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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 O- B$ _% d; N5 P$ Q
Maria: Here it is.
( B, `5 b/ U9 Q5 n3 S" i4 j- r$ JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 s4 D9 f. Q$ yClass: Maria. 8 y! c$ S9 u. S# M( Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* W0 |4 J3 n. E1 k# x& M( V/ gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ G" J; l* u8 h7 b% P% A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ @; d5 D! I2 f3 i, v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 K Q1 J: h7 V6 _) LTeacher: No, that's wrong $ J; g8 |* g' q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 ]. V. D/ h' M( t; I: Z+ l0 b: PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& ~, D7 [3 E3 M' ~Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 R0 C8 b/ j! z. d: o0 g; t& |Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 c3 h: v9 U, a& |* BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. t2 T( ~' e# y5 j% s# W( T
Winnie: Me! . J6 T9 [; Y) U/ U! E8 h! J
# B8 n7 }; t& {1 q# F0 S9 _+ CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / c% {5 c0 Z3 e; O) G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . E: U0 S3 p; ]" E4 p$ l
& i& w' R6 s" m4 ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 t0 m* m: |5 M. ]
Millie: I is... 5 F* i1 w4 T0 Z/ t. T, j$ T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 {0 K) u7 I5 Z: q. ^9 x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* `$ Y, V6 N6 X, STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? {/ K, ~9 @. l: G3 C9 O) C S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 `& {2 {: J$ Y& x1 p5 v2 G- H# |
; |4 B& v6 g5 _" CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ R) u5 C5 R! {9 m! _1 c1 ]# |+ Z' F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. a& w/ v' ~4 w7 [ c7 UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . Q1 F/ q, Q/ C4 b0 W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 u- ^1 b1 m% d* w8 o; P" O1 O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 R0 A3 h1 X9 @# R4 K5 ~Harold: A teacher / S J, U" I/ D4 ^ f
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