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) O7 [, q+ Z4 j) ~4 \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 Y! P; u; `8 T* U% x: C
Maria: Here it is. 6 O4 e2 k& b L# i% n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 [3 h3 m9 T# }0 w: vClass: Maria.
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& Q; J) R( x" T4 u- A6 h1 n0 XTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( N& `( L$ I+ \/ Y* i3 LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 J; h, A7 W2 \9 A& T: TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 v5 Z; g; u/ ?! v+ n1 [* A
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ s) h% ~, v+ ?, V wGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 Z! B; m' A) y$ n _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; Q" a0 N- b( S. c) T- D1 YDonald: H I J K L M N O. # |2 t! ?8 T" ~8 ^9 o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ b: z! P, ^! {% R, N8 }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # o4 A' i( f8 o7 a
Winnie: Me! & z- H* q$ r$ L/ u7 D0 K9 I/ P% Z
# Y* X/ `7 i7 f& V; ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" P. m- M- o6 ~. B8 `% nGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) O/ \2 v7 t4 M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) |( K* Z/ \/ Y. I/ c
Millie: I is... " t* ~- g: Q. ]. u" Z. X) s3 k
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - n$ k) \* r6 ?5 R) f% k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ t% N+ ~$ }4 e9 ]6 |8 t- vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 G: D. M, ?$ L7 t3 VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" |, a7 C$ g L8 _ ~2 D) vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 _) R0 k5 U1 k6 }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- O" |" `. B9 a I1 d5 \6 I& BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 `) }5 g9 P3 E% s4 {! ^ ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' f. ~* G% T9 }6 p
# W+ G. f0 A/ b3 d/ y8 dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
S, M3 A. k) k) D sHarold: A teacher $ B+ {( [: ~5 K0 i, [
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