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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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8 ^3 ~$ j6 q1 k+ y. a# s1 iTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) J- t4 t( ?9 Z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 u" J6 G- i/ q5 \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': I* C8 q9 p0 H1 l2 D* c) l
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" `+ ?9 B% ]+ I. n" q. ~- @TEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 l, p" J; t) |) KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ x7 o% u1 L1 ]- m- _4 @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?& X/ S% h( `' s. ?5 P
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 U4 B) U2 Q7 X" v C4 m5 _
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' ]3 j2 M- b8 o+ q7 L: KTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: B, P1 v1 V3 Y# T, G8 G9 ZGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& G- a! F3 g' I+ z }3 P$ CTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' U" u5 y0 T4 U J* G% m
MILLIE: I is... `5 a5 J- S6 F( F8 p$ Z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; X2 \; n, ~- p6 k! sMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + C2 C! S/ P1 e3 s7 u( N
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" ~7 G9 g: C% H! aTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?! p) P6 R0 ^+ b; @6 y) D3 G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " X/ [' M' N# R3 e
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 d9 ]/ {" Y1 q% q' I& y/ ?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ H7 i3 S3 X4 `TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& O$ O9 h8 X9 R' A: ^
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( h+ J, g( Y. q4 C9 E
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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