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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( x* o( z" c% \" \9 l' p: ACondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 2 T( u1 G+ b5 l: L$ e: R
George: Great. Lay it on me.
- p6 a) I* O, N5 U0 vCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
0 B" [( L* D! P' k t; e/ {* NGeorge: That's what I want to know.
2 f8 Z* w- e# P. QCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
: [, [- \9 V4 o* f0 w9 `1 KGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
, g% o5 j, e/ d& k n- fCondi: Yes. ; k% f6 [4 L* g# x1 q; t& e
George: I mean the fellow's name. ) C, H4 }$ E8 l7 ?. d
Condi: Hu.
3 c* C7 ?( [, r$ r" L4 L) ^$ vGeorge: The guy in China. 2 s' Q, ]. H7 D
Condi: Hu. $ y( Y( W3 e; k% r3 l4 n2 G
George: The new leader of China. 5 ?3 b! D# D) ?8 |
Condi: Hu. / Q) g E! @) p+ j9 B0 g% D$ f
George: The Chinaman!
* B0 `& b- F N1 Y! ?# H0 ~Condi: Hu is leading China.
3 p' A7 p$ H) W9 d' yGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
0 R! u3 R8 L |$ {$ s2 J4 cCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
7 K3 r7 z0 D) t+ y+ e% k' gGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ) L% z, o T! d) p
Condi: That's the man's name.
. V7 |9 V# ]& |# p5 k+ GGeorge: That's who's name?
7 X) g' R) k* G+ G# j" \% d) ^Condi: Yes.
: M5 x U" U9 h8 p& B# {! JGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 1 b6 S u: F u" V) F9 B
Condi: Yes, sir.
D2 \& l% s9 G! a7 {% {George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
8 ^1 T! s: g5 B" R8 C" |1 G }Condi: That's correct. / I D$ [. m/ y
George: Then who is in China? ; l _- h; A# U, P% E, Q: X
Condi: Yes, sir. , N8 E$ g( c, v: l3 T6 E4 A
George: Yassir is in China? ) z2 S! h; g/ p; p6 k
Condi: No, sir.
& Q$ a) z" {4 N! VGeorge: Then who is?
9 o! u) O! o* n5 k oCondi: Yes, sir. ( o9 d/ [, ^6 I) y; ~1 T" V1 k
George: Yassir? 6 X. S3 o$ b* m. J
Condi: No, sir.
; Z) K) u. z2 K4 |George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
& V1 O2 O2 v3 r$ E) ~1 r# fCondi: Kofi? ; R4 ~) B( \0 g2 A" x
George: No, thanks.
- p! t; G5 A9 W$ C" r vCondi: You want Kofi? - y% v8 x8 r# f% y# _+ R* [) Y
George: No. / ^% ~1 U, a5 E$ t: p2 Y) W
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 0 t3 _0 L) N0 f0 S( X8 S8 q! ~
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 0 N6 w$ F+ G( {
Condi: Yes, sir. . A+ l% E2 V% l4 X& u9 {; K# R
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ) A2 L t" D/ @0 }1 D2 h3 ?+ S
Condi: Kofi? 0 J$ ~0 s: z- B' o1 f
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
7 x8 n9 ^* _; l$ ]Condi: And call who? : B; k# E$ W7 B5 n
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
2 z. W% G/ [# r# GCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 4 x) o* r6 T( {5 `
George: Will you stay out of China?!
- ~. r3 Y: m( q+ T" q% f% cCondi: Yes, sir.
+ s0 c( e* L. l9 x4 NGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
" W9 n: h* y1 h1 x. a6 ^; jCondi: Kofi.
% c: i& Q0 Y9 Z9 @6 D3 n' b; ?George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ; G" {4 O+ [4 C+ G8 ]
(Condi picks up the phone.) # o2 G% [2 y- D6 g* _' B/ H3 d% i
Condi: Rice, here. K" p, R2 ]- T) ]
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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