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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
; v, x. O1 [0 cOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.4 |. o& X" ~0 U+ \2 w: z1 W8 w
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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6 z; q7 m: M! O! c( }Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.6 T7 b% \' D! l$ e3 s

5 U; n4 V- w# y/ r2 NThe blonde started laughing.
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+ g2 e: V! D4 q% {/ B/ CThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., _4 L, s8 K6 v
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.4 g6 `) |; p5 P0 U

% q/ ?7 T  o3 D1 dLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.0 p( k4 |- a) r% w. a3 f9 e

8 K! j- A8 D' u: gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"; c1 L7 }; B2 t) e7 I
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That* `! l9 j: {& N1 _# B, a
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! |" R7 N' T. N7 n) V- r! ^" _
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.  Y$ N# G; P( c/ P1 [1 \
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.: r: l& K3 U  n
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.  v7 v( N' m! {2 I, m
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." F/ G; u: F+ g  z# d

0 k  C) G' p- O7 v! F+ s+ r3 }4 \5 tTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.6 [* l# C; K7 J1 ^  j
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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, T  I$ ?" b* eThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"4 r( y% U# p( @3 l4 |/ O0 Y
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Are You Really Sure?# Q( H8 u5 H* v
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"# w1 U5 o6 H! G2 G$ }: y

  ^4 f( L; K8 [* Q. s  a7 m* ^6 IIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."7 t/ C8 |, z' @

. T8 w: G0 ~) h& oOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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1 |; [1 ~$ k! H# G+ XThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."9 y  U" `% }' w# x; }7 A: h7 I
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Blonde Sky Divers/ X, `! T% o2 g( S! s
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.2 u# z# M3 z' B6 z, M' H2 \

* M( C. ^1 b# Y2 m/ I( ]- T$ TThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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0 c- m+ s/ X8 {0 l7 q. sShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing./ K* ]& m+ ~- r' o
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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