Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 a- U! j2 `" m5 ~7 G: m# vMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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; Y" j, T% R6 r3 @1 h) ?0 _TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 j  |) C9 J  cGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( f# _& l# v* {% y2 LTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
' d* u9 P& N' j9 bGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* V! k, Z  [2 Y* H7 wTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
0 r+ Z- x+ V% v4 k7 B) ^DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ L9 b+ }; D$ U* Y0 yTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 P4 R' _) |0 V6 y- JGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, `6 ~( Y$ L/ b1 M4 b  r) yTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
  s# f* P0 g5 l  [) j7 f0 JMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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4 o- J/ H$ E5 R3 m' {8 W4 {( `9 |TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" Y0 ?  i  g: {0 L8 O/ ?, NLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: L4 f8 a# h  [4 l" ISIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 {2 K% _2 _0 I6 T$ PTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 [( Q  V9 a! I% N: B  CCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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; p9 y. j/ }5 X4 M& [+ }TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- O% X% A! ?5 s: Y* r/ R# K) _HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)