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Blonde Car Accident
0 v0 m: D* C7 I: O+ f8 r( UOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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; ]. f9 M% n$ N; R. RThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car., R4 U# a6 x6 ]4 _
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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) ~2 D% I$ a& P/ gFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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7 L4 o n* H+ q3 h+ z# X& MThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.7 n( Z0 u$ f8 ]8 P4 \3 E. H' w
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., x5 i% B5 n+ f/ P" f' r) t: w
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"* ~. r2 C b& A# k
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 S7 ]7 l7 q1 l& JThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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9 c* f: h3 n, H* H4 ]I Want to Buy That
% Y x8 ]9 }4 _& B& C0 `A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes./ K* _" s: j: F) D/ P/ y/ r
4 y: \; c- S! w+ O8 Q4 \! [6 s' }Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time., k; n" U" B1 w- s" x4 Q& V
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.6 r& C* A+ T2 L: x
+ P' h# R% q. U* O4 C1 {1 t: BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" }2 J7 w- ]1 o: _* T0 C
* m+ {& c, h( C( ]) Y8 RThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!", W! P4 _, F9 @. x. ^' l
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Are You Really Sure?' h0 I4 h) J; t$ G+ v# r
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"; [6 f) M" ]: i! R8 Y" o& I8 S
. s* Y0 ~, }# n' Z# R/ K0 EIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") x; r) Y& w+ f2 L& c' V
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Blonde Sky Divers
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7 ^% u0 _% ~/ L: M+ L- O) ?The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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( H6 v) x; E! O+ h7 DShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& E# _, a4 f3 R3 F
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