Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 o5 d" s. |! M- v9 |/ [! \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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& t/ h3 F! \% i. h& IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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( Z; K. K% ?$ ~/ J; NIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& X# f9 s  I+ A' n4 Q' q# D9 cIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" J# {" B6 Y7 A) R, F  N& p) rIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

& c+ p( s$ C9 f6 R% k% gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 R, @3 I' V  }1 O' o, uIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 M/ {9 n# c: f  _0 _5 y* IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
. P$ `) l( Q) Z9 |If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~