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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% h+ M. \. H0 m" e4 H) uMaria: Here it is.
, w; |& ~: r7 nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( q8 r& a8 |6 W q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( J: V ?) H/ V! F
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# n* t1 z! t d7 |9 ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & D% ]( l/ Q0 T6 D5 o8 s" P( y+ E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& Q5 w; ~6 O$ P9 P" sTeacher: No, that's wrong % P7 j) Z, _) G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ d9 i' i: \' @5 u4 ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# D0 _- h9 w8 e, o; i/ @Donald: H I J K L M N O. - g2 O6 g8 Z8 ~4 H
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; _- |! e. H: _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ P" I, {5 n( e$ X
) N1 p5 @( G4 X* H0 ?# r g. QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; h" L. T- e. G% ?4 e, g2 F# nWinnie: Me! $ y% G+ o/ O% f0 J" A
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 w+ l; g2 A; ]% pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 h! ]: e1 y, f _ o3 q
+ H9 j+ D5 b! C6 r3 e+ A o$ QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- s& r1 {, ]6 y" H, o5 v8 CMillie: I is... / Y) o5 a- G" J5 O/ B/ M/ {" y1 I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! |+ b2 C9 ]/ q7 L. I. A- O9 v4 h
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * c9 _- Y+ ]- S/ @/ Z4 e4 S
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 u3 a- p3 P& U( a* b) t' z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & o. \9 ~, Q8 n! D; B5 L2 P
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ T1 P; R! j0 {% ^) i4 MSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / G% F4 n( r; f6 g
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : ~- T! q, x+ f/ U% J! T6 I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . H3 A j3 G! o
+ o! k( L! ^- s" Z0 @, \9 nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ B* h& z1 p3 @6 a- s5 k6 t3 ^ jHarold: A teacher
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