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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident+ d* ?8 r7 S/ |! t
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.2 U# t& t0 }6 e& {5 O
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.% n: ]8 G5 h1 R; t: B; B
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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% ^4 W6 }( b1 N) EThe blonde started laughing.6 y; c4 _1 M  I" S4 \

* r8 [; j( J9 p* TThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.! v" H! c: Y6 P$ ~5 G0 b+ J
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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! i) q9 c# a! WThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! g6 Z" ]0 e1 ^3 C. Y: w: y! k
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 c2 y4 x4 W8 L/ p

$ |1 g* d% k  E/ M/ a2 x" ]Rowing Your Boat
9 P; S9 C, Z6 W' h  y4 D8 lTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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. g" s! h4 J+ J/ |8 ZThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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, w- X$ e3 W# ]6 B- Y5 C+ KTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That8 p7 L9 R, b3 W% K' _( e' l1 J
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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% `! y" l1 L2 ?/ V. x# e. F! xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.% N, R" z; o9 U8 x- F
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.0 C6 t$ B6 H# j; [/ c% ]7 V
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 m  c0 E1 a$ y
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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4 @3 v) x  T+ KThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?". q+ ^3 D( j" h+ q4 I+ N' K
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?- r! J8 O' g) _; r  C1 I6 f
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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- n4 r6 _5 A6 J( @* vOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."! Z2 q; q& A& M$ L9 \

  }( x* l8 h8 g  H) z$ MBlonde Sky Divers
" R: ]2 a; ~% RA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 Q1 ~1 B* s2 M  Q) l1 X

! l  V5 u1 v0 J% T7 hThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"" |: V: f- O2 B, }* ~
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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