Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN' h4 A. X/ a$ i4 H
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0 Y5 t" P5 T" j+ Z; w WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.9 V' C# g% V; u6 w2 H" @3 h: j! r

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .5 x6 _" O: g3 K7 Y; {0 ^  N" _

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID." Q+ a% X- E; }1 }$ d' a8 N
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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2 o" j8 m! R; p' U1 M0 X A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.6 j/ r! r2 |4 O5 q4 c% N3 ]2 Z
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- a/ V9 A. x+ N: g$ B' T0 A THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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  h& G  U, r& N$ I* e WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,1 Y5 w5 G5 d1 K: Q- r
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6 [4 q8 S8 Z; z7 I! A* Z "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."/ g! i3 D5 I4 ^1 c2 D& l

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.1 T2 u6 i. W+ a' b) f3 \

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$ `9 a  i( X; d" l% Y0 D3 Z NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..4 e1 y* N6 ?3 t1 |& D: h8 s2 j
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. |  N4 |" z8 A' ~/ I2 i SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.( s- Z- c) W% R- `  y7 T8 ?- p5 q" A

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$ {* O# p4 J& K. Q6 J! ] THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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