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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . |$ ~8 ^0 P' M3 v9 o! h# W9 t# j
MARIA: Here it is. O5 H7 v! G$ g! O) p' p+ @* M
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?! w. C: {$ @2 X& X$ K4 J- A
CLASS: Maria.
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' k: [' w2 _) b( MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 y1 R: W2 e, C6 Y! W/ z `" RJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 s5 y5 `' i+ F! `$ E; }
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1 n8 O: Y1 X- n8 @TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
& v0 W* J( `+ t8 RGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
b6 |9 v' N4 O6 t) Q# HTEACHER: No, that's wrong5 E) g+ F4 _0 C' h- A
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. N: \5 `9 m' D! g7 _
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! Z1 @- b7 ~7 J; g0 ] ?TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
! M$ C7 O0 K0 f0 F: z7 N! I( @6 LDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' Y0 Y: }/ q+ D
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' y( o$ C* Z/ W0 z5 { `
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ C' j9 J6 ]# X' g4 r; }( C
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 U" P( W o4 B! Q" _TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( L1 g m3 p! b: Y) sMILLIE: I is..
& Z9 ~2 m) H L& r9 X, E/ I, gTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. {0 u0 h/ g% f
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: z# c( ^# u- k; u; j+ B' MLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" Z+ p% {4 }6 K5 T: z: l$ J" eSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- D& O8 g9 M5 `" sCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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0 ?7 S: o( ^4 @& S6 }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 U* Q9 o' k+ K1 rHAROLD: A teacher $ H! ]. q. d- `8 A% c, i
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