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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.9 I( b2 T- O$ Z* \& }, _
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 Q; H4 |$ c# F: i/ o6 C8 u+ h6 lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* C! F/ m( i- x% L, w- _
7 z( k( O8 c2 Q9 w" n7 Q V) NIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) e5 h* q0 u0 V. p; O8 f. N2 vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. D5 P% K& J. M: E3 C: c* a( g sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 B; ^9 s2 X4 n" z0 hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.( W. S$ \* F& d
If you don't, you're insensitive.. \$ `' [& q9 |3 @
0 e/ ~$ ^; R# a) N _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' e* D* J" l1 OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ ~7 z6 g3 p, a
. W/ X, V. u& l A/ r; T; E" OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& x, N% g# h9 s5 ]' KIf she asks you, it's a favor.) `$ C6 Y$ S5 L% A
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, }6 D2 V- e+ h* a6 T# UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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) U! b# i" w [; rIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.- |: j2 b0 ?: Z, Q& @/ Q% U
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.0 v! t8 l" c4 j0 r/ ^& V' N, X
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ q5 W7 ^& j0 E# _8 LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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