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9 c- I8 V- W% z& N' G, dIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.& t# D1 y( R) B# Z2 N0 O
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 I% X2 P5 X% x/ ]. X* ?
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.9 D5 {( K- ^: R
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, t. Q* E& z0 {- r5 y: m- cIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% d! w3 O9 }+ {' C5 I! T( Q4 JIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
" E ~& P% w/ n, r5 i L+ D3 hIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.3 q! p) f" Z( f+ M
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.( ]! k& @* x5 ?; {
+ P3 H' _$ S4 Q5 {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% M" p K- }7 {- ]3 a3 n9 CIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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. I5 m( i& h7 V" O$ XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* @# y5 W9 r" u9 _% D
If you don't, you're a slob.! L/ W6 _, C! z5 m! H2 o6 a
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ `* c @4 Q/ zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful./ q( h& o, i) h
; C5 q6 c) k! n( ~" \4 r; }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 A# {# u( O1 m) a$ EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.3 @5 y0 j; q& Q
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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