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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .. Z& F0 C6 j0 z
MARIA:       Here it is., X* Y1 [( G3 `& B' v" `& u
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ h# R' g5 Z% g7 d5 AJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.3 l1 o& X7 e1 h. }# `% a
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) Z( ?3 `) A! L9 s- `! uTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) S5 z3 {9 `( D: t$ RGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', L  A7 M0 l  r# Q. I7 X0 k
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong7 L, N$ k2 B' j' n
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, N. e( k0 Z9 ~/ y) [
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, x/ l1 A! F* B+ J/ z- j% G# sTEACHER:  What are you talking about?. \* V3 X6 o- g0 N
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; R: B6 R0 Y4 r' \& G
WINNIE:     Me!
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6 _: R3 ?3 g1 A& C( O7 o( L( I9 MTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- d( l5 D# k! P; rGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.% z- B5 N: A& t8 E/ \0 n) k2 n9 H
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7 m( J' Y  R: z3 i# nTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, _* d% [# |; u$ V7 @/ VMILLIE:          I is..
; I5 O  e0 r4 y& aTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& i( j3 y: F3 _' d* d, u( _MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ' ^& S) t" \0 ~, m

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+ B6 |0 h5 s* @, O2 gTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- N1 J7 X) {6 ]7 z( s) ?, [
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 c* e& b9 I) D; f. U8 @$ f
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) v) e, c2 f, B: U& STEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 T3 D/ ~& T; E: _6 }, }
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% |) V! B2 @; E+ H, [% ?$ WHAROLD:       A teacher 9 s8 U. p" l* c- U+ d% L& H

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........# \* |6 K- K3 F
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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