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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* T. W, O3 O' j6 I3 a
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: W0 X# a, H; [TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
@8 R, f' u; |) {4 O6 NJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ j: ^+ }9 z9 e
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& O: I9 ?* k" P0 P6 Q$ Q, }+ x. y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: I" P& s( T ZTEACHER: No, that's wrong
( @" ]* ^; h& ^" DGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 _/ b- V+ F' T* r/ {0 i, lTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ [; O3 t0 Y% SDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( J1 w$ W V6 ]% A+ kTEACHER: What are you talking about?! q3 ^" r3 V; p+ h' |8 C4 r
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) y' }( U( u+ m! L
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' G2 C2 M; q% vWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; c P2 W: r$ @; y: HGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) L h5 y* M) p, Q' _* j+ v& bTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" N0 R5 U# ^) b% H1 K
MILLIE: I is..) L" q% }# F. g4 T- f
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 N0 V6 w3 a! g4 l7 GMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; _: y+ G# Q3 MTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 E. N) t& Z0 g3 x. M4 rLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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% z& _) B% K3 B: {$ v& w# z4 a$ GTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ J0 |* H* V" NSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 @' p B- S+ b$ ?8 D2 L
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 u* n, f6 T }$ a' \+ W
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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4 N9 [. F/ x$ y6 _: ~" QTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, F1 B: \6 [# aHAROLD: A teacher
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