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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
) n* A+ r) Y: y1 g- B8 D: w' GMARIA:       Here it is.
5 d/ ?4 P( q# B6 o$ S+ [TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 x9 n0 P# x" A2 g; a: P
CLASS:        Maria.
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) M( Q7 G8 z7 C0 UTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - w8 k2 }5 i/ g% f0 }" _$ x4 }9 i
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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& A3 i8 J, B( D7 T6 vTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ C2 x3 |, k7 z+ QGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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0 b+ [2 a5 a5 L, aGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ e6 G( s! a2 l5 O0 |2 Q! qDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.1 o% O( |% w, _5 j/ l! u5 D
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
- r$ c9 F2 w4 M# KDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' v, c+ J( h  C7 t) q: z' uTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 k2 A5 K9 b: rWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ g0 a+ W- u! C7 zGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. K9 ^8 l% |$ B0 N1 xTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% k+ d# V1 J3 F0 H9 P& q
MILLIE:          I is..
) O9 r# [6 o0 ?1 c1 b# e& Q: dTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" K  [( P3 P' f/ F' h; \& i. G/ p
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?$ R% b0 ~  R( V
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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6 ^6 ?7 ]( n+ h. ZTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 Q* S6 Q. ~' ~- @( M, l& z' qSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# Y/ b  ]! A1 Z8 r% r1 ]3 x' fTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# }' e+ g, d: Y' l& X) ZCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.: o, s6 Z+ H( m: g0 U) m
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 `! E0 X+ Z+ }
HAROLD:       A teacher % L# t9 ?! u7 t6 w/ ~3 D7 X

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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