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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
4 }' K& J/ j: F, jAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
) Z5 D' F1 R# k1 |7 {8 kAsia's Curse Upon Rural America : Q0 [3 q% W7 Z7 i1 _0 V
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All Makes Combined % x! x. u9 [7 M$ s/ I
A Major Cost ) }, F4 z5 S6 j* r" D
A Mutated Car
: b4 I. M, S; IA Morons Car
6 H- u/ c& C, i7 L6 H5 B8 JAnother Major Catastrophe
+ {) p: m. S' E6 _" Y4 JA Man's Car # c6 `# D1 n, u. i% @3 c
A Miss Conception
' z- X# }3 E! t9 W' e' s: _All Muscle Car 3 w" ?1 Q2 _6 O4 ]; Y- @' H
All Most Car ' d$ h2 |3 Y8 P l9 G ^
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 5 A4 A z4 [2 ?' \, v0 l- a" \
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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' O' L L. o. m* E2 f! ~1 ~Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
! V+ ^4 l* C) a# FAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
6 u# O/ V7 x) [. W. e. ~Automobile Under Demonic Influence - i; q9 c; r; {6 v
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
7 t0 p! e3 d/ {& w' I% p( L! w4 `Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
& m8 s; i% ~ u! z& xAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
5 [" C3 ]+ _5 R, n2 x0 b' s) J, q0 LAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 9 |8 N; ~- j# g. W3 R6 H& d
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BMW: " D9 z( a: x& M; z7 b
Big Money Works
4 @' C" h! t8 v ABought My Wife , C0 v* f2 I: Z
Brutal Money Waster M" W2 ?' Y' V6 _7 o: ?
Break My Window ( f7 a- X( }1 u& L5 `7 U2 I5 |" N. s
Break My Windshield
1 T& m/ I+ J4 g! K; a6 d; _4 PBabbling Mechanical Wench - g2 ^; i" v/ ~' {
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 9 ~4 a: j5 Z0 Y' b2 \! K8 t
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 0 `0 b2 A6 k3 k
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ) V# U7 \( S1 g% f- [
Barely Moving Wreck
# k$ w* [- r+ V& N% PBig Money Waste $ I) p" E+ E. K
Big Money. Why? / ^& [. w1 z7 ^' b- t( F3 T
Big Money Works
. y4 E8 a8 N* t( H/ H/ UBorn Moderately Wealthy i3 ~) K0 z3 u6 X3 @0 Q
Breaks Most Wrenches
0 J- t. z' _- Y# Y& kBring Many Wrenches " _7 W$ Q* d6 L/ n" Y3 s
Brings Me Women
6 h2 }9 H, w' N8 i. |Brings More Women
4 Q- E+ p9 ~( d5 BBroken Money Waster ]6 Y: x2 D: k+ Y Y
Broke My Wallet
; j7 o- u% s) }5 s# [. s2 `9 ABroken Monstrous Wonder
! I' L, @9 K, Q5 P1 @5 _" L, TBumbling Mechanical Wretch
5 K6 Q2 g4 J/ W; G* A' e5 v) a0 o/ ABlasphemous Motorized Wreck
9 M+ N P4 Z4 t' yBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
4 Q9 a5 i2 @ C" U/ fBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
1 g& B4 l' q: Q$ H( O' y3 T- yBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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* I) H8 m7 o% K' J7 x; \* I+ rCamaro: * P$ m- G8 q& i
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 9 {; f3 M" r {4 w
Can't America Make A Real One?
7 S$ B+ g% A1 ~* b& JChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often * K7 [* W# d) g/ g% {! S7 g
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 7 E% V% s1 D+ l4 L- ]
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, ]) q# g2 k8 Y- L- XCHEVROLET: 6 p: I: u: h7 \8 p' d$ h
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
( w: g$ Y) T5 \Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time # q, a7 w- D, D& P" h; n6 k
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / c$ U3 j8 j( ~" O
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques + r. b/ B* ?1 j( P# Z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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1 @: ~9 c9 r, B+ w YDODGE: . `& X4 O( B$ _4 U
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ( ]0 e! @6 x. H
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater : @' \! J. M3 H1 l/ w( L' z2 ~
Dead Old Dog Going East
* C# l8 G9 n( K& u$ C: KDead On Day Guarantee Expires
% f* q r& R% _% o4 E- n; WDead On Delivery, Go Easy ! x7 I3 c1 B' B; H% a+ J2 l' P
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
; O1 ]8 \$ f/ ^0 W8 b& A; O% IDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 5 [ ~9 j& S. `( {$ r9 Y
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
. A" _$ b5 N) dDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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7 N. b, p9 u% ~' x* BEvery Day Something Else Leaks
1 M5 ?8 c1 w- K8 l6 N/ lEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 3 H- F& g2 V, h' a* Y) X/ |
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology % S$ E$ F: c7 _
Fix It Again, Tony
