Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& v7 l% @# {( U9 NMARIA:       Here it is.
  Q4 f- C- @# Z3 y" ^/ r4 }2 A! h$ DTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
; A! H8 H: _* W$ B& }CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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& n6 {# ?) l  R* O3 s& v) @TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! M4 t' d7 m! j- T, MGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
- k  j8 ^4 @2 p) P- f9 w) H1 eGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& C7 l+ W6 D( ~* d5 XTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: _4 S" X/ m6 a1 M6 \GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 t+ w# f9 D8 B6 O0 Q6 JTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
9 A, `( f- V+ P) H5 rTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 \, z" G, R4 U3 [: y/ GMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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: m( M: H+ [8 {TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 l. Y2 P# V6 mLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 M0 b* W: g/ j9 N$ bSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 A8 o* A  M9 n% R. l1 xTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" \% L- v# T' q% b! s$ J7 vHAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)