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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) [2 Y# O# l/ n: N# l
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* e5 B6 B2 q0 g& u: c2 X
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 ], M0 W N1 o! T) p# mGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" a1 Z0 f' y& r3 ~/ jTEACHER: No, that's wrong& \/ b+ m/ ?1 V" {
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., s% k/ u+ A; o
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( g: k3 q9 Y, S, f! k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 C, [( r7 l: m
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
/ m) ~9 p% a3 s$ k4 N: I5 }DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 c/ F H9 Y6 O3 aTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.( q' s5 Z( Z+ n! u' Y+ O7 \
WINNIE: Me!+ v; ]: r p+ i3 P! g
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 a0 G2 i7 r* a* c
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ B' |; M6 s3 q& N! u; tTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( y- ?% F4 ~- [; D9 o
MILLIE: I is..
# ?9 x. ]: l1 R( x. s mTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ g* M2 s$ S {9 U. uMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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3 a4 z# @: P, w7 h" V1 }TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* }0 d1 V# @( ?1 b# {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 z$ W0 O |+ ^2 [4 ?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ T: ~3 n" e( x( _& U u0 B
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ p6 [0 i3 Y# {8 M
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ _4 }' ^& a* ]8 K4 x I. A
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ T/ \+ f7 y, B/ j7 R
HAROLD: A teacher ( \" N' Z. \! W. Q* q
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