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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 L+ Y1 z! S- B- e2 xMARIA:       Here it is.) i# ^! ~2 X2 `9 [. L$ ~+ X
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?/ s& {  z' n- D  |6 t
CLASS:        Maria.% J' q6 W& D  c2 d
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : s0 I/ j; y2 i
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.. w- c' Z& g/ E+ F* ?6 \1 I# O
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1 W6 @4 i5 r2 {1 O; O2 X: \TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; `; E: t& ^- f# l; @1 v& ?
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: [0 w0 K/ V0 i7 D1 xTEACHER:  No, that's wrong' }& Q6 J1 Q/ n
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 G  G0 Y2 ~3 t4 l% jTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ ^! e: e/ q, L! A! ^4 p+ Y
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.: C% ?7 F% g  f# V/ J- B4 T
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?. h5 E2 @' D# p, [0 t1 v
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) s; [$ N' A$ m, Z4 UWINNIE:     Me!
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1 Z. m, Y) y, ]& I( c4 _TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 X& y% s$ j/ B  E5 [GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  b1 g5 N9 P& {: w* J; V7 @3 D% k1 }+ T
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 I7 r) t# N% l8 H. U* |# z
MILLIE:          I is..
) a+ l& g& ~/ W7 u: Y" MTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 x& d: O3 \1 Y9 J  a
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     9 H2 a$ n9 {4 w6 c! _
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 i( p! K% p' p4 S0 c" D
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.     n7 P7 Y# q! O9 z4 Y! \$ C* n
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; \% N* D& z  ^2 gSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ c8 ]6 m2 j& X) J3 Z! C
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# i2 z/ j& D4 F2 F! eTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ \6 F: X  F1 a% i* F8 X9 i/ M3 cCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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1 t/ G" p% i3 b# o! e+ q( j+ tTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. _, Z% \! E5 Z9 a
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........) v; F; M3 O: J9 P
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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