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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* r4 Q* x! c3 d! \+ P7 P& X
MARIA: Here it is.6 a5 f Z' N: T+ d
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
7 X( H. O0 S$ D& eCLASS: Maria.
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% L( p* `3 _) [ q6 t+ eTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 h2 l, s6 Q' Y' IJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." u- L% B8 A( v$ g0 O/ o
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; [8 e; v$ w8 S: U. ^GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 E7 [" r- j" O7 E' ]5 I
TEACHER: No, that's wrong/ ^ }7 F! t5 \* j2 ~; S
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; R! Z; B- j4 ^1 [( [& }
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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5 V5 F/ k+ p" q( b h; WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: m' O0 @% y# Z m& w" d* m
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ \; N. ^ w7 m' u0 J. g+ O
WINNIE: Me!
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8 B7 D1 ? c$ `! [TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 V8 ~8 c0 \; @7 O8 r; W# {
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; |* m) C; p2 e$ O, R# CMILLIE: I is..
' }' G9 m5 h* C/ k( k; s1 @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 k. M1 @$ a, {5 J7 M" Y" RMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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2 B, _& P5 n ?* ~. F; v* i; o1 j0 vTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( @ G1 m6 l- m3 ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " x. \5 q& n# A% z
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* U+ w: L, q: I2 g0 R1 P9 ESIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 ]1 Z* [( u# O; `8 CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' ]( ?, Q6 K5 f+ T9 }: d M7 Z
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0 M, ?- H; i) [TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ |2 |/ h7 a) {' V
HAROLD: A teacher # U0 q. V( g) ]& F
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