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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ ]: x- n& o2 { }3 L' kIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) ~0 L' P" w. a& D9 {& r
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ o: k' z* [( R9 J# R5 ]/ z& @( f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.+ J2 x0 B" k+ e! D( m: ~9 s( M
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.* ~4 ]: o1 f0 q& @
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; A/ B9 M# K lIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, @. v1 l' n4 S% D# z! QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 o0 X! I. V, ]% B
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
% `# ~. d8 R# o& Q0 z" FIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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4 y! x1 F3 c6 {. A- k8 y8 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, `/ B4 Q1 b( b+ {9 \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! E5 l* Y& D( |4 I1 v7 r; W
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" [7 u- Z$ U1 E# [: d" O/ O% wIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. k1 t* C0 u7 t* c
If you don't, you're a slob. {4 G+ a+ y- \. W/ |0 I
9 q" q& U/ Q! O& N6 fIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.; Z% G3 g9 ?, v
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 `5 \( u9 h7 F
+ w) M2 K6 E1 y% V: h" [; r, eIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 K* {" ]3 Z% V( t8 T8 oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.3 }. }+ S6 b: T! w4 |( S
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If she has a headache, she's tired.$ H7 j% b) N) _0 h1 [: {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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