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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. + O8 Q$ l7 r; @$ u* ^
: x- X! k2 V8 ~' h" c. nTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . p( G1 \3 {4 d, E) `' O
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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9 ~, V8 l' C7 v+ aWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 4 R7 E# h7 y* w7 W, R
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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* I" d; U( |4 H xA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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