 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
" V+ R- p/ r5 M3 P. d+ R: w; jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.8 p5 A, L0 N8 p. J8 b6 i
7 t9 |' b( {2 q7 [0 y1 G
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ B* @/ s& Y/ J) ~ K9 a
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 c0 v2 p5 B: U, }, u% {: t8 X
8 ^7 x& _5 |9 U9 W( DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.0 S8 U0 f4 G: N5 J
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
% k" J; U. c" K& g5 R% S4 C# d+ q: b
' m; R n3 @& {7 l( P. wIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( [$ V. h% e7 A, tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
/ l$ b: T3 C7 s# w1 s* }% S' ]5 t+ l; a8 r6 U# Q; z
If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 @5 F: S& z# n. O$ zIf you don't, you're insensitive.
# h4 d4 e o8 D
0 a# [/ {" {( o9 `If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 T5 z0 b* x. b7 A: IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- b7 g$ ^) e; O" y& l$ i! J
- c" y+ W* o. y0 E6 z8 r$ o
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. v- v# @% Q) e- C
If she asks you, it's a favor." L p- k9 R$ N3 a
- s( G1 b, ~* A! Q+ o! v5 s5 WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 x7 P7 Q3 y d, C) R) g; S3 p6 n
If you don't, you're a slob.$ Q4 F1 m' H h) |% V& q
; _% ^! R- Q7 p" b+ _, U9 e
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) q1 ~2 G+ s5 h8 L4 Z! S; bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
5 a5 e* W# X! R0 k, {1 T& L
3 H: V& L* C9 C, hIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; e/ }' _' O9 \0 b
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
2 p1 r' q. w& H4 p9 Q/ T) o/ T1 ]
6 ^: P# E0 ?, L5 V; {. l6 h1 t' `If she has a headache, she's tired.
6 p; X w+ u4 M5 M! v8 OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-4-27 14:24
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-4-27 15:58
