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 If your father is a poor man,
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* Y7 a) Q) J- ?8 I6 v# \if your father-in-law is a poor man,
0 M; c$ d0 N- |, q. L9 W5 P% Sit's your stupidity.7 b; x0 G5 v7 z/ f/ p6 @4 p' |5 ?+ I$ X
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I was born intelligent -0 i Y4 L# D+ V% H. I7 z
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....' p: z3 l3 X: s% o* j
But nobody's perfect......- a, `$ e' W+ L, ?8 N) O9 [
so why practice?
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$ X( j$ A6 S& e' b0 GIf it's true that we are here to help others,
! u5 z* |" c2 }( vthen what exactly are the others here for?
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7 J$ q: F/ H. U" A9 P$ i' YSince light travels faster than sound,
5 d0 @2 _$ G: Mpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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2 K$ e! }* f. hHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?0 f$ N' J- g' X K& P. }
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Money is not everything.+ k% F$ C3 Q7 u+ m- N
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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& y( _0 o7 G# F8 lOne should love animals.9 m, @; p3 q! l; R0 {
They are so tasty.
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9 k/ P6 W0 q/ E' M! J! w! WBehind every successful man, there is a woman
. S" o% r( \. W# bAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two." a* v H7 G" z9 n% l
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Every man should marry.
+ s. V1 B# |: Y" LAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in; \' D0 Z4 W# i0 d
life.
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: F; r5 S0 w$ i+ I6 [& p% bThe wise never marry.) ?! v0 J1 A, q# u5 |
and when they marry they become otherwise.0 i1 b! A0 C8 r# d- X
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Success is a relative term.
" G) ~/ V1 W* n5 wIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow. d3 b7 R$ K$ Z
what you can put off today.' V& F' R. D4 m3 B
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"Your future depend s on your dreams") b/ {/ C+ A0 L- n) s
So go to sleep& t1 G; p, Q l7 i( i! Q
9 F- O; v* t3 w( Y7 s& p' Z8 rThere should be a better way to start a day8 j$ Q, F5 T4 U9 c
Than waking up every morning
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$ L+ I5 r+ `2 e& k"Hard work never killed anybody"! H+ ^% t9 v, b! Q7 x
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"3 Y8 I9 z/ C7 [0 p3 S: Z- c% ~
I can look at it for hours3 g+ j: X9 u1 _# h; {
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God made relatives;
1 \. N4 o" D" K% Z8 z5 @4 y* L/ FThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,+ f# m8 W0 x0 v" S% z2 o
The more you know, the more you forget
1 g+ B. o+ T; f @2 AThe more you forget, the less you know
/ k5 ^7 A+ b; PSo.. why learn.
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" t `9 U' S! N( {' uA bus station is where a bus stops.) R# V' q1 `* }# Q$ Y7 \
A train station is where a train stops.
" n+ r7 v& M% k. u/ o' o yOn my desk, I have a work station....; `9 d) N) Y" [
what more can I say........
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