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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 Q+ W' Z$ U' h- `0 f/ }) n6 P0 tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.* F6 `$ r# o0 g4 e4 s
8 w8 K- `3 r4 ]/ `& J- w, c; K! nIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.4 Y6 `" U; L# D1 p. p, D+ p
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: E% s" x ^. H0 o0 ^ v
1 C: a, ^8 y |: IIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. D" c q' l" u3 d5 {
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! t1 p. L* H0 g+ {6 m2 b
6 Y* w ]% w9 XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 v) z) m2 g% C* ~7 C0 K: y/ a
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 C. @, j; G# o9 O
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If you cry, you're a wimp.' P( @, @8 Z$ v4 x
If you don't, you're insensitive.. \+ m$ I# O& J" h' c% I/ R
' v/ G) b2 F3 ~9 wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 B+ C; B& L8 Q. gIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* f) e/ w& }6 o; L( l# O* L
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 x Q/ T+ L* `If she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 Y* @1 |' {+ c1 R: S6 kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 P# K7 b9 M( T& S- p& PIf you don't, you're a slob." V$ t; @/ F* z- B% P) l
6 [3 c9 g3 z& l7 w" wIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 Y, u4 }! z& w* _9 p
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 D7 q8 ~8 J, A0 I5 q4 W
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% l. A- s2 \% X! Y, C1 d6 v
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 |. Y C1 b" w5 G; T9 s. m# h% ~! {If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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