Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 A! b6 `5 b; r+ ?' o! ]" q/ dJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& x! h$ u  z" @1 ^2 lGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ p& a, w% I' x" t, qTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
' r7 i9 X" Z) X; n2 m9 `4 lGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& T0 ^$ E$ A$ Y; o0 |1 N) CTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
8 r& X% }' W1 r; CTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
2 J8 r& ]8 c6 O4 WDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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, I* W+ }$ T) d6 N/ hTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 ?, f! S7 t9 b: N7 tGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ g/ x. `3 G. t# @4 m3 P: `/ n& ^6 Z* STEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 R* C* F: b" E- A, [" v6 }7 RMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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4 S- |/ \  }# VTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) x; w& D# T# Y) t1 N- Q* ]3 ?LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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1 ], H4 ?5 c. |$ O( Y" H7 N* o  @' XTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 @  T( m  r* |' A4 V: ICLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)