BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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) m- ?* x5 X3 _, f0 Y$ j'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
8 C9 a) A5 N8 J7 P" G: |# V5 g'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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3 M: Q" j5 }; b- B" Y7 U$ `but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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' E) _  A* n" T+ U+ PI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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