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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" A8 p; w0 ^4 M! Z3 Y2 p8 a( gMARIA:       Here it is.+ F6 Z" ?5 w* r. T* ]4 i0 H
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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( E8 S% C4 X6 f0 G; ^' XTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & w4 x/ q# D5 [. r
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.8 z) Q$ P  i. A! ^
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+ h' L: K& E1 s% ]8 rTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ ]# U  A7 I3 Q' @: K0 T& [; yGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 h/ R1 l, ?: b* rTEACHER:  No, that's wrong8 D& h6 {4 n* l2 a" ^( s) e$ `
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* }+ \7 D6 h$ Z# pTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 r* _5 g: `- V' |: e, J. P
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
; o' a$ w  [1 B- ?8 t, x% hTEACHER:  What are you talking about?  m7 x' M9 f; x$ I7 b7 j" T% t
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. u8 Y2 L* ^' f: T. rTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 x. m, {; E8 M6 K
WINNIE:     Me!' a0 B3 d; A, ]6 V/ M
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3 X/ }+ q+ w2 ]! Q- ~4 Q# j3 L# GTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ a, `3 H" B3 p5 `4 _
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 g' v- d/ J( m- R' QTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 h* O9 n$ ], bMILLIE:          I is..
) y: Q8 k9 B# oTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ y$ k4 X7 T) M$ I; }; EMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ) j9 M9 c# a% B' T
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5 m* p) I  J% Y% n; ~: lTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 q) k& h. }2 g
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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" l% [/ @* w' A6 F: @& e+ wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  j, v( Y; s7 p; ~+ nSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) R1 M$ S/ x0 ]7 @2 A7 bTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?# J$ v; \- ^, g; m$ m- l
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.1 g. Q0 s( n' Y) D6 c
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 |/ G% d8 J% G" iHAROLD:       A teacher % o. {& Z, e$ p$ r% z

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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