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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
' }3 `  y( R1 A1 zMARIA:       Here it is." Q9 {; E# F" o
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% _2 v8 R( R% \
CLASS:        Maria.. N4 T: M, ~0 F- M% v: l( K$ K
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+ ^) O" S; r: L% x3 uTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* |/ v: i% o0 p6 n- PJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% W8 b) l" e7 G" eGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; z4 S; T2 F, j* g, T8 `5 d
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong: E& n% l. t9 P; B+ Y
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 z$ j/ Z4 T% l. T5 U6 ~8 r
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 ~$ j  t0 b! z& P- m' VDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.. l$ b: K$ Y* L+ t# L5 W
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?- C9 ^7 Y+ a/ e7 G' z
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 U; M4 K/ n  Z+ D2 W
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- {5 j8 G  X+ _2 q: m% W6 xTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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  ~& e! C& [$ c" T  J/ B! l# PTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 p9 h9 \! Q# {! k' L) L" k8 a4 O
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 q5 g3 m- W  x5 K: JTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( x. I4 p, J/ i- iMILLIE:          I is..
/ M2 l5 G: y* R6 s7 T/ h& F% STEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ J* ?) |/ ^0 U: _7 ~& Y
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     9 p% D) c- {- h' [

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: V4 ^* Q' v- N! vTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, `( ^5 x8 `2 [7 |+ S4 P" R3 {
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   1 A, N2 F) o- q/ s: T! _  y
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% V9 j& Z+ l$ y7 Z# x, g! {4 {! Q! |TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ J- Q1 Y7 A! E" ~8 G  y( i2 G# N
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" k9 T  E& N$ j/ E5 Z  |9 _TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) {( C6 p# j+ m. A! fCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.1 y: l0 l) D, j4 B7 b8 z0 p. v
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, p" @" \% Q# t& d2 h3 y* ~TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( N8 S" ~; s+ b) F- b& n
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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