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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, f& C! B2 W, `. tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( s8 l' V& [" s. l) S# Y4 UIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ W8 z) a, Q# {. S) ^4 q

+ X- J0 e" q7 X. o- T# n+ w6 GIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ a- m- W8 d% g( r& bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 G1 o  f) G. g1 A
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference." R/ k; ]" t9 e

7 l5 L1 U* H9 d# D  dIf you cry, you're a wimp.7 n3 t. V4 ?* y( f6 i' n* X8 d
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 T. c* _( `  i0 dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; u8 J/ |1 u9 r& J. [If she asks you, it's a favor.3 i# k+ n' |3 U9 }
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 l/ z2 ^7 {) I1 TIf you don't, you're a slob.1 S7 M# h6 r" E/ B* d4 W# l
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; R5 H9 h6 h6 f' n  s& QIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# x- {2 n7 M" QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( O+ T* h) N" {3 ?, @% O  J9 q0 W- vIf you're not, you're not ambitious.0 c8 z5 e+ {3 _9 e  U; e
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If she has a headache, she's tired.. \. [2 F* K5 A! T
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~0 `. p3 z2 G6 T+ d0 p* n, s* D2 V
feeling sorry for the guys~
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