Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
5 T: w# |* L$ p# X9 nIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

/ _! Z, H! U; T) I! Y4 `6 o/ EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ w  B2 e3 u3 t% }) }5 nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& n7 K  v- s8 Q) A$ B9 O1 h0 I) @; BIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
' w# Y. I0 c# z9 v% rIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) P! G% c$ ]' Q/ |" ZIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# p; j* A6 J) M( ]- C* ^, MIf she asks you, it's a favor.

; M7 K% G  K1 p3 Z6 g! KIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. h; Q3 b- a$ E# sIf you don't, you're a slob.

2 t0 m! {& y% C. |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

5 U) d% u% A% a- S' zIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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! }. s8 z1 p; BIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% `$ _  Q" \9 \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~