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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . d1 D! w+ j( D
MARIA: Here it is., G) B1 F% u% y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 v7 K. @8 P1 V9 C
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ P* s- V" m( M0 J; @JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% D) n4 W3 V* t- J8 o ~9 FTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', n# f. \- j# v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 }9 d3 o5 y! g4 Q- Z* z" MTEACHER: No, that's wrong' j2 ~$ x, W3 Z" k/ q5 Q
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., N7 s/ K8 Q. t+ {' D2 u1 e
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8 |8 t5 ]$ L ]$ HTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?% I- o, o* \4 N1 ]* A7 V
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.: z% A# n$ Z; L E0 n! v7 G0 R
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
( k+ v5 p( W7 [- n* T! ~DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' Q" R2 k. e9 I
WINNIE: Me!- i" h7 Z) J8 l1 s
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- ~ `9 {$ O+ ]1 q8 y t Q0 a, H3 kGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 h; }8 s) \8 U! Y0 B8 h2 U& uMILLIE: I is..
: m; Z& D1 R! b' n+ {3 [' J- @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 T2 c4 l5 W/ S2 q; L! p4 W
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 G9 t j. R8 A6 Y/ b3 FLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 M/ x' H1 t$ W' U
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' R0 `; v% K( [$ Z# ~9 E# ^
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! R( }8 \3 q; N7 l* B/ }CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 `/ Z% ~* Y0 @- ^ R3 ~
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9 d+ W8 D% v$ |8 ]! Z! }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 i+ Q4 z, i# ~HAROLD: A teacher & E+ e' f# O! k. n. z2 ]+ ]
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