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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.4 Z8 W- ?2 h/ x/ ]
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.+ G- F1 ?2 ~  w9 t
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 g( p1 g9 X$ u! e+ W, NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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; N# i& W+ Q; e: c. eIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 W( e) ]9 p- k5 DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) @$ x" k7 ?, _

, c. T/ G' p: w8 J) e2 AIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& h4 Y3 s( x) a5 j& ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.) E) b) B: s! P& f# h  p
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% \4 i# D+ M0 c; _If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( C8 t# B# A! B$ D! F3 NIf she asks you, it's a favor.% C* D4 C/ k3 Z1 K8 F& T  Y" h& G

+ p# K% [0 X# s/ g0 RIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! Y3 d5 e& C/ Q& i) M; A2 W4 vIf you don't, you're a slob.: m7 E$ v+ z! s

5 }" o2 T1 i6 U; b* e/ wIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 c, l6 h9 M: A% _& U. EIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. Z$ }# ~; ]! `1 D1 C! `. d. C- e$ @
If you're not, you're not ambitious.' K9 N+ u! x/ z, t* o

2 Q0 g: R' p# C) D- u$ JIf she has a headache, she's tired.& W$ G. n7 [4 J. {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
, p" ~) |8 w, d8 J) l5 G+ Pfeeling sorry for the guys~
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