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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. / R' l, p: g1 S4 X1 I5 {3 ~) K
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears." d4 N6 _$ _$ X  H" x, n
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
4 k$ O+ ]1 j! sfamily was invited over to see the baby.
8 n0 D0 g/ j& K& iBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
8 A, q4 j. z& A5 }: jwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 O$ h9 y$ H/ tHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% X; c: e/ X& A0 Q- ~5 L& Nabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he4 R0 R- b" c; ?2 E  u  U
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.1 S* t, ^8 R" i
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
" I# T/ Z" f  ]  Q4 r8 dWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
: Q! ?7 N. D7 m2 p& J3 ]+ m& o8 n6 ~6 ubaby.'5 I3 j8 q. C5 F/ P0 P% h. y9 _. M
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. : x+ T3 i  k5 U: x/ w, f" M
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
' K) p( l5 B+ _little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
. B# i- [. c5 |) c; `he see?'/ K" o7 W! x# h, Z( |$ B
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said: E3 Z& ~; t: C6 o0 H6 b5 r
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he0 U& y& k+ i9 z* V1 b- X* {7 Z
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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