Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

; ^' h. h  W' ]& nIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

% M( }$ X5 f: f" dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 M( u" f  _& R8 T3 r. q6 FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. ^/ [% Q& ?3 g6 k& }0 L! sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! g! }9 M1 m& ^$ J! c" tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& E/ Q, {5 R: r: S; I) m9 H" bIf you don't, you're insensitive.

7 t. V* [# S5 f1 s9 xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% Y4 X' Z, ^7 o* kIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

/ |- g  u, _, S6 s) MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

1 h. z) g/ u4 a* Y' k" {9 N3 mIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ \$ o& j+ r3 I' d. S" uIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 i" b4 I& G  ^5 |$ zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~