Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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4 p; ~; {$ g2 M# l& M/ iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

$ @/ R' ]; \+ R! S2 MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 y) c5 {" A& EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

1 T4 O+ h/ J# AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 X/ h: |  ]" eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- a" [& o1 p, h+ m5 l7 |7 s  v4 hIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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; @9 R% ~$ {  d% wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. o) P6 q8 P$ W5 AIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  r7 G! u" v2 N2 X, v8 x! I' uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

- v- L8 _7 Z0 H$ |2 p. r1 EIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& d& y, Z7 f+ c4 qfeeling sorry for the guys~