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Blonde Car Accident% o- v5 M* Z$ o, v6 i
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.8 Z+ {9 S6 r! g7 H' M
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1 x# s+ X _, d; s/ ^% n" |+ [He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; W1 E! J8 y2 s* W! c( `
2 Y' u& ^, C3 |* _) fFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.% J) X6 W+ f. Q; K" M
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The blonde started laughing.% s; c- r0 p' v
. g8 x9 u& E3 g& M- J/ ^This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.- X# o( d! t; ]* d: ~& c
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.( Y" p% j# j( J7 @* V$ K
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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0 R6 `3 ~+ @5 V4 P% v3 zRowing Your Boat
) s4 i+ x) m+ L+ tTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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' Y' X/ M/ M3 P: W6 lThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."4 q( `- S! m* Y, X6 s& m, I3 K
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I Want to Buy That# z7 d. T# e b% b1 V$ k
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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! _( ~% {) U' i; B5 QThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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. }) D; K! Q( W' CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.. ?2 x: u& d- b( O+ w
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.: v# Q. L! H6 n2 n0 [
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( ^0 s1 O _$ g8 ]# S: ~( m
- B6 |; r! S# z* ]9 {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. M( {1 ^& g# V3 o7 }
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"7 s2 c- K# g: a6 s; B5 h/ }. z
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 N" l1 m/ Z* T$ y* O
/ v* d3 s' \0 I" S6 o; ZAre You Really Sure?
) J/ p' X+ k% L J5 w$ l: eA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 c3 h, S* n+ K, E2 R z% Y
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."/ x9 |! B- p6 o
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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8 u% ?0 r. M2 n3 k3 H' _/ D; S) V: KThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.9 E2 |0 Q4 L3 ~, f) Q( s6 h( Q
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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; y# l& Y1 k) t7 t+ k# N) iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"* E9 `8 R; @* O$ T; t3 E0 U H; s
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