Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 X: d1 g' o  O% MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) z! y) h  o% c1 |" G/ m5 vIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% s4 x: h" z$ f5 a7 R( xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

- @; C& l( q: VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: I& A3 N' F4 FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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( t7 K! V" s% K4 V3 OIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# l# F5 [# W% c, yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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, m" L% k. M8 M3 j8 _7 J+ p2 B8 K3 n  DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 k5 R( K* _% P( `  R3 h9 n1 {. TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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