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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 v- Q% N# K3 j9 @( U2 yMARIA:       Here it is.
- y2 d- K3 E! U( O" u; X  WTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 k# k$ z- d; u6 X! M" [; I+ D/ `' HTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # g9 f6 Z6 n: [$ R( b
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ Z, l( t- n6 k* h& n" QTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# E! x" N$ Y; a2 I6 o: \; _
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 ~6 f+ }- V0 N0 aTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
, H% v4 v& A( j: d4 I# d: K* lGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  I( `, Z  g( o- XDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.4 m  M* m/ Y) k
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?8 R' y0 Q" b" R3 Q. G) k
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 \  K: w2 v& gWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' j, o* T. {2 B9 r
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.9 ^! E- _+ n% b* k7 b5 l1 e8 C
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: W( Z9 U3 {9 J0 a3 ~7 g5 UTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. e4 \8 |5 o5 m* L$ Z+ I0 y
MILLIE:          I is../ ]2 b& x+ c1 [( F  I
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 ~. B3 V+ Z) X; M6 S7 N: F
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       Q- ?/ u  m, X& Z) j
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' J6 I& f" E% @6 e* \+ [7 VTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( P# ?& v) o: S- P0 w, R5 ?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   , ^1 {5 N) e6 d4 g
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- e# W' C- {" x, Q. KSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, z+ C) h7 U' a1 d; r! W, X
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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0 r2 w  [! m. X9 ~$ bTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ J3 R' h9 J# f) e' h3 ?
HAROLD:       A teacher , O6 e1 e- m0 G8 `% _" n* a

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........! @) s# d) X8 N4 a' j% i/ Y. l: s
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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