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: A1 S( B& {; J/ _$ Q& @8 h C. fIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 H% I. B8 v" y, c
# k1 Q3 W0 g6 X/ r. H( @! `; }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& d" n- d* j# h9 D0 e! N9 |If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, q# h0 D& U/ l! G0 \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 t- e( ?/ e/ s, R; m2 W
- A$ x4 t4 r Q: z% QIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 N4 f9 }! z" ]2 HIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.0 u7 B& c* j5 {7 b* ]8 m$ f4 }
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 `$ r; j7 P2 IIf you don't, you're insensitive./ x3 u! u( h' H, v0 M; j# M
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) p7 H4 _$ Y; N# L' I% w3 Z+ \
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.7 J/ i+ ^! l0 b8 X+ N
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 O v }- S+ l5 Z. yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 z) M/ W; f, X% s% F mIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.' i% ^" Q% u1 Y W; H! L
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ A7 n2 f7 {4 m x( g3 |If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; _" n- \7 n7 @2 T7 M# y) c& n) B
If you're not, you're not ambitious.( x, n- ], ]1 D1 a* P' M4 U
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If she has a headache, she's tired.% `: W) _7 u' Q, M! u- A5 O
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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