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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: X4 }0 b% }& d! P/ a$ B: E: t& B% C
MARIA: Here it is.
7 x+ S+ M3 @! S; z$ qTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- x5 Z# S' d- C+ E, b6 D, HTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 x+ X" X1 I( {& w8 I7 f! g* m! E7 O9 z- {
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 ~+ j9 ~! f+ b) y0 W
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* E! [' @* K7 r3 kGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" e5 Q6 m( V! d O, F, D5 a" rTEACHER: No, that's wrong
# X& Q, I' y* N9 |GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! {, w8 P1 m m- V, O) _+ vDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
: L1 L2 g6 @/ k3 P$ M2 y5 S D! bTEACHER: What are you talking about?
) m' y& Q; D- v7 q+ QDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.9 j3 M+ ?6 L. H. L
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 G' j7 T) y& d4 X9 n1 ^WINNIE: Me! X/ U2 E) `) }& T5 r: Q" Y" m
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& W0 E& ?5 V: q( ?+ V$ tGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. x0 P/ N! s6 A
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J3 Z4 L4 ]) s, i, M# Y2 \- JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') i. q; ]1 ]5 ~& E, U. U7 D; L& V* \
MILLIE: I is..
7 t/ c6 @& g) J" B1 e: F+ pTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ U& @4 _4 _7 z# _" |5 z# wMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 A8 b: B, X7 o$ n
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- t2 j H$ e T8 V/ _2 A$ u' ZLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " H# D# e, n+ g$ r/ L' h# R1 L6 ]
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ A1 E5 V+ V3 S2 o" [# ~0 J" x3 w
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: h: w9 r2 m$ _3 o. ^- V5 A3 X# X
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 |4 D3 J- y' r" P. [
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 O) a( l4 o7 r9 \5 r) fTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 N; q) l4 }4 V9 a2 O4 T% P" {
HAROLD: A teacher
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