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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! B/ M( P, v2 G7 Q" S: w
Maria: Here it is. + z& x. @7 k: w6 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 \9 `9 h0 ~& [6 @& b: N _
Class: Maria. 0 \) Q% \- c7 N, R8 X6 o
" P% n! f0 t4 r) r& f% kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) S: b0 b* ]0 V, _John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( f' }7 w/ w ~0 x1 V5 S
6 _; Z; @2 V8 C7 w$ tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 x! X/ r% t! }, s* C7 ?( T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' e) Y3 E+ |: j/ [, G
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 Z; {6 m& a5 w- @+ O6 U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 [0 K1 c6 A* K5 B& H% P0 x- l
. O. r8 `/ N0 Y$ k N( L, I2 }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# N+ t3 w* l$ \Donald: H I J K L M N O. + g- k: |# l$ X' p' x
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( z: i8 ^2 t) ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 g8 h2 \$ R3 T( KWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 s! }* D) Z8 L x) C0 s4 U+ }5 u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ Y8 u; Y6 q: \# B) s
Millie: I is... ) Q5 c0 o6 w& |' G9 h% m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , d# h) u& ], l: f, z: M; \7 M: x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 J7 M3 O! B, t/ t- Z U& Y9 I
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 ~( J6 Q2 R2 H2 Q" |1 `4 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' u% s, f9 y" \3 Y. q3 U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 D' v* W1 N- F. z% xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ g" n$ L; }3 w. [$ `+ T/ z6 l% {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 j$ O1 V. `) n# VHarold: A teacher + r+ G$ ?# N7 L% }- H( m4 k! W
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