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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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$ p4 b" A8 ~% \TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 \! V& h" a; g% `# i1 V
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 c6 u4 q* v9 ETEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 S# ~7 T5 D# G. R" iGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 l6 `# a( O# t8 P% _" \
TEACHER: No, that's wrong W- z o+ g" C8 ~$ _ S" m
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 i; {8 W# E! ^1 J, }
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: Z* h7 z) C( o7 e( o# XDONALD: H I J K L M N O.8 f2 Y: j" u( I+ M
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 F& p% V" e% {" ^+ c4 XDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 [+ [; l4 s8 T% Y. H# mTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ \6 m3 _3 d4 `! a$ ~0 Z! j5 {/ i* _
WINNIE: Me!
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# q8 @9 v" L/ ]2 w: dTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) r+ r4 S \/ P9 W4 g8 A- z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# J7 \ b% }6 i' J( iTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 |: b' s8 R \0 Z n, ]( }MILLIE: I is.. m9 o h6 `. ?
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 u+ m6 c- K1 L- P# W
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) V3 f F v+ T7 B Q
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 O: c3 } N. l: C
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 c6 v. U) _; r
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# g# }; o0 |/ M4 iTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 D( Z/ ^3 M! p9 w/ WCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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2 J8 b) M6 d. I: t* x5 r1 BTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 |3 B' E& D" ]0 T( T k' V: T7 V
HAROLD: A teacher
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