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: ^/ s- T; Z3 ?: K9 o- VIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. y5 n0 r) j9 C, N/ C
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 Z+ N7 U" V7 J B) |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. k! C# P- S5 h' g7 z7 w4 p1 YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.0 u6 ^- W$ X9 }7 [% @ X! R& ?
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) C1 U, s1 I0 Z/ ?
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.7 B3 F: q/ A+ ]5 h
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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: k" n \* Z k; aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 t9 O5 @5 _6 C6 t
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination." {% E4 c. y2 F# Y+ j
If she asks you, it's a favor.: [$ _- [! F+ c
8 |" `) w( d% u) `' OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 u% y6 e% R0 U% OIf you don't, you're a slob.
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1 a+ w! m9 @- g+ z4 e$ j9 z7 HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.0 v6 S0 F% Q9 o. f$ x$ [3 k7 n
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 l, Q% ~, J8 K9 c' l1 A
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.8 R$ O4 V* `& v: ]9 K
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" k' j, i0 X7 ~7 G3 u( R- I r2 ?) U/ \If she has a headache, she's tired." H6 p% U T- L
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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