The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
  ]/ o" N$ Z2 mUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
4 E* Q0 T( h  H: e% Z% \  \( Hfamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
$ [- r. e1 s9 _with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% t" f+ P. W; V- g$ [+ x# eabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
" _  V# O0 U* H# zwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( C. Q3 \% T2 ?5 u; T. x% ]Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
0 D# }, H/ I# g+ S( e* t* FWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
( ~/ Q% A4 R( ylittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

" y3 C, A3 h$ z3 y+ ?3 x7 W'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
+ @1 d7 `) j" W+ Y3 e- Y/ Mneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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