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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' O* p+ r$ r. B" D4 u* T9 n
Maria: Here it is. * f% h. v$ m% Z# _* d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; v, F3 Z4 j8 y' ]' y, T
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8 r' y7 z5 a3 HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 j2 \$ N9 a: H. {' H6 X! k
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / p; J8 ~. k5 \+ j/ G; l
# v& t- G9 k" ^" E nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" `, F# x7 u P+ O3 D3 D% fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) k) N/ r! ]5 M: J( D) w
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 j1 o1 b b4 ZGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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_: T- U$ c% f! LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! R. F7 V- `/ t% U. Y. yDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 X5 ?. n+ h2 C, S. ]6 }; STeacher: What are you talking about? & w H# D5 j, E% ]/ \+ N% u/ W0 B0 @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. o! C6 z0 p9 y; B6 u/ S5 s5 \/ I
. q) `' ?" D# q; z# l4 s$ j( DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + {4 S }1 Q6 l/ i6 E
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 f/ Z, I5 H) P6 a& s1 v, j8 lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' b' @' A# u7 |" ~* j& f8 l: `# \" T
, ]/ @5 X3 w/ X# Q+ O4 JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 @+ {. v, a1 v/ ~7 q. L0 P$ Q& V; nMillie: I is...
3 R! z6 h1 v+ |8 k5 [* S/ mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
\& m& O! C- e* QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 M+ B9 r1 O; L: h j, yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ D# W; }: h9 c/ q" WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- K# j1 [; D1 m) p; P; oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- ~9 S1 d( R/ B* }3 O- L- eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * H, U2 z2 E* m2 Y- Q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( ~/ q& o4 b3 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 T( p% S& F/ h$ ]0 ^/ F; JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ N- F$ l' e' U3 Y7 w
Harold: A teacher 8 t- o: {+ W4 C8 ^0 ]& M
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