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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.' Z- E: ~* p& c1 G: \$ z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 V7 U, C( ~# E4 u1 `4 S# Y+ Z
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 z% z: s* {( }0 K5 y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 z0 k) @" b6 n) |4 K
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- q& ~2 U# q3 j7 p7 c1 OIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. E& G; l: w5 M8 Z6 }6 }6 hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 Q0 @5 I- v( x! y
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If you cry, you're a wimp.& [, n/ e9 b* B7 _# a- @
If you don't, you're insensitive.5 g8 f5 T5 s3 z. p/ g5 i. k
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ j1 c8 Q2 Q+ M/ Z6 F0 @4 e
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- h# U9 q8 h5 ^: YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 P6 r+ f: a; u2 m3 A) |
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ R7 K- r9 ]0 l
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- w4 K/ n! Q2 E7 @0 F" jIf you don't, you're a slob.
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l* m' z7 p# e5 x( w$ WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: g* z+ Z3 F) e. F; Z7 u$ K4 WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& `4 B9 k2 f+ A1 N8 E* N4 E+ Z
8 I% u! K' i. S; V' N! y/ `2 `" @If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. ]; A3 [2 c9 [3 t3 |: G
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired." b5 N* c* k- T( H7 j3 z) M
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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