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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .; f2 u, D% }. K
MARIA: Here it is.6 M2 A/ x: G4 e" i5 Z& j
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 ^! v+ b: U# b- z" z
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 r" G, ^# |# h, w% T" HJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 U/ i- h) }5 u+ K* r3 M J
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ Z6 t( v9 T) A6 \
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- V6 o9 U% z( b0 i% E gTEACHER: No, that's wrong
) L: J9 T# K/ h, T; SGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
O# a- s. [. {DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 ]& f/ s' k* a8 U9 M, \' K
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! E7 \- m$ K5 D0 _ l6 I- BWINNIE: Me!9 W- ~6 a' d) u' r/ w" E' c# v
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' `# [* {5 o8 n' k8 s
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 ?. ]& {2 s. h* E6 e' I" v J3 j
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* d( P: V+ m4 r: b, k. LMILLIE: I is..
9 W5 y, z) M1 d( A6 D1 L. y1 tTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& c0 U S* h% J V5 E2 P8 F
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 L" e. K! W0 \) r6 H6 E3 z& R
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% O3 V) Y0 J0 |& Z& l+ z Q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / `: G9 a3 }! B3 k# |
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- W# g) a. _% D8 v9 {1 N, ESIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' ~4 K& a( T2 e6 \% `. O
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 V2 v* @# |- M9 P9 r$ ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 k' c0 A7 U- T" i% I+ `! _) j
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( A4 _6 T6 R* p3 j" BHAROLD: A teacher - [' i6 M# o4 f' B: h
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