Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" N6 e: w6 k3 mMARIA:       Here it is.
7 V, k! }" g4 b( {+ ~/ t! ?; |TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
) v* ~8 f- Z/ E1 BCLASS:        Maria.
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! ]& N" e( f+ qTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- C+ @2 I, ^$ e7 m" rTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
' }8 w# }, ^! I8 ]8 K6 @8 W) |TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
: A. X  V  J% r; M- b3 kGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ ]# M3 d( j: v3 _) @TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 `1 R# Q3 p' zDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ G0 _$ u- C) B; G+ `TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: k2 ?4 O; R, \WINNIE:     Me!
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* d  V7 ^# A2 w, FTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 v) q6 m4 Y4 y0 RGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
1 g; `0 ?0 g) zTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 J( t) n: K, M* a1 K9 }, Z! \9 ^MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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+ E# g; v% ^: N0 m$ \6 T0 CTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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# V+ [4 Q5 d! }; H/ B- O. T0 DTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 u9 U, F9 I. bTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)