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0 r! p$ s) e6 \5 U: |* hIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. _. W3 n n+ }) c3 ?
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.- v2 _% l. [3 J( }5 }
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better., W6 I4 R- U1 r7 h+ W' g4 d
! e3 O1 f# M7 Q* q7 oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." u C+ z' I. _9 ]
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; W, ^6 C7 W2 W {" K
/ Z3 E! x2 D0 _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# [) w- F$ f7 \! Y6 G. B( KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" d7 F O, P0 o3 d' l- z" V; K7 GIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 X0 U; w; g$ H( pIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." w* p' q$ S5 h1 J* {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.9 B u: T' f2 L* }
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.' P1 K2 W: T4 B! J
If she asks you, it's a favor.' y7 O7 ^% B8 E) L' d! D* L
. h, J+ Y# ]# @4 J( s- T, n* nIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. z# g0 l1 Z! S! }% k' v, F$ b1 }* w# Z0 KIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: T! x/ e+ |1 x! Z3 zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& u; H; X, c, g% R- S8 J
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ h, l* O) P9 M* _( wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 w/ ~, ~/ b# ]% _2 ^If she has a headache, she's tired.3 ^% J3 _- O. F3 P- ~/ \
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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