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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' E7 a/ i: p( ^. H- K3 |( I% |9 d
MARIA: Here it is./ `/ o7 d9 U1 s3 o9 B
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* x! I3 G* t7 T) ~3 ^
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - L1 W$ |( I; @; [& u
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- H" v* S8 M+ H- A+ hTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 A( l2 e) r% nGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. ~8 m8 K6 ?( P& ^: s: J2 \- @TEACHER: No, that's wrong
8 i2 d/ }; Z0 D4 F) uGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.* Y. i/ _* X( j# K6 n
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9 u, F2 |/ ~: t' \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) e+ g6 o$ a y1 a5 ?$ x3 LDONALD: H I J K L M N O.$ ~8 v' G( a4 t# P! W1 H3 K) B
TEACHER: What are you talking about? ] W) x0 D: U$ }
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. v0 B$ @+ Y; H, z+ c9 Z/ s
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8 j5 S4 M- d6 c& }; R, a) jTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 L0 F+ d' z) v; d( y7 v- N% E. C: A
WINNIE: Me!$ @4 J% ~5 }; y2 T+ Q
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' Q+ e* F# `2 \% M& c! `2 U/ xTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 u4 U y; w% |$ c4 V$ R9 N, ]2 NGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- O5 J" x- G* i) P' ^1 OTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 F" O P! a' m: T
MILLIE: I is..9 m7 X' v7 s2 B3 P, {) ^( S
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 `: @- g9 n2 k6 L7 zMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ; W5 A: w7 k! U
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8 n1 `) p6 S! R& X" rTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 x: G+ B6 T& DLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. * \4 O. r0 \! h
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* E( j; |2 j( _& a
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
E) V) I" L/ j2 c7 F2 ECLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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# y' N7 @3 Z- f8 ?; O1 T8 j, E; {, BTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. I+ r& J$ A# H4 a0 L
HAROLD: A teacher & S# B: p N7 x
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