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. H8 A3 p- H* w8 O6 GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 D! X+ g8 S; Q4 Q7 mMaria: Here it is.
- n$ }3 T) [: c* [" ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; y+ y1 V- C7 ^9 G c2 `+ N* Z
Class: Maria.
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! g8 L. a' E6 Y2 b( tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 v# C4 p2 ?7 ~! w
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 s: H8 z8 B, wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . G+ F* a2 y, S1 K
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
[% h1 b- s% [! G# B: U) x( TTeacher: No, that's wrong a' m1 Z# r8 e1 O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# V) M, ~8 K: P0 o9 f1 CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 M5 y5 z9 h. d9 s/ s8 Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % z' V# ]0 I8 ^2 [7 e% J4 g0 T
Teacher: What are you talking about?
" A6 C3 @' C5 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, X7 K1 Q- X, |) w! _ f0 gWinnie: Me!
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! M1 L( B! s6 ?! D& T5 t* }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , g% n' s6 J- r* S, u7 c/ E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! |* \/ Z6 v6 m& m F
; u6 C2 s, G+ h% KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 [1 s/ Z$ ?& Y" Y/ ]3 M
Millie: I is... 7 p5 H+ b7 M6 t( Q( D B
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 G w- k8 S' n; C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; P/ C; J' G; p! v$ n$ S! G7 C3 ^
2 {2 _% r; s. m/ C- sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 L' S/ b$ V `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % i; N1 Q- f! _5 ]( E
5 F1 A. t Q4 OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 I b$ S8 ]6 F/ w' ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- I6 f {" M, O6 |1 x* L5 p6 sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 g3 M$ @+ T( ~. t* i' CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 n1 a6 d j! q* K
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# u" v+ J6 \ bHarold: A teacher
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