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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 J' `8 m, }3 a) ^& W4 ~
, J; J2 G1 `& |# J$ V9 t$ h4 ^ DIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 a2 O- r7 O( j! D
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: q) X1 C* g$ b G$ w) m5 p, W
* P t. f- w' l. @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& m% E4 Q, ]1 P: d( xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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9 |; b. b) D+ Q. R# M/ o! VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.6 Q, p; T" {* Y g" e
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 W& [: m6 p# n, A. L# S8 DIf you cry, you're a wimp.
% A3 \/ @9 T' m- L1 cIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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% \3 A: U' J; g) YIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: e X' |/ j3 s# a3 A0 ?; }If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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. s& f( b% g& J- y' SIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 M6 a# s/ N- T6 F( |
If she asks you, it's a favor." E- S {- z: _7 ^
T8 D7 z; L9 f/ _$ X5 aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ W% `: l& k3 J! y
If you don't, you're a slob.% p8 D% C5 k9 C' @! c" q
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& }& D( q2 A( x7 ~
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.* Z! c* `! {: A9 }- {( K z" \
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
T/ M6 R6 \- F7 M% e# TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ F& H1 S5 g( Z' f q$ T1 |5 vIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 N# ], J9 ?. e) P+ a+ Z+ X( o; QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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