Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- I8 E2 Z1 s  n. DIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! V* H+ I/ O/ ]* [6 S& H. F. jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 H4 s  l$ Q4 V7 T+ hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 K) O1 j7 U$ `/ @If you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ m2 p1 C+ T9 ?0 ?% IIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 h8 H  M6 t  \2 k+ _/ [  NIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

8 m" F+ h8 z" s+ EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ O0 M- j% w4 I( x; i+ j; p! s% [If she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 e. H3 Q9 w' w# u& pIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ z  |9 g( Z9 gIf you don't, you're a slob.
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& e8 p9 ~# T. v/ Q/ JIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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( x1 S5 A- w" s: eIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 ^( H2 L( p" B( ]2 ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
: o, c8 [& G2 L8 k5 D9 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
$ s5 s$ e8 t# m* `- M6 ?feeling sorry for the guys~