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! s) Y* Z$ n% }5 ^Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 a$ c! c9 B' ? C2 LMaria: Here it is. ) Z% x, u) N* |# J0 Q" M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? a* X( q$ n6 L; N% k
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 k& v3 J8 l- B# u3 r& RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; Z* f' \6 Q0 E, Y/ dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 y$ ?/ B/ Q+ \0 D$ U' m
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! A( _% g0 L/ P* T8 O6 Q
Teacher: No, that's wrong : V! H7 _5 \7 N; d6 u7 K- M& m
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * H% M* G% n4 ^1 u( k
# I7 J0 F" h5 ]! b7 m$ _. gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / J0 k" `$ x% L" { t. P
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 \$ c& V v1 z3 q& DTeacher: What are you talking about?
# N: f# [2 @! c$ Q$ Q! SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 n" b; V. d7 ?: D4 JWinnie: Me!
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7 i2 e) w0 O2 y' {! M a/ qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 v: P4 { X8 |$ PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " ^! t: T. F8 w f+ |3 k- k7 g6 {$ x
% ~, ^1 q0 y+ p1 E4 rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # X5 e6 F5 g# ~1 _* D6 M: h
Millie: I is... : P. _' z& g3 y) ]8 [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 G: p7 }: @9 ]2 ]% X( _; Z# K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 s/ A0 h, f# lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" |5 @% }: w3 |9 p) I2 i0 a$ ]( E8 ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ T0 R4 ^' Q; e# l. ~ r( l1 O7 YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% `% O4 ^+ h- i! v7 v) RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 ~4 s& W# o# }. [( d
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 S% [4 z! }0 a) | q) Q5 OClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 I7 }6 W' D; W# ]( pHarold: A teacher & D# @4 A2 l* B8 t. d
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