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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
8 q' k7 B* B1 y, NMARIA: Here it is.$ O1 A) ?" x' m4 f# \
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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- ?9 D8 b! n- L; r4 gTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; A* M' ~: Z4 c" o- @JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
4 f- B* c# @* ?0 h% T/ N- |GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 y7 h/ I4 {9 ?, O0 H0 m, t7 j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
+ Y" a# Z# O) x# _; \* h5 @GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# l2 r9 @) l- W' s9 qTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; Q' ^! m( j; h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.. @6 T3 V7 ?2 e! G" n- K6 S1 V
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
& h" O' g. e6 kDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 t8 o3 a4 Q1 Z
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4 W- T. ~ p3 S: d9 a2 L& TTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& L( y( m" l) ~WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 o$ c7 d" k1 f8 `; O* f
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 R7 N" c" X; F( A* {
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' d6 u1 t' V/ o) c2 Z$ ?! vTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') ?- @4 q8 |! I0 ^ i P
MILLIE: I is..
! m# H' s5 o7 M0 u. HTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
E7 P( J+ [& MMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 3 e/ J2 M" `! V; v# O
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) p% m9 P/ `# H0 N: L& n$ mTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? m% a$ P. H$ ~. n) ^
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 S; p( F p1 V$ b1 q! c
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 [: R7 Z: {% a9 sTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 x/ x4 \" t2 Z) z9 Q/ C9 r
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ V8 _9 ], t8 D: ]1 I( W
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! y; R! V, i c ^ P
HAROLD: A teacher + u. P: o/ `9 C+ W2 _
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