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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) K2 M7 g' s- ?( Y* {5 h
MARIA: Here it is.* Y3 O8 f# z! k! J8 A
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) _! ?7 ?: g/ v& p, T; rJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) e/ q; |( H1 r. QTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 N6 ]) T4 ]$ @$ T4 Z7 yGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
i3 H6 J6 T" U4 m( i+ k( ETEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 k. G Z2 n' o; eGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, c4 o. O: n5 r( e4 J! HTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) }: a4 r+ d6 [. Y4 _1 F
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.* I+ @2 j3 }8 L. M& l0 A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 i/ H# S$ K' b3 V% k) S+ JDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 y* ^/ ^7 z- T; ^
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3 x, u6 c @. V. HTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ ~, F3 s7 }) ]2 F) K
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' @6 o9 O+ U. ^$ B8 U5 `! W
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' W+ \/ S; b2 l+ Q( d7 g* |
MILLIE: I is..: h+ t- G+ c' q6 p
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ a' P1 R9 h" x+ ^! uMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 j: A) ^; |# h2 I
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 g/ Y- r) q: G( Q. rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ D3 g' U0 m' H' x! `7 l
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`" c" f# t8 a8 ~% |* c% YTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( K$ a/ {( I: K! `, O+ |+ q
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 V3 O$ J! ]3 r+ q
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6 |( M4 y' {- i6 y% C+ lTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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