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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ V2 p# ~3 |! H/ `& _$ Y1 y9 e
MARIA: Here it is.6 z2 H4 y& T, ^+ ~ l% {
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" P4 R, R7 r2 d! O: K
CLASS: Maria.
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! ^/ J- q$ D1 m3 VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' \% n6 T/ p$ d8 S lJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 U1 h2 k- Q6 E' z9 I
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': B+ x! C$ O: Z& T( z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; I; ?" j* k7 |9 \; R0 w" yTEACHER: No, that's wrong
d9 E3 y l4 Q- W( TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ b+ y# E) K x) V+ I: ~
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* _4 D- `4 y& @3 s/ [TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? R, o v6 X, V
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* I9 f; F* u7 t8 RTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! k) S" M( M0 eWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' n% K- Q! O' J9 M% o3 G$ N' _" rGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* t) ?% U( O3 m) s. h& f
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" N* ~. H$ p5 v8 n$ s7 d: UMILLIE: I is..' I, P( f4 m8 s4 m% ?5 Q
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
" G: w4 d# _3 ]0 o9 S: z( w2 o7 t3 JMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 6 s Q5 z( v$ N
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& ?. l# S9 i c& D- BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?1 E2 o7 b$ L7 [" P( A5 x$ \
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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2 F9 K0 n; Y! B3 mTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% e6 } C. W+ J7 b0 v: q/ lSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. T4 R& x& F0 S; s
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ s/ T. D% j/ p, j O& V
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' ]9 R/ i; ?( r0 Q7 T
HAROLD: A teacher 8 o" f# J6 w" S, V$ ?' t
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