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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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/ ^5 W4 i% @% D3 x2 E- QTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ W; ?/ y. }* z4 w1 M% m& D
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
C2 J) K! b! |) }' V8 `% {JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.$ M/ x& ?8 E) X+ ?6 e2 k
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n, B- ~$ {! l. `# K+ I' ~. J3 hTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& H* g! N) Y3 l5 U- ?GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( w4 d$ E/ h, |; z8 m0 J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong+ }! f- d* \* K8 T7 R, J4 s0 s
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 {2 Q- B/ s0 U; o4 t+ q0 m5 P. rTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 r1 Q$ x u, K: |+ I0 ~DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
0 P7 k& T( `9 p+ d% j- f h( W8 gTEACHER: What are you talking about?
3 A9 [( U) h) j8 n- T6 _DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.9 Q" m& j3 G5 k1 ^( W
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) S3 b* Y1 Q5 U4 I
WINNIE: Me!# ? h. m: O# s
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: A" {8 M; T0 A+ d+ `: X: \6 o
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 l' ], b; ?/ f; }* I
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) T; `% w1 \) W9 MMILLIE: I is..! f! v3 k+ Z2 N. H8 @: I# Q- X
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 B4 ~: P E- D; n( H1 W. v
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 m3 c9 ^; H. a1 q3 H" D
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, e/ @6 q! s) d @: e
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 r7 j N# @7 C5 @( [2 d4 \
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 o1 U. Y" w& F2 {! a, p2 Q, X
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ G4 d- B6 s: E4 J
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ V% B% T, z9 J) w0 n0 H7 t8 ^
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.) d, @, _3 S/ W0 a8 N: X- L- B2 Y- c
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% W4 `8 |% g4 t% n( o c, M* e
HAROLD: A teacher
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