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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
7 E- R& v  G6 l# C  HOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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* K. n8 W3 D3 p) n2 \9 Q. L* BThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.. i) ^/ o: N# L$ J1 l& i% J1 \

/ B5 ^" m5 b# a+ uFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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- G/ I1 J6 _: }  @; F1 [! _The blonde started laughing.! [( e2 q6 w+ \4 b: M

* z& D$ e' s/ T" U  ?$ z& gThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! ?8 N4 c+ k: b& J0 p" x; k3 h+ C  |3 [
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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7 |; b$ J' v6 K  m  ~The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat0 w4 |- q+ O, {( V+ Z) V0 ^
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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6 y$ }  D" k* E: r+ u/ O3 [The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ x, x5 p; W$ e

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.& f! i3 U4 i1 I- W, {# @/ S

8 \% `" `8 d, N6 {7 h  EThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.* U; `# D, A. |' Z
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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. Q" P3 S' c  ?9 w% D7 R: lFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.$ u* G& v- `3 W9 l& v
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.% m" p2 {  s6 W( Q
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!") D; ]' |- r- y6 {- v9 P

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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1 i4 {8 t, ?5 M! ~( G2 gIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"! E, c+ p6 R, F
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") x0 ?' c) N# x7 L

$ _" N7 @" R  v) FBlonde Sky Divers
+ l$ j' ^6 f/ ]3 l8 O: K0 SA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"3 R% z$ d5 Q$ H( f: ]4 m7 G
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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