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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% y" H7 ?$ d: B( ^% G( j
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 X# H5 g' ~! {6 ?; z `
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
; ^, ^6 o. `6 X" g0 A, L5 x4 Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 j7 [/ x* H1 ^/ K& e$ w7 }* p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 d2 Y) Z+ y+ O6 O- N' ?! X: m' |- T
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 s! e. A, N) M
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- C: p+ K; A& b' POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" E4 q y- ~/ w( T+ Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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" C# Z5 A4 M+ o+ u- S- x+ u4 B" n+ HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 n& k8 E& H" U9 H6 A' {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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