The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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; K7 v/ D" k! D! C9 OThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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+ e% a6 E7 _# |( s9 O3 l& PThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

! B, K0 a) i2 D5 z, I% p6 _The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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# ~( e& C8 `" F$ w9 UWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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% z* q% H- p+ r' L! E4 @Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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. i1 K, H* e7 s1 G% @4 GBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

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