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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) b" p% O& ?4 T) x l
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 {$ R+ A" }2 G$ ]. A( D, L! r4 m
9 Z4 H) {# E( l# J: p7 s3 ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' M: E* G2 ]8 M; ?4 v
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.3 r5 V* m- k+ m4 v1 I2 z/ o9 A
# E+ R) _+ f3 q/ p" G( oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( }5 T" D" A b. v7 X" t% m2 lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.5 H4 w- k- f2 C9 R: ~! u
: a. b4 {" z; s2 j/ {% |If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; a% ~/ ?+ ^( vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.1 C2 S: q" E# B; g, }
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 U. }& {, y4 M6 F) P& u4 e6 vIf you don't, you're insensitive.2 p, i h5 f+ `( W, I7 O8 c
5 [# z8 d! l: h& i2 Y' xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 ?3 g( ]& }1 X' N3 nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.5 X$ {& C% z i1 ^8 Y
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" u3 g3 Y* M- m2 M7 e" ~If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 c; X# I8 C4 S8 l# W4 g3 U8 hIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.6 Z* \; F4 O: x( A+ O3 e5 u1 o( |; T
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 \% ?5 C- D! ~$ ]' p4 VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- I. t1 y) Y- |4 F; L4 j# yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# T4 l0 P- Y) g- j' l3 T- ~6 ?( FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. X: _8 P- Z9 ~& s4 m
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 z) A, `. s# VIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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