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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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9 s; v5 q4 G/ f% I: gYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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% j4 m( g' s) i, oWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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/ N9 f1 \ l" p# _8 Y1 M& dSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"$ |9 n/ }" r7 N+ d' F" K
. S+ x) d5 _ E5 }3 x& T8 N.... and that's when the fight started. |
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