 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: a* b' k# f a6 ^MARIA: Here it is.
( S8 p* `7 t# V2 X% ?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
; [4 x' ]& r( s" _ M$ D% ?2 eCLASS: Maria.
; L, ~/ L3 @: d" _( H, K____________________________________
+ Y* N5 z, W: e8 M+ u1 w/ [
2 p+ H; S' E+ g+ wTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # X5 |( ?: j8 u, W
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
2 {7 Z, k, z" a' T- C' u__________________________________________. y5 B. L' K* Y; ]9 n3 R: Y
6 m& o$ [- B L: X0 V" {7 PTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. Q8 l, L1 h9 _3 [* U1 gGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ v. J4 d& u" ? t8 oTEACHER: No, that's wrong' W- G, h" b/ z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
* Q3 \$ e. H: t% G$ j$ N3 [% o________________________________ ____________
& K$ ` f- m2 g+ i
% j" _. V, j6 `7 X* u% hTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- u" q9 B7 C9 T0 ~) MDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
; R; n" X( o. x! Y8 M6 J$ B+ m) Z/ X1 jTEACHER: What are you talking about?
/ ]/ T6 N0 _. P5 SDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
. S3 F2 `4 ?' B3 T3 A9 ?5 k5 c__________________________________
* \. k0 k. g8 U6 {) o' O$ E& z2 `5 B, J
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ t4 p: _! a) _/ b' J$ O- s8 P
WINNIE: Me!
# `. M5 s7 \; Z__________________________________________
) t7 z! X" f( s5 ?' \" N5 L0 g" l ~ F& \; {: t& |* k+ Q. B8 e8 F
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: G" ~; @/ m, F* T& kGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
7 O9 e* b1 U {$ r_______________________________________
8 h: G7 b% Q& S. o2 a7 q7 N0 `6 r
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' Y$ N0 ^* P4 g0 C, L: C( @/ q9 tMILLIE: I is..& H Q1 t6 ?+ v* E" e* W0 ^
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) z) ]# X3 J D4 l- ]' \& c; YMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
1 B( b+ j2 Q/ R$ f5 ^, P4 h4 S8 ]2 I& G4 c- e% S7 y2 @+ F) j0 L
_________________________________
9 ? A; @% V. C7 N5 e7 W
8 M! R8 }3 v" ^! F& l; gTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?6 ]* W7 C% X# h+ Q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
4 Y0 ~: a5 a2 C% w" E0 r_______________ ______ _________________
4 g6 g/ s0 \; j5 N/ j. T
5 L8 e0 v; e( l: p+ g, K' ETEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" K1 _# y, O9 F1 X OSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ C% {# b. d0 H1 Z' k) i
_____________________ _________) G; x7 A2 v" h- [/ M- y
( e6 T# _2 R+ p7 g4 pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. H0 x$ }% _4 L% E
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 D# c( ^9 z8 A7 d% m! [0 m% z" M
___________________________________0 `) ~: v" v9 a
3 h$ E! h+ y# }; o9 d8 J
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 O3 W. j: a- k4 {2 R/ h$ _+ w. VHAROLD: A teacher 1 i: d6 z) o; z% z0 {
/ q7 `# \0 o; v3 g) r- l- S
__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
