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Blonde Car Accident9 |- d2 p9 f( g' H0 ]
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! d/ \ v2 j; hHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.$ z( [* Y! Y- T5 a2 [' ~
7 P8 q/ }" L. B0 i, x9 u4 vFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.4 W9 m/ p9 W6 T' [ y
/ [+ x& [5 n# l; }1 OThe blonde started laughing.4 c$ A. E6 R2 n2 |
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 m& R: @1 _$ R. B
' C/ ^5 L9 o g% j2 uThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!": H- V5 M+ Z3 I( u" E: \
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6 t/ |1 e) a) R8 k' d! w8 CTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. }" o) k* V3 v( V7 s
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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1 p' v8 I" s6 p0 [4 K9 r6 tTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( d" U6 F5 B: i" O# a! g' c4 N
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I Want to Buy That/ M, G4 X9 c7 T, {
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.- ~2 t! o" W# H' S# s8 O. g
y( H: ~8 H4 tThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 q- b. @, y" D9 \2 \/ }; y( N7 q
6 t. G! M k) w% t% ^Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.( d# Q, i9 ?: m0 ^ B: g0 \
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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( ]! {+ b# V5 D" @3 x+ `The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
, E/ K: U( O$ X |8 A2 o( MA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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X& T- K$ r, _" eIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 L; d. _5 }/ \+ k
1 y% t' G4 V7 g' M) i/ rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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) N, p+ [% I* k2 _4 t" @4 dThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ m! G/ Q/ p& DA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: J2 ]' W4 y0 w/ N
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.; V: [' f! l9 p3 w
# X& G0 n" V4 T( KShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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( W( e2 G8 F3 J$ O0 D: m8 NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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