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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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, n8 v7 K. o& Z8 E( Q4 s" L) [A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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& j+ v1 T# L9 [6 lThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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; L( g2 ~/ F: e1 \$ c* MThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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8 N; ~! J1 W1 \, i: n) C6 l jThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'3 s! v# x8 e% n7 c( x
# B( A. s# t& x3 THe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?') Y. [& c9 O+ g5 G8 N* Z
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'! l9 r; y9 u, M9 N# n
: h4 w' u, m/ x0 \( f; QPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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# V( C# F b% aThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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