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Blonde Car Accident
& p! v, g T5 T6 X8 L0 Y) IOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.6 l0 B8 e# t8 V
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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9 \2 V7 W+ b9 _/ A' mHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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. |! i. K& i5 u; X3 WFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.* ~7 x4 i7 l! g8 {
! m8 w4 o& r: f9 LThe blonde started laughing.3 ]+ q! f4 L" g( ^8 n: u! Q- I8 j( }
1 s; ?# |4 O0 c3 E* |This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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' E0 F- Y0 j' |# E( d; IThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 j7 O" D# |6 z# f7 NThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 a6 l4 g) f1 P
; s" l5 Y: ]" {$ e9 r& s, qThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! o2 m+ b* s5 p" h( Y' f
]6 m: b2 A3 b `) SRowing Your Boat
9 A: x4 @' n4 |; Z$ E; `& VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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: s; ]1 m4 U9 G- H4 F) q0 r r+ DThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 `8 J2 ]2 z& ~9 a; ^
: ]8 X( _. B& s5 S! FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That4 m/ f$ z2 Q1 Q3 T$ o- `/ [5 T5 u
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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% N4 C* Z B$ j& w" }. H- x) V$ cThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.9 n5 g# Z) [( `% v$ s
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 p: [5 {9 Z$ ^8 G g' B6 [% H
; \* B: u% v" |7 A9 ZFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 Y' [# z- a7 q) i9 o$ ?: }% z2 `/ ]1 l
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.8 k! d& ~9 F4 f% _- o( L
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.9 y. _$ K7 z3 d& ]8 B. D
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- Q5 @: f$ F* W$ K T) X
/ T- E: ~8 c. Z2 aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2 q) [6 d" u2 v2 b8 ~9 lAre You Really Sure?
7 u8 \0 n: q- T1 WA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 `& N0 o9 D7 S3 J" f8 c- i
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."# t Y% o9 R8 Y9 v! P
) |9 X" @% V+ M) j! HOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( E/ P7 F" ]6 {! u4 m: B# P
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."; K" ^9 m( `* ?4 D7 J- ?
/ e( K. e: _6 sBlonde Sky Divers
) Q/ l; P d k' }* f* a# kA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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/ A9 u" i' P6 B! d9 hShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.# v( y& p r+ A6 v! P$ }& q7 d: Q& ]
" @) n, `- s+ t D4 z, JThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?", n: n3 o) J0 ^6 [- X
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