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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 z9 r4 t) n0 F n r$ y5 J G% w
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. \# v- C& c& c& q4 ^+ dTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? R; z! V- [! t0 }4 r$ N7 Q% l, ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! t- E }+ _' U+ o+ TTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 l9 U, z% {8 H0 `% f
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') D! T% z- e$ [: T% r
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
- R: B- R& c9 qGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# C9 v: Z& w5 u8 ?2 h% [( H
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ u/ ^3 k3 f1 S2 ~" EDONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ Q3 o L7 _0 t' r l8 b
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
4 Z/ x4 O; e* }; QDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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d+ T4 \- Y4 a; qTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., {" v7 E6 O3 K) a9 x" O+ C: e
WINNIE: Me!
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7 T# w5 k" `8 ?! e" s7 YTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( ]6 `* p1 u- YGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& V) L9 |! j6 z9 y5 g
MILLIE: I is..5 R4 ]7 }& M! {4 X; N: l7 o3 F! U! O
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 p0 U5 E- V; T7 i
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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[6 o) J4 P: v& ~1 t1 {3 ?TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 a1 d8 O L0 _1 I% m# b$ V( J" o
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' m+ ~) _+ r4 CTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 M/ j! j, L6 [; e1 _3 c8 rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 U1 P8 w8 _- I; M. J9 T% w/ rTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 _; Y6 H' n3 @9 t. m1 OCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.5 w2 [4 r# J+ e0 D; A
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 f6 u6 h$ U$ M0 B' a0 E7 l* oHAROLD: A teacher 1 V8 l0 K% Q: o3 c
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