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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' P. {9 U. K- D3 s8 i8 \
MARIA: Here it is.
# i6 ^: I1 L& b% `% tTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # R# |7 x4 |, b* F8 N( @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& i6 c/ K6 T/ ]2 S# F. W; [' p4 N) } ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 p; u; T: @7 Q3 z4 n* F
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
* n; p- ~- N5 m3 X: VGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) A& q* h% a2 E% j7 PTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ I7 q0 N3 E8 s8 T, J6 S/ p1 t
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
0 N; @& f A! M+ N3 ATEACHER: What are you talking about?
( D! O" s* Q) B! Z2 F# L. G5 e" yDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% x* I1 {5 U# m) }7 |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( J. v: L) A. N. t* @
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', g( S' e: Y. w% ^+ C
MILLIE: I is../ y. K( b8 T7 @; W4 J3 Y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 G8 I! M2 A8 F# p5 `
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 `% m* f$ a- b% C
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 Y2 `: j1 @# B* E
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 N# Z% V$ E/ r" t; j) vSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.% }& v2 c9 r: W+ u9 h+ J" H
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% o. I: G! F* `7 N! t( UTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& U7 u* ]2 L) p3 N6 L, z" Y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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- g! y: P! w6 ]# o1 ATEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# L) b, O1 x* g. f, z g
HAROLD: A teacher 6 X" x* R' l4 ~9 T, V' [8 k# H
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