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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 {! i, a2 v3 x
MARIA:       Here it is.
, A1 [6 G( d& \3 ?" |' ATEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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1 v+ @7 l0 K2 b: R8 eTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 c  m) S& X2 T9 R) e3 P0 i. i
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables." a9 s5 w* O+ q2 S! l1 n
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* ~8 T' x; [& D' s6 T: g& u- NGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# s  X3 B2 I% D1 R; _4 K2 }; YTEACHER:  No, that's wrong* t4 |/ T# u' j7 @; D( C
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.0 i5 {, t+ [: Z7 N6 W$ a  D) U0 u
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 b: ~* W- m# W( j; M9 A9 ]2 Z& _
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
& A) ]5 N) Z  j1 V4 VTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
8 P. N$ @2 H8 b* QDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ K6 m; U8 S# D, n
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?$ ~& ^  _4 ]& R
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( P7 C- D; j! gMILLIE:          I is.., ?5 q  ]8 q3 N! a
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: n$ @2 f* _+ }+ e  _MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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+ h5 _0 _( U8 h! h1 ~/ O! gTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- |( ?- B8 a& l$ b5 e8 ULOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.     {4 K, A4 w  A& A; P) G
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* q# w& G  z! H- e' RTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) p8 n% h+ S, f- C/ |3 T% HSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 u, t; l- ?6 B" i/ d
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% t% E: Y5 u; d" R7 LCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 J( C: X" v. |HAROLD:       A teacher . R- ^+ p6 x/ ], O
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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