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, h! y6 @ f& n- x$ s) xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; h1 b* h: Y' J5 {" @4 F
$ V6 z' Z ?& {$ W& @' RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 N# L) U: d+ m; U' ^: V! y# C) yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: p' ^+ ] x9 W9 Y3 ~9 R
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 I7 ]- J' H% q/ Q9 V' n9 c2 KIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' A- i6 w& f. Q" F& p" C9 m6 n
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# s) T6 [1 Y( FIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 t; G% j- t5 {9 Y3 b% N! D* V, q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 Y! l0 D9 H. D9 p! N: @
If you don't, you're insensitive.2 R5 M0 n* o2 j2 B9 ]9 L$ s
7 v) D6 Z9 ]4 H1 Z: m3 I1 g+ m3 N( DIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 x1 G8 R* i6 P3 BIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 o* ]2 Q: ~' kIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. m1 u, e/ _/ {' }8 r6 CIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 [7 T5 R& Z3 pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.9 W; f- l( z% R
! e9 p, y& U4 q; mIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.6 x( d/ l6 A. {( K/ `2 q3 A
If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 d1 j+ a+ I! _0 ~7 B' E
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If she has a headache, she's tired.0 o3 L( W/ P& K2 i; a6 d
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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