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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* f& Y" r; A" \& l' Z! oMARIA:       Here it is.
3 W7 g2 z: l9 O8 y" HTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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0 R7 c! t* G: `TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& H% ~4 g1 o* i" `; o& YJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" l9 J, f: s8 B' }$ VGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 h( D1 @! P' iTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
+ g$ ]4 r& C+ I0 Z. n0 KGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ a. ?( S' x( z9 a
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; F% ]" E( }( L8 V% }
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.3 F- C  }1 _4 a  g
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
( N4 r8 ]: N5 E9 H- Y/ P  PDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.; e3 h# B$ Z% k
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* R2 F6 j/ m3 m( T# x5 iWINNIE:     Me!5 v! j5 K; h  E! E# ~
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/ ?7 v% w1 \5 L) d( T! m2 `7 h( ZTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' [* R+ n. t, U
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ U8 L  i3 N+ N2 Y. YMILLIE:          I is..
& w8 c; S- Z4 aTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'' Y/ P9 x7 C/ A: K, c$ L8 j2 F
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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: y4 h! r* _( dTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, E$ Q2 u8 [$ r. p2 f' U" a  }LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ; Q5 D+ ]) {9 |) ^8 b
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" l0 a4 S# d4 ~7 Z4 BSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 C% ^8 v: p) r. X) K
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" C8 u& e! Y# l: sTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 b, A3 S" \) \5 ZCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 O* }/ ~, ~* }0 P3 E" E; ]  E
HAROLD:       A teacher + S& W5 m. p& u. }& E: G

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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