Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
$ r) P! h0 W9 {$ _' ], xTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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1 v' {" r( ~4 t# w9 STEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 X- e$ h0 d  t- ^) {" |. T9 oJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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; s! E. c% X# R- W% y8 L. U/ }0 PTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
/ e5 G0 K( B" G) ?5 {9 mGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! e' k7 o" s* D$ l5 XDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( _, s! g' M. ~8 Z" J0 B  WWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 ~. r2 ~% `& a  |9 n* xGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 c3 i- A" L- i" TTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
6 [! n+ l8 Y) B4 B5 g. y9 c8 STEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 ?: {0 t8 g9 i: n7 |LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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" _  N2 x; N, M: {4 q! eTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; v3 e! Y: U6 W4 ?SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 h  l) ^8 f" ?6 @3 NCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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/ J+ |$ K  F- n1 q: H0 `7 MTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)