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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' i8 E( i5 u; b, B Y5 S5 I, T: E" m5 P
MARIA: Here it is. V5 `. `5 D: D+ `/ Y( {+ ?
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
5 p8 ^) n( {: m a0 {/ \" ~CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 s, q0 r! R- P( a# [- q4 C( aJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: \2 I# B9 o& [& w4 Z' r8 |7 A- }" a$ D
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 c. n' e% Z+ O4 V1 W' uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* x0 s5 w4 T% M, U& s. S
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
! G8 Q+ J& b: X+ @GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 y$ m- Q- s- [4 n" v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
1 [3 U) V ]$ u% Y7 iTEACHER: What are you talking about?
$ K. m" p$ t F) ^: p; F% p# vDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ C5 d [! b$ y0 z: O r+ HTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 A8 B( S3 S7 \1 Y4 z
WINNIE: Me!" h+ Z7 g. o s9 ~
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
[- O |6 {6 X. b1 _! v, k {6 dGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% b6 D1 f/ }4 WMILLIE: I is..7 ~% n# K. j+ G. ]# E; J: e- r
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 r b9 H6 I# `- h: q, cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ H& x2 V9 ~! ?0 ? \- \LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 r) I- o: I }! O7 A# M
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* v$ n0 y9 q6 P9 `6 Z- Z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& s+ X7 P! \1 P
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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# N4 g/ | b" Y1 I- XTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: M: G w% B# s3 ` X
HAROLD: A teacher % f2 \; ?+ s! d' V. A9 l8 T
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