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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .7 n, T# ^1 i' Z9 q. x! r
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? C+ `1 B, b. c: A! _
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. t, T C; M" P/ L
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( T* u& c! J1 f% H3 @/ P' ?TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ A& E6 D$ d8 H9 m* h: a: H
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', \& c. S- b! D
TEACHER: No, that's wrong+ h8 D5 Z5 I' o1 {9 Y
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?9 F7 O$ n% E# e, @+ P8 _) C
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 u ]! Z! L7 n: r, t
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' X/ S: J1 k, w O! p* _
WINNIE: Me!* N. g3 j. z0 k' Z k5 r
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: R! r% ^0 R4 [- _TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 U5 y/ z2 m% @5 p. E8 `. i7 C
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 P: _6 B) u" N5 c# L( I6 g6 R
MILLIE: I is..
% |+ i+ F/ H8 m/ W) RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 R: e9 G* \9 T* c0 yMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & p5 R. w) J4 b$ V! q
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, R+ w' Q4 `0 |- XTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" {3 h: [- M/ v* k- Y% s4 x
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 f5 {1 Z d' u% d
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: p, [; N6 W7 ~" RSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ i$ c4 X5 j- d6 P D' K+ ~/ j- dTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 i' N$ Z8 x' E+ b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" S! Q; C2 c' a% h sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?- L0 F; q2 i4 B2 N |+ k3 j8 o
HAROLD: A teacher - w4 j1 ^" C" y. u1 b
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