 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 V, H! A; R4 c6 M+ a' e
MARIA: Here it is.
. ?" W1 R/ A3 P `; K" F) [TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
% B# z- s; z. n) D1 l% bCLASS: Maria.( b1 E0 ]3 I+ n- J% {# K5 `
____________________________________
6 k/ Y! W5 y+ i, g7 z% w + X' M8 o. |3 e1 i7 m9 }" p/ @3 R
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * o: r( f e- |3 Q; a$ w
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
( Z Z* N" y/ W! f, E( m__________________________________________, Y# ^" O9 s0 x! ?, W2 T
4 m! `/ E& V' s) q1 O0 {5 n3 wTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ r6 b; C" ~& I! B6 lGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 [1 M% o+ v4 ~! ^# I |; T4 iTEACHER: No, that's wrong
" W) ^; ^/ X: K) L4 [GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
4 y2 L t2 `3 {* o________________________________ ____________
% \$ `: u" A: V# J1 B1 l
0 g$ \6 t/ }! o. O LTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 R* @; ?" R7 s0 ]: ]9 K, LDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
. K$ X% }7 U, K T' R0 d# F! ~: G4 m |TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, b1 b& s! U4 g9 R* ]6 ?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ f# J% K; ?$ e7 n* y
__________________________________
% T; q, u* x1 v
- K" k! d+ ~& o! ZTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 J- I0 `# W! g/ e' y h" I5 J- Y# m
WINNIE: Me!
2 f4 ~' `9 @. j: [8 v& A__________________________________________
5 |$ G' l# |/ m1 R$ ~' d% Z' W( e1 l7 w# K. k1 `
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 }6 z) Q9 L) V& l9 LGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: [7 `6 l0 h9 z
_______________________________________, W& w$ ]4 X& S5 f2 {( t
+ W& u g( I: D3 K* q0 F: ]
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# G4 \ x2 s/ t) O. X4 V/ u& Z
MILLIE: I is..
* N" t* [. j' f, ?TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
/ o- S$ A @$ e0 w! ^4 x' j: bMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
- t2 |& l! H$ [' g1 R: n
# |: h5 k5 n2 S2 ~6 \6 a8 ^% Z_________________________________
1 \* }$ U* J G* k8 f3 Y) G- ? W3 |- [& L/ I, q1 ^" E
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?! @3 W4 b b( _0 ]! a0 `
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
) }- A! C' @" z( e_______________ ______ _________________
) r" k: r' H; z$ ? 2 b+ r8 E. T) f! U- j; c% |
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 d* R/ o6 a2 w3 m" I4 P4 M- `
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
7 C R3 W' e; O0 l- x6 d_____________________ _________* i% W8 l- ?0 u" [
: K+ j4 v: A+ c/ q7 _+ i& w
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* I8 t( P; ]( D ]8 ^0 C0 V
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. y) I k; P5 v
___________________________________
h) J2 O+ P! F: R( @7 K
2 j6 _! G/ A; u. s- L* fTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?- U& H$ g- u( c) [! B1 f" X4 {* @
HAROLD: A teacher
$ g' r) k- W( h( n0 E$ \! o c
- d3 a' U9 y5 E) y! s% n__________________________________ |
|