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0 B3 E& |, w, l: O. cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * P. w' u' O/ Q/ b
Maria: Here it is.
+ b8 k) {$ Q! m JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* C% k" W. c) H5 bClass: Maria.
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9 f& ^& [& w$ v; h8 dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 v( {3 w/ S/ X0 L* iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * a) A" l/ x' Z$ r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 W- H9 C6 D W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) ]: ]! V& S! n
Teacher: No, that's wrong / x+ S7 j% s7 @- u5 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 ?5 f7 u) [( H) x6 D$ t$ ^Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! |$ @# ]/ k/ \" I0 K
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 s$ d/ A7 n3 U: J1 W6 a# F: W+ H* g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) s4 }2 G x, W: ^7 ]7 `3 `. ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 |+ L, D, t3 r5 U0 z+ f9 Q( `Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % F K6 P( e6 q& g5 |2 w3 {* b5 [/ p
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ ~. Y" j0 x" V: N& y( T& m) {* I
* |6 |( s! u2 B* k3 F0 Z f4 UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." z! m8 X5 n7 Y7 K9 Y7 W
Millie: I is...
& J, V7 H( c1 H5 u% G2 FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: @/ M: O7 W, yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' l8 K% r2 S2 w: pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 v4 V/ b& n5 s# J% r9 ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + @6 C+ I0 m/ _' r. C" i1 o- X$ F& P1 }
) G' Y; K: ?4 ^9 xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & f# w5 I4 [$ j e0 L3 w9 r
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . _: q' f5 z1 H, {& ^$ K0 p# d- M% u
5 q* x0 V0 ]+ i8 I4 g& ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; [: i' Q0 ]3 I# yHarold: A teacher - \, P& `6 d4 r9 Y8 y& ^% v
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