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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* Q6 ~* z' x: g% OMARIA:       Here it is.
, f  w: U0 ^3 W8 A1 ]1 _TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 A! I  e- z' G$ _
CLASS:        Maria.
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) J( K2 f& F3 |6 J0 k: H; yTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 Y9 J" x+ w& c7 _# T# eJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 j- T$ \; R' A& m$ O1 I
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; G4 V% ^: ~* f8 [; d
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
+ [4 Y: Z! h; X. C/ O( HGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.3 {0 V: [9 p9 T4 C+ I/ {3 n+ }
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+ Z. T6 k. f* [$ r8 PTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ ~- @3 Y# U3 A. m: q: q, wDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
2 j4 }- F# Q6 C  |% @TEACHER:  What are you talking about?& c3 k( X* h1 s- t4 R' y% @
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 Y9 d" T& k$ E* G1 |
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$ z2 P" }( o( x' ZTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. I; c* ^4 k) O; V. VWINNIE:     Me!1 Z8 G* S  O) e) q% m! b0 W
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- d5 ~, \" W$ q3 jTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# j$ d/ n  O5 W9 }: E0 z; m$ cGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. }/ K9 W+ }7 BTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 x4 t5 j% r2 @8 U9 ?MILLIE:          I is..4 @- l) L4 _$ w5 v0 n0 b
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ E9 c7 E/ K0 w, S1 t
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     2 V6 d- Y. f' \& f* U+ _: d" o
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" s4 R: l1 f# }3 rLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   + u! K' |/ b( y# E
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. L" d  _7 \8 t& |TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  z- q" s1 j7 n* rSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 d& `1 S; y) T. J
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?  F% a8 \& W1 _9 Q( g2 l/ w9 F
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.8 ^% J! h( y& R3 ~1 Z7 _; V' n0 k
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- D% w" X8 z0 j8 l& j: Y9 L! q( ITEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ _/ A. B7 Y2 q/ D  ~HAROLD:       A teacher
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........: e$ Y3 O  F( _
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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