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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 J; \2 {3 s: f% i: t3 \
MARIA: Here it is.
+ M# S: P: G' O2 |TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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. g2 f& m+ A: X( w2 y2 y$ {; m: |TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' L. m; Z& J) S# R; ~! N! E. _
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 H' S2 E% u; s) K5 ~6 ?/ h% \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 p3 W: x6 ^3 g1 ^ Y4 ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 v* [4 J* T, i" L3 l. h4 L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong. w6 J# q* D; S: r
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 u" Z5 v2 Y9 u
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+ A Y/ b; b1 v8 eTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 I, l5 i# v7 x- {6 P' O
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! v/ ]4 L0 I+ y* }" d/ v3 w2 }
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' x& W7 U. |' U
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; ^, E4 i) i+ l9 j$ _+ e+ ^WINNIE: Me!7 H3 J$ p4 W8 V2 q- O
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& \; m* ?4 f, [: ^/ ^% lGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 f' d5 L/ X9 V! ^
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8 j+ w) p; D2 U' X. j+ a( DTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 ^& R/ {6 w- }# A yMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' . X& \9 D- R8 B' b, y, }& v! s4 |
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' V0 j2 Y6 m" k- W2 u: o( LLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. : ?# H+ |- N) c4 `+ X8 ^0 Y
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" G( |* a& e, w5 A( u- ?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, @+ A4 r6 ?2 O9 N! |& ^: e
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* Z# c! `2 c, [' z) ?5 v" q3 l' D* \
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0 f! Z# j4 P! M9 d8 D- d+ UTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) J7 I& H' y8 v
HAROLD: A teacher ( _' S$ M; s: a
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