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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .5 Q4 F8 _9 K) X/ P! l' M' H
MARIA:       Here it is.
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" \# _2 t& F& _+ N: V' V: t5 j5 T, dTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 ~' k+ P) f8 e, [/ O& f7 l# h
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.+ L6 G6 f% x  U* |( x
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) b1 \2 L' U: Q- ]% Q2 R7 V. sGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  f- s, x8 S0 N) I" T+ O
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
% i& h" d, R. F& H) ~, XGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.3 ?  x, A. ~5 t  O) W
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' g: Y4 O. M$ M# n2 x2 M. d* GTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ ^' H( G$ c3 n1 i$ f
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
8 o* r4 \+ x" u% qTEACHER:  What are you talking about?9 P- L$ R/ F: I: f. @
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.# p& l0 K7 g; \* U
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ y! t0 P: e/ Q0 k' TGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. P0 f+ t+ O/ Z' ~) M, Y
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6 i3 m6 b2 x& U8 H* `0 hTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' C+ m& l  @+ c5 oMILLIE:          I is..& k5 N/ W* {6 @" [1 e6 v
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ I8 W) g+ t7 c- F5 t0 p& H
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* e8 t: {0 Z2 C: [LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   ( k- C, G/ ]7 ]
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# L: I' Y2 `8 `9 m" ~- mTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, p% C$ ]  o6 w8 K
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 b; K4 H$ P) v* m) Y# W
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 y" p* B8 d. `9 O! K. L/ L' W3 T8 xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.' x+ `+ [, _9 ]& u" T
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 y, ^* F4 A, n, e4 l/ nHAROLD:       A teacher ' l; O0 F) N# c: b3 j& ?

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol......../ E/ d$ i' X. q, V3 Y
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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