Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  {4 Y& ^; q& d4 s9 CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 R& T5 E! I1 K/ OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 t. E) ]1 a! C6 \7 v! V2 FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

* U1 a3 f3 @7 |: I9 w4 C6 c" IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

5 z# k/ x5 c* K" ]/ x- C3 t6 a! JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 I8 e5 k0 E9 H0 O) @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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. Z2 l9 \) I% K2 T( ?2 xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 E! T' _" Z: d& ~If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 w+ q0 u  O& @; PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

4 R  a! k3 Q' ?4 m8 mIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! o. H, G) x- \% A7 a, x& HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
: }9 G3 L8 N3 B3 q2 ^& i9 \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~