Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 t; B- v6 P9 ^) eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! p# {$ Y& }  ~  O* x$ X) u7 aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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$ \4 t3 ~0 x% F6 c1 KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& s2 H5 M3 @: lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ q1 ]. {1 V% M; Z9 c  JIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

6 n3 F2 y! n% H, f% l7 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* I; L( j) t/ ~) hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 E, ~9 b- B6 V4 A$ {( ~  ZIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

# j) R- P) Z" N1 V, z; p, r0 R. m! YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

8 _$ g( k) H8 V1 dIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
  O7 n5 B' f5 d9 U8 l1 B8 ]feeling sorry for the guys~