Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ G( Y1 i4 k9 iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

7 r9 J" t) p0 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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+ b; l+ [5 w7 c$ x2 N) SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% ~; U1 Z+ r  w3 G# cIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 n1 |7 \9 L5 H9 ?# |" YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 \; s" h! C% T- jIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
: Y" P9 Y  a0 Tfeeling sorry for the guys~