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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) s! J" i! S& C$ F5 \
MARIA: Here it is.
6 d- [: J/ p$ w: H$ DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 C- L- j2 S$ s8 n# T
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & M0 e& i: V- H$ |8 c7 D
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% d4 T# g4 B- P3 AGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'- g: @# s0 W3 z$ W1 j2 ~+ i
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 E. a& Z' s8 O. K5 _+ ^
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 o; g/ b9 M* Y, `! P R \DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.( w% Y1 P k* w: N4 G1 B8 @7 }! w# U
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* u4 y( u/ t k3 _5 O, qTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ u1 Y( u2 b+ R; ZWINNIE: Me!# O" r4 h9 ?% s4 v" Z' h
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
d3 g5 Z6 K( `GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are./ s) W/ h" q! G2 m- p' } p1 W
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$ l: W) D( f4 a6 e$ u% C) q1 JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ _4 v( G. t: s* C; p7 y
MILLIE: I is..
O6 K @- s' e! fTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 @0 M0 c; d4 X1 A# _MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 r, p9 H) @; k7 f2 A8 |; `
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3 N5 r1 j4 X( D0 F' lTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 o. L& {2 K8 D: \. b
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, N* K; ^1 E' |
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 \5 P/ x6 G3 \* m3 `4 U* UCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ k% K2 G. ~, o+ _
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6 u+ j9 w; O3 B5 R, R' u9 D. GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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