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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: ]& @) l; g$ M
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* h* J4 x, W- BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. _$ Z; W2 ?; _$ b2 a% @ \' l! \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" @- c5 ~/ ]' M
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 W; I- T: }. ^7 m2 g( ~
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?! E* F+ B' H/ G9 H) b# r, v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 L; V( Q8 \) ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 s8 X8 F/ e0 x! B
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- n1 T) f1 ?- T
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5 J( F' d9 X- c0 o& YTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. R; Y& u% f; F8 x
MILLIE: I is..+ A2 }: P6 q I9 L
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, y. ^+ h8 F3 U7 y4 s! k4 @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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! [7 C2 p: N4 T$ ?: v! B- ?' ^TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?; b$ A/ |( p& W
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. - }! n! Z& d. f
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7 n5 e# ^1 ~# u- P: Y/ qTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* Z- j, m2 p+ j& s& B2 K/ Q T# L
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 n/ G: @! S0 l/ |6 a4 ]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?# W2 e% ^7 T$ L5 d1 G7 i- ?2 y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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5 o* K$ F) \7 Z; Q4 G3 S3 pTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
g* d' I4 w4 L; ^2 b4 @HAROLD: A teacher
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