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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 g: t) J. J! z: @& `MARIA:       Here it is." M: d5 r4 ^2 i) j, z
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ O3 H# Q! D3 G* V- v  VCLASS:        Maria.% [) z. P. C+ d8 X, o
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1 a- i8 ~5 _( R7 |8 i" RTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ ?8 \- C0 Y. l+ TJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; D8 J9 v! f1 r3 B6 b& ^
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 r& s" I) X7 C; I# v% h' ~
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
; h& S* ?- M% U! o( hGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 `/ p2 D! S7 O$ y: ~
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% x8 Z; Z4 ~0 `! I- \TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& [" m# N2 ]/ C( z
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
9 e/ V1 a1 D5 @0 {TEACHER:  What are you talking about?. y. [7 q' i( X, I; p
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.& h% x; a1 }( Y3 A1 Q% e1 `  @/ W4 P
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6 k9 R) r0 u: g* ETEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ u! z. ~+ o5 \WINNIE:     Me!1 k7 {  j$ h9 x8 c/ K
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) r; G; [( }6 y  C$ H6 kGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. P/ t$ \. Y3 r9 {- S, z2 b
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3 @) X4 z4 m+ p0 D2 ^* U; W1 ^TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 N) O5 L/ R8 a% [# c1 S
MILLIE:          I is..
. Y& Y. o, a# h* }& b. FTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% o4 A; g& ^1 o8 J7 xMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       j/ `5 x' S  u. I  b4 l' A' f
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 n! O' G& F2 }. P- R# \LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: [$ m, r3 S/ vSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 F( f2 B+ }, E# I! Q* ]
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* T. e! \! g1 r8 I6 B! U$ ZCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" G; C2 m5 u; F# iHAROLD:       A teacher 8 C6 O/ }4 q7 i8 f
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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