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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
$ x+ d4 Z7 W" k- |MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 t K7 p# T# v0 H0 YJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'! G0 `& ?" }: t0 L& ]8 a
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' b. p* h. W J1 O
TEACHER: No, that's wrong! f$ p# o' Y9 {: K! p4 J! t
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ m: p* O. m3 d' b6 w5 F
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) j5 T: V8 J5 W6 R0 n: x- c5 W
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 m9 j/ _8 Q8 c
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 L( ^: Q+ ?1 }5 L$ bDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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" J4 Y" e' M! B: z# cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 }9 y- J# w0 d9 p2 U' V
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 \/ X2 K. P' k9 ?4 s& i( mLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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& s2 j; K9 {! ~+ RTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 x x( N- Y1 @( I4 B4 v2 ^SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., [4 Y X' d4 I8 i7 g
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ f0 {+ ]# H! f/ H! f& \9 v
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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