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2 p' q: |- m" g5 A) YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 o/ v5 L) r0 f' k' R: B
Maria: Here it is. " p0 Z. ~0 R4 D4 l8 d* s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ s3 @( n; ?8 R8 N) }Class: Maria.
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8 b' G7 A% F8 CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 K; y- l; \1 a- j( S
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 G: [" }7 k) {4 N6 fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( y, d/ F2 D8 q' @Teacher: No, that's wrong . W& p9 ^5 M( g! {- s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 g5 E# i. n$ H8 f% h
1 d. F# S. ^) K q. N& VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; R/ K% d* q3 h2 @+ e" e/ ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 r- H* Q& f' j+ j4 L" |0 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) F* Z+ d: \. m \0 w0 |, D) _. s# YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; L# o: _- _) ~* L
Winnie: Me!
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$ l! o. K1 Q/ H: }! F, m5 MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 Z# y' Z" E. n1 q3 n! ]' X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ ]. W" p! G. c ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ k# ~8 y0 v% w0 Q; O- G/ ZMillie: I is... / c2 i+ @" E$ K6 b, n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- i+ i. P! a0 z @/ {3 p: R* E/ GMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' K) S/ d9 [3 x6 `/ S
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . G( L! c# D7 R& z( c" X, q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 y% X4 j# B% y ^6 Y0 p
6 j7 ^; W, U1 ^0 }2 VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ k% f; r* Y* t$ \+ ?) _Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' f* m8 w) x$ k8 C$ h, }+ A& G
. y. }& ^4 ?# C% `+ k& b' iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / q! J; b- E* R' B" i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 I. t- z7 Q% r* R e* E* V% T; M# P
1 V" R0 i$ `) h2 o9 r8 ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 p' f$ s+ ~. ?. y+ L6 xHarold: A teacher 5 L6 }5 e) D7 g
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