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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 X- {+ X' R1 Y+ Y% f6 F4 l& hMaria: Here it is.
3 |3 U; v( j2 J% `4 N0 _7 ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 Z y. \1 t# U+ j2 K
Class: Maria.
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6 {6 A1 Z x, v2 C4 b) x+ U# b BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : k+ t5 q; B9 J2 y5 O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ M2 x$ q/ N2 n: [6 l5 G7 A0 i+ S& K" z
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 n, { O: K% _% r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 j! }5 z$ _/ G! {% mTeacher: No, that's wrong + H5 m2 @) A9 ]# U2 W9 P! U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : \) B: T# _% |5 V* Q* G
! j0 d; l3 ?: }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% d) g% T5 c' d" EDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ c7 }$ J. ]' N$ }5 uTeacher: What are you talking about? / W! C4 K5 Z- I" b/ q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 v4 N% E4 j1 o9 _3 c0 z. k( g
9 {9 ?: o2 Y" \) e TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% @$ {, A: r+ @ O7 eWinnie: Me!
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9 L, ~, u ?! K2 }! k" v4 jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& N1 b5 R) q9 _3 x; a- _2 h# OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 p( O& d. P V
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* w' C1 B3 _) Q3 y1 _. W' BMillie: I is...
. F! c. `; A) z: x$ P* nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; D6 L; S! }. V9 \& w' I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" F, y% g/ X3 U$ g) c% ]: ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! d$ _3 O7 E) r( r+ s# U2 [$ v! z
, j1 R& p6 K# ] Y& f" YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 u& G4 k& F8 o iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & H" f5 T3 [5 i; d' s0 A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( T, d0 e8 f" @2 u% kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 |' I. ?2 i! R3 ]0 ^2 h. e
Harold: A teacher 0 F" Y7 D9 H! |: J& w6 R
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