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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& L* G0 r7 |: ^0 ]* N$ K1 L% i- h. PMARIA: Here it is.
! q8 Z- n9 k% C! i/ @4 X% sTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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! N8 q( C' W3 lTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" D' ^; Z- u$ I) N# @6 o( CJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 H& B! \3 ~: Z$ N/ M2 t
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. P7 D4 G- s1 w$ j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
! P' s! w! `3 E2 K5 z; sGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." f- T ?/ S4 N9 t6 J
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2 V6 @4 ^3 o' c+ U: L# ^/ H; ZTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, ?" f4 n$ G5 K; c# XDONALD: H I J K L M N O., z8 F$ Z/ b$ b* a2 _3 r2 P2 p
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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0 ]9 \$ O& T1 D) p2 O K9 kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* D2 w; M9 {* r( Z5 n) ]0 ?WINNIE: Me!# V( Q$ C& U7 }( K
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$ d' i- }. p) i/ v8 c- }5 ^+ bTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 x4 S" P/ }' n! _! e( `5 L
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 L, W+ j, o4 `/ _9 h4 eTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 V% j1 G" R* Y* FMILLIE: I is..+ j5 B$ M$ Y. b* e1 Q q& K+ p4 X
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ o; j& y( R# s. M$ _
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, _; F7 w6 U- E* \6 E
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) Z9 e" q' l% l9 L4 {/ ~
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 C3 v3 s8 B& p3 }& c5 K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 \& G4 U" Z" {4 ?. T& e7 Z* eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- n1 G9 M3 q% tCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' E5 T( O2 F2 E# _9 d, y1 YTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* [$ A: r# {) P7 M5 ^HAROLD: A teacher " n/ h) ^ ]: B) D1 z" V- O6 Q& Z J
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