Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) e8 d7 `! _! A4 uIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 i" Z0 S' b5 r* T2 V1 V& SIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 \. i8 h6 ~/ {( @If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 p) J: V$ f8 P( v& r% G% KIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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1 P: b- t- ~/ d0 \" I5 bIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' x8 t( E! v8 d: ]8 L0 _( RIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! b5 H( p( e+ \" m  {; N$ T" PIf you don't, you're a slob.
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1 t$ D( s* E7 X: ~* }5 _, s# eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- t. u9 G) h+ E. l3 RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& X# {; E' [$ M3 j8 I$ ofeeling sorry for the guys~