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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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7 J. p7 A, v. M* [8 V/ n* ZTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! ^. v2 U$ [5 ~, w5 rJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., N* t* D- z3 a% b' k5 f
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', [ C" o% @0 u
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 P$ k! g: a, b7 e: i. `
TEACHER: No, that's wrong ?1 a s( T) e+ P1 I: G
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ e9 K( N* P- S& Y8 V% s$ N, \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 Q$ a8 J) E# K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
( p% ~6 i5 C D! N. w, K- BTEACHER: What are you talking about?4 e& H; A. o# Y9 D7 T4 K c, A1 F
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.9 S8 O$ v3 E f/ L, v
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 t+ d- o: T5 b0 z; S& l9 ]: Q
WINNIE: Me!
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5 b0 I- _6 S; mTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 D+ e4 d: s' g6 BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* U" Z. S6 l" Z& D7 t$ a% z6 _9 L/ W
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, @8 V, @6 @% T, V% n- ]) \ ZTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ L* w/ l' b: d- |
MILLIE: I is..
: x" C6 R! C" l0 j r( Q2 {* DTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.': M) S& F* |% U( r
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : {# c i' U2 u7 {& M3 Z( n
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: U ^! x2 y3 V' F
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ `3 P% i8 G8 y+ d; p$ Y' dSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& j) l/ C# K8 X
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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; T: J1 q$ u# cTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 J c C* }6 L4 Z% ~HAROLD: A teacher ! ^ I& m P. }0 q8 {
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