Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
/ M/ E2 O# Q4 E6 G/ }TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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; m" @% s) s  d$ Z1 |) PTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' f5 s" P3 v0 P) e0 pJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ T7 k9 j+ c9 s4 N& x: O3 G. nTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; Y& o& B- t4 T6 d/ e1 A* @0 yDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
+ p3 g( N. Y6 m# `" }DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: r( y2 C& Q- rGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 f: |: _7 k3 k8 P. i- ~# OTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
- d! ~0 V% K8 w0 ZTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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& H- ~$ A/ a6 F( A: Q: qTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* X1 g9 X+ N8 {0 a) i; k* n( eLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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" N1 U. Z/ ?! \9 |$ i  x4 YTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: X% V  h/ L$ P9 r: [: oTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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& U# Q. p! H8 y4 D5 O" K4 jTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)