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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 A, c) |3 ]1 N3 E3 [+ @/ G8 w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: t# X/ a$ i% D3 Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ _5 f% {# \. |) a* j/ W$ Y4 m7 V* Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ y9 j$ `& _0 h0 G- |" I7 x6 s3 i3 @deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 Y; V* a* R2 l- Y# C( V$ b& FOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ m# v) o# u* h3 r# q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ |5 J. ?. O# K: ^ v3 q9 U5 A4 \8 Owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ M$ R( F5 A! Novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 S5 z. e X) C& i* F( ~* s
committed my life to her sister. P1 h' P6 o1 H- V+ r# D
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4 E: O$ Q) v O1 T2 R$ ^2 Z% dWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 a; y, j' ~) K* D* \1 Y$ vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& ?1 V6 `9 K+ Y
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1 P: x5 s- w3 E+ k; @6 PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 u E, _# {2 H* m9 b5 c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* h, z2 J9 s6 e8 T" K. t( r; Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 X& Q" X; N5 E: q P) J& O
outside, all clapping!/ h" u( U' N# Y. X) v6 [9 e f
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s6 i6 O6 ^9 Q% X$ a6 t! rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* z8 Y5 `, V; O: x; g0 Q7 e) hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 Z* j4 N( ~6 M1 @* Yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your& S+ G7 H3 M) j% p9 c; G9 I
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