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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* x( `0 t' t) f9 }; L% z
MARIA: Here it is.
% ?6 `; Y5 T- u5 \3 ETEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 ^: B' N7 V: B! a: nTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ C; a0 _8 _ n7 K( K/ c
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 R$ C1 Q* u/ N+ l
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 _: S( a5 Z9 c y9 r
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# z& N9 k3 ^- N) C. a" m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong% v1 Y$ A0 @" k+ A) B. c
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 b6 r" b7 g, O% Z( {% v W
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ O) u& X" k% K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
' \6 O/ F. K& B3 {/ z& TTEACHER: What are you talking about?. p1 i) E2 l1 Y, ?! }/ s1 C
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 r4 f9 q0 [! v5 Z8 ` I
WINNIE: Me!
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, s, X9 [+ ]$ C$ MTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' x& u3 I9 j6 m8 G# ^5 GGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ `6 S: S0 R5 p9 q1 m
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1 F+ i: U1 J7 V0 Y' B& WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 f ~) p/ c8 |2 y! ]$ A" Y2 U; E
MILLIE: I is..3 W; X5 Z* C3 p4 [# O. }, ]- N
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'; C/ J" e' j/ f9 \% Y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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2 B3 B0 k+ p4 i9 H; c* i# ^4 `TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' ^7 P9 s8 T1 `( t5 b1 o
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + r) F% u$ R! t8 e
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% F/ h7 @- V' j4 \: B+ NTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ d/ @) h! z/ e! q$ T! ?6 _SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* h% J& H" I% d5 h0 G& ]
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* v$ f# w% Y) @
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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+ i8 b6 `6 P4 c- mTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( I6 B$ U% L6 Q. |HAROLD: A teacher
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