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7 N7 [* e4 _8 f D' q& N" \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 X' q. R# L6 c% m' rMaria: Here it is. 5 `' P. i- h/ ~; A* ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 O( u3 M2 I: O! o% [0 m
Class: Maria.
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. t& X1 O3 V9 u1 a( R8 N" G$ rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% G0 c8 C! o+ Z% c+ e1 P3 D9 C* rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* r! d1 p7 b9 ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 S- I ^; m# B5 [$ j+ K
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 v* j- O/ f3 N- j5 ^# S! s3 c. fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 L% {2 ]* H, E- t. g$ t
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 A7 \# D, N' Y. b7 S/ l$ q3 eTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 ]0 m( G, q5 f$ {: F9 \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ J; a* r f; R* a
Winnie: Me! 8 k9 c9 \/ M1 E9 y
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 [6 D3 m1 Z- U4 E: H5 l2 YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( g$ D8 `6 B( ^1 K
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 j) i3 f4 U; _7 Q fMillie: I is...
! w% c% b3 l1 `' dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( S; ]0 t F' k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : H8 e5 b- Y* u
2 [7 ~: x! [0 X9 K, mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; M* w. u, e* o3 fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 @$ B2 S. [, ^, ] _8 p' E5 S
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' v1 K1 y' S+ [9 s; ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' u% a d; ~( YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 M# V0 T# D' [9 H# M% l0 [Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % s' ]0 W3 j% N
Harold: A teacher ) g! } @' ]3 D P5 A$ D
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