An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 Q" x% K3 j8 J1 @) o5 g( i9 e
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'* c' B+ @# A4 D
- h8 W5 i9 X1 p" h1 a% w'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ') r1 [- P$ @6 f0 n# ]* R" \
3 S% X; _7 J( [1 J! Q/ Lbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 0 A5 F; t& r9 @5 X: Z $ V% z& u, `/ Q3 \$ U) G( c! O
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - g: D# E8 C* H8 r! V; f, D2 W v+ ]
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'