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d0 ]3 I2 \# }. SACURA: ) f$ Y: X8 y. t) B; ]
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile " ?! m% f$ h1 j: Z2 b2 x# L* R- u
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ) F/ ]3 j E. Y
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AMC:
& l4 V( q2 t4 ?. qAll Makes Combined
3 L7 N2 \% x1 \0 D$ cA Major Cost
% N- i8 g, O$ W5 j8 A, u Q, @A Mutated Car
3 c; p0 |% K9 _! `7 B9 GA Morons Car
6 v6 g- I; W" _; T" @% [( IAnother Major Catastrophe
( ~( N3 a5 `" i+ O% NA Man's Car " \3 A+ z- H2 A1 |% p% V1 ^: o' C* g
A Miss Conception
/ X5 n% @- M: k. R7 mAll Muscle Car 2 ^; T# O- C5 l) s Q, @
All Most Car - F" z0 X0 @3 v8 W! l" |& B3 m
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
1 M D! u! l) qAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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' }* k9 f) L5 s" Y1 NAUDI:
! g& F- {8 n S3 C* aAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented ) Y- z. l8 h8 n$ B
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 2 O0 e9 L2 E0 i
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
$ s9 @8 U: I* H( a0 ~ D6 gAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
3 a( ]8 |( a% M' [( E' hAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 3 t0 w" U$ `6 J9 H m
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 6 q% i7 v1 _3 S" j! ]9 c
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 9 | D3 _- u9 q% _7 I1 t) e4 }- O$ u
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BMW: " J, o/ a) A0 I; T. E
Big Money Works ' z2 }5 s* q( t4 H
Bought My Wife
& d0 L5 |& U0 K- j& R O; gBrutal Money Waster 1 L8 ~+ |3 D. |) D
Break My Window
8 _# x3 y" m( ~+ P5 t* I( yBreak My Windshield & r9 Y+ I7 Z. X; E' v
Babbling Mechanical Wench
# c W g* @# K m/ N: kBeastly Monstrous Wonder % b& K2 X% L9 L0 f9 Y* d- n& c5 [
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 1 I7 d* \6 `8 J
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder * Y- T. {; ^& a0 x, i5 L7 N$ S
Barely Moving Wreck
' B5 }. F; f) z4 L8 M$ |/ ABig Money Waste ! \4 |' z+ {& p2 g* ^
Big Money. Why?
/ e! I( X* ]0 n4 _Big Money Works % R& X0 z5 m) r0 R
Born Moderately Wealthy
c4 K9 e6 [/ D4 R" c9 u: B5 @. lBreaks Most Wrenches
1 {7 t* S- U7 N. xBring Many Wrenches ' [# v6 V! e4 B, @
Brings Me Women
5 J. N! ~/ D! cBrings More Women ; b; y& Q H3 U3 v7 \
Broken Money Waster * }9 R9 L. @7 H/ [: @# D2 g) h
Broke My Wallet
. ~ m4 K3 C1 O" K) V5 U KBroken Monstrous Wonder ' A$ v% D6 z7 V$ x1 X
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch - u& E+ v* r) E8 i4 H3 c
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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BUICK:
( n: x V* ?1 ?- HBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
% a/ o# M9 b% u0 ?3 N: x3 ]Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King . ^1 {* j# G* g; x% z% X& l5 Q5 ?; `
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Camaro:
% ^9 j/ r$ J' t% I+ ^6 x& f# WCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
* c0 ~; f: K8 V7 p8 L- _) _0 gCan't America Make A Real One? 4 b. R% z2 j9 c6 X. o1 e$ i8 `
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
- Y8 l1 M- K) X3 {/ O- o# YCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
+ _$ s/ u) F5 C# n; S0 yCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
$ t+ _3 k$ j' F7 Y/ ]' oCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time * b1 ~# p. {" S O) X
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time & n6 C3 F2 N; I1 |( Y
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; E6 S% @! H$ Q3 a8 u' zCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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( k5 v. m. m. P2 z3 g6 O/ C& |7 UDODGE: 0 H+ _& h2 H. T" H* n' u+ c5 D: I
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere & Q5 m: w- M) G9 ?
