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Blonde Car Accident1 I5 \4 A: t1 P5 z; R: M, u
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% p( |1 ~4 c2 X- UThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.& [% f1 v! }( c9 J% a8 L) i: J8 G% r
% H4 O9 E! |' L( {8 PHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.- F7 x: @$ E% H3 k: O
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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7 ]6 Z' p$ u5 g3 Z j& tLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.) y( v' S! q' R& C _% b7 f
) \3 z# r) r+ D6 N. yThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.) \; [3 [! f: Q4 N
( a- }! P: ?) E, BThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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9 W0 a$ Z* E5 \9 k5 P1 z+ l4 `The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"! D# N0 [* r9 e
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 M$ \5 @3 V0 Q9 J0 H
" g8 ]& N, Z# s- u$ FThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.: d4 Y5 S) Q9 p4 u1 M% B
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. @' y$ S) _0 h$ ~( L
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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* v8 J2 k3 \) h4 B) F. |2 d& nThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; ^8 i+ [) e. [5 c1 R6 G
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Are You Really Sure?
8 v# }' Y' C$ v9 X9 w w+ q qA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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5 f/ H1 H) u. tIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."( ]5 r4 h$ T$ ?. b2 P
; S0 v+ s0 V* b- j# G9 JOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"' \, F2 g1 D) z+ n1 w
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# B b& e5 D( W" I! ~9 w) }
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/ p0 @+ J/ }: V& jA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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( Q; S. W' J" iShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.* A" S& J. O" f* Q6 `
* \6 x. m" C1 Q6 Q4 K* NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& \. u( K* @9 F, R: I
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