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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Z3 q0 T* l( K4 |
Maria: Here it is.
' U' d/ [5 |& GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 W# A0 L2 @) g. M. l! e0 Q" iClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 ?* Q7 `3 F [- v2 v- \. S
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 o6 b" T( D J& V& A! {& L' U. S7 o
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : Q& S, d" o6 z8 d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 [1 r; f7 L P" R, B
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! G. k' N) L. g" `) Q( `! o$ ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; f' }0 ~( ` b0 i
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + A. w. S, \2 N, J: I
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! G! q1 \) W' k
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 [1 _( v# S; y" Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 `2 c" j+ q f8 vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 I+ `6 M& V8 QWinnie: Me! , n; r6 C- h+ o) }; N8 v# Q4 {
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 p7 N, w6 i8 a; R9 L! ]& A% E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & [- j# g a+ H7 J) L) w& s, U+ N) y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% i+ q: z- @/ `; \Millie: I is... ( M/ z9 P3 I# T' N; v* F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- H+ N1 A) m4 Y/ QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 ] h8 F: P5 T" r D: t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; y) C0 V+ P" ? @/ {) h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . i3 E1 I4 e& {: g8 S
# u9 v+ U# Y7 G" }. U/ ?' N( ~4 f2 eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ ~6 [& J3 |) v$ A4 FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, f$ m" P$ M& lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & R2 ?6 }9 ^! _) G
Harold: A teacher
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