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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 j6 k6 P1 N, G6 a
" Y7 P7 C# H" k4 MIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# ^) _0 s6 c" _! H' L7 `, C! IIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.8 x0 z- n, a, }, ~) J
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 d" M/ I( O* P' {* A, aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% |& h. p9 T) ~2 E$ F
- ~9 I' C3 W2 n: c+ U4 B$ \+ kIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* m' S o# h R$ e/ T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 }0 W' E J; b: f
4 q8 p2 V5 Z6 V7 oIf you cry, you're a wimp.* G1 P4 }( e4 j& o
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& y' [- ~4 X8 ?- D2 I& j8 S$ A7 Z
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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( S5 q1 h+ Z Z; Z% GIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.- R+ e% g. r8 r6 S3 @% z/ ?
If she asks you, it's a favor. O/ E4 Q5 u n, J
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# l6 y+ C6 d; CIf you don't, you're a slob.8 z9 z+ Z& q$ x! b$ s: j
/ q+ w1 o. k; D, Y' S& JIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.' w! D9 W. @* K. `; f; l, s
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. C& P- L4 q' o5 k \! D# ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.! ]- [! a$ u$ x9 X9 l/ {2 E
; i! K% l" h7 w1 i9 }If she has a headache, she's tired.9 r/ O% p5 `) [( J
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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