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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.+ y, L/ G: |; ^5 j1 I
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' H" j* n& T. x. WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.3 y0 ^. c* u- f. g) j, a% D6 T
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
  L3 w" }4 _8 v7 p: q0 W( iIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 X1 V( U, `6 o# f: y4 X! q
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 @/ P$ B& e7 j2 Y: l
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.' Z. n3 g3 r" _. W3 v

+ Q! T% N& S/ \" b# VIf you cry, you're a wimp.- H. L  t  D% m# H" C
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 s, \) n! F2 n4 q/ B, ?/ t; a* ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 X, B  n* v  N8 EIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.3 X/ M( [6 t! m3 H- _7 r
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. e/ L, C2 q% L, W2 y( E
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  s3 q. U, o6 I+ }9 O! \/ RIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." x! Z# c- V8 i7 n! \2 S8 I
If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ _' c# d* J3 iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* P, Q, u$ d: v  UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% @" Q; H' m- P) D
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
, M( k. w) J( P' AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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