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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., k6 p. l' f) T. U. F
MARIA: Here it is.5 q" I/ y5 k4 q8 g1 f/ o$ P' R
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 f" h ?/ q5 t, m& q8 D
CLASS: Maria.
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" z8 m2 C2 n7 @TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / g" [2 s0 i$ W' R9 R' L
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; F% U, f2 d; z8 s* c% D' q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* {# [* e9 F. P
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
8 Y. u+ X: z6 D+ g3 \5 n6 BGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( I* U4 [ M. ?# u' }/ fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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! {& U1 q5 z" S- X8 w8 ]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) A+ D- Y; n2 E: o; Y
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) D+ ~4 \6 i3 o vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- `8 V. b, Q% |/ ^% _WINNIE: Me!
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, M( d+ l$ `7 t' D% r+ u KTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 c( D+ I5 X) ]! V1 b1 o }) c! I
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 \( I7 v1 a w" c1 XTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'+ \, M# [ Z' Y5 [
MILLIE: I is..
: z' t& f9 o1 v: LTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 L% _ N/ l6 ?% Z* FMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 v+ n: I: c) `+ q% Y
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 N' J5 U& t6 w+ Z) S5 |
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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( H# P) @2 I' zTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; j& B* ~6 { ?- t+ u# ^
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 m# t' q3 \& z' cCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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& A5 M" s& V) ]) X: M: d0 ?" bTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% \3 M9 ?+ C2 u9 ~6 _7 H# J
HAROLD: A teacher 0 M* J+ v4 _; R0 g5 A) Y, M) R
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