Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


6 [8 n& v" i& v* X THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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( ]/ L4 Q! S, _/ t "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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4 J3 j2 P4 u- X I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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( v$ m5 ^1 {. O# |) h: x% ^ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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# y$ Z+ E% {! T) E) L2 Q/ M "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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0 v0 A) Z- J+ v" ]$ C: j/ K THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


) {0 r! q9 [& _) X6 m3 K NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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5 {$ j6 |7 G% d. Q+ | IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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, n8 K# e& q6 L# b  O4 j& x0 X! t SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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, b2 F; _% O; ?/ ]) g! v THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~