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J( G/ U9 s" i( i; p; GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ F! ?% G$ L% V7 ^. ^Maria: Here it is.
, ]% u8 _ q& STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* ?$ z5 U" |2 W% e1 H; @2 vClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 k% G/ l! J( e) x5 ^) i4 kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' t* z0 J8 g! r6 r9 S0 n
; O! J9 l4 }. x2 T8 fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( Z: D" {( ^$ V# e e' I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 b! Q. r: d$ I" ]( n, |" ~Teacher: No, that's wrong
- U- k1 u- X& H' ?# Y$ d- U/ cGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, c F' s% {+ Z. F" {- ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: |& X; ^+ ]2 M1 \! xDonald: H I J K L M N O. ( k& F: I( T0 j; W% N
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 [* H4 i7 r/ I/ o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# b9 T' U g5 Q" ^Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 j' z+ f9 F2 F7 A; D7 C- J3 L3 VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) o& O( V) H. `- |
" W, a- H: k( S( h, hTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # `; Y0 E2 @1 C0 X
Millie: I is... 3 k7 N+ ]" N& U! h7 J' s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + o0 v" o6 C5 S4 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 B* _4 d# U9 v, j* c; p" h
$ S1 a; V& q* S' Z' Z4 jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. L8 q' T' x$ E5 v2 C# CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 t1 \7 `- h- ^$ b
% W. @1 F K* v9 U7 KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % ]8 b; p$ p& k9 J4 ] |, z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / D! b B4 i3 {3 \# f
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , _1 _' H( R' |4 C- x/ V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 w9 a A$ r) t# k% O# c! T; y3 w
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- J! Q% G, x& ]/ U4 @9 U7 @Harold: A teacher # L* M* @# r" h
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