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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) [: t. F4 O# o' a: x1 ~
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 o8 p+ ]- U& W2 t: z9 M

" B. h6 d% s5 G) R) ^: yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) ~  F+ J6 M0 u) z6 bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ ]0 ~  s6 M! |; [% kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* A3 f  W) k6 c5 c7 N- B. C8 p
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! w, P, P: m4 S3 I* q7 J5 R2 MIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 `" \$ ]9 \( ?  b8 J

' X$ j5 j. U: u* SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" A4 Y, |7 W# O1 D+ p/ W4 TIf you don't, you're insensitive.: x0 D+ b' T5 U/ Y1 P

) J' M- b5 d& h; O1 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 l8 D9 N3 C- A3 {2 e% q3 |; G8 _If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, F) m* L  a  GIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.  G; d. E" n3 x6 j
If you don't, you're a slob.2 x/ o5 H6 ?+ E0 i1 X! ]& }- C
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.! F- n6 U$ c3 b- S
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.* M5 P8 X" W, F* Q
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 R7 N! ]+ q; s  e& y, yIf you're not, you're not ambitious." M$ `. ~+ [1 t8 o) C2 t; ~4 V& K9 G
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
( m% `( ]1 m) T% u! q, BIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
3 u# m( b0 B. t/ J1 S' [2 S6 Q7 dfeeling sorry for the guys~
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