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) a0 C! O9 [9 N' |0 J+ u4 `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 e( Z! H. i( r) p% v: s. F( |
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# }! d$ Z8 v, y" w6 Y
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; [) x) k# ?; g) ^3 F+ a% hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! N5 T5 O/ A8 P) S \ V
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; `7 o) @8 [3 q& L8 v, c
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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1 b* h2 R. I9 Z' YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
6 Q- ?' M/ h) j7 F8 Hover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 f9 \8 n% S% r5 v! Q4 _' n
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't" ^! G8 A# v- o/ |) [6 _
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 \! w* d- \+ q! [! i% i: z7 ycommitted my life to her sister.3 L& d( k% N6 s1 |& {
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9 v* ?) \2 v& q; K$ y6 XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 z& Q* a9 v8 A6 [& Y0 }/ ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# P1 i1 B* b8 o: K) c9 n) R. }
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
4 D4 V* p" d) _3 w7 ymy car.; P" a( w( p/ u4 ]' a
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o* `, t, A* eTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 V7 U* V! ^ u! p9 _, ?. q, h
outside, all clapping!: f* a( j% P/ N
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& U% x. _) A3 \' { q* |said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# Z+ Z' w, Q- ^9 s% B5 L/ r7 Iask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' C( ^7 C4 K, q% M: ]
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! U" p7 `$ a9 B$ U- k# b* ^And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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