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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .' P. {9 U. K- D3 s8 i8 \
MARIA:       Here it is.
# i6 ^: I1 L& b% `% tTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # R# |7 x4 |, b* F8 N( @
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& i6 c/ K6 T/ ]2 S# F. W; [' p4 N) }  ?
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 p; u; T: @7 Q3 z4 n* F
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
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) A& q* h% a2 E% j7 PTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ I7 q0 N3 E8 s8 T, J6 S/ p1 t
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
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( D! O" s* Q) B! Z2 F# L. G5 e" yDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% x* I1 {5 U# m) }7 |TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( J. v: L) A. N. t* @
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', g( S' e: Y. w% ^+ C
MILLIE:          I is../ y. K( b8 T7 @; W4 J3 Y
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 G8 I! M2 A8 F# p5 `
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     0 `% m* f$ a- b% C
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 Y2 `: j1 @# B* E
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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% o. I: G! F* `7 N! t( UTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& U7 u* ]2 L) p3 N6 L, z" Y
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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- g! y: P! w6 ]# o1 ATEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# L) b, O1 x* g. f, z  g
HAROLD:       A teacher 6 X" x* R' l4 ~9 T, V' [8 k# H
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........" a2 w7 X( R% ~# j
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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