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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her., O# i, n4 c* o3 r  \
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 O# p9 ^) Z9 z2 m4 n

" v% e2 S0 n% ^6 c  GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., Q3 |6 r  A( Q+ }2 `) E
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 i0 \# H6 \* P, ~If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 Q) }5 _( r, r* Q: GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 Y  F, L5 a5 ~' j' y  g

4 e2 A+ N' t/ n( W/ i" TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 `" I" Z  Q# {* `/ ?2 a6 e: WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 p" P7 _! _, [If you don't, you're insensitive.
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4 Y2 N1 n- j0 TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 `/ t' [) t9 Q; Z5 p8 eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: y; Y- R. i6 [3 ~& JIf she asks you, it's a favor.3 X( T: U$ N$ }

. `" r7 X* o8 [/ D6 PIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ ?0 T: k: s4 T* |If you don't, you're a slob./ a" _; e: s( [

% W/ H- O4 {: Q% iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! n9 N5 `% S$ [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 ^+ V  ]$ W( F8 r
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.- c. q0 P! r5 J: }8 P
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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