Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. a4 D1 T5 M: c7 u% SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( q0 J$ [: g, h7 o: ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. u& c  i4 z0 g7 B# q0 ZIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* H/ B& o, F, q0 R( _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

( N4 X7 T& U) S' T" s5 }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 n. O' V9 j# a, Z& ~If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ Q; ^& N! W( l" wIf you don't, you're a slob.
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' w, N: D5 I/ t; c% \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

& V; s% _4 y1 ?7 E- d# `If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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