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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 ^1 H" v4 k' M+ IMARIA: Here it is.+ }( y3 \1 c: O" _4 S) N0 |0 n
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 b' c6 i! g* D
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.! Q/ p2 d3 D" ] Y3 o9 v
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# t' q; e% n7 Q" g& LGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'+ h; l; |$ a4 q/ i7 `
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" @. L3 {0 o2 [# [! r, Z$ aGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ \6 V0 I/ o7 H$ h* V
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 H) @4 H# K: B+ ADONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 T R4 {+ K$ A/ A7 |TEACHER: What are you talking about?, S; u8 @' R( J' P) ` q0 U
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.* i# |6 F2 Q2 q" l
WINNIE: Me!
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/ o7 Y' l; a# ^; M7 g9 iTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: \* ~7 _+ Y# u
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.% d: j# p& e" f4 A
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6 W( j' J3 z; x/ ]" O6 dTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) O" {/ k1 s) K ZMILLIE: I is..
/ ~% a5 m) m. ATEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', h3 C" t. @/ L, Z$ l1 f' V
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & W' e/ t& h0 U) f
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. |9 A6 u; g% p& CTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 N8 g7 m; O. y& q3 @( }LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. * ~8 l$ d! c" U) a$ e
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 R& H; x9 u! C; G7 V! [
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; M3 _9 h+ s0 W: V& [7 L# }
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( Y M; s; {& o: Z9 d" ]+ F$ F
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1 H, r: X& P- f4 GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 \" K! Y) B: H4 E, r$ b8 b1 p
HAROLD: A teacher
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