Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ @3 v6 y5 K' I4 `% J, j% zMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- J4 m$ M, q/ j0 ~2 K. }2 lTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ p& a0 K# f* l& u# YTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
% s0 ]3 x# g1 ^3 F6 ?+ sDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ B( y0 h3 F8 f  p  qTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% h+ d8 }& r% Q! T4 tWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* S  ?/ R+ p9 [TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
6 E/ q/ w# t$ s$ fTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 ~6 x0 {' [4 q$ Z. T6 z# S) e: B2 ?TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)