Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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  t( f3 s, G9 F; B8 n6 G! sTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 N6 e: f) a. e) C% U( H/ dTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* u# N. H4 M0 I4 a, RTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: |+ g- S! G. ?8 d4 h& IDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
% i- l! h3 [* g1 c* d1 [' rTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
' N# Q- i6 r& ^DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: I% }+ c  l2 T- \  b" M! B5 IWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) z6 G3 D- U, P" B3 ]+ |% hGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ J/ q) g2 v6 J$ h: cTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
% E# N$ _+ [/ q+ r6 E2 _8 |6 [TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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! W( ?, v2 }- a* l$ O0 @. ATEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- ^  ~  e; b" \* hCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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' g! a; |  j9 o4 }- x) |) KTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* O  N. Y$ Z3 `6 U: e( [1 THAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)