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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. l0 y& J# W. r0 O5 B8 qMaria: Here it is.
! o5 V9 z i8 e8 D( ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % }8 i& N& f8 M: q+ n* y0 e
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 v: _9 s* S2 i' W- k, v, M1 XJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ ]" y( |* }7 I. m5 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 v8 E8 Q( b2 Q& `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " `: V- |; H5 R1 l' j3 I
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( r* c( _8 b q6 o+ W7 x' s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % X6 i- M. Q: T% m# a1 P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* k' s9 t! f# g6 H4 v. UDonald: H I J K L M N O. * \. ?; g3 ]! Z8 _- N
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. d( V6 B& \, h f5 lDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 o2 w; T% ` ^) O
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; K9 |7 z/ @5 X2 i( m
Winnie: Me! 5 O# B! [( ]5 z* w" d
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - z5 @$ z, @# M5 A0 W: {( `& `- c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / g4 C, O" X* q0 z5 g9 _) ^
, ]' ~; ]. C) _ ^Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 z& N9 Y; D3 l f o# D9 S& O2 Q
Millie: I is... & E% s3 k7 P9 V5 \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" i" Z/ p8 {, e; z8 U/ f" OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ D; }* b: q, K) y8 o& U1 V' I/ d4 g7 {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 x7 |( L( N: N! o: ~
7 [4 y* H* Y I% Q: _, l2 HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
c, N& ]# t) f. p2 c' ` D n5 F$ @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : q2 L" @! w* E2 g1 U' T
: K% g# A$ y/ k0 u1 ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " G, U1 s: K8 ~- M
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 ^6 K5 |1 a0 _, }4 I2 q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - I& {5 x) n7 W4 R6 I% o w) G m
Harold: A teacher
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