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Blonde Car Accident" q1 R7 Y4 x1 r9 G# j1 w, a
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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* s: y3 ~; u& {' \% T( NThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 o6 Z1 _ o2 G% c% ~/ zHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( U; n/ P, H! ^$ O+ O9 x6 G0 L! @
2 ]2 U& x- b# h0 q& I( TFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.1 c0 e- X6 k/ d( C* o7 Q
% m3 ?; w5 C+ \! L: A$ pThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! u6 K7 J) K( e) `# y
/ S9 ^: B5 Q$ k7 b5 `! x9 R5 p vThis time the blonde laughed even harder.& K* Q$ v: _. \3 D- w
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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/ R" Q& o+ p6 d; ^The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.4 a- C/ u" x- K* Z
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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) h& A" I: \) C- c. HRowing Your Boat( e, t4 R$ K* y' Y
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.7 o0 t3 W ]# }1 r
- q% {! @; X+ {, q' x" uThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"* n% d- R# k w! }
5 m# r% M( x' VTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."5 j/ h& I6 N: h% {0 G
! ~( N4 u1 }2 Y. ^I Want to Buy That5 P' W# X2 e1 e% _
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, o1 _2 l# B. g D( SThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ T7 q- s; i2 V2 ~: M( g9 z2 X
. ^6 M. y, ?; Q2 J% dThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.0 x$ M4 |) L8 Z/ o" \2 ~) _. Q" O
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red., }( a% q+ q- @- d. m. w
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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" `/ X: \& g* V7 t: X1 j0 ~To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 J8 q; y/ v+ K. F/ B. G8 c0 }' CThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?", I7 z, j9 l" k( Z+ m( d
9 @" w' h; u4 t7 b9 B( x. WThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' R0 h [1 ]5 V. W! z% G- G1 W
" i; W5 |2 V; e8 N& OAre You Really Sure? i" V* I0 d* V, ^
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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# z( i$ _' S @, K( xOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
: w- ~/ g, T- W n+ k! gA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.$ C8 X: h- p; b! j7 ]: f
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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, z! V7 t& t" V/ \; |She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 T7 n R) \$ C
* x6 O, I9 V2 \0 N" zThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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