Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; B2 b/ ^4 z4 c( i1 }# W4 {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

8 s" {* P% e8 G7 g; dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' d" Z3 E; x, M' Q  x; tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. G' M' T- u4 {If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
  v1 A: Q& Y, k0 i% GIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, x# q* }1 l) bIf you don't, you're a slob.

9 U1 r, J2 I2 s" A# nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~