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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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0 V% b$ a% y* h9 i! u rA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'! c! |5 L/ K2 Q& K" U1 i
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( \0 I' G7 n9 S+ R# r# ^, d
- h7 X$ e; R0 j3 I3 |0 lThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'6 A. X# u$ ^) s! O9 g. \
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !') p' z' G# l( X- V* ], o+ f) K
1 O# P+ J+ E. s! y6 p- y- ?That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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% m/ d, V1 \5 ~3 b1 sHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'0 J, M' A/ H/ a6 Q% Z
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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