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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 d, W, [7 U# L& B/ b
MARIA: Here it is.
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/ Z& E' C- l* c' c' q: MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : {, O4 Y* u- M$ i- k! r6 E
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) j% l6 n; s- ]( G
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6 q, J, b3 {! F, v8 _TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 F2 m" {: ]! l6 r! M/ B3 A
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 R* x( u: o% k- {3 [, |8 \
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ B0 \# c; y$ {4 e: ZGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) Q. ^* o8 p' o. k# T
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 p+ _0 {- G" `2 Y4 C) i8 G
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
: N6 F! s& w( E5 v! {' _TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, R4 |' `% x# q# u$ J# HDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ V/ E' Q G* M) o* E2 j4 iTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 ?9 C$ P" P+ A2 j7 ZWINNIE: Me!
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- A" a1 M" q0 d8 pTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* X9 f( @( B: K8 l, r4 b6 qGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 _$ g5 O- ]) |
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8 D) S l, b* b( f/ Z3 e- n5 a- bTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 j$ D# X# m3 @8 z7 W
MILLIE: I is..7 ^# A2 Q$ r4 ^' _& }
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! z: C* d" a4 T" j7 v: K
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 l" y' f8 A* `9 E9 e* O/ gTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 @2 ?, ^9 R; Y; D6 [) lLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 M2 k, s/ {0 h& Y, C) Q2 }SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?) B+ w0 h0 [9 v
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ B! _ [ R `/ b
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 }/ H* z5 s5 i, y+ i' ^! cHAROLD: A teacher
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