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; u. x" A, X }+ [0 QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 X% R% N% o. U" x; nMaria: Here it is.
/ i8 B# E; T, r% m9 @$ lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 |1 U9 a" ]# N$ Q6 g9 h BClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ J$ I# s2 e: k4 h6 S& V& G
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! A3 ?3 h' B# H
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" c" O, z' j; k `. W) p# ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, C& m9 F) J% `; _" _Teacher: No, that's wrong * I: C! H7 U8 s; t" ?6 S- i5 V
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / E0 D+ i: |) j/ G1 Y, d# x8 W, d2 B! \
. ?: P4 h2 x9 F5 kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
[& L' z2 X" C3 Q% M$ [6 f8 `Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& H8 ?/ i1 C) E: {Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 A4 D$ J2 ]0 P$ T) e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ g$ |% \" c8 B) a$ A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 X4 C! [" ]/ i% oWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" c2 ?, n# \6 J% ?/ |" WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" j, |9 `5 Y. R7 H/ m, uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 {1 S$ x/ [/ h' A
Millie: I is...
& m5 k0 @, u5 X3 a9 x4 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 U1 b- t7 ^1 T6 `% t2 p& [% T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + ^: P# y9 m4 U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 s3 [& B' S9 fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ `8 f& \# i; C1 o `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& `# }: d0 K" ] V* T* w( T6 s" zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : i, Q4 ^: v+ x, ^9 U/ m- O' v1 i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) R% `9 |2 U. GTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % R( ]+ l) m( M0 \7 J* }4 N# p+ D
Harold: A teacher . y* v+ J. v$ ? P3 c; @
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