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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
' }3 ` y( R1 A1 zMARIA: Here it is." Q9 {; E# F" o
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% _2 v8 R( R% \
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+ ^) O" S; r: L% x3 uTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* |/ v: i% o0 p6 n- PJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% W8 b) l" e7 G" eGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; z4 S; T2 F, j* g, T8 `5 d
TEACHER: No, that's wrong: E& n% l. t9 P; B+ Y
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 z$ j/ Z4 T% l. T5 U6 ~8 r
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 ~$ j t0 b! z& P- m' VDONALD: H I J K L M N O.. l$ b: K$ Y* L+ t# L5 W
TEACHER: What are you talking about?- C9 ^7 Y+ a/ e7 G' z
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 U; M4 K/ n Z+ D2 W
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- {5 j8 G X+ _2 q: m% W6 xTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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~& e! C& [$ c" T J/ B! l# PTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 p9 h9 \! Q# {! k' L) L" k8 a4 O
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 q5 g3 m- W x5 K: JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( x. I4 p, J/ i- iMILLIE: I is..
/ M2 l5 G: y* R6 s7 T/ h& F% STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ J* ?) |/ ^0 U: _7 ~& Y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 p% D) c- {- h' [
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: V4 ^* Q' v- N! vTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, `( ^5 x8 `2 [7 |+ S4 P" R3 {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 A, N2 F) o- q/ s: T! _ y
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% V9 j& Z+ l$ y7 Z# x, g! {4 {! Q! |TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ J- Q1 Y7 A! E" ~8 G y( i2 G# N
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" k9 T E& N$ j/ E5 Z |9 _TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) {( C6 p# j+ m. A! fCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.1 y: l0 l) D, j4 B7 b8 z0 p. v
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, p" @" \% Q# t& d2 h3 y* ~TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( N8 S" ~; s+ b) F- b& n
HAROLD: A teacher
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