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4 a/ G6 s" C* F: {+ Q9 a( MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.7 e0 v, h8 e6 i: K. {9 C" ^
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.# _/ I& q- h' y" t
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.$ M& ~4 n# x& h J9 k# e% R# ~
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* J' e7 b9 _" aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# D6 V* \" l3 y( j) G" \5 P' D
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 \% l, W, \: cIf you don't, you're insensitive.& |5 y( z! Y* q8 J* L
" d6 }$ U& Q; xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ ~7 D) P+ ~+ A( J" dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 D6 O; f# r( [0 }( J. m/ d
# r" m/ s) m8 y3 d* `If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( M4 {4 B/ m3 S% f5 PIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 `; a# ]' ^% b' x# K oIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.$ d' u/ E& i3 d; s# \' _: Y+ ~" n
If you don't, you're a slob.! J4 K- |/ ~! O% U; } h/ s! l+ n2 N
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) L9 W2 H k% ^& |' qIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& e2 ^; T! t" I% ?& [
1 @- Q& I+ i7 ~& b3 k7 V1 eIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. I$ g6 Q% r/ Q o' X7 g6 n! j7 m
If you're not, you're not ambitious.) e; {) Z7 |7 M. G3 ^9 _
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If she has a headache, she's tired.2 x! F$ A9 r* y+ L# g1 }: m
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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