Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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# n$ p6 x" c' O: k* `The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

* R! ~% e1 ~% }5 K: h; _% FLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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5 y. w! h6 v* x# G6 ^The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

% |' `. ]2 f- b6 L! R1 k* KRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

, i0 H- ^9 O, K& i0 j$ ~The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

; L1 T9 j% F% _5 B7 {9 LThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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; e3 S3 @8 v9 C7 cThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

1 A* D& v  k+ J$ U* wFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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7 [1 U; ?: d, w2 y* yTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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# Y' C2 O/ h6 [The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2 M4 I, U6 ]- I, fAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

( T9 |$ p1 z6 ?$ t( _4 T( L3 F- S+ JIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

" }' X' h; c" j. mThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

6 z8 y' m1 G+ y$ aBlonde Sky Divers
( h3 S; q. T+ i1 g9 m7 V$ `0 RA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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  j! X! |) J* e! \- P# I  vThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

2 M* a0 N8 N6 jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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3 n, c; L+ w: W' D+ A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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