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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 D6 x8 j, [/ ]# l4 p! U T
MARIA: Here it is.
( a% z( S2 F. y: V' k6 x# }7 Q' oTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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, w+ U) R2 v# j, P3 {0 K' U9 XTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
J( \, O/ h6 m" FJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- {- b2 P- u5 U% S8 K+ Q" p
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# _# K+ y. c( ETEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': p- E5 s' f6 @" Q% Z1 G& e
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 v- x5 M+ d. v) c' M5 G
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
; ?& Y r6 w3 @' W3 `4 V/ _/ A5 zGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& i! ?1 ~9 Z) jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ n2 t1 b# w# |0 @2 i) B$ y, JDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
' a1 {. N# z% g0 G; B; o2 fTEACHER: What are you talking about?
7 B& N9 A+ I' S# S/ T* ~8 lDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 ~0 u) \+ r8 ~( lTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 b0 E" k- W* i+ V$ b/ \5 U, k
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 F0 s- F, D8 o4 h7 E* F
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 i# t0 D1 \) i
MILLIE: I is..- E/ J2 g+ i* n( T" G; J
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ {2 C& n- u: h' J# ~MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 `, q* a" U: M& x
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, X% ]$ [* p: M7 V0 a6 ]7 K4 ~# t
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( U8 B/ p) g! d1 f; GCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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8 W+ Q# r* D% m3 N* `TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& j v$ H6 ^: w" l
HAROLD: A teacher # f4 Y7 u8 P6 s: J" o
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