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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! h- \ A% f- w6 X9 o
+ w9 a* g8 N8 _7 H0 x* y+ rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. ~6 a; m6 P: a5 H& M
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 ~! M2 z1 U# P: `, }5 k1 h# s* l
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 D% u3 X {9 Q/ T; p+ z8 L5 @" tIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 a: c8 {3 E# c2 V$ n- U# F
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ E% |0 g$ M7 g5 `If you don't, you're insensitive.: X" d! @$ |0 i* o
* X9 L" P: @ S( y1 d0 ]- m5 dIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* s; Q& O) v% I* g
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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! n8 X9 u6 b: z/ q) w+ S2 q, DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.4 P" |( F$ T: m
If she asks you, it's a favor.6 }% d5 L/ g# o4 e
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, x b5 j; ^+ z9 h9 Y; _, aIf you don't, you're a slob.% p) R# k* R) }; \. N
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* u h" U# |9 @) A, P/ N1 V- KIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.( P8 O/ C7 R; {: i. R) b
1 e+ x3 m' A; z4 r0 ]/ J! @If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. ^ s9 J+ v# D$ x1 b& n/ z6 E
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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! }0 `: O/ P f$ w1 k- XIf she has a headache, she's tired.# @+ X6 D; S: ^+ K) K5 ]+ {2 ^4 R
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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