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7 v0 s. K5 L9 E' Q @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 P! z1 C* s* {! N Z. ?Maria: Here it is.
0 S7 B# Z9 S- vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ U$ g" I% A" RClass: Maria. ^6 o: u9 d/ ?% t
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? \. U5 W" u P. r! N5 U( |! A' V
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( W+ U/ t; C8 J& e# P5 w1 W+ t5 ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
P4 h! [0 R9 IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ U- s- A5 H% ~8 ?+ X" \! nTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ Q. M! S% ?9 eGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + X4 j* H+ m6 W7 `5 f
" p. G7 \! K+ G7 S" lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- s0 u; k$ ] Q& p5 }, y1 F5 I( mDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 _, o. t( M; t4 i" L9 W( v7 Q4 @
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 N1 Y2 M, \6 Q" D) y ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + X# L3 W4 E( C* C+ ?$ s9 O
/ m5 R4 R0 R2 R" E( d) P: ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / A+ K- Z. [7 H! l; W6 o9 w, A
Winnie: Me!
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4 O, i) J; y9 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* q% w" W1 [1 B# IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 r) C. G8 ~# L+ d0 X) RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; l! ~0 q/ K5 ]* y
Millie: I is... 4 s3 K, c$ _4 `4 O7 m% D1 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' N( q+ x9 ]9 z' ^2 O4 w! H# m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ I5 p; R6 h7 rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; Y& G* m0 h1 f4 v& n- w. RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# d4 b, x) C! }0 CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 Q( D" S$ p6 b; V) t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* J5 N5 N4 O ?/ L- lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ?1 M5 k ~8 ]" B! z- W2 E+ x
Harold: A teacher
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