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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) / A4 }. `- r7 w6 \. X+ E
$ h$ e* n4 x2 a' i RGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; J! \8 B {( J0 M" oCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 A7 l$ K$ M- {
George: Great. Lay it on me. : y7 I) I6 y. L; ]8 W) A6 @
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 8 c H1 C4 ]1 g
George: That's what I want to know.
9 W: f5 C3 D9 @. ZCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
8 j9 \) y0 O' rGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
8 L1 ?8 k @6 p0 LCondi: Yes. 1 S2 T0 I: e: o" G: s+ t
George: I mean the fellow's name.
" g) b( `1 V1 c6 V- H! \( wCondi: Hu.
. k' f7 `* f- F3 i9 LGeorge: The guy in China. 3 u! ]; F$ d/ ~+ s
Condi: Hu. $ V) F$ D. X% z
George: The new leader of China.
) {/ r* A' G6 }Condi: Hu. * ]1 t$ n( a9 E2 Q0 @
George: The Chinaman! 1 N1 E* @6 l P9 i1 s) D+ H- W- x
Condi: Hu is leading China.
" K. t$ g4 x5 s, ^) [George: Now whaddya' asking me for? : m3 ]+ H: y2 B) c3 b" ~0 x
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. / X& D+ ]+ f& p& b3 O
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? $ ~) q( L9 U; j6 G
Condi: That's the man's name.
" G A+ x8 _( s* p( Y* _3 a1 v8 x! tGeorge: That's who's name?
' ]! A, S: r8 F F0 \Condi: Yes. 6 K) s3 G. J6 Z- _' \9 X7 X2 \
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? % X0 h+ U! N& c2 m( k. W M
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 i/ }3 `4 J7 ^ [& c( ], q2 A! c: AGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ p( X" [9 j! G: U" F' ~7 XCondi: That's correct.
% g+ @" b; [' n; c8 hGeorge: Then who is in China?
; u# C' L ? P' c. k( UCondi: Yes, sir. # H& a; g6 m9 K6 a' B, a1 ~3 j
George: Yassir is in China?
5 R2 e0 B: d; N, m Q5 v- C7 K6 ]9 C2 mCondi: No, sir.
$ w. }5 L3 l* _, SGeorge: Then who is?
; y" B a+ W) `# B1 G; rCondi: Yes, sir. & T4 s0 p/ F; U4 h B2 }3 c" W
George: Yassir? x/ U) C& E2 C9 M& z ^! i+ J
Condi: No, sir.
$ s7 S2 k+ S9 T) OGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - t8 }. b4 w5 ~8 m9 z0 O `
Condi: Kofi?
1 C, I. k! C X" i; i; {George: No, thanks.
; d6 \. A5 Z# g) F7 c/ rCondi: You want Kofi? n, J$ o1 S- g t+ c# x
George: No. 7 V& R# R0 w2 P4 t# e) |
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
5 V# `2 P: Z( w' R) r8 l% CGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. + V0 w o3 F: @8 w6 ^% z3 D
Condi: Yes, sir.
! t. O1 y0 [" Z5 [George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
: }6 O3 D9 S" M" Y! E8 K8 Z7 Y# KCondi: Kofi?
& l/ d* C6 T' w9 k1 i7 PGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
* T1 Z1 N7 a( \( JCondi: And call who? ( R; Z6 s3 y8 s' @+ c( K# @
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ |6 ?% u: u# gCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
7 a# v* B% M/ [9 E1 EGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! . Q( w2 W; K& A Y) b5 ]9 B
Condi: Yes, sir. & \+ P9 q! u! U/ v, [
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
5 E% [7 z9 Y# q5 Y( |, m9 L. H% g/ HCondi: Kofi.
% h' S2 L8 K8 d+ k C' FGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ! u# o* m" Y/ o' b8 ]
(Condi picks up the phone.)
# M3 h" y/ A9 V! M4 X! ?Condi: Rice, here.
- e" w) s- s% A* `' ^George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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