Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' m9 k% K4 t- M4 ?4 D+ d! v$ lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

- ~5 T9 S1 \+ s* r3 _2 z+ t7 j2 gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# O9 x8 i9 ^+ z; f* qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
. x8 X" u6 c% {8 N3 V; mIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% s6 a' g" B, H/ k( C3 ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

: l& E# V" y1 m; ^6 @8 sIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
  O5 R$ h" I2 P" x$ ]+ C5 RIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 o8 u  Y) ^. Y- I0 _: x. ~- gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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0 U4 W" i. P+ ~0 o0 [3 gIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~