Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. `0 M' F% I  U) sIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; ^& b; X) B, QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 B' `9 R; M" `1 x+ u1 h, O5 T* OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. c2 Z  H; S; h# JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 a$ X/ x' X4 ~8 ]& ~; [( SIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
. P# Y* ^3 Y+ `9 m* @If you don't, you're insensitive.

  F' Y2 F9 c- f; `- M) yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

4 b$ e% g2 V6 U; n% J; CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~