Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 V7 X' j% P6 F' ]If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: s& z2 z# R& j" `: t) V6 y3 bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* K6 D# g% ]! ^6 A5 R' u+ s( @; GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 y3 C5 ], ?1 |4 m3 k: g. L$ }" gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ Z8 i* j) Z/ D, v5 \5 ]9 n, NIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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5 E( ^; G$ N. Y9 A+ dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 i0 f3 }$ ]9 @% j# S! SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 j6 T5 X* j0 f+ a, e% CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~