Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  Q1 Q9 j) M' e3 E' O; B, qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

; T5 A; I1 O, _5 F% K+ I# WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ H, Q: i' \5 v* J! y# o- M: dIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 W. G8 E4 u% b  iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
, D* s$ o" y6 h4 C. z2 `8 hIf you don't, you're insensitive.

3 ^' O0 O6 m* V# Y1 z% m* pIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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2 u( A& p# g/ {' I8 J9 B9 ?8 V. y0 zIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 L8 `, K5 p- T- g2 nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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' N* ?" [6 Y! E' j  P; SIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
$ t2 P7 p3 Z/ D* j: F# T0 |1 M% Ffeeling sorry for the guys~