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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) E" K9 d# k# }+ K1 {1 AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ h/ }8 Q% z( Q  ^+ q+ ~2 F- qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. ~+ l3 d0 |2 e$ z  n1 o  WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ x/ l" d1 n1 @- P. V6 ^- C
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! U5 k1 ^6 O, i3 h$ k1 DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 T$ X. F! `  R! n9 D2 K5 k
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.  _4 R5 _- ]" |0 F  s' p
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If you cry, you're a wimp.. g! B  v* @3 A* P7 o, r
If you don't, you're insensitive." Q. {) E& A& b" H  T+ q
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, R  a5 y  q$ @/ J! ZIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.  {: P* w5 m. D% }
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. c' k/ Q! {* y+ f% Y# P; NIf she asks you, it's a favor./ }& L: O% e1 W* R

0 a$ z/ b6 o7 Q( b" _If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 _: x+ E1 W% gIf you don't, you're a slob.1 o) v4 d' ^8 D

2 H# M" D3 t9 b" a  Q5 SIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.* U' V0 L3 b9 G/ S% X8 q8 X
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 Q$ z: r0 F3 _, lIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." I+ e! R( P* G: S# z& U6 Y1 ~( c  k
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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9 C7 C7 B( j9 j# iIf she has a headache, she's tired.
7 K6 [( r( Z" D' CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~) ~$ m" P, I  ~8 Y- b; g
feeling sorry for the guys~
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