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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.$ e) J! a* h1 V5 a
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! n9 N6 d% ]! U2 {3 mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 p7 n! i* y) _. |
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.1 M y/ v7 a. Z2 M V. ~
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 S( V* O0 y( x/ P4 wIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." W1 k1 a( o% ]$ D& y* z. Y9 \
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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. j4 ` l7 H( n- zIf you cry, you're a wimp.
! s. h$ ^* R+ Q. L! t9 H3 g, oIf you don't, you're insensitive.0 {* _) ~$ |) E$ S* ?! r
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.# c5 L' u# v4 |1 Y) r7 w
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% s+ h, ?3 J, z6 {3 iIf she asks you, it's a favor.& `0 o* `; h( S: s$ V
! d% K& @: h- s- Q' qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: G2 m3 E! ~6 U8 h. d) J' ?If you don't, you're a slob.
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4 k% p- V+ E1 [% d1 pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 n2 H2 S# K/ F& ?0 V
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.' S- s8 s" r% z5 Y
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 r8 U6 U1 F0 a) g; H
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. X# ?6 a4 F9 {* bIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 L! D1 g' S1 R" K1 x/ KIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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