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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 ^# ]% Q% D5 Q9 Q1 b8 ^: MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 l H' o& Z3 W& r( l' ~* \If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 J$ ]. X: w0 \6 c
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 s# x8 Z+ J% P. k8 M2 R6 O
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.# T. e8 m2 P; _6 M
, R; q1 y3 R |; e- f3 WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." o) G( y8 ^8 B0 t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 X( b; U' {5 Y* {" @3 ]( u9 pIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 H$ c" J; e: \
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.3 d$ k: I |% Q
% d$ _0 t9 {3 h, zIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, _" x$ R1 O3 vIf she asks you, it's a favor.% u; G1 j4 e1 S( M4 l$ U
1 W. U, J% s; y/ h- wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ _' V2 |* u! C& _* L) O
If you don't, you're a slob.* |$ l7 M9 j9 V6 |- f+ [0 x
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something. F( X, a" q- X
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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- D* J+ ^9 K! G ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.* ^1 @7 z l# ]
If you're not, you're not ambitious.. o" V1 s: q1 N. w( z+ n
" R5 R4 H- d, Y/ i+ bIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! {4 O s# p: |( C, n$ BIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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