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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 ~' f8 W) Y n4 g! SMARIA: Here it is.
8 S" x+ U8 T" H$ MTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( `& \" x; g _& c/ N bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- M1 W4 X; e$ o! Y1 g \
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: p( q8 y s8 k: q3 z# NTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
+ O2 t8 i% j- ?+ ]# B; uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') I6 M$ w+ T0 G. Z
TEACHER: No, that's wrong/ I" c4 A. P$ Z0 `/ x! U6 ^
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.0 z; P: N) S7 f
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/ e. v# @/ D! wTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! t! p" {+ d1 I, p; m& a. ~DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ D; Y$ X3 D. C
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" F5 N! t' W; X* v" CDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O." n6 D* m) O* Q1 B# g/ u1 c
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& J/ ?! X7 a6 x. k7 J# x. jTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
z2 b- O# x/ G$ }2 `1 c" ?+ uWINNIE: Me!6 D8 h8 F, H7 m
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% h9 b3 \; L! \; h& zTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) u7 x! [7 X1 J) J# }. ?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 | _" M, }4 @- m0 [2 KTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 T! r! X+ u, e1 M, o% m1 x0 DMILLIE: I is..
. {2 Y& t' W- j! a0 X% [, VTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
0 @' J$ ^* \, k* yMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 a) u8 i9 _* `& B% i4 p3 B, n* ] o
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; r z, t/ c9 [) T' T& M# hTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) E3 c" |+ p2 d2 Q0 }
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. % ]/ S$ E! `- R2 w
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) D3 l) f. U S# p9 CSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 a* x$ [7 u' o* m- O
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; j6 ^) y- D0 x( t. d7 P5 Z. UTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. F8 N5 Z0 J6 Z6 p% C, \
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.% V! ]! R4 }7 s
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 b* c/ _6 K3 y$ Y4 J. L& i1 ]HAROLD: A teacher - i; |) r$ O o
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