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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 p. d: ]8 [- H- v% hMARIA: Here it is.* U, I* a' c' K; O8 ?% a
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 S1 _* C: H( u7 _1 y
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 Z9 Y3 \$ S) ^$ v' LJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 {7 ]" b$ i e; L
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3 ?' R% r, m2 GTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 @ @+ j/ o- _+ h& Z! u, I
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) Z' [ p* t) u& {1 CTEACHER: No, that's wrong
; G" J; F& O. M1 S/ H/ XGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 g/ ~: y T- t% W* ?2 s, k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.7 Z* N* M* X0 U* G, P+ ~# Y, o1 E
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ @: ^ F6 n" y3 W, Q/ VDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ V) A% d/ f9 u. u
WINNIE: Me!
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V3 N D" U, I6 v' LTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ \/ p% ~" k( D, ?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 @6 h+ s. _, n, j s8 C5 ~( R# T
MILLIE: I is..
& {6 B) }6 C2 j4 iTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& J# L: Z( d0 k, g/ [
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) ~3 C% w4 F* G' f3 ^! M! x
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4 }- a- B6 b% B; x3 ^! @TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* n' Z1 H! k, d1 I0 f) z5 O
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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4 T( u! S1 ^( l: HTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( Z* m" M0 k0 a3 C2 V, o2 r+ p7 D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! ?/ \: D' e3 ?" iTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" z" x" [+ t8 H' u4 } A- q* e
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! C5 g8 |+ q% L' s4 m- Z9 P/ TTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* \! M* L! Q$ Z5 n
HAROLD: A teacher 7 ]; X! Y6 D/ O
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