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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; a' o- ]& B) h
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.( }& p: k5 N7 q) U; l1 S
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) W# @4 W) A! E! K
/ N; p% A! P6 u, P9 I" M" L, d* }If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 N% E5 u& f) N5 @) E+ p' Q; vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! p" {- K, _% t. l8 B, E
If you don't, you're insensitive.2 E, }+ h) E: \4 W7 k6 d; D; o
/ \6 N. X* \; a! {7 `If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.3 a6 _1 t/ P0 C+ `5 q3 K
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 H) X2 s. `' p- g' E. B4 x6 b: N
% U' ]8 `4 ]: r4 L: }4 ? i% _If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.: |4 }' p: I6 R" g1 @
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 k! B* N: ^. ~4 W" J
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" f7 |; X8 k& M' Z4 kIf you don't, you're a slob.9 l; I* B3 H3 ^6 B% V
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.! j' \/ [( B7 I+ t/ Z, C& [
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., H+ j$ E: r2 W" i3 R6 G
If you're not, you're not ambitious.3 z4 m5 e1 k9 S
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
$ h2 p, h3 W+ xIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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