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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 k+ j6 F$ `: L6 J5 f* n
MARIA:       Here it is.: m$ ~- w( a* W, e. C; M0 c
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 h" a, i; p1 P, l
CLASS:        Maria.4 q3 G( g& [  l. J6 Y* ^/ O
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9 v/ W& f6 y5 cTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : I. {+ f- s+ v$ a9 Y
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.4 B1 R! x1 U; W* M3 z9 |
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- _. z3 Z! `, ?6 q
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# }$ M9 `8 U! \: f. k' f. f: J
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong" p. I8 ?9 E3 `
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.0 J3 [) f5 L' i2 Z
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; L, H0 B, p# x+ S# M2 oTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( w* R5 |/ Z7 b9 U8 _8 i% J7 `' mDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.+ o: u" n  M9 I) G* b$ @) D! W
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
# e7 D2 D3 }: g2 ~) ODONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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  |/ d, q" e& J, i+ v0 ]7 D; _; o9 UTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago./ u2 U# r0 V6 B7 R: ]- f
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; q2 z1 E" {, ]5 AGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- a$ ]# Y' s  _  J1 h' m
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4 H8 p- N4 x% l+ yTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 R7 `" o/ m% K; l, d, D0 G
MILLIE:          I is..
/ C, Q( u9 x9 M; R/ T3 `1 pTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ V5 M. g% P' G6 ~6 R
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ' H! K, e. ]7 Q, s9 ]  Z

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, n. i8 I  F; RTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; X: _" ?5 v1 @( vLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 t! C0 y7 ~' k7 K  k" Z
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ Y# h) w, h$ N0 {* ^TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 h7 v  U* b) M7 d- _7 Q
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- {  d2 \6 ^4 [% i# o" ZHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........" u: l: }1 D9 z5 I) q
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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