Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ {) o0 o' o4 B, N, qMARIA:       Here it is.
, t) o& ?. N- n/ r+ B7 uTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' g7 [( i% [  Y  V& f+ s' ACLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" `+ O$ {& S  R2 kJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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) m& @  I$ K) C3 I0 n# @/ oTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* N( [. ]/ U8 }8 Y4 |TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
/ t% f2 e1 \1 t) l' zGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) G/ e" {% I0 f' w* W/ ZDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 H  U( B3 N! [4 U  STEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* F; _1 C6 k" k! M  OTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) }3 X! v6 K2 T. \3 }, ZWINNIE:     Me!
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2 i2 s- J# S+ X: h, Y* e) CTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: V$ @+ S( o2 C  ?4 `  wMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, ~, u9 `6 u+ T9 ]" IMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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3 n7 D# `3 k* \TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ~+ i( b. _# z# O% G! iLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& t: c! s! x4 F- F, s# `6 ^TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 I! ~2 B; _  ?: ?CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)