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ACURA:
' M4 E& E' R/ j- t3 X4 l5 EAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
( Z5 F- F- ~, V4 \: K) }Asia's Curse Upon Rural America % [. S* X* H u: m/ Y
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AMC:
% v/ t8 A6 c# tAll Makes Combined
, G* _$ y: P7 s$ @- T# RA Major Cost , q7 V* x" L% w" B& }% |5 B
A Mutated Car
* J0 |, R& C3 hA Morons Car
5 y- W1 e1 t) BAnother Major Catastrophe
: r/ g/ i1 ]" ]( A1 @A Man's Car " z" z8 o3 [4 U0 z6 w V3 s
A Miss Conception 2 z( Z" c' I+ [# F! R3 \
All Muscle Car
2 ^0 o, z2 K# A/ UAll Most Car 6 a' a, r" d* `! `6 w. N
Annoying Mechanics Constantly " c* F( ?8 j2 p4 V: m: J
Automotive Mental Cruelty , z ^- e* s" c; k, l: y
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AUDI:
4 Z( x7 H1 }5 f3 QAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
0 A) n9 F: Y, a2 `2 g! wAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 7 o5 j- m, A5 O: K# k2 C
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
4 O% u' ?! V) {. |# k; kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention + B8 J% b8 M2 I% c' h$ t) I3 L
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 0 B0 B: @% [1 A- r- Y) t9 B. h: D
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. " E0 K ?7 F4 |6 t) C. P
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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% v6 s! p% o4 O8 ^1 Y4 KBMW: 2 \2 U# S" L! I
Big Money Works 5 y: l' N1 S7 h; r$ j
Bought My Wife ! h; s* ^& x: s- L2 B
Brutal Money Waster
B8 d; @; O, u6 V/ OBreak My Window
3 L0 \7 N$ V9 N& {: TBreak My Windshield
* G, [' a+ I+ c7 A& h, B+ _ k$ K; n/ DBabbling Mechanical Wench
" v1 V4 x: K# T. n% ^/ WBeastly Monstrous Wonder
% X* x/ P& o4 F+ m3 c# Y( x+ [Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 2 ^. O# l, _; t) z% ^8 E& E& ^4 C
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
+ G9 S/ K* i$ q, C/ X+ zBarely Moving Wreck
1 p, u( ?6 F2 ?. f( _Big Money Waste + ]7 M6 J" T! c
Big Money. Why?
2 N- o* o* _: O W/ |6 VBig Money Works
: x1 h1 G0 M" s* R7 pBorn Moderately Wealthy
% g: T: Z* l Q& [Breaks Most Wrenches
0 Z! b' G. S z) UBring Many Wrenches
8 |. y4 Z# ~" m& W7 a% x% `5 j! gBrings Me Women / J0 R- C7 @7 ~1 M! O- ]$ r
Brings More Women % ~, m3 P! n& m& E/ ]% j% z
Broken Money Waster 6 o2 R: ], }( O9 v
Broke My Wallet - \! w3 I9 ^; y, Z# Q$ D
Broken Monstrous Wonder
" j) J. u" i; k9 t3 ^0 Y* w9 E7 DBumbling Mechanical Wretch
9 J3 W" Q ^+ Q6 H, \( a6 pBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
* G; S4 m' n* m; D# L. bBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: ; X$ r' w5 [$ f
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ( U# N% _, A, `5 P M. m o
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: , {* v# W2 U% V* ?( ?4 p0 g
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
! b3 n! v' H nCan't America Make A Real One? ' y7 U5 r; M4 L9 Y
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 1 K+ t& k1 V3 d1 r" {
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 7 Z9 P$ P! L; n3 y- i( b3 S0 q
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
% ^, e* U; [% {. p! B/ ]4 W& ?; h: NCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% Q7 R/ v/ T: a7 F7 v5 C# e! v1 LCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 1 [9 U$ P: c% @# U8 @. s2 J3 S
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 e; }) ]4 @; c7 VCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 2 U6 }9 G4 K' k8 C; f, g2 F' d
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DODGE: ' {/ k( ~7 v) [; w% e
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
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Dead Old Dog Going East * |: E, f, p2 \/ V/ a5 F$ L- D7 c0 d
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
2 y5 x7 ~$ H6 \/ }! r sDead On Delivery, Go Easy
" t) I# \& W0 U" ]6 R: c; N8 SDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 0 \% s( N! A' b4 M, q
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ( {& h6 N& n2 o
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
6 E. ?" G9 W0 iDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 0 z% w2 j; _' ~+ S, Z- E' f& N
