The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

' Z6 i/ ~& G! }All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
2 d, v1 x. b& `trying to decide who was the one in charge.
2 ]. N9 X. W9 d! \; L'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

0 B' ], A+ n$ X( h'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
9 V% K! M1 L, m; U0 Q  v. \stomach
,
# K; s6 }0 E+ f& C. ?'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
6 Q% C4 a5 m- e, G'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
+ d* A  j, ~& c5 P9 L. v+ p* |'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
' F8 R; e9 n+ t' \) R$ \# ]- X'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& x, l3 L7 B0 c. K'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
  ^. [( Y2 {! q* n" I- vand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# F. ?! g! H/ |, {6 B: Y  l6 K$ j+ PWithin a few days,
, Z: a7 l4 R& B' a- ethe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
, [4 G1 e0 K7 l( i% h$ {6 c) Qthe legs
got wobbly,
/ k' a5 L% A* d  ^* uthe eyes
) o9 O* N) N- S" D6 y( n6 Lgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
) h: ]+ a- m  X* r  NThey all decided that the
8 m  C+ Z. F) h0 Irectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
$ ]; ?- m; l% d. W: D/ eThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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( [  K* p" s5 Q0 ?1 R$ {* Q[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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