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, [, A8 o7 P* M) E! r$ U3 `" JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 {2 V+ V* b1 v1 S! T( v4 r6 OMaria: Here it is.
6 c. j5 [7 Q0 E. f2 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? h1 n9 L' S9 A" P/ s3 e# u4 a- z
Class: Maria. 5 A7 _* l; c1 d. |& J
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# u Y3 a7 W; y- D! F3 bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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a% d$ @+ Z; k$ d, ~! TTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 p2 q M f v( j- K, T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" D% {- X* r+ iTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 F! ~2 f$ f/ N G( j/ t' C0 cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; @* L( L# |: _& h8 d' |
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % b8 r( X7 B' B7 P0 s
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
p- U: x* `, s6 o2 Y- N3 R UTeacher: What are you talking about? 3 ?+ R7 X. G3 P; Q8 l9 y/ K9 N2 o' n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; B1 G8 t1 @6 K. jWinnie: Me!
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! I$ X+ a4 a2 o' y9 CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 S+ A+ r) L" I: j8 X* U" z NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ q7 m3 q: j1 h3 v2 |, zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 |2 Z* ?0 ?1 u9 m; ~Millie: I is...
( n) f9 Q6 J1 _9 @& G! ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 c" j$ Y4 L R# r/ j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . e) i. q0 J0 ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 d3 m3 t# \! M8 r2 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # Q! a8 C* \/ }1 {) C3 K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 Y' g3 l7 P4 \0 cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 V0 _( X/ I1 j' q
! ^0 n# E2 B, x$ W c2 o9 E( vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # f j ^* _* t. r, c7 T9 o8 I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 s) Y2 C8 l( Q+ v5 q, tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& U# {1 O- c: w1 m0 {0 e. a8 LHarold: A teacher
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