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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: I, e. S6 I7 D; b, D
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, R. x' J, x* [1 e0 E. i/ W- NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 t: v2 b! r# F* {
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 L6 V) ]0 l1 R" B
3 @& P" D: C/ n! {: D5 BIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.+ l7 }2 U, ]# T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
; _1 m/ F9 K2 |If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% E3 {* g9 T3 w2 J5 N
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 d+ b0 _0 c! t% @6 ~ l, lIf she asks you, it's a favor.+ \8 t2 {, q1 }- q
: Y8 ]9 E6 x* t9 E gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) z) s7 c' P: b* uIf you don't, you're a slob.% A: w0 G& o2 T3 O) S5 Y7 v& b
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, B, Q$ ]4 A1 MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% N, [4 `# B- \8 JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. ]/ [$ ]( B. s) s! W
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.2 s% g* C' v! h8 ~- q0 z* G
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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