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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: ; T n, a3 X7 J, a$ y4 e3 b$ u
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
4 T/ u7 S6 N) j5 GAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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7 c2 {2 g; @3 T% b3 SAMC: # ?- W& k* y" S
All Makes Combined
; T$ t9 G% L0 O& ]# CA Major Cost ! R5 D" a7 M5 p# j9 V
A Mutated Car
" T8 L6 D2 C( w! o+ U2 ~$ @1 ?A Morons Car 5 r1 q. e/ l1 {+ j3 i4 V* C/ Y0 T
Another Major Catastrophe & v9 P; {7 ^: k, `, K7 @1 g
A Man's Car
/ J$ Q, O$ [' _+ i/ xA Miss Conception
6 V$ ]/ A6 Z. Z z9 TAll Muscle Car
" ^" w, J1 [6 e) q9 h$ r# n# M: oAll Most Car + r2 ~, b6 r: H+ U
Annoying Mechanics Constantly . T. T5 ?* K( f. c4 ?: S6 E. |7 {
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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# K9 j1 H2 M* _" `2 BAUDI:
5 n" j9 d3 H/ u- Y- KAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
& z) W+ z" \0 e$ Q$ W/ {Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 h; C) _, u4 O: [: T) e
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
" k' Z) p' `. _+ b9 ?& [Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
5 ~+ F1 k& ~0 s, nAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 2 m, ~5 n, u& A- W5 q3 N: x
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
* x* V& k4 A) J6 wAll Unnecessary Devices Installed % S& H( P' L# u- a
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4 s- C+ f0 E6 Q4 e) m0 nBMW:
2 }4 ]8 R! w& W* eBig Money Works 4 W: {( P, H: {4 q% r' l, o
Bought My Wife ) n8 y9 D" }1 }0 O) U
Brutal Money Waster
. u+ [1 g& e# QBreak My Window 0 G# O; x) j8 V9 w( o$ z& g9 |3 X
Break My Windshield 0 Z% G1 R6 x" S
Babbling Mechanical Wench
! n- D: H1 W" x+ J/ K+ ~6 qBeastly Monstrous Wonder
8 O5 @2 f) l3 C# a6 h- \Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
% e; I$ f& s8 yBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
9 p9 n7 y. f T2 p; T$ i" }" ~Barely Moving Wreck & L) G8 N5 W) q; q1 n
Big Money Waste
9 s5 J. x. p+ a9 A, GBig Money. Why? 9 S O+ G4 {. h
Big Money Works ( [: K" L7 v3 `9 D+ g4 w
Born Moderately Wealthy 6 W3 A' L3 D8 M1 `& v& n
Breaks Most Wrenches 0 S- ^! c+ d, @6 @
Bring Many Wrenches
. B+ C) U( d- |5 ^0 K" N- {Brings Me Women 8 c" d: [# ]& a& \+ \
Brings More Women
" u% h7 v$ Y$ L1 yBroken Money Waster
s: ]% ?; ^0 \Broke My Wallet
7 Y# R0 ~3 j" L) z( P) i# [+ }Broken Monstrous Wonder 6 ?- L" d- e6 @6 Y! d# |& G6 P: s* K' m7 m
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 0 L5 `2 \8 O0 `% U8 U* m2 P; V/ Q$ f
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 8 A8 V+ @1 k* i" Y$ Q+ P ~
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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3 o7 x; p: M: G+ b9 \: _% mBUICK:
6 k5 L0 { {8 r0 UBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
0 e4 D# m1 D- h1 UBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King / n8 S4 j! v0 I. E8 W$ z
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+ E6 |1 N% H& ~& ACamaro:
% a8 k8 y$ v# A" ~8 q8 TCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ! x# O% l% k) }) M! ?4 s( \
Can't America Make A Real One?
