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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .' h6 o1 H/ w* J+ Z& s
MARIA:       Here it is.( ~/ F% t& E: {8 }
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
( ?0 t. ]+ s1 m- YCLASS:        Maria.- W9 ^6 o  l7 y7 V% h, U; M+ n
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6 ~" q9 O0 j$ `! z; w$ B3 NTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / {, s7 u$ J* n+ \8 i8 Y4 T: }, t
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.$ k: X& w9 d6 _; [- w. n
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 P0 J5 C4 d1 d  H: FGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ t6 ?  ?/ j* |3 [1 @TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
7 @  P$ J, v( U5 D, H$ NGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( F8 z  H+ ?" e* I
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
7 d7 Y9 f" D0 r9 `5 v, e2 E/ y$ C8 pTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
8 t' B; ]. C* G0 A) i/ g- kDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 j0 H9 c& w1 w- V. c
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 ?* G( i& V5 D
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'  E5 h7 x: \: O# r1 h6 L
MILLIE:          I is..0 ^0 c5 X1 h7 Q  J3 q
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& t; w* H, w1 NMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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' `2 D# d) \1 _, n0 [  uTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ Y/ Z- x9 W3 l  f  mLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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1 U, ?" i; A" S+ A4 U/ VTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 u& a# h8 V6 i2 P1 e# rSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 \9 v& o) U7 l
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' Y5 Y* f& Y  p0 }5 o/ }7 `CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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9 l1 n' j( f, a4 B# }TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- }3 v8 _. y* F, AHAROLD:       A teacher 8 N) c1 y' D" C
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........- D: y: e+ P4 z
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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