Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

4 ?; F% O) Y" S+ ^1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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# u7 t! s; z3 ?. A+ a2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

8 R4 O! C* l, I- b+ G- a3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

* T" m3 P6 D( B+ G4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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, Y4 n, R$ h( g5 a. }* A2 h, z5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

5 e, [0 S2 a# ]* r0 w7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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; E! B3 J5 D  ?1 V' ?8. I pay your salary!
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" }" U0 W7 n% H! H8 O! y9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

/ ?( H- P2 I( B+ U11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"