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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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- n P5 u3 q; ~& F# s1 cTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. i. g! i# d& M1 `, |* Y
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + ?! G" s3 m% d
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., ?3 R" ^$ @0 I$ L e3 H
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'3 |) Y [- t! w& |& L
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& D, k2 \; H4 J6 R& JTEACHER: No, that's wrong
* B! g+ [$ M) W! l/ mGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# U- x/ b% I2 t& h( X f
DONALD: H I J K L M N O." W* f, U% y+ V3 s2 o5 s
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 W8 a. @+ K7 `DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 m) F+ G1 U7 GWINNIE: Me!7 l) ]: i5 b0 A& _, W* k% S
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" L( Z9 z3 j& x: O) P; yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 q' P, u4 E0 @; \' B. hMILLIE: I is.. u$ v; z* C2 @" C) Y" S! w, v% p
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% k/ `( J5 [# `+ w; }MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 a/ K; J6 s( g
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 ]% n! O+ c5 R: j
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5 w- N1 P) t1 d, ~& [TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 j, t9 m( H7 g$ HSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 g9 a; P- V9 a+ c5 d. E N3 `7 ]
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 j' O& t) w- o$ F0 t% ?, r- [, r$ X
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4 ~$ g6 q5 L- {4 KTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' u, s. h; r2 {' `4 cHAROLD: A teacher
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