 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .0 M$ [/ u$ R" s0 o) i
MARIA: Here it is.
/ B# V0 A, m: uTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 B/ |, F7 U/ o
CLASS: Maria.
( X! a3 J2 z( d____________________________________
* r) a+ h; ^; t# p : W6 W- a. h/ ~
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ r: [$ S; P$ g# iJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
# X" I' ]& S# p1 O; P6 O__________________________________________
5 ]0 Q! x1 C2 H9 l& F: _: \% I" M% M/ f- E }1 r8 D
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; b( h$ j( c# O/ \- ]GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( @5 Q/ I' S% G& q0 U+ p1 ?# uTEACHER: No, that's wrong0 ~. Z+ L- ~; Y. [; z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
0 G& R$ d/ }! o" Y________________________________ ____________
7 y1 G3 {8 g: e) ^7 N0 h1 ?. b
5 V! y9 A' f4 O- bTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 Y; p5 u' m, k: t; m2 M r
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.- b" ~- k* K. _8 }
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
% {5 V- L1 {+ e4 V* ]( l& EDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% H$ {1 W4 I0 G8 J( S$ N
__________________________________; d8 W" Z9 \1 p
( e- b- z9 |1 UTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 p# ^. f4 \# q m# q" z% W
WINNIE: Me!
% N6 h, }4 [. e8 I) `__________________________________________. }8 C/ O2 U/ N) T. y7 M
4 Q" X) p/ K4 G: ?9 MTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! e. M* k2 M( WGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
% T4 v) @/ E" Y7 G& f9 d1 P. i_______________________________________- [8 Z* n) D8 Q& o5 C6 ^' ]
; W2 F' N/ _% h7 \* J/ }
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* R0 `/ y4 @/ ?4 T7 v
MILLIE: I is..3 M% t) ]/ f* \9 S) f
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 x4 q$ A L2 Y; `
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
, c9 i/ E$ n9 q7 @; D7 L! h# v
: J( I' U3 W! C1 i- Q5 I_________________________________
9 w* \2 V- ~8 B' T4 v% Z& ]
* f- @( q7 L g+ }2 dTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 T `7 \1 K" t6 [. L0 k/ j4 p
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. % `4 \2 I m+ y. S
_______________ ______ _________________; ]$ J- d' a2 q& }6 N
& l- F4 H; L% R/ e% ~
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% \0 ^3 l* r p" aSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
4 | y' c8 O: M$ A# F% [( p+ x( x_____________________ _________
* y; k# p5 |, J
; U6 v. b5 u0 \! s; b/ m4 z& ]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! H) W8 _& K# i3 ~CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
- o/ G& H( h! f5 o4 y___________________________________+ R2 J9 y: }! e
8 ~ l! z0 h' b* a& I) i" c# ]# V" v3 ETEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 H# X) ~$ e$ l9 W6 ZHAROLD: A teacher
/ \5 W: X2 R" {" j- I% Z: h
6 M j; ~! ]* X% b# u' [! D; R3 \__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
