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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. . l" j6 c" p. V
/ V) L4 C8 Q7 I2 P% O1 U( g9 GA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'+ ` A/ h3 R9 `+ Z% T8 t3 r$ Q
8 A: r& f$ t& ?6 \' l& |- n4 Y$ @The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'. S, m; v5 A3 p$ m3 |$ [6 |2 ?
; L6 F5 {9 m$ W, _! h* {The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* i/ d% j& t S6 [" p# F4 w5 G
6 M" J% |5 B% U H0 |The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'( p6 c! m* Y- p, t& u1 x# a# @
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# x6 C/ H& e3 ^, y' W. H, m9 i
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'. B" [ c3 q. Y+ t1 e! ?) P$ s( Y
+ k% H s8 n* b1 n) p& }' u2 wHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'- Y' O% {3 t& Q' l: a
# |7 L5 u6 q, d, q/ MPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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