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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her./ S, C2 [7 `' M: J
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.& L6 p1 ~" x# p. P
9 a- Y/ ?' D7 ?" _, OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 {! X' {& D! z5 M4 M" DIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( A5 q V. H6 l; A- g, `
; ^1 q" s- t0 D; T- @' r2 W- WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; D; B% O% h0 h% U6 w8 h0 _- N0 rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 n, y2 \" j9 l7 vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.) P4 L, Z l9 I+ e
8 V) ^6 H- _; ]- M4 c \If you cry, you're a wimp.
. ^; A; ]2 f$ \" \/ ^) c5 t4 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.( K* S$ Y+ S* s0 P/ m6 o2 U5 o
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; k m# a: P/ l+ O4 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ d) ?7 r" l/ W! uIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: J5 N% E. g1 |& ]If she asks you, it's a favor.- j2 n4 G h; @# X: ~5 N
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." }: V& X: E4 b) `
If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ i4 |: ], c' w( N8 iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.7 u. _" H F! Z$ I
If you don't, you're not thoughtful., \# X6 x' n3 r) N
! g3 @" s, w( ]8 h1 g+ \9 YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( J" D" R: l" u" H7 P9 f5 q* j2 QIf you're not, you're not ambitious./ j( C) ~3 }3 u2 j5 s
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If she has a headache, she's tired.9 X0 | ?" Y/ `, }2 g# |3 j7 u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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