The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 y, d- n8 `( X9 k; ]family was invited over to see the baby.
& P9 B4 ?. c- m. _Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) d  P: ~8 [$ Z3 l$ @* \with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ J- Z7 }8 |) t. u0 G; iHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
# u, o* w  Z6 R- sabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
0 j8 x; I2 B1 q9 a) R( CLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 ?# B4 T. q2 P3 X( d8 [: l  e% OWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
4 @$ e& u$ h8 D3 L  J3 a  A7 Vbaby.'
5 @- |+ p& R% aThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
5 V7 N3 a6 I) P" I$ u& o- UJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
+ G# i7 J- I) c% O" t'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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, v; @/ s% x: K6 E; c% p9 n'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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