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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .. s/ z. g2 q+ y$ F* [6 l
MARIA:       Here it is.
- ^5 d7 i5 Z* E0 z, b) QTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: M- z' z1 ^) h) G
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 W6 Y4 a( ]7 z: KJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.0 W6 ?( m1 M7 T# t! t9 s
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  h$ T# e7 d8 A1 O: iTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 \5 w6 Z0 c  b) t! ~5 B
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ @' N; X9 H2 L' T8 oTEACHER:  No, that's wrong/ \7 ^1 _3 _4 d' X- E0 t
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?. V" E' U- D3 f9 U! N
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.8 L! e5 K; I+ R8 j8 J
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
4 o# D) k$ ?0 P9 QDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O., [$ T2 M$ F7 F+ s1 b) ~' j
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 \, o7 N" h' TWINNIE:     Me!) Z! a+ v$ V& B
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3 v, o' r0 q/ _. `" T  dTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; e5 ?$ Y8 T/ X  }
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ \7 Q; F) d, B
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ G7 O7 e4 J% G% `MILLIE:          I is..
- x) _0 v3 S2 f) {7 ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'- v( L8 i. J% E4 T( a; |- A6 k
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ i9 H/ a& M: M" k
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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6 j2 w' m8 g4 [$ a3 |9 w) B( G4 mTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 h1 V  y' O* G4 q1 LSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* t* w& A6 k; ~, C$ W2 L: {TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" N* R& z# v: o3 f7 v, z. \
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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- v$ y) M/ p+ Y( A1 gTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, X+ t8 `/ y) H, e
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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