Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

3 N; ^, V' k" H" ~If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 R+ l' {9 h5 i( VIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

1 q3 w  _5 H# U. QIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

9 }" j4 p6 r; c; ?' T0 m( K& {0 }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 R# h# @0 f/ s" h; _5 k. M9 _! sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 b" m8 t. `$ R4 L, `4 ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 k! W2 f. X+ Y8 N, T# m! cIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. a" w; g1 R$ x/ t0 E( A# iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
! z, y& E, A" S2 n% j3 G/ k* kfeeling sorry for the guys~