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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her." h% i  G! N( x: i4 d& d
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.1 V: u% W2 ~: U' s% F
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- z, e1 N# ]) ?& C# q( QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ r" t; {  x: Z0 C2 G7 V
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! j3 v6 F( G! {- b" J# \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 e$ p; x: P* _: v4 ]" y- \% `
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.; y/ I: {: O  D. t+ {' W
If you don't, you're insensitive.. n( H/ R2 F5 M% V9 j* K2 O3 h
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. f* v$ y6 g' b9 nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 S2 f1 H2 @! i! p$ eIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 P# v2 D. u3 g* d4 |' J, v! R
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 j$ |2 F6 g' X. J
If you don't, you're a slob.7 y" s; A: p$ Y- @2 F0 ]
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, {( C% g7 J# n2 iIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 i* y: g, G0 f: h* [' m/ {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% R+ v$ |7 x# ^2 E' _* y& HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.* ~7 o$ q( H* P' r2 J* N5 H

# d5 A) G/ V4 A/ O3 D; fIf she has a headache, she's tired.% L: G, k* M! }+ W0 E- i% L9 f3 A
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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