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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 a! a) @# w0 j1 OMARIA:       Here it is.
/ c* J# U+ O, Q7 [* i- ?" Q, UTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
# m' c# k% o1 u. q. oCLASS:        Maria.# F+ A- ^# _! v5 I5 C) A% C% ]
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" R" K% e+ X4 `1 h) o" N4 a4 {JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.4 c# B' e6 U* T4 q) ]
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" R/ }$ @  ]& g5 Q
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' h7 W# u' R' s2 w
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong8 I/ P. v" F6 H
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 |1 z5 H0 P# t0 l
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: y$ q$ i' ~) e
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.+ F6 \  s! W* m% Z% n9 t
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?/ _9 p! z2 G/ R" x$ {! E7 Z
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 _* m% s: l% @
WINNIE:     Me!
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1 o" W! O2 G3 NTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! x, n, W3 _% o3 y% d' ~& DGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 d9 S7 ]8 Y$ @5 \* Z! v5 q
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 l, _. X. I% F
MILLIE:          I is..5 W, a( g/ j% P3 |5 C: y
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ O: x: m3 Z+ }# ^1 T/ {
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) E4 d# \$ y' O# T. s6 d0 ^LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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$ R7 [& s# P! h5 ^+ c& s$ h) `TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 j/ m( [1 Y( W
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ y4 o9 i1 U9 @) w, }
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! U5 y5 w' U" XTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! m6 C" |2 |% ~3 P/ Y0 ^# j& s' z! t
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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3 A. y" M: O, f# K3 T+ dTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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