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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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7 f$ J3 v- m" x$ ?4 c1 HTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 A/ A( F. `+ I: U# R1 f
CLASS: Maria.
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& S1 E9 p# {$ W0 CTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 k2 z$ B# K" S! J1 E# G, fJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: H9 C" A9 W+ t& W
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ k# b0 r6 u* \ z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'/ V0 Q& B& D* V6 C8 l7 t3 ~
TEACHER: No, that's wrong/ l" N6 p6 l8 y+ n9 q2 g# G1 T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 r: M3 ~) U0 W6 G2 C' s) w
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- N" I! o- [1 U/ g1 E. L6 k4 _* G/ pTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 Q& ], ]: B/ y8 G# L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. {7 D! G6 J0 _: m p
TEACHER: What are you talking about?) l1 I. h+ n* G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% O$ f* ~7 z% y* |& b9 |
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 T: {5 n7 d* Y0 }( d3 O) w
WINNIE: Me!& @+ y- ~! r# J& k$ E
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5 Z1 h" m" |# y4 zTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?2 g5 w) y# U; p- F
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ w x% a: w9 t0 o+ u$ h- Y7 O# j2 k* C0 [TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 h5 ?2 f% {* u0 d" G2 v
MILLIE: I is..: ?# Y9 v' v2 c0 P$ n# `
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# J# |, b( }- {% D. ~4 K# g `# y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 v) c# o" `7 m, D! HTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 {/ s# k/ C6 E. o; N& NLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 s: X# f, O7 _) k y( a
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5 t2 J$ M% u( _TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 x$ m- P; k2 P8 Q$ b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- ^" v& o# E2 R$ e: t; l- }! iTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 d$ [4 X5 \) ^4 z5 ^6 i
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., ] K, P7 I0 x' D4 d' H% t# ]
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ d' [/ Q3 c* u" O- n
HAROLD: A teacher " i* {$ X& B% `4 I2 z3 e, w) T
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