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( C+ o' T# R8 QIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.9 `4 L5 b a2 o; d+ O2 j- J, n
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ F/ g5 D; T( n, J) {5 c
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" c3 q' a1 D. f& r( E9 W+ @If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% |% H( g r' w
2 A8 p2 r6 n) i( VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.( [4 Q& [; J, V$ N/ p
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.0 N2 r* w$ Y/ }3 a; z
2 G# S* B {3 ], o5 ZIf you cry, you're a wimp.6 U3 [- E: r/ |- L0 f, l
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( `1 B9 K' q, d! i/ V/ _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' X, O) [- t9 S4 o' u
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.) a" B2 d* V" v
If she asks you, it's a favor.3 {- o# A. o& q# r! U' G
) W( j+ x# ?8 d; t) uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ K7 s4 O0 J& I* d( D: pIf you don't, you're a slob.0 l5 H5 O9 m! Z$ {8 U) o3 o9 U
2 R- X2 F( |* J7 x3 m! GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 [: \. }6 v( ]7 e) {$ jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 x' ~3 {& V) Q3 k& SIf you're not, you're not ambitious.2 c N- K) N; s+ S3 h
8 O# ]1 f% ?7 p+ V4 G3 h; r3 ^, A4 y' ~1 QIf she has a headache, she's tired.2 o6 R+ ?; n% d$ P/ e, i
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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