Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
! L7 z) \3 a6 Z9 R7 MTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; m1 _2 J5 A/ U' ~* |% NJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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: J3 k& j! t* `8 J" ~TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, H- x% B( z1 m! x+ \' ]6 y& ?8 nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
) n( U; n( v- OTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
! l- {. i$ ^( ?* F, @# M" K  tDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' Z" E3 [, d0 I( l4 OWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( t2 [3 w% C( o: ^$ QGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 Z# a6 e; V" f( w' OMILLIE:          I is..
) A! _" h) ^" A3 STEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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6 d% [) G8 v# pTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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. _* h& _) e9 T7 F- STEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; X3 q2 Q$ H( T: M. v0 O' XHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)