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ACURA: ) L2 X0 k2 r8 n3 K _
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile % S9 G8 o4 l$ z+ z1 @
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 2 {- O& f: p- c+ Q( Q. I. x
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AMC:
. ^9 }* A% `' QAll Makes Combined $ A7 @$ v# u$ K
A Major Cost / p3 ]* u& ?, ], I/ _1 n& Q$ M
A Mutated Car 7 \' C9 E3 y# Z7 A5 L% O+ F- P
A Morons Car
' ?) w5 d# z' s6 O( z5 g( f! oAnother Major Catastrophe , w9 N! ]- S1 s, y
A Man's Car
: _! l# r$ Y# [ YA Miss Conception 4 C, }- r/ Z O" Q; W) t0 S
All Muscle Car
9 p. H! n/ l; a3 ~' EAll Most Car
* t6 {0 J$ k$ I* ?1 f8 f: pAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
( s, z' ?$ {" l UAutomotive Mental Cruelty : m" b$ F. e, D6 ]
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AUDI:
: _# q$ M2 q2 j- ]" o' vAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
+ L Q8 G/ Y* |% u% s& uAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 4 {8 n) g. q0 j! y7 Q
Automobile Under Demonic Influence / K6 b" E5 x+ Y
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
* g1 F% g" C3 [% B3 R2 ?Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 7 n+ k1 M0 d. f d# g7 u# j- P
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. / `! d3 p6 S4 I9 U" n' k, X
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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" ~& j. l( l! T JBMW:
) I- D) L: p# {4 v! a$ mBig Money Works + O0 F" |( ]2 \; q
Bought My Wife & Q. N e. n; w5 Y
Brutal Money Waster
. e$ f. i- z2 J9 HBreak My Window 7 B7 ^; f( h( z8 u9 c+ r# _
Break My Windshield 8 v1 E, x4 W2 ^8 y4 d e. M
Babbling Mechanical Wench , Z% ]7 @2 ^. `9 Y
Beastly Monstrous Wonder & n, B6 P8 r0 D' M: Y0 u6 O
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels # U& u% w" Y% I0 A: y
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 4 W+ n9 J- b( N N3 ~
Barely Moving Wreck 8 O) [9 _, T- w9 ]! I, C! Z+ e
Big Money Waste
) L4 K1 q: h' h9 `3 u4 q' |3 ?3 j4 rBig Money. Why? 6 _) n5 I' M B7 h% k
Big Money Works 9 m9 n' W: p3 E9 q3 X) J3 X- I
Born Moderately Wealthy & n: w# D& B: j |4 q5 _
Breaks Most Wrenches
$ K# Z+ p% n! S) \/ PBring Many Wrenches
p2 @+ e2 m% cBrings Me Women
: q2 M9 T; m) YBrings More Women
( H4 M( m1 r- \% _. z. TBroken Money Waster : N- Q0 \( `! ^, \
Broke My Wallet 2 [$ U' v% \* X! W' _
Broken Monstrous Wonder 7 [0 j: f+ W0 H" _! |5 P
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch : K. z3 B8 z! d/ D: j
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck & ^* [5 j9 O @1 c3 j( ]
Bavarian Manure Wagon ( ^/ K, W3 n& }, V- S. N. x
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BUICK: ( U t& |0 H% E
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
( L1 A0 L3 H) \9 [) |Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King * M$ A- e: F6 |" c3 s
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9 ~( F( o) Y: dCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
) e5 ?3 S) u7 r/ w# nCan't America Make A Real One? ) ?" a, t/ a1 f" D0 }7 O' [
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
p; s( e" _8 s5 E4 Q YCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: ( l+ ~2 _. K, S( L* g8 x) v
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
5 R+ R# q, w" z1 q# e6 bCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
& L. B$ ~& y! b. FCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / D; U9 O. h, n' v5 L+ X$ T9 _
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ t1 m* x# V1 e8 M2 y4 K
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - O% Q5 i7 Q$ p4 h3 t
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, N( k8 K+ }% C0 t% H& TDODGE:
) ^3 p- a" p# }8 J2 zDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 7 M- j5 C& Z- h; U7 N/ o h
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
( H# j( V- a p; L9 f0 Z$ a2 [4 ODead Old Dog Going East ) E; q$ Y+ B* I( _* D
