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3 d7 Q2 y; y7 S5 D: n. II was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 w3 X$ d# i. c( s! p& C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 a- ~6 D# J/ r* \only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 d* u- m. q) |$ w- P0 z7 SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 C) ?4 z8 Q) k' y$ ?( xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ j) h3 g% S+ C2 B" Jwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% v2 b( c4 E, r! X& H6 y1 i
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) K# V& I1 w) B/ k$ q- ^8 F
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 o9 _- X" S9 Y8 p- Lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% e; j. r6 O, A
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ O, g( ], {$ s1 ~) Q1 X3 U- ecommitted my life to her sister." h; E' U% C) y: `5 w
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 ]3 v+ S! \4 m6 Y# a9 |* K+ a5 {, x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ l2 H! m9 b( E2 }0 w, Sfling, just come up and get me."
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3 N- O+ m9 W5 x6 Z n& dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 a1 S1 L& M% b L
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
8 s, a: j5 z4 ] s& i: h0 c& estraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 w4 k) p' Q) O, l! F
my car.6 A" X6 c) t% j" C8 J% j7 Z
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* ~# n' I8 P ?4 a8 c
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ v: i6 p- G0 ~5 Q- S) Wsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 S: J" X1 Z0 X$ sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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5 x$ B5 t- V* b( x' OAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 g! S( m$ H% ?: G) l' e
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