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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.2 ^' J* [( c. E% ^4 Q( q
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) D' q" v$ Q9 [3 W# q% H N. l9 n
- B; _3 l$ ~# u) `1 \+ D* AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.& M8 w9 V+ `& _* r4 s
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.0 Y! t) ~0 X$ P( W5 y
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# I- W$ G: Y$ n% R" v, j
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 X/ n) x5 L4 w8 v U5 U
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 z0 |2 l. f1 EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ g! H0 S! g5 q; h1 ?. E \If you cry, you're a wimp.0 g# d7 E9 W5 z9 E' h1 c
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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! Y! S! ]& T5 y4 v, P$ j0 BIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ [$ b; I2 Y1 ~+ R: K d# YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.3 _% J9 O! a+ R: }7 G: q+ d
5 z) Z) e' h2 g @% U6 v9 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* e1 I3 m( {$ ]0 |* K$ V$ k9 ^If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 x C2 C7 o" JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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8 i6 H( _5 m5 w4 @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 v: O0 @6 o; `; W- r
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ }5 V4 A3 N9 U, [9 c0 U* [0 n
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired., [; V) [9 n# R% M; R1 x* |, H
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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