Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# i$ S7 C. i5 i; uMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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' r- ?0 y% I6 w4 G2 g! r" [6 u$ sTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' \% Z& i% ?+ K% U* |4 q8 ZJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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% \2 J" G- b6 o! XTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! Y( @6 c4 X" ~5 r, qGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
& P: U# m: O4 k. \' X" ]GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& o1 `9 ]# T- Z( {2 g2 ?DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
6 C3 P  P5 ^3 i7 g& ]' UTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 M; u0 C( H+ ?TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 C/ K, i! R0 }$ [+ d* ^; NWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) q0 o: e8 ?( {0 d1 ?" k% i4 _GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
; e* ^% h) j7 _TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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$ H- Z+ L. b! w0 {1 OTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 Y; b4 P' x7 C7 ?SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)