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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
" |" P6 y2 v2 x, tCLASS: Maria.
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1 Y5 @4 b: ^8 s# wTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# Z6 `2 O' p2 H9 ~# `% K$ aJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- \( P* V: q% nTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( ^+ I1 ^' H3 WGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% S( f* \8 ]1 @& yTEACHER: No, that's wrong
% w( w: L9 K& L N; PGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 m: R2 F. F+ H3 X0 iTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 G! B7 u) w7 N, s7 X8 l$ x% x2 h# N. a
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 w. Y: O1 B3 f, ?8 F0 L
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
s8 w" h# a; Q5 B( t) B* x- fWINNIE: Me!
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- a$ B! {% Y- U' I) kTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- P" ~' W" ^ r5 l6 C( R* _' c
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. U' ~; B3 o& I: R% B& \MILLIE: I is..
5 p: d9 _: k/ [! L qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ M" g1 u' N' ^4 L3 d/ a0 b4 u/ T
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" P: }' @! F. R# L
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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1 w9 M- A0 K+ ]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?% @; [% n# }1 c$ t+ m) B
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 J" ] \' i O+ T* D& \" V" dTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 _* _& O! Q8 e r' @% V6 zCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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, B7 ^( q8 @9 ~! ~TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 S |, Z+ o7 a$ t- i
HAROLD: A teacher + m# ]; q! U3 Q/ D: A
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