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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& Q6 j0 V! x% b) o; `5 o
MARIA: Here it is.
7 ]; ~' [) l7 ]: j7 J2 r; ITEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; t- y4 P9 [) V/ Q" l, M: X: l- } L
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' P( j* X% R3 `3 ~JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* |; s! q8 U% S$ S x* d5 KGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') b* `. o" l2 q2 S! H! s
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 ?. W# J5 l" a4 W5 fGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! Z7 S! P$ ?/ v' \* [: o
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ c' `9 r0 n* S' {DONALD: H I J K L M N O.$ x0 X, m8 v1 u5 D* i. l4 I
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
F. x, ]! v* U3 B, ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.% A& s7 c3 U1 a3 ]* a8 v, u
WINNIE: Me!1 ~6 E. G M$ H. P8 A m+ w; _, A0 \
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, ^2 h* Z0 [. l! z4 A" p3 \9 `TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" D% N! }6 K7 W+ S/ }9 g) xGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 x R+ ^5 Y) a ]
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7 L1 O- s/ O$ v( h9 q3 wTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* {- K: @* E4 T% c7 n2 _, wMILLIE: I is..
5 U: y- [8 Z- r! CTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% @: }7 T. V4 n6 K, d c) zMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % v, ]6 e. d( N& a" Y8 V5 z
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 v6 ~8 ^# d; Y: f7 PLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ d/ d. ~( {+ f7 i" L" e% @* l: vTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 Z5 u- V/ A# |SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' A- }7 o% J; s" r8 e
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: f% V& I+ J/ b: z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& i+ A! G, ?! w+ Z3 L! z
HAROLD: A teacher / w7 Q# o( p- d. T; u6 p
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