Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
) T: X, f( @; f! S8 [5 cTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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. D( F* L. J/ \TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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# O; f& ]6 k- D/ O5 y; r3 r. BTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# q: F3 d9 E$ Q' f7 @1 H8 z7 l7 oGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 O' `/ a, ?1 C9 F) f/ [TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ F' P0 E7 {2 @4 P4 l+ s. P$ TTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
7 c2 f* H) ~3 KDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 H, l, @3 U8 i7 \TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 P" O8 p( `  N& j/ b. Q# b# l0 \WINNIE:     Me!
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# L$ J4 q1 A+ m/ C) ETEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" E6 T2 l9 U$ t" Z4 d2 D8 g' ~3 wGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 S; {1 z' e0 e2 D( _" H2 v( PTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
( x# ^  N. N: Q0 O9 u3 k/ j# qTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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# j3 p) z7 c' d( @- H& XTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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* @& a" K, ^( u& `- o! y3 K! UTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 {, N) B" r( C1 ^  H, I, uTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- K9 l6 L* M" `5 j8 q6 a) zCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)