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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. s0 j6 _5 F7 i7 x8 o
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum., e" N9 l- E" ~. J  B  Z
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 o" P4 T3 K# {7 U: p) ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 A1 S/ K, T- v: V5 H
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 d. C1 t! S4 G+ r, S
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ e9 E( U) [6 [, _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 o6 u$ A  f6 e( L" k3 J" I1 r, q
If you don't, you're insensitive.0 \& Y. L. s! O' l% j0 o! J
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 W- J8 m2 F- A. S- FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.& V3 S2 I0 H0 v: f

( t6 w' y- i$ M% I! s8 E" x# J) [If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: G7 P/ v* {5 J2 w& DIf she asks you, it's a favor.* C& s* x& x0 l9 X8 ^; f

! U/ \  o- E  C& E5 Z+ x- rIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ o! C1 _/ @1 W6 H6 H( j& Q8 [If you don't, you're a slob.6 X# |5 j7 Q. T) K* O8 U( x, b/ b) A7 M

8 G: n9 L$ I4 K6 k+ {( S, L1 vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.) Z9 q; q$ ]% c; @" m5 j
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 B3 B- H- m# w( ]7 M/ m( j, `

8 D' }& @- v. X( x  WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% Q. M2 \& }( f( d# QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 J! v2 N: c- z" FIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 z! v: j3 W6 f0 ~! lIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~, |5 g! B0 o# y$ @$ X. Z
feeling sorry for the guys~
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