BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

/ n1 p3 y2 t; c'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
4 S: ?( |* D  q2 V) J'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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! B, M& S& `* r' c" o7 cbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
2 G& P' e, ~8 c% v! h% x3 D* }'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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