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Blonde Car Accident1 M7 Q/ @# G& D9 o+ J) N
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% Y! z9 t( C3 v; \0 s
/ X) s8 B! W5 ~* @The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 g9 Z+ u4 f2 ?% KHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.6 x/ v2 T; W8 C6 v
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.* s& r+ t0 {# m1 @) ^9 O
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.2 Y0 r2 U+ O( J0 _
9 U V( p2 |% p+ F o) E3 T) VThis time the blonde laughed even harder., c8 a# V2 t/ f! Y7 a
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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2 j/ h7 G2 n4 o. K7 W( FThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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_$ U! N. H) Z2 ~ l" jRowing Your Boat9 d( c8 y0 T) @1 t8 l# ^; q' f
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"" d3 |3 ]1 j& V6 n: I
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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" L$ [5 o9 R5 X& F K6 tThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.7 C' G; u& q; v7 k2 Y& J$ @
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red./ U! u. E8 [$ I' b
+ b0 B, ?6 g& ?Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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' f; }& I& W: {" fTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.! g4 `) m- f J4 A, u3 E
4 T! n3 e# E/ k* G0 E7 l/ UThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- M4 y! k- A- F
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"& [/ n5 L% b- }6 r+ B6 c1 d
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Are You Really Sure?
$ r! ?# |( h1 \1 j! qA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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; j5 G/ O; D, `/ N4 y+ QIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."0 n0 C% X$ v+ V/ G/ H7 o
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 b! l' ~; g2 S6 }
7 i6 T6 ~9 t4 g. [. MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers4 P6 {4 \) w* P
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.7 [' H% e# s& A) e# k! t9 V7 N% m
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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