2 f: V3 B& |6 R# @5 PFix It All the Time ; x0 m0 [$ f1 O5 Q2 m% k" }1 ~
Found In A Toilet 9 |% m, K# t* b) X4 U7 p" l
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
7 I: q6 X! t6 d7 R: s4 u, wFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
2 |% a! m$ G, I: a! r& ?Fix Or Repair Daily 9 Q Q# o& z9 B1 O* D
Found On Road Dead
$ G- R$ M" Z% v5 d- O$ TFast Only Rolling Downhill
4 F3 a, e$ E0 ~First On Race Day
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+ h; ^' v% @0 ~2 L+ z+ D5 aFabricated Of Refried Dung , w! [2 r8 ^7 D2 P8 E" P! n
Fails On Rainy Days
) N' {# n7 E& `) X( t8 xFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
: H2 U1 i, L7 f. g, AFatally Obese Redneck Driver % _ ]( h+ t% U9 Q7 x: J1 r0 o1 u; Z4 J. ^
Fault Of R&D
" F. W8 W" N! D- zFinally Obsolete Racing Device ; A" w& }. M$ h3 w
Fireball On Rear Denting / F- v/ X) k3 m
First On Road to Dump
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; y# `( S/ {' H0 |4 F4 l) p/ a+ QFix Or Recycle Dilemma
1 _& p$ ], m4 ?! E: O, y3 a6 U& UFlipping Over Results in Death
6 s# ?- n0 B; g1 NFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
2 A4 Z' v" M" z* D* `Follow Our Rusty Dogsled $ w( Q, H" T' y
Foot On Road Decelerates 1 N! D2 f) }5 O
Forced On Reluctant Drivers / h) ^! k% @( o }
Formed Of Rejected DNA
, G6 V: {0 @* H) E) a4 q6 e! Z0 jForwarded Once; Return Denied 0 @; ~+ k& Q' U3 C) |9 u
Forward Only; Reverse Defective l2 ]& v" t% O. O% ~- U- [: p" g
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ! d" T+ N7 c; }( v, D% i
Fork Over Repair Dough
6 x( U0 ^- o$ {, e3 I8 XFouled Out Re-done Dodge
8 ]$ h" d" v: sFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( }. r, C$ ~6 u9 Q2 O6 L g0 d
Free Or Reduced Drastically + O" E7 L; [( `, V
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed " f' X' z. @: Q7 g
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable # `8 m0 K5 e8 g- e
Funny Old Rattling Dump
# b3 |# m! i0 F4 C- W0 XForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
1 a- ~5 B |0 D3 A, Z4 QFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. s; w+ T2 F+ ^6 H4 j8 UFound Out-Right Dangerous 1 B8 p- t2 j+ k7 W: G8 f
Future Of Racings Delight - e! S" a: z$ j5 Z% N" V5 ]
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
3 {; G6 x, n: J! ^8 k) z(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability 8 z9 j! A( F `
Lots To Do * t$ h3 [+ n$ |5 H5 n& @
Looses Transmissions Daily
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* ]% Z: ^% `5 p* r+ kGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 [5 Y3 a v/ F0 ]$ D& l* h/ `# k
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GM: ; l# \# }* ^/ Y# Q9 m- E* e
General Maintenance
5 U# h8 ]2 Y4 t; T, S. VGreat Mistake ; J: P" c7 R8 T
Garbage Motors
; H6 V1 s. s1 @0 D6 c' W& ]8 LGenerally Miserable
1 l/ l7 U* R6 HGrossly Misconceived $ @; F7 i3 {* v. t9 J& C
Gluteus Maximus
# W, O( V- C: r5 ]" j! D# w& JGood Money ' ]1 o6 H2 a+ O1 p
Goofy's Manufacturing # a: h% ], o# U: z; R
Gone Mental , h$ e+ ?, D: |
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GMC:
: k0 o' E3 _% Z/ G1 XGrief & Misery Combined . f/ R8 D' y: h" g; q
Garage Man's Companion
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Generally Mediocre Cars x( `4 u: S$ s* j9 `! n
Get More Chicks + o, _/ |4 x7 s8 @0 M; h8 W
Gets Mechanics Crazy 2 {- W0 J. C1 B& H
Gods Mechanical Curse 2 K( G, ~: R. P; ~6 ?2 w& R1 {. j2 X) A
Got More Crap
8 g* O/ ~6 p3 {& o9 I/ ?Great Mountain Climber 5 C! a" G- e/ M z, k
Great Motor Car
% [1 B8 J3 _) {5 F" FGod Made Chevy 6 a& G2 C1 r' y& T% H
Good Moron Car / i% d, y1 O0 s9 {+ _
Got Mine Cheap
0 ~) H( L+ K7 Z! u/ VGet My Checkbook $ G7 H* Y* g3 B/ `
Gone Mad Corp. * M8 X0 H4 Q. P. ]: p4 _
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GTO:
( M/ `; W- p+ ?& T' u5 x% r0 d. gGas, Tires, Oil 4 \9 c6 n \1 T0 S; D
Get Tools Out # l: V* k& C5 x; `) ^: E" ^
Get To Onramp
& m+ g7 M; n" j. g) R% HGood To Own : E+ X6 q6 [/ a- s \( {! H7 I
Get The Others
- H& _& |1 Z: WGenerally Trashed Out 0 o: h2 B2 g8 u; T
Good Time Out
+ q4 C# U6 @- [. B0 x# OGone To Overdrive
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6 c' m/ }# d% K$ R& u$ qHONDA:
6 \2 M6 H) V) V% A4 j0 p+ Y$ e9 vHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
, N5 H7 R- N% o1 zHad One Never Did Again e. w- I, n1 m
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
' B/ J8 [" x( y' H. H9 pHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
4 W5 W( q: O5 k! X" yHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; {. ?1 K/ s. c8 L& o
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration / w' v/ i5 s: {( m: g; {
