Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

4 G1 }3 x/ F, u9 O, \He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

* T9 E9 F% b$ {6 W- U" ^Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

* Q0 a! _$ N! [/ m8 ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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$ ]$ z+ o$ ~$ I* z) qThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

3 b! |. T: f" xRowing Your Boat
  ~& C' m+ {# zTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

4 {' e5 P" k- h# }* W" u  NThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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! y2 E/ j% ]( G0 `$ HTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

& Z5 l* @' g( Y4 H: _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

; }) P  {9 v; O# ^) W; ^3 hThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

) K- U& P# w) [, yFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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8 ?5 r" n* H0 }# @" hTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

4 Q5 X% v2 o8 l) c' ^/ ~* MThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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% _; X! }9 s" X  E7 j5 _: b/ zOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

: x+ L6 ^4 C! E, P! C  WThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
2 X( A4 @9 u/ {. ~" A+ p/ b. GA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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