Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( D" ~0 X# u! V7 ^7 V" j+ n- GIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% }0 }8 u7 m2 @If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; Z7 T4 D6 w6 Z& `) u$ s3 W8 rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. e' l- W, }- v# tIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 a6 w! Z# L5 S" K' wIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

( Y" b& H" e+ B( }, H3 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# O- m( @2 }4 @  O; J2 j: ZIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

- Z# p1 j0 h8 c& x+ J+ q: f# mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 V8 @" t* m4 A: ^/ U% dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 v0 s2 F) c/ A$ v1 I6 i. `/ V  @If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

# c; Z" j9 v, vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 a' {% k; l% \If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# \1 u* \8 V9 \+ t4 J3 RIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
: o8 z3 o+ y- U3 Kfeeling sorry for the guys~