Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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: Y- `5 R% C6 A" pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# |3 q2 L* x$ \* s( gMaria: Here it is.
6 q$ O5 o6 h) S9 e1 DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, B9 u; u/ B1 ^3 BClass: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( f1 k( M3 M  n5 r, p) ?% U) U' F1 VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* i5 r: K5 b. SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

, R: p7 T9 b8 }* u$ T$ KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) E3 Q+ O6 G' [* A, tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) E; C  ^" m& Y. F7 o# f% Y+ cMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

8 s' d. o5 x) o- X. {; a$ I! @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 p; C6 d, P' _5 G, a8 tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 U' v4 ?+ _' k! a" }3 MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

; b. \% x& A7 k& d: L% f% q: NTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 f4 O0 w7 p8 q9 G4 hHarold: A teacher

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織紗千影

omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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