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" g( V1 S! N% K! fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
C( A, z e/ I2 X- b- i7 yMaria: Here it is.
9 Y! y" [& ]: t% I. W8 q8 sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! a1 J9 q1 c' s; k$ p% |. [) o5 a+ {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 z7 I7 N0 m4 Z5 c+ A- F, GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' l [. h& y& H
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ E1 n: O* {/ m% w! R* eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 L, |+ k" G; S, n; y1 J, K1 D
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" Z7 u) r; S6 C* lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 E8 ~: Q2 G2 ]0 H, D- j: `Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( _; ]0 C1 Z# C; {- kTeacher: What are you talking about? f Q0 @5 u# x4 | H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 \3 ]+ \: b. k, a. P9 z7 j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 g$ N A$ L4 Z
Winnie: Me!
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( x" [% t2 B4 A4 e6 K4 \2 |6 |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , l, P. r, b" g7 Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " L6 l& I; Z+ z0 O+ p
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 I9 E& d; {% Z$ N! |. B9 YMillie: I is... 5 Q, ]/ d0 t. {: I3 |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ I; W1 @: }0 y' C* QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % N' q! R' H( \- m* r
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ |3 \, z' A) x1 _! z% ]0 m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " R8 T' \# O0 e# G+ {# Z* a. r: V ]
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - h7 x6 ?7 J1 e; A. o5 N% F: ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / I0 ~, N a9 t% W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 U% h/ @5 D8 ?/ RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: _9 n3 g2 }2 a7 X5 h" K4 JHarold: A teacher / V3 V" `% y+ @/ ?0 j6 V
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