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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 N- w2 b3 I/ y4 ?1 ]( iMARIA:       Here it is." `5 }* v% n& d. E8 C4 F: b1 D
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, ]% G3 w" L3 w4 n
CLASS:        Maria., D5 g1 I+ I: H/ V) M) b
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7 H3 a! e" u8 F, @8 g0 U9 k  kTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ ~% X4 l3 |% ^  T6 l# v/ d0 g" ^JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" C* e$ w4 a. k/ S8 e$ d6 Y
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ b6 I* {7 y7 K; N  ?TEACHER:  No, that's wrong2 H& F0 z7 J$ J5 H
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ m# [5 W& ]6 A: @+ p
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* }' R/ j- M( H, |& @# T4 dTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 X' w7 Z7 R- E2 ~5 M9 |
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
$ t2 O) p+ O6 x# jTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
* i4 u& H0 V4 t7 }  n0 u! P7 IDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.- E8 m' J( f: b! W9 X. o# \
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4 q) @, [/ x4 u, S8 i3 i8 CTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 X  ?8 N7 l' L( W3 d
WINNIE:     Me!
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2 ^* {) b2 q! O  mTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 u2 Q( B0 `' E, _2 V
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.+ T6 d+ _( u) C0 T* [) |
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
  q1 l, o. j5 |MILLIE:          I is..
5 N/ S2 \1 J1 ~0 T6 sTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 l( U$ m, c' r8 t) t/ o" _MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     8 |/ E2 n( _% }( G2 {0 D

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( v+ w) D7 q" R+ \& FTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ u3 }6 f) q: @( n: O+ yLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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. H1 `- p% ?- wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?: W! A8 O# x( K' E# M
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 h; n- {- c/ J! U- _3 ]8 H; W2 q, LTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 h, U0 B9 h: L: p* w
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 Z+ `9 u. S0 V4 D3 y; H0 i. a$ `
HAROLD:       A teacher 8 [2 w% ]# ?1 X! r
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........1 v: n' h7 p+ L7 b+ U
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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