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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 r' @" I* X- Z4 tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.0 I5 U1 l4 L7 h( j3 X3 a# P

( d, N: B# `7 d7 j% [1 ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 J' l1 U9 }5 y9 b6 ]6 j
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: w" v7 `5 E$ f2 h

0 N* _8 a  k3 M/ [( I: a6 JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." s, J+ p! D" e9 H& e' B
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.  L; \; D" D6 w
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& n8 G! ]* l% u- `If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.1 Q2 Z$ _( H  h9 C# h5 a& _7 D
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If you cry, you're a wimp.; J( X4 [4 H4 _
If you don't, you're insensitive.' g( ~: A: u$ e2 t9 E' H! l
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.6 L& a+ ]1 A. ^& \+ Q8 w+ u
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ N8 N, S$ B4 ~( m% L' ~' D
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' y- ?# o. j- l) P" c( u( WIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* T) A$ q% {. l2 g" UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: o2 e  H& b% P: UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 p) H6 d* x7 n8 j4 o+ [# fIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 d, x$ h3 s) W* h9 M  ~: y/ _+ J

4 A! {3 Y- x+ a/ H0 E1 pIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.* Q! \: i* [. e$ Q. @5 Z4 y
If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 _; D3 f0 M# F: {+ p' T

4 X, m, H* d, n; eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( J) q# _, S$ |3 e2 T" c& k: oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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