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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ Q- h" J: J% y( C2 Z7 F2 UMaria: Here it is. . @9 F# G3 y9 q3 }+ ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? " K% E% C+ n* `2 i: q- D
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/ G; Z/ ~) k: M x& [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" \* W$ ]" O% ?5 a! KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; U1 {& \9 J. p4 k @Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 v1 t/ Y2 U9 J: f5 _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 q- \ y& g1 q6 `% |0 N
Teacher: No, that's wrong % D n' U, y& ]9 ]0 [) k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! M" B0 m* P" m9 r! }
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- S" h( [$ }3 g& x5 ?1 {Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 M" v3 j# k% T- o% K
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 S+ x! T7 Z% w: i5 K) z$ _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * ], |$ _" b8 t: B3 @ E; @3 e! V( d
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, M' H4 U- C' h% }Winnie: Me!
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* m7 Y; r4 O& t9 h: i" \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& Q* p! z" d9 s4 ^5 qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( K. o, M! [7 ^" i4 i. I
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 R' a* |* n$ N. F4 X+ E0 AMillie: I is...
0 S, T3 }0 O) j2 s6 fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 A6 ^9 X) k5 `" FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# B) g5 r1 [( G4 P) dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) c8 P- @4 H2 j" H; `( I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , R5 I8 R3 v$ m/ N0 J, V! j
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : t$ j/ }7 J" L4 P% l. o
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 u3 o3 Z' s1 t r
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 M6 N v3 O' A( W7 W" T- G. S' L% FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 l( g2 e& E) _# K* d3 f: s2 x
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ _6 G" K5 L" N5 K7 Y/ s
Harold: A teacher " N5 }- e9 w' J6 W
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