Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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# `2 T' J( Y& `; pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 \) D$ O' ~" j/ W# `9 ^% gIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

/ l. \1 x% b  e) O1 q& @: J) JIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 B. w) P; D" e! e9 l2 x1 d0 D5 fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

: Z* f4 `8 v& j* j8 M- `+ |0 nIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

' v0 l( ~0 j8 ^* jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 ~' k" w0 b# Y- ]8 D* OIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ \' k6 G! e1 f6 R1 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( q4 U, d2 l9 j1 fIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 [/ G  R3 S" E6 N* dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! w$ O$ A+ @8 O7 ]1 w) ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, {5 g+ Y& v: t. c8 cIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
6 Z( q1 s+ [& rfeeling sorry for the guys~