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4 c+ t( h% J8 x y. V8 t# H1 C/ JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 Z# k: ]2 T3 _9 Z; c8 l) p+ Q' U
Maria: Here it is. 7 q7 |- n0 \! E8 A/ Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & L$ M# q: k2 W* u( U
Class: Maria.
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. S( Z# e0 w' J6 oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # [) ^2 E. |% F6 A
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; l& u% I5 l1 D7 f! J; V
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 n/ O& n7 o7 z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % R5 Y) }+ O" C; i
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 Z8 q8 x: s2 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) u0 t) g* a: t- @
9 S M( T+ L9 b! mTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 V2 ^& E0 f- Z& n" i$ J1 SDonald: H I J K L M N O.
+ n" W( s" q4 }- i7 \3 JTeacher: What are you talking about? * i+ A& c) R" z8 T) u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 G( }. h S+ D" tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 f! j4 M1 a+ r: m* UWinnie: Me!
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8 z0 A$ ?2 V3 m7 G2 [Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; b. ^7 ^/ A* y) M& f- m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 M6 D3 M5 [* P. r" ~
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( K6 C9 n- y8 f, i0 u3 c/ sMillie: I is... 4 I5 }9 r* i; O1 a( g$ H+ r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 M. P3 I, o/ W5 `9 x/ R* N/ [Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." V' Z' @5 x( c% _$ X
2 U- `$ m j% D |6 c QTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 b; G6 S# ~+ \; R! N0 n1 l& j) eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- g' S, u. e( h! NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" c: o. y! f4 r! pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% L, q% r* U0 ~. XHarold: A teacher
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