Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

; ?$ V$ g! {3 ^7 _- P4 h7 \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

" y6 u3 B" y# P9 u0 D. J4 I" kIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 [8 }( F: Z0 v/ H7 Q5 RIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ q2 k' O: ?+ l8 eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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( ?# r/ |* p3 z* ?If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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& M) ?+ A5 m! @8 h3 H# HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ A1 d1 x6 H) F+ R; qIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

( d, z. v, b( NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
, ]8 `  v; S/ i  ~8 p5 o1 mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
$ z- o" ]4 b) u; ~* ffeeling sorry for the guys~