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Blonde Car Accident
; R x* o5 J/ a9 ]One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.( c7 N0 @! r0 i% W! F4 K2 E
4 x" d5 g' z, n1 t& X# SThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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" \! H- N* E& r. d" o. yHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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d2 b6 d8 X+ ]% Y4 V) Y% u3 MFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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9 v1 d2 o5 V! aThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.' d: h. H Q0 v A F
3 M$ g k1 S$ LThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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$ i; n" O/ ^ w2 l* k3 [5 x' i3 gLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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8 S5 x2 r2 u# h& Y$ lThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.2 i3 ^" ]* {. i( [
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 Z! o5 `+ t$ i9 E
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Rowing Your Boat
' _# [! v0 ^3 W7 WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". H/ n$ Y8 O3 S" h$ q m+ F
6 s3 [* o5 e- U, [5 LTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That ?$ g/ Z5 c2 k$ Y( _% e% o
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! b: A3 X4 U, t
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.2 x" p% |" i9 y( R
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 {: M5 L: N9 `! s2 }4 ?1 `The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") m4 [5 C& D! d4 f
" k, o7 K. ?: q$ }4 SThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?$ X. p5 K+ v1 k3 u- {
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"5 o* J3 W8 n+ x4 A9 y
0 p7 F& Z0 D/ K; }6 k$ ^' P. pIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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' M* b- I! B3 H+ S7 q" lShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing., S+ h% O: Q6 Q. ^, k0 Q
S: \& i+ n; X( IThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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% t* y6 C% c$ O. E" A6 J[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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