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Blonde Car Accident8 P. ^- h( w6 f8 d' f, |6 O K/ ]
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.8 d' K% q7 v; l# @* v
9 m: V# }6 h0 [9 C! }; Z& UThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.( x; K8 c% X% }: A' i" N
3 S: l ~% D' W7 wHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.8 m) N8 p- S V8 t. B
4 U8 x6 X! u* Z! K5 J& AThe blonde started laughing.
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$ ~( y a: s3 ]. A& r& Y. t7 vThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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% y4 ?# r. n, X' _" CThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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' p) Q4 _0 W5 a2 k* n: r' M% QLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 @$ S& i/ ]- G4 w' U, h$ BThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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. |& U: v6 @% IRowing Your Boat
9 M1 D6 j6 ^! s: [1 s5 r+ PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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p4 _+ A$ d# N4 ?* Z5 YThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"- x' h) O; H2 j$ x) d8 M& K6 n' K: N
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
6 R# Z4 @; f* }' P, {A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 f: Z7 g, k* J2 _+ Z2 a! qThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. R0 X) }( u3 ~0 w
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.. `, J0 g* ]3 u- [0 V- {
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.5 C+ j, ^& q3 ]- f7 B* t# B
. [5 m+ s2 T2 ?( l( J# v/ gTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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s* \* B( ~( D3 v1 k6 G. JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"3 @" ?6 F$ U8 Y! v- R
" K/ I* i. ]! f9 j: F& dThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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6 _' |4 z$ D s: N7 M9 b/ KAre You Really Sure?: ]5 {- A* i( X. ~' e$ Q, K
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"$ ]& g: Y Z6 ^ Y& Y; ^- g5 f% e3 J0 K% o
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& k; `2 V, F: d5 qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."% B0 M" W" T! U
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Blonde Sky Divers
" M* I) }- y# sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. ~% y) e. b% F% e% C6 j4 Q
" Y/ `5 }$ U' CThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.. q1 Z. G4 { d( d" q6 Y% R
7 v4 _2 A7 h7 v" `" @& qShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.' w& y/ H/ \8 r8 R% h p+ ^
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"' g: I S9 K V4 v% W! Z5 Q w9 w
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