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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ q/ u' E# |0 C, S
MARIA: Here it is.
: [" l* R0 t) z' [8 q! QTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 O( Z0 c' r% k2 I3 w) n) Q
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * i4 A j+ ~+ P
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 s, _: x0 {) k8 ^- L
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ h6 C' F, c, i" e$ V3 E# j: w+ XTEACHER: No, that's wrong/ s/ e9 x+ `2 k9 _3 P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 L, ~7 s" b+ ?% a5 k
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 z; e; A' i# E7 |
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.) O: T6 `$ E; H: P* w5 T
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 ]1 j3 y3 V* ?6 v/ tDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.6 X8 I7 e& ?- Z, L z- G* Y
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 S4 L1 N' Z+ @! I+ G1 a7 cWINNIE: Me!* M, _9 V r9 J4 X1 N2 u' K' x
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1 w- N. m% Q4 e- W3 kTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 `% O! T9 v7 s5 V! Z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." [* P/ u" P7 Q7 l* K
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ D& C7 b0 g; K# }
MILLIE: I is..
3 n) u- z4 [0 {" m, ]$ r: W: JTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) `6 b, e5 X( Q' U* z7 e3 k$ YMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% }) l. y2 d4 s5 d9 Z; ZLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 e) q# f2 f' R G. |
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: ^4 P5 s; g9 h& q/ M! VSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 ^ e7 W, ?: H4 [- f# h/ f LTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ Q! y9 S6 P" J/ bCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.% o6 L& i$ y% L3 z2 U# g* e; S( _( V
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ X5 b5 L: m9 r. r3 j4 GHAROLD: A teacher 7 P, J$ W% Y8 S1 o- a+ \
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