Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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1 |2 [' ]9 w2 U7 O4 G THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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0 ~4 V/ t+ ^! \ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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5 f1 I7 h4 v9 q8 J  n3 N "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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1 Q3 H% M$ |& _) g A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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* f0 M. p( U4 K) y7 Y4 C8 r WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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5 ?* W) e* S# s* R2 `5 S+ y "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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* q4 U; l% U4 Y THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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3 A/ D7 M8 u' d# M( p9 x' F6 Y' ~* T SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


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0 J( x$ z& o* y. ]4 [1 ~" h6 y( q THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~