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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.& P4 A1 ]& i) x& T
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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# `2 T' J( Y& `; pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ b( `( b3 Z; J% ?6 a2 v
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 v0 [( N: @% M0 [* Y0 V" t2 X$ \
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 \) D$ O' ~" j/ W# `9 ^% gIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& G: [$ o; C( D
/ l. \1 x% b e) O1 q& @: J) JIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 B. w) P; D" e! e9 l2 x1 d0 D5 fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ V; @# w/ P- s( }0 k- V
: Z* f4 `8 v& j* j8 M- `+ |0 nIf you cry, you're a wimp.* k- [* D$ i; R8 U
If you don't, you're insensitive.. B# B7 u9 F Z" A, {/ a
' v0 l( ~0 j8 ^* jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ O! e# g2 v2 Y* i+ U! a
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 ~' k" w0 b# Y- ]8 D* OIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ \' k6 G! e1 f6 R1 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( q4 U, d2 l9 j1 fIf you don't, you're a slob.7 _; @8 |) i8 S) X: @. E. ?
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 [/ G R3 S" E6 N* dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful." F8 D1 X; A4 I1 i2 ?1 o
! w$ O$ A+ @8 O7 ]1 w) ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, {5 g+ Y& v: t. c8 cIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! T6 w3 ^( X/ y$ n, W M
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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