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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 w& ~7 m: t6 W; ]MARIA: Here it is.7 P3 y. F3 b: [- V+ o/ S. j3 ?
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? O; G8 [5 N$ I2 x9 v
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' `' j! `' q' C3 k
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 `3 f9 q2 K. ?% ]; j" m
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2 X8 j. T% H% g( n+ p; Z: KTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( ^* q; _) d; ]; X4 T6 SGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* p% _% `+ b" bTEACHER: No, that's wrong
: ~7 H4 _ g- m, h( EGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& m7 J7 j% w5 m/ e) OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 [1 g6 n/ [) S2 m6 gDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- O* f1 x, }/ D8 _" {TEACHER: What are you talking about?. |, U8 N x* |' C. v* k5 F1 X7 w' [
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.% ]9 Y& t8 @$ ]: m3 G
WINNIE: Me!
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& B8 e, s9 J6 J* T/ uTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 D1 W! X' a* z2 P" \GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 Q! |$ [* ^5 g# G/ z0 ATEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! B4 g5 x5 I* {3 J, u5 r( Q7 uMILLIE: I is..
! ~4 x) }. s- STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# c- }6 J6 m/ b3 p
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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1 y& H' M& X9 n8 b/ ZTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- M8 d) T8 T1 \3 p3 n9 F& b/ t) O! b
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / e( ^$ D4 f5 j( S4 d n
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4 {* V M: a) x3 c5 B6 ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, M0 B; D+ }( s' DSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 x/ g1 l; G1 Z4 F" T/ f' h. w
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 X' J( R4 s) D( r P5 `! s& XCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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7 D, i ?, E5 `* M& v! l7 _TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! ?- u2 K; E/ X
HAROLD: A teacher & ^0 o0 X! {! o$ r
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