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Blonde Car Accident. v0 y9 f0 Q% c; K( p& f" l
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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* y+ E! V% r! N6 E* aThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.: G0 e; B! P6 A/ _
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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9 H% i* U6 f& F& TThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.+ }: G3 X% }5 H2 Y
( Q) a m! q2 t+ rThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.0 e: D5 j) C6 D& l
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.5 h9 [7 t0 w/ ~% b2 G
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.+ a Q5 O6 T( q/ _2 [
- E' l3 [: P0 h+ m, hThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"( p* H B7 H. S. K1 B
% q: W S/ @; S" a% `& P* ~To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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) W5 n' ?% X5 }I Want to Buy That
2 F2 v5 N ]- y" C! KA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! R! R# l6 s, ^2 Y- g" D4 ~5 g% f
/ F! s( a, D k7 L+ D* R/ MThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ ?* O- t; ?) [0 w: h8 T P4 N% l9 q
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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* V) ~" C' I0 ? t7 w0 e/ wSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.: n+ _7 |- F# \6 @+ u
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 Z7 m: `- t/ | W" q, ^0 L, i, L9 P
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
8 p2 A# F2 O+ kA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 W' o* s; {/ I# l$ tOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, H! L! T1 l* q1 k% a4 K6 uThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
" {; w _+ i5 t3 u7 IA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.- V/ F0 ?1 [8 L
+ ]$ t5 ?3 i4 A4 dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: A' m; g, N) [& X. E
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. z. R8 j1 J/ \- F& f, t Y ~* E
$ D1 |( M2 m) E& Y! mThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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