Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
1 l, D: r7 N' B: DOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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5 e" t# r" j  o2 q+ PThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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7 v* g* M' h' {) A2 T, K7 UFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

. y9 _$ D0 M( x8 aThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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, B0 o, d1 C, y: D0 n& qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
- u6 m0 M, o! k  @& r+ FTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 B3 @- G0 Z6 b  G! B4 gTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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( ~' M" T4 D% ^, i4 }0 PI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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# k7 I7 S4 E) H9 G: r$ T& CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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/ O  B& S: t+ GFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" Q+ l; r8 N' B) B; A4 @Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

! @5 c+ E1 C6 M4 TThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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. p; z8 ~4 |1 q1 E: F) r8 m9 l2 x. @The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

7 {9 F8 Q' ~' M# HThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
- C0 C0 ?' K5 B  g  a% @1 mA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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' `" y& U9 x; q, p! {1 G7 lThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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7 c; ~8 X0 m+ D$ LShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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