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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
! c& i% R- u8 n. t6 r" s |Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
, I( K; H3 w, v. _1 \George: Great. Lay it on me. ) n$ b q- Z1 F& Y0 P3 G8 c9 C
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ; K6 X r% G0 `* m4 f* K# y
George: That's what I want to know.
. S5 r4 W2 n$ O* N _Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
% r3 f* U* ?' f/ T) G* D( FGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
4 m) r9 O H6 o/ w H9 T I6 DCondi: Yes.
1 W, S+ ^7 ~4 I' cGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. / g' u% h1 O9 x! L
Condi: Hu. 0 m$ ]4 s8 j- j0 I A# S
George: The guy in China. 2 d4 e# q5 N& g! A$ T) s
Condi: Hu. 0 b/ J% s# Z4 @0 g
George: The new leader of China.
; I4 u0 S* d( |" }# aCondi: Hu. 8 p7 s b/ m6 h
George: The Chinaman!
9 g$ r0 @( W; m1 f OCondi: Hu is leading China. + `; ?* L5 p* ]" i: ?! ?
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ; [) U6 ?' S y8 \4 t
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
' ?: U. Y) }+ Y; e( ?George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" _4 f8 R7 j; @% k: u- ~Condi: That's the man's name. . K1 L E, h: Q" ]3 H t
George: That's who's name? * i& d& \) ^3 R6 C1 M# ^6 e% P
Condi: Yes.
6 B, e' C! t. K9 Q8 c3 HGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ^/ y* ?" J3 }- w7 T
Condi: Yes, sir. ( v" Z' y% O/ i$ I3 S- L
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
, W1 H6 X5 x. |/ [% q6 lCondi: That's correct.
+ M7 f; \2 Y0 y t- x/ } ZGeorge: Then who is in China?
: R/ \ t, J/ [: i. DCondi: Yes, sir. 5 u" O0 R' C m; v
George: Yassir is in China? + m0 [3 e3 `" V' i7 d: I
Condi: No, sir. : o$ U: c- J/ w/ B" H
George: Then who is? . ~7 o8 G3 v) h9 M F
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 w$ [4 r& ~7 X) w# z, I4 @/ x+ t- s( m
George: Yassir? : J, C& K7 j" _: m9 N
Condi: No, sir. . J* k7 q0 h0 t' Z, n7 S
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
4 G& ^0 e1 M6 g) \5 YCondi: Kofi? . `* N# P2 q* B2 f# t3 C3 C
George: No, thanks. , R$ o$ B8 K7 V; T
Condi: You want Kofi? : N2 p' o9 l* V9 O$ b9 f- i& f
George: No.
/ k5 t( n: m% _/ U6 kCondi: You don't want Kofi.
/ @9 o0 g) n) ~2 y6 _* }. F/ MGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. % }1 }2 C- n! u# f t0 k5 W
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 H6 }( ]0 L9 d" a; uGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
5 f: h5 a2 _$ `: \: D/ JCondi: And call who? 9 y2 R# `3 g/ y- y
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' @2 ^$ O' X7 P. ~# n* v2 ]; |4 d
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
% w# o2 W% ?, i ~) o( BGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
9 Q5 H2 m6 c" \2 U0 E# f- }Condi: Yes, sir. ( [( I* r& l3 }7 |$ h# L
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 7 o9 r% L3 s/ X m) H L% [
Condi: Kofi. 8 t2 H1 g+ M4 V/ j" B- x
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ' Y$ @4 R/ v2 e# D0 x5 F% [0 a
(Condi picks up the phone.) 6 `, w9 L) n, Y' F5 {+ p1 b
Condi: Rice, here.
K f* U1 Q q7 |( \George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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