Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
( a5 X" @  S: v! a# q/ t: BTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' J) n# J6 j: N$ v  f3 Z' ETEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' X; R7 a+ c- i9 p# j+ \JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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* o4 A2 d. I9 b: n+ ?# @4 V+ k/ W& `TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 y. T% i4 Y4 p4 }+ NGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 U0 K% J1 r) U0 i) s3 O: {TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 o/ w9 h1 p( S+ p0 e$ ~3 zDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
) R) ]; g% t# tDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 y4 i% _. O. L" k% v1 I, j3 Z0 l' s( H5 uTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' |* n6 J# ^' o0 Q* }, UWINNIE:     Me!
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9 N8 b+ S( H3 b6 yTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 [: V- E. V, a3 Y( J3 ?2 Y5 EMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 j2 ^. m4 ^' q" k( T$ V: h) qLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# r% N$ \4 q0 W  Y! S* I8 uSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 D$ ^* Y, a+ O% e* Y; gTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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. D/ M) A8 a9 _$ q8 w& j+ f1 qTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, c3 B/ j& q8 EHAROLD:       A teacher

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kensu

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)