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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; v0 t. L) }/ _+ Y2 D- B
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 8 I/ e6 L4 F: R+ ]) }/ O+ ^
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AMC: . Y5 w3 r# m6 y8 y: F" d2 ^
All Makes Combined " N) t% [7 n5 ~! W; \2 ~4 p3 H; M) l
A Major Cost
- j% r+ ]( |9 B, DA Mutated Car ' D# ^9 ^7 F3 c) [5 `5 S/ ?3 X
A Morons Car
/ G% @" l! ]: A; b. B5 ]# @0 zAnother Major Catastrophe
* P. T. B* n) o7 X J. i4 U' TA Man's Car
- e7 y- s: u6 y* J5 `A Miss Conception 1 h) f1 K3 Q+ ^1 W" m9 w
All Muscle Car - R$ |! G" b, R- ?! J( v$ f5 r
All Most Car r4 P9 K; W3 C9 B5 ?3 Y
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
# r- h7 h. v7 B* xAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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/ M5 z5 U7 F; ]$ T7 ?Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
! X9 n8 x. _# `3 d: ?Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
& X3 x2 n: G+ e7 G4 F) o/ PAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
3 u; x& {7 E o3 V' kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention - _' ]; l/ S6 H2 n" g' ?2 \1 s
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
* b9 Q6 z1 U# E- J: yAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
A3 d) L- t# i, o' Z9 f: `All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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5 T5 Y2 t# D5 q8 eBMW:
$ C, Y B6 `8 e ]' I* wBig Money Works
7 N% C; Q7 Q6 yBought My Wife
6 d) j% K' E7 M7 |2 {3 _Brutal Money Waster
& j8 t- ~- \2 c5 H" wBreak My Window
) a7 U% W* _- N0 z6 ]' b# n, ], yBreak My Windshield + {$ D, _4 o7 z3 B
Babbling Mechanical Wench 9 o3 v* d% f5 g( h" X
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
2 w- G! E8 y/ Q" O1 zBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels * g4 j5 `& e; b' }+ w+ D S7 j
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder $ M) A: f( b1 X0 V) ?
Barely Moving Wreck
% y! `% ]( b8 k$ M! A/ E9 O8 aBig Money Waste
1 [* w" |) I& QBig Money. Why?
& T+ g8 \8 |$ S- w* i$ UBig Money Works ) J+ m) C" u7 \/ `8 Q! K3 u
Born Moderately Wealthy 1 l; D' P4 g; O! S
Breaks Most Wrenches / C2 w3 [& Q3 ?3 Z6 I( W
Bring Many Wrenches
5 W5 u. A3 G o- HBrings Me Women
% {) J" z7 a' r- W9 bBrings More Women " e+ i" O/ `8 C+ E. U
Broken Money Waster
j4 Y" H# W% _, _; p. ^7 m; ~# kBroke My Wallet . F& c( R1 v. ]* i5 B& d
Broken Monstrous Wonder
2 h& \+ \0 V& W6 b9 XBumbling Mechanical Wretch ; i2 o0 e6 W7 O9 W5 D
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
/ P" p% |6 C. ^$ rBavarian Manure Wagon
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, A, C$ K" I+ `4 _! ~9 r- _: Z3 sBUICK:
0 h# T; a6 [ x/ x8 p. `Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
6 X; S( R7 a& D! _4 jBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 9 b% Z8 A. n: a& ^: n% p
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
: I% N; A5 S# p0 ACan't America Make A Real One? ( g" h* {8 `2 U0 r
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
$ B5 i9 T) i' J' JCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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! G4 }% w" x8 j7 eCHEVROLET:
. _9 s, d' |9 \* t( N" _' m$ sCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
0 [- x5 F4 Y4 H* QCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time - c& I7 A2 f) D5 D
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 9 m; F k+ q# c+ a# |
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
/ k9 ]! w6 ~: o A6 ]Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology + c: p2 B O# f
