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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 O2 J* i4 A( D( V+ DTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' a! d, s2 y9 c, Z: xJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 g8 j8 y- X k: ^; oGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ j& ]' _* C2 w3 p! K w1 o, TTEACHER: No, that's wrong
# @: t+ e- |& [1 k" }9 ZGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 A4 `% p2 Y$ w; `TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& q2 P9 R j8 d! O9 UDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 i l# ]. q6 m1 G) a! B2 {TEACHER: What are you talking about?+ y/ a+ Y: y$ D* l# P
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 K3 O! V$ h2 P4 U' P
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 r3 c: t& i; d* hWINNIE: Me!
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3 `) l8 j7 q; @0 p6 ?0 J9 LTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 \: ~0 G' c2 V3 ?# E: a# l% nGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 Y# l* Y4 M' q" u2 c* w' P
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7 T/ n; `# f4 P9 o+ Q! e) HTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 ?, K7 `, }7 S
MILLIE: I is..
/ O5 \( K1 p2 {/ s$ dTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 v0 _! k) [2 V
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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0 X6 I9 x- H9 I0 S5 RTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' k9 f( G; f3 E. RLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 I, i7 Y' T% D% F. k
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 _, F! ?- F7 a( j+ q" w
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% E! F+ E! G9 k) ]8 h7 T9 }4 ]8 GCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.9 c2 W+ n/ f4 k( n- \ D
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& e, G# c" x* ]4 R2 R
HAROLD: A teacher
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