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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”- C7 e: H, F/ _" e _4 a9 U" e
( ^, z% E* B3 f& g0 SAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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: q9 Y0 Z8 r4 k* d0 U$ U”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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( q! u7 F: M; \The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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