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* b# ~8 N M9 r0 W, o4 `) N( fIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 H9 q' i. T4 T9 i5 T8 P" JIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 Z8 T2 E! I* {
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.3 @ e" P- P* ~/ a5 E" n
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' `. r: w+ C, k' P4 mIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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+ K5 D# X# ?3 |1 l- [! a' SIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) X4 i) k1 `) T. p. A1 p
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ o3 v. {0 ]( g) r' o- @8 \, Z
: \7 b$ g" W: T0 E1 ~. gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
4 B; }/ H8 e+ ZIf you don't, you're insensitive.; `9 W; x) Y& u3 c2 k2 V1 }! V+ e
) J) n8 p# ~% W( \- Z- I" ?9 KIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 n) v0 p. h7 E$ i4 x4 h
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.8 u/ K. _& h7 i( R
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 M. l: b* X. ~- ~. c# VIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# ^, ]4 Y4 H- j" U8 M" }; {) f
If you don't, you're a slob.
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. k' e. c% v; r AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, T: H4 O8 T# N$ u7 |& U- B; NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 ?" ~6 j3 ?1 j& B9 H/ [( g
1 m% M" r7 ]( l7 s- F) c6 xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" L8 N; N) J. pIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ k. b' X! o. G! L7 uIf she has a headache, she's tired.9 g: d- n& \0 p, c# P7 W
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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