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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" |* _$ {, R- S* B' m* vMARIA:       Here it is.
) L3 `0 d" B% A  S9 S$ T. N0 x9 pTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 d, N3 q) L) O" m. V  g  s% F+ t# u
CLASS:        Maria.# b1 V% }1 z4 _! D  j" f
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% d) b: Q! q. N# b; h0 k  LTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, N( [" T! |! x7 L( T. DJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.) i" t. e* L" w9 y% j6 t
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ j9 v2 @6 o2 F. s5 x) V# e
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 a4 H2 j% L0 D4 ?. c  p, e7 A  J
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
, h1 x7 G7 J2 J; c# {* b0 OGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 A1 b) @( ^$ y0 J8 fTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 Z/ K& ?, h$ G  e' R$ X" R
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O./ f% Z5 C: }3 t4 M; j& j  K  K
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
; i& n! w: O/ r9 T% V% c; |; i+ \DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.* K* T: s& A* Y2 v+ X! W* S
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 |4 J  z/ c! U2 ?
WINNIE:     Me!# e( }! C2 m' r* N
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3 g) P5 X* e! x7 j3 q7 iTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! \6 h- }4 s! M
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% L$ c! w2 U% d# w0 P6 \+ K3 GTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' o. C3 p, R9 [( W- o! m+ jMILLIE:          I is../ O8 v9 B. n# j5 N" w" L) [) X
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% p2 R# ~3 \, o
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     : O( j) x' p/ J8 A& _! m7 K! h

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 i. _, c, N( l9 V: t: y; e0 k
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# A  J, D4 @5 c1 z3 TSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 o! Z5 |9 m& t# ]4 n4 H, f
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# \1 C. ]+ r: U3 y6 B. kCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.5 J3 b# V5 `0 R+ n& |# h9 U
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" U1 M2 k# Y% C- v1 O! ~, XTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, c+ ^. R% i% A# u8 Z# f! o- w/ J: zHAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........2 k8 x+ h- J8 y8 @" v, L" |. L9 T. W
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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