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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. # G& C. U9 F* ?- A( e- @
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ; n( G/ Q/ T! e# H" e; J6 O8 N
4 D. S9 s5 Q8 C/ [The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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1 F7 g0 Z5 M. b# O8 Z' W/ F'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
0 F' j/ L' {4 U% [: i(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 1 U* D o& U/ ]- i/ V$ s- |
& \3 o/ u" Z& K- [* l+ R J5 `'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 1 x/ `' x0 [) V% s- s/ E% c2 S; R
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ; A2 [6 i; W6 R" l4 w3 V: h) w, t
5 `. s! S" [/ s: _. X1 B* p'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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