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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident' y0 n1 R7 I; _. ~" w& d, L3 b+ t
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 i- z% F6 X5 |  i. ~4 T& SThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.2 e! p" Z3 V% d/ U$ q+ v+ B' S
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.- d7 {2 P1 t5 B3 ~& b

+ `$ `) v+ Q% \+ Z4 T" Q4 F' R7 JFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.5 e/ W- q( ?. y/ W6 f& R: `8 w7 a5 \$ ~' [

0 T9 S" {% x3 }$ k0 SThe blonde started laughing.
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: w" n2 s( O2 s; j* L' c/ RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.2 X/ M8 _$ x3 K! @% y0 i
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.2 O1 G7 H3 p9 E; ], K3 ?
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.& P' [+ g: H2 ?# D0 _0 _! B5 n
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.6 g' K8 z  K% x& y+ k2 P# G
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 B$ T" c1 J: w+ C3 Q

$ L9 q! i7 P" B, R! ~& s* lRowing Your Boat
% y# n- |: E( KTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat./ ]' A0 i' S. L. V4 `
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"" [) T2 r! t9 A% z* u6 Q& x

6 L8 g: X/ X; w4 d7 CTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
; \+ R+ O2 l5 Q9 MA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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* ~+ D4 Y" c+ B- M" [The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ n* G5 d! f& H

6 ^: x. x5 S5 H' `8 ~& nSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. _+ X8 C* z$ r, D9 G) e( ~To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.3 o$ z" k/ c$ B* V6 E, Q9 `

8 W: Y2 I. a- g! OThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
! s, _8 G: T' L; k, n# k# QA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"* y& r& J) e4 {; G5 z' R

. r/ R3 l9 t. j& u! ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."( W/ Y0 S; E/ |' z& I
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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- ^- A9 `* a+ h3 i. j1 i$ W, yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ V3 O, g0 Q/ Y9 X' o) }

1 d0 g7 |" x% g& LBlonde Sky Divers
' p- Z* X) ^3 `+ DA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.6 d0 h6 f! _# ]: q+ ?
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.2 I! n2 |2 }8 a$ z. Q. x

& B6 D) M, q8 _/ Z  N' b# BThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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$ N) Z8 [" u5 R' U. _[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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