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Blonde Car Accident
/ X6 d5 h* r$ O# D1 wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 l& }1 A7 y8 d: I8 r
+ d- V+ k6 [5 p+ \+ J6 {: j9 rThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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K' s4 i8 `6 z$ ^. [This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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% H7 a/ Q! B2 e3 `This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!") S3 ?. }4 O: z) c6 C/ @8 j+ _0 P! I
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Rowing Your Boat' ?* Y1 u+ h# u& l# Z# R) |/ v/ D
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( m9 y; L. R z4 |& F8 f; q) J7 QThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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! {$ q9 B$ @) {) j: JTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( n. _, j% M7 [. ]% [$ G/ `: q. r
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.( Y" v9 S9 ^+ h. n- A* {0 i, Y3 Q* m% G
# U% k/ }1 z' q6 O, G. X- B, R) b. fThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 {( z) y# j: pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ K- Y' \0 J( ~6 m: VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.0 L" f, i7 R* H, }6 ?
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"3 y! I/ b4 Q" y9 E5 P
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"9 U* _) w6 W5 r( v6 L
! ?& k6 V, }( ]5 ^3 EAre You Really Sure?
3 ~0 f2 Q6 A9 {& \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 y3 X, \: a+ E4 d
4 t5 Q$ b! s* r% n8 x' FIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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; z. _) O0 U" QOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 c) n" m, h9 K: L" ~* ?
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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. j0 y9 P3 ^$ A( }3 z4 XBlonde Sky Divers: D, f g: l- I9 y/ U
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.! x+ } X) g8 t% v
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- p4 U- D6 Z% H9 A. Y% w) |
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 f- K& E2 T1 a, l0 h- g# ?
3 H# }: p7 x. G) MThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"% K- C" ^5 m9 v4 m3 r" f) c- O* ^
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