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9 D0 W5 g7 U2 Z1 p* p; qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ \4 Q$ n' r: P" ^If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) N6 E* w8 K2 x7 F0 q) ~9 ?. T
2 C+ x" w9 X+ `5 b0 r0 {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& q9 f1 q0 U* T* j) |; }$ p6 C- ^
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* k$ d: t9 M3 u/ T/ ^% }, R% o
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 W' x, i/ ?' s* hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.- B; }5 I) u8 z* j3 s6 P
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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# C. F- C; ?3 h4 ~4 V: QIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard./ F v( ]) I/ W6 J; y: o& S
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 g/ c: L5 J+ Y. U; c. t" i8 kIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.4 F5 x U$ v- w2 k$ H
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 t" h, T3 u) D( ?If you don't, you're a slob.5 Q! Z6 V8 M4 L6 D
# E; E# j& B1 _- hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.# k3 P. b0 Z X% G5 T) k
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& p: u' s4 i+ P8 X' D. e( y. cIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! J5 L9 z+ K. a! S4 F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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- W* K; i$ }$ c) NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 U3 _9 ~: N$ K- t: |3 f2 OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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