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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 ?0 \7 i: u- CMARIA: Here it is.
0 H& a& y0 M+ k% R0 ~6 ?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 a- S% p4 U; t, _1 CJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.$ j @' J) N1 X/ f- O4 O) a
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J3 H0 v; D! o# X0 d, g3 uTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 b$ t7 P V; W+ P9 o7 FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* r9 M" r7 G: p- _4 n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ {8 d0 m& v3 cGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, u, C x4 T& w6 a) YTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
}) v/ F/ B9 d+ C" n% IDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 k* b _4 [- h4 K0 r% ^% U7 D- ]WINNIE: Me!
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* x) D Z8 {/ uTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& u" k" E5 l7 f1 o$ P/ e+ mGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- B% W& h# a k
MILLIE: I is..4 T& {# X' J7 X$ g% V) i+ H
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ Y5 [) e) I# o qMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' L$ ?, W. m6 O5 G- g9 P
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8 Y8 k" h* o: QTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 I- C6 o% V0 |1 Y+ GLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, u2 l* z {3 c3 k! u8 nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 q: [! `; C1 S" W' WSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 q: U2 z5 r& r9 p
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5 ^0 I& h7 w. E6 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ L4 c7 G T3 M, O" bCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ l2 ~/ A3 ]5 A. j8 b
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) `+ y0 V! I( U$ o$ \
HAROLD: A teacher
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