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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# l8 x6 d3 r/ i. R7 EIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 S/ x3 x( a3 R* X8 ?# `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: q4 i4 }0 \: b( k
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.. H& Y# {/ K: U$ E7 N$ r
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.: b3 x7 U& g( V  ]% K. Y4 K& I' @
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ b7 O) y( z/ IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. z" {4 n, I5 D( `7 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 E; i. {* i  `3 s+ c# ^  oIf you cry, you're a wimp.) b* c$ n$ u& B# ?- j( H' F: X
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; i" `" S1 L& `2 Z9 TIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ l; o& j5 x5 C8 F; s
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.5 }* ]/ g' o. T! q5 b/ T
If she asks you, it's a favor.# E9 j2 M% b' J1 N0 Z

3 I, W* Z* ]6 h' J% K# yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 H  J4 G6 u. }: WIf you don't, you're a slob.0 D% ?$ h% g* L% ?

2 [, ?; S; A3 V$ AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.  M4 x' f( b5 A
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. d: l( I, x  q) a& C  _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% k' x6 c0 ]) j* Q7 _5 e
If you're not, you're not ambitious.6 y; o& q. D8 i& d

( S: R. A1 m0 O/ k! Z5 zIf she has a headache, she's tired.+ ?2 t( @9 Z( s+ n! w  M
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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