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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.0 q! B+ `2 h- N% _8 }, L
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% T9 B/ u8 @ c0 t; ?( t: J: g* Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; Y& b9 l. T( C& i
# G& b3 s3 {, r8 m- q' m. \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 S% c9 q7 k$ r0 [3 G$ `If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. O, z4 Z Y; w- m3 n9 @$ D- @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.8 T! O% j( ~2 k# ^* Y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ A/ l- O' Z/ X. g+ l( N3 W7 a
) u2 f; S5 N5 f. y, Y* n) @9 JIf you cry, you're a wimp.8 S+ j0 j" \* N- C; J$ ]9 b
If you don't, you're insensitive.' o: ]! D& {' E' s2 h
) F# n7 T: I0 P# _7 SIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.- B5 {7 v5 ?/ d" K
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# v. c+ \$ f0 i6 C+ j
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- W* k) x- M, \* K; Y' _. n- D2 c6 z- BIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 w$ t: @# G' N, k# V8 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( ?1 e: K8 v9 H$ H6 xIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.: Z8 K$ d" e3 g4 T: y
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 _8 F( k- u! l% F( E% @- K; FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 a- C: M' z) W, @
If you're not, you're not ambitious.! b; u6 S+ ^ _. V% M& Q! m* k1 P: J/ `
3 G, s& z; }5 @" d3 VIf she has a headache, she's tired.3 u* ^0 { ]! M$ E( W- D
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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