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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .% g& U1 T# V: O9 Z$ a4 G0 S% M$ {
MARIA:       Here it is.
) s3 h8 n. g, G$ K6 tTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) [: Q' x  {+ A; Y- [
CLASS:        Maria.8 {! @% Q% ^, k! j1 ~6 Z) ?
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0 {- D& @" T3 y% K& b: z+ i0 QTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" f, _) \6 \2 c- }JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ i% u/ m$ @8 _6 b8 K$ I" R/ cGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 T3 j; P; \( H4 x3 Z5 U& Q! _3 v2 PTEACHER:  No, that's wrong) l9 _: O8 \3 @9 u# _+ \/ h% R
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ G' k8 y2 O) M2 [
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  v" t3 N1 y/ v) k- ^TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 ~- R* D0 n% I, H
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.2 o  n% N* c  E8 e( q' o  {
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?! p0 ]- E8 g0 ?" P
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.2 g2 J, f/ e; z2 a  ?) \# A7 w+ ?
WINNIE:     Me!: q/ \* C' e5 Y" U* K
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% B/ e  M9 Q6 uTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; ^. R: f6 j$ m$ |/ h
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 n: q1 \% U$ e7 h+ d" d) PTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* x- y; q& k" |" \1 q2 F' I. B' i6 E
MILLIE:          I is..0 j8 U( o6 f8 z) y
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 I; Q) P$ \* H4 `7 C0 P
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     / ^) T! s! J, m( {
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5 Y9 U: ?3 ~7 x7 dTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 R( u7 z* k; `% n' I0 [# I
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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! g/ q5 a) z/ m3 u  Y& [- C; ATEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# p6 k9 z# n8 {SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ |3 y) }" ?. I. o9 q: NCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.& J3 y3 \9 N- _  a
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 o* m3 k: q! B) \5 T6 s" }HAROLD:       A teacher 1 s; l. N5 {+ r) `) A( q  W
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........) e0 d. v  l$ i# m& ?" R' C
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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