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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. }, u' k* D, T* Z8 P
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 H$ {- o& w* K* C! s2 H9 Q! S
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ q+ w& k, ]* i
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better./ L! h$ v4 W) }; g1 h( f: `4 H6 u
4 H/ Y& Q3 b* t* N9 h3 nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism., ^8 H& u% E7 {4 m' U T2 V# J
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.+ X; i# h# o* r! J4 Y" c
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
f: e5 {% Y! `6 X8 m9 h4 e$ nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
8 e3 L$ T) P1 @1 ?+ I, mIf you don't, you're insensitive.7 m6 T% \" X+ F* U' g
! k/ O2 l" T$ `4 ]$ `6 V- ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 ^; _# p3 K# C' o; O+ i# @3 X+ i3 MIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ E2 Z7 Y! G+ P- J3 \/ q9 V
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.0 Z( V/ g& q. g4 d
If she asks you, it's a favor.; u# F+ F: A5 H% }0 q: O
# z7 V a2 ^0 J/ Q ]. `/ i5 E VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 G: [( E% s4 e& _8 f# RIf you don't, you're a slob.) q( X% J- f8 ^6 R1 n: j, `
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. u- c4 p) ?0 e* M+ gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ U; z3 \& c5 F' k! i2 C
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., u/ T, h7 K) G' V2 [- z' p9 y
If you're not, you're not ambitious.. U X& V8 B. ?: A
2 z& t9 i, h+ e. ]) X+ u6 NIf she has a headache, she's tired.( W' _! G, e) P! N V$ r" ~
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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