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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ |* n+ k) V2 K, q: x! o
MARIA: Here it is.4 O. i, l; z8 P, [
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. C4 I" q! v: @1 y, U4 [
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 w3 K. T+ ]2 }( ^5 x1 x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" ]( c5 J! r2 H$ P$ RGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( ^5 } |& M: Z9 |* ?TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# r# B& J4 k: r3 L2 v1 ^, Z' QGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ |9 h" U2 P* n9 H- A( t
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6 y# q: b( w+ G2 y, VTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" W5 U+ R! B/ X) t& Y' NDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 r( I- n+ l) A4 b* U0 D# VTEACHER: What are you talking about?/ S! [/ D6 u1 u7 Y6 O: |$ c
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 k+ b- } C; ^. F* l2 t" m7 Y1 M' Q$ j: hWINNIE: Me!
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# D) {- G- N. W/ t% V3 i! _$ t5 TTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( l! U% q, {0 N
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 z4 k! u1 R$ V5 x* C
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( `1 S9 n+ H$ J0 v3 ?- h# q
MILLIE: I is..
; s0 Q4 ^% c5 u; R5 I) ^/ d' vTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 E( O. A b6 F: [$ v" c& g$ LMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & R- b! l( B0 v$ a
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% ~0 K+ Y2 \' p% ]3 ^0 A. c8 `TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 P6 |! M) A! v l3 w: J. A
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 C* I6 J7 G0 x, s$ o, @" m
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8 v8 @, ~6 ^2 ATEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 E- p+ ]* e2 U+ S/ R: w
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# ]1 k2 i* B/ D* x1 pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ H2 A- h, o' CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* t k1 @8 j0 F% d$ V2 h1 d
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( n! |6 _* x/ YTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 A7 W- l/ I4 W/ x9 ]3 w9 aHAROLD: A teacher : s+ S5 p/ I* d2 B
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