Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 s6 Z/ \& z. q* C+ `+ JMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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% P  C5 G, v9 U: s- @8 K& |TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 B$ ?9 W: U8 l7 uJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- H9 Z$ Q4 P; G8 V$ E4 s" DGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
" N  V7 w8 \% L2 J- CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 M" `# ?$ d2 ?4 E' oTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
' ~- p% l8 R* C3 @3 r1 D: sTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 I, s5 o/ y5 h3 q+ PWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; B3 I) b9 g6 J# ?- o; R8 LGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
! O. Y, x/ o5 ZTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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' a1 U3 j7 Z9 t/ W9 T& A% eTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 d% C( m) Y4 K1 J7 _LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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3 p7 l7 N* _  sTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)