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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ F: Q0 r$ n2 p" s4 \
MARIA:       Here it is.* w% T" @0 g/ ]1 i& ^
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ Q1 I" G: n* W
CLASS:        Maria.
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+ m3 ~9 H% n; z) e8 r3 ETEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! h3 [( S* i# J4 d2 a
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.0 L# K  _1 N+ Q0 C/ q( D
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8 e. ?6 r  ?3 F: _) @0 c- s5 E, ETEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 \( c* N/ K; T: N/ `& D; R& j) G6 \& {5 G
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 }9 O9 ]; V1 A9 nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
5 j) V4 w5 T* a* MGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& }, ?) o% _+ r& N- D6 p# dDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
* [$ N; I* ]5 u; X( _* J( `& UTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
! S9 p* ~; T8 qDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. r+ F+ p( Z% N/ W4 N9 S
WINNIE:     Me!
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0 H. i) j; a/ l( Y7 e. ATEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 m4 N9 `: U5 `! J8 X/ RGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. y2 w2 X$ L- k0 x3 U) Q8 VTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) X2 j% k0 }( l) u  v! \$ t) `MILLIE:          I is... e9 l& C& u- N6 v  X  G: _
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 @7 W- k( w- ?2 s5 h5 a3 ^MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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+ y. P; z% b/ dTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, B9 N3 r& @4 v) MLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   , Q8 r: ?8 i% A, T% d
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' e6 j0 l8 \  h5 K. S* a1 l; h
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 O$ O' s+ h, x2 h1 t- {$ U  s
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; ^# O3 j( @3 [  v4 KTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 X, I$ h4 O; q( N  E, P$ v* `CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& y2 G1 f: @3 U- q8 }
HAROLD:       A teacher " k# z% K; ]; L; V! a4 [

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........6 z5 ~+ e1 a" h
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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