The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. f9 t0 @5 d. ltrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
  E& t+ b' C' |; t+ r/ Y) R1 mstomach
,
  O! }4 d" u. h$ m. \. e" L'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
* l. ~# S; n7 E0 ?7 H3 O5 i'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& ^1 N* Z7 h) L" T'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
$ l0 e+ Y% [* n. H'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
( [' x! H8 d& Q/ w6 P" z7 B8 Wand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
: H7 [8 y9 |7 Z  w2 sthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
2 K( q" j! n7 pwas bloated,
# s; O; {6 o: k4 W7 rthe legs
8 U- Q* g8 n( e  lgot wobbly,
the eyes
' r* g) H5 l* I; Ngot watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
0 i7 |: s' D" z- b" H: bThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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* d" z" o. U! i# N6 X1 t5 o: g5 IWhere you got this so funning story!
) y6 }) M4 I. a5 e9 y: G" r$ Y, P% EI like it.