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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 j6 W0 v/ t% k; _9 u) E1 j# s
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & B# t& Z' P) {; R" N& n5 j+ ~
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.# ~1 N( n9 Q7 U( ^
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' T- Z0 q; N- s8 cTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 r+ m& A; Z, [1 m: h- X
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
X+ `0 x! T& k s, j2 ETEACHER: No, that's wrong8 b; j. q" `" m$ ~; O. h2 S, K2 F! {+ Y
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." |/ G( D, X) t5 j
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& Z! S0 x# Y9 e6 {1 K. y# B, G6 e
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) X- N) _. q- DTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 |7 @# L0 H3 |/ x# y1 o, \/ w1 I4 @
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ p( d& t/ t! E% z. i A
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) t8 G/ v* I; z; s+ F2 f
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. N% C8 o8 Y: E3 u5 a& E
MILLIE: I is..
9 Y6 _. ~+ k, f) R: z: e+ STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 ^+ w2 n& C+ HMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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: d3 X- R" R* E4 u; m, n: JTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
| Y; @0 s$ G# q$ J. J3 |1 SLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 d+ B, t K/ S3 l E$ P
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 F+ b2 m# \% C& M
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( X @# e# d8 V5 F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 r& Q+ ~5 d6 p7 l
HAROLD: A teacher 9 S. q; j* i% X4 Y, p' i+ x$ q: |
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