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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ., Z6 _, N% j" G, P& s( c% w- ?
MARIA:       Here it is.
! L7 z) \3 a6 Z9 R7 MTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; m1 _2 J5 A/ U' ~* |% NJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.! [' o1 x. U) j
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: J3 k& j! t* `8 J" ~TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( A$ f$ Z2 |% C% ?5 R1 f1 F) A
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, H- x% B( z1 m! x+ \' ]6 y& ?8 nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong6 q, p/ C5 [3 t/ n$ ?( T1 a8 A
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% ~, V% h. l: l. b: }
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: Q5 e  E8 v& E! R: V! L
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
) n( U; n( v- OTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
! l- {. i$ ^( ?* F, @# M" K  tDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 J. v1 V. e7 k
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' Z" E3 [, d0 I( l4 OWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( t2 [3 w% C( o: ^$ QGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 Z# a6 e; V" f( w' OMILLIE:          I is..
) A! _" h) ^" A3 STEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 U' W; }" Y' g& f
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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6 d% [) G8 v# pTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 u( ^% M1 e) O5 B- ?; p% g& B
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   % I2 o  }1 j7 `. R
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. _* h& _) e9 T7 F- STEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) m- E) ^* C* d
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ @$ [( L' M, e4 H* y9 t
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.- i& F* i  [: f
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; X3 q2 Q$ H( T: M. v0 O' XHAROLD:       A teacher
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发表于 2008-6-5 08:09 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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