Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- Z& E) o3 S) _! b! U" Y# cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 d% e$ ^5 j1 c9 _& H; x8 mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

3 W) w0 S4 R% qIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& d/ O4 L+ \( b0 y0 X1 h- @% x$ nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: B+ u% g9 v0 n0 {If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ [3 H4 f- K' ^% I; m+ ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

9 k1 K% v+ f! _3 X: S  \* WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# Y8 }0 M7 {3 _. W+ U! Z5 DIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, k  \: C6 ~+ H8 m1 |2 y+ f3 `4 I. fIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* d5 t, U* L  z0 Z" t5 M2 u8 V* U$ ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) L; [$ J, |' X! hIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) m5 Y5 s# `% O4 h9 Qfeeling sorry for the guys~