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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ u% X U# p5 W; v2 O
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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. D( F* L. J/ \TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & }3 ?& e! R. R0 R
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# O; f& ]6 k- D/ O5 y; r3 r. BTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# q: F3 d9 E$ Q' f7 @1 H8 z7 l7 oGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 O' `/ a, ?1 C9 F) f/ [TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 A5 b7 ]4 N9 l T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., G' Q+ g9 \9 z3 f8 T/ e9 D
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$ F' P0 E7 {2 @4 P4 l+ s. P$ TTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 v8 a+ K) N- r
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 G( c! R6 c: [- k$ G
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
7 c2 f* H) ~3 KDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 r" t2 ^: @2 n) E" n( G8 R0 u
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1 H, l, @3 U8 i7 \TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 P" O8 p( ` N& j/ b. Q# b# l0 \WINNIE: Me!6 o. \: I% z+ g; Z
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# L$ J4 q1 A+ m/ C) ETEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" E6 T2 l9 U$ t" Z4 d2 D8 g' ~3 wGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 S; {1 z' e0 e2 D( _" H2 v( PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', R$ y* s$ o; a$ f, C
MILLIE: I is..
( x# ^ N. N: Q0 O9 u3 k/ j# qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.': t$ C( m4 R5 C2 F, N6 R1 ^
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ]1 H2 {8 r( m8 [- i0 a
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# j3 p) z7 c' d( @- H& XTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?6 i- I$ U. \; w) o, f* ?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 6 N, c* a1 {: H7 a( q
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* @& a" K, ^( u& `- o! y3 K! UTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& B. ?. ?$ G6 i$ H
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' R; C: ^" V( ^! O0 Q, h
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6 {, N) B" r( C1 ^ H, I, uTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- K9 l6 L* M" `5 j8 q6 a) zCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) e1 p2 n# o! N! i, X( x
HAROLD: A teacher
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