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" g- ]: D- g' L. WAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
k: `. q( e1 [Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
* f) o; {1 P7 O% C$ L( rA Major Cost
4 g; T7 b4 V: r8 b2 f4 i9 PA Mutated Car # {! o* s, r3 N! c e- i7 y
A Morons Car
# T9 k4 j) l4 U3 {" H$ {Another Major Catastrophe 8 d4 s3 `# b; u
A Man's Car 1 l* ]# S, z4 e4 L+ E+ ]
A Miss Conception . s+ x& e& c2 X$ x# p
All Muscle Car - _4 d3 u1 Q: P ?; P
All Most Car + P" _# x/ }" K! n
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
+ @: P& i0 t' sAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
" l- w4 i: c+ K. j$ SAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
- b2 x ]) x9 L$ p" O2 ]( V6 {Automobile Under Demonic Influence & K% e9 z: R' M8 y* Y( M9 R% J! U
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
) p; v2 P- a3 [# L- ^! WAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
7 h, L: p6 W& h p' qAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 1 B0 |+ ?, I& l4 n0 p
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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% C# ~/ Y9 N& T; d; \! KBMW:
# }" T2 l1 F1 G4 l, FBig Money Works 8 I) x9 C- _1 \6 } g
Bought My Wife : O3 \9 T L) E) T) `# k
Brutal Money Waster 5 a+ s! V6 v1 S' w3 b
Break My Window & A4 V2 F$ x( f* {
Break My Windshield ( |9 M% I( T0 W( L) N' ^
Babbling Mechanical Wench
- ^! ^. \# O0 U2 `Beastly Monstrous Wonder
7 p2 r6 n, j' B. @- r; q+ [Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
8 Y9 }: b( `: U* t$ p/ B/ XBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 0 }) I1 l5 C4 C& M# Y
Barely Moving Wreck 3 s; n/ H$ j% M5 G: |
Big Money Waste " x1 m. X$ Y' c& r- C. @
Big Money. Why? " s! `; H& O1 K: d, a5 {! B
Big Money Works 0 F+ \# A* I9 K( k5 h( R
Born Moderately Wealthy
: I! I4 h! G {2 S6 c$ iBreaks Most Wrenches
% A5 e6 o2 C6 }7 W$ KBring Many Wrenches 1 [; b- ^ z$ v% J! O
Brings Me Women
# F2 _& r9 D+ N8 f+ S% qBrings More Women
, S- R: `4 C0 uBroken Money Waster 8 K9 w' b) o; l+ I4 Q; b
Broke My Wallet
+ S) u0 f- \8 ]# W* k0 yBroken Monstrous Wonder
1 M+ C4 W+ l) T) Z& o# X. |Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ) A9 X2 ^5 e0 g/ x
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 4 N( M0 b* A8 M r
Bavarian Manure Wagon 5 f, w" P5 f Q0 N
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. J; Y1 g/ y: y) MBUICK: & K% k6 u0 w( [5 P
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 N. g0 ?7 u2 j, Y
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 1 C( ^! \$ h0 s
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Camaro: $ z1 [7 p& E$ b+ c
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ' S! Z8 b2 N) b8 i% f4 p- v
Can't America Make A Real One? / t5 D- H" K h4 e. B" A2 r% z
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + m/ s g+ v; A. X6 z2 l! s( H3 X
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often % a# @2 w+ @! s( I* E3 T) A8 p4 p
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CHEVROLET:
2 K" A) n+ s: ?6 h# CCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
$ u9 D8 H5 s$ Z9 X1 ]2 u8 s# {Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time * `$ p. O s' ^* o. m1 L
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
& B; w5 n1 R% G, xConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
/ K, j. \% s( aCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
. D' l0 E0 M5 |; E7 KDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* I( ~) z/ q7 \Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater / s( E% ]3 \; r- ?: A( d+ t; T
Dead Old Dog Going East ' `& x) q! ]4 U1 q" k; F
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
2 K6 K" h! W- I# X6 {8 A# o- |6 yDead On Delivery, Go Easy 9 z2 J' r5 W* C( r' h7 I4 E
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 9 Z6 v( @ S* k- x0 `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ( [/ R" c1 M. _ z/ \3 n. S6 b* x! u
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
