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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ) y U9 _# }. T! n0 M. m' n( G7 b( b
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '8 [1 j# n& n: @% O1 i# f$ E
# E: D" A) r* z% O, _; N0 tbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ': ?$ N, l4 d% x
" G( T$ @3 y4 X. D4 Q1 O2 P'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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