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Blonde Car Accident- C+ y& o* m3 \8 D( Q
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! |+ y" \" r- `' i8 ?0 ?8 {5 wThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ J$ t) x9 c& }: ]
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.# L3 h, R( y8 ]2 n
6 L$ o6 `- ]- YFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; s% f$ M/ \- P% G% a8 P' @* Y& @8 m+ k0 XThe blonde started laughing.
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z; d, G3 z' w+ I; o/ Q* KThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.' @* S7 u* ^) h5 {, ^, b
5 w+ Q" e9 J/ {9 Q6 F5 n8 O3 KLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.! n6 H; {$ ~8 j" Z, L
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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; N( E0 o( l) q% n% _5 yThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!": G7 r% [( S: Q' |$ q2 }
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Rowing Your Boat
5 q$ G/ [$ U8 g$ VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 b) H; o9 R; t* J9 D
8 k" g Q8 x6 x& G7 WThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"# ?& l& |# c( }( m3 o$ \4 A# B
2 F- K2 E" i) e0 k7 NTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That; E1 s& d3 P. }8 m. W0 a
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.% Q) E: S8 m! y
% w2 g/ U0 j' `+ A% ZThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. D3 p8 E# {- c
. Y6 l( ~8 I" |$ LThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.3 h( ?" y z$ ?9 ~/ [
# C3 ]! Y$ z8 Q8 K: P7 r7 dFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ m, A& a& r, Y2 r
1 t# y5 N+ ` K1 bSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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8 I1 r$ M3 }4 m o) _' _7 J% {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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; h" B" v D5 M8 v2 A, EThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"6 m! w6 R# l8 }7 [/ s. b
' m2 u. C" g: x- U% N( y- u" zAre You Really Sure?
* Q$ s: J9 Y i# a9 ^& kA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?": r+ v, u; M0 c0 J1 s
5 x9 [ D; p) L- V/ ]$ B5 w0 MIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"# K8 x. V1 }% @7 P& [- Z+ q" m
9 o# Q' C; ^$ J- Q4 h. J8 f3 IThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." J O' T; C/ G) u: O! o
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Blonde Sky Divers
3 X5 g6 w9 m+ q" o" q0 n. dA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 a# y' t2 [" u2 ^, |, h
n* C* g' h7 ], r3 m6 b6 B& ZThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.! q9 H" ]! F- T0 @8 j
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 \0 g; q* N; g, l" p0 v& j
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