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! f) |7 W* N# }) J# g& ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 H Y# O, s$ y3 W5 Y% B
Maria: Here it is.
+ ^+ `5 X z! n+ aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. r1 G [" d8 K* a+ k; hClass: Maria. $ Z5 k4 v, S; ]& d
# {+ F3 q( r3 K8 ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 _: }2 H) J- H
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! q2 g1 i1 D5 K. K. rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& @* j: l5 ~$ D: ^' w' iGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - c) {* v' E' \; `2 i
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: r( B( w1 J: {( P/ O* FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 [5 k& _+ A8 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - R& Z2 W/ j5 T9 D0 E! p
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 B4 s# I: H1 `, zTeacher: What are you talking about? 3 v2 j3 x9 ]% S6 }
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 `& k2 \4 |# Y( H; e; L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. @+ N4 j( q: }6 y8 AWinnie: Me! $ y& d9 H; r& s8 J' O
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ `/ H; K( ]/ p! X" LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! b4 t! R. P2 t/ j7 eMillie: I is... ! w3 |+ p( a" h4 p0 v5 ^) z' }- D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : ^$ V9 t' r) F: ]+ n# ^1 ~- F& P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 ~& @) I" X0 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 j6 S* \0 X8 q! a) p9 o9 P# X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * I" _1 ?5 H, L! }& @) x
; U8 f9 g- s" NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 {' a, v: Q9 ^' ]8 n \" t& Z L- h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 @: g7 D2 H/ m0 ?8 \% J' O
Harold: A teacher
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