Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
2 a! V  D' ^: e* P& q. d& v3 P9 OTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 p* S6 |4 _; M: k+ QTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. [7 `# M- [+ q9 I. W1 ]" z3 H' IGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
: F' v, }% b4 [0 e9 \4 v! b; q% kGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
; z# S$ \' ]9 C1 q- ~5 }0 eTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ J% ~3 V. D" c  o0 S7 I: y  B( Y+ iTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( Q- R  U! T. nGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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1 _/ P  r9 W, t6 _7 MTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 q/ _6 q/ a# [' x+ Y4 `. oTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)