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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) u* @! ^1 i, E
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. G5 _) _8 |1 k% `6 Z/ B

; O) K8 J. r& x$ [( h7 F5 IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% j9 H1 L% c+ M6 ^. R- L8 ]# Y1 jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
  ~: y" s: x; [) MIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." i4 h6 n' U4 p
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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$ d* s& g8 N9 E3 vIf you cry, you're a wimp.7 O1 K6 b( T" h% v+ z7 c0 w
If you don't, you're insensitive.' J3 B2 n# D1 d: ~2 }9 y

2 B! }6 ]/ L3 r1 L- }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ r% y. J, m: k6 ]; Q# t0 m8 oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* J: b8 X! [& s

" g$ u$ i0 j, A2 a9 @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ a/ J% h: w) L6 K- H2 `% ~# s  uIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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! F4 B/ k, p" S' x* b0 VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# m; n( [+ v' H' K$ D
If you don't, you're a slob.* b; |$ q6 o0 j" {
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. }4 C8 S0 y7 R6 t; T8 Y% PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ E. a4 W0 m; _  G8 c$ XIf you're not, you're not ambitious.! p8 K8 Z8 N; |+ O+ a6 `
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
- B- ?) I1 R+ R& Y; @- L4 gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~! q/ L& N7 R( g" }
feeling sorry for the guys~
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