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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. F- q. F" b3 l0 {3 D
MARIA: Here it is.& [( X9 j' G( C! f
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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: m8 x! y+ n* b5 L5 p3 ]( cTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' O; d$ k" m ]5 k# D6 JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 O* E5 Q+ M3 z' Q# w
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 U& p. q, s/ x% b1 g+ ]- o1 r
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! f5 I0 f/ m+ e fTEACHER: No, that's wrong
) a& W4 _* b: RGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; B8 N* r7 E8 s% c4 s+ QTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 f" a4 J, S' }( z; H9 tDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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% \( O! ~/ m2 p- G" y, z, kDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 w2 s5 z' n% H2 LTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
?' f: s. x, t$ _4 e: TGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ `5 t# }5 ]+ g/ q3 q4 |: E. N
MILLIE: I is..' h3 ] s& }" r4 T
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' m) P" K& B: U: L% e" E; ?" i
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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- R: Z* F: ]! G0 I# aTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 b# h* I- X' ]4 X
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 [% b$ V8 N8 N3 V) L
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) w! v) J/ `" e3 O) W3 z1 \# c$ @TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: x9 Z2 ~( e3 z; h- s
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 F7 U$ h+ s: [% s
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% G5 g9 ^$ U/ u% HHAROLD: A teacher
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