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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 u$ a7 J# j& Y# F2 t& V
MARIA: Here it is.$ X O& s, x8 ?7 I( H, ?
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, U( Z! y4 u) {0 a' b3 ]- w7 u
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" z& ^3 F7 a3 n4 MJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: H/ [: x: f& Z" D; r+ t
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7 q* J5 h+ a$ A. H8 [TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 |) E7 i) E3 U8 R6 O; Q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 E$ h9 j! t- y! |; [8 ?TEACHER: No, that's wrong: v. Z/ n9 L. R5 M7 M) m4 {
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# q' Z7 S, s' m4 B: D; [
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* E2 j$ s% ~4 c! W1 y, jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 R! R" s, O5 q1 H+ ~2 L3 A; K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 e& r! Q5 u* K+ FTEACHER: What are you talking about?+ |( C% R3 j+ \$ ~
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# J( q/ f: ]: u. J
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4 M# r% _! r' Y, c3 OTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, }4 J( { j6 N, }- ~% H: HWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 e6 s. b; ~; Z' XGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 d( j# n$ c( C6 t# W* t& U
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3 c D" K) @% v6 ATEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
/ h: y8 K `% {MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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0 e, v6 C9 R/ j) Z p: sTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& {$ }' M+ T4 @, m6 ]
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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! { h. h1 Q" O0 V5 W# u' S* S' xTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; p' z7 C+ v a$ e. L
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.% h w7 l5 ~9 o* W" X
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; M1 j9 J+ u4 p0 a! wTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: C2 V" S0 D6 m N' Y# y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.6 G3 Z, y: p7 L) B
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& s# {3 t8 A; Y& L7 c# `- Y) ETEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 x9 D- U7 K9 G, ] o( ^9 W2 X) M) LHAROLD: A teacher
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