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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking blonde lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: * R P# X1 \2 B0 C2 t( k- H! X
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"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?": f g0 s$ A3 P# W+ L9 H; y
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His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not." |
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发表于 2008-8-6 11:13
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haha! it's really funny! Keep on!
