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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ P8 e, ^: p/ Y
MARIA: Here it is.4 r) ?2 G" }$ b- \- |3 y" @
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. _. b2 o; e, A; d) \# a
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% p1 s, r6 X6 v: h y3 Z( RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % M8 H; z/ f @+ @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 o7 q! U2 c# r R" vGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') h# w; V5 D. E; s
TEACHER: No, that's wrong! J' z% v- i5 S4 [5 y8 |
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
( d l2 d1 \5 `1 xDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ ~3 S+ M7 }5 D! ?/ V: z
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3 ^# g7 ]: v) h+ S' G+ WTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( e8 i2 p% @& y
WINNIE: Me!( d$ ?3 Y; Y* M& o8 A. P9 P8 L' r
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2 U" Z. g7 c4 G. O' p' |8 nTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ D f) u( s+ @3 g7 ^ vGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" l' F7 x5 {. ?- ~. z4 i$ mMILLIE: I is..
4 V, w. s5 @4 ]0 ^0 ^: r( r) D) L# pTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ c' A7 {. Q* P' J" k
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & [) i" z' f+ |1 }; W
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+ I$ h) ^- ]+ c; t, ?7 |) dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& H2 M8 U/ ]4 C1 g8 R
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. % C2 S! f& ^& I: a. D4 }% l5 ^) |. a
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" S; C; |: o' ]. K6 T% w$ t9 vSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 B. n9 Y" {$ Q' f& K2 c
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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