Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 F) }& e* [9 j" A+ n1 A+ E, ?If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
" F+ I! H% X( ^: L$ @( C/ \% jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- \4 h: q4 b5 @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 R% j8 j( ^7 V. t# I+ a/ rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ O: m& E5 k" ]. Q7 J3 [. CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
& p! n6 m8 w! Q* l) b/ D1 QIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ A; }! U! h6 l3 b5 B2 [, yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 `# v  Y+ M3 l- T; wIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 g. i/ Q1 j" a# NIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ p0 l0 I8 o, \. Q$ D5 O  BIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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