Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- B; _3 l$ ~# u) `1 \+ D* AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 z0 |2 l. f1 EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ g! H0 S! g5 q; h1 ?. E  \If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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! Y! S! ]& T5 y4 v, P$ j0 BIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ [$ b; I2 Y1 ~+ R: K  d# YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

5 z) Z) e' h2 g  @% U6 v9 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* e1 I3 m( {$ ]0 |* K$ V$ k9 ^If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 x  C2 C7 o" JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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8 i6 H( _5 m5 w4 @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~