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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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; ?' x) [6 f" p' N$ m' @A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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2 k' [$ o6 B7 s5 }/ |3 G1 @The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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$ g7 ~4 r6 o% oThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'2 l6 F+ Z" m5 K0 U) a) x
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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9 I/ B1 y1 h ^# W; G& Q* P; S+ iShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'; d F( d# p/ [& c4 B. [
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'. ^: Z/ C% Z: ]# s0 k" D4 L
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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