The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 T+ I- s! G, E9 U, E$ \2 t& kAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
/ C( b/ p+ o  ?& Z. |'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
) c8 O/ F/ d. n' r& mstomach
,
' B. y4 c" _/ N; ^9 r9 `: h'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: W5 z6 a/ I7 @6 S# }'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
0 t% s  R; i8 ~+ C2 Y0 H" K2 m; Q; C% d'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 Q9 ?; |/ h9 C; |'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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' h. Y& @0 F& s  U' W. i" \All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
! u2 g0 c$ q$ X' f3 nand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
! D" n7 D$ n7 R6 ?the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
" o7 F1 X- u. t6 _8 E: lgot wobbly,
the eyes
& S, A) X3 `: }* e- ]; O0 q3 p( ]got watery,
) B% I6 e6 C/ ]. y3 Wand the
; h2 b  Q5 |, D# n% W. v# N: U# kblood
% C  n( B" [2 v# A: G# w9 Bwas toxic.
They all decided that the
4 m8 |% i7 T2 o! a* V6 Irectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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+ M4 g! j, M9 f  j( w( A[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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, B9 g* R1 d8 L3 q- K! Q* RWhere you got this so funning story!
6 x# b, g7 N5 ~# E; b; U2 r7 TI like it.