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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .# U% ^' ?' n6 K, I& ~  Q
MARIA:       Here it is.
) b2 a. }4 I3 {! e9 pTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
6 e5 N* r: C0 Y, O: a- FCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 q' ^) Z, u! |, {9 u) z3 yJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.; g0 [/ ^; W$ z6 H8 c, m3 v
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8 K' E7 ~1 o5 R1 e& ?TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 l  n! F! ?+ o% `% T& V
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 k3 P+ A, U! [/ c) A
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong% p8 h. L/ ]  [. P" V3 |
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! I. X, ^" c) sDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, @, J2 D! z3 z  x. |TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
6 v/ i. j  B  M! x0 R8 }2 k2 fDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. d) d: E3 g! n  mTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.# ~9 l) q8 Y2 E0 Q; V
WINNIE:     Me!' X  z2 i( X+ v" T' H( r3 f
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' M3 l2 c- k. X: i0 bGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, B5 {  t8 |$ Q1 `2 \% uTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% f6 E/ ~9 T. f5 z+ y- u9 _MILLIE:          I is..
' @' p* v5 A& g$ _9 U; r4 x- x0 sTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 K+ g9 P, b( D2 l4 B9 QMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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) W6 h; ^- Z+ J9 LTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* y" S1 M* c: Z7 C! {( ~0 fLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ! p( l+ a4 S- l$ _. s5 p0 m
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$ H6 Z3 g, k$ H+ E2 ^4 ]6 wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; B( P( m9 b. }# v, wSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 F- m3 H9 B6 W4 M" W/ ]
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, A- Y6 R1 W- ?. x. Z  o+ m6 LTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# B* T# X1 B% M+ z' s* |CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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- x' x; I' S, S8 `* m6 t3 v4 i$ o! F& oTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& E5 o0 K  q# ^+ l* x% W
HAROLD:       A teacher ; w: n+ W( v: _# M! [. g3 Y

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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