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) k, q# R- N) c! kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 ]) ?! [$ v" Y' K3 H9 \2 H1 TMaria: Here it is. 0 y! c/ J2 ^, C# y6 }9 a7 n8 R! P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
h0 V$ V1 E1 X8 \9 z& f8 g! gClass: Maria. 8 \: {7 J- Y( O" ^! F% h
8 b7 o- X- V5 m% B9 K- S! V* tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 ^8 u; w l5 v; v: o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. * L3 ^+ |' s$ g+ S! n( ^- H
- t0 @8 Z; n7 {7 a3 ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ f; Q# [: l8 g7 a3 l4 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! _! L( `& B {% g4 \3 `+ m& P# K
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( S! u' h6 U+ ^' ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; B# U# B2 R+ a) k& {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 H [: r! D" s' ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - C1 I. F- i0 Q, u; t
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* s( i8 X) e* |. XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / g/ {( Q( L; a" g! C8 I
; t( S" D& f; U' vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 m; ~$ d' f5 d7 E$ \
Winnie: Me!
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9 X8 h; M8 ^$ k: \4 l3 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 U% m9 d) p" j" y# @9 l( w& K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 K( r" v. m5 B+ l; @2 @" d5 C
- x/ r$ L- |( M! e3 \% sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% O+ c# Q4 I2 P4 |Millie: I is... 4 [; A' u8 [3 J* }2 c* ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# W. s6 C9 i, V# ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& `. p$ s2 X4 K' Z2 lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, F4 n Y8 K R& G" Y6 U( w3 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; e7 ]7 y I+ d
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' j5 O3 O( P# g% ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 [7 m9 h% @; r9 r( z5 k* W; H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( T$ S3 L5 E; |( s; K; G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , q: c# G% P* Z0 y. F6 @3 A
6 W. ^" W4 W( e- x, }/ T5 _$ g5 PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' r/ [) g& H6 _Harold: A teacher
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