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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) g7 f" @- o2 P
MARIA: Here it is.' W8 p5 U; n9 h, Y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, \; R; H* ~/ ]/ ]
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
r% ?6 Q6 M$ T& b/ d/ YJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* Y" o8 r! R" w4 A# ]TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& H! I. j% j6 I, Z9 FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: T: s( u/ i/ C2 h, X3 f1 f; l& oTEACHER: No, that's wrong3 b' x+ Y* {4 ~( Y. k! W
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' p/ j% X3 v, g" P9 k+ F
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. O* E# x; y7 k+ ]
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5 u' J8 V# j3 i- FTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; q$ ]+ l7 z/ g. e8 M# J5 z
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 l' E0 _) h' ^& c7 o
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# {7 I8 _; v7 F1 N! V1 k' S. wTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 ~. k1 t5 c4 `/ m( C( e0 B, ^
MILLIE: I is.." o p0 u" b; z4 @' B& M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 H- B! U+ }" h3 cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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# b f% y4 O6 F" O3 BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 m: S. h9 l3 v" [& ?4 P8 Y+ s
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( k, A& [& p" b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ V& E- K& y2 M8 PTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ s7 K6 _! ], X; vCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# d Q4 e" m. g/ l1 sHAROLD: A teacher
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