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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) T) [+ e. i8 L' {& I% W9 ^
MARIA: Here it is.0 `" r+ {3 q) j' E
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?! V; H4 r9 r1 p; ?/ C5 K+ d
CLASS: Maria.
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4 G! h) q' e" e( @TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / I; k( W" u. o6 \( R3 _8 Y0 G
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. B; Z% s* ?, X) V" U' k
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; ?0 Y9 z# r8 T4 I: e6 a( i, lGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& T( S. t5 n* s5 c3 S0 @! b MTEACHER: No, that's wrong( [& d2 e0 V2 }) m+ M& n
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." d1 `) e# S' O" i9 Z# h
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. m1 [7 `' B ^TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?& f* W; R ^' u) z' ~6 G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; }: D9 [$ m. ^% @$ {
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( Q) B. Z- b) z' I; P
WINNIE: Me!
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" R( f- c4 E1 g! |; \" JTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& T6 C% `0 \ i# nGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., O0 @8 m) _( D2 Q$ P
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/ J& w: j5 k1 I- k9 w$ F2 lTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 C! h5 H& P6 P& A- `* B5 }6 g
MILLIE: I is..
, l1 m) `8 h }TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 ]( a+ U6 w* u& y! {9 Q0 F- @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ Z7 D) y! N$ b/ x3 V. i( }LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, |3 C% |' b4 ^8 m/ X$ h& z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! L$ d8 J5 h& T' ^/ ~' b/ `8 L1 l
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 ]6 d7 k9 a, }4 Z4 C
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1 y' l# V# `: I" ?/ _( [- L3 ?TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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