Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- _" W6 \( A+ hIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# a* G2 g; m. a# q/ ?  g( FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

! Z/ [- p! R% Q& dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 u; k7 d' J+ z2 E( ~& GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

; u2 ]( R. e" z4 `2 KIf you cry, you're a wimp.
$ T# j" \3 i' F1 C* g- H! w9 ]* b- eIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% s+ W6 ?' g0 H) N) Z$ K! HIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

3 V6 n& r6 Q! b" W+ x5 J. G, E6 e: ^, V' BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 ]$ f4 }# E2 Y. EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~