Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* \5 j. T6 X  z5 O# O4 `/ KMARIA:       Here it is.
- t+ n# q' w3 E9 s. j( |TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' j. M0 l/ V# [6 SCLASS:        Maria.
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( u) H" R) Z0 f6 O( w0 a9 rTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 e/ o( _6 e( B) VJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% G; l& R. |. |6 x/ WDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 ^+ U# x: i9 s: V! zTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  B' o& L$ Y2 {* b  D' k: B* a2 X6 U) oDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ {. d1 I, e- R5 R6 D7 L6 ]1 DWINNIE:     Me!
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4 ?0 V0 o' s0 M' nTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 T% |- C) _$ o) o+ A8 y7 sGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ r/ k; K6 V$ c" HMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ ?. K3 \2 d: ]( @SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 I8 j6 l8 N; [) g1 WCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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2 ]7 l8 z# O7 l! V+ {. T) O9 OTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ M" |: U, n1 x2 i* }! f+ ?HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)