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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% w, h# ?& j2 i" H0 K) [
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) F. U+ U2 o+ J5 M: h" {' X( rJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 Y4 W4 J2 U, q3 k: B% y( r# H* x
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; S! n5 l: a) u U% Q4 ?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong' {5 y3 I# n4 n
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 Y+ y9 N3 t4 e, t8 L! B, [# FDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! m S# K2 s4 `4 }( wTEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ V5 r( ~! X" V: Z" E6 P; hDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 W5 M- C5 I& y' I+ h
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; T" g- Y7 C x6 h7 ?TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 J: B, \9 b: |( n7 t$ }WINNIE: Me!, d+ z9 }5 D$ P! C7 R
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 \( ~. p. c. m8 mGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 o9 f' X6 T$ p# X8 e# Y
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/ R; f$ H0 E) N1 cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# b7 e' e' v) i/ J7 Q3 W2 B" z- |
MILLIE: I is..# E& F7 }- R4 a$ N# d+ f
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 g* t! ]0 e9 ?2 |9 M: qMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ P) l3 Z' ?% ^" f8 H- o4 a7 k! T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ f5 r- I0 m u; v" u4 j3 FTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ Q' W' V4 o# j# k j" x* d
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 y0 M. A: r) `1 E
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+ c1 _ A+ H& ]& D' ~' Y; |) ~TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 _% j6 O l# QCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' i+ w$ R# _0 f' V u' @$ O. b7 l
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' [- Z9 j$ K% B, U2 O; G5 d8 wTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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