Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

/ y7 w! {8 f$ O) g# I& UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

8 A$ i  S$ C7 u) WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 h% ^* m( x2 c; @+ r4 VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- s, R; v! v3 h0 u2 YIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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  H( k' d6 l( j4 \1 Z2 wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

  V7 O+ j5 t# d7 y6 ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: Q. R* [; J) r9 y. a; g0 |( X% FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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9 B3 K' M" C6 r( ^* K% v2 IIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% l0 K' P) H5 CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
/ }% G% R! k) O; xfeeling sorry for the guys~