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* q+ |6 q) o" H& v$ |If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) v- o! ], c# M7 x% y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.2 b) x* ?7 Q% g$ W; Q6 P2 I
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
A: g( }1 S9 [% v% O9 L& QIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.1 g ?" q$ x+ u: [5 x
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 W% T$ W) `* t: G; l0 M: a) A: V; e: Q
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 i4 c2 ^9 J# Q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.+ T4 n3 J3 y# |3 y7 f
If you don't, you're insensitive.- r, b( N2 \9 q: a' A/ W* K
2 B1 H# g: _: U+ g" }8 }, [If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% p! G0 {; t5 ~* F* f2 N, M1 N
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 i6 @0 y+ I- P8 P0 u# `
% B+ y1 ~" x8 ]% X' EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. ]% Q$ X# d+ z. |% N) z+ x/ _; {$ sIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, b& p: a0 g7 a+ n' u ^! k1 \If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something. L4 b9 J2 F: ]9 I" T
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ P7 D& l! ^/ y4 ~3 W, W' C
If you're not, you're not ambitious.' W# E8 S1 Y) F. ~! g
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
' c4 G8 i3 V* j6 B, \; jIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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