Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
5 Q% F" _# k) w5 G+ q1 lIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

, Q2 ]! k5 B: B2 ^6 f8 [6 M! oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 Q8 J" c2 X. Y% ^5 cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 E' W$ X, e8 h' L* Y0 C  e* DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

; a6 L' `" K: h( jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

$ N3 I3 T& W) j/ U, FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 ~, @: Y/ z1 d/ XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

) X( R( v6 D: }" B. L2 u7 YIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# w7 s- {) p8 E& i+ UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 ]7 z; R! o% K. o) _+ VIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 Z' s2 ~, C5 l. V: n7 {  fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
* b3 T2 k* J9 r$ y3 n, S# R" E" QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ A7 H9 W; Y2 M! j$ W, f3 `feeling sorry for the guys~