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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: k1 T. j" w; E: U0 \* o5 k
MARIA: Here it is.
( n c% y5 K' j9 mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; ?* S2 J5 T; {- r
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( I K/ z9 o, j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" E4 L8 g; u. m, q. yGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 g. S1 C$ }& H9 BTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? x. s/ @! m7 @ C( J. b) T% ^% m+ I
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 B3 a: u( @1 W! U& s, M
TEACHER: What are you talking about?5 U' T5 A1 M0 }7 ^9 D/ g9 n& A
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.$ v' d/ `0 N2 w5 A0 z$ I% y
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. i3 g1 [5 E8 v9 }& [2 I9 d' E
WINNIE: Me!
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I$ l/ R9 K t0 hTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 T7 O! J: U! I2 S
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( t7 Y. D2 y. i0 c
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 Y5 M: ~) V4 d3 o7 V) v8 K M* t
MILLIE: I is..5 A: ?6 W+ Y" J0 D) {$ K
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', R% C# A" Z9 z8 ^8 n
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 E. {0 f) f% d# R+ [3 F* }
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ m' j' K$ @* ^- p3 L
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ A6 e' w1 m5 V
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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