Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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: M; @6 q7 D8 Y2 p# C, L2 R( [6 {5 tThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

* V$ s% L/ P9 P+ R' V+ ~He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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4 N4 g) Z2 y% FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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* p& @0 V* c9 C5 ?' ~This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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9 R. S2 ^5 w7 i4 i' ?- HLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

+ y+ Y# a4 L& m8 M" ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
( y" ~: _7 m+ xTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

+ }* @3 S. q0 _! I  z% R8 s7 dI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

' _5 i/ d( }0 f  |8 Y5 ^$ J' W) `The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

, p  Z* Q9 o7 }6 _, dThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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/ t( q, G3 p7 r& K+ ?Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

& u% H9 y; F7 A, RSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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4 V9 ^  J; M" dTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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. s  y1 A0 P! C" N& @2 FThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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  C1 F  Q/ e4 x) Q! ~The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 }- O# l- N9 t* ?/ B2 f+ z/ @Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

9 _3 M" w0 H+ X2 K/ z) \! T* TThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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; m* \/ G3 P) d, q. x" V; y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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