Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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, D  Q  a" }/ [7 yTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( a& P: W! g2 p( B- y% @JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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# S5 l2 }' Y& ]: F$ fTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ s7 X" I4 R5 `% E; c* ~GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) Y4 B4 G& y6 |+ `$ @0 cTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
+ H. b4 n5 t  a1 a; UGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: V7 ~( X- @; v& e( Y( o; rTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
- \$ B: R1 Q. j6 CTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
' `. w8 }3 D' ^. h, S! _% H( xDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
  H9 {$ h& `; S4 VWINNIE:     Me!
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# t  u8 {! B- xTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! d! h. L* `5 U: f; lGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
; `1 h, _! D9 w+ tTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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+ C1 O3 A: T8 ^; P2 |- ]TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 p# T) C9 v0 w- a* l4 _0 b7 a4 A: NLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)