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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 `! @" S0 s' e( y) s9 s3 UMARIA: Here it is.
; ^ `" T# j5 ~" }7 k, XTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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7 p2 F' z+ Q8 M" ^TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 }( d( n( ?) EJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.$ ^" b8 k, ]" u I; S7 }& @8 E
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER: No, that's wrong" L$ ?. Z! z% s y
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 E/ s+ B/ A9 m/ O- G7 B7 m" aDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! o* J* F& i5 p
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 y7 R0 o; `% V3 H$ u4 ?" X
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# t3 P( h9 G: j) F
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 g1 i3 a8 s' P% w
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D P; c& X2 U: l0 z$ T1 n; wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 T' G1 p1 e$ e5 I9 |
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 B2 m# x, S4 M* I0 [
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ P/ x9 `; {7 z; |2 N9 M" h. B
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% S* u8 K7 S; o) o3 hCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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