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% ^! R( g& k! M. k) p* RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& D) { A7 ?5 i# i0 E& hMaria: Here it is. # Z. a) H7 u9 q- A* V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) N: g! ]: B7 x; e
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 b& x) L( Q+ q+ _/ z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 M* d( H. T% p$ O9 d; e9 _9 O3 u
& q) R' O( G' d! y0 A' @0 T7 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! I) z) w' {1 ^" }( t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 [1 T* _3 S9 z/ x$ L7 y6 A% K2 ]
Teacher: No, that's wrong . ~/ \1 K) D) s: m; x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 k5 g+ [& K& x Q1 @Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & @8 N5 o7 C& v, Y/ t o2 K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 x. C$ l; q; Q7 q- u4 X2 Q8 P
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 |/ `. @3 v; B% b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 F" Y& l+ n" ]5 [ H! P) ^; BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 g1 Q( o! H7 B S IWinnie: Me!
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3 s' P! r; w$ n, |/ [% q- xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 D8 O+ }+ T7 w% U& Z9 K6 FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 B+ I$ k( S: [) s& W1 r
Millie: I is... 3 L0 K% R4 s0 G! }" ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; I" v3 k5 }: y- c) r8 BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' s Y/ `' V) {: ^& S0 E
2 G( s# _+ N4 g/ kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 c' K$ I6 ^) mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* f% r! `4 I' V$ p% p; X- B% f% CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * p' h) c- W7 f9 F- F6 }6 v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 ?. g1 l0 F/ H) Z8 j+ b& S& D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; N" U$ y& i; N- a" A; t7 ~
Harold: A teacher " j5 S# v$ `- v9 N( p) l& V+ c" O
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