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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
3 w% K, V, r( M9 f. n0 m3 @One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 w* M& `* j' x: [# Z
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( J7 t/ c6 g& l0 K* c% H

: }* h% w" ?* m0 CFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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5 u# K- }9 k7 {' WThe blonde started laughing.$ d% O: E7 M' E2 t

* n5 G/ O# z2 q8 l) B8 qThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.. }3 ^2 F: T  ~6 D  h/ l) b/ u

% n; [/ C- \0 L% d- J2 eThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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  o! Q& a! v5 sThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.  N3 g* a0 a) B% G% {! A
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". P- }. o3 A! z

( H) m/ P& U" P6 N) ^9 ~, XRowing Your Boat
- J6 m% v9 ^/ Z! l4 _/ bTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.& g- z- U+ m/ |5 |5 _$ x4 H# P1 g; Q

6 V3 l. \# G4 P+ O0 y$ ^The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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+ M9 n1 m% y  m# B7 b) uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."3 ?4 T4 H; e# C3 U
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I Want to Buy That
5 Q$ K& j, ~. J4 Z7 c/ }- {A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black." l! D* H8 ]1 V8 _5 Q1 G( R

. S3 \, F2 L+ D. Z- g$ a# LThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.2 o2 T# h5 L8 ^3 R

, V! R! M1 S2 A6 I( \2 Z% cFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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1 K! g. U2 L- yTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.9 F& u' G+ E$ d2 h  `8 [

( h+ w* H  i1 {: V' N  gThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"8 S4 [1 m7 y9 `, O  @& D$ i
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
( ?% r5 u9 N# w6 f3 yA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"- O: W6 g( m' y) l
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 t0 [6 J6 Y3 L) c8 w* R8 W' q
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"+ J/ ]* u& K* C/ j
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 t; @8 f% Y9 {, Z6 m& R

! ?8 u4 y' ?7 d! E/ sBlonde Sky Divers
" K) B$ x( U9 J( @" Q  [A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ ~* d2 t6 U3 |1 Q5 Z; e4 mShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.0 l2 f, q' Q4 n& O+ ?

+ N9 e/ r% Z, x1 g7 eThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"4 L) p/ E; f$ C
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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