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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.8 i3 B4 F5 P0 p5 m
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
9 J9 N/ D' Q( V8 c5 N$ l9 e3 s'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.3 t, ?1 O" C4 m) E
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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% F) a. n2 t4 E& S; e5 o* XThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
+ y& Y8 X" u- x! Z6 q+ MThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.4 k3 m4 b2 H. _# I h8 ^! ?* h
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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& q7 z. z# l9 `9 O0 YSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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