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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: W) T3 @9 K. cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 S0 l3 G; K2 J& {5 }  H' q% @If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) v/ u! N* E0 C# ^4 K6 hIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.% d& O7 E! Y$ R$ }, D6 |6 G
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.: \1 ?% Y; @' F1 o/ d3 V5 Z/ p
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.$ v. B2 ^4 f+ E4 J# j

. N: |  M0 s6 q! ?4 n& v# YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.1 q8 [. j) t- Z. B% S) x
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& `. m. ~9 I3 B- S6 f' X! B0 VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
& e1 S1 R; c4 L, xIf you don't, you're insensitive.7 p* d% K9 m) W9 L) R# O
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. `/ T5 S+ f. V. S; \" E% V$ A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 O& {# C) n5 E2 M/ ]If she asks you, it's a favor.: H! G' U5 P, r8 H* c0 M
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.9 e2 V$ g2 H& q' m- {5 {
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 T, T* r; ?/ e$ }7 IIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ B. Z6 Y7 \9 R5 D! \2 W$ FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 M5 G" k4 J/ `! e; Y5 j

9 @# Z7 |* k, c  S: a* G3 Y- V" SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 [4 k% h2 Y5 G6 z/ a0 x1 C
If you're not, you're not ambitious.5 Q1 `/ ~. y/ o3 J
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
; _1 f* U: s- H1 z9 t$ f+ SIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
* u  A  ^, K9 j/ m, [feeling sorry for the guys~
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