Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 T4 [6 x& a& F. a; w# [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

$ W  u2 E1 {2 _If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 Y3 \3 c$ o5 |& E) D  RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
- L1 V: ^5 o4 M- b. R$ q9 G; U5 UIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 i' R2 g& g1 v# X7 f# U+ S" N# ]5 CIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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- I; C# n6 v6 [: AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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( o4 T# g+ w! ]1 q) q: y$ ?7 E3 s6 jIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ ?: R8 S# `3 Z: m/ f; a, nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& Q3 K" n% T' e; YIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
  P" h; u. n) r- w( W* Q3 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
, z7 p" G9 B6 q9 q# v. k0 ^8 Mfeeling sorry for the guys~