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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% g& U1 T# V: O9 Z$ a4 G0 S% M$ {
MARIA: Here it is.
) s3 h8 n. g, G$ K6 tTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) [: Q' x {+ A; Y- [
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0 {- D& @" T3 y% K& b: z+ i0 QTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" f, _) \6 \2 c- }JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ i% u/ m$ @8 _6 b8 K$ I" R/ cGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 T3 j; P; \( H4 x3 Z5 U& Q! _3 v2 PTEACHER: No, that's wrong) l9 _: O8 \3 @9 u# _+ \/ h% R
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ G' k8 y2 O) M2 [
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v" t3 N1 y/ v) k- ^TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 ~- R* D0 n% I, H
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 o n% N* c E8 e( q' o {
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! p0 ]- E8 g0 ?" P
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.2 g2 J, f/ e; z2 a ?) \# A7 w+ ?
WINNIE: Me!: q/ \* C' e5 Y" U* K
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% B/ e M9 Q6 uTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; ^. R: f6 j$ m$ |/ h
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 n: q1 \% U$ e7 h+ d" d) PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* x- y; q& k" |" \1 q2 F' I. B' i6 E
MILLIE: I is..0 j8 U( o6 f8 z) y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 I; Q) P$ \* H4 `7 C0 P
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / ^) T! s! J, m( {
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5 Y9 U: ?3 ~7 x7 dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 R( u7 z* k; `% n' I0 [# I
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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! g/ q5 a) z/ m3 u Y& [- C; ATEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# p6 k9 z# n8 {SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ |3 y) }" ?. I. o9 q: NCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.& J3 y3 \9 N- _ a
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 o* m3 k: q! B) \5 T6 s" }HAROLD: A teacher 1 s; l. N5 {+ r) `) A( q W
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