Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
5 f- j$ h" {$ H9 wCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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7 U& c! q) i7 E/ C" ATEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
3 Q$ V  v2 Z# B+ e) rGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- o4 b; Z/ t; b5 B( n6 [  eTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" u# V5 x1 x& W6 FDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
; K3 \% W: R! Q" m3 B4 TDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! ^* h* t& a8 w7 F+ G- ?6 hWINNIE:     Me!
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! o$ j/ Z/ g8 ITEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, X+ _8 T4 B( }0 S  i: gGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 g( `3 q( p5 o3 S) eMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
# i% ]" G6 ^3 H& RMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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+ ^7 K- ~/ Y' J$ T) e0 QTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)