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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 X: d1 g' o  O% MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) z! y) h  o% c1 |" G/ m5 vIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.% \( s4 U" T" l: r* }+ a. l
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism., o& S9 ?& ]5 e/ b  r4 }0 U/ U
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% s4 x: h" z$ f5 a7 R( xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.0 t  a* v5 i, r
If you don't, you're insensitive.) _* C) @9 D/ G

- @; C& l( q: VIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: I& A3 N' F4 FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! V4 a, S) y7 l2 {+ H) L2 w
If she asks you, it's a favor.1 ~  c3 v2 p  t0 H, m
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 H: @& x6 b7 c+ P# W' d, e  O' U* |
If you don't, you're a slob.
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( t7 K! V" s% K4 V3 OIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# l# F5 [# W% c, yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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, m" L% k. M8 M3 j8 _7 J+ p2 B8 K3 n  DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 k5 R( K* _% P( `  R3 h9 n1 {. TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.$ s+ Q6 ]5 H! B0 A3 k7 r
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
& X4 |6 ^: s" O- D! s5 {- Ifeeling sorry for the guys~
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