Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

  Q/ V- e2 }0 N& q" e# L) F, q4 h  WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 V0 h" y9 S" p7 YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 p# u6 @* q$ `; PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" [' q  n. r, Y$ E3 x8 |# N8 [8 k1 `( lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ |4 \5 K( G( }- T+ \If she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 h+ f- b/ {+ Y8 [: j7 d1 IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: D7 N) v% g' E) Y* SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 K% `% B( d# h4 \7 ^( l" m' W2 e' @If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~