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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 I- o9 Q& \8 C! D4 @( b# IMARIA: Here it is.* T% E, P+ @8 N
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?# C- U- q% {0 t9 m" M
CLASS: Maria.
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9 d9 o& w+ N) E- {3 l3 ]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 I1 W1 @* I2 dJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 b. {' x4 b" y! W7 R/ y- x. \8 K
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 W% U% I4 V$ v7 q. D+ G7 _2 xGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 D# N5 Z" b$ W' l& F7 B3 XTEACHER: No, that's wrong0 m4 Q6 F: A9 q+ @2 W1 I
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 I/ y- G2 n6 I- s0 rTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?$ F% f. e! o7 W0 E
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 }0 Y0 G2 q7 R$ mTEACHER: What are you talking about?6 d/ E6 v' L9 C
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. [! p( U5 D( _# i
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; H, W2 H* }1 v: {TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
S/ f/ K; S' J& X9 z$ XWINNIE: Me!
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; @! S8 E6 c. B* L$ aTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?% b+ C. f: \. D0 ?! c' g& p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.+ R/ [1 H5 l# o: x6 a
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- b) v" g1 F8 h0 @TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 a, R! O6 ^8 E. U. {MILLIE: I is.., u% F% _# T/ l( f3 o6 b# b
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
0 j. f+ T6 b& Z, L/ u* BMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & N3 w/ r2 E" n. ^) a
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 M) c& X( u6 P1 p2 R" ]; w2 xLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 _7 ?9 z1 p; n9 d% O
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" ^6 `/ @. W' a" vSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.& Z- e0 B3 I4 A, S7 n9 q6 K, ]
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& F, [, z+ N0 a6 aTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 T; R6 v2 t$ _5 ~6 D O1 e" y" @CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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0 }* k2 t# ], b0 i" ~& F$ }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 E9 b& k5 y* t1 Y/ k2 u
HAROLD: A teacher # A9 I: f0 e) s) R
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