Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( @1 P) C- C* v/ MMARIA:       Here it is.
, H9 s. R1 R0 q, f, R  GTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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  l% u( P) }- c' S" RTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* L. s$ I5 I- e* x+ \+ N1 YJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% V+ e( t4 K7 ^  xGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
6 f/ h. Y" z3 [' j2 wGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 {" @+ ]% v" [, `  O; N  N' [DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
; T% z7 o8 M2 I1 P2 {DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 `; V# p/ P" A- X0 Y( e2 aTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 I3 B: U. I) W2 m  PWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ d% B# }% P8 t+ fGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& P1 `0 K& B- Y8 n: ]3 f, v) iTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
2 m- r* ~8 R# P0 P, ITEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; n* Y) q: [6 C; [$ X% JLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* C8 Z6 W* ?# V# v9 yTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 Y0 d1 @+ e/ _1 [- F0 A; fCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)