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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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; m2 O) W; c. \: [/ xGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 9 W+ o8 |9 V$ v1 H3 u7 ~. k
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
+ e% z/ n. |6 }/ _George: Great. Lay it on me. 1 C% H, B' i; e3 u7 i0 n2 _
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 3 F/ D$ N9 f) e& K
George: That's what I want to know. ! p0 t" s0 d0 h c: c0 e: ~
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
/ ]5 y% \9 t: U$ JGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
5 f* \$ v6 J! Q+ [" ]Condi: Yes. # {# G2 ?+ n+ I) m8 i: K+ X3 p; N
George: I mean the fellow's name.
& W2 _4 A* J1 z' XCondi: Hu. ! N+ K9 C: y8 W! T) \: d
George: The guy in China. . m0 b1 i- m+ c" D5 P- {, p/ N$ B
Condi: Hu. / V4 w6 @0 e3 u% v$ d2 m i
George: The new leader of China.
, y. P0 o& i5 t9 H2 {Condi: Hu.
/ e# ~: o" e: N( o9 XGeorge: The Chinaman! + D' D5 B! @- {) T8 p# _, B6 K
Condi: Hu is leading China.
4 U* h. M7 L* kGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? + i6 {. d; g2 _: E/ y7 ]2 g' i9 V2 l
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. $ K* z/ L+ s7 Q7 l7 T v. w7 R
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? + |; u3 F; `+ g, H3 \) E
Condi: That's the man's name. * T) X1 n0 w$ B$ a8 [: {
George: That's who's name? 0 N; k7 H0 d. {, o# w
Condi: Yes.
+ Z" C; c' A6 m+ g* ~. y5 fGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 3 C# y4 d4 V, G- k
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 t: C3 L/ `# N9 y# {5 }" v1 ]
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
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George: Then who is in China?
+ A/ E7 O% X1 j5 V/ H. k, YCondi: Yes, sir. 3 t. \6 a& c3 \9 ?/ k
George: Yassir is in China?
, @5 v+ Z7 m1 [/ ICondi: No, sir. 2 M8 z1 k" c' u6 p& A0 e. T
George: Then who is? 5 K2 d" n+ ^8 f& E
Condi: Yes, sir.
) F9 ?3 X; a- ~. S* y! g9 a* XGeorge: Yassir? ; ?" T1 z% ~! z9 M9 s
Condi: No, sir. 3 R: f5 y. i3 O) c# A
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 6 i+ i! u" Z+ r Q: _
Condi: Kofi? ) {- H4 Y/ n) K/ {& a# |
George: No, thanks.
9 B" m# `6 s& d$ yCondi: You want Kofi? 5 F9 C, o4 S* @4 Z7 i$ A( D4 g" J
George: No. * C! F4 @0 Z( L% K% ^+ H2 `" R2 T7 v
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
2 y9 B' J7 `: P- b5 V$ \George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 9 w8 G# `) f" B# ?+ Q: H) k
Condi: Yes, sir. $ ~: s4 N" o% J+ T q/ `
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
+ J: A ]4 `, p5 h. i2 ^7 \Condi: Kofi?
: n# l }. |! o, Z6 oGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ! t) W q+ I! i7 w2 q J: ?0 L
Condi: And call who?
2 O% d- r$ f/ F' P) ~George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: K# v: k/ C% ~5 w: B. iCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 2 a" [4 S: ]6 R8 }; \! h+ e! c n( O
George: Will you stay out of China?! 7 A0 e: |' z: m; e7 _
Condi: Yes, sir.
: u1 K6 X; P1 o6 e$ m/ E; lGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. + W, [( y; ^' o7 o. u: s9 T
Condi: Kofi. 1 F; z3 E4 p6 K6 T. v
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
" f& ~8 L* u3 r$ b$ v: H(Condi picks up the phone.) " y5 w% L3 F, o4 g/ T0 v% I
Condi: Rice, here.
# @9 b- a* q: ]1 M8 pGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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