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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& j7 }7 {3 l% A
MARIA: Here it is., R* x; ^9 u' J# Y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 n9 s) f( e, k( N" bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' C7 G- v: m, u/ A2 ~
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 k. r' G8 D0 q5 g% t
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
1 G* E+ {5 p L5 \5 \' rGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.' f6 v' k7 q2 j, ?$ A+ ^! [
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 v( E+ o- X/ F9 ~/ l7 U4 v1 }DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 r: o4 m( U5 t0 e) jWINNIE: Me!. w: q3 i% p$ A
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9 S9 ]6 [1 I5 C1 dTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) }. y& B; |8 t0 _& z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' Y o5 y: B) `( i. I6 e
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- n8 f/ O% \& v5 J* BMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 O/ w6 L, a: @' X0 w1 ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 t, B3 U3 T: n
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, Y( A9 p/ Y* q8 W! gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& P2 B8 X% w: `4 a# s& i/ [
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# ?2 q+ i F! Z& e
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3 v$ e% |% p2 C% L& VTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) a; A2 u6 Q4 k! H+ hCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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+ R2 g3 L8 z1 a1 r: tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 `- ]* B9 R1 F( [2 G' Y" Y! ]4 |HAROLD: A teacher @( b. f/ B5 z# ], }- R3 G
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