Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) C- z3 y* H  o$ T2 ~6 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ u3 W8 `* m/ GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

9 \) l0 |# S$ |( s) [If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  v6 _; J8 y9 oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; m$ V, E1 l9 h& _$ m4 }. GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

, {7 R4 `) B8 J0 y7 uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' n  c) ^7 I7 I/ b7 {. tIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 m; L* |4 j1 _5 zIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. D' j& k, K, I) z; b, T6 m* JIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) v5 u0 u0 i1 `" [" h/ @3 zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
' e# u' \* q* p$ s5 t1 i2 Nfeeling sorry for the guys~