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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 x/ G6 ^  m" }; |MARIA:       Here it is.: a' S# t# ^1 F3 b
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- u3 j' f7 P8 h* J6 Z  o, ^% uTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 r3 y4 l+ q; g/ f* d  BJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.# l/ H4 |9 Z/ ]$ r# ^/ }+ s% S
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; g# n- F! W2 Q2 v: {) YTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ s* i! X$ ~  t& k; o/ Y- \. T, b* [GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 G* V1 t. s7 t+ p6 U% z$ l
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong' n0 \& b* \6 m6 N$ W/ ]
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; p& ]+ L3 v8 {/ }1 K( k( bTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ \0 o) D3 T# X) |. gDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
2 e8 g5 u2 ]4 J% a$ e! [6 BTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
: |9 ]' J! P; d8 J- A; Z! BDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" K: m& I- ]6 |TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' s( Y+ `% i4 ~  Y1 a  e1 k. K
WINNIE:     Me!. a/ G  n- T  U4 b
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9 ?$ u" p8 i  l) Y8 GTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 Z. T" P; U# y# U7 U  Q
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 F6 L# [! L. }* O2 [% u2 g
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') w3 l6 T: r+ j( T( v  C9 d
MILLIE:          I is..) a8 C9 V1 ?* N5 x+ E
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ g! H7 m, F7 AMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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  H; t2 `7 m+ c' a! BTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 U, u( V  m$ y! K" {5 \4 kLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   & J) O0 ^9 G6 S. R
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 u9 O+ {0 }% q8 o5 T5 U0 pSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 L" m  x1 G& y+ Y- b! A
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  W8 k& D5 X) P/ S+ o( u  m% NCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! f' W  O" s  }HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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