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k$ S0 h: M5 H5 fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 |2 k8 s, J6 d( R9 C1 RMaria: Here it is. 7 t% v4 N E1 \: U; Q) f0 \# u5 a: H
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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5 ` K: N5 |& }' @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : I( p( v- M1 i; @( D
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 @3 ^6 l+ b, p; s: V7 ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 x6 `. B0 ~, zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 e- s+ i( V) K2 c# v3 D/ v* \. N) X
Teacher: No, that's wrong
. |& |# @' Z9 S1 }9 J& V0 WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 D% V1 t. ]- y, HDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! P5 o6 B: `* P9 a/ }' T1 j! ~! Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* ~; Q9 B4 {# b* Q& oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 Z! G3 x# D4 F' \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" `( N8 T! d/ U1 w, J1 s) rWinnie: Me!
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9 ?( A$ C& d5 v/ oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 u$ w5 D. a, @/ q- b' d% D9 S4 uGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( |7 Z1 e: C7 W4 r' {7 D' z) C6 fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + J4 s6 r, I. G: x9 P" p) n- A& |
Millie: I is... ( c1 Z4 r2 x8 t+ y; d% t; T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 \3 h: j, Y. f5 L: }: N5 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * d+ g- |$ U2 ^8 R& Q$ N
1 v: y6 X# e9 G9 MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. y& |% @; o; S* D) x3 ^1 fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ L) J- k& L: sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + [5 d, y7 V) X2 E1 V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) H5 L: M' K! z( P) a# Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 i1 h4 Z+ @/ }4 }
Harold: A teacher
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