Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
) B5 e) j) I& I, J( PMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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/ v. ~9 V! q" V8 S4 R/ U9 y& ITEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ Z# V8 W% F, c1 uJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ ^. l$ g- M+ V8 BGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
  s; J: D' K9 _6 SGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 |" n7 A4 `  F, H" YTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
& L5 q) B! A) K( q$ x7 E" qTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ q5 {0 Z+ Z9 N% J- ~8 yWINNIE:     Me!
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; O8 W6 _( s! K* E" {6 iTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" g" i8 e' E, g" W! A5 uTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 k7 `1 k9 E" I. a- X6 EMILLIE:          I is..
: p4 O5 f. K& }8 C* Q3 oTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 Q# ~. p& A( H' |MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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7 R0 U) z4 E$ X, V% NTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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. S+ M+ U9 D2 M5 B. J9 WTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, L  E% s' N7 AHAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)