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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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3 {' [ e6 J! _ ^& W1 l$ iTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + j. c# B" i. Y- _. p6 l4 _
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 |0 d' K1 n- o7 i3 C! RTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 y% W& J. G0 g4 Q* uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- [7 W% G! _8 v/ k( O& L9 TTEACHER: No, that's wrong
: Y* o! u) j3 x4 y0 lGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 K3 D ]9 H9 H
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, G8 i4 O& t) b4 P, KTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' p R& C* n( [8 b$ eDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! C. R* \2 W, uTEACHER: What are you talking about?3 ], R; ^3 W- ]* g4 r
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. `4 E0 j2 S$ Z1 KTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) g4 }* S( H4 @
WINNIE: Me!3 P6 A& ?* X; F2 w* R5 {+ G" H
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?( O5 _$ N) d" W9 n- l/ s/ r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* p- z' T/ t9 p
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; c. V2 |# z l4 PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ z9 |) Z4 T7 E, r4 w- ZMILLIE: I is..
, d4 y8 S$ H0 m+ O/ ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ b% V+ X. Q; E: c* eMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ w4 y* Y; T2 KLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 L% l, Q9 ^- B) i; T# t1 \
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* j. ~* [ c1 p1 U" xTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 A4 v v2 _; W" b6 S4 {SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.( o9 R) u! a, u5 Y
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- i+ B/ F0 C/ x6 N; CTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% l$ x( j8 n5 A$ C
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! x5 C8 `3 V" g1 W/ {4 GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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