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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
. ~: C0 n1 W6 U8 h/ ]6 F7 S, L2 dOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% l1 X1 k4 v, I; ]! O  L  pThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.; T/ N+ C5 O* e6 d$ U

. S  _3 |9 P4 m9 a, w2 VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( g# C. n9 A; {7 c; c+ B$ v
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.& P, t" J- I; H& \9 c5 y

/ V; U2 T5 e; S  {) b# v7 RThe blonde started laughing.! T5 R  {1 s2 p2 ]& q
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.- g; d0 Z1 \2 @  W; s1 Z" d/ [* e
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.( r, c" w* g/ D

2 d% i5 O' q6 I+ \" uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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  P+ Y3 _) T2 m: S' bThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 ?. E4 T1 B" Q( z* P: W3 IRowing Your Boat4 S( f/ W) [- X& p
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 l5 J$ b0 e0 t3 W9 ^9 Y! q9 tThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"% j3 t/ e8 F" E( K8 r9 F
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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7 j2 A9 y2 [2 n2 ~( l. ^+ P( nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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$ m) Z: ~! w7 c6 DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ o- Q, k  ~8 g5 j% x7 P; K

% w6 s5 Y* ]/ P8 ESure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.: S* `- w. q  p4 l

5 k- q3 Y$ l! C" j1 j& TTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.4 S5 V# k+ h6 M
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"4 |2 Z: _# ~. N

! B! C2 o% P: X7 lAre You Really Sure?7 m1 X; z6 N4 L2 w' j
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."7 z7 a# d5 e9 _) n& f: P

& B- Q( Q2 t3 O/ E7 L4 HOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"! g7 h2 {+ g5 J& V( s- W

" g% A0 j8 @& Y9 MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# {/ c: ~, H0 C  I0 R! G' e! e
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Blonde Sky Divers! i2 ]4 ?2 ~+ |3 W8 l
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.% H$ }/ e3 ~0 j+ U7 `9 E  r1 g5 Q

# x6 J2 ~  j' l* \9 A- b$ LThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.6 a8 Q! g0 D  o; u
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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3 f. Z# Q2 T4 U: T6 B0 {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"  t! g) H* a& z  W' c0 ?  u& X
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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