Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! H2 U& e( [8 EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 W4 v3 J" b, c; r% W, o" A' lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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) O8 ]' J7 j, T5 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ w+ W4 r1 i  n6 i; T* i  sIf you don't, you're insensitive.

; m+ X5 C  @1 `0 K3 oIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ r7 y$ y- P+ @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

6 S( {/ ]  g7 dIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ w. i8 j1 A$ ~; G  c3 F8 iIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% K0 u3 [& N3 Y5 `If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ j: e8 F% A# p3 ]2 [+ |If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
# a7 `$ W; y2 d6 s7 Hfeeling sorry for the guys~