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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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2 q4 N: g% O6 n" S* jA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'/ z9 n( O1 c% {2 J5 M6 H
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'' M) q" s! v, }. V$ ^0 z7 w
/ C$ m: R* {# D0 M& P0 `; tThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'& r2 ^/ x9 F. ?/ a: Z' W+ s- o9 O
0 a O9 b3 C1 K8 ^: X& w1 b) NThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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