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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( m7 ?- v: a% b7 ~  Q) H( jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 `$ Q0 n( |1 E2 E4 d5 k' eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.  b1 g$ S4 B7 G! u
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ H9 b; x& V9 V0 q4 FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* q  X+ d" Y3 N6 K3 U& R: P/ y$ f
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.: E7 a" ]% D5 @2 F- K
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: h2 A% X3 ~3 \% qIf you cry, you're a wimp.
, V; W# K$ L- a# T) ~- a+ W7 {If you don't, you're insensitive.: M& s+ X2 a4 t! A$ k, b

- \8 J& c$ D9 L# i: E1 YIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.  p% d  T6 ?' C1 l$ I, q7 R
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) ^8 d# }: M7 Z  R) R3 c  ?If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: q1 \1 H" ]& M/ W* O+ R2 TIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 K  J$ I: @3 t3 @) j+ TIf you don't, you're a slob.9 ~% a" q( u8 s# h7 W
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 c  T3 a7 j1 |9 eIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.) V8 i) S% I4 \7 v. P
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& \8 C7 a7 C$ F- {' z) J9 T0 T1 oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.5 w1 j/ J) d) q1 y4 j$ Q8 R6 `

, S) Y- {# y- U: MIf she has a headache, she's tired.7 [6 X6 z. @  P/ m1 L6 N1 {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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