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ACURA: 1 z3 g. {/ [) f: Q
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
: J" H0 w' m1 Z* k' p$ OAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined 0 Z: E* ^' U7 s8 Z8 n
A Major Cost
7 ^4 D0 Z2 r& ?0 x/ R3 ?1 JA Mutated Car - g+ B- U1 x+ `" j4 U4 Y+ w
A Morons Car + |. ?! ?% c4 U! g" |0 P5 _ v
Another Major Catastrophe
, ?2 U: r M- D3 w9 u5 ^A Man's Car
9 C# |! ]* K8 M1 Q4 \, C5 z3 JA Miss Conception % y+ y- r3 P5 H9 a, D- \! {
All Muscle Car
5 p6 j8 Y# l' o8 t: F. sAll Most Car / h% B* a2 s( b9 K3 J
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 4 Y' R; r' E& M' O
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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! v; T( W5 Y% G( Q6 V" I1 {2 dAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 J7 B6 ?1 V* j/ J9 q+ [" z+ M9 _Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
' ^3 y+ C, N* P" @. b2 A, bAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
: t E. u( ?) N! \/ g: EAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
" _ m* T# o0 e2 m1 CAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ( I. x( [0 b0 l4 m! }
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
6 `+ U# K' Z2 c8 Q" a' }) x8 ?+ xAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
3 Q0 K3 E" y, ]% c2 [" XBig Money Works
; T( g v2 ^! j+ nBought My Wife 7 W/ E* O1 u- {, ]) n8 G( p( d
Brutal Money Waster / o7 T% s1 T2 K6 }$ Y; Q4 v
Break My Window 5 i: T7 X: p. a6 {8 v. K
Break My Windshield
) Z* a3 y! \1 n7 Z8 ZBabbling Mechanical Wench & i. i7 m5 O9 L8 H+ w" a1 R
Beastly Monstrous Wonder # x0 K0 o: x9 r
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
8 j- i7 p% N1 N; yBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
# M5 e% S" S) gBarely Moving Wreck " R6 B& x) I5 P5 ^
Big Money Waste
. j" {8 k% b0 e" n, cBig Money. Why? 4 {7 \3 o r' ^$ z, N
Big Money Works
, L3 Y# r# ^- C4 Y4 SBorn Moderately Wealthy
2 ?$ L1 |" X, E, g. s+ Z; c4 Q, fBreaks Most Wrenches
" P* q9 x/ }, g! R( TBring Many Wrenches 3 [5 B# L( l0 s4 N P" z' ~5 l# C
Brings Me Women
9 @7 s" v9 Q5 L" D6 wBrings More Women
% P! O4 _9 S2 U! cBroken Money Waster : k1 g0 X2 d2 ~
Broke My Wallet ( m( }7 J8 j f
Broken Monstrous Wonder - M: `3 N1 _, A/ I5 ^
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
1 p: o6 D$ i l) y: G& c9 d" ^ JBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
9 w3 j4 `9 s- A, R: }- N+ j- p+ ABavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
1 R% D3 O6 {: n, M3 l& fBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
2 h& S" [ Q5 u0 }0 u5 F4 ~Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King * ~! N& v- S9 c1 ?" ^& ? z
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Camaro: , G: B6 i5 z, m6 w/ O
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
6 p+ m [- {0 w* f, ]Can't America Make A Real One?
& X2 S+ U) i$ L+ {Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 7 K7 X& t+ x1 o) [2 D
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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* f% W+ u! y0 C) @ p' |* q6 h; zCHEVROLET: ' c# U5 ~8 x R; {/ B7 B
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 6 S/ U: a% q( y0 u3 D
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + z. M! k3 t% p6 @( H* A3 c d9 F. C
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2 Y6 f q1 I! n5 _2 y3 s. v+ W6 |0 eConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
^ I& @2 W' U ~5 }" r: M* n6 QCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology . _+ T5 D7 n$ _5 i/ |' Z
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DODGE:
- B I# W$ p# V" Y" ADrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere $ w4 o* w3 I; H: c: B% U
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
/ J! A; L/ g3 k" x, n I1 w6 {Dead Old Dog Going East 1 \0 u- m4 l$ R8 S1 D
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires . u8 l7 k4 Y" u4 P/ n6 ~! [
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 5 |' B$ ~ i. @: T+ C# ^0 Q/ _
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
5 M6 ?& @5 Q6 L; j- L+ K- gDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
' [7 I, r+ E' I$ J' ~Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
* O, P0 A; R* m XDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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" I* l. z: _/ }Every Day Something Else Leaks % ]2 p7 i5 V- q7 v6 b
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 3 O2 A L/ _1 Q1 H( O/ d! G+ a) f4 Y7 d
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FIAT:
