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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 E- c) |6 K9 L5 F4 k
Maria: Here it is.
) `" E* a3 U4 A/ |* N6 t7 S" }9 d  _Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & v8 m4 i" f5 X' X6 K
Class: Maria. 9 ]  m( x- y; h, s  l, e6 A
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) `& @' n3 i3 D% J* t3 ~# h3 m0 FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
  J4 ~! o0 G1 ~4 G. s4 t: jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 k- _" d) u+ b) J* p) A1 D
Teacher: No, that's wrong
  s( I4 \3 d: zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - B) x6 X& `0 J* R3 I) p. t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 w5 ]: w: W. k$ `& h. F
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " T+ P/ N; L6 J& A1 m
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! ?$ F7 z0 u" T7 C8 s- _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. s, D# E- C$ J  xWinnie: Me! 5 J' [5 l) x: Q0 N* X6 Z

  n4 m* Y* [  k4 R8 K& nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / S! v4 j9 e$ y8 f- F+ X0 }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ H/ a" k' z5 F0 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" B7 N- I2 r4 \Millie: I is... + Y/ E! Q9 Y. v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# f, j: ~3 }, v3 d3 lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 W) H4 n' k) B, u1 T+ z, b. N! fTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ s5 t! M. l, O: W# }) I" }
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , Y2 u" W% w1 c+ X. _4 j; I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 ]+ c% r9 ^) l, [- M, ], t
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  i0 T: ^0 H+ lClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' y$ r8 |' q7 E5 b3 v! L

+ p$ L$ w4 l$ k; U+ {% E6 z# o( gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 d' J# U6 l  M
Harold: A teacher ( E% s( k! n4 f9 u+ k

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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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' X* z! p' [6 YThe last one is GREAT!
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