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Blonde Car Accident
1 h z/ F& y6 P! y1 ?& m" XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% x$ j+ z) R" ]" n/ c( M1 DThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.6 {! n- c0 T5 T y! t. A& i7 h
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.* v* m" |8 v) A$ L4 A) }3 S' k
6 H. o$ J5 I, X( m/ U) U. vFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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9 s! [1 }$ l* aThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.5 o' y1 H" S% `- s( X" j- g K, J* _
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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) S- j- h. q$ k7 m4 i# gLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 W- W Q( s% ^7 P9 i3 U% l
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Rowing Your Boat
+ Q* q; W+ X s: o* \Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.* e4 o2 A9 Y& {. o! E7 L5 w
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"1 F! n! D W9 ]9 D
3 v4 c5 c% z# rTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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' c+ }* S& g/ T( YI Want to Buy That
# v6 c) b* l$ u! S3 X5 ]A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.; }& _) p$ f/ u$ _2 `
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.4 w) R* B) a0 ^+ i8 M+ T3 m! H/ E
7 G$ t# R2 s8 h* ~2 fThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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. Y7 L: c+ T/ v% \2 `! gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* {& b$ i: ]0 E' y: YTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes." ^2 s! K# r% C+ Q2 a2 l `
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"4 X A, n- B3 n# ?0 v2 Q
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"& [- y1 Q, g! M7 k
+ |9 q, l3 x x$ O- b; M. CAre You Really Sure?
s/ _2 d6 v) l8 ]A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"% U( b% B1 O' O) b- x; H5 T
7 K6 p" p7 l; P: tIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers4 t1 ^) {7 t6 q c w7 Q' [
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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" Y: M7 r! O; v- x$ X8 G* P0 IThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.% A! L. }7 m- u( A7 P6 W
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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* Q& A, K: J1 n: E LThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ n! Q% \; M7 C8 G+ |, q
1 U3 S' `3 D1 P( i: S; ~( o[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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