An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 9 Q- z0 g, _' R' [/ V$ |- D, A; x3 v1 a
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 M- c* z6 z( v7 ]5 w8 r
0 w1 f! R3 e' }'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' d& P( q- v: x: z # I1 t/ q3 A' E& l0 Kbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '3 Q, m: `3 J$ b0 q; j# _
1 p! T4 {8 |! d& w: W2 P5 y: z" C'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " y( }6 o) _9 ?% |0 u8 j' j/ P9 M5 \+ E2 S' N0 p7 l
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'