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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .& \0 |% |( G! u& K; g: R* B7 [
MARIA:       Here it is.
- T4 j* Z" O& l6 Z& H! HTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
, B4 A) g6 U4 [6 @CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & E' D5 `7 b  E0 b4 x  p9 V% r
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.% O) e9 d$ ]8 z' a( N) e' i7 j5 B8 G
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
  @% B& ?7 z! r& [' |- x# f! p: ZGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 ~* f( P# S  \& VTEACHER:  No, that's wrong  ~$ o! W- l/ _4 c+ E. J% m
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 f& e) {0 {, l* @) M/ J0 E+ Y
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( z$ O+ p% ^3 I4 ODONALD:     H I J K L M N O.: ~$ j) E% r% b, X0 C+ R
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
' i, y* j3 _$ R: r- h9 qDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.* U) q7 ^! i( K! f' K
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; ?7 u3 \% D: u% J( R" z/ oTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ t% p6 L" y+ G7 d; E
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 K2 V8 [6 n9 m7 M' ]# ^GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% n9 R2 F( w! iMILLIE:          I is..
! X  G1 B8 z& U6 [! \+ n- \TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! _9 C8 n1 r# F9 aMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     8 N+ f7 Q9 t  u* b

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; E1 m* z; l4 G/ e2 RTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?7 x! d: ]9 E# p- m) _5 Y6 n" e) @
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% E1 {  b) ^" `SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: T) t: a- ^, b9 U) u' s9 x9 T$ l
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, U3 s1 G* |+ r. M6 P; t
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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% z/ k& O' |3 y/ q' l) ^$ PTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 Y# S) J: n4 w/ s3 D- B" p
HAROLD:       A teacher - F6 j' {$ z( N' G9 e7 U% b
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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