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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 {! i, a2 v3 x
MARIA: Here it is.
, A1 [6 G( d& \3 ?" |' ATEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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1 v+ @7 l0 K2 b: R8 eTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 c m) S& X2 T9 R) e3 P0 i. i
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." a9 s5 w* O+ q2 S! l1 n
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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# s X3 B2 I% D1 R; _4 K2 }; YTEACHER: No, that's wrong* t4 |/ T# u' j7 @; D( C
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.0 i5 {, t+ [: Z7 N6 W$ a D) U0 u
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 b: ~* W- m# W( j; M9 A9 ]2 Z& _
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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8 P. N$ @2 H8 b* QDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ K6 m; U8 S# D, n
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; e; z" ]+ V: x( R: NWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?$ ~& ^ _4 ]& R
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( P7 C- D; j! gMILLIE: I is.., ?5 q ]8 q3 N! a
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: n$ @2 f* _+ }+ e _MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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+ h5 _0 _( U8 h! h1 ~/ O! gTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- |( ?- B8 a& l$ b5 e8 ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. {4 K, A4 w A& A; P) G
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* q# w& G z! H- e' RTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) p8 n% h+ S, f- C/ |3 T% HSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 u, t; l- ?6 B" i/ d
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% t% E: Y5 u; d" R7 LCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 J( C: X" v. |HAROLD: A teacher . R- ^+ p6 x/ ], O
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