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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.; r2 S" [# l5 ^: L8 F" E
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."* q1 k; q- N0 s. C0 T' h# a# m
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."" `7 h# P. K1 y: @2 _
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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