Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
# H* l0 m" q" w8 i7 c! iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

6 C5 k# @2 b7 L6 l/ B" TThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

7 A" i: h% r( C! ?. W4 Q* |Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

/ D5 l" k( I2 i: S* y. [The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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% S4 h. J$ x9 x5 v) ~0 KThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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0 J8 ?4 B- @1 n$ f. WLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

5 @; {( A5 G! m/ qThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

- F& Y/ E% A3 C! j) _+ SRowing Your Boat
3 u# r" l" ^& \6 {Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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) M* c# @/ H$ T" z: |  Q( uThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
6 F. W9 `. E6 }4 h3 T& J. MA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

4 O/ k- u7 y9 }1 S  b/ d# NThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

0 b: z( c# H9 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

0 }: X0 X; t1 N# |. Q" F# RFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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. I5 F5 N! |* u9 u9 H7 {In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

9 T* Y; M) f( m5 N$ d, DOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2 y4 {, B7 L+ f- t& F- B( h9 ]Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

4 u* t9 E* U% N- BThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

1 F+ Z1 j$ W0 P) M( UShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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