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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) \- e& l+ ?$ h
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& \! T3 s+ b5 h. b- H9 v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 U; t# l/ C5 l/ s: g3 ^, F
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. T/ R* g- Y7 o1 M. ~/ _/ qGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 e+ O. g- |: O& [) T2 M& s3 U
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6 U' e9 q" Z! G7 b& @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 h: e/ _1 D: ZDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
' [! A+ ^) Y* t: RTEACHER: What are you talking about?
/ X/ V( x- `) E: p9 w0 e; \DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* k+ Z# H8 i4 p! y& Q5 Y3 ^- T, x9 h$ V
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4 ?! g" K* O( MTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 q8 M7 s0 l* t& Y3 KWINNIE: Me!
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R0 Q2 z1 c5 H$ ^8 w# _; e+ yTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ [, P0 f o. H: p8 [: j+ `GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
' F J& E f% V' u h% f5 nMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ! e* e5 q, t. `& [9 C
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' ] x v: H) a& d0 t, }TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: I4 f u+ w r% w8 J( p
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) M V. D% T; D9 H2 d7 h
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1 w4 i0 A9 \. v& B7 RTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 \* c/ Q% X; A
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) B) m* ~1 e: R6 ~+ B
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2 J+ e* T, z& Q" K; h. yTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; P+ [+ [0 l Y- ^CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ U: q( n, D- X/ b2 z" N
HAROLD: A teacher
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