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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
- b* v) c$ D7 ^: J, n  h: EOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! X7 q- W8 o; R, Q, ]The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! ~; S7 x7 Q' v$ p+ O7 uHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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4 b' J9 t* D1 y$ _% EFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.- x7 U5 y! R) f, R7 F7 _
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The blonde started laughing.3 U+ Q8 c* S" z; {3 c! P- a

: B; @- A: j' ?# a+ RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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1 q" Q- z* g4 iLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.: x# @, R2 H  u- S9 V' v6 S3 X
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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; A7 H% ?$ u8 |% B, k$ mRowing Your Boat( i: k2 ?& d) F; W- }0 T) W/ s
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 V% C6 |8 I: _To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."- Z$ `- b5 ~3 ^' `& {8 F) f
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I Want to Buy That* D' y! p5 {# s! c
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.3 z) H6 Q: A# c& B( f
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ S) Q) R$ G  o6 z5 M- c
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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" m% V6 ?* j7 DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.; `' ~3 t: v! R# W
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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% L+ ?: A2 i2 m+ {6 ETo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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6 _! ]+ a( Z: GThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?) l8 E) y( Z2 I) _/ g1 f8 q
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."# A/ R% {( w4 `6 a# c* p

, \& P* x) b; R) J" NOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 u: B# V+ d" F+ X9 e

2 h4 K) ?" L  J/ K8 PThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."! U* F3 L1 E$ u9 j# ~# v& n& P

0 b+ `: @" T. `$ SBlonde Sky Divers) t& Z. [3 k+ J# O
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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  ?4 [$ }& T8 S8 LThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) T1 B& r9 b0 s1 c! |

, }0 C# Y. t( JShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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# C2 ?4 o. m7 w4 t9 ?The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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