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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 u0 m" Z/ U+ E' A4 y
MARIA:       Here it is.
) O' _# R! y" R# Y6 A0 ^TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. T6 V; N. ?1 M" j* o
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5 c, }$ M, ?+ @2 `7 zTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 @7 |, l) a. l7 D& wJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables./ n" r" h/ j* l! W  [; O
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% v. o% R/ N7 k! M7 a) }! B4 |/ |TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ k% r7 ~- W; x: W' j. |GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! D+ |+ _/ o+ B7 R6 nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
( N0 A, o" d% F" tGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 [5 j$ X$ j9 \
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
+ r# l" g2 p7 B8 \  C; WTEACHER:  What are you talking about?3 P3 @1 G; B* R( o  \
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.' k( ^/ M: P% ^
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2 Y+ I1 `. e1 v8 W% U" rTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& v- x$ n0 V2 W4 ~/ B8 ^9 I' R7 p
WINNIE:     Me!9 p, B* f# s9 @+ P2 `( q
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# E! K2 v' B2 G! o4 ]* qTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 N" m9 b4 `1 DGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- i8 V) D0 i8 Z+ n3 y, A  T" FMILLIE:          I is..( P8 C+ e- G' o; ?0 {
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. J0 Z2 \, P6 \5 H
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     * [# S3 O: S1 Y) C+ c5 H/ b8 F4 n, D

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 g3 ?. d8 @* z1 dLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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7 [. M- d/ x; ~) w' }/ u2 K) ~7 |0 KTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- k3 O+ E0 M" J/ G# N' pSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 N; S) j: G( U( [1 q& xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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7 @7 f. }% @6 A( U7 E, dTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?9 P+ A" Q7 C& w! J
HAROLD:       A teacher ) }) a9 v3 v" I
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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