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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! j: N6 d. b ?, ~
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 `4 y& S+ L$ c% B% YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; p* D+ ~0 M! H: vGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" u: b8 |% M3 w8 y! s/ t2 i5 A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& d$ |* u0 ~' o3 k
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' s: B7 N# i5 C! E' D' `5 n
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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0 k3 T+ T- b4 bDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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r! w0 o# s+ A0 u C4 |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 K- S6 e! D9 Q! j* e W6 CWINNIE: Me!
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6 m5 z0 U9 [0 M% vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" U q: A. y) b( q9 EGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.; ^- G! K Z/ Q; p5 q) |
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" N6 Q% O& }9 O' hTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 C- D1 R# f3 D3 |+ E" d9 W
MILLIE: I is..
! ^" g6 [0 Z* u0 w; E" y# B- R- u+ P- bTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) Z0 ~1 @( q, }5 k6 n% Z7 rMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* `9 [" Z/ m2 g6 ]# m2 q4 O
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ P1 e F: M" l1 w2 l L5 q5 v7 JTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ ]# w7 @% ?8 r- R4 e% p: |/ rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( @# z3 n7 O5 l' q# FTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. P0 z1 m, e( _ F8 C% l1 x3 z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." }1 H+ Y9 K# A0 n* N3 l. S
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, ^2 W( V6 A7 n: @# \TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 B6 V$ G2 @; G9 u6 M
HAROLD: A teacher
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