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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., a2 r9 d" ?; I: \! y1 B7 t
MARIA: Here it is.1 H* d% s% U& }4 b7 f
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& k! C l% z- z& ^2 X
CLASS: Maria.
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; U+ i' X3 O, S+ ATEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + j$ v" J; M$ G. P% D" ~& _& V
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& h2 Z5 i$ X V/ V% s' z
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 |0 _3 H3 N$ ~% `2 GGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ M* b; U; ~( n- _
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* A3 k( B9 c% n$ H! d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ o8 h9 `% ^/ V7 r6 A
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 p; ?- V5 D T& v8 U5 k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 b4 f; A) A5 _4 m
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( u4 c1 K) F. V& l4 z4 XTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: ]7 t5 p7 ` b' IWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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" z6 a9 ]1 `. ]# s* [& jTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
j5 r. G/ d- @8 D' @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" e! v' G1 m' k2 x& K( S" h' K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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) I1 E5 Q+ P" F) b. Q* p8 UTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. u. z, R9 @1 w7 w0 h! d
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! L9 X* A2 ^ h; ^& y' S
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 S. s+ I; s, a4 E. U7 R0 |6 v8 o/ V' b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 [" C0 q1 x0 q7 GHAROLD: A teacher 9 o7 P& ]3 ?, U2 m' ?
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