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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' $ |( o. M! a& j( o2 V$ p
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 2 Y) z2 g. t$ N$ f9 s- e
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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# X! ~9 `) H, a6 H6 F'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
* ]8 L" o" @5 {(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 9 _" c7 y( m4 H% c3 s- t
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. $ J+ x* ]* P+ `9 ~" x
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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# d" s$ O+ c/ y'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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