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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" g" S, n5 f; }0 T, IMARIA:       Here it is.
6 m. }0 r- ?5 M: v) x2 MTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) L/ R% X  A% s$ f& n. `
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  [- Q+ Y7 b+ z, F& xTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ n, e2 D: k/ d% I3 X3 |* T0 b7 TJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables." d9 J$ `; F& c
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1 P+ U, f9 y' k! J, F, X  j. ITEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 H+ {$ k+ ]/ `5 j, A: ?GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: W  i4 k5 N  a( K: mTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
+ I2 z' m' Y+ [* \- WGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: W2 @) ?2 F8 T" J' {
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?, J! c& b0 a- g% ~% J
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.2 S# C' E6 n/ _, H( E5 E
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
5 h' N' M" D' X4 O0 X) I2 YDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 F. v1 |' C: A# B) FWINNIE:     Me!6 {  J: r, k* P" y
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2 @1 e0 C$ |/ |# z9 C+ u# ZTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 @( t1 j9 C3 _GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." x* C. i( t& J2 a- ~
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7 V. V& D3 U1 H( P) bTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 B) \! J$ j2 Z0 X0 w2 |' G$ ~MILLIE:          I is... Y+ `# Z+ F( N; N
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! Z' }, p! p' K6 v# E+ N% P" CMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ _2 H5 i" K/ ^
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   / ], j( v  m5 H. k* t- A* ]2 t
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 M- E  q6 r1 r. c$ j
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ Q5 B3 U+ V! h6 |1 S( I
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 @3 J- c" Y! fCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.# B, h! y6 F2 U- H
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7 L. k( L* I" Z- bTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& H6 U7 Q2 R) C9 x: C6 g
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........8 h$ F* A1 s: ~) l% `
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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