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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. I4 P! p+ Y( e7 C. M6 U* n
MARIA: Here it is., e) L2 h' f; f' L% `
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?- | M+ V- N9 ?2 l1 J! A( g! W. a
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 d" l7 N; b4 B+ J5 X! x1 b* W
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 Z! H6 `" S# a/ y9 T, WTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 b! N. u5 d7 M1 y! d7 N
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' c& T; t5 y% A3 g, f9 ] x& `! [) b
TEACHER: No, that's wrong0 W' ?% r9 e9 h( u; ^ I0 P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 r0 t: d4 G2 X+ m6 v. lTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 o/ b- Z6 u5 V* Z1 P( k3 aDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 Q4 P7 {6 l) j9 L8 u
TEACHER: What are you talking about?" m2 S- P% W- a% M6 R0 }" n& U
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* w8 R* \) T I$ j& R
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 y, f, q: Z! o: W- a i
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ d- D. T- J) y. [* oTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 T" f( I# h9 v$ \: A
MILLIE: I is..* A/ y! @1 C, l% P7 B* ^
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ k' X2 {% u* q S
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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! R+ v/ d- n# U' f! sTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?6 w$ I9 T/ s& m3 u, K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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~, U2 G# ~1 u9 I5 bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ s6 Z$ v9 V0 {2 k# }% E
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 {0 b& k5 L2 n5 H8 `8 I9 B
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?) \2 Z6 G* m. o2 L, z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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; I3 `# G* v9 }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?0 m; x. ]( w" N1 N; c& D6 u
HAROLD: A teacher
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