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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.! f( v t' a. A& ]+ t
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: . {& H: B$ A: M/ H @1 i
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
+ j3 N& x. ^, @/ I: B+ MThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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& X3 M( W ^1 o0 P! d+ }) BThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 H$ K. d- E3 I9 D
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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