Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 ?8 x+ V1 R3 N  SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- _5 H6 C5 i) |; i# EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

4 }* i3 l, M; s1 ]4 Y. m- UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; o/ m# {; c% s% N7 DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

! I- Q/ x: [3 IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* [' O7 U# g( N& W9 rIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; C; q( Y- d" o' ~: pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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8 c7 r3 k8 p  e) f4 O( LIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) {! i6 {7 x# M( Q, d1 rIf you don't, you're a slob.

2 {: ~* X% E6 ~9 AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. ]- v: ~; t8 o$ ?6 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~