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Blonde Car Accident+ R( Z3 R+ z$ X# V4 W0 s8 C9 X
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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+ T& a9 k" C+ L( y6 t7 h$ hThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. f% w7 N+ |0 }: x6 r. z
% c1 }$ l8 y1 ? m& `7 g4 CHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.; b; I# [3 W8 X x3 G, ?
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The blonde started laughing.) W0 p3 j+ Y$ D. \3 R0 o7 A( P
: q( p( `4 \5 T$ S& z5 pThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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' c' K; U7 T, l/ s5 Y$ c* YThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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5 N" s. g, F; T% S1 F7 H& v' @Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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2 b, Q+ o3 m A: rThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"* ]- x" A# b: ^, x
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Rowing Your Boat$ _! d" b6 N4 k$ b' i+ C
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.$ Z9 _3 V" N3 H* ?6 r
' _# K) Y. j! JThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( g o3 R1 z0 M! Y+ e3 k: Y3 Y! F
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I Want to Buy That
+ U5 n! k" V8 GA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 r. b" N: h- U8 ~
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ u- R. v' [& J+ q( { F3 uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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% y/ ?5 O5 M% u4 S9 z0 [7 |8 pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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$ }! s* T, B, ?, wSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* P2 P7 Q0 v" J$ P8 T$ E1 v" N2 V9 @, cTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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$ ~5 o! E8 {1 \' W7 NThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"/ o$ K( j/ _4 d' z( z+ S/ G
5 u5 W0 ]+ q. C. V, p! s% N# qThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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, T. M" o& z1 T& ?( LAre You Really Sure?4 X4 y( h5 j( M6 a
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& k$ o1 r& N: G0 S8 H, dThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
$ `) J) J, u8 q6 TA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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. R/ ?) e; h: H$ U: C4 n3 UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ u4 h# _: |# }4 x: A' m0 S1 `
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing./ Z& H% O3 A6 C) i* D+ I a
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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