The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 U) x% c- b/ ^3 OAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
: @2 Q1 s( k: t* f'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

! v* H% M2 A6 G+ S6 m'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
! _* x1 U6 ^( B0 x% f'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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7 V: J/ ^: e5 c7 }  l( `0 Q'I should be in charge,' said the
  {# z/ }3 v% \. j& x4 [0 l  w7 zstomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
, h8 w3 I5 j9 W" @! a! L& W) z% P9 c7 S'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
  Z% d( T6 b2 x1 S1 s'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: |, @  l$ H: U5 M4 c' I3 ['Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
5 @& i- a3 O5 A4 x. r1 v- G'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' F! s1 P4 H4 r' iand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
& G& K( b; Y0 b; M% n5 ~- FWithin a few days,
' j( t! v- r' O" k' ?5 Rthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
( o+ c$ M  v, vgot wobbly,
) p6 s. m, i- F% K! m* ]the eyes
got watery,
0 a" M/ z" t+ \: ?- f; h3 j) n) {: Mand the
4 Q+ @1 z: W* W- o' d4 fblood
was toxic.
% Q- l) Z3 X" h; e8 ^! MThey all decided that the
. t4 b$ U+ v) K4 u8 P+ Trectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
: H% R+ J' n2 Q% M7 u+ ]- pThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.