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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% f) D1 ^$ Z0 C+ V7 ]. B% X! S
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 u# P* i* E2 |2 ?6 jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.0 D, R( h6 f* ^8 E/ Q# s, d9 k. p
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 e7 l9 {: h% r" V1 q2 ]$ vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: P: E# @" l, g9 cIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 R' ?: e' _2 m' s! Z d- JIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.$ O9 r4 ?2 s1 C. a" {
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& `3 o" F9 a$ J6 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.- E- `) n# S- C
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.6 V k) R7 E8 z' U0 Q4 b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* A4 O/ s" W; C M& `( g( l$ o
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ W5 H# W' W# oIf you don't, you're a slob.% e/ Y: `- k6 j* a
# ^4 ~$ q/ c7 b* x, u" bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.( I% p0 d1 z0 F# `& G2 p
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& Y( `# t1 a1 V4 d. w, t+ GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 C* C- c1 K! m$ }0 m. n! \/ VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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9 Q. V8 i$ [# k* PIf she has a headache, she's tired.8 J: d7 C% V! h; X: }% l: W* l
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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