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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ t5 V* W1 z6 X+ r
MARIA: Here it is.$ ]( z: X/ N" J. y3 J
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? g$ L! S4 i8 H" Z! N4 E
CLASS: Maria.
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! F( V9 ]# [7 g+ e! |: h/ xTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * D9 p: g( L* S+ V- T. v$ k
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ F9 \3 }/ |% {+ f& t- dGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 f; Z& L5 }* Q; H% @1 R
TEACHER: No, that's wrong% Z8 R! i) F9 W
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 A% ^4 _1 U+ l3 R
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! m; m8 b# ?$ v d9 A# B
TEACHER: What are you talking about?8 s$ H- ]2 L! e' ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ h+ L. { m h% F2 E( d
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. t7 {# \6 o9 F+ U& c
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 Q# Z% l9 p9 t" n, P' B; ~+ b7 u5 C
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( `! C) Q* {5 ]: B' Z' q! x$ G
MILLIE: I is..$ q" f7 d/ u4 }2 l B, C5 g" F
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 A6 o. D" a0 y: e: n
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 P/ k" d- G8 P& i$ O8 Y6 v$ R- nLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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" M) g' }! h* d* i8 q8 W8 RTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?: E7 i$ k4 g* z4 I, S
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 j; E) K/ b9 \2 PTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 J; `) ?% {. x6 r! s6 e9 UCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 _* Y+ Q& Z" a9 ]! ~0 wHAROLD: A teacher
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