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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  Q1 Q9 j) M' e3 E' O; B, qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: D: W$ T5 H( r

; T5 A; I1 O, _5 F% K+ I# WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 f6 Z7 ]5 g& F. q$ g& Y4 Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* M5 n+ Q& c5 \3 D5 D' g
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ H, Q: i' \5 v* J! y# o- M: dIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 W. G8 E4 u% b  iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
, D* s$ o" y6 h4 C. z2 `8 hIf you don't, you're insensitive.* \( E3 w; f: N7 o4 Q4 d# E

3 ^' O0 O6 m* V# Y1 z% m* pIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! o' b7 z' w' o0 H9 O8 x7 I
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.: c# M; H  E- L3 {' c5 l
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* a+ \5 J( v: ~+ \3 Q# b
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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2 u( A& p# g/ {' I8 J9 B9 ?8 V. y0 zIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 L8 `, K5 p- T- g2 nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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' N* ?" [6 Y! E' j  P; SIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.* [9 v" P; X. U7 a! W. Z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! I2 U) Y  E& V
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.7 e) U0 v' R- U3 d& L1 e) _
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
$ t2 P7 p3 Z/ D* j: F# T0 |1 M% Ffeeling sorry for the guys~
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