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+ D% g8 ~' t8 H3 a5 J; ZA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. . q9 o. I" a2 y# \( J# v: r
# {+ O$ v6 p# ^! A- ]+ R& A* |. fThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." % q3 i y7 y9 w. ?, i: Q) s
( L M; w( n$ D9 _, q2 s3 ASo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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' S4 J8 h( J9 ~9 yAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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, i" Z/ O: D0 q; g% y! @The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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