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Blonde Car Accident0 Y4 S. O$ D/ j
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.( M1 y2 P( L3 [2 K
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.8 \7 e! {- j9 D8 J: @4 C* p1 }
6 k: p" @. |; t0 x3 f9 YHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.2 C1 ?5 Y) @/ M3 N* p
# r- W( K) }+ g3 e2 z3 iThe blonde started laughing.
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0 b) n/ ?- S% s* M+ x" hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.2 ^: D( E$ g9 X8 ?
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"" G; `. r' i* G8 I
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Rowing Your Boat+ `4 l: U; W' V1 }# M* j6 u
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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4 `+ B6 E4 _. mThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( U7 _9 ^% T+ \$ }' t# s
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I Want to Buy That
H, d+ I0 ^8 K4 dA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 H! Q5 y" z1 _/ c& eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.0 O) r4 A* W& T
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.$ z; O' u4 N! Y1 v" V% j% g
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red./ W9 O9 z6 |7 |" ~3 Z
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." C. S4 `* d9 O' I# T
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.# D" {. @- P/ X7 z. L2 H* K
. ]( @) F I( w$ M! {( Q. XThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"6 N5 K" I& K, \, D
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Are You Really Sure?
3 r o$ H( {* N9 j3 o. `" LA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ `$ t1 G! e/ ~9 XIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."# p* ^: p! g) _
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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: }' b/ e4 D/ @2 GThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."0 Y6 ?) d3 k3 _1 x& Z: q" w- p
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Blonde Sky Divers4 i4 I% |* X9 B
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 h% j6 O5 E2 O
4 l4 P$ ^% W$ F( R9 W3 F" n1 p. UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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+ l. U3 b5 R1 y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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