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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .0 b- C" u5 O' I
MARIA: Here it is.
. _: m1 T' k6 qTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* j& d, o3 U' z/ p L3 }
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* ^! X/ V6 t- G2 C& JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
' B4 Z3 z: R) BGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 Y0 W! Q; v8 Y0 p8 B; XTEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 g a! ]1 g' y# l7 Q/ D; kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) Y5 e' H6 b% ?3 G/ g3 [+ ^
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 l+ K( S" t% mDONALD: H I J K L M N O.* {0 @8 R- \7 r! n+ X! H
TEACHER: What are you talking about?. s7 \. Y9 Z' X6 b) I
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: j, m' o* m5 H3 t8 `WINNIE: Me!) M: Q( u' Z' y' R: u( D0 i$ f+ z, ~
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, E- _) w8 u8 x( K0 [3 |2 ?0 p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 O5 ^! c3 `7 p* w7 B! Y, k
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! T6 s) W" C6 h% M2 R8 F9 PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) Z. D6 L6 ~. X. v0 lMILLIE: I is..; \, O( [0 J/ l1 H' d2 M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 x3 A: ^* I4 ?! b9 n
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, f$ \" g2 z& E: C1 J/ i, X- N
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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A! `- m! I, e5 ~ t! h# YTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, F6 Q/ W8 h2 a5 s8 R: p7 {8 ~% RSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# M9 E6 N/ l4 g X, Z) [
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& t: l5 Z! `& X3 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ r4 ^% t4 v |$ {. r
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 C/ [! _- Z" c6 n1 h; l) {2 W# l
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! J0 y' _. Q/ I/ A p- z- K
HAROLD: A teacher % M* G5 A1 A- ]! H
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