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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 t: e5 M& E8 z1 I0 i4 D
MARIA: Here it is.
. ]6 R' B( P- x3 x+ a8 YTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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0 e5 c& W/ o6 I+ a* \" n0 L9 GTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) J4 {; u8 }* `3 {) \1 m
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& V. |, a7 Z& |6 K" U1 m. l/ }3 \$ RGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 h, F) Z2 k( y( GTEACHER: No, that's wrong- G+ e6 g* X% Y1 r# c: O9 d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- U' y6 L' y' ?6 M
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* c1 d$ _5 ~& E9 T: ~! P" }DONALD: H I J K L M N O./ |7 }; z0 |1 Q- d* V1 k+ V& ?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ r" F% m4 K- @- \: G: y- ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 V, B# D8 N5 g) o4 O' D
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.! Z! A5 s2 w& C! _8 D$ Z
WINNIE: Me!( _4 T" c" g& \* g/ C
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5 @& w. U$ R" \: b$ B- W; _TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ G; I3 |+ M' U" k& x7 ~GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 }9 N0 u, j' K, c- Q
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" I& m5 d4 y0 P+ ?MILLIE: I is..
. u2 f' a( t0 Y4 \2 O a aTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& ?3 q/ K6 ]. w
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 t/ @' k* v9 }4 t" K; K) F2 \# J& {
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" t2 c& L. {7 |3 F Q" f% ]" fTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% a: s' a6 G( N9 ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / V+ h/ f- o+ r. u/ H- u+ E( l/ a
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ p1 L# l3 \) O! r0 V! A9 \
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) b* B9 a/ e# U: iTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ u) W0 D! E; l
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' O* X0 z8 Y; A- W3 g
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ ~8 Q1 l7 c3 }2 L! W U" R, pHAROLD: A teacher
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