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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 v( M" \ F; q$ A+ B
MARIA: Here it is.; s3 j `2 U+ ^# M, s# u
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 E1 |; Y+ E3 _- f. l4 j/ ~
CLASS: Maria.
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% C+ y/ {: ]) V( T/ NTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; C$ i9 ], k" x- \" u0 g5 b+ TJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. `, A5 d- Q4 h1 c6 r% G, q' R
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 P' i$ J7 c2 _2 N& o3 o" ~9 FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& ?8 I# O e! I! X
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
5 Q: y% b/ G+ z! iGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& X" H; c& @- e- u* F3 X7 m, s/ F" s
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ H7 {1 {. V& a( v9 y/ a9 Z2 B
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
# }, d) c- h- iTEACHER: What are you talking about?7 C3 v" ?" r x% K4 D% N
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 g6 {; v! j6 U; W6 bWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* M1 P* z$ K) v1 ^6 wGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 R5 Z/ I) e5 a) j# f
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 J6 I# n7 T0 b# w3 N& H. M# J T
MILLIE: I is..
S# p$ e# M2 j6 o3 p0 z5 bTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" ~$ L) {- S' V) N: B% q
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) j6 \: v$ _. c$ ] m* Q0 B, y
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1 O h6 W7 v" FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( T! ]. R0 {9 Z
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ' k8 X. C% Z4 H& b1 K% `6 a
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 H# @; f% S0 L' A9 E2 {. H5 qSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 v* V: ~4 B& p2 LTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?1 j: }" q* [& s( q" j2 _* f5 |
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( H7 F- m' M7 q& i' X: U
HAROLD: A teacher : h" D' H9 D. P+ f7 A2 k
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