Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- ?! C9 N8 D9 G' J9 @8 X8 lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. I& d% o  E1 [* [  JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 F" b- I, H! TIf you don't, you're insensitive.

' T- E1 w6 o$ A9 @( AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( V! b2 j9 J# |1 Z# d& UIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! n1 h6 m1 B6 [' g: dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 N$ G4 ?  E' ~; ^& qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- L  }5 B2 w; i2 s. P. F2 EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
. j2 g2 H) u% I. ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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