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
3 y2 R8 u- y# E3 [" B4 `% uDead Old Dog Going East
/ r3 J# Q( j9 s6 vDead On Day Guarantee Expires + y! E. \8 I. ?5 Z6 s+ Z1 o
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 4 x0 Z6 [& e* ]. [9 y0 S7 L
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 7 y8 @% E# F+ }3 x! v
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
# N- H- R( q/ w7 k3 K# RDear Old Dads Garage Experiment $ f! Z" }! m+ w* ^5 Y( F
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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+ p8 Q Z3 W4 e0 ^& H$ b2 f. ^2 O/ VEDSEL:
( T4 e/ S+ n# H0 {Every Day Something Else Leaks
2 u( F/ k& e# K% V( PEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: - p8 x3 D [9 q, ~4 Q4 ~ C
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology & I- \1 x0 h b1 P% g
Fix It Again, Tony 5 h& l3 c" B3 [, a
Fix It All the Time ; @. t* G$ P4 M8 ]0 z
Found In A Toilet
8 s. n- f7 N- S# w( KFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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. @! ~; X+ f8 ]FORD:
+ k- E, C. P* p6 ?1 ^1 c6 m0 iFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
0 {$ j/ @" k1 [9 F$ hFix Or Repair Daily
) C4 o9 U' | p3 _Found On Road Dead 1 x5 a6 x* q( M% F8 M+ c8 x
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
$ V" {% ~5 p% C3 N2 F& aFirst On Race Day
( x1 {/ t/ W4 d6 r( JFirst On Recall Day 3 l" r- E0 `/ g
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 1 U$ }* J6 V' o+ t
Fails On Rainy Days
! p$ y; t7 E ~( e; jFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream : Z3 i+ M* }* S# |
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver . ^! T# _5 }! O) O' V- K* ^* E
Fault Of R&D 0 Y/ r4 _7 Y# x- V' B
Finally Obsolete Racing Device , `; }, ~4 [% }) [7 P
Fireball On Rear Denting
* K/ K- U2 Q1 L1 y9 l+ R; i' ^First On Road to Dump - @- p. s: x) b o6 L
First On Rust and Deterioration 2 M5 W! y, P+ H. v, _
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma # Y- ?$ l7 z5 \2 G7 |6 X! Q. P
Flipping Over Results in Death 8 k8 x+ Z) T9 B! a* [2 Z; T+ s: v
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
. L# m( }/ y- CFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
6 a- X- T: \; ^( jFoot On Road Decelerates , Y6 }2 W' c& T0 C; {9 Z6 z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
2 V" p% P1 [$ W" _% pFormed Of Rejected DNA 1 C3 D$ T9 k! I, z5 u6 p
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
/ U; f" y) A) j& B7 y& W6 YForward Only; Reverse Defective ?" E V' v$ f4 O1 `2 v4 D$ m
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
% |7 }+ ^ u- H0 ^# JFork Over Repair Dough & x- O1 O6 u6 U" A
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
$ l8 s* T$ Y3 o$ W' P9 S4 iFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
+ {' R9 e. j0 `9 VFree Or Reduced Drastically : E; B: k5 D+ S8 A3 b: r) W
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed . A/ t; u* t6 q( l# W S
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable , {# O4 R+ W# ?9 H$ G+ {
Funny Old Rattling Dump
1 P" W+ z0 @& z1 ?& r+ P& tForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
8 {8 U) c6 Q. k/ p" G+ OFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 9 J' R5 `+ I, Q0 y) Q8 O
Found Out-Right Dangerous - b# a' C9 w9 k2 l# |
Future Of Racings Delight 2 q7 d0 b+ x9 P8 F8 u2 `
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
