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5 @+ D! k( s& x* G, Wit is your fate but,
" X: D9 e! _. o$ M4 j! Vif your father-in-law is a poor man,
X3 J6 y g6 t, p0 o0 ~3 tit's your stupidity.
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% N& w. n: J2 I8 G( pI was born intelligent -
/ r( N! W& f/ e- t5 N/ n7 p9 [education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
2 I! ]$ t* P2 P+ \% j; IBut nobody's perfect......3 } I% v& X) x5 b( ^5 K
so why practice?
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3 a0 m' {- M* oIf it's true that we are here to help others,+ S, `4 U( S7 A
then what exactly are the others here for?1 T; H: i6 q1 I% N2 e& T
, N9 b+ G4 o h2 `Since light travels faster than sound,
$ ~1 z4 u9 ?7 g+ N! bpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.8 r/ ~5 x0 A# z, M
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?: i/ f6 k5 ~# z5 A8 @ p
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Money is not everything.
$ V1 u( }4 C/ r1 [4 l6 @& @0 K* dThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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/ u F1 @" \% A4 O4 d* [One should love animals.
5 a1 M2 l6 u. f6 X ~* H3 XThey are so tasty.8 R, U9 j J$ w( U, }3 d
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman9 H) K! A2 x& s
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.; ?) L7 N( M e1 o$ x5 w
, H8 V5 k; m7 y7 _' N' IEvery man should marry.
& Y7 T7 j4 O( u9 k" oAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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6 n, u. B M# J, W* ^- CThe wise never marry.
+ [! m8 l. a- R" d/ c _5 nand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
; ~- W' J) h1 T+ G d! |! yIt brings so many relatives.
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: N) U" C: d- R/ L/ R: L& oNever put off the work till tomorrow
) A( q: E0 p; V( @what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"2 e2 z" n- J5 F+ v N
So go to sleep
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. l, d# _2 X" c+ NThere should be a better way to start a day
. M2 O! S' [. `2 d: z6 UThan waking up every morning% A" y/ r) B' ?+ D2 G, d0 n8 {
8 M6 ?9 Z9 V s: o"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 p3 w' e& g" B I) VBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
1 D1 l" y; X( D( a6 _7 e! e8 W4 i4 F; GI can look at it for hours
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8 F) v6 E" c% R" q G o% v) ~God made relatives;
Y: j$ @- L& X+ o5 nThank God we can choose our friends.3 w1 G3 u: V2 q: H/ ?5 g0 ~
( G w( a1 L4 f; ]3 C* I$ `7 b# XThe more you learn, the more you know,
- F8 C; e J$ kThe more you know, the more you forget: w0 J" A, v& O* b+ b4 f
The more you forget, the less you know
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% H7 f G) y( h3 ]A bus station is where a bus stops.
" A; S; l! V6 ?" ]7 I7 UA train station is where a train stops.
* a* }* H" ^ O* Y0 X& |: eOn my desk, I have a work station....5 [4 R8 ]. t, u/ K4 ]9 T# @
what more can I say........
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