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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! P& r, T, ]( W, q3 {! d: {/ K
MARIA: Here it is.
. i1 s4 Q$ j/ }. ~+ d/ w) m gTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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: a+ O$ T% y' i2 ~( }5 nTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 |# }/ `$ z5 B( Y; _! b7 EJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., I% N/ k! x4 Y4 W
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! |2 S3 }8 Q9 V9 b: z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 J& E% ~7 |3 a$ oTEACHER: No, that's wrong: r5 k* T/ a7 a ~, i
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( d2 m6 F, |# W6 G) s; J
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' [9 w( v3 {9 m: f3 hDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( I3 Y. [5 q1 C' \# z$ D6 x- \. y- `TEACHER: What are you talking about?
; M8 G, V* e5 {( g" ]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ V) Q% d+ s! T0 h) K7 o$ X0 W! HWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 I; d1 x3 f+ e9 a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 V8 A" c, Z/ w7 y5 ]1 p0 K. C, gTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': l; Z9 G4 [: c$ N- X8 ?
MILLIE: I is..
9 ^0 T" d/ l+ F. JTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 @' L; J, |% o6 N; b5 e- T
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 [2 e0 w G1 J/ {" X* a
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% z5 x4 G; ?: H, f( O( xTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ {# v9 D+ u! P$ q0 MLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + u" Q) G7 N: z) C- K1 M
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 F% m; h; z) E# M5 }
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ X& f3 W& n5 D4 J
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0 c b2 k2 \; M' ZTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 u# ] ?" v/ b0 M5 {* I1 u
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ D3 t. ?4 l5 f5 x- xHAROLD: A teacher
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