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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' N; x) f; z5 M, K) K9 H A7 }! G
MARIA: Here it is.3 f& D% w( H& a2 ?% M$ O- e& N( e
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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& P4 ^0 ~8 `5 _1 }0 O8 CTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; o B" p: p! _$ x' y) T
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." @, O( G; e$ m1 p5 K/ g5 s5 q
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5 e# p" h9 V( I7 u, G' BTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 C' Q L# @+ @6 A+ bGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" o. I3 a3 T) j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 X1 y. C+ Z G8 `2 o" U# N6 P( mGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.0 V+ f7 K/ g" n3 r& l
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* M0 w% i. z, z7 J( P8 F7 {+ b
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.7 {5 B7 [$ l2 i# m8 {$ e' j' W
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 l% a) R5 Z9 H1 ~* a& l" @( ~/ |DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 M6 i' S/ N0 B9 |- b: ^% W, ^ }$ I
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" T+ S( p g$ v+ V: z! v' iGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 n. O6 G1 N5 {
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) M a7 D! u( A+ _3 e, cMILLIE: I is..
" `6 W" }2 s' f. Z# E/ I/ qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', A0 T4 ?9 Q! S/ J
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) ~, |6 a3 Y* R
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% S; k* P2 z* a! r R$ VLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; N- P# v3 H; O2 X* a
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ d- g8 a1 E4 y3 K1 l5 ^SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# o- {0 L2 i# N4 y/ N9 V
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( U) B' W$ ~) y# H* ]5 ]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 Q: C' L5 h3 q; c: J9 c A/ {
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 ]! w- d, h3 d$ J" F2 L, ]! ?TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ G, a5 j1 _3 h4 U5 K
HAROLD: A teacher / S" Q* `' f3 l
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