Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( n9 t4 N9 L' A( n8 {2 BMARIA:       Here it is.
" N8 g4 e% x  O, ~1 J$ HTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* Z' A+ k7 O, {) C2 _JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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: _3 N% Y+ M! S! ITEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* i2 y7 [2 h: l, r, x& pGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 w0 O# v2 P/ R! oTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* I% \6 A3 j& D+ C& w) ?DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
# i$ R4 R; ^7 I0 FDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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  f1 W0 U3 |3 m, J# v# [TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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- y. C5 ]! ]( PTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& V) k# }' [" v& E  U7 V, y4 qGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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  t' P: v  ?7 F2 y& u  jTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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" r2 w# d* y- a& R- n3 Q+ Y1 gTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- ~1 {1 P+ ?4 m& C4 I+ {SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. o. B) Q: F: z. f! |TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 f; d+ A1 Q7 l5 aCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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6 T2 N+ Z7 U5 Q' ~/ rTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# t/ i1 W( X- n) T2 W+ EHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)