Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ U/ X: u) Z7 A' XIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

2 j$ }" ?2 Y  Q) Q! E6 SIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 V  m) p5 _6 O2 H" r) _If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

; I- L' v( }* m9 uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 o7 D0 p& a$ G1 }/ j2 xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
( B, ~3 h4 }$ k* P  v3 |If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% ?& z+ d  ]5 q2 `6 tIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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+ H& ~/ u/ Y" |2 _& efeeling sorry for the guys~