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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.  p; r9 C7 R8 M. y4 q* E! h; G
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 P! j1 i6 Q3 h; W' \' M6 k; i

8 F- Z. n' K- f# B) |! JIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 R$ v3 k2 f" u7 ~* t7 o
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better./ g& c, {9 d' [: Q% L* Y9 P

8 `' h( t$ t1 aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, \% Q# E! y3 ]5 Y7 Y' p& [! `1 y. n$ MIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.+ A2 ^0 M: d) j

( b, C, B% V( PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ z* j, W4 w) o1 N' {If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.% L% }% X$ n& e1 C- F
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If you cry, you're a wimp.  P$ ~' Q( W# |+ m6 E( {3 R( Z
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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- d( W* g* o+ n8 d8 ~& U( IIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' m! G3 B1 F9 {# y, Z3 r
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 `/ A* X/ i7 ?) X4 y! H+ j0 B

$ C2 {; U! o2 CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.- S6 h& }. D8 b  s$ [
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
  Y) b! Z( W! ^4 C! i; {8 F. vIf you don't, you're a slob.
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4 H; I. ~4 P- L7 lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- k6 C0 s) N3 k  Y( Y: I% c( pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.. W6 f) d0 @! a8 K; [
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- |; P! e  A% z9 W8 kIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# x- W* c) \4 n1 vIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~, Y5 b( h* B; Z
feeling sorry for the guys~
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