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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.- k7 C0 Y: E' u2 `) _# H' d  h
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 A  ]/ p: N' n$ C! e, [; Y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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! B( u+ g# E) }) L' M- Y' vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; e0 s& m8 @: K0 }3 {6 \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 f, L* {+ v1 }; c* D9 N

" F+ W) \* f' yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! |, P) d) _7 j) |9 t# ~# p+ ?If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 T2 p2 [  j2 x8 Z; p! kIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." g& y4 z! M' ]4 f& C1 w
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. a7 s, G- G1 \( m$ u" n
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# N) T8 w6 A" ]+ |; l
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* U0 H" G' y! @. D# a1 q  V
If you don't, you're a slob." K  L* t3 c3 g" c* f9 s/ \

- T; V; B4 \6 L2 ~) bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* E- J! `' T; c1 n  f) R$ P. s0 iIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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- O( ^3 z8 Z+ Z9 YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 d2 @2 A2 Q8 Z9 _If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ s6 C/ T$ Q& |8 ~) fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
" L; F  C# V& i" cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
) _' G1 l9 h8 R# afeeling sorry for the guys~
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