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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 r) h% V( F+ B( X: w
MARIA:       Here it is.$ }" d; }) Y- R( m: u: A
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) L& v3 B3 r* _$ m; v! g  HJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 p5 X) j. u- L$ Q& l0 A4 A% ~TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ K4 k. M9 N, l, w! T$ e1 s  JGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. ~$ q$ F0 \2 T; K+ QTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
: M# i# q# k: A0 F- ?GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( ]2 g" d6 M- Y
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ [1 S+ J9 Q( m. N
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, r2 R4 T, h+ G' P" W# Y% wTEACHER:  What are you talking about?0 g: O% s) w0 b: z! x- y& h
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) \, h  p( j  F3 X  |  tWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 v6 T6 a& J. q, _5 H9 J( IGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& }3 m9 t2 W# M9 t4 P: L0 B+ I' W
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 V# v8 [( c4 ~/ J% X
MILLIE:          I is..& t4 K( D8 U- c, R0 c
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 H' P+ }% T8 u$ L% w
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" _; J6 n+ l* Y3 I7 ^7 l2 ^
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   , I1 P5 b" K% u( G
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( |& t( h. y' z6 [) X* l0 s# T2 `2 i0 F. ]TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ g3 ^  `* ]' R5 w) D4 E# R/ |SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) z/ n; u3 ^" {0 b! p1 I
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?  ^4 ]  \- U- P
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.3 b- U! M: {1 @  v) B, P
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7 n2 X  n1 i7 V# f$ bTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 X2 ~# D6 A1 Z7 ~
HAROLD:       A teacher # ?" e; x( M7 ^7 G! J& W. ?
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........! _$ D% }$ R# s* ~' L- s2 o$ {
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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