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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, |7 ^9 w; F" fMARIA:       Here it is.) c, C" b2 \' i) K
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- F* i4 g' A7 ~TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . t) s; N/ {& [* V) k' E8 u
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- P+ j# Y3 w8 s1 r1 b+ zTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( M. X7 u7 `. i0 e6 `
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 f1 s" Q& J; I0 [; s! i. p4 ?TEACHER:  No, that's wrong2 ]9 F, N9 J! \" v" ~- Z
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* z) i2 M+ o6 H- y" e" V2 K" r
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O./ I; Z2 X$ u' p  ~
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?; z" P+ F- l3 P# l+ K
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 W( M% ^" ?5 W
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; V8 h* a% S1 ATEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.! f/ f) e2 P: {& V6 `
WINNIE:     Me!" F; m: f0 |( T' U
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# f. X5 Z- e& Y: U- m% L0 ?: @# rGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- L9 A# e- j4 e+ [7 _- i- HTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. X# e: v% H- g" UMILLIE:          I is..( F; S; b3 S( H( x
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 I8 p7 V  `& O( B; {2 L
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     : y! s, b7 N$ L3 v1 i" {9 Q: [
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 i9 \% N. y; [: ?' L: L  sLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   . \4 K8 E' s# z
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2 N' {$ [  B! j! P, zTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 M- e' p  z' F) Y. t& P4 USIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 d) W0 k1 E# y1 K( c" jTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ K- m4 h! v  u- D" k3 H, zCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* |" v5 Q6 X! b+ A, K$ zTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# q+ A* ]5 ]. l
HAROLD:       A teacher 3 A+ k  C* Z4 O9 G3 t  K# @

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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