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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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CLASS: Maria.
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) M( Q7 G8 z7 C0 UTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - w8 k2 }5 i/ g% f0 }" _$ x4 }9 i
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& A3 i8 J, B( D7 T6 vTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ C2 x3 |, k7 z+ QGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" p) `2 F/ v: C3 Z) F& n2 r t4 RTEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 b+ [2 a5 a5 L, aGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ e6 G( s! a2 l5 O0 |2 Q! qDONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 o% O( |% w, _5 j/ l! u5 D
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
- r$ c9 F2 w4 M# KDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' v, c+ J( h C7 t) q: z' uTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 k2 A5 K9 b: rWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ g0 a+ W- u! C7 zGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. K9 ^8 l% |$ B0 N1 xTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% k+ d# V1 J3 F0 H9 P& q
MILLIE: I is..
) O9 r# [6 o0 ?1 c1 b# e& Q: dTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" K [( P3 P' f/ F' h; \& i. G/ p
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?$ R% b0 ~ R( V
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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6 ^6 ?7 ]( n+ h. ZTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 Q* S6 Q. ~' ~- @( M, l& z' qSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# Y/ b ]! A1 Z8 r% r1 ]3 x' fTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# }' e+ g, d: Y' l& X) ZCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: o, s6 Z+ H( m: g0 U) m
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 `! E0 X+ Z+ }
HAROLD: A teacher % L# t9 ?! u7 t6 w/ ~3 D7 X
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