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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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CLASS: Maria.
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% {8 u% Z$ T; M9 n8 G8 FTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' {, |4 P* {4 M/ B: x% ZJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ j' f% \1 U8 g/ Q, e
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ `. ~ l/ C" w9 N
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 L/ I8 ?8 N1 ], I
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# ]: ^: ^9 {$ D* `! m+ FGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) J% O* c6 t. q. Q2 `% y$ a7 Z
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/ l- z( D9 p& \" f" c% D8 ITEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- M* s9 d3 \, b" [% W2 n
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
. q+ n7 X& S0 f8 J5 ]TEACHER: What are you talking about?! l7 _% x1 H9 t
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 z- C% U2 T; dTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ v' r$ n$ _1 X q9 fWINNIE: Me!
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9 K9 D8 f. T& H7 i4 _TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ W/ g8 j! o! C* V. L
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 J* l# L: v6 l9 b& B2 E
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 _- B/ B' K& n9 p8 k- CMILLIE: I is..
! D' W" \4 [5 wTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 r1 J( x- V( b8 _; x( N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) [* S4 F5 P( t! M+ P& DLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 A/ V1 w& }8 H, I3 E# J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.; J& c' X) H% v+ n/ h" [. Q
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 @1 J3 w* i' u0 `% A& ECLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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2 Q2 k& L$ R: G! }5 ]0 U( {TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 U2 n! ]/ ?9 Z4 E4 D9 E
HAROLD: A teacher
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