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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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1 u( ^9 h7 J4 Q" P% M/ I(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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% _, D! f! v. m: \* |, S(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ' D% _3 e& P( d/ l: x
' @5 C/ k/ k1 C0 o0 }(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)+ U" }, ~3 M( h- L; P! B( X) a
' O6 T( W4 D5 Y% I6 S) C a(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 6 P* w7 N4 l' l) A8 G
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').# ^4 P8 A) [! E
% y, a% q* F% ~) @; P5 c(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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+ T/ G; O, V, K R(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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