 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
5 t& D/ s3 Q+ j" B
! |) c9 a/ y+ ~. h' eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 b4 n6 f% k: p9 N4 KMaria: Here it is. " w- X7 f+ v1 i6 j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / \6 x; ^9 l6 Y" O5 i. U% K
Class: Maria. $ p2 R: j. ~" G* Q1 O- q& G: \
0 J0 K1 j1 t0 u. u! g7 j! V, ?; e- Z
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # u6 d* @. E5 g0 ~6 ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % Z3 O. X) N& m) p* ~
/ U/ }/ p4 k7 @* A! w" Q, X% C
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & [7 w) M: Y2 d7 H c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + w( o K! _ S/ A# e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, U c: i0 a* q, x8 T1 yGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
( u. V* \+ X' e' B; h1 k8 D# `6 v8 J) r2 g
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ d. N" I8 w/ ?, fDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 O$ I$ _; X$ m _) u! kTeacher: What are you talking about?
2 ^, k% \ K" d/ QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + W+ |& S. D; Y. B* Q
0 {5 m; U$ G) t1 W, z. c2 o
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 T" B2 ?& O5 ~Winnie: Me! : m& j2 q8 b4 S# w* g/ G
% D; E4 u$ n0 @: H# ?) MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 [) ^- \! g9 u/ I# @- B! t7 L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
9 F p% x# w- O) X) y. ]
5 z% Q& t1 F) ?& B C: LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! l) a( Q8 G, K% Y" U* h- |0 b# J rMillie: I is... : R4 n( `. A- ~ c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 ^- P+ p `3 W# o: o8 {8 _! NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
9 {3 C; u" J2 }6 m- b: v. h2 M! ]8 A/ @5 v! f2 x0 _5 E0 r' ^
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # j3 X& Z& k9 r+ F7 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
' b( t7 {/ P8 ]8 ^/ t) B* ^& C! _
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 E3 b* ~8 F, S2 Y$ JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
6 z/ B! k6 u/ \4 h( e7 g( O6 W$ t
( i9 D" n5 M5 Z( N2 i7 _/ hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 x' e5 ]; d6 D# k& T4 k. s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ m+ P; h1 X# t0 n) o* T/ f
7 E; _' _' j# }; {# `) o+ U
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * F: p0 p+ }/ @+ {4 O) s |
Harold: A teacher 9 y/ Z' o& T) @ w
0 Y# ~$ p, l$ q$ Z {
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
