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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, f3 {( b$ b0 F* Khad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! b* D% f% t* v& ^- a
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ Y6 @0 Q' V: cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 |0 y0 p, `8 }$ I( X: S- d2 f3 jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! p! b& ` N4 R$ C# j
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 ?" {/ W7 F' W. gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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1 h$ S3 [( R+ I0 _7 I; |1 ]One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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2 R8 `3 @+ ?. j# J6 Iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ P7 O% C4 z7 x. T* ^! \
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ R: C+ X4 H4 N' b# |" P: @5 C
committed my life to her sister.
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6 u8 n! `0 [! I( MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 o) c- f( r7 a! a3 ?said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- M3 u+ b, g; v0 d. u4 d: m
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ w/ N$ J) F( c5 f
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# h3 Q# d& l( u' e0 y! I, F& c
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( i* ?% X* l1 ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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