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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& X( U+ v/ K- Y; G+ VMaria: Here it is. : P7 _3 ?- Y% F5 W# [8 u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% D" B5 K \& d' NClass: Maria.
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6 A% {1 O% v+ k% }, {$ ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 P! b+ I' }6 b/ P8 n$ [4 R1 U/ N
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 O+ s* N V1 g( z8 Y3 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % i$ M& }; T7 C' K }) i
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 G2 [- r( R2 e, K9 aTeacher: No, that's wrong
, Y& _5 E8 v7 [6 w0 i, QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & G7 @* A+ j% F! J' O5 @, ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; M* ]) o% H% FTeacher: What are you talking about?
% d& M$ Z% a% i6 t3 C1 oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, z" I, B/ m/ F; ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / T2 u0 ^7 ?* G( G3 R% z. W# k
Winnie: Me! 4 ^7 _* d/ J' v S$ w! U V
. ` U! s2 S- f: U4 ]Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 z& e+ E; @# }; Q; R8 i8 y4 [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. s8 K) V2 q+ IMillie: I is...
% m1 d( C4 D5 e( TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* f/ P3 s* D9 T1 U ^# F. K: t" y4 F4 o& QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 w( s! m8 I k7 Q5 }
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 U. J5 O a) _1 I( u( N: RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * X% E* t6 ~/ p- J B) j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + o2 |+ d2 ~: t' {, i
8 G* c# Q5 v) v8 h5 r! i: PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 k6 _/ Q: n0 L0 T4 k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 S" r: {4 X3 g UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) }& T7 Z( h, H
Harold: A teacher D/ p+ e$ O% D+ P2 K) K
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