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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 a- U! j2 `" m5 ~7 G: m# vMARIA: Here it is.. z6 l/ ?* z8 H V# [+ G5 p# ?
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 k% v" X0 e' N( G" m
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 q# x" C/ Y3 q! ?" a* n! {# [0 Z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." f p9 {1 `( s7 _3 }7 O" r
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; Y" j, T% R6 r3 @1 h) ?0 _TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 j |) C9 J cGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( f# _& l# v* {% y2 LTEACHER: No, that's wrong
' d* u9 P& N' j9 bGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.. C7 ]( d6 P6 @1 i" p% {8 ?
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* V! k, Z [2 Y* H7 wTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 F3 \$ P$ Z8 e8 \# e
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.# |8 Z8 W3 _% N( x5 d
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 r+ Z- x+ V% v4 k7 B) ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ L9 b+ }; D$ U* Y0 yTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 r4 N+ { b. H b F( I
WINNIE: Me!8 h9 ~" J1 ?9 T- ^7 } ?+ U$ r
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 P4 R' _) |0 V6 y- JGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.! \1 @3 |' _/ ?( U
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, `6 ~( Y$ L/ b1 M4 b r) yTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
s# f* P0 g5 l [) j7 f0 JMILLIE: I is..7 W/ @# V4 @- T4 v- j" Y# O8 u5 X
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 D+ m; q M) _" T8 ?! ?/ j1 \
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 o- J/ H$ E5 R3 m' {8 W4 {( `9 |TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" Y0 ? i g: {0 L8 O/ ?, NLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: L4 f8 a# h [4 l" ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- J; P$ q) T# ]3 P" h
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5 {2 K% _2 _0 I6 T$ PTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 [( Q V9 a! I% N: B CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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; p9 y. j/ }5 X4 M& [+ }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- O% X% A! ?5 s: Y* r/ R# K) _HAROLD: A teacher " O8 u2 R, J3 R, b, V7 E x
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