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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
+ X3 I3 m7 ?' L; Aengineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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\& l: e3 ^4 b6 ^参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：
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, e7 k7 F1 M2 c; MSymptoms that you are Engineer! q2 p O6 f$ k9 j
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain6 G7 F" d7 v' J/ H4 f: W' C% P; k
9 |' e. f6 P* v2 yYou might be an engineer if…
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8 u( L0 o9 k) P! m; ^$ l& M% [6 E( o' AIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight ?& P$ c1 u, }: k7 Y* W
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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! c( A5 x( _# g6 D4 ]0 E/ t) CIf your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone: o: N' U- w1 S' |
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
E* Z! y6 x; d" f3 E0 { k& X* rIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner" g; F4 ?4 B$ w3 Q k
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie+ O ~/ b; b. h9 W0 O
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas6 H4 d# {) L4 ~ L6 E
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail3 j9 N3 k# q; M- p
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the6 |# V2 s1 X& W, {/ K
decimal point in the right place& U. o4 W# s# u8 R- F) t# T
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car0 D* C9 Z+ n% E
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
/ S, b& r8 u! x/ m4 ihanging coats and taping ducts) F, k6 P3 x4 g4 R3 y& l
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest( R2 Q p" {! @2 M* ?2 s6 F
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies" }! f6 g# W& W) r# a2 W- q7 @. t
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area' l6 h; i9 J9 w/ S7 x e, c
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a3 k6 b9 A# }( i( }& {
test that actually takes five minutes to run9 ~+ f. E: d4 M& C2 H
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is( O" K; E$ N H- z1 t7 t8 E; e& d
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
: c$ l( F& M dIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
/ J( m. N4 E5 V- P3 G) K# S- n8 v, I ^If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
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5 Q" |7 R* l6 t; I4 k1 f0 ^If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
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If you have never backed-up your hard drive0 U! a- Z& y( b. X, F S; S! D
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing3 U6 y* Y c/ E, v3 F3 e% V: o
games, but are afraid to say it out loud0 m" \* y( f$ g' S
If you truly believe aliens are living among us7 h% B! k' g/ ^: c" ^: \8 |
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance- l6 B: e9 O' B# u/ C
If you see a good design and still have to change it
7 P) k& h! [; n5 _4 `If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your, L8 e7 f8 T& K- r% z5 h$ @! s- c
questions
: y0 s g+ G* B" {+ x1 X) g6 pIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
$ g% K- h0 J5 ^, zIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
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8 X% t8 V2 c; H. {If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you6 i) E5 m k" G+ o% l0 g
own turns bread into charcoal
$ O+ E; b0 H* j' {If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
% P3 B3 S- E+ G& c; oIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
+ v8 w- y* K& _If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
$ z7 p0 }" i$ E& F1 O+ Y9 Jrush up to the front to fix it) L* M* E$ _) @7 O; j3 {& f$ D t* t
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary! Y1 C# ^# y, m W
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
0 Q7 Q: ~ [0 y2 j# h0 O% Z0 b sand have seen most of the shows already
! K$ Q8 y3 a3 C0 ?( wIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
/ e& p6 ?8 Z: O u$ m7 N1 @+ I- t! D3 ^with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
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& Q6 |$ H4 x: n x ]( K9 R4 NIf you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what$ C3 t; X* J/ h% h r2 {) [8 k
size screw driver to use
7 |& I1 p, {. G+ ^- @& t4 qIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own* c4 m0 E4 q3 L8 ~8 ^/ [4 a
handwriting
& Z% X" P' U: b5 f. XIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
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If your checkbook always balances+ q9 _" u3 S4 o( n1 y! L6 Q# |$ O
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
. X( _9 O5 b; |# ]3 q( mIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
( {+ F+ G: Y8 ~! uIf you think your computer looks better without the cover
: _9 G% U% N% }3 t2 R0 _) h' GIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
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If you spend more on your home computer than your car
. l* b' c5 Y% |2 g# l& WIf you know what http:// stands for
' r' U6 T6 E3 m/ u! c/ @ g/ P& ]8 iIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
8 D7 j2 _ f3 j! p/ O* W. d: Texplain atmospheric absorption theory.
" R( u8 M- J5 Y- Q, T: H+ eIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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