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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.- q0 q: k) }6 b& R* l9 i
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.9 l: ~1 ]8 {$ e9 m

/ y7 w! {8 f$ O) g# I& UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.& |' a, j5 _8 z% y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) E1 H$ M" Q  e; x: @
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' h- d( t/ \0 R& [* A, v
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.0 G  ~! P) v* J5 k/ {' v
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.  z3 A- b( s5 L, [5 @2 @6 Z

8 A$ i  S$ C7 u) WIf you cry, you're a wimp.- Q  _1 @0 c; z0 L" r
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 h% ^* m( x2 c; @+ r4 VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.7 \$ z8 Z  |  G5 z/ y
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- s, R; v! v3 h0 u2 YIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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  H( k' d6 l( j4 \1 Z2 wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' n1 Z* u: h, o7 ?
If you don't, you're a slob.5 F! N4 e$ O6 [

  V7 O+ j5 t# d7 y6 ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: Q. R* [; J) r9 y. a; g0 |( X% FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.) k, ?" u' _! g6 E1 a9 `7 D* C
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. b6 _+ w* _- a8 E' l
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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9 B3 K' M" C6 r( ^* K% v2 IIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% l0 K' P) H5 CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
/ }% G% R! k) O; xfeeling sorry for the guys~
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