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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 s& q5 |/ d) ?3 A' q" C. k$ D+ w5 K
MARIA:       Here it is.
" w; C) z; [% T9 N7 j) ETEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ E. _7 q* G' C7 a+ f; e! y
CLASS:        Maria.0 K6 W% |- M6 S/ n- V  F5 ]
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( u* v" N* h+ ^; P8 q& D) JTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 N) ]2 w* J( {# u! W* j6 u
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
  m" i" O( Z) u2 _$ LGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! o% H$ K8 n9 I* Y' _TEACHER:  No, that's wrong1 x+ o/ O& a* u
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( x6 `+ w( O! h' }
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! A; L! N! B8 HDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.# y8 r9 Q4 q$ @; ]& M$ r
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
8 W- V3 Y! w: Z2 E9 p, ~0 \  {! l. LDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 t+ d9 E" ~6 B2 V
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% U- R+ T$ b' x- h  dWINNIE:     Me!
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1 j% D' b- F3 S4 e+ Q* FTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& S( ?" J/ u7 r4 A! ?& c7 vGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., x% Z* N" t  U0 c( j
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! {+ L1 G; w& ?TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
4 O. `' s0 ^* \* _2 x# NMILLIE:          I is..9 L' M# U0 c) u3 V  }6 Z
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 z7 t3 b+ y3 t; E$ h( h% bMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       ^2 T; Q$ o$ ]; C

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( V6 X9 Q4 G% ?5 ]9 S3 T. g4 b
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?3 \: C5 e) D1 {5 l, p% C' z  ?- B! m
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! C2 `& q  N% s% e; W* B
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  g2 _. Y& f6 H/ ?& Q$ d6 s7 f$ _TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ G# a) @. K  K4 u9 @CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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4 y- q7 a9 o) R: B! O' _0 M+ zTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. y7 E# V: \0 ~7 OHAROLD:       A teacher ( |( r! U5 x2 o6 w/ i* r/ F

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........6 K  s4 V' g. y1 T' e: C
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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