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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 f) J k; y# I1 m) F9 P$ X A7 ~7 k- D
MARIA: Here it is.
$ o9 S0 T7 B9 NTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 O6 k6 u( {; t/ N3 S/ U6 t
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& O1 Y! N6 ^5 Z. k8 W3 [3 yJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( w8 [4 n4 [4 l& Y* yTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
r" k0 b3 ]6 e' k6 B, H% G1 KGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 n, P; W0 I& _) X7 b$ j% QTEACHER: No, that's wrong
. U0 ]! Q6 F5 E {9 S ] H4 lGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& w- m* B9 |- `DONALD: H I J K L M N O./ Q# V- n9 o# m* t4 L! C- Y
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 p/ J' F7 b1 F6 _' eDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ W4 s9 A% I6 ^; @
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& f6 b% Z" R# T C4 j, I, e1 a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 v0 c% `. H$ |3 h" I& U. }
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$ s) \ B1 X, D4 [# Q# {; y' QTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 C1 V# {: \) D. K- \$ e3 v
MILLIE: I is..
8 @! X) g8 z& l& h6 jTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, P9 t$ c0 K( \MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 h9 M2 N7 _6 B, [
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& J& B! V. E3 WTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- f7 c" J% `; p# V: J1 j3 E& hLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" |; F9 b: L5 o" ^* wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 W& d8 c g4 t1 X8 @6 C( i) E) A
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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* X) I& h% a: v' i! i3 d- iTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ \) M2 N) |6 S+ K0 U! LHAROLD: A teacher : b8 J Z+ N6 B1 J5 p3 d
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