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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 5 e2 Q9 J3 T2 H; p" e0 A
, A: \5 @% C* ^Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ! N! Z4 D9 \. b1 G% g$ V
& m+ |7 ?2 \# E4 h$ t, UToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 9 O2 J: t7 i& W* X9 V" T/ i
\. I5 v' f9 AWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - c" T5 z2 p, {5 R8 @2 W2 n
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. " ?7 v$ x0 L; K$ }8 S( E$ l
# B" z4 }5 I! U6 J& }- rOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 8 u- Y5 G7 S" P% S9 _0 \
/ Y: m) G# _* C7 j- T0 U& v' WA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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