Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! d/ \  v2 j; hHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

7 P8 q/ }" L. B0 i, x9 u4 vFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

/ [+ x& [5 n# l; }1 OThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

' C/ ^5 L9 o  g% j2 uThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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6 t/ |1 e) a) R8 k' d! w8 CTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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1 p' v8 I" s6 p0 [4 K9 r6 tTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

  y( H: ~8 H4 tThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

6 t. G! M  k) w% t% ^Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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( ]! {+ b# V5 D" @3 x+ `The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
, E/ K: U( O$ X  |8 A2 o( MA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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  X& T- K$ r, _" eIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

1 y% t' G4 V7 g' M) i/ rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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) N, p+ [% I* k2 _4 t" @4 dThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ m! G/ Q/ p& DA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

# X& G0 n" V4 T( KShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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( W( e2 G8 F3 J$ O0 D: m8 NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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