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+ T& ^0 T9 R0 a4 l9 b1 GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% z3 k' W1 G& k8 D0 EMaria: Here it is. ( O; u* o# L3 }0 g% z3 B6 x! T0 ~
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + A: `2 y7 s5 m L3 Y
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; r4 i) L; v: P" V5 \4 M" yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 t3 s; \/ V# M$ j. m
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 F) E7 t" {5 b+ e: ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * i7 O4 H* ?( K- G: L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 }$ ~4 V! e0 q, V Y; dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" T4 x5 ]7 m) C( ^% ?9 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + n, j, I4 f/ U+ I
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& {& F E7 Z. s jTeacher: What are you talking about?
- l: t' [) Q# G1 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( K% q$ d* [* n* l2 k
Winnie: Me! 1 N2 `& G0 d6 E
% {! _8 N& B) n3 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 Z! s- z3 D& u2 V5 Y0 G# w& ^: S8 e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' \* E" I+ v% RMillie: I is...
: L2 T6 g) @$ L+ l# Y* A/ F' V, }Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ U2 _7 O5 [* H$ { W- c: c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 u% L5 R% a, g8 ], H
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, u) p+ Z9 L' w( ZLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 L$ x! ~4 S4 _0 E+ Q- C
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 k% ?! m" A5 p# I {& y# g( _/ |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# e5 q4 G$ Q, N; i7 nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 k3 h4 }0 r' a1 O: ~4 I8 s Y& |Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 L# N( ], F7 E( a% A- |8 ^
$ }& v# _" B% a$ ]8 y5 Y2 iTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , g/ Q- Y# U- T y2 {* v
Harold: A teacher
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