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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
9 l; P- x4 ~9 G, p" n! b! fCLASS: Maria.
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( w& K1 U2 t/ n0 V+ d1 g6 VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 t* P' ?8 O( o- q
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., M) I9 V! ?! g% }1 q/ z
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' c1 E+ O8 c3 l5 c6 f- q7 w" Z2 RTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' P) @9 }# a' M. u0 ]2 n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 Y2 n/ z! I! r( z+ |5 E
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 [( E) F- K2 @2 |' [7 K0 VGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) P0 ?' O1 d3 G' R4 Q$ UTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ N n: R4 g) q2 B: \+ j
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, H: w- `2 F1 J8 i& s% zTEACHER: What are you talking about?2 l4 _9 P9 d! A* P& \# a
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. u, @" K$ \8 H% _WINNIE: Me!
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& \' }/ |; H1 [" }TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) h1 ]3 Q7 w) P3 Z. l
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 @3 a0 e. ^% _ w0 ]- nMILLIE: I is..
. D/ ~& A* l% f( fTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. D' Z* h9 T4 X# w/ E* ?MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : p9 p. j/ Y4 L2 B+ L4 L- n
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& w7 C4 M& V; ~: V& r# g6 \! N7 t: ITEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 z* G5 a7 O" h6 B4 b8 F3 uLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ L3 g" x( `6 e, d
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 u }5 L2 s$ b8 D6 p- {TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. w9 V% h; m& D. SCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 e: r/ o) S1 m6 W S0 F
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/ t7 `; `3 d* q0 m4 @TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?7 F! R5 c+ u$ l
HAROLD: A teacher
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