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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) - V$ v. H+ o) H/ C
. ^- E9 L% C; i1 [George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
8 V9 w" `5 [" D5 zCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 @& H- p h( N- [8 [# U- O; SGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 5 f4 i; m: g% T0 H5 B' D+ z4 Z
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. : O. D" D9 Z) A- a% V" a2 @ k: J! x% A
George: That's what I want to know. : J( A1 K b0 `2 Y
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. n$ b' Z7 M+ y( b
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
% T" }1 Q" v" d( [' _Condi: Yes.
4 X; W( F) t2 p7 B* \& vGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. . a" ]: W K7 u. l7 }! M
Condi: Hu.
/ v* k) i8 |7 I: AGeorge: The guy in China.
8 c$ |! @# w i1 M8 FCondi: Hu.
) U5 m4 E% @3 c6 R; ~% W8 pGeorge: The new leader of China. $ g, x( U5 z% `5 i
Condi: Hu.
# N" b: ^" V. \$ ]George: The Chinaman!
# p2 ?% W: h7 FCondi: Hu is leading China.
# c. z% o# _$ |2 @George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
! f% H% a8 |. o5 Q& aCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
" Q C) U- p jGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
7 A. K, _, ?4 P) lCondi: That's the man's name.
t8 B" A$ X+ \6 X- Q9 dGeorge: That's who's name?
# s7 e' A( ?0 S: k+ iCondi: Yes.
: K! |' Y9 {7 {George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
4 f0 l4 k& G# ^Condi: Yes, sir. 8 q3 }" j! @: C+ i
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 3 _; O' T$ x: H* k( M. p1 q- e
Condi: That's correct.
7 r O5 @& @0 ~' gGeorge: Then who is in China? 2 C; O! H8 R) a `
Condi: Yes, sir.
. p! P5 Z% _- iGeorge: Yassir is in China? 9 _. L0 ?" h4 R8 x2 U
Condi: No, sir. 1 _0 t3 Y4 l: n' b, {7 m
George: Then who is?
: C$ `' K5 O: y" u: X9 DCondi: Yes, sir. 9 Q9 H* C4 j; B9 D
George: Yassir? " Q2 }4 i9 I- K% |8 O% M1 l+ G
Condi: No, sir.
% D0 g0 [) F0 T ]George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 6 f& c+ y( ?/ d7 C% R
Condi: Kofi? , H& {* K6 i/ ^% s/ U9 x
George: No, thanks. + D+ Y( P; J5 N X
Condi: You want Kofi?
4 Q) y# o' j/ k$ _& D1 f, \5 xGeorge: No. 5 }; }' Q. }6 u& W. {+ g
Condi: You don't want Kofi. $ d. Q6 }7 P+ o
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
- @: \1 k% m" [Condi: Yes, sir. 3 Y. `% l, {, \0 ~
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
: F; u/ h: p3 u/ P8 d6 WCondi: Kofi?
; t4 N6 K/ G" sGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ W/ i7 ^. M% |9 T/ q* HCondi: And call who? 9 X( R* x7 V9 F! ?. G
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
$ K8 |: J6 }! Z6 h7 U+ @- i+ ]: UCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
$ |6 S$ R0 w/ E/ lGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! : P5 h ]# X, V! t3 q+ n9 @
Condi: Yes, sir.
, |1 L& T1 I6 d& P7 vGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ' p$ f: n( q. S3 H, D
Condi: Kofi.
$ n( ^6 u$ c+ ]# SGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( P8 w# O- a+ y$ B(Condi picks up the phone.)
2 P; u( Z: \* M2 o+ }: N3 BCondi: Rice, here.
W: x' z5 @) f+ P5 y0 M7 |4 jGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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