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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% ^) s' m( R/ g& f6 Z6 q2 M9 l& w
CLASS: Maria.
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/ `2 p0 o( j# cTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' O U, x" b) G7 M h( JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% }2 _5 H' y, y9 M) Q
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* [. s( a* [ t3 v+ _( _
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 V# Z) n% J( JTEACHER: No, that's wrong& I; `! q8 Y( E# Q2 p
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ M, E! ]4 @& Z/ n7 S+ C! Q/ f
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) [1 ^' h' x( R3 `/ V
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, w/ l8 i) _" g. m) C6 [TEACHER: What are you talking about?" X; C. P# V' p, E& p& N/ G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 l" O9 C4 z# B# |3 v* w3 I5 vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 E# v9 u7 \7 i
WINNIE: Me!
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7 ^1 v, c( g2 a$ {TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" [; ?. C& w6 t! E( PGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.; J% Q& v, G* h
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', `' W- A- y, \( D9 J r, Z
MILLIE: I is..
, G# P' T5 d5 H% xTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* x- c: V. E3 \2 c- t1 W# h/ yMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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- y5 n* {6 g7 q) jTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 `0 a9 N8 x, O8 f, j+ T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! J( ~# I$ s0 Y
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 \. V1 v! [* p8 c! z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 I( r; p2 o+ M2 o* N' S
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$ W( n: P- ]( R$ b1 B; MTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, m& n- L2 ?4 a5 s1 P; ?% M
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! V( y" I( N1 Y2 x$ T
HAROLD: A teacher : K% p2 ~/ G7 k
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