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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
3 h8 s- ^3 C5 x8 MMARIA: Here it is.
5 o) i" v% t. a. Q6 DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' a. y* T* W- l) H$ qTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - @1 ?' O& R& C1 D6 [
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 L4 N6 i0 k2 g/ y" ~& j# FTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! a' b+ [! ?6 }* b+ I6 D2 o2 _GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') {/ W! ?5 T# M6 G( n$ n3 I
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
, d P) K. Z! F" XGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 @9 k- e1 w) V7 W4 u( C
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?% k% u# R1 o c
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
+ y v' g7 h9 e% g6 k' m2 d VTEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 O" k2 [/ ?" d% G/ _7 rDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ t5 n7 g' R! r9 I: i
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 E! ?& ^9 i( Y9 X# b1 vWINNIE: Me!3 |8 Q) v5 w. I+ ?
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$ g# v7 K5 b% l. G0 c. [3 V$ G! eTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?5 `# ~/ G6 z! M( a+ C9 C$ F1 C
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( @4 D* h1 @5 d4 J7 @$ xMILLIE: I is../ L( _6 H4 m; p- w
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
g' A, c& w* ]% hMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( h( Z/ Y# z2 ?: C
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 \4 _& G o( i# j* l/ J9 G
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* J- @1 o4 m: Y1 m2 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ c" k- Q/ {" [4 h- ?; j& r
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' [+ Y5 {" b9 j9 k A% Z; vHAROLD: A teacher
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