Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* }" w/ N* N2 @' x& KMARIA:       Here it is.
/ g  U/ t+ c6 uTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
+ C  A1 Q2 ?# K4 l: L! A- G0 TCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 E8 c/ j; [' h1 M- D- T( B1 CJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* b& t5 g  }7 z( D3 `, y( s; eTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
2 x8 L, T0 c) \$ u) [+ Y9 QGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 {# r! U/ r: O$ \TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 t. f: S7 e  l6 l5 @) JDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 }: B! `1 g7 t' N( ^. i; C% ~TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ ^0 J1 s) G- q! vGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 |' i# f( e, X# c# @+ jTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
: D" O* K) C: x9 ?6 Q3 nTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 c' c5 F: v9 }# Z: {MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 S* V2 t/ G. t) b8 ~5 pLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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! \4 e# N. P8 ^, |( M5 N. ^TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ F: ?4 z7 }  V1 YSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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: h0 T0 {* L: o2 W# j. ^TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)