Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ P9 O% D& {) i+ A4 j) @1 bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

. G& v; W# E( U/ g1 \If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 G$ M- n* l; cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

. z+ L) k$ c7 Y, KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 ]& k5 e$ S$ O# ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ v( E4 O/ I/ D# xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
# O) a5 A7 F8 S7 @  i2 |) J" c& D5 oIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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" T" G* o. t, S2 `* dIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) _6 `* p1 {) w. `+ i- cIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 p& Y( t" p( @3 N" i: dIf you don't, you're a slob.

, T; D5 {+ C+ y& J. eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* U: v0 n, M9 w) j  uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# r, q* F( @; e- w" \- @" OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~