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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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: a. c' d8 \$ vGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
* \+ e8 L: y0 L1 }" E' zGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
" r9 H, j, J5 k% q) ECondi: Yes.
3 M3 f  {* H2 W; d* lGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
5 V$ S+ d" y$ p! a+ O& WCondi: Hu.
9 s; H7 V/ w! vGeorge: The guy in China.
7 S: R" ~) C5 u) oCondi: Hu.
* u# t6 t: F: @  _" d+ tGeorge: The new leader of China.
2 z# @$ o3 ^# p& T+ oCondi: Hu.
0 ~% A, W0 L' m2 y6 a5 F/ iGeorge: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
6 |7 j! [- m* d! _7 o* }% _Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
2 L0 f$ L: X. C! ]1 r/ _; kGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
' ~# f" p2 @" N  v& w& |George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
* G9 C  |5 `: b$ `; ~George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
, h: E! F. ]# n6 Y- \; Q  FGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
* I1 T, b; \  B; {% p; HGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
: h7 ]+ Y. R" C7 m  ^8 c. EGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
0 w) u4 S: V  @" @! XGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
0 H" J1 u1 @7 u& U& ACondi: Yes, sir.
, z2 c7 Q8 n8 `+ I$ cGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
( q9 ]  P5 B7 @' pGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
& W; f1 i. t+ ZCondi: Yes, sir.
! r/ z' s" j& ?- P& [George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
  I2 d9 c5 a5 {+ A# dCondi: Kofi.
. ?' B) V' A9 C( xGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 ^5 L4 U9 a# p0 o- U+ r(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 d2 `4 J9 B" v3 ~Condi: Rice, here.
, d% Y9 a0 M6 [) S( C5 XGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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