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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, \& w. o% o4 l; U/ w9 `' NMaria: Here it is. X( `/ E0 A4 \5 }! w8 a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: L+ k+ E0 g% c" ^7 W; p& d- Q; HClass: Maria.
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" D1 C0 A8 \" ]9 F; J* ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) n* g) F2 x& W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& w+ E) ]" @! \' b. q- Z- ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! f" L7 g! N% M2 c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 J/ ]2 {$ w9 Q+ P* Z" CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 Q$ W/ a" Q. X+ {6 j( H
+ c3 X. d% |. w* T" ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' F) _, K1 G7 ~2 W; r: S; |
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 Q3 b$ c0 t/ U, T6 b8 F% }1 C
Teacher: What are you talking about? % r) K# T6 B+ ?3 ^ ^# I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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$ P/ T3 P0 B& [4 p$ f6 h6 H8 OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , V; U- k H: c5 R1 s' x
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Y/ s; R2 _8 k4 ?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 s) T0 X ^/ x N' L! h* QMillie: I is...
! c8 {* P5 D6 t) B \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
w; u) a, i9 T* \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 D6 N+ ~- y2 u b; b! O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 I$ r: d ?& i! e( o
2 J A% `' p U0 A) W9 rTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 U2 K( b# j, m
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , L: Y. A7 N6 [) f, @
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' _! R s$ y% u" p" WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 E. d n% z' x/ M
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / Q9 v' m% C* x
Harold: A teacher
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