Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
9 W! C, M- z8 z% u' ?% yTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ i- w, d- \9 e* d: l2 @/ r6 wCLASS:        Maria.
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$ s  y7 ]4 T2 j4 VTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  L! ]. [; u) QDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
- z! Z; v% M, j8 ^3 [TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
  ~% H* S9 F+ tGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 ^7 X  f& C  ^/ D  Y* XTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 {9 s* j3 q! H# e, yMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 q; k3 {4 R& z7 \& e! s! bMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 o( M7 r" D; z- m& fLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ e; c2 k$ H  n# s1 P' gSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 c8 ]) Y) D( S) RTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! ]- U9 j3 Z/ A! x" uCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)