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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
# n- Z8 T" ~- ^" T* s! e! HOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; s- i+ Z  O5 p3 A2 A
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.0 a& m# h; U, I( U* m# [/ o
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.7 Y: \+ `, }' @% c2 N( R8 |1 m

; P' |; c* @* RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.4 x3 z, Q+ B, f) W: t" X) g* q
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.+ O5 ]! j3 j8 |4 Q0 r

$ q; _+ T5 t6 i( e' QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.' g" m! j1 [' n9 u: q' b1 y

9 J6 }* @0 h' `! t6 sThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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: B; d/ h# E" N8 tRowing Your Boat
/ N3 l( K/ `0 Q- H2 `8 b% {2 S) Z! Q5 ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.( C4 M( r. v. b& H
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"# U) ]. j5 s5 \" Y5 ?( Y9 h
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That# O4 u- {+ Y0 a. j& u
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.3 C' i) X* D. K8 o8 C, h7 I$ U

2 a# Q6 `0 l9 V4 O' _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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. C7 y. ~- U5 r/ Y# @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 d7 }  V; ]5 C+ [8 F

" J! V: q" T8 o7 r& X3 o4 N. s$ VFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! R. V4 |) L: C6 ?7 i9 z

1 I7 x3 C, @. o: a7 X0 I6 B1 ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.1 |/ [; o$ x. g/ ~  p7 i
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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; T+ w1 s( e/ D8 ZThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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) l, g: I; q1 h  K1 l# kThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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, `1 Y* ]; t! T' E: UAre You Really Sure?
! Z* S6 ]8 o1 n: R' VA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"6 K$ h  D9 b' l/ m

* H; n1 ]: T. s; j0 nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."* E1 P5 {6 ^/ V4 Z& r/ r* D# v

9 n9 o9 g1 }% U* _  f$ M& k# _  U# pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"0 s6 R2 s$ z. R) `0 o) ?! Y

/ [, U% M8 D$ E/ V3 gThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers. l* E5 C% z' h/ `0 _8 Z" r
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving." ^! p3 @6 E% L7 L+ \) q

' J3 a2 @3 B1 V7 U( _The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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0 L& V# }: H  H; `$ g  MThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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# Z4 s6 V1 o' t: E# r$ K. A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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