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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ d) z+ H$ ? y6 m b
CLASS: Maria.
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, ?% R! u7 J8 I1 Z: K* \+ eTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* W. S& u3 \! LJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ h6 G3 o' |0 ?, c
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" l3 d$ B- _" `& e t
TEACHER: No, that's wrong# A8 C; Z6 X# ?
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 w2 Z5 o* t' ~" O8 W- a) V
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& Q1 H" g- P3 T' b- C9 M
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 x" B3 z7 j" e/ n* ITEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 A% i, b9 A. F' S$ aDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# B0 ~4 H' k) c( J/ z
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: J- `6 @% g3 P. Y( U" ~9 jWINNIE: Me!
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5 Q3 K) Q. J) ^# V4 g3 z4 qTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 _3 _9 n9 L ?+ E; l
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' M4 p( l+ u, D0 ?# a& BMILLIE: I is..8 w# m. ?. _ g7 p0 k, G
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 H, z& N5 i5 y c' v+ c) }- y3 Y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / v9 w% K+ I4 Q, u: Z
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3 e' J5 K! T& Z/ }$ c$ q0 Y) v* TTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 t* q8 v, Y& i* F
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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8 j# e+ `( A' x' Y( G g# JTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# z+ P. }3 M) E7 {4 A+ dSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: Y) o2 v$ O9 e, L4 cTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ Q. c, O/ I( T7 M. u0 _0 s
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' U) [; z: x0 b; l8 m' Y
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; u8 e* k0 I: }6 aTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, \- L; C% @3 D: LHAROLD: A teacher # S$ \. l* }4 b4 f Z% s6 u
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