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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 U) M1 u' c# Y0 JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.+ u& W/ h. y- U

4 X/ V# @. g  N* N# `3 iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 p; P( {3 S$ F- j8 ^- J. hIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) D7 o) o; [: G$ A9 D6 v

7 O3 I/ @. y- Y2 c! x6 |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 Z, G: Q/ C0 h! p8 B$ JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' T4 E3 O$ i1 ~- W# C& ]" _/ }' p
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! v$ V$ f8 f( q3 Z
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! U/ D* f3 }* [1 S- Y' _7 e) q5 ]
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If you cry, you're a wimp.4 E+ G, T! t; P7 S9 {* R
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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! c! n7 i3 r6 s" ~  J$ d) _7 MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! _8 r' |+ O1 Z3 [6 r
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 p# H7 F  s9 c/ g: |
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. d: }: D2 a# V+ |  @If she asks you, it's a favor.4 \( A& h& K, p: z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain., J7 k# f' d( s* X' q( Q
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 T. ]4 z/ H- d% uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.+ ~0 i0 _- A+ V  w  B2 W
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.- y' `, P7 p: I
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 f9 g, @5 I/ JIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 Q3 f& k- T0 L* KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
8 Q& h' W6 n% j2 c/ EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~5 h9 s! a6 k3 g* ?( i% k
feeling sorry for the guys~
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