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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; v6 [. Y/ K( e/ p, {7 vMARIA: Here it is.
$ [5 R1 p- C/ s7 |TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 e$ [- C4 d7 a, _( R8 h6 n7 RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) s! m2 x/ F% {- w* RJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', O9 j# J M0 |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 d* z4 U* T9 x: ^/ |5 H0 f8 c- B- nTEACHER: No, that's wrong8 X! d0 n( _0 g/ A! J& B1 ]
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.' O; Y& D% L# o; p) v) b# ^0 j
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 N- B3 @- i' X+ N
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ }9 P \3 i; ~) [
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" h6 D+ u$ d Z R' s+ N% mDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ O9 R4 x, ~/ k* d
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 {6 H" B* g5 B; T* ~: TWINNIE: Me!, I: U6 ^. k6 `
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: p& ^; @8 Q7 g0 a [: j" e
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( G3 D" v9 S% x! @4 y9 zTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 G+ j. w4 M2 b9 W, t# s. o" V% s5 |MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 ^7 L! Z! o1 a6 I) i9 Z
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$ y: j4 U* k0 \4 H0 lTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?6 b r: [2 a; F3 X) f, y' C
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# e; E, z& T/ q# T+ z+ R+ K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
y& p5 b. g8 U) V" @ Z/ }. ICLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" J7 {; n' ^" w5 B. |) kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. i- H, s2 B7 |" w) F' l7 `: V
HAROLD: A teacher ( c* w r1 p8 Z. r: U4 {
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