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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& ?+ W  @+ ~9 t; wIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! w- w. }3 x( Y$ R4 k" `

0 C2 W, a9 g: ~" f6 ~# @) WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% h  H& C! [/ o; N* A9 ]* R  }, O
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 K% v# }0 }( {% b: t2 w8 E! ]
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, ~$ Y( f; l. E. |: P* xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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( ^- U$ j/ o4 r3 F  CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment./ P+ q/ ^$ l/ Z6 \7 k# d! d
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 a1 J5 d6 y& m. X( n5 HIf you don't, you're insensitive.  Z. j$ F8 `. F, G5 ?  k; K

9 m7 d6 r+ I' @1 l: \. qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, R0 `; p9 ?1 x% |. pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- Q0 g7 \3 Q2 q- L1 }0 E& P6 w7 t6 o3 `* \

: Y  Z+ e3 V7 gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* X; w; j4 U$ ^5 {) ~4 ]If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ _( d6 D- \+ h9 Z. P$ u# \# K
If you don't, you're a slob.
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' d( H, ]+ \& K5 W# L  s' w* C% \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 h: L# P- D4 u: }. T  C+ LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.! m* D/ g4 i- G( b; v& H1 ~

' G+ Q3 ^8 h0 BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 e$ n" }0 O' |' c7 H4 l
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired." z& J8 i9 d% i! B3 ?5 h
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~8 R. J% @4 ~+ x. X, \
feeling sorry for the guys~
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