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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; T" }4 k# Q& k1 qMARIA: Here it is., S2 ]3 U L+ r9 J
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' Y, O% u' l& Q+ _TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 n, J/ A K8 G
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, P" C2 `2 W( O: x3 @5 P: j/ N- IGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; A3 R) V% O( a* J% ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
1 p$ M' I6 d9 P+ {1 w' T1 b# CGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 f4 j1 o/ n" W8 n6 W" K3 L# d. q
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& N, u- v V. F4 YTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, I0 h- m$ p; X; y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" i* {! b4 b2 ~TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ ]$ e- {* E' a) A2 E8 j/ k
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 l$ P0 e. }, w, y9 {9 A: MTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* L8 D5 z! p* VWINNIE: Me!* i; z! d' N5 N& s3 ]+ H
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! o: ?3 h; d$ S1 |GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 l! t" O, m( x/ BTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: ? J W' ?% N$ W- R }* tMILLIE: I is../ V! v( Y+ C! f6 ^! H2 l
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 e) t( K4 j. g) D- RMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 c z1 C: }5 d4 w& E% d6 @8 h8 ?: rTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 A4 @; s0 S1 ^# D! j( }$ sLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , `$ R, |. `+ A5 X& _3 [
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9 \ h: w0 o( ?9 n1 _TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 D% N/ K0 P- N+ _SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 c5 u C& @- V- B2 ~5 g1 `2 l
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 j) S# `/ J* L' E8 [0 _& OCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., w1 `# F( R, H& r3 _% |# B7 ?
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' F: j7 z* z- f1 L Z6 oTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ a) @- b) u/ }
HAROLD: A teacher n2 h1 ~6 M/ Q7 ~' a
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