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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" M) k# T! H+ a' p. J7 \: TMARIA:       Here it is.
' J) {' W( c3 X7 r, T1 A+ ZTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
+ S6 x* G9 a, p9 t! O- XCLASS:        Maria.
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4 V$ t4 O3 h( K" f3 nTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! e* j" [/ {, pJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.4 |: d* s$ x9 p  i6 }; ~* {
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 i/ M) j# y8 T3 e8 s5 Y! f( Y" o4 x
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 `9 p, S) w7 S) hTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
! \% J% P, O. T% kGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., D$ e4 |$ Q7 j
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, M& p$ j! V# E, `! T+ [% H! v
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
( ?4 V4 M" {* sTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  Q, C) p; I4 HDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# P% E+ p* V; b& h6 i! {
WINNIE:     Me!
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" t! O- |" j1 j4 H5 Z/ b3 j5 S+ k* cTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' G% s& g) }4 n( j, p; V) j9 HGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. F8 N' V) P) N/ ]2 x* T
MILLIE:          I is..' ]3 Z8 J1 C5 B2 d8 C
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') Q; K2 b$ Y' i# L$ D
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     " `  W' v6 E0 l3 }) u) U( x

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, M- w7 L* V0 C4 J$ X, F: OTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% O5 G% I3 ~, H# \# ]  M( h. i
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   1 C6 Q! `5 e: j, [  Z2 ]
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 t5 O2 s" ~4 o
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ d* U$ I# j& l$ J! [& KCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" |  J$ p: d/ jHAROLD:       A teacher
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发表于 2008-6-5 08:09 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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