An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 6 D/ K2 U1 V6 }) O& w- C$ T: S( y, _8 t3 J0 V% l
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' n7 }7 S. `+ T9 } 7 ]$ r0 {2 C: _9 h'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '3 p2 S9 j% m4 V0 ^. u7 |
& f2 r. i7 C* {but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' # G& k+ s7 m R3 l. G 2 O/ m5 y6 ?: s* T# e'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 l/ O7 | e/ O2 ?; T2 \( Q; Q4 d! C0 Y( e8 H* A7 ~: L7 ]
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'