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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .7 W; s l; b# e/ n1 H, {
MARIA: Here it is.
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$ F1 e: k0 u" r. A* m) bCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 E! C5 W8 I7 n! m& {3 e0 g. lJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 t ~: s% x5 ~- @* ?TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'. g6 Y) {/ d- }/ P) @
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& ] t1 F3 L& o
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& n# U% a" L: P1 Q# [. Q9 `GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 q+ {' A9 H& HTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; c' o. {% d4 ~0 c, L6 Q
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
& z# `" w) Q+ X& l. A6 oTEACHER: What are you talking about?
% c2 D+ d9 C, u/ @/ HDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 ? ~% u- }) i( l% RTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 R, `6 {, S" i& s7 m1 CWINNIE: Me!
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. f' M& p4 z" c0 a! ]6 |- VTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, _5 ~ t* V1 c6 C+ E3 A; z7 T1 }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 a3 W2 x' c1 E6 I: L. y Q% i
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/ r' L& L6 |5 d+ n7 WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') Y: ~$ a1 } t3 ^1 B ^
MILLIE: I is..+ u( B5 t$ S8 k* Y1 J5 _' N! u$ u
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ M5 X- f% ~2 J# y. S% x
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' . a! c: C i4 `( N
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* ]8 l% _* A6 z' @; [. v) m
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! o. Y) c8 M( F+ |% H
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" @5 u2 L q2 P3 r- u; I* nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 A: E& \& L/ i& G' V6 a4 o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 }5 S0 P; y5 q1 DTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% _" s& ~5 ^4 U/ oCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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u3 ?1 k5 @! v% s ?9 T: e1 kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# `: |& `' r9 d1 i- u
HAROLD: A teacher - E! U9 z/ M& l
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