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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- C% M2 e0 G& bMaria: Here it is. - R( ]- {' I+ ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + L; o3 q9 a$ v# \+ V4 L5 W- q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 \5 G6 O& B1 i+ [: o
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: _' c& M6 m9 \% I) X3 _$ RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 F* K% n$ q: m2 m
Teacher: No, that's wrong + I; n. y" [) ?& h4 ]9 \- T3 z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 r& u7 V* e/ q; j( `! V$ q3 d
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 m$ ~# Q+ i/ r3 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 Q7 i, `7 B4 `5 g' M. d: u' tTeacher: What are you talking about? - d6 |" X: b3 Q0 v4 T7 X+ o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, ^$ S3 y$ q+ Y4 s8 z: J7 a4 ]Winnie: Me! 8 Z6 a' i( \" D1 L2 Y4 l1 P4 {
! I' {) U) w. l7 q, oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 f( n! K& N- J4 s6 z" iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( l) I1 c J; j9 ^: J9 w
* B, i+ W, g! L+ w9 A: O2 J1 _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" O3 Y) L: }3 h6 Z; t7 Y5 iMillie: I is...
' c( i4 u7 M. Q$ K7 u+ UTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( g1 o' j m( a# YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) }. n9 g; E7 p" ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? j) _2 z$ S' p: `2 T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , G/ N/ N5 h; Z
" N- f2 ^) W! w6 lTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: J( B3 J$ U5 A0 m) nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * C) i6 w& e. _
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 q! K3 w+ b# V0 oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' k) h v7 Q5 A0 a6 W v |4 Q
Harold: A teacher
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