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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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) d4 v4 |8 O1 B2 G! e5 f) f1 ?2 ITEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ v- _6 i5 Q( [- Q/ ?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 _; d i& H, z9 D( h/ h, c- Z, P
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! z! I4 k* t. t! ?; Y7 f# }) D) c
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( M9 T! i+ X4 G7 T4 n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
; r& E" L! b3 [, K2 dGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& j2 ^, u. c( q
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: G' l4 M+ B* z7 |8 \; L$ cTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* o& F5 Y8 ?0 k% d l9 i
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
: l- X9 @( I9 }! LTEACHER: What are you talking about?
! ]* Q1 D' F9 s' [5 aDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Z2 b$ e6 B4 `% _- p- V0 @GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 L( T4 e5 s6 ]' d, |* aTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" @" t* C% ?& C& G& TMILLIE: I is..: _ _8 W' P" T; l& C0 _
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, \" J6 F! e8 S! L: L G, H2 z+ SMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : G$ D0 B: i4 g5 W. ^
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5 b$ H' C, S; |' a0 ^: _3 }TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 H I# \# S6 K; [" k
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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" g3 ^& X# y% hTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 F- W. `( I: K3 b2 H a! p: l4 T
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' x- S7 E0 Y( s) D9 K
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?# E3 {5 j: [+ @% C4 @' k
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.! M' F$ S b7 d; ~' @# F
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/ d. P/ y+ ]) ]. t, jTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' k8 V- e) R, j, e; ]HAROLD: A teacher
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