Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 ~) Z6 ]. i9 ^0 F4 F% DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- `6 v, o" x9 M+ [' [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

5 U- t. u# u8 j/ WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 M  }) P& {6 e; X# UIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, M" D6 V; x& l" Z; JIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
$ G1 c4 r" c+ y# ^' D; vfeeling sorry for the guys~