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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 \" W. y( j1 M7 Z
MARIA:       Here it is.% I9 `) T6 X5 d4 v
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) s) X6 g1 _2 m! n: o) ?' ~$ l
CLASS:        Maria.7 S" O' m& t; f
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5 q1 x* j6 s" c5 L, DTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 ]- Q) C$ H! ~, ~' W* N6 J9 W: E) y2 iJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ S, b9 _+ L3 j; F; i0 ^+ _' Y
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 D8 Z. |# i! n
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
" B( x! b- V) s- Z% [GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 ^& L$ o# D5 Z  l
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! v; ]3 Z, b" F0 Z, WTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 z9 V& J  |0 g+ \" Y4 wDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.# x& e4 h3 j0 }% M
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?! Q- h8 M3 J- @
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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9 S$ |' K+ X% A1 dTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) N( r0 t1 _$ z) p9 j' ?* T
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' z9 G( E% @" \+ D0 i! lTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' w! J! ?1 ]/ M( N. Z6 L: ~
MILLIE:          I is..3 H0 G. N6 @: x
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 w* o) T. |4 u% B) cMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     6 t0 U5 `. a  q+ K4 Z2 ~' \8 U

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# E- s* R9 S3 T/ B: q: Q* uLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! I) J# q$ b: @. O
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! [+ B3 C- o, A& ~( A! p& x9 s2 D
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: r9 x: C- l2 f: n; a/ RTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ H( E7 p' h* x7 E9 H
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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0 H( E& x/ H9 gTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  }' V- {' }; l- R- n% O: w
HAROLD:       A teacher , W& y; E- N5 ^! I6 }

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........- ^2 _" M! B) j5 D. u5 h$ d2 t  n+ z" Y
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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