Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 ~& }5 t; M! I" b+ R1 B& X* Y1 c6 ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 `8 Y0 ~7 o5 E4 }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

* |  u& E- ^9 m$ ^If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

! |/ r+ e- y, c& ]  t8 VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

$ ~& ^' s) ^: v( v5 o2 C1 O8 D2 d' ]$ PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 r( T7 m/ T1 }; {$ H" O5 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 b' N  m/ h: EIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; x8 ?5 N  R, J* `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: A% Z. K3 L% B* D. O8 \# SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( P/ a5 `* T. l; x) b4 e7 u% qIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~