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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' b8 e. o. J9 |8 x" s0 I. [ f; _* g
Maria: Here it is. ( |# e; v# O; H4 Y1 _, S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / e: W; c" {7 y0 N
Class: Maria. ( F- G( k8 p: ?# p T: g2 J( k
$ Q& i$ C' A# H( qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ N; J! x9 o' S% B
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , u! x/ `7 G& L, b3 _) S$ \
' K [6 ^ V/ H) OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ \% y n' e1 p" Q. A8 H) I2 W: j7 ?+ oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# m9 {2 O7 k& H( ]Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 D) V: Y1 P' M. \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * ~+ x* e& }9 e% @6 b
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- z5 p' o5 k* |3 ~$ QTeacher: What are you talking about? - d" X. m7 X% X, m* {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; f0 \+ M* C2 _. V7 [
8 t2 ]7 i2 l; c, X6 H! FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, |8 a a5 f) IWinnie: Me! / V, r! i4 Y+ r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. X+ v1 I3 I# e AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& u9 ]# K2 N" lMillie: I is...
+ ~$ q! D- u' g& D9 I2 ?, Y2 _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 h5 u8 t& j$ O' KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" I$ p. u# h. K8 dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. s! Y, \* ~3 p' G
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 t+ T4 Q$ O& {4 b2 r! RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ X; x3 a1 g1 F! G; TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
C0 U b0 k! Y9 \" f, { [; j4 A: [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 J' G& R3 T( g7 f& F5 V1 m
Harold: A teacher 5 [4 \6 Q r: }
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