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# u; x1 `' z* }9 m* A) IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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7 O3 Z/ y7 L8 P5 KIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ A5 n7 V. d2 ?8 iIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 C) U% C( ]* U, ]" }- C a' u" eIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# {6 c9 h$ i0 {/ g5 ^% SIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 T- F% `& O0 Q4 @2 }! }5 ?* NIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& E* f% d; F6 H( v( kIf you don't, you're insensitive.& n/ J/ A7 N% F2 u/ `5 t
B3 G1 K$ ^# D" i# c zIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. k! r5 h8 w6 p# g1 ]% r2 [9 h* d
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.5 @; `& f o: i
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" L% c/ b! l% F8 gIf she asks you, it's a favor.4 a# n& j, H) ^
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# n8 j# U) N; N
If you don't, you're a slob.0 {: P. W W; s4 ^' \ \
! P; S) i& w. |' XIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 |/ R. X% V& J+ F3 o/ A( MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ c% Q% e! P1 r+ oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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$ E g4 F4 d; {If she has a headache, she's tired.. O! H$ T* U9 A4 ?9 [# V
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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