Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
$ @6 m1 Q4 U  b, q; d) iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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1 Q% I- M  q) i( ~0 Z, ?" yThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

+ @1 P6 P. W# \6 `1 a: bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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+ e1 T  j% h/ I+ {Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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1 F' e* s2 ?% B2 A8 A# H  oThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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* n, l$ U- f4 G( TRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

! d/ t* a1 u  WI Want to Buy That
7 H- \  Z9 W$ [& p0 z/ F, rA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

% o. X3 S7 ~6 H/ r% A! uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

, J, P: T0 l8 s8 w. }. k6 a3 sTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

3 Z9 G+ L8 w8 {! YThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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  k' O& e. }% g0 Q! SThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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! [  O% K- X. `. `Are You Really Sure?
  |6 y( f, n5 ]1 vA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 L' w  r3 k7 C' R" M# }, F! @Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

% x, L6 c" H. e- F2 [* LThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
" |3 [* u' k! J: h" {6 wA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

, R* U* B6 ^7 B# yThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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* ~* A, X# @) |The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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