Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 z( U+ ]; Z, ^If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ a8 t) ?  X# \5 }) v! pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( y+ T- h" E0 lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ P1 D' P) Y/ v: J+ A2 G: D, B8 y# ~If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, i9 ]0 U4 I0 x; v0 pIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- S3 M: u) `' x7 v% w2 eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

+ B9 w/ M4 R; ]! jIf you cry, you're a wimp.
% t/ r8 C; j) G! ~If you don't, you're insensitive.

! n0 K0 S$ i: a$ x  S& GIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

$ r4 o! c0 q+ r+ GIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ I! J2 V/ `' r! {. AIf she asks you, it's a favor.

. C/ I7 U0 @$ g- ?. i$ q; p! kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# _" r* V( {" I/ q1 @: }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' a2 c6 h6 u$ s% y8 ZIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& S% `) I. a1 j8 O1 B+ ^) ]* hfeeling sorry for the guys~