Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 f+ _7 f2 L5 E- OIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

$ ~- a$ ^) z/ h4 s! QIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& L" c7 ?' S2 R2 d1 R' FIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

0 F, |1 h, C7 C  Y0 R  eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 x( w9 j' y; G& d. q% CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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) P$ \3 F5 S4 \7 s8 L9 `; }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 B; _* `: `* O5 _( ?If you don't, you're a slob.

/ r- p, \) c: a) sIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

$ A$ Z0 s, j% I* r6 ~6 a/ AIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 x  E7 L/ C7 {( wIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~