Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
8 q, A% K8 Z; r  M! Weducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
" v' R9 s+ W8 }8 J/ VBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

( P* m- X+ ^% `: c7 X3 N! wSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
1 z" s# H, ^: O& `; L* x3 e9 \0 AThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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3 _$ b5 Q6 v  C. pSuccess is a relative term.
6 K5 z; }4 e. ~* UIt brings so many relatives.
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, K0 c5 h" z" A- }5 O3 F; [& VNever put off the work till tomorrow
3 x% U! b8 r( l  O7 U' @) mwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
# U: K% J/ l! k' L: w$ eSo go to sleep
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+ V1 Q- F/ X; Y4 IThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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/ `- c* H/ r- r0 c2 e" u5 q: q"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
2 ~8 N' j2 M* D, V7 Y5 UI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
9 G) O, x# p5 J! a0 HThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

0 d5 k! J0 p9 o( i6 ?A bus station is where a bus stops.
: d, x$ Z* a/ k2 a9 `A train station is where a train stops.
2 O9 B# z9 r  kOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
$ n2 M0 W5 K2 e+ w2 A2 n& blove it ^^