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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .; Y* k' |: C" {3 b( U( H* G* B( y, v
MARIA:       Here it is.
& g, H  h9 y! r) u) `1 ?1 M2 bTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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% A; o8 W3 T: r% t! F! OTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! B' Q( A, D% u  R0 L  p/ CJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.3 P6 @" c0 i$ v0 {8 u  C
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' S; l# @: I% b. J) v4 u% U. _TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'3 g' U) P& e1 Y: A8 b" S  a! B/ {( o
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 I3 a& Z9 a# [1 P1 H
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
, O7 K& l% z. J& r) z) h8 CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! N! x( ~$ b/ \! ]* uTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- c! C  M  Z* F) N0 zDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 S- H( r& u3 N  kTEACHER:  What are you talking about?% C/ B; c" k# j
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.% i# T; I6 o4 e- z$ Q
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! U, S( F6 M1 n- \# s8 P. H; x; J3 SWINNIE:     Me!9 |$ i5 U) H8 q
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, n! ]1 Q$ C; W/ [2 @% j7 u0 GGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 @# q3 h% Z7 L$ \) F
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ H9 G  r# F( G' |$ pMILLIE:          I is..' X' _. c; ]* s# o2 q$ J" C- s6 p+ _
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ h5 A- G! w+ y# }- k+ }) G9 [MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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/ d: G: i1 U; E* }- U6 uTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 v, J3 z+ J& R8 I( ~
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   . d$ |1 d9 L; H8 a0 ~
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8 |0 I! M+ V# \2 ZTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?2 D* O, b/ s4 A1 `5 X2 C
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 _$ v8 F+ s* F6 I# ^4 ]
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* V( p. n- m5 T! g. i4 [; }: b+ jTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 M8 I% {; N" u( p" rCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 A) r" r6 T' e  Z+ i/ f: _HAROLD:       A teacher - m% C+ P" o4 P# Z+ {% [+ \5 J

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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