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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ a! v* z: s$ r& I: A j
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I$ S+ m/ }( c5 O4 bTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 I S4 p8 V% @8 f9 ]( p' a% z- x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 F7 E8 |& o$ o0 B9 K
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; X2 o$ {0 a6 ` b. JTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'3 Z; C/ b! D- p7 q* O0 A0 E
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') J/ d+ i, T8 ^8 i2 [5 I
TEACHER: No, that's wrong6 D- @, f/ I/ P" q h9 E$ s4 M
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. y" @$ {3 `6 v8 N5 Y0 v
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9 \- w+ A# y1 P% E7 m& e/ ITEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: E/ ~* }1 E" M# VDONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 \% X! k& s T7 N- B
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
) \' C B6 u- mDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ W: W5 R+ h: Z }* z' E kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ ?* o3 U* }7 O6 \
WINNIE: Me!
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+ E$ |2 ~% c7 g" dTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& _' v/ w [5 Z7 e ^5 K3 D
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') A8 d9 g' u0 ^" P8 [4 O( [! j, d
MILLIE: I is..
* g) \ N/ P3 f( ATEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') g% S7 B7 D( E7 o
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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+ V& o# P9 @, `# FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' c, I$ ]9 ^& JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 V- u3 N( L S9 F3 v4 g/ m$ f
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ O3 k9 y3 v2 Q2 t$ Q' l2 E
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 f) R. m2 P/ j/ O3 _$ R: UCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. i/ ^3 H) V/ O7 Q
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; f; [: f2 V1 ?3 X4 Q* N0 k2 x9 mTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& H4 x6 D0 G+ u6 ^5 VHAROLD: A teacher ' v$ }7 \, h' U5 D' v ]# l
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