Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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. I, Y- S; t1 e& K. IThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 l' v- R# ~  Y' \4 H" p7 VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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! C/ O# ~# m. `# t* l; X' F& ~Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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" `+ `7 k; p% N' B9 E" T  p; ~* mThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

# B# g2 P" T4 q) _( z. MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

, J% d3 r5 d2 kThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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/ B/ a; `! o7 o3 K. P) l( |7 y# zThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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) b( V4 D0 p9 X! fThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

2 w3 e; l, m3 _5 }$ }, u& uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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# F4 p: \8 F: c4 `( @% sFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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" v; k* n- [1 [! l' o# G! jTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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) G. }) l9 R0 T, n* I3 gThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ _: g8 F  \) ?% ]5 K0 mThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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- J$ C- f' A! V' pAre You Really Sure?
, S- E% C, v% ZA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

3 N* n* U: [4 Y& P, O: N2 eThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
- I7 r, N8 b6 D% j+ Y6 @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

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( ^: c' K; o5 i: t/ xThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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