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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
8 q' k7 B* B1 y, NMARIA:       Here it is.$ O1 A) ?" x' m4 f# \
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
( A6 P6 Z, s6 i0 zCLASS:        Maria.$ ]' c  C0 t4 J/ |% z- d( h" Y
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- ?9 D8 b! n- L; r4 gTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; A* M' ~: Z4 c" o- @JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
4 f- B* c# @* ?0 h% T/ N- |GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 y7 h/ I4 {9 ?, O0 H0 m, t7 j
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
+ Y" a# Z# O) x# _; \* h5 @GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# l2 r9 @) l- W' s9 qTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; Q' ^! m( j; h
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.. @6 T3 V7 ?2 e! G" n- K6 S1 V
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
& h" O' g. e6 kDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 t8 o3 a4 Q1 Z
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4 W- T. ~  p3 S: d9 a2 L& TTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& L( y( m" l) ~WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?3 o$ c7 d" k1 f8 `; O* f
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 R7 N" c" X; F( A* {
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' d6 u1 t' V/ o) c2 Z$ ?! vTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') ?- @4 q8 |! I0 ^  i  P
MILLIE:          I is..
! m# H' s5 o7 M0 u. HTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
  E7 P( J+ [& MMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     3 e/ J2 M" `! V; v# O
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) p% m9 P/ `# H0 N: L& n$ mTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  m% a$ P. H$ ~. n) ^
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 S; p( F  p1 V$ b1 q! c
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 [: R7 Z: {% a9 sTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 x/ x4 \" t2 Z) z9 Q/ C9 r
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog./ V8 _9 ], t8 D: ]1 I( W
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! y; R! V, i  c  ^  P
HAROLD:       A teacher + u. P: o/ `9 C+ W2 _
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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