 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 l) Y2 W4 q- p, x! ]. r; F
MARIA: Here it is.! C R* i+ `1 ~- u" s5 T4 T0 m {; |
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?' c8 {, p* v* O5 z6 a8 k
CLASS: Maria.- t! x$ X+ i7 X3 ?) ~/ v
____________________________________) T* C- p/ f+ g- M; [% L
u/ d/ I [ d3 iTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? A3 O! x( p7 i) b7 L
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.' g/ H( D K: C2 l. d, x0 g
__________________________________________
- V, Q4 u8 H- b
* w7 U! X* P1 b: r; y, OTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ ?6 m9 j4 Y, ], e( a
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ H! X1 d- n7 w. ~. n3 lTEACHER: No, that's wrong
# E- s# N3 ^9 F( M- e3 K; [/ LGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
4 v& _# T& V: `. f/ Y- x9 O( D________________________________ ____________
" q: ?; b* o& ^' ?% b+ n5 O+ a( }* r0 a: R2 M8 X S) J
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?% y, }' B( Y( K0 L! ?! H- G+ G
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.* t1 s6 Z ]) A0 V" e$ s! j
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
* R9 V3 A, ~$ j* m* I4 B5 ZDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) v/ n7 q3 X1 C# h
__________________________________
% C- @: R- t% m
: Z# E4 A/ m6 Z; |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 j8 S0 M& I0 X7 }# y/ L+ L. Q$ ?WINNIE: Me!
" V! ^8 |+ u7 J3 z! z3 e! Z__________________________________________
" R) N* L P T% x% m: I3 ~
+ X. |9 \' J7 @$ bTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( P4 H7 z$ I0 D7 Q% Q) Y
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 r- `$ X) S3 [( j0 _5 ?
_______________________________________* D/ M4 x2 j G3 ?
" J$ R4 F, V. Y) O2 B& `
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 _- P O9 \! t+ D Z! p
MILLIE: I is..0 R) M& T& `: V* J, E5 n
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 `* u' O( O, x& T) D
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
2 t) r! h0 |; h5 q# }9 B1 A- J3 H9 k( j' D! C* G N l a
_________________________________. s2 F, k/ o8 e& V
7 I; w, d; O0 y: P
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* ~+ ?. l" E$ Z1 w3 l7 `2 h- LLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
4 }! f4 n% I) a0 y& d/ L# [_______________ ______ _________________
6 ^+ j8 L$ Q2 r8 v; l/ [$ s - u5 P; c! ?1 _
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# h, L$ g; x$ c% {# `* d
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
w% B' ]- u) z) S+ d_____________________ _________& |8 ^8 b) r% p# V+ _4 I9 t: G) i
3 m }( |& [( f/ Z w
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 z. [* t. n2 Q9 P; a0 I! w
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
& f: g; Q+ b' i/ d4 e+ T& x i' ~___________________________________
0 h4 g8 ^" J" x' f+ q7 F
2 S) j; q9 N9 W6 N H5 ^# ITEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" m+ g# e9 i3 W# o* J+ R" a0 [
HAROLD: A teacher
. F% L% d& C! @, @/ T$ m, Z4 O
& Z. p4 r- E9 u: E__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
