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$ b: N# i. w8 |Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. : m2 Y: L0 f) u! m d* j2 r
5 P3 r' R m3 ?& XTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. , a) k" C# T1 `' Z! s
7 L2 N% z0 K% m2 W* m4 ]7 U7 |3 w, @When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. " @+ [: `& R5 F: [6 B, ~
5 h# m u6 P7 q. gA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. " L# ^5 P+ r; q+ Q. p( J. y
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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