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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ., e9 P4 c/ y& P' R3 f
MARIA:       Here it is.# l) l/ k: w* @2 H% ?# ?# S. `0 q
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, k5 j  \3 X5 n. s* u  @
CLASS:        Maria.4 P! w0 Z7 \- v! k3 T
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) V5 [/ B$ _' W! y# S& M1 ?" H
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.; c; R1 b& T) G0 @5 |0 X& P  {
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ b( V* }& N- u( b1 ~& V# r8 RGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- _- I' I7 @3 _$ l$ Y4 kTEACHER:  No, that's wrong- h9 _  }) a+ _* ^0 C2 l& G& `
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% m2 A7 k4 h8 W1 r
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?0 D, e7 i, B0 S, [- i
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.! L2 `! M& ~5 E# o9 v- P' w" v) W  |
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
: v+ s9 g5 e/ r: @DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.9 A1 \+ y9 H% {9 _; A) |. {
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7 \% G( g  {3 M& |TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ \1 u7 P/ r' N3 u# d" CWINNIE:     Me!2 U! V/ @1 a5 O& @, o+ q
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7 u* M: u; ?+ Y' o7 B4 CTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?5 j/ L. h7 N! ]  w3 W5 [  H
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 W4 O3 ~* U- I* T
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. }  ~. [$ w6 t) _, Z1 D
MILLIE:          I is... H6 o& \/ u' R+ l$ ]# a# L
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% _  E' L1 P! A2 {
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     9 t2 D' c& g9 n: }0 e# w

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! z8 O  i& |8 b( L6 c! A. jTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 }% P: m& R/ `% Q# zLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   & q& T) o; E$ N
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 x' [0 L% d0 d( Z* }! w+ r- r6 e
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" O  k- E8 }, M5 P- sTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 y- I8 H9 B. p+ s' z' y; u- h- M% q% UCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.& `# l9 p, k# C/ g' _. H
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& a7 g/ _2 I. h5 s# n6 J% w' o$ DHAROLD:       A teacher % ~. w4 z  `2 m0 y& t5 |
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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