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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, a$ t4 j8 ^0 G) b+ [
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 u1 g! K9 A% @& t9 b, M* rJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% P$ Y7 r' ^3 n( \4 A/ U
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) G4 O: Y2 Q/ U& k, _1 u' [* |GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% s% l5 s6 M+ v- a5 `/ Y7 ~7 @- nTEACHER: No, that's wrong# _( J1 x. T! B: B
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& R* C% T: y+ x. ]
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8 N( _# ?: v) e0 f+ a* n DTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 v$ W& R) M2 ?9 |& B. W; v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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' T0 s5 L- G* j% `* ?; S- q% J: vDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ I3 s ^5 O) w# e* K
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$ J [' h/ L4 ]; H ATEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ v$ u T/ `4 l) Y
WINNIE: Me!) D, a7 K! l. O9 n) j
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! Y& n& Q3 m% s1 ]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' W" A0 z9 _6 h k& b
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. O: S2 d8 R, P9 [3 w% {: S# {( [
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 m, {# E3 r1 w3 _2 H C. R V& _
MILLIE: I is..
! k8 c, B; L/ D+ U5 RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ z) D0 r" I( L
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 B* R0 N4 d. O: NTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) `1 Y7 Q8 M5 x
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 T# Z- j( Q. `3 P2 v6 ~+ qSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: o; k3 _3 C% B1 p# [0 v7 nCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 ]& w: w8 O- C) I+ i" b
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* S3 s& e1 i3 [0 tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
G! I0 E" M1 P* mHAROLD: A teacher - l. F, k" B/ m/ P$ |
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