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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ k4 r' I# q, l5 i! t/ \2 @6 J. J
MARIA: Here it is.
. v& N2 T; R& D% v' lTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
6 l) z( [$ X, n3 rCLASS: Maria.8 K2 J- I- a! [" c, Q2 `
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ S, K3 N1 ^5 AJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 M; K* g; q6 I8 \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ u- d3 R6 C/ Y5 @! y* ]
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 N/ R6 Z) b, m9 B) qTEACHER: No, that's wrong
: [( ^! Y2 o' N1 }GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 g0 S3 K0 ^8 Y+ @2 s4 N1 Z
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- a {& W1 Q+ @, p9 ^& G4 I6 zTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* M2 S! _+ q) w' l- fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 c8 a4 D8 ~/ q- f) D* d( j
TEACHER: What are you talking about?4 k0 `6 O# t% Z2 i5 Z, m
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; v. j" C2 M. C" b% S4 U* S. |
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 s8 d( ^: i' QWINNIE: Me!8 k% S# W( l3 k+ Q; j
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: B' z% H' o: r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* `7 ]- @0 g& I) V \+ Y/ C
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; |0 \# H- y5 P* o' X
MILLIE: I is..
4 h. ^; W" h- m$ l" ?! H% qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'' d Y) @. K3 k% H5 f- x
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? h* `; d% g" f: @
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ _" y8 i3 `/ ?* s
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) | T4 Y" X! U: i) J6 NTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& \) a) J5 ^7 V! y: f/ M# o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 @; ?! D' Y( X9 \( N6 I2 NTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! ^* M0 b0 f$ z4 R( eCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' ~! k7 N/ I1 G7 r
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) D6 ]2 K( E% x% K' eHAROLD: A teacher - M' l2 ^3 N- h* \3 n0 T+ }
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