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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ f9 ?3 N! _7 |
MARIA: Here it is.& q% q4 c0 { l5 z4 l
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?/ Q, k/ [- w$ f7 j
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % s- Q7 \& T+ }! {2 X
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 q2 o7 k ]" ]% H
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 I4 f/ o: e5 W* |9 H: L
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 s0 j8 c. F- e
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. \& m! V4 ?$ H' ^GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& ] N F. e% O: i. @) L- iTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ f- b, }! y! J1 {" tDONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 H# H: Y6 h) ?- c& Q6 `1 G; R
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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4 N" v. L' r7 kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 S; L3 D$ L& ~* wWINNIE: Me!( E' [& I8 a0 C3 D4 y" J3 K
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 c, _8 `1 W( oGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are./ V- X# M# w( V
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' e$ _ j9 ]- j5 x+ D
MILLIE: I is..# `% [5 q" i. y1 G$ F- \6 R. }
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', j" h' q0 G2 y& g3 w1 S0 H) [
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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1 P, s" z4 f: ~+ O1 PTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; U, q: n* p" _7 g6 f) dLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' Z/ Q* d/ M9 @9 V& U: O6 D( Z, p
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. Z/ S7 o. v& J% I' d; x6 XTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ U/ g0 @" M3 d1 h/ eCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., h( g, O' k$ w- v) E: i W
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% ?' x' f" K, N/ M* f @HAROLD: A teacher
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