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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?; I0 k1 ~8 u! E* u3 W4 q
% X, z' ]3 E5 e3 j7 W3 M( b9 Y1 TWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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( n* ^/ k* c5 B7 z.... and that's when the fight started. |
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