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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?/ s& { z' n- D |6 t
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : s0 I/ j; y2 i
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. w- c' Z& g/ E+ F* ?6 \1 I# O
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1 W6 @4 i5 r2 {1 O; O2 X: \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; `; E: t& ^- f# l; @1 v& ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: [0 w0 K/ V0 i7 D1 xTEACHER: No, that's wrong' }& Q6 J1 Q/ n
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 G G0 Y2 ~3 t4 l% jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ ^! e: e/ q, L! A! ^4 p+ Y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.: C% ?7 F% g f# V/ J- B4 T
TEACHER: What are you talking about?. h5 E2 @' D# p, [0 t1 v
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) s; [$ N' A$ m, Z4 UWINNIE: Me!
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1 Z. m, Y) y, ]& I( c4 _TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 X& y% s$ j/ B E5 [GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. b1 g5 N9 P& {: w* J; V7 @3 D% k1 }+ T
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 I7 r) t# N% l8 H. U* |# z
MILLIE: I is..
) a+ l& g& ~/ W7 u: Y" MTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 x& d: O3 \1 Y9 J a
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 H2 a$ n9 {4 w6 c! _
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 i( p! K% p' p4 S0 c" D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. n7 P7 Y# q! O9 z4 Y! \$ C* n
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; \% N* D& z ^2 gSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ c8 ]6 m2 j& X) J3 Z! C
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# i2 z/ j& D4 F2 F! eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ \6 F: X F1 a% i* F8 X9 i/ M3 cCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 t/ G" p% i3 b# o! e+ q( j+ tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. _, Z% \! E5 Z9 a
HAROLD: A teacher
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