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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 ?8 x+ V1 R3 N  SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- _5 H6 C5 i) |; i# EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 D1 h* z5 S9 @$ U/ p
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.# L) x* n' S: j

4 }* i3 l, M; s1 ]4 Y. m- UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; o/ m# {; c% s% N7 DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity., e# k  x  Y, Y1 c, ^

! I- Q/ x: [3 IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* [' O7 U# g( N& W9 rIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; `9 P; z% T5 s( {
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If you cry, you're a wimp.7 r' y! z: }9 `/ g
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; C; q( Y- d" o' ~: pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination." l/ R2 |2 E4 n, H- @0 |
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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8 c7 r3 k8 p  e) f4 O( LIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) {! i6 {7 x# M( Q, d1 rIf you don't, you're a slob.% T( n0 y" Z. t8 T9 E

2 {: ~* X% E6 ~9 AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something." A: n5 M$ p2 I; O& g- [" V
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. ]- v: ~; t8 o$ ?6 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 `+ k# E; W& _0 j9 }* T7 c
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.9 n7 N; j: Q1 W( T% [8 z4 u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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