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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# F2 H+ r/ e9 R
MARIA: Here it is.
8 @8 ~ E3 N+ u; p* \* q: fTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?4 X: @4 _' M. J
CLASS: Maria.
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1 a O" I3 H! X* g# kTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 @2 _6 D5 F- ?, J* ?+ S5 p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) }. ?0 h+ F/ J/ X4 y( Z, v
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 z: l6 L0 T9 jGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* |8 P [' u9 f' C' M5 U9 ~& ^. FTEACHER: No, that's wrong6 v" a7 M. Z8 o% E
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 T3 x6 z+ F. C9 p" I; n
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.; ^( ]' h* U7 B% f1 B0 @5 Z: L
TEACHER: What are you talking about?3 X' Q4 a; }# n7 X$ v) {& s
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 r! ]$ ?- d5 |# S- b) I# x) w
WINNIE: Me!
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2 m. \9 @6 e6 X0 c/ b3 x+ pTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ B, `% B- K2 @4 I7 nGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: e& m! `5 ^8 x6 o; W
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8 }4 y+ _* c: p! }6 nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ I8 o5 ?2 P4 x3 _9 r9 f4 C8 GMILLIE: I is..
3 W5 [8 m; G6 a7 VTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 m R0 j5 b. i- l1 PMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 2 i! Y$ P( d7 k
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, [* A0 k) m) u! F( [3 n. U* VLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 w5 P2 I% l# c7 n6 s9 z S
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?2 n. E8 v- U# T' A; o; }% s
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 ^' D. }, d+ ], I A5 O5 L( ^. E
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CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( ]! f: F) p. L1 a7 i l
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 J- G/ q/ v% s+ q- o
HAROLD: A teacher % a8 ?7 c) S0 f2 G- u7 @
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