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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- T/ R" h+ s% i/ PMARIA: Here it is.' t: m7 O. L! E( z2 v2 c
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ y4 L, G8 T7 y8 Z1 q+ S0 z; wTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( q9 d8 S7 ]1 [. U: z% C) N+ @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.7 I5 m5 o, f% I! H t
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 {0 K2 s& R# f, d9 _. ^ ^
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 ^4 T: D8 w, a1 d' s8 p( ?7 }3 @TEACHER: No, that's wrong
8 F# @, i7 H9 BGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; N- \+ K* N0 B$ P! ]# j: S1 z# mTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 m" W8 n! q& b! Y" g0 x+ s
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.$ B8 ?' }0 n; C$ R
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
7 X% k4 Y, q$ h. v- c2 HDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) N9 Z8 ]' u. `
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 z) b& e( W7 \4 o1 V- n
WINNIE: Me!% w3 z9 ]5 v! Q |
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4 S; A7 T4 ~' w4 \+ Z& A) ITEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ e2 h; ]! @2 R5 JMILLIE: I is..
1 a W# O: O. P* }; E/ ETEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ I5 f" Z3 K, g1 |& ~
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 \! u4 g t3 u# Y2 @
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" i: ?+ c# T9 t& u: `' a/ ?TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& [7 g( d* Q) a6 q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. t1 L& B) V5 {& S# O' L4 Z
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( j% T' L. @' v+ i2 ]" ?) PTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 M) ]4 X4 ^ }8 U) iSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 r' B2 b, v( s `" ?" z! U& E
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 B4 K6 a4 C6 e' @/ [, A1 _- l
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 w+ X! t* N+ E6 w
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1 v2 ]9 b3 |3 K5 [TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 y/ H! d2 j$ P2 x* @
HAROLD: A teacher . W/ [! b7 A2 H$ u0 {
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