Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ n0 L9 {$ M  b( \$ ~- OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

" _; H6 [* H: R1 t# h. fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ Y" W) K4 m; a; S& L' L; oIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ o- `6 g- i- h3 |If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- j! R- U3 t! FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 y) E, \; ~5 J2 k# _If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% p4 z8 m! \+ @, N+ NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; Q+ R! B' X0 HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 |/ ]: S9 E+ s; I* pIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~