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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .5 Q4 F8 _9 K) X/ P! l' M' H
MARIA: Here it is.
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" \# _2 t& F& _+ N: V' V: t5 j5 T, dTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 ~' k+ P) f8 e, [/ O& f7 l# h
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.+ L6 G6 f% x U* |( x
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) b1 \2 L' U: Q- ]% Q2 R7 V. sGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' f- s, x8 S0 N) I" T+ O
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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' g: Y4 O. M$ M# n2 x2 M. d* GTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ ^' H( G$ c3 n1 i$ f
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 o* r4 \+ x" u% qTEACHER: What are you talking about?9 P- L$ R/ F: I: f. @
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# p& l0 K7 g; \* U
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ y! t0 P: e/ Q0 k' TGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. P0 f+ t+ O/ Z' ~) M, Y
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6 i3 m6 b2 x& U8 H* `0 hTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' C+ m& l @+ c5 oMILLIE: I is..& k5 N/ W* {6 @" [1 e6 v
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ I8 W) g+ t7 c- F5 t0 p& H
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* e8 t: {0 Z2 C: [LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ( k- C, G/ ]7 ]
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# L: I' Y2 `8 `9 m" ~- mTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, p% C$ ] o6 w8 K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 b; K4 H$ P) v* m) Y# W
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 y" p* B8 d. `9 O! K. L/ L' W3 T8 xCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' x+ `+ [, _9 ]& u" T
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 y, ^* F4 A, n, e4 l/ nHAROLD: A teacher ' l; O0 F) N# c: b3 j& ?
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