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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to5 e8 }9 E2 J. N
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'3 E1 ^7 u( {$ x* \! P, ^
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'9 x5 y& U0 |2 E! Y
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
