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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ i$ ?2 {) m4 \' EMARIA: Here it is. B; k7 N% ~& K, k( k
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ e( G; L; n: X. i1 g) N# J" CTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& P& C' ~* g# B+ s' ]- S( g1 ^% VJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 R! B' ^$ e; L" R" Q! {GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 _3 L8 I9 a- w$ R2 u, hTEACHER: No, that's wrong
! D8 B3 k+ E) wGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 J+ H3 D# A5 ?0 b% ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ _2 n& y1 J3 bDONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 ~/ r, T1 c* @* {5 }
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
( P: a% P3 G8 s' wDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O." g% {) t, A- b l& W" T3 L
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# U% r, L& W2 {, \% ^0 vWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ Z- J8 Q5 T+ S5 x" o7 a0 l
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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S+ @; a# c Z, c3 UTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, j, l6 o. g# D1 l! vMILLIE: I is.." x6 Z9 v' T/ y2 y+ N+ ]
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
/ ~9 ^4 E( |) ~, p) J5 rMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( Q1 z w: N' x1 }/ OLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ O! {. h- g2 v% jTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; x" ?, Y. Y) ?: z2 |: W i
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 P) F- `: A! r$ E
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( I n4 S' }% A" u' y/ j) nTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 Q( S' G2 w& f( V7 I1 } m3 R" p5 s2 dCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 \( x) f a) K* T8 ^
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 s% \( m" `3 g! s# @
HAROLD: A teacher
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