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Bad Relationship
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$ J1 o1 Y& l( h9 y% {8 U% ETwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 6 k G6 d3 _3 z% J$ Y$ i
& `, C, q7 Z' w: Z% lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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! y$ X1 T8 w9 I4 I”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”' H9 m; U$ E0 H- y1 S/ F" C
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today7 G* c! X& o2 _( d+ E) C1 Q
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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