Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. U$ w3 b* F9 pIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 C( w; A3 G% p, F" x6 sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) |$ w2 G4 _5 p! p$ FIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
" }7 h" P4 Z5 i. }) Y% t. iIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' H  w3 v, T( n& ?6 s) r& y6 ^) CIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ c. F) [# A9 TIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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- Z: e* n$ V( ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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" T. p( T5 z3 a; o5 E! M% j# |- H& oIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

1 x) I% a1 @, F/ ?5 A0 DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% ]1 o# O: T; _3 }4 bIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

. d- _3 t( X1 r: i& hIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~