Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. v( `) U4 e- E' D0 P* A" f! oIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- \- o7 m7 }# D$ q3 h; H7 l& N9 oIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

( l: b+ R* J7 [% D+ D; i( c9 R  o# WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# ^& {3 \0 }$ y$ ~. e9 eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ D- g+ m: N- NIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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1 n: h1 J0 [4 V& c8 ]3 \. E, TIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

/ C/ K  G* i$ Y* z" f0 xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 c3 ?6 I' H- V( ^% Y3 RIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

/ r  D' g, c2 w4 K  @If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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' ~% y# g  ~3 W/ L! ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; \# M: o5 [! B1 i- m( lIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ q  W6 L1 K$ KIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ ]+ S0 R6 X9 W5 }9 iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

- D" D/ A( y. f* T7 xIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~