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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; g, e* e0 g2 Q1 JMaria: Here it is.
* q2 ?0 v: Z+ vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# ]/ {; Q# @. c; D+ qClass: Maria. $ l3 F+ U- q! l" v) f, Z
5 M8 j. {- z. |4 T! NTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 f* e7 l) y$ kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / H& k8 \. [. I+ z! g4 Y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ Q3 f/ e9 Z2 b9 dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - [8 o/ {3 p& G9 ]( ]3 G8 w& P+ p
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( R/ t: y0 \4 v! R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 F5 {: B3 g8 a3 |. K
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 S9 O( I& b% r N$ CTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 ~; R5 b' j2 ?, k9 j$ E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 s& d' y8 m+ i" e" p/ f% A# d
+ V2 A7 }3 m, ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 | |5 G" `) Z+ C- r) r+ p1 k
Winnie: Me! 6 e( q, K3 W6 j: u9 D8 v* C9 h: Y
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; q* \1 O9 [4 L# ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' c f, G4 B1 v; r# y
1 F2 |, T c3 NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, e& k. y* Z$ o$ L0 NMillie: I is...
6 X5 E- u* Y7 oTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 @1 ~, S4 Z, I. @
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; v5 c5 ^! w$ V' t! d! \. dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' S+ v, }2 z) i4 T$ F9 r9 p* `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 V4 L/ t7 N+ u' hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! V* |" k# `% u* zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 T& |0 c( Z4 J9 t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ v' Y; @& s7 f+ D; d* M$ L; o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; g2 B; f4 w' w' w8 `Harold: A teacher 2 O1 w5 o/ x/ `9 ]" ~
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