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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 ~& }5 t; M! I" b+ R1 B& X* Y1 c6 ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 `8 Y0 ~7 o5 E4 }If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. t- m% w6 k. f* I: H, i
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' t# J2 B, s5 O4 ~8 |
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. P4 l2 ~' U9 q/ |! n
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 t5 F' |, ~$ L# B7 z# b
* | u& E- ^9 m$ ^If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment./ _/ }' F- Z2 F5 f6 Y9 S
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.% f; H/ Q1 U( l [ y
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! r7 i) o, Q2 @1 s7 W" i& X
If you don't, you're insensitive.8 m! T& b6 P. M- o8 S6 i* a/ h
! |/ r+ e- y, c& ] t8 VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.9 G9 S3 p+ J K8 T0 W6 j; M
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ r, ^8 X6 L% X+ M+ ~9 K: k6 [
$ ~& ^' s) ^: v( v5 o2 C1 O8 D2 d' ]$ PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 t0 L/ K7 v6 X9 M* E2 l
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 r( T7 m/ T1 }; {$ H" O5 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 b' N m/ h: EIf you don't, you're a slob.! \% ?4 o3 @ W/ R* X2 ^% R
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; x8 ?5 N R, J* `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.& l* ?, _0 I* e5 r D' P
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: A% Z. K3 L% B* D. O8 \# SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( P/ a5 `* T. l; x) b4 e7 u% qIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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