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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., Q, p- P: u0 V* G( m0 d
MARIA: Here it is.3 ?( v$ D% q, i* u* {
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?' G1 g( G8 ] C1 T n: V, Z
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6 S0 c9 B7 O/ k, T' q/ p6 _TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; l" A( ^, \+ j( _! |6 FJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 b: r' Y- v5 p' P$ N, s, VTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 W( v% y6 ~5 Z a" OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" R. a5 c I4 U9 rTEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 f7 Z2 `# x4 n+ w; f3 t6 iGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. a% E8 t- K; [$ i9 D( Z- f3 [; A# F
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' e1 F/ c0 C8 H0 J1 n8 m. ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- x) \1 a8 [* ~8 M0 [
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
$ S+ `% _" n$ g, X) |TEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ \9 B; b0 N7 s6 H/ F% jDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 Q: u8 _8 s0 E7 H( L) C& Y
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 U' ?9 u5 J6 o/ Q' R
WINNIE: Me!
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* P- X0 J# D. C" h- `5 ?8 ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. u( D; @9 n- L' nGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'$ J: x! L4 \+ Y# h
MILLIE: I is.." F( t1 o. y0 ?" S7 X% A
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 X' w3 M$ I# N! J7 t
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & g" K2 s! L/ j/ u3 {- s9 r- k
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% ?8 Z3 S- Q% T* F5 qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ H' A0 ~! u! ^% mSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 w7 Q3 V. F: G/ e
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. ^9 e# b, H) E9 N/ E# n! uTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- X6 _9 R: G$ x$ ~ p
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 a" [) X' @" C& D
HAROLD: A teacher 5 o+ F* F) g7 K: I8 S/ n
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