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Blonde Car Accident
/ \+ q' a& L( q6 i! zOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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2 w& k9 |8 R1 C, A9 NThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 t4 Z0 S- a: M/ i* k
8 R% c% Q& D0 kHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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, H" z3 T& R6 \- G# zFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. \3 p, d- n% m9 R0 e, }
+ `& k" H; M$ `5 ]3 d6 |The blonde started laughing.% C( c% ] G/ z: l7 A$ p, k
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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. t" A$ C7 k4 a2 [2 N" w K+ `This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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% e9 \/ O$ L0 \$ Q9 h) _( ]- ^; y6 CLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.: V s% i, B4 ?8 Z M r3 g4 z2 [: q
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& y" j5 J" u- {" G/ J) C
; L( q6 k$ C1 ^The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"+ S% d$ [; t" e F/ |: A! |5 A
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Rowing Your Boat
- M8 K, y3 b" Q2 }4 z* z$ M) TTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.4 J- i5 k, i6 G' k
! }6 Z; J4 s; DThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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5 X7 n' V+ K( W& V$ T+ gTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.' G% L2 [' N; m" k. C6 I
P, e6 B" [- V; PThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black., k* v. l1 z/ |: {& ~ D: C& p$ [
( o! T7 J5 j# _" G6 \/ l7 q! T/ MThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# D1 L: L" Z! J. @; \. N1 m/ ?
- n* k! o2 s" W. vFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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$ m/ k9 o3 t! ~$ p4 `+ LSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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/ ~/ m+ k1 p6 d0 e* mTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. l; y: K, L% C! z5 {
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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T/ l4 |8 L9 f* h3 }The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
% i! ~7 i# E, y) Z: B3 \3 BA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?") n& x) q9 I3 o
+ T$ Y5 i7 g/ p% F9 h6 cIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" }, J) h0 @6 W! a
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
h. r! ^5 y/ L4 {, _# iA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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+ N/ h0 V$ I: \% Q; q+ B0 PThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.; h# b0 {, m7 { I9 P0 r" Q0 i
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?": `8 i& p8 I7 e( W5 p; o6 B5 o' V
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