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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 B1 h7 U3 E! L* n
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 M& z3 m% c1 h- i5 f: D
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& N; F! ~) U0 @( M
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O) Q0 Y0 ~/ |; u& {/ STEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 D; N0 C( d0 Z9 |( @/ r$ D3 z8 kGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 [, a! d# A- K2 D9 u% Y/ \
TEACHER: No, that's wrong! b' a: c6 B( | U. V6 U4 R
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 R7 c( a" A& f+ T
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1 s5 I& r2 C$ N5 N N" NTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* X: Y; f" O L! x
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
0 `8 q' E2 p/ {. d4 ITEACHER: What are you talking about?- v# n! e$ |8 _* M
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! m+ P5 P$ g6 L w/ `: w
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$ T- u) A6 O0 j: d: nTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( S7 C" z- Y7 `* j: l" s0 k zWINNIE: Me!: Q8 N0 f- ? j9 |/ s( y
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. \& o7 \5 c9 Q5 J2 qGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 h- M+ s* A. K5 u+ `TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% W, V9 Y# C t% v" S6 tMILLIE: I is../ B' M$ t3 A4 s; |: r* D4 ^
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% V& P; I$ g: C- b0 VMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + O8 i: t" _/ Z9 n2 O3 j) N
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. e& |* o3 g, A! ?8 B& u7 `TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- ^7 Y9 Q7 o2 P
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ a) [- T5 C7 P% b
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- A- o3 e V& y+ z' T6 CTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' H5 }& u' p2 y( V; _+ [2 GSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% A4 J" s. _" h% L, ?+ FCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ^* Z7 \$ a. \& J+ Y- ]
HAROLD: A teacher
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