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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 r. a' W6 n Y) H, e
MARIA: Here it is.' f8 t, F& f7 h! M" h- }
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?4 e" N" N* h# E% l
CLASS: Maria.
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& h7 `7 k" J i) r) w) b5 [; vTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 U, [8 C2 j8 x' ]JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
1 ~' Q9 h2 p% X% j# |GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# D4 ^3 K! r8 gTEACHER: No, that's wrong
( M3 [ j5 T' s+ zGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.3 i5 e; J, m1 `, b3 o# m* i- Y
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) R- V1 R1 S$ D% y' N4 U
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 w" r9 X- y5 S2 NTEACHER: What are you talking about?/ N/ y# M! _. P' R6 ]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, m( \$ K8 G0 C# n( qWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ k' O( O. a# F4 ^" P; e& k" QGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 E0 v5 G8 P Q% e8 oMILLIE: I is..
; Z2 B* }0 y9 I/ i# r1 oTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. F$ p' S$ t9 b1 |, _: x
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' \0 l, k( }7 D! p7 g
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/ w# P% R9 M5 H5 f( p: X) H/ VTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" ?* ^8 Q. V |! }' L" O, w
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ V8 M5 M$ l X# T1 q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?' |6 J$ U+ w1 }" _- Y5 A# L. `9 S! ^
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., M# q+ C6 U* D ~/ \. G
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2 S( Y) L, @! _* |1 R6 N8 C" v, HTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, I- L v/ k0 [+ u- l1 a
HAROLD: A teacher 6 P: F5 e3 `) e; _/ g# o$ [
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