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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' k3 e! q, S, @% I, m% X
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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) }3 a+ p% @: ]1 dThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'8 }2 S# z( ]4 s$ Z: J' m
4 L- g0 o; u& M9 k- U: x( YThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'3 p3 I1 j* Y# c& F4 ^4 [
3 {. t* u& |# q, P2 @8 uThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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@* p G: R3 U7 M- _She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'( |) b2 T* H( W# v9 B- g( o
/ N" Q4 ~1 Q2 R$ ? i; d- yPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'$ `' _* }3 Q# x, a' g8 i, G
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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