An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 R2 `& _3 A# u0 z: f$ H' u8 A. C6 G' k
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 i: J' x7 R9 L9 C! g
; v( M" d+ Z0 J' \'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ') s+ R* u& j) q% B& K
9 W* C# M! G1 v; ?- _5 vbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' / F4 ]& a5 J" | 7 i/ L1 x% f6 q# M! G! G# w% A, G'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 c4 k* h7 [' W ( A1 t6 m1 O/ f) {* \I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'