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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* K# S, p0 ^9 ], X$ E2 ~2 eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. W8 V4 h5 L" A( H$ O+ X5 q3 m# `0 o* A* M
3 T9 H8 U; M- B8 n6 I2 Z( p) H" Z# `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. X; {1 s3 E0 ]: a& U+ s# R& w
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' k. ?3 S) D# `: X8 M
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% y% I4 m5 b. B: Z% P
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. G. a3 L8 k8 l
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp. g, [4 ^5 w, e7 w6 E# k _1 T
If you don't, you're insensitive. \" J( u( `4 R/ N1 b0 {
h9 W" w% w, E H; o! ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) L! I. w4 G0 V* }, LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. ~% y5 b1 ?0 q8 Y, |9 C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
d9 b8 A& n8 R5 L% XIf she asks you, it's a favor.% C/ J$ `9 d9 b# g
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" c8 L' A2 @1 h# y( HIf you don't, you're a slob.
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5 X0 A8 K; I% D& QIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.7 B$ u4 k4 Q; \. D$ x* w0 C
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ D. w+ U D( y6 L) j
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.) K0 r m) @6 L7 i. B7 K7 J" v: D
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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