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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' {# R+ c; |; F1 }* V9 ]2 F
Maria: Here it is. 6 l1 e% b8 B5 V( N4 [9 B+ g+ n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 p5 F3 p3 x# _Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* n( m" s2 v# D$ o0 E; J! FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 H# M# v# E7 i+ }/ NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " H: j3 s* P, d6 q+ r! S* S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 }% p, w* n2 Y4 ~* `- |Teacher: No, that's wrong & A* h3 A; N `9 ~: e6 ]+ K2 P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 n; c8 u2 B$ y7 F. U5 u, V1 e
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ u3 r7 h" g8 B) h! a c9 f" s- CDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 N/ b! A2 ]0 L9 N; X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 d" E @# ~. m# n( H8 k/ T9 W, {) G- o3 H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 }# C# O0 ?: l( j0 @
Winnie: Me! 8 h9 \; P7 j# W" R! S
2 t' [! ~, d' A/ ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 b1 L5 z' @" ]- n4 A" vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 H5 z' B9 z* `$ W
+ a/ n5 [7 @+ w- F" `1 S+ g1 mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 R2 p! q' C4 `& t4 [% i' pMillie: I is...
; u& E$ ^: ]1 _: Y x3 tTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 @! @9 C+ U$ M; `- S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) _/ j. Y" T6 Y- O4 C* s, JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * t6 r( N# q& o3 \, \
( c3 O% R7 G: |2 Q+ v' }8 ?1 g DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( |" K/ F. m' P% Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 x. R( V- Z* h5 C. MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 |+ e" a7 X' J5 f' L" W1 iTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' J' E* @6 ]4 P; B3 @3 S# VHarold: A teacher
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