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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% Y0 w0 t4 j7 \. p+ ~
0 s* n& i+ k( h% T/ H% a! wIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# [: x1 ?. R/ h0 B' ?" Z b( r4 rIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 A: `/ a2 x* r; ]3 uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" W p$ J- T W7 z' z* W4 M W. OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 y* {: m/ U }; LIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 |0 r4 y$ t' k/ m: B) d
If you don't, you're insensitive.2 W1 l/ W$ ~# Y& w) b$ Q) x
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 }1 P. R6 o: ?9 S* Z: x0 L. AIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
Q0 A4 v, F9 X: \ a& vIf she asks you, it's a favor.4 m0 Z6 p/ F x9 Z4 E+ c
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* B' k8 G% G) K
If you don't, you're a slob.# U7 @( B+ c' u% a3 y9 Y+ r, l& h5 W8 T
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something./ ^0 R, \- V/ x5 w7 G2 n" a
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.' U m$ B t; G: P
; H; h, q% b6 h1 ?# xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; h: R; E3 h( }0 k, p7 EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. L: d" r k Z- K1 p; x* \If she has a headache, she's tired.# G T/ d* l5 ?& }/ Y" g
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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