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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .. ^* X* y7 \+ C& u& d" b9 c
MARIA:       Here it is.
3 v* F' M7 P3 GTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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: J( i9 o1 A8 _TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, |* v7 a2 [: l. Z1 ]; rJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.6 ?9 i0 R8 H$ L- W$ {! X' [
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; W- f/ C( U8 M1 q! y7 F, y/ AGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 Q! m& |1 ]% d) y( ^1 w
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong" }7 ~8 R5 E2 Z! C! l, I
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 {( G' z$ F" z& N1 W. Z  u
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5 _! ?4 e, w  JTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( l# {/ V( M, `$ {6 {5 y8 l. V
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.- s' \0 r# P) \
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
# @3 L/ H- x" u3 Q- H: H! h8 ~DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.: `. j0 x2 I( T% X- P3 B
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: _% P$ d0 a' h. `/ FTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# B0 g1 J  u2 f7 f. r
WINNIE:     Me!
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$ I/ j' N9 t- \4 o0 o- T, oTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 o5 k- l. R% @6 W4 _3 W  ?6 pGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: g0 [% ^+ S, p0 {+ g5 H! w
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# r6 m2 p# k( ~2 c
MILLIE:          I is..) a& N( l- o/ a0 c7 ?7 ?
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'  h3 h( A5 `2 \1 q
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ' J/ i# P) s9 B+ D- E- H
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& s7 Y6 m" F6 J3 f
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?% M$ a" E: d* R
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ m$ D6 S1 H# |8 E6 D& C* h2 m6 xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog." J$ B/ f7 Z& N& o6 b
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 x9 x1 u* E' |/ M* p6 D( c$ KHAROLD:       A teacher % n$ l3 ?. W; i  C, {3 q2 }

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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