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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.; B+ ]- s2 x2 q9 S
9 V8 |$ @9 R3 E0 ]' IYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"* w4 z. i7 J. S2 E$ j3 ~$ j
+ u$ p7 q( ?; c: u' [So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"+ R- M5 a; \ ]; j. _& Q P
2 p5 p* W5 y: Q0 v$ Z% e3 z.... and that's when the fight started. |
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