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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: i) V3 V; J: E
MARIA: Here it is.
5 }3 \) q) X3 n) V, R* @/ _TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * l/ U3 ^+ I5 @5 S% g* C" k1 Z0 o
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( a4 s! x" X" O- |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& |& c9 B- v8 [( b) N) h" \0 }TEACHER: No, that's wrong) H7 A' [. F& ~# G' O' h6 V
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. \* c @4 U: A/ R0 B0 Q3 I
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' o# @4 p, b' W4 C/ \) |! e8 xDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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% o; l" v; n6 o- M* ]" yDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. q: Y% ]5 q( j: O
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.- D, w3 x5 K8 i% }
WINNIE: Me!) K# a1 w- l8 W7 w1 M! Q
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 h7 s: u" y9 V' ~6 K6 A. RGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.# S. x1 e; K3 a0 {& \" r
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. M9 Z# u& ?6 a
MILLIE: I is..
; H: b1 _. ^7 Y6 O8 kTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 s( j4 @2 g- s4 K8 m% F5 t8 {
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! [" ]2 B7 ?# l; \) CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, r+ a h* ]0 U; P [8 K& S& H7 gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 v5 a9 n. R" {) o4 m- zSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ F: u$ \! W* `0 [TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; d6 V; n1 P. Z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( x Q Q$ |$ c/ D4 h
HAROLD: A teacher
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