Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' H" j* n& T. x. WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
  L3 w" }4 _8 v7 p: q0 W( iIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

+ Q! T% N& S/ \" b# VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 s, \) n! F2 n4 q/ B, ?/ t; a* ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 X, B  n* v  N8 EIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  s3 q. U, o6 I+ }9 O! \/ RIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ _' c# d* J3 iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* P, Q, u$ d: v  UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
, M( k. w) J( P' AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~