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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ." g0 K8 G, f' m4 O8 t
MARIA:       Here it is.
  H- _+ |. i; |& u! GTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 \  T0 h- j/ i- _9 ^
CLASS:        Maria.+ C, h  c3 B. d! j
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. q6 N# s2 V6 u* s0 FTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . B# d# n  I* b) [
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables." b' L- P5 g8 v' }  x3 h' V1 [
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') ?5 B" Y8 ]& x$ K/ f7 ]/ L- x
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, x8 D! I# m. STEACHER:  No, that's wrong+ P$ y" e$ g% A! ?# ^
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.* x/ f5 S" m' ~1 m* }
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7 z, |2 D7 t8 Z0 X) c) sTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# z" w9 P5 f% m: @( @DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.6 K# S: i8 `% X8 K5 |0 B3 `3 |
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
$ L# _- o0 G; XDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% C7 u& q$ x% v) xTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( A' n3 h1 j9 L# E% ~' v8 u3 BWINNIE:     Me!
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: r* S; {6 [8 `4 B" [6 j1 R0 YTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?% W; @5 F( t8 N, L
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 T- Z+ w4 F6 F, T9 @
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1 e% }6 M+ f; a2 \/ z; a) ?9 STEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 m, l4 Z4 `; w# sMILLIE:          I is.., _# b1 K' c' X
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; B+ d6 P* @( K* c  x  r0 ^' hMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ) k4 {+ x! \0 d/ U+ V' [. t
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4 k) H0 m, P: Z: ~* V3 mTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 @& v1 H7 c+ p
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 |1 I+ H) ~. Y, P6 K* m% h8 A" VTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 \" U$ q+ A5 s0 \
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. m& x7 i! D0 W8 e
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* D2 D) B: ?9 U) }/ q- E. J( h7 w2 RTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( j' Y9 ~5 ~% T( D* O1 SCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* v0 W8 d; @3 V" gTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' l7 c$ }$ f5 B. B  H* G
HAROLD:       A teacher ( u) _0 l2 {5 I! P0 I0 n

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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