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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% [3 g; @, K; |+ a6 u9 a }
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' L6 f* Q- B$ s2 S9 s, XIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.8 x" T* j/ ~4 y) ~) T7 j) o: p
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ }( L; q9 i) b
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." O& w. a# y7 {/ X* [, u
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: t9 c5 K) g: V, Q$ P
" i& s1 U/ z; e9 j4 S2 dIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 g" r/ v9 h1 @! d- T/ F- t1 rIf you don't, you're insensitive." K6 T; E- T* K0 K* S
8 s) ]0 t6 {/ q2 }- _: y0 a; c: I/ dIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 n1 `' V: D* i* f. b; F
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 p, B9 P* L: h7 G# U1 H
, x! ]( p* {$ O$ C8 v! VIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.0 u- @0 N: @ r# ?3 l' U' g+ n7 ^
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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, K5 m6 A2 T1 i2 @9 A0 UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.; a/ _" o. e$ p+ s& B, x
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.5 p: L" Q: x. @ ~; X, W( P
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.3 H! |7 [8 h9 F5 W
If you're not, you're not ambitious.2 P# m2 U1 } n
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 R+ H* O, ~ JIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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