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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* m# i# b0 N6 U( A2 {# c( x; ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 @! K9 c% b& P! G8 [+ Ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ E: r/ B& f: l; c6 t/ w x5 [) ^* y
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9 I F, Q6 C$ M$ V, hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
' |$ H3 D# U3 \; u# Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 k) g3 \) L0 n: r5 `/ E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' o( q9 K+ y# T0 \2 Y2 L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! A2 p2 {9 j" |5 a) F2 z
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. u! [) l# a3 [- R% i4 e" E8 v% S
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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( }: ?1 y: r5 J6 m' V. k# j- T& cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 v' C# {1 A* Y" J. Q9 w7 q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! w9 l& d8 U1 y! ?( c
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+ Y9 i% C, S3 y) T% t( N7 ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- ^6 c# U' }- k4 V6 d% \$ ~' kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- T/ p; V+ C3 y, p) U: vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- i# Z' g6 x6 R! ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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