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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.% x6 B. S5 ]  U+ w; y- ~
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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4 p; ~; {$ g2 M# l& M/ iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 l  s* Z8 b0 f+ D; l4 U( U$ z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: o- w: U' R% q9 S) R; \
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; S8 i7 l3 Y: z* X. r
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; v+ C: j7 o9 [0 E

$ @/ R' ]; \+ R! S2 MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 y) c5 {" A& EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.# F- B8 `& H1 _2 E* \. ]9 s4 W# K
If you don't, you're insensitive.8 d- t7 x3 ^1 j" A9 G

1 T4 O+ h/ J# AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 X/ h: |  ]" eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- a" [& o1 p, h+ m5 l7 |7 s  v4 hIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.0 q. t: X8 f8 C9 [# e4 z! u. n
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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; @9 R% ~$ {  d% wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. o) P6 q8 P$ W5 AIf you don't, you're a slob./ U8 c/ D. B. i! b, Z  u0 R
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  r7 G! u" v2 N2 X, v8 x! I' uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ Z! o$ U4 q( r, r7 k
If you're not, you're not ambitious.) P3 t" f' S6 M* l. a

- v- L8 _7 Z0 H$ |2 p. r1 EIf she has a headache, she's tired.1 M3 w* u+ H0 y/ n5 S
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
& d& y, Z7 f+ c4 qfeeling sorry for the guys~
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