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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 B1 _5 v! I, `" V1 L
MARIA:       Here it is.
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3 p* S6 |4 _; M: k+ QTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 O6 k+ J: y: l
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.7 E2 w8 l9 k: P, L$ h4 W
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
: F' v, }% b4 [0 e9 \4 v! b; q% kGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.3 d' t1 ~: w8 ?2 C! P
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 j) K' b# E3 F8 k. K
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
; z# S$ \' ]9 C1 q- ~5 }0 eTEACHER:  What are you talking about?* [7 I# B; I- C/ f) i0 R$ c9 g
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.  r1 Q/ D. A- I0 \7 M4 I" R0 P
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+ J% ~3 V. D" c  o0 S7 I: y  B( Y+ iTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 T( G( @. I0 r, U( A! `
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( Q- R  U! T. nGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- s2 H1 }+ ^. |5 d, J# G
MILLIE:          I is../ f" K' w* E; d) ?; o  N" @
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 w! |$ l3 s. R0 }
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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1 _/ P  r9 W, t6 _7 MTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& B0 b0 b. z* A5 Y) X9 d' z( Q
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* h* d, S+ j$ k% O3 W0 n
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 c, L! {- [2 H9 F& ?
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4 q/ _6 q/ a# [' x+ Y4 `. oTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. d" P( m- e2 w' C  C- f
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# A' \5 G. x3 n# R$ M
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........" y: u& l+ a4 y
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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