Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 @+ a. J, Q0 Z# C+ ZIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, C7 q; M* l, h* H, @# k+ w3 g  `If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 c1 O: j8 T8 n9 XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) {% |8 V8 ^8 r8 A& y, W' G5 y9 ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 T2 j1 a8 q" p2 mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 U" \9 W+ o( R4 d& dIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 k9 Y& N# ~7 h  h; LIf you don't, you're a slob.
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$ u! ~0 w* N! }& U5 t5 e0 {If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

. \2 R- G4 Y/ I: q8 k2 J; YIf she has a headache, she's tired.
+ h# ]4 d- r* F6 O/ D( \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
8 W' w8 M6 ~& N3 V/ h+ P2 v2 tfeeling sorry for the guys~