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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. j% X$ j5 ` ^" O# m k
MARIA: Here it is.) i" _4 D7 W( g0 B8 i! o
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 Q3 _9 u& |8 _% O- ^' c- @7 G
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0 e" I! D9 v* x3 f; ETEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 C/ d8 t5 O: J& V6 U& f, gJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ p" R9 M% L2 \, d9 ?0 Y* H% yTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# q4 \- @" Z5 s. Q; DGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. F& L- V, |2 j3 z. D$ pTEACHER: No, that's wrong
: X( r" Y q" e- r: yGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: _. _! ?& C3 U8 ~+ Q- }* y, ^
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' u C7 d& E, T ^: MDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
# L: }& c5 E, W; BTEACHER: What are you talking about?
7 m8 `4 \& k2 m5 a9 u. bDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ d# |+ U7 @! ]. e. d$ v
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. W U" `! d% a" tTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 o7 ]+ ]8 e ]5 u$ a0 W$ X- \ ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 O2 j7 \7 N5 f3 @
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') s# U, r3 w' [& z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 H' B; v9 t3 i) w6 D5 b4 {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ G2 l$ a3 |8 L7 W8 G# N, o* A
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+ V C+ R/ p7 R4 E, N7 G8 {TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- n2 B: p8 A# s2 M; w" E/ j1 FSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 J; F$ K9 v5 Z, ^# K6 t* ^8 h( `TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ J/ P6 z; ]; G" H" a
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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8 f: |! }! w' V; \" u! e9 B" STEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
y, Z* b# S {* e! o! ~% A; tHAROLD: A teacher : s# p' Y j& G, y5 r) I& o9 o
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