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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., s- u1 `; ?+ n. [% |; [1 W, O8 g
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria." q/ |& N7 P+ y5 R/ n2 X3 t
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ ]- H2 y1 N& _' OJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* k l0 I7 k: f. c* m! v1 HGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 t7 u$ D) X+ D/ c/ YTEACHER: No, that's wrong' E8 C m4 Q' i! I+ \; u
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) R8 C9 S! O2 r {4 l- N8 X \
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: \( @& e" _; ?7 b1 u6 ^
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 T- u; x! P3 X+ z: z3 t& T- P4 o
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, e6 f" T! N. p' X4 aDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 t1 k3 T2 r+ o; K
WINNIE: Me!
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6 J( [" N: x' @TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, v+ {# o9 h, T# h6 G$ D
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) N) q u. i( H( e
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" p, Y* z; D4 A! A a# |% {( z# RTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ g- g8 {4 B0 ? c1 [5 @. uMILLIE: I is..' @, B9 t7 |& D9 o$ l6 x
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 C4 t. N7 a' d; TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ o) N4 Y9 g1 ALOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?- c! |4 x' l, A; d$ e
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; p e" J6 j0 W* l; N: F' Q
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: ~( g$ B+ y1 [$ S! y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( \6 ~% _# S2 C( \9 n, I5 D
HAROLD: A teacher , A% D1 y8 V( w% T6 f2 z
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