Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& e' D6 d2 t) V8 p% R2 \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 X8 q& s/ m0 b/ V. T( W  ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& a- [; O# U) q4 qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

4 n, ?6 [+ P7 Y3 `. V3 F( uIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
* j7 X$ J0 F. ZIf you don't, you're insensitive.

1 a8 J, U  Q1 y. s' d8 d/ b; N3 xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, Z0 f+ F- y9 h: t) |& OIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ E  ]$ B/ o2 T# C0 vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) n# z/ T5 F- G# W9 }, V: d6 ~If you don't, you're a slob.
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+ a8 U7 l/ N( e; H6 l+ ZIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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  ?8 |, y- Y) w6 cIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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- E7 f) ^3 u' k  ~0 K9 `! x+ |If she has a headache, she's tired.
* Q/ e7 w' E8 |) O- yIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~