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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- P( Z1 R, L* a+ h( ~% NMARIA: Here it is.
+ C, L+ I: Q6 }/ U* TTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
1 t* E: E8 c+ p& S% iCLASS: Maria.
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- [& m! K( n# [9 FTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! X2 m) Q/ t1 m& L% c
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.! J, o7 j( o0 ` U7 F
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4 ]9 p, L; v' {& g9 TTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') V2 g5 k1 D' L& U. b
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; g$ U5 R: x* T, @0 @0 R9 J1 b' `
TEACHER: No, that's wrong: b' M% z# i" w+ ~
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: N$ v% s, t0 `- n1 \
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# b4 B5 L# O4 gTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 ~/ d# o3 A5 f- l4 ~; R
DONALD: H I J K L M N O." r3 W& R2 d; i* c% ^: T9 M* u0 `
TEACHER: What are you talking about?2 s$ w( P& p X
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; d+ d }+ u& X# ^3 i% c+ b3 W c0 p
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& A4 {/ W" C$ g! Q
WINNIE: Me!
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f2 A/ h, f, ]& ~3 z$ Q9 CTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 J# U; {! G! j1 n7 q/ A
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 f, Z7 G- d7 N( t
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 j$ q4 E8 T* _0 W, b. V; gMILLIE: I is.." H, M( ^0 c! l0 S9 u- K5 D1 h
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 A7 N% a. O4 [0 V% T/ @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / J: A" d0 ]! f: C+ W
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9 K6 E b9 Z5 n' |TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( ]* N7 Q; r4 C) O
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ ]# b! G$ M- ]. G' STEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, [+ J2 I0 R0 f; h; CSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 w) B: o' o. Y0 i
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, ?; X. k# `5 M# X1 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; c8 X5 g2 O/ j+ lCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ }9 G) s' {" C
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 _* m. A% }, o' _8 {4 S4 p
HAROLD: A teacher
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