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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident' Z4 J& K( y( M7 W
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.& P5 h1 j7 D: g4 I+ s8 t
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.- I& o- p( d6 G2 J$ E6 a
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.% r; }$ f/ ?4 w" {/ d" i: ]
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The blonde started laughing.
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! _5 C; K, D' `- _: OThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 R0 D, B: `  j$ _
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"; V) h7 ?9 P/ Z7 c5 b

7 j# A7 W6 }2 k+ ~) rRowing Your Boat
3 C" D* r, R4 }+ m0 a7 ZTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.1 L) l5 O1 G& `0 }4 M8 L1 H

. d7 y1 {: r/ GThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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/ G# k; v8 m- A) s  gTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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* `0 }; ?8 a/ r9 ZI Want to Buy That: s/ ?) ~  {8 P) N; _% r8 ?2 _; F
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black./ f& p0 @' r/ }) D6 ?- p

1 A9 H# z9 k( m2 sThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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! u% t, Q, G2 }6 K: C  s1 |6 W7 DSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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% S  h; G. f' s( P4 J9 E( _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. D+ L0 K$ g" q  E

; \: m2 Y; n+ @; F. Z2 R6 `The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* `0 p4 K& y0 Y6 a- `& \

' e! H% t- H- U, hThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"! Z! j! e; l. H3 i
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Are You Really Sure?+ m$ v( x5 |  x# y  t& s% \; R$ F
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 F1 T  K4 B' E2 ~6 ^6 f9 S, h6 `% I

- m: p& g, Z8 \, c/ Y8 f, t8 `7 p5 WIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."# M( t8 t) f$ l, u

7 N' b. l8 x4 H* b& oOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 o  _6 N* G9 Y+ z6 R6 k, S
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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4 i' i8 i. w* WBlonde Sky Divers
; G5 m" c& J" pA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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. x5 b2 Y6 Q2 b7 I# vThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.* H* Q( H. W! H
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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