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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her." r3 Q/ W! J5 q; G" U6 p$ p9 f
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.- O* ~- n& P8 q9 @! a" N) X
7 V. [) h, C1 D9 }2 ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. `- B, m. u7 G) }- T1 Q; l" L1 x
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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5 }8 H" s: D" C! V3 G$ O0 p. `: PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# R0 y$ X& P0 V5 Q1 z
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; Z C: {8 A+ z" M' r7 s( @
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 [" Y) W: W9 Z5 _! e
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ e7 y* T* i; A2 o5 ~
) O6 E1 v- i4 [. @8 FIf you cry, you're a wimp.& D0 N( A; ]. k4 f
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# ]+ S3 E( m/ L1 d$ rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; g$ K" X! H2 N
) q4 \3 J. U+ N( QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! n# K! Q4 c% X2 v
If she asks you, it's a favor.0 L3 b' F0 R2 M* _
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.. o2 R. E# b% {* H
If you don't, you're a slob.
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! V9 P2 q, z* Y: B& VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.% u, `& f& n9 H5 w6 _4 G, t% r
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
[/ E. z! b {7 @/ @+ F1 TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.# n/ ^2 P' V" F7 E" m0 h, w# W
% }* A9 _) c6 O: K9 [, LIf she has a headache, she's tired.1 S, c8 R4 }' [6 ~ O7 p; c, L8 @
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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