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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, M4 h6 X8 ~8 ?MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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) L3 P" r- ?5 y7 M9 c, v& ZTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& t, _9 Q, D. K" x+ |" ZJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 M: V# H8 L* ~: R) g$ z2 O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 A5 h, q# ?1 f5 SGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 ?) B# g5 x" I# |3 Q
TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 F _- n8 f+ c* ?" l0 |3 b3 ~
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.* h( S& X8 v, Y f) ^
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, ~" m+ }) r* o8 U. E- J. a/ v( a: w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.4 A* d" Z5 t$ v6 P y! T5 q( _% Z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" s- X: H3 Z; }% c' o3 `6 QDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 }: {3 D. S# M: S
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; { w. i7 e" z+ z# J
WINNIE: Me!( r5 D) t& \4 j, O0 u, A6 l
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: S e4 z4 l# ?8 m
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.! M1 s1 {# N! o9 E/ S
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% q; Q6 A: f$ j5 Z8 ~7 Q+ c4 PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ F5 y- U2 Y* s) a$ UMILLIE: I is..$ A! d5 f1 ]+ j7 |' A7 W
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ R: M4 d+ W' f: `/ L+ m" _
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ! k `9 L1 n4 Z
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 E4 U2 r% g+ x2 d5 tLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . Y4 P7 t% o2 n' o$ V
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: u3 m9 r2 a- p& p- iTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. z4 I* f) x! x, d. qSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# u7 w' |. n, i' f7 J; b9 @3 q2 mTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: x9 [! B1 r$ b$ { {0 T" L! `
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.5 v' S u' S9 F t4 y
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? m+ _8 @0 Y3 M) |5 }" _1 u
HAROLD: A teacher + J6 S6 R7 V# W+ ~. v! R1 B7 O
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