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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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Z) g8 a, b+ K, V4 o$ E4 X'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' s# |. K1 \9 ]
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '& r9 R" q4 N7 m1 R( t3 _7 e! B
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 s* f# x& M" A9 x
1 U" R R7 _5 W5 mI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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