 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! y- A9 K( a; W4 k8 @! bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# D- d) k: e9 p; r! }0 f
: g B# |6 n6 f* Y3 _& oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! M8 S2 c/ C% z, j
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 c1 c; [/ r5 g7 n8 a7 K) N6 ?# ^
4 G1 @7 Y& A3 ^! K5 ]% N' F4 PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% f7 W/ A& ^& @( b! Q
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
. k. M8 t8 N3 a9 D
4 s5 y( @0 p+ D5 q$ c- ^ m, \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 V! W$ X; S+ s$ T# D. u6 B( W0 |7 o, VIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
; o- g, ^+ u1 R9 [' ?$ a X) n: }/ i
If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 [* b! M$ [) D+ I1 a/ Y3 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
. f' b5 R5 b8 U, o5 g; w2 @6 S+ @! X) `6 i. r& |
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* A( h5 a9 z8 R( A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
) ~2 F+ J, L5 T1 B! l2 d5 ]8 v- _- f$ t' W
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( ~, M8 W: ?" _: h9 i0 Z
If she asks you, it's a favor.
7 r9 K0 m8 }; i9 y7 I1 I/ x- P% O9 T( `7 g& U
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.- [& |, @1 f, V( `! J
If you don't, you're a slob.
5 Y \/ Y; T$ ]6 i/ \8 i9 P7 i. ?
9 w+ B! e; s# a; qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something., K- t1 k$ F% J' d+ v
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
Q4 ? g! s1 I2 W: M" W
6 {, R% X% C8 Y U5 NIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.) m6 v* f" g" m& Y, L: i: N
If you're not, you're not ambitious." D: M# A3 c* v' o
2 ^" o) Z9 s; F7 z
If she has a headache, she's tired.
3 O! m- b7 X% C b. LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
|