Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
& `. I" x+ }  C- gCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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, b/ b+ V) b* u9 m. r& N3 [TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& t, P- B/ [, n% c# @" T9 bGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 s1 X3 Z: x* R" CTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 }2 Y( i3 \% O5 [DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 ~) o+ {- i" ETEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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: G3 T# ^" N7 L; ~* i' uTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ B* U  p  \+ j' d4 u0 AGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 Z" Z0 g1 h- W1 B* mTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- D6 f# u9 a- x7 B; cMILLIE:          I is..
3 i. g- Z, A$ D7 E+ o1 dTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ Y' z3 K6 t0 k4 B% w# wMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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+ F( a3 `: X" K, N" K9 @TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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$ r( q0 R1 A, M! V. `9 TTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ r# e8 M. B; A( [- c4 lSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* N: w, U5 r$ e0 I/ A: I; Q$ A5 [, eTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)