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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 K9 E: @$ U7 [2 ?( K3 @! [0 A1 ~
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- J4 m$ M, q/ j0 ~2 K. }2 lTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! ?! Z: ?8 A6 k% y" |
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'/ X6 F' j; K- u2 k) ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong" q: g% S8 i5 Y$ h; s8 ]& |
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( e* I; [6 G* n% K; X
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/ p& a0 K# f* l& u# YTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ \8 Z, ]/ J3 m4 H: F# _
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 r6 T! m5 `" |" r. R# z: \
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
% s0 ]3 x# g1 ^3 F6 ?+ sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ B( y0 h3 F8 f p qTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! q* R: l9 L- Q6 q: A, r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* S ?/ R+ p9 [TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'! z. `9 M! L7 U2 J7 I
MILLIE: I is..
6 E/ q/ w# t$ s$ fTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& v+ |7 R( f9 m Y8 m3 u
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 i7 V9 J. q1 E7 j/ q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / I0 s2 N, B5 x% K# X. b& p
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 o5 N% Z1 }6 k9 G5 S5 ?$ H# y
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 ~6 x0 {' [4 q$ Z. T6 z# S) e: B2 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 A Z1 L& }1 J* Y; W- l) C
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, q! _. y2 B7 j6 P% A7 ]HAROLD: A teacher
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