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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
0 ?# G  Q% z$ Y+ h( aOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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0 E, N3 i& C  _6 t6 N/ z4 _Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.0 g% N, h; u& T
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ e- R4 q5 p% J0 P+ \
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.0 y0 v+ @0 O2 ]/ F

, X+ H* T, y9 {5 pThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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0 ]0 e; I1 |7 [, a& ZRowing Your Boat
) L8 k+ \6 o/ k; c3 g4 d! n% LTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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2 v, b: b# |' h! JThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"# l; r& y; B: W
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."' v5 S1 _* P7 t- w9 x, w3 n

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) b1 X& J7 u1 i) bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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- r/ C. J! i) w; [/ lThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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# I+ i8 w4 N2 P! A- M6 XThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- E- K( K* I% RFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( w, G) ~. P6 D% t

6 R0 V* b& V6 s" I2 v, _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.$ _3 c- q2 ], m0 S  `9 J

) T# M  r+ J; J9 H/ |6 @# i% mThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ `* [7 ?8 l2 w1 w/ g& h6 e
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Are You Really Sure?
! ^7 T/ |( C2 e0 v4 |1 ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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5 x! m4 v! U  q5 @, DIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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8 ~+ L7 N* x: m2 @7 r0 M& ROur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."5 r5 d. j$ J$ N$ F: G

; n& h2 \. f& i5 [9 F+ xBlonde Sky Divers
& o; Z6 T' r9 v) i$ DA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.# A1 L3 f& W1 v

! Q1 W3 r" x7 Y! ]The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 v1 ^/ _$ m# Z6 {) Y) V/ K, e0 qThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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& G( e0 i8 `2 P+ Z+ C4 h* v0 Q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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