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NEVER SAY TO A COP: * B! j; K! r% @+ o* P* T
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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0 }* r; U$ ~; P7 o$ L2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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9 F* L6 @# Y3 H! n3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? / V" Z# H1 g7 _1 {4 m: t& o
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5 M/ N/ r* U0 U6 ]! t9 ?0 ?
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? ; `% ^' Y; B! W: a4 B
; [- `- t0 _1 a$ y6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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1 ~% y/ A2 i$ e& s: Y$ J3 G7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? $ y3 K4 m6 W2 E
' m B% H$ g; M1 C5 r8. I pay your salary! : {1 o1 ^+ N1 N, W' R6 w: ^9 j+ m
$ S+ @* K K1 e! H3 F9 c9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 9 k, Y u, R4 c3 I+ H e( B" r% F Y
0 o% `& y0 q! J" K10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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0 c7 D0 V* B, Y0 {, D q( d0 R11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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3 B+ k9 [7 ^0 A! \6 y" f12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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