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Blonde Car Accident
( R5 V( Q c& ^One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car." L2 C, g4 |9 f4 d' m2 n' V8 {
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) Y2 i1 \! Z8 @6 |) g' T9 s
( D; q2 A( D* kFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.6 |+ J& F2 ?' g$ B) X, h
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The blonde started laughing.
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5 Q/ X2 J4 H! CThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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1 s/ k7 R& @- \This time the blonde laughed even harder.4 ^# @( F: f1 K. D( j
8 ?5 v- P0 i/ m2 J2 M- w6 F. q: j6 uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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8 q$ C& D6 d$ uThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 o/ ?9 {1 t7 [% ]2 x j/ D
7 V0 u. }/ `4 ~ J- hRowing Your Boat
8 a& G t# D4 l: `, X- I. X4 bTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( D; w* I; E" y2 \The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!") ?) d3 W4 A8 S% x* |: z4 _
$ f$ F2 }; N" _7 PTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ n1 l. }' u; q: n- \& p
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 Z% G) f. d. g8 GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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4 A& d5 k$ u3 I0 q- J/ k9 }Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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% C+ H3 q' z! sSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.. w5 {. y. Q8 ^, v/ ]- H! V
; f4 o, D0 h0 M+ u" q8 E' Q# i. d* PTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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" s6 f+ G. i6 U/ c, S9 zThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"0 n2 c0 J1 r y( ]% h7 }$ H
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Are You Really Sure?
* H( e+ j! O- \% G) WA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 s2 n' }; N4 q6 ] y/ V6 D
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 F9 {, b3 f1 z% `7 C z! y# b1 B% ]Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"! e& J- k5 m' g7 e5 S& k# x4 b& c
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.": s% C4 S& x; Y7 F8 F- X' t& ]9 [
3 Z9 V5 u' j+ h) R8 [+ i# ]Blonde Sky Divers
% I; f1 \0 I3 s! a4 B% ~A blonde and a brunette are skydiving." E) s; S; A2 ?! [2 J) V/ i
3 F* @3 R. |! P' N- RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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