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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 h* j! b8 e2 ^( A
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 s' M/ N/ c$ n; P4 F
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% a$ c# J6 R3 j& z" ~' e" x( E5 {
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% i& U. c! r' n% P8 eTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, |6 {, f1 t! Q# d& m. zGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! ?) V9 v- K. q/ vTEACHER: No, that's wrong
6 W1 l% u( _9 l# g; wGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& b/ U+ X0 ]6 `3 aTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ g/ U) n) K, Y$ c% |DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
) \5 i ?3 C B9 Y: jTEACHER: What are you talking about?& e0 Z2 D9 |: [, U
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& Z6 q5 B0 z' d) w! t% {
WINNIE: Me!# _! a9 e' P5 F% Y" v$ @' ]
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: |5 L. J; j3 z- {TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! p% |$ G9 m( \1 F) q3 yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ m8 o8 T" J* F# m5 s- N, pMILLIE: I is..
# K3 L6 t2 @: y/ @: R3 \TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- H% Z9 S+ L. C+ B9 {1 D9 C8 HMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ; L5 s1 v$ C" }: O9 S- ^
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1 ]* m/ p. k5 S4 YTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 C% \1 G; D: k4 q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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( \+ ]" P; P" {2 c F, K" VTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) j; k6 g6 ^- K" gSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 G5 [2 Z5 Y* T2 JTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ T9 a5 _8 s# q: ?8 R5 \3 `* |
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.0 K2 [; x4 \* r5 q# H0 E0 A' A
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# ]+ R- E# C; T: H* F, W7 sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, }; R7 f" \9 x" a5 qHAROLD: A teacher
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