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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 e8 N3 p6 _3 Z5 R. V2 ^
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 G3 G+ G m6 z- T4 \( U
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 ^; R) ?9 A ?% j0 [/ W" z% C
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* [/ }) s% H" N- B3 Z0 YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# H) B3 o3 @1 M( z, {6 w: E
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! @6 i |6 j9 J3 a2 ^TEACHER: No, that's wrong
% B/ q F# `, K' l" c' M4 n" CGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ Q: d& S- X, |7 e! N( q# r4 ~6 STEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% ^* X: _1 Y+ ?' fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.- m7 L) Z" A8 w. P# t V. e6 Y
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 H, C2 L: p. P9 NDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 s( _: }& b) [. e, u9 o8 W1 ?2 tTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ X( i; ] m) }" }: w) Q# V
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: S: u, e5 ]5 F4 A. EGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' L% O2 w" ~* e. Q& M& X, ] r/ C
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 M9 L3 W7 J B( R) Q* X
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( h, _% H( E6 p* F: N7 t; |LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) I; g) X( r! u L$ `* O7 w+ j
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* e% e4 X# P9 a- ATEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 A& q3 V6 X; ~& Y$ wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! @4 ^; N/ B# i* x1 v7 J) u! RCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! g( P/ z" |# r- a% f% \4 d) }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: P5 s! O" o+ k, h
HAROLD: A teacher 2 L, c3 {; V' h: L+ E7 ^
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