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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 a! a) @# w0 j1 OMARIA: Here it is.
/ c* J# U+ O, Q7 [* i- ?" Q, UTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" R/ }$ @ ]& g5 Q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' h7 W# u' R' s2 w
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 I/ P. v" F6 H
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 |1 z5 H0 P# t0 l
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: y$ q$ i' ~) e
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ F6 \ s! W* m% Z% n9 t
TEACHER: What are you talking about?/ _9 p! z2 G/ R" x$ {! E7 Z
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 _* m% s: l% @
WINNIE: Me!
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1 o" W! O2 G3 NTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! x, n, W3 _% o3 y% d' ~& DGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 d9 S7 ]8 Y$ @5 \* Z! v5 q
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 l, _. X. I% F
MILLIE: I is..5 W, a( g/ j% P3 |5 C: y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ O: x: m3 Z+ }# ^1 T/ {
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) E4 d# \$ y' O# T. s6 d0 ^LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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$ R7 [& s# P! h5 ^+ c& s$ h) `TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 j/ m( [1 Y( W
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ y4 o9 i1 U9 @) w, }
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! U5 y5 w' U" XTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! m6 C" |2 |% ~3 P/ Y0 ^# j& s' z! t
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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3 A. y" M: O, f# K3 T+ dTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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