Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- q& ~2 U# q3 j7 p7 c1 OIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. E& G; l: w5 M8 Z6 }6 }6 hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- h# U9 q8 h5 ^: YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
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  l* m' z7 p# e5 x( w$ WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: g* z+ Z3 F) e. F; Z7 u$ K4 WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 I% u! K' i. S; V' N! y/ `2 `" @If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
# y0 n% q+ k' \2 u" kfeeling sorry for the guys~