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
" x Z! a0 Z4 N) C" aDead On Delivery, Go Easy 4 n0 C" i/ k3 R: m: f+ m3 `
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
) D0 x0 @' T- F) \6 L8 A+ P9 D( e. `Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter - l/ Q; | Q1 m2 q
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) N7 @9 }+ W' S# L& }Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
7 a. |9 F( \3 q! i: F/ O/ qEvery Day Something Else Leaks 8 x$ U( Y2 a, R5 b0 X7 L& y( G; A
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
+ K: _* ~9 i- g$ QFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 7 z6 ~' G2 `# J
Fix It Again, Tony
3 V1 w7 ]" S0 p2 C: Y/ b3 eFix It All the Time . A, e% Z7 \4 t0 Y" s
Found In A Toilet
. j- q3 Q! l1 T% eFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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8 c% D# B5 I9 I* D+ d: e" q6 ~FORD:
$ x( C' i, i8 u# [- `6 lFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
" o- ^: K+ s/ r. ]- LFix Or Repair Daily 3 i8 X& r% R! `( u" v! k! [. D
Found On Road Dead _# Y8 A2 K/ i3 B
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
1 n+ \, n) G0 ?First On Race Day
1 O+ O$ R! j3 X7 YFirst On Recall Day / G6 _; ^3 o, v+ v$ Z8 g
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 3 b7 g2 | N" z' e
Fails On Rainy Days
7 G; j' ?2 Z$ |6 n9 r2 dFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream N! Q( T2 r: P: W" f( P% X& c
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
) f# c0 z8 k; b" g. S* `- j2 hFault Of R&D
2 G/ \1 s, w5 Z- O7 CFinally Obsolete Racing Device ) L, ]9 Q7 V6 B4 X$ t
Fireball On Rear Denting
/ |: I( A( d: ^' }# @0 p2 PFirst On Road to Dump 4 I5 U; D$ m+ p" t
First On Rust and Deterioration ) x5 W3 H/ [9 q& r8 Q
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
7 ^7 h4 A9 J6 _/ X1 gFlipping Over Results in Death
3 C" [& w3 b# ^1 zFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 7 E( P( B, U' h& X1 R
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
, L4 W( ~: P0 U& x( E- v1 W1 d3 N- iFoot On Road Decelerates 2 ~7 A* A! P/ H. v
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 1 n! P% w f5 o2 u+ Q& [) L
Formed Of Rejected DNA , |; w; F/ R+ T' A. K; B
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
! b5 M: _6 v& p0 n' _Forward Only; Reverse Defective
/ d% @5 d& k6 m) ~ | b9 J6 q* ~Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin / c( B8 s u, |& |& S7 ~
Fork Over Repair Dough ~6 O, T5 A8 w% b# Z# _6 G
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ; h7 ^3 V6 C& _+ g) Y5 H
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( l% l P9 D8 G# R! ] w
Free Or Reduced Drastically
1 W2 Y% r) c! s! CFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed , J8 S9 o4 f( {$ L6 `1 _4 D
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
) g0 s) t0 N) R/ {0 t, WFunny Old Rattling Dump 0 \4 c7 q1 w. S
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ) R x0 ~+ [7 a, r8 Y
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
2 S& F' _( y0 k$ b2 q, M. BFound Out-Right Dangerous - V6 L% G8 \1 q6 @) [5 O; ^
Future Of Racings Delight
0 d; _3 _% s" r% O(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot . z& N5 N* Q0 `; k* h
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 8 `$ r9 k/ b9 Y& @) [
LTD:
. o$ J" Z! O: z1 _/ H/ qLacks Total Dependability 9 x1 z2 _; p6 o# x- G- m
Lots To Do
- K. T5 i9 \9 E! w* Y& {' ILooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors 8 s$ ]) ^6 [5 U! O% A! q
Generally Miserable
& u$ t9 Z7 U# X) r0 HGrossly Misconceived
% ?1 Z& V' e5 D. U& wGluteus Maximus
# n$ ^- ~& ]5 w* D" D/ w9 EGood Money
4 |0 n' g3 p; i% p! U5 g3 n- t% D2 UGoofy's Manufacturing
3 s* X! r3 } w2 uGone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined 4 s- O0 @% d6 J
Garage Man's Companion
, t5 Y8 B% V( P) K0 pGotta Mechanic Coming?
