Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

6 k' V" e+ |6 L5 J7 I6 ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 I+ f( X4 r! b' dIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' |9 G' e% l" P% i* @/ f& dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. b. g7 V% l1 z3 c" i2 {5 VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; r% A' D) P0 H* CIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* j+ @' E) }- p( _& GIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, M: u- l4 V. Z* J6 ZIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

9 j/ r1 K* q; D/ s, [4 v. A' JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

1 N) |2 F' o5 U( uIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~