Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

7 X0 M, s+ U. H2 P, Z3 A0 AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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& ]4 U: J0 {* `1 pIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 R: y5 T  n5 |  a7 kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. h; K1 {2 `9 Z& RIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, z( a4 q& f1 h  dIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

, O5 ]$ U, t9 g3 s6 vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 V0 C: ]7 U# k" h1 L& ^( O: }If you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 d$ O) E0 N( y/ d5 }- ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; z9 B& j+ A( ?0 YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' r- f% z' ?  C& ]* ^' A6 _8 dIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. ~& j- s6 H% {0 U7 |4 A1 B+ z5 B# \) Y2 kIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ v+ F; ]$ Z+ Q: z  a9 ]7 \) q8 TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
  h; x5 ~7 K: O! T) e3 p9 {feeling sorry for the guys~