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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ T4 X0 G# y8 F  B5 F( ]( e
MARIA:       Here it is.1 I. N; a) \7 O- n* K$ m8 @8 U
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' Y3 L  k1 v# U, }4 dTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 a- u2 ]& c3 ]& r% PJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.) X$ E" ~, s# |4 s$ x3 v* i$ x
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER:  No, that's wrong5 r7 {/ Z" |! l- b- @) R0 I0 c3 v
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 `3 P) f( }) ~+ H1 j3 a, @2 aTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 ~8 r6 E3 i4 L0 BDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.9 a+ C0 K& ]% H, u$ m
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?$ p# y; C9 C# R; k, N) O
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: x' ]- [% ]8 g  V/ s9 j
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 H, f  K3 f. Y- f' m
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' J, D+ q& Z. e
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" h1 J& `$ t0 s# C0 a4 y+ i  O
MILLIE:          I is..$ u# h% B5 w$ w7 r, E+ M( c
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 X* U+ e/ i3 n' [MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       {! L9 A- \5 ~* W

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# L. f8 k+ y4 f" xTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- L0 w: D  T- R' b0 N' z8 K- y
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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( L3 b2 e* k1 \5 ?0 kTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- r, V9 o* X7 p/ ?4 c( uSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ B- ?# S) \  ]; v9 A; d  zTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ `4 e2 e( h$ g; f$ h  u
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog." A( U: ]9 C) d: w7 K5 ?
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ b" n- V+ ~7 e$ z" k' {( _/ o$ o
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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