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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.- X& b7 E& I$ j! \( t3 l
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.9 u5 ~( K) ~4 l" O
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: R6 u# C/ P2 l: g) aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* f5 v3 T+ f: r3 ]1 [" t ]If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 @0 N* ?, y& e# MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
C4 ]2 n- h4 q/ _9 @) EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ v1 L. o- K4 y5 B8 E
( L+ G3 V) U: {/ G; L9 {% y" |If you cry, you're a wimp.. r' I* A4 \; z/ B [5 b0 ^
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 d% x' t7 W& y. Z' ]
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) y" D& x* i* E" |, A$ C) ZIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ e3 F' h K( \( E: yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. @ _( B9 }7 }0 S `1 d+ QIf you don't, you're a slob.& K* k# P/ N( W& g
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& R: X; l; E6 X/ C3 ~" t5 {1 }
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 m* C$ R1 ]5 b2 ~- _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ M8 h% ]( I0 d- S/ Z3 x
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( ?* O/ m% H: ~1 ?$ eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
; g2 F4 Y1 X% F) I# BIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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