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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.$ Q- h6 C4 o' L3 ~
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.8 V! p' @7 H* m& l7 S2 q

1 \, D# b2 N+ H! X' [4 g5 ~If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., p: V  d- N* @) s# J, d. l
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.3 k# n+ {" r' x4 L( ~2 V: w  s8 U

" o4 v' }* n. d4 c8 w" M4 }If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' G/ D' c( K% u2 n8 i6 Z/ l
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: L5 I4 M( u  |0 q" ?3 c" \' aIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- g- l8 M' G: s- D1 i2 B7 XIf you don't, you're insensitive.& K% X0 Z7 A$ `  z4 q0 S+ Y
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.6 d; T8 f% Y8 d$ k  o
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 b5 B: H' ]% K# K
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.2 Y0 a/ T& k8 k. q6 [" j
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 D) {5 }1 d( Y5 s* R
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something., _% Y1 p: A. c4 n9 F1 A. ?- q
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.! ^& X; U' i: Q5 J
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.) u* e3 X1 s0 @( t2 `
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& ^2 a0 `7 Z* W7 \& \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
  P7 Y6 q( Z; U9 b) xfeeling sorry for the guys~
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