Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
/ K' r; Y: O: ZCLASS:        Maria.
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; k5 `9 a8 l1 ]7 L6 nTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; i, ^8 e) ]+ G  d9 e; SJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* O0 {. L6 C0 N4 z1 j+ HGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! P* j8 {5 S  c1 Z' j: f2 R" sDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
9 W0 ?: @5 u- uDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 h9 w$ k0 d" b3 BWINNIE:     Me!
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4 U. c3 `7 a1 [  t. ATEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- S4 H; r$ S( B# d" r2 tMILLIE:          I is..
* b/ \1 O7 ]2 c7 E  \TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 S, B5 R% H( Q- T# @% ~MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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% c) f  {* Q. hTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! H6 y+ d3 @6 E0 y  v# o5 ySIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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7 j6 \8 n5 h# K4 s( lTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)