Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 B$ K; b. N  f* A- r/ u- sIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 D) y/ ?  d( L1 U5 p/ FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 u% m- E$ M8 ~If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

# C0 x* `' c9 M# }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* d* v4 u$ U3 s. J9 d8 tIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 F+ _5 W/ J& G; C$ WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' l8 A. Y" _$ w$ d+ d1 kIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ b$ q4 J! U& T; P0 }1 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ ?/ N3 L* a: V1 QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

* L% ~3 I2 B6 u- _! r& t1 _1 DIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- ]/ P: {5 d" ]" W/ XIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
9 r: q. y$ c1 }! g4 `feeling sorry for the guys~