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7 g* P. W j& v: A, ]If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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$ `3 |' j% ^8 l8 H8 q! [If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 m8 M; [* B+ l* z$ w% x
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 l2 f) T; ?8 `) @If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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& R5 N9 j$ p& y/ ~# j! d: G. BIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, }& y% a" r: A- Z$ q, ]- `$ QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ F! i% r+ k& D3 g4 b' @
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If you cry, you're a wimp.% ]" x9 a b1 c
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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5 `8 z8 d+ \1 f! t% uIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.3 E2 c$ G) @6 N% \# s" \
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, `* B1 x& J. C7 N jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 e- L4 a4 e" ^% S% F9 Y+ j6 IIf she asks you, it's a favor.$ G, w- n, R9 k- a' \
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 F. a w+ Y; r1 ^If you don't, you're a slob.( Y- T0 D9 X1 D- c
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.) b5 i% F/ S9 ^/ S' G
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.% Z' C# @4 A( M
8 O, j8 `3 s0 F; X' QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 l$ V9 u5 N e- U; VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.. y2 p8 w% s& I+ p6 y) _
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 i9 z+ S, N8 x: mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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