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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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% [5 H& v3 x/ DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ a: y7 j9 @4 V( r7 c% @% A
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- ^# P' m: v+ D0 yTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) j$ y1 }: w# E( Z! iJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% \( N, |2 U5 c) G
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': J' r6 x9 p! |4 a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 \( B' p E" JGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." a' X1 i. ]1 k, L2 L5 @7 x
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) J" z C) w4 u- Z) fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 W3 T O# n) a) `' ATEACHER: What are you talking about?
& z$ E* |! X$ L6 s- n" XDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.2 P. _* ]- C5 s& X5 Y$ z
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 ?0 y4 {0 W: H" X( O! B6 DWINNIE: Me!
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1 j; A2 A3 q. A+ f Q d9 FTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! T( `& d' e: f8 Z+ `. t
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ Y$ h! D3 [4 \0 ?; [9 I
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* Y% w9 J5 s. T, _TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 v) B# q4 B$ }* Y* ~
MILLIE: I is..
( j8 @% i, @, X( Y; N2 X: u! h( F! XTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'- K1 Z3 q" q0 h' r
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 {8 k8 F2 A0 \( R4 k7 [
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0 O% r: f+ d- c& t8 O0 @TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 M/ v) ]* s- E' C6 I6 A& f7 G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. / d- O: D# i7 T( l+ ]2 E
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/ e- S% A/ T; T1 eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 D. z4 y j4 w2 \$ i7 dSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& D" S, J% j3 I0 dTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 {% Y* @% V2 G
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ E U" x7 D( K5 m9 y8 g9 T
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 S2 c$ k7 a& k' ^9 qHAROLD: A teacher 3 h' F" K0 v1 r; |7 n
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