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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 Q' {/ {7 k! X8 ]" l' a3 {
CLASS: Maria.
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/ M/ f) R' U M# G2 p5 qTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 G1 g* ^" G- Q! B2 G+ ^6 rJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ d/ l9 B5 Y" B2 R1 F' qTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' x$ K# T" U* o5 M) [4 ^$ z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& V' q: [5 g$ @0 l6 f% U6 `
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 Y" M H8 e1 |
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ W( n d/ K& J5 A
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 F: T( a& V+ s: L; c; [/ lDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% Z- } W8 ~% N1 s; Y( T
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, V8 b9 `. z5 V* X6 {" [WINNIE: Me!6 Q5 i; w, |9 }3 l, g9 U/ r
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) T6 b9 I; q5 P
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; U; P# J2 J! D6 o) kTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ V% k- {) p! {: O
MILLIE: I is..' G" i+ h8 W6 Z# k4 ?* L) t& w
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) ?5 m2 `+ {3 k" l& k6 SMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 e& z) t/ {3 E( ]" U
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
a S! X" j2 A) D" Q9 a( t" jSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- _+ j/ T4 Y5 DTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! V! H1 h5 w4 m- xCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' F" J* H" v1 W( @4 x: HTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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