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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If your father is a poor man,$ ]% Q- x, T" q5 S
it is your fate but,
5 ~1 |" _+ p% K: \# x; a0 Jif your father-in-law is a poor man,/ @. q0 Y9 U$ c$ D0 X( i* P
it's your stupidity.$ _! o3 `3 Z1 i  z3 b" J$ _: H/ z
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I was born intelligent -) Q& X- a2 A( D! M3 d, P3 v
education ruined me.
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- @$ R; I" B& m1 t5 x# _; UPractice makes perfect....
; ]$ \4 Y8 O4 G0 n8 j! I) `$ \But nobody's perfect......1 V8 l: ?0 Y- i2 D+ T0 S! k( ?
so why practice?
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/ |) h' D2 w: H0 H8 RIf it's true that we are here to help others,
2 t  b9 _: A" ]! c7 {then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,6 D; `8 n1 y, M
people appear bright until you hear them speak.& a6 W+ P/ i  f

! h; ^6 X. u- \# }9 J; Q; _; eHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?4 m/ }1 F; b5 D8 M8 N' c

+ _4 m) x' ~8 s/ Q( F+ DMoney is not everything.
1 ]: b2 ]0 a. j4 }% S2 h* a* [There's Mastercard & Visa.# s0 J+ K, w" Z( f# b, k0 `% Y; n

2 I0 e2 o6 R% iOne should love animals.3 U  u3 G2 v8 R' b
They are so tasty.) J# x/ S7 i; p& g

0 v* s  U8 ~" w$ S- ZBehind every successful man, there is a woman
' \2 F- `% `; d% VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
! _6 J. y- @% T1 d) ]0 Y2 s$ G  fAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
2 ?, m1 G$ g' M' q( m8 ilife.
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. ~$ u, R. J9 Y* PThe wise never marry.
/ i  ~; o( H2 ]4 Z( _' gand when they marry they become otherwise.8 @* l) \+ @  P' K8 c

9 q/ ~+ W" u  |Success is a relative term.
- v( C; k$ ?+ x. dIt brings so many relatives.' b2 a1 ^- L/ @, H
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Never put off the work till tomorrow( ^0 Y0 ^6 }6 S' E
what you can put off today.9 c& @* t- A5 _/ \2 ~$ r, b) d! H
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"3 k9 t+ b! u- J$ j9 m
So go to sleep
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! O* {: \, h& T# g+ E! sThere should be a better way to start a day' \" x! p/ h- g) a6 r( C9 u
Than waking up every morning
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3 c* n7 R6 J5 d2 H: o/ R"Hard work never killed anybody"
" t; @+ @! Y: w9 s% w% ^+ OBut why take the risk' k! o$ w1 R4 @3 H8 U
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"Work fascinates me"
5 O$ x( g0 n& k  j; v1 @/ CI can look at it for hours
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- d: u$ k$ z7 s0 L# AGod made relatives;
/ z) ]- n3 T$ B0 zThank God we can choose our friends.5 c, W: @7 D' l& o  j

) B3 [, [, {8 y. \+ eThe more you learn, the more you know,
* V3 G5 O/ \" ]2 uThe more you know, the more you forget
) O, U1 Z& a/ aThe more you forget, the less you know1 h' Z+ `/ v. r) _# @8 ^, m/ ?! t
So.. why learn.
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. h  ^9 `0 z) F* ?3 GA bus station is where a bus stops.
3 i0 ~6 `0 f/ g! oA train station is where a train stops.
# J7 U0 \$ g6 l  x8 jOn my desk, I have a work station....- {% m) @( @7 H, w. C) A
what more can I say........# i- I8 Q- e0 _: p) Y' E/ ~, ?& G
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol& B* Y6 ?/ Y! _* e- V9 H/ j6 a1 i
love it ^^
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