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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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$ o2 h$ j% \6 V* o( n8 MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ?; P( k6 A+ f
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( e2 Y# B9 m0 |3 u2 I- a F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 E0 H# |* k# ]
TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 H8 w0 T; C7 m
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" ^2 m" a1 \! Q+ H) b% L# @DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." M- R8 D& m; ~2 y7 J/ D5 u0 T- s
WINNIE: Me!) l8 g7 h( D! f4 P: I
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9 u& w7 b+ C2 R! U: ZTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 |# V W m7 i% B
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 |+ e' A5 O9 d0 q4 N& m/ P
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 G& W; \. E$ Q: I. a( f
MILLIE: I is..
. F# `: W) e4 e1 b* p- ?TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') n# f7 A6 f9 s) u- b) E8 G" d
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' K, w1 {8 r4 x0 j/ h8 n. J- nLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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2 Z3 Q x% T, {8 h7 ZTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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" ?. v& \4 M0 f; g2 J' S) eTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" ^! H3 ~ W5 g
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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. T, ]( I, {) `& ~: KTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) B% p" m* ~. e# l5 yHAROLD: A teacher / @) L- ~ U; r7 |$ Q1 F% s
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