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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
9 h7 E5 m( ?6 T& aMARIA: Here it is.
/ x4 B+ p' o- d' J- ]6 hTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
, g& R* [- M# _- ~CLASS: Maria.
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+ ^7 B7 t" `: Y( MTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& }# Z; V2 g+ p# J+ X: bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. F9 P4 ], I" l4 GTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
4 ?$ u3 a$ d$ X# S8 v9 T9 ]) EGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
1 m0 I2 Q4 J& r. rTEACHER: No, that's wrong
, J$ ]! u* L$ ~2 [% C& q; aGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ a4 E$ n* _$ M4 ?8 s9 `
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4 a) h1 i; t0 m* Q( }) w; KTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 U1 A1 x- H6 n0 t, s) KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.7 u4 |: y( ]1 u" |8 u
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
: |- a7 k. o+ n7 }: GDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) X& z$ k6 C3 l
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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7 [: W8 r% h& _9 g$ Y: }6 m N& CTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! B$ h$ S$ V( {. t" i8 X" P! B& H
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, L4 K2 q# F$ W2 c. {$ A. [MILLIE: I is..
' _) m& ~+ E: C5 _+ t @$ @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% k6 x$ r" o4 |- ]1 i$ d NMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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9 U% \9 u+ w0 D! BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" I( V- U) \2 D! {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + \7 u- q2 H8 Q6 p* F6 L5 Q
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$ h- N$ Z( w9 D8 u; a& aTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! f7 N5 J" U( _8 |/ }4 J* g' USIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! f( Z7 p3 q: L& j
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?) X( j. x% f% s9 d7 }- E. C
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; x. w! z- _9 ?5 e* x
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, t; n% D2 f8 c Q: ~, X* d' sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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