Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 h- |- O$ s5 d% e# }4 H' JMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 t/ M3 R9 w; O7 TClass: Maria.

7 l% ^# H$ l3 d1 N; dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' C) H/ r, `% \1 y# i. b7 [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& X, K" R; F) Y2 W; _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 B6 @9 |. C* M+ iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

3 p' K& [; m  _: f  B* uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 @6 C$ K- a2 L% `5 L) c2 I' GDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 M2 J. u) L1 h' d5 C6 r" k$ L5 J9 c. nTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

' ^4 A+ T$ v4 E; Y! Y. h; pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( S0 g* F0 z3 f& u! `Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 L+ a2 |  t6 d5 F2 D7 @$ k# GGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) n6 K# n1 @1 j$ o; H9 HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* Y. y7 s9 o  ?6 Q# KTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 `3 a8 V" [- i. {: O$ p8 ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

/ g8 N- H1 g( C8 m; q% o+ ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 O+ v0 `6 {/ y5 R) n0 F& D: EHarold: A teacher
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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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