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8 B9 s, l9 m. K& }EDSEL: 8 Q; f( }' O! S a0 [) q3 D, b- N' r
Every Day Something Else Leaks 3 B: N% L$ k; _: O! y# k8 Q
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs $ M5 ]4 [% I* S# K, v$ u
3 r4 E% S3 x& M5 V wFIAT:
7 H/ \5 m1 ^/ w# OFailure in Italian Automotive Technology , u1 `$ U' @1 J6 F8 @& w
Fix It Again, Tony 3 c! U# E# N4 r2 \( n& c0 X. o0 p
Fix It All the Time
& }" E5 M0 f( D- t0 _7 lFound In A Toilet 9 _) S+ I% k. S$ |0 \% J, [2 e
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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( p8 H e& g% v5 wFORD:
2 `: T' o" e4 M9 BFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ) T5 ]0 e5 X. Z/ L: s9 s8 G3 j; a- Z
Fix Or Repair Daily 0 p: }7 D2 i5 U: @8 J/ I+ j' T
Found On Road Dead ; r' T' q/ t) l, c% d
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 7 I) ^: S3 b n: M3 P: q
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung 9 J1 W! }" o: y0 c1 a A
Fails On Rainy Days
- r- [& X# L9 g# l# V% [Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream / W& ^+ d% k! w/ p4 ] G
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ; I! z7 W! m3 V# ]6 D8 q
Fault Of R&D
0 x2 a. a7 a0 R* w: ]Finally Obsolete Racing Device ( W9 k7 {* R' S* c5 D' v. s! e1 l
Fireball On Rear Denting
0 h5 g$ `6 A' D( t4 A% W0 B& _1 y, LFirst On Road to Dump
. F F; c( K) J& R8 gFirst On Rust and Deterioration
, n. C' Q, v5 U h3 ?6 C) |( ]Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 5 x8 w1 S( X$ ~5 e% P9 \1 p; h6 K
Flipping Over Results in Death . X a8 B# @% k5 U, K( H" n% D
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 4 i- R. O( E! H/ n- T, S1 s
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
' o; b! j- }; pFoot On Road Decelerates
) h5 A6 o7 s8 G1 T# Z' J5 YForced On Reluctant Drivers
% S. v8 Z! L; M; U+ K1 aFormed Of Rejected DNA ( `+ t) z; p0 Y$ q5 A
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
: v4 L4 X0 @, B3 i: _Forward Only; Reverse Defective
, W9 t1 u4 Q6 I$ b# Z% b+ i! u+ ^* MForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin & ]7 M b, q7 ?% ~1 s# V
Fork Over Repair Dough
$ R3 a: O% |; v! h9 |3 WFouled Out Re-done Dodge
4 p3 g/ Q( R. kFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 z/ E7 k- U/ S4 y/ A1 W, o2 @; z) U
Free Or Reduced Drastically
7 ?3 I; r" V& i7 M" x- RFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed % w5 z2 r( q% P$ y1 ]: u) x' O' h
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
3 v) D, }5 g+ l) @7 ]' w6 cFunny Old Rattling Dump ) h0 R* E w. s( J" K" T$ N
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ' N' {$ x% i' a3 D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA * I' h$ C$ T: I) S
Found Out-Right Dangerous
8 a0 B/ w6 F! y% X* v! ]0 n; i6 hFuture Of Racings Delight
3 M+ Q1 g+ A. Y. H7 ^0 K(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
- J& N. f5 r5 R. {* J; H(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 9 A* o9 U n0 D4 s$ {* h
LTD:
# ^+ H8 H* ]+ A- |2 I9 jLacks Total Dependability
2 W7 i5 t, B) X6 s5 o1 LLots To Do - f3 r, a0 E; R6 F. ?
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
6 {, P' O; N- ?8 o0 DGeneral Maintenance - ^' [7 U8 A( B* Q
Great Mistake 8 o) q/ p3 @& p6 z- R% {
Garbage Motors
4 n* a- y/ L5 x0 [2 |/ Q/ w# lGenerally Miserable
& v& {0 |; |6 Y4 p C/ MGrossly Misconceived
# E; s9 j/ r& a" z' ZGluteus Maximus 8 _. S& }) {2 Q% B" `- c
Good Money
3 _. K( A& T" W/ V# J& v) h [Goofy's Manufacturing
2 ~, E r) o4 Y/ MGone Mental
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GMC: 0 J- |% P/ G5 H, q
Grief & Misery Combined
6 f* N: N' C9 {) P& K' lGarage Man's Companion
2 w* A' _, A3 o0 n' qGotta Mechanic Coming?
! m* G4 |' |, q. b5 J- oGenerally Mediocre Cars
4 S1 u0 q- A; R# N: SGet More Chicks
' b( p Y% U5 `3 {( a: R/ X8 @Gets Mechanics Crazy ) D. `& W: f- e* J7 e
Gods Mechanical Curse
- h4 E1 B( M0 a1 _Got More Crap 6 r1 G) I) ^0 ~9 H; @$ s
Great Mountain Climber 9 ?' U$ T* K2 P" \
Great Motor Car
4 o( m/ D6 b/ JGod Made Chevy
4 R' X; R$ f% L- \7 n6 WGood Moron Car
$ \2 @* m+ s4 P/ `' B4 xGot Mine Cheap
" ^1 @6 C: k* `# W+ AGet My Checkbook
& o! \; {) d% G. i6 \Gone Mad Corp.
