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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ |/ a) d4 W! c/ O; o0 t$ yMARIA:       Here it is.
7 `# f* }! V# DTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, b' u9 {8 z& P5 ^1 E8 N' d7 p6 ?
CLASS:        Maria.# y6 Z% f8 L; v- W
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. C- s+ u0 z' KTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 h+ a2 Q' U5 P9 ~" ~
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.* {- P9 N5 N% A( B4 f1 v! U
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) r4 h* A: V# C* qGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% D! W5 L; V8 m
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
' |$ B: E0 z/ ~! q% z. kGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# F  w. g, C3 E! _) C! lDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
" `) y' o) y+ \$ YTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
2 S) y% W8 B/ E  CDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 B3 _9 v! M* m) Z) ]WINNIE:     Me!+ H; W1 u$ B) ]
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?5 q6 C& t/ }( p. ^  L: H4 B; }6 P% H
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., a, ~5 c6 J8 M
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: z3 {" ]; W7 bTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* Y! [* p4 i* ~$ gMILLIE:          I is..
% T0 Z2 q5 ?, H- L  h8 ?% ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( @. s4 [, p$ F3 y, u# m( QMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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: r+ o( T; @3 M- A( V# Z0 q7 `7 ]0 Z) qTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 _# I; o- d0 H2 }' s
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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- `3 Z, W$ n: u4 S9 {1 t- W" xTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?3 n7 `$ W: Q2 Z
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. A9 C6 C) R3 i' d
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- [$ g) |) N$ \5 ATEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 j: G) w3 d( x3 q9 aCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.3 S& z8 F* v/ \
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ b* N+ V8 Z" @/ K# Z& r0 b, F* v
HAROLD:       A teacher . Z* L# u4 Y$ i. q9 }2 W. X

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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol......../ d$ V, M% _5 G, Y, Y7 O+ e
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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