Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 e# V6 |# h" ]5 {8 L' [$ O9 kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

: n7 C) x" \$ ~- C3 e5 p, \/ y/ hIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

" D' d* ~2 O) f- r# VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  B* ]  G# N1 W8 \7 ^% \2 ^( UIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 n3 F/ [/ ~9 Z3 }5 W7 Q) ^! oIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" m" k& g2 o# T8 x- E5 WIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 Q6 A* U$ c  g0 ~) Q. m+ ^If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 h& d' p& m2 j2 H1 wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 d% `) W; K1 T' Z, i3 IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
0 }% R; p, O* M1 l9 k9 r$ Wfeeling sorry for the guys~