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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! S. ~& A1 j7 B
' K3 p$ z5 _1 @5 P& k3 SIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& R5 d- q5 v$ F( e* YIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.6 D. k+ n& z/ G
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' e& V; C( H' _9 X6 V: [" X, C8 |If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 W5 O* `- b( f" ~If you don't, you're insensitive.7 i: X4 P1 e9 _5 q& D
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 j7 I7 P4 S* U8 h7 IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. ~' F3 \9 M+ b% l0 b: z' z
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" G7 a$ d2 G& o0 v+ g5 s- JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.. }1 R1 `) z4 b6 V
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 ]( y9 G) n9 n! `! @) ?
6 U8 p. j% {( f7 GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ m" m9 l1 V# f0 h
If you're not, you're not ambitious." y: t& m, k/ z- i
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If she has a headache, she's tired.0 W% `5 N+ J+ R1 B2 {7 @2 R8 K2 J
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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