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]+ l8 w# L( |" GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 E4 r4 w, g: ~' i/ j/ dMaria: Here it is.
& m* f' s& ^" _ x u5 o1 _5 B9 rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! l& [6 b2 U# f6 c$ p i; L0 g# |Class: Maria. ) o6 S2 F( y. m' q0 r
3 L5 e' |& ?7 }" N. Q0 p4 lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ k) T1 W" c7 V1 C8 {John: You told me to do it without using tables. / n: R5 l8 x& E
0 c- t5 G0 K$ p# s) Y8 n. DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - W; f T2 I5 ?* |, a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: l: Q2 z x1 J# E; fTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ o9 Y! w8 m6 MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . e1 W, K, |8 {1 N
- ] N/ b% D# j5 p$ @$ y6 ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 [1 e$ k, B: l' G: a) RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 I6 ?$ `5 n! E; c% XTeacher: What are you talking about? * L; N+ N: D$ t, y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. T* a, a! d, j0 t0 _& d0 y W' w) u
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, e1 ]5 x/ G' f% I; bWinnie: Me!
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; l" ~( i1 }- ]. e/ `' ?5 j! a* WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; Q( i4 i" K' t- S( Z! M: aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / R3 y* L8 D3 ~0 D4 K8 o
1 D$ {4 o) D1 X3 f9 g( F4 RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- b( M8 T4 h/ q! b6 `3 _: ]Millie: I is...
. A6 s* z, E3 u pTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
I; G! N; d* x! Z( [9 Z1 S1 y: AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " n8 v2 P! g7 |/ _( h4 p3 l
9 T: {9 ^/ R- G$ r- R2 S% \: u, HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 ~' v% E9 A& C' h$ Y4 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, a1 f# e H( c, s9 S7 hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( D% Q& d! D# e5 E7 }
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 a; N2 A: g3 D
0 i" y4 D" r6 B u, b: pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 z# r, z) s8 v0 e: Q% u, \Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # k4 h$ `2 R* ^1 }6 s% o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' B9 j" Z P: V* ~
Harold: A teacher
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