Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" G6 o0 r% A; s( B/ V0 T, UIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

( n2 ?) [/ w! A) tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 }+ I( n3 E8 _" l) U# e; xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 K7 X; V- l1 t8 ?" UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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* r- I! x3 P7 q2 J: _# o. G4 t2 WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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1 p. f" w( J) ^& C9 Q3 a% wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 Y  v2 ^2 }& q3 f* cIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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( L' F* X, Q* d: Z/ e' H2 vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' \  [. H" e9 Q5 LIf you don't, you're a slob.

# m3 l  {9 l& K) t1 M9 GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

' O( O2 M* t" T5 Y6 ~5 T1 JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) O& p: M% k3 j  _9 F& }; KIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 Q# F7 ~4 B2 ?- u2 T% GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~