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3 G+ W7 j* s$ m U7 \/ w" rTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 t0 {' n% o# h5 d9 d4 I
Maria: Here it is.
! E9 N. k8 H9 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 ?8 X2 w. _( V& ]* [, YClass: Maria. ) Q, a- S* T" w* R0 {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - U# n' g$ r" n. ?# K, T
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 N$ @4 D0 e. J# t8 w
: M, r* J9 R$ J! z. o$ a# D' [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! [! s7 V6 a( c) W4 [1 eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 e+ ^ w, \" n4 C" ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& {5 g# b/ t) U$ EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ c' X0 n1 h/ y+ T# d8 [3 sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. H1 l3 l" k7 Z- f9 W4 MDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- {$ ^, q7 }0 T( q: }8 K5 BTeacher: What are you talking about? $ S4 U" f5 M; u3 @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 e0 Q* e" p4 i. v; ^- x+ f- l+ v% {: N
; [ U6 {4 w! W! Q) mTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 \( T9 U4 z. s# a6 OWinnie: Me! 7 n& A+ x' o; w# G" U
) g% i e$ V1 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 r- P8 H9 X$ D, Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ T$ W" y- W1 X; hTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , ]4 _6 }+ B* l( S# J
Millie: I is... " h: H5 k' C, G! o( q# [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 S) f+ i! L* A0 Z6 K# c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / f6 ^$ ]% ~7 C% V3 b! |+ L
: ?1 [: t3 \7 E, TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 V+ L7 S& h- h6 A; b w9 w5 U" GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( t- |3 c) o) \* r5 Y4 r0 Y( Z0 Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 q8 u0 c) v8 p W3 u) qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; t, i' R. H0 J7 x
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ i0 t+ p9 @( z5 |9 O. J0 VHarold: A teacher
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