Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

, ~6 Q, A6 E5 {$ @0 E% cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- r* W0 u. a+ g6 FIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% p( e# g5 r. `3 ]$ w0 G! QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" E! l, r9 r' W0 k" qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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3 ]/ O8 z, J. MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ x7 N; d! O& A5 A* NIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; Z) Y2 T5 J# V6 c) OIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" S* ?8 W" g! M% o" sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

; G. y2 Q* u4 N8 \0 V; ^2 K' f" K$ UIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
7 B+ I( k' u7 |! @6 _feeling sorry for the guys~