Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 Z' q" G( u/ q6 ^8 XIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ L3 {" X+ R: e9 w* jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 k- @1 ]) e( [0 F: lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

' d5 ?( ^0 _& o7 A  z9 `( w8 p6 b. AIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 A! H. |$ G- K! X* OIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
  c; @( k1 e% u5 X" aIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 y, l, ~0 `# |7 Z" F% S( }/ T5 QIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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- f. p6 Q( m& g+ ?( zIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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0 _2 _% Z9 j' K) h& x* C0 RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- z, K. z$ J* C, J8 m( [, aIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; t2 C6 @2 q( n6 @If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 E& \3 {" \0 ?: p1 U- k* E/ ffeeling sorry for the guys~