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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 T! {2 E0 L# L" Y1 Y
MARIA: Here it is.
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9 y, v3 p& t# K D' E( q4 ZTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * I' v1 }9 u: `/ H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 j9 v t) q2 O; s6 D$ B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 T) t& C+ p( q. _TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 S& S9 v$ M. ?9 o% P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& u6 b2 ~% h9 Y% B5 V' IDONALD: H I J K L M N O.4 ^9 x, x% \- G: X' U: q% A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?, x M* Q- {& }, n
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.% a; t* O" N0 I' y
WINNIE: Me!$ F ~: u* j8 ~% H& c! k0 r
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/ g) h/ t% O% Z9 v' O% a7 y" p& MTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?" J, y. d7 e3 }2 C. x+ T! d
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# K$ _2 ]: t# ^MILLIE: I is..
( G5 {* z+ p0 n; k! `. S4 iTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. H& ?2 w( h; C2 E; iMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + p" R" L; Y; ~! w# D
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) O6 y0 B* C* g# JTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? M5 C2 `: l9 I0 }3 U) t* v8 f
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; W7 x. a9 O6 k2 w6 ?0 s& G
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, N# r5 I! J# O3 Q3 G
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( f! @0 `& p, B) I* u) M. b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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# [ p6 f" k. k' hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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