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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 ]* M1 b0 I7 ^8 q9 GMARIA: Here it is.
. g2 `* s J+ I2 q$ z. h1 w2 c$ mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: o3 `2 D) l& t. q7 C; X7 N
CLASS: Maria.
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1 V$ J" \$ n# `TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: n7 _' N2 Y' b! ]4 Y! BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& P8 A' u; i1 |% E0 z& `( e, O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 J/ p: K5 ]2 j
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 p3 L& f: I7 l7 G# pTEACHER: No, that's wrong+ b$ b8 p P% \0 z1 |, i) y q9 `" v
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. [6 R w, l' X# s MTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 V0 p) ^ B. N' i! I/ R$ H
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.# T6 q$ C1 e4 d" z. X' l
TEACHER: What are you talking about?0 A6 D- M4 i2 E4 ]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 c+ ?, N5 |1 K3 U* y: y9 WTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; \9 Q* m: x# M6 q; E
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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9 o& ]" {" z- r8 G2 g+ DTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' w# B- b0 G. G7 {1 T% g4 o
MILLIE: I is..2 u, n p9 T2 _) z' `/ }+ U# `$ ]
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 ?+ v f4 i% |) F( Y' R" V. Y' I
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, B0 ^, D* ]- i6 E; S
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, \; Q* G0 @0 L; t% x# ETEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?: ^1 O- ^: g2 V4 Y3 h7 y2 o2 J8 L5 j7 }
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 d- V2 Z% |0 n! |6 u2 b: ` d
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* b6 Y, B$ Z% N; O/ a, tCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.9 K; P7 k7 S& X5 c# P$ w
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ], I. Y% O5 ?
HAROLD: A teacher
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