" F! a1 @7 P- y# R(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 4 e/ S+ }; ]$ l$ h3 H7 ^
LTD:
! H5 H$ I' ]2 GLacks Total Dependability ) ~/ F4 ` |! A1 Y1 f
Lots To Do ; c0 _6 S' |: r2 h+ U1 H
Looses Transmissions Daily . t$ A" ?. G8 e( G
) \7 y/ c% [* V! nGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 J/ V8 r- I ^7 H: M% _, w
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3 r! N4 A* N; Y9 c$ pGeneral Maintenance # d# l/ P) K1 `5 [& x; I
Great Mistake 1 c$ z8 w p$ Y4 e% D
Garbage Motors , O# c- Z3 O% M# s
Generally Miserable $ `( q) o0 S- Y3 ~0 r3 Z. v
Grossly Misconceived ' t! S0 P# T* V8 `
Gluteus Maximus
: r: G9 g$ W+ @$ G3 pGood Money
$ T$ O3 E4 _0 u9 mGoofy's Manufacturing & E; I1 D( n2 |8 z
Gone Mental ( `5 R* r3 G/ p3 M6 o' ~
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# q5 s$ v1 p! k; |% V, Z3 BGMC:
/ S* ^, H/ d- U% | k) G ZGrief & Misery Combined
# w% a. R& I5 q9 D' A/ n- E# a" L1 }; @Garage Man's Companion
- ?$ v9 Q# V, ^0 LGotta Mechanic Coming? : J" f; s/ I+ O5 ?
Generally Mediocre Cars 0 h# T) d( ?7 a1 {4 z
Get More Chicks 8 Y9 Q2 a/ L% z
Gets Mechanics Crazy
+ U( {! g; b( E& A- g8 V1 m: BGods Mechanical Curse
* U% l7 U+ E5 h; s' hGot More Crap 3 m8 k& P0 H+ L% m( N4 L; e
Great Mountain Climber 9 y7 G7 [+ ? w, _* w2 x1 a2 e
Great Motor Car " L$ L+ N( ~: I. D
God Made Chevy
* b1 u1 a% ]: b5 b# h$ s" z; jGood Moron Car , x0 u; ?8 y0 O
Got Mine Cheap
$ B. L* F* b2 b6 X1 WGet My Checkbook
4 N: ]0 w! U% SGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: ( W& O1 A- w! H* F0 y' S
Gas, Tires, Oil 0 |7 q, k8 W7 i; \* \% b
Get Tools Out
/ q e1 P4 O9 n7 UGet To Onramp 0 j$ C) [# u* b& {+ Y- N
Good To Own 6 l: s* ^! a, ?6 j
Get The Others ) Q' N2 T2 l3 [9 o8 I
Generally Trashed Out / D4 S5 U# V: b: O8 P& ^% V) N, Y" }
Good Time Out
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HONDA: # D6 S$ U d6 I' M/ S. V
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 8 G0 S2 r$ n3 I C7 P4 N
Had One Never Did Again
# w7 `2 C* p: \; e; Z- @! yHang On, Not Done Accelerating
1 g3 F) A0 q& a0 i0 T/ tHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
7 U% R$ b: v7 Q, q* o9 JHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles " g3 T" ^) J0 I/ G" Z
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 V3 G, w5 j& F7 s6 R4 \How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
8 d: w' I$ {# a* ^5 CPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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2 z9 O2 L0 X9 q) v% x* f7 s9 hHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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, Z% s. r$ o* h0 Y5 Z. v* `JEEP: % I: p9 Q, \( i* V+ V1 u
Just Eats Every Part
3 ~2 G/ b) J. e4 y( FJust Empty Every Pocket ) {# e$ y, T' L) P
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
* b R* f8 F+ K0 [/ H" iJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * k$ F- f* _ V8 N D
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
; K7 h6 w' u# \$ ~! s wKick It Around 8 b7 M1 {! _" J% u* G w& [
Kick It Again
! X3 X5 `5 a# J! ~* u6 RKilled In Action
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% a9 E) m* z+ I+ Y/ {# v1 nLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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9 N5 ~. n; L( L6 I, ?MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along / T$ m' D7 H) H& d7 V8 c! K
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MG:
