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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. W+ _! |9 e- k" m# L- R
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) u1 K& Y0 c6 Y# ]8 _4 f& S9 |( h
7 H: g% H2 Z1 c% {1 yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. w, w6 r4 x( h/ X* A8 c& t( H
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 N! u9 y ~% r
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- E9 a: k: S! V7 U* g; f( EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- v5 d& ?1 J% K ^7 ^. U5 i: tIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.: q, U7 T0 K7 m! r
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. s0 g( L- G4 ?$ p5 G
* @6 B }0 J9 B- ]If you cry, you're a wimp.6 _/ O3 L2 w, d' | n9 D7 m
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 O8 b( ?; z% Q4 j: m* T rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ |& `+ r: f K! e% Q
) a) _/ l% b- y YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.- r9 h' S' I5 y5 D4 z0 z2 r. w2 p- f
If she asks you, it's a favor." ?2 Z: h; r! j$ [
2 ^8 N0 k7 @0 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.- U/ I. U6 g" Q/ o) z
If you don't, you're a slob.( I5 j. q# Q" v$ G/ i
5 ~5 Y1 E3 Z" _& tIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 I5 B$ [$ B( e9 V% t5 E
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.; r0 H7 v5 X, v, W& ~2 d, c
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 q& Y, P9 J( {) w6 G% k' Y# UIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired." H; R) P! n" ?0 R8 ^
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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