 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .- I. `- a! g* E% E5 h
MARIA: Here it is.) ^2 Q% G( \ h+ f+ Z
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?# P5 U Z) G' D
CLASS: Maria.
% B% u9 p D; _# j____________________________________8 U0 X9 x8 i8 S! G3 A! G2 k- ^/ {
; o& g# v7 G" s$ i% i( I/ G3 P+ E8 j STEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 a, j: U7 A, {3 E5 y' t F5 jJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 F" s8 ~5 O0 t) a# f% w0 d6 _
__________________________________________& y3 r$ Y+ P& _5 ]2 v
! V3 V" ?8 V1 Y7 E! c- R# j3 |
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 S0 J4 O* r. x; ~4 L$ G1 c
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 B* L* | J( o* o1 |TEACHER: No, that's wrong4 h) A7 P$ l( [& n) X
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
. w+ ]1 [; _; U" r0 N________________________________ ____________1 }4 h; @' q7 l1 j- }8 u) B
$ v, |; D4 N) b) [0 Z; K0 ]
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 d! G& I' Q: M* y8 {' j" _9 r$ j4 ODONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, F0 @8 Q, W( ?$ C! w+ U- ATEACHER: What are you talking about?4 Y! `0 k" S0 I0 i F( D% y
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 K+ N: Y+ H" c) z, ^% D
__________________________________* y$ C6 h- l* ?
% W% C5 ^/ J; S1 F0 rTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 Z/ L/ x0 {1 h, s: t n- MWINNIE: Me!
5 I% b2 D# e# ^- B7 e3 @, y/ |__________________________________________
% I/ e) M/ h; w$ v! d) `' w$ G5 f
5 ~; Z' S2 ~3 mTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 C# x2 |( j- c' d+ Q, KGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
1 h( U, s: M7 b& h4 w_______________________________________
, u4 q0 U+ H7 l( L0 B, Z' c9 K6 ?' s6 ?3 j3 k4 v) M
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' o' q5 J2 U7 [: W/ PMILLIE: I is..
% j2 X: `9 j; l: ?6 R7 Y+ A0 Z2 N7 x* RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! i$ l: B. J6 M @( rMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
6 m! s8 p. v. Y4 `- k7 p$ h) b- _6 R9 M7 Y! S# N
_________________________________* F- v; L/ k+ i% ^8 E
1 O' x' D' `6 H' @2 [TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" K$ o9 e* Z. i- h- {LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! M7 n. ^# c/ [5 _+ q
_______________ ______ _________________2 ^/ R5 ?5 ~" ~. q2 B" C
) `9 ]1 Z2 D5 F2 O: ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. [$ z- a/ A/ ^$ C5 @# G' ]- y
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.% Y& x) L8 ~! Q7 ?; q! y
_____________________ _________
5 l; J# K+ l' Q( w' Z( B: j& a , c2 P% c _9 M3 Q8 k
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ k$ e1 t' O8 ^# _% ]. K8 U7 ZCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
1 W0 t0 \9 s; Z2 ~' ?" }___________________________________& y# n) ?6 U; L2 t5 _
) a$ j! v0 p; j7 t+ w$ QTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 k Y) i* G' P* D% s- v
HAROLD: A teacher # Q9 @5 k. M9 S! B, W
3 V2 l O' U. H1 m
__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
