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! y- A9 K( a; W4 k8 @! bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# D- d) k: e9 p; r! }0 f
: g B# |6 n6 f* Y3 _& oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! M8 S2 c/ C% z, j
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 c1 c; [/ r5 g7 n8 a7 K) N6 ?# ^
4 G1 @7 Y& A3 ^! K5 ]% N' F4 PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% f7 W/ A& ^& @( b! Q
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 s5 y( @0 p+ D5 q$ c- ^ m, \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 V! W$ X; S+ s$ T# D. u6 B( W0 |7 o, VIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 [* b! M$ [) D+ I1 a/ Y3 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* A( h5 a9 z8 R( A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( ~, M8 W: ?" _: h9 i0 Z
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.- [& |, @1 f, V( `! J
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 w+ B! e; s# a; qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something., K- t1 k$ F% J' d+ v
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 {, R% X% C8 Y U5 NIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.) m6 v* f" g" m& Y, L: i: N
If you're not, you're not ambitious." D: M# A3 c* v' o
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
3 O! m- b7 X% C b. LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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