Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

0 t. r1 v( f- x8 bHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

" N" B& z+ u% d" h( Z1 RFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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. e# n& W2 a1 Q* `9 \1 ~, PLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

0 z3 N8 c! a" u. SThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 p8 s/ g; p3 {" }5 ^/ VRowing Your Boat
: }( G+ r/ r/ s& S4 jTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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& u( e$ {8 g$ c4 w1 T4 ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

- ^- k( K0 Q6 d5 y6 N" E! {$ vTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

  m, E% B6 `' b. E  W6 g; SFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

7 k" j& \; {9 d$ ]( CTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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6 C* z* {6 d  G% BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
/ y. H+ }; A. ], V! L9 AA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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/ S2 T' i& R4 e, rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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0 N. G# M! @$ C: s# |. l* O! WThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
) Z/ _+ s! F" B- L. s/ NA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

) P. s( w: T* L) k$ ^) j2 dShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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