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! c& ^) D( b0 H% M0 }- x; w% MMaria: Here it is. ' k3 O3 \6 h1 X, t) q& C2 ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, |, L* N3 N- ?Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 i: ~2 A, p8 c
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , \ x3 r$ }0 j3 }
T, K) V. @1 L4 wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + ]# ^3 _ T; Y0 H( T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 {( P6 y. j3 b# L0 s
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 _9 j; p% s8 _- a) }) {" I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 n& S$ G. X! J
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: m, `# Z7 B {& YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: i5 o1 J* h; CTeacher: What are you talking about? + S1 `% Z: D' L* A$ B9 a2 H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 W+ T# {/ w& L* P3 c; }5 k) rWinnie: Me! ! t$ `: A4 h9 h1 ^
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . p$ J: J6 n6 F7 o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 ~4 i F% s; U" G
! } b8 W( U% F2 f0 V( T: S* h/ eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 C5 _, q4 E( c6 ^5 ?* SMillie: I is... & o8 L" E8 U/ ]- \6 K. V [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 D4 M$ Q4 D1 b0 L+ `: t y* }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) M8 u/ T- f% M/ T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 A g+ N2 k- ?7 _- x" e6 l' pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * t1 v- q4 p. h
% Y* Y, M- C& Z: u0 x$ sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' C0 X8 p) X4 y' M. t3 tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* o8 j" I( T& L& WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % h* J8 Z" y! M, v
3 |! f) j3 H8 m/ KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! _% e0 N5 {# I! C j4 u& _9 Q
Harold: A teacher 8 T/ |+ r% a0 T- g
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