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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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/ z7 u8 G& V! N' cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- x4 G- Y. C$ |/ QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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, X- q0 U' ^. y0 e& |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ @7 t$ q, A. H5 kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 l0 z; Z0 Z: j/ |9 f# ?2 x: eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 }9 J0 c: w V& n5 `5 _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 c* Q$ B: _( x: d
7 t- r0 q+ Y# n8 m& kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
+ w& p, D" A- ]+ r0 ]) m( ~; VIf you don't, you're insensitive.' w0 ~; J1 c8 X+ |% f4 u
4 p0 U8 p# |) y6 Y2 x4 tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. R- I# H+ H8 h1 f
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* ^) U& P: ~6 I9 `0 I5 t
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.2 j+ i% l, p- S) t" c5 c4 F
If you don't, you're a slob.. h+ F% ^! @6 w
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. |2 _+ {( C0 ~. cIf you don't, you're not thoughtful." H9 t9 q3 [2 T1 a {8 u2 a
' T" h Z# K& T! W2 u7 c( Z1 SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 ^0 H, f' p$ s* X# `
If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 I5 B+ _& J, | r, V/ i
5 y2 ~ L7 \0 E; |$ ]# `; rIf she has a headache, she's tired.
6 q# X% Q' h, r3 cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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