BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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; \, z" Z; g7 ^. n9 j$ j'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

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! C9 n2 Q+ c. B'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

6 z, d7 ]9 R2 F) c* TI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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