An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 q& h5 @# y% n1 z) X! Y
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 |$ M* D0 J% ] ! L7 o+ f+ { G+ w4 D- g
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '* o' A4 D* V4 w4 p
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ( B: I* c+ f/ ]4 [* z) L# k # i2 [0 k: K3 p" _& o5 U
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. % `3 ?9 z/ j U
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'