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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 D  }4 R: ^: E0 W! g
MARIA:       Here it is.
& r; |/ ^$ T. ?4 ]0 d* q: GTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  s2 ~4 D# v2 G/ @8 k
CLASS:        Maria.+ ^: j4 Q, H1 W; z0 O" H$ T% H
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+ [# p" k* _9 ]: i- `6 c: m1 OTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 u5 T# M0 m6 f6 H3 X! w* |& n$ vJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.+ k/ R* t# h3 U
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ g7 Z9 [4 \+ z  x7 [+ e
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 R; p3 {" F6 k" Y8 F" o0 y
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
' h! Y2 o; N! Z1 j; CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." k- p0 ~2 d2 P2 d; ?* R7 E
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' m9 o/ i+ x/ w4 ]5 r% cDONALD:     H I J K L M N O., L( p$ ?$ z$ L  D. s2 V
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?. J5 E' L& I3 X0 u0 z! _' ]
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. w) L& s0 Z0 c! t, V7 BWINNIE:     Me!( B; }/ k( O0 j" z! _
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' Y' X0 B3 |- W
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.+ q' U4 I) E$ n2 j; _, H3 G
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0 d! I" _2 w8 |' l+ S2 {TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'  @6 J0 o) X- s. b* Y
MILLIE:          I is..
5 t" L6 t) t5 K, z) @$ iTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ _6 v* O+ }$ u$ o: T# r. T- }
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 g- ]. b% F5 Q0 Z& k4 R5 Y6 k
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   & Q- @+ l' U4 d, c1 N8 j# w! ^
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1 \# G- v0 g; l3 pTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" ~- a; o. W$ n0 b- ^2 g0 s& nSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" A! V; _7 c* J1 v- CTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! d7 K' A- r, }  U$ r( u1 ?# f) ]5 e
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.# p1 k6 D+ |1 z# A" ^7 G( U
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2 J' N: v$ [! w" d- L% V+ V- _4 oTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  f( d- a2 ?  d4 F8 S4 C3 YHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........+ l  t7 R$ l/ V) d# @) W
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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