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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.% r0 v; e& W6 [% h) H7 H
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 F& G  e% H! |) {
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 f+ _7 f2 L5 E- OIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.3 @  r2 V& s$ m" q
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 u  R8 _% N1 z3 a6 ?( Q( t
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.( R$ a! y1 o( t! t$ [. ^5 u

$ ~- a$ ^) z/ h4 s! QIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& L" c7 ?' S2 R2 d1 R' FIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! D( q+ o+ W$ ]" K8 K* h* B
If you don't, you're insensitive.+ Z! {$ B  C0 f; j

0 F, |1 h, C7 C  Y0 R  eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' c1 O. u9 e. R# ^
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 x( w9 j' y; G& d. q% CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* x2 J6 b! r5 G( b5 O) v  K
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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) P$ \3 F5 S4 \7 s8 L9 `; }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 B; _* `: `* O5 _( ?If you don't, you're a slob.) T) F$ G% F/ |( ~

/ r- p, \) c: a) sIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.# `; D. L! Z% s8 b$ `8 J1 {6 ^
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 b: a  P: e) K

$ A$ Z0 s, j% I* r6 ~6 a/ AIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 C! D* z' M9 V% v* y( s  A
If you're not, you're not ambitious.2 Y7 M, C6 o. _
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 x  E7 L/ C7 {( wIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~8 N7 y8 {; i/ ?0 l9 e
feeling sorry for the guys~
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