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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
9 J9 C0 r r! }( m- d! gCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 P. n1 i- {8 K! s* B& j7 b) BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 w# {6 H; O7 O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" B( ?7 `7 I6 uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* ^3 Q+ g9 X$ S% `# QTEACHER: No, that's wrong) [- t6 t- G; A) F1 K6 B; ^
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& I5 b' V. r9 C3 Q. p# }
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2 Q2 y, L. D$ p' A3 T* G# ZTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! [& y0 Z- S9 E- P9 R+ rDONALD: H I J K L M N O.) J4 x2 G4 x' M, Z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?/ W: M) c/ J2 x1 E& ]" ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ `! A/ q5 r; v! U9 E
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 H+ b' L( e' {" v7 oWINNIE: Me!* D- f" i9 I! f3 L1 z$ U
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, g% g8 ]1 D( J f
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ [5 Z5 x |0 p5 }9 X$ V6 e' a! RTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& K, R: q- T9 U1 @2 ~1 P) w7 Z- cMILLIE: I is..# _3 B3 A$ V% w" A# X5 J) D; r- e
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% |, W$ q6 _+ {# o! z- Y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' " ~8 N# w% G" s$ L2 q) Q0 k* e
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% v5 T" ]+ _, ~LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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" g# A+ ~$ D9 s1 ]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 ^* J& K) z1 ]. F
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.0 E( O; g1 p6 | E7 A! `
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, |$ g% v# Z N2 c$ p7 C3 gTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ Q E3 g; w/ x2 b; h/ H
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. l. T4 h c7 `$ i' C4 G# M
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 A( O; b& b( ?, T& [HAROLD: A teacher
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