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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. . X d. g* u* h) ~
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ( n/ H/ Q9 P- [: m f3 W8 J4 A
- H# x& C4 H, B; aThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 0 r3 R: o5 d. k/ G
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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( [- h1 m& `6 j! g) v% t% ]+ T'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
* J3 M* @2 j! z% j(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' # E, V3 g/ `' B- N/ X7 v8 p
1 \6 l3 n# v; @: M'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ) ]" F" V, @ W5 B2 U# q! }4 R% v
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 5 W- k7 I( Y u! L
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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