埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4941|回复: 7

Kids Are Quick

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .: \! L6 W! @, S4 }) K. X
MARIA:       Here it is.
+ u, E9 i0 v; u2 k, e4 D2 |& j! [TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
, \% m: {  h# \. B8 ~CLASS:        Maria.+ w: N" {& N3 [. ]- g# a
____________________________________
6 s; A4 _/ K8 C* i1 c# v5 J  1 G: n, m8 ]( B  M' t1 A7 O
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) R: d# w4 k8 x
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
& p' Y& M/ d5 y" i+ k2 e__________________________________________4 R' d: \# P3 L8 |3 C5 o

# _7 W! j- `( X4 \TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ |7 E& L# o) R! g7 }2 AGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% }0 R2 X4 ?2 b; k
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong8 b$ A& D/ @( Q8 G
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ R3 b& g8 q+ t/ y& z2 x
________________________________ ____________
- P' R# ], [0 Y! P" a8 H, j' B. ]8 c  @" Z; W
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 W6 D$ E4 r$ D: g3 w, V* ADONALD:     H I J K L M N O.  V; j+ f3 \% i% a3 `8 U
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
' C3 K2 k! O4 h& l  b1 uDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
8 a3 S0 X0 z3 V7 i__________________________________
$ t$ ^4 O) v. p  @- c
3 ?4 s+ [8 t. j6 f) ?  [- r; dTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' f8 E( v& K* j4 ^2 |5 TWINNIE:     Me!
: k5 F8 y. V! y& z5 ___________________________________________
6 O  H. B  O1 h$ _9 `) ?
. _+ ~6 ^% N* a& l* e! ^TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. j6 t; k- k1 K+ I& ~2 q4 J5 oGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  a; X, c5 P  g4 B+ G0 L) |
_______________________________________0 s& o; [: _0 l  C7 J9 n
) A6 _% B8 ?- \5 t! c/ l
TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( p7 @% P4 T# K6 R/ a
MILLIE:          I is..
% J8 S2 Q8 A) F! N0 q/ g3 r! R5 nTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 O" |5 h! \3 L8 O
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
1 B# a* i2 x7 }" z& R( H. a3 L
  j( c$ A7 P3 y# d. K& x_________________________________4 d! S( @2 O% d. U2 N. l
/ E- t/ {+ v7 Y# {  V7 w
TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 p! R0 G, D) \/ }
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   6 S) e) @4 j8 [( {' o2 J
_______________ ______ _________________1 g( O2 q3 ^" C
   
: r4 L% d2 G$ k- e: k, eTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 E! o& z9 x: V5 S0 U" v, g
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 a0 V* ~5 @$ T
_____________________ _________6 q4 T7 q- f+ j$ d, e
    ! d- B. r* ?( _" v& l9 A% W% l
TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  N/ K- n" Z) E' D; [/ R. I2 p2 `CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.( b( w' x7 X! c8 u* E, q. D
___________________________________
3 [: \$ k+ L2 q) ]
. q; y1 F( {, L+ ?  T( Z6 dTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# _' G* P2 H7 A3 L2 L% i9 ^
HAROLD:       A teacher
% k% N4 |: K# A1 g6 C" G! K3 v% @" d1 i) E3 f
__________________________________
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:09 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
1 i9 G; f) _4 a4 ]4 ~" r
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-9 17:06 , Processed in 0.080651 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表