BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
0 @$ V: w2 X  K+ |& F1 H$ n# S; s% ~'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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6 V! g+ u6 C# y+ r- Z: [. LI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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