Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% C7 C6 b* z7 G( NIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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5 Q1 c, i! _% L1 I- C2 P0 KIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' @. U5 e$ |; G: Y3 n! XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 U8 Z/ c' v% m0 L) a0 @% hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

) G; r( ?% w  c* A. I; IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 ?( d" A# }0 uIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  C; W- G9 u- y9 D0 @: d4 ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 V- }2 p' R5 b$ u2 ]: w, bIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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' T8 n1 y6 U* s, B2 f- H! XIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ m! D$ `" a* T6 X' Z! uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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* ?) ~' ]/ ?: k# A& S# t* w- tIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* B; K8 C! X* a/ |, ?/ H  VIf she asks you, it's a favor.

/ g# j0 D) Y% LIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

6 }! ]- P6 X; @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  ^) K0 K4 k. P+ B9 S* H- z, TIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' j8 V+ v' R: ?: B. S  ]If you're not, you're not ambitious.

$ E- b1 ]0 Y' H6 k9 C! EIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
8 }4 B! |$ J3 x: E2 tfeeling sorry for the guys~