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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .- o0 {3 o( k1 L" u. G
MARIA:       Here it is.
9 T3 s# ?- _9 s  @+ dTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ A0 J5 _- u1 S( w3 `0 z- }
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 k. z7 E" K3 ^' \: }) E
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( z* o+ w/ j1 d4 H# QTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 X. ?# g* |9 c7 y) L1 R* CGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ X) B- |8 |$ fTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
2 {( K2 F  a+ HGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. b2 {4 ^2 f3 }) ]TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! \( }' L4 {: R6 f4 m2 sDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.. |0 O/ ]1 s! R. V
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?' v1 x" R# V# ~5 E- m# B, Y0 a7 P9 x
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 U/ F) G$ }8 ^9 {+ ?% {0 @
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6 y. F* s- ]; E1 J) z7 s, u* VTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ o% W( b/ h7 v+ D5 }WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: q0 W+ `! p2 u7 [% n
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') J0 @& L! }% q% r$ b
MILLIE:          I is..
4 P0 c% ~  x* x  e3 q/ sTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
  Y) F6 H2 H6 lMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     6 l7 i' b& b" t. _: w

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: c, C- b1 e" ATEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& r1 ~! v5 z6 J  S; e7 x* O8 @5 \) A
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: e8 i+ Z5 s3 x2 V, OSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 H7 X7 m2 R; C3 u0 A8 z' a1 XCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.6 r1 a0 Y( t/ q
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 Z3 `1 Q3 {( e; }. J2 pHAROLD:       A teacher % M# @# a# ^' y! e4 l+ W3 q1 h! p

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........: q& K/ r& t& ]3 r% D, Z; \
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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