Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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" N8 t9 b9 H( J2 C4 n# m+ |TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" I. a: _( w  m: AJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 W' l, O& L3 h# L$ sTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' h( D5 a1 E. L/ c) RTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 c  y, ~; y8 m* ]  |7 D. uTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
: b6 i5 \$ T0 b9 i/ `DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; K4 o7 V+ Y2 A4 g2 CWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* b7 |; q' I1 jGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# a3 T1 y0 a1 h# ~; yTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
9 r* F. `4 e, I3 o6 Q) u8 C2 |TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
0 M! p7 N" a- i/ t2 HMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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: }  C: N5 s$ p: e: h! T' X) ]TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 ?+ z* u: n+ _- j& t0 p" }LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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3 T' d% z2 k+ b3 xTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# W' X) g: h+ i, P! YCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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+ _. Z8 d6 `3 {; ^3 f9 I& tTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; c  p( M0 ^! U- q, ~HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)