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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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5 E" D$ d- v# o) p; rA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'# F; X9 F8 M0 ^2 t
4 ? j h0 c5 ]' UThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 Y, }, N6 ?6 [4 r& Q, eThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !': d# Z+ H, u3 [& g4 y
- ~8 Z5 @" h, g( vThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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" p5 K- Q& y9 C' x) J0 UThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'+ Q' Y. V* E+ Y$ N- }
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'1 S$ c) p. a/ P/ k2 M
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'6 Z1 G' \7 M8 \9 @
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'% Y1 ] Z+ w( Q! v4 ~, t, t: u
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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