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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ L; g. O5 _9 U( Q: Z+ s3 V
MARIA: Here it is.7 E# C2 b7 t7 ^/ |& M# p
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ q {, k- s: b, \
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + m; r' L8 i- {5 f5 a. ~* ~; J# X p2 D
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 u" i5 j5 ~7 O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# {; p l# x' m
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ h" b+ V% K* f) d( i
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' S5 }5 d S4 p; F: i* i7 kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 p! _/ a2 A3 }: k& Y" E! r; OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 L& I1 q9 k* z' t+ S1 p$ S' x$ ^DONALD: H I J K L M N O.& F+ o1 `, D* P+ M/ U
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
! q [3 t f+ j" sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 C- F2 T# h4 ETEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ M4 O) L/ Y( F5 c4 F: a9 p
WINNIE: Me!6 |1 J( r m% m8 j7 M2 Q3 u2 E" R
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. J6 I, B- _ k$ q5 }
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 \! a6 N) a2 B7 S7 O
MILLIE: I is..3 s Z5 Z5 T* j+ ^& }$ B4 \
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 R% v2 k- t- Q7 E' ZMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 B$ p% H8 o) K
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7 o/ g [" h0 b( n0 V0 {TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- C* j; k8 R/ {7 q5 l9 _ k0 B
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 m8 B( Y/ Z& o% ~SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 S0 r& X I% I3 m' H+ B# v+ h, |. |: g
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* M7 _( n9 Q4 h: t! z; d
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+ n( T# M J. e6 l/ w2 I q; XTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! `. S7 E6 t/ o j# d3 `. D+ I
HAROLD: A teacher 7 r: C2 X5 ^3 E/ Z5 D
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