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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." B/ Q$ F1 D3 g( e0 o
MARIA: Here it is.
9 W! C, M- z8 z% u' ?% yTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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$ s y7 ]4 T2 j4 VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 ?# V* `5 l7 {0 ?' Q
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' ]. f. v& j. \5 k; X1 ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& C. f: l E' R/ r; S0 @% j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong: T' W$ l5 s% N
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
L! ]. [; u) QDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- z! Z; v% M, j8 ^3 [TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ I0 k* w5 S8 s+ s$ |: [: M
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 ]- e1 I' H4 i+ f
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
~% H* S9 F+ tGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 S9 U+ Y, r* q, G
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6 ^7 X f& C ^/ D Y* XTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 {9 s* j3 q! H# e, yMILLIE: I is.." q/ R4 G3 @4 u2 n: I% z2 F; v6 V3 b
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 q; k3 {4 R& z7 \& e! s! bMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' # z7 \5 t/ u4 x2 z o2 f
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 o( M7 r" D; z- m& fLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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2 c8 ]) Y) D( S) RTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! ]- U9 j3 Z/ A! x" uCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 l/ @; L: b: n2 ]; Y5 a; Q d
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?9 T# K; z5 u) F9 m5 M3 h* V5 D
HAROLD: A teacher 9 P; y5 F( ^8 F0 ?8 t
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