Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 `' z: s. U$ H" |  X/ L; iIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 w3 R1 E; o7 q% F9 mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 h: y4 o3 ?4 X" kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 U- N6 O/ H3 Q* T+ J0 xIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

& T+ K5 Z% `- ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% Z# s/ {9 S# S" p, q/ i" M4 c' ~If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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# B  L$ k; d; l. P2 PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" p( c  z2 i! o" JIf you don't, you're a slob.

; y! A; g( k0 a  s8 `+ t& m" j& IIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 h% x/ k+ W" I, h4 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. P. T6 Y, f% ^  i. rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 ]! s! f  {1 J# lIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ w* I* S/ }$ f5 n2 E# P' L4 lfeeling sorry for the guys~