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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + ~/ V/ m" v& V% y4 j& e# |8 \+ ~
Maria: Here it is. 3 |% k1 s3 K% r- k8 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 F: d4 z( y9 V5 u4 E+ i
Class: Maria.
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& U* I! y! ]. h) ]4 F9 V. ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 G, ?: f r2 X
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / b: ~$ Q5 G5 i4 m- @% N
1 e3 K! s7 C' z `& B0 K9 L. jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 `- h8 d" x! j# n% R5 g
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / B$ B) J" q" s4 h9 `! o0 |
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# `5 T2 y$ Z4 D- W' U3 {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ ]9 p" v9 p s- m) L3 L6 ?
* r, m v9 ~" y" ^. y6 [& dTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 i$ o: w \' O) x7 o1 X2 c0 U$ t
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% ?+ N5 ^. _0 r3 ~# Z5 p( iTeacher: What are you talking about?
6 n, T( S9 Q4 O6 X8 [, UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + Q9 N' u n `
5 d8 B, v& s. Q1 y9 c5 iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& y( x, ^/ @7 s/ K7 B+ TWinnie: Me! 2 |: \- m7 X' F- o; Z9 f; W
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 G0 k0 w2 _! V6 X$ e0 S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 |* T' w/ k5 d1 X7 [% JMillie: I is... " O" ?: x% r9 \& \0 M7 Z$ g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" r8 I1 r. M+ t0 F X: vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # \" _6 [- {$ Z3 y8 p+ f5 ]$ f
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 U( L7 n- r/ T, y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % o/ d) s5 N+ S, v
' T8 b5 d& I5 [" L8 i% t. `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( z# C Q, j4 r7 \! l$ VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , }6 m6 y( P. o9 e3 p ]1 b1 j, ~
: u0 }4 t0 O+ k7 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, S4 t! }( J# T1 j( fClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 d& @9 n" e7 a; x8 m5 \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! a1 a" @& {* ~( v$ g4 p
Harold: A teacher ! h' i, G7 I. \# k4 N& J6 @9 q
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