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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 T' A8 I, ~ O. S2 j
9 V" n# G8 b$ V4 V7 ]5 `0 N4 g$ ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- Y, C8 ~# G3 R. U+ aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.# u/ l3 e6 w7 K7 u4 P2 `- ]1 `% A
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) m" G2 V3 h. c: r7 W
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.# `) C/ w( Z; T2 ?# p% }. j
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! Y$ K; N0 s. F2 i% }, v1 b
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 L) q4 ~4 p% C/ sIf you cry, you're a wimp.
( ?6 y; o, ?+ z( D' t' KIf you don't, you're insensitive.' Z" F9 c$ S6 d& [
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" e" b4 C0 q$ I) E/ b' g8 NIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 B- ^$ w8 x& c! A/ z# f
+ }: \ |! g: |7 j9 C' G" \$ Z7 SIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 R" b& z& F' Y6 t( I. o0 aIf she asks you, it's a favor.% W/ i8 C6 C$ s( X: V; ^% a
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.5 Q/ _% K% Q& f4 U4 N- {
If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ t2 X7 }; n+ P p" w9 M$ E: |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! D1 h) V$ ]7 E, x; o5 `' @' dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.- \7 p6 w. |1 j* h
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: h2 m$ L9 J5 D" I6 k! cIf you're not, you're not ambitious.$ r4 ^% }2 S3 `7 b/ x
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If she has a headache, she's tired.& |& t& w( r1 n1 X( k) [% g
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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