Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

* H  N" Z9 c' P5 q; g" PThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

  H, _# Z7 w# ~  lHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

! }' u" [) F( A' |; EThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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, }3 F. X" {8 d& w2 qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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, m3 U, m( l; V4 x0 a1 H; C5 aThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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$ V5 ~: i! L1 f+ w; A. H! gRowing Your Boat
2 F* o% Q7 P2 D3 P5 OTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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! E( c, P& b7 b, o- RTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

' a1 p' O! g) l4 n0 e8 v, DThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* A+ L% J! n: Z. M( \( }4 ?& a3 C9 z, ^Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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+ @5 Q. T# S6 @3 V% d6 k) c) [( bThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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  I8 i/ o# L5 n4 P8 G7 d  KOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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+ T4 W7 X; I8 |! u4 S- _- pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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6 C+ g% [9 B$ v+ V, c) ~8 {; fBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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2 ^0 c$ e- S4 MThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

: {/ ]3 m- t+ d, [* T9 [The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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