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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: {6 d2 p, o! o! M! |3 T
MARIA: Here it is.# P1 p' B* g R
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; }" \" x/ z5 W+ r+ N* |- c) c
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. Y! @/ a8 O3 P
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J+ H/ h* Q$ OTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'. C+ r; Q! \# E. L/ n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 a+ S2 f& Y* e: T! P4 _0 i
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 {1 T1 ]3 i* W
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." T& G- q* j7 i0 X; {& z. i6 _
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: O% S& i3 B, P7 ODONALD: H I J K L M N O., h' Q' k& c4 O( U x7 t5 T$ a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
' d9 x h* x. y6 @! x) H1 zDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& J$ A, I7 n) dTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' k5 O6 Y6 K$ T+ W" W! KWINNIE: Me!
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) U4 O5 y9 @$ Z! g7 @) |/ @TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* A- E- R/ m1 B# B* _" t
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 B$ X; z7 P* ~2 K: r2 \TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' P5 L0 b( w K( d1 ]
MILLIE: I is..7 M8 s5 |7 `' @: M+ j) }
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ R$ |, K% c) Q* [% Q
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 5 j: q5 ^6 A. k2 r7 R, l5 X
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: h* P: r1 c4 {2 q: [, ]0 y, hTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# U: m5 v& o" JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . p9 E! C; u% u
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 w( b: O$ H ?: N/ n" Y; J6 u4 I) l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 d9 l/ D& m4 S. d) U/ m4 Q
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# }8 v d* b- q( @; STEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: e, S9 m/ F5 C4 M/ CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' \$ _: H( ^ |6 E9 A
HAROLD: A teacher # o( P2 h l8 S9 \
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