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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
3 p0 Y' o* X0 E  f+ l$ H. m  S# J/ eMARIA:       Here it is.  Y# }/ }* n- Y
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% ^) s' m( R/ g& f6 Z6 q2 M9 l& w
CLASS:        Maria.
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/ `2 p0 o( j# cTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' O  U, x" b) G7 M  h( JJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.% }2 _5 H' y, y9 M) Q
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* [. s( a* [  t3 v+ _( _
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 V# Z) n% J( JTEACHER:  No, that's wrong& I; `! q8 Y( E# Q2 p
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ M, E! ]4 @& Z/ n7 S+ C! Q/ f
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) [1 ^' h' x( R3 `/ V
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, w/ l8 i) _" g. m) C6 [TEACHER:  What are you talking about?" X; C. P# V' p, E& p& N/ G
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 l" O9 C4 z# B# |3 v* w3 I5 vTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 E# v9 u7 \7 i
WINNIE:     Me!
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7 ^1 v, c( g2 a$ {TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" [; ?. C& w6 t! E( PGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.; J% Q& v, G* h
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', `' W- A- y, \( D9 J  r, Z
MILLIE:          I is..
, G# P' T5 d5 H% xTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* x- c: V. E3 \2 c- t1 W# h/ yMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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- y5 n* {6 g7 q) jTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 `0 a9 N8 x, O8 f, j+ T
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ! J( ~# I$ s0 Y
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 \. V1 v! [* p8 c! z
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 I( r; p2 o+ M2 o* N' S
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$ W( n: P- ]( R$ b1 B; MTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, m& n- L2 ?4 a5 s1 P; ?% M
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! V( y" I( N1 Y2 x$ T
HAROLD:       A teacher : K% p2 ~/ G7 k
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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