Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& S$ \% w' e9 |2 D9 t  _MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: ^- T) X8 o$ aCLASS:        Maria.
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6 G( ]% h: T3 K. m  \TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, C8 q9 W% i0 Z+ F  BJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ N. e9 S) o& j7 o$ pTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
) E3 B# {. J& t( T% sGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* p& o  v0 q0 P* Y( B5 g% F. |9 c& FTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# A4 E0 H2 u; j5 H0 FDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
7 o5 M3 {% I/ p+ _TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 ^  h) x9 C  [# j0 Y6 W5 |TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ t2 m, d& w  d2 g: R2 S! {WINNIE:     Me!
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! _# X( E, p5 N7 YTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 Q7 X: Z  w+ r5 V# l: j' mGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% ^9 U- j/ n& [; \# S8 n, w7 ITEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
( h: A) J* }+ A- D8 `0 hTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 a- t+ \# _8 Q6 r4 K8 h+ ~MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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* ~$ @$ A  r/ ~: q. h/ R1 c( wTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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- d# K0 T; ]! h* n1 k5 BTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 F+ D- e$ d: z/ n- YSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& S5 e0 z& u5 z' Z# k3 UCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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# A: h( F2 D% G; |# N" Q. uTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ t) {) }7 Q- y$ g* AHAROLD:       A teacher

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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)