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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 Z1 ]: w( [; ?( |
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to! |& d4 X3 g/ s6 I9 |/ a
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
" H8 n4 y7 D( v: J% k, ~# r The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
8 U# s: L; a* wain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
5 e5 j; D# |# G2 C7 o/ [* kthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'/ r! W: K# v1 g4 e" z4 ~2 ?) ]
" T9 O1 K( A5 Q5 B* D4 v6 I 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
3 e( X# T' }$ v& S( Pcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 |1 c* W6 P L* Y9 t! k
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
