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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. , x+ p, a1 {/ i
& n: ?0 Q Y; q1 O- WA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'3 d6 H1 _9 V1 M9 I9 z7 L4 M
: ]9 W$ _) l1 I+ I! [. H; M+ }The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'4 O5 {# c9 R; Z' m
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'" c2 c6 R, u' _! E" O; t& L
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'" S% O T& n. y! V) i8 \
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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' \# y" [& V$ H8 \# {6 wShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'% e7 j2 T/ O) m" O0 U
1 ?( p& p( i+ p" Q J% pPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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( |) l& K7 A% c1 s" W/ PThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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