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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 Z, x0 k, l6 t" V5 s6 E
MARIA:       Here it is.
0 N& l7 T  R6 L( mTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 ^: R3 K2 s/ }: t: w' u' I
CLASS:        Maria.
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2 M* [) Z& S1 p) o. NTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) Q4 H/ |, _1 D, \/ A1 m+ O. H
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER:  No, that's wrong# Y0 L6 e0 \- e6 w9 _
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 i4 @: N: z% W( J. _1 JDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
9 P, }! k! \" D$ _" s4 kTEACHER:  What are you talking about?, m5 {/ T2 v* m7 @
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# e2 M3 M. Q- HTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ B+ k# A1 T+ w( i1 \WINNIE:     Me!4 z. O9 _  s( j: s/ Q2 u
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) y' l+ w, [! f2 P5 g2 ~TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 D' i7 B; u% i7 K6 a1 eGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 o- `2 p* i5 Q7 Z
MILLIE:          I is..7 K4 Z2 ]* I% u1 D- `) x* {7 M. k
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', l- n3 V3 H  a  E6 O* P) E
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     & C" W& R* h0 u1 N# Z
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 q0 k' [" e. T$ k3 J8 K
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ S  `0 Q! U# tSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 Z7 \! \# i- D
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ N7 b9 Y5 Z2 hCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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1 n4 r3 u4 F1 s5 E+ VTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" W( D) V  a# ?7 ^  B; l
HAROLD:       A teacher & c, n  v( R$ p- u7 k7 r( a6 S7 n
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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