Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

1 |' \8 w$ X3 XThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 r1 O, t4 ?/ Z2 U- g3 l4 e  UHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

" g: w/ U7 k9 ^The blonde started laughing.

6 l7 j! z- V; m7 J0 k8 `9 jThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

" ]- d' x5 i9 r2 tLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

* U$ v, i& l) w1 ]0 WThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
# R0 y3 U# _# W( J4 }4 U3 XTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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1 F7 r) l+ _, `1 ?: \$ H, C0 Z; jTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
' m4 I, S) d' W5 g0 B. ]4 FA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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) _( ~7 D. F. _- pThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

) ?2 o& \) I4 }+ S. M3 T  aTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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, J' i3 E2 S# w% bThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

7 q; D2 z" C. YThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

; w, G/ |5 ?6 ~6 K" b  v4 XAre You Really Sure?
& Y# Y9 C8 N8 T' M4 i7 C- {. VA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. e4 _; u0 p2 S7 l# nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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) a. ?! d4 ?* Z' MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

6 B' Q5 J/ P2 J/ w* lThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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