埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 5136|回复: 7

Kids Are Quick

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 u3 s" ]& j. Y+ _" I4 M$ T7 L+ A- T
MARIA:       Here it is./ X8 X7 t: |3 ?; L+ F3 d
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
& C$ g5 l* z0 @5 o7 g1 CCLASS:        Maria.& O$ L' q/ C4 s8 X5 H
____________________________________8 W3 F* i4 \6 D% ]$ H9 m
  - w2 k8 y) E  t# s1 ~% k
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + _9 D4 o7 W1 B& `# S
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
1 Z! S9 g4 k& J" D* u4 B6 R__________________________________________
( `" ?% t0 m8 {4 }2 v
2 \! j9 Z( ^0 \8 {/ P' T: {; P8 YTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 r% Q; P; y4 U# XGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: H6 Y% g. a) ]: c) OTEACHER:  No, that's wrong& i/ u7 V( v: L
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
9 U1 r6 ?7 L* J% q________________________________ ____________, r! E6 ]1 B, [* Y' ]' k, F

1 g8 B( w! Z" P9 t" y- A6 Y) hTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: J7 ?$ a0 E# p% |8 a% T; t  HDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.; z% [9 {) X. K6 \
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?( B5 S! w3 ~+ P; m
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
7 s5 o( L$ L) s9 h__________________________________
0 N( J8 V  ^5 W3 v9 u/ J! Y
. C! `" e2 t5 @" }! nTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' q( e. O7 l5 l7 b- HWINNIE:     Me!
: \2 |) s8 j4 e7 y* [7 S0 g/ P5 V__________________________________________
5 f+ J& R, O! {/ b
! q' a9 ~# H6 P% ]TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 C7 M/ }! S* B0 Q: C! xGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
, M- H3 U$ b9 c3 Y2 U+ O6 v, G5 H_______________________________________
6 G1 S' C) X1 w# b
) c$ Q% z/ k: V9 \9 a$ n: B, b  ?TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 L7 E/ w0 t3 B$ u8 T2 Z2 e1 ?
MILLIE:          I is..- S- d2 v  l5 ~% X4 @' G& N9 M
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! j# S& T8 R( y& H; f% O
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     0 J, r% p" `1 X( j9 e" K* s+ l

2 O" i  H- p. n- z_________________________________* u0 s' t& \: v! K/ l8 W

4 l  {0 v. q2 K5 F) FTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 H1 w" S0 C. b0 j  QLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   " u& H; F( ]% Y3 o& D
_______________ ______ _________________
+ l2 U- t( n' f- J  c/ E+ w) }    5 @: a: j7 H$ j. B: {* z
TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: W; d7 ]' p, F0 v/ A8 T7 v3 h8 `% @+ oSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
7 _6 o0 w3 x( K9 r' Z_____________________ _________/ r/ {0 y: |  Q# a
   
4 ^* u+ A+ f" I& yTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# h; @% g" _1 Z& ?4 Y* BCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
8 R0 b, L8 C- Z___________________________________
  W0 @& l- ?$ U+ w3 Q+ w: B6 _" H8 a, _7 f! m
TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  d# b) L) @, l7 t/ uHAROLD:       A teacher
0 H$ w. e9 C9 G; x6 `7 K# K6 I# q
, s* @% x  E- N- ]__________________________________
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:09 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
2 \- m9 t1 l, S, U. [8 d
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-17 18:26 , Processed in 0.274583 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表