Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, n& N6 j+ A9 R  oMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" i( j+ i/ ~8 D( K& E3 HJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 P  a* E1 E! V& ^. DGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) o/ {& W$ n& O* m3 x3 SDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
$ _& `) A' X# t) _TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) \! o3 O3 |" L" w  RWINNIE:     Me!
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& d% U& X: i* P. {/ RTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ X# s% T! p# p+ y1 k1 R: A, CGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% l; e, T$ Z% bMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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" S2 u4 `* g' q: MTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 a" m  F. F8 j  D1 g6 @+ `- |TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 S3 c3 C2 l" C( ~2 G$ }TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: w! H0 b6 V8 P7 b" W5 PCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)