+ @1 Z; b3 B1 I' ], LGenerally Mediocre Cars . N9 V3 F- B) s) w8 A4 `' m
Get More Chicks , S( i Z& q" d$ O
Gets Mechanics Crazy $ c b" ?# y& N8 a/ e) w) O% i
Gods Mechanical Curse 0 F2 i( r* e L2 g' F3 o/ @
Got More Crap
j0 U) ] r3 n3 c, ?Great Mountain Climber
0 x3 P2 A5 G8 v4 E2 c9 }Great Motor Car
6 G0 T- z( K$ ]) a4 dGod Made Chevy & d l, s" W; E( x
Good Moron Car
1 f+ s+ i% l$ i- b. {" ?: H- WGot Mine Cheap l# s. D- [8 H% k
Get My Checkbook
" e& \5 t1 P0 _4 J! @: I; ]Gone Mad Corp. ) _3 G: m% B$ q {6 i
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Gas, Tires, Oil
1 O0 j8 g" c8 v, C6 T6 DGet Tools Out 6 H+ c% D8 Z5 l4 N; V
Get To Onramp
. m" \9 I3 g$ O1 a# G3 `' Q! EGood To Own % I6 v9 i) g) F$ l. {
Get The Others
5 W7 x$ ^0 j, WGenerally Trashed Out
, z( u/ E9 R- z5 Q+ u/ S' I8 Q/ kGood Time Out
6 ^3 e4 q# c# ^& n7 F8 FGone To Overdrive
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( s2 d$ i. N$ D& z' L8 s1 _ O) oHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 1 o! c8 `( p& O' f! i7 t& R i6 h
Had One Never Did Again
+ H$ B4 [" g' c* U: F! e+ uHang On, Not Done Accelerating
' o" W" Z3 d6 wHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
" H0 ^+ C6 l: F" X& u* f2 ^Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles * N5 V* w: s! x+ r; `' M+ n2 M7 \! O
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
\' D5 [9 h' y- qHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
& q; K1 B& I. u3 nPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 5 p& i* t( Y/ M; \( {) E
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/ E7 ?. c5 G( i. aHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ( j7 v9 `2 H5 D, m9 a' d: F8 b8 s& s
% G: {7 g( Z7 ~, K8 \% bJEEP:
# D3 X' u- G5 b; G3 e) xJust Eats Every Part 7 S! P4 c" \ `; k
Just Empty Every Pocket
4 q% L& {. g* E: S. {Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 0 [7 H1 ^1 s( A& I! z. A+ ^
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
1 o0 d9 q; f$ h3 G4 UJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: 4 r- r, |, F6 K& Z) W: Q
Kick It Around
, @" T& D' v, x, ^Kick It Again
, o% N) T9 w- D$ r' Q- GKilled In Action & Z) X' P/ c2 W3 W t0 ~& b8 H
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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R, I6 j/ s/ i. Q& qMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 5 i8 r- Q" X e" T) T6 u' e
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5 V6 z' l: r- H2 r/ bMoney Guzzler
7 D t2 v2 N) y) P" T3 Y& _3 Y6 YMostly Garaged
8 J( @' p/ y# H( L1 |Major Goof
* ^! k& u0 n8 O; LMGB: Might Go Backwards 2 V2 }# q! v. K) M
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 9 F# c- z5 I3 h. K
MGB: Motor Going Bad : X: r" I5 p" E2 \; |
MGF: Might Go Forward 7 I/ H& o* {# W9 F! R5 D& L2 i
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6 R9 K# f$ Z9 R7 Z( V6 N* sMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ' {* T( k( R) V3 g
R, q1 ~1 k( n) g S$ l) XMOPAR
0 t& x9 h3 q, v& P- UMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
2 v3 t2 H; }" A0 fMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 1 k; R; j% d% K* \; m! c
Most Often Passed At Races 1 ]% y7 @1 Z8 u! ^
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
4 x! d# F% J% s4 } CMove Over People Are Racing 3 v+ A4 J. t. X6 w0 h
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
! {/ C4 O; x' U% G) W# fMy Old Pig Ain't Running 0 S5 h: H: z6 @% m, z4 O( v9 t6 n
My Only Problems Are Repairs
3 {' F- u' K1 ~5 c- x3 `Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
3 J, ?" t$ Q3 f) h, mMore Often Parts Are Replaced ' a. y* m1 V( b" f8 V8 }
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MUSTANG: . O. X/ r) ?9 I: B& h" L: f. c
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
; h. r' v8 g; H0 RMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
0 J* S/ D! l, s2 qMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go % V. A# E- M# [+ k6 E2 t. s1 U
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO - C, v7 ]3 C. T* i! x9 G$ ~( |" I
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OLDSMOBILE:
" L( C0 C% G# J0 U) EOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday + q0 l2 [4 w3 f5 |
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ; O9 n) n6 Y' ]5 G2 k7 A
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- I9 ]1 r3 b9 ^, ]! M- @3 K/ pPut In Nickel To Operate 0 ^$ s3 B ], J8 s( K7 Z
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
E( ?: j) R, S5 a. bPut In New Transmission Often
8 K- S, O( o0 k! d! R$ G7 L' S" ^9 RPushed In Neutral Too Often
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! i$ m: {, @4 {8 N+ Y# a% k+ LPONTIAC: ' S6 M; s0 n4 n8 P) P. h D4 c3 S* s
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
8 S" b8 {0 k! u0 fPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
# ^2 ]6 y: J/ V; r! N3 c9 S' IProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
7 H$ A: { M$ f; m, \# f" p+ m0 XPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " L$ O5 ?$ b7 s" T5 I5 z
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2 s$ x; ^' \4 Q+ ?( qSend Another Automobile Back
4 ?* |+ t R* E4 m0 tSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
J4 P2 @6 O; I$ X+ @/ o+ [- W( fSad Attempt At Beauty
8 W+ P- G" U* T( Z$ uSorry Auto, Always Broken 8 l3 M- w6 w0 D: c+ C
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 8 l; `9 R3 [% _% O w
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: ) E c$ U( _0 ^
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ; w& M4 e) Z: T' a1 w# a3 O2 {
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
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TRIUMPH: 1 L2 k; J; O C2 U
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! $ K$ O' a | Q- R% o
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 2 h9 r) d0 Z3 v8 D1 g1 c
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 9 `- z/ a+ V* e1 z- t9 U9 ~7 I G
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VW:
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