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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% i4 M2 Q/ u) f$ r4 B- Z" Y) o
MARIA: Here it is.5 {8 U& l4 Y6 S9 q2 g/ J5 `
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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8 I# A8 X/ p' n( B9 U+ TTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: h, n/ f' G& k& V4 hJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.4 g! D) Z# q5 B& e; c# L; t
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 L4 Z& O5 Z/ S
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( h' J7 B/ v5 W0 |3 gTEACHER: No, that's wrong* F1 z% b) C0 L+ t6 G8 A. G
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, D9 p- f- y: J4 w# X8 \+ lTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ x8 N0 N& n& H. b5 F" xDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
' a' {6 O6 |. _; P* d mTEACHER: What are you talking about?8 `. Q3 y' f8 A/ I
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ V6 v+ k% |5 n# j: B/ H9 o7 e7 c
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. e0 l3 T0 d1 `2 L3 UTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; s6 R9 p4 c3 ?$ j3 L$ ]7 D
WINNIE: Me!
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& R1 E& s4 ], M/ I: N8 K+ KTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 z- H& n6 q! ^7 ]# R' p+ jGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- y/ C s% L3 \9 Z3 g
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 t, W8 z! c) m4 a! ?" N
MILLIE: I is.." U3 D' S4 Q C
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, Q5 v" {! w- c" }+ G% cMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 Z* p. G9 d4 F5 `; b- e: O: N/ v
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . w* e* Q0 Z1 K/ j/ ~# }
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ R% g2 o. d. {+ ?* i
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ r( A0 L7 B3 l7 b7 n
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/ k6 n- C7 J5 Q, s& mTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 h. q3 D1 m9 O1 p$ y8 L
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( q% v" h5 q! m' q
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 `+ Q0 P7 h( x; x. D. xHAROLD: A teacher 3 }4 l1 N3 Z- W% s) O
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