Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 m! `/ E& V' s) q1 O0 {5 n3 wTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ r6 b; C" ~& I! B6 lGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 [1 M% o+ v4 ~! ^# I  |; T4 iTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
" W) ^; ^/ X: K) L4 [GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 g$ \6 t/ }! o. O  LTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 R* @; ?" R7 s0 ]: ]9 K, LDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
. K$ X% }7 U, K  T' R0 d# F! ~: G4 m  |TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
, b1 b& s! U4 g9 R* ]6 ?DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- K" k! d+ ~& o! ZTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 }6 z) Q9 L) V& l9 LGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
* N" t* [. j' f, ?TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
/ o- S$ A  @$ e0 w! ^4 x' j: bMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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2 j6 _! G/ A; u. s- L* fTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)