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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' ~6 J1 S. m7 p' F* QIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! M' U# O2 C9 U' d1 J, M$ P0 [- @
& `* T! }7 ]* mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 k2 p7 ^2 I( K" _If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.! M3 G6 w4 a( n
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 u9 H! G9 n, R) i1 q5 W) [
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! L8 a6 f# }$ v8 L" c2 l
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 o2 \4 C1 d/ n3 B6 e% O- u1 ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 g5 d- O3 F* ?& }
, b0 @# G5 ?+ aIf you cry, you're a wimp.
: c9 l+ n7 b4 t3 f2 v) d2 [3 JIf you don't, you're insensitive.& x- L+ W; F- I$ g- f+ S/ c: Y; |9 {" T' T
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 O# ~( W6 |" ~5 {, B! @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) h( o. M% V" Y3 p. @0 \
$ k& t& i0 ~4 ?$ LIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! D9 o1 w$ @/ k" U
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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( L+ q8 }6 ~% c( xIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 v( Q1 \4 `/ \% J: Y6 |. T( YIf you don't, you're a slob. F% l8 D( P- J
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ ~9 b c$ Q0 i8 @5 M& n7 fIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 j- _( i; W" v. @5 x8 d9 E! b
+ u; A9 e+ U: U% V) S/ FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% b) {' F( a3 u2 G) F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.# Z$ h( |' c* S$ w
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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