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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ( c% P- g- b- {. O/ B: G: {
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'3 h8 R4 F8 d; W; X
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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