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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 I3 E4 j; P/ [# J: M
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 T$ `! ]8 y% k. X R5 F6 g6 fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 [. g& d Q3 V: t p! FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ f0 C, m* p& |6 i5 l8 SIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! s1 s) ^; W2 vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& V0 e) J+ }4 p0 m+ V
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If you cry, you're a wimp.& w/ J7 d* o$ ^4 `
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ I8 p( G4 m# T& q4 T0 p: F, n1 A# [4 y- ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. f. ]+ B' y# x/ T
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; E2 A' x: B8 F2 ?; ^0 sIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 Q [. f; `$ j* }1 b9 dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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" R. ]8 A4 D/ ?8 UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 O8 B( v+ ?3 M) zIf you don't, you're a slob.; O$ e0 t: y$ `. d( R
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- @6 r9 Q/ ^& g1 ]0 @. b# o5 A- _ l; tIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 L& r* \$ f8 [If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' t7 Z5 P2 o% m6 QIf you're not, you're not ambitious., [$ H* P$ x0 [+ t# _' o
$ m _. [$ E9 M0 }" J4 _8 ]If she has a headache, she's tired. g( f7 o$ g5 `
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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