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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" ?4 l& @: b$ BMARIA: Here it is.- B5 k: |4 z; f
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, a7 H4 W; Y- R! ?$ h% X( n- O
CLASS: Maria.
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8 c$ G9 z: ]7 v" ?" v" L' VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ o4 E' B6 Q! f2 k4 S% L, x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 c0 U# L% I ?! I; s
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- t4 A5 U" l Y! w6 C7 i! CGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 e# W2 ?$ s& a6 y" r6 i; BTEACHER: No, that's wrong2 V$ F" |% D/ E: b& q, G; h
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?$ @5 W+ ]0 @: V) O- W2 ^$ G
DONALD: H I J K L M N O., c. {/ ?) Y3 u. o4 @: m- C
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 D' N8 Q1 h0 |3 P$ I, yDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.6 @, _1 n7 F" m( I7 E& @
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% g7 V$ u+ _7 z$ N2 ~0 n" L7 TWINNIE: Me!. |! W! y0 J$ ^) J- Z/ w4 I
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% m+ c! w6 |' _+ m2 G
MILLIE: I is..3 J/ x" ~$ [# q1 ?" V
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 J# B% N2 Z( X; n l! \
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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& A5 k m) {0 JTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 H0 T& a1 g/ p; f0 yLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. : K c% D* `% A# `
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- B# S/ _& V, s; H( M( j mTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 w9 ^2 m9 w4 u
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 Y3 [/ p1 b7 o; O' k9 X" fCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.. ?2 j+ S9 Y- C! m. E! ~
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6 U" n- I' C, h6 Q1 S }' TTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ | }" e% n: y5 W. JHAROLD: A teacher ! d$ h1 e' l9 r: V9 C$ ^! a# o2 [
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