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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.! D7 i. v. _* ~! T
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* V' |3 J3 u1 n% L, ~6 X
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; P/ R; ]# r/ C& }2 Y8 U

  Q/ V- e2 }0 N& q" e# L) F, q4 h  WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 V0 h" y9 S" p7 YIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 p# u6 @* q$ `; PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" [' q  n. r, Y$ E3 x8 |# N8 [8 k1 `( lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 s+ a& m6 Q$ M7 E: Z9 T
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If you cry, you're a wimp.7 E2 R# B: X; Q. F, I
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.: R5 E8 K) c7 Q5 Z- b0 g: _0 b) u
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ |4 \5 K( G( }- T+ \If she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 h+ f- b/ {+ Y8 [: j7 d1 IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: D7 N) v% g' E) Y* SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: z+ A. \% ~# M3 {, ^/ B8 v
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.9 k" U4 Q9 j) L+ @
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~  M8 E( r2 @* j/ i4 p6 F
feeling sorry for the guys~
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