An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 2 F6 K; w3 j: ^: w- Z( v% t( _1 q) _) t( O# M
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'6 B7 l- _- r( H( w5 V( V
$ O" h4 J1 o) u' ['I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '. q- M# `7 X9 {9 O
s, ~8 _6 ^! Qbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 W7 b8 G, o" k5 ]" c" b9 c% @' M
, Q% o3 I. k% O; F% F'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 6 w& N8 |- K6 X3 ?$ w, q
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'