Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ \( B0 R. X: |3 a- [! XIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 A$ `) ^1 I- f6 vIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: c+ n: q; b" V  f0 o# y. oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, y1 S/ R2 q- NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- k9 Z4 A+ d- R5 \If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

8 W' ?9 o. ]% p9 WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 N8 [) n5 }& DIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! ?. {0 F& D% `5 T" B+ jIf she asks you, it's a favor.

, E+ H5 b5 C" ^. f6 k2 v, |If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 z2 y( k+ G& ~  D9 r$ IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~