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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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; F' _3 w' R" xTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
[3 r. m9 z3 \; bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ R7 N- l0 f% `$ _ _TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 p4 P) U& c- OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 b8 A, {5 }; h" ]4 t! {" bTEACHER: No, that's wrong
, r% H8 t' }' NGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ O( E" U' f3 H% hDONALD: H I J K L M N O.# w0 m1 x+ N' |" q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 P/ s. B, V* ]% N5 J# FDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.( Q' T% x( u" P# t0 m0 M
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; F! h4 L! j( vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ W* x2 E) u' X% _( ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: A g% I0 y" O! e; P- X1 CGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) z- [; k6 E( G9 ^ `: TTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% ]) t% B1 n. @
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 c3 V( z, x+ u {' @2 |3 e6 iMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 g! f* ~ x# j0 P' CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 P' n$ ^9 E/ m1 T& x- z
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- K) i: @8 s: E+ aSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.( m, K* \/ c2 }5 i$ t
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. E! l4 N/ ]' F; F& vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, Y$ P2 J* C8 f# @7 H1 ]( D, GCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 y* ?/ V; s, r' oTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Y4 R; m8 ~1 y, ^: @8 B8 SHAROLD: A teacher
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