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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : `9 X2 u3 R3 g7 v, W, a; [# w
Maria: Here it is.
/ r' N3 L0 A& x1 g7 eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: [# w8 \. _0 c* b' L; G1 oClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? p5 g$ e) L1 x) ^6 X" A4 a6 w8 N
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" `3 Q/ b0 G' U' h, gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 ?$ g; Q( v, R( F5 ~. L2 E! Q7 {
Teacher: No, that's wrong % t U; N& Y5 C* t( Z. x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * I4 I9 `) x+ p. L( Z) ^: I
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 F! Y2 l: u, Z, A, ~# E8 K* |" ~. XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 {" W4 q, s9 T! L- n5 ATeacher: What are you talking about? - J1 W; q/ F( i% z4 V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % `7 n2 M$ p6 p
0 C9 o/ W5 W+ M' `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- I1 R/ @/ P; _5 a: {, MWinnie: Me! 1 ~7 ^, D( Y6 z4 F1 P
9 h$ H) _# y/ k" TTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * U6 U# G V% n% d7 u& x9 S1 D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - h6 ` |& X- g9 r5 a
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 K- W; E% t! ?Millie: I is... ! I, J- o3 [" p4 P% a# }/ k8 k$ s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 I) Y; C' |% p. o8 u+ z6 hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 y% k: a4 W6 f2 z4 I
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # x- }& n: V/ J1 j. u$ n& ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . K/ @. C: d# X% s# p
4 C9 \0 P1 V ^! r6 u; ~5 o" c& nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# a" z5 c2 L, _& ?0 aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # T% l/ l7 i# A
4 n. ?3 ^1 o* b+ \9 o* WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 L0 F$ R1 n+ z& g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' I# I# s) U( T+ h- p: J! \8 f
5 ~: e% E: @( t) Q. B$ X- N1 kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- c. c7 b ~ r: v5 yHarold: A teacher - w0 ~; N) H/ y8 A$ {" y
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