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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; T" }4 k# Q& k1 qMARIA:       Here it is., S2 ]3 U  L+ r9 J
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' Y, O% u' l& Q+ _TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 n, J/ A  K8 G
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, P" C2 `2 W( O: x3 @5 P: j/ N- IGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; A3 R) V% O( a* J% ^
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
1 p$ M' I6 d9 P+ {1 w' T1 b# CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 f4 j1 o/ n" W8 n6 W" K3 L# d. q
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& N, u- v  V. F4 YTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, I0 h- m$ p; X; y
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
" i* {! b4 b2 ~TEACHER:  What are you talking about?$ ]$ e- {* E' a) A2 E8 j/ k
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 l$ P0 e. }, w, y9 {9 A: MTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* L8 D5 z! p* VWINNIE:     Me!* i; z! d' N5 N& s3 ]+ H
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! o: ?3 h; d$ S1 |GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 l! t" O, m( x/ BTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: ?  J  W' ?% N$ W- R  }* tMILLIE:          I is../ V! v( Y+ C! f6 ^! H2 l
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 e) t( K4 j. g) D- RMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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7 c  z1 C: }5 d4 w& E% d6 @8 h8 ?: rTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 A4 @; s0 S1 ^# D! j( }$ sLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   , `$ R, |. `+ A5 X& _3 [
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9 \  h: w0 o( ?9 n1 _TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 D% N/ K0 P- N+ _SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 c5 u  C& @- V- B2 ~5 g1 `2 l
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 j) S# `/ J* L' E8 [0 _& OCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog., w1 `# F( R, H& r3 _% |# B7 ?
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' F: j7 z* z- f1 L  Z6 oTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ a) @- b) u/ }
HAROLD:       A teacher   n2 h1 ~6 M/ Q7 ~' a

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........, a6 L) B/ Z  k
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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