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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 E- E v, i! ?& o7 C' G9 UIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! Q, n; {6 q* v; Y& ?+ nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.! Z0 D0 Y7 N, H( @' ]
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. m/ v$ O& r9 L1 cIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: Y2 j0 J R' ^ n. GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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n4 ?& F3 s: O& SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
4 l$ {% a# \0 V6 d7 H2 M O' qIf you don't, you're insensitive.6 G9 s3 U0 Z3 \+ @+ B; \' }3 r7 [
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. \6 i6 d$ R \0 x) A# z" S" C8 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( s! E) A: Z1 Z7 ]& [' P) x. eIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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; g* ?1 ~6 }8 S0 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.! q; a* Q. q8 l( v, Y) Q5 O
If you don't, you're a slob.6 b: s" v+ c4 Q \3 l, o# ^1 L
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 q9 b7 [& ^- q4 J$ xIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" s0 z* T# A, ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.* v8 t. x& W/ s J" ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 D( D. S. U6 x" [5 k0 c$ DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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