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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 e" X3 R2 y9 `) i
Maria: Here it is.
( L. B2 ^3 \+ WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 A3 v5 @$ T$ Q" E; C" ?2 g
Class: Maria. m4 Z$ A: h) R0 B% K
/ @8 Y9 Q0 Y% u E3 E; s8 y( dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ G. e: `# A [6 T) F4 x2 V5 _John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & W8 ~+ D; H8 ~/ T$ V% |
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" T3 i3 S# V2 a/ h) M# f+ o
Teacher: No, that's wrong " w# S' |- x+ ]3 L, y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 h6 V1 G3 s9 ~! f+ e- ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 9 o2 q- V, @ i
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 W) n1 O; U S6 Y3 S4 n( zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 s6 I. e( a9 M
- a; U$ W0 y; d+ YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) c% X3 O3 l' J& ]2 B$ aWinnie: Me! 1 H7 d8 y5 P/ a# r/ n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 i# o+ E+ [0 H! |# O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & G& @5 m ~* o
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # e, }, r# ?9 H( E; A
Millie: I is...
2 ~8 M9 Q& d7 H) I0 TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 S! u- B/ g) p, D0 S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) t9 g& b4 s* R5 r) g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 X9 x5 Z3 ~- Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 ~7 k+ l2 @- }) VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? N! v0 z5 l) @ l5 D8 {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + K/ K+ ~1 T c. l2 r
5 Q7 p3 t1 L5 C9 ^; \# aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? S5 q2 `" k3 ]" ^0 |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . k: H4 W& b0 n! V& U
Harold: A teacher
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