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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
& j; X6 Z1 m$ t9 K+ ECLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- ?0 Z) k) a8 [, D+ U3 G/ MJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 B$ z0 Z" |0 x
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 R! `3 _0 P' G4 `GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# r' E- W( r& Q& n% v9 c
TEACHER: No, that's wrong" K5 z, X, f2 f5 f9 c
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) @1 V- |2 a, A6 t
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, f! P# y. K5 o9 ^TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 Z0 W6 {2 A& m% v$ G8 B) c# ]' o2 p
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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3 e5 s/ x% G3 u1 a! |( z1 s4 Z3 GDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.6 @) C% P z8 B" B' _/ m
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! F b+ v. i8 E/ {/ D3 nTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 s+ ?: b* l. [- _
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) T% P7 w, w/ f& g' k
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." P' Z$ F+ F. p! c: ]2 O
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 G9 u1 t5 g/ {$ w& ~+ A
MILLIE: I is..& w7 V3 I. j# N p. B
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ b6 K+ _% p4 Q$ _5 b9 P s/ E) R
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' , ]7 R2 F& P3 t7 u7 J* R( ~7 X j5 N
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ t# M6 ]- l6 c" SLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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; Z8 [8 u# \) z* b% ^/ J9 F" ^TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, ~$ W, i4 z7 h; MSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% K& F& h" p4 m7 F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.6 z4 t @ b k* z. L' M
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?- F( S6 z- t$ o& t0 \
HAROLD: A teacher , k5 w* P) _9 I; A# B& s: G) X
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