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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.1 v6 x2 S2 i5 h O+ A
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' h2 V* W+ s# c0 u; y SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.3 b4 r: Q9 u5 B) t- t
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/ X4 H9 p& l7 M! g THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ N) M$ j& A. p" M1 }
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3 S3 ~6 c, z! |7 ^; b THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."- A7 ^) n# k0 k' w) c' e
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7 f) C, Y6 k, o, f A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.' H; X& d( { Q0 `2 g6 d, a
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.* {& n4 {3 \$ s& }9 O0 \4 O( r" K
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0 }5 S) o9 ?8 }& F' ]9 @8 @, F7 k' k WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,* Y/ }8 `) c/ I5 n! ~# U& S# ~
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.8 L4 x8 X$ j {6 h
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS Y: a. M$ F( F" [3 }' K! w
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IMPRESSIVE..
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: r5 `( R! `9 |+ E SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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, o6 C- ], m7 a. V3 j5 | SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR3 j( p R7 t8 _; S; \
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.7 |7 [+ Y) `' A9 X7 @
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`% K7 P; w) I' b# k THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU, x: ]! W- k$ X9 M; p5 {
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' V0 d7 r2 ]1 o2 j LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A" X* ~8 X# d( S; B! S
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