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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 r6 l3 M2 {5 B2 K8 P! u, P7 E2 u
MARIA: Here it is./ d( E: f1 |- ^. r
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 y D' A( M7 P. d' e; Y
CLASS: Maria.
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2 P' Z9 J B _4 ^0 A! m% | ]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* S4 a+ C n# l* pJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' m T) S$ m! F: V- U9 Q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& T4 P, _" A: o& n0 x7 q, W- s. F
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" X% f% f9 ~$ g) x& G" jGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ u# O# p9 x8 |# z! s$ V1 `( G
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; z; o7 b) \6 u- ^4 h' {1 A1 cTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 `: S7 p1 [' W7 _. w/ A& z' h8 ]DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
& I2 m( A+ F s" {0 [8 a0 gTEACHER: What are you talking about?
( q: Q- A1 \% @- V0 h& a& ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 p$ i0 Q i% M6 n. O8 S) RTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- b6 P" R+ N) j8 B0 w, wWINNIE: Me!
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4 p: o( I& |# q0 cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: ^+ L9 z. N7 ^1 z: aGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 ~: H$ Z' `3 ?6 `
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; A& q( H3 @; lMILLIE: I is..$ ^+ q0 e1 U4 L. C% b) B' C
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 b5 Z0 W4 U( S2 J' X5 p
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / F% r' D, b& X4 w5 _0 x% Z, v. O2 j
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# `( r6 C& @) b
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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3 G& @7 u2 v! u8 F$ u, ITEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
C5 {6 I0 h( |" {& J% p% |$ l# Z/ ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 T0 `8 ` q( z; b5 w
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( s8 {- u6 b- x% _
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 q5 b8 [& Y" t2 V+ iHAROLD: A teacher / ]. s" H4 T% ^9 y+ r
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