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8 E' c+ P* Y: O. ~$ q* @DODGE: ) a% U) z3 \9 D% |1 \7 e
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 7 h8 \2 s+ r9 x$ O% L# k
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
$ l0 A, B& c4 ?0 L1 ODead Old Dog Going East
9 o/ y! s7 W7 [! fDead On Day Guarantee Expires ) J' p) S4 J4 } C
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
! f) A' {# ?; l. b) Q: MDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 7 X6 u) q# J' l$ }6 V
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 3 B/ s4 L) P5 A _
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
4 d8 a9 d, n$ S2 r x Y- _Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
. H6 ~9 A* `$ ]+ u. u# j% tEvery Day Something Else Leaks 5 `5 k5 a* ?$ t2 g) ^+ u; {* [0 }
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs b! m- d, }2 t, [* u/ i3 Z8 b. n
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FIAT:
6 q2 b) G" `, V4 E5 Y. ]- hFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
# X1 r) m6 H! a6 UFix It Again, Tony
+ I! R2 @- H& W2 L; U8 R+ c/ oFix It All the Time
. O6 U9 I- N% }- E6 T* \. l8 y' fFound In A Toilet
0 `& O9 P( y) xFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation / `3 d0 U" p* M ^
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FORD: ' o5 J1 ^+ a2 a2 m0 s6 Q" S
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge : m$ i, V; j# ?- {; }
Fix Or Repair Daily : U; j/ a) I+ |3 {/ A% Y3 K
Found On Road Dead + A1 \$ P/ }3 r. f# i% t
Fast Only Rolling Downhill * ?, e& ^# n; Y4 a( n2 `
First On Race Day
4 c. d* m0 x: W1 G$ f7 SFirst On Recall Day & z+ _# O+ J& p( Z" V. j9 {
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
0 k" Y; {, K: K x4 J8 hFails On Rainy Days 0 t/ r* R( O+ [8 \" [1 u
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 6 B/ r, j/ b+ N f8 C2 `( z7 d1 K
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
) Z2 r" Y, m- B. p' I# ?5 A' _Fault Of R&D
3 }: B: x5 ?" ]4 B3 S4 E* g. |* X2 DFinally Obsolete Racing Device 3 Z( I1 Z* b2 v1 W/ x% d# S0 M3 \9 E
Fireball On Rear Denting 5 Y/ k+ q8 |4 k1 R- ^: P
First On Road to Dump 2 [0 K9 _: @1 H, J; W( a7 C. y: ~
First On Rust and Deterioration $ d1 s( t9 U6 s
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
+ K: e- h0 Q2 tFlipping Over Results in Death
5 V1 | _ b- R8 {2 m9 y* l) DFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
& z, O2 L6 a f/ XFollow Our Rusty Dogsled % `2 E, N/ z `6 e; D8 c% V
Foot On Road Decelerates
0 v* \7 N3 V. JForced On Reluctant Drivers
: c F% k7 n9 B9 Y, s9 NFormed Of Rejected DNA
0 s: p$ y: P- jForwarded Once; Return Denied ' `/ Q; a2 r5 T2 T/ e) Y
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
& w6 a }' T$ i, Y0 p$ T5 H6 HForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
$ j q( F& d1 K+ VFork Over Repair Dough & s7 ^: u W5 T) e& l- E3 W
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ \* m Z O# T7 c" L6 }! d3 rFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
, p5 m- I( y9 C, [5 tFree Or Reduced Drastically 2 x8 X4 U! D+ s) t9 E9 N
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
* J" b" H+ e6 n# \' n9 ], f" rFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
% r* w7 r2 ^$ W; B) l1 hFunny Old Rattling Dump . }% I1 F2 a7 C
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 5 n( S! p% D: B8 l4 F
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ! }) K0 d. r* c: g0 R6 q5 @5 L
Found Out-Right Dangerous 7 Z! E% n/ c4 B+ Q
Future Of Racings Delight
6 P( p) F/ U) e* F J4 W(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot . H4 L+ Y. o0 N
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 9 s: s; ^2 d8 i: B9 ?
