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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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4 |6 ^; D2 O% i5 }George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 v, D9 ~" R7 C2 ^3 ]9 F# z% E# m
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
+ S: u. ]1 _3 ]4 [3 ]George: Great. Lay it on me.
; ~$ y& W1 r4 X! g9 o) ~Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
6 D) [/ o9 \" R( M: ]5 C) fGeorge: That's what I want to know. 5 r/ W+ s ?/ }4 ?: H' B
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 8 ]6 }+ D. ~0 J- e, A
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
6 e1 [4 |+ C3 h1 c# dCondi: Yes. 1 ~" h8 G2 O( }" e) @/ w
George: I mean the fellow's name.
( u: ?* V) F+ `, pCondi: Hu. & p5 G4 Z% o. l2 T' d2 b& g. e
George: The guy in China.
" ^ a2 X3 e& ~8 W# i) M2 [: `* d- J! ACondi: Hu. ) h3 Q6 m- T( B
George: The new leader of China.
5 _2 B$ ~* e0 fCondi: Hu.
; }, L2 g9 K4 j2 d5 `George: The Chinaman!
' r1 d3 |: O# }5 @3 ]1 x2 GCondi: Hu is leading China.
. Z. \9 N( @' Q, CGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
: O( |+ a: N! N6 _/ G1 F$ TCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. : Y: i( X0 d; \4 m& \
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
5 l3 _4 i9 A% l* h4 e4 f& h3 ICondi: That's the man's name.
, Y6 \) T+ x! j0 OGeorge: That's who's name? 0 E& j- Y4 X; x1 z
Condi: Yes. U) n) I5 F) p) @1 C
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
2 N3 C' i$ ^" o4 OCondi: Yes, sir.
$ a& s1 r- |. @George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 s9 t8 u/ R; `7 r* Z1 K
Condi: That's correct.
- _: D. S2 ^, QGeorge: Then who is in China?
3 I e* D" \7 }. N7 X* Y5 E; l' e7 TCondi: Yes, sir. 6 O- B3 N% T; v6 a* r
George: Yassir is in China? : F2 K, i# T3 T
Condi: No, sir. 3 o, c- ?. f5 I; H
George: Then who is? 2 I( m* ]6 \* D8 R* t; T6 {
Condi: Yes, sir.
( v7 ?' \+ h7 D6 _" p; mGeorge: Yassir?
# c5 a9 S; d0 G3 j7 ^Condi: No, sir.
: r- ]# E) g1 T' U$ o$ h3 VGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 4 ]+ l5 Y' o& `6 b) U$ `2 h' X
Condi: Kofi? ( d! T' M/ K0 t. y {% f' w0 L
George: No, thanks.
@8 x v3 }* K0 {, FCondi: You want Kofi?
/ ~( {% R' p2 Y" Z# CGeorge: No.
5 W8 @9 w8 n% ], m7 b0 p' QCondi: You don't want Kofi.
3 R5 j Q: L6 y. d3 F4 \George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
- A0 p) [3 `: a) G2 cCondi: Yes, sir.
( o% Z* y0 l2 `3 V+ {George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
$ P8 `% A0 J* n# b( ]3 Q6 K0 jCondi: Kofi? 9 s8 R8 X) p& k8 }( i: e& j
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
3 v5 X- h' M4 i KCondi: And call who? , C0 l: q$ N1 {2 N8 i
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? : [7 x V D, p: s1 H
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 4 Z% y) J r% m
George: Will you stay out of China?!
2 Y# l9 o1 |2 b1 w6 DCondi: Yes, sir.
[8 ~' k- ?) }* c7 k: X TGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. : A6 @9 b, a4 U0 R- v+ M
Condi: Kofi.
: D- |4 x! f4 [" h8 {George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
) G) o7 U* K0 {' O, q {(Condi picks up the phone.)
5 E. A. N$ u, ^. NCondi: Rice, here.
4 E0 y4 A% E% l; I* YGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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