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& U \0 p1 d* E" ^1 e3 FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. z+ o& z* U9 V3 [0 g
/ G& I5 o. b3 s+ v( ?2 BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ N/ h8 N- P, `
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 Q- M. O' W1 H# q! {% ~% p2 _0 i+ x2 @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ ?5 l2 \8 N, V8 _/ k: V+ nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.2 d3 V( Q" E- ?3 p
3 B$ m, m4 m/ s3 GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 S+ |4 B1 U9 |7 d5 m% R/ |If you keep quiet, it's male indifference., A" ]. I3 @7 p3 n* }
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If you cry, you're a wimp.2 x/ c) U; }% a# U8 N
If you don't, you're insensitive.6 t$ j4 A! K& o" A3 a6 Y8 f, v8 h9 @
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
Q6 ~, _9 v5 S+ f! F" XIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! m: B$ O) Y9 ?2 J F# z- ^7 _; F2 [
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& a$ \+ `4 Q" _( aIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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( b( G6 ^$ Z; o. `8 W; }6 t# t1 v" GIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 {6 E6 g! e, yIf you don't, you're a slob." ^* c4 P7 L4 V: c0 p1 b
) e2 ?" D3 E3 }# G9 g% J6 {( v: ~( mIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.; \$ Y# R2 F# p ^' q! a- i/ I
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 h" `) W" H& A! l
& u1 X% z8 E) q& NIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 e- U( k6 i2 m L7 k' U5 ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ I# @( A, a( Y8 T8 |5 S& _If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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