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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 `! @" S0 s' e( y) s9 s3 UMARIA:       Here it is.
; ^  `" T# j5 ~" }7 k, XTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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7 p2 F' z+ Q8 M" ^TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 }( d( n( ?) EJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.$ ^" b8 k, ]" u  I; S7 }& @8 E
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, |7 @5 E' |8 n. o. XGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  T2 [2 n- F/ R3 m( ~6 y
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong" L$ ?. Z! z% s  y
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 E/ s+ B/ A9 m/ O- G7 B7 m" aDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.! o* J* F& i5 p
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 y7 R0 o; `% V3 H$ u4 ?" X
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
0 n$ r, ]& v5 |: E6 i* `MILLIE:          I is..( Q9 U7 D; J% w" r7 A! H
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# t3 P( h9 G: j) F
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     6 g1 i3 a8 s' P% w

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  D  P; c& X2 U: l0 z$ T1 n; wTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 T' G1 p1 e$ e5 I9 |
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   9 B2 m# x, S4 M* I0 [
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ P/ x9 `; {7 z; |2 N9 M" h. B
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% S* u8 K7 S; o) o3 hCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........( ~( F- O3 x  L
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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