Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& F3 ]7 x6 G: R$ \! aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

, u8 f5 {8 c- o, TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 {2 \0 `- w# IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
* Q! j! H; [6 u) }! aIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ E) |5 X+ L/ \5 gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 B  C* u3 h7 S. R  R( |' {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: x7 `# v0 {( Q% L8 i9 t: U* {' ?If she asks you, it's a favor.

6 F3 s  Y: n$ EIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

/ l, e; {! V; R  J' W8 \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~