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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. d9 E) [% K" x$ R, r4 o0 V
MARIA: Here it is.4 ?% p9 q( ^2 {3 J- w
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?- d2 z4 E# m' F, s
CLASS: Maria.
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4 ~ `: L9 W4 ETEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; O2 l M; i" k( s) \! c* F& cJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 s9 Y, ]1 V: n& i% UTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; K9 A) n/ j" @5 C4 E/ W
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'+ u3 s2 b% d9 q8 ~" }, w
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 O4 D6 }/ [! F% L, J3 u
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.' W# l+ c$ q) f8 M' e1 e
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7 ]: W0 A' w, |1 p+ m dTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* l- U' B* R8 k, E4 L; m9 U$ LDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- R7 s5 C5 O3 L7 mTEACHER: What are you talking about?
, B& y; s; w8 l1 G. E1 _& [DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 O X1 Q, ~! ~8 ?, _
WINNIE: Me!- n* D% j. U- H6 r% I. a8 A9 L+ ]
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, `0 [$ J1 a5 }" }7 r! {& lTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 n C% }* K( R' T7 P$ L
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 I( o& e5 z- s* t. ^) v
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 N% `. a, r/ PMILLIE: I is..% Y3 [5 p5 ?' _
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 o! u4 C0 |* `, w
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 I& r9 E4 Z6 Z
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 H8 h$ h& U p9 e) g5 LLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 W% y+ ~) }; h' i
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: i) X* v- H8 e% [TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) |7 J6 g! _ W5 ?$ _SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 U" A) k# w% E5 g& k0 O6 _' qCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.% w b1 k" L+ m* I
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* y; G. O3 h! }. d7 W1 [, BTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* V- L, h4 c+ H1 q
HAROLD: A teacher
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