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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ! y- l, V4 k" `. U' L) G) w
: ?, L1 Z% C2 D6 K: ]Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. % |3 o8 _3 _' q% w0 d9 M
' ]& k& @1 i( ~ z5 uToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ' [! g3 ~9 }0 m% R' ^$ a: M
9 k6 l$ A9 E$ j) M- _# ~: z& _When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. # R; @8 t/ ?" h: p: w
3 V( @( s w' |5 ?1 G9 o# _) Q" uIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 F% a5 f- F+ N/ n* _
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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2 i6 j8 f& @1 J) N! N0 \2 R2 [" `A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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