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1 A5 M0 O" o1 |" A# GTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: @6 ^$ _3 _% u1 o0 V/ w% O# J8 ^Maria: Here it is.
, v* m# i* g4 z5 q8 J: STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% p8 o* S( h; {Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : |! q' h( v/ x1 G6 ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* e8 j! p* x) X) H7 v% m1 V3 \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , ]4 D' n% m. P
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 m1 ^: p4 a, }/ A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% L0 |! C8 ^& f! {. E4 m) S6 s9 I+ jDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- A5 Z& ~. D) e; i$ VTeacher: What are you talking about?
) C* E/ S! d9 _" g" d' K, D- c1 {" mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . n# O/ c+ t5 r# \: L" G
Winnie: Me! 9 ]6 t# q- ~, s' P+ K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % Z8 h4 E7 A# m4 i4 b) `1 Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' t5 v1 e' q3 w* }7 { ^
Millie: I is... * X$ O4 {% B1 V$ e5 ~- U
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." N* i9 t* P' }) b" Y; d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 w, c) ?+ y! o6 y# P9 RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) @2 c& v& R. G6 Z# D" u3 \" u9 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* x& l8 e' g( |% h4 D+ {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' f( ]) `5 A8 T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- ~, s" X4 d8 P* DTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% l, L5 z1 g, n& T6 ^1 {: ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / V# `, U0 b) o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 _' O8 f9 M6 I, W9 i u: {9 R
Harold: A teacher 8 t( f& q& Q @0 r7 ?
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