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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ _2 {5 N9 W7 l, y+ N0 I
MARIA:       Here it is.$ X: c& Y: i% |9 V
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& t( O9 h; n5 S; dJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.% t1 x, w# O6 p. ^, R3 J
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& p. H& _3 s2 L) Y/ t% v% q. TTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 N! U5 {1 B8 x- C' p* d6 Z
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! A! R; E( f7 R, tTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
& f7 H5 w+ x" P2 ]: s% YGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 o& C! Z- _- G! }+ `. u9 l  ?& h
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8 G5 R5 E/ N  x: J( w( m: {TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 p7 a7 D# o- c7 c5 `DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 B( V4 g1 u* u, F0 B7 GTEACHER:  What are you talking about?* f7 W/ Z: j0 F  G: _5 G& g
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 `9 ?/ L0 H* y
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6 Z6 |' j6 I; `0 Z6 z) g. c8 |3 J9 `0 {) lTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: o: p. V  D! R4 F6 z/ V6 b
WINNIE:     Me!
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9 t+ i: |* v% Q2 y, }7 oTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. F0 k! G7 ]( ?# @5 |2 ?GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& m9 A4 o# X; _% W; o( `$ w' p
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 @' r5 ~% v  u* XMILLIE:          I is..2 m+ p- a$ a3 h; w1 |
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 a  q; \- d& o. Z( fMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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! X: ^$ h0 P5 g" w+ HTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 ]9 o' O  ]" H, z" @+ ]LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   . V2 c4 A1 k; S# C+ Y. s( r
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?- n* i0 Y/ h( b1 B
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 |3 W5 w: n  |: g: [
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 ^8 m6 L8 w/ R/ d, N6 }' p9 A
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, i/ e9 u1 s7 ?( oHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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