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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ A Z6 R6 o" _0 d$ f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" X% m2 V6 m- Q" ?- f3 [7 w# c% UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 q/ H6 A5 e: f' z1 X% o" f: a; I+ QIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! E% b3 i4 j0 ?If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: R5 m/ ~0 Y5 \5 x& b6 f$ xIf you cry, you're a wimp.1 W7 z+ m* } s+ s& B+ }6 S
If you don't, you're insensitive.& @) N6 C2 ^7 {
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 Y2 ?' V* J7 F ~3 P1 z+ ~4 I: o; K
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ ~. {5 a0 e& q) xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. o- x8 _! {' b: {0 I' o% r+ ]If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." Z# W: C, m, N+ l
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' B! d3 u- {: \, RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 p; G) @3 r& U: E. M) iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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- O. m+ j2 G7 [9 O# E( MIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! O# ^* g! X2 D- P9 Q& ~7 B/ j& F4 }" IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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