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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 Z1 x: ]; M9 C1 S
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 n* ?+ Z- Z" [3 Y, Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# K) Z, \3 D" w0 s) R! b: t
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) O; t d D4 h6 \& m; w$ EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 H5 T0 |7 S8 L, otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 L( X* a- W2 s P
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 a+ Y6 H3 A8 F% @deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 c L( y0 a8 F% \2 U9 V! e
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# g" Y: ?+ A: X' J
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* j9 d. m z0 J3 O
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* F" B9 ?0 W4 b7 v" ~
committed my life to her sister.7 Y9 w* d( P, M2 r6 ?" E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& G; |) K" h& G F3 ]; d& C0 v7 E
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 x/ I) p' ~4 O# L
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ P" J& }5 v- u/ a5 u/ ?7 m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( d4 n7 O2 L& p) [5 _' \
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) V6 \; z% w" R1 ^1 [ M1 e
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# ~1 v6 G- u+ C& h3 ?8 v
outside, all clapping!0 k* j2 F, P, O& m5 f2 O
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4 z: S2 T" Z6 Y2 q$ |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& n" y+ }/ h' q& a1 C; k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
/ l$ Y2 l' I' l' fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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