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4 \( S+ ?" C1 }5 p2 y( NIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% Y4 W7 L- d ]: ~% h( F) [
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.6 d6 m7 D7 i0 u5 v+ f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 x" c9 D; A! I. H6 DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ S* b% s9 X! W oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.& }" L) h3 P% `7 r; M% p
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.5 ?0 y+ l6 J, V. L
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If you cry, you're a wimp.6 b; ]4 g9 W2 G0 j$ R: ]. O3 p) ?
If you don't, you're insensitive.+ N' [) p u5 W$ [5 n- W
# j) c: T% {/ \If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ b- N; u! B0 X& H2 y1 E& y0 R6 PIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.2 o# w _: r' P# e1 @+ U* z: K# R! O
If she asks you, it's a favor.9 X+ C6 F' @) e% f% N
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 t4 J+ R* B' y* {! W) \4 G0 z7 u' v
If you don't, you're a slob. h4 R9 X( R$ I) @7 o, K
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
i1 M* i9 T# G) qIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& o8 V7 k/ ~2 FIf you're not, you're not ambitious.0 T5 c) d! L" q7 Q! \
0 A2 Z" s7 l; YIf she has a headache, she's tired.) R$ @$ [: E+ _6 L: [8 a, Z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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