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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  _' e# c, a  z: s  v7 vIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.- B9 d4 U& ]; m1 r* f+ e8 s; L% j7 h

: |. m8 n1 A2 _& v+ q) `! HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 R% G+ t3 B# \) J3 R/ N; aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! F; I* p3 b0 E0 GIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 U7 H8 J4 j7 ]# l0 P
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ o! k+ Q  A$ U
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.& V6 N# P) T1 A3 ~
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.4 ?! `" d( z) y& E: V
If you don't, you're insensitive.0 i  k. N7 Q& s1 s7 V

, ^# t, z3 w) Z6 @5 C3 i( rIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 F0 r( q+ U2 \& ^9 F- ^
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 O" A  N8 j7 ?0 j/ w) rIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 N0 s1 P7 W, H5 Q. pIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.. _; C, g; J* l: o$ q/ o
If you don't, you're a slob.
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. j* \+ t1 a" z2 g. I6 b( }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( X, [5 |: i) Y) G3 EIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% t; c2 W' N0 Y2 N8 j6 D5 u
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.4 _9 ?2 E$ r4 A8 A- D- B4 C3 j0 s
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
3 S+ p4 D% {* k& Gfeeling sorry for the guys~
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