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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ; G' V) U3 n3 x, f4 E$ z- h
5 E. N( V# A. P% xJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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7 e' o3 @+ p& b7 r/ e8 B1 yAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 `: I1 w. @" ?' l! d7 r
! U8 o' Y! r1 o$ x+ X, X: V”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today/ y$ A; r) R- F% v5 A7 j
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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