Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
/ q: J. ], M1 k( D7 v4 N+ Xif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

; g$ b* S: p8 o. }7 gI was born intelligent -
* e0 C. Q: G# a( ~  _. i% x0 g' Geducation ruined me.
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  D7 h9 d( \) ^) |* h' ]Practice makes perfect....
) U4 ~9 J( ?. u& e* r% G& S0 NBut nobody's perfect......
2 \: R$ f- C% J  d1 fso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
) A# ]; V' p2 I& tthen what exactly are the others here for?
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! n" u7 ^8 \9 N0 \Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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2 F" R  g6 O! u! i7 {1 VMoney is not everything.
; i, g! ]: f) e, G+ U7 k, c$ j) PThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

% F0 T& `- b- U# w4 \. D5 u! }Behind every successful man, there is a woman
( V0 d0 A% f; R8 D2 f# VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
9 z7 \! J5 r8 z- WAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
) C0 ?  K4 ~0 I9 s9 ?/ s1 Ylife.

The wise never marry.
0 w2 ?8 g0 h. yand when they marry they become otherwise.

5 x$ W1 [: [  h& q' y8 B8 QSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

: M/ q/ C( k- `- [Never put off the work till tomorrow
+ ~4 |& T& E2 G9 \, K7 ^3 h4 ywhat you can put off today.
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. A8 q9 a; E  n, i: I9 g' X& g"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

3 d( G4 N7 ?( V. ~God made relatives;
( j+ v" z0 A3 Z0 XThank God we can choose our friends.

; {: ^( x) m1 M& K* sThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
0 e- O) ^0 d. \+ y' u: KA train station is where a train stops.
5 M3 J0 A" f  q0 ^On my desk, I have a work station....
5 o; L( F6 I; Y/ E; lwhat more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^