Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& ?+ W  @+ ~9 t; wIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

0 C2 W, a9 g: ~" f6 ~# @) WIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, ~$ Y( f; l. E. |: P* xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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( ^- U$ j/ o4 r3 F  CIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 a1 J5 d6 y& m. X( n5 HIf you don't, you're insensitive.

9 m7 d6 r+ I' @1 l: \. qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, R0 `; p9 ?1 x% |. pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: Y  Z+ e3 V7 gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* X; w; j4 U$ ^5 {) ~4 ]If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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' d( H, ]+ \& K5 W# L  s' w* C% \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 h: L# P- D4 u: }. T  C+ LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

' G+ Q3 ^8 h0 BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~