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2 P! u1 N/ u" K0 ]5 ?Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 _2 C! X2 I: t# D# _5 f9 N7 P8 RMaria: Here it is. % Z$ c, |. g" h. O9 C/ z2 J7 J; B+ f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- O5 y( F; P" C ^* _2 dClass: Maria.
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" f$ I% l8 v ?3 ?, ^; vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ y$ B" d4 s" F: q: Y! v, LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 ]; J8 G& `+ z5 XTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # ]! C+ S3 t. I3 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * W& R* f3 W( \" `* n$ U
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 m4 P0 n# o" L% W# D5 G2 w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( V: v& g; t# o( ^
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) g9 ?* s9 }; u1 W& j7 ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! G3 ?7 }9 W4 w4 h0 BTeacher: What are you talking about? * }* V, O5 v9 I- g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 C" z% ?$ o! Z; ]" w" lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 C* s* u$ {2 ~, A" w- E3 |1 k
Winnie: Me! ! I8 y U' t3 E: @
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 r& ?- u n7 k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ k1 g; ?3 m! {: C# J* z" OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( _ U9 |/ P% {, h+ g
Millie: I is...
- U2 S c: W! J) N" _2 cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( B' E: T- G7 p: |, W! ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / @6 {9 V+ C2 Z/ u0 i1 x
2 D1 P/ n8 O+ E7 G4 N, U2 UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( `: {- k! E$ [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , t* e2 o! B. i# i4 b
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . _5 e5 }1 E! M2 A+ B, t8 Y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : R8 N! |8 B+ z# K
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " o. p0 _$ k0 ?) m5 n4 x9 ?. D1 P
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" N! m; h& R( {0 q9 }; p2 iHarold: A teacher : g4 n4 t% q _3 z* {6 C
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