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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # y2 N7 j2 \; w( K$ U
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 `8 ? B9 }" `+ P
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! H: D! l% B' |; \6 z' P/ |+ i' vTEACHER: No, that's wrong0 e9 _1 E' e7 g) G+ q5 X3 d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 F. ?1 \ S0 d* c0 |6 r
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ B2 O+ U5 ?0 ?4 c% ZDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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/ |1 F% x- w% s! [7 SDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 Z; @8 j% U* p1 n% o
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- g5 ^( w( o5 j2 c fTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 V# O" Q9 e$ jWINNIE: Me!
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# @/ s/ [' J. \% s! ?2 |" cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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, W2 `/ V' Z# I U1 x9 I7 T2 q, NTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'# w& @0 `3 S L: U
MILLIE: I is..- n# f# s+ A% }5 l5 M" \
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 d" V! r, _: U: m R% P! {
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' }% K1 G( z7 c
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 w2 L- d! \2 g* FLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) v! l! b P( Y/ P5 I9 i% L- _! v9 m
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2 K, k8 |. y; t6 `4 W" G9 fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 R/ t+ `1 v* t* ?) S
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 V& X- n% B. M: c! lTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( o- T# ~, _, w8 L* |( u6 n) U' S6 H! d
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 d& X* ?- O4 y) }
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, R% {7 K' }, z) `3 k$ N6 ^/ sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( g+ I" L8 ]) H! [- v, F
HAROLD: A teacher ; d8 W$ a( {/ W$ B) |
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