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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; `' y2 ]& R( p, n9 a0 {
Maria: Here it is. 6 s) X6 A2 p/ t4 K# ]3 ]9 Y2 X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 J6 a/ t% y$ @& ?% e0 t7 TClass: Maria. ) D& H5 b$ m7 h* t; s: v( U
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, A( k+ D- A. HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: a g z/ i; r; }: G S SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! m$ Z( M& K3 G" P8 _
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* p3 A5 d3 e; E. Y( sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 l+ @1 m7 v' Q& o! q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ k x1 K8 x/ Q+ D4 V Y3 ]; YDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 M' l. ]3 z. L
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; z( M" l7 _! q% D' w4 [
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; N) H; X. E3 ~9 S5 I" |& aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; ]) w& A) z" A4 eWinnie: Me! r: E3 S; t; W# }# R
3 P5 U, j: Z% {1 }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 n9 x- r5 N6 k; B( [# d- bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 Q9 P1 W2 V0 O1 x% ]$ }0 r
) F! `+ d/ Y5 ^; h2 ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 Q( o9 ~* m* X
Millie: I is... * j7 y* O; A r- i$ K/ q$ V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. ?8 \, I& ]. ?4 m$ \, g0 PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' I& V. M3 k- v, ]
9 D8 @# {/ p% I0 _* B! Y& pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 Y2 k; d% n* `- d" h4 G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( i0 U) z* _& R; z, k
- y% h$ d* `7 X9 A6 xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " p/ I. O8 W' q4 d* \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 X& h7 e2 e4 m% J3 f! yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 I8 C- ]6 [' H9 @" w# a
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , ^+ @1 ~, T6 ?& V+ S7 u6 G: f% S$ ^
Harold: A teacher
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