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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.# J, O+ @7 c) \: s% j5 Y% K! c
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' }" H" A* m( a9 j4 R
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- ?! C9 N8 D9 G' J9 @8 X8 lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. I& d% o E1 [* [ JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.1 x, C( |# j* G" H* l; r$ `1 e5 e
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; q' e' z2 f% b4 C' Q
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.; O1 w. H) e I, b# d
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.. B0 X2 d$ }6 R" o
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 F" b- I, H! TIf you don't, you're insensitive.9 k# m/ @7 K& L! u# T0 o& m
' T- E1 w6 o$ A9 @( AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.9 [4 _3 i8 `$ E: v
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; y( ?2 q: \) R# P+ T
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( V! b2 j9 J# |1 Z# d& UIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." j& l. [( ^9 @2 d7 a6 {: X
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! n1 h6 m1 B6 [' g: dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 N$ G4 ? E' ~; ^& qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- L }5 B2 w; i2 s. P. F2 EIf you're not, you're not ambitious." c7 v8 `7 X; S$ k& ~5 U
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
. j2 g2 H) u% I. ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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