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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % }3 o0 C! J. O0 p0 _3 z4 G
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& Z( T: G! V' Q2 O' Z6 |( r. DGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
' g* I' F ~3 @+ ?0 ]" q, nTEACHER: No, that's wrong' Y Y, v- i" S
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% r5 p6 u F9 V0 }* [1 @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 D" f' ^9 C2 Z% B! S5 JDONALD: H I J K L M N O. i2 k+ B$ P \# O& ^, t9 y
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 n$ f$ j7 U* ~3 \" oDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: r% E% b& s+ C, L# l D
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8 Q, O+ Y3 c1 T, O8 x) vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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: C$ o0 \+ n" [- t& m, b# t8 CTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& q' X7 @: U3 d0 zGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( E. j3 g6 Q" G8 f2 i( O; ~
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ ?% p& n9 ~, M7 x# f
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 { q) d0 D9 s9 Q& ^6 ]; R! V1 BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 H4 W: l7 K) P! ]5 o. {; |, zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% m* x$ \, H) D `( tSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 a0 C e# w5 ?
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 t0 [- H) }0 w5 G5 V( }
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 R0 I' U P9 f% B ^TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, q) f7 p+ ~* X
HAROLD: A teacher : ~6 V0 {3 C6 N6 }3 z6 H3 w! h
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