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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! }8 P4 _7 v+ M9 Q4 G2 ^/ GJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" L3 ]! c: k+ @! R. G) ^TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" o- m1 N0 J% b1 R+ Y5 z% iGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% v! s& F6 _5 a. @3 T0 e4 C' P' w% A; f
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 Y5 P4 c/ V3 I% s2 r2 L9 ^GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; Z9 @) L9 v: T8 o8 W% iTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?. A7 p* w! k/ S" o6 u" C
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.( t' f! x/ |4 s. V" b0 E) q6 H
TEACHER: What are you talking about?8 G0 j2 x% c- o( R& y- ~4 i
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' {0 P0 ]5 r# K& q9 h- z, T8 GWINNIE: Me!
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- ], y' h [! P7 `: s+ vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 a- V5 Y6 x8 a" b- } ^GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are./ e4 W; G$ F+ f) y4 b
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+ H$ k# h( I6 x& i7 a: t! cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ z1 s( V, q# l9 nMILLIE: I is..
( m% S& \2 y8 ~TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 \; w3 c. C3 p! I
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - ~: Z/ |: T v
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 W+ T. h, _, RLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' V% X8 p" P- q+ {; G+ `% U; ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?% N4 C" N- i) k! g6 z; @9 l& R
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* y9 E# p1 Q0 p# H
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?/ N! ^; @ m8 i3 f" S/ T" {( `3 d. tTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 a" |6 I. `% @2 W$ o- [CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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3 g: U4 W+ E2 \7 x7 F4 CTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* S( H+ ^: n/ JHAROLD: A teacher
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