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* x( R7 E+ l/ Q8 I2 G9 W3 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / X3 m5 o& k( B* o$ Z% U
Maria: Here it is.
: T2 A3 J1 b; l+ Q6 ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 D% l, k5 C$ vClass: Maria. & ~$ A- E6 d% ~
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 C( g% \" z( T0 B- t/ o; @: q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( a+ `. }" d7 o% G0 w6 c* S aGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 G# n( v: h% n
Teacher: No, that's wrong - ]1 L* D& b8 v: i" E3 W. E7 S: l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + Y+ ]! `) |% m$ ^( D1 ^& V
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# a L( c# x& e) K3 n( @Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 j0 p8 z! W6 M
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 M7 Y/ u) [4 t) O2 |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ v! ^% i. S4 ?+ l6 lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! h9 V3 [; O; A. O! ?
Winnie: Me!
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" r1 G! l1 s/ ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' t" a- P) `, sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 l! S0 z" n7 T4 i! [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 h# s$ w2 F( x0 N
Millie: I is...
: Q1 {8 G/ W% ^, P. OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 M# T$ H, |: z- U3 j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 B, D0 W0 N6 q) p
6 ]9 v. n+ A. k# c8 o5 e& MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ F! c: m+ F3 l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. L& N, d% `% _8 d* _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 `4 q' e9 P& h+ eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # p$ q5 D8 ?9 Z( F# q8 R9 P1 \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# S/ f; k) y$ l" i' aHarold: A teacher
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