Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
3 x4 z2 ]2 b3 v7 lOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

; G. s# W& S+ D, K6 |* {He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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  ^+ t5 C: v; K/ d4 z1 I3 KThe blonde started laughing.

4 S/ b" i# T6 N) ^% _/ tThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

3 K2 ?4 w3 ~1 h+ K# jLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

1 m/ |7 W* \- A: ?) ]; b0 hThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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6 J8 i4 R5 U" ], ^Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

, N: o" f5 L; p+ _The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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, y) K6 I$ |$ I, j3 V2 dTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

! M  ]$ }1 h9 B% k: vThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; W3 ]( q  m" _1 kFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

" c: }# L! H9 o. dSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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: H7 y" i) {$ I) E$ ~  _! YTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 o" `- X4 Q' m3 NThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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- I" S" v" L& J: _6 U6 I7 WThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
5 }. f9 r/ ^! m2 m6 _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ Z/ h2 [8 q( E6 \2 ]: }( LIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

; W- a  X. {; r* F0 K$ [+ L& ROur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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) I- B, K$ ]6 u( C! W* j5 E' \8 p( c5 iThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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3 _* f# N. p" _& m& ?: _' FBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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, q6 Y  i" t- n' f8 \0 R; L[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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