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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 {7 h2 w' T" E$ X* L1 O p$ sMARIA: Here it is.
8 S+ x6 b) ^2 e0 b1 [TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- K1 D& V! A2 P5 C; VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- [- A$ \; N( \) P$ Q- kJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.; L ~ }! P# `3 z: r9 O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( ?. I' s( b, L) f4 F ]% e. w9 ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ A5 X' m" w9 w' J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong0 x7 L( s, k( G& P; K' i/ \
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( n$ |) T' K, [& ^: O
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ m' w$ S9 f1 i5 @2 p
TEACHER: What are you talking about?. i9 O5 G: O, }7 \+ h6 g
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' M0 E* d( }5 P1 f( ^ L4 N
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 L6 A$ s+ i! P( aWINNIE: Me!
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! @. \, r. T C* jTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( a5 B' X: ]( J( r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 Y5 m0 y& R, M$ ^3 |: q
MILLIE: I is..( i3 S% O7 a0 ` N
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 ]8 f% v9 i$ K: yMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; d5 b& j t8 B; Y O/ N+ ZTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 h& N) R. \: zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . M7 c* ]6 F$ |- w* ?+ f
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% Q3 H" F9 K. |5 T2 M) a4 fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 p/ E* l) ?1 O! @/ S7 `: B4 b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' ^% s* `3 ?' n
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 x+ l: X1 q e# s4 ` R* m( s
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 o; k- C R7 [8 b7 ^0 J* X+ m7 ]
HAROLD: A teacher
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