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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.” l0 \3 J$ _8 O$ _/ E+ x
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”: O6 n9 j+ O+ l7 J$ L* w
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today: }2 y4 B; L$ S' o! p) V
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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