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3 }' H8 y) H7 `( R" h/ x' \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 t+ p; J. j& Q: v, s4 N
$ A! O) P) k2 v) Z% Z- h" Q5 I; bIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 ]+ X+ \1 Z6 z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." w7 ~# M* D0 l7 }
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% `( U2 Y: I& p- DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* q( V5 W, T. d5 h& M
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 k; R: b. F" T [5 R4 }
7 {, f0 w, C9 n; a6 ~8 v" zIf you cry, you're a wimp.' |" E! L/ D. F2 e$ h# W
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 l- I7 n6 I2 p( m4 ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
@3 s' w- \- J0 r& ?If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. Q0 ?* ^; E3 @3 R4 y
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.9 u8 ^* o) s! F0 K B
If you don't, you're a slob.
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$ s' z9 T Q( r8 B* D5 eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.! n9 D; C4 ^! G( S; j Z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.# r) |7 H9 s8 A
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( Q# L# ^5 g' A. KIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.' a) @, Y$ D, N( v8 H
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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