BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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/ `& h, W+ j; ]; Q# Z& A'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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* Z/ |* G0 w# p4 Ubut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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: N& W2 N/ P+ y, q2 \% \/ UI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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