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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) e8 d7 `! _! A4 uIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. m" F/ i: n4 {2 P4 g
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* E" s5 m' y4 R& e/ d: M/ N
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 i" Z0 S' b5 r* T2 V1 V& SIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.. k- ?% ~3 \- g! z X
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 \. i8 h6 ~/ {( @If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 p) J: V$ f8 P( v& r% G% KIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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1 P: b- t- ~/ d0 \" I5 bIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& l* f& x5 V8 e. i
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* q2 q# V2 A8 V/ v# v1 X) e' M: h
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' x8 t( E! v8 d: ]8 L0 _( RIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! b5 H( p( e+ \" m {; N$ T" PIf you don't, you're a slob.
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1 t$ D( s* E7 X: ~* }5 _, s# eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- t. u9 G) h+ E. l3 RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- A4 t9 N, Q6 V# p
If you're not, you're not ambitious.9 y, U5 G* j2 q; j3 }
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 ~( X2 {4 u `7 H) G# x* V6 R2 u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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