 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
4 b, X+ j+ }) e. E) Q
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
1 w7 T' _5 F% T8 ]- x/ }3 l$ s# r. K% [* m3 g, ~$ E. a
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' # Q* x6 i# R- v4 g
2 J ^/ V f7 Q' O) i/ B
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
. { Q& x& G7 f; L9 `. ?# [8 T( h0 B) c* ~7 P
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................: Q7 r5 i7 m! k' F5 m5 R7 v
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' & q o4 t4 S% a) U8 |# m0 m
) p' t% s6 r0 K9 h$ J'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. + ^+ x4 Y; f; {0 Z, X4 @4 T
6 P, }) y2 S" W) c5 W E3 a; }Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
6 n" _+ _, q4 y# q0 F1 j! h& ]% M; m6 [4 U) d
'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-4-26 11:16
