Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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1 @4 b/ e; ~; F4 yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ v' }: n7 T$ }7 t& x% |0 [: rMaria: Here it is.
) T' L6 B2 E! G# K: q$ x. {+ i, wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* S! y% Q9 S  I& K0 [: eClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: s! q8 f5 D* D  k$ yGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 n& \- W6 P$ `3 L, }5 KDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% V5 F% N: e5 ?/ X1 {$ q1 x" ITeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 v: s- A, t. kWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 k+ |+ ]5 C5 K3 D8 w- E3 n, D) {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, S6 |* f4 b4 _7 tMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

' B$ l9 X) q1 Y7 y2 r, mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, |3 o' F* F4 m! o9 b- fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

, s2 G# k) S1 [, }& T' l5 ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

5 t- Q3 p1 I1 a$ z/ l. TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

- r- v  Q, f; @4 T& ~2 d7 qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 r, J; D6 t0 c( h9 I4 t7 q7 a6 VHarold: A teacher

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) d& T: n! g3 p2 |1 t+ m1 KThe last one is GREAT!

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