTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( i' p* `# [1 ?: d% x, u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( B, q+ ?+ A/ Q2 S4 [
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 \1 x/ V5 G8 |$ s/ V* w5 i4 {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % b# Z! w! g" K, u( e; i
, x/ F N" t$ L! Z& hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 p; H" R' R; I- v- WWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * q( p0 R. f l" _, s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . x+ H1 ^- |% ]1 ^
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , n/ M' X4 d6 q* s
Millie: I is...
7 n5 ]* Y, v6 l* ^9 [" j3 {* h8 Z+ XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 m9 V# X+ i+ N# y$ s2 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - a- f9 ^% a& w
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 }9 L8 p$ T9 O2 e$ d! D/ \6 WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 J# `* h% S; \' }) P" a8 oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - f$ E8 h# j9 F; ^" W; y9 y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 J+ C2 n. v& oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, q0 \$ r; g. c5 bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ?( n1 _- e* u) h; n* ~
Harold: A teacher
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