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+ }- K5 A+ f6 e: K) ?If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: U! f F) ^3 X$ w8 A5 RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., B1 ]5 n$ ~5 {: ^' W/ I5 O, Y6 m- F' @2 W
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) e' {$ A! j5 h- l0 r G7 I
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 w& y- V9 t) `' sIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 J6 D2 |: \* q4 K C1 C
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ r5 d/ Q: g' B0 U0 w7 G7 K
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If you cry, you're a wimp./ K3 g. Q/ C6 U) M
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 W G4 z! [/ P
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' z7 k; w) p( I' y' p- WIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) s$ l" {: s5 uIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 }* ^* @! L( S, ZIf you don't, you're a slob.4 g9 V l2 k/ j5 ?: @
: h7 R; K/ I% e& C; R( dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ e* Y; M3 q! ]- a5 tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" w4 J2 M" u: T2 _' dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) ?# i4 {. K! X+ qIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 H* S: v/ m- H' ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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