埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4884|回复: 7

Kids Are Quick

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .. u! \& ]% ~; b0 B' M
MARIA:       Here it is./ ]% J$ ~# p. C8 V$ U
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( N& K7 ?+ j+ P; H5 {& L, r
CLASS:        Maria.
$ |% ^9 J: X4 I7 {____________________________________* o& C. A3 `* E& R) \% g
  : L" y. V7 R, C) @# Y& Z
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' Y8 H8 x! Y# n$ h% P( o+ ?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.1 P4 k" c3 H, r' @) \9 D4 t
__________________________________________; O; @4 }, t" b

6 z% g5 h: e! p8 x" D" W, P! Y* JTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) F6 K5 o. |9 A& w& O" u/ |GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 E9 V! l: t, {% V% o6 j9 E& l$ wTEACHER:  No, that's wrong" D( I, X( {- S4 x0 R8 w: Q' M
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! I: A7 Q5 {( x' m
________________________________ ____________
$ W$ ]4 a% t- t! R2 J/ O+ x& Q) M; T3 B( }+ L" ~1 H) K
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: E8 j" Y4 d  ?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
" k' J; b2 t( z" [/ uTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
3 ?+ \1 S0 k; v  r, l; H8 `8 c3 bDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
; r8 L9 K" b" o8 U3 G__________________________________
7 l7 O/ m) F& @  o, _3 M; X
9 V& u" \; L: z1 X- I& {7 H& dTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& z6 [( N0 |3 PWINNIE:     Me!
" @. q3 O3 S; U/ n& ?$ _! h/ v) Q__________________________________________
( v/ Q8 @, F/ m& N* q) T" {/ W2 x! Z6 P" a8 Q! f! H1 `% x  n
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! x. h, ^9 k+ c1 B
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
) ^3 B, {7 O; l7 `+ a_______________________________________
1 k( G4 r: }3 V  o5 t! B' L' V! o- b& B1 ~, ], [. P6 z. Z- ^
TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 B" ~. Y3 |' `  a1 yMILLIE:          I is... R- I% M6 x3 i1 O
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 E2 b+ H! \7 s6 H' P* i- AMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ! K) _$ l* j1 j3 s

/ A! X: _( |1 {9 X2 S2 t4 \  z_________________________________
- U8 e) {( ^" P" [7 o9 ^+ @4 I7 c
TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( S4 q; e' `' j2 [! {5 @1 x
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ' Z& {1 t4 I5 H& \& m. l# g; G
_______________ ______ _________________' Z1 g# p" m+ f3 A% {* P
   
' V7 d1 H  a  d4 ]4 ?1 Y9 g3 N( R/ DTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) E" F/ I- u9 e& \
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
% ~! W: O/ M: w, J, N; E_____________________ _________" e* @1 J# A+ Z# z- d" q; p' a* q: Z9 }! M
    , }# o6 n2 Y# F. k) e
TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. P1 w, X' ?, \% _( ~. h7 r
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
' O9 h6 o3 o2 \' ^' u" N7 ]# D  s___________________________________8 `" m7 q2 V2 O+ H0 j7 S

; ]" P2 b0 A7 B, x5 aTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 K, r- {' W: _7 _HAROLD:       A teacher # J4 Q% N8 F) \7 e2 M
5 A3 G- |1 X/ k6 [8 f
__________________________________
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:09 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
& E$ M8 Q1 U* `
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-1-21 21:17 , Processed in 0.108514 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表