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$ X( B- m+ z5 D! XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& h1 H- p0 M+ e4 L6 q. m6 \Maria: Here it is. , W: ^+ [8 p' F) W( c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 z* a( L4 N; N3 B NClass: Maria.
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4 c' F7 A! {5 ?6 aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! s l" m. _! _6 n1 `+ C1 o" MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 c% N6 o+ Q5 o, u. x
& ]: q1 r$ o1 M, \9 e+ \) `# ^# H! V$ RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
y! o7 _& v5 m! bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 S2 C& M+ d) ^0 O ]) ]
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 _" p S: s# w9 o) X" i7 \) K+ I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# p8 H% l( }1 J+ bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* L' _; ]( Z3 \* A; \8 j8 TTeacher: What are you talking about? % {4 t; h" S8 n+ [, ~( J' _2 K8 K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 X) K2 Z, @" l$ T& J# OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' z1 F1 Q- j3 D5 w; ZWinnie: Me!
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: p8 d" p$ ]0 p$ RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , [+ ?1 ]- ~; R9 `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! L. H- G3 t; y4 b5 k" _/ ^+ tMillie: I is... ; ~4 A1 a, N5 r9 p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 n( M4 e3 x7 \1 N( Y" H5 QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : e! q7 e6 \0 _" F) A8 o! t8 {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % N1 m3 G+ ^9 N- o1 s
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% @: F( a; ]0 wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - V: ~% c: T; W0 z6 c, m: f! B
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) z# W. x& q) X9 V+ jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 q/ c9 O" F8 i5 S: @, T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ V, E/ Q7 W! h* x y z8 `Harold: A teacher
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