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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 L0 A8 Y" \7 k0 _* [% {/ l9 k; J
MARIA: Here it is.
2 \: c2 }& S( W' r( @TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 z5 h8 g7 F3 n5 G3 K9 X
CLASS: Maria.
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+ K$ {/ ?) U ~3 D* d4 x5 M$ lTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! P5 f6 W# T9 t1 a; VJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 [" H7 c6 a7 W; T- x
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 x) T6 g( K% d: f1 v0 L% i0 WGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) u9 {, Q5 ]) U' QTEACHER: No, that's wrong
! K9 u$ t5 p# W4 i2 A% V9 iGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, Y2 ?+ D, r4 e- Z5 F, q9 L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
/ L- y1 }& k' u9 O/ n ]2 @! D! P& nTEACHER: What are you talking about?- M4 j: F7 v: P: ?. i
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. @1 {4 o6 d; u! P0 H
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6 ?" S0 L2 B7 ?+ y8 |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ v; R# s) Z$ f' c: C( ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. {4 Q7 |0 s) R* r; _
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 c! C$ L$ U" T" C+ D
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- h; U4 b" Z# D5 {3 W- n, SMILLIE: I is..
: E2 q- S& D1 @1 M+ ^/ ZTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! K8 \5 j: `6 Y D% R
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 S, o9 Q( ], q. Z3 U: ]2 h2 n
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% U* E8 n) K7 M b1 a7 cTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( I+ a1 w# d- h6 CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ' }# ?' v% S# k$ i0 n: o7 M. O
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' M8 h p9 j! Z x, N5 J. C @TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 A% w4 b# [5 D" F6 I- oSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' h: J2 W8 p% `+ @/ M+ [
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$ Q3 _4 l7 z5 x- F+ y! S' b$ b6 eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ _$ ]0 ]5 l6 S
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ i" ~1 y1 y# O* F( Q9 N
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! t' V) G- Z0 M6 V$ fTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 G, s, ?& g* I j0 @HAROLD: A teacher
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