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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.9 X" c& ^/ p+ e3 m- G7 D
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 K5 w+ [0 P; i+ t( \; b3 LIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! |! l* K( s3 v8 Y( u5 b0 t% o6 M# fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 O1 `8 w" S. ?
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.+ Y) A/ n+ y& ~2 h

% G) @- @! y8 b% X6 l; p- Y: OIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& Q( l5 `0 ^% Z- E5 |If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" ^4 |1 R* r+ G+ iIf you cry, you're a wimp." S3 X& e' v8 M3 R' Z8 X. v
If you don't, you're insensitive.( l, A$ P8 b( B% Q  Q% `0 l

3 i6 y* l; N$ o6 l$ ?- TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- J. K1 J4 O; \7 [$ nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.' Y, j0 m5 _0 r" p

7 C/ Q( P4 c+ A# ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( g) J+ ?) m9 f( ]5 l( _; NIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 U/ R! Z8 W3 F7 u, t# {1 YIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.) z# E4 H9 C* k" n, V5 ?  W% }
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.1 c* M& k3 \2 K: A( k4 B5 C6 A
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 X4 m& n$ s8 W1 K
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: S# i+ S( x+ S9 y* B. ?# C3 QIf she has a headache, she's tired.. O" e3 [$ _5 t4 N$ F
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
1 k; s1 u) s7 Q" @# ifeeling sorry for the guys~
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