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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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: G0 D0 q1 a6 I8 UGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ Y& w$ B, t: q: ?) BCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
4 H2 A6 }, `5 X" m, dGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
# w6 V- Z# s" f& I/ SCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* e @( u8 r4 M+ w# O; T- jGeorge: That's what I want to know. ; k& N( u( w- a$ _
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
8 @" E$ |6 _+ ^1 r+ q P' N- DGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
7 d7 e. C! \0 f5 S: c8 s% o7 r1 _Condi: Yes.
: y; E) M& K6 r' l) pGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 0 v6 v6 J0 c: G" } f( ]+ H
Condi: Hu.
3 {3 w! u" K: ]7 z" RGeorge: The guy in China. / n6 B- n4 q5 Q- r/ ^* F& |- _
Condi: Hu.
/ |0 e; z% I- u& y6 fGeorge: The new leader of China.
* C" n/ l& ?+ S7 _4 L: dCondi: Hu.
1 |0 H$ D1 m8 @& sGeorge: The Chinaman! $ M: d# ~8 P9 c7 b* }
Condi: Hu is leading China. - C3 w7 K4 W8 D: ~' H3 B- [$ F
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? * L. H% U$ B- I( r$ x
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
' I! A$ ?" K9 y S" cGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
+ I7 n" Y, }6 `+ o oCondi: That's the man's name.
3 Q2 [& h" e" Y ~9 O/ S3 JGeorge: That's who's name?
. R4 ^, a: {" d! s- S; J5 YCondi: Yes. 2 g( n5 _' r0 Z# ~; B
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 4 y; l1 v* r& l
Condi: Yes, sir.
- {5 G V+ ]5 X! u+ r; YGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. H; ]7 b4 A, O3 n$ I9 N
Condi: That's correct.
6 }, ~5 |- T2 _. }% g. pGeorge: Then who is in China? " |) A- I: \$ u/ F! W+ S( k y# h& P
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 ^0 u4 M8 n# R7 ^- P8 a
George: Yassir is in China? 5 S' }$ J: ^0 P3 ~8 ~7 k
Condi: No, sir.
' @# t. y1 S; [+ b, c( n& YGeorge: Then who is?
D+ N; w" ]( h$ U# v; dCondi: Yes, sir.
: g# f; c# c4 ^0 q' |" A+ k( P( |George: Yassir?
4 s8 r% S/ u+ `2 y: e/ k% LCondi: No, sir.
{& J2 o! t% s+ \& g m, m5 cGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 3 c8 ^1 O8 N8 v2 m, W2 q
Condi: Kofi? % u% Y5 V9 [" Z5 A6 i
George: No, thanks.
7 b* L' a' }2 C/ f4 b' TCondi: You want Kofi? ) z, _# P* k6 G- ~9 U
George: No.
u$ A6 j! ?: O' CCondi: You don't want Kofi. : N5 O' d8 g7 X( l: K
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
+ M7 O& ~2 d+ g8 }* i6 W& xCondi: Yes, sir.
6 v$ _+ ~ [. B: cGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ; o& j0 o! g+ D
Condi: Kofi?
' M0 J0 p; U& j4 T, jGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
( I# W- u+ w' Q2 C6 SCondi: And call who?
u6 a0 n6 D; _' S6 J) FGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
* P! Q$ c/ E8 ^- XCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 7 L0 ]4 T' d0 V; C. i! L% B. f
George: Will you stay out of China?! $ {0 e! o$ d$ \' x' G' T: M
Condi: Yes, sir. ) [% C3 [4 \4 f( ~* H
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
7 j, Y: p( [6 i8 s# OCondi: Kofi. ) u$ c: F# o* G& R, b1 ~/ @* E: h
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
3 T+ {7 E) ]( ?4 w, L* _2 l9 L(Condi picks up the phone.) ! S' P' C9 `7 f, r' Z' I0 J( g
Condi: Rice, here. " n+ a' _; K8 V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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