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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* [" ^; i2 b3 B% R+ X
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( H z$ u4 g$ z- CJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. X2 O6 O7 x- l! Q. j3 J* H
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: ?/ T; T0 ?$ K, F0 B+ z8 xTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
: Z: ]% T- |9 j/ l7 tGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 d5 y, ~! X2 ?2 |5 d$ X7 p0 {
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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8 p& d- V5 e1 z& ^, f7 jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. n' o7 r) _! H/ x& M/ W$ \DONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 w2 c- A+ V/ R& L
TEACHER: What are you talking about?' n; |3 C/ c- x) |
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 S: E- Y& S! w, p1 J7 m* u
WINNIE: Me!9 [) b7 L* x% k$ G4 w
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 S8 c' R3 }) {3 e; E
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& E4 H* U) A9 W, ~6 l7 ?- B
MILLIE: I is..
3 f- _/ X# b/ u WTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 g u. G( w. P& pMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) C: O% Z9 y4 w+ O' e
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ V+ X% D4 w8 |7 b( R) _
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 Y ], M: Z- r- M! |
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# S; a( t- _) {. p9 c) G+ u, J6 PTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ y* k0 j- I& I- ~+ R/ K4 GSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* a7 B, c7 a! D* wTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 G1 p5 {) W ?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: |9 q5 [5 i/ H& bHAROLD: A teacher
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