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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 ]* s, k' n6 P! |& R
MARIA:       Here it is.
/ k2 |, e% Z9 \8 x! b9 uTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 x$ e/ L; V: n
CLASS:        Maria.
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& j9 V& R0 G3 o5 G, JTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - {% h7 f( k( U+ R; K9 |0 p. \7 ?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 E, ~. e+ C) D0 \  H; CTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
' g2 N; W$ |) c; F  M5 @5 s* NGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 ]! N6 O1 G8 a7 s& Q" WTEACHER:  No, that's wrong2 l7 g! u. R5 B) j) g: m
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* X+ ^6 s/ o( h) u9 C1 VDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, w9 ^8 C! x1 g' j2 L5 s5 n0 N; UTEACHER:  What are you talking about?8 a/ \# I4 J' I9 K
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.. N4 f6 J- i' K0 T! D
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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% |- x% U6 s$ I, D! Y4 o' x  dTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) a# e& \! ]3 h9 g; q( X
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, r: c/ L! @+ j! h: H& b- }) }TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'! u* L* \8 f  V0 I8 H
MILLIE:          I is..8 _+ Z: c- M) S' E) j
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', C6 T$ [7 v& {; T# W+ J
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     " f% N. m$ G' A; z1 |* g6 H# F
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 l0 {  O  z* D' Q
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 a9 W5 R" w1 }9 w; H  ]SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! ]) Y+ R9 G" u" B- M0 ?& m
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ W. M+ [% z" \
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" y" ]7 Z7 I1 F( f* a8 ?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........& Q) {' Z0 P( S8 k8 A+ {- ~; d2 G
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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