Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" |: x" {+ s& j( [5 j. k8 X3 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& `  N( z" v- |/ M, l  o4 C9 SIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 n+ Y9 E2 J) Z* TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

( ~3 \$ a% h( H( g+ b- PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 [4 }; G4 m* \2 `7 j# ZIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: Q5 g, Q/ H2 o4 bIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ K* G) h+ e* e: S; c# u5 `If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% d7 i$ b/ f; S! y* dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 ^" k1 P2 p1 U2 B% m$ gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

8 D5 B* F% }0 W0 MIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( f# @) {$ _5 W: k" _! ?4 |$ DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~