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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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) O6 r% E7 S* p'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'1 w5 {9 W( W9 s: N& g
! k* H P, i1 ]0 O( [4 [5 G) d4 n'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ': h0 K, p4 d4 A% g, i# z# u
7 _5 i9 w8 g) m8 o5 q7 |" u'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 V+ P& a, e6 w: r# L$ }8 m! Q
3 o1 I: o+ {& Z7 _. u% f, iI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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