Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

; O) K8 J. r& x$ [( h7 F5 IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% j9 H1 L% c+ M6 ^. R- L8 ]# Y1 jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
  ~: y" s: x; [) MIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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$ d* s& g8 N9 E3 vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

2 B! }6 ]/ L3 r1 L- }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ r% y. J, m: k6 ]; Q# t0 m8 oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

" g$ u$ i0 j, A2 a9 @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ a/ J% h: w) L6 K- H2 `% ~# s  uIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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! F4 B/ k, p" S' x* b0 VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. }4 C8 S0 y7 R6 t; T8 Y% PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ E. a4 W0 m; _  G8 c$ XIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
- B- ?) I1 R+ R& Y; @- L4 gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~