Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 z% g5 h: e! p8 x" D" W, P! Y* JTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) F6 K5 o. |9 A& w& O" u/ |GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 E9 V! l: t, {% V% o6 j9 E& l$ wTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
" k' J; b2 t( z" [/ uTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
3 ?+ \1 S0 k; v  r, l; H8 `8 c3 bDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 V& u" \; L: z1 X- I& {7 H& dTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& z6 [( N0 |3 PWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 B" ~. Y3 |' `  a1 yMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 E2 b+ H! \7 s6 H' P* i- AMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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' V7 d1 H  a  d4 ]4 ?1 Y9 g3 N( R/ DTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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; ]" P2 b0 A7 B, x5 aTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 K, r- {' W: _7 _HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)