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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .! `8 \8 Y- Z$ g; E: p" \
MARIA:       Here it is.! P: S# {: O5 @* w( ~' _4 n
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ h9 k5 f7 R- t3 y
CLASS:        Maria.
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5 w. p$ i" [1 }& L, [( t7 q! x$ }( MTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: L4 b' U( s. Y4 N! ?  XJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.* k5 B1 k  t; C/ v
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 V8 Q3 C& B! a' N6 _GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 n3 r+ q2 d0 u
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong- P" }; b  ?7 @' e0 f
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 c" p3 j, |$ X; Q8 L7 f" m. c0 cTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* [/ E/ ?' W8 P  R& v4 k( b
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.6 l3 G) L4 F  f5 |/ V5 c
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
) Z+ i9 x; t9 Q; Q& W* S1 DDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 \: J. f6 g+ C9 l* F: i- `
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5 g2 p- b& \# J, R9 dTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 K0 J. j, }& N4 c- a; ?! m. A* _
WINNIE:     Me!
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# \* D2 m$ N6 h5 R0 G# i, Y+ lGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 O6 U% f/ J" b$ LTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', N# X% o; c$ q& v: S
MILLIE:          I is..
0 m& \$ v" U5 W  E$ _4 u' OTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ g  N; h" A0 oMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: x- K) f' [* W; N# n( P1 j# E
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* U6 D) r9 K  C% ?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) ^" W$ q: n- ]# H7 p+ n4 w3 S* kTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 E0 O0 C! _+ W" ~
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 }, c! {) S3 [& I# \3 Q
HAROLD:       A teacher . b  a! Q1 X; ~" j  L

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........0 {5 J0 }6 X2 O  ~3 h
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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