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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
0 o4 D  X0 e2 ?Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& m" Y% c6 m' DWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
, p' z+ U1 _9 q/ [, G6 T. {6 _family was invited over to see the baby. / E' `8 P6 p( P5 I. X: B3 J
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
# _) i8 b, w0 ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.: D1 D' z+ A! l; i
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything % F* m+ d4 f. D2 B7 ~6 X3 @
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he1 X' w7 b4 f9 ^9 b+ [$ j
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.  E' H6 A% E/ i% t" T8 k
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ( Z0 q2 M& v* a* J  O" y
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful) N  D5 r/ Z  H
baby.'
/ U% z+ c  n. M' x: F8 U+ M: W+ f) RThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) {# m7 w3 p9 G8 S
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful" a! R+ I" Q* P
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
, k% o9 J% t: d4 R! hhe see?'
; e0 N$ o) U# V: |; E'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
- I8 n/ }7 c2 E# R he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
) h" X( T* t, j* w% L$ l# g0 kneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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