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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
  M0 X4 d  L3 f3 f# J9 c$ G" VMARIA:       Here it is.6 {; J. n* g. f# z2 f+ [
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 m7 w+ n( |* t  H! o; e/ ~TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / y$ X0 v. ]& g) f3 P. u
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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; z7 D: X" n4 j5 o" h6 H. _3 RTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 c0 B4 b: u% m1 v) ]GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; h7 X* W. K6 c% nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
5 ^4 n' H; D0 n& j# ?, t% rGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! t+ j0 J/ O0 I' g" S+ b7 d
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0 X* ?+ f0 x9 v/ l6 ]7 C4 MTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) {. P4 S' |% b& q+ n2 e6 hDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 s& C  h- J0 z- |% iTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
7 Z3 h; m" z5 B" p* uDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 ?) Y' o7 o4 S7 n3 L3 s
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( F$ U2 B7 V3 {: F# U8 K
WINNIE:     Me!
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1 z) a2 R% }- |0 T1 J+ F1 g% u: ]TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 c7 `& V; r" g+ S! o. c) P7 ]GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 R: K; F8 o9 u+ U
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! u4 H; b0 ?) x) |4 p8 UMILLIE:          I is..
6 D, v; q2 b/ f& O$ L8 LTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 H' F, \" E% f5 _# NMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ) ]2 _( T$ V8 X3 A2 @# X; X$ x

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4 R7 A6 G% D# h' CTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& x4 \; s$ T7 ^. I' g% C
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   " u* H3 Z; n; {" t' u% U
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" q5 i8 y, ~5 b' ^3 _4 h
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., z% R6 v% H4 q" @/ x! j
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ H6 J2 T/ c2 q' s. ?" ?  y8 @+ X
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.# x9 X) q6 y' l6 H. i0 j+ e; K
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* N5 w. M7 U3 a5 E, I% \9 mTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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