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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her." M5 D3 P* w* m
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 ~( q- G4 M7 \6 P: [2 k% {' L

3 @, _# A  \' J; R+ _! C2 _% oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& F; w/ X* }+ j1 U, V+ zIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 e* x& j/ s4 V
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.# U1 b  }, v% A& n8 I* A

9 c6 I; E4 F4 z  E! G. U$ zIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* x- I7 [4 i/ x7 e  j7 \) c9 QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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- T4 R+ M$ w% ?. d; I! q" OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 J* |% a2 q9 ]If you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 R3 g& j! v( S3 L/ A# F0 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 f7 c1 `. ?) D: ^0 ?) V$ kIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 ?# L: W! B: u9 D! K
If she asks you, it's a favor.1 i) q5 |$ L- x; ^( E

/ s, j: m  Y! @) j- NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, F+ |# X3 x. s& n0 w2 cIf you don't, you're a slob.% i3 p2 F( N/ g4 O* `* o
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.) X* c. S& O7 D6 }/ P( e
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. ^3 y& e% l' t0 v
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 E3 v& t  M! G4 Q6 _! H  W+ u
If you're not, you're not ambitious.0 \! G& |- v% A$ c5 u( A
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If she has a headache, she's tired.7 k$ X, |6 J: f* Q% j
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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