Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ e" ?3 Y1 q5 q6 P6 RIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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5 ^, _+ p9 F4 Z: |: p3 k+ NIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& t' g5 ?. n$ j5 A" \4 z6 {! rIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

; m$ y7 _2 J) E  r/ a- sIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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/ {/ d5 U. X( w) |* u/ S  nIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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, Q6 @# I+ x: L% z  U  e5 m2 ^  O6 JIf she has a headache, she's tired.
/ w& j/ z, s  d) zIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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