Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
. |5 \( `2 b2 B- E( r3 zMARIA:       Here it is.
  V+ O. E5 }9 N6 l# _TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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0 v9 j2 x! S. `6 YTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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! N$ v# D- c+ }  A) ~7 o5 J, OTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ ~( h# {9 b7 H% CGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ {5 }( K6 u4 j; l/ r/ yTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  O; ?. u7 N* d9 M3 LDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
' {: {! Z& Z( TDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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% X/ c" S% q& [% x2 jTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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  s: H$ r) A) D( O- j  }( j! xTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) `" o4 T9 s8 Q  ~/ o8 g" SMILLIE:          I is..
2 Z. s( j/ ^( \8 h) {2 j5 ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; _/ a9 P& V& G: P0 e& u( _LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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' q3 N; z+ z# H* ^TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% r% C0 H' X; L1 K( rSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# ~( a7 t5 u/ }5 w1 d# D9 c# u. kCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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5 f- l0 j1 S( u; z. sTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, E: ~! a7 z( F' y' t: k- AHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)