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4 O8 F% `0 y- ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 V! f% G# ?( k8 r* c) J* ?Maria: Here it is. ' V e! h: _0 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, F, j5 N" e3 s _Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 k% [* a' @) t) \- N+ j, [. h3 }John: You told me to do it without using tables. . Z$ q+ m. i2 x6 ~& V% ^- R% B
1 P Z! I" Z8 R) j! u$ @Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % q7 G( y; u* n/ d! A& e8 c, w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
v! ?' h& N! ^! f2 TTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 L8 [3 Q3 |5 v; [# j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 S, X" z0 R1 d7 V, O0 pTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( {0 f, y, B. H1 {
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 c0 D$ ` f$ r/ i$ Q1 c
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% v# s# w9 y7 n* vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & ]$ q& M8 l) Z3 b: q- P8 e5 G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 \7 o7 n3 i! U/ Y+ q- O4 e/ M1 |5 T+ Z
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! p& e9 h8 S6 l' ~3 d* OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* z% {9 K1 H4 KMillie: I is... $ M. X8 o# ]: c+ \) Z+ S2 ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 T7 ~! `' `7 R: K$ m+ N& y/ U" n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * d* H2 g$ _& _8 D4 ~
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 }( V0 c3 V% p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 O4 K% K2 u5 h9 t) p- ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - ?9 Y& \* @5 ?/ C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 }/ |4 ]+ L4 c2 s7 T* F5 a$ w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 D" J! L5 x8 v1 j |) x5 T! r$ _Harold: A teacher
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