The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

4 h3 v7 X: j) y' O3 U0 gThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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) G% V2 T8 y# N+ @* jWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

6 \6 v9 ?5 e4 w* uThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

. a( w, d* Z  L6 i; H3 r0 fThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

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