 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
6 W* d3 z+ L" ~ C8 n& g" X* W' S, ^
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 e5 D1 i' c: j, t* ~
Maria: Here it is. , E& O/ Z1 ?/ `# b' V/ F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( B" x! Z0 I0 b8 iClass: Maria.
) G E D; p7 q" ?) u% A) I; }& X& y+ s& z) Y! j
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" \/ j3 L# | V8 s, s9 h: D" {4 _John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' o, F' v. R$ t: f+ H
# e* C8 n' F+ B. H/ y5 @Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / b2 d' ]3 P/ H. W$ T" X6 j" _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% q% ?- a1 d5 ]% q. V0 t% e$ YTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 K8 A* h% E# VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
: i; N, W3 x U5 A- }( u/ g4 O |# W9 \* d( L. t
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + }2 E' t# t5 x8 | m! d$ e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , a- j5 k% ~4 f7 j$ X. |0 c
Teacher: What are you talking about? w' T" v& y/ ?# p, G7 |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * P7 l5 D5 @- |7 t A* V q
( ?3 |: I2 Y5 E, VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! b/ Z& S, m- n. g" G
Winnie: Me! $ z6 \ h( S3 {! o: q' Q( ^
+ S3 ^+ c/ K6 z s# n. sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * k" H+ y* l4 P" E L% I @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " V$ H e7 ?0 P
4 e9 }# e8 {* e4 e' f2 uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 b: ?5 D6 Y( I$ Z; T2 W2 n! h
Millie: I is... # C' z& G" @) k5 r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& ^: X1 a# c c$ v+ P. y- [Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
) F) s. Z/ f# A6 q. ]) g4 W
. W+ q8 k, n8 y- J" R' }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" i0 K- y7 V+ F2 g4 o _/ ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
) W/ A+ z, a! c# x4 e
; Z1 ~- ]; f. E' i) K& \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: w3 b4 p1 _5 g, a9 ~+ @' q! Y8 w |1 SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
8 f3 o9 d8 j$ W( a I8 {+ W
, z" I6 ~ p7 V, C1 ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 a S, v K8 O$ U" o7 v$ X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
, K- Y, L5 k, a5 m/ Z& P: R- U
9 u3 D: s% p! B' p ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % b/ i# _# J7 D; b8 W. J/ `. J
Harold: A teacher
. _$ M+ G m9 O: O% ~7 y/ g" j) J. m; T. Y, A' q- }5 P& o
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
