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7 n: W* t! l, I'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' & u9 ]4 Q- k! a2 W x
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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' i1 ~! L* v* A# X. g$ R'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'7 h% Z i5 m9 ?! B( P1 F
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
i: f, b/ S' l. |/ P0 @(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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3 o* Z+ V* C/ n$ ^9 b'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 7 F5 P1 V% L u5 n
$ {4 A. i- d# g9 a# w# C'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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