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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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3 ~3 X& e G3 V5 K. zTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?# G! U8 y I) V6 ]2 B/ y2 H2 [* [# W
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! h( [% u U, Y9 c9 n2 y& U5 w
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 }& O F- P! {, ~TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ z# T) j! t& w
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. J% w* Y; c" O) K( ~
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 S$ ]) } i# I' x! l" f
DONALD: H I J K L M N O." e% }- `8 q6 T- U0 \
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
/ s# G! k" r6 i F4 q# d( }DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. P+ C2 i3 k8 G( K# Y
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( p4 U7 F1 g( ]4 F% R/ MTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.* B% w3 o( Z- f" X3 M5 B/ l
WINNIE: Me!; i8 i0 ]4 r* u' ?( |
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; V4 K" B4 V m J1 R1 ~; |TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 [" W" L( r$ l, G }: Q6 P) w# a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.; y' W" N3 i( [/ J
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 n9 J9 V: D) x9 ?* J( iMILLIE: I is..' A3 s2 s, e. ]0 ?3 J% Z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'( G# ?7 {: T6 q+ D9 d" U9 v
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' , u8 o6 I, d7 S7 Q" i, W
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 H' L% Y" f0 P2 YLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. % e4 Q5 Q2 [/ M* y$ l
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. z9 Y3 |9 D2 J/ b! j4 gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( n; k% ?9 e0 C& Y t
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. v1 e6 `$ z3 j F3 l! B
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 J7 I2 y% @- S2 t0 i: h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- i8 C3 J7 T$ d- y0 HHAROLD: A teacher
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