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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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k& l6 O" h+ |$ ], |TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 C+ J+ ^' `8 _3 N& O, m
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5 i2 z) U% L/ c# W/ E- A2 v* g- LTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. J8 k; w- S8 s3 w: O7 B6 o: Z7 bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 _+ p4 v( P zTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 U$ }4 I! B4 k' L- g% {- q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 n; U1 e' [7 s3 p$ Q
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
+ d! o9 |2 E; @* c- |' i( pGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 ?- A( h0 a1 E, y, q
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 T; x( C6 @: M! {8 z& n7 ~
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.: d0 s: S6 W1 Y+ }. N6 J6 m M, ]
TEACHER: What are you talking about?8 t- x& Y- H: M' b
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) t3 l. [" ?+ `' ^
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& s' F r& I/ c% q9 U) P; q! O& XTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 Z; R5 \: W( X1 e# |WINNIE: Me!" T3 q6 f: ^7 ^, u$ g
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 U" n9 k5 f, _2 M; K. S
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' r7 b% |4 P2 C ^' u1 gTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* Z0 e4 a. h# n) V8 _; x: B
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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9 _7 L# R7 N+ C' z5 J: @7 ITEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 A1 @4 `! x9 T9 A6 @8 fLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / \; ^; c" t$ X0 }1 I ~/ G
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 _3 Y( c0 H5 `3 U$ [, u/ W5 V8 r2 l+ [
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" L6 y3 ?! L, h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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6 ^, n/ }- E; A6 O: _TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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