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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
8 s3 Q8 T O5 ~MARIA: Here it is.
, \5 K ?2 U" Y& R9 m: ~TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- [+ o7 c/ u6 I a' XTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ I/ c5 i. ?. B% K' [JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ j4 U/ u% y, W9 X6 n/ e0 g
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 _+ T, C) l$ d. G2 G k- k) Z
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ G: M3 m, p, @
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! N) q9 T9 U) e6 L3 F
TEACHER: What are you talking about?; a5 L) P4 P; R" I4 c v
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 L2 }- p% y3 L Q1 c9 V
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" F+ Q1 @% |* q5 [; |+ l0 u, |! tTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 H- A! [+ X: |1 c. |: L! k9 CWINNIE: Me!
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! h) X' l( s2 x9 l4 OTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
f ]2 O/ n$ T0 O% Z5 LGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.9 |$ R. |0 @1 e+ J: Q% B
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- {0 k/ j* ? t2 j* p2 H$ CMILLIE: I is.. u* K: z; Z: f
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( G7 d8 N3 g, aMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; z2 I1 f+ B, G# s2 x* x3 _TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% v( T% f1 _. n( T- f5 u
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ l4 k% v7 e. A( g/ JTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ v& t5 f7 H2 v, K( I
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., C0 y( b5 e2 n, k% D& B2 A
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# q/ K: N- d+ v/ T0 ]1 @: RTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* X3 f5 J' A! F. s/ {. }: QCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.. K: b% B, R2 [" y% \
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% e7 r" k$ `9 u& H/ J' N& cTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?; ?' U! C9 n' A* S
HAROLD: A teacher
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