Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

3 Y+ O# M$ \5 h8 a, UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' ~2 `. R1 E. _! c6 O: W5 ?4 E0 gIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: ~2 E  `! J7 VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

6 F" O1 j  T" z- n# `$ `$ V# H7 O. NIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 |" I# s" l6 h, b2 vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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4 @! H# X( ^. o# A% l+ p7 d1 _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 F  @6 L8 j" Q1 ?If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~