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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) . G" g1 M! n) e* s3 B# S+ F
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? & e( s8 d& G9 o! I2 A
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. * D" k# f. r4 f5 U% ?& J; O
George: Great. Lay it on me. ' v5 E$ q- Q p, z. T4 C: U
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
' s; h; _, f0 M0 Z4 AGeorge: That's what I want to know.
- k) Q& f* P' M2 S( y+ z/ ICondi: That's what I'm telling you. ' k6 k: G* d, e, Z/ o6 Q
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 f. _% N3 ?0 g1 ]0 RCondi: Yes.
' F& x" N% e( Q# mGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. . V& M* t0 E2 U8 z
Condi: Hu. ' P5 N k3 w2 ]$ D" B. e+ x
George: The guy in China. 8 u# S+ f2 O9 I* x8 @
Condi: Hu. 5 y/ ^0 ~) W$ Y0 I/ a
George: The new leader of China.
& h( i# w5 h5 W4 B$ s8 A+ lCondi: Hu. 7 j1 W1 }; {" w9 p! V
George: The Chinaman! 3 P$ H& {; ?( B G: t
Condi: Hu is leading China. 4 n& D% E: ]+ s, z$ V9 ]9 d
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
; G7 ]. k* `( h' ~% i# p% d& CCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
: C' o3 p+ _7 n! P5 f% H5 Y' OGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
0 b& S" D2 R& u; Q4 bCondi: That's the man's name.
# q3 p3 l% i$ i: ?# S1 ~George: That's who's name?
* H" j9 D8 Y# T# c( wCondi: Yes.
# p' z6 E- c5 B1 m+ m/ J! j% HGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
6 S1 m5 h+ E, BCondi: Yes, sir. * ?( K, P) c; W' V+ l+ v
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
4 m m6 Z9 i$ p% J3 T5 BCondi: That's correct.
9 {1 J* }9 ?' X+ N% uGeorge: Then who is in China? ; c6 n: W5 O! |( Y3 [
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 g( c; F# ~! K1 SGeorge: Yassir is in China? / v* L9 [3 h, n
Condi: No, sir.
2 ~4 y3 e H F& _) iGeorge: Then who is?
* U! m9 b9 l" E& M: [ e8 VCondi: Yes, sir. 3 B" W6 K) D. V7 Q1 X( l& z
George: Yassir? ; _/ J, u- Z+ N2 Y6 T- G( @
Condi: No, sir. ! A4 z( Q+ O2 P
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
0 e/ q6 h* q" q* j! WCondi: Kofi?
0 p& z% @( q& n& l% `0 }George: No, thanks. % r7 H* @5 W5 [" ?* v' x
Condi: You want Kofi?
+ ]! o1 |5 {" C5 |George: No. / \( O( w% l A8 `1 I
Condi: You don't want Kofi. % a0 K7 w2 N0 z3 t+ @
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 9 j! {1 Q0 a- n4 ^
Condi: Yes, sir.
: K7 T5 O+ o" `: v0 G* bGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
9 W7 d' x4 b1 j/ r& [/ P% A* sCondi: And call who?
2 ]4 @( W" V6 ~9 \9 J1 ?George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
4 g& A* U1 Z3 Z, R& F0 G( ?& yCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
& ~9 t( u @+ P- }, q8 JGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 2 o8 }+ Z7 ^$ u
Condi: Yes, sir. ' K# F3 l( e- B' K& J2 m0 N6 Q6 B% p
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
* K, r4 I, M: U# v, A* oCondi: Kofi. 5 L, R, }/ n1 `1 N/ o* \
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
$ D* @' x& j$ g+ i; |(Condi picks up the phone.) & h; l! O8 o+ s8 b! E! e/ u" q
Condi: Rice, here. % L% k0 L# ?" ?" ?3 a4 d; `' c; Y3 c
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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