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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) U6 i, U Z1 m' _3 _
MARIA: Here it is.) o! u* c0 }9 u% u0 L% H# g+ T
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ C6 o7 M" S5 _# Y& V) ~, q+ c# g
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, p* s8 S, [: C9 ?TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
n' L5 d# l( v ?) i3 ^9 I7 MJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') |, p3 ]# J! |3 [ f
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 v' F+ [$ x/ O7 h9 H( O
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
- B/ N. ?& F0 v+ r2 ~GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- z$ u. n3 e/ U/ ]# K( J) d2 O9 H
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: N9 z% c( m. V7 K( K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.8 F. ]: A( w' x& }: T. k' H
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 q3 ~- ~' F5 W s$ {7 M1 z1 G ?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. D/ {: W, `& h, K, U" B
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! J8 y) m9 y% l1 T4 P$ kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) d5 c9 t9 ?, D. v' P P6 ZWINNIE: Me!
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2 i' U7 d+ }. e; |. ZTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: l: a; X7 j' f# \
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: Y8 j3 t7 ^: N2 I
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- F: W8 T/ `/ p0 [1 G) E
MILLIE: I is..! P$ b( T5 i5 f
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 h4 `/ H# \% ]' G0 sMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 g' [% M! l( O; r$ ATEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 s" m7 R$ [' Y* aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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; Z2 ]0 |- _8 a% }TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 k# k( Y% Y( h7 ?8 Q& _0 u
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 }$ z1 G8 N3 X4 i4 ^) U' V( E3 T# d& f
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4 k' h. B& @: r8 }2 `& tTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 S2 M* P$ E' k+ Y7 ?+ d) S4 HCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& k9 a) b# H' \. g5 k7 F5 U2 }7 |HAROLD: A teacher ! H7 y0 C4 y* }; N2 o' x% N! M' `
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