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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 k8 s& h2 V& ~( K, D9 l
MARIA: Here it is.7 z: R" f0 l$ T- |2 p
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?* c) P6 s; t/ s5 V+ F* U3 ]: u
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( G, M2 r' `; t. p5 X. d8 O1 IJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. K: ^1 C: z7 _; mTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': q" I4 _ X6 s+ c0 }# S: c f7 T
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', Z* P% [9 e5 d4 a
TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 \! Y3 j3 W+ C6 P) o& S D4 v, m
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( F! j4 f V+ F1 P' J c' E/ W& t/ m
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ n* A+ C; v6 T/ k( x7 y6 R% c+ lDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
; y5 n2 I. U) uTEACHER: What are you talking about?
! J, ]" `9 w1 N% j+ {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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: D! e l) ^ B# OTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. q: O! e7 ^( O( ^- a
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) u$ {! q8 X" O( A1 D" G
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 I0 u f. y$ b+ K4 i' HMILLIE: I is..
! J* [1 u$ h. o: _5 G0 {8 h) {" QTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, M( ?. G! V+ R. l& lMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 u" \- R) E) R; v' a
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 A) ]" {4 X4 N; M/ R6 R$ {% GLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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! J' O# R% s3 @: k2 W( QTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" l2 a5 r. `( V! i: o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, r( S" o" F% x3 T+ K
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 J7 t# F9 M0 n$ u! Y" p* e
HAROLD: A teacher ! \. a; X% E* G$ E8 p' ]1 `
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