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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) h; z3 Z/ f y5 n- M
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 [8 W4 c7 F D1 n% |, D; p6 @5 `
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., K2 F2 t4 X' N6 Q& ?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 U4 D4 C5 h" A; ?2 E7 r& qGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 \# j$ ?. W0 j9 O% C$ CTEACHER: No, that's wrong/ h/ T$ m4 o y1 ^+ e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 ]4 \6 M3 t; W1 l$ b
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3 r# Q8 z9 U5 M+ j n1 S0 e0 nTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 i: [2 ?& ^' n$ W
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.. R, _$ k* y; Q' q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?9 Y' u* A& h- a- b3 L; L) t2 G0 V3 p( L
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, C2 E" o$ w, m4 m+ [8 j5 CTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 V7 e4 B/ `. K; b* d) Q& ~& xWINNIE: Me!( |# \) G+ e: `2 o
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 M; Z! R0 t/ o. @' r+ XGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 _1 ^; F& q+ U \! {5 {
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: \* p* H& f/ M5 U, ?+ h0 ITEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 ~7 o( N- y% e' V9 ZMILLIE: I is.." F: O' Q% j- t* b
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, O& Q- i; ~ }9 g- b8 V- XMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 D+ t* B" r7 h8 T1 s# F6 JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; k. y+ o% t$ R7 f, }+ z6 J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. |# R- K9 N( b6 x
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ Q' N% Z4 _3 m. z( |) e3 K
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' Q4 O9 p3 E7 k- \. @5 QTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 F0 E, s1 R. z6 O9 w
HAROLD: A teacher
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