Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ s# P7 w$ w5 o. QMARIA:       Here it is.
* }' l2 u* h; n) ?9 FTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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: [% q; `' h9 q; G( Y5 q( A$ GTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 J* u3 k3 f( @; h# Q  _2 wJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 w# b$ ?9 o. S7 ETEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% K8 P( R+ z5 s/ @$ b) t. L$ jGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ n- Y) v' O1 f3 u6 STEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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2 ?; ^* h4 l# aTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 ^$ o0 g& f# A- t. _1 z# h; _TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 {" p% |4 p4 b# |4 ^' n7 rMILLIE:          I is..
; U- w$ \- T7 X; Y; NTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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; g0 b# \) ^8 m, C" xTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* w: p6 G" s2 HLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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0 m8 p- s& A5 h. nTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 l1 _$ `2 D2 I* rSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 B' P) y7 L, ^6 L4 aCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)