LTD:
( J& b6 i% z; ULacks Total Dependability . B8 W1 V2 V0 f7 I3 c/ ~2 b- Z% P
Lots To Do ; N4 g" o$ U) H) A: c
Looses Transmissions Daily 0 x N% ?) U4 Y
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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- S2 u( r: c( P. r0 ]6 SGeneral Maintenance 8 Z$ t. z3 l& i* H
Great Mistake 4 ~+ d! Q9 Y w/ G; U
Garbage Motors ) g$ G; h% j' e6 ^9 j
Generally Miserable
! v5 n5 ]4 a6 L2 f6 r" ]4 q7 X# Y" jGrossly Misconceived 4 [# X0 L3 j; J) E b
Gluteus Maximus + W; t' {, \' @3 J h0 q* R3 n/ z+ y: X
Good Money
) q8 i& x) g1 l8 F( L& oGoofy's Manufacturing
! f4 e+ k/ ]* t: ?9 \7 wGone Mental ) N) A K: P+ ?
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GMC: 6 Y3 }$ W. ]0 b
Grief & Misery Combined 0 X3 y" ]+ X/ l
Garage Man's Companion ' p/ v5 G k+ M
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ' ]4 s4 g# d0 U! g
Generally Mediocre Cars
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+ Y- D7 W, o+ PGets Mechanics Crazy % `% Y( H y/ g% k+ k
Gods Mechanical Curse . i2 k2 n5 A( F3 Q; K
Got More Crap 2 A5 s! Q2 Z- N s+ W- g% H7 T9 f
Great Mountain Climber 5 d2 d8 u3 {" W: V+ }4 m4 I
Great Motor Car
6 V) j# i* g3 j$ p9 |+ ]God Made Chevy % g( w' q! }; l# H. f$ C: X3 I
Good Moron Car 4 G9 F" y, r, D# H+ V
Got Mine Cheap % E5 G" M7 j4 [9 V( f/ U" o
Get My Checkbook
5 }& n5 v5 ^- E0 C) S* q" H* B+ BGone Mad Corp. # M* ^/ W6 D* ^5 [ H# B t* F
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GTO:
8 C+ k; w P% b, P5 `. M/ S3 p' HGas, Tires, Oil - r" ]( Q# d O2 o
Get Tools Out 2 Q( D! K3 M- @' z
Get To Onramp
) S" e* u& q7 O. L6 X* G; pGood To Own
- _& O. }' D( @8 s" ~% iGet The Others
* k5 |+ y- Q9 q& N1 r$ VGenerally Trashed Out
& ]) E' b9 N3 d2 K& VGood Time Out
a/ a& @! [1 d8 ~9 \Gone To Overdrive
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1 I" X6 S5 T" dHONDA: . \5 K2 H: j9 b5 R" T+ g5 r2 u
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 3 K! N0 o6 } Q
Had One Never Did Again
0 e2 f" n* D* N1 j- VHang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 g# L9 u" L7 ?
