Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 o" P4 T3 K# {7 U: p) ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ e9 E( U) [6 [, _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 W- J8 m2 F- A. S- FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

( t6 w' y- i$ M% I! s8 E" x# J) [If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: G7 P/ v* {5 J2 w& DIf she asks you, it's a favor.

! U/ \  o- E  C& E5 Z+ x- rIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ o! C1 _/ @1 W6 H6 H( j& Q8 [If you don't, you're a slob.

8 G: n9 L$ I4 K6 k+ {( S, L1 vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 D' }& @- v. X( x  WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% Q. M2 \& }( f( d# QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 J! v2 N: c- z" FIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 z! v: j3 W6 f0 ~! lIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~