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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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' J- ^9 g/ m" x( X2 a! YTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 j% p" z* m0 s" r9 T9 Z. ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 Z7 R/ H) v9 ? U6 m+ W6 l* O
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y& y; G& Z' {0 l3 d& g' x3 sTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- y3 \2 P/ G9 x6 T- }GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) t J% s0 [. w0 O9 g" r0 oTEACHER: No, that's wrong
* m& a7 l8 E1 S6 yGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 i1 I4 Y0 a# ~* {8 @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 M$ I% O4 j( {+ b) Q% \
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* `+ s0 N8 P0 {/ A0 F9 \TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ ~1 d: l b6 c. @8 J* D
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 H! e, n7 e2 f9 U/ ?3 qWINNIE: Me!. f! p; {! ]/ \ n7 ?+ u
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 I j. u& P' {' _/ G) ~! o- vGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 V. g! o$ y$ y& C" _6 \
MILLIE: I is..
% r; _, ^! p4 |TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', v" u+ x, |; U9 K
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- t$ i7 f0 T* S/ KLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) x9 h( n3 A7 d/ U
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. O% K( x' _# N6 N+ m# k5 C% k/ fSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) U# ?# N2 J! ^: f* p
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& {( c$ n, F5 A
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 p8 j6 x: o5 @% l' F {
HAROLD: A teacher
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