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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) C- z3 y* H o$ T2 ~6 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ u3 W8 `* m/ GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ H# M9 B; c5 s- u- J2 j$ j1 W) n
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.& c- B, L5 y" E- {# I
9 \) l0 |# S$ |( s) [If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& C% n+ F9 q* m$ u+ H( H
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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v6 _; J8 y9 oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; m$ V, E1 l9 h& _$ m4 }. GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 x; T" ^. Z' Y. b7 n/ f3 P6 h
, {7 R4 `) B8 J0 y7 uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' n c) ^7 I7 I/ b7 {. tIf you don't, you're insensitive.( M0 h# B% [- ~$ @2 {2 ~; C
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.# T j* A) s8 f
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.3 y# N9 ], a7 n% A$ B+ l
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! q1 N0 w p! e
If she asks you, it's a favor.- d% Z, U) D& @8 p
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 m; L* |4 j1 _5 zIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. D' j& k, K, I) z; b, T6 m* JIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.$ t8 E- b& r9 M: _# V9 X
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) v5 u0 u0 i1 `" [" h/ @3 zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.* |0 |- [# d, j* |% L$ R c* G/ i' S
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If she has a headache, she's tired.) C% f% a; x3 a( }7 S D
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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