Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* X+ k1 D. H5 t; ?4 {& f, lIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 U$ j+ \' |; h' K$ m- A3 KIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ @3 f5 t* V5 g& d& u- {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 R$ ^8 |/ O. C) cIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

" l4 Q  ~7 N& j6 `) M4 l$ GIf you cry, you're a wimp.
( m/ Y, j+ \) ~8 ~! b% RIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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% y4 ~7 o4 \# }' R2 C" o/ EIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: J2 W2 [2 ]' wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* u7 }. D  L3 @If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 v. r% I( I# C! fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 o' O0 i3 r  w8 D& UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

: W7 r. \7 Z9 [8 Z7 _5 rIf she has a headache, she's tired.
: l: i! K  `5 p, b2 C% G% i, GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~