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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; c! `3 ?# h7 |) \
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. L l# C, |, ?; I- m% N# X
# g6 k! l! d. n7 HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) z0 A: ?1 E+ b, ^& _
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# Y! q& P" P) S0 Z& }& |' VIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 v ?7 A- J! E7 a9 G% F
9 {$ ^( H5 Z# W1 @$ KIf you cry, you're a wimp.. `5 S4 v0 T* |' v5 Q
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# B4 {3 G* v4 c5 Q7 S. U6 h0 m- nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) I# S+ t5 c" T! a8 f
7 r0 f3 |0 i' a9 R! @; ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 _/ d# V a0 j; v& Q- ^& H
If she asks you, it's a favor.0 P% F: l- b/ n( u6 ^# O0 K }
* e( T7 |4 f3 E/ Y. vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% n( v! r% j, r: U) pIf you don't, you're a slob.
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4 Y8 I0 j" B: P9 n* dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 i2 F5 [$ C, Q
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.) T. F7 @5 o/ R1 {# m5 h$ o4 d9 O
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* S; S4 t$ I1 j/ C4 ~6 hIf you're not, you're not ambitious.0 ]* a; v1 A; Z2 j
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If she has a headache, she's tired.% j) q- ]$ N3 X% z: e8 j3 z) l4 m
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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