Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 U) M1 u' c# Y0 JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

4 X/ V# @. g  N* N# `3 iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 p; P( {3 S$ F- j8 ^- J. hIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

7 O3 I/ @. y- Y2 c! x6 |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 Z, G: Q/ C0 h! p8 B$ JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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! c! n7 i3 r6 s" ~  J$ d) _7 MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. d: }: D2 a# V+ |  @If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 T. ]4 z/ H- d% uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 f9 g, @5 I/ JIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 Q3 f& k- T0 L* KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 Q& h' W6 n% j2 c/ EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~