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6 Z5 \+ u* ^; U1 L( V8 M- _" uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 A( O' w" s/ q# l
Maria: Here it is. : b( ^/ F" b r0 V8 ~& [9 Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; g) u2 _% q' [8 W" W0 `
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# V- n4 B6 z0 l) l( P3 h, t4 NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& p% ` ~- s+ ~, f P, t8 C- w( KGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 }8 `8 ]7 b! X/ y) GTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 T6 I7 }/ M( \! T% @" a
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* h4 @6 i3 v/ f* V: B) P' r, wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * Z8 T p) ]$ C. W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 v: a9 p, p) y# @5 d" STeacher: What are you talking about?
L- `4 u3 }6 U' A* m2 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 I, o$ b/ n8 y! z9 I
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
m4 j( ?) [' {& b/ g8 s0 DWinnie: Me!
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) ~$ O/ l5 O! T9 ?$ V0 _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 T3 J* C. H; n$ O$ m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 `: Y% ?2 ^) n2 I, C0 ?/ ~
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( [6 R8 A) H3 O. nMillie: I is...
! P+ R E1 \& s4 ^+ f1 V+ eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " i3 Y$ x0 c/ {- w) P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 ~8 B q, Y% c- j* sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
y2 u- a L- q. G8 c6 OLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! v$ _5 s% j. S0 ^$ sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + L( L6 N" R: S1 ?3 x, _4 A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& P/ a; A8 t/ rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . N( ^6 L) I0 {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % ^0 u! P N- V* T. K
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 q0 W5 q: V- o1 W' d: pHarold: A teacher 0 K7 }# C& H4 H% V, Z
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