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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( n9 t4 N9 L' A( n8 {2 BMARIA: Here it is.
" N8 g4 e% x O, ~1 J$ HTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* Z' A+ k7 O, {) C2 _JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 S. l9 \) Y9 a
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: _3 N% Y+ M! S! ITEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* i2 y7 [2 h: l, r, x& pGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& { g, a e# U8 ^+ R+ ~
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* I% \6 A3 j& D+ C& w) ?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.% v0 ^+ O' y% S. N6 W4 r3 c
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
# i$ R4 R; ^7 I0 FDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 h% V; l0 ?, Y6 {4 Z0 d2 [4 h
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f1 W0 U3 |3 m, J# v# [TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 W# j) i+ |* F5 V4 C9 v
WINNIE: Me!
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- y. C5 ]! ]( PTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& V) k# }' [" v& E U7 V, y4 qGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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t' P: v ?7 F2 y& u jTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'+ L4 l/ b1 n" N4 Q C( V; \
MILLIE: I is..; t$ W$ k: O! Y* a4 _' N L
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 Y1 k( |( Q7 G2 U/ Z) E
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' * O4 n" M' g: c2 B
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" r2 w# d* y- a& R- n3 Q+ Y1 gTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- S! [; A) M0 q+ k$ [
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- ~1 {1 P+ ?4 m& C4 I+ {SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. o. B) Q: F: z. f! |TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 f; d+ A1 Q7 l5 aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; {' }( d, f% M( I( j
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6 T2 N+ Z7 U5 Q' ~/ rTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# t/ i1 W( X- n) T2 W+ EHAROLD: A teacher
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