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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 V7 X' j% P6 F' ]If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 X+ [( C! L* X8 |) ]9 X' F
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: s& z2 z# R& j" `: t) V6 y3 bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& k# s: m: u& B8 d
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* K6 D# g% ]! ^6 A5 R' u+ s( @; GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." g1 b6 h  d2 {
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 y3 C5 ], ?1 |4 m3 k: g. L$ }" gIf you cry, you're a wimp." A  J, a% Y& \; r1 ~$ u
If you don't, you're insensitive.: X' N. Q% D3 M; |* W4 S9 }( O4 _
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ Z8 i* j) Z/ D, v5 \5 ]9 n, NIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.2 d4 {6 I4 B) s) ]' [) q& G
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# W1 A4 B7 @+ ?! |. n
If she asks you, it's a favor.& c( n, n) e2 l
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 S" Y3 ~$ C* C0 Q
If you don't, you're a slob.
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5 E( ^; G$ N. Y9 A+ dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.  [% n" P1 v( {6 d4 d) X
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 i0 f3 }$ ]9 @% j# S! SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., i6 p1 N2 m& ]8 w' ]9 f! j7 G( {1 m2 J
If you're not, you're not ambitious.9 s2 z  r2 }) M2 _
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 j6 T5 X* j0 f+ a, e% CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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