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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 s; h) O& S& v+ {- ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.! G3 a8 D; _/ p" ~, `2 y2 r4 r- g
+ T. ^9 t6 S: k4 V/ b0 }; T; l) VIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; B3 @' v/ \; L" g/ WIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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8 L6 S5 {; w; E# G# dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ e3 H5 R& _0 B1 \+ R* _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 B1 ?1 i( b, Q
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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I: s% |" t4 G3 wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ n: s: E8 Z; rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# Z+ g" X. I- Y' H$ Y; _
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, N' ?* M" B! h, P6 s# CIf she asks you, it's a favor.+ q' K! @% i. r/ D E0 ]
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. o- [, R( T$ U2 d OIf you don't, you're a slob.7 J: Y+ V, V+ e2 a
$ C0 P4 Y6 l; i( c/ NIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 u& d- t% i* r3 k
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.; Y* m& X) b+ s9 A6 d7 p
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.0 q! r% U. |. O1 d* ?/ k/ J
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.; j" z6 Q4 x# {+ }
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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