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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 Z, x0 k, l6 t" V5 s6 E
MARIA: Here it is.
0 N& l7 T R6 L( mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 ^: R3 K2 s/ }: t: w' u' I
CLASS: Maria.
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2 M* [) Z& S1 p) o. NTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) Q4 H/ |, _1 D, \/ A1 m+ O. H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" k6 c9 V c& t, D5 I: ^% JGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 |4 E/ K# L" ]: L8 i# K0 @, \6 W
TEACHER: No, that's wrong# Y0 L6 e0 \- e6 w9 _
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 i4 @: N: z% W( J. _1 JDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 P, }! k! \" D$ _" s4 kTEACHER: What are you talking about?, m5 {/ T2 v* m7 @
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# e2 M3 M. Q- HTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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) y' l+ w, [! f2 P5 g2 ~TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 D' i7 B; u% i7 K6 a1 eGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 o- `2 p* i5 Q7 Z
MILLIE: I is..7 K4 Z2 ]* I% u1 D- `) x* {7 M. k
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', l- n3 V3 H a E6 O* P) E
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & C" W& R* h0 u1 N# Z
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 q0 k' [" e. T$ k3 J8 K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ S `0 Q! U# tSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 Z7 \! \# i- D
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ N7 b9 Y5 Z2 hCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 n4 r3 u4 F1 s5 E+ VTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" W( D) V a# ?7 ^ B; l
HAROLD: A teacher & c, n v( R$ p- u7 k7 r( a6 S7 n
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