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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* l' [: ^2 ]3 O" }/ iMARIA:       Here it is.* g2 r2 N& N( i/ b3 l
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, r4 a' v- s4 {" y: N
CLASS:        Maria.
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% L* I1 [* z4 r- Z  cTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* c/ X  U& X; D: i6 f, R; t1 GJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.' g0 {1 D) v7 P9 n, i
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'. N" y  G, v" U6 W
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- q+ I' J/ y- @+ X$ TTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
5 ^4 W- W( s1 P( b& uGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 m' V) j) H5 }% {' X5 R5 ^
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 y& R5 M& c( kTEACHER:  What are you talking about?, t) I- _; p. c( O: l5 u0 ^! Z) J7 j
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.* J5 ^* q9 _9 _1 S
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3 v. s1 f6 s* M$ a' G# TTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& Z+ Q: |: j+ H$ G
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* i* b! C  |# x0 G& l0 |7 i7 ^GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 V1 R% o* K* e) i' @
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0 h4 ]: Q1 v  ?2 hTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 A' E2 A# S1 ^8 xMILLIE:          I is..
: _( J, ?3 a: W& p3 N; RTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') Z& X+ W+ p3 {
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ _4 T6 D, Q9 \$ l; |! Q: p
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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; A. T$ e$ m! B; D! B  V# i7 _TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% O' G4 m5 N) ?/ bSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 b/ i$ A8 W1 I# I% \
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.+ ]/ q; v% y6 _% X0 x1 v
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# W$ W3 g+ t' p$ M3 t3 cHAROLD:       A teacher # |9 ^$ a% W5 h1 M
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........; w9 s+ U9 O, w7 M
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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