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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .1 n0 c' ?8 Q" ^3 Q  C* [1 H& I
MARIA:       Here it is.7 ~& c# V# j7 u6 o
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % u, y3 c7 R1 l
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- g/ a. g+ R3 s" X) V& H# bTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') R  A& r6 I* q
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 U. z$ R( e( u' L0 k& k. pTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
0 d) {; p6 r- N9 a- B# ?- I$ DGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 ?6 P) s  y) a+ [TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?0 E$ h5 a, \7 r0 ]$ F: |
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.9 R( d% a: ^. K3 n  @+ w: j4 q
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
+ m+ {- U4 Z- o' u- E7 L" b% nDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.! C; f6 R& z9 R4 {
WINNIE:     Me!& A  r  [" [; f( V2 C/ I. _1 p: y
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, m: A' R7 i9 ZTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?  Y: e" \4 T5 b/ ?% c
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ b: ?0 J9 H, g
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, x& F+ D; i$ u' UTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 s2 C8 e2 F! |7 ]* v' PMILLIE:          I is..9 V9 X# K1 M9 D$ s5 z" u: C
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 H: {2 W: X. ?% \0 h2 mMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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5 p0 @6 t* _2 O  {TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 Q9 @* o7 _" C: FLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ( v0 x8 m2 p( g0 V  q
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 g% R. y( D& {$ FSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- A: p" b. y5 L
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. S2 b$ H* f: I, L/ Q" z% ~CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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8 r( d. V: p; v; e( z  n, }TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* q  K1 l4 y/ e0 Z) {  M. I
HAROLD:       A teacher   h. A: W$ g$ f( t/ S% r

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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