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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
8 z! E9 S7 K: T3 C/ YAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." }8 L; @+ k# m8 y* n! E
4 M- d3 e; J0 C; Y1 B; LWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.1 Y% `3 r \: R3 J: w/ j
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.; A% I9 p7 y- y) m& X' m8 O
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 l8 k$ a7 Y. g9 f
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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