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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& t( Z3 J1 r; g5 }4 KMARIA: Here it is.
- p# F7 ~& f+ T7 [' CTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # o- F+ B3 I/ j9 I# R. T" m3 D
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 h' a4 p: V4 c0 G9 x" ^5 i6 x' N
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% Z& y- s+ b9 S% y5 C+ f5 Y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& }) ~6 S. O; I! u/ v# T6 m! h7 J/ zTEACHER: No, that's wrong
# D0 F- l1 r- vGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 R- G& Q, O2 K0 C3 }9 n2 G
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?0 \4 w: {3 H! A% O
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 F2 E1 U8 _- J% C. M9 \! L* GTEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 a% x6 Q' E! i% ?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: y/ I, ^; F$ w S2 Z. D7 yTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" ?( ]. H) L6 a3 y4 g- S7 RWINNIE: Me!. A1 R9 F$ `) p
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$ r8 M- Q/ X" y+ wTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# q& {* P4 Y6 i4 t% B" P- f% \GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( w& W7 C) J+ mTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': w9 q& E) a' p2 d6 Y. ~/ w+ }
MILLIE: I is..
7 c' O; i( C; [: GTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'( W" u. F* S1 |, h# w+ M; a
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 y% }8 y8 e9 E: O, e2 S
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/ s: {" e6 X F0 T5 I3 u- U/ ATEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) D, F- D- B2 T% ^LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ \6 S ?/ I( f# G' L9 f$ e
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* j6 x' y2 e! }0 t0 ETEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* P: {, K4 N9 a, H x+ O. kCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: C; p' |: [, ]1 E. N: S) V4 a) g
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 h: N; d& h& K# A
HAROLD: A teacher " D& t% N5 T; Q5 r: K) C1 X
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