Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 R9 Q' B0 d/ J, r3 ]! H. qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) p) L6 _3 X( ]' X4 y* {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 p  d* V, Y9 N$ d. @7 {& nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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" ?/ {! g, ^  EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

( t, r' c3 ^% R5 O. iIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ y) R8 `3 f6 u$ \. X- gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

+ p4 p7 M5 e/ V  k5 p+ ^0 H" |* DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ t; O. A. a# n0 XIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

3 c$ ?* D7 h8 r) s* [7 {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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2 I# [3 h, H1 `/ y( u# l: T/ ]If she has a headache, she's tired.
! T, [8 K; O+ {2 RIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
7 A% c$ }" i6 i' n6 W6 gfeeling sorry for the guys~