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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: R1 |+ M) b" k6 r6 wMARIA: Here it is.# n5 ]0 t) n* x4 z
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: j, R% |) a2 u! O
CLASS: Maria.
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: I0 L/ r& A( S4 e0 |" R6 RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * G N6 o! u: z: L
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 S( t3 `: u! g! Y# d/ Y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" D" `2 Y/ z% `# T+ P3 R
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ Q7 b( j. [3 ^. \GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ U: G! c; X' z8 QTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ J( p6 @/ J! q- y r9 q5 R: P8 J
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( G7 q3 c& n3 d3 B q7 TTEACHER: What are you talking about?5 `( M! L3 t q
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 ^; Q# T7 m% S1 N5 n7 X# W
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 |2 a6 s1 \5 dWINNIE: Me!" Y9 u" o" a! Y
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& ]. W; w. [! X" w) b7 A6 i
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- j" r6 O5 R! A- e$ Y1 y
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: [" |- _0 |$ yMILLIE: I is..! @) U1 i2 \1 O2 ^0 o r. O
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, G9 ` W. E h% M5 xMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 i/ o2 E8 x: L7 s# d' l
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p- s* w' R' U& D) uTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 M* ?. o# W# ]1 S- \& z2 ^. N
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( c: @& e. h8 S. Z9 k& s3 Q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' i2 F/ I9 i* v) D
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3 Z8 }, m1 `! f1 v8 a8 z" D1 RTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ u- H$ j6 |' i$ ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 [: b1 b4 }1 L7 y) oHAROLD: A teacher
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