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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. & k5 P" O6 U# ]! e2 @
0 r2 `& @0 a& e: j! t/ ATrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 1 W6 Z- W& V8 R3 ~
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. # Z3 A5 W9 B8 w" w- @
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. $ m4 o+ H) m J: a1 S4 M
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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% ?; |/ P/ E4 X2 b; f! mMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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