Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 X. I+ B  v) N/ Q# p0 tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 N- {. B8 F1 m4 g" R/ L3 @If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% K3 m2 J- c* E* ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& Y# B! j; |$ W  G7 ^6 a) V* n" RIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

! u" h4 N- ]( D7 T, I- y( E5 z8 JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

  v* ~3 j6 k+ b  Q. s6 u: {' GIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* C2 r6 G1 b2 P' P) i- G5 iIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( @/ z, u, ^4 c7 X) F: I# \If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

) Z, `" C+ x, wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 ~9 p1 Y' \8 |If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~