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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN4 y1 }+ [( q% G( N( w: o- s) F/ D
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.0 W ^) R( W2 `0 F( r. j
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1 h8 n2 M ^. k; l SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.' n6 a$ q7 Y" ]* D9 R- K8 _- J( t- T( S
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.3 X% W2 Z+ j, E1 c4 O( K
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9 f" W# b, e& `) Y+ T M) C THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY ./ U! s6 D) B' W8 m* L p
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.". w+ ? K5 x+ d
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+ ?1 M+ P: T; v A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.- J& j6 Z. }! o7 H9 z" J! ]
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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2 W# |: j7 N, E4 w$ }5 z/ F "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.", j! w' x* N0 V4 r2 t" | @0 e
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.- M3 c3 U( _0 F" T* w
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6 _7 m0 H' [% @7 H8 [ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS3 f* `" t3 F( q* a0 J/ h) M0 W) T O
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IMPRESSIVE.., s$ R; j5 _/ C2 |* x2 h# G
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O5 Y9 V5 a# `' Y9 O0 ]7 A& z SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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