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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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& w- ^( r( E' `: O( h3 |8 e; u1 A& LTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. L% q! U, e+ @
CLASS: Maria.
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% n' b d' b3 H+ O8 v* FTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 X& h0 R8 ^' q! {JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.+ |8 K5 N; E6 V( r$ D$ U
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0 k8 Z6 Z9 `6 CTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 }7 I' B$ _/ `+ q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 D3 M$ n( G4 t h" c/ A* X; K
TEACHER: No, that's wrong# \* [# A6 _3 V- k4 |; T. g! r3 \
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) j( w1 [0 {/ u5 ]. O8 P
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- c( Z% z4 b" |! _5 B9 s: v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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1 ?, \- |8 J+ BDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. J' ?4 ^, o {/ x) w
WINNIE: Me!
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+ U- L. m: ?0 Q, G- zTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 m! A u7 N4 ^
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 K. m4 b R* X7 t; g! X1 ^, }
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" q$ z; G2 T; M( [4 ]3 c8 x$ n) S$ kTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* m) \$ ]8 G8 E4 I
MILLIE: I is..
* |* v, l' R' J) @0 T3 E8 \# FTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ ~+ G, t* {2 Q( `4 m- n
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 f3 Y/ M1 A/ d3 p% l zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 g) \( N: n9 ^4 }
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# w) q8 y0 D) G/ lTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?- ]4 V) |( X4 c( o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( A7 ~1 a) N+ P3 u, rTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 Z! [; k& p; i4 n7 o4 v2 ]
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: f, Z, G6 g6 J2 s6 l
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# S! L# |( n8 y5 }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 F, H. y6 C: w7 H' ^( FHAROLD: A teacher ' U1 o4 o! M! g7 l, P1 u7 W7 {
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