Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
- d4 s" P/ r% ?7 AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% C! N, Q, V) K# i6 `" ?( m; p6 V( QIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) K0 K8 }7 a& M4 F) NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 ^' G2 M3 W& x: O/ _+ L) Y& VIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

8 C' k  [1 q/ s& K6 x: LIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ m& B2 J. F* m: Q: x* w# iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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# \5 p. c, d/ O  N) f/ k6 EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& a9 ]' m7 m, ]( dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 z+ {  [7 Q4 A* Z3 p! a3 q& }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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' V$ S* o2 l7 B: B2 _, ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  u9 l% }4 q3 C) x( K0 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. g$ ^; k* N2 J1 I% B% k- \7 LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- |1 ?+ ]7 g- i6 [If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ {6 m0 b7 j5 x- RIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 v) I9 W9 @4 t& J2 j' ~5 X5 |If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~