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: H$ E4 r7 _. V3 c2 O2 qTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( M; o& O6 B6 o5 [
Maria: Here it is. N/ a7 n$ O$ Z" B7 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 r6 H; E" j" Z0 l: n
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 k- \3 B6 t1 t! ^9 b" ~John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # ]- a* Z( D9 Z9 t9 l: Q: F( t
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
l8 I. p) z* ~3 z, h2 wTeacher: No, that's wrong ) i$ B' s# [. D2 W3 e- d8 P' e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 c" m+ `/ O g& O
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% f \' N& B# g$ v9 JTeacher: What are you talking about? % j2 Q5 }4 s. z& n4 ?- [) h: B
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! f" j4 Z) n: O! u/ J1 ^6 P; E3 dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 D: z* }7 ~6 T# A3 G# UWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 U& t: l4 X$ F: j! V* rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( e, _# N; }3 V
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 |7 Z. l6 F/ R2 l( z! Z
Millie: I is...
. s! r; Q/ S5 W% `# H" XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. A* ?0 s! D" Y* J; e! b. x; E" CMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & a6 ~$ Y, O8 w* _, j5 ^4 k% S8 t
8 B \( e7 J7 i' n* Q( n/ K' i- X# K: ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 V) P# U% b* w8 Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! l% r; h2 o2 }% t% d% ?5 p0 ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# i! {+ o, o7 v- U. c: B: gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 V) t; I( L% N6 g% F" u+ j; `
}' b" q* y6 U; @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ x% d/ ^/ D+ O$ f5 G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) Y1 O# F" Y7 \- h8 B9 n$ n+ H7 ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / P8 j _6 V# k @
Harold: A teacher * h9 r4 v) S8 R: Q3 N
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