 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 d: m* k( m- n7 y% o; N
MARIA: Here it is. m8 t7 ~; y0 U2 e
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 \: m: d9 p, r" b, |3 Z: p
CLASS: Maria.8 Q8 j( r9 p! ~% k ] l
____________________________________7 S: s" {6 l$ u
; g0 l# |$ s5 z3 S0 E
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! F3 }/ i, F9 c: u- qJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
8 X0 W* n: A' k# F! C9 p3 Q. `__________________________________________" C$ x& ^: u$ V& L. ^" Z6 J
& E$ i0 h& f$ g: D9 o- JTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% w" i# G# C$ h1 ]* A9 S
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* G) `# P$ S6 m' xTEACHER: No, that's wrong
. P* _9 h9 T0 M1 F! M2 Y nGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# |# [' u: X" z' |
________________________________ ____________
' r" ^+ V& f# o/ S+ [
7 X9 }- ?9 w* D8 F6 z% FTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' p* @* h" ^9 bDONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ P3 P9 ~2 d/ v3 M& E
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 q/ K! v0 a$ _4 P! v4 sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
. w" ^3 L$ t6 N r$ U" F6 D__________________________________
* ?! a h ^4 t$ K; ^9 { X' S+ w* C
/ q0 h( M W' x3 v4 f& f7 DTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 R9 X6 r* Z/ Q& W* B: G A
WINNIE: Me!
! P: d0 y* V- K( c) ^% y& T__________________________________________
8 T+ `, w' @: L. D$ N4 P0 I1 I" P5 P( B
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
^3 T- A, N, W, `GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
4 c0 m5 b2 C) t6 ~9 W7 c_______________________________________0 X9 o3 a% H% [8 Y2 t3 V6 Y
) @* ?7 ]- G) \7 V
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 F+ S2 W* q& p& D9 D5 Y8 x
MILLIE: I is..
) B7 R- c, \5 B$ f6 KTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
U$ K3 m9 b7 {4 z, `* ?( wMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
) O" H; _) f7 {9 O, t
4 B) F. J. ?8 u_________________________________' ^( ^1 F a, O, [) Z ]
% `( m; j/ k" x! R; j5 DTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?! A3 _4 t; R+ `
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
& B6 [6 r- x9 I_______________ ______ _________________
' V" r# {. q _2 z* H, [ : b. \% |' {9 W+ W7 G3 J' b
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; Q/ w4 k* o& t% q) f; E+ r0 ySIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
+ ]1 j/ j- U3 H7 ]; t! u_____________________ _________7 Z9 z, S8 k8 q2 I2 {+ E" x! U
# L0 z# h& n2 _$ |$ [
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 C6 T! Q" Y o, s1 l0 n+ P
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
2 ^! M5 S4 z: K* b6 ~, Z- P h___________________________________
& B1 A) T1 t' D6 u2 y" _+ C$ a( c* D# G4 l( |6 M0 z+ |
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 @2 v3 Z- n r1 \
HAROLD: A teacher
0 c+ r' U/ B% S" I: ^+ V" R( ~& x) J4 ^
__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
