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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) ]( _0 M7 B7 i1 j9 Z, r9 s
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ u: Y+ a: N& T, E# }8 `JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
' ` }7 F( l6 \" q, e7 N6 s2 OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'- u6 s' R& E% Z( L+ H# X0 ~! D8 ]$ `
TEACHER: No, that's wrong% a" _8 W# N3 g7 \
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' D1 f6 L. z6 K: n
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 S, r' c4 E4 x9 @9 \0 K# v2 xTEACHER: What are you talking about?
% s s; V: k5 X: A/ D5 Y3 RDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- _+ Q9 H3 O; ]+ h
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: c/ E; f- z+ Q/ U# t6 _; j% k
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 K' ~# b: k* |' D8 X) a3 M' JGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 B, O& }: {+ F, \; AMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) T1 Q6 H0 b, G. i6 P
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0 T+ s6 j# _- Z; x& J+ GTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- u/ Y8 c2 d8 p6 u' @1 v; v2 ]* y
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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: {* K$ S( B- U* B$ k; Q8 ]! ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* M; w2 m- ^/ W7 U+ d3 qSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 h, A7 l; R9 \; D% _) z
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! [/ `- G3 T5 R1 b; Z" u( t) @( B3 k
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ c9 P" c0 \ D, t3 B" c x
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 k) U4 Y! L! ^( f* iHAROLD: A teacher 1 r# E; M/ f3 r: Y9 h1 m: x
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