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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 |! r' X/ q4 K, S3 X& Y) D5 _
MARIA: Here it is.8 H2 {" G9 j$ U0 a3 b7 v
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: M; X8 i: g% V7 S: l. L1 C2 h0 NJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 }4 a) {) ]8 fTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# l) u! j% e$ w& tGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# S7 _& T; G* L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
- v& q, c6 g: `7 s9 E: l+ dGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 q! T: b8 H" k+ q( S6 ^2 R8 |
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
, ~( B- w. I- p6 A1 M/ QTEACHER: What are you talking about?
. t; i7 [! ]& x/ ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. D9 ^+ m0 }" j8 u% w8 w
WINNIE: Me!
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( L# n1 ~9 i. {5 S+ sTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ y+ ?- G( D2 c% O5 v U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. [! @' J' `7 bMILLIE: I is..) h" @* @: H W7 M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 y% Z; D3 `0 T9 t1 J4 P$ n2 P ]MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 5 W$ i: A$ {2 R' v5 x, X
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; h" S2 E) N& e/ g0 b$ `' f1 iTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 V. q$ Z5 o+ ALOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ! Q7 g# H8 Q' X- X4 r
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" D! L [! [$ }- D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 A$ R1 E9 L Q# O8 f
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$ q. T6 }5 J' b7 D1 ]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: Q' b% R+ x0 _6 v4 v# ACLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" r- j# B {: \+ GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 B: I' ?/ J/ s) A
HAROLD: A teacher
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