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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ r5 }6 ?0 {0 \- HMARIA: Here it is.
5 `2 o# c' Z5 q$ W1 y- BTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 u$ b2 c* f; j3 L, j; J
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" v' O4 {8 `+ C, V
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 j0 U# _; H/ J- E& h
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& i5 G8 k4 U7 ]! \2 E6 G
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 C* t% g7 d3 i3 G5 j
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
d6 X. ?$ |3 H% b# }DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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9 \4 h% U) }3 s% D" \" WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 J5 ^" V8 O* CWINNIE: Me!6 K; U8 u/ f7 P+ f, s' ~8 I
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 d1 @% \ R0 F$ V1 l; ?( \GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are./ S" d6 F! M% v2 l, [. \$ n
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5 b% S6 b' F5 M- u& ]8 wTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; t$ @% V* i q7 p( V1 b
MILLIE: I is..
3 K5 G6 B3 U0 ^: {: B2 o; I/ rTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 _! x5 N, T; q' H! \7 A) O3 D
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 c+ w/ L' b! L
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?7 |6 K+ y: z, @0 w
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " h+ y w: N, \2 R+ d1 n. B
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ R' K" m' w3 D& q" E" TSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ v U B8 w" C& c3 e1 C6 @7 lTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 s, S: S& U" G4 `CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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( W, ~9 z- Q% p8 q3 P; L9 q4 aTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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