Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 N- w2 b3 I/ y4 ?1 ]( iMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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7 H3 a! e" u8 F, @8 g0 U9 k  kTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ ~% X4 l3 |% ^  T6 l# v/ d0 g" ^JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ b6 I* {7 y7 K; N  ?TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* }' R/ j- M( H, |& @# T4 dTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
$ t2 O) p+ O6 x# jTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
* i4 u& H0 V4 t7 }  n0 u! P7 IDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 q) @, [/ x4 u, S8 i3 i8 CTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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2 ^* {) b2 q! O  mTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
  q1 l, o. j5 |MILLIE:          I is..
5 N/ S2 \1 J1 ~0 T6 sTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 l( U$ m, c' r8 t) t/ o" _MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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( v+ w) D7 q" R+ \& FTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ u3 }6 f) q: @( n: O+ yLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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. H1 `- p% ?- wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 h; n- {- c/ J! U- _3 ]8 H; W2 q, LTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)