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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ Z5 Q* X; d( H3 b) x
MARIA:       Here it is.+ C* d% v0 f, d) s' Z1 n7 g
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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( B; M0 O# f# m; h8 w' r) h  o4 [TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* L5 r6 M2 C& C% e, PJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ u/ K* F5 H2 r3 K. ITEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 z9 Q1 Z* y5 XGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; ]( C! D# p! B0 e# V* j2 i% `5 KTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
  E0 y" K1 ?! {) t4 N0 ?GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 @6 s8 f) ~- ~5 I! [% w0 ETEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; z* I' t' N  w" S' M$ x
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
' I. k, ~+ {& ETEACHER:  What are you talking about?( o" }* B5 H$ a3 }5 F
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O., ~/ O* b0 i' _7 I
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! g& n, _( S( C" UTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 f. _+ h3 ]. v( f5 M
WINNIE:     Me!
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  ?0 ~6 @. [, C: g, S$ K. nTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& N( Z) m/ {  E
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: w1 h5 a" n& I( Z" y
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2 s- o, q5 f9 }' ]% K7 p6 Q" XTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 M! b4 O8 l" @; z+ Z: W
MILLIE:          I is..
& w/ m+ U/ ~8 @8 C" [" J" mTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') ~" c- `/ E7 E7 \- E
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. o8 i( @( k# }4 i( e* t
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   * n7 Z4 J2 Z0 b+ p
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' [5 K5 ^- g) z) ?7 q, ^5 a) ZSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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