Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ O4 _  q, g% g2 g/ bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ T/ G' T4 @. o8 MIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* {0 N( P" u, @$ U0 ?0 [1 |( u# AIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: ?7 h# A. X  c0 y. J, u5 \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 \, r. o' _4 i0 y. J# C/ qIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 S8 j% L& J7 e+ V1 {( L8 FIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' s  c* v# f( g5 p& X" S7 a/ yIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

0 g4 o' B0 J% p/ HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. ~3 |4 u) K& w( H/ u# d9 p0 G8 KIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

, b, _$ A- x" y2 ]+ C  b& gIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! R/ g: |" A6 Q8 K3 G9 \' bIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~