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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ Z, l( t- n6 k* h& n" QTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# E! x" N$ Y; a2 I6 o: \; _
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 ~6 f+ }- V0 N0 aTEACHER: No, that's wrong
, H% v4 v& A( j: d4 I# d: K* lGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
I( `, Z g( o- XDONALD: H I J K L M N O.4 m M* m/ Y) k
TEACHER: What are you talking about?8 R' y0 Q" b" R3 Q. G) k
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 \ K: w2 v& gWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' j, o* T. {2 B9 r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.9 ^! E- _+ n% b* k7 b5 l1 e8 C
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: W( Z9 U3 {9 J0 a3 ~7 g5 UTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. e4 \8 |5 o5 m* L$ Z+ I0 y
MILLIE: I is../ ]2 b& x+ c1 [( F I
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 ~. B3 V+ Z) X; M6 S7 N: F
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' Q- ?/ u m, X& Z) j
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' J6 I& f" E% @6 e* \+ [7 VTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( P# ?& v) o: S- P0 w, R5 ?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , ^1 {5 N) e6 d4 g
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- e# W' C- {" x, Q. KSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, z+ C) h7 U' a1 d; r! W, X
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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0 r2 w [! m. X9 ~$ bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ J3 R' h9 J# f) e' h3 ?
HAROLD: A teacher , O6 e1 e- m0 G8 `% _" n* a
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