Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 [" f" d/ O& u) z6 C2 XIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

# ^3 b$ T% [. D  Z+ j+ vIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 \7 A+ k7 q% |1 [- Q; K1 BIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

9 A7 s) A& r8 ~- j* @, GIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 ^) R' X! Q8 r5 `' @- I1 w# UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 y: H: |+ o) d* x: M1 v" o! PIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

, i6 S. ~) {  k; m8 J% {' ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) i2 A3 L& Y: yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

/ G/ V7 V$ g( @" WIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ `; ?: \5 j1 t6 Q7 s: _, WIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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) I1 e8 `" a# R3 R5 s$ L0 j6 lIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ x& U% K5 E  C5 @If you don't, you're a slob.
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: \  ~, w; |$ E; `1 xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

3 y- `" s8 z# `, Z2 m( k- G' N% u4 v3 xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( ^, k5 f. p# u# N  B) U: uIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
- j! J. y) [' ]" _# A% E7 nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
6 N# q$ D( u, A6 M% K5 Ffeeling sorry for the guys~