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; i) ?4 |& x' V1 l6 f- x5 ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: f# \, I+ x) ?9 K: T
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, u! o* K2 A3 c& ~6 R4 vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 \, a4 s' V, a2 M/ AIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 q P* f5 `' `2 h4 V) N5 k6 bIf you cry, you're a wimp.1 _( Q. G& l+ J* W: E/ U
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( c$ I- S/ ?; ?' S# mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 h$ X; t/ {) T' r1 p/ m
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.9 w; f* r! B: l
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; X8 T9 ]3 L' y& a- W2 W* \
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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; }- U4 `7 Q8 H! g# ?If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain., P& W% x3 B) C+ C3 q. V
If you don't, you're a slob.
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! J) w& ]. m! x6 U! R5 e" E4 iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, [6 E" R" ^+ O( l6 hIf you don't, you're not thoughtful. a0 N- z6 h ]5 R" a5 D0 z* Y
- p8 L( z3 g+ G/ XIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 b: K, G* D6 f
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ z4 x: K) k, i* U, @" L0 r+ l9 X* q
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
( z4 a0 Y- s, P) _1 MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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