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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; p, o9 ?0 f0 q8 k4 k/ {7 V4 H# X& aMARIA:       Here it is." G! \5 n+ E& z0 o* r- s& M
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
! ?) c4 n) ?. c7 U7 O/ kCLASS:        Maria.
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9 F+ D( H  g0 _TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 H) h: R5 C0 p" T# {
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.% H" C+ |9 ?( n- @# [0 W% {5 @
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+ d" D0 ~! z" m: OTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 d8 L. J* t2 Q; F
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* j8 {: I2 e. p: {% q0 X" ATEACHER:  No, that's wrong% H) Z- n5 a8 h
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ K4 |5 p3 l5 v% S; ^. W1 ~$ G) hDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
! K3 y) {! p0 G4 G, C0 ]" M0 Q5 QTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
2 g/ [4 A0 u( EDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, r/ I$ H  h* I' PTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 ?. T  T" c7 g, K: t8 p% YWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?2 ^: t& h9 k% `0 R) i
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- n! x2 _% |' Y6 |  o2 y5 LTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" J/ D7 ~* H* F* V1 {MILLIE:          I is.., v$ n0 @# E1 ]+ z3 t
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 }0 O: G) C6 ^) t6 o  I
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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$ Q9 z6 M' w2 `' Z: eTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ w! J. N  \4 }& m+ }4 ~! w
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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  N. x# M. S& oTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  P5 X* e4 M5 Y! B1 H- b: n+ A4 KSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! ]" r4 w; V) y; b: D: w3 |
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% V! c; J% F3 i& A' ]0 qTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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( @+ ^; }6 _/ q1 z" BTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 w( ?, t! b, z/ LHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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