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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
9 d0 ]8 n# Y, p! k& Gshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
+ e+ X+ R1 {7 U, {+ n2 ?- Ithe family doctor to discuss the problem.% O! n& }& R! w# j. o
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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8 u, b# P1 a  O0 m! iHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
, q5 N* W7 N0 w; J3 land in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,; d6 F* ]* `# x/ m2 L( N
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the$ e$ c, C0 R7 J: q& b# {
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
! ~  B8 c* Y; j. AThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"/ Y) |/ h( L- h% v

. g; o6 Q! V  v- V+ Z! w, cNo response./ G3 n) ^. i( \, e

  q) Z7 [2 [! J( Q) D! YSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and6 p% X6 M/ J3 F9 Z$ H$ s
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 O) M( I; M+ T/ p/ Z: Z
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! J: j$ w" N5 Z4 s
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.* h! I5 F4 h! ?, l/ n

, c" k) u* g& u% O  ~0 PSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
$ w( H4 z0 S  y$ e. y$ o* v8 Xfor dinner?" Again there is no response.( R6 a5 n- a, Q) B: e7 i6 Z
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ r' M& b" }  N/ \

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