Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& ^# F* A+ Q$ H9 Y4 EJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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; q" C- `) @+ U, K8 C. nTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- J% F! C# T+ ~) Z: ]) V" I5 yTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
# C; B, C& i- `1 l3 yGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- @- M/ g% L4 N8 a5 PTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
% N" _% ~5 y; ~- @" PTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 B  Z, y6 q1 ^  D- @( `+ ?  eTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" P" ^/ J; Q' v7 s- `WINNIE:     Me!
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0 N" `+ _& U' B. q' t# dTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 H# u, t4 A1 R' C- b/ V2 ?MILLIE:          I is..
& o6 V+ G1 G, p  ITEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
' u$ ^$ Q1 `' g' Q' C: MMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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) d: G/ ~/ U* F! q3 W3 H# q8 rTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 H; w" T8 F1 QTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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: {6 e# h2 H" R) F0 N& UTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)