Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 {* D$ `  V" O* \  a9 ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  q. S# F% y  {, L. B6 CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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; k+ H, G% i4 V0 B0 p6 {+ l( EIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 ^. |( }% W2 E, o' `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

* s$ x( M8 F2 G3 e% xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# t6 y7 ]3 S9 G/ d- ?8 oIf she asks you, it's a favor.

; [" x' ^4 T& B8 `, ^. O. m  E: {If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& q/ L! @, W  UIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# Q+ h$ x0 p" _% kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* J9 w6 `. v* A6 G' Q( E2 D& p$ BIf she has a headache, she's tired.
, F8 h4 t+ Q0 d; a/ B& rIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
/ F9 _4 q; t1 }) Pfeeling sorry for the guys~