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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 i' c9 J6 O+ mMARIA: Here it is.
: f, y# m: k) g& F7 ?$ a% J! k: gTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 u: N/ e/ a* V- s: V; H
CLASS: Maria.
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; L) h& Q! Z2 p$ c. sTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 B: X$ g- S+ `" J* GJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 u" q5 F. s6 {( [
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 ~: T+ k# }6 j5 [% sGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! O2 V1 j7 ?, ~; t
TEACHER: No, that's wrong0 ^* K8 h" f% v. ~ P; i
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) T( b- T5 g1 W" {' x( C6 n
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3 |& D1 F. b7 K" VTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? O x" o6 w J( h) G0 I! d0 r
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 Y! J( ]) f0 A3 X$ A; O( HTEACHER: What are you talking about?
, H S, H$ t) Z1 @& wDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' ]9 G" q* ?9 P) _7 s7 [; _ p
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# \% Z2 B$ t- Z+ @TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. c1 D7 K* {) m
WINNIE: Me!; Q% j; [& T1 o2 e7 J
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3 i7 z ]+ @) b0 ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 @- _2 e; s! v# U% @3 U' G6 xGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 ]; M4 O, G9 y' m5 s6 N8 rTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. E$ G2 T* h3 W7 r& UMILLIE: I is..# Q+ T; c4 p8 R. G8 k" i( b9 m
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', c) Q! X7 V3 N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 H# p N# C( e6 ~8 |LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) P. @; W# t. i& M! H
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" |+ T1 L% M! l* bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?2 n G5 g* c2 O5 l5 h
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# {: C% `# D4 J" c. S& ~% mCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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) g3 _! R# P& v8 D8 Y, LTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 d% k; _, D# E/ Z! fHAROLD: A teacher
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