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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 b- _- {. X' c- t% k. K
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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1 r/ U# ? g+ E* ]! s0 [ W The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
! b7 x" W2 P6 R. G. ?Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
! v) G% M: e2 @4 g The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they+ @; S9 k- ~5 h+ f' |
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ M6 z, }/ K0 T! s
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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4 d2 s) E/ W X. b" \, l 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) i6 ~" O* r! h- Y6 V: {0 c( Kcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
0 R ]) k4 y9 M, I Dshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
