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) ~ r" V; j" \& K3 X2 ]. E# JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 L7 ]( }: [- m, G Y+ f' {
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. f; D7 f1 Z/ b$ k: e
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; @) j% [% M" s
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 z" D) P P3 b% t
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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" n9 m5 e1 N3 n, R( O8 W. X6 DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; x: B$ r, N. K: ?If you keep quiet, it's male indifference., A) f& y% f8 A& V$ [+ C
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If you cry, you're a wimp. v( |# `$ Z: J5 ?
If you don't, you're insensitive.0 F7 B% N9 Y+ y d6 b$ `
$ t1 ~9 W+ L0 M- N/ s! c+ [$ gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 n' x/ j9 S6 yIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% A- T; o* \8 u: M. S; fIf she asks you, it's a favor.( V, e: e h0 P
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* b' ?5 w" L3 _; T- o! _
If you don't, you're a slob.% a" E; L5 ^3 c1 f1 b
+ |2 n: V3 @; r) L' j# k. bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 H/ y; K- W$ X- D @; J. N' IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 H7 Y: L8 W4 m2 H6 ], B. r5 fIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 P; M+ y$ F* ]& { m H- Q4 \
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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$ P {6 Z7 m. eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
1 _ z9 e h l* c" w9 z9 oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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