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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with. J2 l3 b- J2 J: x0 h
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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6 F2 `6 r9 ?. I( G, x3 Q" L/ ?3 t The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
! u, X$ j5 [, \ W4 R. P$ b+ ~' nWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
- f4 H1 K3 b7 M5 ?6 Q The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
+ X+ H# m$ S. Bain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you" G s6 p. E+ ?
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just/ V! e. z6 I- l, J# H; r
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for/ f. Q, K& }+ O6 V' z
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
