Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
* U; f. ^. z- _: x) b% ^5 V! pCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 h& B8 B; B9 q! g# ], s/ zJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 H; M4 {% J+ [5 M  \# B7 {TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) |$ L  [' t  v7 K; q6 u- DGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* Q# ]3 H7 e  p# `  p) S; |7 v" ]  {TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
# z. N: P  N- |. l8 C0 a" o: z! ZDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" z8 o% {% E$ z2 X' aTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, k/ s" i) X5 l( |& o( b2 MWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
6 U( d. Y. }1 P% o& ^TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- E1 l8 U% q' e6 l$ QLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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3 V5 V. h: w/ e9 u# c2 UTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" W% y& H* K' F& DTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 B, |9 X% o9 j' w) o; kHAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)