Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! O- I; d7 |7 y% W6 N8 {He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 s! c: b: R0 P' r9 ?) {The blonde started laughing.

7 L5 C4 P  t# e- {: hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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6 I$ R' q/ N) c6 |) I) CThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

# K! W7 y  d" p- j- MRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

4 A: N% p2 i- A$ s# v+ y9 a- C4 }The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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" Y( t" Y) `9 Z# W1 rThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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& l  ^% f! {8 @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

. O/ N+ Y& ^7 C( \3 _; T0 D/ D" [Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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' f. W* U2 `/ P, v1 Y( e5 fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

5 A. T+ J0 }1 r# ?" \/ Y2 AAre You Really Sure?
# A3 n2 s, k; g5 qA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

/ m) q* _6 n5 K& @3 \0 sIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

3 L3 L% R  }! m$ r' sThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

: Q/ D5 x6 Q* H& o/ U) \; iBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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6 q, e3 @) H% K& ]# fShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

3 f1 E# Y. {8 j. L1 L2 q3 i8 A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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