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, n/ Y! `; i9 J- ]/ u1 DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% V; T& a P6 b5 qMaria: Here it is. # S6 r8 _& T* B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( i- u6 _# G; z4 NClass: Maria. 0 A! ]5 p% K: H7 v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " z0 f3 G8 c5 A3 z8 @# P
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 [- h: j: E& e& ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 E+ I% }( z4 x8 T! S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 ^ E$ C& f' @2 S* U
Teacher: No, that's wrong . M* d0 F V& o& I1 I- y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, l, t3 ?1 {: Z; l' R( WTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 J$ A4 V4 A$ h- u& cDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% l8 s' \6 I) h3 uTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 A' e5 p2 ]) {0 v# MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( v' S1 J8 x7 o( }8 G! Y0 |Winnie: Me!
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2 c8 Q& W- @* N% ~& W5 p0 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? D5 M7 O% ]- ~! U: _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : x( v" q* R' v" P# |/ P4 h
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( Q) B* V L3 E8 T$ T; [. g+ [3 RMillie: I is...
4 O4 Q$ N8 Q0 a; P- gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 t7 x6 f" d' WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ u* j6 ~! x6 f7 O0 Q6 w0 b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 L8 G8 ~+ o8 }' i3 ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 Z( V6 }# [5 Z) ^, W/ h$ b' ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 [) ^, E- n7 A4 h2 z7 n$ w! p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( f# A' H/ ~0 q6 p1 MHarold: A teacher
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