Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 r' @" I* X- Z4 tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

( d, N: B# `7 d7 j% [1 ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

0 N* _8 a  k3 M/ [( I: a6 JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& n8 G! ]* l% u- `If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' y- ?# o. j- l) P" c( u( WIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* T) A$ q% {. l2 g" UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: o2 e  H& b% P: UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 p) H6 d* x7 n8 j4 o+ [# fIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

4 A! {3 Y- x+ a/ H0 E1 pIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

4 X, m, H* d, n; eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( J) q# _, S$ |3 e2 T" c& k: oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~