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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." P1 J) }. a- ]5 ?, F
MARIA: Here it is.. D" X$ [. d' S. ]7 x& v
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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$ \5 O. e' ?$ t7 _TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' q, ~8 f9 d7 P" W9 m% p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. F5 {6 U4 l7 I
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 Z4 L& a" O! HGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* P. A4 m! X/ I# M4 f2 _
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. w. Z% x$ C) h- l* cGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) x9 R V+ d+ J0 Z) [
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 i* P& N- U: T
TEACHER: What are you talking about?. Q* N: X7 x. ?1 c( T. t8 S
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: O- ^2 r# ?2 J \+ \9 f
WINNIE: Me!$ r# [: v' \! h8 C8 g. E
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ B1 u3 u: x4 {1 B! eGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.! c( f7 G" D. |% Z* a( \
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; y3 D: F' D- N+ y$ ~! L4 [! G3 mTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" V/ v' A/ W9 _& g- @- I4 i0 g uMILLIE: I is..* C' b% w9 Q* c- \) v9 J0 y, Q
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 _5 M1 `: n9 R2 d( [% x% W- OMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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5 J2 h! u5 l' t! q( b& TTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, C5 ?6 `/ a& j3 @/ w( Z
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( g1 X% j. @% e
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 F& I' c2 }5 l) pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 K7 E9 c% T9 LCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" X0 A. c8 c1 h7 d% I: L& r& MTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# J ?1 s) J: j' q* g1 ?HAROLD: A teacher
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