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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident0 M6 `& E. d9 P' ?3 l( e
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 s' |) h, K& y1 M, q2 P' O/ B
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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# z" O( s7 j5 O# C% v( gHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.' ?/ N! q- Q7 Q
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.; h# F& z: l. m$ c8 c

2 J' f. A$ P8 h% d/ Z2 wThis time the blonde laughed even harder.) v& i0 b0 k! f8 }4 n8 J8 r
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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" n& G( @- o* a: R6 H# NThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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& ]" s1 i5 G6 l$ b7 C) |Rowing Your Boat
) I" r% b0 v1 o" GTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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6 R& J3 U' Q) S( ^4 P  @The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 h# H' b) _' S- @
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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! D1 J. ~. t; L$ c3 y6 XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.% K" u6 N# Q. x' j* L; J
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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# [: ?! c# H; m- r/ F1 q( RFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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) P, _% Z, A" O! KSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% E6 I) v5 R! P' W. a& `
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 M% t( D. B) Z& y+ G3 a
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 C+ S2 C4 {# ?( Q
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."+ O2 `9 E8 a- z2 e5 i$ y, F6 K5 T/ L

" Z0 p# _8 b4 ]2 @Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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8 l1 N# P9 B/ c& B$ ^+ A' vBlonde Sky Divers
" t* Z5 V8 [+ W  K3 FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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7 ^- C0 v; q1 z+ V% AThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.9 X- l' ~/ M8 J3 T* W( v

% G4 t. W9 O* MShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing./ }+ \( S8 P& t* e1 m

3 M* B4 F- B; O9 E  a: L9 m. `* sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& ?/ G9 v' ]; M# P9 E2 _" E
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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