Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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# B: E* T7 l& }) Z& T: B: C2 j& BTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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' t( D7 W1 V* K2 d$ MTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- F1 D/ ?* @: @TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
8 h' B: q: G3 b1 z# S/ @GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 u: B8 M, u6 M0 [  iTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ _# [- Q2 U5 e, UTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# h: H; Z- d4 K; k) v! aWINNIE:     Me!
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  ?, X* k/ y$ O8 UTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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$ S% H, m3 g' [/ A# gTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. r0 [  _6 g9 f  p( `% c& fLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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8 q8 U# _( Y& h2 c7 {- M! J2 aTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)