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* j. y! m6 K8 E1 V6 `/ U, t& }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! P/ }% X# d+ D( z
Maria: Here it is. 8 F* M3 W/ D$ B5 a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . _2 y$ c& W0 |- G! H9 A8 E! D
Class: Maria. / E5 n$ h* @" C0 `. t2 W
4 s( |- I- `; {0 {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! K1 n6 I! M: L4 V- F8 l/ OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - _" l' W6 h9 ^$ Y( ~) M7 Y' j
6 T3 `$ s) U; P) d7 kTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! u, w6 \ D2 P- x' [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 V$ |1 }; V& ?) [Teacher: No, that's wrong . N" M) L# O P( b# y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # { d1 v% M. M1 M& t3 v9 n
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) @6 F: g: ?& f$ I B4 |; CDonald: H I J K L M N O. . w, T4 S, v) @4 D5 |$ a
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! Y& [) d8 y3 ^) z. hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 F4 k# N( A5 Z9 k" |: B7 L* X& P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" X$ W2 Y% r/ C- kWinnie: Me! / _% Q( Q B3 o1 b3 `; N
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 x. t1 q' R1 PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 d v2 x: q: ^- l8 Q
$ Y- Q0 G, M" z: N7 jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 z: S3 c- ]" _* ^* L' E( }Millie: I is...
! ?0 @$ |# P! h0 u* c @6 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ O- b# C9 }; E6 r$ C; U) h, zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & l, c/ R( H! S4 Z9 k( b
- w0 P2 S# u8 W4 I- `+ K$ eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 T3 v7 U, S* n& vLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / c K {, j6 H1 `, N' F/ }. y
5 I5 C: e! J4 F, |/ z( F5 JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ ~# ~; W9 s2 q3 K# d/ [ FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : B4 \3 |- E8 m- y" z! ?
6 ~4 s3 L$ u" F, u) oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: ~, p. o& Q! P* S1 L5 e) q% cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 c% V a. w+ g- N* U2 n: [
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. [+ o, k$ p- HHarold: A teacher 2 L( W8 V; N7 Y# T9 ?5 M
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