Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 C. l4 g) l2 F, j% dMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, }1 R9 w* z- |! N) MJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 ~2 j5 I" f6 LTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& R: j) w9 q8 p) s4 ITEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) |- i8 O1 ?. D2 sTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  [9 _' w" J/ F4 X- b! g! JDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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+ `& n! w3 b: J* e) HTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 C4 I" r" p. @0 L# a7 L* Y8 L0 oTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
, ^; t8 F0 s4 B: R# s9 ~TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( s8 _' I" r- D4 UMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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, q( A1 w6 c" W3 `3 k0 U8 @TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! T# b& z! [8 ]' {. s- VLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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$ `( _4 n" P0 QTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# I2 T* u7 r0 ZCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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" Z: [# U" ~, ?7 v0 NTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 m# W* w. l% k0 d2 EHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)