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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 J; \2 {3 s: f% i: t3 \
MARIA:       Here it is.
+ M# S: P: G' O2 |TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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. g2 f& m+ A: X( w2 y2 y$ {; m: |TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' L. m; Z& J) S# R; ~! N! E. _
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 H' S2 E% u; s) K5 ~6 ?/ h% \TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 p3 W: x6 ^3 g1 ^  Y4 ^
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 v* [4 J* T, i" L3 l. h4 L
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong. w6 J# q* D; S: r
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 u" Z5 v2 Y9 u
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+ A  Y/ b; b1 v8 eTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 I, l5 i# v7 x- {6 P' O
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.! v/ ]4 L0 I+ y* }" d/ v3 w2 }
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?: d* z9 ?! \2 f; N5 o
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.' x& W7 U. |' U
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& \; m* ?4 f, [: ^/ ^% lGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 f' d5 L/ X9 V! ^
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8 j+ w) p; D2 U' X. j+ a( DTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
  u% a5 r3 k$ m3 WMILLIE:          I is.., \+ t7 m! o8 V& P0 A$ [+ G
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 ^& R/ {6 w- }# A  yMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     . X& \9 D- R8 B' b, y, }& v! s4 |

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' V0 j2 Y6 m" k- W2 u: o( LLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   : ?# H+ |- N) c4 `+ X8 ^0 Y
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" G( |* a& e, w5 A( u- ?SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, @+ A4 r6 ?2 O9 N! |& ^: e
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.* Z# c! `2 c, [' z) ?5 v" q3 l' D* \
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0 f! Z# j4 P! M9 d8 D- d+ UTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) J7 I& H' y8 v
HAROLD:       A teacher ( _' S$ M; s: a

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........8 C# M& E( `- V4 `' I) D
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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