4 R! O0 f$ P$ s/ w/ K1 ~, mDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
* |# E& ^6 @5 G, X$ _+ LEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs . d$ q1 z- t% l6 @/ S5 H& x
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FIAT: v# D4 u& q' t8 b F" Y3 a) g
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology & I# e |' V1 t8 ~) o4 c3 w- v
Fix It Again, Tony
/ F# M+ ` m$ y% j5 wFix It All the Time 2 }- D4 M- M1 G, F& k# W: y, U- G
Found In A Toilet
* h+ ~6 _$ [* _& P6 pFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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1 A( K# K. S* a+ }FORD:
0 E& Q& ^7 |! A; S5 d; S) Y) SFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
- }4 Z P D6 K+ w8 s5 W" F- aFix Or Repair Daily
! g5 j& M! l5 sFound On Road Dead
( q; _! b' r( D2 uFast Only Rolling Downhill
; |7 v7 `5 \# {* QFirst On Race Day $ n2 S! [3 E" h1 i) \" k y
First On Recall Day
( _& L4 q+ z, J& TFabricated Of Refried Dung
h/ F* z5 H5 G) jFails On Rainy Days
" \+ ?" `/ z5 l4 rFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
) r0 N( l9 _9 V) N; TFatally Obese Redneck Driver
4 f# W$ N# e7 @Fault Of R&D
{) e$ D4 F6 s0 z4 v/ wFinally Obsolete Racing Device
# k* E" E. M, {. kFireball On Rear Denting 8 \. b' T" U6 g q/ X3 O
First On Road to Dump
1 P1 u0 Q# A/ W( ~ mFirst On Rust and Deterioration
/ v( m. d# z, j5 O, b5 NFix Or Recycle Dilemma ' _4 x) l7 q! Y
Flipping Over Results in Death
/ Z% J6 K8 R5 J" YFlipped Over Roadside Disaster ) \: D, ~- D6 f7 a
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
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! i+ Y, s( d+ Y& F! y1 e4 t$ R. vForced On Reluctant Drivers 0 {% c1 S$ L# x: A% r* t$ i+ P1 t
Formed Of Rejected DNA , r5 r, ~. x2 l( t" a2 J, V9 G! [
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 9 O- t5 S% z5 k5 E5 I
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
* Z, H9 e9 ?2 t- C# e8 rForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 2 Q. j. X6 }# C
Fork Over Repair Dough % r! F; m4 d0 P: T: r3 o: a/ q
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge : Z9 B; ~/ {) ?3 l
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
1 }9 j3 Y. A# {* X7 DFree Or Reduced Drastically 8 L3 t$ B9 t7 c8 Y; A$ v
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
4 _9 o& L4 t: L; j0 x4 RFumes and Odors Readily Detectable & |# E) N- Y4 E; B, [. y8 V1 T3 n
Funny Old Rattling Dump
8 d1 N) Q' {- N" r1 ~. R1 }Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
& f5 g$ O- F( I. w9 BFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 6 U8 t: L- {: d @' @4 t8 h
Found Out-Right Dangerous . Y4 T6 b: V5 `. P1 h0 { O
Future Of Racings Delight ' R7 w, F7 p5 j
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 2 c+ x' T" H5 i u
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
2 j: T7 m9 k5 N+ N" y3 yLots To Do 7 J* Z- q, j* r. C/ `
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked " C" E5 J/ m/ i. K6 n+ g2 @
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* I7 ?, z: e3 n8 fGeneral Maintenance # }' c, Z" `3 t
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Garbage Motors
: p( `. n0 B' |5 X3 P% uGenerally Miserable
, e) R+ V' |+ g4 ~3 {; z8 NGrossly Misconceived
% \! {- S4 k/ l" [: q* mGluteus Maximus
# @) F' }5 v' G! VGood Money 9 q8 ^( y5 ?; Y, R+ A2 h
Goofy's Manufacturing % r, ~& J/ {2 T
Gone Mental
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?9 V9 j1 g+ ?! _/ CGrief & Misery Combined
% H* `" l: I+ y/ P, M+ d% bGarage Man's Companion
5 {; s% v n! MGotta Mechanic Coming?
1 G! g. d. S6 x; u& HGenerally Mediocre Cars
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& n' K b2 K3 QGets Mechanics Crazy 0 O5 h2 r$ S0 g6 p w+ u
Gods Mechanical Curse
6 E7 ]% r' p" r1 q ZGot More Crap - {! w. N& x% J5 M
Great Mountain Climber
) I" a$ x! L5 l) zGreat Motor Car
2 p( Y$ @/ R* F5 z* N- _God Made Chevy % o# V2 l$ p4 t
Good Moron Car
! a$ h7 }5 I- q6 I& M9 P! CGot Mine Cheap
1 U9 r3 k5 o0 _; _, P. e; `4 sGet My Checkbook
7 {+ t- M3 I, k: PGone Mad Corp.
