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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

' q8 l6 o2 M3 }+ i+ Y, TGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
( d4 U; x( w3 ?$ OCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
1 W9 ^3 T$ t1 y0 [" OGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
$ \1 m8 b4 {% lGeorge: The new leader of China.
, |9 b' z: m8 z' qCondi: Hu.
/ ~0 t: y/ Z# }% jGeorge: The Chinaman!
1 ]1 m$ z1 y9 l9 ^4 Q: f8 KCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
( g- N. Y6 }% I. m8 i: k# w8 A( z' tCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
8 Z0 L. g9 F+ R8 j8 N! ~, gGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
9 h- ~9 l; M! Z( I- W" HCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
5 I" C# x% t, M$ ?4 p4 P8 uGeorge: Then who is in China?
4 B4 J! a% c5 l) H* x# u. R9 xCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
7 U+ N8 ?) D7 uCondi: No, sir.
  I: ~3 J1 L% s4 V( j9 l  @George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
, g' d& N" g3 Q: W* ]+ Z7 DGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
' H& I2 N) P4 ~1 N8 b* \Condi: Kofi?
* u3 y, y8 S+ i6 mGeorge: No, thanks.
# s2 D* G7 {: d$ G& J$ x# M+ vCondi: You want Kofi?
+ o  T0 F2 Y4 x" }9 g" c: K7 a8 h7 MGeorge: No.
+ M9 Y' G9 `1 hCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
) N' C5 u7 j5 M8 ]. k' T# UCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
, r' p7 e; |% K7 N/ ^5 @Condi: And call who?
- Z* _! C" N8 s$ z& E* x/ J- e& v9 ~George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
9 o5 Y; K& j3 e  }" @4 D7 ZGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
4 m" v& W. S9 j* ^* H- h# I+ u! tCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
/ ^7 j: t4 I3 vGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 g  i1 }7 p) hCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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