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Blonde Car Accident! D( S6 L' ^ a9 i% Y9 {" A1 h
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.0 Q; I% c5 v: z) N/ u9 N
6 ~. d7 g" ]" e E( M2 {) }8 Z) _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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1 K8 N8 n4 v5 m2 q( \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.& I0 c1 \/ a+ |( _7 u6 {; H! `
4 D! W% N% `5 j u. e5 [' v) G; q1 hThe blonde started laughing.: H0 \# @; \; Z1 @8 ]2 l6 v& v
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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: n' I! U) d7 F) s# aThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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4 {% }2 C) ^; q; }8 u. NLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 `1 \! A g1 }$ a- i% ?9 H- }
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
2 X& t7 v0 Y6 [6 MTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 D& B4 a# x( u5 {# G' g4 W# i; CTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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) r% d* e! j5 VI Want to Buy That
; v3 h a6 a, ^+ T3 U* h" uA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." ~; e. ?, F, N
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. c% X7 i4 r2 R
* O3 K. ]: q8 S3 m J0 JThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., X; m8 b- z8 }" s9 ]8 V; ?: F9 B
5 a/ j9 h, s! q& o3 V# M* i$ DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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. H3 I4 w3 k! |Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 w- h* E7 ?7 ^) Q1 x+ X
, B/ b( e. w- D3 S8 Y- g$ R5 cTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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. T0 Z( j+ b2 E! MThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"8 a6 B. Z/ s- |/ e; [2 r
: x9 h- l" z) D. FAre You Really Sure?
! L8 Y9 _0 e7 T% ]5 A4 \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"" G* G, `( E+ R. W
?6 [ Q0 |% ]7 W9 fIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 L1 O9 g, }3 {" H. m
) s2 W8 T- @( |1 ~/ x" qOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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# l/ }* _! U7 P( QThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
( X7 s8 {$ G! u/ NA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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" P" X; W/ o2 G( [' YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.8 H; x: ~/ q/ I0 p
$ y$ d" v8 C* U2 q9 aShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing., p+ ~) p8 Q# ]* h+ I
8 ?5 F0 `7 U! v3 w7 hThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"' ~0 p+ g5 g- @/ B. r$ H4 n- c- v
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