Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- U8 L  |, M* D% ?2 P+ sMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' R6 V! p) U. e* M( p/ [1 gCLASS:        Maria.
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' L" G" d  L5 r! C; ~+ @2 mTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 H  o0 S1 Y! FJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* A0 \8 e1 H, dTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 E  E% M. c) }0 |% d, D. x0 pDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
* T+ d9 l/ b0 @! z5 ITEACHER:  What are you talking about?
0 g1 W5 q( T( ~" Q0 U% e: uDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% d! S( h6 E" ^, [' q, z* _/ G& qGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) C1 ?' K3 Z0 Y7 k6 `/ jMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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+ y& `+ E9 @% e+ j' {7 WTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 V7 G4 m2 s' ~- |" dSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& J6 D" Y! s; p# v* Y, uTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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8 J- l# l& n/ {2 RTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' x' q' X( t2 t( d6 s# ^HAROLD:       A teacher

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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)