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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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/ U; b* b }3 [1 _TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 x$ G6 R! R9 Q7 ?
CLASS: Maria.
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% B+ P) z, T, w5 H% G0 ATEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: K8 C1 c ]' @$ q! b [JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, K, f# E& N9 l+ E5 ^6 J# D5 _TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ f- }4 Q1 H* f% z: V0 B) U. U
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 C7 s9 O' J7 |8 P1 n( P) D/ B: \
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# X+ @0 d# q3 T4 kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.8 b9 j5 Q- C' ^% L2 x5 ]4 @
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- }1 I5 b) ?9 T) U- t9 O* R! HTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; J4 i1 C# j/ X& O. fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.' ]% H8 h, k- s7 ]' {
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 h: o* s! y, q; TDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 A" g- B4 p4 e! T, t" ^
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 O- r$ \5 C2 aWINNIE: Me!
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- a+ @& f0 N2 J1 i; s4 gTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 N1 h% b) R- p1 }2 A5 U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.% I+ [+ s. l6 G- M/ l
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0 @0 y& b6 X/ V( V% M1 I% p# h* }TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' [$ ?$ o! t; R" N& G
MILLIE: I is..8 R( ]. x/ p1 Q U) Z: j
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'1 a! X& p( _2 K+ t8 m
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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' g# ^# b8 b+ B1 h2 a ~TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" ^/ J' H2 {" C5 l# M! |9 E% L @LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 b2 F+ F m- C$ N" j8 o" [
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# p- O' M5 A/ F* p* z6 @6 t7 f' cTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ P4 |5 b; i% h/ r& h. n' B! ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 v' _# } F/ x" h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 N1 V9 `$ T* p: n. a8 Y
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?0 Y7 e+ C" L6 t0 d- H! d$ g, ?
HAROLD: A teacher
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