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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; i# F/ m, U1 h: x1 O9 x. KMARIA: Here it is.
! d0 C; y) E7 w7 pTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ Y9 r6 C/ N0 x- n. l7 Y8 PTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! i3 `" I5 p# G _. |* p+ WJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.& x) N$ e9 [6 _! Q
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Y4 d8 w! C/ n8 vGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'/ T) d0 |4 i; X% j P
TEACHER: No, that's wrong: ]1 Q9 Z7 t9 U' k1 w" p8 r8 Z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: A$ C6 Y; |: Z
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
E1 x# t- _" wDONALD: H I J K L M N O./ X9 p8 y, E$ }. s: h" y# @
TEACHER: What are you talking about? S( k7 z( d$ |4 O
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 b G# T4 c1 l) D' D+ ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.2 g m3 T* r/ }/ e' t
WINNIE: Me!9 X: O* @2 z- ?
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/ V( R4 ^. O) Z5 i) k- V& RTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; \( U1 W$ ~1 ^* }9 RGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': h2 A9 k* I6 u# F3 m9 T
MILLIE: I is..1 O, Z7 t5 Z, P3 f: w, p
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
g$ @, L, L' @% sMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 U2 ^% C c$ t
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# E# i, D0 x. c; ^, f% t+ t1 ]3 f; D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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# c( e+ Q/ O: a7 U, dTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" O L9 ]* Z: d9 j) W, s. Q0 M
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.( k- S- |6 f& O& Z' `& U
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* A/ Q: J" q) j% jCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" a3 l m. p) |7 B; N9 dHAROLD: A teacher ! c6 w5 m3 Y3 }- w7 }8 |1 Z2 Z
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