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NEVER SAY TO A COP: . i: Z- G$ L5 i
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) + R7 _5 c! Y% c# j2 ]8 w# x/ a
4 D9 H) f$ u+ {% u' A. I5 W" ^2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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, D0 M: K# Q2 p; s4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? 9 h) `$ r) ~9 s) T" X* a
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. / B8 {) W" d& i) N' ]6 m+ f
6 X; t4 e7 X: }7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! 2 B7 o! u' l* c( J3 A1 P5 e3 w
/ z* I. z0 K& @2 c7 N0 M9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! % f, ~2 g$ H4 A" a/ ~9 _0 i
' n3 ? `/ @3 a0 Y10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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7 Q) Q& E1 `# z1 M# L" y6 d2 v12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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