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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: c/ b; _5 ~9 H: D2 z6 M) `$ }
MARIA: Here it is.
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) w1 ?: G; c# j$ a. I6 STEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 @* [4 i" w1 u( RJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. z& d& w& i! I8 W5 M
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! t- L/ q+ Q6 r7 X& ?) jGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% }5 k0 q H% `3 {' I2 MTEACHER: No, that's wrong
* M( ?- g8 j$ jGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ K2 g7 G$ \! n3 C
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& n0 Y9 U! i& C; n; G; z$ M
DONALD: H I J K L M N O., E' U1 z% I) c6 n0 p
TEACHER: What are you talking about?+ s: m) b3 K1 h8 X7 B, b5 ~# X) w: H" z
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, G: p9 Q" ~% f' hTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) E2 @% ]0 r- _0 e: d
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ P. ^5 @0 v! ]) z5 V
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' I3 b* I% R, d/ g5 R) q; {5 xTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" K7 D/ J: F- x" c, [5 SMILLIE: I is..
0 W& h w# `7 d& O7 P; @& O% R/ gTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& @) @* m5 c( w! j
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ! Q; x Q* N; P. e5 F
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! R' c: s. X3 k' u1 {: g2 qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. - A, W, M4 N4 @ v5 D5 P3 Y, S
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 r$ R1 E* G2 C, q6 z- n" z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- j4 v7 q* t) ^3 b4 a$ P
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9 e$ L. I/ p w% F( I! gTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ F F% U* C$ G9 B h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 ~4 [" @0 E1 d# N: W+ _
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) g5 D0 i* p" t8 M! m1 }" WTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. ^/ j% ]5 r5 G
HAROLD: A teacher ( y" q2 J! O* @% W) P, }
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