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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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7 J8 V1 o9 J0 W: DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: J- Q' H4 p1 h- G+ G9 h
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+ Y* o F% p* W# U7 LTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! f4 j) S4 l9 `$ g3 q# wJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 w. c- V# N# N2 L H* r
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* z% f, ^# D/ t/ R2 I/ f5 qGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 f8 x/ r2 J& ] G# U# M5 M. \TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& h# {0 p0 R& f& ^/ H6 B" m1 hGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& n' j- U* A& I$ v! H
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?! O1 h) o8 y7 r7 a8 d
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.: s6 G3 G7 G! h/ H5 j7 ?6 `
TEACHER: What are you talking about?, z0 y7 s' ^8 a# V! w/ ^
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 O6 b/ {/ m% [! x4 mTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 z" g/ w- P+ G Z5 z+ l
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 `' d9 i4 V0 r: E0 X' A, b
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* E" K/ V+ D( e I9 A& y! v
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# J# m! |: S) E l. Q# e' d8 n9 |# ^- ITEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* {" I* H6 \; r# U5 a, q/ P) hMILLIE: I is.. J+ T' W" ?2 E* o# y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) r( V/ l) [8 TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 \$ l( }; l# L; x: i* fLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / C U3 G0 y, L! K8 R l0 X
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; x- i2 L' P2 Y# O9 X6 L! JSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ _# s3 i! a& f1 \! k" C
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 g! L& p( Z' I- }7 x1 m: B
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ K% [" J5 h% L( M3 Y' _
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4 |# ]$ U Y' O6 ]TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?9 U' L. S! v9 y* R; y
HAROLD: A teacher
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