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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.% S$ X* I3 a# b
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum." _9 R  w" q3 a& _7 p7 \6 F

/ J. A1 k5 Y; |% w2 V/ N  IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ l2 P' j5 E+ X6 a2 RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." |( c6 N# A. }/ t

+ ~$ I! V; X" b, ^" s# d" mIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* p, v" X$ o2 ^/ hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.; `% b$ j4 |% {* k$ R
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.' d4 h4 t7 k" G% W1 Q% Y

$ T$ X6 N! Z$ F0 j! g' ~If you cry, you're a wimp.0 M$ a/ _0 A6 ~9 I2 V
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 Y+ q! C2 t6 S1 y. TIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.' K- l% X! M1 }1 Y! R" @* E
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* x' p) v! k. ~% @# {8 RIf she asks you, it's a favor.. L1 Y& N3 j" Y. R1 y, F# d

: Z' H% S+ T/ j" M  K2 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! P2 Q4 V! u6 u! _7 aIf you don't, you're a slob./ M; _# b8 a" l' e+ X( _. f

$ w! M+ ]5 S. d) R7 Q" X" pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 H' \: u3 k3 C: t7 V7 }
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 U6 \! C9 K* H0 v6 \6 y$ m
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* B) }7 m1 B, p2 r- N( x) k9 }If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ X4 `! k4 d* K) T6 yIf she has a headache, she's tired.
4 ^) l8 U" f) KIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~& ?; w, v% }2 g
feeling sorry for the guys~
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