Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
9 T3 s# ?- _9 s  @+ dTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( z* o+ w/ j1 d4 H# QTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 X. ?# g* |9 c7 y) L1 R* CGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ X) B- |8 |$ fTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
2 {( K2 F  a+ HGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. b2 {4 ^2 f3 }) ]TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! \( }' L4 {: R6 f4 m2 sDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 y. F* s- ]; E1 J) z7 s, u* VTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ o% W( b/ h7 v+ D5 }WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
4 P0 c% ~  x* x  e3 q/ sTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
  Y) F6 H2 H6 lMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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: c, C- b1 e" ATEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: e8 i+ Z5 s3 x2 V, OSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 H7 X7 m2 R; C3 u0 A8 z' a1 XCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 Z3 `1 Q3 {( e; }. J2 pHAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)