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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. . l' A+ c: J3 F! R# s( G3 C6 U& F8 M2 R
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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. O, F* `, u) hAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”* v4 O5 U; u8 J9 ~5 W: K0 A, }
7 P( Y/ ]: ?. Y”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”) p5 ?: r/ d, v% r
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