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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' R6 V! p) U. e* M( p/ [1 gCLASS: Maria.
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' L" G" d L5 r! C; ~+ @2 mTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 H o0 S1 Y! FJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.+ t& q! @3 @% G; _
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 Q# f5 t7 B5 `% F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 }' M# Y6 Y: W& b6 A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong. M; L+ y' N% l- S, Z9 d- `& e9 L
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* A0 \8 e1 H, dTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 E E% M. c) }0 |% d, D. x0 pDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* T+ d9 l/ b0 @! z5 ITEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 g1 W5 q( T( ~" Q0 U% e: uDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. L) a$ y! K" g8 T8 S
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ S+ Q. l' q9 W( H( N. g
WINNIE: Me!: B% B( p8 [* j$ ^! }( M
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% d! S( h6 E" ^, [' q, z* _/ G& qGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ e# I n$ H/ n7 g3 `1 }8 o
MILLIE: I is.. L5 N0 X1 S5 o
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) C1 ?' K3 Z0 Y7 k6 `/ jMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / o8 i) O/ Y5 {, B9 }" t
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? U2 ~5 ~& s. ?- E5 M4 F1 O* E
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ y& `+ E9 @% e+ j' {7 WTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 V7 G4 m2 s' ~- |" dSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 R8 @4 u7 d) f/ [
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& J6 D" Y! s; p# v* Y, uTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. t$ @ T0 _7 [1 v
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' l. o( O/ C; s2 ^, Y
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8 J- l# l& n/ {2 RTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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