Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 M8 }1 p' I, B' WIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 S& o4 o5 r+ e2 T9 O1 T3 [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ R; N- C5 ~# T. X9 gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( [# X& S9 o" |7 ^5 e7 oIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 @5 L; r5 h- h$ pIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! D! y5 C# @2 G$ Z3 aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
$ C' K6 Y+ x: _7 QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
1 _" U* D5 {% l% T( H+ Q/ R/ _feeling sorry for the guys~