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Blonde Car Accident
7 T/ k& S% a+ | W) j8 DOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.! Z9 ?& H$ @4 V
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 I, D- n, r* m; k
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.# i* O. T( q5 h# V0 r. _
. I }4 ]( C/ O+ x; l) {The blonde started laughing.* h6 L i1 O/ c; h3 z5 y. O
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% P. {& j2 J3 j# T6 x9 \7 ?: o7 _
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! Q- K2 @* l( g4 R
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"% O3 |$ k% d- q$ n
8 h f7 T8 |: a# S3 K ERowing Your Boat- ]8 f- ], n) i; Q8 ^# x8 N1 l; j
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" P$ n: C X% Z! C6 |The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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) K, Q8 A _) g% z- wTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."1 M- Z7 w/ g- U5 ^
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I Want to Buy That% y1 u7 R6 Z" E( o
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.% N& \9 [) q4 O) [1 ?3 p1 @
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.& r, n! O6 C' ?: ]
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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j. ~8 Y# U% n5 q+ a5 ?/ d$ T5 s. GSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.% X/ {; P8 f" |9 a+ O
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"5 t, g# X6 {" e. C8 J0 F
% O: F9 e4 U& v4 d; z2 N4 QThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
4 ], Q* Y7 V1 g! O" F: l' EA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"& p/ p0 h7 u0 c+ d3 K; Y3 z" Z
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( N* f$ U# B: S5 r
/ U) [, G- E8 _# p A% O" @The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."6 V2 L2 ^# e" K5 w. G: ~6 F0 z- z
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Blonde Sky Divers1 T1 {- o0 b3 B: E- }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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1 O' r' |1 l- X/ g( KThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.* R, N$ z- v0 j; M
- u; }: x) B! Y0 cShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" Q* i) M& k0 Q& D% e$ _
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