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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 ?; a7 s& f( L6 z. `, n; `1 b
MARIA:       Here it is.1 h0 E& w7 C. u" F) p" G
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 h& B8 B; B9 q! g# ], s/ zJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.4 X3 d( h9 q" R: L. D+ G4 m& K
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2 H; M4 {% J+ [5 M  \# B7 {TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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TEACHER:  No, that's wrong# _1 A! u/ z: U7 c2 A  L! d
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 _9 k' p. P7 D6 L  a; m3 T* Y2 v; K
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* Q# ]3 H7 e  p# `  p) S; |7 v" ]  {TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 b$ L" S( ]! l* T4 q
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.+ F2 _6 X& C2 }7 N& N
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
# z. N: P  N- |. l8 C0 a" o: z! ZDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.% a8 v1 C5 p" Z3 v; R
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" z8 o% {% E$ z2 X' aTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, k/ s" i) X5 l( |& o( b2 MWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 k4 o. r. Z1 n) o' j4 `  v% Q
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% s% P& i" ?% w
MILLIE:          I is..
6 U( d. Y. }1 P% o& ^TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 o) y0 J9 P: O3 [) ]+ f6 R
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     4 n* N0 O! P5 j) I$ A9 v9 i
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- E1 l8 U% q' e6 l$ QLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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3 V5 V. h: w/ e9 u# c2 UTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! Q; T% d, }6 w* h
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 g/ ?- o7 e9 O) d5 h$ C
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" W% y& H* K' F& DTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- s* A7 a( X& i, @% h8 E: Z
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 B, |9 X% o9 j' w) o; kHAROLD:       A teacher 5 y# l$ t* y* S0 k( l1 r0 s5 X
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........% {# ^; n  f/ W2 ~% t/ S% g# d. V" o
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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