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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . R( c$ ^2 ^* j% h; ^
MARIA: Here it is.0 a, E$ E/ `4 g" k0 Y: ?) \
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 [" `: B+ ^" c+ S4 {8 W, wJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., O6 {( `! M2 z2 h
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- T$ l+ }: K$ n) Z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 |$ \" H% J. A) F4 ]% s+ M$ N$ Z
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' p4 S w) {6 g4 f2 LGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! \6 m- f9 A$ |- [, ?( ~! s* t
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$ z: Z7 s: L% A% _) b5 dTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
1 d4 n% x0 d0 e* T( MDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* Z$ @& N1 a$ N/ bTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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$ m" F4 \* a: R8 j, o& Z9 D) fTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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+ G2 D( ^' I0 i6 F! L3 G% rTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 s' I6 p5 g" q7 \8 ~6 E/ [ v
MILLIE: I is..
9 c' h' B5 M( o8 S8 S2 yTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! A! E M' `' ^' `5 u- CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& G( r8 ^5 f" } W- v; VLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. U" U! }0 T7 E9 f! Q8 XSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: ?4 s' a: B' ~, a7 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! T" W3 x$ {/ s$ [ XCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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2 O( F& k8 S) h7 `) U' t, \TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, R. I& i+ ]+ H. A/ h9 w: X. r* Z9 @
HAROLD: A teacher 1 v4 B! Z+ x0 k' J1 p
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