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) ^& w( {& N' h9 UIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ m5 T, @$ O) @4 Q( p
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 B" X y$ K* ?9 U; ]2 ?/ ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.. l7 V1 t- _) J$ K5 [
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 t$ W# l' ?5 ^% z- l7 O
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 u9 R( N8 |6 I7 E
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.7 X# u" T& z$ `* T2 L" w1 C
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 ?3 Q0 q& _% O9 v% E9 X* l0 M) kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
$ w% ^- o8 ~. r; `* z) \9 D; ?If you don't, you're insensitive.
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# j' ^+ P% H' ?% u. g/ CIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: E) ^0 s2 [; oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.% H/ X9 T0 H" i' Q+ H* f
# _. X1 S2 L" n6 gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 e o7 B) V( [$ S& H2 z9 i) W; u1 k3 sIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 D! M% G% ^) `: n" F! @, T+ }# L& `
If you don't, you're a slob.
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2 Q! E0 Q& l" F9 n$ K9 w- w" O- h6 UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 {+ q- u8 d- d* |6 X! s; r
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. W8 u) T0 {5 b( n/ \) TIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 @7 v: S3 {* @If you're not, you're not ambitious.+ V8 |4 ^/ c8 E- Z9 y3 [& q
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 R9 ]: F6 ]$ W" S: K D3 \) g e- _( LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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