Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# l8 x6 d3 r/ i. R7 EIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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0 S/ x3 x( a3 R* X8 ?# `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ b7 O) y( z/ IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. z" {4 n, I5 D( `7 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 E; i. {* i  `3 s+ c# ^  oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; i" `" S1 L& `2 Z9 TIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

3 I, W* Z* ]6 h' J% K# yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 H  J4 G6 u. }: WIf you don't, you're a slob.

2 [, ?; S; A3 V$ AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. d: l( I, x  q) a& C  _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

( S: R. A1 m0 O/ k! Z5 zIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~