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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .( [$ r* Q. A6 x: p4 R$ h
MARIA:       Here it is.
8 T2 K; Q& Q  x+ t0 aTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; S4 t, P9 v# _7 n: \& |- ]
CLASS:        Maria.+ W1 M6 `% Z7 A) Q" U9 `& m
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; U  p6 r) Y2 N: b
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 ?( _$ s2 ~' J( eTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; U$ ^; s/ Z% J% b0 W% M' h4 oGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', X9 k9 L2 r$ @0 [
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
6 v) z  ]2 x' h4 TGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# ~4 z. j2 `6 ^: }+ C9 wTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' L( \( w# Y  s* A3 Z  j) c1 Y
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.( n1 k6 Q9 p0 [8 u
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
& }, @" L6 C$ a! t1 \( j; ZDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 k- M4 w+ |, m7 F5 |
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! v! S/ i6 Y, r7 @0 F' [3 ^WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- x" q. g# @5 p- v- hGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* |1 V# q  W! m# c% V+ qMILLIE:          I is..
' \3 J* A4 G# d& K" z2 w4 i& {* GTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 u7 l8 u9 U5 w
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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0 X6 V( L! M. E; J8 _TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- q8 ~$ q  f" Q6 `& ]
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   2 U8 P2 K) C5 D) e: f
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 ^! f2 x4 k* U( P1 n5 v$ [) c6 PSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ X8 t  Q: d! c8 C$ y0 }TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 J5 `2 a  P  _) V/ Q: |CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.) q! g% {; h( O8 S2 E: j6 k
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+ i+ L4 k! g  S$ @: G+ U% bTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 ^( F6 p; f5 z% U4 U
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol......../ H9 Y( ?; v1 H' [6 V0 @
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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