Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" g) D: @. z% p, h/ P: eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 n3 T! I1 U8 j8 R" y' c/ dIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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) b) \! ]3 Y. X1 E& `, nIf you cry, you're a wimp.
! Q# i4 \' N8 v, r3 o" q, G- kIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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) V0 ]8 g$ ]9 D) VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' _% E3 }" ^7 ?% \- [If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" T3 u$ l$ ~% b  a* xIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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0 J6 b& p8 ]' V! o1 \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 |1 S- L! T: F+ G0 sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

" |: i/ T3 s* H, e0 U/ S! qIf she has a headache, she's tired.
9 H: f) h* B7 HIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~