Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# ?4 V% l7 p  f) n, @If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

3 l8 d: Y+ C" uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. f* D* r& v, N9 h' v4 OIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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* E# P! J+ k5 M0 P5 w6 \+ ^( oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
0 o/ P7 t: \1 H. P4 f. i0 eIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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# b* ]" |9 P+ l/ {: i% m& M* k" gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 I# V6 I* D! sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' u8 X* g+ n9 I) [If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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) L3 ]# z: W5 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

, T8 u# i: n9 K8 y; {. DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. T' k% n& Y- ?+ n$ oIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~