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Blonde Car Accident
; T4 w3 P8 k, }7 B! d; |4 lOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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+ }6 x$ Y9 R; B% NFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.) l& l; z: K) R: T
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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2 B! g7 H3 e& j2 z3 M! TThis time the blonde laughed even harder.! W4 D. b3 \" u# @7 X7 i' e3 Q
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.2 ^4 i/ ~, S/ a5 V# \! E* p( b+ B
& ~. p9 q' W/ ^) G) HThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"/ u/ P8 d! t( O a9 G$ n
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! F( S' U, o/ A2 A. pTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.9 Y# k( R9 u: D5 d7 D1 u
6 E. s0 R/ v% \5 fThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"- Q1 J0 E) b. ^& P$ P* i
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
D/ Z# Y4 [! ^7 \! }# ~A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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- r9 y' i. R: @. _% UThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.6 x- r7 R9 z3 t. A- {8 B; r
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.! b2 X' \' Z n* e
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.8 q. t* Y4 R5 q1 f5 O v6 R
x$ `$ ~! R XSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.7 ~5 @5 V# [( k& g8 d4 e. {& A
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"0 @) v' g4 G# l6 I2 J0 l. f0 v9 g
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8 H1 \6 D9 ]8 @A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?". S7 m8 Q# N+ `4 W
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."8 Q' W+ w, y- L3 W( m; V
2 W; a# [9 n4 @Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 T L, | _+ D6 j/ d9 x4 X
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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( @, R( `" [( ^" q9 B4 V* mThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.6 z- I7 `4 a7 W+ T/ [, x. p
+ a5 A; L- s2 m( }4 MShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ i, H6 R0 k m/ u; B, g
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