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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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. p) t. A2 D4 J: |6 qTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 z3 [# F- S% x- v) lJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'' o1 X3 n( d" I) w. W+ m+ \! l/ [4 ]
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. s6 i1 Z' n( m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong }( M! k7 h7 ` b9 H: d9 Q9 n
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: s" U1 z5 q; o# b" j. w
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 F; k5 A' k) ` E
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.+ O' A$ Z- ^2 q+ P6 G8 u
TEACHER: What are you talking about?- ^' D6 i! V% n- G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 |& x* H( `+ r s4 Z5 bTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.- r2 V. C$ N) Y; G/ Y. _8 S
WINNIE: Me!8 ^7 y5 E1 O$ U( Y. K: u4 M
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# t) k# ?. E$ ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& d5 f/ S$ _0 R( c e9 z, hGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 o' x. q: g! p o/ V4 A: eMILLIE: I is..
$ l! V0 Q( B6 c) F) U. N% ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 F) F: V- T% ?8 C" xMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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) b) r4 E7 o/ w3 o. L) JTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# O+ o) W- W/ S0 ^! n% |8 BLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?/ y. P9 u% T6 `' v
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook./ N, b' U3 C" c0 B& j7 S" |6 Z
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- \7 C, t1 X& ]
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" ]) }7 }6 w- c0 q, zTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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