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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. [3 Z% ^; A. I& p6 W! B
CLASS: Maria.
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6 ]4 b# u3 x3 ?: D1 @$ V, NTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 B6 c( R _" a8 w8 HJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 ]0 H4 k7 {3 x) `GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. D5 W* g- _5 O( {TEACHER: No, that's wrong' O; z' I; L" p( C- v; |# @8 n8 T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% A: e% d" X9 e u& C1 a. D
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! j+ y+ Q# P6 }' x/ _TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, O8 E! [1 d/ j+ K7 R; I+ N1 t ?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
4 J( ~7 M7 Q3 {5 C! q- J( {2 vTEACHER: What are you talking about?
: r+ ?* y# A+ Q7 t. C! B. Y% a+ VDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* c) y, I3 \) ?( k; h" G7 A8 \WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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9 d% Q$ ^, \, s2 o! X1 e9 u' Y- c0 JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': R7 Y+ Y. R. n/ D5 @1 u: S" m
MILLIE: I is..
% w/ [. \2 v+ v1 \/ DTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 ?7 u/ O4 L4 w" ~2 F2 q
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' " w- S/ l" S* X0 _: K [
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- w h( M% s5 V5 J- Z' L, qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. w# y) q" Z$ e* ?
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: G2 ?4 Z9 M2 H% a; T! R& ASIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- R8 S" n) l' TTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 \" g2 F) @8 Q5 } o7 }CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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3 q M J4 }5 U1 l- H* F. lTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?; {$ i7 U; E+ ^1 n6 C# p4 w
HAROLD: A teacher 5 J2 ~) J) ~2 D" c h; P
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