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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? d+ c$ S! _1 Z! a& Q3 A3 |) u
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 r: [, |, l3 M: G* y& |, c4 v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* I! k. L6 O; n3 @' L& {- ^TEACHER: No, that's wrong
- d. V. J) z! Y: h2 oGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ A: C, U8 E9 l1 `& bDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) H9 {- a3 t! z2 O) y" l4 C; b- `& W
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! Y5 O5 ~; ~8 n. Y8 j5 U) lTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 G9 O" ~1 M, ^) q! }WINNIE: Me!$ u) S- @) O" \; C* ~3 F4 m
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7 q% D6 g7 j% n A! o. r9 g* ITEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ r; n) m* t) e: Q% yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ [$ R2 Y* e3 s5 W. \% @/ d% {
MILLIE: I is..
& w2 t+ h- C% E1 y1 g5 s/ `+ uTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'; V6 L5 V) m. o) l& b
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) ^9 O* g* {$ c; I
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) A5 i0 O7 }) a' a
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , T6 p6 W/ ~- b) M1 O6 E4 H
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- C5 K/ X2 R% B! E% A' OTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 }6 ?. p6 T L7 y2 E# @1 }$ z% e% h
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! d: f' S; j1 [5 j0 B0 R! E) S
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 |: b% c+ R3 v _/ P" \) @9 m2 m" @# A
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) ?5 k. p6 c0 R5 MHAROLD: A teacher
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