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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 q. ^5 p* p2 @3 Z. U" v
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 G# }/ @; b: ?) W
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( @& W$ A( V2 V% P$ W3 C# A, pIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- v/ w( k: A5 P7 \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: j' U, {' l# S% G( ^! z1 {If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ P( G& x! B8 `0 lIf you cry, you're a wimp.0 g& }6 a5 B& ~, y1 @! y, i
If you don't, you're insensitive. F/ L8 i6 o# y: F# t1 Y* t, E
: @6 {5 w" f+ |$ s: R1 MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 z/ w2 j( P! {/ K% h+ b2 y9 J+ }If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 H9 s% B% S1 p7 g! r: K2 S9 U% O8 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, C: T0 f$ S' B! \If she asks you, it's a favor.5 A0 d0 D+ ?" E6 c, h4 w- d, \
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 t" m' b- C* ?2 X- zIf you don't, you're a slob." ~; i& f- Z, Z' ?0 \+ s r2 T
% N( u* J G; E3 j% U% `/ cIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.: [& x1 T6 T& g0 W4 t$ U
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 T+ q* E) ~3 I$ CIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 k) b4 ~" [8 { E5 v& _If you're not, you're not ambitious.- W" w; F& w2 {' p8 D7 I
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
) U( G) a3 q# r2 q' C" I) `- B: q: FIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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