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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. 4 l( O/ b1 E' |# D4 f2 B$ ~& Q
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
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* V0 r" O2 j! P! _- uIn the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." 0 C: i- ~) O, a" O D* [
% ~ i' H! ?9 N3 i: B V. kThe man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
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& A/ z7 f/ W8 DThe woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. ; r: T: u) |3 T/ A/ ^, R
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"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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