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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ T0 l. t! q2 a7 m4 l& h; I' ]
MARIA: Here it is.2 p( M) K( [! _8 i
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# I- n. G8 s. G! d' d* h6 W6 NJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.# j. P- @1 K" y3 u' N1 l0 e
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; n5 _. `0 m2 O9 y9 `9 [- pGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. {6 T6 h8 W5 @TEACHER: No, that's wrong4 |0 R5 u- U, n% S0 y
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# K" b3 ]1 b" [- S7 E: l+ L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.- ^% L$ |$ Y9 h [1 Q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?8 {, ~& k: Y0 N3 T: R
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' T, C5 g# ]: L1 k
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8 Z+ k' k+ h+ UTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 r) m% M$ E) z% S4 p# M7 l- DWINNIE: Me!
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) ?1 o9 C" A3 \, {8 w I7 @& |0 nTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? y) k" P( x3 y: y* p5 _/ g
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' ?" ?% s0 q5 @) K9 ?
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. w& J; A& N" a6 u, Y. o; Y
MILLIE: I is..
! w H4 {" ~2 Q# z) w. a& }TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ p% u" j7 {, f+ X* |4 o* qMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' , i8 `* g6 U. i
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- c; b5 s- C- F: E9 X! {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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V- z. `& o: ~5 I- [( }, h6 VTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- @6 j) T# {/ |! g! ESIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 W1 x5 j+ ` A4 I! u) K6 tTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 t6 Q. i/ g4 E7 i; V# [CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ U$ S( N" o4 |2 p5 p
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1 D( Z" d' q' v# y: Y/ {* |TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: Y8 g$ O9 e x) K$ t
HAROLD: A teacher 6 h8 O/ c! z' t; Y' M1 f6 n; y
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