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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ Y" a8 n. j# N6 ?. V0 vMARIA: Here it is.
9 }/ w: W* g2 N: G, l sTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, a, p, u" V; D# k& b" H
CLASS: Maria.
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7 I+ H7 `5 o, B" V! W% HTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" }3 y$ B# w# L) WJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. L* A& \6 Q8 n8 X. O) D8 u5 q7 p# OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, |4 _0 R* w2 v9 [2 ]. H# _TEACHER: No, that's wrong
: ]/ O# ^/ ^% P6 Y vGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
. D2 y7 h$ c5 \8 q5 f, R% ^' T, v% a4 sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) n% d5 a$ p: s" s \
WINNIE: Me!
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3 ^9 P. _, N3 @/ rTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! d' v& L. y7 g: P9 F" G0 c
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& z% f3 l8 @8 Z" j& K2 ITEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' C% i" ]( U, h0 ?/ t+ rMILLIE: I is..0 ?& c; {; W. X% Q+ f1 [
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ D% d" I7 e# X7 q* f5 _# g
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" P" k9 {9 m" ]5 d' G* HTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# @4 k Z7 j2 e5 cLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. - ~( `0 h1 w7 j3 k* I) B, a
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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0 i% V# f" z4 z0 ?! B$ Z1 LTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 B2 z: W6 R0 Y9 J' t( z
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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3 Q' U- s, l- u' gTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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