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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.2 Y `5 D @) ?% c5 C: `0 r
. s T5 U3 K1 ]6 K# @! f; gThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.+ }9 q8 {) p8 n: f# S6 X7 P& Q: I
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 d; L! r6 v2 \5 B7 s, iFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.9 m# V4 [* P. Q7 x/ K3 W% ?
6 C% }. k' ~& j Q; `% `The blonde started laughing.+ K. U8 o) X# o; `
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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$ I- M/ W% A6 f& E7 h) g) ?This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.+ I9 U; L. x1 |" D' F
) d" f% u7 @$ J% }) b; T8 d) MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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' k- f) p# _* ?6 n( f" c' M- w$ SThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! N+ C6 W7 o2 k; K3 F- ]
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Rowing Your Boat' ]4 t* F: h& o
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; }" t7 F s! F4 J2 P/ Q- q
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"* X# H; u% \( [0 W$ d
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ a$ H& L) W$ {7 w2 h
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* K" k& C- M- e* o4 y0 ~A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.+ t' ~, J/ C) T3 q) R) P( [6 p7 W
. A3 @) I/ e$ C2 w2 `4 TThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.: ] J9 M) B6 B3 l: n P
( T5 O B- y. E1 D7 nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes." a$ D/ E! }* s) B" S
5 s5 c8 ?. y0 Z0 l- {4 gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- x" F# j% w( O N4 o
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") b& e1 f( R* K3 j" p& P; j
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?) K0 `3 ?0 w# _) s9 X p
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"* X4 F9 A% K5 z1 N% s0 H
2 e% w( k$ t, j# q; vIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."6 l; R/ j: v8 v; i4 y4 n
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"- A1 ]* C9 X8 ?( t+ I& ^: m
R4 m2 d/ I3 Y* v, lThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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7 A+ Q9 ]: _% b6 G4 UBlonde Sky Divers x5 d" }% x+ t8 P% U
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. N2 ?5 r# E* n1 u. z7 ~
5 l& i% z0 {/ oThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& S7 s* p+ j) H1 K' X5 w, A# [She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing." [; h. T6 l9 C! v
) u6 {# s* ?# p0 g3 l9 TThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"4 x( @6 g. w7 A) e* M
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