Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 i' c9 J6 O+ mMARIA:       Here it is.
: f, y# m: k) g& F7 ?$ a% J! k: gTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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; L) h& Q! Z2 p$ c. sTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 B: X$ g- S+ `" J* GJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 ~: T+ k# }6 j5 [% sGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 |& D1 F. b7 K" VTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
6 Y! J( ]) f0 A3 X$ A; O( HTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
, H  S, H$ t) Z1 @& wDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# \% Z2 B$ t- Z+ @TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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3 i7 z  ]+ @) b0 ATEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 @- _2 e; s! v# U% @3 U' G6 xGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 ]; M4 O, G9 y' m5 s6 N8 rTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. E$ G2 T* h3 W7 r& UMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 H# p  N# C( e6 ~8 |LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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" |+ T1 L% M! l* bTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# {: C% `# D4 J" c. S& ~% mCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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) g3 _! R# P& v8 D8 Y, LTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 d% k; _, D# E/ Z! fHAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)