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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .7 n, T# ^1 i' Z9 q. x! r
MARIA:       Here it is.
+ \9 P- ?  U1 U7 s9 x0 P( \TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?   C+ `1 B, b. c: A! _
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.. t, T  C; M" P/ L
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( T* u& c! J1 f% H3 @/ P' ?TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ A& E6 D$ d8 H9 m* h: a: H
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', \& c. S- b! D
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong+ h8 D5 Z5 I' o1 {9 Y
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ A" w6 X& t3 v1 w* MDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.9 q$ ~7 t6 U" S2 @+ H$ k
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?9 F7 O$ n% E# e, @+ P8 _) C
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 u  ]! Z! L7 n: r, t
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' X/ S: J1 k, w  O! p* _
WINNIE:     Me!* N. g3 j. z0 k' Z  k5 r
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: R! r% ^0 R4 [- _TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 U5 y/ z2 m% @5 p. E8 `. i7 C
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 P: _6 B) u" N5 c# L( I6 g6 R
MILLIE:          I is..
% |+ i+ F/ H8 m/ W) RTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 R: e9 G* \9 T* c0 yMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     & p5 R. w) J4 b$ V! q

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, R+ w' Q4 `0 |- XTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" {3 h: [- M/ v* k- Y% s4 x
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   4 f5 {1 Z  d' u% d
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: p, [; N6 W7 ~" RSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ i$ c4 X5 j- d6 P  D' K+ ~/ j- dTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 i' N$ Z8 x' E+ b
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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" S! Q; C2 c' a% h  sTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?- L0 F; q2 i4 B2 N  |+ k3 j8 o
HAROLD:       A teacher - w4 j1 ^" C" y. u1 b
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........3 R9 v. z3 D. p
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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