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0 m9 U. B. J# R$ p0 h" Y' N7 Z'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 5 I5 o5 @3 i3 Q# K+ U
4 q/ \; d5 W) K" S7 n! S$ [8 W! }The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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/ G: V: }" U: q3 u! _+ ?4 X'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'0 x8 n7 r* _7 J% s' X# i k7 V2 @% \) _
7 L7 ^1 ]! u, Z: V0 S8 @3 N4 M'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................4 M& ?) k* z( w" Q# q
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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2 N: ^! p% ?" I" U0 Q% H'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' . @' z) h- F' G' g2 \+ m& j
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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