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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ; q) ^) F+ F: o5 O9 O& \# g6 f
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
0 j2 l+ {3 |( y! V0 t0 t. _When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
1 f, S, ?5 J/ B  u: X4 v1 b( M7 V7 [family was invited over to see the baby.
3 w& G$ _2 r) N) I6 }$ HBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
  G( J) }# q2 M9 ^, @4 qwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
5 y" B/ M! S  @% e7 l. AHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
& k& V) Z7 `0 I% r: b( ]8 }about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he' t+ |+ |( I1 j& j7 Y! c% |
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.8 z/ \/ c) j5 x$ _* U
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. * ^0 n  d5 W, i8 p
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful. a1 O1 j4 s1 O. \5 e
baby.'* R: B8 k: M6 y
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
0 h! l% s* H( g5 R5 {& [3 W% {Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
: D% ?( ]9 A$ v% u- j+ Blittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
# `( T) l7 ]( P# n  H! E  F- r- phe see?'
3 m1 h' j5 g) A  p'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
+ r  U% T3 ~! U2 W0 m! v he has 20/20 vision.'
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. p( T2 Q$ m' {: x# l) ~5 p5 b, h0 ^'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
  M  {+ R" [% c/ Aneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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