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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
4 r' a/ N2 I5 e% c9 x9 TMARIA: Here it is.
+ d0 |1 e( |1 G; I, t/ OTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 y6 V1 e* S" Z: ITEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 a4 e& ?' }$ j8 X
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.# y' c# H( c5 T9 r3 r
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* Q' }/ W4 }+ w( E" o6 G( \* BTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% S( _8 c, b+ r8 V" JGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
' W# v2 k9 o+ ]$ H. D$ {/ FTEACHER: No, that's wrong4 F1 d' g' s9 S4 K6 d) D( T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ u6 t3 {) H% e2 c. vTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 `7 B* D/ k5 [* S4 r2 k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
0 L8 H6 K4 a) q/ t, ETEACHER: What are you talking about?6 w# s9 n8 M$ }, A0 X
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ p! n) H: A! t, g7 F
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 g4 I$ m* i* V% kWINNIE: Me!
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/ {4 c" C0 h/ STEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 X' b0 n1 ^3 y Y% O8 S/ C# w+ Z2 ^
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' W& L4 h( C5 P
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 ^* g1 l) I; L E+ o
MILLIE: I is..
$ i. q& y% ^% ITEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 O" l' i1 a+ J! tMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 Y8 b# q, J5 T. X0 e: [* F d# T' FLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. J+ k) ~2 i* W; i
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8 d) R% y+ j: b( p, S. I. i0 sTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; [6 [( u7 w6 h( |& R5 |SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 H% n/ x9 f5 N, wTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. O3 q1 K- r8 v. W: l" p- z3 lCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ J- ^3 j; [: j' m, T
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 o. T/ R1 B ^4 w' z, cHAROLD: A teacher $ r9 b, l- Z, |. K% C0 V4 P
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