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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' ]" ~9 B( j! h* e6 i
MARIA: Here it is.( `6 y2 R' c8 e; P# a
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 G$ I* ~" G; b! p1 E, F \. D0 y
CLASS: Maria.
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7 S" X6 `1 o" x2 B# u! t0 r6 ITEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " D/ d& s- }6 a* n: x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* ^1 u% r+ ^9 X' N0 Q8 L" D' h- ~
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 _; p$ M+ ]. [, K: q$ g
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. A7 W" t; c" w/ \GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, e( D2 v$ d" R3 CTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 }& `9 M; m- `; \- n9 ~& jDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 P* C1 d, A6 a# j7 A% z% H
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; D( d( H/ x# z8 A4 u4 H* N$ T, ]3 fTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 ?, L7 D" | B& C6 p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) s5 R. G! @4 v$ J6 {. PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 Y# s; C, Q2 b1 ?* @
MILLIE: I is..
5 o/ _6 u2 |6 ?% R# KTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 |# _! v% q$ h3 T6 UMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Z) }5 G2 H7 {* dLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; {* b* O0 J2 ]$ P1 H( u, k
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. t" J3 r: S, W. e0 `1 y( uTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 i) ]. P; W9 N: D6 }# o4 c% k/ d
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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6 ~+ F0 ]( n% k& z ATEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?- T# }4 ^" k% H$ [& N7 N
HAROLD: A teacher
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