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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ i: K2 j) C( Y' ^. A6 z) ~
Maria: Here it is. , x; P" B& i( p6 |* l* p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 f( I+ w3 B0 v3 s f6 _' c' D* _Class: Maria. ' `$ t0 V' z' Y9 u
$ n( Q, _/ r8 fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 f8 d! F! T2 f+ x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 Q; h; M: C0 \; V( L5 Q
4 ]/ M g3 m* B) ^" GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) i- C( X, r# ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " r8 n+ d5 N' Z& L) P: V
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' Q$ O) \. T0 n! \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 W# N) }# O- Q' [: N/ s2 Y; v" N/ s7 T. x
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( a& P2 g# ^* p' z. k& TTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 c. V: C3 b2 d
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 l7 W3 X$ j. h( RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 k* H& D6 n1 _& A8 |# x
Winnie: Me!
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7 ^( y8 K, z. C z0 p" u5 RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + W% ^) _7 Z, f1 v- s z6 l, s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 r: |" \8 w9 F- M8 j4 e: p) o
4 b; |! \7 z3 f. ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . K- a, `4 W- p6 I( W, v( m1 ~' R
Millie: I is...
4 L4 j8 S9 f" M. t7 jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 N. U" s% s9 ?1 B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' c. j5 K# S9 d/ l7 f
) {4 y1 X8 W1 w" eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % k& K+ @# V' [ b" a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - i7 N" G- P- q2 j7 ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 ?4 d m a$ L m# L7 d
/ q7 M) D" \* F4 a* Q* lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# S: e$ H9 |3 vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( `" O, X# \: E7 FTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& |" J9 t- \% T1 D0 {3 QHarold: A teacher
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