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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .; C( R0 w# R; Q9 i7 a) p/ x% k
MARIA: Here it is.
/ P8 b1 @1 w& [6 CTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) p7 O' K" A7 G* |
CLASS: Maria.
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4 h+ s+ P$ @9 m% H+ l1 G; v6 {! MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 r& E2 z# N) G6 z0 h
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) R' [/ A A; zGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) `" d: L. S1 \2 Q* eTEACHER: No, that's wrong7 J3 P4 d, S8 M4 l+ e% ^
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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k; C# ~' x+ n7 W. e; B) MTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 I0 L$ W8 t0 W% h; A, ~
WINNIE: Me!: s& l5 g' s- s8 N) o5 r5 i
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6 L, K9 |( Z- C' V6 ^8 ~, a! h7 iTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 X, |# Z3 L. E' j% J( GGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 L6 f: m/ I" Q6 g; K
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5 p+ m# V5 D6 Y) }( I$ s9 D& u3 [TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; {" \ Y- q: {/ P& e5 OMILLIE: I is... f3 ]& w% M0 W! [' v ^7 k- c
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'9 r \; d r+ N' w+ y+ |1 b. M: j
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : E6 n' N9 G6 E7 a
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/ r- `6 {- W' q+ O$ X4 UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 J6 f* X3 x3 ELOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & i; V( a$ X7 s$ E, ?' o5 R" I f
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 Y D" n1 k# U8 y4 f4 `7 }
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 C O# a( e' gTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( l* Y# V" \9 y/ e! {" b+ M6 B1 ?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ s* H& O2 m: {" x( U* C9 d
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* O( O+ ]# M2 u% p4 k z- sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. o/ G- {3 O- Q+ O0 R0 |) Y
HAROLD: A teacher 5 A, t/ Z4 O& B1 K
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