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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
f& r: S8 z- o: }! q% {2 A5 HIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better./ L2 e, i0 w( o+ E8 r' w
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 m5 X5 m; E) d) i
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 a2 o; _& r" v: J
' T: R! T+ I+ j# X+ v3 Q9 r$ m; YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& ^3 R. v$ l- v$ r# S/ E# uIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference. Y2 M8 G6 S7 f$ a# v$ s. A0 j
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If you cry, you're a wimp.7 e8 v7 l& T0 M$ V( k; y
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 L3 o5 B( n- t$ D4 yIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( c# ^9 }8 x9 A# V) n0 cIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( |2 q. b' P# [ |9 OIf you don't, you're a slob.5 L% }8 @ ~- K1 z& J; M& Z! R
: `1 l8 T$ T& ?$ M9 y! U, dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' k, c/ t C- c% ^: V; r; Y; AIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& d0 W2 |4 w3 ], ]If you're not, you're not ambitious. @3 }9 g: l2 ?$ V
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 H9 o* ?) i S9 R
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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