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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
|9 }% B& N; M0 {" W6 @4 A' HMARIA: Here it is.
1 h+ [$ L$ ]+ P* X( n* {6 j8 hTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + A9 t6 E5 g' z$ S
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, f2 u( |9 T% S9 y* [TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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0 g5 Q$ S" g; e- h) j5 r6 S1 GTEACHER: No, that's wrong+ O- w& ^+ j! @3 `) s7 Z5 g/ u
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& H4 P; _, q8 q! d6 G y9 [+ S% z
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
u- {% i# S" C: d1 w8 }/ ?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O." B) G- ~4 B( G" |0 p# m
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. b8 x8 {5 z$ T. x
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 g4 F6 b+ h2 c* ~- k0 U2 HGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 j: K' D6 H4 W' w) U: {; |
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9 p0 z2 \# z% q& \: Q' H$ VTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 ]. `7 `" ?) Y6 \; ^
MILLIE: I is..
8 E3 ? V7 ]) X6 W3 k* Z* [+ i8 KTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* U: }* b/ s& J4 _
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 y9 A2 B R( r U k
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. [- g7 B4 e3 w: x1 UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% \! B) ]2 K& s6 o- t, e) @/ W: j
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 I4 N7 Q* _+ S1 }5 G d# J
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) t! M/ D6 `2 s# fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) Z, n/ L7 @- KSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& X# n6 p$ b) t n% U& l/ t$ y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 g& m- @% n4 ~ m% `+ n
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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