Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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6 j, i# W  E9 s% }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 O4 w( P) D6 I  pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

1 s3 K0 r8 Q% v2 W+ _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

( s" H  V4 p9 |' g3 K5 ]' _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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  b0 [% C+ k3 e0 u( U9 qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 {: c/ k/ |$ EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

$ Q- [5 J" B5 |8 {, f1 eIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. O9 g! q! z; W! Y. E- w1 zIf she has a headache, she's tired.
3 ]+ S  w3 S6 R8 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~