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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
7 B, G! `) K8 x! `& u3 ?As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'# O" B s# V, e$ G
$ ?5 p5 o1 e H) T6 aThe Cowboy says:
8 W( V7 d9 w" u'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.3 v+ _! j* C+ t. _
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.* p9 r/ I, T4 |, F
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.0 ^5 g$ I- H A& I
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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- G. O; ?$ p4 R- J1 f: U7 LThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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