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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ r2 n& [: z) ^5 @3 p; ~8 X, B% DMaria: Here it is. # A0 y4 V9 i8 z- S. F* |0 }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ U; A: F [ W" rClass: Maria.
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, U+ c5 l, Q Z5 ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 u- \3 v6 m: U8 \
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - K2 }" q4 m+ t, [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, Y" }6 N! p Y8 B+ O6 Q7 ^! tTeacher: No, that's wrong ; c! \$ s7 n1 C9 P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 K o! P7 f' [
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 H( `$ q- L1 K; a2 m: nDonald: H I J K L M N O. - i0 V" d* N) q" x+ S7 t+ E8 R
Teacher: What are you talking about? v9 k8 `; S! J& }/ K5 A w! F" p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 g3 K/ }8 @ k3 n: iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% m8 s8 F( u% C! G0 J" R1 P: [Winnie: Me! & z! A, B0 G0 u2 b* j
1 ]. y! ]$ j5 P& D: b4 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 ]8 b; Q9 Z* `6 G7 lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : {: m5 Z1 p2 S- Z& q# `! Z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( p8 U, s# f# a7 _; L+ o( rMillie: I is... # `9 w. s; P# j! z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' h6 } m. N! lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ A8 Q. f4 [8 z! }/ N7 }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + w+ P( a: a1 |4 u9 T% u- n$ o" `: f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " }$ J6 L* A# ^; W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 D6 p$ H" `# x4 VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 l; w& O- ]0 x
Harold: A teacher
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