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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& \0 |% |( G! u& K; g: R* B7 [
MARIA: Here it is.
- T4 j* Z" O& l6 Z& H! HTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
, B4 A) g6 U4 [6 @CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & E' D5 `7 b E0 b4 x p9 V% r
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% O) e9 d$ ]8 z' a( N) e' i7 j5 B8 G
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
@% B& ?7 z! r& [' |- x# f! p: ZGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 ~* f( P# S \& VTEACHER: No, that's wrong ~$ o! W- l/ _4 c+ E. J% m
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 f& e) {0 {, l* @) M/ J0 E+ Y
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
' i, y* j3 _$ R: r- h9 qDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* U) q7 ^! i( K! f' K
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; ?7 u3 \% D: u% J( R" z/ oTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ t% p6 L" y+ G7 d; E
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 K2 V8 [6 n9 m7 M' ]# ^GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% n9 R2 F( w! iMILLIE: I is..
! X G1 B8 z& U6 [! \+ n- \TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! _9 C8 n1 r# F9 aMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 N+ f7 Q9 t u* b
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; E1 m* z; l4 G/ e2 RTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?7 x! d: ]9 E# p- m) _5 Y6 n" e) @
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% E1 { b) ^" `SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: T) t: a- ^, b9 U) u' s9 x9 T$ l
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, U3 s1 G* |+ r. M6 P; t
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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% z/ k& O' |3 y/ q' l) ^$ PTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 Y# S) J: n4 w/ s3 D- B" p
HAROLD: A teacher - F6 j' {$ z( N' G9 e7 U% b
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