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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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7 t) o6 H/ r* Q! |If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* D* R4 N$ y" V
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 C8 w% r" z' S5 OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.7 W8 v1 A- ]; y8 r0 z
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 C# f. z+ r/ I# O. u( L2 i6 vIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.+ A; w4 A6 x/ X1 P
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! M! v. l# F* l2 u9 t6 S
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
; D" |8 g# D* p6 o: X3 [If you don't, you're insensitive.5 q( U" x" Y1 [7 E
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* s; z; m% Y+ V2 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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. E# r# z |' T0 I6 V3 \* XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. g( [+ \# A M$ b7 o
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ a% y7 P! A/ f
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" l/ p+ d3 ]1 w1 iIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ B1 t1 z7 ]! ^# [0 w
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' z1 t3 B' W+ @' B6 RIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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, M5 t# f+ W5 G, `0 g1 J ?If she has a headache, she's tired./ f/ N. D3 K) W7 m+ F# }
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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