Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

8 v- l. s1 s9 uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' r! ^: K8 V$ c6 a$ h! |5 y2 [0 D9 HIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ }4 w6 z# [0 C) \8 A' o7 G, gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& [2 s8 F' [" o1 Q0 E7 nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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5 t, d2 o. ?+ h6 G3 U2 Y; HIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 \" ?: V& b& E# B. dIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: U$ W' ~, C9 ?+ u) p3 EIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ w; b( L( k) g+ n" p4 WIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 n, k+ l9 v3 e" P* @If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- C- R. y. P1 L" T" P1 [5 t" I7 ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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2 l% l8 n+ w) f9 _0 x7 y0 lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~