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Blonde Car Accident
2 E ^7 b; I t" w; e ] W' b7 qOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! f$ I$ i" S i* [! V" Q Z" m. i
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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& S1 m5 ~- u; m5 a4 e ?& M& f1 PFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 }- h7 y' f6 c2 g3 ]+ Z( SThe blonde started laughing.. D6 l5 x+ d- q
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder./ H) I7 a. h' a# e' t
) F, E5 g" t) t) N( M- eLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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5 b0 Y9 Q) h% hThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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( ]8 h4 d) ?' q2 mRowing Your Boat
6 f- G. a& u7 p1 M4 j. OTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"3 e- N# F. ~8 T r
/ y$ q' b# Y8 b. f- w* J7 v& z9 KTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That1 ~ y5 _; T/ w
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." D+ v2 x& n, d, ^
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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( W8 a1 t5 d% J" ]! E* [7 ?, z/ iThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* v4 r7 T" Z* _
$ b4 |+ g5 j9 [, a3 NFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.2 O; q7 O# h8 W3 i: K; Y
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( v. n, s5 t" s# JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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. M! Y$ F/ T3 U bAre You Really Sure?
?0 T0 _2 D& t9 nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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* B# H- P d% i0 dIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- ~+ Y! w' q* S
; W$ E/ ^. m' Q- N/ bBlonde Sky Divers% Z3 A$ S" i3 d l: D) l
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.2 m4 F2 k6 p7 j ]9 c& Q# o O2 v2 R, t
5 }$ k# [0 t" d' s$ \" [' xShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 _; g- D9 h# q& i' D: q3 {, IThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& l" z. R9 j% D+ J9 G0 L
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