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If your father is a poor man,4 U/ o) M& [1 h: ~
it is your fate but,/ B" X( d+ X' Y t- }$ I# V
if your father-in-law is a poor man,+ N) g) g8 l. Y/ y' y9 I
it's your stupidity., i* K" R5 A+ H! T! Y6 L
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I was born intelligent -) P/ I. N6 v6 U6 m# ~% Z1 Q$ V0 ^
education ruined me.: F1 Q: \6 w8 m2 K. |
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Practice makes perfect....5 ]& P m( m" v0 H4 `
But nobody's perfect......7 B5 ? _% q g
so why practice?
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. r: x. [& ~4 FIf it's true that we are here to help others,; c8 P' R: ^) e
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
/ t: F n: M( Z! q! i$ Bpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?$ U$ K: |; S; x. C; [
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Money is not everything.. {) s# L w/ p2 d+ E
There's Mastercard & Visa.0 f# q# H% Y0 J7 M( B; F
' i* M' l3 ^5 uOne should love animals.
# u8 S: H3 w9 ^7 S0 P: e' h% fThey are so tasty.1 Z$ O. s i, U4 _
7 \5 H1 o' a) h% x3 T8 k* LBehind every successful man, there is a woman% | C: t1 [ M
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.: V* f; x* z- k# ^
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Every man should marry.
' }' ^2 u! d6 Q% FAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.; p/ Z: w6 i: Q6 }3 Q
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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, e( ]/ z) N+ p! \9 {2 d! RSuccess is a relative term.. Y2 x* P" y7 G9 j, u
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow0 k( V1 e1 P' G m, A
what you can put off today.$ g( v, q, y! B7 o
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
4 e4 b8 x: F- a7 USo go to sleep
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) _# f" f6 M, n. i/ P K' _There should be a better way to start a day" X) s2 j' c" I& N) @( [+ M! T" D( M
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
, }( f& }. u- S/ C$ bBut why take the risk) g6 Z/ E5 |+ e) y0 e1 l, Y
9 x5 W$ z: r9 G" r. n7 D"Work fascinates me"# k- l, ^% r. \2 t4 l0 L
I can look at it for hours
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6 R) ^4 D0 K u. |- H# M, gGod made relatives;. x# p& [1 u, U6 c; k" H" T/ y' i
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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8 l0 _ s5 @2 }6 [! R" jThe more you learn, the more you know,% H* ]- S H) v3 {9 T( [- R; X6 V2 k& G
The more you know, the more you forget3 Q* b0 |- Z% Q) W* P
The more you forget, the less you know
! k; s* p6 A3 Y- Q3 g' @3 m0 g6 DSo.. why learn.
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2 o/ F6 H. u! {( k% vA bus station is where a bus stops./ S8 G6 f* {+ K* [5 E2 b8 A
A train station is where a train stops.1 g7 }. A G- U: z# L" [6 i
On my desk, I have a work station.... Q5 }$ J2 } h V
what more can I say........
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