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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! ]5 @ h- B+ D- Y' n6 u: J" l
MARIA: Here it is.% Y ~ H, D7 u1 J, g& ?( H
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 q V K4 B+ Z* x% _
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ F, x4 D; T. K$ P3 U( `+ c" z+ l
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 ^8 \' x" @$ m+ R$ n6 vTEACHER: No, that's wrong' l+ p$ {8 V# i
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 C. |, S/ m* ^1 F% P' L
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, T0 F$ z& }' I' ]# j3 VTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ E2 T1 J0 {7 @
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 E. q% `& w! s, h0 Q# H7 H) x
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" J) a/ H3 Z1 K5 M' {" B; _TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 e# t( z3 h: m* ?9 m
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% `! {/ H6 P/ M- J
MILLIE: I is..) ]" i+ }4 ? K7 c3 I- P! J5 y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 L9 Z1 o3 d5 A7 v
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ( @& |3 N" R# F, a
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0 h. H, `( _& W8 B, l5 |& qTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( P X4 j; I* d! B) uLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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: Y6 o0 Y8 ?0 Z( O ^6 ]" [" HTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ x; f" f! O/ n6 h3 A* p
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.# @) h7 K7 Q) Z
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
l8 Q: f; |& yHAROLD: A teacher
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