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/ _; j. n' `5 A6 H3 t9 tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
o3 J) |% Z/ j7 u6 e' ZMaria: Here it is.
! @ I! V6 I/ F+ M/ L& mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & b$ l. ^ N# @0 z# N/ E( u% H, Y! L
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - K4 U9 }$ r$ Z- g
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 m7 x9 h8 X% e+ j2 Q% U0 uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) M" t ?# J8 \, b9 M* hTeacher: No, that's wrong ' D' T/ N6 x* ]3 I, r! f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- u# p# }6 u' n+ y2 j% fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 |- z& _6 |, X+ ~, T$ c
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 t, \! W ?5 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 [; y& t% \5 a4 D: }6 K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ r: Z$ o8 U/ T( ^3 c' h- ]: b; ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 c; r4 Z7 c6 F6 m
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ V J: F* j1 C" ]6 y& h, B) M9 Y/ LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 \# R' R0 Q( t4 ]+ TTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 J, {2 e6 [$ Z4 h* ~Millie: I is... + [ ~# O+ z; t' N* T& p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( s/ p; N' L) i3 \% f0 g* _5 n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 u9 G8 ^- k9 LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( a+ T5 Y) X. T) w4 B5 S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " I' o- |- W& B2 o- X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 Y0 G6 E. p8 S4 G kTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# q7 w; @5 p/ Z( {' K0 HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, a" P. S! @! g. MHarold: A teacher 2 d+ T- j k; j" b
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