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( q0 {; q9 m4 J2 wGas, Tires, Oil % r* ~1 E6 z/ U: p# z7 w5 l' c, b
Get Tools Out
+ k; x9 r+ B; ?4 [Get To Onramp " X }3 _/ M9 B$ u, F" [5 V: [* K
Good To Own & e, s5 C+ t# P, F
Get The Others
2 `1 F. H& e4 eGenerally Trashed Out
! V6 ?2 H1 q$ x% _* {; FGood Time Out 9 m. j: |6 c# E9 A4 n G% V& |/ K
Gone To Overdrive 8 R+ A P- A; n0 H0 G! x
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( A' U# e) p, Q8 `) e0 RHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
d$ @& q. p" E" @Had One Never Did Again
1 m# D. Y& T }; c* L( tHang On, Not Done Accelerating
& J* W- i' A1 a1 `7 p X# CHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
; i8 p6 Y- ]. u$ m8 t, V/ gHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
5 b& v% h2 ]" c0 d3 j0 h, ^History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
, S. u6 h; |& W; N, X! SHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? & F0 c; O. n4 e# l9 ]& Y
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ' c7 ?3 {; N0 }$ ]
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 q9 M/ e& [8 f. J( o4 }% C
: T7 T- J/ r" h/ W4 r7 xJEEP:
+ [' J' O. ]( t: V5 \, ^9 |* XJust Eats Every Part
/ i, k8 w6 G* j+ a( PJust Empty Every Pocket 1 J" j' N! z! D! I; _1 W
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly . U$ ~) u; i- o) B; L
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 7 V3 V, ^# Q i9 `! x
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts & E, q7 D+ Y3 I6 |
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& m# y$ A: f4 R# p! D3 V. R9 d1 RKick It Around
6 @% R" y \: w1 C+ JKick It Again
# e- d. f9 V: z$ h0 d6 VKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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1 Y/ w* P7 T3 z# f5 R3 tMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
5 d, u: [" }' `5 DMoney Guzzler 2 S8 i# `4 F) x
Mostly Garaged " E% B0 l, i4 _/ J
Major Goof
0 |5 N: b$ i i! m* BMGB: Might Go Backwards " ~' d+ a, E9 J; ]# ^* X
MGB: Might Go, But . . . ! ~ j3 e2 L7 t# h! z" T* c
MGB: Motor Going Bad
$ V# x* q) H9 N' bMGF: Might Go Forward & L. o. d# ~0 E9 `9 k' f
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 9 K7 S' E! E: Y: d4 h, a& M
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 Z* |3 B& b) PMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
3 r, p9 s1 I9 IMost Often Passed At Races
, _: ~" }! C* t0 N* V* v# A, `Mostly Old Parts And Rust / K6 g. x' Y% ]3 W0 I
Move Over People Are Racing
; C) S& S, X. R' c2 o7 M5 KMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * s, L, Q4 m9 e7 x
My Old Pig Ain't Running
( X0 h; n: |2 h0 Q! PMy Only Problems Are Repairs
1 E5 I1 r4 ~/ X; g3 KMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 7 A3 G7 \+ f" N% ?4 g9 l
More Often Parts Are Replaced 5 m8 _0 Q/ P3 d. G4 o
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MUSTANG: ; q; Z/ w" l ^2 C \- A
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 5 B2 q" R# d- F0 k7 l5 Q- d
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
@* F S# P1 Z! g; v" kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
' U, h0 W( R6 B3 C ~Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO # i* Q9 O( u" v) u
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6 S+ E. z6 g7 o1 U% }OLDSMOBILE: . x; ^; z$ {' Y4 `5 \
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 6 d @# d7 k( ], c
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 5 [, X0 ?3 F2 M7 [
Put In Nickel To Operate 7 a$ L3 Z1 O% u+ H6 y' D
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
& B- d! D+ s0 Y/ |$ {Put In New Transmission Often / b8 H, [; z2 ^# c: c
Pushed In Neutral Too Often Z; V+ j. r6 I' r
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PONTIAC:
/ _* j! ], D0 APlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
}, y: n( a, t; A% f" o: z8 mPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 7 s# F( e: r/ k" ]
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PORSCHE: ( [% u" S1 \& \: b- {6 c9 g
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 3 l. h: `" F8 n! {3 K( o! s7 b
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 8 Z" B6 S6 U7 d2 t+ v% w
Send Another Automobile Back
+ T2 J8 t- q+ V1 I6 o6 RSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
9 t% n* Z, V! k& `. }' h' S D# G( y6 dSad Attempt At Beauty 3 m) h6 l8 K! l9 ~( x9 e
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 8 W! i/ e; r) v) y, {. e2 y1 s
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 1 @ z9 E3 z0 @1 m0 A
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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5 }* b6 W6 j4 h% k1 n/ MTOYOTA: 0 g- P. Q6 G) ~
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
( L4 ^1 Q7 c6 ^) q1 F Z( a% ZTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
- B8 J( }8 z2 r0 A& hThe One You Ought To Avoid % Q, x+ I" T- L4 ^" J' c7 c1 s
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TRIUMPH:
7 z$ W) t9 |- ]! u8 GThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! V9 w. Q1 ^, f$ o
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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* J* I/ F8 a; E! ]8 y4 QTR: Tools Required $ E3 ^3 {& s% a5 l; \7 ~1 [$ g [
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: : y& Q. }. e% o4 J8 T! n
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Virtually Worthless |
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