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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ b: ]4 m7 c" R9 i
MARIA: Here it is.
3 r/ C$ q4 @, C6 ]TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 T! D Z2 J& d; A
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, N4 l' J: c- O. S0 K6 ~% cJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 V: D# a4 I9 x2 Q DTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 `- J* V( i! A# U3 {6 n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 J& q% |+ K# A$ q
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. d8 k/ K1 O6 N s* CGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. Q l" s! v4 R9 M; [. r p
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0 c$ a/ ]- j$ E( n) }TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 q) `, J1 Z1 e h- [DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* H4 e% S [1 n& j; [. w! C/ m" mTEACHER: What are you talking about?& R i! l7 S. \
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 w; W/ ~- J- F$ G2 x4 {
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5 \' v y) }$ Z7 j9 hTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( g0 ]& j5 k2 Y! f
WINNIE: Me!" v% b+ l3 R* [5 m
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 _2 `* {3 p* ~: qGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 y% e$ S6 ~+ N
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. \' z$ t1 p: @1 I* S5 HTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 {" g3 q/ O* SMILLIE: I is..
; n2 b* t) u$ X/ R qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 A* T! u) w. e
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + x3 z! S: w4 X" g+ k' {
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& {: g+ k% I+ BLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ l# l0 g- q6 j eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* N8 \; A; C, C/ q; G e" bSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 V1 R5 e# @2 }, c. GCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! _. O6 S ?+ b. kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! {2 p8 U2 u. o5 h. L2 D: X7 l
HAROLD: A teacher
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