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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( J4 u$ A0 f/ N, ?1 V, M
MARIA: Here it is./ n5 Y+ L. Y" p- P, ], V: `0 m# n
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 \2 Q0 d9 j4 M7 }0 n
CLASS: Maria.
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4 h. ~* ~4 Y$ E UTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 Z( J* F" g( a: k$ Q1 UJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 [& H- p% c2 g% {6 G4 K) ~TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, N0 l6 _8 }: n7 o" d# B7 j8 rGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 c: q: H) Z" L) TTEACHER: No, that's wrong7 C- x$ Z5 J9 f
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?& |+ U* W/ F M
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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4 `- ]+ ^( e3 }7 I% {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. z( u1 s$ @4 l( f9 y6 F4 S
WINNIE: Me!( m9 k1 x# i) `. g$ @1 V
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 h4 Y0 a4 L6 E* z% n
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& G( D- S1 x5 r$ BTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 v8 a; P4 V8 Q* g5 y
MILLIE: I is..
; s' @; X* f4 d0 {6 U$ qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') |& m) {% N- Z4 z1 d3 ~6 v# m
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?6 [$ |1 K C& R, p8 d
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 ?8 j# d1 o2 ]
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1 j( B9 T* W' |: A4 wTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 x; L& a7 w" n3 m0 QSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 z, E6 f e: T$ ?$ ~TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?# G5 F( v V3 E M8 ]8 o
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., C$ y, Z" |: q' o% _7 q
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ J) S$ i! A7 _- R4 M
HAROLD: A teacher , X: z. _, ~. F
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