Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% p" l8 I7 t; a: R$ e6 E: ]/ b- `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ b! `' r, r8 c8 o" H0 b/ jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ j, m9 j& W9 j/ R/ Z. q' {; ~4 yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# C. n" d  r' {! R% R7 A% ^If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

+ R0 J* X( @; r8 ], Y7 Q( x* r2 ]+ xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

; f) ?9 S1 Y# K* D/ j( m) kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

/ d) W) l1 c  V9 s- S; O/ gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% V# T; K- @3 ZIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" [& O. A0 Z8 r2 UIf you don't, you're a slob.

% w" H7 K+ ~& O( a9 u# m& CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

6 W& F0 g$ |( `. c2 l( HIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
% ?! O( d8 }  I! R  o% rIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~