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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
+ G! G4 K0 a9 `8 F/ w( QOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.2 k& N; j: R9 X5 d% D

5 S3 k+ {% r3 ^* N/ B& \! q- d$ `' MThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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# L4 O, p2 _" i/ KHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.) R9 x  P/ [' R) ?  B* T9 E
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.: j  V. T. R% H) ^# d7 G

7 U4 Z8 U0 [: BThis time the blonde laughed even harder.5 [- ?- F0 C: `: U$ [

; b+ m5 d5 P* M4 C9 S* KLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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9 y8 a; R2 E5 o6 ?, B6 f- YThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ n* b" n  q1 v) |. c, T; v4 \
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 _6 E4 N3 x: Y1 ?3 U7 ?# z* P) N

+ e9 g6 e$ I3 ^  U) h4 [Rowing Your Boat
( }9 ]2 f" H# m  ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.% r$ f3 d: L$ `8 u7 Z+ j2 a9 ~* q
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"1 a2 A' m/ g+ \/ @% F+ b: G! F
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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+ [9 i" k' y! TThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.6 ~( _/ D% V2 d: V* T

$ `; k# S, o  s! Y1 M2 e  jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.  O& B# ?' b& z8 T. g
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.& d1 e& v+ E% k' A
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.& p  `) c1 a+ a4 j
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 n9 t5 P; ~& p0 z  f
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"4 B; Y1 u7 x  ^; Z3 |

( ?! A' A4 ^2 \2 K# H* d' HAre You Really Sure?' C& D& z! r. u' S  ?$ U" p5 x
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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' R& S/ |* h: y+ K' f1 lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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7 C4 b" n& K- X! mOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?") b3 f+ m6 A5 B0 j( ?

( d6 o1 T8 O, |  Y8 a2 x4 GThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."+ d. Q* {" s' r& D

8 j  s  @# E5 rBlonde Sky Divers
* N2 T3 F/ c1 j  W& {& IA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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0 H/ b; l/ u  Q& l' f/ {The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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. i6 x, J  W1 i* ZShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?". Y7 A+ N; o3 k2 b% ]- X

/ q5 \3 |1 W: [8 Y8 y5 d9 m[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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