Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

6 g5 j& I2 r, L9 g, U. \! GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 H: u7 {$ t- s/ U! ]7 TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; u$ \: l: A- H0 l; kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 P8 n4 H7 v. E( r1 CIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* X, H" D' @: B' ~) \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

! |- Y0 c) ^! h; q' L3 c* n: uIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: Z5 d* e2 X& xIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 \5 V3 E% H. b$ S; vIf you don't, you're a slob.

$ j; ]6 Q( Q2 D' L3 \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

& y: |- x4 y! a) A4 S2 DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 ~1 H5 j" D/ Y6 d4 m1 kIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~