Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' U0 s$ ?/ S& x( s9 c5 KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& r+ t+ j  K# L3 A: hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

' r' o4 d) @4 ]1 TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 y; x4 z8 [$ t1 h2 |$ b8 ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
  }. u8 D$ @! _) L( M8 sIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ h. P. Y9 x8 J" uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' T+ ?+ w! I. Z, qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

9 L& [% e* D* DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 \9 `" [% K: OIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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4 {- I( z+ R2 f6 AIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' t6 ~! C0 G5 _0 yIf she has a headache, she's tired.
$ m3 Z  G" Z% x# W$ [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~