Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

3 {4 ^8 ]5 K( u4 W( eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 |" V- ~# l0 j+ O' p9 w" GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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# |/ O* }1 o3 pIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! n/ s3 u0 A0 BIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 k: n6 E$ i+ X' |" S# n  C- v# yIf you don't, you're insensitive.

9 u; v9 f! |+ b0 U; ]# uIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" g- \! J8 V5 @! A  G6 BIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ u! L8 u/ p- c9 t9 Z. j' sIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
- B; f! ?9 p/ J+ t) x: ~0 ?# G! Ifeeling sorry for the guys~