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Blonde Car Accident
: |5 G* H7 ?! `; a5 e' eOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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; Z1 g! x! m. Y* q' W9 u5 G* YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 U _( B4 @; X; ~4 J- N H8 B R
( ~8 |* {9 n d4 _" @1 d+ _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.- \! O7 l' D! H9 H* U/ ^
4 F7 ^5 D l; ZThe blonde started laughing.6 h7 S% |+ i, v, b4 f1 [, E
* y/ T! h8 {: xThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., T; X7 x# a1 x* g, }% I2 e3 g
9 L" [6 b: o! I# qThis time the blonde laughed even harder.+ k. { @+ p/ o1 z
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.1 ?5 K) p: F) ~/ [8 T! O
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!", h2 L6 ^3 B. T" t
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Rowing Your Boat
, ~6 I. Y5 x8 ^: N! k3 c$ pTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.* m+ J: n. R2 y
, ^3 b7 g X' |9 o5 K( s" MThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' Y8 M+ D% h# ~# p+ H M+ C o
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."* h/ Z3 @) D6 n( r4 a
" o- Y! |' Z* T5 E( Y% GI Want to Buy That
5 w5 W/ n( r- p( R; DA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.$ |) d }; A, ~6 y, q
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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, v W# x+ \9 m4 D$ L1 j% VThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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' o. ]* l4 K3 ~$ u1 h& m" P( eFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.- a$ m/ J( d! i/ P% Z
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." w, U" q& c5 X* B3 U
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ @7 i6 N- J6 f2 M5 I; a( V1 D
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!", y" I+ h4 c4 \# u1 c3 L- y3 C/ ?1 \+ E
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Are You Really Sure?2 K5 R; b H. T* f4 M
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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- ?/ \ J* t, p$ }0 QIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 K1 Q8 m, v6 u
/ k f: q/ Y5 K+ DOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" e: C) ]$ N& Y) K; Q1 {5 [9 y [
# v: J& S& v- A7 d1 XThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.1 B2 M: U- `2 P5 v! S1 q- l9 j2 G" B
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"7 ` r" Y. T/ Z# p* y1 l% Q
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