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it is your fate but,
& b6 @1 D. K j( V7 |0 jif your father-in-law is a poor man,
! v' O6 A% I l2 p. h3 Q7 Cit's your stupidity.
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5 U! W0 X- y. o/ P2 K4 }I was born intelligent -/ `: }7 V; H$ @- r8 h* Z& s
education ruined me.
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3 V3 k- H9 s5 O8 _1 Q9 Q0 qPractice makes perfect....
) K i1 m/ a0 S$ TBut nobody's perfect......
: c `) b# C9 O" t# G+ L2 e& Eso why practice?" q" e, x5 K! K) b1 F* |
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If it's true that we are here to help others,, l( Q( D# U( |9 O; _2 _
then what exactly are the others here for?
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( H) a' N/ K# U3 ?7 wSince light travels faster than sound,
) e+ Y6 h, @0 J' a! l/ Mpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.3 c; w2 K7 h; ^. T
; [; {) Q& O6 B7 I! k, g/ Z E$ yHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
1 M0 H0 z- z& R1 i- K$ y! UThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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; n# s; Y$ j" f XOne should love animals.
/ C8 F4 V8 i6 p# kThey are so tasty.2 S% V1 M9 A0 d
9 J7 X, c C/ C$ x9 W8 J( hBehind every successful man, there is a woman
* m! Y, X, c4 z- B) ~1 h$ QAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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/ V# T4 I) k2 ^4 K1 }6 K+ KEvery man should marry.
2 X0 x% l! x7 L( p0 ZAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in0 L% L2 l) j1 b1 @$ s- e6 V9 z/ }
life.
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The wise never marry.
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Success is a relative term.9 C8 ?$ f3 _: h7 u |8 }
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow$ H( y! N! E9 i
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"# W3 U) h+ }0 T5 z8 _
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day' H- y n5 p V" }2 s8 [
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"5 E( L7 R0 W% N, w
But why take the risk# m+ H) C; u2 `: h
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"Work fascinates me"
& b# C" S( A$ ~7 B5 tI can look at it for hours/ S- m0 J2 q* m+ s$ Q5 g7 @
$ r( X7 e! E1 F$ mGod made relatives;
2 \( k: U# S' N, N8 w) Q' kThank God we can choose our friends.7 i4 t3 V( M) Q9 ~: @ a4 s% {
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The more you learn, the more you know,: @ p) B- y7 ^) l& R
The more you know, the more you forget
8 f( p. y' P* `% ]3 {The more you forget, the less you know
6 B2 E, ^9 e1 M( j, `So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.4 m# C! {' |+ J! @3 @3 x; f$ e8 S
A train station is where a train stops.
" h' K6 A: c2 D' h, h( m- kOn my desk, I have a work station....
7 |6 x) S, r1 S7 `what more can I say........
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