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/ ^. M' m) @: ~9 ~! bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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) a3 g3 Y0 W4 c+ S: `% _' ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* u) i, v# W' `: w# uIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.9 B! }# ]+ ]0 ~% H) h& @
- S- {5 J$ L; _ o+ j1 RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 ~. T. N5 f' Q; s( e* kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 C3 f0 j* V& P8 u1 J; k+ p0 G
+ ?$ w' l2 p, g$ _! iIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 L* _$ [. V" l" f, mIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 {- v7 F* G1 Q* c% oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 q) S, q" J6 V: P7 ?3 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.3 h2 a3 _! O9 C
( K% `2 J* z: ?5 i8 f0 X) S2 i+ G iIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 U9 M- z( u0 r( t& J! b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# i+ ~- P: F- C/ d* j# D5 t+ u
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ {( N- I3 c- K- M4 q! n2 d* T0 Y FIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something." T" J. ]% v' S- H+ S" j1 D
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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$ R6 |2 r, G2 H4 ~1 OIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 f' N- _: A# x% A ]5 ~; dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.# x# z4 t1 ^ `7 L2 K# O
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
) e. m7 }( q7 a. K4 ^7 XIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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