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3 f/ W9 [% A% ?4 y9 |, cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum./ @. C: E0 e0 G5 m1 N
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 I( C4 v9 N3 n+ GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) }* b) D, [- o% O! v9 g
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 g# [7 f B; K, L% A( q/ ^2 {
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- y- k% M6 D2 w1 R, C$ a$ H. L+ s' iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
) q6 B- x/ f+ e N) }; e, f! gIf you don't, you're insensitive.- Q9 ~( q. t$ j, H$ b+ k% Q+ I
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" z" t1 w5 Z7 H; l4 f9 IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. [# T7 d* T5 K3 _2 @- w& j2 i& Y
( l& O. e1 ]5 l# TIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ t+ Q& P/ {( H& M1 H8 I& J' G& DIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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( ~: G5 x6 y! p# x$ W) t2 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 H$ P5 g; _1 I# A' j& D1 @3 lIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 ^* p; \8 Z( G J7 [0 a- [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 r2 u8 Q. \$ D6 p' g: t
If you're not, you're not ambitious.1 t* K5 w5 G3 D8 \! t
& J+ P" g& {) Z2 }If she has a headache, she's tired.- S1 L& d1 Z$ E0 D: e, [, H: T
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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