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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
N6 j; O) X+ x2 jCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ t: [' E% e, H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 y. d$ I3 c1 F
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: T) g$ C! C) ]7 u% \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% H1 D( ?/ V) N4 K& Z) WGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. ~) M6 ~4 h/ rTEACHER: No, that's wrong
+ c1 O1 x9 I/ _5 J: F mGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# j9 ^0 k9 n, J) Y
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?% m4 Q0 F* Q' Q( R. v* Q0 ?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 H- c, w: g' J5 ]. G6 {
TEACHER: What are you talking about?" I: |: m) n( e! A5 s$ R6 o
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 u' L# g. o2 H& O
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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: J! ?! S/ b; h$ O( c% l! ]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?5 r% s! @2 Y& D) P1 M) |
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 k; N+ S3 o4 C: D4 A" L1 d
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+ ^# m5 {3 d8 o" `TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 l* B; f4 P/ g0 S) G0 o& S
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* ]. [4 c/ e" xMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 _: w& f6 _3 \% A/ i6 S! m
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* h4 N f$ ^1 B! b: G- c" R
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, ~$ |+ S! X9 H. D: h: J# l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., q6 h3 ?3 {) x+ h( b: J
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$ `" u" t4 F3 e! B$ X; XTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 \' J/ X- [% i7 I1 w* m
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ ^) M5 ]( b" s8 }6 w% B
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" k1 i' s1 }" f6 f4 oHAROLD: A teacher ! z3 y2 D2 O' G4 ?( Y& v/ q
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