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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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2 ]0 R+ \* ?. D! {5 CTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" ]: ]& K7 T9 ~$ M9 `' y! }
CLASS: Maria.
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( k; z) Z7 a) c5 e9 \" e; _TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * C: I7 H8 b+ @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- |* y% M& ]( Z+ H' I, L
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) _% n& Z0 i8 E! W, k. O% [* _TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; \* G7 R/ J c8 x' uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 S3 C4 _2 E" z, cTEACHER: No, that's wrong5 ^2 v& N/ w7 d3 q& K' j) q7 D5 X
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- t/ X2 t3 Z' n% n* r* c, ITEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 f, W8 ~. C. z' }2 e4 Y+ C
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 l/ q8 ^/ n/ g9 }$ B) cTEACHER: What are you talking about?+ [, h+ O" P k3 Z6 `9 ]/ j
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, @3 m- Q$ y, }. Y$ _0 J$ FWINNIE: Me!
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/ V0 o9 P- s, |- G1 ~TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) p& X9 r# {7 Z! bGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 K( C/ v7 [' \2 B% D3 X
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. R2 v# Z* @6 l+ d' g9 T7 E& NMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 X9 Q: y, y0 U8 S! {& D
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& T& [$ S0 y) K% ]
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( }6 X2 C: e0 G5 xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: A/ o% R) b9 ?- }TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 N1 D- A) |! Z) E" lCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 ~' F6 \0 w/ U, P% r; ?5 Q) ZTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 d7 J& P7 T: A% Y3 z7 P lHAROLD: A teacher
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