Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  g7 {: ?8 k0 F( B" }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: U# M5 c/ x5 @6 O  |9 @If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) D* Q" c! X6 Z0 ?5 W$ MIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 p2 A2 g5 o* R: D3 L2 |# V" d9 I& ]& yIf you cry, you're a wimp.
: i6 J  e7 L5 ]6 t8 c* oIf you don't, you're insensitive.

& }3 a  `4 r9 N; [  PIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

4 w, |4 V. M8 ?) j5 p$ Z! O9 vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" w9 I9 C' W% ?# ~9 I3 O3 t- _If she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 H; e/ |$ U4 m: p: q: jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* I2 v& K8 F; ~6 {! T3 q- _If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; A7 O; v) l9 h0 |$ _; Y) p  e  U( HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 |$ V9 c' D9 s3 O- v! MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
& I. t+ f; g: h# `2 o- ^feeling sorry for the guys~