Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
; |* g8 ~/ m4 d/ A: i! YOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

/ E& x+ V" {- r* [! aThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

6 z2 ^, _( O# u. uHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

  d& B$ e  }* M- QFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

& U9 u* M" v0 A* P7 j% \3 p- kThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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7 V" [+ Z; U5 b3 w. v: ?1 r3 T, RThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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  ~) E/ ~  b7 Y' }( TLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

6 Z( z6 b! S* QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

1 c1 c' X& q* A: YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
2 G( z6 k4 l% s; Z6 `# XA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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+ G1 N4 n$ C; f* E2 WThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 S# U: P/ b+ W% h  k! ^" `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

# t$ u* N% S" jSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

) }: [  K' r8 s# WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

  ]: B/ Z, k! N2 m, ~5 aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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7 N5 _/ i; }- q5 X; x& a; U) a" |0 zIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

; w" [2 _; R: Z8 F! PThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
* r' V; q- c/ f* ]$ ZA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

( I. T+ c5 {# R* A% YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

* r! |6 b) y( X. M1 ]7 ]The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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( @8 r9 ]) n4 {1 a' q4 [. R  F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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