Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% a* w% o: d% j; xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  \3 Q$ P, y) |0 w. W7 kIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% a5 R6 Y3 {& g( b; {. t2 q5 kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 L1 g9 q7 }- B1 H8 m+ M/ |  RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 J0 c3 y! z6 `- b& @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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( i/ c8 f: [# V1 y' r6 wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

) e& x5 E9 u: _8 L& ^; aIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  y4 O- c( l/ H5 R* D; t2 [& k/ i0 NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

2 u0 Z+ O, ~2 J/ m5 wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% C2 \1 X; S. C% d6 C2 t& Q$ O! fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
! v5 W7 G% d$ E& e2 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& r( l& G: u0 K) cfeeling sorry for the guys~