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0 H8 b* p' j) v: f6 {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ _& E9 J: b$ c# p: AMaria: Here it is.
) L, k7 [% }* _% f7 v! j/ e& ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 G. y6 J6 _) G) tClass: Maria. 1 d- k. E, _* p7 ~
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 ?/ z7 V" d; W2 z, V/ ~. b4 x# }( j9 W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 |3 H. @3 l& {) ]% B YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . z$ s) v8 K N) P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% W$ E$ \. P8 X3 p dTeacher: No, that's wrong
. R8 r& w t0 }1 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 q2 { h* ?$ X
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - T" r; q4 i& \7 W W
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * _( B6 F8 t" s7 o
Teacher: What are you talking about? + `: o! E. H" G% D7 u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: D1 z. ~( _1 m# Y+ JWinnie: Me! 7 U! W9 e7 I3 X+ A
: k! ~8 L! U7 t5 |0 F aTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % N: n$ ]: E/ L4 }2 O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 J$ {( O4 B% U; C wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( F& v1 A: h8 `8 t7 v! U3 yMillie: I is...
- J2 X" a0 v7 M* t5 RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ r D5 l* n' g( q+ I1 m# ^Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 a- w4 T% E2 { K: f8 e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : P& i: p# O0 E$ K9 h
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. L+ v3 U7 o" B, ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , z { h1 S( w5 H
7 C2 ?& S9 I/ g, b: |( TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 v* M7 w; l& ~6 l8 C! u* mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. [: s! q8 o0 S F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / g0 `! Y% Z: d( n6 l% |/ q6 l7 \
Harold: A teacher * V( W) q9 B- Q$ B2 u
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