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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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4 m! t" _9 w! h2 X& T9 i+ FTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 J9 O6 a) ]9 s
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# |- A# `( a0 P+ j) a0 gJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.! D2 k9 Z/ d; R. v0 h8 C
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ D) y) `4 B2 S8 [" {
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 M2 V2 Z2 @* w
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
4 G. c) M& k# P1 K# z& |GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ^& f& v, e# @6 M/ v
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# R) D) ?/ }: k' O( sDONALD: H I J K L M N O.% ^. \& y; k# J2 L0 C
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
) |; t1 ]7 G$ o! e9 y ~DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ e! f9 Z, T8 z" ?TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- U' v) O+ R$ Y% sWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; L% [7 e7 r- j$ d
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( ?; F a' A( E* j% X1 Y
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) ^# {! o- m5 e8 R2 u; vTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; X6 d# L8 S ^
MILLIE: I is..
9 R6 F7 f# c8 h/ _1 |/ g# u QTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ T. k) X+ ^7 e# d6 D
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' $ c. C3 `; ?+ ^( I
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! ?3 E# ?7 D, Z* NTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 P; k0 _ Y' K6 M: E7 d
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & ~; R9 ?- d. H/ }
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2 q! b! M9 t% p/ X5 X- H' S! bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 T- J- Y0 x- c: {" Y5 ^8 D' u
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. {) c. E: X3 D
HAROLD: A teacher
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