Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ I; x$ w" j; Q# R6 eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* K/ F/ E7 \1 ?. T6 }  ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 E+ S- `: d) y% vIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 i5 [! o; j  P/ O% ~) IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

% |% E' G# {) }4 b% y/ DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; H5 t! m: m6 s: tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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( f- p6 l( s: j! C. r' R1 SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 g' H) u# V! X" [; o4 wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' H1 s; g- u' }; k; PIf she has a headache, she's tired.
+ M* \! D6 b9 Z! W  l7 WIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~