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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 e) R+ R# B* @8 j# \1 ^, {1 rMaria: Here it is.
" X+ h; X0 x( B+ LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - {/ K0 |) t6 z% [- A; Z6 p
Class: Maria. / ~3 Q5 v) g; g( t8 r
" b8 n3 [/ c LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ ]$ I1 W$ m9 f* b6 kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % J* V/ ^" d# c! n1 E
: t5 W4 U- D6 h" n6 `1 k2 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
S( w0 y9 s+ e# X: U4 ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ P! w( O6 J" _" t- OTeacher: No, that's wrong $ A7 P6 @8 Z' k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- @% L0 H3 C* K, c$ YDonald: H I J K L M N O. : P+ i( g2 v' N- v. i% D
Teacher: What are you talking about? - N6 w z# }( @ f/ N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # n: |6 i" B8 B2 l3 R7 l# _
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 o8 c8 O. u& V8 O" }Winnie: Me!
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$ c$ T$ k+ ^& n$ o8 dTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , o& }- y2 g9 O$ m4 A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - `! h8 C" S1 S: }7 a% \5 b
7 B1 s( @: g, D/ F( tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, t. \8 r' g& O V. pMillie: I is...
! X: G; a3 U; O# T: H- ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % D7 a/ c6 r) Z. |" A1 A
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! g) {1 Y6 i* a/ ^( P6 P* FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 D) h2 P2 M' \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) k3 P# R" o7 k: R9 ~
$ k' s' A$ Q8 P; jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * j3 f& A4 H0 d6 s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? m3 F! Z: f9 `0 o8 I) ?/ c3 {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( ?# h) V3 A6 ^7 \" o5 t% ~
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; j8 F% [6 \, F
Harold: A teacher 1 I: _5 q9 Q5 y1 P# }
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