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) S; i2 Z" l% u [Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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' S/ j. @9 G+ R, I- v1 EJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”# ~! s% y& Z) q( u' D
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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! I I+ `3 b; T. K+ T* UThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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