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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
$ i: \- T0 k1 k9 E1 Y* [: @7 K8 SMARIA:       Here it is.! ^5 S" M9 d1 X
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* T. W, O3 O' j6 I3 a
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: W0 X# a, H; [TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
  @8 R, f' u; |) {4 O6 NJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables./ j: ^+ }9 z9 e
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& O: I9 ?* k" P0 P6 Q$ Q, }+ x. y
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: I" P& s( T  ZTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
( @" ]* ^; h& ^" DGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 _/ b- V+ F' T* r/ {0 i, lTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ [; O3 t0 Y% SDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
( J1 w$ W  V6 ]% A+ kTEACHER:  What are you talking about?! q3 ^" r3 V; p+ h' |8 C4 r
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.) y' }( U( u+ m! L
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' G2 C2 M; q% vWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; c  P2 W: r$ @; y: HGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) L  h5 y* M) p, Q' _* j+ v& bTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" N0 R5 U# ^) b% H1 K
MILLIE:          I is..) L" q% }# F. g4 T- f
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 N0 V6 w3 a! g4 l7 GMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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; _: y+ G# Q3 MTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 E. N) t& Z0 g3 x. M4 rLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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% z& _) B% K3 B: {$ v& w# z4 a$ GTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ J0 |* H* V" NSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 @' p  B- S+ b$ ?8 D2 L
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 u* n, f6 T  }$ a' \+ W
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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4 N9 [. F/ x$ y6 _: ~" QTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, F1 B: \6 [# aHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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