Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: }4 S% A, H8 l# k! L/ TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 e( d) R) s1 _  oIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% T1 ~- v% \$ ~. b. N( QIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* d1 R1 A9 e0 r8 g, zIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

& v3 ]/ Y, k9 m; A) A1 BIf you cry, you're a wimp.
/ H' K$ t) C' M- n1 s" dIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' Q# {( u! C  V4 G6 sIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

8 q* D4 K. q! O$ v+ }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~