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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) j# e- \: w9 R. E) b$ t0 t- DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.( Q/ w  t  @# ?0 @  p
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ |7 _/ L$ n' I# L& wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.+ M" x6 L5 w% a) b! v

2 a2 i) ~9 s3 {. h: G& f" K; `8 qIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% O8 k: n; z7 k% q- T% ]
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.# ]8 f( Z$ ]7 F2 f7 v

6 y; q% M8 Y1 x! x7 u) n7 jIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." i+ @$ ]" K& }/ {  H& H+ Y, n( ]
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 ^5 U7 z# X+ z# q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
! R7 f8 d# v3 h% v# l7 y$ _3 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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& `+ i: d/ M0 v6 H+ O! P& `6 WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: m, e# H6 i$ v. S  t2 ^# EIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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4 h  N9 I; O- P9 x2 PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' L4 p& m9 N( b( e2 F6 s& _( `( cIf she asks you, it's a favor.- [. h6 r" X1 ?% V7 V3 p2 n

3 p! c; y/ R- q" I9 b: UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) g7 k  b8 g% E. iIf you don't, you're a slob.
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) O, {% J1 ?" x' @. E: ?9 I# H+ b0 EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.7 R) k5 h3 C. u. A0 R/ p0 f
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 |( d+ W# g; h2 q# [( fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
" t4 |& c- ~- O2 D) E, e3 hIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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