Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: S) U$ N3 Q7 D# F. H+ _1 VMARIA:       Here it is.
+ b( y% p, I9 S& ?- u+ kTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
1 k) }! q& y, ^* e) sCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 z; ^# p. d0 h0 z5 TTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
  a8 v5 x% |, @- zGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
# e3 e# a, t) j1 CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, J) h; c1 G4 I& @4 ?' e/ ], ^TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- Y0 c1 m* {, {6 \. vTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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+ y1 E( x; t6 zTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& \2 ]$ v3 u3 p9 R1 y. P1 C. U$ EMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 r4 [7 L2 T) i8 l  s' xMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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1 U5 t0 z5 L) ^3 \. O1 P$ W6 ITEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ i6 F1 [) \% D8 J; v" ?! P: STEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)