Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- T/ R" h+ s% i/ PMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ y4 L, G8 T7 y8 Z1 q+ S0 z; wTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 ^4 T: D8 w, a1 d' s8 p( ?7 }3 @TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
8 F# @, i7 H9 BGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; N- \+ K* N0 B$ P! ]# j: S1 z# mTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
7 X% k4 Y, q$ h. v- c2 HDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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4 S; A7 T4 ~' w4 \+ Z& A) ITEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, W& d9 Z+ Z5 E! D6 Y6 ?  H1 L6 X- K3 Q8 aGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ e2 h; ]! @2 R5 JMILLIE:          I is..
1 a  W# O: O. P* }; E/ ETEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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" i: ?+ c# T9 t& u: `' a/ ?TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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( j% T' L. @' v+ i2 ]" ?) PTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 M) ]4 X4 ^  }8 U) iSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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1 v2 ]9 b3 |3 K5 [TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)