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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?# f0 V3 h/ ], |; K
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
* E4 a; y% v8 I2 v# D6 D. z. u/ M When you are done you will have a place to live.$ q& M& u% x! A& }
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?; L- O- l* \7 A: i7 f" P7 A
A: Tell him you're pregnant./ W" \, `4 l' S. A3 k8 h! M% ~& o
, n# e% i3 b" e+ @; t, N% xQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?9 X6 O- u" o+ S+ C- K( K
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.. n& m5 r) F4 o: `( F! e
- I$ }' Q; S5 j0 O6 ^& cQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
8 v6 ~ y1 ~" S# t& kA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.' t4 q. H5 z1 i: D
& g9 U# ]: f( c2 K# T0 uQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
H( q6 y C2 I* e( sA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
/ t1 {7 `; r1 E7 RA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.0 _( c* _, B5 i9 f1 h
, D4 |% _, \0 v7 c4 [' D. n, z) r0 xQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?& C# h" f; b% x
A: Their foreheads.2 G5 @; S; W) y+ r
r/ @, g! V( `2 ^6 M- U6 mQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?' a4 Z- w5 N; P* ]/ y# C. r$ `2 V
A: "I remember these." |
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