Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

3 @, _# A  \' J; R+ _! C2 _% oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& F; w/ X* }+ j1 U, V+ zIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

9 c6 I; E4 F4 z  E! G. U$ zIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* x- I7 [4 i/ x7 e  j7 \) c9 QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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- T4 R+ M$ w% ?. d; I! q" OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 J* |% a2 q9 ]If you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 R3 g& j! v( S3 L/ A# F0 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 f7 c1 `. ?) D: ^0 ?) V$ kIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

/ s, j: m  Y! @) j- NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, F+ |# X3 x. s& n0 w2 cIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~