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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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$ m0 H' n4 J% s: y% VTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" V/ h3 p) u5 U/ [2 w) S" c$ |
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3 M; ^* ^ o9 d2 S" C& ZTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 B% q. T5 x1 v8 z8 e8 N5 @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 n9 } q# }' c- H0 G+ \+ ?
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% E( X# t3 u7 nTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# _1 M. z8 k) C
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
8 Q2 s. g( N$ E5 w* `: hTEACHER: No, that's wrong
, y( {2 a# M9 Y, J0 c1 P6 DGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?! Q7 B2 e2 m8 `9 F" u7 j- b
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.' I7 g' D4 S, A M: B F! T; Z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?7 |9 X b3 E) O; c
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 u* V( }8 p; lTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) P9 N c/ R9 N: D! Z2 @
WINNIE: Me!
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6 r& k0 N/ X) J! a" ?; {& jTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) ?9 I" |6 C i0 s
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.% ^3 h6 P1 C+ }3 ] \0 H5 Z
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" ~0 x+ c0 Z$ RTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. ~# S0 G: @! X5 W# ?MILLIE: I is..
( n$ x( k: ]2 W- _# V# vTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& A" m' c; D' C& B* m- v/ B
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 ^0 d0 k# h0 H7 l/ [* w8 A
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* G4 z) | T4 i) {: wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: G, f6 J' j7 s+ f3 S/ A% h
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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3 v7 W( A( K9 D! |: K& W7 [ bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% q# W% ^6 u5 q$ C0 U1 q, K$ s- O) a4 ]. zSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) }! L2 \; _4 F( `- A) ]
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 A6 [& [. B6 A
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 j; `: p+ q2 R7 J9 d
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v' t! p& Z* ^2 N0 x- jTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! D2 X5 p% `( B8 t0 L1 v3 u
HAROLD: A teacher $ p% @: A- M, _9 [4 n/ f2 c/ @
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