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7 t' W; R9 y" u% H$ {! I4 H1 dIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ Q, a# Z) x$ e. w4 ^) O. ?# iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.( d6 y. p! M, ]3 C' F
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.8 j/ @4 [5 P( W% b
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, {" `5 A/ O0 P/ VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity." J) o8 c0 E6 c o$ y, D6 z) S
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.: a1 H" _+ [# E
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.* ?5 R9 D& \+ E4 ^
: f9 J( L7 `9 @If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 c' T0 e3 p8 u& T! ^If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) g. Y) p. v* Y6 ?5 iIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 x1 z: L- R* y, O- u! p/ ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( d9 O$ V% |$ I2 O( h, z2 A* b, a
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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3 S7 x+ K( e6 ?; i! GIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain., F- B' v) f0 k+ r+ S4 Y% X8 c) h/ S: w
If you don't, you're a slob.8 U% G& T9 E! e Q
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& V7 p0 @" D# w2 hIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.: Q/ P7 j. n8 O. c% V' i& c
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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; S' k1 p$ ~, HIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 e3 ~' n) U* c0 `If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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