An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - |1 m7 @1 H# ^) C1 X * p+ M5 _% ?/ s'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' " n& @+ C# m4 w3 A; w4 D' P , }. m5 ?) L _ ?) t I'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '8 ], R* c8 s0 ]2 u1 J$ v
& ?$ S# {6 Y B) c' a' J# Lbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' : T* r$ Q. l" h5 T2 I9 F9 r 5 p! P9 B _2 }! J8 I6 I'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 o2 S5 {' L2 L- ]$ q* G' ~2 i" N e6 ?% T" ^' _
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'