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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
5 Q% v# Q* i: W9 \" |% jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 i0 P( _. M& F4 U
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.4 o+ u$ _2 p% x9 ^3 A$ Q1 [
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.! B( |! k, i" W' W
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.7 Q( E% i& Z* ~% W3 s
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.. g2 i* L9 E8 m( N1 ]" C7 F

: t$ B5 `: Q3 MIf you cry, you're a wimp.8 f+ B; z% w; i  {. y& q) j+ ^
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( Y' R2 X) y3 ^* K, DIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% P% J% y* i4 v1 j' RIf she asks you, it's a favor., f% h% k9 {* L

, e* X) n! N# W4 I9 HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 o. M! X* J* ?* c; a) `& x' M3 XIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, W$ x* R3 }3 x4 Y6 f* Y/ _! YIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ a" b% e5 ?) ~( rIf you don't, you're not thoughtful., z4 [+ `" _+ O# o5 S

# X/ z9 B) C( ^# r) h  J4 ^If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( z9 f! Z; X! {- p4 a3 ^
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ W# ^: Y5 F: `2 L( `; q; s

+ V  K0 W/ t" A0 y# P7 E; gIf she has a headache, she's tired.
+ x7 T4 |: v& T7 d3 iIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
0 F' h+ _9 i" r: W6 Cfeeling sorry for the guys~
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