Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: o+ T$ g, S0 {8 K9 j- X0 K( UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# T* ?% }' u3 U5 \, i  y+ KIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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5 E( i+ H: T! z, ?. |- X' X. N) MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, ^& h1 M' B& l2 k; d8 XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& {) [2 {! E( W  ^If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* U5 [9 v) _" l7 e( bIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ d+ W" w' j% t- bIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, s: Z) ]" q2 WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ n! o1 n5 I, R: |6 OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

( f0 D* s! }8 W) g6 \If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( H6 J7 X) W" G# \) Hfeeling sorry for the guys~