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* h$ W0 G7 h. ] X" H# o0 E/ O1 v3 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & i) @; G% V0 [9 Q& ^& Y _% B. k. `
Maria: Here it is.
: b) C% ?9 r, V) T: QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ p9 {+ m9 W) [+ RClass: Maria. 3 y/ Q/ [. T: y3 h1 c- N: R9 [, O
! h# a* q; c$ {; r8 hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 r7 T1 {4 }( s6 k
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 b) ^2 t* L7 ?) V
/ X, ?' S6 j+ ?+ X9 H' Z) XTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 D# c9 Y- \; E, uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 Z9 Y! m2 T3 k) u vTeacher: No, that's wrong * x7 S' n' I) s# Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 k# r) m1 B& }$ m1 g8 M
4 z! V3 e# u9 }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. t5 K6 S" t3 Z6 q* v$ V2 HDonald: H I J K L M N O. - K- n: m8 m0 A! T, o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; [( F& ?# }' _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 H! H e5 J/ A2 H* {3 o2 d6 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . S$ V1 i$ L0 X" r8 ^" M6 I
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' E' i1 P9 D5 P7 B3 W, _4 `# e T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, Z5 t& p: |4 a, F3 K7 m$ bTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 P& U! Y5 G8 x! F0 U, f* C
Millie: I is... 4 x* R1 K+ B- ^. \ i* V1 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( k1 q0 S/ ^0 t; p9 k& A) @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* r/ I& E; u/ {# J! d. tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 M& \1 b N1 ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 k. D9 D( `+ z+ R% ]+ lTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , q% B: E+ t6 z: k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . X* a# t/ W% Z. P9 q& D4 s' g. t
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / U# Z, B$ o7 f" s. S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Y2 b; N; h, R6 u" `/ c8 |! j" q+ g# @Harold: A teacher
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