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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# G2 b% W' M7 w0 t! U
MARIA: Here it is.
& R4 L1 I9 I; l! d5 ^/ T1 jTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* J) T8 Q% O" n- ?% {! TJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# M( B- r6 p4 K% QTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') _" I( l* c# z+ h0 ~* c& _
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'4 l* d! n8 {) L& R
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. w5 r/ E3 X K, |1 q n- v6 A V5 AGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& F2 W" i* @& I$ _( s
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: a3 u0 x1 K6 `$ T ~* z# nDONALD: H I J K L M N O.) Z# T' z9 l, E" A8 D
TEACHER: What are you talking about?* M# d( H0 H8 F8 [
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 N" z& |3 _1 i( ~) D% m6 Z( l
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8 |% N8 x+ @0 y: O; BTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.- l( ` D, W2 c2 x/ [
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; d. y& e/ E) w& L" [
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 | Q/ o0 w7 h& x( g# ^$ N6 V9 [
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8 S* A; H4 r0 {TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', `$ X9 I5 G( K3 y+ T- W
MILLIE: I is..0 E' z) C$ E% |+ z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 F6 d* R" }! rMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 o, c3 E/ b' S: KLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) u) C( }- u% B$ Y! Z0 b
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W3 ~3 E, }% P7 yTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 N0 r6 z$ {+ m# E* k6 k* {: }7 JSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.% p0 @/ I% i1 T2 l0 i7 t
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! h' E3 R5 l6 @; p" t2 h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 p% p& o% ^" e3 b3 ]HAROLD: A teacher
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