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% X+ d) F- k( W) KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 ^( I5 G6 ]. Z. L8 b& N N
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., q6 F- D# x2 Q* _0 q1 |
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* H0 `0 D: z' v/ @- W+ v$ ?- v- EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.& q$ v0 Z+ ]; ^2 G
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: T _. H) X1 ?8 O1 e+ l' d7 W7 ?0 B
% _2 i, ~8 i0 U- n# QIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' y. ~7 V) n) `3 m" X" K* @1 iIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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. \5 x0 n" G+ Q" X. B0 CIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' q1 {9 Y) \" n. H( ^+ a. t7 O
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) j) |, ^5 M6 T! C8 v& e
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ U3 D4 d2 @9 q o- MIf she asks you, it's a favor.0 Y0 k! o9 @0 v
9 F. j9 Q$ B, ^" z! H5 `- e8 ~If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ G$ `/ p8 h" z% x. W
If you don't, you're a slob.+ p, k v# |) P
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 X+ i, Q( } [8 X% s& p' f/ DIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.& U: |- }. E+ z. R$ a" M% q
If you're not, you're not ambitious.# Y0 U6 D4 h. y4 T& b h
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If she has a headache, she's tired.1 B7 K0 T: Y( U. E# R
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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