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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ Z) |1 w7 r9 P L$ i* nIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ E/ @. u! ~& jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 ]4 K" ]6 ~( s0 sIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.. R$ ~# I# F) W3 z0 M7 O
8 [2 O% ^0 E. M7 v9 fIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment., ~' Z" n. b8 ]
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 L; y2 n8 O% t" Z; T7 ? x
6 Q. Q- K3 U/ OIf you cry, you're a wimp.4 e1 N" Z% I) F2 Y2 r
If you don't, you're insensitive.* o" _0 R }4 E' a: H: A! Q6 U
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ W6 W) F& G, u0 i/ a1 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ Y) y [ k, Y! ~# A8 Y+ l' A3 ?
; c1 O" G# f* W. \If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* N" e' Y$ W# m) N# G; ^& h. W7 }) T8 bIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.! O' Q/ E# `. t9 C
If you don't, you're a slob.5 F/ S, M; U- g0 S: K9 }
3 w, W0 ]( P) _/ b3 \) S# [If you buy her flowers, you're after something. T. B# ` h, z$ g
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.# O$ S+ x! i/ s( ^3 @, c3 [
: B8 G9 b6 Q9 c+ Z" r; xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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If she has a headache, she's tired. C: l# N5 c" ]
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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