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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% a* w% o: d% j; xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) N% l/ v& M3 x( r' B

  \3 Q$ P, y) |0 w. W7 kIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% a5 R6 Y3 {& g( b; {. t2 q5 kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 L1 g9 q7 }- B1 H8 m+ M/ |  RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 u9 L: _: U( a, U- D% y8 o" b
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 n, x  W$ s9 {9 L4 }+ a% Z( D. e
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment./ q& Q7 T- V) @6 N" w% G" s
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.* u# h" H. y7 |$ Y+ T
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 J0 c3 y! z6 `- b& @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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( i/ c8 f: [# V1 y' r6 wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 t+ b/ M2 ^* |# N. Y3 `% D5 z  d
If she asks you, it's a favor.6 d5 y" e2 S& Y
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 f3 T! S4 U2 b" T+ p( M
If you don't, you're a slob./ K' z2 I/ ~* m2 \

) e& x5 E9 u: _8 L& ^; aIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  y4 O- c( l/ H5 R* D; t2 [& k/ i0 NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 ~: ?# {3 d8 E# J' K( b6 w) F- j9 p* y

2 u0 Z+ O, ~2 J/ m5 wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% C2 \1 X; S. C% d6 C2 t& Q$ O! fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.( ]- J4 @2 Q: Y% w
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! v5 W7 G% d$ E& e2 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
& r( l& G: u0 K) cfeeling sorry for the guys~
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