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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
; H1 V: E. ~0 ~0 V( c9 U. b4 sIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.( B; O0 n/ g" A/ E" |
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 f( I/ n8 L. P/ UIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. A: X5 l5 b7 V8 y9 RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism., N4 k" \0 w, `, q/ c
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) z* _/ y7 g/ V

3 r( I/ o$ Q! W* H' \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.5 G% s  U0 U- H! v" l% x4 ^
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.0 c2 d% c" m6 c4 w3 k" L9 P  e
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! \0 m" ^3 i* j. l0 j8 ^
If you don't, you're insensitive.# O, ?# _2 E2 I

/ T0 n9 t9 k, v. q/ aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 v2 N5 y1 E" v6 a# x
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 Z6 r, ?7 t: B+ {
If she asks you, it's a favor.- x1 H" t9 [; h; [
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: [' @! {2 t+ c" X2 q4 W
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& Z* o5 Y7 X8 _) k4 b: |" p# v; SIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.5 f8 T$ Q- h9 G9 _# m
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& z, M8 Z- }  y4 R; }

3 R9 l3 p3 h0 }1 lIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ z: L) b; S! I4 d
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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- S" v  N( j1 i3 k& s& QIf she has a headache, she's tired.0 o2 A7 ?9 R+ w' k
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~' U. \4 K; U  O* J" m1 T
feeling sorry for the guys~
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