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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .1 N" B1 l) X0 L! H1 C
MARIA: Here it is.7 R" e0 N4 E, U0 P8 m
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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0 t" ?6 K9 ~" C! H! y( }! g+ a OTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" c- H5 r' B8 p" y( {GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. v& ^+ ~' X" }/ k
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ {' ~" @2 i) |& E8 hGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# {# O5 D. ]! k* y2 T! _
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5 |" }8 G( s. a8 I$ L/ y9 }* @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? D& C2 n" \ U; m' m
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! N, p: Y E* H2 n, k
TEACHER: What are you talking about?, D3 m; f; R% r) f# u' Q0 `
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! T! j0 ?4 {" f' ]+ d& Y
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ I' B, {4 c( { g# vWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 U8 \# z8 L- [5 w) S3 q; M! ]GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., r t8 d. E0 u1 o% L
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6 \2 @, z+ v8 N6 r! R3 gTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ r7 @- @/ Q6 H" s. s1 ]MILLIE: I is..9 t6 \* W$ B- U% t q- V. }$ c
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! `' t9 r, |/ w( Y8 m* V" RMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 e+ `0 \* \) f4 d# K2 L- W/ j: b
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& w6 }, L9 E8 c& R3 ~7 f
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " a7 R5 O: O% x$ _9 _" x
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; S0 S& a: e- Y0 A& JSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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L: k0 M' j, F4 D5 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 X0 z `5 m7 c% T3 Q
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.6 Q+ @# l2 t; \, s2 r( u8 e- P( H) Z
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 x7 B$ [4 i3 f! J2 D: z# {6 d
HAROLD: A teacher ! c+ e0 u" z, F( [
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