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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., b8 M# X! U+ R/ r8 F2 @( ^5 s5 L
MARIA: Here it is.
+ ~: O4 r- t5 B& h2 s$ K2 mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 @8 h& F+ W0 K! X0 s0 r
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! H; e0 q" ?8 z* O- ^JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* c$ J2 m) l7 x O8 u' P7 pTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! F, X/ r/ O2 R" \' ~ X
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 j) F. m3 W; B' F% O+ r( v
TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 ]" @. F0 g- d( ]7 X
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 y, M/ z, p1 s# [7 m% |) i7 QTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; g+ t& z3 }- X0 k/ E6 DDONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 \5 Q% m( z4 `2 j
TEACHER: What are you talking about?0 s. g& Y! a' d& O' N& {# X9 R
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# Q" G1 k2 |3 n! u- `9 ZTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ w# H( G0 g) n, H, J" }
WINNIE: Me!! i4 U! K' N: \. F6 W* `8 A. }
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; T, _' G5 h7 q" `/ }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.% h' ?6 J0 f7 E- H2 d, I: A) |0 m
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. m+ ^' M4 `9 h1 ~2 z# jTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ k8 B" `1 r" s" J, }MILLIE: I is.. a. F+ p, s. @
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 v8 n$ t! Z4 z2 N) ?MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 ~+ f! [' R# L. m
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?! K# Z, ?7 |, F* K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 Z/ V: U! z. n: L7 Q& ?3 m4 R; t
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( b9 v+ E" |3 E" R, I* bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( M- ~3 C& c! j) R. ^: O8 }SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ R) p$ K' \$ K TTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" q' q5 M1 x8 m0 P2 J
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! i( c: I1 w& C6 OTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! c( | k7 O8 S" H' }$ W" |2 o8 [HAROLD: A teacher . j" i, U1 r; h* W9 n: I9 y- M
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