Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% k! X2 y- }* T: p/ ZIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, K# V" l, f+ A; {" t+ v1 dIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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( A: S, B! r) rIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

5 ^# t+ [( r! LIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 t5 V% J6 u; U  G4 Y- xIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; B" ^* i5 v' MIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 A1 L9 t9 R& @! cIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# U+ d1 j/ G; b: Y* {) xIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) F' C6 I% S4 T6 h) V+ `/ Z$ a5 WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

' ~1 _/ L) e, s9 L, |If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 o, W  k" A9 g, x6 {. r! }1 A% OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
% b5 l$ x' u* @$ H7 v, Ofeeling sorry for the guys~