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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. C% r" m% i, ~
MARIA: Here it is.
/ P7 r; \# N) _0 I9 nTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
( P9 C9 V9 _# [$ i3 D6 kCLASS: Maria.
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5 f' k$ ~% M& b1 q: A; K( MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 c+ Z8 J' L& T4 c4 i8 V N8 |& WJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ I0 S6 m: p' S1 lTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. f4 Y# f' [6 c& e3 {GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ w9 o/ d4 `7 |TEACHER: No, that's wrong
6 E m: ?( L$ H8 }; |& MGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) v( ?5 H, @1 Y; P8 ~$ D9 V! _% v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! n* `# T% P8 a9 ^4 W( a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?- e4 F6 R" |/ U( ^
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) a9 I1 k" r$ yTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( _& X$ P. \, X. M) J
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, R: w% |. ?9 RGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( B/ |, f% i6 O) ^/ J; K
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 y8 r" q$ s$ }$ m% T! N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 S0 u6 }$ p6 x$ P- W
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 t3 l9 v, r/ j5 S% ~LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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: @$ x3 W1 R( ^5 g' R1 LTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* C( G/ O+ }' D# U, L. B% C
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# L# m) \! K" p6 j. q; E A
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# o1 |) I# L! fCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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* m+ R: X1 `- s+ q0 QTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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