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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* G; U I- ^9 J
MARIA: Here it is.
* X' o/ ~6 E' Y' a+ e _) L$ ?2 ATEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* [# \' V' A, q2 U3 t; z7 p! C1 O* B
CLASS: Maria.
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0 I* P* R. z3 t5 P; yTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& O$ k% _2 o! p/ ]- GJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' c/ o! a, w" b4 w0 n# sTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 J1 E; Q0 n' d* P$ `; }
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, X/ _( i+ [; \6 BTEACHER: No, that's wrong6 `, _! O8 g/ Y% E1 N) B3 @" {2 S3 l
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 g( T7 S$ H( Y' S# A7 m: C% VTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! M& K: ^3 W \* [+ YDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
0 k' J& i6 E/ |& MTEACHER: What are you talking about?& s6 n, l( q. ~$ l+ ~6 ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! x' C6 L3 S) `/ T2 _TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# x4 A4 p! S N( |- P3 ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) x! I9 c+ c& R7 [" cGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, t5 a0 _3 l) L5 _, wMILLIE: I is..
' j: D( [4 I' q' i" X! f; _& U% TTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& N% q- o. K T/ [! B/ `MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: t, {3 g: |7 x1 z! I5 z6 A& uLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. : M7 G. E9 @7 t
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! Y- k y) t* Z# xTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? @' M% b. B, @( S9 z2 g& v1 ^5 E1 W
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# q2 {# m8 m6 M- B2 \. n& UTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) p; I4 v5 S1 H$ I1 M& u$ w4 H" Y, E) iCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ V& f F: w' {
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) B& R4 h( u, [8 P2 J; ?HAROLD: A teacher
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