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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .7 g3 m8 e% T7 v$ h
MARIA: Here it is.
# d, o1 u: E* L. @TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 ?# f! G- q# Q; J1 g
CLASS: Maria.' `! S/ s* |5 ~8 T: s) p, e6 q
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 t1 N4 K" I1 ]: F% g# ?0 `7 a9 c
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.' a8 R' W% E- }1 U7 g$ ]
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 }0 }/ m$ U* [( J
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 _8 ~4 ], I( c+ E) W8 sTEACHER: No, that's wrong P. P" u2 V' Z8 j2 z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., i* D9 j) T/ ^! Y) L) z
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- \3 S' j/ F- e3 w% J9 n
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
; ^) @, L1 q; P# ~& N% Y! f7 MTEACHER: What are you talking about?
; Y3 C! s# L* ^8 z' x- QDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% T* }$ M$ m) R/ z
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& s: d* O! y# K! q$ t6 M& t) VWINNIE: Me!( C5 ]( d9 Y6 S( i7 ?
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7 |) [1 E& b t; H a1 t5 \7 nTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' d1 ~# m. w/ W. S
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# n, O8 ?" s1 p2 g; m( UMILLIE: I is..
4 Y. F" F1 z e+ j& P* ^TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- R% X+ k5 i- N; p9 K+ \MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* `; |7 y7 \" p( K1 E) s* pLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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2 [' v F f7 G" `6 J0 HTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( [- @; {/ t% }: M- n; w' d: x$ D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" F0 `7 x2 X& B6 X+ y* i- xCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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8 H, |7 o h- o- q& MTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& e- d/ i, t, i' jHAROLD: A teacher , e4 Z$ Q* c! j4 L. x# g
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