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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
# e2 ]( ^1 V) {1 h" T0 i% x; x; fA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
5 W- O- t# `! J2 T When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- e2 ~& d, d! A! j0 f2 o, H
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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! e% l! k8 H* b6 n4 v6 ^Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? g. w% V% o0 f8 E" i |9 S3 Q6 ~
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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4 ~7 f$ K% a' l- y* w6 ]) Z3 p+ mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; P2 m% P% N! v7 j' OA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; F) U6 T+ W# z; e( B( E
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 a# b! Q; Z- |! a6 j$ V1 ?A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?' ?6 A! ^! ~$ A; G7 ~9 b1 j! t1 o
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
8 B* m2 n, ^" l/ w3 H2 R1 `A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?6 R( g, Q9 U* c7 z! h
A: "I remember these." |
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