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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 E  d+ k/ `  F$ U: V$ N) q/ AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.0 T8 m$ M7 ~) t4 Y& u$ `1 O

) w# H* Q* ~8 j+ c: t4 zIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ p1 ~9 f' h$ C5 }$ d
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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* r: d) p1 x& D7 e- W6 Q5 o  nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ K- P' @$ I$ G( q7 Q# GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' n3 x8 t$ c6 b$ E8 M" _

% v+ v: d7 I6 Y0 E& bIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& o+ S3 u: n4 S* a4 H: |- z) e: WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
) `" B- g9 n3 D  p3 P. G7 SIf you don't, you're insensitive.7 }( U8 e: I0 w

( q* d2 B: o; ^* o# |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! v+ c- V; j  ]+ M
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.8 T% z" x5 Y/ O6 Q$ D, L0 o  ?

* F* M, j6 J6 Q- jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 f2 M8 S( w) C9 F$ qIf she asks you, it's a favor.: Q' i! m) M* l: g5 }6 G

, q9 e0 m5 }. u7 R5 VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* `! G7 P  P0 Q1 j1 S( U  ^
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% h4 q5 {; z8 V6 F. hIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.6 L8 W. P! i* z' z" _1 o2 {9 W$ ^
If you're not, you're not ambitious.# G6 F( g$ E) R5 u* B# w
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If she has a headache, she's tired.: z  p, d+ n9 U3 C6 q4 S
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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