Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

$ `  e: m- ]% e9 Q; C; @The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

, K, g+ N  h) B. Y1 qHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

2 Z0 L% k- \) Q4 E9 l, [0 R5 dFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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9 k) E. o1 x) q& {: kLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

: {8 U/ S' [9 w, bThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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: ^+ `( b% W- `1 A7 b( LThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
# F7 Y/ W; C+ K( aTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

1 t1 `3 |) L9 y/ e  ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

7 w- W# ?5 O1 [0 s; Q) p; nTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

1 [1 y  L# Y1 x# XI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

! ~! k' G" w: R1 \( {/ @The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

! `# y2 s7 y: F; DThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

7 P9 H8 a% v* Q4 ?: R* iFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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9 R$ f$ V0 i% m! q* z' }9 d8 GTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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$ z3 P: P2 `1 HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

4 N' H' ~* y1 {7 Q7 f0 {% G5 d4 l3 qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
3 l3 X' R: k  K/ @& l# G3 U$ n3 r, U+ JA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

% Z. |3 D! G$ ^( Q; T2 M7 M8 K+ r- hThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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