An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ; Z* z; U8 |: F. M! j1 [4 p" L* g h U* W$ h# K. O
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'; H9 ^" W0 e9 x1 n7 l a9 }% ^
! B8 R% a6 v5 M' h'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '+ _3 J& }3 ?, E/ q* C' M
|# c+ G2 O+ ?8 X2 n4 Gbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '1 U- k! ?* h! X# v/ x4 [ _
3 p J5 S3 b6 H'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 M* q# D( @0 L; Z * d% R2 ?( c Y% h' O* TI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'