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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: \! L6 W! @, S4 }) K. X
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) R: d# w4 k8 x
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# _7 W! j- `( X4 \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ |7 E& L# o) R! g7 }2 AGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% }0 R2 X4 ?2 b; k
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 b$ A& D/ @( Q8 G
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ R3 b& g8 q+ t/ y& z2 x
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
' C3 K2 k! O4 h& l b1 uDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 ?4 s+ [8 t. j6 f) ? [- r; dTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' f8 E( v& K* j4 ^2 |5 TWINNIE: Me!
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. _+ ~6 ^% N* a& l* e! ^TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'( p7 @% P4 T# K6 R/ a
MILLIE: I is..
% J8 S2 Q8 A) F! N0 q/ g3 r! R5 nTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 O" |5 h! \3 L8 O
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 p! R0 G, D) \/ }
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 6 S) e) @4 j8 [( {' o2 J
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: r4 L% d2 G$ k- e: k, eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 E! o& z9 x: V5 S0 U" v, g
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 a0 V* ~5 @$ T
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
N/ K- n" Z) E' D; [/ R. I2 p2 `CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( b( w' x7 X! c8 u* E, q. D
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. q; y1 F( {, L+ ? T( Z6 dTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# _' G* P2 H7 A3 L2 L% i9 ^
HAROLD: A teacher
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