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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. ~& b J$ ?6 r% J, v3 W/ k5 u
MARIA: Here it is.5 l+ {4 x8 u0 _/ r( `/ `! D& D* y2 a
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, I- g5 T e6 f* W" l1 B
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 ~" b0 `5 J- c8 h2 d+ e2 B) e0 y! @9 r
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 n2 I/ j$ B2 J# u7 n# k5 k
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4 z5 k+ ?9 |- ITEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# k) }$ R2 [2 }! k* \* n) LGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
8 D6 F+ W, y% z# f4 N8 ?) |) sTEACHER: No, that's wrong' `3 ]: h* g+ L5 X, s
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ g2 r) A( h+ N; H' s9 ]* ~TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 i' s2 ^# N; S8 M
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
1 S, S+ C# M1 ]TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" H( B1 q. `; B( ?6 ZDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. K/ e7 z3 v0 ]* Z g
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7 G1 k) K) }. eTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ W }( D- g; q k8 YWINNIE: Me!# P/ ~9 y7 B1 s! r$ x ]
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6 H0 c$ f. [1 x* F3 _9 OTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Q+ Q6 [% s( E8 v
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 D5 u5 h; L2 t; ?& z, E( W- ^TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' P( R4 @0 f. ~! d3 {
MILLIE: I is..
+ s8 k: N4 K9 z& q8 W; j7 |) ^7 m; uTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 f5 f+ C& K' X
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 `% K3 R/ T" w2 Z5 k. ?* ?
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. B% B6 {; f5 b% @% ?2 r6 d1 OTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 D% V$ Q# `- L0 T: c+ e! A
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 M& |& U" T, n
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 Y+ Y% p( J N1 GSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: U; `. `! C$ K) V8 c
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 e& R# D5 M0 ~+ p9 A6 k0 bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% @ J2 u3 ^# d: G! q8 E
HAROLD: A teacher
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