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: ]: C+ z2 K' `9 d8 @/ gIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., W+ B7 O4 B6 q, f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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$ q/ z! c# E1 A$ m* p& f& `% n( ~- OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. C" {* D8 l$ s$ t& i0 D6 m
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' C6 w$ Z2 r, \
5 K& @2 x+ U7 k5 N6 Y$ _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 c v: m5 C: I, p4 u; \. N4 M
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 S/ Y7 H$ ^% T( O2 a
8 ^7 D& U2 [4 {: ^' n# pIf you cry, you're a wimp.8 ]: D( G- u5 g1 g. o
If you don't, you're insensitive.2 {$ ^1 y3 i6 T# X! [
4 D; N4 ?- I: J0 v3 x8 C( iIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' s' r$ y- X6 o2 k, }
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ Y! K) y( y/ d0 B2 Y* @
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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2 A7 h) e# B$ A& q/ HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& ~2 V% p6 j) n' `) b$ o
If you don't, you're a slob.
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% z0 o; j9 O' g0 ?0 I. [If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ e/ B. [+ ^! p8 i0 M GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.5 ~2 t4 |* d. Z! J( y2 M
1 i2 ?, [0 R+ LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 [ k) m. K/ M L
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 E8 i5 n* |: @! b! E/ t. fIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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