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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 O/ Q& q3 q. r! J7 k
MARIA: Here it is.
/ A7 C. f0 P! k) _0 H/ j6 `TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ j2 b) V2 X4 z, NCLASS: Maria.
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6 u9 n" R- [0 d0 RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 i! M2 _8 O" p9 `( S' L1 b5 VJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' W0 {. f- o* d5 b3 ]+ p7 z! XTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ b$ K, [ {- l* HGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 X% c8 G1 I2 S9 x+ tTEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 _! e# N, g' c w+ U0 y# B; u; SGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 T, @( ~5 ]- T' p; MTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, K$ p/ T3 ^- o# rDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
/ i# F+ e7 _; S6 Q! r# C _TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" H; m+ O# W1 |4 X, [/ [- ]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* h6 H" S/ s' G6 u* J* o
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 H7 x* U3 q6 h
WINNIE: Me!7 J; l5 |2 @# w; r7 |1 x. O
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 P7 w# x0 \0 b# JGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- S4 N. y4 I4 b( v+ G
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; X4 g6 _6 G# @" X# T; I% G; K+ Z, f$ ~
MILLIE: I is..
3 j$ } y: H6 F4 r' F! @ QTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 ?8 Y/ ?/ s2 S" A
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" o/ @* S# O; M3 f5 q; l) PTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 ~+ C/ m$ z" d- U1 h
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 [- X I% b1 S k. N$ }
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9 t: C7 O2 z! o' F8 H, K- m6 VTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. a$ ]' a. n. n4 F5 `3 c0 Z, R) TSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.& b( v9 }( E6 _' Q2 Z5 D
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{- _7 ]9 m9 S/ { s+ nTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ h# Z5 ?8 c$ _1 O) V3 O+ B6 i5 k
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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* b( {) v% X: L- cTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ _" u' `' k5 e3 P
HAROLD: A teacher
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