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6 z7 x1 C! w, G8 K5 @5 \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
z) \" f0 C- B& {Maria: Here it is.
; |; G) C; _9 t# x3 X$ b4 @9 R+ lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & d2 ?) n/ T- b9 h0 `7 }$ m8 r- N
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- u& e0 @5 K. C5 ?" X! K" }/ oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 a9 ^/ N- L+ u6 S, j
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, A' R( g/ _) a7 ]) X$ `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ u( G. a; O. A. _) R& b- sTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 e0 J P5 M1 S" HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # l8 Q. G4 o4 m( e7 \6 J- h4 _9 D5 Y
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: ?& e7 @2 u! h4 O; |2 J' M" ~& o- ^Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 m% N0 u, H9 H$ D6 d
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 @* M @' |3 b) vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 K. n6 D2 J3 J) n+ }0 I# Q' UWinnie: Me! , S+ v$ f9 g) ^# |3 j) O
. Q" u, h4 p3 s; ?2 iTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* m$ X2 ]. ?+ }3 C0 S% VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# `6 [2 c- u ~- ^0 k+ Z! wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; \. ]3 {4 H7 e& y. g) s* W$ EMillie: I is...
4 y' w, A- g/ v. v3 A; u5 CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( M+ O2 h9 |0 N1 O8 rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , o$ y B7 ~8 y$ }: u8 A
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! S% l0 c( G+ X5 h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( M$ w0 S% m+ t% _: N# x1 M
" ]& Z" D1 Y o5 k+ J1 Z7 ~Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( K V. E% J, N8 u- K2 P1 R# `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % L+ l7 B* F0 ?2 Q$ I
4 G" i* S1 x: M3 [: }; v6 gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! k( N! i* Z7 b3 y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 o/ I2 J5 ^' qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : S& {8 O6 g4 F; ^# L- J: Q- g; T
Harold: A teacher ' K2 g) L. J0 s! `! O; @
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