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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'& e0 n# N) z4 b
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '0 z: A+ k. p0 b
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 3 k2 A& y+ ~; i3 I, U2 |, p
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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