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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' z: u, H, T2 P- }( Y, p# v( I/ RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 u5 P& [* X( i U# k" G3 p+ g
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& d7 w+ A+ t* R/ q- J
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% d, c$ m! M4 f4 _" STEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; E8 [0 M7 H2 v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; K0 N9 [* K$ Z5 ]( P+ `2 m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 g7 N, s6 A3 Y8 l" v/ BGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; |% h, F+ W; A8 J PDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
+ {: W# @9 S! d4 e% FTEACHER: What are you talking about?0 f2 y) i0 B# Z% C4 @) c" Q
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 T p6 y X$ Z/ T0 k
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 _( _+ k `, E: C3 ~" V& V' `- Q" l
WINNIE: Me!
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, u3 Q" V& Z u; i, |: j, d& jTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?# n- D3 @$ V' V8 e8 K6 f" M
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ F& f* ]) B7 f1 I. n2 z
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, z* }/ \4 q5 t3 P6 X# xTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ \" g" K' A+ u+ L, t9 D! tMILLIE: I is..
1 |. J7 [, w# n! t$ [TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 N4 G9 q4 M5 y, b7 K( NMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' $ U/ P. ~7 T R0 \. S+ g$ ?- @* _
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) O/ `+ ^& f" Q3 }- ]8 z; RTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 _. L0 N4 l# p4 Z" P* R: vLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; ]9 s0 H7 s5 P. x
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ }) i1 m% l. q# n; u
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ H3 t1 |2 z5 n f- Q
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; @+ n) A2 ~9 O
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; J+ d$ o0 c8 P1 q0 S
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5 n+ [; @7 b7 j: y U. D! Q7 LTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% f4 T! i. x5 G5 I9 C- e0 {HAROLD: A teacher
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