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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ c) h) m2 y5 b! t" ?; ^, d7 cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 H& P1 s. r$ k+ W
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.7 |) \1 ]( j+ U. p  w/ K

! o8 K$ T* q. x  H2 w; {0 jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* D% @9 a8 v8 N3 H2 RIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ p0 L3 y0 q' `3 ?2 k( p$ m; sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ L! V0 _) {" a; cIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.5 c1 N; [  N0 z" r8 a3 |& Y; y+ Y
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
# y* n7 i  @; m0 @7 EIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 r0 I) _' \# l& k" ]" c, ~0 \If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 D( r7 B7 x% k8 [& u2 [( l
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.  F6 B: a& A, m7 f4 @$ `

5 R: N) ~- }0 O3 s9 a! oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 l3 |1 c+ t$ t  r# @! k- w
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' ?! ^; X& o- q& e0 P+ O
If you don't, you're a slob.
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; U& }. A) G3 \/ z* ?$ e7 u' GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, Y% O! X) a  q' k# ]5 f2 Q( oIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.' `5 A2 ]( p% x: }. x
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 }1 H5 i9 k, bIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
5 B: y  k, q) M% l, }  U' Yfeeling sorry for the guys~
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