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5 S1 O! S( @( p$ \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- b8 b6 X, |" pMaria: Here it is.
# c |- B- X3 U) b9 O$ }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + K* H+ v0 k7 o' Q9 a( Y) | e
Class: Maria. ! I9 C& ]3 |1 \; Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& E2 N( v1 Y' F; sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 r; }! y! x5 o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & Q: d* x0 W' k6 Y5 q. j7 N- ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 r' C1 Y: S7 f7 r# S; }# ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 V. v# N: _0 S2 S5 t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 |" c- v7 _# q/ dDonald: H I J K L M N O. / ~. Z0 V3 z* @7 b1 U- B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 S+ H# a8 q9 w2 ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 Y4 m: D2 P, u! m* y$ `3 _1 i
Winnie: Me! 8 q* [" v! I3 u. g/ I: V, r1 R3 r4 x
4 L# Y1 _* z L P. `$ PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' g/ o0 {4 o9 s, p+ w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . V& }2 C% b- {# V
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) G9 ?* |# c* `- K2 OMillie: I is... 9 S$ j$ x4 j5 g1 e$ `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & {7 X/ M' G& f6 Y4 i5 C1 Z# ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' O( W1 r6 u) y) m
' m" ]/ i: C, [( w2 p- J' |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + n. E% m9 u0 k" S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" X% H( b. D. K+ LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, D5 r& X( U$ r( S: T ZSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ u, ^" S2 ` m. \% r% x$ ~/ aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * W s- A% A8 i$ z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Y0 S, P; s4 h' A; z' G+ y: [
Harold: A teacher . @; a3 Q7 U- P- C4 Z, }
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