Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" A8 p; w0 ^4 M! Z3 Y2 p8 a( gMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
" A# u! Z, ?, l* n  WCLASS:        Maria.
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( E8 S% C4 X6 f0 G; ^' XTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ h' L: K& E1 s% ]8 rTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ ]# U  A7 I3 Q' @: K0 T& [; yGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 h/ R1 l, ?: b* rTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* }+ \7 D6 h$ Z# pTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
; o' a$ w  [1 B- ?8 t, x% hTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. u8 Y2 L* ^' f: T. rTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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3 X/ }+ q+ w2 ]! Q- ~4 Q# j3 L# GTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 g' v- d/ J( m- R' QTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 h* O9 n$ ], bMILLIE:          I is..
) y: Q8 k9 B# oTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ y$ k4 X7 T) M$ I; }; EMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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5 m* p) I  J% Y% n; ~: lTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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" l% [/ @* w' A6 F: @& e+ wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  j, v( Y; s7 p; ~+ nSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) R1 M$ S/ x0 ]7 @2 A7 bTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 |/ G% d8 J% G" iHAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)