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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 S. u6 O8 v/ B+ O% \3 iA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
- x% O* l) B! N7 d7 @: C# F When you are done you will have a place to live.
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1 K0 @1 c1 }+ b. K/ o1 [. sQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
+ @) C9 K/ N* [2 v( _$ tA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- ~: j; P# S% R, J6 i6 M1 ]) LA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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0 G; |: M" N1 y) oQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?! X1 X' A: [& Y8 P% i+ E6 Y
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?( @& E) Y5 I; x+ R
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?) ]& @/ Q5 ^$ F- m& Y- Y. e- g
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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# y4 n0 W6 O( b2 ]) y4 PQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?! f! u+ `& ~9 Y1 }0 n5 U
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
' B, a/ F; b! `6 q7 mA: "I remember these." |
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