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Blonde Car Accident# f9 z" Y% Q6 Q$ c; g2 C
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.# X, F- m. o7 L' O5 l2 X
+ c! g4 [% R0 K. `9 ]4 x5 c9 K7 |( t mThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.+ e ]5 g, ^( h( e" j5 {
6 Q3 E% ?$ |4 w/ c K. c/ V' UHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing., n, L, o) } ?' R6 B/ I3 f' j
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.0 U ~; v3 i! s( ^, S
1 H$ h0 B: _: D) E) K' M! R/ mThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 @, N) I0 _( R; Q' V
+ F. ^/ I) l! K* q, ?( ^The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat6 ^. C* s+ B! P1 _& d6 E
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 `' m, K( a2 U% S& [8 u
, g2 i$ H3 o& }1 N# f, g5 J" xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 w8 S- G: G* G" T" p* u+ q
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.& R+ h, A4 Q5 U1 ~" i& r3 g7 q H8 L
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.' q; x( r" d, @
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.* l3 m5 r4 P1 c9 D* K
/ q+ X$ @0 l& i5 R: ?, K( e4 a0 xTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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: \) r2 W7 _, y: z- S2 IThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"& t# _8 {" s+ o& `) v6 `
" j/ k* C5 n5 R* d/ X6 v; e/ V5 G8 bThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?% o0 e% b5 @$ r7 \1 m7 [# x# i
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 C: q, l5 n6 C) hIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; M. ^' t) O5 l
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"6 p9 G* f) N( ^; C& E7 H
/ V2 d/ G! M( K0 O- m; ]The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
7 A* w4 }; r5 w! b% D: nA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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+ h$ Q4 c' j& gThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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2 h2 `. p' m3 j5 u& TShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.3 Z9 Q; I' H' |( o% J" _% \
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"6 _; Y' \, P$ }' i2 {1 i
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