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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 S! K1 x0 T- V7 g% J B
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. e7 V$ F3 P3 `0 X& R: L$ `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 W$ h; c; M5 s, v
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
' x- s- \& J$ n. }when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( Y {* Y5 m% ~) N2 m- S5 A
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 {& ~9 f# |# }) X- [8 wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 A! r, E) f! i9 z8 k qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& [ I% b% G- r* Lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ F' K8 y* m9 |, C
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: M @9 b3 r* v- j+ [committed my life to her sister.0 T* b( O0 T+ F# h a$ v- @
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 N( _* b* U2 L! z+ z8 G# P
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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2 i+ _9 t7 A' w) o# XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. S* ?# {" ^. ?, T `7 q ~5 Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 q5 v6 s6 N& C- f; \straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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4 D- Z8 ]. {& N& M7 G, p7 o( Z) DTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 B; q/ }8 a8 H, I% a5 b
outside, all clapping!- A8 H, M% H5 Z) N
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- q- a2 p3 |/ j) d0 h" L+ K& ?* g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- [, Q8 O1 u/ Z6 ?8 X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ p$ z& y6 F+ ~% W- h
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