Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

( c6 ?5 v7 D% {* D1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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7 T2 B" S; ^6 S9 ^3 N2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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# v  s- r; Y" x8 k8 t! m- J4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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3 _) c! P4 ^+ C$ ?5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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( L; ?; s9 X! h/ @0 Z( G& k* `! h7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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: J/ `0 A3 o1 [" A9 B7 ?9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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* B# ]6 @: p- q: a/ Y# q10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

! i, I" Y$ H" y; a& G% x11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

' D' f# a2 R8 w0 `: `12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"