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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) H. Q7 g$ p+ P' {7 a& P8 q
Maria: Here it is. $ s$ z" B) v. ^! B' l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; j- G! T0 B5 E& V, V+ f
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , p& |+ Y( e, K. A4 x& O7 I
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 ]9 C: [8 m$ X8 m
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# V$ }5 K1 T! x; r! \Teacher: No, that's wrong
" g' o4 X4 _& _# d8 |7 H/ g+ yGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: L+ e( J7 }" z6 `+ jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* S4 c' M9 |. _; ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. * x$ O& @3 L2 K3 B# v' u Y0 k
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 e$ l+ b6 L9 Y1 H3 Y7 Q6 ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 h0 i! j, C, L9 ~
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- N5 {) z- x7 ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & q6 l, C' i; W* N# n
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # T A2 u6 {1 i; k
Millie: I is... ; `5 a% ~3 d3 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! H6 Q: T t+ p; U7 y; `1 B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' C5 H: {0 I/ @2 C5 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , i- j9 R; M$ j# a& v: `4 u
7 p) c+ E( u2 \. w; h' `/ U* mTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 x: g0 r+ b& k5 h1 L( [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? x; N3 F. I) J- k* v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 |! `' p9 z- {5 U( a/ C( Y1 l
Harold: A teacher
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