Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! E$ Q0 B5 |% WIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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) Y5 l* u1 B# x# J7 xIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  v8 ]/ u% M. S& S2 J. ?. c4 HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* h& m( W! b; @If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
7 D( q& w8 ~. MIf you don't, you're insensitive.

6 Q" H* S4 Q6 F9 TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. L! a# A$ J' p% PIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ G% a+ h! e! C' T# k$ wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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  A9 }1 g/ l, T9 vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 z: @( G- R+ c4 Q- aIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 }. G+ P/ W+ K5 V1 a; QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~