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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ {) o0 o' o4 B, N, qMARIA: Here it is.
, t) o& ?. N- n/ r+ B7 uTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' g7 [( i% [ Y V& f+ s' ACLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" `+ O$ {& S R2 kJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( N; M) y T6 ^4 s4 [# D6 J6 O* Z
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) m& @ I$ K) C3 I0 n# @/ oTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' z! L. M! Z" N. T" b/ C
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* N( [. ]/ U8 }8 Y4 |TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ t% f2 e1 \1 t) l' zGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 _/ d/ x, b" r
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) G/ e" {% I0 f' w* W/ ZDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; _/ K- h/ C9 P5 o: J4 v1 y
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* F; _1 C6 k" k! M OTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) }3 X! v6 K2 T. \3 }, ZWINNIE: Me!
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2 i2 s- J# S+ X: h, Y* e) CTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' ?* t: V, n; m; x, R3 Z: Y+ r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: V$ @+ S( o2 C ?4 ` wMILLIE: I is.." j( J3 G. Z8 \. c- ~2 w$ S L' x
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, ~, u9 `6 u+ T9 ]" IMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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3 n7 D# `3 k* \TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ~+ i( b. _# z# O% G! iLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 ^% e5 b6 P d1 B( A R
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 F' O' ^2 z9 ]; F0 G
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& t: c! s! x4 F- F, s# `6 ^TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 I! ~2 B; _ ?: ?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( i2 f8 r( R- c5 Y9 m- f
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, h5 z+ ]8 }* J( \
HAROLD: A teacher , Y" U# i$ m1 y
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