Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: Q- i( H) m' L" ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

8 q$ G6 a/ w- |1 b& Y' sIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 q8 j) w! [- B; h/ v1 R1 U; T3 N2 @* wIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

- b% f5 t, v0 [9 A% ~$ _6 cIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ n$ U) `9 `1 uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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. G: a; j3 ]$ ]1 I" K( MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
! @8 P# y* x# Y  H( MIf you don't, you're a slob.
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# K3 B; H3 t% Y: o8 V) S  P7 j1 o4 oIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 \: F% r3 U" c& d( z9 gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' Y7 m! W7 v! yIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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& D7 _5 K# b- v) zIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 a( O# e' Q/ o9 YIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
% \% i5 ^3 Y# |- h2 b- ]+ o+ Gfeeling sorry for the guys~