Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# [( I  Q, j' h$ k( FMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) ]3 L5 M, ]. ?. L  t8 ?/ j+ tGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& D$ A# C  x. z+ d; D+ N- f3 STEACHER:  No, that's wrong
! \7 C; U% O. x: K+ PGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
9 f; w3 ^, @9 X* m4 n% v: f6 k4 _DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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$ q/ ?3 M& Q# E% wTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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2 o2 k3 [5 [: g8 A; I1 v( ETEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. u; Z) d; F! R* ALOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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6 s4 i4 Q9 R1 D8 ^6 `+ c! J9 ITEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ r) o  C3 N( q) j! \% ?8 QSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. `" ?  L7 f% R2 j) H# ITEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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% v/ R, [6 J6 R4 n) }; r1 kTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& @; `$ U. `% t# v0 R; ]8 eHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)