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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .; W( v, P% T/ O, w! {1 A, R1 ~
MARIA:       Here it is.& {  I+ J0 M2 A1 e7 ]
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 v( Q- Z% D- E( L4 {+ f( fTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ _; {/ c: r' g7 T+ H1 z
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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# V% q7 S% w' `) `* ]. V  lTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 }8 h" Z' |: X2 J) D
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' O8 F1 ^0 _6 ^
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong6 d: R: i; t9 ^' P/ c6 G$ D
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 K6 a  E- }4 O6 l" n' v& e' p  E5 XDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
4 t  Z$ M3 R( _TEACHER:  What are you talking about?7 S4 u) M4 v7 a9 W% ~/ e
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; O. t1 W2 f- }" y9 x( Z; nTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 y( ^/ d7 x- T, M& {
WINNIE:     Me!" Q: a9 O" D3 D) t
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* U7 p9 y, \, }8 H8 R  v1 K
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* a' a3 ~' @8 n( C* m4 Y5 O
MILLIE:          I is../ D9 Z- N: a7 u4 Z; [) V+ [
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& G* y3 k5 U' f2 y" m" C
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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. M( E; U+ a7 [/ Z$ i1 J# PTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 F. _. d+ Y# u9 g0 J
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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/ x' S, t: e( K+ x% V9 _6 rTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# d. E. Q% u, J" R, F. C
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 s' d& C0 d% ^( r! R3 MTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 r9 ^- s0 ?4 z0 t' D( g" ICLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.; ^' i7 y$ j+ f' H
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) ]1 Y7 Y, P9 \% d$ ~1 uHAROLD:       A teacher
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........: Y, B5 }8 O$ P( k2 A
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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