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- S" x3 N7 u& NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & W3 `0 Z0 U: B( B
Maria: Here it is.
' k; d+ T, M& ~& u0 UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . L: p9 c* W2 P, ~* _& k0 f" L
Class: Maria. # {9 R" J$ J+ P! F& N
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 @6 q/ n; _8 V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # p, l6 r0 w1 u# P
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 a/ H4 v& M V+ M- `4 p/ X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , O W& w: p5 p q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' h$ T0 b4 T) K+ ?# o9 P, h+ ?Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . A( R# p0 z( Q- B9 X4 t" K
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
F7 {" \, c [# a# g$ LTeacher: What are you talking about? . Z) Y/ |6 y. u! }8 X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - T5 y, ]/ b/ c0 i# q- b9 L- m
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" o# r6 Y& E1 s6 M0 ZWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 y( ~/ B$ ~4 q: j, k9 [- ^- c' Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 p, n# d8 S6 e+ s, i+ jMillie: I is...
$ T+ n C1 J9 ^( G( rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, V3 L, v9 ~7 s+ Z& pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 n$ i3 l, I# Z7 f* B+ vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " A# A. X* m- u7 s( p% y* L- g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) k7 e l! t0 M
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. K1 }- Q8 [: USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 d2 Z, j3 U# s3 X( _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 K7 z; Q2 s1 ~% AHarold: A teacher
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