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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'# V! X, } A& h& ^3 k1 r
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '5 E" ~: e0 I9 z( o% g5 f, O
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; U9 D R, e4 b; V% C, m'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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6 D; X" ]* h* v9 O* |1 Y/ YI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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