Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
$ R+ \* d  Z& E+ n4 D3 S2 `/ p4 m+ iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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2 S" M$ {# ?  ~# W/ Z6 O# K4 a' DThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, q/ d% ]" }: j7 t6 K" F7 D+ ]% R! aThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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0 D4 R: o: |6 x. ~6 M7 J& ^The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

0 V, V4 u3 i4 c, M- {  D+ DTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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; Y& c4 o: Z, z0 }, rI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 G/ M; Q6 K& U8 W9 ^; m) AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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: a/ h; t! h2 ISure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

, |1 I9 G0 F6 Y8 q( d$ g' IThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

; K& A4 A3 O% w9 _* JAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
: V5 o/ V/ r3 I' R( S+ W0 uA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

$ j/ ?- r% W' k, [[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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