 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. " C( \! l$ t+ P
, e0 f: ~4 ^* Q
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'6 n( W. h4 p/ N8 V. p. ~( w
% ~) }* H) p7 X( n6 h+ oThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 A, V4 Q: \% m: o, J% U+ |) I! m
1 Z. m0 {2 F- o4 B
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'2 I7 r5 l2 ?6 ?
6 z |% {) T7 a# j- p4 p
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'+ Z$ r$ s5 R' z9 J# [( r
. a8 @3 R6 G, ]4 S V0 O5 H6 JThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'5 L7 z+ x% C) I% c0 X* j2 `3 @
- O! q' l2 m& XThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 g5 z) T2 s- A! v d
w% H8 S8 m6 J6 O5 Q% H
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'9 k. y2 K X, R
' E& O" J- ~5 H, V/ tShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'4 h* E- @1 a% a s K2 i# L' W
# A; {6 x7 i1 m) O$ @Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'4 D1 b! P2 I/ B% m
# f& s, T' g9 [2 c9 sThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-9-22 14:22
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-9-22 19:31
