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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
5 Q% F" _# k) w5 G+ q1 lIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% f. `3 k6 H0 }0 n) G( }" G
, Q2 ]! k5 B: B2 ^6 f8 [6 M! oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 Q8 J" c2 X. Y% ^5 cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) R+ R! |& T) A# ~
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) L; T8 a% ?8 d" O" l) s
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 E' W$ X, e8 h' L* Y0 C e* DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 t2 z- `( K- S! R% G
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference., W9 t% s2 c0 l, Z+ T, P" g
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If you cry, you're a wimp., T' r! W* y0 d2 S- m# }
If you don't, you're insensitive.5 r' ?6 p+ L$ g0 B4 ?7 A: }
; a6 L' `" K: h( jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% \ [+ e- u* l! b/ `, | B2 z" B
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# X& Z/ g1 o8 b+ U2 ?
$ N3 I3 T& W) j/ U, FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 X2 |7 C' y) @( V, O
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 ~, @: Y/ z1 d/ XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 S! k4 z$ L2 g- h+ T
If you don't, you're a slob.( ^! d, S$ D3 U7 P, P
) X( R( v6 D: }" B. L2 u7 YIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# w7 s- {) p8 E& i+ UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 ]7 z; R! o% K. o) _+ VIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 Z' s2 ~, C5 l. V: n7 { fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
* b3 T2 k* J9 r$ y3 n, S# R" E" QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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