Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) Z7 x/ H: [, NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ o. s: R( C+ _+ p/ V2 sIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 D/ ~- Z( x" T' OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; g$ w  ~$ a2 I3 B- z+ \% I6 ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

% k7 N7 [' _( Y- _0 xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& n; G. Z, e# X6 \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 q2 Q0 k/ i  LIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

2 h# y' z1 X: ^. v# m" y9 x9 T$ V3 vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) }8 k& R& I  r2 c1 T* ^! R1 g! `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& m3 F/ k# V" q$ C6 E& UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
% h- m. R+ `7 c7 nfeeling sorry for the guys~