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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
3 C( L* f" M! B# D8 p! @engineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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1 \7 @0 q+ \6 ~! p5 o' h参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：; u4 G; Q% ]8 B$ u3 p$ g: s/ \
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+ G; [/ v, ]6 d {9 e; F6 f7 x3 }Symptoms that you are Engineer
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* Q( ~" V& J$ HApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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I3 ]% d. p m' B6 |4 ]* ?/ z, MYou might be an engineer if…
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4 Y5 S. W: l% r4 q5 c/ ~If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
' v+ G0 w0 M( C+ z. k' o$ ]1 d- @) DIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they2 \8 C9 R; ~) B& f4 R
work, \9 g6 a6 o/ M' B; u$ a5 F2 \
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
5 p" n* n2 Y8 t9 H: HIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
' S+ K* n% P6 f }8 Q' o4 v" fIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
' X8 E7 g L0 K, rIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie- L4 a$ _5 v: M
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
s" [; H6 l8 t8 u' ~If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
# E* X" z* [: W& [! w2 s. dIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the6 w5 ?, Z- p9 N5 v: X1 N
decimal point in the right place; d( E4 |- T# D. @. e6 ?) V/ A
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car4 _7 Y( v, ?6 K
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than- P( q' T( B3 d1 Q* P
hanging coats and taping ducts" [& z ?0 R, V; Z; J0 f1 k
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest- R% s# h8 ]- ~6 Y2 H' b
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies4 ~3 D4 B* v5 `, a0 l
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
! X, m( @ ?. p2 e1 ?If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a7 m' m3 c1 c: R
test that actually takes five minutes to run* W S v5 D' p4 @: |" d
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
4 O* q8 h3 j, J% P% u2 `. HIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven" d5 k4 \( ^- t4 o3 D, m, e+ k
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
: ^3 p: h7 Z9 t! P' f8 U1 xIf you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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) ]/ X" t1 p/ W ]% L9 H6 NIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the% g; X/ b: W1 S3 i
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception- n: p) _7 H( I, G f- a
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own# Y, ` @% s: ?& j1 s+ J$ A, F
nuclear reactor
5 j! ?1 K& S. d& z5 L CIf you have never backed-up your hard drive
& \- b( X) ^) G9 XIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
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If you truly believe aliens are living among us& c, t8 b1 G4 x/ T8 [
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
% Y' Y6 O7 `, y* R1 V4 L6 r) wIf you see a good design and still have to change it* K$ O+ h/ ]7 G) V
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
5 t8 f/ R$ D3 Q, W* FIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
/ K8 D w2 l$ G6 k" u/ ~. w, x0 Sautomobile tires
* d. F# L" t' k) C& ?! u5 Z* lIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
/ b5 Q" `2 G x* m* @. I: qown turns bread into charcoal. W& H4 ~9 r, ] D/ t
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
7 k7 V9 m: M) Y- g! D$ _: `! qIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name; r6 g! l) i- Z% d; N0 V$ Q$ C
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you# m; \$ c D, m$ J* I
rush up to the front to fix it
+ l* s1 d; t* J8 q9 v! H" l. WIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
$ D' o; h) z. w* B" G* uIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel5 ^2 Y! ~. E# ~: T: q
and have seen most of the shows already
3 I5 p$ @' i: t( G% DIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV+ D) F7 r& {/ p A1 U
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew6 [# f* o" k6 L. V' p
up thinking that was normal, N" z5 V2 d5 A# B6 ?& w
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what2 t5 ^, u' u0 _" N' K/ y! Z" C
size screw driver to use6 P7 C$ A& T( o e y" p+ B: I p
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
- _7 [ z' l9 ^- @5 [+ Mthis week
( [* ^! o3 Z; xIf your checkbook always balances
0 N7 p7 V+ ?9 p9 h5 CIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
6 ^/ b$ _ f+ K$ ZIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life) C9 B5 f4 I1 ^- \( ~% O' c
If you think your computer looks better without the cover
1 p* u' l6 Y' T' v0 c( _3 {+ `( H$ {' pIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they4 n" d# a! L, F
didn’t get enough sleep
S4 m0 l% m: R) MIf you spend more on your home computer than your car4 |* E- X2 s+ u7 N; d
If you know what http:// stands for
2 h+ w+ h+ R: o9 P# U# F0 h$ J& A5 fIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
b; s3 u2 M. J/ M% o' P+ Kexplain atmospheric absorption theory.3 x9 j! p, b) V3 s! \" U3 e
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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发表于 2008-4-3 20:27
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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