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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* M m( U/ r; h, m
MARIA: Here it is.
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0 ?1 B3 z" M' O/ c$ n+ bTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 m4 U1 \, B7 E J6 h! m0 a4 e) mJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( {! ^6 L8 T+ a8 v+ c$ KGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 F' p; l; k* K1 L9 J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 i2 h/ c5 |1 {, UGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, N/ n4 C: ~3 @0 T8 B/ D6 ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 W( U5 D9 E6 ~9 j. P, B1 x
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., b4 `) P- Y6 J% z9 J2 p9 z
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( l. j( X( G9 t* Y! n) ATEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 F. R+ l- Q2 \% Z5 a# X: SWINNIE: Me!
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, g) m! q ]6 w! j" }2 wTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* P) e( Q3 d' O, _& TGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 p4 I1 n& m3 W5 d9 r- M( h# T
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ x: `& Z+ L/ D( L5 z' TMILLIE: I is..
! ^8 _8 v7 S7 f, }. K% J% yTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ d" q0 z7 e8 oMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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/ T7 K3 Z3 Y4 W$ F9 RTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 A! Y ^: L }4 J1 mLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) [0 e( n5 D: R
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ \% g1 m9 U0 V. d1 I5 oSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 D- K5 p* V$ w# j- O B+ lTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 ?+ }+ m. E3 l+ e3 qCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; F5 L& R4 M2 D( Z
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Z/ e; F- M: ~0 V
HAROLD: A teacher 8 H2 R' l, e9 I0 y
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