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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# o! U+ j' V& U- z0 lMARIA: Here it is.
- O9 b2 z8 e: z, i% WTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ f, r, E7 C+ r( i0 a$ |; K3 _' VJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) f, Q2 g' d( v/ }
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'9 [/ n# K7 o: C! ~6 n/ h
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# G% W! \* ^' }
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 w5 }6 J9 e- ~5 C7 M' R) k6 TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; E* [3 B! m+ w6 ]0 B- l, \" M
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9 N8 o, U% k5 z% B0 v9 _. `* \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 w5 J- ]- I9 b/ `, W% G
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- H9 e5 O6 ?5 x( jTEACHER: What are you talking about?6 Z7 F c/ g9 i. ]" Q+ _5 z
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 i c0 g- N) ^: P) Y3 ~
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5 Q" T6 a3 {( s2 ITEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.2 \9 |! L) A% P( J. J5 ?" B
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 r9 Z" r: L6 \$ MGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 n2 A3 d% R$ q7 s8 _! N' s3 tTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ K' n: c- D9 X% g5 A" j$ ^
MILLIE: I is..2 _# Y4 S9 z1 x$ j1 v" k5 W
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 d" s! k E) M/ i4 k5 E& p! eMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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& c: {6 |* M0 E3 \( [* FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. f' @" {% U Z4 ^LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& c/ M5 Q% A" k; q' XSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 C. _$ |3 C1 |* X% d3 S! v
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* I& |% Y l3 z! U9 z1 p/ CTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! f4 L: n! G& H- N" aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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6 a" H% B* m1 \ E( C/ I; V* tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 t# M7 v/ | b% ^
HAROLD: A teacher % J, K; o/ ]) B ?; _1 o7 [
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