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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) E9 a9 l# N- L
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 q; o- r6 l1 P
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.! b+ T$ S5 | ]" j3 Z* ]: }) f
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.5 S; g. h/ q3 q' N
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- f( l1 H/ R, V2 x* x0 N8 O5 ]2 l4 m
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& E+ [+ ]) J/ H
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If you cry, you're a wimp.( |- m% [! } H5 @+ R
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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" e8 w0 ]1 C! S% n2 W4 GIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ N2 U/ h' f+ CIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" r N' [2 o$ i$ o. u2 A- `8 BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; }8 o( C7 o& a" F4 O
If she asks you, it's a favor.' k ?2 F5 o5 G3 l/ o/ p6 L( `0 u
8 V# h4 m1 J& x! t8 D4 }" bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& A: ^- t# C/ S! C% E& C0 ZIf you don't, you're a slob.
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( B, q# r. G: P1 z6 fIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.* n2 o- j: P+ p9 Y V
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.9 b, [% n: t! V$ G) {
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.8 ~4 d% S2 `/ B G
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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5 i7 Z. s# @* V( n n4 {If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 K% L8 l( \+ V, }2 HIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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