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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .% F$ K& Y( O/ C/ f: P
MARIA:       Here it is.
( r+ ~8 ~" g" eTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 @/ B- ]9 ]$ ^8 S
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + p2 p9 }4 U7 ]2 q. s, x
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.& A: P) C0 E/ D1 D
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 ?9 p, F) z* A5 C9 `6 m( ~GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 z& y7 p: I% W9 K
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong5 q7 O7 z" Q1 Q" k) ^% p+ S5 Z/ s
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) V3 C( F  ^$ e( S  t6 ?9 G
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- K& x+ n0 \! K$ M6 u! p: x
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
7 ~; M& @( R+ @  C! C# ?: PTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
1 `2 ~( w0 T3 }7 {' N* WDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 \( Z+ v9 |$ f4 A" P) g
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9 }+ u- g  w: C/ X5 x: V" mTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, B; q7 D" n' J; ^$ nWINNIE:     Me!+ ?* B; F- T. e. n) ^3 I
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 I2 B8 L! E  Z' I3 @GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'! a: x6 k# {$ G: n4 I/ D1 w
MILLIE:          I is..1 X8 k' m" \0 @0 X2 g1 i+ u
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, r. i5 J" P" n; {+ TMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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" D# t7 o& t; H- b. \2 UTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- A7 J7 ?" U# y4 k+ }$ p9 x9 l
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   4 L0 m+ L2 J% Q/ o& G* K( c
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# l* t* r. P# o, T$ q$ G" fTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 n9 ^& Z! @9 X# o0 _' [" g2 _& ?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: Y% q( V' f& e9 l7 o. y( x
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" G  v+ ^6 w$ d
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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  m8 {- {2 k! c& L# E! c2 y) V) FTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) G) a0 u1 s! E0 D& e  U
HAROLD:       A teacher + I/ r0 c8 K5 {6 J1 t; r' l
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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