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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ s" o/ o* q0 ~+ n; h/ A4 @* OMaria: Here it is.
3 c3 T- @* c o$ O- U$ t6 r! l+ j, I6 g4 \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% I# _" o: c, oClass: Maria. * f! v* `% W' J
5 ~$ C" Z5 D* ]" i9 g5 j2 R6 BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . ^, O! ?$ I' [. i0 w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : g3 B0 q2 H6 h6 n6 C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 Q" i$ E! V5 b" }0 a, K% n3 \0 HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , S2 P. V/ t! Q5 I4 @$ S
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( d% x) d4 S2 K
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 C* ?8 y$ t$ F2 e& A* z$ ]3 k, _
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: G7 J% C, E# b$ q ^ k7 m4 zDonald: H I J K L M N O. * q/ B g# m6 {$ M1 P( Q2 ? x
Teacher: What are you talking about? " _$ W" ~/ Z% y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : A% S3 z& k" D3 c1 A
3 P C0 f! R5 d( r! WTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; o& d/ ~: l1 U/ C f7 ]
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- `& k7 A+ Y0 Q/ s9 d$ WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
m0 v K; A4 v6 K9 m! A3 ?. MMillie: I is... 2 [6 b @/ [- J0 ]0 `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 h5 x0 {" K& v* p* Y8 T; Q, hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( G) h4 p% l0 ^0 o8 u9 T0 VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) a4 }) `9 l3 N3 X n; }9 F6 Q( YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 @+ \; Z! W, @* R' s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & g" e1 H0 z: j9 n( Y, j. p; Z6 ]+ V
8 \7 {& N) ~6 Y- P+ P- l6 H) F! l3 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 Q5 F. F# D: _7 X& u" v& m
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % j8 H% ?' W) ~ L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 o& r/ n# ~. z, t# u8 N5 u
Harold: A teacher ! x8 c$ X p: ^5 c* ]
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