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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 i* D3 u0 \% i; q8 TMaria: Here it is.
, R/ \4 |3 [, _9 R/ O" I7 P- f6 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* E7 I% c5 \8 c1 b8 W/ H' j% [/ VClass: Maria. # L: b. t- s; L2 e7 ?8 ^8 X
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 w+ S8 }( m0 S4 U
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( B, ^! w" T/ g( b; N& G$ PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; k G, b: N7 F$ i% j. w; y; T" FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* z: Y9 ?: R2 x) f" A: N* v6 uTeacher: No, that's wrong ( w' z" G" |- b) j" Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % j# _+ w' U# w8 L( F- x1 }+ J8 W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 h: f! [. T; Z: S* k* S/ M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 G/ m- {) Q) \- QTeacher: What are you talking about? . l4 s' @4 X" M7 w2 |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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% o3 K' b6 u9 E s' o( B. fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 D4 R# g. K0 \/ u' i" gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 Q- E9 ~+ {2 D+ q0 NMillie: I is... ) v3 m) y5 [ e* H2 X* ]/ q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 Y, d9 D6 I. D3 R+ N% bMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 I/ O* L: l! kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . I7 j8 ?& h% g5 ?0 i) q3 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
u8 G8 `. z4 @; \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; o8 o9 \7 m6 e, b; HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 Z' h) Q, w/ }4 w6 D1 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # \! o# b( _/ o, [4 j% j+ V
7 e. e+ X! a* u& tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; f2 `, L6 @$ hHarold: A teacher ( W7 f0 l( T# ~/ q$ x6 d7 |2 u
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