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Blonde Car Accident5 W0 b8 T- m7 Z: @! T
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( {! e3 l9 @! RThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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: J( W6 E+ i( V6 ^% TFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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1 R6 F" l; t( F+ f3 PThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.7 s7 }" r# {* o. G! e! Y$ W
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.; W$ p& h0 i, V8 R0 ]
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.' U5 i, A2 O0 q! z
1 {. ]4 k5 \5 ?1 Y y( sThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 u6 G3 J* L# {9 XThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 M% _; c. \4 G6 }$ bRowing Your Boat0 N9 Z5 y) b# c# n0 w: B
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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" `6 m% F/ s8 ?* k, \3 e3 n. I' mI Want to Buy That
* ]! v. i1 l- c. D5 @* c2 S% aA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.# d; |3 j* |. R4 q- d: P7 d
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) I2 O `! \; gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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# a# X* ~. Z+ ~! S8 l7 r1 i) tTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.1 v0 F# \2 ~$ ?' {
( z7 w( Q9 Z9 Y+ e8 `The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"3 j) x0 k( n4 b1 Q
7 b5 B! w) J" LThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"+ z4 ~& I( k3 j! D9 c0 V
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3 C3 y. _5 \' U8 @ M. q, _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 s. U: u5 u" _. i3 }4 M
! y* u8 v t6 }- KIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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1 |& m8 ~; A2 e# d3 C h) |( R/ jThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 g+ J' ^2 \0 o( p3 B/ A
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 G1 A3 L4 r1 l4 w2 v, t
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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4 _1 m# b# _4 @% UThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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