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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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) m9 c/ F" z% V' M; oTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 \- {# j" J4 n- K0 X ?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 N: m: P! U7 I6 C9 @) r
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0 h% ^4 P3 Q. v4 X' h, {TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ i/ v h) B5 V6 L3 j6 f
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 Y8 A' [$ V+ c& J. d
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! X; ~8 G# Q) A6 [0 w4 D4 {: ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' g7 M r. {3 QDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
& ], Z, x3 ^8 XTEACHER: What are you talking about?5 E# _) x, D; G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ N/ d1 w- I5 O5 d. w; r2 K3 S3 p7 R9 {3 A
WINNIE: Me!: e. Y) i/ ^. c0 C, J' I2 O
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* o8 m0 B6 u% |# x" V1 v! }TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- b- U+ S' P7 x2 H/ W; U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 k* y; j6 Y8 z* o
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7 W8 d4 _7 ]* lTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 {1 }; }( ^5 `; w9 B/ V' ?
MILLIE: I is..0 g. K0 r" H1 m
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" E1 D& V+ X2 Y* E3 v
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 D, Z+ q! Q4 V5 }/ x( q1 wLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! T& }# {" B. A0 c, @
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' o4 }( F( K( X* oTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( a- |) G$ E7 ~0 X, t& a
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 R) A) H" V, D* M- T- f, V
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5 N/ R' c; m( Q/ S7 L YTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 W* ?4 d O( x
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' p6 a- I R2 M
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' Z i8 r& X/ @* ?0 WHAROLD: A teacher 4 Z) D9 E6 o' `* \( i Q; i
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