Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

9 Z4 H) {# E( l# J: p7 s3 ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

# E+ R) _+ f3 q/ p" G( oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( }5 T" D" A  b. v7 X" t% m2 lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

: a. b4 {" z; s2 j/ {% |If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; a% ~/ ?+ ^( vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 U. }& {, y4 M6 F) P& u4 e6 vIf you don't, you're insensitive.

5 [# z8 d! l: h& i2 Y' xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 ?3 g( ]& }1 X' N3 nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" u3 g3 Y* M- m2 M7 e" ~If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 c; X# I8 C4 S8 l# W4 g3 U8 hIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 \% ?5 C- D! ~$ ]' p4 VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- I. t1 y) Y- |4 F; L4 j# yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# T4 l0 P- Y) g- j' l3 T- ~6 ?( FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 z) A, `. s# VIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
# B" b$ r% p& z1 K: P7 V7 Zfeeling sorry for the guys~