Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

7 V. [) h, C1 D9 }2 ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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5 }8 H" s: D" C! V3 G$ O0 p. `: PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

) O6 E1 v- i4 [. @8 FIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# ]+ S3 E( m/ L1 d$ rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) q4 \3 J. U+ N( QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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! V9 P2 q, z* Y: B& VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  [/ E. z! b  {7 @/ @+ F1 TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

% }* A9 _) c6 O: K9 [, LIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
2 M( F+ s- n! G1 o1 f1 |5 Qfeeling sorry for the guys~