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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- ]+ B: d  V( _7 hMARIA:       Here it is.
4 m! t" _9 w! h2 X& T9 i+ FTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 J9 O6 a) ]9 s
CLASS:        Maria.$ a  m9 _3 d2 w4 x  J/ L0 h
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# |- A# `( a0 P+ j) a0 gJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.! D2 k9 Z/ d; R. v0 h8 C
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ D) y) `4 B2 S8 [" {
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 M2 V2 Z2 @* w
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
4 G. c) M& k# P1 K# z& |GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  ^& f& v, e# @6 M/ v
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# R) D) ?/ }: k' O( sDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.% ^. \& y; k# J2 L0 C
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
) |; t1 ]7 G$ o! e9 y  ~DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ e! f9 Z, T8 z" ?TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- U' v) O+ R$ Y% sWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; L% [7 e7 r- j$ d
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( ?; F  a' A( E* j% X1 Y
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) ^# {! o- m5 e8 R2 u; vTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; X6 d# L8 S  ^
MILLIE:          I is..
9 R6 F7 f# c8 h/ _1 |/ g# u  QTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ T. k) X+ ^7 e# d6 D
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     $ c. C3 `; ?+ ^( I

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! ?3 E# ?7 D, Z* NTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 P; k0 _  Y' K6 M: E7 d
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   & ~; R9 ?- d. H/ }
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2 q! b! M9 t% p/ X5 X- H' S! bTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 T- J- Y0 x- c: {" Y5 ^8 D' u
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ L: ]& a. C  R7 E; h8 e; ]! I% ~CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.5 O5 V6 h) t! o' p
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. {) c. E: X3 D
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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