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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.2 M8 f  F: _% N" c# z  |" Y
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 F) }& e* [9 j" A+ n1 A+ E, ?If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
" F+ I! H% X( ^: L$ @( C/ \% jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- \4 h: q4 b5 @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 R% j8 j( ^7 V. t# I+ a/ rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ O: m& E5 k" ]. Q7 J3 [. CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.; I& d' p8 l/ V% N' g. {
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ m3 R  ^2 g2 w+ ^* Q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& p! n6 m8 w! Q* l) b/ D1 QIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ A; }! U! h6 l3 b5 B2 [, yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 `# v  Y+ M3 l- T; wIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 L$ a- h+ B# ]5 y
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 g. i/ Q1 j" a# NIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ X: C, ^. g( j
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ p0 l0 I8 o, \. Q$ D5 O  BIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ C7 I4 U8 \0 x5 g
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 ?# v8 ]* g, U/ E$ n: p! o3 `) {
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
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