Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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" @, t% v" M3 e9 m# ]1 |TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ F8 i0 ~1 i4 M. j1 s1 nTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 _7 U  p6 Z. K. t, z7 v- `GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 u' p8 R! {5 b3 e4 N( Y( yTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
6 F4 X2 a# c1 k: m: CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" p3 u, a0 f+ {! G- l; CTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 a" }7 E! O& i: r# ?% bGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' n+ t% X& D+ kMILLIE:          I is..
6 o, z4 k! ^* C4 w( d% YTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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. B2 G# s7 Z' w) A. |' @TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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) S( U$ a8 Q2 }2 ~1 |" CTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, a. J- K8 |4 U/ s: O" K8 vTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ _: ]" [$ _& f5 E( k, A+ ^CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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/ Y1 V+ K4 K) b* w* P$ u' @TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)