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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ `1 \/ q3 ^4 |' a9 \MARIA: Here it is.# B5 K$ c4 E6 M) [1 B" [
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 w& K, \' L4 }
CLASS: Maria.! ]8 U# _' X) O: r0 h
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % ^( B8 f3 K5 A/ Y [2 `% P. l
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.' G+ C: x& M; m) B v. S. Z& g
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 t1 D0 f7 R& P! @GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 w4 s+ V4 ^) j' H# A2 KTEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ Q3 J x, _, A, ^GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 `: |6 d) e7 o: P( c
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- B3 `! Q* k7 J5 c" G2 A' m7 }% V$ BTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
H! }/ b0 w. ^8 `3 o& s( w9 {DONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 j. w; K" a# r( U' n
TEACHER: What are you talking about?- U- C k0 z6 q: ?! Z- {2 ]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 \% Y$ I. p/ F6 s* J) w
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ e4 U4 z! E ~# h" R
WINNIE: Me!- u, o! c( ?3 w/ C9 K+ b
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! g( j q+ x. I: u& UGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.; u! h5 y9 a1 u; F5 f! e
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) D% ~3 N- J( q" P8 e3 {MILLIE: I is..: L% ]+ L) o S# @1 y, q& \+ a8 P- i
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ a! r4 f' K# }3 V8 j, EMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + z) F+ T3 d+ h3 J! {1 M& I
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 r3 i" G1 x3 M( }; A1 F9 JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + r/ g$ N7 G* m9 n$ N
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' Z9 ]: Q8 a3 I3 B OTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 |; B/ z$ Z! I0 A( v/ H3 h) mSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.& U) H, w9 |& m7 H/ }7 T3 P
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D. D: r- d* b+ p. Y e0 pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' X" K; f# \8 Z6 e. ]) lCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 |* E! d& [$ e% n3 r- e+ y* F
HAROLD: A teacher
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