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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
- J. z4 l/ @" L3 z* Y- {+ A3 b. K8 qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) c* |5 e6 q/ x R& i# L
/ w; m, I- @: G0 UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 [7 y) o) U7 L" `! r- T2 `& l
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 N+ w' R2 q4 V L: A
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 ^0 [# t: t0 F( a+ D& |
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.- h2 H, r0 q- R0 ~5 b9 }
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" C) w+ P9 Y7 k4 yIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: h" u% I) j# P( V; d
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
( J* a+ _* ~1 L# ZIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) }+ Q& @* U9 \- Z4 C
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. G$ R+ M/ V& b& X! J, }$ X, I8 @" c# J
# w2 h* I$ p: G- R/ XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* R; z3 F; c6 w& Y! w8 tIf she asks you, it's a favor.: f) ]* e. g3 s e7 d0 C; w5 n
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 _4 x) e+ M, S! z4 ~6 e. ZIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! f3 {* M, \ c DIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ X) B- B0 X: \2 \. a! ^1 ~
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ |2 a# g' r& h2 rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.) U: u/ \$ [3 [
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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