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Blonde Car Accident
" }5 U' f! f2 fOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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" w$ G+ ]& o' A& p4 nThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.$ S/ A& x7 x4 t. D
, D5 v+ U$ B. |9 SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.8 x/ a& \ B( {0 C. j7 D. v, m
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.9 n. S4 ~# f" \9 x6 }
, v3 J+ K( |# ~* }2 ?- |- wThe blonde started laughing.
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* U( |. x6 g% z& [3 O! h4 O; bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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) u% p6 F0 V8 Y! e& {, E+ `This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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5 v( L* h1 D3 n' z2 j' n. eLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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- r. G$ \6 B' r V6 p3 IThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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# ? r; E1 q; k8 w* FThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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& y+ q# w5 f, ]2 o2 iRowing Your Boat
& M6 u& f4 T" [6 s* y% C& @( WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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* p" m7 q9 _" C8 gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' u: @4 r1 u& e7 Z) I$ M& C
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.") m7 p: U: I7 p) s! [3 C! L
6 N* ~3 B/ A; hI Want to Buy That. E% I9 `0 l4 }0 z! J! f
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.5 y1 u' I8 n& n! f; f6 U' W
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.& M u* g8 A- j% Z
. {" d4 M% x% T9 j% A6 YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.! s& r9 _( U! m3 y* y- F0 C1 o
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! d0 x+ I+ z( G+ R( e( ~" Y& p0 DThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") j# \$ G- }9 P" L0 {
) a; l& W; C/ vThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; G/ Y5 {- V* K+ [
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Are You Really Sure?8 g+ K) ~ e: f* ]% K
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"# d* O: K' E9 A$ a) w- Q4 w" `
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 p" i! ~( z8 Q
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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$ _4 ~+ Z% }& R* N; O( C- zThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." y, u1 o7 _$ b) M& V1 Y. X
7 U0 w& |* K, d* e0 s9 rBlonde Sky Divers0 i' |1 `5 r8 a# w
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.( j( T( {, v6 W( A
8 u. p2 t# M/ n" PShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"4 o' u, Y5 Y6 _% E" q: o6 q; M
$ W$ I6 A3 v2 j9 ]5 v' g[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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