Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: b% H% m$ M; D/ h' \MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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/ M/ f) R' U  M# G2 p5 qTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 G1 g* ^" G- Q! B2 G+ ^6 rJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ d/ l9 B5 Y" B2 R1 F' qTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
6 r. ]4 I$ q/ E, A- M- PGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
0 F: T( a& V+ s: L; c; [/ lDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; U; P# J2 J! D6 o) kTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) ?5 m2 `+ {3 k" l& k6 SMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  a  S! X" j2 A) D" Q9 a( t" jSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- _+ j/ T4 Y5 DTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! V! H1 h5 w4 m- xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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' F" J* H" v1 W( @4 x: HTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)