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* n: J8 z9 ?. g0 z: eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! I3 f3 m G& S. E7 ~7 |1 \/ ?
Maria: Here it is.
* ^4 Z# {6 l& [/ M) `/ j/ s3 @Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( Y/ e6 m& { E
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 }# H" l3 s" G3 ~John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 ]% N- d! Y+ {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 W( Z- A# w& @) [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( [% _ ?0 Q: N% u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; C' M q2 l9 B* sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* I2 Z* K$ }/ t( _% {* j' ]7 yTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- b, G7 F% B# wDonald: H I J K L M N O. " x" ^, H& J" G* G0 L
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# F3 i" M3 G* A- F1 |9 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & U. o% X% S" P& _
Winnie: Me!
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/ P7 s. q- o% I; a- r2 QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 ?% B x/ U- @( c) V& EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 D9 |1 Q" `+ Y9 j" @
' y8 D2 S, D- e% [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & X; a" X& \4 H
Millie: I is... T) p! g Q' P) e w& G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + q F; ?6 g; {9 @! L* I+ O1 x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & p) ]" s3 P& f4 E; O& P% D% k3 i' s
2 [) y& G) o: F; \. ^7 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 Y# M; i# a7 `/ }& YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 g0 \8 D, j% Z, {& o4 `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- p! ]* A% d9 M5 j8 w5 N, f5 HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! ~: |7 ?3 X2 n3 g/ ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 \+ l$ @0 f; `6 e" n MHarold: A teacher
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