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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
3 x+ f; x; L) i2 P v( R: u! YMARIA: Here it is.
: l" i8 j# d+ P3 D! NTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 K8 u7 b2 I* P( X6 \5 i" [
CLASS: Maria.
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4 e9 I/ }7 }, @- k9 ZTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 g+ p+ J9 J% Q% q ~JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( M- ]) e% n6 B7 G, [" f. i
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* p8 U( _/ L [" E0 G0 p
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 n- N9 s2 ~2 Z9 {7 PTEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 N! j$ N- w8 w9 ?0 WGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 t1 g9 o3 Z2 { G
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 @! o% ]( Q5 p, l: t! E+ ] d
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. H$ Q" {3 V! r& A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
1 h9 R3 W4 ~2 X' z! ^* y; p) ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ ~5 K. l1 s! b. W/ F& i
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M3 J {9 e1 C$ W" BTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; H. d( v, n: e" y& r
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?$ F) l6 K$ `$ x( A: K, d
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* F* @* `; s9 r% d1 |% }" r. h# OTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# Z; J4 N' ?0 x+ j8 C
MILLIE: I is..! R$ q8 O* {: I: m9 z( N
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', w! d& k( R# }* o1 U
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % |8 n8 Z7 ?4 n- X+ I3 a. `3 ~/ W
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( a9 ~; c5 v. {& M
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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( f1 |. T0 W1 j/ [* Z- qTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) \2 E6 S. [' R' a/ k
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# L* v) x0 {/ k+ s% ]
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 _/ C5 J, ]* l) H
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: f% _2 _/ ?9 {0 H* J5 r% A
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& u1 S4 e% s kHAROLD: A teacher / B3 ]$ q3 r* m% e! H0 c5 L7 b
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