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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( B6 w/ f9 i$ Y
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 a+ o/ w/ W% J' W+ ?; V4 fJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" c- \' E7 X% Y* _$ f6 [* ~% S
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% ^6 O0 J. _) ]4 L" g( X
TEACHER: No, that's wrong" \+ ~' S7 O i$ o, P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 \' i9 ]; w2 ~+ F1 G9 g0 f; mDONALD: H I J K L M N O.! n: k$ u4 g9 V
TEACHER: What are you talking about?% X6 w9 C" I( c7 T, d
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., t1 {. p3 i) P0 F( J4 i
WINNIE: Me!2 R4 b2 G% \! ~ i+ [
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 `. y) D8 q$ C$ a; `GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 l- b1 [- Z) Q$ d9 D3 M3 t
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' `! [( h' q) F6 C% X: t' [
MILLIE: I is.., z2 U! y' c; g) ^/ u% i* Y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. _9 I# F% d. Q9 b; b& G+ c, n, _
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" t" [5 a+ l( s4 l4 Y; V# k2 fTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?; w7 J/ T4 ]3 u! w- ?/ D& F
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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4 Q2 v; w; Q! _7 U, C2 _1 ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 D! R4 [) p2 Y$ r8 ^( ZSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ F7 B& c: K7 I! k, k
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 t B* w5 W2 q, m# ?- i! x+ Q* |' F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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3 V% J" t; Z3 OTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 }9 b- T" L' c" `5 nHAROLD: A teacher
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