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Blonde Car Accident4 L( O* c2 j- G# P# R; w
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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l: d9 k6 k4 cThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. F) t) l& N& H: _; K! E5 h
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.! Q- u2 J4 z% k* d
$ }7 c, Q, f& d, s$ e0 sThe blonde started laughing.0 v }4 o. Z L( @) U+ N' a; Y
+ Y* \4 l; G' i2 |# v+ FThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.1 u9 M5 p1 N( ]5 }/ F* `
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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$ D- v1 l' N9 L7 h# @+ dLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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" ?1 K" a) V' m2 MThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
& ~! n; i- ^/ `+ m- R }Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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) f# E* X( M! ]8 pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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9 |* @* i' h2 }4 i2 L# \To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."$ e* x k1 E+ c) D
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I Want to Buy That' w- j" S5 Z! E
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.3 d U( w/ e# m- a+ d) l
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.; r+ g8 {2 P# A. H( Q
6 L8 G- e4 Q# I D' Y- C& jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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+ E; g$ |2 V% l* n$ CFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.2 h' `2 f: P7 U+ k7 |' |1 A w
4 Z7 p9 E9 ]2 H% X5 C" zSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.0 d6 \1 E4 S/ U
5 R% R4 J2 w% VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" x% [3 h3 N- I
. q$ A( L. A1 o0 F) {4 P9 UThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
7 d. _4 `; U% M* L) Z! r nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"5 H" s! b8 ^# X# [ ~/ M
8 T: ~- E7 q0 w* MIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."# Q" r7 U' B8 e4 j l: ?
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"9 Q; e( h3 o# u& x
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
5 Q, W/ u& ~& n! d" ?A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.4 |; K8 V8 `% l# N* Y: ~( S: u
0 R/ {8 v8 e0 B, h, {) R) rShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.' V; {9 u' W% P, u2 ^
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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