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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 I" g3 O: S, I2 nMARIA: Here it is.4 ~9 t& U: `! r+ t$ {
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ L7 t" {. ]& Q7 q+ Z9 K% R
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ c1 A; N9 k1 j" h8 tTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 n5 m: D5 J( F: f- _ x
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; e6 Q0 h% u3 M; |6 h( s5 c) S. ?TEACHER: No, that's wrong H4 e0 [& E2 Q K, _
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( p0 c9 g @, c- x0 \3 N
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: C+ h7 E8 P5 c+ a' kTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 I! t/ l/ b. d! kDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
: F% P }' T& l8 ?2 d" q- S; X% vTEACHER: What are you talking about?1 Z h6 K: y! }, u
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.2 o5 q% z0 q; @" _* Y5 A. {8 T
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.* {1 O: a4 f1 k' s, Z
WINNIE: Me!: j, A7 I8 D1 V# H. ^, F, z% i
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9 G" w% c' u) f8 ~TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 {+ M1 B. M& B0 AGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. T" n6 e- `4 I. B
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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( j0 c" W8 Q- C) O) ^. {6 d" VTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 O& W+ `& l X! [' _8 J( k
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 l, E Q, c6 V0 w+ x
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; d6 z" T% i& K0 A. `% ATEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ F0 J( R0 l4 w1 Q6 DLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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K7 V; @: \2 h5 T" ]: rTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 Y. Z2 A+ h4 c4 p& ]/ F. ^SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 I* G, V" f1 O9 D9 R/ VTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 E, v6 d4 a1 P: y% z8 t. ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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]$ K$ A, b9 b* h6 b, OTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% ]# H" W1 O9 @' fHAROLD: A teacher
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