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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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+ U6 ?0 v$ D2 LWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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4 f2 Z# C5 q; gTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. : F/ _+ R) \- Z5 y" s' n; Q: M
4 K" H! Z8 N- I/ b' q* aToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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" c2 V: j: Z! VWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. & l4 B; ~( D" ~& @
- L9 K6 C/ z4 L S8 Z: F, F) M9 p, ?If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 7 J* D" D7 L* o( D7 x1 z, _# a+ H
2 u% P5 X5 e" v9 e5 O& T/ F. t0 ^: iOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ( ` W8 T g/ h! O( ~
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 7 O7 K& J# K q$ `
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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