Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
4 y. G- g) [3 ?  T$ }' VMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
8 i, ?$ q' B+ r6 ~& C& PCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! H: D! l% B' |; \6 z' P/ |+ i' vTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ B2 O+ U5 ?0 ?4 c% ZDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
+ j5 ]- X: ~/ k* m) T0 t" ^2 MTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
/ |1 F% x- w% s! [7 SDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- g5 ^( w( o5 j2 c  fTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 V# O" Q9 e$ jWINNIE:     Me!
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# @/ s/ [' J. \% s! ?2 |" cTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; v# G! E1 [% CGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, W2 `/ V' Z# I  U1 x9 I7 T2 q, NTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 w2 L- d! \2 g* FLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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2 K, k8 |. y; t6 `4 W" G9 fTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 V& X- n% B. M: c! lTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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, R% {7 K' }, z) `3 k$ N6 ^/ sTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)