Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: d& K: I/ _! N3 rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

. j) e6 x2 u7 A# h% l  T4 I! rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 z& p4 G8 h# v) o4 I/ MIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 f5 d2 N7 u" z6 UIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- f: K. i% y, [" O! Q6 `3 P* G+ J" m) hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

$ c9 n0 }; e8 _5 f# aIf you cry, you're a wimp.
3 W; U! s+ R: a7 _5 f" ]/ sIf you don't, you're insensitive.

+ O, {# N4 e  ~3 e: G1 f# |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 T  L/ s/ n+ m- ]# E1 zIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

9 N2 F, ?$ R# C- J( {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" B" H, R4 U" D8 @& }3 ~( X& SIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

& ?8 Y; ^( i! f& k! d3 g: MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 f: ~9 {* j" p+ B# BIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~