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Walmart greeter

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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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3 o. ?! R6 `; o% h The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
0 e& J5 u, U0 y" zWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
' j6 P+ J2 O8 U+ `% e, j6 ? The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 q5 A0 N" J) [; L0 f1 C& u4 ]
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! x  `9 q& o/ ]. i
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'6 ]) A1 D# G9 ]# t  f! P9 X5 C, c
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
, }' |+ d! n; J0 |couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 W7 H/ C' ^' C( w$ z3 s/ ]
shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:51 | 显示全部楼层
for the greeter!
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发表于 2008-5-10 09:22 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈~
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发表于 2008-5-11 23:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-12 13:39 | 显示全部楼层
Really good joke.
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发表于 2008-5-12 14:16 | 显示全部楼层
Clever greeter
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