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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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& z' B8 M% m( h1 q9 MTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ l& ~# [; L) d' h
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; u' @8 U: J/ S- j& W2 ~$ Z6 o* E
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* C6 ~1 E0 u W6 t# i4 ^; o
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' r8 [( O: w$ _0 u6 lDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
& T0 s2 s; [4 m* WTEACHER: What are you talking about?) X1 |2 I( z: q" Y& J1 M/ Y9 g7 m
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. a' ~) @- {8 y: n$ cTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' p. T& w3 p+ l/ U$ H, D
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 Y9 }# p* G7 a$ v' Y. ]GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* `. K$ X+ k7 o: F
MILLIE: I is..
3 _% [+ f+ e3 r9 D- {* @0 T, i( o; cTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% R) d8 o/ ]; z. `# N' h: j3 b- M
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' " k6 l4 y$ V: T* Z+ l. x) A
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1 n9 ^/ E4 L7 w4 s0 f6 MTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' C' h/ ]- K- D) ~9 P) W. j6 H$ wLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? h% H& |" M- P# I1 o$ j4 H5 v4 J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 U6 X( F" L% f& D+ u4 w6 TTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% T" v6 e+ D3 w# zCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 g4 K B" |# p. QHAROLD: A teacher
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