Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
8 \% v" h) @6 a) g$ O" ?" dCLASS:        Maria.
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$ \5 O. e' ?$ t7 _TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 Z4 L& a" O! HGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
. w. Z% x$ C) h- l* cGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ B1 u3 u: x4 {1 B! eGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; y3 D: F' D- N+ y$ ~! L4 [! G3 mTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" V/ v' A/ W9 _& g- @- I4 i0 g  uMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 _5 M1 `: n9 R2 d( [% x% W- OMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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5 J2 h! u5 l' t! q( b& TTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 F& I' c2 }5 l) pTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 K7 E9 c% T9 LCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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" X0 A. c8 c1 h7 d% I: L& r& MTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# J  ?1 s) J: j' q* g1 ?HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)