Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 ^1 H" v4 k' M+ IMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
5 `# `, y# u5 T  \$ ~CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# t' q; e% n7 Q" g& LGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
" @. L3 {0 o2 [# [! r, Z$ aGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 H) @4 H# K: B+ ADONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
2 T  R4 {+ K$ A/ A7 |TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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/ o7 Y' l; a# ^; M7 g9 iTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 W( j' J3 z; x/ ]" O6 dTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) O" {/ k1 s) K  ZMILLIE:          I is..
/ ~% a5 m) m. ATEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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. |9 A6 u; g% p& CTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 N8 g7 m; O. y& q3 @( }LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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1 H, r: X& P- f4 GTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)