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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ Z5 Q* X; d( H3 b) x
MARIA: Here it is.+ C* d% v0 f, d) s' Z1 n7 g
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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( B; M0 O# f# m; h8 w' r) h o4 [TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* L5 r6 M2 C& C% e, PJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ u/ K* F5 H2 r3 K. ITEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 z9 Q1 Z* y5 XGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; ]( C! D# p! B0 e# V* j2 i% `5 KTEACHER: No, that's wrong
E0 y" K1 ?! {) t4 N0 ?GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 @6 s8 f) ~- ~5 I! [% w0 ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; z* I' t' N w" S' M$ x
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
' I. k, ~+ {& ETEACHER: What are you talking about?( o" }* B5 H$ a3 }5 F
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., ~/ O* b0 i' _7 I
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! g& n, _( S( C" UTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 f. _+ h3 ]. v( f5 M
WINNIE: Me!
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?0 ~6 @. [, C: g, S$ K. nTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& N( Z) m/ { E
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: w1 h5 a" n& I( Z" y
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2 s- o, q5 f9 }' ]% K7 p6 Q" XTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 M! b4 O8 l" @; z+ Z: W
MILLIE: I is..
& w/ m+ U/ ~8 @8 C" [" J" mTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') ~" c- `/ E7 E7 \- E
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. o8 i( @( k# }4 i( e* t
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. * n7 Z4 J2 Z0 b+ p
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' [5 K5 ^- g) z) ?7 q, ^5 a) ZSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" l. P# g2 M; a' ~0 o$ R2 y! qCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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