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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 b6 p7 z9 Q$ n
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 w$ L" l- n0 g' N6 p1 f
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* W: n* c. b% ?( u$ M3 YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 L! Q% Q" v1 C1 l. o: {) BGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 [) C/ d, B8 w4 yTEACHER: No, that's wrong9 S# Z1 X$ E; c3 j/ m
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" m, y: F; v6 \5 t) \$ s0 o7 m' ATEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 [5 _9 c! A' ZDONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 d+ K1 Y# b( G+ c* g" b+ s
TEACHER: What are you talking about?2 M8 h$ G& q$ x! \; d* L0 p: h
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 ~1 h' C1 i/ X! b" T, VTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 K# x0 I* p' I- ]$ UWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ D& r, o: G. YGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.+ z. U0 Y8 K& M: X" U0 Z2 f& Q
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( `% C* N' M$ l( q: a5 @MILLIE: I is..( |1 H! ~1 S/ k7 c* u
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' ]3 y: Z* ^7 x4 K8 |7 J, i5 S, \
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" p, b3 a3 J2 q; OTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 d& P0 s @3 q: d8 M! aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . b8 s. C0 `+ F
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/ ?2 W- H* Y5 V( h6 oTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ d9 H/ m1 x( f3 c9 z: w h
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# q) B: [7 l; ^" ]: mCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. w8 x( c: z- t* R r: @: Z% T
HAROLD: A teacher
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