Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! B( u+ g# E) }) L' M- Y' vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; e0 s& m8 @: K0 }3 {6 \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

" F+ W) \* f' yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! |, P) d) _7 j) |9 t# ~# p+ ?If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 T2 p2 [  j2 x8 Z; p! kIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

- T; V; B4 \6 L2 ~) bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* E- J! `' T; c1 n  f) R$ P. s0 iIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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- O( ^3 z8 Z+ Z9 YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 d2 @2 A2 Q8 Z9 _If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ s6 C/ T$ Q& |8 ~) fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
" L; F  C# V& i" cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) _' G1 l9 h8 R# afeeling sorry for the guys~