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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% | O: ~0 h5 B0 r# ? ^ n! R
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) y" w$ g6 v$ L& k; lTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 V8 I% o8 q0 I8 nGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- a/ v0 [8 ?& r1 p8 ITEACHER: No, that's wrong
% c* F. X( h$ X2 t% h2 E- ZGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?" P4 h* `) ]7 W( m- e4 H+ d6 @
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* X8 _; P. @+ r$ X2 }
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ U% I; _- d8 wWINNIE: Me!6 e$ s2 \5 B8 Z+ Z" y# e8 K
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; Q* X7 _. a6 Z; U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 s3 C/ h" X3 I* W$ O0 d8 ^2 U
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+ V, e( [/ J) dTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 a; O; K: ?* P* lMILLIE: I is..
1 j7 E; j# w; X$ oTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 A1 S; I f9 @( G# pMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 r' x4 M+ S' f4 V
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: i3 j6 C! x+ R$ s# X% u
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + x0 c$ `& o4 N% O
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/ f2 H; F8 z: a% ~8 [- u! E: ?TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 A! R |4 h4 l+ w2 n0 T* l* d
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 w) b4 O) s# U' c- I+ |CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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$ T' N5 r7 G2 {* l0 v% P0 v7 hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ l$ t; |. t- R
HAROLD: A teacher
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