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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& J4 C$ f* b, B+ J5 S
MARIA: Here it is.
! S3 [; F. n( A X8 O" a; h8 B- lTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, m3 A, B: [+ N; S9 B6 V
CLASS: Maria.
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; A+ l8 _5 V- s% ~: o- I) D) VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 K+ v' ^6 J) U1 o: g9 PJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 j) h3 t* k/ `7 Q& d# U
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; i6 J4 P8 I( v1 ~5 Z# M. x2 rTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 z. }9 H$ A2 C
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 d4 x8 A* K& ]TEACHER: No, that's wrong7 E- p' \5 I+ p4 K/ f
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ s% w0 v6 l1 P [
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' ^, ] M+ W8 |& D' l) ^TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& e; p1 N6 S; p; V: x9 d. A
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
/ f: f- n; G8 U7 W* lTEACHER: What are you talking about?4 d a$ V' P. p0 E/ t* h
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 [8 G! w% g g/ ?0 RTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 Q. T& F5 g# t; l+ ?1 E
WINNIE: Me!
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5 N6 J, ^+ ~- l$ m, { m: f @TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; F7 t. m9 Y, l+ V2 W' @
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 _' E! A9 N [$ A% c
MILLIE: I is..
$ k! Q. ^5 ~+ _$ kTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.': T6 k; h$ a% Z- W+ R- ]+ O# Q. V3 G
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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# {0 Q3 b/ z, x( s/ I$ FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" W0 q: ?0 g- f4 i* g; QLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 ~9 f. z7 p- S
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook." D8 y3 P7 g6 N4 E9 @
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 d5 @6 H$ }9 b2 K9 }CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. h) b& Y# }/ G# {
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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