Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 a0 F5 g2 X. c0 _* b" M/ ]If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# c, Q* t9 Q/ A0 v5 N8 L/ U9 }' t- R& LIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

1 x. u! u3 Z, c, `9 \7 `If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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- A' _8 R2 D: `5 i) ?If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 @: }7 p) d! H# zIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# E) w% L0 @; Z! DIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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: e2 r3 r! |( K1 Y6 ^: NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" h" s" _. ~' c1 dIf you don't, you're a slob.
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* d2 j; z' T  {. d- {If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 P/ ]/ ]( n- }# O2 [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

/ f- b# F* L2 T6 s+ o4 GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~