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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 p. d: ]8 [- H- v% hMARIA:       Here it is.* U, I* a' c' K; O8 ?% a
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 S1 _* C: H( u7 _1 y
CLASS:        Maria.* `; w; Q9 K( f& o
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 Z9 Y3 \$ S) ^$ v' LJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.6 {7 ]" b$ i  e; L
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3 ?' R% r, m2 GTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 @  @+ j/ o- _+ h& Z! u, I
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) Z' [  p* t) u& {1 CTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
; G" J; F& O. M1 S/ H/ XGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 g/ ~: y  T- t% W* ?2 s, k
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.7 Z* N* M* X0 U* G, P+ ~# Y, o1 E
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
+ @: ^  F6 n" y3 W, Q/ VDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ V) A% d/ f9 u. u
WINNIE:     Me!
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  V3 N  D" U, I6 v' LTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ \/ p% ~" k( D, ?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 @6 h+ s. _, n, j  s8 C5 ~( R# T
MILLIE:          I is..
& {6 B) }6 C2 j4 iTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& J# L: Z( d0 k, g/ [
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ) ~3 C% w4 F* G' f3 ^! M! x

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4 }- a- B6 b% B; x3 ^! @TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* n' Z1 H! k, d1 I0 f) z5 O
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 T( u! S1 ^( l: HTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( Z* m" M0 k0 a3 C2 V, o2 r+ p7 D
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! ?/ \: D' e3 ?" iTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" z" x" [+ t8 H' u4 }  A- q* e
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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! C5 g8 |+ q% L' s4 m- Z9 P/ TTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* \! M* L! Q$ Z5 n
HAROLD:       A teacher 7 ]; X! Y6 D/ O
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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