Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

2 \/ W# ~6 E% oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( d; z) p5 S6 ]+ r0 Z1 HIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! r( a3 z, U. oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 N) O' H( R, e- |+ |1 l) WIf you don't, you're insensitive.

0 S4 U9 e* f) k8 M8 CIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( s: V. ^& b% j2 N& {9 m* @& P3 PIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

! U# H( N5 \! j3 e* o& _/ [7 F1 GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

  \/ x4 v3 ^- r8 c$ [& A2 jIf she has a headache, she's tired.
: O5 f; H, _. Q" U" S/ TIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~