% I" O4 |! U( j/ R6 ]Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 7 { U" J; l( k9 J P) C# O& C
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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; @ m; a' N' I5 mCHEVROLET:
. m6 L$ e' H* ~/ O3 ]& a3 Q2 TCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 5 u% o" K, S' g
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ( L2 O! Z |+ N( F. S6 g9 Z
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 2 D1 J+ z* C7 G. P2 F5 B
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; u1 N- `0 U; UCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology l, B+ T: S( @5 C5 K% A# _$ l
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DODGE: 2 i R! K, o) T3 g+ W
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere : k$ A+ M4 F' n5 `
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
, Q4 Q6 ]* U8 A5 ADead Old Dog Going East
t: k5 k' w }- L7 yDead On Day Guarantee Expires `6 B3 d" g9 ]( R
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
) t0 z4 o: @7 w' F& @Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% e/ y) O9 O5 \, g E* xDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
& l" J% `7 b) L! K; L- i! LDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
2 g; T, \6 S( Y# g2 I0 ~5 u$ |Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 z5 P0 x' B8 w+ T: UEDSEL:
$ g7 s3 D7 a0 j1 A- f4 u/ p: c- ?Every Day Something Else Leaks
4 W% P4 B4 [) s" yEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 2 Y9 {& s9 V# @4 i, p" f" H- j' o! m
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FIAT: 8 H6 \6 r t2 a/ |& B8 q
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology & J1 i; M0 x' H0 c, v$ v6 E
Fix It Again, Tony
! c1 C2 i% L1 k4 w& A- kFix It All the Time 2 b* Y& R# Z2 |" Y7 d
Found In A Toilet
3 F$ b. m1 L, I+ W3 GFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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5 d- P; m# ^# z# ~% _FORD:
9 r8 e. v$ T. ?; T9 C U0 RFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge & |0 V l4 }8 u9 y& a; ^$ r
Fix Or Repair Daily 2 i% L- t5 e/ l$ Q* e# ]* t
Found On Road Dead 8 T' j4 M& F, v. f
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
; E/ u/ d3 a3 e" tFirst On Race Day ( R2 R( ^ T) `% [- w* M
First On Recall Day
9 \8 P4 e5 G/ O. v% ]& O; VFabricated Of Refried Dung
& d e* F2 d |( D+ eFails On Rainy Days
" o* q* z! F: h& R6 b; Y" W, t5 hFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
8 S; t# H4 }' v6 ~% \% U" OFatally Obese Redneck Driver ) U) C4 b ^& F5 B; @1 r
Fault Of R&D
0 Y' H7 Y) n* U% D$ j% XFinally Obsolete Racing Device $ s1 {" d- T- y" I2 w U; |0 n
Fireball On Rear Denting + i. H5 a3 Y4 V
First On Road to Dump ; E2 B F; ~- _+ q( x
First On Rust and Deterioration " r4 V8 \7 E# T. x2 u0 q
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ) a N7 h6 t9 V/ m5 B: Y
Flipping Over Results in Death
6 n* s f; [6 r& TFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 1 P, L3 N! @ p' E' B+ f
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ! I0 s' r! `8 n: m
Foot On Road Decelerates
2 b0 }9 M6 v) ]: i4 WForced On Reluctant Drivers
& V) {3 T- E* ?$ O% hFormed Of Rejected DNA 1 ]3 l; k# E: I: C
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ' [$ ^) V e& W
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
. E0 V4 \9 d) I+ [# A* NForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
, W( l) d# S. s" dFork Over Repair Dough ) ^% B! c4 D7 ~! j( ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
: g' Y2 }3 ?2 M" Q- w$ J1 ^( w, BFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
1 H2 _0 h7 G! ]Free Or Reduced Drastically
" ]+ `$ N3 ]3 S) u& o! W8 a& S8 ?( ^Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ( x t4 h& X! i; }
