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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' h6 o1 H/ w* J+ Z& s
MARIA: Here it is.( ~/ F% t& E: {8 }
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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6 ~" q9 O0 j$ `! z; w$ B3 NTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / {, s7 u$ J* n+ \8 i8 Y4 T: }, t
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.$ k: X& w9 d6 _; [- w. n
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 P0 J5 C4 d1 d H: FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ t6 ? ?/ j* |3 [1 @TEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 @ P$ J, v( U5 D, H$ NGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?( F8 z H+ ?" e* I
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
7 d7 Y9 f" D0 r9 `5 v, e2 E/ y$ C8 pTEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 t' B; ]. C* G0 A) i/ g- kDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- a) W8 g0 E; X& W5 O' X0 M* VWINNIE: Me!6 O Y. I+ a* `5 G- A- j S
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 j0 H9 c& w1 w- V. c
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 ?* G( i& V5 D
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' E5 h7 x: \: O# r1 h6 L
MILLIE: I is..0 ^0 c5 X1 h7 Q J3 q
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& t; w* H, w1 NMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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' `2 D# d) \1 _, n0 [ uTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ Y/ Z- x9 W3 l f mLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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1 U, ?" i; A" S+ A4 U/ VTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 u& a# h8 V6 i2 P1 e# rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 \9 v& o) U7 l
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' Y5 Y* f& Y p0 }5 o/ }7 `CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 l1 n' j( f, a4 B# }TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- }3 v8 _. y* F, AHAROLD: A teacher 8 N) c1 y' D" C
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