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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% F$ K& Y( O/ C/ f: P
MARIA: Here it is.
( r+ ~8 ~" g" eTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 @/ B- ]9 ]$ ^8 S
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + p2 p9 }4 U7 ]2 q. s, x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& A: P) C0 E/ D1 D
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 q7 O7 z" Q1 Q" k) ^% p+ S5 Z/ s
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.) V3 C( F ^$ e( S t6 ?9 G
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- K& x+ n0 \! K$ M6 u! p: x
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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1 `2 ~( w0 T3 }7 {' N* WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 \( Z+ v9 |$ f4 A" P) g
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9 }+ u- g w: C/ X5 x: V" mTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, B; q7 D" n' J; ^$ nWINNIE: Me!+ ?* B; F- T. e. n) ^3 I
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 I2 B8 L! E Z' I3 @GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'! a: x6 k# {$ G: n4 I/ D1 w
MILLIE: I is..1 X8 k' m" \0 @0 X2 g1 i+ u
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, r. i5 J" P" n; {+ TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" D# t7 o& t; H- b. \2 UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?- A7 J7 ?" U# y4 k+ }$ p9 x9 l
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 L0 m+ L2 J% Q/ o& G* K( c
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# l* t* r. P# o, T$ q$ G" fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 n9 ^& Z! @9 X# o0 _' [" g2 _& ?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: Y% q( V' f& e9 l7 o. y( x
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" G v+ ^6 w$ d
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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m8 {- {2 k! c& L# E! c2 y) V) FTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) G) a0 u1 s! E0 D& e U
HAROLD: A teacher + I/ r0 c8 K5 {6 J1 t; r' l
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