Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: W) T3 @9 K. cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 S0 l3 G; K2 J& {5 }  H' q% @If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) v/ u! N* E0 C# ^4 K6 hIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

. N: |  M0 s6 q! ?4 n& v# YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& `. m. ~9 I3 B- S6 f' X! B0 VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
& e1 S1 R; c4 L, xIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 O& {# C) n5 E2 M/ ]If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 T, T* r; ?/ e$ }7 IIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ B. Z6 Y7 \9 R5 D! \2 W$ FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

9 @# Z7 |* k, c  S: a* G3 Y- V" SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
; _1 f* U: s- H1 z9 t$ f+ SIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
* u  A  ^, K9 j/ m, [feeling sorry for the guys~