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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 K( t0 N8 l6 a2 R
Maria: Here it is.
5 g7 E- |1 Q; b2 f$ U. ?5 T2 zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 G9 u) y( i8 h5 I P1 w/ a& p
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 d) a* v! q" s3 }4 FTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( S$ D$ Z2 K( J1 U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , T. H. r& `' B/ o& H. ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ t. Y- Y6 r3 n4 A: k: w3 LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( ]2 P0 |: [' o2 X+ b' V
W# Z; d( F! \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( C, u+ m' f$ l6 J6 r" cDonald: H I J K L M N O. # h' l j0 {. s- L- ~9 a
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ M' M5 u: {8 j/ ^% j2 oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * K- ]! E- B2 R+ o# C' P7 T
& M, W1 q% F8 }1 H/ sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / y$ F$ m, v3 V( P# J
Winnie: Me!
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M1 D0 Y6 p* H8 ~+ f3 F% h* HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ L, a/ x3 f6 w, ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) q( n4 C/ Q% j# {2 l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! B" m1 Y$ j0 S& V: o! S8 Y
Millie: I is... / I3 X! X3 d0 y* a
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" n- J0 Q9 Z" S! TMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 M! e: ~2 l3 z" O7 r5 YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 ?+ H- H/ t- v5 _* y6 Z
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, |& d# A4 \& u' QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ V/ Q! P7 e$ [, c& N# iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 q% G6 |' p; W! s2 m2 fClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 N8 T a5 z; k6 {7 c8 {; i/ Q1 r
7 B- a9 K/ b: p1 V# {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" F7 H; V) m) |. ?4 [8 @Harold: A teacher
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