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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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3 W7 g2 z: l9 O8 y" HTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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0 R7 c! t* G: `TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& H% ~4 g1 o* i" `; o& YJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" l9 J, f: s8 B' }$ VGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 h( D1 @! P' iTEACHER: No, that's wrong
+ g$ ]4 r& C+ I0 Z. n0 KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ a. ?( S' x( z9 a
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; F% ]" E( }( L8 V% }
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 F- C }1 _4 a g
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
( N4 r8 ]: N5 E9 H- Y/ P PDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; e3 h# B$ Z% k
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* R2 F6 j/ m3 m( T# x5 iWINNIE: Me!5 v! j5 K; h E! E# ~
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/ ?7 v% w1 \5 L) d( T! m2 `7 h( ZTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' [* R+ n. t, U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ U8 L i3 N+ N2 Y. YMILLIE: I is..
& w8 c; S- Z4 aTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'' Y/ P9 x7 C/ A: K, c$ L8 j2 F
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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: y4 h! r* _( dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, E$ Q2 u8 [$ r. p2 f' U" a }LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; Q5 D+ ]) {9 |) ^8 b
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" l0 a4 S# d4 ~7 Z4 BSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 C% ^8 v: p) r. X) K
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" C8 u& e! Y# l: sTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 b, A3 S" \) \5 ZCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 O* }/ ~, ~* }0 P3 E" E; ] E
HAROLD: A teacher + S& W5 m. p& u. }& E: G
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