Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 w& ~7 m: t6 W; ]MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 X8 j. T% H% g( n+ p; Z: KTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( ^* q; _) d; ]; X4 T6 SGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* p% _% `+ b" bTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
: ~7 H4 _  g- m, h( EGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& m7 J7 j% w5 m/ e) OTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 [1 g6 n/ [) S2 m6 gDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
- O* f1 x, }/ D8 _" {TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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& B8 e, s9 J6 J* T/ uTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 D1 W! X' a* z2 P" \GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 Q! |$ [* ^5 g# G/ z0 ATEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! B4 g5 x5 I* {3 J, u5 r( Q7 uMILLIE:          I is..
! ~4 x) }. s- STEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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1 y& H' M& X9 n8 b/ ZTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 {* V  M: a) x3 c5 B6 ITEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, M0 B; D+ }( s' DSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 X' J( R4 s) D( r  P5 `! s& XCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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7 D, i  ?, E5 `* M& v! l7 _TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)