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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .7 W; s  l; b# e/ n1 H, {
MARIA:       Here it is.
( @1 j8 r7 ?+ I) }; T2 B' \TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
$ F1 e: k0 u" r. A* m) bCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 E! C5 W8 I7 n! m& {3 e0 g. lJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 t  ~: s% x5 ~- @* ?TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'. g6 Y) {/ d- }/ P) @
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& ]  t1 F3 L& o
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
& n# U% a" L: P1 Q# [. Q9 `GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 q+ {' A9 H& HTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; c' o. {% d4 ~0 c, L6 Q
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
& z# `" w) Q+ X& l. A6 oTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
% c2 D+ d9 C, u/ @/ HDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 ?  ~% u- }) i( l% RTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 R, `6 {, S" i& s7 m1 CWINNIE:     Me!
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. f' M& p4 z" c0 a! ]6 |- VTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, _5 ~  t* V1 c6 C+ E3 A; z7 T1 }GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 a3 W2 x' c1 E6 I: L. y  Q% i
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/ r' L& L6 |5 d+ n7 WTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') Y: ~$ a1 }  t3 ^1 B  ^
MILLIE:          I is..+ u( B5 t$ S8 k* Y1 J5 _' N! u$ u
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ M5 X- f% ~2 J# y. S% x
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     . a! c: C  i4 `( N

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* ]8 l% _* A6 z' @; [. v) m
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ! o. Y) c8 M( F+ |% H
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" @5 u2 L  q2 P3 r- u; I* nTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 A: E& \& L/ i& G' V6 a4 o
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 }5 S0 P; y5 q1 DTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% _" s& ~5 ^4 U/ oCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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  u3 ?1 k5 @! v% s  ?9 T: e1 kTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# `: |& `' r9 d1 i- u
HAROLD:       A teacher - E! U9 z/ M& l

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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