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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ O4 _  q, g% g2 g/ bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ T/ G' T4 @. o8 MIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* {0 N( P" u, @$ U0 ?0 [1 |( u# AIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: ?7 h# A. X  c0 y. J, u5 \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.$ }$ V' ?8 @7 H% K
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 \, r. o' _4 i0 y. J# C/ qIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! K" q. D- ^. {4 H% Q
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; e3 s' }8 u9 w  f- a2 Y3 _
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 S8 j% L& J7 e+ V1 {( L8 FIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.: p& I5 Y" b" P' J6 S* Z2 w; Q4 {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' s  c* v# f( g5 p& X" S7 a/ yIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 ^. b6 Z5 J7 I8 P# \7 B
If she asks you, it's a favor.2 i" y: t: G8 `

0 g4 o' B0 J% p/ HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ E9 K$ j6 V$ J) A' N6 |6 S' P
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.) E+ T' d6 Z; k4 q% F
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 S+ o9 |- r$ ~7 ?& a

. ~3 |4 u) K& w( H/ u# d9 p0 G8 KIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ w$ z5 t$ v0 u: C  ]/ y# H
If you're not, you're not ambitious.) m# T3 P" ?! j

, b, _$ A- x" y2 ]+ C  b& gIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! R/ g: |" A6 Q8 K3 G9 \' bIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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