Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

4 W7 K- E1 V/ q" h) Q! @( A+ NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 j) ~/ c% v2 W% Z: K' VMaria: Here it is.
! A+ l& j" C% YTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# P$ P2 i% }' X; k0 k7 c! PClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 I, p+ Y& g' m2 lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

9 o0 I( L" r7 n. z1 t. \9 h( V5 qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! o/ j7 e2 |8 PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 A7 `% E5 o# G9 o6 P  S- KTeacher: What are you talking about?
2 l: i! }6 s( v+ i8 C" x4 }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, ~6 b0 }4 J& c; FWinnie: Me!
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4 R4 v1 x, B% BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ |+ l- I) M- s  d' R. kMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

9 m! H: B( J0 T# ^+ iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- Q3 p; ?* E1 R. x. Z# X5 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

! {$ D. Y/ Q' @# DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 y7 l- R( d2 T3 F/ i7 pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) I. S5 `6 p8 J9 Z+ d' ^, A, ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ a! N- j3 O0 v* T5 O% PClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

! ]: o; C0 [! ]( J( `Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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1 [+ Z) K6 E$ _3 z, o8 \The last one is GREAT!

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