Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- p7 @7 z. l. |9 {% M& T, ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

# ?* [; U8 y, u5 d% UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

% [# Q/ F+ x! f; `- h: ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 \1 ^7 A% J5 N" H" }If you don't, you're insensitive.

$ i( Z4 g3 [* JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! h/ B& m6 m, {0 m3 H0 OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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/ ~/ p) L9 d8 n  A7 g  IIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

  e( R4 m9 z) ?If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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8 G8 c1 y( K- S" k7 |- ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

: d6 z) C( `) `If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ M2 O) A$ Y2 {+ J6 T& u0 K& aIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 @8 T: M' b0 F  h6 F/ J( H. _8 M" BIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~