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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ r# g1 r' f( h! W. u
MARIA: Here it is.
i3 D, h% q* s7 @ S: iTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
^0 t( I+ E8 L- B5 d, ~$ Z% QJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# X+ ]3 Z4 L; g) ]TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' b; L* P7 S/ P2 a
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 e$ f% z8 G! q- M$ \/ ?- U
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* `* h% J3 t1 X+ y1 x* q. y7 e3 T
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 z" t; T; C, PTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 @% V# |# D1 RDONALD: H I J K L M N O.; z/ h* ^0 v8 k
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
' z% S: v1 h+ SDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- f$ U* t) z9 U# ~1 j
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1 r+ J: [# m3 i4 k+ oTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& I8 R+ r" _" B: |( J
WINNIE: Me!% [+ L) s% R% a: F+ Y9 S
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 P) U' o) ^. j9 u h: _$ F+ M7 N
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 ]. \. p% f ]1 u
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" c3 _4 t' i/ g% F7 E3 LTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; p; C. ^* H" n# L
MILLIE: I is..
6 N: g* s! m7 i4 |. r# W7 iTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 b k2 b/ \( J" w
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 ^, E' s( M9 j5 I
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! n5 v5 d- x5 e, b. S: p2 c+ kTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ Y, l; M8 u' r. F2 q% r$ J9 ~
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, V4 Y1 g" y3 R4 XTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) a$ {' Y* w2 R4 W1 H' wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 E% M: d8 S0 ]& B8 h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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5 v i0 O7 ^3 j2 \! w1 q9 p7 b3 ATEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, @ a" y( C- J
HAROLD: A teacher ! _8 }. m- R9 ? I, j
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