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
3 t4 R0 ?8 ~8 `7 s- LHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 8 T. o) s! D+ e! F" w/ y, N
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration + ~8 A9 \3 p. ^! D/ K5 Z$ t
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
5 k" x9 v; w! I3 C+ H. r+ l5 `PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes * r2 `% H: _" ^4 l% ^( o) |: \
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: ( f/ `2 z- L4 ?& O: j- a
Just Eats Every Part & J7 x" L$ ?, n) T$ {$ u3 U% A# S) O
Just Empty Every Pocket
* L$ H$ b6 H+ ?; WJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
" N0 d$ f9 I' `& ~" E7 fJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes & m R/ k) c$ q M& a* r. e
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: ; E2 M5 C. P" A1 Y1 N. n% ?7 O
Kick It Around
8 A( U( q: L4 BKick It Again
V: Q2 G' Q# o2 e, g- W! ^/ V' V* lKilled In Action ) K/ D& e4 [& s q" g
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8 l% P7 e* O7 k0 Q) F# x% L# \% aLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' Z r4 c. b0 w# e% S* H
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
3 v: e! S7 h! C, g% m7 \Money Guzzler
8 ]3 `. t( x9 @9 _% U3 PMostly Garaged ( K0 T% S N% e, _
Major Goof 1 ~0 t; Y: ^2 p* y$ b" M3 g
MGB: Might Go Backwards
9 g5 m: ^' ]4 a" tMGB: Might Go, But . . . ( e/ n) k1 n# D( u
MGB: Motor Going Bad 7 F( K1 L% @2 F9 N ~
MGF: Might Go Forward 0 I/ A1 K" Y, z5 Q# x0 N! S0 s( ~7 E
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 4 z: I3 y" }9 v6 t3 d$ J
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly * \& ~, J( G( P8 }! T( R# s
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
8 J: J7 Y: i! ~, P, N6 rMost Often Passed At Races 2 c; P B7 j& z
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
3 { S' D/ H, k$ f4 w! [Move Over People Are Racing : x4 B" W, x% r' ~. B" Q
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly " k, h6 X6 \& Z. y2 K
My Old Pig Ain't Running
! A) b9 R6 U5 b5 [- s- uMy Only Problems Are Repairs
$ ^6 l' B& b; q( y9 p" yMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
" i+ S T1 M6 i3 @8 Y: mMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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* z6 Q: [! A* J! _$ p# F! @9 _Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good & ~( ^, i& J* a1 n4 u
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
5 P& R6 N. I: H \) ZMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
) v, G' D) S U6 h) S& U; fMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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% h1 ~' o5 o; D+ vOLDSMOBILE: ) D0 n9 w( ~0 N# n+ V* R& l+ u
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ' Y8 r' g! Z1 M$ V+ g8 I; e, k1 a
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 8 s, Q0 d% V6 P' D+ j* Y
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. C9 D ]( a5 }- j7 mPut In Nickel To Operate
( t+ c4 i& \* u- P6 g' a4 B6 MPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
/ Y- k% z$ C6 a' D/ h1 t6 }Put In New Transmission Often
4 D, ?- {8 n3 n4 [7 ]6 ^& jPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 4 r3 C" V# J6 c- C7 ~; @" T- L
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
/ O3 d% j0 F$ H* N* G# oPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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' b2 D: v/ [% ^ T7 dPORSCHE:
$ X" n/ z3 W% O. ?; D1 i( p- [Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 1 h$ m, P) G) p. X( b
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough + w; f8 X4 C5 l5 d0 u* r
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Send Another Automobile Back + n8 A2 @8 z( ^4 g8 H. {8 Z& o, E
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 i5 e# C4 |& g( R
Sad Attempt At Beauty ) v! m/ x" d v/ g4 [
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
! O6 C4 X9 l/ EShape Appears Ass-Backwards ! O: k- [; [7 x4 Z/ D4 B
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- A+ E9 B5 m" HSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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$ n1 @2 g2 R- F* c/ ?1 sTOYOTA: / Q# D$ E; Z* `, R% a$ h
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
' Z5 C8 n; V* m' P/ E- N! P2 jTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
8 j2 C2 }& c- P7 ]0 b4 d& \ j# LThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
3 i9 ]7 K ~& t5 T0 q9 W0 L7 DThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 3 R9 K& I$ |3 W. l. P7 u
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! " O5 A$ v" x* a2 W+ e. g
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3 Q1 u1 C9 k6 S( X1 |$ YTR: Tools Required
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% X5 Y* {! z: eVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object % Q8 y' K8 k4 B9 w$ v
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