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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.6 l2 k7 x# L. Y, n6 I
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# F  E2 {5 u8 S7 U9 ?
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 x: f& V( j2 o. b) n. ]
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.- e. F9 J# K6 R1 d: o& X

3 Y+ O# M$ \5 h8 a, UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' ~2 `. R1 E. _! c6 O: W5 ?4 E0 gIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: ~2 E  `! J7 VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# X& P1 ?1 x# h! T, I7 q
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.4 }2 U8 V! r; ~5 s1 [
If you don't, you're insensitive.) m7 W/ C" M; |4 E

6 F" O1 j  T" z- n# `$ `$ V# H7 O. NIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) X& w; u* h0 Z& M. M: ^7 Y
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 |" I# s" l6 h, b2 vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# k3 L; M+ M) z
If she asks you, it's a favor.# w7 a' j  v+ {% f+ w  b& {" m1 w
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.( Z5 w% G1 R1 J, E: |
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 E; E  f; x; E2 R) \
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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4 @! H# X( ^. o# A% l+ p7 d1 _If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 a( i& o5 D  [  o/ m  L/ H
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 F  @6 L8 j" Q1 ?If she has a headache, she's tired.* p. t. }- `1 O. D9 e5 e
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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