Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( q& i2 n) B, p; K3 l- c8 XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

: A8 A) ]6 _8 ?) @# rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

0 F5 ~, S/ ^2 @) ~* bIf you cry, you're a wimp.
; c3 I/ c* Q. K  EIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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. Y8 `3 m; l4 K+ i" Y; }5 _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  X* A# x7 T8 t8 W! Q1 ]# w, ^1 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 R4 q+ a, F6 u: h# A% UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
6 X! z# A3 q7 l! LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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