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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 H1 S2 F) ~$ w6 A# V3 z! `MARIA:       Here it is.- e9 q8 B$ d; h6 L; ~
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
3 L4 M# L- _) X: [3 FCLASS:        Maria.8 W* v$ k9 a1 C6 o8 Z' S2 G4 B
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; M/ Y0 s" T8 [JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.: X; ~) f6 C: n  O9 \& ~
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& z' B8 M% m( h1 q9 MTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ l& ~# [; L) d' h
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; u' @8 U: J/ S- j& W2 ~$ Z6 o* E
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong* C6 ~1 E0 u  W6 t# i4 ^; o
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' r8 [( O: w$ _0 u6 lDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
& T0 s2 s; [4 m* WTEACHER:  What are you talking about?) X1 |2 I( z: q" Y& J1 M/ Y9 g7 m
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. a' ~) @- {8 y: n$ cTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' p. T& w3 p+ l/ U$ H, D
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 Y9 }# p* G7 a$ v' Y. ]GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* `. K$ X+ k7 o: F
MILLIE:          I is..
3 _% [+ f+ e3 r9 D- {* @0 T, i( o; cTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% R) d8 o/ ]; z. `# N' h: j3 b- M
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     " k6 l4 y$ V: T* Z+ l. x) A

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1 n9 ^/ E4 L7 w4 s0 f6 MTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' C' h/ ]- K- D) ~9 P) W. j6 H$ wLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  h% H& |" M- P# I1 o$ j4 H5 v4 J
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 U6 X( F" L% f& D+ u4 w6 TTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% T" v6 e+ D3 w# zCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 g4 K  B" |# p. QHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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