Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 ?/ G' K7 @0 F3 {* U9 ?; WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 N, \5 r$ s* rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 ^0 w' f' ~- V; |1 hIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

6 |' d7 ?. I" @9 D0 v9 `! OIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ d  M/ f+ y. J* Y" j/ }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; m0 u/ M8 \+ |If she asks you, it's a favor.
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! i) `1 _% A6 v# U, aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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+ c( U% k3 [% Z! l" ?  zIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ r! _5 T; m4 Q  z% c# @  A6 _If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

9 B7 o( ^! ~* ^1 B" j2 H% k( g0 IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~