Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

/ H4 f+ g# V9 n% ~4 W: yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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) u6 o, Z. H& z% u' Q, p3 vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- e, x& d" E  d" ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

# n( @2 x. O; C  ]1 @6 M: YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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# g3 T& K3 q4 k) DIf you cry, you're a wimp.
0 f& s8 W. W  _* L6 CIf you don't, you're insensitive.

: k. V; ?& V8 H7 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# m7 y( v3 u% u, g9 J; D! hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

" B) _) D5 [3 H; ?! K' F  ^If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 G- {2 L4 P! L( S- }& W# v! CIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. e+ f- g" s8 Y& r2 N4 c$ ^& _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, V! e8 T3 v! u8 b4 B$ wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

- Q5 @; t( L2 \# Z& t9 o2 JIf she has a headache, she's tired.
0 z4 `6 e- ?1 ?. N) O% wIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( P- \* n2 t7 c. ?: L. u' rfeeling sorry for the guys~