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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 a$ O9 ?; H- { V2 I* D
MARIA: Here it is.2 r* Q4 @; n, s3 A
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( ?) e9 y. Y$ ~: A. T
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( ` O5 e$ U4 w; H) ~
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ d1 I6 |8 s# I1 KGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
K# t: B: C8 D2 \3 LTEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 K1 R0 i ~0 A* y* @/ GGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 M. j' l- C( STEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 j- G2 u$ J X/ Z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.- o& Y$ i0 b, s& A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?3 O6 [0 R6 M; Q, ~$ o
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: A/ A% J/ ^8 [5 t! D8 ? ~TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ W+ f$ }. M! UWINNIE: Me!% ?: J# r2 D) t8 j& k
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. Q1 B) I) N& pTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- ]* \$ P9 R" a: LGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." f& S! f9 p+ }0 O* o
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7 e& d' m* k/ r" D) u1 n1 MTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 J; g) ~# V% }6 eMILLIE: I is..
7 H( {: k9 y( Z' N! [, oTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! i! x, t7 H7 i8 \) s: E( m; Q
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / \: D7 W/ P+ e6 t R3 ^' R; E
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 {0 ?- N0 o! E2 F* |8 j% oLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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: g, U) \; @2 C1 B! ~& FTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, }( M1 N7 L; P3 q8 F' OSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* V2 S, }) k( K
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! f& @9 U& @# S3 i' K6 HCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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( ` {/ z/ Q* C1 i) O6 n8 STEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 t* o0 U* B- t. `. ~2 uHAROLD: A teacher % ^( c7 f% w! {$ ], @/ v
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