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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ I: l: J( s! \# D7 R I
MARIA: Here it is.: [- @. S, j4 V! A$ D5 [9 A
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 z, k! w% B5 H% [% w* j
CLASS: Maria.
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" h1 G' c, M% Q" w6 o; JTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; G& N" ^3 E& {
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 _4 U0 j3 ? H, qTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 o" o' u& Z, |) [' ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( H; X0 x k+ y. v% W
TEACHER: No, that's wrong) |/ H/ x. `/ }% i; h2 k, y
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) t9 K! L9 g+ K9 ]- ?* h& W0 i- T! E
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; Z3 v8 R1 Q8 I j9 p! Q' h6 X3 dTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: Q5 `/ I Q4 d' P6 @1 _9 f2 p. I5 D7 kDONALD: H I J K L M N O.! A+ [" s2 |% Z8 E& `2 r
TEACHER: What are you talking about?9 r; r( c. q6 U3 `. ~: g
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) ]3 ?8 h6 H. ^/ @TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& d8 E5 Q2 S8 b8 H* R, w" i+ F, D6 m
WINNIE: Me!
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8 x7 z0 D. l/ M0 R4 rTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
a2 }. q% o8 [- @5 VGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% f$ d0 r+ Y/ YTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 }! W8 Z& r9 R0 M8 L$ W4 J% o+ nMILLIE: I is..
; a+ K- q0 p* Q' \! g9 eTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') U1 I) F3 u: q) B1 z# o2 F
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; n2 d$ U7 H! o5 U5 CTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" d* t8 B+ j9 j, e$ o6 ~
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. # v( M9 F; `8 J( l+ w" \5 y
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 e/ k6 f! j* Q9 b, n NSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, T1 o8 Z* P& c" x9 F0 C
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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4 ^- s! W, E/ f# h- e: s! r( A" @TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, a# v) Q" Y$ ?5 `
HAROLD: A teacher
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