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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 s4 O% Q# B3 \5 _- iMARIA: Here it is.
' c' t- F, ?' e C' b+ v9 k# m' m8 wTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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1 @- j9 b3 d2 f$ BTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! P& x" y! b, n/ y. D# j5 G
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* W2 {; ~ Q1 P8 q) |1 ^
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& Y. A0 E" d0 I# RTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 w, n& U" V( O% q$ D& k9 D: gGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': ? G8 x8 y0 x8 p. H
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ k5 q! x$ u& A$ \& hGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?! b; S9 @* }/ P' x; [2 L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 c/ n: R6 o! o8 }! c; q& e3 p$ H
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! y6 X9 l8 l, v9 u
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 ?/ Y: a! v4 }1 Z9 j/ O8 A
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' }; o8 u) ?6 \0 C" g7 yTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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0 b1 ~1 c+ n+ M# YTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! \4 |* X* [) |7 A+ ~4 d6 a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 | q3 m) c, Z7 Z* A- u8 F% V
MILLIE: I is..) R8 l# R/ _" \- S1 ^# l6 A/ U
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'9 _0 Y; U% q# F2 O
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ( Z- G& S2 l, W G4 f. k
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# d% o, Y }+ i7 ~2 u
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ Y4 a3 ]! N+ m6 J4 ~TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; H" ~. Y5 L8 V: @5 n
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. X s Y/ X3 O' q/ A3 F% y
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8 X I6 s, j) h9 PTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! Y' K! z- W. ]( PCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.0 S4 v" v, j7 [0 W6 ]
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 L1 m+ f$ q( W. l) @8 F3 q* rHAROLD: A teacher
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