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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 f* b; S% ?# h& o$ ~& u; X/ o' m
MARIA: Here it is.! _: y( ~* |, P K9 L0 ^
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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I, e" C. g4 k% e& D8 q/ M+ E, \* w! hTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & z0 m. L! L$ z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 t0 [! p/ S3 a. Q1 U9 v+ v8 J
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ [6 k; Q; \/ [% j# g
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 s2 r$ p0 W+ x! LTEACHER: No, that's wrong
) q: h! }" E! {' I- t. x! rGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 F/ F% k# n5 }: j d
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ @7 `, V k7 YDONALD: H I J K L M N O.- ?, w: \+ {$ i9 ^2 M4 w
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 i) T8 N l* vDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 e, F4 @: n) I; z8 |, d4 O
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' u) K. {) E: E5 }; t
WINNIE: Me!) |1 @/ ?+ c# B' z/ j& S
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?" U3 F% Z3 b; w& ?; ^0 C
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 w; o/ t5 `" u9 i# G$ ~
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 I5 c' [+ s# K' L+ l* BMILLIE: I is..
" F) Y _2 s, o! E/ E: t( d( p, G; ]4 NTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'9 U( k+ D1 j( v9 b# G+ ~" j- y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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& U' L& D2 \1 I! Z( i0 v5 ]6 ITEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ R3 _# @7 ^. FLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " ^+ c9 T/ M& G4 J+ d
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. z4 C* m% P1 E2 tTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ N# Y7 _% C5 }* b" dSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ E/ {+ g- ?& L2 s& r$ s8 [7 t
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 s- f4 g! k9 s4 m! Q
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 {! k( b7 V8 J2 SHAROLD: A teacher ( o- I% i! K/ O+ m+ C3 W
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