Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" r+ _; G# |- e5 ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

0 h7 O6 x" P5 v: m6 g& m8 U, rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 S% g+ ^* N" X$ A4 P) ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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; p0 q) s- a2 C% gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( B8 z6 U9 w* h/ T6 }. U9 N+ [1 TIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 ^& Y2 i. \3 Q) q. oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ x- P- X4 d5 c3 `: y' MIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

/ ?1 b6 d" m$ V. D( w  qIf you cry, you're a wimp.
4 E- j, Y$ _5 H7 i4 o, J& S% v; e$ |If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 y! ~& i. F) X4 H6 p% U6 ZIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ G9 |. s3 t4 g1 u* B) X- }5 h6 NIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ l8 D+ A4 T  ?" X# AIf you don't, you're a slob.

0 k) e- l# N) D2 [4 ~: [, ZIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! I8 o! J" u6 j+ k8 [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

0 O) w/ K# s( G/ P/ h/ ^" kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ }2 G; Q9 C6 a6 }- `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 S; V/ z! d  }# WIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 a# @2 j" }! {9 ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~