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5 @$ L' W' x7 o8 g1 z4 sIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( |. c! v# K/ O1 mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 k4 j; U" u5 @/ v+ Q3 f# jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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, l( A& |/ U% h/ MIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ [1 |. b2 x2 K3 [. PIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& i( V0 k. S0 a0 v
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! _ u" b9 H' g! z, Y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 J; V U* J+ J0 m8 jIf you don't, you're insensitive.2 i$ E# f5 k2 J+ r
- Y9 E. a4 q+ \7 F) e" jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' o% N9 F& `3 x" \* v! JIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." b5 X" E1 t3 ~; [: J; u6 |4 J
. c* h F( w/ j7 |7 I Q: C* lIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 \% o N R, v, Q) I6 oIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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% G1 k- |7 ]* Q) p% F7 m ~2 N& WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: s9 d/ Z+ q: x; x* @& y
If you don't, you're a slob.- A L- S. @/ A# N" {: }0 S1 y
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.+ D& U& \0 Q! v& Q7 l
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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$ H9 {2 m- c# l) aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% F+ Z7 ~) }6 l s
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ _' e, p# l- t3 @4 D
4 T5 q+ ?8 P7 k+ |3 _2 U) c3 GIf she has a headache, she's tired.% t3 A* }, S8 v& L4 g9 I3 }; o
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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