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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 X% J7 v$ V/ p1 ^. s& Y% h! P
MARIA: Here it is.* i2 |2 i; v$ w: U9 `% f
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
3 Y: ]7 V5 o5 x/ nCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% O' g" x! }9 g% D0 CJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
u- \# z; Z9 p6 U4 sGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 b. k6 \; i; x' P7 [TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 V5 x: O0 e0 v9 C) U- L0 z- z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ ^% N: W0 w& \
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 ]6 V5 I$ N+ v/ C0 ]DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 M9 r% q2 ~% U# A3 j- QTEACHER: What are you talking about?
( _! v' ^+ M+ `: c0 {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! e4 |7 y* T2 v) FWINNIE: Me!' v8 p6 Z2 h+ A5 }, b& Z' X
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; b5 g1 G- \$ I, `$ Y: \) J* tTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' U: v W1 H3 t c9 Q) lGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' J( k; m$ }% D
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: s4 G& l5 \! [$ fTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
* z- N/ K' P6 gMILLIE: I is..7 M; O$ j# n- \0 M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
I- D7 W: @ d4 V/ R( YMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" S+ r( H# d' u, u3 ZTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 w& M' s) m( d$ [
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) B0 z! {" ^2 X4 ~
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 n: q: P) [" e- e) X9 g2 ^) }CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 \( L6 p; |3 qHAROLD: A teacher
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