The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

: F; K9 V$ {0 H: N  i' I* hAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
/ `8 f9 N/ b* s& M5 }0 `$ R2 @'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ i* g, L5 ]1 V7 H( W: X'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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% \8 e' S! f7 }'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
9 k( E6 g' b+ K6 K3 ~& o'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ T! o, d5 U3 r! e'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" ~  W; g- t0 w: Q* q'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
5 J  Z9 O/ k! E! G: I) k/ a( A" B$ H'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

' x+ C8 Q- B$ H3 n2 Z+ WAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# N5 B. I8 w" JWithin a few days,
: F3 ?& U9 u1 ]% Bthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
5 d4 l7 y" y( dthe legs
2 R% N; `$ o0 c" y( [6 u, dgot wobbly,
" z" n! D: s3 j: tthe eyes
got watery,
# P' j/ P2 Q, v3 n3 D3 W7 Aand the
8 [: p( h5 c- V' l3 R! [- H* \/ N/ Rblood
0 p: G5 f, K8 e& \! vwas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
6 K. M7 ^8 \$ T# [The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

# ^, J3 ?8 {8 o, N$ N/ U4 _/ I% tWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.