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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ F: Q0 r$ n2 p" s4 \
MARIA: Here it is.* w% T" @0 g/ ]1 i& ^
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ Q1 I" G: n* W
CLASS: Maria.
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+ m3 ~9 H% n; z) e8 r3 ETEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! h3 [( S* i# J4 d2 a
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 L# K _1 N+ Q0 C/ q( D
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8 e. ?6 r ?3 F: _) @0 c- s5 E, ETEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 \( c* N/ K; T: N/ `& D; R& j) G6 \& {5 G
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 }9 O9 ]; V1 A9 nTEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 j) V4 w5 T* a* MGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& }, ?) o% _+ r& N- D6 p# dDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* [$ N; I* ]5 u; X( _* J( `& UTEACHER: What are you talking about?
! S9 p* ~; T8 qDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. r+ F+ p( Z% N/ W4 N9 S
WINNIE: Me!
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0 H. i) j; a/ l( Y7 e. ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 m4 N9 `: U5 `! J8 X/ RGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. y2 w2 X$ L- k0 x3 U) Q8 VTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) X2 j% k0 }( l) u v! \$ t) `MILLIE: I is... e9 l& C& u- N6 v X G: _
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 @7 W- k( w- ?2 s5 h5 a3 ^MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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+ y. P; z% b/ dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, B9 N3 r& @4 v) MLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , Q8 r: ?8 i% A, T% d
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' e6 j0 l8 \ h5 K. S* a1 l; h
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 O$ O' s+ h, x2 h1 t- {$ U s
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; ^# O3 j( @3 [ v4 KTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 X, I$ h4 O; q( N E, P$ v* `CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& y2 G1 f: @3 U- q8 }
HAROLD: A teacher " k# z% K; ]; L; V! a4 [
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