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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ G; J: K% L# I% U) H- Z
MARIA: Here it is.
: ^0 C& b6 ^3 }" ^: c0 PTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; M4 |) B7 |/ c3 [8 R
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- b. O. s- }2 @
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) t/ u. t: D" Z5 T' L6 M* d- l lTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# P6 a7 s# s7 T! B2 x$ o# MGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% D0 w) A5 s: y2 u5 B8 p
TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 B1 `2 e3 h- Y, F0 Z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# v% W- _- o( x
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% K1 P7 b7 T/ M# d/ ZDONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 ?8 O. O: ?2 R
TEACHER: What are you talking about?0 u# n9 l1 t Q" I& L
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.( |% i8 [5 D7 h; H) h4 v+ t7 ^
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 e p) J- S5 C2 L9 q$ u7 }% }/ O
WINNIE: Me!) \5 x2 m# g( R. U1 ~
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: t' Y$ W: ~/ ^9 C/ l& c+ s3 kTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ A, L* j# Y) ~; S. t. E. FGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ F+ Q: ^8 `$ F H% M o6 uTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% I; o1 B0 d) N9 |2 q9 ^
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - B% R! |: s5 s
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! @$ l7 }! M/ a: Z0 t7 R6 k/ KTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 Q8 W6 q/ k& \5 o4 bLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 d; s h, [8 h) r
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' u: u7 }! U' C& A7 x) i1 k5 K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; I# R' M/ P G
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; k4 E- H2 A" i* |CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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( ^, L- y- ^8 f. o2 ETEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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