Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, Y- j8 G$ h" X$ uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
  |% `( r; z( C& EIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 W' y' B, ?2 j" D( aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

8 l. `  L5 _2 D+ JIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 q! H. H3 z) J* g5 r) Y- CIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

" e; P: }7 v0 P* AIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 {7 R! L( r4 F9 SIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 z; s" @3 X' x5 VIf you don't, you're a slob.

+ g) }, d) \4 c1 T2 _3 j/ uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

3 g/ Q; s' ?/ X( Z' iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 X$ `1 X. |6 p1 m" MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~