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Blonde Car Accident: g9 I+ ?3 S) d6 S) u) H3 T6 O
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.: r4 o7 ^0 q+ Z+ t/ K
3 g" y3 P% C4 a4 f/ \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car., i: U$ O+ ^% L" j/ S( k
, `( [1 k i OHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) b% E8 T2 @6 r1 F1 K
4 Y0 R- A% u- d* c( h+ BFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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2 g0 A9 i2 Z$ hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.9 }/ b* }) ~9 y; \
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.7 [0 |5 O8 L6 i& J( u# X
, R8 p. \9 _+ V5 x3 F: _ s; iLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.! k2 { l+ u I- H
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.1 p; g m, l& p: r% J
+ P/ d$ [0 |) G& T6 DThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat- U+ w6 u" D) ?! U0 s
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. o! B+ U/ i/ v( G+ Y9 C
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"1 P! `% @, v C" S" W
3 g. c8 {, @+ Q2 FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That& }& J5 ~9 \- v& G- m; w+ G
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# l* g9 B3 x6 ~
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red., y9 V7 c% _# P$ M! n6 T3 Z) U
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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5 k+ S+ |! ~- i0 {, r, q6 h8 uTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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* E" S& s# j2 WThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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5 q1 [; X, q1 i5 bThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"% s' t. b1 n1 Q* n X4 N7 O
9 W# ?4 H# f% hAre You Really Sure?
7 j! x* Q2 @" e: r& `A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 G6 M5 f) _/ o0 T- A0 G
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."5 R: ~# j2 S$ ?* E& E6 v
! k0 D% U% ^2 o( H3 yBlonde Sky Divers
- W1 [! I, O; yA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.1 g3 U# x2 p* Q) V# w
0 L# p0 N2 m6 h0 B) \The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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- \9 j, R: W. @5 T7 XShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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