Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ c& F' {" A& i+ |* PIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 U" S* N; T- HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
% E1 H+ y0 C% N3 h' D. SIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ ?$ i& F% F! `3 J* N2 MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

2 Y7 N" F1 I- q* }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 l5 c0 A4 e% R( n4 \8 r' vIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
) Q' C3 U" X& g' ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
+ O- g1 b6 @% n, ffeeling sorry for the guys~