Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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) A) j3 x$ ~8 S0 `8 W! c( JThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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( K1 ?* u% x" w" l% J) VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

5 |3 O7 K- o9 q3 q5 B  ~: }8 ?Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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4 F1 u9 u. Z8 H$ t! N/ M/ _This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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5 S9 ]; W8 z& W- }) S6 C3 LLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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& Q: K' v: m) `( N, _3 i; q) vThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

7 ]$ }* O3 H. \7 F( l1 FRowing Your Boat
% u; N6 A, ?* ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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) B8 \( M' g4 {. m5 A) r) d  `2 iThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

0 ?5 N% w2 ]- x5 [" U) h1 fTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
, `1 V! e- @0 i5 B! ]5 WA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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! _0 t; _$ l" s5 X: i. W. k2 k& eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

2 m9 W2 Q1 g+ [6 l' q2 h7 g/ i) g4 KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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& H; x: G3 Z3 b( N  R) G2 lSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

4 W3 Q. I0 @! C# Z- H) p, ZThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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6 h+ A$ h6 A6 PThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
. k$ T( ~. Q$ }% Z: Q1 DA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

1 f  Y; T& h2 ~$ ^( D) UIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

9 @' q( P- R8 s1 Y; }Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

, l8 g) i* b6 j, K% W4 c  \) v1 l9 pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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3 G7 M5 |- K9 B7 `The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