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Blonde Car Accident
+ w* N: H! r: ]% o8 \ NOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.. X! ]0 o8 z1 t# V
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle./ O F0 G- z, l" g% u& I
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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+ F# M) L# D' V" Q$ zThe blonde started laughing.; Z, z6 E' @+ h
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.+ A4 C6 [9 J9 ~4 ^8 ?
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.8 c% W/ N9 w) d
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.- X6 a' H. s3 S2 o
3 i) w# }! O2 jThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"" ~( U# F7 Y1 W( A: c
4 C6 b2 H5 U! ^" z s" gRowing Your Boat
8 ]4 S; [3 ]3 }; B$ u O7 g. wTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 x2 u: D( e0 t6 u- z! ~To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."9 U7 O& q8 h& d' }; O5 `% ~
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.4 r( d; u0 k% n% [5 l1 ^
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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. q0 f0 x3 a4 m6 t! SThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* }' G$ p, r: ~6 B* Q, a; H
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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" x& T F- |3 s4 r: O5 c. `0 R _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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0 R: r6 F( }5 q& FThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"1 w" E' c0 V" L8 w$ j3 z' Q
4 i: x- R# R, q+ k' ]The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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h9 o. l2 }0 `/ J5 G9 m; A3 J3 w: dAre You Really Sure?, r7 f3 X- I- y; q3 w5 ]3 F6 V
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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& u& M" a( U; ~8 F K! }9 aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."' B2 C9 E* c, i T R6 o
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( H% V3 I0 M! g8 |% {6 T$ g
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 H+ E6 r3 e5 w# n0 S: ?! X$ X& ]
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Blonde Sky Divers. r2 i. V, a8 y, h; Z/ E
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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% H* r/ [/ I9 N6 g1 H: xThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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5 b4 r" S. i( z9 o0 X4 [* e7 p4 `She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing." l* g0 k6 m3 k2 b' Q$ Y
, h1 R) R7 {5 F9 @The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"" A( h# S3 i( u$ w
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