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2 _+ o% _; O* W3 b- y$ DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.0 e% E; R: P' k
3 A% q2 N) ]0 C7 h# y8 H9 u) oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ V' f* g: k# T; }( W- l& b# eIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.* K* l! P% a" R2 X9 F
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: C4 K5 ?) t- Y1 xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# h* s& S1 b, z5 }- }: _8 f, }
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 i% i0 u' u. j2 F( `: I# c
3 k) o3 I8 j+ o! k8 U. |4 FIf you cry, you're a wimp.
+ O/ m$ L7 L6 j9 hIf you don't, you're insensitive.' u2 F5 |+ d2 J k r
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) `4 k3 m7 Y& O$ L/ V
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. o. G" ~* n: i
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% S! S0 g: J/ j! M1 S/ BIf she asks you, it's a favor.% Z/ [2 O& ]" V' G3 T, y
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# f- g4 q) \6 M/ Q* K. GIf you don't, you're a slob.: w5 T; A3 k, M$ Y f3 `* {
3 L; h( Y7 q6 oIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.) \1 I6 l1 M$ N$ Z# C/ r5 S( Q
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. y: y" e9 |9 n. ^" [" U1 u
If you're not, you're not ambitious.' l2 Q- x2 {. D7 F0 p1 \
3 S; g4 F2 v( t( c2 T6 pIf she has a headache, she's tired.
1 k3 q2 C$ V# U& iIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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