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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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& ]' i% Z4 T) T; |7 |# X9 M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '2 M; z4 e5 [$ N. x, S- ?" `
+ o: j& u* [6 Z& Dbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '" m7 S5 P; J- I5 e+ D8 a
, V3 k" \' j3 B9 S: t, |'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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