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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her./ i$ i3 A( F5 c' C1 i, `
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- Z& E) o3 S) _! b! U" Y# cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 d% e$ ^5 j1 c9 _& H; x8 mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' ], U" O1 s1 x; }9 B5 k* o

3 W) w0 S4 R% qIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& d/ O4 L+ \( b0 y0 X1 h- @% x$ nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: B+ u% g9 v0 n0 {If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 }0 U: \/ n8 x7 i6 ?7 b
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.. g; I6 C, @) M0 \) Y) C$ J
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If you cry, you're a wimp.. z" {4 o: I' q2 Y
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ [3 H4 f- K' ^% I; m+ ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." o1 y/ Y: {2 w" q
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! p0 x0 I' ^3 @* v0 z
If she asks you, it's a favor.; v6 s$ U# G- q0 a9 Q3 t9 f/ G8 J

9 k1 K% v+ f! _3 X: S  \* WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# Y8 }0 M7 {3 _. W+ U! Z5 DIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, k  \: C6 ~+ H8 m1 |2 y+ f3 `4 I. fIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* d5 t, U* L  z0 Z" t5 M2 u8 V* U$ ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) L; [$ J, |' X! hIf you're not, you're not ambitious.: F! `2 A# }9 K1 r/ n. a
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If she has a headache, she's tired.% d4 l: u9 T& i; P
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
) m5 Y5 s# `% O4 h9 Qfeeling sorry for the guys~
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