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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .7 R5 D( O6 V# g' [' ]. r
MARIA: Here it is.. ~: ]. H% G# U" H- M- A: H
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 i |: r* i) Z) c* m
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: n" h) z8 W" S/ K2 T4 P1 T' gJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 _8 X2 ~2 Y8 c7 `4 wTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( t0 J6 f/ c3 D' D% {$ m
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% k1 W. c2 ~, d- s9 ]TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' n( {! d: a' h3 x0 Z3 u. w: cGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& X; \" @( x' ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' X5 t# Z' x2 v; HDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" M; R6 j/ j& X& H: x+ C% ETEACHER: What are you talking about?
( k, F- ?4 m# G% V cDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ H: \* b, k, N' }
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 M0 G; o U1 A2 W
WINNIE: Me!' Z6 o# V/ o: x' E1 R, v; c# E# o+ s
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
`& j7 L# D& C% D3 O q/ c2 Z5 FGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 u8 _& e' j3 b+ A. Z" w7 l* M, |TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. F6 b* z. J; G* dMILLIE: I is..; o' z. q# n0 s1 H. T A: O( l$ J1 ?
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', s q" V% ~& z4 X. Z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + G8 S1 a4 |. p( C$ R1 l5 R& W
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Y$ |, [ l( ?3 D' q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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! x: d$ z: V( {/ MTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- v# M( {5 C" E, j- u9 \% t% mSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) B2 D. o1 j8 x( ]4 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 n$ @! @$ b! M3 w+ x- ~7 ~3 wCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.) ^+ O# {# Y" d. |+ P0 V, V& M/ f! S
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 m0 S$ s3 t" g$ f3 }. e- l) |HAROLD: A teacher
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