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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN% l* W. p; J" a% D& i$ I) p
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.% ~, Z& v) v8 |' S

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.9 p: P: o" F. s0 O' k! ]

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0 C7 y9 Z0 ^4 J5 \! `/ B I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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; C( h; R/ P2 O3 [ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.2 l% P( ~7 c7 J6 G: G6 M/ G; a- l& |
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.0 i) r0 O% |# C# _  Y) l

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( U( ^# j2 M% v, }* m WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS1 T$ H) g- }5 b) X4 `) ]# g

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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  }" _5 N7 p8 E THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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1 A6 X2 v7 Y( N0 u THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU, ~4 V5 b4 E5 @# l" I
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