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Blonde Car Accident
5 U* G0 E* S8 U* L! c g, OOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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; P$ D& I0 l/ L9 hThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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; W. R% S1 P8 \$ L6 m4 |He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. R9 a( U3 b& ~; ]! G) q
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The blonde started laughing.% E0 n4 A5 r( ^/ _1 n
" b U" m) ?0 b& ~1 F, I9 [This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.( H- ]5 F& R2 f0 [8 \# ~
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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; [' h- f: n( F& `8 yThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
4 `3 M! d: [0 R5 D7 E( L& YTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.4 ?: ~/ T& x1 e9 n
( C3 O9 J8 v/ w/ [The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."3 W( y1 s9 F, x n) L* o B
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I Want to Buy That. L7 y9 m8 I$ c' m" ^
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% n0 e7 l' e9 n0 ?6 R3 K9 B/ z
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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E: @7 _2 x, _. [9 b7 L8 o8 `Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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: W6 ]2 N, F2 |: W" Y( ~: fThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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! F* [' ?4 x" R2 h! L" w3 @The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* p c) V0 Y$ U* ?6 y9 }- x6 L5 ^
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Are You Really Sure?
# `/ |) h1 w" J g( |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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+ t/ {" p* p/ U0 V |In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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" I1 G- w% A9 Y5 x; ^1 z3 j6 pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% m7 L9 z6 _' F" V7 w5 V2 z
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."% Z$ M6 i2 o- }! ]
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Blonde Sky Divers- s% T2 B6 J2 J- y! m9 l
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ {" o/ c4 u3 v" z1 Z, Z! K
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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: J1 E& p: `2 `' A& \+ sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 m) v* M J% C3 R) u8 M2 [
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