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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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_! _2 m9 Q0 Y+ m, m; I( }5 RGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ e" P" y9 |- \* b' @Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
& x* I/ j( J. aGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
8 ?- \% v) F' N1 k. @Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
% y; B9 {. m4 C$ ?& l( D* E9 NGeorge: That's what I want to know. & S# @4 I- A* i k% ~* w6 u. q
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 3 I% P+ R; p: p3 j
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? " K: t: E$ Q) M( L# G
Condi: Yes. & M6 @ E8 W' V1 Z5 O. }
George: I mean the fellow's name. 7 o3 X7 ?4 \4 ]; b
Condi: Hu. ( Q& y- ^. [" l& z' W
George: The guy in China.
+ S: v; o8 z) J; \Condi: Hu.
* a0 h! u0 b: K/ ` U, `+ w5 jGeorge: The new leader of China. 0 d+ Q+ \! ^ \$ n; D
Condi: Hu. B" D: r2 F* d2 a
George: The Chinaman!
' L8 I+ r) s9 o a! vCondi: Hu is leading China. ! U0 |- `) F7 u8 ^& s$ U. a7 Y, ]
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
( O/ @6 K7 E+ ]" T; YCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
1 ]% V0 U8 E2 x* m& yGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
) ?" }$ q" I' l. z& n7 d& uCondi: That's the man's name.
% }. H. `3 x+ Z$ C6 `5 ^. Z |- JGeorge: That's who's name? + n4 _/ M& _( P; Q0 y1 f
Condi: Yes. & s" Y" i# R2 K, b( c
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
# R! W6 I8 @+ i# {3 I/ v' z; {4 _Condi: Yes, sir. 3 r& k. g' v8 h: I; ^; [
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 1 J5 |3 m# _3 \. L- U, B
Condi: That's correct.
3 ?& [3 v* H. o& A" x3 ]6 U4 J: }) i8 nGeorge: Then who is in China?
) Q( M4 u) b/ A1 T; `1 ECondi: Yes, sir.
; Q/ d6 W5 b1 V8 e7 XGeorge: Yassir is in China? " T6 {# T, f' c6 K. y
Condi: No, sir. ( Y& s- c4 C9 F/ W
George: Then who is? , Y3 J: f8 X) v' _& I
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 x4 W9 T3 S- ^3 N/ {% XGeorge: Yassir? 8 r- d9 n* F- P. @5 `3 n3 x
Condi: No, sir.
4 v( n) Z, ?3 M$ P5 y3 mGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ E2 A& T4 q- Y) O- [8 q, pCondi: Kofi? & D# L8 I/ ^" X! g& B- r5 j
George: No, thanks.
$ H" ~- [5 S- d8 K* G: z6 oCondi: You want Kofi?
$ R! y! F- S: L, Q, CGeorge: No. 6 c$ S, M6 F4 @; F& V
Condi: You don't want Kofi. & L6 X, X" z# }# D! Y
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ( ~; z8 b+ F: V1 K
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 r. e! C) Y4 |* ~1 \* `
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 2 s; m/ }5 P' ]
Condi: Kofi? ( Y% I; f. S9 d4 W. m" c9 h
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? - l- R6 x' T; l7 A- F( a
Condi: And call who? + V7 y0 p' T9 T X8 q
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? : e% M& t9 Z6 ?4 h# F" }
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
" H3 T) z6 X; D1 Q( O6 W0 JGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! * g- h2 R7 l/ Y( V, M
Condi: Yes, sir. ( S9 p1 U: k6 c+ G [3 R
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 6 l: J v% w: @# s* B
Condi: Kofi. ) J- W- Z0 w1 z
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : A$ F! Z3 K5 H& w- b
(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 Y: o% o- t8 [: X+ S" u; pCondi: Rice, here. 8 \% ~# @& c& C" A' g
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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