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( ?. x% [; z0 _, X; \3 O0 T2 mIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. `2 C# F4 u3 A
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 n0 a# w, ~. k. e, wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.8 R9 \ |1 [; h+ T1 a I% y
# ?) x$ o& m* w7 P& Y, W7 s& GIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 l& ?4 [& B$ l/ X; j1 n
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 B. b8 v5 ]$ u) b
" A: T) c& P" j& GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) h) g# B0 Q- A7 |" l% nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.% j+ z3 Y( F1 }. r3 e
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
# ^9 a8 _$ i# ^( j& k8 U2 Y6 oIf you don't, you're insensitive.# \: S4 `$ U0 [% Z' ^1 a: g P
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 x0 E& E; O2 P; j* B* bIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ R* H5 e, @9 h LIf she asks you, it's a favor.: Y# W, M, _) p( q
5 u. P1 b/ K9 x: u% KIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. x) L# K0 u! z
If you don't, you're a slob.2 Y L8 V. l# I# U* ~
o! i2 l5 x7 G: q$ ]8 l- K+ MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.) p1 {) D! \7 {6 L# m8 L- Q
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.7 B7 `/ V% ^% u
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 ^6 B6 |. J }- A( A# d* R! D
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" }8 d% _ v' i f5 rIf she has a headache, she's tired.! a4 V% M! X% w$ K0 c
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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