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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
' k" X- o; O$ E; z- b+ QMARIA:       Here it is.. H1 V% S; i0 h2 |. c- R' q7 h
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
" |" P6 y2 v2 x, tCLASS:        Maria.
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1 Y5 @4 b: ^8 s# wTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# Z6 `2 O' p2 H9 ~# `% K$ aJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- \( P* V: q% nTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( ^+ I1 ^' H3 WGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% S( f* \8 ]1 @& yTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
% w( w: L9 K& L  N; PGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 m: R2 F. F+ H3 X0 iTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 G! B7 u) w7 N, s7 X8 l$ x% x2 h# N. a
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
) n5 N- h1 }/ P6 P1 o# H# L. qTEACHER:  What are you talking about?& V, D7 x, Y* B1 N) o
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 w. Y: O1 B3 f, ?8 F0 L
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
  s8 w" h# a; Q5 B( t) B* x- fWINNIE:     Me!
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- a$ B! {% Y- U' I) kTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- P" ~' W" ^  r5 l6 C( R* _' c
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. U' ~; B3 o& I: R% B& \MILLIE:          I is..
5 p: d9 _: k/ [! L  qTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ M" g1 u' N' ^4 L3 d/ a0 b4 u/ T
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" P: }' @! F. R# L
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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1 w9 M- A0 K+ ]TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?% @; [% n# }1 c$ t+ m) B
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 J" ]  \' i  O+ T* D& \" V" dTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 _* _& O! Q8 e  r' @% V6 zCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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, B7 ^( q8 @9 ~! ~TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 S  |, Z+ o7 a$ t- i
HAROLD:       A teacher + m# ]; q! U3 Q/ D: A

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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