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6 i8 {# z2 O0 s4 _1 MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' T; ` N1 o4 g4 B4 Q9 @If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." a: H& I1 W' ^+ S$ Y
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ b1 }& `, i8 S/ o1 BIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 x0 u" F* Z% K% ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 K+ f; n% q, Y' C4 kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 y2 E9 D0 t4 M m5 D& ZIf you don't, you're insensitive. g# ?- _% e1 G$ {
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
c& W4 A) j' @7 T, yIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 @ c9 O& @$ f+ {, z& r3 F8 P5 T& Q
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.) E, v/ _! ~; ]) ]) U0 M
If she asks you, it's a favor.4 H% y* ^& Y' R
) k; X) X2 I! v% j; ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.( N3 [/ s& g/ y
If you don't, you're a slob.; k- ?5 O/ U) u2 q5 e i
3 l/ D$ Z+ [$ V, r" _ eIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 t3 x2 d) s a
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.) ^- k5 H) {" o$ `2 R. P8 b
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ G7 r. J; D# k
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.) y3 B5 F5 B8 }& }8 I
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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