An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , Y% J: f& H$ {6 y* h2 W
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 1 p- |6 R. w8 }3 @; | / b# g W% n" }
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '3 B$ Z; B) j& @" d' h! v$ t
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 4 m8 A$ M! z; t ! V5 p0 d: @! p* W% z: E'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. R& r2 H2 ?* J 2 J* E, c5 q: NI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'