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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) K! P7 [! O7 b* c, s, m( FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.0 K6 S& b# t" m. c, i- C
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 @9 f7 k: i$ i+ U! q+ X/ m
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.! l2 `* Y) g. z! W, G: }  X! A
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) j7 u: `' ?- e7 l

8 ~3 a! ~; _1 h1 t. P! T- T8 mIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* u+ U. l: B% q. I
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.* }% C9 e! h' C  R! p
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 E4 ^# y/ a; QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* O3 e6 [4 W( O( mIf she asks you, it's a favor.) @& H$ S2 N5 q& _- Q! Q

& v$ k7 {1 U) @  BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- T6 x5 h$ i6 v4 S8 Q% UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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9 R9 s& v$ L+ O' }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! q. r" g) \! a5 e' T& O% ?/ i; W, {If you don't, you're not thoughtful.; H2 A( M% Q6 Y. L# d2 s

) F" x- c$ k1 H+ W. I1 o. C% JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; d2 [" S7 }4 A0 G  j) u$ iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.4 H0 A! [$ k) x. W: B( ?- ^/ O
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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