Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# h: D' H1 {5 \. WMARIA:       Here it is.
4 N% \% a4 e9 T' @+ tTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
( G; s  j- l0 S5 w: `" O4 ?+ ECLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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) q* g/ W* h# o+ j" bTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( M- U  o6 a; z; t9 n$ BGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. [2 C) G& g* u! S/ u* a! ITEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ f) S, i: w, B8 d2 nDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( g/ _5 n$ l1 ^1 BMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) q: Z: ^& _; l) w6 {% [' Z1 ]LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. q: l( s5 u% A& y+ z, o% p0 fSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& j. e1 J- C9 e. a; _CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- E# u5 C9 j, {8 @% g4 qHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)