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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
4 q; o4 n( z9 R' l [2 _MARIA: Here it is.
# k7 o; Z* V% k( ?+ ]TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: w$ G: Z! c# ?CLASS: Maria.3 [" U: @0 `& Z' A% l8 |: t6 t. S
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9 D$ E; D& q4 z' _" I" rTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 [9 Z3 l3 ?5 { l7 r' `( \JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
: v/ O7 O+ x: @6 zGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 V8 M- P1 f" oTEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ U% C) B* h5 k5 CGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& ?0 h" [9 P J
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% @8 r8 n) W& m; I. OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?. c! N1 i! ?) Y& F/ p) e
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 ~& ]* P6 {$ s* F" l4 B
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! x+ C1 t8 A& p. W, l
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: A& I1 Q& B [/ O3 h, vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. r+ A* Z- ~! ]. M3 s6 W, X& g# JWINNIE: Me!
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2 }9 s3 g4 N; i" O) ?/ F: tTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 g7 ~ T/ Y# T! t4 O5 IGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.# s( g* a: [6 e1 x/ J+ v
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$ y0 b. ~* Z4 @1 P& N* h0 m8 e+ |* DTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 M' e% p! u. Q2 xMILLIE: I is..4 T% n' j7 t! Y1 t
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 {! E! m% K5 Z7 k" k
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 z% M3 k/ i1 }4 f
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* H3 ^, z( i; o. a/ U3 ~
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ i6 A0 ]/ e/ K) R( D& H6 \' n" M
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 p% N9 p$ `0 p \
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.& B7 Y% Z! z' `' e
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, X( o8 M" U# ?! PTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 |! N! ~* Z/ _3 m$ ACLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 n8 \- j3 v- S- ^5 X" p
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ z/ e4 l' z7 B5 {3 C3 k' eHAROLD: A teacher
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