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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.3 s# w- I5 L% y3 ~( e
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: _2 T% q8 z3 i1 Q8 t6 J

3 N; ^, V' k" H" ~If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.( X9 ^0 Z$ i# ^1 }
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 M. d; a+ w2 |, U! X
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 \6 {, `: }' @# P0 |
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 R+ l' {9 h5 i( VIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.$ `- Y, [( T0 S* |5 Q

1 q3 w  _5 H# U. QIf you cry, you're a wimp.! f0 ?" ]/ G$ L4 s& _8 e
If you don't, you're insensitive.+ |2 G1 h' @+ _' B

9 }" j4 p6 r; c; ?' T0 m( K& {0 }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 R# h# @0 f/ s" h; _5 k. M9 _! sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 b" m8 t. `$ R4 L, `4 ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.& R: S! o  g" c3 p  p
If she asks you, it's a favor.% n' p4 n  l7 U# Z& [
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 k! W2 f. X+ Y8 N, T# m! cIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.* L9 j% e/ i( U, p  o; g' v
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.! Q, ~8 n% T2 q* ~
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. a" w; g1 R$ x/ t0 E( A# iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.. p1 y: ~5 o/ H# A1 x3 }
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If she has a headache, she's tired.- p/ |" K) j* k2 K% B
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
! z, y& E, A" S2 n% j3 G/ k* kfeeling sorry for the guys~
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