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3 F2 L$ M& x" k5 p7 f* z2 O6 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; j1 i/ s1 b/ D+ B( g" [$ B$ l! `
Maria: Here it is.
) z6 w) a8 t D' J5 J/ T8 zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' v2 q2 ~. ^3 f) v! c
Class: Maria. / o% x$ @+ l* W' u
0 U. E0 y8 S0 a( Z% ]8 E. ?4 lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # C% G/ h$ R- y0 I8 J
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% A, G/ u3 h0 U) |5 q$ dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 \; n4 ?' e9 \) p* [. [& n3 c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 ?) ?$ M5 v3 F
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 l# W- b3 z7 X# t v; j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" a& S: |" U5 a+ |* ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * W" D' H' @0 ~0 T0 \$ W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, a Z! [7 v t iTeacher: What are you talking about? ' d' A E8 x6 B2 d- D0 p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # Q, Y2 M# s- d$ j0 x
: e# p0 ?$ h r! b; ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( |9 l0 T g! y2 `Winnie: Me!
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: I: v: e' U9 @3 ] P% J, JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 q3 J0 i' m, z( e/ g6 e; l3 D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " L* r8 Z8 z; o) Y
/ V: o6 F! x+ k5 @: e% _0 ^Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ F j& c1 o0 M6 PMillie: I is...
" J! m: G+ i8 d. Y% u0 yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 O9 U/ [' M) k7 o- B& l( r cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 Q6 m' [- v, Y+ o3 y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; f' d8 S; _ i' A) R( p% n, S
9 T, f: u0 D5 n3 O2 nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. u. O/ K% j" |( \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! ^; R) o; s6 O( a( S0 V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " z1 @! ]+ a, E; Y. @3 ?+ _ N4 E
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' X& x, P) j5 K
Harold: A teacher
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