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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. s! j* h+ G( K' ~
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; ?" e/ b& d) E P0 ?/ X r8 W
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.0 j% q3 {% k9 d" l" q! L! u4 r, m
: E1 G) I- ^1 hIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 Q8 Q5 `1 w/ U6 ~+ tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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6 M: `7 B9 q f- h* ~If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ i+ M& w& N& c" W5 T4 n7 A( }If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 o$ V' @* q$ F9 @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.* z* b7 |$ n- r
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 y7 R1 w& r4 B. EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 y! w8 d) _7 B8 _2 V' A$ X# DIf she asks you, it's a favor.& K) S* i! ]$ w% o! D
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.2 V! t" C6 l. Z
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& ^6 U3 A2 I) b0 nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.# o, |; k, C6 Q" R, D
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.* P( {; d5 m, @" H M
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; m( T% H4 N$ N1 i- U- R5 q$ oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 v, c6 }( {8 x. U k/ x4 o
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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