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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident; w2 t6 ^* t* c& ^- p
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck./ C  Q5 F- r% Y1 s, T
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 y+ T7 \2 z4 Y% `% ?" D) c. ~

0 h( l  a! r( @# e7 j: AHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.+ Q  O3 z2 F& g
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The blonde started laughing.9 s8 K: O2 s" x1 g3 F6 Z% H0 Y' m

- w6 R+ y8 [, ~8 f- |( uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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8 v3 b* c0 d3 I2 N! b" a" q; QThis time the blonde laughed even harder.* B5 {1 p6 Y4 ^1 n

% K! f* z; F8 H6 b6 D7 Q- BLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* `; }4 P9 H' b' F& \
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.9 c' O9 k  H* l0 Q$ o

1 ~9 s* r8 t5 ]9 UThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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# F  P$ J3 K) Z- f8 ~; cRowing Your Boat
# w+ i, n$ Q! b$ X! @9 dTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: T& Y& [, \: B5 v. u
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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5 u; \% z9 ^" K6 U# GTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.": `& e6 N4 \0 y
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I Want to Buy That
+ C! {1 V- B* f+ s' U: }A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. |" I, P+ n3 d3 X% ^6 Y# pThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.( p+ d1 k3 B1 Z6 r4 G( b- \

$ I/ H  w' J" v- g# r+ Y1 kFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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. Y% @- M$ o# O7 ~. jSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.0 N& _: w1 z" `$ G1 \- v2 L

& b/ |. H9 \1 jTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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6 l# ]9 t- z: LThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"( _2 D6 K: }9 c' H- I

5 G! t( [# P2 z& @. C+ K. zThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?  O$ E; F9 Z) \
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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: F7 G1 M# h8 W7 D. BIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."& z/ f) F- m3 B. V

2 O! b4 j* ?0 n; j$ D  m- |Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"3 o' c( c/ {' q; s2 R
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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! Y3 Y5 r# c3 v3 IBlonde Sky Divers
! f" p% w6 Z. D9 Y$ \* @% A1 TA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 ]) B6 n! x8 J- A

6 |; z2 p* [9 L0 bThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ E1 [! d& |8 K3 Q9 t
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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