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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ ]' J5 J) k7 Y9 q0 X: H+ A: R/ N
MARIA: Here it is.
% B0 Y6 N% z5 L6 L. ITEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ ?$ k* u; i6 L* }5 k1 X2 H
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % m1 D: u* ]: A* i& ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 g$ Y& S/ @& c aGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'- L# }3 s6 ~* c" e- }$ U5 A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong3 H& L& a2 g' f& f& l+ B2 P. ]0 B
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ M u. a: s* r+ c: k0 dTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 N5 B) F I3 c$ a
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 k) G$ D [) w; k1 S- d9 n+ p' x
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 R5 Z h6 Y7 P+ A9 z4 @5 l; uDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; O) k" \6 h3 s# m) lTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. @! @: K+ ?9 i0 y
WINNIE: Me!
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. O7 L8 }/ c) J& o& cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) W" _, _8 @6 V# `" G
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 p. _- |8 X |9 T3 C" d/ |
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. a3 N+ G' }8 S, QTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: ?' V5 _" h, \1 ~; [( O' r* z# yMILLIE: I is..
1 a( O& B$ N: sTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 T1 y! T* r$ z% @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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& i. c# U( k) w! t$ T" CTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 r0 N. \ P6 zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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" K0 D) x8 I% Z! oTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 ]+ O% e9 }/ n' V; x% a1 c2 m
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! A; |% @' g- _7 b
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: q' t2 z; V( h7 \% [TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ c" d* Y! A6 [CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: s0 X- Z% @. a9 Z6 T9 G
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! i' Z+ D9 D* ?% O: O( z' y+ z" d
HAROLD: A teacher
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