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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# h* S U; I8 J9 c
MARIA: Here it is.1 H; h) ]1 F5 C
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - a$ ]/ C4 T6 A; ?' U
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
: a, Z3 g# d' ] v: {, S/ kGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( P5 I) f$ H2 F2 ]
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" X7 s# ?5 \# y$ W! HGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 a& E0 L2 C+ h
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! a b/ n8 o* `+ n4 V* n, }: Y4 R+ mTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 M$ C" U( m0 X! A; s4 e* oDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* t; l5 q+ }8 H3 Y. b7 L' mTEACHER: What are you talking about?
( X h( H( K2 t& W) t3 KDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- c9 ?, ]4 L7 A% q) h, {TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 T. _! [3 p' ^3 {5 T: c. t( SWINNIE: Me!
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% r. x9 X9 z. o7 vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
C& d/ d/ Q4 O+ }: p8 RGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% {& N/ A3 f7 R; ]8 d& p% b4 k+ JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ i0 ~( c8 O) c$ \5 j$ p7 g+ e8 X
MILLIE: I is..
( X9 V( x. F; k( V. M, g- oTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ u; f) p# c' C t( lMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 c- B. c; Y; C3 O
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7 ]6 P% N6 k' s* g2 @7 OTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. B* r% Y+ D! x$ m R% M( i+ rLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. J& L) b8 d! g0 {0 j0 }+ o
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ n; \9 J: f/ m5 ?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ Q, J; y, o) j a m( m
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' d( E/ W; \8 ~8 ~TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' F4 ^' {- L6 V7 dHAROLD: A teacher 9 G8 H5 ^. k, f n3 X1 W% x! z% e
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