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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
% V, t+ k5 ]* _! J/ HMARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ l; t1 r2 X5 E; y' n! wJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., D" I6 P6 k N, X
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 g! n6 C% q6 s5 u# B' WGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 x7 K4 y/ I6 O( e7 e8 |6 s
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* m( f% p, z2 ?( w* Z# y( N1 e) r
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 Y# ` [5 _0 v$ P# ?8 ], r
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 @, ^/ b% }" Y! e9 P& \
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 ]8 g' f7 x' S" X( L6 pDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- c4 m( c: V6 t+ `9 a9 l& E
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9 d" y' w8 v! I3 X& k* ITEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; T6 y z2 y0 e) _WINNIE: Me!9 A4 l" l$ M: L8 I
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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, b" x+ Y/ |8 q# Q4 tTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 m+ y2 V0 x2 x( p
MILLIE: I is..# j* F8 Y) {0 j' h
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 U. F8 d, {5 f; X- F: x
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; b! q* M! s# P% X- NLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% g& v' S0 D/ J' B7 Q/ VSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ W* d$ D, z, r$ k: I2 `5 @
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 L8 @& w2 s) h7 a: [7 q3 P: p
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.. S& o$ q9 C% a$ J2 B. K
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+ M9 F" }& P. {$ ^! H% hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 r# P9 R: }! Y6 }! [3 V. u5 X1 }) r* M
HAROLD: A teacher 6 G# F5 c+ ^2 \6 Q6 Z" @
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