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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? }: U$ v- V& r
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( r( ?6 {' U I# K
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.' |9 g* }( B( S, r9 W
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 H& E$ ?: a* V# M3 Q. KGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. O7 {4 _4 E+ V
TEACHER: No, that's wrong; o/ f1 R' ?! `$ l* ~( d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; W8 Z; m1 g3 {& `7 ]# S: j
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9 W( |# N; Q. J: u' j( r! RTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 h, @3 K1 w6 m/ j$ b% W! Q* T( r b
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.7 D) q h' X4 `8 o% q. \! W1 |$ t
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
! @/ B& ]0 i6 u$ ^% c+ vDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, Z: T* O% X/ \$ c" k" rWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 @4 O& C' |% x+ C2 \/ H2 y7 j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: e, a9 ] l/ ?$ ~) |TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 U6 `& {1 D5 m0 A; FMILLIE: I is..
: M& t0 J6 [: n5 s% h3 _1 j7 m4 iTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 |, U6 T- `9 K. C! c
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ' P: z% }1 a: s. \7 \$ O( h) B
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?! q, z8 m* ?+ F1 @4 DTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 V6 `) H1 u5 `1 L/ e
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 }; m1 R) l3 _' O
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# Y3 g* w3 y: w6 e, Z6 e* [
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 {+ l! g# f, ~; ?$ N
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?! o1 x% l8 |6 C
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 L4 w$ h9 L3 r# c$ J: m" [
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+ E% B/ G$ J$ nTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" ?) T* m% N9 v
HAROLD: A teacher
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