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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ) a( h9 I# k2 z, \" f0 _
4 v! G- }5 e. \2 WThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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* Z* g2 {4 P6 o( J* ?3 I( r& p# \'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'" q+ n% |) g; A8 u6 T( y3 ~
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................... W& B2 a, _- O8 p
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 9 I! Z; h8 K- s5 n$ u
8 J3 n/ x3 P9 k% p8 D W. q$ TGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' # y- c+ f3 X. w
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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