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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ R W g+ ^7 V/ o( q: f! g
Maria: Here it is. 1 X% u5 Q1 A0 s, y$ e6 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" _/ r7 r: @) gClass: Maria. 9 C d0 I" p! {) Y0 I
; N) H L' M. P8 ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' c1 [- g+ F. I4 m7 \John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ o2 u2 X" s; U0 ?5 N: y2 ?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + C/ V7 b) g9 q$ F7 p+ J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ t) e3 X' [# {) L& N/ E+ xTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 t E( T: g: [9 G, _# k x$ `: h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 i2 x% c" Y# hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) k& @' I8 ]6 b
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 ^# l: r! U( S6 v/ LTeacher: What are you talking about?
; F8 D& v( r0 c$ TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 ~7 ? y* @5 |1 j1 X. N5 u' F; P
Winnie: Me!
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% f" \9 R& |. E) OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ x+ ~: l9 y( e$ d1 R0 B0 C ^0 k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' n: E1 e& u6 T; GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' _3 q. r, A3 r, w# N5 w
Millie: I is...
( r( A: q8 B: d7 {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 e8 y. R& w$ O! Z( u) w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; U X9 T% w" U
$ ?# V" j* F+ O4 J+ S CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 f Z' U) `; S6 N6 I/ B5 }
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' F+ F3 R7 N9 [" c" j
% R& ]1 L0 |# I1 P g. YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 ^1 h( ]" {7 _' g7 s# {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / v) T& q' f P8 j R4 X- F
. z6 w; D8 b/ u( N- S$ y! ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ A/ O0 R* A$ w) E- |Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / r" G8 I0 g5 b$ H! O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 J" C; l1 h0 b6 W6 ~, |Harold: A teacher
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