*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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! i. H7 D( K3 Q  r4 D4 q, w( W4 g'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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* w: ^6 s# W5 r2 j7 nThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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8 n. S: S# G/ X# \2 X'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
) g  u: f' n( S4 J+ w(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'

% ?2 [* A' `1 e. g" p6 H'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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  y' k  W& H4 l. S$ H/ }$ m- X8 gGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

# H, `( b7 a5 P1 x* x. w) ~$ t5 w' D'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
thanks for sharing

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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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