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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 M; c. b  n, D, X  tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) @+ d9 P1 I3 S. F( D. x9 m  M

6 G$ A, W0 \- d- x5 V) ^2 Q) EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* \: @4 \8 ^# q, |' P  H& D. T$ n
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.0 j) y7 T. O7 \' l2 G" q
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: X) p5 L. ^0 }# Y( CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& w8 y' N- D4 E; X% L

% P% d  V0 R, h& ~, |7 K3 Y, _! }If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 x% t( y- {0 O5 {( i+ P- `' uIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.# v( d0 h3 `- t
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If you cry, you're a wimp.6 V. x* _% l4 H& f
If you don't, you're insensitive.4 N, K; Q6 H+ ^3 k( M

, _" @1 B+ _& h6 ]4 N: i3 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% z, J4 ~8 r, \; z- \6 ~: E0 P7 aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) ]7 T  u: s; N7 c4 D) T+ c

: P& B; _+ R8 g1 Q. _# qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.& |6 p: i3 h. {' A% _; G% z
If she asks you, it's a favor.' T& X' Z5 i4 k8 P

" v% Y/ h2 M% t, k' AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% F4 p+ }+ V. y. F6 vIf you don't, you're a slob.3 N7 T- _1 ~" i8 e  b$ _
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" |0 ^8 A: r7 IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 o* s! O: W% b3 U; \) ]8 L

8 s$ m$ J1 p0 RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% X# i1 {; A4 f( h" R. w5 B
If you're not, you're not ambitious.2 n! Y' i1 t  B6 _& h
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If she has a headache, she's tired.% q4 V  r5 ]1 u( H8 A
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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