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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* F) u1 p0 i% f$ K3 R; E' bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: y* H  |; B! b
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 y% D$ l  m3 \. J2 Z8 @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.- ^4 `- [+ z7 {4 y( c
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! k0 m4 z0 A) A7 U- C

5 H. o& a; }3 t4 a$ FIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* P" I3 Q" c+ K$ j( f" X2 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  s8 j7 Q: X; h) T; K1 @If you cry, you're a wimp.& f! t* T. O$ u# I, N. j8 r
If you don't, you're insensitive.( b- c  K( o; K+ D

& q4 V$ f/ C2 z1 O( X6 f3 }. {If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 S4 H' `! ^7 ?( N6 Z% q7 _If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 U$ J8 I3 g( K: r& v. xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" l- ~/ @! W8 q+ s2 ?# s" xIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 B. L) g" P* m  fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% G0 W1 D7 r; E. b$ @If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 |# B6 d8 Z& u+ S% VIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ _" \0 b! V6 L& k8 b! e$ O8 A1 @7 `" @
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& j9 I1 t8 i) _- Z- h- h1 iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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# ?1 B: {8 _) ~6 T/ bIf she has a headache, she's tired.
3 X! \; Y$ Y' `If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
9 ~! X( I0 A5 T+ N( z; Rfeeling sorry for the guys~
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