Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
; A/ B- K! i1 y/ O  uOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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, n% {  ]  q, }3 I  jThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

: o8 j* t" v2 b# q' W. a6 I( GFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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7 g% k. B! C# J& u8 S. \& k; B4 EThe blonde started laughing.
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, O2 M1 j- `1 Y) y; R$ I  _. dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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* `- n$ @# K( i! W, e- jLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
& @: H3 W. ^9 w/ o* E; v" b/ QTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

" e% h- f' I' {; A" e, ^The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

9 \( s1 ]5 Q. S- L$ d0 r$ u# HTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
. U  Q; S5 E) _6 N$ D, ^- Q% eA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, `% e: e! r7 B* X3 HThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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  t/ j. N& v7 v, _* nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

2 A; @# O' G4 d6 LFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

$ S6 m( C1 N7 P5 |* V# GTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

. t8 D: j9 x  V' A& ~: F  f4 DThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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! P# g4 l6 U7 ?( @; rThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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2 U: }% Z6 E1 ]3 {6 S2 V; v( f# SBlonde Sky Divers
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; B: k0 A# f! E( tThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

% v( z- {4 Y7 \4 t  gThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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