Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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  W3 Z" X0 _/ q8 ^+ x5 y0 AThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

+ r! M* ~# R5 v$ a$ I) Y2 B7 QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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6 |; X$ K& ~5 t/ E' C5 |8 x- `) nThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
5 x. R! v9 {) b. ~4 L4 B8 XTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

9 k0 y- M& Y; g! p, Y, PTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

* d9 e" |# Z, Q  b4 {5 r) LThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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" I8 ^, V9 d; I$ ~0 o# @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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: s+ y( [# ~* x/ F' USure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 R  ?. e) X) d% d, D& b( f% m) t0 [8 MAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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: i$ u) M7 y: V' jIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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$ U  \7 z8 l2 I0 YThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

+ \0 Y% a% d. N4 F$ X9 t6 cBlonde Sky Divers
3 o& l, g1 k4 `" ^6 V+ t5 d7 |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

& k! E  @! b# Z8 S; F; U9 ?5 qThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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  v, D5 W1 X/ tShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

1 P9 l! F/ |8 V) ~The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

* E6 T8 h0 {# x: C+ U[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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