Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

4 H/ Y& Q3 b* t* N9 h3 nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  f: e5 {% Y! `6 X8 m9 h4 e$ nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 e3 L$ T) P1 @1 ?+ I, mIf you don't, you're insensitive.

! k/ O2 l" T$ `4 ]$ `6 V- ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 ^; _# p3 K# C' o; O+ i# @3 X+ i3 MIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

# z7 V  a2 ^0 J/ Q  ]. `/ i5 E  VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 G: [( E% s4 e& _8 f# RIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. u- c4 p) ?0 e* M+ gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

2 z& t9 i, h+ e. ]) X+ u6 NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
. b& e) U* e$ ^/ C* }: tfeeling sorry for the guys~