Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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, e( a) X* p- uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

6 O5 i* a& ~3 _' R8 [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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7 |: g, }. w4 o( j/ `The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

) \. G6 ]. t5 ?" o" kThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

" t7 H. @) y, z' X) G! ~2 N6 q% K2 XRowing Your Boat
' g" L) G+ I# s0 P5 ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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; Y4 u0 F6 Z7 }% Y+ J+ t: LThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

9 _* [( [$ X; s  |; d, C; w# eTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
# T$ y% d: k1 X' @4 ~" j. TA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

4 G) k$ u0 }) q7 m' UThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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+ n- T2 C! B0 m/ ~8 UFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

7 h% S7 e1 t8 j2 x2 l5 aTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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: |7 I2 b* t6 b5 c* m8 Y" A5 OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

- D1 ?! u, Z1 w+ H  F( jIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. ^2 _! J) v* T6 O7 D$ GOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

+ E  ^. K) \3 zThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

! v. z# C- |, e! lBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

8 V' k) L4 _. g, W, Q! _$ C7 KShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

) i  a; Y( b( ^$ L" I; n' ?! eThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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