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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! I7 I3 V- {/ x/ ^. R! n# ~( SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ D/ k( d0 \* \/ t4 Z: p, H
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- G0 @8 J) ^6 V @# ]If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. J) v; { K" @1 [' YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity." z# B4 i# U: v4 J
$ k) r) |" t6 F. P$ ^( S9 G2 RIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) }2 C* t' b* R" AIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference. E, `. n7 T7 ^2 o
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If you cry, you're a wimp.- D9 K- K6 @/ ?: q6 s
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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" n! S6 Z! c& g4 Z) mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 k" a6 W' I! r) ] N$ {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman., k, [' z! `+ j+ Q9 Z% A: P0 ?+ I
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& }0 Z) c" @2 ~If she asks you, it's a favor.( f" H9 v! k, F7 N1 b
- u1 b9 I+ Q+ g! Q/ kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.9 [! L9 F2 }; N7 @
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
F! B- M1 D ~; X$ z5 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.' \$ k- `7 I" e! u$ [, {8 m
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; N" y/ M8 f2 @) Z5 h! K/ i, G" v' |, Z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.6 U4 a/ v$ Y% f; A
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If she has a headache, she's tired.: R0 m& v- S: @! k8 X% B
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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