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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ _, ]$ }4 H3 ^* V$ i2 YMARIA: Here it is.# `; g6 s: t* x# B7 q* s
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ w6 c6 a$ J: i8 v b YCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? i5 X3 x" q9 g8 n7 L& m
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.; q1 W8 j5 s7 C8 b: K
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; B5 d# }9 d" }9 c: STEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ ?: T) l+ I! D# t: hGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' |- P6 z( ?$ B( u- q6 G$ L1 U
TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 e' k0 _$ z2 t6 \
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) x( K5 H9 E9 y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 M3 w% ~0 |2 u* l. P
TEACHER: What are you talking about?- h: w6 w# |7 [4 k; e
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 F, d) D5 ^3 `
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 r, V# e& S2 s- h8 Q2 A( SWINNIE: Me!
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/ V+ T l7 {0 E7 {6 s4 K. B. k" l# ?+ cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; T- n. U8 d- b, P- _0 m. F% t6 BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' o+ q& \; b5 X3 w9 U: Q8 p
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7 F8 |+ I# `6 i' L8 ]TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; A" K# P4 ]# w& S& c7 {# C2 zMILLIE: I is..
4 H3 ^" Z q! @0 K4 I* f/ y2 t; U2 eTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 v- X5 R8 d0 I* E4 C/ ?1 i6 {1 `4 ]MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' # W% T; e) ^8 |% K% A% W6 u
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( F9 w; K6 y5 B) y7 u
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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, w' k* m7 j! g8 pTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 _, U+ l) Y% H, A5 F) t. ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 `3 a! B% l" H7 y& D4 }) aTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
q# K, z, X7 V, S* v/ ^& D# RCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.+ l& @4 b! j P) f
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 s5 S; o9 N# ^$ u; c) I9 d2 u3 v$ kHAROLD: A teacher
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