The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

' D7 _! d# N( Z. S$ c8 F) ]All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
4 Z9 }( ]& n7 n: e* t'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ `' |' \4 ^# d+ z'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



& r+ W. ?( L5 c'I should be in charge,' said the
- O1 I- ^9 _) u6 C: u- i; }; `stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
) P/ \  R3 ~( h'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% ]( M- k0 D* W# Z" E4 G'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
6 G( E/ H3 E2 r+ [5 x  hand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
. y9 v7 o2 q# V  o: U- Q( tWithin a few days,
+ D1 h) Q7 U' h8 P7 Y! D! Ythe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
8 I, P6 t3 P) ]9 `/ Nwas bloated,
" T$ f5 _# A: v+ o% n5 v! N3 T/ Dthe legs
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the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
* J1 A7 J+ p: p" mThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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; t+ D. e+ A* P0 D[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

! e; |( r  n; N* mWhere you got this so funning story!
3 U  s% A4 w3 M. DI like it.