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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! a9 A  X/ x( R+ `( q1 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' F. d7 }9 A1 S7 j! N; Q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; r! d. r6 X' q0 {

7 C3 s# j' k7 L" ?( ?4 k! d, FIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 v1 H' N( G5 o$ yIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# L& u- z/ d  b
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 h6 I7 \, j2 A- s, |" r5 m& xIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 s, Z7 Z  n2 V/ a# A5 h- j2 [If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. u: T: x# E* S( t" W6 g5 SIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 E- R0 Q! o+ m1 a: H& f7 fIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) q( K3 Y) G9 i4 ^0 Z0 _If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' I1 E1 Q$ }- W3 M* I
If you don't, you're a slob.& @1 d  P4 Q# a0 N6 h
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 X. q& g& r1 k/ D6 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, ]1 h8 ]: {7 u( B, [; y) }- h' qIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ {+ `$ _$ i  K, L" lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( F( g/ X% Q6 dIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
7 e# D. d% s- a2 c) q- Xfeeling sorry for the guys~
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