Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 `& n* O$ L4 V* _# N/ ^7 aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

# q0 e  A9 c9 I/ d1 }4 NIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ `. `7 T1 l4 T$ j7 oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ g: \$ {8 f; N9 b7 G3 F# Q& \If she asks you, it's a favor.
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: V4 D2 H6 Q/ ?2 @& X0 g- eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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$ k1 b" X& Y. e6 C" DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 u* A1 X8 D: [% gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ m2 s9 r# i6 c1 z$ sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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