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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
1 N! E8 U4 C/ e( L8 cA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.5 e( V8 Q7 l' c2 N
When you are done you will have a place to live. F* v% P7 [- \6 Z/ _
" }4 d0 k Z( z4 _Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
3 Z* @1 y2 y' T6 M7 l1 xA: Tell him you're pregnant.! z+ ?& J4 r0 ~1 B( o& F
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
8 I: }& D) y$ N' r% N: Z0 LA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.5 d0 w0 B& p; `8 H
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?) V1 M; ^+ O: R. [: @0 c* Q! T3 F7 r1 c
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
* q$ J' g% |4 E- v$ K* YA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
% u, b& g1 t) z7 iA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.- r+ C- }8 D) G/ n
" o$ T# N+ M6 {( Y) s& {3 e' AQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?8 g x) I" r; J, v( A) ]) W
A: Their foreheads.
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! I1 W$ l' t2 K# j0 c8 \Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
F4 ]8 s: {9 S* t2 H. d; T% ^A: "I remember these." |
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