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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
3 g$ B5 Z6 j" `her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the: X6 E5 r: u6 Q' l4 q% o/ s; c7 _
entrance.# I- @4 A+ p4 G& `
* Z" {' z$ b# x" v% K! j: t The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to$ k: p. C4 q) c9 ~& M. A/ y$ l6 D
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'3 A8 Z7 l8 `7 S& A! D
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
; W2 R$ b/ I6 f, [: P9 bain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you6 r8 l; R) F. b0 m
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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1 G( T7 O7 z# ~/ `% f/ O/ R 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
% V* x2 |7 z) \; B* qcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for W9 ~+ h. e2 o& ^6 k
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
