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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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6 H2 [7 K; g! O0 i# A) R( Z4 lTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' o- B! V# g# SCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ t: M/ h% P Y* h
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' W* y. k1 T7 M9 w
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ I" v7 o5 w$ ^' }
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" H$ A* D) R8 _GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 X, a; D3 m, O
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, V# z$ j4 d* X$ B4 r q5 U9 ?TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 K7 u m3 q" Q+ d. I4 Z' z: ZDONALD: H I J K L M N O. a/ q( [- i) u! b; [
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" j8 R) X) `, E( b9 X: V9 H8 lDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- Q: _6 e; x# v% X J1 y' gTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. `" D# L! m6 v/ U8 [
WINNIE: Me!6 V, d- A8 {! l% q
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' V) e$ x/ g8 x8 Z: z/ ]
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.9 y, i" Z; `7 ^
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 N; f5 Y' x) n* N& K0 QMILLIE: I is..( f$ I' o3 Q3 L) ?8 p; N
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
" i) p# Q4 {6 |5 t b7 H H/ ~& T, lMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % s6 V! q3 e; H& J0 L- ^3 E+ \5 i$ V
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( Q+ K; ?3 [ }+ G) T7 I2 @
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ' [/ k4 R" v' Z- h* |7 Y
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. x9 K6 s2 t! b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" C6 l* S" r5 |2 S" c x4 h+ HTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; m- V3 Y, {, H4 \+ s; {% a
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' F# Z5 U' i9 O8 p6 k- vTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. w- h$ f0 ]) ?. w( R2 I; |# ~( K. L
HAROLD: A teacher
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