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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her., v& l! m, C t% S! z, c$ a
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, Y- j8 G$ h" X$ uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
|% `( r; z( C& EIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.3 c; Y* d; X7 K* Q3 m+ [, g
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 W' y' B, ?2 j" D( aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. O' u5 d m7 I5 g0 D
8 l. ` L5 _2 D+ JIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.: N9 Y, q. n5 x) P- e) g u* r/ U3 n- S
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 q! H. H3 z) J* g5 r) Y- CIf you cry, you're a wimp.7 P1 t9 { t" E5 `+ p( O
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 L6 @1 K* e- s
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ H" M/ h0 U# w1 |; }4 a* V' k" X
" e; P: }7 v0 P* AIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 {7 R! L( r4 F9 SIf she asks you, it's a favor. I2 I' S- |; ?. Q0 T7 H c; n' K! t& |
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 z; s" @3 X' x5 VIf you don't, you're a slob.8 `: e# s7 {+ }8 \0 b% f! F
+ g) }, d) \4 c1 T2 _3 j/ uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.; r! \/ q; z8 N1 t `3 j2 ~. @2 R
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ ]% p' o7 z% Y* c' Z" \2 }
3 g/ Q; s' ?/ X( Z' iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.& s' H' l' k0 [) ~ ]' p4 n" K
If you're not, you're not ambitious.% b/ l# m! ] r* @
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 X$ `1 X. |6 p1 m" MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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