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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 U2 t( \9 r6 k. m% [: H
Maria: Here it is. 3 I6 n j7 ^8 t9 {5 C) J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & J) Q$ @& I; Q
Class: Maria.
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+ b' V B, n4 O0 `# UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 k5 m4 |3 ]! ?) ~( n2 J5 {
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! H5 j$ g( c1 S V& r: \3 t& v6 ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 e' E( Z: A- g. C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . x9 E: b7 \$ b/ S7 ?, ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong . Y" d+ H/ J* D. w) {( ^- O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 {8 X" `6 C, z! }( a/ r; R
; u( d7 O" |! p m% r7 FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 E4 u0 b9 D- a
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ W' i1 U1 n* q( pTeacher: What are you talking about? ; L# n% p+ e S' y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * w' N% l; a9 g- x9 z$ V
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / f+ e- V1 S( t/ O% h4 O, p S
Winnie: Me! 1 w* }3 J) @4 y. f O& S; A* q" o
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 A& ?5 N P: ~8 K* q
Millie: I is... # d# J* ~% A% N# C
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " h' Z( F. B9 z# u" m$ l! l/ i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + l8 } q$ k0 \; N
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" O0 r, F( t/ K" A7 A; ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + J( p6 H! {0 i. }4 K; T3 y
* H0 A! |7 S9 L2 _4 j2 d5 s0 q8 a0 H. e$ \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 f' A I; K. H6 h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% Y N) s6 [* o3 o' wTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: [9 _' z' P+ BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; L" P, s/ \* J% E; Z0 [8 k" `
! I8 I$ O8 P6 T |; F; g/ A1 dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 ?0 o. E# W9 {7 S1 b$ m7 r
Harold: A teacher ) Q- z/ ^2 K$ G% N, Z7 N! m
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