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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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+ k# t6 l, n% e# B, \6 wToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 0 T% m2 d; p3 G" w, Y! t I/ _, Q
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 8 j/ ]& e/ N6 T
* h+ Z( Q* ]$ c* ]2 IIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( j6 R1 T; C. {8 G# s9 b/ O2 ^
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. . k e# B* E6 \8 g) j) o3 `
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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