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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& q" d+ d* v+ Z/ y8 T" W. |1 QMARIA:       Here it is.3 i3 ]8 M9 A5 {9 E( H' k" s
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* }1 d. s* R- S' R3 O% K0 |8 T# zJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.8 @# |  K& u* F; [! ?4 j! m
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 d- L/ Y& [6 V8 D* g+ c9 m+ x6 ~GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
  S7 T0 x! |- M3 BTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
" k5 x" p  p! X& M: F6 p% ^& sGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 f8 I3 q* ?: V& |TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ C; A) E0 `7 h+ ?1 s  tDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.+ l: R$ [6 w2 j0 N" W
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
9 i# ~8 ?& B0 b5 |8 }! nDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 B& o+ ~: A0 H6 v; b" D; H" FTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: K8 R/ z" E5 N7 _9 L, B
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 g) b, {; p: x+ j; D
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# O" i; C& l% ^' u* }3 cMILLIE:          I is..' Y8 r5 f/ Y" Y! P% g
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) \7 [) I" r+ O3 w- R2 _: fMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( H+ q9 z: [- `$ [
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! G$ p! z( G" c# L0 [
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& K& J) \* ?5 u! wCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog." c% p, K# Q* ^& r1 @  I* I
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4 ?+ }: P% ^* F7 V: j2 r  o; XTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ W# o/ b: Z: v! {+ e$ T
HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol......... ^$ ?3 t( I" l$ z; O
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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