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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 |' w, n7 t, G7 L( K$ { JMaria: Here it is. . V& S8 ~9 P+ Z6 F* P; P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . s) t0 G5 o8 U$ N; a+ m$ q* N% J& F s
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; @! q2 U" g. V( ?7 }John: You told me to do it without using tables. + Z: r1 y9 F. g z
8 Q3 Z/ T. [* A: R4 P6 m# g! QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 M/ C) ?& q! B, r5 K$ cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" N$ j9 r \3 D" W1 D5 [& T- P& M2 hTeacher: No, that's wrong # u" U+ H5 C3 \6 |5 X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . a' z$ M5 ?- Y7 C2 Z! n
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" H. | h; v4 h1 H& V7 ~# x) EDonald: H I J K L M N O. / Q8 ?! I- S& n; H
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 ]& b- G9 p- b* `# E7 O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& [ m9 y8 y8 ^# u) W4 xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* H# D" N* A7 X7 ~$ q; nWinnie: Me!
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( Q2 q& a' [2 T v, ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 K4 X( U) J2 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - z. P( N% x% y% b# r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% x$ y% h0 I U, i( M5 ?3 @" n- GMillie: I is...
6 q5 a( Y8 f6 l" uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / S/ e1 W# a6 G2 h
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 }8 C; p. m& Y8 `7 b4 yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 Y p Q+ t M ^
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) f5 }, j7 {# m q' D! L
6 K# n q. P+ L4 y8 HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 D' G9 E; I5 Q6 q9 V+ \. i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( p, d, A6 a! u, ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + O7 F* l7 X* j0 H! n: q* w* ], X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / Y K; J, c& e6 S8 o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # s* [1 }" z% K" r
Harold: A teacher " k0 w' n. `. I8 w8 [# q/ |
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