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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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6 D. s! `, q% F'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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$ f, z) ?+ r5 ^+ \/ @+ W- R'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 r! `( M3 Z, A5 k- X1 z! H
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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