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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, y5 Q8 A; k' _7 L! DMARIA:       Here it is.
. j3 e" H+ N/ PTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% m( V1 S. U$ f# A1 [
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : q* G0 Q3 a2 y: f8 R5 K- e
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') c- M* G7 U& ~- X7 v
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 m3 \& e# w% yTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
5 K; h& x9 {; G- _8 g/ Y) BGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 r$ |( m2 }5 q# l
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
8 u! y( ]$ k" _* |- G1 `TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
0 T) Q6 V( p7 T6 h' DDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 \4 t/ `2 U. d. k9 W
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 ?9 M  d5 P  Y; J8 U! c3 x% ]3 z
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 Z8 l7 g6 C. a7 P; ?GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 ~6 ?7 c' W/ }4 |
MILLIE:          I is..
& M) X; [# x6 ?, b1 p) v7 q" bTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ `: n: w0 q2 R$ [
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. ?0 K0 d- a2 I6 U- Q
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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; Y5 g# e" n9 M+ w8 {! nTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# c9 F- @! p0 m1 G3 gSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( W2 d0 @# a/ ECLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.7 K4 f% r) b% _2 `$ d
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: l" i) J1 c# uTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 V5 \  [! s# M0 R( i
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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