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Blonde Car Accident
# q/ B$ s! ~8 H( @# lOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car." L T' N" h# s
) _. D; f+ z& QHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.1 ^8 m, w" x; R/ a9 P! o( Y
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.# D# I$ x+ {' |- N* K
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 D7 I5 M6 @2 A2 S/ X
4 ^/ E: F0 e D2 p6 GThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.) _9 m% X% V/ c. v- A
) e2 S9 b' R; A! dThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" }: M+ B, e4 a( X9 b: s4 w5 ?5 E6 G
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Rowing Your Boat* E. F( M0 k @1 P- ?
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: i2 y# ?. i E5 |+ y$ ^% s
* L1 t6 D, J6 P3 z6 RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"" i! l% w3 ?* O% S
, E/ S- }5 ^1 z9 d: N' iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."3 C# E0 S0 o$ B ~$ H
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.% q1 E, Q" @4 R, L5 b% y& J7 E! M
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ Y& u# W, h7 C+ U- HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes." H2 i5 h/ o: {# t+ ~
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.& _1 Z* k4 f" R3 m+ B0 c
) }3 Y% ?4 n( C& ~# G: y- T8 |Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.5 E, x% T( C6 x0 A6 S# u
9 Z, D& `- F( W. S! YThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"2 d& g: s4 U5 d5 ?0 u0 u X3 J8 }+ M
, [, k* k' M* v w; uAre You Really Sure?: [7 Y' Y+ J. j3 Z0 z. x. ]( a( Z
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% j- o: }2 |6 F% V" t7 T+ [
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& J; U2 s! T7 Q' [) R4 q8 V- IThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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% D- O& c; ?7 C4 p, ZBlonde Sky Divers% w8 _% R6 ?2 ^$ h- Y' Y8 P
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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" D6 [5 ?, ~3 B* w3 jThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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2 p a4 i$ C+ J& U2 ]) p% e/ z* X+ EShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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- R% u1 k* y2 Z7 b- IThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"7 o0 G: a3 o$ U' s1 u: P
1 l$ o* L' a6 {9 J' S) E& o8 q/ W: f[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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