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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: Y1 n1 @" D N6 [
MARIA: Here it is.. v$ o; [0 B& j3 m D5 t8 {
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 j/ f* f8 ?1 l2 g( B: V# b7 X
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2 @% T8 \" ?& [7 T) G, ?; \TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ n; p6 e( U7 [' w7 x- KJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" J8 C! i/ [7 u: |- IGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 i; w1 }3 ^8 L$ Y$ {: U9 `* e9 X
TEACHER: No, that's wrong7 a* z* g( C- l2 V" G
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 i3 M* g4 {$ w/ Z4 F
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ t$ [5 P. Y3 V- _( \8 U, k8 a$ W
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
p% h6 G; _* u5 |0 m8 aTEACHER: What are you talking about?
) f# `: S" E- G/ L( M7 uDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ g r* T, g7 H" M: ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, L0 Y) y1 }$ F9 Y/ gWINNIE: Me!# o e' }- Z4 B
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 x# I2 N0 o- Y5 ~% z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: p- z& L2 I( X& y
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; Z& l8 z( }) p9 n/ y u2 ]4 f; x
MILLIE: I is..; ?" h6 E/ W$ h* X
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', e; }; \7 P. G) t
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 e0 ?: g2 J4 y- I0 STEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ h( U: ^# u- l
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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( J6 q r8 J. U. V$ h! hTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 X2 _! a9 K( ^4 ]SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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A$ ~; a$ C# J7 O3 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 _8 f0 _! Y2 [7 MCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: i5 ?! L3 F0 g% o; p
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 E3 T+ y6 L R$ ^- f3 o2 k0 B! |
HAROLD: A teacher
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