Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) K! P7 [! O7 b* c, s, m( FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

8 ~3 a! ~; _1 h1 t. P! T- T8 mIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 E4 ^# y/ a; QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* O3 e6 [4 W( O( mIf she asks you, it's a favor.

& v$ k7 {1 U) @  BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- T6 x5 h$ i6 v4 S8 Q% UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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9 R9 s& v$ L+ O' }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! q. r" g) \! a5 e' T& O% ?/ i; W, {If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

) F" x- c$ k1 H+ W. I1 o. C% JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; d2 [" S7 }4 A0 G  j) u$ iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~