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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ [% T) s% P% A9 P$ o% `Maria: Here it is.
. F6 |. K7 g" e6 Q7 ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 n/ B& t. J! b- Z, w6 T% e' y! KClass: Maria.
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, e- C* O7 v ?6 B0 ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 H' y. H) g2 x$ V$ D QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 ^2 N0 [2 F4 q* A. V; |& ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 J7 h4 Z d- d6 i' z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) x# y$ W! X1 D. sTeacher: No, that's wrong
+ S( {+ [- k) ^, XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 o+ O2 f/ J! v
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
S# X; I4 }* XDonald: H I J K L M N O. & V8 \6 c+ w, k8 P* ~& F/ s$ j
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 n5 E( k' y/ |# Z8 K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / w) ?$ h% b J; L6 w1 S( A# `
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 ~. q; `, C0 R+ O- e8 C7 v; ^Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ A6 a4 _ N$ x0 W$ o: N8 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 F3 Y3 V6 G+ H( ?& r
; c9 G. ?" C" a% H1 I/ eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 u2 N8 U, N6 m2 ?0 SMillie: I is... $ K0 @# G9 U7 ^4 R9 x( z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) p- r$ j; v& G9 M3 }; xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 K5 I! Q$ g8 y/ j6 ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - o+ X! m6 ]! V1 `5 N; J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / B3 l; X7 }! |) n' q+ B
4 W+ ]) E8 q5 H. o9 `! o% @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 u0 I6 N: @+ g# s% s) H( FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; E8 l) F$ |5 o9 O- s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& A: L2 y% k' @* u- ?$ KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 L* y/ U2 S3 l/ m6 {- ~$ L9 [Harold: A teacher
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