Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
9 A; T3 s; c# U) L. LCLASS:        Maria.
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9 ^2 k- f6 X, n0 g, @TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 m0 ^6 a' s# ^; l3 U: F& C4 fTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& ]7 {$ ^1 w( ?. o6 y7 k' DGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
2 [) b& I) M3 O0 H$ g8 `GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
5 c. g$ n8 A: l! l1 a2 c0 N9 nDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! Y* J& p! k2 Q" t1 M  NWINNIE:     Me!
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6 }2 X5 }$ z- D" L0 ^( eTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 d' B# H* k( Y5 p) U3 GTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
) r& {' {, k6 n3 PTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 c# \5 l3 K9 U9 s* a( vMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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1 k7 v( b; c) e: NTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% o9 }. o, i. ?3 W( J- lLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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' l% R. Y1 Y4 STEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' E) q; c& d3 TSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 S" x! v, ]+ B3 r( X/ [, ?CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ V+ C/ m" M; u) S8 S2 Z6 \HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)