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable " C7 U+ Z4 j) o9 D( t) A% q9 f
Funny Old Rattling Dump 1 I& ]$ I: d( U9 ?( V
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
- _" O6 |; e, Y7 ^* w+ O2 H, aFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
1 D5 n$ e$ T! n$ ^Found Out-Right Dangerous
# \' Y/ q8 M( D/ D4 K3 u3 TFuture Of Racings Delight $ J4 E% |! ?3 M! V9 W
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
5 S/ G& ?0 y N. K) C. @(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability ' @9 v) H1 ^, b5 Y' {& A
Lots To Do 2 ^7 H( e7 W; X8 x* o# I
Looses Transmissions Daily
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+ W0 y6 L4 p* s# tGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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8 c$ }1 a9 s8 PGeneral Maintenance % c( j7 f1 V$ ^6 W# I$ d5 Q
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Garbage Motors
* w. z1 S }" y5 u, \! }Generally Miserable
$ o* y! Z+ }0 i" Q6 x: j) o" g& nGrossly Misconceived
0 g: D# v: W; T, ?) O. w2 `Gluteus Maximus
. S% G7 ?3 |& W( X2 @Good Money
0 l* \7 K- |& `4 O/ CGoofy's Manufacturing & O9 U0 {& F, _: X# B
Gone Mental , ?6 O4 o/ o3 w
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GMC:
3 ?4 E! v/ m' GGrief & Misery Combined
8 z4 M! S" @+ s% \, P9 p1 XGarage Man's Companion 4 L- \' D0 M, f7 l+ p6 [$ }" S
Gotta Mechanic Coming? + T& g- H3 \: d; I
Generally Mediocre Cars
9 C- t; k% B; r5 GGet More Chicks ! T) r& R0 S( a0 y8 A1 ]/ x
Gets Mechanics Crazy # |$ l4 V" m# e; e3 k7 m
Gods Mechanical Curse 1 {5 M' h" T6 P+ @# z, f. c' _
Got More Crap 2 N+ v$ R! \3 z: O1 F# z5 C" H3 E9 _
Great Mountain Climber . e5 t8 r9 W! ?& r9 H$ ^
Great Motor Car & H: d6 l, @: ^8 r
God Made Chevy 1 d: m) {# `3 ^
Good Moron Car
! c+ Q, z0 b+ O5 o! rGot Mine Cheap
* u- h- G9 B$ K- n( h* B$ A% |8 |Get My Checkbook $ O$ g, g' P7 B: w
Gone Mad Corp. $ M8 r: C1 ?' P8 T; _% _
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* F0 u- S4 h: `5 N, ]) p, I1 I6 QGas, Tires, Oil ) [: L: U C" z- F9 _
Get Tools Out
' z: \, ]4 B2 A+ I( D2 lGet To Onramp
' I9 m$ c' f* n1 a/ QGood To Own ' j) c0 Y: L2 `" n
Get The Others * U* Q; e; j$ b! V$ D/ R
Generally Trashed Out
( ^1 j, y) `; y3 r( V i2 NGood Time Out ' L1 Y- {8 s: k
Gone To Overdrive + a+ [7 U2 N7 r# h( \' j2 T: N
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HONDA:
$ u% q- ^- w8 E' S. f/ {Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything % u8 G7 m, N: I5 \0 g+ G m" ~
Had One Never Did Again
7 j# I. Q' t# [8 J- tHang On, Not Done Accelerating
) v* z U% _ m; q( L7 D( v% `Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 1 @4 i% k" D) Y* {# x
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ' i: N( V% I) d" y( t
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 a# V8 H* g4 Q7 aHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
, `/ r+ R0 m0 O6 KPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes # K. P9 L1 T ^( Z0 M/ D6 |
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8 k: ?7 s/ J9 b8 K+ BHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 4 E. l1 W: Y' T: f7 Q) q: V0 _
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JEEP: & z* K( d9 Z8 l3 {
Just Eats Every Part
5 N$ i1 s% j. J6 a3 T; ~Just Empty Every Pocket
7 u4 m. L$ \, p6 TJunk Engineering Executed Poorly % L4 `" f$ C o9 t
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
9 w/ v+ \2 S3 Y% u. t5 i1 i. |Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: 7 u& z" \. }0 @
Kick It Around # y3 f$ u) ^1 U) E; Q. v I
Kick It Again
' W6 ~+ e8 s: [% f4 t$ pKilled In Action ! f( }: q$ q% k* C
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( Z. G% o, E. f8 B, I" CLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious . F- a! @) k) c( X5 t V$ X3 b4 x
