The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
2 r* x: R/ T% Gtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
: [7 `( N7 c1 ]; o. j. n; f% }: h'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
: ?8 ]. ?  i* `/ T* R, a'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
) ?  @1 ?9 j- F/ W'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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( R) p6 s+ t7 U! v2 k7 Y# u( c# Q4 i'I should be in charge,' said the
' T0 j! s9 X, N/ @% Istomach
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8 |' |9 R, P: N- D: D'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
' D. k$ b. Z# i# D" Z1 D# s'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
# t0 y2 W  `2 s$ W3 Q& q'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
4 t! j2 `- y( ]' ]( ~% @% R'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 x! o" X# \1 o+ i9 T'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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. J8 I% C6 }$ j3 [! F$ _- D' m! vAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
7 H. U" ^9 D1 qWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
. L! A2 w* b9 i- ]% N0 X, v% awas bloated,
2 b# Y! a& t9 Z4 C% Qthe legs
6 \# N/ v& _3 vgot wobbly,
% m3 g; G# ]. z7 Othe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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! u4 J1 j; I% B9 \- |They all decided that the
- d& P" W) h' j& u( t/ Drectum should be the boss.
9 L; N, o  e5 m" yThe Moral of the story?
1 q/ u/ U: R2 @4 c2 Z- W6 j# Q; GThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
$ ]6 j1 f3 O# ]: y2 v6 sI like it.