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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .0 k1 M% Z/ v& D+ D% D. n
MARIA: Here it is.) _1 [5 l& N. j
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?! o+ j+ C: d" [- g& f0 C; e
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: a$ y- P& V' r! P1 O3 MJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ s" H. t% F+ D+ v1 ~' yTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; m4 K* W* N, {# FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': v3 X; O* U2 K* D5 ^; M3 r
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' Q" B; f2 |" H3 [6 O" dGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ F" N* n7 D7 Y5 N$ B$ l2 Z
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ ]2 L" D9 `2 W
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! t4 `# {& ~4 f6 u+ B2 l, t. H
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- T3 | A5 U$ Q. PTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 g$ u, j1 w( B5 Y' jWINNIE: Me!
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: |' x |( ]' F6 v# a3 [3 V' J \TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& O" {6 `3 s' P$ S, o
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 P9 M0 d( T, ?# fMILLIE: I is..) X6 X1 j5 x z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 [' A& ~6 w! ]/ y# W7 AMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ! ~; |) N& O; Y4 y% `' ]( \
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% {' f4 t. _- m; q" }
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' r1 `. Z2 C6 V9 f3 u: XTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& ~* G3 b" J- }: L+ P6 ^1 g$ pSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 j6 J0 m. g3 N' ~7 _
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) F4 x4 s, M" T/ ~7 r9 ?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 B: {7 Z0 t9 Z9 u. U- D
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ V; F2 b6 e/ X4 z
HAROLD: A teacher 2 C/ p* K+ y9 {* R" q
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