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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 E! [( z" ~# J5 nMARIA:       Here it is." v$ h7 {( J% y" Q7 S! U3 q
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
) k6 T7 o4 ~1 ^/ UCLASS:        Maria.% ]8 A5 s9 y4 g! f! Q0 C
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 U) Q% M# ?3 x2 z, ^+ @8 T5 A4 q
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 w+ w' E; `6 v4 P( l, I
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# Q; j% ~3 o8 P  Z4 K, D7 Z
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
  a  v4 ]4 k, _! G: H7 gGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: F/ n. i5 h) ~) @
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.- e- s; O) X! a8 i. n) z
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
1 S# K8 L' p% DDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 a# m; X9 `$ R( ATEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& j. ~" w" }6 c) d0 H( F, o
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: |0 s$ h$ d* |1 \  z# D- W
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." l. T. G) ~! g
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ v) y! T0 O% |MILLIE:          I is..
: p- N8 n1 N9 mTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 s( [$ F  v% H# e- ?/ v  pMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     / n) d$ r: ]) L1 f
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# ?) z8 O  X4 T! g0 FTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" [: e" n. M- A* {LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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- M* n- l5 f# L, ~0 l. s, F9 J* GTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 C3 z1 e8 }( o9 Z, ^5 o- tSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( ^9 j! M/ p3 F3 D# ETEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( C. q* I* ?% YCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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) H+ b' n% o. S, ^$ ATEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?; q' j. |2 P, J7 \
HAROLD:       A teacher ; P, m, _. w! [8 y  ~9 @% g5 C7 [4 s

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........7 X& g5 q7 S$ z% w! p1 I
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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