Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ y, F$ {$ W& M% y4 ]3 UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ {1 T- j- t, D; XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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" M( o7 @' p0 x+ V- {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! U/ Y) D  W- V" C1 P7 N$ BIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 \  `: {6 V) f4 F& X! J7 aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

( N! `  o# O$ yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( W2 E6 `2 z. g& t' U) vIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, I! m, @9 H/ u6 TIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
3 \$ H% e1 E* dfeeling sorry for the guys~