Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& [$ K  \) r- n( }# p* e* _3 C5 fMARIA:       Here it is.
6 K: b; _! R  I3 e) Y+ D* _TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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. @2 n* s: A$ w: k' aTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' P8 o4 V, G8 Z1 oJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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" E! ^; v. R  e2 @2 N* e* _. MTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( K% u5 l: {# e! h% UTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  R, R/ q% D4 U5 TDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
( e8 O2 n' j* a, `% D3 xTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" O+ m) ^3 M! B" C, cTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& ]* c: t, \+ B1 I  b* i9 FMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 q. E6 y0 g' l7 ?MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 s2 N4 N: I+ W: M% {, YLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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9 \$ F1 {( X/ [TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 a/ n" J# x& iHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)