Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 \" Z+ y/ L" r  i& L! [5 U# _If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 `; v. ~3 Q6 Z3 g! e7 g% [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 s! N' W$ E4 e  h, PIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ C9 ]; x/ }. C" F" mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) x5 B* O$ L# R- }! OIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' a, d$ e: k1 f! ]2 |If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" P! C0 X8 o/ K5 tIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 l) E8 a6 S# r: e# YIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 i, A, O* T/ `2 fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
: j, Y) H. j5 yIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~