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& _3 a7 E o1 r3 Y8 X, z1 p" [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & M4 k/ i& {) X
Maria: Here it is.
. k! P( i! M% ] ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: L: p: D$ R0 ?5 O* gClass: Maria. 7 k9 r4 {( T1 s0 i
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) X$ Q) J7 ]3 E! ]' B: \" v
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ H" N- B* F* M+ l KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) P4 e9 v+ Q( V4 @2 j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ f$ a( ?# o& y H$ LTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 \6 d8 O" x- l6 j6 F, @
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 X$ m$ Q$ U6 u) G+ e2 V/ f4 HDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 K$ d I$ H T# o! \, n9 m
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! V$ V9 F: J6 p" h2 l! H4 L( p$ nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, {) D! v- U/ A+ b" F$ m4 aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' n1 p) x" \/ ]% y
Winnie: Me!
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* e4 d9 A. u& Y2 [8 Q+ h* ]# FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: g; C" I& @- n/ m lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ ^( z4 T" L% z( ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." B; @, K( T7 h
Millie: I is...
2 Y. S; b- F1 Y+ k" M$ wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) A9 V- P {4 G! K0 y$ j0 g
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' Y! Y7 V% O* L* i0 DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% w! E# b2 X# w4 G+ a. v7 kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& B1 E9 D8 ~6 \+ ]8 S3 vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ S* u! Q9 M$ f9 {, `2 X( [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / N( o8 G; J7 L! Y( L' b. M
3 \2 g% z; ]7 G" C: P& ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. W' I6 @$ h) G4 u3 Y; a/ R$ C8 e4 xHarold: A teacher
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