9 V x% i) B& M- F" KFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
0 u$ i: E3 |1 f8 nFix It Again, Tony
0 I! x# o. S0 T# OFix It All the Time
3 v7 z/ }- m0 T; l! d1 f, PFound In A Toilet , ^* Z8 q: k6 e% q M
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 ~) @; B4 \, o
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FORD: 2 ` o( k Q# x+ h2 V
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge : o. v0 P! ]5 O- A* r# d+ ]( G; R
Fix Or Repair Daily 9 k! X, i) R. z
Found On Road Dead ) ^) e& F% ~ e5 c+ T& R
Fast Only Rolling Downhill + l# V4 T: h9 ~& j
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung 8 v5 ]) M2 V3 M& R- E" k7 i
Fails On Rainy Days
" R4 E& h8 d% t0 O% uFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 3 q7 S: P- r' j2 ?2 x( ~
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
* }) m9 A/ ]% e( m8 t8 xFault Of R&D
+ X' N6 M' D' Z) s! Y- t7 hFinally Obsolete Racing Device 2 @0 B" h2 w0 t, q# C4 |( H3 c1 g2 @$ X
Fireball On Rear Denting : ^: [7 ^. ^* ? @: M
First On Road to Dump
6 @8 Y/ |* Y2 x" k( Q1 e0 TFirst On Rust and Deterioration
- y2 o! H, I# s' S- jFix Or Recycle Dilemma " r; C; `8 P! Z' g
Flipping Over Results in Death 0 |, W) y& |' w% p! D1 _1 s
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster p5 v6 K1 d! x0 p7 e7 Z) A7 L
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
/ s: n# O1 ?" g, ~6 ~: }; x! GFoot On Road Decelerates
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Formed Of Rejected DNA
3 h0 r: X) x% b3 M- Z. E' A6 mForwarded Once; Return Denied 8 h0 q: s& g* W
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 3 U& n: R, d. o/ U1 C. B
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
+ Q& h) M: w2 N- \$ RFork Over Repair Dough
: o: z! r. ]* A2 x, M' H0 G" VFouled Out Re-done Dodge
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Free Or Reduced Drastically
6 m) C5 z' g3 J) t* S+ `Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 R% @3 L0 [/ w( y. MFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
: |% U8 |! X, ]Funny Old Rattling Dump
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Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 1 n; v7 L4 u- u* Q
Found Out-Right Dangerous . I3 u( E; b# z- O5 N; N$ `
Future Of Racings Delight
2 T( @$ n% b5 e- ~5 A, ?(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ; f6 @/ d' u* X( ]4 y
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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. R1 U0 F$ Q4 N0 ]- C- sLacks Total Dependability - n4 d7 l# o, B4 y, S. r* O# n/ Y
Lots To Do 0 y) ~, A; J7 U* M- b
Looses Transmissions Daily 2 |; ]& C; T0 f- }3 `9 l6 c5 b" p7 a
' B5 m4 E5 N% |4 e- W* E( v; }: MGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked . _$ N. K6 _2 S8 U
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General Maintenance ! d' o; ?& G7 {" b
Great Mistake ( p1 g* K5 Z c) j/ |5 C( I
Garbage Motors . Q$ a/ X& s; U& `% f
Generally Miserable
- O; _9 O5 t* M8 R& l W2 Z( LGrossly Misconceived 9 l* t5 J5 y/ k
Gluteus Maximus
! Q }, U; v5 p! YGood Money 7 Y4 {8 C) f. ^4 c7 g
Goofy's Manufacturing 1 Q! c/ p% f" ^) g. F+ ^
Gone Mental
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GMC:
; o7 F, v1 J; \) hGrief & Misery Combined
: h' l% a6 B5 i" s( ~Garage Man's Companion 9 |! q$ W) c9 [7 }' M% H- k
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
5 G1 R1 I6 K/ }$ U4 H ]* RGenerally Mediocre Cars & D$ @) ~$ G, b/ I0 _6 u+ D% H
Get More Chicks + U4 }' Q" k2 F) O- l1 b
Gets Mechanics Crazy - q8 A) t! V P: m' I0 P5 r% @8 S
Gods Mechanical Curse * R0 V6 G0 o# I; y9 k
Got More Crap . h1 y9 H& @* W4 N
Great Mountain Climber ; t; l2 w# p* H" `: d. y% z8 k
Great Motor Car
& m% K; B7 A" A/ p4 M' P# LGod Made Chevy
+ f; a& o$ x' {$ WGood Moron Car
. z, H* t! O" G; [Got Mine Cheap
$ n) F& c9 k! v/ l( \Get My Checkbook
% K* W+ r; D" x+ q) i2 K5 ]Gone Mad Corp. 7 n" x( j' F, S. d3 b
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Gas, Tires, Oil 9 ]! w, w/ V# V' R& V4 W
Get Tools Out & @; {3 R1 w7 k! ]
Get To Onramp ! @* `5 ~, y3 J8 `. ?2 \
Good To Own ( R5 M; v1 R& E# q/ |
Get The Others . h5 c. e2 U% C6 _9 m0 _. S
Generally Trashed Out 4 W$ T7 q0 P- r0 Y2 d2 h* d
Good Time Out
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
8 _% a! a! [/ G' h7 BHad One Never Did Again
L' [" f# t0 `) l, [( CHang On, Not Done Accelerating
. f# Y: j; \! x) H7 a& P2 fHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles " w+ M* _5 e% F% a7 M: C
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
