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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.# U' t/ M* _2 k, {9 B! W8 h
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 H% D! `7 Y5 v0 }7 C t4 @8 z% F
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: c- ]6 t- z+ X0 q; S
' _8 i' I2 q; j$ ]0 l, YIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 V7 X) A% |6 w7 c* CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.2 I4 C& S/ G( M5 C7 q
1 i; O* [- x" |8 P- z" FIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% n+ U" t# h0 `+ K" k
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
' _: b/ I$ k1 }If you don't, you're insensitive.( [$ z( @3 S3 X+ C7 ]6 k8 _
/ s4 V0 a, E9 s; lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 O2 H/ S6 w1 U. _8 w* eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- ~: K; l* _6 V& A0 k6 D
0 P: I+ v h! m1 H& O3 F) XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.$ x3 K" R0 ^. Q- i0 L
If she asks you, it's a favor.* q% F. R8 O/ n# G% b8 s0 Z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.) I/ I( \3 v) s5 ^5 u& h8 b
If you don't, you're a slob.4 }( K4 }# [; z8 S; n
" N* [. n a2 z* B0 n* s7 a5 B sIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.% G9 E; e) y" b* o8 f6 j0 [
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.9 A: u6 Y& ?+ s- B8 \* B
; [# s- k& d4 l. v6 PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 w/ H* S6 J1 c; `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.2 ~+ R* U4 ^6 s
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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