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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.! R# T; ^( |% t3 U; T, m: c
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: t8 b% O1 q5 U/ aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 c. l  ]8 T1 R7 d# l( M; f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.  v( X0 |' l% x) q

7 `3 X9 T( p# e. rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 k& s$ b. d6 z9 p( N6 {0 `7 hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& S" _; q8 S5 q, i+ }( O

* A4 r4 @  Y; `4 H- fIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.' \/ y! G+ Z2 j
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ e- m7 S, v9 K1 ^1 S  T# W# M! E9 C$ VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' k5 M6 g" h- x8 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.1 k5 n. Z, x7 b; @- k+ c+ S
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( T1 A9 \" t6 i, y! q# z+ N
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; |9 M: ^) ^$ E. N" R# i8 Q+ p( }

% W7 p0 v! d9 @9 U% f/ DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" U) g' n, o" v  F- K6 _, X+ p& bIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 v% R' Z! q; r, C, L7 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 I% D* M2 V) D
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& _: U  M# [- i1 pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 L) [3 y2 [! ?; w: M. F/ ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.  J$ O1 s# P% ^
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.6 n0 y  p! U$ d
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; t& L, z3 s, D6 {! KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- J: W( P1 g% {% n. z  SIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~& e' U6 G) Z. U
feeling sorry for the guys~
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