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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: M. s6 y9 c8 `' Z, b; n
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$ l# m+ z4 d$ _5 l. _: jTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( ^8 \7 N) R- [
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) b; H: R# l K& i' N1 }; yTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. t& C4 q) ~% f; J) z9 @' q$ yGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% g) l7 Q; S/ y: |- U3 z& _) S/ zTEACHER: No, that's wrong
) X( g/ y7 e* P& ?GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. Q0 b2 J \2 E; o1 r/ U) jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?% w- f) w# |) T0 _3 e$ _% R
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" f' f& i3 D2 j0 k3 X+ u9 Z% S! x! q5 dTEACHER: What are you talking about?5 O6 _ I/ u& ^6 Y) A
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., j# Q0 r7 L: ]$ g/ n c
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 z' v2 L* V- y! l _WINNIE: Me!0 q2 K4 ^+ S6 U* @
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# v9 T9 |$ w8 a7 EGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 L4 X# O+ @7 {& S$ [/ w
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3 V; B, k; ?# K5 J2 n* f# CTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' ]8 ^$ p! \9 e @& W8 ]8 AMILLIE: I is..5 ^7 A/ _% J3 J5 G
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
n+ [3 e4 Q( [8 vMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 C+ \, t- F/ X1 H* ]7 o
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* N# ?3 Z' C4 |. D; v% {LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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- Y5 l& j& U* @ vTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' f8 k v1 s, `SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 u8 u( w8 w- d: p
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* w9 d0 ]" p0 d
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ ~8 A! r1 [+ g/ Y* a
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 j5 h1 G4 L: Z% y2 eHAROLD: A teacher ( @. b9 W8 y4 E' X# {; F
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