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! i6 f& F. N2 s2 I4 d; `% h s+ i! OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 s; t6 y* h3 v/ C3 s# r1 d
Maria: Here it is.
' o( M Y; p6 G" f$ GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 f7 _- G: f" d3 f3 b; N/ N: xClass: Maria.
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# F+ U- n2 v# c* x; ~. x4 u) bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * ?* I, Z' L/ S) ~; {9 `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , |5 S# i/ H! s9 V @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# b( C3 J; \# Z/ lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 s7 i2 j: u m7 {- v6 ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- |; K- q1 u% nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 Y3 }: {1 G: j
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 h Y6 r' b% w! N& ?Donald: H I J K L M N O. " p& e3 D4 r' c( e7 z5 X: }: ~- u
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; H% D8 D0 a, u2 h# yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / e" ]- n/ Q6 X
) T6 C; G6 s9 c, KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. e/ n3 l n+ z1 [; Y3 U' N" y7 T: D" N
Winnie: Me! . Q U* O. t" {4 J" B1 L ~
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " C# i' G2 ]+ }! t" q* t( |, i
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; ]6 e. x, A' L. c Z9 zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; H R3 L* b7 x# D; P9 RMillie: I is... + l, V7 M* v1 a% N' s+ x1 `$ ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + h+ i/ l; Y1 j5 `2 d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 G! ^, A) r- {3 @* o' J; _
/ g6 G0 I( { K% L1 |" f6 lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & Q0 d0 A2 c k! g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' t' \% J6 Z( U- m0 M$ \! T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? E" ~2 j2 i$ Z/ z# f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . \+ R% T+ W$ b: x! I( H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' O+ ?+ [: M* N- F5 S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; {! v. e0 @8 j/ OTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : i, x6 S; n9 M2 k7 F) G
Harold: A teacher
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