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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 A# E; B' M+ N4 U
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% f# O; n) e A! \7 R+ g( gTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 s! X3 i4 h6 }2 j# r9 }0 gJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 G8 G5 M7 H# y9 Y5 e' y$ `& }
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! E/ o% L8 \3 @+ ~2 P/ CGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'4 f3 a, m$ L6 i" s# |5 _
TEACHER: No, that's wrong7 O6 ~# @7 A" h: w
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 e l4 @/ j* n& [
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 X0 r/ Q% N+ z, A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
% {9 [( O! ~0 P: W# e0 f, u- U' ADONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; u( Q3 m- d3 UWINNIE: Me!
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: \- c* Z3 w6 Y' P' r6 B# Y! E! aTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 K; a. g' M9 ~* }% A: ?5 M5 |/ T
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.! i5 A9 z; s% n
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; q n' n3 m: h/ }& z9 HTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ Z" R. x! n. R+ a( B
MILLIE: I is..! b1 A: |' q. S- H9 x
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ Q9 E+ M$ P8 A4 h6 JMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & n/ B+ r! q$ x5 G7 K( ]# @7 s4 r
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% l# u$ ?, n: T+ aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. - i( [" U: W0 S' G/ E0 g
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4 _- W( C& m }- W/ hTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 C8 b) P! e2 B: i0 }: MSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 ~" B, M0 g) n/ @TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( j) l" F) t3 V7 K# T' \, q2 ]; d! u
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 k% |: G! W0 s8 K/ n; F/ L
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 Q+ }9 o2 x. a$ s3 F( O& vHAROLD: A teacher 9 e, V$ s0 X# y: u
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