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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. y# W! m) m* U" _1 _: Y7 q
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ! ?/ i, L: }' w" [: T" N( b' M1 \
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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7 S6 y* C6 ^0 K7 P. MWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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3 R& y" I' W2 t \' {: U8 j0 l) HIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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" F3 U }, W# p2 u2 X1 B& }On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 8 d" }& h: X3 Z' Q5 a
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ) `2 a! U- q( W, f; e+ g
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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