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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 V/ o% G& e; B8 c. BIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* K% b3 r) E* ^3 L; d9 DIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: Z3 P$ N, C) r/ m* W
m2 J( ~0 {: g3 y9 pIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.6 w, j% e+ W g0 L6 \4 m
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* h! B$ K" D/ g3 [* J% L& _
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& n+ i6 f$ w9 }: {, q! hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! i( C* T8 a' }4 |4 C, H
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 u5 I) o8 k5 l8 Y0 cIf you don't, you're insensitive.8 {6 z" |$ d. r, n$ T& a `% N
m1 t8 g$ B M% qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ n4 O- y$ F: Y0 n" E
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.8 L1 ]3 W/ o f' O
- F- T3 Y& l$ HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 H" |7 d. I! w8 H% rIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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# x- h, ? E( RIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 z) s6 L% Q# c* {9 W* nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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" j% R3 k' \" \6 `* y: e- pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ e. W) L, o N1 wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% h$ w; {( L) p. m1 f* zIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 V: X5 o% \$ V1 w& q
If you're not, you're not ambitious.' ~0 c( f1 h+ P H% h: l3 y" X" S7 w
! r- t5 |, l. v; Y& YIf she has a headache, she's tired.6 x7 i" T: H% k# K6 a8 }8 Z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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