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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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8 d* z& s/ v* P3 o6 s7 [TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 V) e$ i8 `8 L0 f. Q) [
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables./ q' P2 m+ Y& F; L
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9 _) O; @$ i. o; ?5 UTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 _& |; r8 g: c( Y6 o9 b% h. JGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ w/ v8 W+ R% O5 H# jTEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 s3 J. m- N8 T6 d8 I% @2 |& \6 uGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 _: J6 i4 y: ?6 w# p y& e* l; cTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?" U% q) ?- p" L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 T& ?. k, N" Y: e9 w: F UTEACHER: What are you talking about?
: `1 `* f8 c3 F! ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 O' b! u- S2 J+ ^6 y& JWINNIE: Me!: L$ ]1 X) O: n5 ~2 d1 D
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/ ~1 X. V1 ]" A8 ]# sTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 x! Y8 V; H0 ^8 WGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 h5 }8 `5 S y9 q- L
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ C, _) l3 {7 p2 b$ FMILLIE: I is..
: _8 {+ \# F7 n# ^! t0 f0 k0 MTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 P4 P$ y. a/ }1 c2 _6 i s1 Z, gMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - X$ t, v5 c. ]2 `! T& \
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& Q; Z9 l7 Q" A! r m) OTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* w, k" l0 ]4 y0 D/ p6 _: f
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 X% _+ Z4 f4 T/ [& F7 F: w
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. Q" R8 W2 ~# CTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ]4 J( V8 D- C5 {1 m
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* w' v( l7 v, J( A; H! \
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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- B: ^5 z. T/ M+ ~TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 q5 e3 p# v# i* |! @
HAROLD: A teacher 9 X; L2 Y& ^) f; t3 w
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