Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
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CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; U1 F4 C: Y# s( c' b0 Q* n0 qJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 T* J" v- F7 U! S" P& e/ `TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" j7 d" h' L0 o! W, {  t% uGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% T# [+ O& A3 p; `  v9 XTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 I: m* v& f! S( lWINNIE:     Me!
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* {; t- f& M4 `' f4 MTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' C* P) l; T+ P1 d( q/ j9 c  lSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; S' B" B: m+ T- k( qCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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5 E5 k- p8 O/ F# c9 q7 ITEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)