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! t8 @. V+ `* z: q6 F( CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# c; X7 F B2 JMaria: Here it is.
: J' T0 i; C) Y# GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 }& X- C8 [, j+ V7 j4 G
Class: Maria.
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! C7 M. f) ]2 E+ K2 A/ ~. z jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 @; n/ p: b6 G& S( yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 _0 U# f2 Z% x# L) |8 ~$ }8 jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / v0 Z* W+ S2 }6 w) |! E5 P
Teacher: No, that's wrong : F# Z- t& P1 l" U- s; {/ K9 X+ v
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& L8 T3 x# u) H4 J. e$ ~3 }Donald: H I J K L M N O. / @" [* x' D( }, ^9 A H# R
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 C6 D+ U5 z% t8 BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( n( p/ }: Q" jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 l0 V7 j+ O, W, v& W
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ ]$ {2 F# ^) q" S' B2 h% L RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. Y% H* c" f. B+ N7 ^: JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* m! {, R; | yMillie: I is... , N2 }; [: ^, ? B' M+ C
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# P/ o0 J% i" a* G UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ p- O4 K4 w& O6 aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 U4 X1 f1 y/ M8 T: Z4 i6 tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / R6 ?5 R% k) m" ~& R) _7 @1 N
; j! Q( b* Z2 y4 B; ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 h: l6 I, N( u: D6 F: pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& j8 u* ^5 q) ]# C: B# _" LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- @# E/ Q. q; d8 |6 r9 y* m- ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * L6 j d8 r) B0 q' d& t
Harold: A teacher
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