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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ T4 X0 G# y8 F B5 F( ]( e
MARIA: Here it is.1 I. N; a) \7 O- n* K$ m8 @8 U
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' Y3 L k1 v# U, }4 dTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 a- u2 ]& c3 ]& r% PJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) X$ E" ~, s# |4 s$ x3 v* i$ x
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 r7 {/ Z" |! l- b- @) R0 I0 c3 v
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 `3 P) f( }) ~+ H1 j3 a, @2 aTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 ~8 r6 E3 i4 L0 BDONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 a+ C0 K& ]% H, u$ m
TEACHER: What are you talking about?$ p# y; C9 C# R; k, N) O
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: x' ]- [% ]8 g V/ s9 j
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 H, f K3 f. Y- f' m
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' J, D+ q& Z. e
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" h1 J& `$ t0 s# C0 a4 y+ i O
MILLIE: I is..$ u# h% B5 w$ w7 r, E+ M( c
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 X* U+ e/ i3 n' [MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' {! L9 A- \5 ~* W
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# L. f8 k+ y4 f" xTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- L0 w: D T- R' b0 N' z8 K- y
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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( L3 b2 e* k1 \5 ?0 kTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- r, V9 o* X7 p/ ?4 c( uSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ B- ?# S) \ ]; v9 A; d zTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ `4 e2 e( h$ g; f$ h u
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." A( U: ]9 C) d: w7 K5 ?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ b" n- V+ ~7 e$ z" k' {( _/ o$ o
HAROLD: A teacher
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