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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.+ h" ?% b+ ]0 @, k
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.7 }# {( c0 f( y3 B9 Q. g& H0 l

+ I; x$ w" j; Q# R6 eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. y, P1 X! u1 @) V( e) e( \
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better., v# s# e. J7 d  Q# ?
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* K/ F/ E7 \1 ?. T6 }  ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 _! I5 w- J/ K; @3 {% l' f" q
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.  b( ?, R) b0 y2 W, g6 K7 d  c7 Y/ {1 G
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 E+ S- `: d) y% vIf you don't, you're insensitive.5 P8 J1 R# J- h5 v8 c# c" _1 f% z5 d
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) k9 M: h. Q2 U0 M4 F! _
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.' N9 K) r. C& B2 {7 K! \
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ R2 \3 e6 B, ^" |- U
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 i5 [! o; j  P/ O% ~) IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: a, y/ S+ b) p& |# I
If you don't, you're a slob.1 ]2 ?3 I8 Y' s0 i6 _! I

% |% E' G# {) }4 b% y/ DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; H5 t! m: m6 s: tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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( f- p6 l( s: j! C. r' R1 SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 g' H) u# V! X" [; o4 wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' H1 s; g- u' }; k; PIf she has a headache, she's tired.
+ M* \! D6 b9 Z! W  l7 WIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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