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u# p# C! C0 o0 k$ Z* d* QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* h6 ?9 N+ [6 R: U2 q6 L$ wMaria: Here it is. ; x+ o7 [% w# G& t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 ?4 b( |$ a( R) Q6 k4 D
Class: Maria. : V" [. L. v! R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # {) ~8 c; z' _7 k4 F/ Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 U! t$ b# @- S u& w l3 uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 E6 F! z$ h! q8 Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 p# T5 g1 U! b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# F/ L* `* r/ `/ s. HDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 ]5 t9 P' a/ D+ t6 r8 eTeacher: What are you talking about?
/ V. w9 V0 c& k3 \5 gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 G6 j. C% V7 y( t( c7 {+ h
6 x# ^ V; o8 Y; {6 E5 }- |; iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: w- t) b. x9 I! {& R6 _! Z& [Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 a$ p5 `: R# z) |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " N; Z- L2 K4 o" ]- b: R
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 i7 h+ H* _* u" Z6 g4 E
Millie: I is... . b% I" |# o( J0 _3 `5 [3 w. j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & S$ d3 x5 U; r% C8 ] C( f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , |# Q4 _: w5 U( l% |; P" Q
4 [6 l5 U' T" H1 s1 sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( U! v1 a6 E }3 E1 b. \: nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ S+ Z! f/ q$ hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " o6 M% s. Y" b1 ~1 g' j# @) a6 V$ R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 i. c9 r4 p; `* S/ }' ?: z T
Harold: A teacher
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