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) `. @( X2 O) B% @4 k. STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ F8 i9 A( a$ ]' ^' AMaria: Here it is.
3 V( @. k& T: j+ X$ o1 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 R6 m+ p% R# N, l
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 M, r) d, S* ?( G% W/ }John: You told me to do it without using tables. # T. w7 ^8 R% B8 ?) r! w0 l0 C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 @: R5 P. i" o5 P9 B# TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" B% {& k/ y6 F5 P! h2 tTeacher: No, that's wrong
m- E2 ~5 O+ P6 N' \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 _: Q; e7 c8 O' k( g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( L2 e4 ]4 g3 ^% j# M
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) l; n- o. C) c6 h: l7 F6 k' X7 o
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 }& _5 k1 S/ e/ Q, ^6 B3 ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 A. S, T7 N, E. l- N5 r
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , n4 Y8 a/ l, M- i( ~ g; X* Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 [, r+ ?4 N' R7 t. R6 ^- N/ G
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 W# W( Y9 |& q, P( P/ r. u/ f
Millie: I is... - i- W' ~7 T0 S' r3 [- K: j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ k, f0 C* L% d0 K, w- tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 g- f8 ?; ?. ?$ K( d
' `, b/ B M1 _+ zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 H# I3 z" o9 m$ i: w* p% l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 Y( s2 f' |7 A6 w
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 I" B; g/ g$ B3 j+ lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 M, G8 I4 T; k3 \9 |/ H5 e
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' G% v( x ?! [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + h" A7 {/ ?. e$ @* c6 z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " q! U$ I0 ]; v
Harold: A teacher 1 p7 h4 C) C. @- g7 x, X
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