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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 [ }4 n! p* a- x4 ^+ V4 o. ~
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) Q4 |" O( K9 |# e9 j5 T* D1 G
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* k$ C |, |( I! A
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.8 T8 ]6 K7 _) L3 o$ T
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, w* u+ W5 r/ J6 F3 B; B0 cIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 l7 N" S: d+ \If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& z6 e. [- V: o9 b( `8 A
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
, H7 V$ Y7 h& d6 k1 \0 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 V: a p/ t4 L4 p* R3 ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 s# t5 ~' |1 e6 I4 RIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 N, W0 T: w3 }; Q/ G& {5 [
7 Y a5 T; n. f) U) U4 ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- w, o4 s9 m' G6 m5 CIf she asks you, it's a favor.# l! l1 L( R* O- E/ `# a; P
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: \$ Z0 @& K- X; nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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2 S, K" G! p, \5 i1 I5 F- ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" A7 H; ^* u- p# F3 vIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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0 k1 ]% L' V8 D0 p$ t5 _6 G; DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.* ~, S6 [" V) j n/ W, ^ M! T
If you're not, you're not ambitious.% o3 o1 K' Z, m3 v2 f0 ~
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
, q1 e3 s) F1 I2 [% s5 e4 yIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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