BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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) t% z7 h" C+ Q& X'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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* P, ^3 W: z: [- d4 \I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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