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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum." _4 ^; T# Z# \' _
# \, h9 r0 V$ Y7 h$ @If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: }7 ^" h& u% r5 ]3 O
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better./ h# }2 D7 c3 D
- T8 g9 o& M2 Z8 J/ N, nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.6 v/ A- d8 J0 j
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.5 u% b ?* B& M! `% ~
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 ~8 D x; A& JIf you cry, you're a wimp., H' W3 x0 h; ~ u, u; X. `; ^9 S' H
If you don't, you're insensitive.. x; i) r' j9 P# T% d0 H
9 N8 z& z( T% s0 p# o/ |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard./ ?, \5 R$ D7 B. I X! `, ?* ?
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; E' _' M+ w, d( x& d0 X5 C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 X0 Z2 P" C5 ?% j, T3 P: o% D- t) c
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" N% p8 x/ A3 [! H) _: M; J+ o* vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 K* h' F/ {" D+ n: x3 K
If you don't, you're a slob.
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j6 d; f* p) \# LIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) S7 V1 j% g4 S, \If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 P7 {& |: x* Y8 E+ h9 i/ j2 d2 q2 nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 u# _$ S' W. N2 ]
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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