Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 l' ?) N% m: _" wJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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: L$ N4 X' P. [7 A! f6 O; nTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
. J5 |/ v% e. ^) UGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 {7 W! p  ]. f+ N! l& sTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
6 \. H% J. r& j% F1 EGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: }5 \" ?) j& u6 {# Y% CDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
  |( a5 e3 O! T8 ~' o( PTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, \9 y5 Q6 ^4 HTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 S$ |, G3 p9 |0 iGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 w% r. }. E6 g2 l  q3 s$ G1 x8 LTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ x! M  S) p% W' }: w1 V" y8 HMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- n: i* W; I. ]/ YMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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( d7 `9 Y9 U7 |: N, nTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 w9 n- S* t' G* g; ~& ^LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 r9 F8 t$ w0 M5 B: h7 hSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( ~  X; y6 w- B1 cTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 N1 d$ j1 f6 [9 Q9 ~8 P- d6 k  J: hCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)