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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .1 P* K8 K! L' H
MARIA: Here it is., S$ y/ z' T) ]! X5 H
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * Z6 V& y. j$ ? L% J6 k# f' F
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 _' m3 H5 m% h! P( N8 ^' R1 o' w5 n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- _3 _7 G j) I6 [8 gTEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ P7 H8 ? |) L8 U+ t; `2 @4 YGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 O& N# s1 ~( x% j% a3 X
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?" @3 S/ M% e, o
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
4 {. W4 r" Z, NTEACHER: What are you talking about?
" B% Z+ q" u& ?6 WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 {6 E9 v" c v4 |( H# |
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4 g* K d- F y q1 G2 O$ xTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 s. @' W# g. sWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" ]( ^# t0 g GGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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U% [) t1 E0 V9 DTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': R+ v, d& a# H" P) ^+ ^
MILLIE: I is..
- Y$ |! ^- h; `% I: b$ l/ @1 WTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 T* x6 C5 K( D% Z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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, G9 B/ @3 G8 f. HTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ Z; H0 e' r" y! N0 k* ?1 {, L6 g3 ELOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. - l; x! [; N; i; c3 f6 h0 E0 p- a) j
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6 D! M/ @( x! T( m4 C, O# {6 @6 xTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. A3 s: x+ J# OSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ _1 l3 c: H& N; D7 t' ^
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- `& }( l+ @" K Q/ |8 i. a1 r- r
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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$ {/ V* z5 B* ~, eTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 n) }/ Y1 d$ g% a
HAROLD: A teacher $ Z) q' _! ?4 M1 N0 @9 U, @' [
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