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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 x/ G6 ^ m" }; |MARIA: Here it is.: a' S# t# ^1 F3 b
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- u3 j' f7 P8 h* J6 Z o, ^% uTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 r3 y4 l+ q; g/ f* d BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.# l/ H4 |9 Z/ ]$ r# ^/ }+ s% S
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; g# n- F! W2 Q2 v: {) YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ s* i! X$ ~ t& k; o/ Y- \. T, b* [GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 G* V1 t. s7 t+ p6 U% z$ l
TEACHER: No, that's wrong' n0 \& b* \6 m6 N$ W/ ]
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; p& ]+ L3 v8 {/ }1 K( k( bTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ \0 o) D3 T# X) |. gDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 e8 g5 u2 ]4 J% a$ e! [6 BTEACHER: What are you talking about?
: |9 ]' J! P; d8 J- A; Z! BDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" K: m& I- ]6 |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' s( Y+ `% i4 ~ Y1 a e1 k. K
WINNIE: Me!. a/ G n- T U4 b
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9 ?$ u" p8 i l) Y8 GTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 Z. T" P; U# y# U7 U Q
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 F6 L# [! L. }* O2 [% u2 g
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') w3 l6 T: r+ j( T( v C9 d
MILLIE: I is..) a8 C9 V1 ?* N5 x+ E
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ g! H7 m, F7 AMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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H; t2 `7 m+ c' a! BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 U, u( V m$ y! K" {5 \4 kLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & J) O0 ^9 G6 S. R
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 u9 O+ {0 }% q8 o5 T5 U0 pSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 L" m x1 G& y+ Y- b! A
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
W8 k& D5 X) P/ S+ o( u m% NCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! f' W O" s }HAROLD: A teacher
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