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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' b- w2 {, A0 k, QMaria: Here it is. 8 a @5 p- c9 b: R5 N% q B# `9 |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, V9 y& Q/ |$ p. {Class: Maria.
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2 b/ x7 i0 F2 V9 D3 o& v& s; sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- c) @8 t6 E- o. N, V9 e4 z) N( YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' q) }2 s" Y j- U5 p
; r8 @# w5 f1 \1 _7 h5 wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & o( p* V+ h4 C5 V7 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 l ]& I' P7 _5 m# d- b1 m
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ q6 Q( v; j9 [9 L3 i$ P4 zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 ?) p1 G/ D9 c, `$ e3 Z+ Q; g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - ^- ]5 x" v4 C9 o1 ?4 b8 f$ v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ g. S9 T3 r6 g* [0 }: k; BTeacher: What are you talking about? o0 _3 ?( B: T- Q; Y- p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ h$ V- m) N8 ~ cWinnie: Me! ' ]3 A7 E, C2 h7 q+ f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ l; \% b; v6 J" w& E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( ?3 |9 Z2 R) U" ^5 sMillie: I is...
) Z( D4 a* r* T7 z' g" H) T" WTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 W8 d2 q( a& v. S/ f) G: I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 V, y; E; |2 @ I' Q/ nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( `7 u+ Q" e5 _% ~4 c8 FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: h+ R* J! S( f; `1 ]' U rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; M, l- p4 n( B7 k
5 a! t. h. ?* o7 @0 K8 |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 Q. G0 L% n$ {0 v, BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 A% r" t# M, P0 B9 R
- d/ H0 r' S; K$ O6 A+ m8 DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 C% ^8 T2 R& o
Harold: A teacher
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