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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident- X0 [* h( n' M" I6 B4 r& r
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- _0 C5 f9 _# h' J0 b1 d
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( d# x, q+ P$ U. a0 B
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.7 }' }6 |" n1 L( I" m
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! [; u, k, A$ n; \; n0 M0 K5 L
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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; j' y& s4 d2 [3 |9 f$ j) VLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ x2 X: R3 R/ A" @4 U1 v

5 U5 {4 C; K! h5 PThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.- I$ ]( k! y2 h5 s, ~

8 k! H" \9 i9 X9 C0 J0 o2 }The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"% N' W. L0 c  h
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That! _6 P, g! |; T" h$ C& w. c
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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7 e: W% `* f4 I4 O; E  QSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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: q/ d7 ]1 u; eTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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& {# k% u: i0 d3 }9 TThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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* s$ E8 {$ |. H: J- _The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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# z% m! g/ Y$ K: t2 o) w" J6 zAre You Really Sure?
, m9 r% {' d7 t' S, y1 Y0 ?A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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) `7 p7 B( f( j; }2 m% n2 ]6 V+ MIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."0 k+ y6 a0 y9 ]* I7 R* W+ h! H

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& a+ R' ?) K" z+ F; Z) S3 |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.+ T7 b" K! U0 j. C% [6 n/ I

* `) d9 E# p3 YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.& a7 `; Q3 [, X% l9 X0 w. z
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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0 K% c7 ?: |8 F3 Y3 L& Q* E[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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