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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.' n( Z1 a1 _* o- K* t
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'6 z5 m: G& N% J8 V) @2 f
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The Cowboy says: 4 G E+ c0 m }2 G! D. T& P
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.( y2 N5 B9 n/ ?
+ u" ]* k: y& d, @0 CWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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) N2 j. ?: R2 A4 K( vThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.+ _% b# U S/ {, d% W
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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- L5 C7 q2 @. a' h6 s% N" ]Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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