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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 D7 Z. K3 w: g
Maria: Here it is.
/ j- y; Y9 K- J3 F$ YTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ \' a+ l3 \& l. d# m" l1 K
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) g. Z+ `) S% Y. o+ v# r" j: CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ) d1 K" @( b/ S z% b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ E3 B, O1 }8 i- pGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: v4 H( C; k1 R. G6 YTeacher: No, that's wrong
`; L- G: o D, sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % }8 s. z/ T6 ^+ S/ _& Z
9 q8 W+ S: u1 K/ ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* u o. |- N' o6 JDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* j N3 n0 j, S1 q* i- gTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 f5 c; S6 U' L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 b$ F! Z- T% `* N9 ^$ r
Winnie: Me! " e$ R N3 O z+ f( l# j
% h. T' d5 y$ y* dTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 `0 m, Q6 H- @2 N% M& Q3 Z# L4 p2 l% ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" w7 P( e7 ~1 u; ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 I/ Z) i3 l, A+ \6 MMillie: I is... 4 Y5 |- {0 N4 `) X7 v/ B, F6 z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- i/ I* ]! b8 F# f* LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 e5 F, w; [! ^8 D: P9 ?8 E2 V
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 w) ?& O) H+ b- ~
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 t& F+ ?5 m* g) |: b. J0 XSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 J. z# L$ y9 r! m- r& VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 t# Q2 G- Y& o! R) jTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 e# V% v/ s, {Harold: A teacher ^4 V. l4 b" f4 F6 A% @0 |- D
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