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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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6 x5 F. j' Y5 \# }TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?- H& K y9 Q% }) S! g0 T5 K; b
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3 u* ]: N- h S: l8 g2 eTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% h2 Z4 Q# `+ m0 M/ b+ m7 X7 CJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'3 Z5 i5 u$ E ]5 Q( {# s
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% V5 q( _5 z3 m: J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 W7 w+ | l6 f' c4 }! p# c
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 i" _2 J8 g, ~ YTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! [1 J. I; G7 w; l: ~7 }DONALD: H I J K L M N O.: }+ u% \3 b7 k3 B# ~
TEACHER: What are you talking about?' t- b; K! j8 Q8 p% A
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) N4 z5 P9 ~; y3 q0 vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 o, _: ]3 u' a
WINNIE: Me!& y4 B7 f$ A% J3 q
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+ S$ c: ^- L1 }* Z/ z& G* @0 i6 J8 yTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, ~/ }6 e8 L' V# \& r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; \2 M' g. j3 o/ p9 l& gMILLIE: I is.., m. Z: X- g. ?$ r
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% d; _0 {- q$ L" j) L
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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$ L) J7 M/ ~! E" g1 p6 @TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, i7 Q8 p; H8 m' v$ ?" T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 F- n! j5 ]4 y2 h
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' Q, q6 z' K2 x
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: f% C$ K9 _6 k0 G" C1 v8 b9 {
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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+ O/ t* c) |1 ]" y0 x' J7 bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? t) F) | L, W% c# K* D3 n
HAROLD: A teacher
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