Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
: [! s6 H% |: t, S/ {+ o5 }One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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  |* ]5 S+ P8 y1 TThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

( @$ D6 H  O0 a1 h6 E2 S: ~He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

0 S4 O: E: B5 L0 o( l) {- gThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

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5 U7 X" R7 f9 k% VLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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1 |8 c6 B7 t/ ^& e' e) NThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

4 T# T# f* p- K' }+ o: fThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

7 \' v) b- T. W5 Q- n) V+ f& ]- STo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
0 a* J3 e# J9 c: H1 ~3 nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

2 y  ]2 P+ h' U, [5 t( YThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

( N" c# V; k1 O9 gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

1 m5 [% _( k. ^The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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  [7 L" u- q9 j/ K  E: v6 BAre You Really Sure?
/ s5 z: E! ~+ c) @6 ^8 m. V8 KA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

" t! k1 u3 g. g: e  ^* h9 RIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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* J" v- X( _% Z4 C3 |' n1 E4 NBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

! c# {# x+ C' q) m4 ~The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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5 d: a9 \- ?7 h/ [She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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1 K) Q1 U+ J4 Y2 a- M8 RThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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