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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 0 V6 {7 ~, q7 }+ j! E# A
0 `& M/ x1 l. f" s# k% Z3 T1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 8 M- w/ ^' ]6 i, x6 W
$ @8 d8 v# z$ |8 A0 A- Z% _1 W% f* ~2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. : _0 i* l. c6 n# l# n9 H8 L$ C
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? % g1 D f% l4 G, D, F5 j( M4 s
: U( E2 I4 e' O! U5 v; j7 p4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? ' \, z G0 U4 A9 @
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. - t' T. k# f! m; R# L: J1 e \
' L1 j" Y2 b9 }, L# \& a8 }7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! 2 G4 A1 H0 Z t2 ^3 M
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 4 T, g! K5 o; o3 T0 W0 s0 B
: V8 j8 n% V O10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 6 F$ j3 N9 F* J' b+ [% n: S9 d
0 J% w( s: s* E8 v* E11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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