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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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' J) {' W( c3 X7 r, T1 A+ ZTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
+ S6 x* G9 a, p9 t! O- XCLASS: Maria.
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4 V$ t4 O3 h( K" f3 nTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! e* j" [/ {, pJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 |: d* s$ x9 p i6 }; ~* {
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 i/ M) j# y8 T3 e8 s5 Y! f( Y" o4 x
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 `9 p, S) w7 S) hTEACHER: No, that's wrong
! \% J% P, O. T% kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., D$ e4 |$ Q7 j
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, M& p$ j! V# E, `! T+ [% H! v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( ?4 V4 M" {* sTEACHER: What are you talking about?
Q, C) p; I4 HDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# P% E+ p* V; b& h6 i! {
WINNIE: Me!
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" t! O- |" j1 j4 H5 Z/ b3 j5 S+ k* cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' G% s& g) }4 n( j, p; V) j9 HGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. F8 N' V) P) N/ ]2 x* T
MILLIE: I is..' ]3 Z8 J1 C5 B2 d8 C
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') Q; K2 b$ Y' i# L$ D
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' " ` W' v6 E0 l3 }) u) U( x
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, M- w7 L* V0 C4 J$ X, F: OTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% O5 G% I3 ~, H# \# ] M( h. i
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 C6 Q! `5 e: j, [ Z2 ]
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 t5 O2 s" ~4 o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ d* U$ I# j& l$ J! [& KCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" | J$ p: d/ jHAROLD: A teacher
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