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" h) L1 Q" u5 C" _I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" M3 s0 d, V5 D3 i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 k( [9 a0 b, @: n+ Q& Q# ?) V
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' O6 {, ]7 J8 T x* c3 x
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( V: ~1 p* Y8 k6 B$ O: T5 g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# s, ?6 ? Q0 {
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( n( |& [1 ?+ Y6 P3 Y
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 W! d9 ~3 \4 \
committed my life to her sister.
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8 c- _$ |8 p3 Q$ D+ gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 C' f/ t: S- m; r5 {8 B
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" V# {1 n; z% i7 e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline' d* h3 v1 N, f, A" U
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# J1 c% c+ a4 d5 S# H4 S+ E- ^With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 y& \. w- @% k: vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% R; ~7 k. G% r& n' _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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: l. e1 G3 i) w7 v8 M BAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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