Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
4 I' i+ ^5 I! Z+ ]) j+ oTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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' T- Z0 q; N- s8 cTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
  X+ `0 x! T& k  s, j2 ETEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
0 q3 O( p0 \) H' xTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) X- N) _. q- DTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
9 Y6 _. ~+ k, f) R: z: e+ STEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
1 ^+ w2 n& C+ HMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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: d3 X- R" R* E4 u; m, n: JTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
  |  Y; @0 s$ G# q$ J. J3 |1 SLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)