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 9 g" W- P8 q% k
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes % @5 E7 e8 z' h0 a4 L$ ?- k
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 9 Q8 {! E% s3 g+ s6 n! s: _
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JEEP:
9 t, ]% \! R+ P9 a/ WJust Eats Every Part # b: [4 [- l& u* t5 W0 L8 e: T/ y: {
Just Empty Every Pocket
, F' ^$ A9 W* O; {$ {5 s6 E9 R6 DJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 9 F; ]6 v0 m- B m; S; o: Y
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 o5 Y ~- m/ Q0 YJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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0 H7 T: y u7 _$ RKick It Around
5 J/ T; A2 ?# n) I: k- J, LKick It Again
$ z, v; t$ B1 r" M( t9 i4 PKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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( H9 s" w- I. q' X ?# xMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along - X, y" T' [3 L$ k9 H# k- D3 B
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y. v `2 F9 C! R2 M9 M" y% XMoney Guzzler
* u8 @2 w# ~5 H$ wMostly Garaged
c) C, I3 @3 U% ^5 Q7 c' A5 IMajor Goof
% [$ g9 s2 F: v/ q1 m4 Q6 }MGB: Might Go Backwards 6 ~! q y9 o8 R
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 3 _0 j) ?9 o' F% ~! l( P* l% d
MGB: Motor Going Bad
, C- x5 V, N, {) A) k( LMGF: Might Go Forward ; C; a" Z7 R: N
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
* _' W1 W: Z) p6 G% PMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
4 [! G0 A9 o# x5 R- F1 T4 LMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! Y3 i9 ]/ R; h- b, ?0 b. ^
Most Often Passed At Races . N; y [! h$ a7 u4 q) F6 |
Mostly Old Parts And Rust & n4 q$ c6 {6 m# b+ c5 J* w% n
Move Over People Are Racing
& p: E4 K2 V dMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
B. a( ^. Z6 S8 }6 bMy Old Pig Ain't Running # u" t e, a, X3 \+ E, Y* l
My Only Problems Are Repairs 9 Q7 w5 T+ B# f# u" x, i' s/ o
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
9 {- H/ {; w, v! b2 W4 kMore Often Parts Are Replaced / x& ~% {/ d# ?
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5 K! G2 [' k( T! O: u9 UMUSTANG: ; F3 w5 I! K" \/ t# N J. V
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
, q% b9 A! C9 p" L4 sMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 0 X- G l5 K" v* m1 d7 F7 B
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ' Z$ W' r/ ?; T! Q3 Z' M& W% ?
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 3 ~1 o a- D; M! a+ ]. h
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; O$ ~ N8 ~$ V! T/ g* HOLDSMOBILE: * ?4 \( N6 c% R' x& U( l" T; r
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday W; T9 c. K% k- n
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment + `# @/ | Q. @7 g* d
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PINTO:
1 m2 ] x( E8 ]3 ~Put In Nickel To Operate
" l! Z9 U3 u* ]Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
1 R" s0 k0 e6 g' f& u& HPut In New Transmission Often
% T0 V% |' D6 O4 N+ I, S& lPushed In Neutral Too Often 5 e0 y/ ^7 d% D8 p1 d: ~
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PONTIAC:
9 c' P/ s$ i7 {+ O4 FPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! t4 `! s8 Z: e3 Z7 u7 b. t6 o
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 4 a0 v/ g/ L. j$ _4 i6 D$ a* C0 g5 l3 F
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PORSCHE:
# t/ f0 }7 d v7 f3 EProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
* ?6 _- N/ s2 H9 ]4 a, j+ mPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 0 j1 D: z7 R) k0 p$ X% Y* L
Send Another Automobile Back - l3 G7 Q% l$ Q0 @! f
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ! P. j h* z/ ?- Q* E4 S
Sad Attempt At Beauty 7 n- I3 r: d, L6 n
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
( y9 d2 J% {- w# {: {$ ^Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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/ J& M& @. i6 V) GToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 4 K* T; l3 l, l, Y
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
" d. ^$ m: o/ bThe One You Ought To Avoid 4 C+ ~ c) ^) O/ Q( }
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) ^- z4 u4 N b6 |5 F CThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
5 a1 L$ O: \! f) yTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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5 b, t8 G. s; k5 P" TTR: Tools Required
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( z! o" x3 D# W; y4 M( H( }VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck 4 R {" \0 n# T1 Z! X5 s+ T
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