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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
0 V! T' m# y0 G3 X1 s5 N6 _0 NMARIA:       Here it is.. k( w3 g8 U/ r$ k
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
# w7 \& C" c7 JCLASS:        Maria.  [4 R( e* v# P" O3 q, f  G
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$ O7 G0 l+ W* r6 y, GTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % m3 d3 |/ a7 s' V# |
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
: a. S) j" `9 R7 l$ QGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 ^1 D& n/ Y. }% J
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong" g1 b1 ?$ O8 _3 l% B6 k) y4 S. y# C9 a
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: v4 {- s/ F5 _6 t) K
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0 H7 L- ?* q; u  L( BTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% P6 g. D) O( O% L. N2 D9 z$ RDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
  `. ~$ O$ u0 b! [8 {+ uTEACHER:  What are you talking about?- h; y* f) W- r# }" s: j
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.: q" |* _0 F4 p$ T8 P1 Y) I! S
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., G/ c+ ]7 f+ @
WINNIE:     Me!$ `3 |# j' f+ R' }
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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% y/ o8 M% l8 UTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 V% a/ r" ^5 c. Z3 F7 w8 B! j
MILLIE:          I is..7 {4 C- r, s+ d3 Y
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', B4 Y* u# p3 v; C3 R
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     4 ^$ n4 B+ k) Z  G" T9 Z, n
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ l( [( x4 P/ r$ q
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   $ C2 t1 u/ Q+ k+ F& d
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! A* e8 B7 N) q' s! L; I# nTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 h; ^5 T$ @" y" X' z9 b
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 m* q5 ~* I) M+ K
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" K% u( X' F. G( gTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 G2 g. |% Z. ?6 n4 jCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog." L3 r, O  J6 b1 C# Z# J
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+ k0 S6 m5 c2 U9 z3 QTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol......... q7 }; R! ~% v& z
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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