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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ! J; Z) u" Q2 z3 C* i$ ^
" G: e9 ]: [7 B) r+ `6 ?; JGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
. z( ]# z$ L. j1 WCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) ~7 j% x# `3 b) n
George: Great. Lay it on me.
7 }! p$ C! W! LCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
+ V9 t' |/ V* g- sGeorge: That's what I want to know.
# ? Q5 \4 G' w: g7 vCondi: That's what I'm telling you. $ ^7 B& e; m- o Y' l
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? j0 D: e/ Z7 R, }* s' _) b3 P1 ?
Condi: Yes.
* ]+ F8 ^& K) Q2 G2 d/ qGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
! o) i3 n- E( D1 DCondi: Hu.
; Y3 p2 R4 V O0 zGeorge: The guy in China.
a: M0 n7 }0 C" ^: ^1 S5 V/ cCondi: Hu.
+ i, n( v) {2 ^George: The new leader of China.
0 }4 o# }6 C5 S; ECondi: Hu.
7 \5 ]% V T( ~: Y; {George: The Chinaman! " }: ^( i8 [8 N1 T/ |- i7 d+ d
Condi: Hu is leading China. # k# y1 o- M% f' ?: Y4 J+ b
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
1 C- Q. v/ g. g/ |+ c( \# SCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
5 W8 i" P! p4 m6 KGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
* \0 Z3 G4 O) U6 R- RCondi: That's the man's name. % k g" w4 W8 `4 u( v
George: That's who's name?
; s# k9 H8 `0 }, `! R3 fCondi: Yes.
# `8 @, O/ Q+ q: E* \6 OGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - b: ]8 J# ]+ F8 T4 \2 r6 I" U
Condi: Yes, sir. % k8 j2 K$ J" ]; n0 c$ S3 o6 N
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
3 {) B0 W* d, u* aCondi: That's correct.
! ]5 P8 Q0 h( I5 F; tGeorge: Then who is in China? , W5 d( [# B! u% e% } `; `
Condi: Yes, sir. / Y3 ?4 ]; k0 L
George: Yassir is in China?
5 B2 J) [- ?- r8 o0 `3 | R* WCondi: No, sir. ; v! B2 m6 z ^) {9 O& B2 g
George: Then who is? ; Q0 w2 k7 {3 [' U7 Y4 e& z
Condi: Yes, sir. - ^+ v5 V3 p& w4 T; T4 x
George: Yassir?
0 g N% H6 E# {: w2 p' A% S xCondi: No, sir.
t, I& _3 y) | s$ wGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
; i! H, ?/ G- F- U7 xCondi: Kofi?
7 H8 W7 _1 `1 r2 Q, FGeorge: No, thanks. 6 E4 ?; ]2 k4 w% v5 }0 M! x
Condi: You want Kofi?
" Q6 A2 M( K* AGeorge: No.
! P7 x" l: P2 |4 ?& C0 X( KCondi: You don't want Kofi. ( b8 X( O1 r8 [
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
4 |6 _" K) W5 Q b3 ` ZCondi: Yes, sir. * L1 I4 h. \, Q3 s& x
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ; |* T, r5 B' }
Condi: Kofi? " q- e& h- w# w: r) E
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? - n$ S: \1 m: i/ ?8 o
Condi: And call who?
3 y; w, b6 P5 `1 w+ r4 UGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ! _! V9 P6 i9 j& B1 g9 H% ]# z
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. : \* @+ k. d: c; e6 v
George: Will you stay out of China?!
' {7 j# O% \" t7 R' U y: h2 l' dCondi: Yes, sir. % E% h9 F( s; F* u! U3 o7 A8 V
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
, y, x2 {9 \& Z9 TCondi: Kofi. ! M' D: p! ~0 `' c; H! g) u( Q
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 9 g$ h& l' H6 O4 f* H! |
(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 M- _: g2 P( P; eCondi: Rice, here.
) W# T+ J: \* jGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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