Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 \! j9 Z( ^0 \8 {/ P' T: {; P8 YTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 r% Q; P; y4 U# XGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: H6 Y% g. a) ]: c) OTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 g8 B( w! Z" P9 t" y- A6 Y) hTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: J7 ?$ a0 E# p% |8 a% T; t  HDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. C! `" e2 t5 @" }! nTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' q( e. O7 l5 l7 b- HWINNIE:     Me!
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! q' a9 ~# H6 P% ]TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 C7 M/ }! S* B0 Q: C! xGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) c$ Q% z/ k: V9 \9 a$ n: B, b  ?TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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4 l  {0 v. q2 K5 F) FTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 H1 w" S0 C. b0 j  QLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: W; d7 ]' p, F0 v/ A8 T7 v3 h8 `% @+ oSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 ^* u+ A+ f" I& yTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  d# b) L) @, l7 t/ uHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)