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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.5 |5 z* \$ F/ M
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' P8 a2 h' v0 ~& u ]' p+ \% Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.# P$ a+ T- n# O) t: ]
# [4 X# t$ K+ b4 N/ e! rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) s; a0 _8 J+ [0 h, S5 Z' z
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 U w6 j6 g3 }8 IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.8 n( h7 K s, y/ d& G! v
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." U: k& ?& K1 H8 T
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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6 m! ^ G; {. `" G: I3 U" u0 p7 g% OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 J' s5 k$ m. B9 e) C+ b2 m- |, fIf she asks you, it's a favor.7 }& ?; [9 D" F; x. O. [9 x
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 O& J! U) b" [% V% {1 e2 z; FIf you don't, you're a slob.+ U! R3 z5 A: e. i5 f
) L4 i1 U9 L- C, ]9 T3 TIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; Q: R! |8 k4 bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 o# P- @" @" y2 j
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; Y2 u+ A' q" W4 I( e& SIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 U$ t( ?0 ]) G8 p) ]( Y3 TIf she has a headache, she's tired.
. T0 d: _' }; j) u. ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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