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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( G8 I( d1 i3 O) o- ?6 D
CLASS: Maria.
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7 h j( q% z( RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 ^# V8 ]; C% m% F; P- NJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 w. \, l, Z7 y% {( ^7 m# F1 S- o
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7 ]. `! H$ @& r6 x# { b x; g) UTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' F3 S& G( L8 h; m0 H, z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! F/ z4 a+ W3 i5 _7 S3 ]5 p
TEACHER: No, that's wrong' o: K8 O+ D3 u( p
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% L% S# u, L+ P
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2 b+ }# H) O( ]TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( u7 f3 B \# e# ?; U& gDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! ^) G' A' L; m6 I" xTEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ K6 c" j: j' {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 y% S8 u& }$ T- j$ S
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 Z5 i6 K2 ~' U! x' K/ C1 I) eWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: v0 e& f4 o% P" n* @, \3 ?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 L$ R: w: @- X" n
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' M# L* N; B9 H! E5 L w" g
MILLIE: I is..% {5 a* u" J2 k Q
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 ~$ B' x% s8 H0 q7 L
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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7 \( D: I0 ]: s' z' jTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 y' K! t$ L: J( x8 y+ Q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 [4 U6 G# `2 H" n
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ [. n" F' K( L0 A- ?, B
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) ~8 q' I, q# H9 q, k
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- D% D4 }7 \* H- `- n0 N! V4 B% RTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 k: ~' K M6 B3 c
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.& a/ W# M2 W, o
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/ d8 a1 \; B( u' m4 u0 _$ d( cTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 W" Z5 c @% i2 G2 H9 {6 @HAROLD: A teacher
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