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" r: q; F( H/ t; s4 F. o! RIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.* ?, g! `& a, v
1 D; G1 ^6 y$ T7 ^) XIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* L* \' V8 K h- v7 pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) H. R% V0 }; T4 |( c2 k
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 I; y: j4 N3 {9 W. }( G" p
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.0 c8 b" v, a6 \
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 g: x! V% {$ Z+ E( H# P! `
3 q2 V1 r# e* Y& |' G. p8 iIf you cry, you're a wimp.
9 p5 J5 F' t# \( mIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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* T3 p% G/ z% K' N/ Q- RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.: E3 [; G# c# S: \1 ~ e. {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.8 H9 ~0 \9 E/ E, Q! Q" {5 {3 u' H
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 Y0 @1 R" D0 ]" z: Y( ZIf she asks you, it's a favor. j9 v4 S& A% O1 [4 G5 b0 U9 a
: s% i( o7 G, ]+ _6 kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 J" M3 V' a9 Y# T9 M" |9 FIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.' q6 i( B, B9 u+ P; U$ k# U: s
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 b) [5 Z: ? @3 k8 r+ Z8 q# ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: v( G* d( {) J4 @7 B0 Z/ CIf she has a headache, she's tired.8 z8 J* S9 P+ Z5 m m: f
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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