Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
8 ^0 v6 j# @) l2 q& hIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 _  h$ e$ D+ a; DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

. {) Q& r" @% Y. K3 X% zIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ r; M/ E6 e; I( ~$ v' X2 [# ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

3 b- R, T( {3 N% w  H2 Z' _4 B- {If you cry, you're a wimp.
* z+ R+ k. A0 c/ r1 w  p: hIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 m, Y5 @, W  i0 E" h" aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

) m2 e: K% L# h; |; I/ |If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% y+ @* W: d( k5 M4 p) ^9 M! EIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! }6 h( M" U3 uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 n% k' p7 g  Z4 F1 U  s! aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 D/ z/ l( r% b( a2 G2 z7 y# ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
' @6 P, C) h4 S* bIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
. _, B: F& w  V0 Z: ~3 efeeling sorry for the guys~