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v5 q6 D: Q9 a5 H8 h! YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- e% x3 P# L) i @; p. pMaria: Here it is.
b g( I3 \5 D$ @+ KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 l' ~" p: h" \5 e) ^8 C m
Class: Maria.
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; S5 p& F0 Y# ?: z8 _ pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 ?* {& B5 `0 o9 V- X
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 N0 \2 A0 |+ \& e" ]* \- T b0 gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; `- L R0 f. ]( T6 }" A- C, M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 d |' L* H. h- S) s. e9 T
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ X' v7 l: H* s" ^" DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 q2 [6 P4 h2 t3 S# S1 L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * `+ d7 V6 I5 n: D: V5 P. B' p
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 o& @% u& G: x5 H% V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. s. e5 x& @+ e
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : Z5 `! e; Z- z( X" o/ d; L
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( U7 k* U$ Z/ r: r6 K7 NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 R4 W( @& B( W2 ?/ M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 ]/ E/ p s* \, O" V' ] Q- L
Millie: I is... ; A$ `; I5 f, S! u0 l$ K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" O4 e. H7 Q8 n5 ]- d' EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ {8 @, w0 G, w! x. fTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 ]. E* o5 z6 k, N5 L7 L: bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ B: t. l3 ~5 `0 m2 \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 ~8 }5 {3 e# x+ W8 D" x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ P8 v/ F1 b8 a- v+ Q7 U- N! rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; Q: X5 G$ g ~3 m8 C
Harold: A teacher 6 F m6 T4 z" }8 t1 C
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