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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! C! S) ?" u4 M0 ?( F% R
MARIA: Here it is." x% N* g. L% r, _- k* l
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ j3 F0 h* h/ ~) L
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1 v4 I) {2 K$ z8 v9 MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / S y- b0 X2 p5 G3 ^
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 H9 ]( U/ q4 B! |: CTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( l$ F+ h8 v! g1 y# A+ O5 \
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 J9 A K! J' T$ S# UTEACHER: No, that's wrong
& w0 J/ T- O. P; g; pGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& r+ [8 N: y8 `; C, O) wDONALD: H I J K L M N O.) {7 }0 [" Y3 y E4 O3 w+ m# h
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
' l* A8 d, X! ^' y5 d: TDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- P. w- d( e) d
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/ S% D* i' t9 d" K( v3 e( p+ V0 BTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 d, J. m# o: Q+ e
WINNIE: Me!
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& e0 m: F. N9 U& w$ rTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; `0 W' U, v3 N, V6 T' \$ }, V! L. hGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# t5 d7 F+ Y! u mMILLIE: I is..
! e! M; f# c' @( R" ~+ RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. a/ l, F6 h8 X" l% W
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' . P/ R2 c2 @; b* L7 `* ]
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$ z% y& c% g, {$ V cTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% I" l* \# U% f/ `5 |" uLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) n' D7 H! N A3 N8 D6 l _SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ y" Q% b2 J! A" \8 M% nTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& e/ W9 z. n" X! c5 M1 TCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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/ k9 t) b @" m/ j+ y) GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. k- I: S0 g) L9 W# I
HAROLD: A teacher ) G' n' K/ Z% r( C, y/ r4 C$ c" Y
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