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" b" Z- a( j5 A'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' + a0 m7 F# |0 w; D8 }2 [
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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! P( }8 D4 P5 r- u) Q, V'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
( ^: G8 X1 R! } m' m(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 7 [3 E3 a5 m* i( c2 \3 j' Y
; ], t; s# t. K2 c2 GGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 4 n8 r3 }0 E; V, n
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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