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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident: {5 n( F6 W* {& J+ s& w- N
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.( r2 {# A/ W& q; U( ?( k7 b
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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6 j2 z$ W! O# x. K6 tHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.3 |% Q7 s( a$ H2 S
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.8 `# `6 Z* @& {

6 {# l5 Y; t2 b1 h/ e) sThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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8 r; F) G8 q2 j0 G" wThis time the blonde laughed even harder.* d( C/ E2 F' l0 O9 G2 E5 r  B+ ?
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.4 ^, l; v) N/ Z7 f  ?- ~( R: e" r
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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, u4 N9 @* w- ]The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 v( P6 k* `) N+ b# ~+ KRowing Your Boat
3 V8 {1 [* H' y% ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.- |+ X' R' V/ ]; X# y/ m

- K  v1 d+ L& M$ N) }4 kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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  B. Q# U0 z) Q( U: i3 e' F4 \0 b9 E% aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 Q% i7 [. W: S: K5 M* C) K9 K) k

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! t6 w$ a, j( t  A; l: YA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner./ P/ U4 L& u( ~0 \8 ~0 M
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.* I0 h- V/ T$ ~& T" J
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes./ {2 N0 d( F4 R3 V: Y2 ^6 d
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.9 x% ^0 w; m* {5 _7 u' Q
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." @' ]( m. M: E# C* h3 g
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. i; x0 ?; r6 n9 K: m
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" a# }# H' g9 }% w& J+ [/ g

8 E5 W: n, E+ `7 K$ e8 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"9 `' @0 J$ B; c' N5 |4 v7 V

. h0 X( k" k  ]& \& O* DAre You Really Sure?4 a) g- w: K/ i9 G% D! `
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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+ [- v4 h: P( D+ wIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.". p, R; p1 n7 i- @

2 n" i! C- x$ L& X  z  m" OOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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6 P% Y* |. M! ~  t$ N9 z: lBlonde Sky Divers
3 o' t. e, l0 t1 m% tA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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+ m0 S3 N. I2 b4 Z  l% nThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& o( {7 w1 {" g' A4 w0 ]+ FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"9 d( P+ k) r# h0 ]: `7 N6 e! ^

2 l, o% I* V$ o' q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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