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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN/ O8 `& n$ A! y: h' h* N
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7 I0 p$ V& I, E4 q SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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5 p! ]. `5 }1 o% z" {# V5 h THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .+ E1 L1 e/ V' z9 `
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.) x- s3 w! a6 E- B' k, [
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! V. D% u# ^- a. R, ~: M A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.8 x0 E/ V q2 Z' E
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, X' M) b# [; @. T+ ] THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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/ M' h& b& @, X$ d3 C+ X. T5 \- T WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.6 j/ R! b% x) A l) H: J. z
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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, \6 l5 Q0 H+ a3 \2 t IMPRESSIVE..
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" h6 b& s. L) ?3 c( s7 W SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM., |+ R- G+ M- `9 H* K4 o( |
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# ~+ J( ]' ]& H: @ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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/ U9 E% O$ S0 E' Q END.
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( ~; k+ K0 i5 \- R* K7 a THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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