Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 S1 w* u" C9 Q5 n" G* fIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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% z( W, h: m0 d; V; HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

8 |$ w3 p1 v. N0 w7 x, U$ ~) sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 A: b6 ]; ^9 q4 p: T9 _2 h: NIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

: q5 K0 P/ |4 _2 z% w3 L9 q9 k! K  IIf you cry, you're a wimp.
- T, t2 @/ W, v" }6 l! BIf you don't, you're insensitive.

/ M& K' B/ n- x6 a$ H0 P/ }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  f8 {# V: y- `& T" U4 nIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% W. _8 a! f. F2 K) e' I+ t% W5 {If you don't, you're a slob.

1 q5 y, z" w1 b2 j3 z" UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ T* t9 J; @0 c( Y; a5 \If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

; `8 `4 M0 G( iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 E2 i6 E5 z2 {' o' AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~