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; y8 J& J$ o/ ~: f, P2 eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " |# J9 K9 k" B. Z# Y$ D
Maria: Here it is. ' {5 a% H& d" ^1 r3 P3 v/ ^% Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( x' H6 J q1 s7 \: \1 q) }$ zClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , M, n& ]' B7 w/ X4 N
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " h9 E5 ^2 N" ]3 K7 h
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 S9 Q5 H0 G# lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 B+ u" h- x5 B4 R. K. p% l2 d+ t
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: e! N$ Z% Q6 r! W/ t# z- W3 p% cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 F u! {* O/ j6 t( _
/ F, ~) Z6 b2 I: S& E. d$ {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ G9 j S$ N6 y; _; RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- N6 Q8 i: V6 l9 B5 b* p! C% WTeacher: What are you talking about?
, [( E4 n- t, k# L; E. N) M! s0 ?- mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 m' \$ C8 ]5 ~% x, {( c- Q. c
Winnie: Me! 6 Z8 c# V1 q- r1 B, P
. Y" l- d, ?9 Y G3 r% wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, G3 U0 h4 q, O9 A: }8 [- UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ H& l4 b8 c, o
Millie: I is... 5 m% ^9 B6 G7 e8 i1 g: e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: y; Y5 O, B7 l$ s7 P# q1 oMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 n' Q( `, ~! W" s6 G; d$ R
: {; y* C4 v. q* M( [1 @6 h. oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # R* H& i9 f' M0 }8 I9 G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( h" z" j7 k, f8 X* G3 D, aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 I! C9 b$ A; t$ c2 P7 n
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 F9 I9 M; J9 z) |: \# Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : E/ D2 \! _0 T: Z V
4 T, G) E* _7 X' }6 ^& BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : P0 L# a% s$ u8 h9 A0 m
Harold: A teacher ' M7 n- c7 |! B6 ~( U$ W9 P) M
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