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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& [$ K \) r- n( }# p* e* _3 C5 fMARIA: Here it is.
6 K: b; _! R I3 e) Y+ D* _TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& _2 ?% z; @7 O/ l& g! L$ i
CLASS: Maria.
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. @2 n* s: A$ w: k' aTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' P8 o4 V, G8 Z1 oJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" E! ^; v. R e2 @2 N* e* _. MTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ t$ K M4 E3 }" ? `
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( K% u5 l: {# e! h% UTEACHER: No, that's wrong" \( ?6 z$ u5 |; M% o3 k
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
R, R/ q% D4 U5 TDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( e8 O2 n' j* a, `% D3 xTEACHER: What are you talking about?; F8 V3 P9 a4 n' C* B
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' V! [, U' ?' I: S& d
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" O+ m) ^3 M! B" C, cTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 b. U W4 Y0 D9 d/ X5 [
WINNIE: Me!1 ~9 U% ^8 X8 p, c4 Y, x
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 L5 X! \7 S2 u+ Y
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& ]* c: t, \+ B1 I b* i9 FMILLIE: I is..; x Q" q. u3 g. t3 r- g
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 q. E6 y0 g' l7 ?MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' $ W M5 o( ~( l7 K+ |
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 s2 N4 N: I+ W: M% {, YLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / b6 Z: i/ |- O. x3 A
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?% K w- n' F, ?% ~5 R$ y$ l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: F- c) `0 {4 I) `( M
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 \$ F1 {( X/ [TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 a/ n" J# x& iHAROLD: A teacher
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