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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# Q2 A2 M0 D# Z7 gMARIA: Here it is.
" N3 j. z8 a2 x5 I7 ~2 M' F/ R0 bTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 J, \. ~: B& y- F
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 G8 R6 H& w/ h% A, B( G- f8 {
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 C7 z" t! W9 B0 e1 i( N) P& W$ z3 XGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': j9 S1 b$ b! }. n& o$ i
TEACHER: No, that's wrong: C3 W& f, ?9 v
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?! [; c% p4 I( N+ F K, E. P
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 \+ v* u$ C: c7 `( m+ c E% A
TEACHER: What are you talking about? p: a5 H* S' j
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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U! Q; m( b/ h" h% h b, P6 `TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.2 ?; t0 T0 |! P7 U1 ?* g$ q
WINNIE: Me!
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7 j- e4 h* `- j& k% x- ?. X2 ?TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 i8 \% [* ?$ i1 X" nMILLIE: I is..
' [3 v; a) y% C: }. rTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 }0 y1 _( t: r [5 @* m f; cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 X& d# N8 @' Q7 h- T
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5 b* ]) t8 \8 Q) P- i! i r8 u: I7 wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ R* `/ g5 l% qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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. n* w8 L/ r9 d( `- YTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 v; G# ~6 `) _) w9 E
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 l, Y; }# |/ s: d8 K
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) C' ^' Q' w" H( `8 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 L# _9 P- K5 E& ]7 F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" V6 e, w0 g8 Z/ t# C, XTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, ^" l* u. D& B/ _: R
HAROLD: A teacher 8 \0 D' P: A- _1 E/ F* U, h" t8 J
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