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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
v( ~5 t e. h6 O. J* g) eMARIA: Here it is.
. T" O% Z' Q" H2 @- c9 zTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 D& k2 Y: L' @5 L& XJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.! }; ]2 ?$ Z) @$ \- g9 L
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7 s/ q( l3 F1 Z7 STEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 h4 m! L' a2 O* {GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. c' \! z2 F5 ?! s% u4 v* r) ~- K
TEACHER: No, that's wrong; D8 E: H( s9 F2 ?9 f7 U
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 P4 ], t: f! `% |4 l' tDONALD: H I J K L M N O./ l/ x/ ?1 V+ t3 @
TEACHER: What are you talking about?, c9 P+ y+ Y9 n2 ^ n
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, T: O' z, J: o3 HTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 I: c* S2 Q7 M2 Y% t! oWINNIE: Me!! a0 z* ?6 i; r) d/ ~$ l( [
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' i* w5 P, h, P+ R: |. L$ w, B- JTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* y8 u7 F7 \: ?' |8 [& ~
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 P* m/ t& Q6 A; cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% w5 I O# R r' B2 _3 v* l5 t: U
MILLIE: I is.." @" ~' z, P4 t& T; F! p3 A
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 }8 L. q0 m! B6 {% I# hMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / m+ O; l, R3 d9 v
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; S" y# |+ W: ~8 F0 s( HLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. " m0 f4 G( P z& i/ `4 ~
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 @9 d$ _+ Y& T& c4 }SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! F1 z7 P& d5 w6 Z% i
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" K1 `) z6 Q$ U% `5 FCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.& ?* n8 G, ~, S) X
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, S F+ b- L" f2 Q. z; yHAROLD: A teacher 9 X* K* _9 b# ^
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