Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
3 v* F' M7 P3 GTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
1 r( r( {( j+ L1 x- M6 `- NCLASS:        Maria.
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: J( i9 o1 A8 _TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, |* v7 a2 [: l. Z1 ]; rJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; W- f/ C( U8 M1 q! y7 F, y/ AGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 _! ?4 e, w  JTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
# @3 L/ H- x" u3 Q- H: H! h8 ~DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: _% P$ d0 a' h. `/ FTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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$ I/ j' N9 t- \4 o0 o- T, oTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 o5 k- l. R% @6 W4 _3 W  ?6 pGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ m$ D6 S1 H# |8 E6 D& C* h2 m6 xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 x9 x1 u* E' |/ M* p6 D( c$ KHAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)