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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ n$ X+ Q1 Y0 p1 p- @+ p
MARIA:       Here it is.! h8 g) r! @& x
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  @, K$ ]* W- j. A+ j, f- t, g
CLASS:        Maria.
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! v# f- L& C/ y8 a- |% }TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, z/ N1 K# u/ \4 j0 eJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.% A4 F! b- e7 ]9 D# g0 h+ G( J. Y
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% ^8 \- |* a. ?; {GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 m. A0 v9 c3 u$ t/ z9 K
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong( z# `( ^/ S2 _; e8 ]
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 E# b  j( @/ ?' U2 @% p9 W, eTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: w0 M0 O/ B% d: B) q% \/ X- Q# {
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
  i) x% Q$ b. N& [' iTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
1 I& ~8 i, L* q0 D4 HDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ @& w" w$ Q! X. M% EWINNIE:     Me!6 Y/ H0 r9 L. V2 w) i& y' q
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8 A: T; m9 z: n3 _1 m* D- ]& wTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; w; r! m1 s" HGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 |8 ]$ n: t. QMILLIE:          I is..
# {+ ~$ t  {- ]! p! r3 ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 G& I  Q# w( j6 g" d
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       o+ J( v  Z: H! Z! D
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( f- M- o& b  I* n5 o; ITEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 l- X4 Q4 z- V" X' o: P5 |. `LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   & u$ x7 a  _5 r: T
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4 V: M2 L# `: Q: l! sTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 N/ ?( G9 m3 j2 I$ P5 ~SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  z  i" L4 k. T6 f3 L# ^# d
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: e0 x# _, ?3 |" o! a- y& ~/ dTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" w) [! ~6 n1 j9 _* H" SCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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: j, o! c& C) G# ?# wTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. J4 ^  q2 \: p' i# tHAROLD:       A teacher , i' B/ [, g6 W5 T2 K
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........% b1 i9 y. S( s+ L: X
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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