Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
* Y/ x% n& T- UOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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7 L6 w& O% f% e/ n4 ~: Y0 J$ THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

7 P- y  j" t: {$ T3 J' [+ `The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

- o3 k- P$ ?; \  W4 l1 bThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
2 W' P% k1 F  g" bTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

0 q  J* _- d; ^6 g, sTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
" |1 c& E* A! v" P0 C% cA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

/ g7 F& Q" \* Y( E: F8 h+ m" }The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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1 \" t3 i) W  X, D7 V5 _& s+ p0 L4 lFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

0 Q# f6 \6 `# R+ h& TSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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6 \* n- f; C' p/ e- I1 STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ j# g4 t3 t* j8 kThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

. F# G/ O( p& b" V) F, SAre You Really Sure?
& e& @1 k2 l5 u, t7 e$ b, ]A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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/ W/ K5 @* a) ]7 F! vOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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0 [! F7 G$ n9 T1 oThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

. N7 r+ i1 K0 ]* U, @7 A. z4 rBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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' E, t: J0 c4 E3 ~[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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