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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 k4 z& l. ~4 [6 q
MARIA: Here it is.+ N$ | Y4 \$ g+ g: m. w
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* r, ^1 Y6 Y' D, H# O
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# [ ^: G" ~/ Y& v- P" s. C nJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 E7 E l1 \6 i* e+ }$ E, q
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" O$ V; ]3 k" F8 g! X/ v0 FTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- L9 }, l- u9 ]4 `GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" V f$ Q0 n/ E- z$ k
TEACHER: No, that's wrong: R0 r$ n# P) T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) T# q" e) B9 }$ }2 Y) F
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. h9 T, v1 q3 D$ tTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 G! ~+ Q ]/ k' k2 r( t
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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5 o" N$ Z1 j8 z9 c2 B& |9 n# hDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' U( l: T( E6 c( f( j! Z% _& r
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& U0 b3 z8 M8 W6 e3 DWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* B/ I, T4 s2 [' y- L
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 M! Z% e! `3 a5 D7 v6 T$ tTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" d; w" R) \! o0 ]& p
MILLIE: I is..
/ _: B: j1 \- W5 fTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: W# f$ {/ l- |/ H4 s+ M6 ]MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 n2 Y5 E V# D/ s/ y) O+ L2 \
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 R: P& |/ z; u7 [+ F% BLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! Y( V3 t" c/ I3 f$ ]6 _2 c5 kSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ Q% L% }9 W' F; v2 d" U' U
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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