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! k, M6 F' ^ E K, U" U+ D5 _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- Y( d. j+ d/ Y! g8 p3 C0 Q0 O, RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% F' z w; ], l4 z: TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ p1 f$ V6 o! b7 F
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ r0 u$ ?' Y3 P8 R( X% L
* b, l+ ]0 R& [- q) r' o* vIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( X4 N3 ] }# Z8 Q ]# p, w9 BIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& t, B0 }, M* s+ P k1 AIf you cry, you're a wimp.3 J Z. ~/ Y V* |! `* n
If you don't, you're insensitive.: L5 {& }2 O* H' T8 D: f$ V
7 R% z, l& A- B% G) VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 `, G0 N6 j7 LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ q. b. P( b. s2 B
5 R/ Q) N& m( R' HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( ^# M8 X, d) [ D# N- yIf she asks you, it's a favor.; V) F& L1 e4 W1 ^# O/ @+ l7 Y
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. q/ Q' A5 Z) ~: AIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! S8 }0 |" ^. a( y+ r7 I4 }If you don't, you're not thoughtful., D7 M$ r+ u. n( g$ V
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.6 n. @. u4 ^$ Q: w
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.( a. D; Z6 w* L2 I4 f1 _' i+ ^
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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