Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
; q" B$ g5 P% M6 MTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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5 s- I3 c9 _" `' e4 xTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 O; r% e6 j. K' a1 M& R# BJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 N# F4 L, f1 V% ]; `% e( f8 PTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 k0 J8 h, T  x# T3 u: ^; M( u5 MGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
. W9 }2 Z( r, Q! J& H5 h; XGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 x+ [4 v: w& VDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 Y8 o! F+ e; _: K/ p+ a. F4 LTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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+ p3 z7 B) K# o" F5 YTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ K! K4 ^* p4 \+ qMILLIE:          I is..
+ A1 E/ A& ~/ X2 a" z. ^. wTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
# S1 E- r! Q" }! q' I- SMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 b: v8 k) m8 KTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 j1 l; w/ E% ?' pTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)