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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.5 {9 [1 Q0 P1 r2 r* w s( `
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# X$ s5 [& n6 r4 c5 O
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 e' }' D u0 w9 ]: }; W" k
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# F' {( t! [2 A$ {If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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' D7 B% P, j& O- V" qIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ _) r0 z' S, a& X6 ?If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.0 a4 v1 z5 H$ ?' G% j
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 ^5 M# B5 ~6 {+ qIf you don't, you're insensitive.. [( U( O( h0 t6 e; G
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ a% e; ^2 s8 s6 z* ^& y. hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) Y" w8 G, q& q: ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* r) j& A9 j6 Q5 E
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# \+ L1 F5 [2 W) C* P. I2 X6 ZIf you don't, you're a slob.
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8 J# L, c" m0 Z' o' F# {If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( T# g8 G* d- x# Y. E) }+ tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.9 P% y* Q1 ~* b6 E3 `+ G
; N3 i) C o/ ]2 _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- f- h# \2 {- T' F. l3 U/ s1 b gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.) Z# D' w3 K, X& p' y
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
0 g% }8 S' g zIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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