Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 g, E5 `* }1 H  CA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
: N( J2 ~/ r+ M; @( q% y     When you are done you will have a place to live.

5 e6 u0 d" x. \, [: L7 mQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
; G3 h: i' g$ T. _A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

/ A) q. Q7 a0 N5 C! _7 `Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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6 X  U( b  ~9 iQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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8 j+ G7 d1 r2 y; Y" V2 t7 y9 kQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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