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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; I+ N% g2 C$ T3 s' yMARIA:       Here it is.% [8 I% o) g; t# x* \
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 `+ ~4 }9 \- O7 E
CLASS:        Maria.4 W% y0 N9 x! ?4 ]
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : @6 l. Z, [! H( K' P' @
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables./ V1 T5 J! k8 u( X( k7 \4 M# {
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) ^( E" b; a8 m# e' R9 l  xTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# X2 y1 K- W9 n5 F% dGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': s( w0 C+ ~; I* t! U2 ~5 g% P, B
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
# D) X5 U% O: P( D2 M. }% rGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% b) h$ V# N$ R4 p
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' B& q' ?2 u: U& G8 r- i! f' I2 _
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
7 u: m/ O! s! k2 GTEACHER:  What are you talking about?% T; n# ^9 i. g' E
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. u8 H0 E  N2 O4 V0 n+ P/ w' z
WINNIE:     Me!0 _7 Y$ @# O# [9 S7 o& |
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! R. m0 T: U: ~3 j5 g3 Y; n% d* d
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& V3 e9 |& s* C5 |! r
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) z% Z0 s5 L6 s6 e8 \% O7 Z" ~TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" o/ B* [6 v* x' F8 ~
MILLIE:          I is..
  L4 x7 Y) x+ a2 w) F& Z* FTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 c1 n" R# H) |2 iMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     / K9 }# H- k) F9 v; _4 y7 J

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& [' o- e; V( Z: \( Z, CLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   5 c! ?0 i5 x* `8 y3 _
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! |* g9 X, x' n0 V& K& ]" Y+ rTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' D- P) C. C# D  wSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: K/ W2 U; g# _  {TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 e2 m+ T0 T, x4 [3 E
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) }- D/ R* Z' o$ f* e
HAROLD:       A teacher % v9 Z3 D: j5 h
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........6 v% _+ P2 \$ ~  Q- E, |0 O# m
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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