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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, y& V1 M2 m' e3 m1 n5 R  u" jMARIA:       Here it is.+ P+ Y& k# |9 b7 p, J& E& n; s% J
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, P3 z% N9 R' L( @4 b
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( Y5 u' m4 a' N6 ~( e
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.6 p- }- R: E# M6 B+ F. ?
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 K$ O0 ~3 z/ Q8 s6 L4 e& U
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 y/ [, h+ S4 O0 b5 YTEACHER:  No, that's wrong4 c6 c6 @: o6 p$ t% }/ J- s5 ~2 `/ z
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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  q  v" u  L. j  [: H, v- A+ OTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# I- ^$ d& d! K# A, \DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
+ H# q' X/ {. [- H6 F5 D0 P+ qTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
3 u- |# T( b4 n9 V  [DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& d: Q8 l" U& K3 k; U  E+ vTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
  ?8 Z3 F+ a! L' A2 TWINNIE:     Me!& I7 T) L" g( n9 T! c: |' w
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 t& n/ \+ a: F+ q; T/ x, e8 NGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( b' h1 y4 k- c+ D1 f
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) G* ^+ N( t+ ?+ ETEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- G* }! n, n; Z3 f/ E: U8 x! P6 pMILLIE:          I is..
  U, o4 |& f+ U# MTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% {( B! u$ T6 U$ r& S3 CMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       _& M: S9 U1 H) u8 Q3 x  u
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6 n5 q0 F: n0 R- o9 uTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 X4 B; F. E/ j# oLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   0 t$ u+ g4 }4 \! d8 X. M* M2 K
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% R. R' E1 R$ g" G% N2 xSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 e0 e* R; z7 ~' \* z
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5 B( h1 K" e7 C9 YTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! }0 T3 Y0 b  y
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.: n4 T! r# z, n
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" f' b" S' ?) J& m8 lTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  v, f, ^. W# n9 t0 S3 aHAROLD:       A teacher # m3 {( u% O9 d/ h  W

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........3 X$ _. I( l# P) ^4 U. j
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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