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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 {0 ?) m8 j6 i3 h$ kA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
# N B- y! z) \/ p5 C; q When you are done you will have a place to live.
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G, V. c( e/ K! ~4 e. ~* }7 U$ dQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" V' D3 j6 R! F$ Y KA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
o1 ^: t, c$ {6 T" i' O& u% {) yA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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7 N8 Y5 n% \8 i9 M7 j3 h9 ~4 aQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 e) p; {# _2 `A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.( E. t! ^, {" ?9 q
, |+ W& U% b% r. P0 hQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?$ U) D* j: Q5 L' W+ g" b
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.% ?2 n. b! v( {4 k. g
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 S/ `6 f& A% ?4 r+ l, eA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
) p7 r( @1 g& l: H) d& DA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?0 e Z: k- @* @+ K, ~/ n
A: "I remember these." |
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