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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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1 a- i8 ~5 _( R7 |8 i" RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ ?8 \- C0 Y. l+ TJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; D8 J9 v! f1 r3 B6 b& ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 r& s" I) X7 C; I# v% h' ~
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
; h& S* ?- M% U! o( hGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 `/ p2 D! S7 O$ y: ~
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% x8 Z; Z4 ~0 `! I- \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& [" m# N2 ]/ C( z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 e/ V1 a1 D5 @0 {TEACHER: What are you talking about?. y. [7 q' i( X, I; p
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.& h% x; a1 }( Y3 A1 Q% e1 ` @/ W4 P
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6 k9 R) r0 u: g* ETEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) r; G; [( }6 y C$ H6 kGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. P/ t$ \. Y3 r9 {- S, z2 b
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3 @) X4 z4 m+ p0 D2 ^* U; W1 ^TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 N) O5 L/ R8 a% [# c1 S
MILLIE: I is..
. Y& Y. o, a# h* }& b. FTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% o4 A; g& ^1 o8 J7 xMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' j/ `5 x' S u. I b4 l' A' f
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 n! O' G& F2 }. P- R# \LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: [$ m, r3 S/ vSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 F( f2 B+ }, E# I! Q* ]
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* T. e! \! g1 r8 I6 B! U$ ZCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" G; C2 m5 u; F# iHAROLD: A teacher 8 C6 O/ }4 q7 i8 f
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