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A2 Z; x, R% v: e: L/ ]If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) z3 s& q3 X, {2 C8 x
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ r8 W9 f: z. O' MIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.% x& e4 F! X4 Q; A2 o, M
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 f, M. w* v6 F. bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity., f- N2 G$ o' }/ `) A$ y- T7 e, a
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( D0 h ^1 y) X m7 g- t4 S ~If you keep quiet, it's male indifference., ^; C, _( @8 `8 p/ X+ N4 y
D$ K J {! p0 @) KIf you cry, you're a wimp.! v$ D, w% s+ r/ w
If you don't, you're insensitive.1 l( f! R8 i) `, B# `! M
7 ]- F# w, a! _! L5 sIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard., k5 ^( \6 P6 r' P4 A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; M- d; S9 w7 X! ?' S8 XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.5 v5 K s: j: `' o
If she asks you, it's a favor.: M" V; E4 w+ @8 }/ ~; A4 t
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 j4 o+ x" [, C. r3 s
If you don't, you're a slob.2 U1 @5 L- v- W5 c0 a" u
* B5 j6 {* e- D; f+ k& ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( B; q" p, m3 WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful. x5 D: E& ~ U5 l/ |
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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+ d. ]$ U% M" R! ?8 f5 d7 QIf she has a headache, she's tired.
_, @; }1 Y2 i- b0 xIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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