Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) E" K9 d# k# }+ K1 {1 AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ h/ }8 Q% z( Q  ^+ q+ ~2 F- qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. ~+ l3 d0 |2 e$ z  n1 o  WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! U5 k1 ^6 O, i3 h$ k1 DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, R  a5 y  q$ @/ J! ZIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. c' k/ Q! {* y+ f% Y# P; NIf she asks you, it's a favor.

0 a$ z/ b6 o7 Q( b" _If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 _: x+ E1 W% gIf you don't, you're a slob.

2 H# M" D3 t9 b" a  Q5 SIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 Q$ z: r0 F3 _, lIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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9 C7 C7 B( j9 j# iIf she has a headache, she's tired.
7 K6 [( r( Z" D' CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~