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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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. z! v" K1 z$ x! s1 QTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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/ [- n! O6 W; JTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. K0 d/ [' t1 V$ P% gJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., n- y3 d3 P. M- G: m
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" I* ^; G+ M/ e" p" RTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) F6 ?, |6 ]% f' c' p" t. _GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 t2 A3 o6 p' a/ ~) P4 ?+ _
TEACHER: No, that's wrong+ }; j) U0 c2 F- [
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- z7 ]% l3 O2 L
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( Z, j9 }8 B( N: f% STEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
x- d$ [+ S1 fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.' \& {: C3 \3 t5 J) w6 E& O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
' O3 S4 {1 `- O* E; s& z+ |) [DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 N+ i% }! a1 x4 J! ?+ z! [; [TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ ?; s- ~# T$ |$ `! I
WINNIE: Me!5 g# X! p/ A9 Q8 P4 Z: q
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* h5 \3 n: A" h& j! `TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 a6 U' |7 Y( e1 I+ e* h' hGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 m* B- ^( q& r/ b3 t/ zMILLIE: I is..
0 c+ x7 k$ i7 E- N% S; r" DTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- l- m B. e L p3 d, W) l3 p8 Z& DMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 Q. L" `* z7 c6 D1 U/ a0 X
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 B- s8 P2 d% G0 O6 U/ J
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 ?" T' ]. h, Y: x* Z: H9 H
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& T$ K! w% z2 Z8 O+ u% U
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ f$ l) }: L2 D; g
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; f& h, G5 O+ {: o% q3 eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ [8 C% z: C% F# R' k: I& L: b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 ?* @8 x$ `) ?9 J/ Z& H8 Z8 b# A& T# d
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: H8 G& v. D, M m' q' _9 ]HAROLD: A teacher
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