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Blonde Car Accident
6 S8 A4 u. A3 G! S0 \& nOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.5 `) v3 F, |. p
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.% Y# @6 I! b! H2 K9 y* d) x
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.6 K, {+ ~% @; k) r
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., H' O% ]8 C# G* w) A0 S
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
* L4 V' [, c; Z1 I2 t+ L2 }1 WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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6 e! Y( O* J/ Y" fTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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* Y8 q5 ^. l5 {I Want to Buy That- t: y& H. A c% J
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 I/ M# }* x) v
+ u$ }* i3 [6 ?: I" a0 d2 XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ d& u6 y7 p4 U1 LThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.& l" K/ d* y W; J- c! s& Z
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.3 s6 M$ |8 W, K3 c1 m6 L
" @$ U6 v2 V" M/ k; k8 jSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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9 G* l. Y1 }% K- ]To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ d: j R, Q+ L* l
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"% m# g0 n/ w) o( X1 }
4 {+ {6 o9 B5 UThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
1 @7 Z' P2 d2 H K) V0 uA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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7 z( b2 f2 k: J7 k$ l$ BOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"7 t6 d9 F% _# V T
4 g% f1 z) z/ S. J$ W! }The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.": L. h; x2 Y" J j. v" d5 ]( N
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Blonde Sky Divers9 U5 b8 i: P- x6 l6 }) f2 Q
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 [, W/ n1 V7 {# y) p) p; y
4 v: Q1 b( Q5 B# @- mThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- b' e5 n( J* o2 A+ P+ e
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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2 z1 }$ g" D. d[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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