An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 c- n) \1 x F( C, M' P5 N" @+ o0 E L6 R) y+ U6 r
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'( F( k0 e. N. ~! H; ^9 I
0 i$ V" M' M }9 \; d'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '# h+ n; B+ t$ W {) [
' C+ Z7 n" ]& ?" k+ ]+ q/ nbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 9 o/ f$ s) L, g3 w0 J3 O5 h # w. P: a- H( ?7 ?2 Q'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 b9 Y J' f6 y ^3 f
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'