Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

' _8 i' I2 q; j$ ]0 l, YIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 V7 X) A% |6 w7 c* CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

1 i; O* [- x" |8 P- z" FIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
' _: b/ I$ k1 }If you don't, you're insensitive.

/ s4 V0 a, E9 s; lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 O2 H/ S6 w1 U. _8 w* eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

0 P: I+ v  h! m1 H& O3 F) XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

" N* [. n  a2 z* B0 n* s7 a5 B  sIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

; [# s- k& d4 l. v6 PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 w/ H* S6 J1 c; `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
4 ^, u$ j! u, s0 efeeling sorry for the guys~