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. O2 ?, k' H; l: ?" K/ F& [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% r& L$ [0 _7 {2 v; @- }/ g
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) f, F# m+ q! E8 D/ f4 wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 r2 N# I4 a2 nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ S) [/ W3 D) t7 G0 j/ aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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' c1 R4 f8 M, vIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) t4 O/ B, P: A6 o. M3 I# E% \" u
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 [9 D$ Z. _' y {( e" lIf you cry, you're a wimp./ b1 W) Z7 v5 ?5 ~' n- f3 _
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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! Q$ Y1 z5 q- n4 v6 c$ ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 _! V* `2 X; t b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ x `( z1 w0 k4 Z& x, g* E JIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. T# R4 L6 w6 ^8 O
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ V% Z) v, d! U
If you don't, you're a slob.
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# m0 ] _4 v' |2 q" G# EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 e2 w% O8 {' K- }4 a9 u: MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ P1 L" N+ u v. I6 F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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5 S# r5 t6 k; I( M; S8 @# ]; B$ pIf she has a headache, she's tired.( b. [& G1 K2 w, J* V' R
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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