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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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2 D2 f, Z- J( S2 ^TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& A' Z' H7 Y, a& h: S6 P; b. @JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& l1 g& D7 F1 J7 E4 O% n
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0 C3 y4 c/ T% \: O1 [TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; o" L3 x1 ]* q2 u$ Y: d0 |GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, d4 e# T9 Q! A/ |+ OTEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 k* c q+ X2 v- z J+ F6 m7 Z3 lGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: n. D( m* B4 M9 T/ F( {
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. V$ l/ P2 E' _6 p, g* ?TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 [1 F: `+ G- k: K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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# ~7 i$ t/ ]& d9 J+ G# c iDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: }1 l$ D2 _7 W& K
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7 v. q0 _5 K6 U _' ]: |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' [+ w6 H( X; T; ]$ G! _# i
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 j( D- s4 q- P% u" a7 h/ g
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( @" y6 d) X- D+ L' y: QMILLIE: I is..
' ]+ T+ p5 U' Y+ E( HTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 x: H/ Q( b9 G+ MMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) n. ?# _ X4 m( \' S
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' J* w2 |: h' c7 r' o, xLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. # X9 z& @# v1 A: t- s. Q
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) k* n& V5 G& I" H
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- A }: N L/ m$ n9 d6 v8 W9 b$ V
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, }6 b5 f9 b7 u+ n( MTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?' L' D. i* X9 e2 B" Q
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.6 p% K% `: ?3 W! ?
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7 n1 d; z( x; P1 e" Z' J& B: XTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ v" [6 k: g& R* W+ P5 r
HAROLD: A teacher
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