An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . V$ l6 h1 o# c, q1 [/ J
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'8 H! z( p' u0 G; Q" R1 d# k4 U/ D6 _
$ S% [. R' G( l$ o4 ~'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '' C( ]1 o! \+ r1 l; S, H
6 F3 u3 j1 {. k0 K( M$ {but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '# }5 B. ?/ b- p- d
% ]/ H& m* y/ T& @$ a'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ) {& D! u8 G" \& z% y$ r2 J# t3 T4 V( _8 M5 W; K
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'