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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% C5 f- Z1 ~; f- q" r: ^/ c! x. ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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5 {# T) m6 M- jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% t) X! j) ~1 s! K6 m' ]
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# y: Q4 k. Y  D" Z; D- G
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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) p# c3 k" p4 i+ cIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment., a6 ]2 F  Z& n* Y/ `
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: U  }4 e1 }! w4 T) H

7 @" h. h- j7 |If you cry, you're a wimp.
' R9 @! `! M7 ~/ \0 S  J+ ?If you don't, you're insensitive." t. @  U% b/ b  u+ \2 y
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 w2 M: A% C0 W  i- AIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 C0 G$ k8 E) B6 F, T6 CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 T2 z# J: d$ ]* [" m5 GIf she asks you, it's a favor., Z& W, I" ]  E/ K, ~9 x8 J

0 f4 o; b3 X  W5 }' JIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' {8 y( _; F" r3 s# d* g. R0 c; S
If you don't, you're a slob.: _' J! m$ [- N4 y) N0 Q5 o* U
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 V6 F+ W. }/ T7 U. GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& b! F# c2 t7 r. W( m8 F

! n6 j& A+ S' }+ r5 c' [, X1 ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.& |' L8 y6 B0 m8 X# `/ N# I, H8 Y1 O7 m
If you're not, you're not ambitious.. r% O$ j% J" H2 p9 y( T
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ V1 ~) K0 Z" g0 }If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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