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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ a0 c, R" H& Z/ N. o
MARIA: Here it is.
; ^9 y- i, r" r+ J; |' [TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
2 ]$ o) d& R5 Q2 N3 D6 UCLASS: Maria.
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% M, B4 O* L# r9 uTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . w: w' |1 r4 a/ k3 R' G' ]8 f
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- j/ C- A( ]3 \. g, oTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 D" V; ]* T( k8 l% N1 r7 rGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' }: d1 r) O! }0 t& ?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
1 n( z) y/ S8 R0 g% u( ZGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 r) r$ U. @1 n% X4 h; d1 ]
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 I" b |1 I, L1 v: x* c
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.* f6 X' e7 Z8 a. b
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
& |, o! @' ]8 gDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. S6 W0 w- X4 D3 g! P1 kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.- }# r" L* s1 ]& t/ M" G! B
WINNIE: Me!$ b* }( C, `0 [. M
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4 Y$ L" k% e) a! c8 qTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; V6 o" R- E& Y9 G! |) y
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( j* v& u8 V. q G8 O7 FTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. h c% O) V3 b: x& ]6 V; G7 R
MILLIE: I is..
/ E# o/ C% w8 N6 D( Z; PTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* A7 n. c9 _3 c7 T# |
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 E% r5 e* ]! G( v" u" |6 n0 v% A
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) m' w) W1 m! }: h
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! k6 U$ O L) O; y( iSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' m+ p7 t9 v. z) A, _
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( m' O7 h x9 L3 z# o& ]) Y5 C0 ICLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 @7 A: `" y& ?5 e, j5 O: X. x
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 b G% t' _' X( @ t" M
HAROLD: A teacher ' C/ Z& h1 n- k8 M% W9 O$ \
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