BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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8 s3 L$ V/ c% i1 b'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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/ O$ e9 q( V5 C: g, J+ d0 Mbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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. X* P  v4 K- {$ h( l+ X, XI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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