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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- t( m; F! y% [' \1 PMARIA:       Here it is.8 ^- L: l% x4 T9 q6 [+ m* B
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 O2 J* i4 A( D( V+ DTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' a! d, s2 y9 c, Z: xJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 g8 j8 y- X  k: ^; oGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ j& ]' _* C2 w3 p! K  w1 o, TTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
# @: t+ e- |& [1 k" }9 ZGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 A4 `% p2 Y$ w; `TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& q2 P9 R  j8 d! O9 UDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
6 i  l# ]. q6 m1 G) a! B2 {TEACHER:  What are you talking about?+ y/ a+ Y: y$ D* l# P
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 K3 O! V$ h2 P4 U' P
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 r3 c: t& i; d* hWINNIE:     Me!
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3 `) l8 j7 q; @0 p6 ?0 J9 LTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 \: ~0 G' c2 V3 ?# E: a# l% nGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 Y# l* Y4 M' q" u2 c* w' P
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7 T/ n; `# f4 P9 o+ Q! e) HTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 ?, K7 `, }7 S
MILLIE:          I is..
/ O5 \( K1 p2 {/ s$ dTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 v0 _! k) [2 V
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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0 X6 I9 x- H9 I0 S5 RTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' k9 f( G; f3 E. RLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   7 I, i7 Y' T% D% F. k
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 _, F! ?- F7 a( j+ q" w
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% E! F+ E! G9 k) ]8 h7 T9 }4 ]8 GCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.9 c2 W+ n/ f4 k( n- \  D
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& e, G# c" x* ]4 R2 R
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........8 h. `  [' H" ^+ F
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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