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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! j# T7 x6 C W5 u* |3 u$ DMaria: Here it is. 6 ]+ Q @( i9 f& T& `# z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" A; q. h, u" ]! s! h7 C# X8 ]/ zClass: Maria.
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. y6 T) }; D0 F) wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # O4 m9 x8 x+ R6 }3 E7 z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # ~- F: F1 N. `7 o$ v7 b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % ^& T8 S4 p; ~* \; [1 Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 I: p) S6 T3 C( \) ]2 K. \! P4 r& Y% |Teacher: No, that's wrong
( z) }/ z+ r% [9 o+ bGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( H* K& a4 u/ J' V: ^+ ?: e
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & d/ _. q% V. x/ o M
Donald: H I J K L M N O. Y; A/ h' X4 [9 q% f
Teacher: What are you talking about? : A% @5 E) z- G' _ X X, A' t- n0 p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! Q" Z+ C% G* y3 K" K9 Q( z/ w
& W; C, E- y3 g% t5 q9 K8 JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 B# M& X$ M4 r. L1 K
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' _) w$ p! k V' WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 S$ J1 j% B# F2 G/ F2 H
Millie: I is... ( ~0 e0 E9 _7 |* o& c0 Q# r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& Z9 ]4 ]! I2 Z2 ?4 `, tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; y+ k& u4 r* U2 A5 g7 E& L
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 U0 E! ?4 L6 T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( M0 G- E- N! M3 u% \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / _4 D1 M9 V5 o& y' Q% |: Q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 ~) j7 e& c: q" C0 QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! @$ S9 |+ n! y; y# K- \8 W8 b
0 v; Z/ \ d' s0 [; B# C! B gTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / n k7 g* e2 F$ t% d( _( M9 F0 x
Harold: A teacher
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