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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, r4 a' v- s4 {" y: N
CLASS: Maria.
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% L* I1 [* z4 r- Z cTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* c/ X U& X; D: i6 f, R; t1 GJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.' g0 {1 D) v7 P9 n, i
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'. N" y G, v" U6 W
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- q+ I' J/ y- @+ X$ TTEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 ^4 W- W( s1 P( b& uGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 m' V) j) H5 }% {' X5 R5 ^
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* J5 ^* q9 _9 _1 S
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3 v. s1 f6 s* M$ a' G# TTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& Z+ Q: |: j+ H$ G
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* i* b! C |# x0 G& l0 |7 i7 ^GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 V1 R% o* K* e) i' @
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0 h4 ]: Q1 v ?2 hTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 A' E2 A# S1 ^8 xMILLIE: I is..
: _( J, ?3 a: W& p3 N; RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') Z& X+ W+ p3 {
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ _4 T6 D, Q9 \$ l; |! Q: p
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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; A. T$ e$ m! B; D! B V# i7 _TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% O' G4 m5 N) ?/ bSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 b/ i$ A8 W1 I# I% \
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ ]/ q; v% y6 _% X0 x1 v
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# W$ W3 g+ t' p$ M3 t3 cHAROLD: A teacher # |9 ^$ a% W5 h1 M
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