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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
% c& w, H( k' h# jAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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. z, n; w3 v' t2 z0 k* L0 o9 JThe Cowboy says:
' J2 s: \( c6 a5 d4 b'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
/ G" n" A6 f8 N0 P qThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.! \' h! L* u2 y5 w; h5 V, M
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* [. l# \/ n" N" F
, J% N* M* W+ j) E( O/ v2 jSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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