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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.( w6 U1 K$ x# g
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: l. Q. n. f7 c7 V: e) `: mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* Z+ y& i1 @6 ^) C; z
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.* `* e5 P8 k, `
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 A& n- x6 t2 e
) w( I3 _1 S6 Z+ n" LIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 S$ ^$ K/ y! z( }( _* s; K# UIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference. w. ^7 k# n! V) p# V0 P
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ z0 Y/ O: N+ H$ V0 K* lIf you don't, you're insensitive.1 M6 I- e- m1 p
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: [, Y7 R8 F$ z# |7 E: F1 ~( iIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ b. r) G! v$ u$ h- z
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 p! r4 y' g7 R, a0 Y2 t {% eIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." `4 j* V' L0 S
If you don't, you're a slob.
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6 T& k& H; J& W, P3 `9 t) ?3 V5 _If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ J( E ^+ g- x: ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" C: g* q$ T* v! l- t; x I, DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 _* ?% N/ C. T# hIf you're not, you're not ambitious.2 N1 N r/ h* b o! S' H% g1 V
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# ^! y1 g: S c0 \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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