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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ! Q6 P% M1 a5 t% ^! g" L! }1 Z
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; n8 \5 r3 u5 J- K5 oCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ; U9 y6 M) o7 X- N. e6 b
George: Great. Lay it on me. ( j3 {# i9 ^3 F( ~3 z; c" s
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ! g+ J' G: I% K H
George: That's what I want to know.
" K6 p* _( r( R$ {1 A+ O* E* a4 `Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
0 I) o e( u( y. oGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? % _0 S* ?. W* |
Condi: Yes.
) T% E& E, D/ u& f& X& z5 JGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
8 `$ l3 H! f) r1 uCondi: Hu.
9 m2 Z, i2 @/ X2 [! ?* k9 aGeorge: The guy in China.
0 n. h# n$ X9 ]6 z6 n7 pCondi: Hu.
4 Q A: u8 f0 z/ HGeorge: The new leader of China. ! h0 C2 k/ {6 s, n- U
Condi: Hu. # f& ^( F" L& U# ^5 Q
George: The Chinaman!
8 M* F+ s) e8 N# W+ y( hCondi: Hu is leading China.
* H& [' b/ Y' u% a9 b1 R( IGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? $ [. P3 e: K/ h% N& ]9 ]
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 4 }- A& F7 @( L- P, i6 K2 A
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? # L ] M6 d9 g* a, Y0 x9 x
Condi: That's the man's name.
( c2 S! @9 c4 h4 [! A& P& G2 nGeorge: That's who's name?
! ~( _3 O r( e/ L) RCondi: Yes.
. ]8 B9 w0 b0 B }George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ; y& u3 V! a3 V c( P& u
Condi: Yes, sir.
" n3 E- x% B' j" x+ s7 sGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
9 ` G0 x$ C6 H% ] tCondi: That's correct. . _! ? S {2 ]2 p3 D
George: Then who is in China?
" w$ R% ^3 O+ E: {: ]4 G' A2 V, t CCondi: Yes, sir. " u7 b/ H% g3 {% H) Q6 v" y
George: Yassir is in China?
0 A3 {% e* h+ I: p( u6 YCondi: No, sir.
3 g7 c( D# e' X. ], Z- c5 e' bGeorge: Then who is? 0 J6 k7 d5 C5 W0 A# {& z: r, \# d
Condi: Yes, sir. - t1 X7 D+ V6 o$ L0 ^7 E" H+ d
George: Yassir? / }. J. p# {5 y( r) O7 r8 H
Condi: No, sir.
! t8 @/ C& C D/ PGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ) G5 W5 o; f! K6 j! ^% q! F
Condi: Kofi?
3 N' F& P" U! CGeorge: No, thanks. 2 b; `, q, i4 E1 ^, Y& b
Condi: You want Kofi? , w, k+ J. x6 j+ K* q( K( W
George: No. ( }! v& c9 @& l7 `3 |2 i. ^
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
& k3 C5 e8 G' _% @7 i. a( IGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 8 }, L9 O0 S1 v& U
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 X+ o0 `& d7 _; h" u CGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
1 I+ @' a! z- L0 |Condi: Kofi? . J6 p# S, K. n% A( a
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? z- @* F# o. c6 C
Condi: And call who? ( x" b8 m* ]2 j0 U- V7 q% L4 {
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ! {: V R. K i2 o4 l( _! W( j& E
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. " f2 ]2 u* _8 C
George: Will you stay out of China?!
( X$ _/ r$ l: U; |- |* e+ ~Condi: Yes, sir. : h# t9 J) x' G9 Q+ P7 y# G w
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ! f- t' ~; R; x, r, _ c
Condi: Kofi.
) {8 C$ E) L' C( K9 p) \& QGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
) S8 S) P, g$ X: U. V4 p, Z9 X(Condi picks up the phone.)
3 w) e$ _1 P, _' O) \- V; HCondi: Rice, here.
8 e1 K8 w& u! k6 yGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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