Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
( ?5 F; m* I/ d; ^% a6 rCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" w8 X' ]+ o. p( w2 g, a6 P/ aGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
( ^! T2 p  Q: E2 ]GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 \. I" F! ?: h( K- JTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
, c- m' T4 G! a/ D: \# R# cDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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3 m2 l; C0 A4 R; D8 }; j) XTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% c! R1 {8 g( m* p, D' ?8 O3 i- |$ HMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* T- S* `0 L; u8 C2 ?- vMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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  [0 i: n% g( v2 pTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 k1 {. k* p) t1 W$ {LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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- E# L+ \( R' G6 N; ~0 Q, P* _TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% q# C- b% J9 m5 [% ZSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% r' |7 L; H% H0 z6 IHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)