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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* S2 ?% v* f$ m' W2 oIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ X% q: m3 W' f+ l d: x0 P! J
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.7 N; ^5 [4 d0 I5 y/ S' R& ]
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.+ N5 G8 A; B' A2 q7 F
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! U' y! f2 v; x+ o/ r; P
$ f' c3 ]1 B: BIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 L" s; B& X" Y3 D& ~6 AIf you don't, you're insensitive.& C: B1 {8 F! ^( _9 @
& [( e# {* l" _ c, k+ }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.0 k7 m* |6 s' I! L
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 [9 t/ i$ x: P k; H8 r; k, C- h
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination., |1 j/ d# g- M
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 x0 H( m; @8 nIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.) V) ~9 O# w" c& X
If you don't, you're a slob.0 U( V. I1 U4 e
0 }+ X- l9 z3 G% P5 j: u4 t& |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& ]6 w# ?8 s; A+ K# W2 W$ `( z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 e# v6 Z8 H3 Q |2 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& U& Q% L7 F" i4 m) Q! qIf you're not, you're not ambitious.4 [: w, n0 ]3 N5 M3 A" ?( L% g
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
, z$ v9 O3 _1 F& l- s o3 ^0 H, F3 LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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