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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
5 Q6 k* ~( C1 Y- }/ ZA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.* w: c2 K; G! _& ?$ ~" H
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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' Y, A5 v5 E, B$ J! T* ~Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?8 Y# |1 p- p5 ]" g* M* r
A: Tell him you're pregnant.0 H. Q, }, q7 ]' z
9 i9 R" |' h! _. z- C; _: HQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
; B4 N- N8 p d6 H$ _% [$ ?: R8 ^A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.) t: W; R# f) A% F% V6 V8 g
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?4 S4 i/ W: ^0 R- K" n* T
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.: L$ e- g7 V. O6 x8 A5 P
8 g9 j8 S- {0 ^Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?0 v/ |1 C, S( n+ i6 v% C o+ f$ a
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
: g4 U- `: C; IA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.; G: j8 O2 E4 E! z
) s/ A( ^# J* t7 mQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?* H, r& P G) o% ^- W7 G
A: Their foreheads.: Y1 H) R4 f* t7 X

! Q2 p. k' e0 ` KQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
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