Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

$ x( c1 L! t. |  `; zHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; v5 `8 `) R  f: Y1 p) u* IThe blonde started laughing.
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; b4 g( N0 K- [9 h- M$ k# X* |7 ]This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
' s, e5 E8 Z. ]8 v8 m2 `; z; f( aTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

7 {) P) F) S- o' B8 r2 gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

: O) c0 {$ t5 p* n! P% M" w& ITo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
2 t7 {5 |0 t  ~% A0 M5 M( IA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

' i# h; a' R7 A" s' M' BThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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) Q; j5 P. `1 s& C5 iThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

6 u5 S7 O5 e+ a1 u6 r* XSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

) B. o' W3 X$ l" Y6 ~5 }/ U. RTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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5 I; E2 e+ q, i- v, BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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& j" U# Q1 q4 H( FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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) E/ m2 E! @3 T/ L' X6 FAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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, H, c# M2 c/ l' m7 LIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 ^$ f0 a2 j7 W9 H. l4 _. CThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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