Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, H- w8 x2 L$ xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

! r% y+ K2 {8 D/ R% k. c6 a1 aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 M. K. v) A# Q* L/ IIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# d/ g+ d  Z! u4 ]: f; n. E1 OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  B! A: U( G$ [6 XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( {" G% ~/ r( @# C% wIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
* F8 ?- y3 x8 O4 sIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 U, U/ Q& {  L: h3 ^+ F- \3 G2 oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 J/ ?: g  L- y# M5 mIf you don't, you're a slob.

  G/ r# M/ p# H! ]0 TIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

+ p* D$ V, B% m3 F. D/ rIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& Q& Q4 h. J/ yIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
8 z9 T0 J- E, H1 a7 K' p1 a% Kfeeling sorry for the guys~