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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 o5 d" s. |! M- v9 |/ [! \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) B/ x7 P& C2 D f; C, R) l. w
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 `8 |& P2 J+ Z, X# n
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 X. J" h' r% f% O
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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& t/ h3 F! \% i. h& IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.' b3 k: n7 j- r/ Z; X
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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( Z; K. K% ?$ ~/ J; NIf you cry, you're a wimp.- l: Y4 L; M& k( l- }3 D$ F
If you don't, you're insensitive.* d4 r, t( i W; e
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& X# f9 s I+ A' n4 Q' q# D9 cIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" J# {" B6 Y7 A) R, F N& p) rIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.% V8 X! S; g J% n5 r* f0 \' e: c
If she asks you, it's a favor.! r) |. t! x O5 _8 ]& R7 A
& c+ p( s$ C9 f6 R% k% gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 R, @3 I' V }1 O' o, uIf you don't, you're a slob.5 P8 @6 L1 q N# P/ l3 `
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 M/ {9 n# c: f _0 _5 y* IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.8 F' G b$ t- w
If you're not, you're not ambitious.8 o) G; M- G+ r* d1 w% n
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
. P$ `) l( Q) Z9 |If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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