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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 k9 L2 _- k$ l/ n# F. m# E! hMARIA: Here it is.
* K1 W. N! l0 A+ S( UTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 C# V* _$ H, ]1 g n0 @
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / S$ g' J) l5 f7 R' N) J" Z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 R/ p h9 ~& h0 j
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+ j6 [0 x! a UTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 ?' q" u. k+ `
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" V' C( d1 n6 xTEACHER: No, that's wrong( e+ f2 U( l- t' q) O
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' L k/ ]" @6 |: X
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
3 T5 l5 E6 e; j& M! LTEACHER: What are you talking about?3 S" V+ ?8 n+ ]5 k
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 R ^3 k% V8 Z. o0 L7 b rTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, }1 Q( m1 f/ OWINNIE: Me!
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9 k& ^9 _ S$ uTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? n6 K+ ] s: u( o/ q2 ^- N) r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 m# J) m1 ^$ O+ q
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 W3 q% L/ I, k5 {MILLIE: I is.. ?$ q9 A9 L, Y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 Y2 [& a! N2 EMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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$ V- y* k" n# a# |) nTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( ^0 O! }( B, G5 eLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. # _ c' p! \: d* J8 G3 {
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. L" d# t+ G0 {& x, v- H) ~TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 @( v) U& Y) d, }) ^, T$ V1 @
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., w0 Q( v; A4 D
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 X0 l* @! t) ? d+ p* X
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.) K* g$ H- h+ F; x/ z) O
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1 }' n; }) E' S: ?TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 Y/ m8 G' x% l# V9 @) v' _; S2 @HAROLD: A teacher
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