Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ u) z) v$ \; l$ bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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6 m$ i. s8 U3 B% `! rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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$ t8 o, ]4 G6 Z& x, S' Z/ kIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& c0 u5 z. M# f  i7 a0 I* }If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 T) K$ |7 Z% \" mIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 X5 U0 I- |0 x. O  v8 [8 kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

5 d  l  P7 T* k7 ~) G% e' b$ ~If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 l* J+ Y- c4 a3 u" x" c/ {3 n" SIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 w1 f  h$ g) T" \" LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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$ `" e# L" m# W" d9 P  g1 ]If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
' @; F6 N  c! q% z4 \0 d0 sfeeling sorry for the guys~