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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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; f, I# T: s0 j* d& V) J+ L  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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4 @( D4 s. X* ]  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 7 B; S' s5 G9 k

' _9 N& T' {) I  `) s: M  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
: ~( D$ e) x$ F, Htogether up !
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8 R7 @. v6 T4 X6 u9 n* K- i  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
) L& \0 _6 Z9 A- Y, \nothing to say,go home!! 0 V8 H3 c& Y/ N' u" r! }# M+ r

" N/ o0 a$ D. z+ j9 r: F  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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7 q% {# v1 y8 ~; R& g& H: L  彼此彼此
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0 `. c, z; }, L" r( I, L# E  7.You Give Me Stop!! + I- H' }# L3 J- I% I

0 ^- R  c# n9 z$ n/ E  你给我站住! - Q9 X* f6 t4 p; ]& |4 f

, g' g. I' D/ j/ u  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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: i9 Q& C; Z4 o  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER $ U- z8 M' X/ @8 H% B9 G/ g  `8 T: R
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  表妹
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7 c4 C, b& i) b+ Q, Q7 w5 ~0 {  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 1 |- W# u/ u! ^
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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0 r$ h! I# \* `3 [. V  美中不足 9 n& J9 I! y8 l/ q3 p2 n
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die * T; L* Y: ~7 z
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  车祸现场描述
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5 N$ X+ u7 F: c2 f. A; `5 m! V0 T- ~  13.heart flower angry open $ `8 }, z* _& R" i

0 \8 Q  S6 A3 c9 T* e9 s  心花怒放 6 E8 }' B1 Q3 y7 S" U" B, q. r

* j3 {; u' Z% w# P  14.go past no mistake past
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7 t9 u9 n* _: I$ m  走过路过,不要错过 : s$ P$ H, E+ Z* W+ W' M

/ J! S% q9 Q$ X! S  15.小明:I am sorry! 5 u! t  g* b' k. h) s
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  老外:I am sorry too! # J- X" e8 Q6 w9 G8 O
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  小明:I am sorry three! 3 A$ k2 e4 F+ t' q1 n: U3 J1 A

+ S& h1 E9 L1 S# @  y; J  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  l% E9 p5 ^% k' n( {! T  D  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条 + ^+ M, L" ^: X% C6 C2 O

) r/ ]" h7 o0 w8 Z7 g- \# u  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 9 }- R# K7 O0 b; r+ P

/ C, w* p6 o/ O/ g# T$ g  我叫李老大,今年25。 ; y3 a: R: n- ~; K9 y3 Q1 f
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  18.you have two down son。 3 ?* p7 M) ]0 A3 w" y7 L# l- F

& a# j8 _$ c( o- j  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die 4 I% x) I& x; r1 N, m
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  有多远,死多远!!!! ' M6 E" E  E! y) U

# p, N+ e+ b0 z# H# ^  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn 9 t7 b$ H' m- P: x1 k6 o
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) Y! y; q  g. L! _3 m  z$ O给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~3 o1 I) ~+ d9 |/ \- D6 g/ A. i" ~9 i
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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