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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident+ G5 X) M/ G2 u& a2 Z- H
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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, j# a3 \; T4 zThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.9 F5 K0 j# f1 k: O# ]0 O5 D
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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; s& B" b8 _* ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.2 v. v$ l: [! k+ u
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.# u; D- q1 N0 t, B% R$ N7 c" Q
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.: `- u* T* f  G" [% {4 O" g  u) t

7 m& W2 c+ Y! p( H6 q) K+ j9 EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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: F4 B$ d- G+ X$ pRowing Your Boat
7 b. {" E# ]/ \6 }; e3 hTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.  n( x  B* k' p7 X$ u2 l
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"2 S  B" Q; ]- G  A6 ]8 B
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."* N9 c- O* Z! z. \/ K

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.6 w4 h9 o; }4 i% `. V  a, D/ j8 Y
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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, E: m+ V, ^2 S& I! XThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.& I3 U$ R5 P4 [, n0 s

) a' s+ o  E$ VFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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& Z* n9 l2 v3 ?# m# e: cSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* U& j# _( k0 XTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.( |* O/ B0 r4 N2 V$ ?6 J

0 m/ j/ w6 j: n  [4 dThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- T) I% P1 M% W+ x( p5 h
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"6 J1 y% D5 J9 r5 b

& G3 r  h  Q5 R" G& gIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". \; [( v% v1 T: {
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
7 r0 M- A3 p" e/ f9 a* FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' ~( h4 y4 {$ W/ \2 X
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) Z" a8 w7 @+ `0 E2 E) x  L
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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