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Blonde Car Accident: u) i& W" r( i0 ]& r) T: N2 @
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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7 \7 o: W& Z6 NThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! W' u: ^6 | M! m
5 W5 u9 Z# Q6 |6 \' FHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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/ E: t' S. C/ r, ?; hThe blonde started laughing.
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( A2 S- G$ ~' f* v2 NThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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: y6 E( x- G+ F) yLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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8 _: w* D- V" L HThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ q# L; h0 w8 n5 O
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"" e* P: J; c# a& m1 r) @+ |
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Rowing Your Boat; c! c% ^( \# F3 _7 Y; I
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.5 o" ?; E) J" H6 E# g. H5 m/ p
& H4 {% s9 {- d4 C6 EThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", n5 w9 T; m: ?3 Q6 h* h
9 Q1 ^7 h* |/ Y( b: MTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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6 i ^& Q( {- t f# b$ c0 aI Want to Buy That
' S k+ c) R9 k) x3 t+ ?! O* MA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.) g# r7 g5 P$ D ]$ F. G
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., j$ o% [3 x) w- F9 U
* b: P( H/ `& E ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.8 z, Z: a0 T. `% M( w: R+ F
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?". [, f9 j) e9 E% ^/ |
$ f! U# A/ |9 @! P. MThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" v+ c6 W; g1 x' H9 d
S' Q8 X; @$ X- N- gAre You Really Sure?+ L! M J/ _" |3 p" v. ^. J x! u7 x8 P D
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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. a7 A3 \- V7 ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 O8 O9 J% O% c( S
0 n/ F" [. H8 M0 l' h1 Q: d, h+ aThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."; K( @( u; y( i1 K
1 C! l: H& q9 t# kBlonde Sky Divers
" \" D2 l. X3 s v+ jA blonde and a brunette are skydiving., Y, I9 D$ N( z3 i" h7 F
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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" M ~' I- w! C- c. \) R2 tShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.- M7 C" v- h" T) F( O, J
9 w; ~ ^( C- E) Q5 ]3 fThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ F* X: M& [+ L! S
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