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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.) O% H" V9 U) X! a& a
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. ]2 T* T! C* t: B5 V
& Z9 ?' M8 r: I" @(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 1 [( l2 c) {: g8 x5 T0 u* a
# v7 v$ ]" x* K# @" e: w(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! / R* ?% @& F" z, a
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)+ h' `$ ?2 D. G [4 x# B! x
1 t' i3 K# c ?/ F; `! g, E( _(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. : k6 f0 X9 q4 @% \3 K
( O8 u: G* N* j5 E7 X7 B- j+ s(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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