Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! I7 I3 V- {/ x/ ^. R! n# ~( SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- G0 @8 J) ^6 V  @# ]If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. J) v; {  K" @1 [' YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

$ k) r) |" t6 F. P$ ^( S9 G2 RIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) }2 C* t' b* R" AIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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" n! S6 Z! c& g4 Z) mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& }0 Z) c" @2 ~If she asks you, it's a favor.

- u1 b9 I+ Q+ g! Q/ kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  F! B- M1 D  ~; X$ z5 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
/ a1 r% G5 t2 K' O) qfeeling sorry for the guys~