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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 \! b' f1 d- [, w# _+ I, D8 X
MARIA: Here it is.6 W0 ~% T' E2 k
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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5 }& O7 [: H5 ~ ?TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % }5 z: G) b x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 i2 ]0 S1 N# h# F" _ p7 E
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& P [2 F" g2 C# w! p$ |6 m! T6 D$ B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 v% i6 y& G4 Q5 a# f- P6 n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* W, K! e# p, _9 g: m2 C
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( l+ o% |: q6 ~) v5 n. G
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) h8 ~; y, g1 a& J( H- N
DONALD: H I J K L M N O., `- u$ @/ c2 j
TEACHER: What are you talking about?' O0 r( x! a/ Z& h# O
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% H) c) ^$ N1 P9 |TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( O7 z F" {: u: |/ `1 v* a* k
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( ~6 t s( z# h5 X& ^, a3 o' QGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* J+ u% L, Z$ [! M1 b! Z/ A' w0 a3 I: MTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'! d& ?/ o5 \2 k s
MILLIE: I is..1 k2 k7 {3 Q5 F: ]. W0 b
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 r) u4 G$ O. S) @2 f
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" J: A# Q2 _/ b+ S' |# U B# YTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ g, n6 O5 Y" `LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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0 a3 l8 M6 ~' V5 w) vTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?- N9 ?; o5 w1 C m- h' A2 L/ D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% i1 p% a4 l- S9 X% ?7 p! d9 b9 oTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" {/ H( g& d" o+ C% }& \CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ d8 v, \0 z5 c: v
HAROLD: A teacher ; |1 j# k7 F1 N: g8 u; ~! q
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