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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! B1 j3 k5 u: i7 E) ?Maria: Here it is.
7 q# I& [! i7 G  e6 ]) vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 [+ X9 X1 n7 {% p' @  \- JClass: Maria. ! j, \8 r# R9 B5 \
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ s. w; K3 D; N0 }! Y. TJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 P# u- C0 T* X7 R1 h/ j; nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 E( y! L+ c9 z8 rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 \0 R3 j& f9 ^4 N7 w! OTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 t; _9 o! Z* c& Y5 i8 r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 [' l0 e: {5 W7 RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 M3 e- Z: B2 h" u, @# |
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' ]& O: A  ~5 P. H: @6 LTeacher: What are you talking about? ) d3 O2 |  O; V* b3 G: p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , A( ?( m; b$ \3 Y. k$ x' P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' A4 O2 J6 M1 L- FWinnie: Me! 3 ~% @& j, U9 @2 u  N
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( P# C  L' z  R; c0 j. wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# {" r; b' t. }& GMillie: I is... ; C0 b0 @3 b. {9 k
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ D, j) \; F+ z  u9 j+ B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."   ]" B8 P) G* b( h. H
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 C- u2 a* u& CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- s2 h4 h( g( e9 s' G5 \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . G$ q3 t' m+ N7 A5 @8 I$ h4 n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 e+ o/ ^4 F1 d. h& F$ r

. _$ c: n: L* `, J( s+ ^' g1 W- |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( B2 J# [) B, W2 n8 W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ [! n4 K- X4 Y& I+ WHarold: A teacher ) _1 B& O3 t, q( D" d5 N5 F
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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* G6 U3 {( |9 G; xThe last one is GREAT!
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