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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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7 `# f* }! V# DTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, b' u9 {8 z& P5 ^1 E8 N' d7 p6 ?
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. C- s+ u0 z' KTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 h+ a2 Q' U5 P9 ~" ~
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* {- P9 N5 N% A( B4 f1 v! U
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) r4 h* A: V# C* qGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% D! W5 L; V8 m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' |$ B: E0 z/ ~! q% z. kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# F w. g, C3 E! _) C! lDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" `) y' o) y+ \$ YTEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 S) y% W8 B/ E CDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 B3 _9 v! M* m) Z) ]WINNIE: Me!+ H; W1 u$ B) ]
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?5 q6 C& t/ }( p. ^ L: H4 B; }6 P% H
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are., a, ~5 c6 J8 M
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: z3 {" ]; W7 bTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* Y! [* p4 i* ~$ gMILLIE: I is..
% T0 Z2 q5 ?, H- L h8 ?% ATEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( @. s4 [, p$ F3 y, u# m( QMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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: r+ o( T; @3 M- A( V# Z0 q7 `7 ]0 Z) qTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 _# I; o- d0 H2 }' s
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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- `3 Z, W$ n: u4 S9 {1 t- W" xTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?3 n7 `$ W: Q2 Z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. A9 C6 C) R3 i' d
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- [$ g) |) N$ \5 ATEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 j: G) w3 d( x3 q9 aCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 S& z8 F* v/ \
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ b* N+ V8 Z" @/ K# Z& r0 b, F* v
HAROLD: A teacher . Z* L# u4 Y$ i. q9 }2 W. X
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