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Blonde Car Accident
8 u* c6 F- S( Q* A: oOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.+ |! H6 e1 S0 R6 M5 d# b
. Y6 k2 K) _% ~The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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1 M8 v1 M$ [ ^& S$ V1 Q' b$ ZThe blonde started laughing.
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2 U3 F5 v" q( H( OThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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8 L. W t) i3 p5 c3 NThis time the blonde laughed even harder.. v- Y3 I* }2 u. m/ I
% _- c2 G9 P* r+ |Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! Q. S1 ]8 Q4 y; p+ O9 K1 H1 a1 z
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat+ v) N) i1 g, _2 d8 b$ |& k. ^
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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; D1 z! ?7 a2 Z4 ?$ y( {The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"4 X k5 F+ l$ O& r' C, J( R3 {
' a7 K; H9 X- g) t$ e; P' ^0 k K% xTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That( p$ q$ x- {3 P0 D- }
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 e3 f; |! s, x$ @% M* I Q. w0 d% X/ I
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.' b& l. o& _0 {
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.) ?# T* f9 u* f4 v
/ g2 R, P. {6 fTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.0 p1 B" f$ O( ^/ J; h
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"# m6 w5 b) `4 |
+ ?. _* U2 w4 o3 ~" |0 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"- T+ K0 J: |2 p6 a1 ^, q) Z( o, v
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Are You Really Sure?, `4 d' y) v- A1 q- [( w
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" d; Q7 s/ V0 C' \6 K8 V
8 u* b/ P2 s/ U% J. q% c/ U HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." F& Y4 f9 P: [& p4 H
& Y$ X/ |. p* ~. D o* _' d; MOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( L' n& s2 r, B( k5 \( D' s( u6 }
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 K7 n0 B5 N5 ]4 F9 ^6 Q/ G
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Blonde Sky Divers E" m$ G# M" T$ K, l, T+ g
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving., v7 Y' r$ B; t' f3 g9 `! W
, d- W* c9 G" x/ N. _# R4 dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 D4 {8 Q# ~5 ^! B/ nThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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