Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: t8 b% O1 q5 U/ aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

7 `3 X9 T( p# e. rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 k& s$ b. d6 z9 p( N6 {0 `7 hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

* A4 r4 @  Y; `4 H- fIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ e- m7 S, v9 K1 ^1 S  T# W# M! E9 C$ VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' k5 M6 g" h- x8 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

% W7 p0 v! d9 @9 U% f/ DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" U) g' n, o" v  F- K6 _, X+ p& bIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 v% R' Z! q; r, C, L7 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& _: U  M# [- i1 pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 L) [3 y2 [! ?; w: M. F/ ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; t& L, z3 s, D6 {! KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- J: W( P1 g% {% n. z  SIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~