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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum., N. @7 v& Z W* b. U! T$ t/ w; x% E! F
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 [1 i" a1 [2 ^( @' ?$ V v4 eIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.. c" `9 h5 q( G g' ]
9 e+ s4 ~# a; Z @# tIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
o6 o p! W* ~4 L4 ]1 q0 xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ D) @0 a; K$ a" h
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 e1 i' U' m+ ~$ C+ \3 E! M$ P/ EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.' h9 m: S! P1 N @3 t$ J+ n' X
; l, x# D+ i/ ?. ^: s# n. a; M7 r9 YIf you cry, you're a wimp.+ ~: d% K) L6 `( |
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' v- {; ^- ?$ Z+ `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ y2 C+ u8 Z/ k% h5 DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( b" s, w7 d& s5 h6 BIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain., C% n+ V i! M+ g. s w. o
If you don't, you're a slob." d8 j: n" X- n+ ]* x$ S
, n$ [4 N: e1 I6 D" _If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
T) s1 ]& @7 _. }8 ^( j9 O+ \ i, W* XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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, P+ [% m/ G! oIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 `( j& A6 N8 ?; Q, J zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 ~: f6 M0 I" e/ X. X$ u6 A7 PIf she has a headache, she's tired.# K: G6 m- f4 U+ x+ U
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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