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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( Q; F. V5 ?5 F& r$ V
MARIA: Here it is.: U0 v2 b+ ?1 L+ J! g$ ~
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
& U, v$ d1 a1 YCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 P$ r& F9 c- {4 |0 s" {' O- xJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; M& E0 Q- E& o2 o5 H1 G9 \( LTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 L2 z0 u) e$ ]: ?# c
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& A& D7 L9 ^7 ^9 n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
! u* j0 f7 G/ b0 P' G: wGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: [. @; Y+ s( M8 f8 M3 x! c
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 {. B; }1 ]+ L. z( ADONALD: H I J K L M N O.
' Y$ d) n, J. u/ l* HTEACHER: What are you talking about?* h0 l1 ^$ b E6 s
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.( o! W' t, A- ?2 G
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1 e1 G: l# v$ c& Y$ {5 Z2 K+ qTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ C* h h7 K) i r; n* a: x7 M
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 x' d9 o- b4 J* ^* N
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- w5 v T" Q5 a/ o" v+ u/ v5 J
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7 h$ |4 ]( m+ lTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" d5 n' \ D8 Y% O0 n9 a* s H v$ TMILLIE: I is..
9 i3 E6 _0 Z. S' Q+ S! ZTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 H: z; [1 |8 ?% [MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 N+ }% z- S f3 v. b! T) O
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0 i. r* V/ ?: ^% P0 y+ kTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% Q3 U# g3 j% P. w% D9 WLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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. d& c6 ~5 l& f4 C( i) G5 z. uTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ b+ U' X$ R/ g# F- H% U/ U
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., P3 `! N/ i+ B, p1 o
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- b/ c5 {' h8 E0 aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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& O+ ] `" L x. W5 cTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" r& T5 h% `9 J
HAROLD: A teacher
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