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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% o) x! J$ [& |The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.6 I. l E! _9 e, |, T- ~# O
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 F1 g8 x! R& E+ y7 c% Z) e
2 J) i8 Z T' w7 v1 eFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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: n5 N, U) N! j& s, OThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.* e2 U6 h& P# d. x0 s) d# u
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.3 K' y% d1 {3 v
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ m0 d5 _" v# u9 I
# g- p, F" P& D! _7 AThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.8 ~1 a: S8 D* Z( m2 ^2 |+ A7 `, {
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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9 B! ?) B3 V% Y8 k# G4 V- g& [, yRowing Your Boat
2 a. ]+ j) v( K9 D {% ?- z4 o) tTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.. L4 C1 U0 X9 q5 w2 Y, V6 d" o, b, Q
4 l1 t$ i. |9 D8 T( kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"; w2 p! c+ h: ~ I
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."! ?' a% [, E5 V r
/ H2 d$ W! g4 g" v% OI Want to Buy That
. J8 x5 }/ a5 E4 x1 L3 dA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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; ?- X) n% w* PThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' b0 ^- z l1 U" x# HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.3 x1 d/ I1 e0 A7 j3 K) D6 y- c- b8 D/ e
! f7 M1 ^3 Y- w- i, KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 u# X- j6 [6 r7 O
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" B! O, \, | E( C
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; w1 {/ ~5 F1 q7 ~1 Q3 g! Y% ~
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Are You Really Sure?
9 v% n$ W- \5 X+ AA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"+ ?" m+ }; G8 R; D
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."( g9 d* D6 w0 }
( \9 @4 b& K& m' `2 n/ GOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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+ P9 A% D# ~" @. [* \$ D1 ] \A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.$ S/ a+ r2 F4 C- B3 V s* j0 V
5 y, I# R2 t9 [' ]9 VThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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