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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 c/ @& m; F) IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.9 ^: B7 _) C7 f4 n8 g) y9 [. y
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 d* G, N$ q8 i4 U0 `1 h4 K' [. N+ rIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) q3 L4 ?3 i4 N1 {
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, \0 w  I' E( H, Y1 D& E* a0 d% gIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 o9 o; {3 p8 o3 t6 bIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.% {- ^1 m9 _- ?$ Z5 f/ H& Q( I$ A* X
If you don't, you're insensitive.8 d, u8 [- ^* q  o$ n
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ ^! R2 h& O% Z% Q5 V0 lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. J$ b  q& t0 c' y/ {/ C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.) ~6 s+ v$ m: a5 O- ?
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% n3 B  E! ?5 }- F( l  }If you don't, you're a slob.
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" t' F  q& C' ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ P5 E6 y5 W" a8 W; M0 \0 G4 J7 HIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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) p  I8 M& c3 }+ N. R& v& D/ kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) K3 t+ [/ X/ U$ m. t: ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( j/ j" d6 J% O3 Q% o# f4 ]7 gIf she has a headache, she's tired.
* m9 O+ q& {* i) E0 }3 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
1 P) j$ Z2 P3 ^feeling sorry for the guys~
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