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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. N: u3 M' m+ C/ ~* V
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; q& I" J' x8 T" k& YIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 A# y* d! D$ u2 D0 g* H/ {
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. D: y- S$ y# o# x e: d5 F! T
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.2 ?& f# _' _8 b/ ^/ A
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- }6 p* Q. P# ~8 U
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
, Y$ ^# C# t% x* ?If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ F9 m8 Y5 L# v2 }9 GIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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: p6 u, v7 `9 L& C J# ^: DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& W: U& O" c1 z `& N! zIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# z+ K/ ?8 f0 ~: L3 K9 ]' Y
If you don't, you're a slob.
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: i4 j8 u5 T- z, W, O! DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.+ u% j, ^) @/ H
If you don't, you're not thoughtful." m1 v4 i2 U( I7 a. O4 j4 T7 X# o
. o1 E3 e0 Y& A* [6 m. ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! ?) y) _8 M w7 j% `% v
If you're not, you're not ambitious.2 n T+ Z2 ]9 z9 J5 b
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 K# O/ \6 q0 d% [0 GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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