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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( a! o1 h8 Q/ T% H$ w7 t7 G
MARIA: Here it is.5 v( n0 H' i4 M4 E4 r$ F4 H
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 ^; Z! d4 |9 W
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 ]: u2 t2 Z6 x4 | ?3 [
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% g6 q' L; B+ l1 l
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'3 d# X0 l% [2 ^, ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong) ~; m- i1 d5 Y! |$ _
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 C' K! x1 I2 n$ n7 }
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! ~7 u' V9 b$ h" M$ s
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
1 R; [( R1 e oDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 p f8 b9 T- B, o
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5 ]' v9 m$ u: l3 T5 aTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 C7 P' O2 g: ], X/ F6 S: CGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', ?; Z8 I* `1 h2 ^* d& ~
MILLIE: I is.." F* P; @" T$ s4 j7 l' i( P
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'! Q( S9 h8 {# I0 M+ q" W) i
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' * r* b, U! ]0 z* L1 |' P
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4 H% `' b1 v, B+ c8 k2 e& O2 wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% x h2 r/ p% f1 I" b. [6 T5 d! H
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) M% ~6 H; }8 [4 `% K0 _" h+ xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! ?9 \4 D6 s8 u+ W6 X
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+ i& V+ F! E# q7 a) ^. A9 ?TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; }5 m5 L/ R' | u& ~CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.6 T+ U) S6 g# X) }5 c
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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