Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ e3 W7 O5 G* k5 C; D5 ZMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' Z$ J; [. d" b, k4 e5 cCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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* W: n* c. b% ?( u$ M3 YTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 L! Q% Q" v1 C1 l. o: {) BGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 [) C/ d, B8 w4 yTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" m, y: F; v6 \5 t) \$ s0 o7 m' ATEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 [5 _9 c! A' ZDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 ~1 h' C1 i/ X! b" T, VTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 K# x0 I* p' I- ]$ UWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ D& r, o: G. YGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( `% C* N' M$ l( q: a5 @MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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" p, b3 a3 J2 q; OTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 d& P0 s  @3 q: d8 M! aLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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/ ?2 W- H* Y5 V( h6 oTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# q) B: [7 l; ^" ]: mCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)