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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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) ~% J* L0 K% Q j9 [! }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 G, l- _$ N8 z g% Z
Class: Maria.
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3 O+ Y1 d6 n0 h+ ]5 ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 y# {8 |! @- i7 H) ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * ~! T4 p" g T; v* M; S( c- p- K$ M) O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & r) B% V0 y4 {! o1 d3 k7 M
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 y/ Y$ u8 b7 I- k% W+ ^3 \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# l0 _ |* d9 CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . \- o; e) Y0 _* i5 d; h9 Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 s1 l0 B, s( ` J' C# a7 L k
Teacher: What are you talking about? " @+ \# d% j8 Q5 _; {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 B2 ~4 j$ V0 `$ n9 WWinnie: Me!
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7 `- F3 m! E, ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 g+ G7 j) C1 [- y7 h1 X R4 E7 {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! v: s# L4 g2 r. U
, \6 B" Q- a' r N1 M9 [+ s/ bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 F, b( S; q/ d% w Q" i4 o4 X
Millie: I is...
) x- v& Y, j) `1 U; d& Z4 gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* f( V3 r$ S3 uMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 J) k3 y" a$ z: W
5 v( G: l* }8 D& W4 c3 tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? h$ H# a* @7 k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# [" Q; I. Q, z1 N3 e9 GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 m+ }0 u; F# u6 XTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! O B- X1 H$ E# H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- D3 ?( b+ Q6 @; m( ] uHarold: A teacher
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