Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
6 k4 o8 X% k4 @" k7 UCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 p3 x4 L5 e' T% ?JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 z9 v( K# j% C$ m: ~0 j. v/ |TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; G* ]% S, F* @3 \( f6 i0 qGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
' z. R+ U9 @2 A. [! i6 @DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! x2 C2 U) P1 }WINNIE:     Me!
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& j! T: [# T$ _0 p  P/ [$ iTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 X% v* W9 v' ^; Y/ n+ U# ZGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 G! X5 x/ A7 K' uMILLIE:          I is..
; p$ ?. g$ }7 Z; |! Z5 D, k' JTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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. s- q! j' |. u! z2 Z$ E' m" vTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! X+ X# G0 K2 V+ `$ d6 H% L2 bLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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9 \( }, x+ ?0 p! A" Q2 t/ Z$ jTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; j0 Y1 Z: u' A: V: l( U, ]2 ]% C4 `SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; q# n0 C7 u3 F$ U* \( D- ^1 fTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 j6 a8 _: p$ x; t9 |+ \  t; @CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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. W0 R; {" j* Q& |  tTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  {/ s$ o' U3 u) R: JHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)