Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
  M0 X4 d  L3 f3 f# J9 c$ G" VMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
7 u* a1 w; ^. m6 G& C3 @5 j- ^4 f8 vCLASS:        Maria.
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3 m7 w+ n( |* t  H! o; e/ ~TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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; z7 D: X" n4 j5 o" h6 H. _3 RTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 c0 B4 b: u% m1 v) ]GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; h7 X* W. K6 c% nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
5 ^4 n' H; D0 n& j# ?, t% rGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 X* ?+ f0 x9 v/ l6 ]7 C4 MTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) {. P4 S' |% b& q+ n2 e6 hDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 s& C  h- J0 z- |% iTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
7 Z3 h; m" z5 B" p* uDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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1 z) a2 R% }- |0 T1 J+ F1 g% u: ]TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 c7 `& V; r" g+ S! o. c) P7 ]GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! u4 H; b0 ?) x) |4 p8 UMILLIE:          I is..
6 D, v; q2 b/ f& O$ L8 LTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 H' F, \" E% f5 _# NMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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4 R7 A6 G% D# h' CTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* N5 w. M7 U3 a5 E, I% \9 mTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)