BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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# u9 a2 n0 U+ R& x" G'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

3 m3 S5 ~# o2 t8 X1 g- \$ f; Bbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
' a7 h* i- C1 s* k: @0 H7 j: [9 f) }'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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9 Z9 ?7 i  P  t" u; L5 ~I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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