Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

1 \, D# b2 N+ H! X' [4 g5 ~If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

" o4 v' }* n. d4 c8 w" M4 }If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: L5 I4 M( u  |0 q" ?3 c" \' aIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- g- l8 M' G: s- D1 i2 B7 XIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& ^2 a0 `7 Z* W7 \& \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
  P7 Y6 q( Z; U9 b) xfeeling sorry for the guys~