Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
5 J) p! Q( q5 @7 u& \- bif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
) A7 @1 U, l/ z9 O/ ?so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

% c0 T/ `0 R/ ^4 O8 E  P) \# \$ rHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 T9 ]; E. w. \. uOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
& i% _* Z) x4 aAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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6 y7 H; s& m& A/ w  `; D, OEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

1 V8 f$ D# M# B6 qThe wise never marry.
& \5 ]8 t0 x' Y( Wand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
& J  c6 R9 a( \It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
) [6 K' A0 e( Owhat you can put off today.

. R. {: \( D9 L2 p9 b+ C( l"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. |4 k+ W" ^$ C% Q' n* BSo go to sleep

5 M- Q2 k$ }- W. d/ p% S/ GThere should be a better way to start a day
$ c. v( [4 c4 W* OThan waking up every morning

0 s$ f" p' u+ d8 _: q$ W# f"Hard work never killed anybody"
. ~$ U6 j' s# B/ V6 rBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

% _3 f+ c! T! s" DGod made relatives;
, y' i* i7 C* a, f  |+ pThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
5 R( P3 _+ P  b) aThe more you know, the more you forget
/ [# K  O0 k  uThe more you forget, the less you know
, d7 @) q$ k' lSo.. why learn.
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% ]! ~: @" A) ]6 P4 l5 DA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
# u+ Q, H+ R1 _2 m5 V# mwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^