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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + _! s% y- e% Z3 o; ^: F! Z
Maria: Here it is.
/ e/ k# M8 o: B; b8 I2 \( ?) xTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( r$ p. v) }6 S+ U4 ?8 I) UClass: Maria. ; Y/ O/ p6 ^% u: ]
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& w% N( @9 i& Z7 _ KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 `! t9 G+ Y' s' C. L& s* {+ UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- I6 t. k l- H* }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ }5 z* p& f6 i$ v1 b' V* L+ \
Teacher: No, that's wrong . T* i) a" m( g% @
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ B* ?0 i. P% f/ P7 _) lDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 g9 B. o' m3 `0 S/ e; ATeacher: What are you talking about? - Y, F3 f* B0 A6 ~: f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 b3 u: q, Q4 z$ ]
z" \- [$ q* Z; b8 ~8 hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 b5 [; |' D1 s0 X. s- E
Winnie: Me!
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" a2 B& `- b/ H: TTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # m* @4 C1 }' Z3 a3 ~6 b- _' S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 l1 D9 v5 K1 e' {: c, Z
Millie: I is... 8 f: P: F5 ~9 P* n" L. E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& m x# M; S2 o7 K" r- ^Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 d' s5 e2 f) l) D; k5 _: x. n* I* t
: F2 A3 t- Z( D" t+ U" D$ `9 o7 v% sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' @3 R, a0 n5 Z( h$ c8 Z2 t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ S2 Y+ l {6 JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! s' c5 q2 }" _' [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ _; t! p% v( A/ {. {3 E. `- ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 i Y0 ?; l+ F Z- E
Harold: A teacher
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