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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 N' `  D3 K+ Q9 v7 JMARIA:       Here it is.* G5 C; T# |' k. ?4 y  v
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" T3 Y* k, c# {7 lJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.* o" E) p' P. T3 u/ O
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2 U( @/ }  g- v) G; DTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': e4 m6 F) \7 a7 d- f4 @8 t
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'4 U# v1 u- v+ @
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
0 Q0 A/ R- k# V' N! @* c1 g0 ]& KGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 C' N. l) o6 k: G1 Z9 G! H
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 |5 P+ g: l2 ^7 `. J
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.& `5 J( S% l% W0 ~5 `
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?2 y% U' ?0 X7 r+ R6 a
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.* F2 b7 k6 b- ~2 T( V5 k
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 J. X3 }1 H  }* h! Z
WINNIE:     Me!/ ^# t' y0 w% c) o, i7 f: O7 L
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 J3 p9 W* _* k* YGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 v# H. U2 x: v/ V
MILLIE:          I is.." |. T3 y* ~' x1 b  n
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& m/ d7 Q4 g# q. ?
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     3 O2 c' F! y( e- @" G

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 D- Z; c: A9 f7 Y, s
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.     W) q: D, \! o' O( B- W: A
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?2 T/ R; i3 ?( V( b* e
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 |7 ?/ i/ @& r, |) CTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# Y/ q; P! X: k( NCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.8 z% h+ d" H3 r7 I# v
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' w: R8 J3 t* HTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# r! ?2 M3 ]# f6 r9 k3 qHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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