Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
3 w* }4 c) `$ j- \! I' F- xMARIA:       Here it is.
- \: k! I% I; z; sTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' _! O: H# k5 S2 t1 A- _CLASS:        Maria.
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. d& N" L+ }6 y  E! e/ {5 C( P+ }TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 r* t6 a" p: ^; m/ KGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  @" _" G+ \: }% }2 vDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
6 j3 a' n% f* XTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
) F( C3 s9 z! |* o6 n+ m' H2 d8 PDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; f: |1 g% ~  K4 gTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- O! k7 B* e4 K$ y* G. z- FWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; R: z9 d" E/ c. bTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% `% @: b, n5 mMILLIE:          I is..
5 ?) B% H/ M# Q- p1 tTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
# D) G5 u' ^8 ]. sMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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0 g, O7 o4 F/ _% M; Z& mTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& E- u! Y4 P; ]$ U4 I$ ?LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" W& V1 Y/ |& e, x* S. B6 e/ tTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& y- _' D9 R; e7 SHAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)