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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 c) V2 j, ~% z6 j0 ?( Y6 A% Q' o9 T6 \
MARIA: Here it is.# g8 G4 ^" @9 D# `
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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/ E+ D2 [$ }- ^" ITEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# T1 `7 h8 G- K# U: ?' cJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ p5 Y$ s. W! I `, F) L+ ]; |+ {
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 J5 L$ R' o5 A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong7 m- ?( r2 k3 L4 U/ Q( n
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 p0 Y; D7 l- a: Z8 h( o6 i- X3 |TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 K( \. W2 _' P6 w. C, X" bDONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 Z& T3 b$ {% c9 v
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
: Q, i* ^7 ]1 N8 o; `1 Q& B& BDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% W& Z' [2 z% l' _
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ l' w0 v/ W; K1 ~WINNIE: Me! F p2 r% J4 P) o/ A4 O
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) j, E: Q& T5 v' ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? T) j! \% t4 ?$ H
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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/ `1 J2 G: P7 v/ S8 RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. }& f, _3 d/ a; O% P0 N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' , l. M0 _' _. h
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) }1 ^% C; @: n" [( s/ Q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ c# P6 w" V2 e% DTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ O! l9 X/ Y! z$ {
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 O* c/ l2 _9 s6 V% f% b8 XCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 p( P2 t& Z8 U2 c7 N# N
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 |: J$ b% s2 DHAROLD: A teacher ; O1 S. ^) `. o( t1 J- k
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