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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, P3 z% N9 R' L( @4 b
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( Y5 u' m4 a' N6 ~( e
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 p- }- R: E# M6 B+ F. ?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 K$ O0 ~3 z/ Q8 s6 L4 e& U
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 y/ [, h+ S4 O0 b5 YTEACHER: No, that's wrong4 c6 c6 @: o6 p$ t% }/ J- s5 ~2 `/ z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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q v" u L. j [: H, v- A+ OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# I- ^$ d& d! K# A, \DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
+ H# q' X/ {. [- H6 F5 D0 P+ qTEACHER: What are you talking about?
3 u- |# T( b4 n9 V [DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& d: Q8 l" U& K3 k; U E+ vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
?8 Z3 F+ a! L' A2 TWINNIE: Me!& I7 T) L" g( n9 T! c: |' w
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 t& n/ \+ a: F+ q; T/ x, e8 NGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( b' h1 y4 k- c+ D1 f
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) G* ^+ N( t+ ?+ ETEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- G* }! n, n; Z3 f/ E: U8 x! P6 pMILLIE: I is..
U, o4 |& f+ U# MTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% {( B! u$ T6 U$ r& S3 CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _& M: S9 U1 H) u8 Q3 x u
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6 n5 q0 F: n0 R- o9 uTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 X4 B; F. E/ j# oLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 t$ u+ g4 }4 \! d8 X. M* M2 K
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% R. R' E1 R$ g" G% N2 xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 e0 e* R; z7 ~' \* z
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5 B( h1 K" e7 C9 YTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! }0 T3 Y0 b y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: n4 T! r# z, n
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" f' b" S' ?) J& m8 lTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
v, f, ^. W# n9 t0 S3 aHAROLD: A teacher # m3 {( u% O9 d/ h W
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