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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ s# P7 w$ w5 o. QMARIA: Here it is.
* }' l2 u* h; n) ?9 FTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? b4 h# n. l# g" x! Z( ^
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: [% q; `' h9 q; G( Y5 q( A$ GTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 J* u3 k3 f( @; h# Q _2 wJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& ?8 z7 Y; {$ t! |$ z; S0 y
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1 w# b$ ?9 o. S7 ETEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% K8 P( R+ z5 s/ @$ b) t. L$ jGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ n- Y) v' O1 f3 u6 STEACHER: No, that's wrong z0 [6 [3 q. P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& _% W# z$ G$ X& Q. Q A
DONALD: H I J K L M N O./ n/ j3 V1 P$ L+ Y' l6 u) @& {* a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?8 S+ U/ ?) _2 q+ V8 t* F
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 m. D J. L- v( x( b
WINNIE: Me!
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2 ?; ^* h4 l# aTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) d: x* K9 A( o% |
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 ^$ o0 g& f# A- t. _1 z# h; _TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 {" p% |4 p4 b# |4 ^' n7 rMILLIE: I is..
; U- w$ \- T7 X; Y; NTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* O/ H$ U- k5 ]! |/ i$ m$ T$ S. X
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; g0 b# \) ^8 m, C" xTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* w: p6 G" s2 HLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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0 m8 p- s& A5 h. nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 l1 _$ `2 D2 I* rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. R* [# X& T& S8 W' s. h. Y4 q) A
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 B' P) y7 L, ^6 L4 aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.% n% H, I+ p1 N" ]
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: r- K9 I; T# G9 N# D9 E# n5 h: q
HAROLD: A teacher
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