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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 r. a' W6 n  Y) H, e
MARIA:       Here it is.' f8 t, F& f7 h! M" h- }
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?4 e" N" N* h# E% l
CLASS:        Maria.
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& h7 `7 k" J  i) r) w) b5 [; vTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 U, [8 C2 j8 x' ]JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 ~' Q9 h2 p% X% j# |GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# D4 ^3 K! r8 gTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
( M3 [  j5 T' s+ zGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.3 i5 e; J, m1 `, b3 o# m* i- Y
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) R- V1 R1 S$ D% y' N4 U
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
2 w" r9 X- y5 S2 NTEACHER:  What are you talking about?/ N/ y# M! _. P' R6 ]
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, m( \$ K8 G0 C# n( qWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ k' O( O. a# F4 ^" P; e& k" QGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 E0 v5 G8 P  Q% e8 oMILLIE:          I is..
; Z2 B* }0 y9 I/ i# r1 oTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. F$ p' S$ t9 b1 |, _: x
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       \0 l, k( }7 D! p7 g
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LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ V8 M5 M$ l  X# T1 q
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?' |6 J$ U+ w1 }" _- Y5 A# L. `9 S! ^
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog., M# q+ C6 U* D  ~/ \. G
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2 S( Y) L, @! _* |1 R6 N8 C" v, HTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, I- L  v/ k0 [+ u- l1 a
HAROLD:       A teacher 6 P: F5 e3 `) e; _/ g# o$ [

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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