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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought0 B! I' U1 f8 p7 e0 C  a3 }
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called8 d4 ^5 @# L6 p" I. t  y
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% t4 G0 {  `; X+ D8 R% h
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
* N9 |) H: \7 @% w9 A7 U' B7 Rand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
$ i* f( K# A0 I0 p9 Ugo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
# T$ _( V7 e) l$ I4 L9 l3 Tden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."' F4 R4 _; `% e+ \5 u2 X% k
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- h4 {% G& @$ z0 J4 H6 Z" TNo response.
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( \8 m8 K5 R/ `+ I  oSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and* s$ H6 X( m8 H9 r1 j
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 f* O9 _3 @: A9 n2 Z" }
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Still no response.- U+ o! T  w$ D+ u" g

/ Y& {  b# O' V' P( CNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
" F8 s5 N4 Z: p& q! Zand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"& D: D- ~% D7 q$ s: ?

: g' O& ?, t: \& V3 EAgain he gets no response.  f$ w' ]; d' X( I2 f5 I* N# x

3 K6 p" K/ Q& u! a0 ASo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ; `& s8 v2 W6 K. A
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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- E, v  M/ _. w) \3 b+ L2 fSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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4 w) J7 V" p4 d8 j) v0 o0 M4 s"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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