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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 R: ~4 s: z: X S; m5 q& VMaria: Here it is.
9 f! B# L \, j6 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 @% ~& L9 _4 }8 GClass: Maria.
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, _9 b4 ?8 U" l$ w; h9 s8 x/ UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' \( [3 K( Q% i+ o: r0 Q1 t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 U0 l0 H0 |7 R0 {4 r% c" \) Y9 {3 `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / {; U4 H9 t; I: s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 a9 _ }% z9 ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ p5 [. j% D9 U, o$ nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( r& ^4 V& {% j; T9 c( p# rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' N- T' P2 q4 l5 D% y! @& x1 U9 p
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 k/ v, G; G/ n: I6 K( Q7 z, C% F$ ^# C
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 X: c8 Z6 D8 s, a5 I9 W9 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 F& d. M1 f7 Z+ gWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ T) C7 X `# z4 J& a" Z! L: hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 ]" M$ M7 d' T! E, cMillie: I is...
# U" |- S5 `$ w7 h9 E. cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 j, N3 l6 ^$ H! a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - p3 k7 n% l5 \$ v& q0 O7 R$ c
2 _7 u3 ^& D% L- L& V- ]8 X5 l5 CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( J. _# p! ~$ A x& GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 n- I9 T" A/ D7 c
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ s5 d! _6 g9 E6 JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* B4 t2 t) N( \/ Y5 XClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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U( u6 w+ U6 N4 M! r: ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% t2 p8 ~4 L; C: x+ EHarold: A teacher - u: ^" `. Z: s+ R+ ]
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