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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
& G0 k5 s/ c% l7 BAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'9 i0 ~: U" y, p. z# d3 j
i4 L6 l! L. [) [The Cowboy says:
0 J0 k7 v9 J5 c' \) W* s1 N'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.8 [# G- K1 }% t8 ]. g
& p' V6 z0 l& N# DWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.; v2 C; P+ n3 f- D- v+ o1 V! R9 G8 Y
3 ]" c# |( R1 o* r! eThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did. X; p* Q' v: u) [# l' f
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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% L D2 H! `9 @& ]7 d4 eSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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