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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) I* H( _' |3 m0 }/ B* ?
MARIA: Here it is.
) X. Z. i' _9 F. H" n( Z8 j1 n5 JTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 C& m+ F' h0 d, N" s+ u9 z' \
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 ^5 z. @# T( k, D# z3 JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' o3 Y, H/ }$ s0 b- t
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( X) q- S; [: I3 }! B" s7 QTEACHER: No, that's wrong
\6 v5 l6 [) G. v+ W3 pGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' ]: V' [. {) i1 J( v `TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' C- T4 `; ~% {9 [
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.# R6 T7 p4 D$ U* x/ @5 y
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 g' |2 u3 {1 J ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 T' [* _8 u+ Z4 B# X6 p0 N. rTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( X2 B' f" u: l, W
WINNIE: Me!% N8 @+ o+ T1 L. P
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, Q9 X# e' m) q" z. a8 q3 X0 z- hTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ K s# B5 M. Y: h4 j% d$ s- v
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 s9 ]7 ]0 P z; y/ n; w4 Y- l
MILLIE: I is..: K' z/ s4 T3 \3 _5 F7 H
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
' B, T# ^+ h% \! k IMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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( Q/ b9 [2 {* m9 M% H$ \4 WTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 F8 y9 z& S: g! j! dLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) `" N7 o2 T: \8 c" |, D6 u
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 a% F H$ P r1 g' T6 i y FCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.- k Q; y9 L" `- v2 H. q: L6 \% W
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
], `5 ^9 L9 j& B% @HAROLD: A teacher
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