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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 _( z l3 Z. d7 S, f! F
Maria: Here it is. ) n3 s- q# V! Q% j1 o. P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; K6 E. Z4 z- NClass: Maria.
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1 k: H. E2 m Q& ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + I# O; p p* `& [4 T
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* i o# v- |* q3 y# vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 O+ h7 D T$ x2 p# l' w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 J7 n$ {+ j, \( P+ R0 R2 |# @) ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 @8 [9 D/ \- r8 J8 G J% [
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& `' r) l0 i* F# Q8 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 t9 C& w8 Z* j2 h) p8 Z: k
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 E& G6 a9 J8 [" Y1 z' ?0 d" ]Teacher: What are you talking about?
# I9 i% \, a$ g" f6 cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; Z4 |$ T" M H( Z l0 ^' s; ]3 u. U5 ^Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / b6 s# a B. _. ~, o; t, S& X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& v. @* q& w* H6 P Q, A5 _2 bMillie: I is...
) W. Q) P% s" r0 B3 [* N; K! ?9 p% pTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ }3 |8 w% l5 Q5 ?- e6 w' K+ \& JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - y9 w% h) O8 P) u+ l: }
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ z9 P0 _* X. Y( J7 S0 i; N) f. E9 S! OLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 n9 T7 A1 E1 `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( k( N- Q" Z: ]5 g: ]0 I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 m0 F. X9 b# Y" cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * |# N5 X4 L( ?% s4 c
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 K8 b! ~5 Q# m# Y' T' |) K' n* [
Harold: A teacher
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