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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.9 b8 T. Y! c3 U: D
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?$ e& b. q0 O" ^# h# C
' B" d0 b" q% O3 C- NWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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& T8 Y! `- m2 h. H( vSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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