Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
/ P8 b1 @1 w& [6 CTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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4 h+ s+ P$ @9 m% H+ l1 G; v6 {! MTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) R' [/ A  A; zGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) `" d: L. S1 \2 Q* eTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 b6 f) a# X( o$ {DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
$ d: R$ _8 e( d$ r# C8 d% ODONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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  k; C# ~' x+ n7 W. e; B) MTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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6 L, K9 |( Z- C' V6 ^8 ~, a! h7 iTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 X, |# Z3 L. E' j% J( GGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 p+ m# V5 D6 Y) }( I$ s9 D& u3 [TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
; {" \  Y- q: {/ P& e5 OMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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/ r- `6 {- W' q+ O$ X4 UTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 J6 f* X3 x3 ELOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 C  O# a( e' gTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( l* Y# V" \9 y/ e! {" b+ M6 B1 ?CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* O( O+ ]# M2 u% p4 k  z- sTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)