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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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) L3 `0 d" B% A S9 S$ T. N0 x9 pTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 d, N3 q) L) O" m. V g s% F+ t# u
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ j9 v2 @6 o2 F. s5 x) V# e
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 a4 H2 j% L0 D4 ?. c p, e7 A J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
, h1 x7 G7 J2 J; c# {* b0 OGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 A1 b) @( ^$ y0 J8 fTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 Z/ K& ?, h$ G e' R$ X" R
DONALD: H I J K L M N O./ f% Z5 C: }3 t4 M; j& j K K
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
; i& n! w: O/ r9 T% V% c; |; i+ \DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* K* T: s& A* Y2 v+ X! W* S
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 |4 J z/ c! U2 ?
WINNIE: Me!# e( }! C2 m' r* N
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3 g) P5 X* e! x7 j3 q7 iTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! \6 h- }4 s! M
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% L$ c! w2 U% d# w0 P6 \+ K3 GTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' o. C3 p, R9 [( W- o! m+ jMILLIE: I is../ O8 v9 B. n# j5 N" w" L) [) X
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% p2 R# ~3 \, o
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : O( j) x' p/ J8 A& _! m7 K! h
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 i. _, c, N( l9 V: t: y; e0 k
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# A J, D4 @5 c1 z3 TSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 o! Z5 |9 m& t# ]4 n4 H, f
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# \1 C. ]+ r: U3 y6 B. kCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.5 J3 b# V5 `0 R+ n& |# h9 U
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" U1 M2 k# Y% C- v1 O! ~, XTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, c+ ^. R% i% A# u8 Z# f! o- w/ J: zHAROLD: A teacher
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