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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( A% z1 [' c/ ?; s7 S. W& m' q
MARIA: Here it is.# G7 m% f: J; e. E
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) n' `4 E! J: v( Z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." [4 J5 p& ]7 z. X8 o
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, b/ b+ V) b* u9 m. r& N3 [TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& t, P- B/ [, n% c# @" T9 bGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* N" Q |' s9 F; l# |* x
TEACHER: No, that's wrong6 s+ Y& L# c6 ~! h1 R+ q
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 s1 X3 Z: x* R" CTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 }2 Y( i3 \% O5 [DONALD: H I J K L M N O., h. Z: p8 n; y; I1 i$ P
TEACHER: What are you talking about?% d* {/ l! X/ \6 `/ v ~/ Q; f% {
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 ~) o+ {- i" ETEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. | C5 p7 ]! c% [, Q; y9 H
WINNIE: Me!) y3 b4 ]/ s4 d: X5 p
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: G3 T# ^" N7 L; ~* i' uTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ B* U p \+ j' d4 u0 AGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 Z" Z0 g1 h- W1 B* mTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- D6 f# u9 a- x7 B; cMILLIE: I is..
3 i. g- Z, A$ D7 E+ o1 dTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ Y' z3 K6 t0 k4 B% w# wMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - i: c7 s' C9 w/ B# ?
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+ F( a3 `: X" K, N" K9 @TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" `3 k$ Z) n2 y; s$ T( Y9 m' W/ T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ r( q0 R1 A, M! V. `9 TTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ r# e8 M. B; A( [- c4 lSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* N: w, U5 r$ e0 I/ A: I; Q$ A5 [, eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 R9 b4 A% u: V# Q
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ K V& b2 q- B( s
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 m* M8 G( r8 ?2 j: W6 O7 D
HAROLD: A teacher
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