Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
  |) {4 s' Z( D5 m. O5 T( R* pif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
. R8 w- t$ R, N# ^education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
3 ^9 z+ y; J0 a# J* B: Q9 }so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
6 C5 i6 _4 S/ s9 Ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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$ [$ S2 ~: h1 U) E; a4 \+ m6 U  YOne should love animals.
3 ^" c: x; D% z* b* ]They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
! ~+ p& u8 L: ^1 c0 hand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

9 T# C% A* _8 F- `Never put off the work till tomorrow
. S# s& m0 F4 d, ewhat you can put off today.
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0 p9 a2 x$ h3 e4 ]* _% C5 r"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

6 B4 A6 W+ E. t5 [9 C- f0 ]( h" R9 mThere should be a better way to start a day
* x0 O+ W7 F8 y, i  E8 F* A0 q  S/ XThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
5 t# o6 ]. [: ]But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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- V, U2 t8 U1 Q. UGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
+ H- @$ ^, F3 g) H# `3 `The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
) W2 p9 Q3 a% h  D* N' ^% Z( C. dSo.. why learn.
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9 r* f1 ?7 B" Y. D/ ]  XA bus station is where a bus stops.
/ o* T+ d6 T! R9 @  v8 vA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
$ L0 Y* ~; R, N  u+ lwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
: ~3 f/ A/ Y2 W9 z# Klove it ^^