Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
- h! O5 `; s% h$ N, i# G. F3 `$ D
- l  Z2 r5 X/ I2 G" n2 O7 AThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
4 g" U! {. [: W) \  ?2 k5 H
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

8 |. T2 Q- m7 }, ~' ]' @/ a) HFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

1 d  L* p' c& t2 {0 s- m4 _( vThe blonde started laughing.

; N9 s5 S! f- ]9 E. V5 NThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
5 Z% B5 |( k  M1 d2 v5 D$ k5 n
9 u8 _2 C# G6 e7 ^This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
& [$ E7 Z0 X6 A9 y+ l: a
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
( t  {5 A+ _% s* j
1 Z8 J4 z/ ?3 i; hThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

0 S: [6 X4 I7 L5 p: _- [" SI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
9 u' z7 j; t) s" K  l4 G
% J: Y4 u7 }+ I5 w4 mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

8 J0 ^2 \6 X# o9 m2 v6 ?" S3 a+ lThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

& E3 e- G+ J6 g( H- u1 `Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
& Q1 o  h# k. P% h8 M
- b; ^3 g" r/ H. [* q% GTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
( z4 I9 ]8 I  [1 O/ P
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
3 w- a" C' y  J
  Z& ^) Z0 y/ U7 l- GThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
3 a, Y( l: t1 lA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
/ \0 G3 D) P4 j5 V
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
9 C) L0 N1 [7 b& j
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
4 `+ w1 x; ^; f/ M: y# N3 F& l; m$ c$ [
5 D' j( m: Z5 _% cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

1 f* W! z3 A7 W; FBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
: S$ G8 ]0 O# f/ {+ M5 `2 q% z7 Y
4 _; g, U; J+ F) o8 D3 hThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

2 _; c; ?: v! L' fShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
+ J& ]3 x" m- z; c) l& l
- z* t+ E4 k, l& U2 ]  Z/ T+ r. gThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

3 S1 t' L, L0 ~  c3 F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