Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

8 J) E  N$ j$ F9 y( O: AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

' o4 C; d# n& f# }3 RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, c6 x6 d7 }; L* kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* i" j& c% w1 `4 p1 G( W# w" W1 C, GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ M5 n: n( H) X. k6 Y, YIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 E0 m/ i" {" J% U& p* C7 L/ eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 E6 a' Z" y* wIf you don't, you're a slob.

6 c8 c8 m% X, S) ^4 RIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! \7 v! E& s4 b5 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

0 E' I+ K% P5 \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
3 Z' I& n% t% nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~