! Y1 A$ I+ w5 tMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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5 u' f) p! w ] z& }Money Guzzler ( S% v2 E5 z$ G- ?0 ?5 [
Mostly Garaged
, [! {! Y( q, \/ n/ r' R9 IMajor Goof 8 F% j* Z6 d: e& v" o$ K5 m
MGB: Might Go Backwards 7 K& ?; {2 _( f) D4 m$ R P, _
MGB: Might Go, But . . . / C: b+ x( S* e. V0 j4 ]
MGB: Motor Going Bad 0 g9 W; }4 q4 m% q2 i/ \; A& S9 w' U
MGF: Might Go Forward 4 q) ]2 x( F0 {0 R4 h) I& J
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate # z f5 {2 n* I! w, _
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MOPAR % p) Q) ~# u [' o! J/ A0 U, F5 c1 |; t
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
: L7 |! L- ^/ j. z0 k; XMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
* i/ Y$ J- ~! k5 @) h" p! y' ^Most Often Passed At Races
( p! ~1 W" }2 z, [5 M: kMostly Old Parts And Rust
7 L% q% F/ a/ u# O5 U* s0 g6 rMove Over People Are Racing 9 V V0 b- ~ N" f/ D, F
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly & H: K$ C) m# H4 |
My Old Pig Ain't Running # P J7 S( Y5 d2 b6 x4 j7 l
My Only Problems Are Repairs
+ {( ^& R/ r: f+ X0 L1 [$ M' _Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
# [+ Y$ |2 N) u/ U6 a( LMore Often Parts Are Replaced 8 y k1 J6 t: L3 T& [7 |- y
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MUSTANG:
, I3 a8 ^$ L1 n9 {( G% GMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 j4 R7 U% h7 z+ T( b' g' J1 X
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
9 J& v+ Z! d. S Y1 I' ~: N3 xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
e* Z1 x. Z6 g' F% d& L6 g/ xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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; {$ r$ v2 P$ u2 X* l" N: w mOLDSMOBILE: 0 E; c7 e+ K: V* r: u; H; p# U
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 O9 i8 ]7 X2 l# y# U3 e, `
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
3 ]6 F* J2 ~& N, WPut In Nickel To Operate
6 m* ]( k' Y7 T0 xPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
5 X" I* j7 b g5 } ~, M! E, PPut In New Transmission Often 6 ^1 b+ l V$ B) m+ ~4 j% _
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 0 X) j N4 |( I& y
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" B- S3 V$ o3 A( K1 ^PONTIAC: - Z8 j1 d, b. E
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
8 F9 ?6 G/ J/ t' k0 A2 t% ~( x. a! `Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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0 [3 q3 c: Y& j5 G: X2 |/ nPORSCHE:
, Q U% c5 h* CProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
. m' l$ r S) l+ d2 ]" c( e: tPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
3 I$ S5 _% I4 \, \( O& sSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
" y& Z0 U+ i( s/ u; Y- Y; TSad Attempt At Beauty , J D0 w' h1 `, N9 P
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
% z, N: O' m% P% @7 Z4 zShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - e2 D0 j, i" t0 j
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TOYOTA:
( K0 s9 d# c# n9 i8 S8 b0 pToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto : J# {8 Y/ X; X
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
) Q E) X% a2 V9 H1 JThe One You Ought To Avoid 5 I% B6 ~: Y- P
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TRIUMPH:
( d& H6 z: t1 v: L* m1 r: {# OThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
* X4 T3 a- n p" [Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! * \0 M- S3 T T2 l* q$ z
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2 B( L6 \/ w; m6 p" h8 V% |TR: Tools Required " [5 t) N q% p% a6 H! Y
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
* a: Z5 U2 {6 \+ e3 q) ^4 sVintage Wreck # d- g7 l( n8 R5 {+ p# `
Virtually Worthless |
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