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. J1 h" M, _+ G" L4 c# MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. V$ ?; j Y! n/ c! D$ y
Maria: Here it is. 4 {9 |" u) A4 n- \
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ ^6 @% D' l. b% n: E6 fClass: Maria. / @0 U9 [0 F$ T: S+ t. x- a2 I5 z
2 _4 _) W, K+ ^2 F7 q! b b% UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . J) ?6 e7 \% |# Q' ]$ h- l9 `# L$ I
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 L5 M5 ^. @: m' C1 I, @% s
- C& J* S: N k/ i. N: o) I" ^* U7 xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: X$ O( p4 o4 G k. @, h; J$ GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & V$ e( k: X6 k4 i* O
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 k4 ^0 ]& R S+ e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % D/ m, c. a3 P3 {& G
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . _3 R5 S5 N/ h* q2 P/ r
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ d2 J( w( x1 |( b* Y) JTeacher: What are you talking about?
& O# K( q; l$ ~# ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* a* l5 j' b; m- ~, I; N" \1 }: B2 fWinnie: Me! D1 ]8 e0 F: P B0 q) A/ [& l
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* i1 a# H+ F' X; C8 w$ e% r- e3 K) ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 m/ j! \" l. m$ ?0 T+ v# m- s
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( A# ^2 w( g+ Z
Millie: I is...
; [: G9 i: ^% O+ yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 v. @% _$ |/ h1 _- x9 T3 C# I% m$ a& vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% _: p7 d9 j0 F0 bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # C1 M8 e$ ~; A' |2 L1 Z( @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 k! B. \& j: [; w* |8 tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ G4 m: ?, q# I5 UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 ?+ Z& K5 Q8 w, t% B; Z, n! z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 {: G9 ?9 s5 b
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- O: e/ E0 ?8 S# w2 nHarold: A teacher
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