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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., X3 ^; g! e* i& b* F
MARIA: Here it is.
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, Q7 I+ o6 U7 Y5 LTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# O% A! a' C2 _. ?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* A/ I- V6 m7 P9 [# ~. w$ f" ^# JTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') l& C0 w" ~6 _1 p7 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' q7 t- {" V/ W) a0 C
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
* y$ ^* C9 Z& g" O+ t4 O }0 EGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 @9 f% A3 m# M8 n) T8 \2 v
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6 F5 }: {4 r* NTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, a0 W, N1 Z9 E5 D# ]
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' P$ B% W% z- sWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ r+ [- ]: ?1 R$ K- AGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ O' o" W+ C: d, a3 r/ D- V1 `
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 L4 j2 r8 N: u8 q$ |; u4 t) l
MILLIE: I is..% ^/ O" T2 Y1 g8 L8 r
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ K, F# e6 I+ FMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ( p+ n- K ]8 ~4 T$ v
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4 `4 @ ?$ Q' P& b3 N) R# FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' {! w& c3 G+ i+ U$ f3 b- P+ X/ o, I* ^LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 H8 z8 c: `4 r
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# G# b, E( h( q6 A4 k8 @- @TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Q I0 w; ?; q7 w" X1 E# XSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ p6 C1 O# U4 M+ ~# M$ {5 CTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 F/ _- X4 ?* Z2 `7 k0 ?, L: |
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) }" Z2 k5 Y. C% C$ U$ mHAROLD: A teacher $ T4 E7 v2 Q0 z! R# t' d v2 w
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