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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.8 f( A5 W( s6 y+ @" r8 _' y
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. u+ J) ]& [) z6 t' vIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 J: Y  X$ s: ?; k2 i' N( B
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.$ ^* P4 ^0 i* E- N
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ B: m; v( w+ f" ^* A5 G: k0 X

+ o2 i) t- }+ s* Q3 a+ dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.5 ]+ `( _, e2 R0 L! d
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! b, {' a/ S/ f; v, x, z- s
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 r( @' A6 e# c. {. B: g8 Y. ^If you don't, you're insensitive.# Y+ o6 P2 P, A. y/ A. ]1 u

0 A1 F8 ]! J6 lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( R, K) B* \9 ?/ l5 H+ T0 [If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; f: x, P$ ^: b) t) i

' b0 Z( U1 M, R0 o1 V# P* EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# |0 @2 Z' T5 g1 _! A& G4 A( QIf she asks you, it's a favor.+ h( q4 p  }5 h' ?( H& q9 A
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 o! {+ [7 _# F' y! c# lIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. K+ C. w' Q; }( F+ yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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9 f% Z) D2 T( Y- ?) x; TIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 r$ x; K( x4 t- J9 e
If you're not, you're not ambitious.0 g6 d! _( ]7 U) m. b3 |: |

- p1 T: Z4 g2 hIf she has a headache, she's tired.5 x0 q- ]) H. `* e# n* O% g
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
* T$ e* y/ w: \0 }feeling sorry for the guys~
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