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Blonde Car Accident
+ u/ ], J# T6 z0 Z' p6 Z% W+ vOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.3 O+ U0 |, u/ q
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.. g: R/ U3 O! m' A+ B0 j
2 I( d; u y2 Q' p9 O1 S1 A& Q* iFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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* ` R' D) Y- W" R2 e6 ZThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield./ G6 j2 t, J0 [3 a
+ d: I( a q" C. s+ GThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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! z& u$ u! N' c7 dThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 M" V0 R! R# y6 G {
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Rowing Your Boat/ h; ?& t- {/ L( v4 u* o- l7 y/ r
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.1 Y [" N' ~& B2 N# L3 `
9 i0 c I! r; gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"4 ?6 ^2 q: [$ S
! \: {# o6 F3 J0 n' S& nTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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+ w3 K7 P0 G4 m) {# {! J" qI Want to Buy That5 d( V: B. B& U/ h
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.7 H' ~: _% f8 W( a
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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% \) A [2 z6 {/ r) S; rSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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: {2 b$ f7 ^8 ^, g2 E* k+ VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.- q* G( v9 [9 d0 s
6 N3 c6 T% n' t' V; H* m% TThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"0 ?% K5 J( H$ h5 N
& `# I- L: R. j, v# \1 Q3 a/ [6 F. OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* N9 J1 Y9 j6 X3 E2 e W4 K
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5 U! I e- o, B* @; t; a6 w- e _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"* S. @1 _( U9 R' I
1 @* \. R, U+ N( H% h& k" d3 ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 X3 ?7 A' L9 F
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% H3 B! e' Q) q0 e- v/ A
- Z0 d v. x1 m, V- ^The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ T4 s: {2 l& W6 |9 u
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Blonde Sky Divers
7 ^4 @& s0 `7 [7 @; r6 qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. ^; G9 O# Z% q5 u3 H3 A t" d/ W
/ P- `) u% Z* JThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.0 V" ~) _8 C6 X o/ g m" M0 B x
M5 k3 }8 ]( [/ H# R1 y; xShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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: h7 _8 u8 z4 F) ]5 y$ X3 cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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