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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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0 E; T- |- H$ J; X) F The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to, j' R" d2 G2 Q( z x- e1 |4 P
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
p! `$ j1 ^. Q+ g" ^( {6 m The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they% Z j0 ]) U! N
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# R) A) D6 s4 D% ?" g1 [ ]' ]" ?
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just, J! d1 e; ]! D& Q+ d' W
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
