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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ N1 z7 ]- D: ]4 K; r
MARIA: Here it is.( e# M# J3 `, k) C% ^( I) R, ]6 Y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. R T4 y! \ T* F" `5 w
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9 L! @9 S/ ~- K; k- s1 g' d CTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " y/ ]0 o0 ]' @& x7 _+ r- o
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 J4 D3 Y: d" Z/ i, \/ k& Y
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c8 X' f2 r- J; g9 X8 aTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# v0 c7 M3 A' {% n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 D# o0 K* ?4 ]7 w, b5 t/ t' }TEACHER: No, that's wrong
4 A4 ]" |# [! `8 oGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., J# L* D$ U2 y9 A
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$ y7 D9 A" C: p0 F! I+ D6 |TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ Y/ V" u' g+ c, m
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
& Y& \# W. M$ O7 A, [. R) ITEACHER: What are you talking about?
$ s$ h8 y- |% p% m6 n3 yDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 d$ N) x' b: y% l8 }! M( u
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 b: r9 Y. ~4 _5 \$ p+ E+ P4 BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 I4 |# ?: I2 M
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" ?9 g: m% M$ |& s/ k$ C) CMILLIE: I is..$ F5 J6 Y1 M% z0 L( o( G I
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; ~) g; [% \6 N7 @1 j, ~1 D% ?6 }MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' + V8 n2 a$ ^) ^* t
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" }. I3 x6 k" w v# _TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 j4 u. E2 g& v
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ Y! b5 a. y0 T2 h. N
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3 S V( a n6 O- R% w dTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ X @, L2 S* D* }4 Y2 i
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) [' c/ S4 J3 b* c1 PCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ M0 Q' \4 F. b2 E
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! e2 `' A; Q3 n0 D% M3 S# O% YTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 [' o7 s) N$ c
HAROLD: A teacher - L% u8 G. I+ V
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