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Blonde Car Accident! C% y3 J9 \& L/ \5 a W2 \1 N
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.% ]$ ~; `+ b# n$ r2 G
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.) Z; j/ i5 M, w& x
! Y }, x7 r; M$ a( a4 k7 f2 EThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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* S0 u# P; T: q$ NThis time the blonde laughed even harder.. { q# L4 x& f- i; P( L
6 |0 `6 l9 C k; f1 ?Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.7 v0 ?1 ] o0 k+ ]) e; B' p
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; z% B4 ~2 G. \5 _
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"; j8 c; _4 ^. w. r% e1 s# r
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Rowing Your Boat
+ }; }- x& A; l9 S8 Y6 X/ d5 kTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 S# y' I2 m) k+ R* L$ F
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: W% s4 d6 ~) E/ i: p4 {To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ d1 J4 b2 g! U& c& u# Y8 D
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.* x/ `, k; i* R4 x6 b) U; q
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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0 |- a) j6 H2 \+ z$ Z! }The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.0 s, ?$ }" u8 a4 P0 B$ o; c8 s; o
* z9 f. y6 L- dFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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8 f+ W: x$ _" E$ W; m6 C9 pSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes." k3 q' a" @+ T3 g- U
# l8 V: A0 i! O0 C# RThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"$ [. m/ b$ d5 q }9 T
8 g3 h. F/ N; Z8 d) C" K9 c1 [- K. DAre You Really Sure?
) C+ C' S6 o* V! \2 A3 aA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" u0 g, H' }- C/ |In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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, |# E4 e" m' gOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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8 c/ v& T6 T2 HThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."+ L. m4 C+ P" D; c( h5 ~
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Blonde Sky Divers
4 ~, g; U, K+ S H& FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 s- e% e* u/ O+ `6 m% B: j0 Z4 P/ ~
1 P+ {0 z, I/ U; Q9 t7 }# R. mThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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) b" K+ d1 I+ U0 U! t1 FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.5 ?" F& V. C4 |/ k O" K! _
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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