Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

) n5 _. E3 E$ S; q( X3 EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. a& C. e7 M7 t  qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

6 a6 ~, e0 L  J7 X) j. ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' s* Q2 m- |4 M* @2 Z- _If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* \* B6 N; W- b" Z# l' t5 Y/ FIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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) S# h3 Q9 E2 W0 h" VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( h9 w) g5 Z4 O8 r$ nIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 U# P  C$ U  A* S1 B# `8 z% G: VIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; ^2 R( k$ j. h# yIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~