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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 @* i& j2 R. v5 A% G: `* V3 Z$ j, U
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" e4 i0 @5 ?: @! l4 x1 U: H
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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* f1 d, J$ j7 O# H'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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% |! s, F3 V3 \$ D+ K& Z' R9 [I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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