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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- q& |" b& W* ^ {+ m* EMaria: Here it is. * I( Q' J- ~- i, B: y J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' Y* v$ m B& R" t# F4 W& f
Class: Maria.
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# e& ]5 H8 C& r) j& c, n# gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( h; h" x2 @, u7 m( i$ g4 x8 [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 n5 Z8 S# {( X$ ]: M9 X% _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 x( t" b: m' R4 ~ R' D8 g$ S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " I' \% `" |3 X+ k
Teacher: No, that's wrong - w% h! { f3 R* q: K; ]& R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! E ~# E$ D0 H2 k, b% z( }- Q
+ M0 k6 i" i& I5 L# W" L+ l% X& sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - I) S) S6 v: u' D) a
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 P8 \( N& F4 O' m( k1 _Teacher: What are you talking about?
* J' x1 X2 Q( `5 c* ^. bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; n8 N% l( s6 m# X7 ~- t. R, H4 I% e
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 x& M/ m. }) g) EWinnie: Me! 8 P& k8 K3 y& K8 E2 T) b7 d7 E
' }* a' \, O9 C x6 E& {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 B/ @$ _& O# \# B' q* G: M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ?* G: t. b1 g! E/ o2 W
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! R5 A$ p5 ?# K4 N9 a+ WMillie: I is... 7 Z" B6 O: U0 J8 F/ m+ G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 W) J; l# W r- pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 W$ y4 V0 ?. }8 V8 E, ^
/ n, G% i) H1 X3 {7 E$ W; U# xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- Q4 q( b2 X& }3 z# Y( R, b" s |Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - ^, R3 G0 H9 }- s1 U! n6 r
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 J0 i9 D+ i: S, E/ f$ e; ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 t, J: v; D0 E) r4 Q) q; ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % M$ q* |% T" n5 Q, H
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 ?9 N O7 b0 ]5 J$ r
Harold: A teacher
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