Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

7 H: g% H2 Z1 c% {1 yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- E9 a: k: S! V7 U* g; f( EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- v5 d& ?1 J% K  ^7 ^. U5 i: tIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

* @6 B  }0 J9 B- ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 O8 b( ?; z% Q4 j: m* T  rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) a) _/ l% b- y  YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

2 ^8 N0 k7 @0 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

5 ~5 Y1 E3 Z" _& tIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 q& Y, P9 J( {) w6 G% k' Y# UIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~