BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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: z! K# S" p  e* _5 _'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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1 q: U* I" I6 _5 v* ]'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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