Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: x" w( v9 e! K) IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# P7 q2 Q7 Z0 }1 ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

1 o4 e* J0 v4 t" o7 c! |, xIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ O) f6 u4 m" @If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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% l* s+ D: `5 ~" s$ VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

, }3 n2 S: ^8 tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 R5 G6 }) {" e% UIf she asks you, it's a favor.

/ s, V4 L- {- [( D5 v. H% ]4 fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

7 b2 j% _; y: W5 q$ TIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 N6 |' l) f  s5 z' F0 l4 @If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. R4 t$ L' p; Q; s8 SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
$ \- d" C( Q/ _7 JIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
' x7 N1 R7 q  }6 ?feeling sorry for the guys~