' V. o' D2 K2 x( \1 F7 kMoney Guzzler 2 X0 Q; M- J. @& z
Mostly Garaged , ~( T: g! S/ b
Major Goof 9 \4 X8 P* b4 {% z1 q( D! J! v
MGB: Might Go Backwards
0 N& k; I/ m5 F/ [3 a3 [2 Q) YMGB: Might Go, But . . .
, @7 z. r4 _' Y+ f) B( G3 {; d* s3 ZMGB: Motor Going Bad
; T& P' V- |( n; P DMGF: Might Go Forward : a" z( q1 U: R. Q. ?* U0 j2 l
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 4 {) V; A7 E: g* z2 P
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! r1 a& S' Q6 a J+ JMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly & i/ Y9 S5 h t
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; w" ~. q$ Q- I, t( @
Most Often Passed At Races
# r9 B( s7 T8 l. Q2 ?Mostly Old Parts And Rust , {. y9 t5 f& Q1 G2 @: t
Move Over People Are Racing # ]" j4 Q9 p3 ~, N* V
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
' w d+ {$ z1 i) s/ RMy Old Pig Ain't Running
" j4 {6 ?8 {; q9 g1 }My Only Problems Are Repairs 0 g* V5 L; p, j: C6 A
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ( J7 z$ e8 [; v3 l+ F+ z
More Often Parts Are Replaced ' C, E6 [% `$ j/ L* R, a8 y/ S( B7 o! w
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MUSTANG: 9 `4 q1 L& ?8 [' z
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good * {9 C5 C% Y5 r) i/ C* l: w
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
/ M- ~9 o2 o6 Q8 z5 K" Z% IMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 1 ?, N: c! f/ O9 K' D1 l
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO " j# K5 \8 n3 Z: t, \
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OLDSMOBILE:
1 `. s8 k9 X, mOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday , p: L" z$ g V- \& y' w% v5 I
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment % a: G9 a( s0 [( F4 l
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/ s8 q N2 X/ } X1 U1 }Put In Nickel To Operate . A; S# O8 \0 E0 g' _
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
' q3 m2 _7 c4 {# aPut In New Transmission Often 2 Q( B7 ~9 g) o
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 2 ]" m& \' Z8 x1 ]2 W% [2 \
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PONTIAC:
{/ m* Q& G) ZPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 1 W! q3 m( f) [- f# p0 y$ J7 J
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
3 }7 E' Y6 e! C8 K2 i3 [9 g9 d, RProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
# G+ b/ l* W. NPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 7 _1 x1 i. E" Z1 b O# x/ M. t
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SAAB:
! z" b2 k4 R; P* w* nSend Another Automobile Back
5 R" D6 b: t* j/ P1 `Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 V! Z% L2 i; P/ e9 k& uSad Attempt At Beauty
: m6 F- n5 M: @; w; ]Sorry Auto, Always Broken
* k0 x4 h2 `( qShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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7 Z/ K7 V* Z1 i# i: H" |SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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9 F. [# O; x" N7 }TOYOTA:
o2 m$ y/ e4 i* D5 f+ U+ Z. pToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
6 p( Z" Q" k* ?2 @5 R6 P& KTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
4 _' s7 |1 q* H7 d- D- ]( [, ?The One You Ought To Avoid # D5 e9 O- V, T4 ~8 Q E
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6 Y/ `2 [/ z/ Z' `# YTRIUMPH: 3 g/ x7 A G9 P& b" ^
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! - N3 P1 Y% c+ k1 f. o
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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. K! d n! X; b1 v3 U- S6 nTR: Tools Required
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/ A6 |4 |2 J7 `VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ) ~% _) _( o. b
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7 R+ _2 [6 `+ u, o, ?! nVintage Wreck
5 t4 q0 k l9 a v( N* H6 ?Virtually Worthless |
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