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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
0 d6 [6 {, e/ aMARIA: Here it is.
1 c! J$ E, ~4 u" e$ WTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 g8 f$ t! _- l2 _$ `9 E
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* X) O7 l; x) J, GTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
K D) }8 d9 x7 f; e9 b- NJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 J! k' Q# ^9 o h0 M% A$ aTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
x# \5 @& j2 a/ f6 S5 rGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': Y4 N. W) |4 U3 o- b9 J6 C/ k; k
TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 }; _6 |' W/ y; L3 P& r1 @& c
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, ^7 {' `5 A; R* e1 g! QDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, I9 E# D# L7 W+ v0 b7 MTEACHER: What are you talking about?. I U8 `* L0 o# v5 K
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' h6 t" {- U0 T! N/ T v
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( p. `8 z& Y+ L# e% _WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( x4 U Z& p2 ^% p% ]1 E, }
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" N4 k, j0 I* Q6 q" \1 b) LTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ d! K0 d5 j5 [! J" s( L
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 G5 e) V& z; D0 U2 Q5 h
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+ n1 B" U1 v# F" gTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* y% l) m% U' x/ [* k4 F/ O% j" @! gLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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( Z0 a0 ^. k! T7 Y# x8 G( eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- f8 n* Y5 b4 R9 v% I; M* x% q, ZSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 N! w, Q7 \1 h6 ~TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 i: i: ~7 U/ f0 k# _* \
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' W* H1 S J9 B3 r& O, wTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ P2 ]6 A% P; f( w
HAROLD: A teacher
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