Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 }- p3 u: F: T4 x7 n7 SIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

1 v( f! ^1 J$ G# p2 q* yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 q3 C4 t# k% X  D/ @, N# L- WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

0 B+ }1 V$ l) c. fIf you cry, you're a wimp.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 {6 i# g; x2 [3 b0 a0 LIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

5 Y1 o3 ~3 l- EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

0 M% s1 `9 N5 R0 f. kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' b- f+ D; n. w' k6 GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~