Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- z, e1 N# ]) ?& C# q( QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! j3 v6 F( G! {- b" J# \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. f* v$ y6 g' b9 nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 S2 f1 H2 @! i! p$ eIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, {( C% g7 J# n2 iIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 i* y: g, G0 f: h* [' m/ {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% R+ v$ |7 x# ^2 E' _* y& HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

# d5 A) G/ V4 A/ O3 D; fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~