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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. `0 M' F% I U) sIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; ^& b; X) B, QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 B' `9 R; M" `1 x+ u1 h, O5 T* OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. c2 Z H; S; h# JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 h1 x! n* V& \, O- T
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 a$ X/ x' X4 ~8 ]& ~; [( SIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ C, A: W4 F9 K$ \& |
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
. P# Y* ^3 Y+ `9 m* @If you don't, you're insensitive.# t! _: k9 l. W/ l
F' Y2 F9 c- f; `- M) yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.# [; F2 {. h' n9 {0 y/ x" q, P
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. w+ t" }- L: y( j& Y
4 b$ e% g2 V6 U; n% J; CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ k0 x6 w% a) ~- E/ b+ \
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: E o1 ^, `9 P( J9 d# a0 p8 E# L+ s
If you don't, you're a slob.$ @$ ]% @# N8 l5 d4 \& _4 l8 R( B% V
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.! K: D; y6 ~* @) ]$ A& m
If you don't, you're not thoughtful./ R, _% n) H S" ^
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 e6 A8 k" w( |! P2 ?0 s/ ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! @3 |9 J5 |' n l5 ?9 N4 ~" _1 n
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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