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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* \5 j. T6 X  z5 O# O4 `/ KMARIA:       Here it is.
- t+ n# q' w3 E9 s. j( |TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' j. M0 l/ V# [6 SCLASS:        Maria.
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( u) H" R) Z0 f6 O( w0 a9 rTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 e/ o( _6 e( B) VJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.: \' r3 f, S# N+ q, O
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% {! P; o+ N# [1 \+ u  `/ i2 G) H
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 l2 k1 `1 h3 y. q( K  y3 E, z6 [
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong# \; W) f( a9 ^$ g3 y& Y- U& F
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% G; l& R. |. |6 x/ WDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 ^+ U# x: i9 s: V! zTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  B' o& L$ Y2 {* b  D' k: B* a2 X6 U) oDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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4 ?0 V0 o' s0 M' nTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 T% |- C) _$ o) o+ A8 y7 sGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 e( R0 `' q; Q' @* V6 ]
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ r/ k; K6 V$ c" HMILLIE:          I is... W+ w+ g/ n  A3 `2 _: Q
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'( U% X! X0 ?, M* [/ ~- p2 J
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     # @  \, I% k, \  P

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# M5 g0 Q7 R3 S6 K. q9 ~
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   : U2 p, z8 I8 e2 @7 U) B+ A1 p: X
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ ?. K3 \2 d: ]( @SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 I8 j6 l8 N; [) g1 WCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.* K7 c, ^& s$ U& M
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2 ]7 l8 z# O7 l! V+ {. T) O9 OTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ M" |: U, n1 x2 i* }! f+ ?HAROLD:       A teacher   W  [" N) g5 H+ a

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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........& @  i- i* e- j0 @2 h3 P( |* ^
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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