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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 m5 L4 A, ]9 m8 Z) E+ @) u9 m3 c
MARIA:       Here it is.- ]. W( w; T" `1 j& s# }1 \
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ K' r; Y: O: ZCLASS:        Maria.
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; k5 `9 a8 l1 ]7 L6 nTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; i, ^8 e) ]+ G  d9 e; SJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.5 a8 E1 C+ Z8 |; ~
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* O0 {. L6 C0 N4 z1 j+ HGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 D; _8 `+ d" N! P4 h
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong0 J/ D5 U: a# O! [$ l2 ~. G4 t2 E- n. [8 ]
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! P* j8 {5 S  c1 Z' j: f2 R" sDONALD:     H I J K L M N O." M8 T4 m1 S% w. ?( \: N
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
9 W0 ?: @5 u- uDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 h9 w$ k0 d" b3 BWINNIE:     Me!* \5 R& y. I8 F4 ?' P
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4 U. c3 `7 a1 [  t. ATEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 z& B1 T: }  V9 x" ]6 P: N' h
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 H8 g6 r- J# F% \" l- D9 O* \
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- S4 H; r$ S( B# d" r2 tMILLIE:          I is..
* b/ \1 O7 ]2 c7 E  \TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 S, B5 R% H( Q- T# @% ~MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' v( s7 p- R" R  Y# V
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   + x" ?$ O) ?& G; Q, \$ @
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% c) f  {* Q. hTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! H6 y+ d3 @6 E0 y  v# o5 ySIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) V' L" R; b* E  F+ Y
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 w3 `+ P; J" F6 {% Q1 a
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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7 j6 \8 n5 h# K4 s( lTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! M$ \+ o, A% P- Q+ x+ CHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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