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2 s9 @9 W5 S9 P. B9 C7 `# q6 ?I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( J9 {. P$ W; ~4 b, {( z" _
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1 Q. L. t, ^9 D; y1 g/ [) iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 i- {/ b: b, z h' [tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' a- i2 Z: y; O& ^6 M& |% y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 m4 K; e% F7 i$ ^, W* d& W6 e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. M4 q O& m) r7 Z: t( I7 b0 I, U
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 z: R. b2 Z1 y: hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
1 D- z/ q+ d- B% ~2 t! z0 |9 D; Q4 jcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 [( V% _* l! [1 r. C) y
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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w) g' L* ^' `% Q! \5 R' j! sI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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0 q Z$ ]& [. XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": r6 n9 m5 ?' u; i
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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