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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 r) h% V( F+ B( X: w
MARIA: Here it is.$ }" d; }) Y- R( m: u: A
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) L& v3 B3 r* _$ m; v! g HJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 p5 X) j. u- L$ Q& l0 A4 A% ~TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ K4 k. M9 N, l, w! T$ e1 s JGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. ~$ q$ F0 \2 T; K+ QTEACHER: No, that's wrong
: M# i# q# k: A0 F- ?GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( ]2 g" d6 M- Y
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ [1 S+ J9 Q( m. N
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) \, h p( j F3 X | tWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 v6 T6 a& J. q, _5 H9 J( IGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& }3 m9 t2 W# M9 t4 P: L0 B+ I' W
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 V# v8 [( c4 ~/ J% X
MILLIE: I is..& t4 K( D8 U- c, R0 c
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 H' P+ }% T8 u$ L% w
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" _; J6 n+ l* Y3 I7 ^7 l2 ^
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , I1 P5 b" K% u( G
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( |& t( h. y' z6 [) X* l0 s# T2 `2 i0 F. ]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ g3 ^ `* ]' R5 w) D4 E# R/ |SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) z/ n; u3 ^" {0 b! p1 I
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ^4 ] \- U- P
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 b- U! M: {1 @ v) B, P
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7 n2 X n1 i7 V# f$ bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 X2 ~# D6 A1 Z7 ~
HAROLD: A teacher # ?" e; x( M7 ^7 G! J& W. ?
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