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7 i3 V0 z3 M1 r8 \- XGas, Tires, Oil ( v$ C. T" h, i; Z# }# P
Get Tools Out 3 e. _; ?; o, L: u; w- r8 j9 \. W( z
Get To Onramp `" [# B0 u7 B) d, ^% B- M
Good To Own
3 N+ Q T9 S( V) |. S9 u4 h8 T$ PGet The Others
; @2 N- v3 M8 A1 hGenerally Trashed Out ) L1 K) l9 K( r3 g) ?
Good Time Out ' _- {/ A9 v) m8 c: J
Gone To Overdrive " x% c6 x) ]" F1 g$ B
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4 Y0 v3 X6 {& I5 \) [4 w* THonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything D* Z& M* D! C! p0 C4 b" j
Had One Never Did Again
* P$ L/ F& Q. S" uHang On, Not Done Accelerating
* P* ^* L( ~+ U+ f5 c" WHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 6 {+ D7 l( X0 q
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
1 u" O4 `# b9 X% g! b- Y; MHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 8 }+ O5 B! b, b, p) {9 w6 H
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
9 Q" s: W2 y4 R0 P. o" ?PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... - j2 @" G$ }* h* P. H! _$ o
% M! z( K6 Z! vJEEP: # e Z' ?2 \8 v5 k, h
Just Eats Every Part ) D( G5 {2 T! l
Just Empty Every Pocket % V# e1 B% b9 K- A
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
( }$ l8 R; W a- G6 fJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ( ^( ]( E$ a% K" j- b
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ; j V4 E6 R' V4 ]' f& y, ]
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KIA:
. H; G/ [# z% _' jKick It Around # Q. u. S S/ f3 L
Kick It Again * I1 @; x/ q. W4 U+ Z7 o
Killed In Action # o& _/ a; ]6 d4 C! i) X
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious , v3 y4 t2 [+ C
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
, z4 `0 P1 ]6 tMoney Guzzler - W0 c, L* s; |* {; t) @
Mostly Garaged
* M9 e4 S! P: e' o4 R! f8 cMajor Goof 5 m0 \: l- N, ~# H" M( S7 |9 m
MGB: Might Go Backwards
4 x& o* {& `* E* fMGB: Might Go, But . . .
+ k0 {5 Y, }( F4 X/ Y; sMGB: Motor Going Bad 4 l: X R7 `' e2 `/ c) U8 O
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate # }9 N$ x+ \ d+ m
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9 k6 [: p" B# O6 O& y3 M* ZMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
" R! i5 _! L$ O: g- V+ wMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 8 _, `, ]' ?+ [# A8 ^' \' w6 ~
Most Often Passed At Races ( D* u+ f+ s! Y3 a2 j! Y- [6 j; q
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
" }0 y* V" s, w8 `8 [, o( aMove Over People Are Racing
0 C2 S+ K7 Y) FMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
! u, x7 n# p+ s# v0 D* cMy Old Pig Ain't Running 4 \8 S0 |6 D1 I3 Y
My Only Problems Are Repairs 3 T. }' A! u t) m( B
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
; N. ?# U W% b) W" WMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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" Q/ U t9 `4 ?6 `+ bMUSTANG:
8 ^. j. z/ C' a* |2 I* IMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
+ v2 P5 N& L% Z' vMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 W) h" k6 f' [Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go $ H( M" {. A# r$ z- @# J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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9 r# ]0 V( x9 y6 G9 u3 d0 r1 JOLDSMOBILE: 5 E0 L( f8 C5 i+ i$ x; Q
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
4 {, S% v$ N! ]4 b* B3 \- BOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 6 l9 n7 N1 [ {
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1 t9 n3 m) Q5 b6 b; FPINTO: 6 }5 u8 q, |7 R
Put In Nickel To Operate
s; H, d' @# ^7 l; CPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 3 l ?; A- T8 P, f7 r
Put In New Transmission Often / |; }% I# X( m8 I- e {/ A' D
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! f* }0 r$ I0 r* L! X5 J$ v& q
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: . V% \3 P7 P8 l% Z: ^: M$ ?- B
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & j; O* B, ~! T' Q& A7 o
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back t4 I: ?. W. o) r
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
9 D/ s. ?9 t0 B0 I; \4 zSad Attempt At Beauty
" J; c2 C, I6 b9 T+ u3 c g) ?" GSorry Auto, Always Broken % ^% J$ Y( r0 `7 e3 I
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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& B* `: |) h3 e( |' uSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 2 D( Y: [# g. `: ^; _7 {
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
- t1 s" u3 p/ j$ c8 xThe One You Ought To Avoid # K+ ]* C( `% g% n; y" V+ i7 F
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TRIUMPH:
3 M$ j- O7 {# v9 P4 MThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
. X. v# G N O5 M4 Y. O. @0 aTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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% ~0 W. t! O( D) uVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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