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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.5 V+ l1 F8 n% l. w% z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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" A# {5 m1 h2 E* ~. X$ mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.8 b' Y$ K( d. S: l" e- v, X
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' R/ r, W2 M, ~
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# P: M  @( Q+ o6 k* G0 [% z: e8 ~' `
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 I( d7 I* `. G% C3 h+ Q% c
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 W& E) {6 u' J4 j7 U
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 H. k0 ~- q/ R! zIf you cry, you're a wimp.
$ n1 E6 i% x. N, `If you don't, you're insensitive.; t7 M/ c2 U! O" o- ?: I* T

4 q0 K+ O' p) |3 }6 V1 JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' l& {7 Z: {2 D) m3 |; i- \: zIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.& x0 b4 a0 Q; u5 ?
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) J# N* }6 R0 ?- ]! I4 O. WIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, a$ j) n9 k; x( d7 b: nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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/ h; x# _; B' q8 \6 A' n; ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 m4 l2 s+ S" \* [3 tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.) t  i( y3 u5 @: D- G* ^* ^

8 A) X" K4 U" E8 B, tIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 S7 N" c. U! ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.* K0 r$ W& J5 }5 d% D4 I7 n
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 q5 F! v6 U) {0 }If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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