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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 s+ S& R7 ?: T4 ^6 dMARIA: Here it is.
( \9 J1 K! G" }, S0 f$ WTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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% c* h6 G3 d3 _$ ^, VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% g& [( v/ F- ^1 y2 W6 A: kJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 \- o5 b0 Z. j% M+ X
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4 ?4 I( j2 O/ fTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
4 M( g) v5 ^' R: V* c! V uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 O% n+ z9 m4 Y3 P' A
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& V; C' z5 G7 R3 K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.# T+ M' R) U% P9 Q% x$ E' t
TEACHER: What are you talking about?' Q( L# P& v! o; u/ e
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* y$ B `" j3 A
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 a, q: B$ g) p5 s+ ^7 m' p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; f% r8 V. W c: Z
MILLIE: I is..
+ d. O, O: {/ O. w0 xTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 h% @; ]& w" E; Y1 }
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' , n) D( L7 g# p; {
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 l& c, i: V8 `. e5 d& i% ^ K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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0 P, u' q8 A) V" f/ |8 x/ j; wTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; O! T+ @) |1 }* Q4 O ^2 ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- C" p+ ?+ B3 G& v! u
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. H: f0 l3 |1 ?, L/ YCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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6 B9 t% X/ G$ X0 JTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 K1 d& y. T) g7 Q C
HAROLD: A teacher 5 b$ z$ ?- n2 \
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