% ? L! a" @, K7 Y" T/ D8 |2 M/ E6 dHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
, o' E& J& \0 x5 k- PHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
& b6 i) F) {) `/ ~ nPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes % L% J9 n7 N+ z- g5 B
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& V7 }. Q0 ^: E. x# `HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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% a# u) A, Y2 J) L T9 mJust Eats Every Part 7 m4 ?5 ]% v+ I: N( A$ i2 K. q, J
Just Empty Every Pocket / x# d' B$ W/ V$ ^
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly + H2 P$ M4 L1 I: k: b# W% U
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
) p3 N$ P7 t0 I9 ]; w6 r2 NJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
1 X' v, ]4 R K; |3 n! {3 sKick It Around
7 G2 h! p, g5 h! ?2 U/ }6 N* g: rKick It Again
! A2 q# r/ q+ B# P3 m: C3 m! AKilled In Action $ \# U" C; m7 i9 e
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% O/ k0 c4 R {2 e9 S% ]LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 2 z, e; g9 o3 ~" y4 R/ J% z; q) B
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 6 I; F5 ?8 V$ T0 f. C0 O% w; `) W# v N
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Mostly Garaged 1 ?4 X: G4 y0 Y( j4 }
Major Goof
7 Q' X7 t- w, v& z+ K) J/ Z6 Z' P wMGB: Might Go Backwards
- S$ w, s1 m6 ?3 `# DMGB: Might Go, But . . .
- w/ ~+ z: f" J( y5 n% L) H, JMGB: Motor Going Bad 6 }; Y" c6 R" N% t2 O/ Q3 I9 o( D4 P
MGF: Might Go Forward ( d5 ~, F$ u7 C+ o
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4 c u# D& o; B* [MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate & M( v7 R5 y; Y5 K5 L) O) ]
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% \ j5 h. Q: n A9 ]6 T3 k- E) PMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
9 `* G9 q5 D& u0 vMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ) P$ w4 o+ P% f7 `: K3 s
Most Often Passed At Races
* Z5 e( }; [3 y. g4 j- Y$ gMostly Old Parts And Rust
" Y( e) z: c8 {Move Over People Are Racing
% Y0 F0 t- v! `. p- VMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
# e3 j W5 T, d4 A1 I8 ^My Old Pig Ain't Running
& @1 [5 R$ h) ~8 U+ aMy Only Problems Are Repairs
9 c' o- u! c7 a! V* H# L7 D4 XMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
' B! e- S) U0 k) Q* }! oMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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% X' g3 q4 f GMUSTANG:
* ^* @+ c+ `& R0 RMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 0 T {6 W" x2 N
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ; {8 M- I1 N, s4 i& x, F
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go , }4 z% Z3 S0 @
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: + |/ D M# O% G) x' Z
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
8 p9 k: A6 ^, U1 J- aOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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Put In Nickel To Operate 5 H H9 x, a- C. p* L* n
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook # Z' m( P. H1 Z* q
Put In New Transmission Often
7 r1 E5 v8 j7 f, VPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ' i2 G& u* v J( Y6 t% c
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
5 ]1 E6 k* o$ s9 J; DPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 a3 Z' l6 d7 L) s
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PORSCHE:
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Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 6 M4 F+ m8 \/ a! J! H9 w
Send Another Automobile Back
a8 W5 E) D- H# _$ v7 z8 }* ASwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
* E) e2 u) H/ L' L) w; Q, A, A* \Sad Attempt At Beauty 8 \ _7 @# x7 W" H
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ( M! K3 J8 H9 _% v
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards # [, D# h5 Y. J5 B
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually " Z( l7 ?4 z+ I/ H* d, \7 {
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TOYOTA: . E$ k* | u6 ~7 G
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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TRIUMPH: {5 {( i4 T6 }
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
/ ?" g9 \% q: q( i1 dTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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4 }9 x8 q7 |1 |+ \. C1 M% Q9 d+ \VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " Q+ F4 u6 l) Z4 d
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VW: ' {5 c6 }8 M4 a7 k. g
Vintage Wreck
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