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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .; r' Q8 C6 ^5 M% h; h
MARIA: Here it is.
; q" B$ g5 P% M6 MTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?2 l7 @& }3 M( C
CLASS: Maria.
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5 s- I3 c9 _" `' e4 xTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 O; r% e6 j. K' a1 M& R# BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 N# F4 L, f1 V% ]; `% e( f8 PTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 k0 J8 h, T x# T3 u: ^; M( u5 MGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 u7 F+ ]+ @4 V9 M+ s0 Q# U
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. W9 }2 Z( r, Q! J& H5 h; XGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% L7 ~" C9 h5 @+ f( w! z2 ?, y
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 x+ [4 v: w& VDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 w% M. `1 f, `' T
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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+ p3 z7 B) K# o" F5 YTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 y3 }) t# ?3 e. a$ U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 z5 v7 b9 d0 }, O8 [# x
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ K! K4 ^* p4 \+ qMILLIE: I is..
+ A1 E/ A& ~/ X2 a" z. ^. wTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
# S1 E- r! Q" }! q' I- SMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: ?, j* q+ ]$ S9 A P f5 X( R
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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4 b: v8 k) m8 KTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" ^6 y! ^2 d% r/ \: I' u4 d% \
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 j1 l; w/ E% ?' pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% C0 }* K9 T. d" s, }( u/ `' s
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., r8 G. L& s& ?" ]
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. N0 \$ d) g! ~) O0 Q" h" o4 o, @
HAROLD: A teacher ( ]0 C! S4 H. r' F( ~
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