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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% e- F! T: j' I
MARIA: Here it is.
% A8 e C, p4 {+ M; [TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 |& k( o5 `+ r. F
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 x$ s2 g3 @) _ vJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 Z) r+ V4 S0 _( B7 r+ W9 Q
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
a+ d! p s, j6 PGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'4 |% {4 s* b2 n5 K
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
: a% x/ D" D- QGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ p) X q) y! Y. S2 ]* ? XTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? g8 V j$ B2 k( M5 X7 @( w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ ?+ W! Y- w" X: p* |
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
: m( c3 T, d8 }6 O3 o8 w- }- Q9 A0 |DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O." O/ V" g0 ?# C9 J
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6 G8 I- Z1 e" pTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: k s( O* y4 SWINNIE: Me! n. m7 s2 p) @9 f
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. z; U" b. f' \# \6 \$ VTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) B, d Z! |% {; c* H. j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 r+ U( ^/ V3 B$ Y; \
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; E2 _/ i$ c9 oTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 ^: E, f4 x1 rMILLIE: I is..( Z& |" y1 ^& C+ y* { L- C
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% v4 d1 d: D% D+ \9 {MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & e: h+ W1 O9 D) g8 ^8 V
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ l. e/ T' U7 x* _( vLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) b2 A* }' j- _4 i4 ~% B; W0 C6 r
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6 Y2 T) ^9 G* u1 m n, V2 }, n3 u0 k bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; J, L4 b1 G* D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ z; ?$ O8 G, y9 ZTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 w0 O$ B, t, P8 U% M
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." o- c! L' [4 b# }1 ?: q9 z
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! J4 R- T7 o0 s/ u" yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% K; h9 I0 _" R6 N4 g
HAROLD: A teacher
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