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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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$ O7 G0 l+ W* r6 y, GTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % m3 d3 |/ a7 s' V# |
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
: a. S) j" `9 R7 l$ QGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 ^1 D& n/ Y. }% J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong" g1 b1 ?$ O8 _3 l% B6 k) y4 S. y# C9 a
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: v4 {- s/ F5 _6 t) K
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0 H7 L- ?* q; u L( BTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% P6 g. D) O( O% L. N2 D9 z$ RDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
`. ~$ O$ u0 b! [8 {+ uTEACHER: What are you talking about?- h; y* f) W- r# }" s: j
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: q" |* _0 F4 p$ T8 P1 Y) I! S
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., G/ c+ ]7 f+ @
WINNIE: Me!$ `3 |# j' f+ R' }
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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% y/ o8 M% l8 UTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 V% a/ r" ^5 c. Z3 F7 w8 B! j
MILLIE: I is..7 {4 C- r, s+ d3 Y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', B4 Y* u# p3 v; C3 R
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 ^$ n4 B+ k) Z G" T9 Z, n
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?+ l( [( x4 P/ r$ q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ C2 t1 u/ Q+ k+ F& d
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! A* e8 B7 N) q' s! L; I# nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 h; ^5 T$ @" y" X' z9 b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 m* q5 ~* I) M+ K
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" K% u( X' F. G( gTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 G2 g. |% Z. ?6 n4 jCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." L3 r, O J6 b1 C# Z# J
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+ k0 S6 m5 c2 U9 z3 QTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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