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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 }, E' F9 M& l& `, u& yIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. G3 x8 l- a. J# c7 T- n* D) \$ E9 j
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! `+ f5 b4 w! F  K/ [6 C
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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1 C: \( I7 F6 FIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.  ]: Z$ ~$ C3 r" u! F. T# K4 q
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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+ W6 p2 ?& z1 p# X0 Y8 I  F+ ^If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 D6 f( V3 b- r, f# m
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.7 A$ o$ v9 f' |# L' s$ o

* b6 T0 p6 |/ x' w8 wIf you cry, you're a wimp.
# m% n2 C. K. N: F# V$ [$ ?If you don't, you're insensitive.; G* j" Y/ x7 A6 `4 H

0 x6 e" `- L% p5 i4 i) |: lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.; j8 m6 B, \5 j2 s$ \  @3 l
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% P0 [$ M- A9 g6 g6 s2 CIf she asks you, it's a favor." R0 C2 v. U: |
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, S7 a) y4 ]3 z; c4 U1 R* ]If you don't, you're a slob.  e/ \. K# f8 D/ Z
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.: [' H. S; W# [- B; E8 q
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.5 A' d- R  M2 r4 M  t

. k9 D7 b* r8 p0 c5 \* A0 o6 g8 UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# x! P# T4 F( E1 I* G5 M7 x6 C
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.. `' d# R& r) S+ F1 |2 w# O8 c! m
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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