Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: R1 |+ M) b" k6 r6 wMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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: I0 L/ r& A( S4 e0 |" R6 RTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
$ Q7 b( j. [3 ^. \GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ U: G! c; X' z8 QTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
( G7 q3 c& n3 d3 B  q7 TTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 |2 a6 s1 \5 dWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: [" |- _0 |$ yMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, G9 `  W. E  h% M5 xMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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  p- s* w' R' U& D) uTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 Z8 }, m1 `! f1 v8 a8 z" D1 RTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 [: b1 b4 }1 L7 y) oHAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)