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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% g9 A: G+ `$ b2 G
MARIA: Here it is.4 u6 B0 w) u( k$ U6 m
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 |1 l+ J7 p5 L/ e2 W
CLASS: Maria.
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" @, t% v" M3 e9 m# ]1 |TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 ~* \/ R" m- O* x/ ?" z7 H; Y& Q
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% }4 X. Y1 w" L% F
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$ F8 i0 ~1 i4 M. j1 s1 nTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 _7 U p6 Z. K. t, z7 v- `GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 u' p8 R! {5 b3 e4 N( Y( yTEACHER: No, that's wrong
6 F4 X2 a# c1 k: m: CGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) b8 ?2 Y& {9 ?: f4 a& h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.; @; W3 S" [0 I
TEACHER: What are you talking about?3 T' y3 L9 y5 {6 l( B6 A% G9 ^
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. T6 I O' N C
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" p3 u, a0 f+ {! G- l; CTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 c( D# w$ n; Q0 [
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 a" }7 E! O& i: r# ?% bGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.% P. s8 e8 ?8 R
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' n+ t% X& D+ kMILLIE: I is..
6 o, z4 k! ^* C4 w( d% YTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.': T9 e Y3 s0 S8 o
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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. B2 G# s7 Z' w) A. |' @TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 ^8 n+ T, j0 n* D# I4 [
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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) S( U$ a8 Q2 }2 ~1 |" CTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# L7 O {9 S$ m; |' q' n
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, a. J- K8 |4 U/ s: O" K8 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ _: ]" [$ _& f5 E( k, A+ ^CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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/ Y1 V+ K4 K) b* w* P$ u' @TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?; z6 C q4 ]4 d1 v! k# {
HAROLD: A teacher 3 N8 z9 E7 n9 j" o! ~( ]4 _
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