Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- E. ]  @; r  _* {, aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( I  [. H) ]6 q7 K4 \9 i) pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

/ N6 O. G& c: C* p* k" c- sIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 Q% E4 O9 j; Y3 g3 nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
. r8 K5 v; P8 n" QIf you don't, you're insensitive.

% M% i  |- }9 z, X) b; J8 }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 g. ^6 a7 O8 a2 y7 s$ m' {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 P* d5 y. O; Q  W% VIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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1 `, |& P4 z/ ?7 SIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 g) s! G) _# B, ]" mIf you don't, you're a slob.

/ z6 J3 K9 ~; [8 j( F/ MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% [0 l5 G2 k2 v7 b; Y: V$ JIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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