Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  T$ \0 I7 T* qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 Y+ f2 p9 N1 p) i" f8 [If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% m; E: u3 _" I# SIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

) S1 z4 [$ o9 f: I; Q+ }5 PIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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4 o+ u: q: z- p; c. _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( u: u; X9 u$ @) q; Z! TIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 s$ E2 G% c5 ~7 v* Z* y, FIf you don't, you're a slob.

, `; `- R. \+ [' c- H4 YIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( n! t& ^! X1 @; VIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

, A2 @3 u8 z; M1 IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ F9 \: H: j% ~  M* H$ Y0 ?' qIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

- [% G3 |4 [! }# A. z/ c* WIf she has a headache, she's tired.
9 x. I: z- }+ ~8 x7 eIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~