Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 Q+ W' Z$ U' h- `0 f/ }) n6 P0 tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

8 w8 K- `3 r4 ]/ `& J- w, c; K! nIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

1 C: a, ^8 y  |: IIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

6 Y* w  ]% w9 XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

' v/ G) b2 F3 ~9 wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 B+ C; B& L8 Q. gIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 x  Q/ T+ L* `If she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 Y* @1 |' {+ c1 R: S6 kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 P# K7 b9 M( T& S- p& PIf you don't, you're a slob.

6 [3 c9 g3 z& l7 w" wIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 |. Y  C1 b" w5 G; T9 s. m# h% ~! {If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~