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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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3 o. ?! R6 `; o% h The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
0 e& J5 u, U0 y" zWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
' j6 P+ J2 O8 U+ `% e, j6 ? The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 q5 A0 N" J) [; L0 f1 C& u4 ]
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! x `9 q& o/ ]. i
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'6 ]) A1 D# G9 ]# t f! P9 X5 C, c
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
