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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) A+ p) L) _& [1 O, r" h9 CIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. P# k( S1 |* D$ [5 o3 r
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; U, D' q3 O3 d5 u' J
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 o g o0 c7 z6 m% l0 k
; ?+ N1 N5 H) K9 f) Q/ A% pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." `4 f( p4 P' O9 n7 Z
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" o; H, F9 P7 S8 oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
3 D2 V2 Z, y$ F$ _4 _+ R5 w1 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ J; O3 E4 ~) g) o$ AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 e2 y4 W$ F m4 bIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. i+ t" ~ w1 M' @. R
# k; A/ M- n7 N3 G4 f6 FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! l% ?! x. X. M/ q7 E$ u2 \% GIf she asks you, it's a favor.: u, a6 I) j6 |; D. _& p
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 q/ Z# J, N9 R" I# aIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 E9 k) v# g9 f3 q( E. o" vIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ q8 D$ O1 e! h9 M) P
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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& H7 {0 K7 ]/ c" y$ KIf she has a headache, she's tired." M5 G' ]# c* P$ {6 W* Y. p2 p' F
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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