Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* K# S, p0 ^9 ], X$ E2 ~2 eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

3 T9 H8 U; M- B8 n6 I2 Z( p) H" Z# `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

  h9 W" w% w, E  H; o! ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) L! I. w4 G0 V* }, LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
  d9 b8 A& n8 R5 L% XIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" c8 L' A2 @1 h# y( HIf you don't, you're a slob.
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5 X0 A8 K; I% D& QIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~