Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* S2 ?% v* f$ m' W2 oIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

$ f' c3 ]1 B: BIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 L" s; B& X" Y3 D& ~6 AIf you don't, you're insensitive.

& [( e# {* l" _  c, k+ }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 x0 H( m; @8 nIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

0 }+ X- l9 z3 G% P5 j: u4 t& |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 e# v6 Z8 H3 Q  |2 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& U& Q% L7 F" i4 m) Q! qIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
, z$ v9 O3 _1 F& l- s  o3 ^0 H, F3 LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~