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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* b) {, ~3 K, e1 ~MARIA:       Here it is.* N3 h( T1 K9 j
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ ?0 p( ~4 I7 z! xCLASS:        Maria.. U" D$ W- @+ E' G* _- Q" T
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, n5 B% C" j, _/ D3 J& aTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 O1 a0 Q4 C( u
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) r- Y' m- Z7 _% s5 o7 U0 x8 s5 K6 Q, `* AGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ r$ Y& i% u" E0 B7 g, S( T; U
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: ?7 e6 m1 c3 |' W5 @
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
: q) O  g# i; e" b9 T/ r/ K, JTEACHER:  What are you talking about?* s1 c. Q: O$ {6 L1 D- ~. b2 s( p
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.; A0 z& Y/ {0 n/ I$ d8 C4 N
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3 L, t) _8 T4 z& ^TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., r" T! T$ A% x
WINNIE:     Me!! B% \$ I& Z6 I' p/ |* r$ k
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- M) H- m& c7 Q! R8 t, y. P- e1 CTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 B% u% y7 E) f6 j) Q
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 |; u1 Z  E( D6 H( X2 l7 _" q) a
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 h9 ~6 Q0 T* J6 |9 y* j$ @" x
MILLIE:          I is..
$ K" B( S; x3 X9 |6 B* J9 H% P$ V8 X3 PTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 y6 h0 j. V+ m' u& CMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     4 Y3 K. W; M! G& p
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( w4 M  Y, S: w0 J( {
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   % h: [7 Y7 q' }, X. M1 ^9 x
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 x7 k4 I7 B" K: L
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) M  V- c2 z) F( ]
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 G# s4 v% c( v& ?0 S2 c3 N0 iCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' h4 c& b9 ^& _8 ~* ZHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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