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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  l. G5 J2 ^$ GIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: T# V; ?: k3 D- C7 M, W( |
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 I6 d: u1 L9 Y1 n, r: K6 nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 Q- J" t; e2 B) F8 J# N; B

# Y# |* u( `$ E/ j% y  Z+ r& tIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" d6 D" G$ T+ r& b3 T& iIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 Q5 x  x  D. h7 q* k( FIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 z, O1 h8 |2 F
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If you cry, you're a wimp.* w7 D8 v7 A: g8 f  ^7 O
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) i  N. {+ r7 c) g( YIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% Z9 m( }( g' X$ y* fIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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: T) E9 x+ P3 l2 \If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# p9 v+ E3 E( V. u- @8 N7 T8 pIf she asks you, it's a favor.7 m- _! V# J3 J" W$ g
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% ~0 `- Q' {5 s6 m" n5 }) XIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 A8 w+ |+ }3 l9 g8 B+ IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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; w/ s& ], P( E- `If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.) _8 J9 S2 O+ D0 y1 P; R9 t- ~
If you're not, you're not ambitious.3 G  X& u' i$ @# ~% @6 _/ ^5 l; W

, g7 R, z0 p, c. g8 r( T) j/ CIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( T0 _' F* m' s  Y/ ]7 z7 \5 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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