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1 O) p* J( z4 M, ^1 MI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; ], F6 o5 e- }# l% |" [4 n. ]& Ihad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" a+ C. Y/ C# O6 H# Jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& `+ i4 G' J; |3 O7 i+ d2 @; l9 q
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+ B+ `" a6 C% @: J) c) B) h% eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. `7 p' B. R1 |( L& vtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
; x- }" t* e! e _3 Dwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be8 O% H! }0 D+ G2 ]; x8 N& _
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, R1 I6 ]" ~4 P' _4 D( l8 Gover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( u% M, I% Y* T N7 `whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. ]9 W R: z- Wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 z) a! t ^4 |& pcommitted my life to her sister.
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/ u& |& C, n% k9 V) FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 n, |" C7 \6 Q2 h7 Dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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5 |3 [. }5 \- F2 J4 [) U( K/ {* mI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! i ^8 \2 ~( y9 ]the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 B: d2 u q: X; `6 x& b
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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1 I! c0 z4 I- m2 ITo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 D/ ~ v! ]( W, d' z7 P) C
outside, all clapping!
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: I5 Z: A8 ?* \2 YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 @& ^4 Z/ B, q3 f% xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 `# e8 O( i5 `* xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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