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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 u7 L/ ~; k) A8 K
Maria: Here it is.
$ y2 E5 h* Y- {9 I& mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% z% U! m; D* o% o1 oClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# Z8 ^/ E- h7 p) FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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N3 Z5 D i( wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 n# J: Q, f" M" t w; y3 k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + p" ?' X0 l, h4 c& j
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 ?! c$ C" S' m) X5 ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . N! x( y6 U9 C, @
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 T, S7 f3 x" \) [ e7 W5 i
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: {7 a4 Y$ x& ~Teacher: What are you talking about? " f% `+ k- U9 v9 h; [
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. u# I1 q/ |1 C2 H# Y+ T0 w. `+ fWinnie: Me!
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: d& ]: m' ?+ w9 a/ B* g! ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 C4 e$ J3 h* |% u/ {# CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 ~9 a4 G" w& V. }Millie: I is...
- W U8 ^. d+ `2 C6 v; _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) L! Z( R8 k' z/ o: `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - P+ `# l0 y! b$ N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( A2 f, `4 A, i) fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 @ X7 q9 {! ]
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 n! H( K f3 `( O7 C& p% i6 F
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 j& Y) B+ K( l5 j. w4 j" y9 gHarold: A teacher
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