The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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7 r! v/ ~7 f% p! ]! @2 H'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 ]  `0 {( Z; Z9 X- \8 x'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
,
1 A7 O) Y9 a6 T1 M# x( Q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; e, W" X  Q! b6 H'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
: `9 X. U) i4 X7 b; D  x'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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: F% F- a, A% j6 _, v1 d'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 Q6 p' a2 A4 |  \( F! A7 U* f/ `& `0 Z'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
5 `5 B, B# V2 S3 rthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
2 P' ^% k8 J5 E- aThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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4 e: y. _) Y* O2 M9 I( UWhere you got this so funning story!
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