 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her./ K: i% H. F/ s
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. N: u3 M' m+ C/ ~* V
1 o3 ~/ S! r8 D+ ?) m
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; q& I" J' x8 T" k& YIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 A# y* d! D$ u2 D0 g* H/ {
" R0 V: Q; ~, l7 W4 w
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. D: y- S$ y# o# x e: d5 F! T
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.2 ?& f# _' _8 b/ ^/ A
! \2 h2 g: K2 e' k% l2 a
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- }6 p* Q. P# ~8 U
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
& A" C9 c% X8 o9 L* a9 r8 T1 r$ h
If you cry, you're a wimp.
, Y$ ^# C# t% x* ?If you don't, you're insensitive.
! ^: m: Z# x: Q+ I( d; h. u' D( d) q7 s, [+ ~7 q
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ F9 m8 Y5 L# v2 }9 GIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
$ P/ h, n$ T+ D) E f. L5 Z ?
: p6 u, v7 `9 L& C J# ^: DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& W: U& O" c1 z `& N! zIf she asks you, it's a favor.
& a# w k! M: E+ @" e& t! J: F p" q. V6 [! v2 D- e
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# z+ K/ ?8 f0 ~: L3 K9 ]' Y
If you don't, you're a slob.
; t v5 k! `* Z7 L" e$ @
: i4 j8 u5 T- z, W, O! DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.+ u% j, ^) @/ H
If you don't, you're not thoughtful." m1 v4 i2 U( I7 a. O4 j4 T7 X# o
. o1 E3 e0 Y& A* [6 m. ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! ?) y) _8 M w7 j% `% v
If you're not, you're not ambitious.2 n T+ Z2 ]9 z9 J5 b
7 Y6 P2 t6 ~0 l( J
If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 K# O/ \6 q0 d% [0 GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
|