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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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) D4 g4 E5 e/ u& gIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( G3 |+ M1 t1 g6 sIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: `& W& B" n( x
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* ~# R) N, |6 G/ E# B. SIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 x1 w2 ^& @: j& \2 j3 ?& `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 s) s( b. A% f. W
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 `5 a' p# l8 p: MIf you cry, you're a wimp.1 m# n% z5 D; Q% q2 ]; l3 f2 |, f4 W
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 O( w$ K# T% _9 b5 C" `( I* aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.$ K7 t' T6 U, ]# p9 b
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' E1 k" c& ]8 ~/ LIf you don't, you're a slob.' E! B! V0 k; V/ m! [
) N1 Q# \7 v" B9 W: `; o9 ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* {, D2 X% S3 \: N6 QIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! S7 _0 |; ~* t3 X4 p! b8 o
If you're not, you're not ambitious.9 f' ]4 U3 L, m+ A
8 L4 v& r: `# M* DIf she has a headache, she's tired.0 S% D( F8 W0 ], ]9 A$ C, T
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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