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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 r' |% }/ e. j* p+ e
CLASS: Maria.
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( i1 C( K9 j) _, w: @- U+ A0 aTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 d+ E# ?% S3 i; J, F* n7 A" |
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& [# S! L& k6 l3 F2 o& \7 D8 uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: ?6 y6 N v' |6 v9 F! a* o8 q) v* H2 MTEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 _8 v# c' Q) f7 s3 T) ]1 NGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ L6 I. X5 h3 ^2 V% u" p5 m
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8 N: D5 O& z( [: BTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?$ {3 M+ u* H9 }( M4 q
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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$ D& V1 o7 p2 K5 X. d( o3 nDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; D% F# f, o* |' [* B9 d8 JTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.% U- X) a2 L2 k: R/ ^3 C, |
WINNIE: Me!; m3 [# T+ ] P$ m' }
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9 {! D6 R. r- [, W3 O `, OTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ h0 }1 P8 t. X7 j$ L4 y n, DGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( }; {& ]3 [" o8 Z0 c4 FMILLIE: I is..' S) P t$ C0 A+ W8 [3 \
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 U7 r' ?" d1 A% B* K. p7 n }
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 u9 E- U" L0 [/ b3 \9 f: T
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- \6 g7 e+ d- R1 a
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' T ~& \: B& P. z- Y, c4 M' XSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) D: |0 r" f2 V7 F
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2 o$ v+ h. a( P7 k! m X% Z P& ~* pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 d4 l9 n5 s! V3 U: H
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.# d( h6 a( E# T1 V8 _; U% T
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( P" P R8 |. p- L6 `6 D" iTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 {/ U, i1 t4 K1 [2 ]4 A4 MHAROLD: A teacher
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