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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
0 m% \; t% \0 y$ i C0 FMARIA: Here it is.
. ^$ ^& l. b% {" Z4 OTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
9 V& B9 c3 {; s4 e& wCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / z* E3 C% b' u* V* v8 V& g) y/ V
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 N& n7 A" i6 `TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 G7 b$ Y) T, @GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. }; _! g9 a! s6 `9 wTEACHER: No, that's wrong! }2 I! N" t7 a1 h
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# ~( r( v. |: H0 `6 N2 c$ U
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 i0 z, f |1 Z4 J: x) c' f
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4 f T4 [( p- N8 S5 LTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 ?* E' O0 @; T6 o' K# N! Q
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. e' s( q4 H5 o' i7 K- ~
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 e& N1 m, p. C/ VMILLIE: I is..( s3 a9 O |! s" n' a
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 N' g# ?# }! [2 q( @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / S- u3 B3 w% E% c! \
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 s* @) j6 o4 f- v! fLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 T4 m, p* K: B8 g8 H& U- Q& Q
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" Q5 b$ l# n# F# |( S3 MSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- b+ u8 K* P, W1 V! a7 Z' Y. WCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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2 e6 p: s0 O4 w( L; zTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' B1 M% M; z) }5 GHAROLD: A teacher " h/ C' v! [$ _4 W/ K9 K
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