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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 \; g8 L3 t( Z& Y7 _! F' qMARIA: Here it is.+ N( U* V2 E& s9 o. u# r3 d% l
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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: J: m8 F& F" w& v) l0 q4 s; B$ ZTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . z( z4 I4 u' g- K2 |' m! ~) Z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% t/ l- w: e5 J8 O1 f5 C) D
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1 |" K2 U3 H5 Q3 UTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* K. g) H, U; @* ~GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 u8 X5 |8 b7 a7 v: H* |TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" D! f7 f# Q8 N. DGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 b8 ?( \4 i+ I) N
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" Q- q/ J; i2 E7 z: eTEACHER: What are you talking about?. U; j3 b% l1 x9 K- A. }
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 |+ a. N, }4 g7 H' uWINNIE: Me!* Q) U3 t# V3 u0 x2 x% B. v
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. V5 F$ w' W6 m9 |+ ?3 \TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" |0 J1 k6 H$ w9 O- g+ L$ \GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 ~/ ^8 u& _2 e* _+ E+ f3 n: _2 dTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ |' |1 [- d3 M5 I/ V6 cMILLIE: I is..# y4 D- u' Z. ~
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! m9 a# u( E+ p4 j# K# l# ~
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 g/ o: @3 Y, x+ l+ H; V8 K
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" i; D; b6 o2 Z" P! x/ d' mTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& H1 l* R+ |+ A5 D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; h: s. {& d& J" P
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 l6 q8 w, C. M% u! O
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 k# J) B0 `/ G0 _- u' u; F
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- d: R4 Y9 E+ g' r: yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" H8 N1 U9 U$ E: b& L2 ]! D, J
HAROLD: A teacher
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