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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.6 `7 H) S3 R& V, b3 X$ y) M1 y
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. j: s: b8 h) b' w$ YIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: l9 O2 O& `' U5 d* t9 ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* L( p0 k) S5 `8 e
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! r$ y5 B% i2 l+ b4 \$ k2 YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 T" b+ A2 u; w8 }If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 K8 B/ w/ I# } p) X6 ?
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.$ u f& |- M4 p/ L% M8 u4 j
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If you cry, you're a wimp.6 L/ S: B2 ?! S
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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$ { d) ?' B, i. \# c/ }1 K4 b+ xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 t' P" d# t2 TIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 [3 c0 d$ A8 v4 z% CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( D9 ^: N- ^, E; {
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ J) C7 `$ g. \# I Q; ^+ R/ e
( `* U6 ^% Q- c& W9 GIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.! y% M) Y/ m5 V1 i
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 b5 f; L r6 t& o4 qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; |# v: Z0 J% ^% d. EIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& V3 p, b, \. F7 O0 BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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# e9 l4 @& M2 W- N. ]! ~If she has a headache, she's tired.
; ]. v( ?# a; i/ h* }1 QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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