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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ B8 z) s! P1 QMARIA: Here it is.
# o$ Z; F* L( a& Q$ J9 uTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 I* L4 V8 i4 a5 s) k6 j. M. x1 N
CLASS: Maria.
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7 {6 b5 U' z( y; K* a* V6 r2 YTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 _9 e6 q+ {# ^, D7 o
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' W4 X/ ~2 V5 y) Q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. Z4 q7 r2 Z) Z: }* I( D
TEACHER: No, that's wrong' `3 G# Y( [" o2 [& {
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 R+ z( s: T8 L8 e$ S* G5 x; h
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 z5 Q* D U2 R9 D, X" h$ cDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 R( p5 F6 x) ]7 A0 @TEACHER: What are you talking about?, {) p9 s' W0 e8 S
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.& |" _& K8 K9 _9 T8 h, z' A
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., h* B( `3 Q- L Q" O
WINNIE: Me!" V& t$ _1 b% L/ E0 f8 q+ e
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 b( N, N* o3 b1 s8 e/ d- _GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
L8 T M3 U( v$ @; |8 IMILLIE: I is..
0 T' l5 B+ _" k7 GTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 u8 {+ Z3 c& v J% m( R1 TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 W' l8 ?$ Y, N, W
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 l$ m2 ~6 {7 s2 iLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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% |. q1 o, S* J. O, ZTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 S8 [; v( [" N& \SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. `4 G- t6 u( d# j
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l" _) W9 S' |3 ?7 D- TTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?) R; Z/ Y! i! g3 R- h* O4 U5 L+ L9 [
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., [8 H. R$ O5 e% x% s9 O" j
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 W8 f1 T% N$ M- ]1 A8 RHAROLD: A teacher & \; I" {+ {5 o; ` e& W$ {9 ^4 N% H
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