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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking blonde lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: - w+ Y% n( b2 D/ y) L
* Y! {7 P) J& [( H# f3 g8 X( |"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"+ ]" I4 W+ y! A- l z/ A! ?
& j( W8 J1 B. W4 a, {/ cHis new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not." |
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发表于 2008-8-6 11:13
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haha! it's really funny! Keep on!
