Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 C! {$ \: C' U8 ^' W$ R# |, kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  M3 p) g" C, c/ x% OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

8 K5 S( |& J2 j$ @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 O6 p# R1 V! }: q8 IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% N# e* [- k$ J# v% `. l6 OIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* L" j4 a* D1 I- a0 s. x" C: r2 cIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 _$ x7 S) ^1 p, I7 aIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

1 M7 p) g  r/ Q6 aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
" x2 u8 @: A2 IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
3 a. o3 x1 v* k" G& }" v' x: tfeeling sorry for the guys~