Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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  M( J) z' O0 |# T9 rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% `. l7 `0 x4 f& S1 s+ {If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

, Z! Q' Y4 W# z9 ^% pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: [& o0 d! H+ `3 y- UIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ W2 {/ }. ?: U3 `) S2 AIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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" ]; `3 J1 m3 |0 ]# n( }+ t* ~/ n6 y  EIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

/ p2 _/ p' [: i/ qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ T1 T: O& b) ^& W  SIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 ~: f, L2 @  G1 U6 OIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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9 ^9 _. o$ U; A, z3 [  ?" wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! w# ^% ]$ i5 e# C3 c) ]1 P, m: iIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
! f7 B, i5 z7 V4 F3 K3 Ufeeling sorry for the guys~