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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
3 W! G- Y7 I' F3 F7 D# F" @8 LMARIA: Here it is.0 J! I$ Z6 c* Y" t, x( U. l
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; _ g& O( G9 Z2 a3 V! d) W
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 U0 B( _) P' m. d7 D1 ?+ OJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# Q2 r( G2 K* e" D, M2 i) xTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ u, S; v5 C# n4 a$ ?, U' Y0 |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': ?3 g( i9 `* {% M7 V/ P) J2 p1 N7 K
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 `& U7 _4 a1 r8 IGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 @2 k J, o$ h& G9 KTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. Q# {- f2 A% R5 ^* B) x4 ]7 b% r7 EDONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 a+ {4 h: {5 R. W5 V& e) m
TEACHER: What are you talking about?3 f: u3 P& V, R9 T4 l2 u. d" j
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 s7 x4 ^+ B! G: l! p, m
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8 @8 q" A5 s$ l' t6 A; mTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" o# {3 K2 a: ~. lWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ {4 p% L0 [0 Y9 h5 Z0 P% D4 bGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- [8 N& R) G bMILLIE: I is..
7 M/ M9 i" m6 N2 i: [& tTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; G" f5 Y! O4 F3 K; _1 _MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' # d$ V6 S! \2 z$ x7 O# B5 `
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) }+ k9 L8 Y+ z; MTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 d8 H% U, d A! w; g! j9 F8 O
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 ?$ k0 g+ O4 s+ |( F0 N
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7 g& C- b! W8 m' Z: m6 W* tTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ N) M! O4 q4 d, RSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# _7 L/ b2 l3 @+ d6 YCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ A c/ }; X2 p0 w. F
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' _9 y/ ]+ J1 lTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 y' R$ u& W4 H! m6 d/ x
HAROLD: A teacher
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