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0 w# m. W5 n5 @7 s'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 6 H. n8 T; I- o2 {! C
' v6 Q6 X' }4 X3 c'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'6 ]* V$ V$ R8 L
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
! d7 a! `$ K8 L: ]& V(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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5 R# z. G2 _7 t0 c i( ]3 M'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ( {$ R4 A2 l3 Z+ v0 [8 n9 C
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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