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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. s/ z. g2 q+ y$ F* [6 l
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 W6 Y4 a( ]7 z: KJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 W6 ?( m1 M7 T# t! t9 s
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h$ T# e7 d8 A1 O: iTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 \5 w6 Z0 c b) t! ~5 B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ @' N; X9 H2 L' T8 oTEACHER: No, that's wrong/ \7 ^1 _3 _4 d' X- E0 t
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?. V" E' U- D3 f9 U! N
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.8 L! e5 K; I+ R8 j8 J
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
4 o# D) k$ ?0 P9 QDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., [$ T2 M$ F7 F+ s1 b) ~' j
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 \, o7 N" h' TWINNIE: Me!) Z! a+ v$ V& B
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3 v, o' r0 q/ _. `" T dTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; e5 ?$ Y8 T/ X }
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ \7 Q; F) d, B
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ G7 O7 e4 J% G% `MILLIE: I is..
- x) _0 v3 S2 f) {7 ATEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'- v( L8 i. J% E4 T( a; |- A6 k
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ i9 H/ a& M: M" k
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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6 j2 w' m8 g4 [$ a3 |9 w) B( G4 mTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 h1 V y' O* G4 q1 LSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* t* w& A6 k; ~, C$ W2 L: {TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" N* R& z# v: o3 f7 v, z. \
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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- v$ y) M/ p+ Y( A1 gTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, X+ t8 `/ y) H, e
HAROLD: A teacher
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