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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident. q. k. T/ t  M  O1 J% K/ F6 |/ q
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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' p& R8 N) S2 D% h2 ZThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.$ D7 g( D9 N4 F

. J) c# d( D/ ^. k2 N' HHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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- ~* i3 r0 I2 DFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.' f3 Z* W9 t7 H9 c' g' K4 X
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The blonde started laughing.# P. T# j# z( G, m  G! D7 c

; q+ w% f9 K# N$ P) J2 ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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8 @2 t& t6 g( ~% |3 A1 L2 x- fThis time the blonde laughed even harder.3 G- Q6 L1 k2 O$ @
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., J# D- p( B) A) K! A2 q# z  o
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.9 Q2 C4 H% e  `7 |: m& l

, k& a9 n) [4 M6 xThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"  Q& K) q" N5 T9 r4 X
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Rowing Your Boat: e& M# U2 a, c) {3 P
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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8 O7 O" _, ?* v8 ?! PThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ s/ H( l* u, @
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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# j0 R* `9 Q8 B- TA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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' e+ _& S7 h: Q8 t# C2 o; ^/ q2 RThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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9 p+ ]0 i7 s% M4 L" M4 V& `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; q5 H% x' U& h2 p5 ]: _0 T3 PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.5 u* P: a8 M2 M$ [# t- S, [& b, ]

1 U. g' q4 Q, h8 n4 x  Y  gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time., e: a- N6 R$ D* o, P

- M1 }& }' q% |; v0 Q5 VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.6 o. S4 b6 Z; y
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"$ Q: f# k; i  p- t% i5 a. ?  a# q
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Are You Really Sure?" e8 g* t" `3 ~  B/ z0 R) k7 H
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"1 `/ t! n1 ~/ U- Y' W

7 z0 }- P' O" f4 R3 ?: \In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."- A8 t% n, h7 H! U; P% `
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"8 Q$ L' L& X* ^# `

$ M7 h% d  w) U2 N' X' bThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
* b9 ?, w( o4 x; k5 V- |! QA blonde and a brunette are skydiving." m/ z5 ]# O6 g1 H# ?& `" e
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.% L; N9 {4 ~+ z7 [

& J: ], P" S( w  AShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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1 A& {0 ^  j; f2 k7 R3 o; N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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