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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 t; B- v6 P9 ^) eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! p# {$ Y& } ~ O* x$ X) u7 aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.& W5 c% G, \3 `) n
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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$ \4 t3 ~0 x% F6 c1 KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& s2 H5 M3 @: lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& r( V" Z9 X5 z7 u2 ?3 o
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ q1 ]. {1 V% M; Z9 c JIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.; {8 a: s. ^% B- s- T* H9 A
If you don't, you're insensitive.3 o" E: L( q5 `/ i+ C0 f
6 n3 F2 y! n% H, f% l7 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* I; L( j) t/ ~) hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. r. U! p x2 _# K
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( y7 R% T$ v' y
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 E, ~9 b- B6 V4 A$ {( ~ ZIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.! E0 n- `; p+ m* |; ]
If you don't, you're a slob.2 F; B L5 t5 F) c$ a6 H5 v
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 y6 B: ^/ k' G2 \3 Y. h
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.* D+ K( j3 d/ B0 @$ d% G: Y
# j) R- P) Z" N1 V, z; p, r0 R. m! YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! b: E/ q# ], G4 a0 {0 C7 ~; ~
If you're not, you're not ambitious.& a- E2 D+ l3 n! O( _
8 _$ g( k) H8 V1 dIf she has a headache, she's tired./ ~, t9 F5 L# J& }8 w
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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