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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' @' L8 u/ A. s5 Q/ K
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% n/ i- i3 `2 |5 Q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; `5 J; F9 U% v: D I$ v
" q1 ]. n) N* ~$ C- A' JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ ^- W0 T) Q; h* E0 ~/ D& H5 M% B
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 A% q8 N% S" K/ l7 n2 B% `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 Y' g: i# v5 [! Y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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) w! b9 N ^9 K! [& l* |" q9 m1 GIf you cry, you're a wimp.7 U# _" G- V1 h2 H* }6 }% I( Q
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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* P- ]% `% v3 ~ X+ V# ^: XIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.; V9 i5 h3 o0 N
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) a+ X t# b& V$ V( f6 o% |
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 v. e# V$ |4 N! i3 b' {1 D
If she asks you, it's a favor.) Z+ h& z7 R& p
; X& h" D7 {' d. I+ W. @9 { sIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 Y9 X8 \ z; O$ U9 v0 z# IIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ P/ x- u# \; P8 a& n* s; Z* uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.* g$ ], H- R- i: m3 Q/ w1 Z3 i
6 w# ]9 \1 R0 CIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- b4 j1 }" f9 N* k7 @7 z0 v! lIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 w) }& k) L: S5 c7 XIf she has a headache, she's tired.1 g7 s) E- A# i* G: [1 t' U
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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