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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her., A3 P4 p9 E. c4 s' O) \0 N
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; ~, S  S) I( Y" [8 W0 V- c
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.0 f3 {* W3 }" r  `% \' m
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 M8 }1 p' I, B' WIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.( ~( G2 F( E' }. R
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 S& o4 o5 r+ e2 T9 O1 T3 [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ @& @$ E& g0 j: |7 p
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If you cry, you're a wimp.5 a, ^  O6 W; y1 V. b$ F
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* h6 w2 y" q, ]' }, j) f: P: \
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ R; N- C5 ~# T. X9 gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( [# X& S9 o" |7 ^5 e7 oIf she asks you, it's a favor.. |3 o0 V( l+ _
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 @5 L; r5 h- h$ pIf you don't, you're a slob.4 X9 h* u8 E1 h6 V
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.: V5 i/ {+ k. {; Q7 ?4 e- C
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& ~8 g% y9 f5 S4 E3 K+ X0 n

! D! y5 C# @2 G$ Z3 aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 h: L4 Y6 A! @* C2 U
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
$ C' K6 Y+ x: _7 QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
1 _" U* D5 {% l% T( H+ Q/ R/ _feeling sorry for the guys~
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