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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with- ]" L1 z; n7 P! k$ f9 b' L
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the, a5 Z+ Q+ {) ?" G/ I! l
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
9 j# k/ p* k; _/ z* u uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
: \) A5 ` k. J The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
: Y& T7 ]# H: o9 b2 Dain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you" Q0 P4 P4 Z# W& O) u* |
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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$ m5 {! M. l# L: ]& ]- r 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
! y( G4 v4 ]. {0 K$ Dcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for- b2 k! n& P$ p/ S w
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
