Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% T6 L* K6 x7 [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 D1 j" o1 j, o* S& ~5 T- L8 BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 @% x& E5 E9 k2 QIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ ~: Z6 H/ @8 j1 n7 w+ WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. _# u) i& }) g5 A' U) ?; I1 n  TIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

7 R8 \6 f6 V! i& d0 Y) r. qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; W+ N* K0 x7 g" \If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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; M3 I6 `  d% c) G7 s6 m* V9 LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
* r& E- F- r/ X' A4 h9 w  OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
! v6 Z6 J$ X. ^/ H8 v# Dfeeling sorry for the guys~