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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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! R" V8 Y+ X1 E2 l7 \TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( u0 P1 V7 a! I. F0 u
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 |7 ^# S' p7 C8 R |. a Q
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( Y7 _9 J- \8 t) m* {/ ?, \: y- R$ ]TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': w4 I j; P: I
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 ?' y0 L6 I* i# Y' vTEACHER: No, that's wrong; d, d5 x2 i! w. S
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- ^* _/ q3 Q+ F* |- Q6 s) NTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& V& l) I6 K& ~
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.6 s/ H5 j- H: ]0 c) s2 f
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% T: {0 r2 {) sTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 D+ E/ t7 Z$ `' v& z) VWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! p2 N. _$ [+ z: n) y
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 u4 y6 F b) T. O7 g6 W% l A$ W9 z
MILLIE: I is..
. j9 r8 l) L1 f; ~. x3 B) ?TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: t0 E3 B; j' eMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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0 }8 u' b4 | O0 ]/ RTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?7 {+ ?1 w- P. A2 ^ ~( d: I1 l9 D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 W5 g' ^# i; p; _% Q: D! w
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 ]5 d2 ~ V1 K& U' P, _
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% b( a; q2 U0 aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 |3 J, e4 m0 s( ^HAROLD: A teacher
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