Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, r7 p3 p. o) SMARIA:       Here it is.
6 o' a( |& a# Y+ rTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 h8 ?7 R3 V3 b3 X7 y9 B1 Q# jTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- u. N# R( T, s9 I* J+ f4 V( GGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
/ ]8 ~5 @5 U/ qGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# A+ a7 B6 r8 J  f: jDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 V' H% T/ O/ S2 v0 MWINNIE:     Me!
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' q- y  S3 q* }0 D6 L/ YTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, ?) B4 i* r7 I7 m4 eGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
. d& `( f8 U* I! Q# b) ]TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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, q1 ?1 u) R. \2 z# kTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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& I* {2 u) S; v  e' S- PTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ |% h' K( j% Q4 @' }5 A% uSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% g4 e, y; S) d. }/ W% A* c! ATEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)