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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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4 _! e7 U% f1 ?" U5 R$ u F0 }- ~TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" N- D' e2 o- ?/ \7 b) B7 Z
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 R* I7 `7 @/ J" |( z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* c$ |1 i6 g1 ]1 j% l) HTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ C4 ?2 c& E) `$ l
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 E3 p9 e3 `) Q
TEACHER: No, that's wrong9 I$ n( |' D9 p; m
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 }( A" O) c" m ]- F
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- ]3 Y8 f1 ~: H: W8 Q: ATEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ O9 H4 f6 I; [" k4 T5 R3 L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 E+ ^2 Z4 l1 s( ~& `* g
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
/ q0 ^% j, v+ X* nDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 l+ @9 s3 v2 k m5 u0 ^) _$ x3 E8 lWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 y; o6 j* y7 K- T$ m( }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ c/ s! w( Q+ }- e5 R& JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 w% H+ e# [+ K8 j2 GMILLIE: I is..! m) U" O) O; X4 I; D% i) R
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 Y' ]4 g+ l' o+ c
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?/ z4 }& o+ X; y3 `+ s
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; A5 q4 v1 p9 C# |# M9 w; F
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- I/ I0 v- m. m3 R, HSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% n' i a/ L! d( ]. S4 e
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" M `& V1 D. {+ x4 YTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 `, P- ?' @: N3 W2 X5 G( l
HAROLD: A teacher . F, p; K( v7 p$ r s) w$ l* w
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