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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 O1 W6 v- _9 w' b: k
MARIA: Here it is.
8 x- J8 U: D% D0 r9 r9 S/ vTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 ?5 z2 X2 ]8 @1 Y" _$ T
CLASS: Maria.
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. h* e! w2 V+ S& s d8 \TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: o- U' v! k; |7 bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., W& x- R& C9 l& F7 o$ ^3 s# k
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5 m1 z: w8 ?* U# k, ATEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- o0 `& G/ Z. A2 K1 B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' w4 ~$ @+ o7 Y, c! ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong- m5 B3 Q& W& s- }
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, B8 L: T4 Z4 sTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ t j% Y* Y0 D1 J& m' O1 m' i
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* ~8 h ?3 i2 n) u* {6 y0 v+ lTEACHER: What are you talking about?
/ M; p( ]! c0 t: x: P8 T/ V g/ eDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
j. z7 e7 i+ O8 @' `" F. l: ?WINNIE: Me!' q1 V! J& ~% X+ _, e) W, J
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 S7 _9 ~& M- D8 L8 x/ P- }4 rGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., j% V5 v, ~+ \% x) \9 o- J
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. D! u \, Y; G" ^
MILLIE: I is..( `# \. u( S& }
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 H) M/ R# k% s5 k9 w) N4 WMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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% L2 z3 X v G( l7 Z; m) ^TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" a. l5 t/ W+ r+ Y+ }LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, _) o! p; S- t$ i7 _. _TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. w: X: |/ F" h! z1 _% QSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.% P3 t( [( ~ b2 h: O" ^
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4 I4 i7 J4 n" O& J5 RTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# p4 J R6 }( e0 m5 W. ]2 jCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 t6 e* e) _" `$ t2 ^6 v* i# B
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9 e( m* X# E \# t, yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; w6 Z; _* e2 g iHAROLD: A teacher
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