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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# s1 j( s) t, s6 C% |* O
MARIA: Here it is.3 i( k8 o# T; S- M& J9 Q
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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) }5 e1 V; O! RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 v J, S3 \, S) q9 e1 s! H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% l( c+ B2 r7 _2 V8 bTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
: c% T/ V; q! k- O5 ~GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- d5 x7 J1 _2 t1 zTEACHER: No, that's wrong
& j; S* ~0 C' G( }/ vGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 W; z2 M$ @& K8 m5 L
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 j1 l5 f+ t* S( eDONALD: H I J K L M N O.' f, u4 ^8 M" r
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 t0 l& w: O2 o' W( UDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; \0 W+ {8 w5 @. T
WINNIE: Me!( ?+ g/ E0 M0 B/ {
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" Q$ C* Z- F8 p0 {: j( }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 l6 y5 j4 p) f, B) mMILLIE: I is..
) e7 G6 K( R) C, STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; r* d4 y3 B7 l( M- W9 M7 `+ ?MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 e/ ~+ _# m$ e; x6 x
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: Y* [4 Z) h2 o4 ~, TLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 Y! i/ s5 g+ w% q% l; S6 `
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' ]8 i3 B" E- F. kTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 X5 b8 I; K2 kSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* E0 T# X; Z5 `: J# j& tTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) U2 C7 C+ Z" sCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 I+ A+ }9 U5 b% g& a
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/ r7 x1 r6 J# _3 L) d; ~ \TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ n7 i9 \' m0 h8 C, Q& P
HAROLD: A teacher
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