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NEVER SAY TO A COP: ( I+ w0 a# u' [+ I
, t" @6 y2 H8 z7 r; q$ c1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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S5 O: o7 R/ u% e3 e% o- A' `" ^2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 1 m0 c) k) O$ y; M( a- ]# v. k
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ; d4 Z) u( V- i6 S/ f9 H
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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; l' h0 \4 D% {+ c. x, i7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! # ]1 W, A# E6 P( k! F
4 a) `+ x5 ~- n9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 6 v- q* H- {. M% t$ Y
# ?: I+ F e8 T10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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: I# g7 W1 y! E6 c" k11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 1 n1 ?% O( |* ~+ W0 X5 k& g
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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