Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 M; c. b  n, D, X  tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

6 G$ A, W0 \- d- x5 V) ^2 Q) EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: X) p5 L. ^0 }# Y( CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

% P% d  V0 R, h& ~, |7 K3 Y, _! }If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 x% t( y- {0 O5 {( i+ P- `' uIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

, _" @1 B+ _& h6 ]4 N: i3 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% z, J4 ~8 r, \; z- \6 ~: E0 P7 aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: P& B; _+ R8 g1 Q. _# qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

" v% Y/ h2 M% t, k' AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% F4 p+ }+ V. y. F6 vIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" |0 ^8 A: r7 IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 s$ m$ J1 p0 RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~