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Blonde Car Accident
+ k; ?8 }( b6 pOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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9 Q6 p0 g# O* w, N% rThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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* k& I" s! I4 Y6 X2 `, P2 eHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.* n8 m; X" @4 y7 @0 a5 t
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.# n! S6 g. E% X( `% n2 z6 t
% r" J- R5 W7 \The blonde started laughing.0 E0 h, Z. C; b* ^8 w' S
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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$ B% ` X& P$ u5 T& \! I& _' HThis time the blonde laughed even harder.6 ]; a& w+ L5 z1 Z6 ^
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.: Q% \# W; X' [( n
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 Z* }5 a3 D2 `3 ^8 R
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Rowing Your Boat+ F: f3 r7 f2 I0 ~) q; v5 w0 s
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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% d/ c2 Y0 r' ?$ t1 Y8 pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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& B1 p; w5 D* r; X# n& v l1 @To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That% o3 X* [. Z2 {- Q H9 X3 T
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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; p2 Z; c1 L* @2 I* QThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.( o4 X; ^; }, O: T! X6 u
- A. f( e0 U, F4 |" XFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.$ }/ M$ ?- D4 i9 Z
5 h+ l" N) W5 L) OSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." W4 J$ V5 a0 q0 t; _. F$ ]$ I! C2 r
: {8 _3 O2 P/ U3 G7 KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 ~; j( M7 k& s! h$ Y
6 `7 G. L2 s, l8 V( N" WThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' p: m4 d* ~* Y! p+ z
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Are You Really Sure?# l7 Z6 k; ]/ h4 \& V, w+ x+ d4 E
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% Y* i) N& y5 A+ M" v7 W
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"8 l& q; a& a; ~0 A) W7 S. }+ a
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."6 Y$ V( W$ E* f
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Blonde Sky Divers
" d$ J% S; K: hA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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5 F, P) _+ D+ I1 B' ^/ eThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.- w& E1 R" k9 [& [* u4 T6 { K: c
8 F8 V! C) J0 I# p) c6 fThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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