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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. r i6 O+ |8 G/ x0 HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- _( N* f* N: r- C. K& d7 R& wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." u, @' t3 ~% b; N
" g) ]) x; j0 E; i- gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 I" B( J0 S N0 qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 `0 G$ A: H7 b! D6 vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.- k( [+ f+ h. v4 o: L
4 W- H6 M7 `, [4 dIf you cry, you're a wimp.
( ^) Z! q6 g# \& C+ N1 n# RIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% M+ \# ?; u( d* z" R* SIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.2 ]7 ?% f2 y7 L* E- n# ?7 u5 ?8 \
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 ]( Y* X' h3 _) u/ |* }# e( u$ [If she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 @0 c' E2 `. Y& c' BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" @. `! p# d" EIf you don't, you're a slob.+ T p3 h! D- X9 d/ G
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& `9 R/ }- [& G# H- rIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.; N9 E. K6 u# g4 O# ^! \4 u
; i# G( q/ [/ p- wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: U9 b8 B" N1 j% B7 n/ `# [6 _
If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 d. ?( w/ C) c# i; {
( U) v; t( m" H) t& u4 {3 R, t# \If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ J9 L" s* v! h* I' NIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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