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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
5 L, n8 Z1 L$ T1 n+ y: P+ _One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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/ i$ Z5 ~3 ?+ |  F* m2 H& g; x9 xThe blonde started laughing.7 d! I. K) R4 [  c3 I; B; W

1 F. m( p3 _$ v9 {0 U" {' c* b- z7 ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.6 G2 z1 b& }3 Y+ P4 y
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.8 D" Z2 I9 Z) i+ ?- U4 Y- }8 G* x1 ~
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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  m6 ]& [$ z: ]9 E: BThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 g8 `! S" O9 k: C- }

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' x2 e* R8 @% t1 I) o7 o( oTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.% a6 {' `1 j5 v0 L- y0 s# ?, Y
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"- t" f5 {' ]' y0 [
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
3 v% R5 G4 ^2 J1 jA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. v) H/ u0 ]; `: s  S+ R' XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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  z6 _7 v2 F- Z! d! rFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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5 ]1 x" w. d' F. D" gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.5 R' B- T; I# A- |% Q- `. p2 I

* E! E9 G+ w5 S! @$ x( bThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* V4 i. r" _/ c5 T9 v# R
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?: a: k- v) J9 M
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 J) B& S+ q& hIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; R/ d" g0 r$ V! X
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"- a) Z- N6 x# C( G, w6 A
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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  R  w: p5 h+ T9 b; g7 V2 tThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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8 E" `! ?$ S; M+ LThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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