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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。' W6 _- K1 `# S
engineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：8 r& R4 q/ K9 v
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% a' }7 v' \0 J4 RSymptoms that you are Engineer t8 O: x3 D, ~/ ]& ?/ u8 L7 G2 L
. x% ^, G3 O5 f Y* @7 zApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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R8 W7 \ c% W, MYou might be an engineer if…
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$ V& B q, U* H% mIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
9 a3 |0 W8 T/ {; S% O {6 N! gIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone$ j1 ~0 _$ }$ R# v/ g$ `4 X9 t
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”* Q4 o' S( q# n _; x4 G6 I
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner: j% h+ S0 P% } K
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
# m1 G5 Y% q0 b& l: U& Y SIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
; x4 C5 W/ W) m; tIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
, z6 N% R, e0 D1 o- jIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the% T$ @6 z" K- S
decimal point in the right place1 Z4 X& | ^+ X. g _
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car6 Z1 g- c) T% |7 O9 E9 x
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than5 Y; j8 K/ o+ g2 j& B c* v$ j
hanging coats and taping ducts& {6 M4 x% l9 W' R' B' L4 A" M
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest; f7 |& h* G, x1 B! S9 p4 v
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
2 r( P4 y: V. m# _ wIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area. u/ k. [4 X' F! w; O& j
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a: l- ?% X; G6 I9 O
test that actually takes five minutes to run3 s; I0 |" G* F9 A, y! H
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
5 K8 X/ {" Z) V- JIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven( J% y0 Q4 D6 ~% @6 `5 H6 a ]
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
* o1 l0 E9 z+ v" d7 ^If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
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If you are currently gathering the components to build your own6 q& l4 s/ |7 B( n; ^
nuclear reactor& G2 H. t& p1 T4 b% R9 @# i7 f
If you have never backed-up your hard drive& g3 A1 M: J/ n4 w! m# `
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing3 n3 H$ t" m2 E" V- I) ~. E
games, but are afraid to say it out loud* C# T: }% Z+ H/ s# y5 x6 y) ^
If you truly believe aliens are living among us6 z: M$ r. M l, g, x; J' R. A- v
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
3 h3 b% L! C2 U ]" zIf you see a good design and still have to change it
8 O$ g4 f2 x; _9 U% ? \If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it" F9 y K {- X$ w |* K* r
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your, M& Y! D2 l5 E. Q" i
automobile tires0 w0 w! g7 N8 ^9 K
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you! O$ M1 I1 G- F" |
own turns bread into charcoal2 G5 d& c- d6 M% C* @) j
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV% o. z7 t, U" m9 A
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
! l+ O7 i N# b0 rIf the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
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If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
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and have seen most of the shows already- Z" p, @: K: G; o
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
$ Z* h1 V0 i$ D/ C! k* L- swith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
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If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what1 k( [: D4 E3 \, E/ b& y
size screw driver to use
7 R# i. A+ R+ f4 p% Y+ f' NIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own" f# ]' T+ q6 z" L& C8 U
handwriting
' E" Q$ z# A* ?% A- e& o: Z( oIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
9 H" V9 K6 f/ I+ M6 d4 `8 J1 Jthis week
7 b) b: ?% I5 f3 ^( rIf your checkbook always balances
) y4 E4 K' F1 q1 X" C% |4 d3 W/ mIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
. T; L0 b O% h o0 NIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
. o/ b L4 y* _! pIf you think your computer looks better without the cover
* V z) S% ?, S) f5 AIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they, q' X! p6 G% Z- C
didn’t get enough sleep- f' L5 M0 d5 ]
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
6 c: w( g2 A* o; [9 g0 EIf you know what http:// stands for* ~, ~6 h8 N: g, S9 {
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
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" V! z M: w, N/ K8 O- uIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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