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发表于 2008-10-5 23:09
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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
. Q" N6 a; y7 z& Q, dAfter the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 2 Z; U) B& Q( P
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In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." ) u h1 W( L: B/ M2 k' u9 f" {
e8 q+ p$ F# w' ~2 |The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
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The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. 3 \0 R3 u# V& O. m: `. @! R3 d, w- z
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"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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