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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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4 ], v9 `& |+ ]'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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/ f) v7 Q- W O4 dbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. , J/ D" p1 e( m$ {' t
! S4 ~% f/ q% T w8 tI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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