Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( O4 ]. E4 d9 s9 g7 Y. nThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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; N: N% O- D2 Q, NThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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& K2 }! W; {2 Z$ J4 EThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

* B* u) V- K& B6 h- {1 yThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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! r7 M% x2 z5 d5 P% F' {The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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( Y- R' [" _1 I/ D6 VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

5 m: T9 t& a6 H: y1 r7 r4 RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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( L% u1 b; M0 Y. Z- }( _( ]4 uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

" f, n# j2 b& WThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

( `+ t9 `- A( O7 m+ jSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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0 U& E0 [# z# M8 W% l- mTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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& `# i: U6 `7 w0 ^3 _  y% d) {The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
+ d4 x" E; E' ~$ O- I4 k8 J7 d" wA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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8 d" M# u# X. }" v9 N  b  O* qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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. U* M4 j3 o0 P8 Q# F9 xBlonde Sky Divers
% K5 }$ f! u) B& L. q5 aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

. q- @% b( M, s6 c7 Y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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