Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, |7 ^9 w; F" fMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- F* i4 g' A7 ~TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- P+ j# Y3 w8 s1 r1 b+ zTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 f1 s" Q& J; I0 [; s! i. p4 ?TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; V8 h* a% S1 ATEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# f. X5 Z- e& Y: U- m% L0 ?: @# rGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- L9 A# e- j4 e+ [7 _- i- HTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. X# e: v% H- g" UMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 i9 \% N. y; [: ?' L: L  sLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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2 N' {$ [  B! j! P, zTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 M- e' p  z' F) Y. t& P4 USIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 d) W0 k1 E# y1 K( c" jTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ K- m4 h! v  u- D" k3 H, zCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* |" v5 Q6 X! b+ A, K$ zTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)