 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
. S6 n8 _. i" r
) g4 s/ u" F" y7 y5 h& zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + s+ y/ q# L! \* }2 [5 p
Maria: Here it is. + }. { R4 r# d# G+ k j/ ~- Z8 X+ ~
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- T9 L& z F. l+ z# E2 aClass: Maria. $ e. ~3 T! J' s! F+ X- D/ g
5 d7 t+ H1 G* h- d- N% j2 lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 q) L: E0 n/ w R2 YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
j ~; H2 A- J- d9 d7 X# |
7 Q* V% v g/ i1 `( {$ t* O& ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 V0 d/ ~/ F! {2 c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 T' C4 y$ ?5 u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 y; a( s& T* ]# dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
k/ g9 p) j' e3 G
' A) k1 @& x: r( D. Y9 X- \; nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ r7 v5 O3 g, S! N1 jDonald: H I J K L M N O. - B2 h( B1 D7 ~/ F( Q& E/ O
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 }2 F. U/ n! [4 l9 M5 b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
k" G9 @! e" `7 H+ e- p) T T9 V0 Y+ u- B1 i
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; {2 c- v- j& | Z7 |Winnie: Me!
; v( B! {/ ]' e9 ^
8 a. |9 X3 T( N3 O& l- KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' y! e* b' Q4 [; N& GGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * T5 J1 _3 g/ Y3 [
6 Y7 N- y( ~6 e: o
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 z/ w+ \; Q! f+ ^% w& M# TMillie: I is... ( o( ~" S$ m" a+ Q3 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : G. N. d; v: F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
" ?1 `" K1 H8 \! s( m6 c
+ A! L6 T2 {+ k4 j3 ?9 w- ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' G2 F9 t' K* w6 D7 t* c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 @1 l! [! I, [( L$ J( K6 X* @/ ~
8 R6 W* _4 a b& {( LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) H) e- v8 w5 Q, k l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
2 ~$ W+ g; b; A1 \( V. R+ Z B5 `2 | L. j
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) M/ L6 Q/ C8 |, _% x+ NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + R* x) m* j' ^2 N3 _! O8 X
% l" R' v6 j& S8 O: c; v! W' a6 t
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 @/ F4 E5 ?6 Y) Q* X6 c* } ^ `
Harold: A teacher ) E0 o1 V! A) M& u, S' W/ v3 `) T
5 f2 o( H( e9 c5 B
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
