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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - w% P( d1 W$ p* ~) `/ r/ a
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.; @+ @: [- t' V- F! [- d/ @0 v3 p7 k |
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) ]3 L5 M, ]. ?. L t8 ?/ j+ tGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& D$ A# C x. z+ d; D+ N- f3 STEACHER: No, that's wrong
! \7 C; U% O. x: K+ PGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' C# I+ N8 I( A7 E9 B* T {8 X
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.( ?, d& v+ z! Y( _% F
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 f; w3 ^, @9 X* m4 n% v: f6 k4 _DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 c& @2 `: {9 u& C+ Q x# J: D
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( u( ?" ^) d0 J/ ~
WINNIE: Me!
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$ q/ ?3 M& Q# E% wTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 d- s# L7 U0 E! @9 r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 {) r$ d; P1 Z+ @
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 J1 h6 g; v e: c0 O
MILLIE: I is..) ?' R: E7 G. T
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'; q8 v. v9 T2 |1 ~) F# a
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 |; e; `! p+ s# b
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2 o2 k3 [5 [: g8 A; I1 v( ETEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. u; Z) d; F! R* ALOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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6 s4 i4 Q9 R1 D8 ^6 `+ c! J9 ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ r) o C3 N( q) j! \% ?8 QSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. `" ? L7 f% R2 j) H# ITEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, a1 y% N0 P- B& N: j
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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% v/ R, [6 J6 R4 n) }; r1 kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& @; `$ U. `% t# v0 R; ]8 eHAROLD: A teacher
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