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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* S. g) O6 U" U* ]0 t0 H
MARIA: Here it is.5 t0 j1 R7 o- T
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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~3 K5 `: }. Q. r- ^: e: U( ~9 WTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 n O L; B. [* v: `7 H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* e' Z9 D. A" \- u
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8 H. N' O5 B! F- PTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ F. p' d1 b) B' s8 T( MGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# G/ u" G9 A0 uTEACHER: No, that's wrong+ {& S& ]1 c: _0 \5 L. R0 k
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 r% N5 ^2 n3 y& ]; U
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k/ h; Z) O& H1 m& iTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* K) u. H" G; ?* Z! z3 s
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.8 j: }8 S$ d, R3 S9 `9 v
TEACHER: What are you talking about?: ]5 s2 V+ P5 K
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% X! w) }8 v- Y0 HTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# p, Y5 ?' `) `- ^% b8 tWINNIE: Me!( c8 I: _8 C/ q" [
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# v, d! f O1 P' J. y WGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) D8 v" n: G/ i5 x) Z- a
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ X( T& c# L% }. F+ m
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % h* h2 K+ c2 k8 K
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6 T& _% g5 G3 H8 l! \! o. \0 DTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?$ \7 [! e4 L! B* C# D( p7 n2 W% S
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! D: L& l# n+ u( Q
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?% m/ H, T( E X8 r) s
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% M. j; T6 v: V( P' i; `; V8 l& eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! R+ e9 @* a; l2 i! jCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ D1 W5 Q3 N0 @
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) g1 q4 g# q1 k9 ~6 TTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 W( a5 }. P- @( yHAROLD: A teacher p" U, G! ]' \$ b! u
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