Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
7 ]3 T3 _1 k9 B/ j+ Y" y7 M3 Y1 hOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

$ {+ i; X  P+ oThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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( u0 [& y$ _' L" c+ G  y4 [" GThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

; c3 ], C4 C, m3 c; U- ?Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

' M  e( v  j: Z" g+ w/ H& m1 T/ CThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

5 {9 v& R: q, h6 T8 d8 \To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

5 z6 r! k0 L3 mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

5 w2 x8 d6 j. HFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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9 D: J5 O2 ?% m  C3 [/ ^- L: ySure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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; T. K4 \0 a4 V3 zTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

  z% N6 t1 s& u& r7 ?3 `+ HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

9 M4 u' {, T0 J2 C+ OOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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, c" R6 A) @. g8 r8 w, e[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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