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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: a* b' k# f  a6 ^MARIA:       Here it is.
( S8 p* `7 t# V2 X% ?TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
; [4 x' ]& r( s" _  M$ D% ?2 eCLASS:        Maria.
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2 p+ H; S' E+ g+ wTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # X5 |( ?: j8 u, W
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 m& o$ [- B  L: X0 V" {7 PTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. Q8 l, L1 h9 _3 [* U1 gGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ v. J4 d& u" ?  t8 oTEACHER:  No, that's wrong' W- G, h" b/ z
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% j" _. V, j6 `7 X* u% hTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- u" q9 B7 C9 T0 ~) MDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
; R; n" X( o. x! Y8 M6 J$ B+ m) Z/ X1 jTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
/ ]/ T6 N0 _. P5 SDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ t4 p: _! a) _/ b' J$ O- s8 P
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: G" ~; @/ m, F* T& kGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' Y$ N0 ^* P4 g0 C, L: C( @/ q9 tMILLIE:          I is..& H  Q1 t6 ?+ v* E" e* W0 ^
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) z) ]# X3 J  D4 l- ]' \& c; YMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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8 M! R8 }3 v" ^! F& l; gTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?6 ]* W7 C% X# h+ Q
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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5 L8 e0 v; e( l: p+ g, K' ETEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" K1 _# y, O9 F1 X  OSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ C% {# b. d0 H1 Z' k) i
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( e6 T# _2 R+ p7 g4 pTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. H0 x$ }% _4 L% E
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.2 D# c( ^9 z8 A7 d% m! [0 m% z" M
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 O3 W. j: a- k4 {2 R/ h$ _+ w. VHAROLD:       A teacher 1 i: d6 z) o; z% z0 {
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........" ]* n. `# v' |/ W$ H, [! I
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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