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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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& A. K$ l3 a; F1 j5 M2 DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, j8 {6 j7 B5 N6 p2 U* b
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , @; S' R( {8 j, I0 X
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.$ x2 u" b e" k7 G3 | B9 l
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 J4 `' S) O0 G: a" B8 L! P
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ i6 W2 s8 K* B7 B8 g' D) ~$ M C9 j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
P+ `! H/ W/ X" J+ CGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ }3 F2 f3 w' H7 ~9 U0 B3 [9 g" N
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/ e" F6 t& I7 F' tTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. o# V8 W/ f& F& mDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
% C/ s8 _9 D* a8 ZTEACHER: What are you talking about?
- Y5 ?. N3 t9 J# ADONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., Q2 V$ o$ w2 q
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7 H3 T1 X: |! Y1 xTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 y# O6 o: U7 G4 q! t8 \2 M
WINNIE: Me!
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1 [9 u6 ?# k% u; ETEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 k- v8 ?( ~& j& L BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! n6 w& X: V2 W! dTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' n* l+ [9 S6 f* `, K8 a+ i
MILLIE: I is..' w; j0 F# i$ R/ b; i: F# z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& {- S# N/ h+ H
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 \& U: @+ D" m5 P0 ? }: ?TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* r4 K& S. y8 X; u2 `, s; s+ D2 Y
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. g$ r- w! }) t' F4 x `. E
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. H" b7 R1 C% q* k' M4 Z1 H
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, }! g) E( D8 {2 y qTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) i& T+ h2 j! k7 }- ?# r& }CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# a5 y- V2 r0 Y; e$ z3 W) v* c# H r
HAROLD: A teacher
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