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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: q: E# I! ]" w' p
MARIA: Here it is.
% c" X- s8 Z6 X, eTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ m. V6 H& g o" z6 @& L( i
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, R0 F' O; f* L- p2 G3 q/ y* cJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ ^' e: Z) v/ s& J7 M
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ ^7 \/ r, ~$ j, d9 AGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# b3 _5 i8 z6 k9 ~TEACHER: No, that's wrong' G# D, _& t% a* h# P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: f! }6 t& d* O* J
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' m" E# v2 G3 V1 h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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' b& Y9 {8 f1 L) J8 ^; zDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 n# M7 @ U% V0 N
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! A2 A. k5 s" n5 H' z v- c+ c4 jTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' C! A3 G- g. a) [7 Y6 P
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" w9 T( v9 }3 X# ], K" @GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* Y# {! |6 H* v( ]7 \8 s$ A
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0 h1 H4 \( a" k( WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 v& u0 a/ ]8 s# ZMILLIE: I is..: V, |$ t5 d$ t: }
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 u0 Q+ ~$ n7 l! QMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 5 u }6 D' o) d* K' s+ D. H
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& m+ ~5 V7 c8 w5 @! ETEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ S% k- K5 x- \9 ~% r; }5 ? nLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) x# n! `& d* ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.& }7 c0 K- E( O7 \& E2 R6 }: |
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0 ^% c9 Z& ~( m. mTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% W$ W& F- x. q- X3 U: B
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 ^; R5 ?$ P1 O" k' }+ q6 J) H) D
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0 q/ ~) f, B+ s" Y% uTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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