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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 @& c. T* w5 G' B) QMARIA: Here it is.
/ o! Y$ o1 U0 U# L/ OTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ |) M# r! r: I$ C
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 N! L( U/ w" r* u0 d7 ^JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( R; O0 X# i' y7 r0 R1 X0 e/ L& qTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 ~2 K/ Z9 B9 OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 m: m* S; c5 K8 q; V; C! O5 I" `( YTEACHER: No, that's wrong
N# O0 c8 q. J) u/ E2 M% oGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ T& a9 h9 i, K) h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, @* ^" B1 ]" j! ^* iTEACHER: What are you talking about?
% o. B/ X' T% h; y* o; f; |* ADONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 m d& G* T; k9 w. D. L' X3 }1 ATEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 C# l, U4 t2 O* ~; y- K- kWINNIE: Me!+ N: u1 k1 }! _5 O4 l8 B7 ~
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2 X( b/ Y _9 @TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 T) `5 T9 K; Z" ~, z: s# R1 HGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& P# q5 x# A9 d! V% v
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3 W/ n9 k: o) L! F1 I" WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* P* C) s% ^3 ]% NMILLIE: I is..
% b% e' S% ?% ?' c, D* e7 K& y; f' oTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 b' R3 A/ r% y8 G
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" b. A" F3 X8 S1 y( Q6 z. RTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ i7 C* @( v0 `LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + P" m* T8 A! F* M6 p2 }6 |
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) ], W% e; K* `% K* @- G0 eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; B( R5 n, j% ^+ n
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 t$ ?" A; y. P9 ICLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! `: v# E' I% Q( Y2 w& x( Y2 R( tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, q6 i0 d0 A+ u0 N3 H6 PHAROLD: A teacher
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