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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?) V4 A* c3 T/ i
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.( ^: J9 f5 i: {) G, C
When you are done you will have a place to live./ D( ^& h/ D5 S" @- ?! o
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
& P4 }, \2 S1 rA: Tell him you're pregnant.7 X" W7 }- C [( ~
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
4 J) Z3 b* ^5 i: KA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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; o0 g) \9 X% \3 j9 bQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
# ]2 }- H4 b0 kA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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# B% t- O& M9 h; |9 G6 qQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" W U1 Z5 S A; ^ C9 ]
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
! c' P% M0 Q6 O( T, IA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.8 M8 P. B' f2 Z2 T: x) B
( s; \+ z: n; S! ?Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?* \9 j- T" P9 U" f
A: Their foreheads.+ H8 @4 _' s; d' P6 k- s
' s- s" r* \" l* { w4 |Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
" F0 B+ e! w1 x* B/ g6 eA: "I remember these." |
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