Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

# L! B* U; e" Z* ~; ?# x, O! \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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' G' B3 p7 x) _Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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0 k" [1 s1 [, R; x) N' }5 ?% A; HThe blonde started laughing.

, D+ M8 w& S& s- [6 MThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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6 Y- E& S+ T7 N# WThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
3 {6 Y& W3 p  v. ?Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" `" M0 s4 d0 ^, l% JThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
, ]: Q( r1 {. Y2 VA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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& a3 f1 k+ v5 I" U- @! ~% AThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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1 \& {, O3 X/ rFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

( Y+ q7 `. l) X1 P! t; N* `; q- ~* BTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 L. C) ]$ d3 b/ UThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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: u6 j) |  w) V& K: E" ]& WThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; D, j; s$ p. X# B& PBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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+ f; a# W. e8 T* ]! ]5 uThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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+ ]" r  c8 `2 a! Q0 G0 Q* n[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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