Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 R2 J2 c- e6 m9 c1 eMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
; F( w2 T  ?" oCLASS:        Maria.
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) d4 v4 |8 O1 B2 G! e5 f) f1 ?2 ITEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ v- _6 i5 Q( [- Q/ ?JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
; r& E" L! b3 [, K2 dGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: G' l4 M+ B* z7 |8 \; L$ cTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
: l- X9 @( I9 }! LTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
! ]* Q1 D' F9 s' [5 aDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
  Z2 b$ e6 B4 `% _- p- V0 @GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 L( T4 e5 s6 ]' d, |* aTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" @" t* C% ?& C& G& TMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, \" J6 F! e8 S! L: L  G, H2 z+ SMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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5 b$ H' C, S; |' a0 ^: _3 }TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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" g3 ^& X# y% hTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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/ d. P/ y+ ]) ]. t, jTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' k8 V- e) R, j, e; ]HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)