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Blonde Car Accident
. Y/ x0 ^$ O& d3 D: s, JOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.5 U. o1 D' c+ o' R6 B2 Y A
! v7 S1 p: C( ~7 m, j% ~The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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6 k' u6 T w3 P% v% sHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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0 Y5 o I% K) W3 |3 } TThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.8 X; S3 C- {7 P
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 j; H2 {6 U6 i) S3 T8 H$ p9 Q
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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$ c0 ]6 s9 O l+ b5 |0 sThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat* K2 e4 D% N8 t
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.- c1 B: q, R4 s2 A. }& @% \! c2 O
; \/ U% |3 j* a7 n: o7 e( }. S! CThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."5 Z! I8 M5 C& ]
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- N* q" w7 U$ i4 i, S7 b1 sA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. a9 ~% M0 M: d9 c( R4 m3 sThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 c7 q: Z9 a9 A% |2 Y4 W) Y( G
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- g' B8 R' F) H9 k' j3 q4 wSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ e( a- {; d* o, b0 K _9 JTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.) @8 F* P' u w, @7 ~
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?": T$ ] j0 c3 [$ r, ^. C% |
3 I& z7 s' X y9 s8 H; B4 v3 eThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 w! X5 V5 u1 D# \- S) E3 f
s2 ]8 o; Q+ `, l5 H7 CAre You Really Sure?
' N" x: L, V- o2 o' S3 ZA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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+ E! V: d5 u, _! l* nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; r3 w8 y+ L% r7 t* @3 q- i3 u
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( r [* S6 _9 q& E0 ]' v4 G l- q
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."6 I! u/ J* k- p
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' i( M% @% V8 c% \) `2 sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 I5 Q: F& B$ e- \
$ p2 ~7 l+ Y R- b$ a9 P/ W% R+ nThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.. Z6 ^+ Q# D: k# L# g( |% D& F5 S
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. r. Y- O+ Y' i
5 D9 e+ [# e7 w, O6 g/ Z/ O+ }! s( rThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 C( m/ ?' g: l# N' R: Q5 z
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