Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& j; u2 o: I; I0 }9 c+ L  w" Y' MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

: F2 w* ]0 i3 V; v$ ~- o, pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 K( {; R, C! s& QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

( A5 \0 F2 @) {  N  S/ V! DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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, T; T6 R5 S6 S! ~% j3 I0 t: CIf you cry, you're a wimp.
3 `- k+ p) y2 n* z  l" m/ G) k% bIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

4 x* x! p1 r7 e4 aIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ D% D! b0 I+ Z9 |' {, i7 O& uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- G! h$ [' u2 M1 C) E& L0 ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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$ i' x: c$ h: @" i! _9 G5 GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- Q" E4 C7 w0 M% T, @/ O3 rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ v" K( W+ U3 A/ Z  L, ]+ L0 B5 G( dIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% `$ b5 a3 x3 k6 B7 U- l' tIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
, v) T9 W1 q* p" E; Ofeeling sorry for the guys~