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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 `+ ~4 }9 \- O7 E
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : @6 l. Z, [! H( K' P' @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ V1 T5 J! k8 u( X( k7 \4 M# {
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) ^( E" b; a8 m# e' R9 l xTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# X2 y1 K- W9 n5 F% dGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': s( w0 C+ ~; I* t! U2 ~5 g% P, B
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# D) X5 U% O: P( D2 M. }% rGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% b) h$ V# N$ R4 p
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' B& q' ?2 u: U& G8 r- i! f' I2 _
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
7 u: m/ O! s! k2 GTEACHER: What are you talking about?% T; n# ^9 i. g' E
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. u8 H0 E N2 O4 V0 n+ P/ w' z
WINNIE: Me!0 _7 Y$ @# O# [9 S7 o& |
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! R. m0 T: U: ~3 j5 g3 Y; n% d* d
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& V3 e9 |& s* C5 |! r
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) z% Z0 s5 L6 s6 e8 \% O7 Z" ~TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" o/ B* [6 v* x' F8 ~
MILLIE: I is..
L4 x7 Y) x+ a2 w) F& Z* FTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 c1 n" R# H) |2 iMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / K9 }# H- k) F9 v; _4 y7 J
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& [' o- e; V( Z: \( Z, CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 c! ?0 i5 x* `8 y3 _
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! |* g9 X, x' n0 V& K& ]" Y+ rTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' D- P) C. C# D wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: K/ W2 U; g# _ {TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 e2 m+ T0 T, x4 [3 E
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) }- D/ R* Z' o$ f* e
HAROLD: A teacher % v9 Z3 D: j5 h
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