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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 G4 k" S1 i; g/ v
Maria: Here it is. - G0 D% N0 A: S: P" |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 X' ^4 L- g: Q& O0 p- v/ P0 VClass: Maria. # G0 W) v+ ]9 W$ j0 f( a0 A
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ l) `4 q G1 `, Y5 _3 `4 s9 u8 BJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # A E$ f/ k# `% z5 n* Q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 @1 E+ S* K8 w! R4 \) i0 rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) T, H# J5 a c1 f& YTeacher: No, that's wrong ) m, ?( `6 M. n& q" B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , N2 {) L% h+ X: r0 x; k+ B7 ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. ] O+ V _, i6 t7 u) xTeacher: What are you talking about? 9 A& S ?1 _: X1 o7 l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : Z: z' E( {; Q( u
2 C/ ? u6 n* I# s, ]; c0 s4 XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: p6 V0 X8 b5 _1 ~Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% B5 ~( z- f9 fGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ U$ z3 n( s, ~4 c8 y! |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + X* q0 K+ r/ Y
Millie: I is... & a" I: Q, ^4 k9 Q9 d% T- ^/ b. J9 B0 M
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
`8 K5 ~4 ]& E) NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 Y8 |! Q* @. r3 Z! ^. w& q* j. D
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 m+ t, E a7 \9 \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ n; G1 Q, x1 u8 a9 W$ JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 d8 ]) i+ W" Y3 |6 g& t' {- a) m9 E, c
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ u4 \( A' g1 G" g' G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) B, l7 B) N& d* Q' L7 o. M# `; k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 c& x' k# I9 N4 ?
Harold: A teacher 8 O/ U; a" X) \# Q5 l
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