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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& e4 D+ ?' n5 E5 o5 v
MARIA: Here it is.
, O/ t9 x+ E0 I+ D3 STEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
- G8 N6 K. Y# E; \0 YCLASS: Maria.
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( p& r' @- Q( P1 _2 d, s8 yTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ b& q7 S/ z3 @8 w+ k4 K4 eJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" \) x# j, u2 T( d& L U2 z: \% M8 q0 ^TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" c* o, t* a+ vGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 k) Z. Z9 _6 U
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
- S' R- r! J" B* W; V: V4 i3 UGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! m; r7 i3 Y; P6 S" f# uDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) D- y' k' F J+ w" c8 d
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# z9 R4 h+ J9 {4 W
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% U4 d9 `' l" l% o) rGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( O6 ]/ S* ?/ `/ s1 Z* X+ `TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" ^: {9 h3 R& c( }MILLIE: I is..
# f" w$ l+ V6 P3 ]4 E. nTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 b& C, g6 z8 w# w6 k1 h4 t1 t8 N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ' f3 L3 d. \6 N2 w' G# i5 H* {
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?; F1 v4 H5 f+ e
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 W; S8 {. m2 ?9 n5 rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 v& o& K+ P, b
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& \: `3 N/ j) d$ {
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' I$ S( ~$ c/ l: R1 w8 Q8 T& q; hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 b$ Z5 t9 u: T1 {; V
HAROLD: A teacher
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