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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 h* j! b8 e2 ^( A
CLASS:        Maria.2 r4 L5 B; N4 s2 M  a2 k
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 s' M/ N/ c$ n; P4 F
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.% a$ c# J6 R3 j& z" ~' e" x( E5 {
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% i& U. c! r' n% P8 eTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, |6 {, f1 t! Q# d& m. zGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! ?) V9 v- K. q/ vTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
6 W1 l% u( _9 l# g; wGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& b/ U+ X0 ]6 `3 aTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ g/ U) n) K, Y$ c% |DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
) \5 i  ?3 C  B9 Y: jTEACHER:  What are you talking about?& e0 Z2 D9 |: [, U
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& Z6 q5 B0 z' d) w! t% {
WINNIE:     Me!# _! a9 e' P5 F% Y" v$ @' ]
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: |5 L. J; j3 z- {TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! p% |$ G9 m( \1 F) q3 yGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ m8 o8 T" J* F# m5 s- N, pMILLIE:          I is..
# K3 L6 t2 @: y/ @: R3 \TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- H% Z9 S+ L. C+ B9 {1 D9 C8 HMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ; L5 s1 v$ C" }: O9 S- ^

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1 ]* m/ p. k5 S4 YTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 C% \1 G; D: k4 q
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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( \+ ]" P; P" {2 c  F, K" VTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) j; k6 g6 ^- K" gSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 G5 [2 Z5 Y* T2 JTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ T9 a5 _8 s# q: ?8 R5 \3 `* |
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.0 K2 [; x4 \* r5 q# H0 E0 A' A
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# ]+ R- E# C; T: H* F, W7 sTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, }; R7 f" \9 x" a5 qHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........- b# m% y4 q( q' x4 _
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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