![](source/plugin/floweregg/images/flower.gif) 鲜花( 0) ![](source/plugin/floweregg/images/egg.gif) 鸡蛋( 0)
|
This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. / G6 D# m- q8 e# {7 x( ^9 B
: _, _6 O* D) p7 [9 z+ J8 ?. {A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
" y0 }* ^' I# k4 D/ C o( F" t! j5 R% Q# q U. `% }
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'3 @- b1 F5 I/ J+ z
# y& b7 @$ O V1 T0 F3 MThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
$ q$ N2 L7 |6 b$ r- Q' E* _9 t! P- Y7 ^7 d1 `- U% k
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
5 ^# L+ L3 G$ a O$ f9 y+ f; t c9 i
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'$ d: }5 [/ N# b% d
/ P' v: E* R' \0 q6 {, D/ |9 mThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
) j1 Q% [4 _" d+ {. T
# ~8 z6 J# \+ k* @5 [He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'6 g* M: S/ K& y7 O1 S( T
9 N' E2 A1 C' p* L9 S
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !': B' B3 G' {5 ~* D1 H
! t* \0 @# O7 ~* E" I5 LPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'5 p& R, Q: ^7 q# i [
. I7 b5 |9 u3 s0 g
The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
|