Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* N# E) Y& S# ?/ y5 q; b, e4 R8 oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

9 o; ^4 c5 O0 wIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

! u! h1 ~" R3 }* K- F  D, v; E- \If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" |# W) I* }  ~" PIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 c3 L' @+ W) }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 U, W8 A' D, Y, YIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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! t3 l* M0 m, ~" N6 u3 W5 D8 EIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 ?0 p# R' n1 z) R& JIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

, I' E9 f$ a5 D6 S; [If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 c/ ]6 g4 R" i  X2 ]/ {9 bIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) w+ ?- S* l8 {; Y5 i5 {* fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
! k" n9 O+ i3 j0 g* IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~