Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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" B9 ]% v- J' t: T2 f% `9 ]& r* k, OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 l+ Z  ]2 L, Z$ i! YIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- h9 C$ A3 c/ o# _If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

* [6 g0 N3 E5 k& ]; P4 x+ ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  ^5 G; ]' q) V5 ~  T8 [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) K! X' @* Q! A" L" V+ u5 eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' i- v/ r( t6 ^/ y3 g( F: a, |: SIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) A5 z6 W5 j4 p  b& l0 z4 oIf she asks you, it's a favor.

9 l# h, b- G5 n( ~8 C. f- U' K5 l! P. PIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. _! f( I! _0 M* @3 H# g/ r: a# m; fIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 ^, i1 B6 t7 VIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~