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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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x! }4 E! o$ H* j r* \* L. ITEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 f4 p2 z; [& h: \ pGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 L& e& V/ W8 i4 CTEACHER: No, that's wrong. Z' M5 f+ F) _+ a& C6 q( e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ R" C# N$ l* E( JDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 |; d _8 a5 v! Q% K
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
) P. i P. m( r8 n, |2 {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: q, q+ V) J8 s2 W; f
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; y; Z$ j% [3 l7 S9 B7 KTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.- U+ ]" K& l5 k3 w
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 \8 ^1 i$ r3 ?6 K3 A8 }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 P3 Q% T& X( A& u" X+ s
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3 I0 w+ T8 k6 c" nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'! [; N$ Y( ]& y1 _5 O6 M
MILLIE: I is..
, v; W/ y( Y* }# ~3 kTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, C& o5 z" A( a9 ]MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 s K- x, ]% W8 w$ u0 P% K
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3 x; |9 y9 L# @* a5 s# ?TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 A6 y& F) r2 A+ j3 \! z" p- x0 E
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 ~4 f# E. ]0 Y$ C* D
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# Y5 f$ ?, o) y* l( O% z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* c, r8 K4 k6 E" w+ ~, A
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5 r/ W) c% O5 C. QTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; s, ]6 ^! v" H5 [9 j6 w
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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: e! I0 F9 }$ q2 v& g: ~' Y9 WTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ x4 m; Q+ l* F( C
HAROLD: A teacher & ?6 T0 u! U# }' j- G
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