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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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* R4 s7 p8 y3 b( | aTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 m9 v+ a. ~( w+ W- v- T* O
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 u$ }4 X$ v; h! o" w% \5 y% ITEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 u5 ?4 V7 P; @) r
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' X8 {; D3 h, S: ~0 a0 K# N. M
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# Y! W0 Q! \1 T1 N) d/ d: nGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Y; ]0 A$ a% [* X* @3 I
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
3 C# p4 X; e2 w4 P9 j8 YTEACHER: What are you talking about?
# g& f# w) M( t% e; DDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; B) q ?9 j+ @
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 U% i* V* y! f/ V4 [0 AWINNIE: Me!7 z' p& C" x# W$ B
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- ?4 J. n0 ~4 e5 }9 gTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* j- _6 I8 Q; WGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 l" ~7 a& C# Q: I) Y2 Y
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3 R5 w- }5 O W2 q9 ~/ }) nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'+ e' `! E' |4 T$ M) J
MILLIE: I is..# j1 _( j9 D' B% H J
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 w3 ]5 M) h8 r/ V
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + [: Z. ?$ d; f$ A+ L/ @
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F3 E2 S: S2 W# K% H+ s9 yTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 y% }, J) A. j! E2 z* }! R( S
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) [" E2 L- m$ b* P8 ]2 h! R" T7 R
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 x4 e9 X, q! @- g0 q' s2 o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) l) m' c7 ~: R( E9 k2 zCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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0 d+ U' b8 @- l& J3 I$ [ wTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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