Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. L5 z& w6 b' B9 o& o6 \" \If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 W: f% x9 i3 h4 t+ J. G  v' yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( f8 d( i! X) I9 \1 H, ^If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 l! x8 V7 a' t. O9 jIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 h8 `3 `, U# w% P$ x1 BIf you don't, you're insensitive.

$ h  v  D/ _, i8 b$ \5 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% e. t# F1 ]0 Z7 uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

  b' Y4 F7 q9 H6 a# z" CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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* L% x/ v& X% p1 O+ IIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ y6 R; \$ s6 lIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 L, r" z$ s* GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; T# ~3 m" J/ i8 ?7 H' bIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

! U# h# J' G/ U7 nIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 r! v  Z; Y  Q8 t8 R* i5 R- N9 efeeling sorry for the guys~