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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.( R; T# C* D, J  K  R* ]
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.( y" E+ a' y  z( w; v! v
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.& i0 L4 l- k1 S3 y# ?$ r, q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.. I# c& I; g/ i
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ N0 n$ `; G: b7 |: |: n) `3 \
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. `& R2 U0 t. h8 LIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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( A9 t: |, `6 a* Q. iIf you cry, you're a wimp.  @( c2 S: g7 I
If you don't, you're insensitive.1 _) C! z% Z/ M0 w

3 p) Q9 o1 }& V5 M+ IIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) f2 f, m0 [, v3 n1 `, G4 I4 c. V
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; W4 n. i7 U( A2 ?+ X8 y2 D
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination./ [% C5 i' }' }/ M. i
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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: `& N+ Q" A9 T- u4 p2 Z/ `5 fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.) V  S5 X8 J3 A8 o7 T- E7 K
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.# y2 u  J2 T9 }; W- b& }! v+ R1 \  z* x
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.$ u+ D/ r# e0 d
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 u6 s( j  l1 J# R! VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.' ?$ h( l' |4 ]- r/ ^* A2 q" I) {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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