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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ., a2 r9 d" ?; I: \! y1 B7 t
MARIA:       Here it is.1 H* d% s% U& }4 b7 f
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& k! C  l% z- z& ^2 X
CLASS:        Maria.
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; U+ i' X3 O, S+ ATEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + j$ v" J; M$ G. P% D" ~& _& V
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.& h2 Z5 i$ X  V/ V% s' z
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 |0 _3 H3 N$ ~% `2 GGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ M* b; U; ~( n- _
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong* A3 k( B9 c% n$ H! d
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ o8 h9 `% ^/ V7 r6 A
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 p; ?- V5 D  T& v8 U5 k
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 b4 f; A) A5 _4 m
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( u4 c1 K) F. V& l4 z4 XTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: ]7 t5 p7 `  b' IWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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" z6 a9 ]1 `. ]# s* [& jTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: m. Y# R* b3 C; S" x2 PMILLIE:          I is..* h, B9 `8 |! x( q, I
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
  j5 r. G/ d- @8 D' @MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" e! v' G1 m' k2 x& K( S" h' K
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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) I1 E5 Q+ P" F) b. Q* p8 UTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. u. z, R9 @1 w7 w0 h! d
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! L9 X* A2 ^  h; ^& y' S
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 S. s+ I; s, a4 E. U7 R0 |6 v8 o/ V' b
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 [" C0 q1 x0 q7 GHAROLD:       A teacher 9 o7 P& ]3 ?, U2 m' ?
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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