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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 o- `( j; N1 M4 \/ v
Maria: Here it is.
7 m5 w( w' r2 ~9 j% [4 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / o) q/ L; V4 x3 p* j' V; Q$ `8 i% Y
Class: Maria.
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! R. U3 c/ o* |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 j: p# s# m7 d1 c" xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 f+ D! W; M+ y. mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" l7 _7 X! @; n# f+ TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . `# q) a; I- i7 F
Teacher: No, that's wrong " A( I# s0 {; [7 g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 X2 |" |) U4 T5 s
% ^( t8 q! H( j/ D) u5 \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # k% o- z7 E) A( f9 c7 a
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' k0 z0 ~; r) f. d
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 \6 B# U, L8 N8 i6 W; ?. v7 K$ r/ zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 b' o7 l' C4 Q3 ~2 J* e# ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) `- d$ q6 N! U& UWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 y g4 p8 ^: Y6 kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; i4 }7 h. J) F& N& i. k
' w5 d: F# C JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( ?7 M4 D* f' o( AMillie: I is... 0 c7 T1 l& j2 x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; q" C; Q1 ^+ j/ c7 f }$ KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) r% h* J* |8 n8 bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , C$ w# g3 Z: Z3 a& W3 j% Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? h' q* F9 P! u0 Z& Z- v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 `' g3 G/ a& e$ @; C: e) JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) G2 t, ]0 c1 k5 |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% a2 s3 E& c8 CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : O' {' }4 k4 Y1 P+ u% j
Harold: A teacher
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