Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

' ?! A5 t0 `" B' r& y& u3 mThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

* M9 q+ _% @, LThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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: `; r# N" c' C# i' uThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" W" p4 j# B  K8 Y0 yThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

  J0 ?% R3 L& W* yI Want to Buy That
" b7 R* a( }, vA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

4 T) k8 l; b& S3 ]7 F+ ]! e2 a$ u5 }, FThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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3 a. V* I! g/ S$ ]To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

- T6 e/ ?, k$ ?, k6 l, X( u; T7 rThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

) O; K9 \* j% H  gThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
# c0 r6 b% v; C! K* wA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

+ J# e$ f5 n& |! }, SIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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1 X3 [& _  H- YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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4 F  e$ t+ k8 D8 C% e( ]- RThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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) i$ l+ B# ]4 ?" O) R. V" PA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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' i7 k$ G4 P- wThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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: u1 q; h" |4 w" q2 D5 m/ H: {She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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