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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' a! R* V& T W( X: a* OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 z$ T3 N1 ?: S7 t0 sIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' {0 h/ W* ?- z$ `0 ]$ ]9 H% qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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5 O1 D7 t$ v% t0 |" F/ zIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism., Y: F U0 R# E: X- s1 t8 w2 l
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.0 Q9 F' @& A6 e% _
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 x" H* h1 q$ h/ E! LIf you cry, you're a wimp.
) R$ b" f% @2 n; @If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.; \ z& m/ v: c) |
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." W5 e' X" x# N' j4 G
# E& l! K5 r3 S YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 @& W% c8 Y* J5 M( T% R$ @If she asks you, it's a favor.$ Q3 p0 ?# L, n6 M
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: l/ B% T: v9 `9 [+ {' f
If you don't, you're a slob.6 h {9 t0 U7 _+ _, v
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 q, p- [0 H* _2 K1 tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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/ ]' w' _4 b) S G. g5 V2 OIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. l- o7 @, a1 }" ?7 }+ k5 S
If you're not, you're not ambitious." H( B" D1 A: Y, u/ y; L
& ]8 G. Y* c6 C2 PIf she has a headache, she's tired.7 N/ Y2 u) h' f$ W# I4 {* n
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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