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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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" G. I0 a+ m; j; \) }* xTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 @) t, v2 I& y! ^& @$ cJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 r8 d# q! c% C L5 z, r( o
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& a) p+ G) m# C, a4 C
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 \8 e! D9 c4 q$ l" _ g. o/ LTEACHER: No, that's wrong( W' X3 w1 `$ ]- L9 X" ^7 s
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 n5 x; D S1 a+ e2 ~1 A3 G
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 i, G$ F' K! l6 i# Q0 d+ J3 @+ B
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
5 Y5 ]9 l; Y" z& R9 m3 nTEACHER: What are you talking about?
. m, D3 b- V3 y( N( ^ x* I9 _DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& x$ x$ W# F" ]4 }TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 S5 c0 g) R" n6 y# ~; M, b
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 e1 j8 C' { u0 X: H/ oGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 o) k+ ~7 b) l/ V" i/ `. I
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6 T9 q8 s+ y! T- v, `7 GTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'8 s( p1 O( R1 z. @2 Y5 J
MILLIE: I is.., Q4 O* d" d+ o# q) o
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& t3 f# a# [5 h3 N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' $ J; ^) a b6 t& {1 Z" t, f; Y8 ~
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: G: g \& g( f* h; x3 z: M2 ]( _
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' l! G: Z8 |% J; F# o7 K8 gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 l1 `4 C K. t9 y( X) [
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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{0 p2 E% P, ]- c# J. J8 z/ S1 y% u. |TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' a1 c" v/ ?. I# hCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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7 t7 `. O+ b1 J4 kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? H3 [: R6 H9 K& `) s. y
HAROLD: A teacher
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