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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( i7 z! ~& Y# |3 f* d/ cMARIA:       Here it is.
+ w+ E  ?1 E, Y" Z6 ^9 @1 uTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 \* a1 a* G: hJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables./ w6 b( C8 R1 F: t8 ?( T. g
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2 W1 x1 W+ X) j6 lTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 F  T0 i8 y0 w2 T* F! PGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* a6 G9 [; K) `0 f# y5 \& FTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
. ]* d, Z2 v1 k2 UGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& K1 g/ v0 R" \8 p- O. Z& a
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 A+ {! m/ Z( A+ K* [2 o- ~( {5 mDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.2 u; |  L# `- Q% _- D# S% H
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
7 N* e8 o4 \5 N) ?0 N+ l/ q: F/ KDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 A9 o$ R+ L  D0 r9 T0 N
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! G! r; T1 S# ?" m$ q. lTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 {* L9 |* U9 {& _. ?$ V5 I
WINNIE:     Me!: k9 f6 Z1 a1 a# ?7 C4 s5 |) S
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& _* Z/ C4 |, ]# e4 d
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 k. }% k) y% a) b. o  V
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3 |$ g4 o. y* _. [TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
  \' t$ e3 h! Z, J* Z' `/ tMILLIE:          I is..
, Y  S! a4 o! m( ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. \! }; a$ c( |4 xMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( e, B9 h8 E2 X: V; q9 WLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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% t; Y2 q2 B! `  sTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# p! @  ^% Z3 S9 |/ FSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( _% ]0 L/ y" J" M- k; l$ b' r0 E
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.! h" Y, Z2 ^! e" e5 j0 d) ~
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# _1 d# B6 b2 n! Q& {0 s/ B/ [; i* GHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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