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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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, n5 B% C" j, _/ D3 J& aTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 O1 a0 Q4 C( u
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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& h! t) K# g5 D- J8 F3 PTEACHER: No, that's wrong ~% J+ T3 M; c" R L D
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ r$ Y& i% u" E0 B7 g, S( T; U
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: ?7 e6 m1 c3 |' W5 @
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; A0 z& Y/ {0 n/ I$ d8 C4 N
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3 L, t) _8 T4 z& ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., r" T! T$ A% x
WINNIE: Me!! B% \$ I& Z6 I' p/ |* r$ k
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- M) H- m& c7 Q! R8 t, y. P- e1 CTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 B% u% y7 E) f6 j) Q
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 |; u1 Z E( D6 H( X2 l7 _" q) a
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 h9 ~6 Q0 T* J6 |9 y* j$ @" x
MILLIE: I is..
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2 y6 h0 j. V+ m' u& CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 Y3 K. W; M! G& p
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( w4 M Y, S: w0 J( {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. % h: [7 Y7 q' }, X. M1 ^9 x
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 x7 k4 I7 B" K: L
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) M V- c2 z) F( ]
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 G# s4 v% c( v& ?0 S2 c3 N0 iCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' h4 c& b9 ^& _8 ~* ZHAROLD: A teacher
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