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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; z" q6 ~" y0 V1 p% n- `# F
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.( M- S5 z7 I7 l$ \
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- ^( }. f8 O* C6 i, n1 V* a6 LIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& v7 q$ j( h z# r% J; @0 t: Z! PIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) o" O' D% t7 E
3 D& E1 b. V, g9 o$ j9 iIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.: q; n7 \& K+ J! z* K9 Y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 n' o# b5 s9 L* ` P$ b. Q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.# u7 h" |8 O7 b' ?$ w) }8 l& C
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( ]" P! r: U' q7 g: E1 J& c) ?+ dIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ K) V$ j+ i( |7 T7 NIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, }2 _& F' F( pIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* O! R/ k# S# R0 S6 T, c6 `If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 s8 {! Y3 B" LIf you don't, you're a slob.# q: a6 o$ O8 e l. V
# C4 V: C! \" x5 ~. T) LIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 l8 O& n) R7 s, k/ E# LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ I0 G0 T& y' @: Y7 j+ k
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" a$ `* m9 ^5 h$ f3 ^: nIf she has a headache, she's tired.& D- X9 }# t6 _. i, S: I j8 {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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