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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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6 o' a( |& a# Y+ rTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. Q0 `2 ]3 x A5 v# T) Q
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , c) L) M* @$ u& V# j( P6 P
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 h8 ?7 R3 V3 b3 X7 y9 B1 Q# jTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- u. N# R( T, s9 I* J+ f4 V( GGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': k7 m& ~8 B8 L E# k
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ ]8 ~5 @5 U/ qGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# A+ a7 B6 r8 J f: jDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 f. x6 G' p5 B2 c
TEACHER: What are you talking about?, i$ R+ K' t% |! k5 d/ y: r
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 V' H% T/ O/ S2 v0 MWINNIE: Me!
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' q- y S3 q* }0 D6 L/ YTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, ?) B4 i* r7 I7 m4 eGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 d( P% t% _' Z. \
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- G+ G" c! s( y7 \9 S3 c( P) l, E
MILLIE: I is..
. d& `( f8 U* I! Q# b) ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* u% ^# k' e/ S( L# h( z: ?5 k
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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, q1 ?1 u) R. \2 z# kTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) y( ?# C. D' {! P& Y/ X. f/ \4 K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. % p, ` [* z! R) Z% a& k5 U
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& I* {2 u) S; v e' S- PTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ |% h' K( j% Q4 @' }5 A% uSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% g4 e, y; S) d. }/ W% A* c! ATEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. T% k( Y: g6 d3 [
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.- w) p9 r$ ~; g1 A6 }: `8 m o/ h. M
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 ~" B! y0 Y, t
HAROLD: A teacher
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