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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.1 k# V# ^8 g0 W+ S: L ]( S
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 d( m' l$ F7 p
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.- |* V: N% O/ H$ k7 B$ X0 x' F
# N" u+ O3 Y' {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% Q! G- ~2 ^- N: [0 Q8 h
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# m( d4 \+ u$ ~- w
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
% S1 R, v8 G# Q$ n. u1 X4 [1 t; ~If you don't, you're insensitive.) C" e9 A8 \0 @6 S# B5 `
8 v) G6 U. G n# B# ]3 nIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! b1 y. t+ W1 I6 x) z8 G
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% s }, O0 G9 ]' |1 X& c4 \If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 z: O: d9 Z. B% d3 _1 VIf she asks you, it's a favor." R; C4 ?$ }. e# h( ?. W
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 d" c- m6 J% f( E9 H8 q" @7 u/ QIf you don't, you're a slob.
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) X+ E, F" {8 P; |5 s3 ~# I+ HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; i! Y2 O- C* \# o8 \' E. I3 _5 xIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 j0 m7 G1 h0 g: M. s5 w+ d
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: X3 m$ C# s( l" I' ]If you're not, you're not ambitious." r% U: k+ U' }1 x3 V
3 {+ m( ~3 S B" D2 h" r0 tIf she has a headache, she's tired./ p. O4 f+ D9 r0 p2 F9 K1 j
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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