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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 s( }. g( X3 B! IMARIA: Here it is.
( K9 a* g6 B9 R( kTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# I7 @ G# b: x2 FJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' B! o8 E9 @; K' \& WTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 N8 {# \7 \; i9 LGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% V9 y* M s e' PTEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 {, g& K1 |9 j0 b0 KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( p& N, y+ m+ B9 m, T! @1 [4 a
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/ ~! N- G; P5 \: {( r2 \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 l3 F% n( a4 i6 DDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
4 r- \: l; t9 N8 s! ZTEACHER: What are you talking about?' b# z* j! p% _: r( y/ E. ~# t
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.( ]% R) M' H f$ d4 I
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 Y# v' K) Y7 D3 q0 kWINNIE: Me!; n: y' Q* B% ]5 B+ o! A4 O3 y
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 p# |/ O6 ] N. G" G. i) K8 ^
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: I! k: i; q3 p7 k: ATEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" ^- Z* d1 B- ]3 I3 S
MILLIE: I is..
" w J. j3 F% I( u0 a; dTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'( X( a( z f% p' R: B% z t
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 \: m5 X, @. C
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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' W0 v& F$ c4 M- f8 KTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* L3 o# P ]7 T* B- K: A( y% o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' h1 A/ d. d/ h% fTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- D e" T0 q" m; Z3 ]; L
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ x' Q; }- P% g% ]+ o% f" W
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! _4 R& |8 ]5 k1 |. hHAROLD: A teacher
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