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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% O$ a) `8 d8 F" x
MARIA: Here it is.# o: H g3 p z2 X8 f
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? h( U/ i0 [% \* b
CLASS: Maria.
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: v" J1 A$ p+ n7 p: l: C6 b! ^TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 P9 n, \/ Z) T
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 `7 m/ u+ f# K3 v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') D% ] y4 R5 {
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 I& }0 [- q- R& \1 H7 aGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- A( a' r' w: p3 K; P# c
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* U( L; @* t/ ]) v* G( W
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.; a6 V U R+ L3 J8 r
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, O( M$ q: R1 u8 [6 h) aDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 r0 |3 v& r2 v. f% i; Y
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+ D; x4 S7 J. M0 h: ~. YTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 U: O d) q0 F" Y+ H, s$ T
WINNIE: Me!9 D7 H1 ~# l" u) ?
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 h9 E8 [! F$ n; w- jGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 O& u& o! O' `- p+ O2 |
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0 N4 y3 Q* U8 f+ _# F3 uTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' J2 [' _! z2 L
MILLIE: I is..4 f6 C1 S- [+ M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 Z. v1 A: \- p8 b- jMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / X! E* r$ S* H$ u. V* w, G% h
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
G- F" w2 y+ z/ x' \, [% LLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 X4 m9 x0 F0 D
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! E+ Z& ?$ S; t( m# SSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# W0 P6 F: y7 V# d/ @) R% DTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ b0 F; b* I7 O; P! W& N% A: ]
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; h# a; j, z Y' f _
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+ P- t$ S) w. S7 _TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 Y8 S r' v9 p- K/ {- ]7 a: NHAROLD: A teacher
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