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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' X) K8 L% Z! R; g) |7 h1 f6 g5 g
2 V- G. n" z# P. ]6 aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, y2 f; I& X2 f) d; ^8 tIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.+ z [! G! F/ o; c$ |
/ M- v |) m7 v, F2 {0 [3 d4 M a; UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.! Z- B) V" V& N- }2 x; e% ?
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) C V! }+ W2 j0 \4 T. _
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. S1 I9 G2 J+ \5 E# G
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.: i2 ?7 r& {- A4 J7 \/ b1 }( _
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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$ q6 c2 x0 p" d7 n& hIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. B1 O4 w& ^" y' n7 C: Y: _1 \
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* I2 I2 j% O# U$ v
8 R4 s: n& H+ _! ^4 l+ @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.$ v4 H. L+ q6 Y/ [: U4 L" Y
If she asks you, it's a favor.) } g/ d8 U/ c: q+ Z( m) O m
+ x W- o; O% e- |* A a/ n' XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' O0 R( v% R9 ]* H9 A, h3 I' m
If you don't, you're a slob.9 K4 S6 n" P: Y1 p' Z. n* B
- U& I6 |0 n- y4 kIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
5 @, L# V2 X1 c" b D3 n: B( DIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.7 Z' @4 y* t" V. W4 i5 ?( i
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.7 Q- K7 M& e9 W. X
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ D9 R* g9 i: H- x" A Q+ V
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
3 c) g# B8 l e; mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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