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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% R7 m" a4 d6 F" v4 M$ ]JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, ]2 d$ ?. {* I% Z9 hGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ `7 ^( h3 B8 G1 h* L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 M: B. r) S; RGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 q% b; m( B* }4 u! ]; O. OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ Z" W) ?; y1 ~8 `
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." p1 b6 C! W7 g/ d# R' ~
WINNIE: Me!4 M/ J( e+ ]( f
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 A. I; U7 V/ L- V( B" a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 |6 x4 @2 U5 _& A! x* ETEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& D' R' T! @0 Q5 M5 I
MILLIE: I is..
! L' o. M/ A+ \, T; ^TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 @( w3 d0 p3 A: cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ; I- `6 V+ }9 y" r, j! q+ D+ K
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& |1 y& W9 P1 C) A5 Y2 PLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: M7 j* i% W1 C' cSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 O. Q; r- ^+ Q$ F$ m& I& W
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.! p! U& {# A5 g; i4 b) H a
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- _2 N2 j+ ^1 P( ?TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. W# ~& R' ~: m+ @* W
HAROLD: A teacher
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