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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 T! {2 E0 L# L" Y1 Y
MARIA:       Here it is.
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9 y, v3 p& t# K  D' E( q4 ZTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * I' v1 }9 u: `/ H
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 j9 v  t) q2 O; s6 D$ B
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 T) t& C+ p( q. _TEACHER:  No, that's wrong2 S& S9 v$ M. ?9 o% P
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& u6 b2 ~% h9 Y% B5 V' IDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.4 ^9 x, x% \- G: X' U: q% A
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?, x  M* Q- {& }, n
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.% a; t* O" N0 I' y
WINNIE:     Me!$ F  ~: u* j8 ~% H& c! k0 r
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/ g) h/ t% O% Z9 v' O% a7 y" p& MTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?" J, y. d7 e3 }2 C. x+ T! d
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# K$ _2 ]: t# ^MILLIE:          I is..
( G5 {* z+ p0 n; k! `. S4 iTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. H& ?2 w( h; C2 E; iMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     + p" R" L; Y; ~! w# D

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) O6 y0 B* C* g# JTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  M5 C2 `: l9 I0 }3 U) t* v8 f
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ; W7 x. a9 O6 k2 w6 ?0 s& G
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, N# r5 I! J# O3 Q3 G
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( f! @0 `& p, B) I* u) M. b
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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# [  p6 f" k. k' hTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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