The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
& k3 q' z. Q# B- JUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; w3 F1 F$ J' z' h& K# g7 UWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
/ i. A, d4 d' T% U+ @- dBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
3 w5 m0 F8 m- O5 P% G4 uHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
! p& R) o* I$ G! e! Bwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
# A7 e% ~# \* N! Ubaby.'
" D  K& t% e, q; mThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
: s, d/ O' _* |, k, {9 M1 K  b# v: IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
; g" z" R. W. N8 Ohe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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: ^# [/ l) Z" H  N  i! B  d3 m'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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