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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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& i p& F9 C0 n* _/ U+ ETEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 {' ?" e0 ~2 N7 Q A, I, M4 O
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( H2 W v4 G8 a, M$ [) e
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* W! g5 O a' T4 {4 CTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'3 }: ^7 D$ k( i% Y U! A
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 j' \ ]. N+ X* h3 A5 {
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 {3 p6 R% v" f( H/ ^6 VGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; Y; V3 v+ e8 q/ y
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' N( @/ @4 J9 ^' eDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, @7 s0 V( i( A8 RTEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 u# ]( J* Z- }" h, O# aDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: s( h+ @/ `1 y; u( k% P" WWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, ^4 i" m% z& {/ {
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' P! z% Q! S: W! z; u1 o
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% |4 d5 d! w5 C
MILLIE: I is..: H# @" R4 o3 c- q$ B9 J
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* b5 t) {& \# {7 wMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; R- T" O8 d+ I2 @3 iTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 F. r8 n, }" c3 {$ c; P% zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. - H3 u: R0 r6 J9 D
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* @' a' @- o) T, b T3 G& u b/ MSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 o; e2 d% ?0 i$ N% @# ^; j/ f+ @TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ p1 m+ S! W; ECLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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