 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, y5 Q8 A; k' _7 L! DMARIA: Here it is.
. j3 e" H+ N/ PTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% m( V1 S. U$ f# A1 [
CLASS: Maria.
" @" X: X. {# K( K5 p( d____________________________________2 ]$ q7 n: M; P6 F# I, C5 m) ?+ V5 J) e
! Y. w$ p7 k' L/ S6 h% f9 E' x, x) p
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : q* G0 Q3 a2 y: f8 R5 K- e
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
; ~. `6 o7 _( l- @# O__________________________________________0 p4 V2 W; V+ c: B
5 `& J! K* h9 d# F. y* C& t" h& e: Y
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') c- M* G7 U& ~- X7 v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 m3 \& e# w% yTEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 K; h& x9 {; G- _8 g/ Y) BGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
/ u" p3 Z" u1 _6 {( b7 ^) m________________________________ ____________1 b1 Z+ z+ R" r# O
N+ s! G0 ]9 v' p/ Y1 f0 m& w# R
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 r$ |( m2 }5 q# l
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 u! y( ]$ k" _* |- G1 `TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 T) Q6 V( p7 T6 h' DDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 \4 t/ `2 U. d. k9 W
__________________________________* }6 Z* E1 a9 n G: }- w
& W* ? e* ?8 m3 }9 L
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 ?9 M d5 P Y; J8 U! c3 x% ]3 z
WINNIE: Me!
) x% X! L$ v0 W/ F0 Y1 @__________________________________________
4 r' d1 S- `- \5 s* R7 t6 ?$ S! u, |, K. b) F: h
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 Z8 l7 g6 C. a7 P; ?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
i- |0 x; p, b( L) A& U( S_______________________________________
6 g3 {0 R; n: e5 q4 t6 x0 }& C) x& o0 I5 L5 z
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 ~6 ?7 c' W/ }4 |
MILLIE: I is..
& M) X; [# x6 ?, b1 p) v7 q" bTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ `: n: w0 q2 R$ [
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
5 n8 o* }. G* D. p# O* x4 W! X. C3 W
) _6 v, C: n/ v- r. S8 {_________________________________
) I( m8 @8 a3 F+ H( u' P6 B1 I! \9 k
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. ?0 K0 d- a2 I6 U- Q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
. o$ X6 h! [; `* T# m8 {_______________ ______ _________________& U0 Z$ [5 O/ z; ^) {2 O
; Y5 g# e" n9 M+ w8 {! nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# c9 F- @! p0 m1 G3 gSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
4 e( i) m; w/ A, Z5 _6 e( j9 Y& ~_____________________ _________
& [ N. u5 W$ S 2 D x8 h- l9 a' f7 n2 H
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( W2 d0 @# a/ ECLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 K4 f% r) b% _2 `$ d
___________________________________
4 H' u7 W/ A/ {7 ^% k
: l" i) J1 c# uTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 V5 \ [! s# M0 R( i
HAROLD: A teacher
5 c% W T( x" B% x5 G$ t" r5 {8 m
0 k# ~: G$ n/ o" W/ _9 {__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
