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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
- Y2 i$ b) y$ R% POne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.5 {! o. k0 W. X. t( n# f; v( h- R8 q
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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8 ]& u8 j5 x3 m6 k. M2 ]: LHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.$ Q$ X8 p$ q7 ^6 q4 \

* K9 t0 @  ?- l' fFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." D# X# K& S0 N$ s
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The blonde started laughing.+ X' G0 j1 v3 D
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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/ ?( K' s, K0 a( g3 Y7 _; BLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.4 O6 o: D0 t) l0 `! c* x9 V

8 _+ q9 x7 O7 h: s* B- CThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny., y" Z# \4 J" O( [' o+ r7 J
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat# j! G; U& m: i: I: Z6 h
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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% c6 C) D7 L& p9 {- ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ J/ e+ ]& t+ @" ~( R3 k
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That2 z/ n2 C! m, T5 R
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." Z3 z* L% k8 K

' b# x/ q& A# h1 `The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.  Q# s1 J" {4 ~6 d  G

$ Y% c& K: o& E: O+ ]. |The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.4 K9 P9 b  l% H
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.  M" x) _' G+ D  k  X7 k; f

( a; U! O0 @2 K+ i4 e' D2 X3 `The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"  N2 d/ R) u5 T" j8 t; d
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?; [8 ?9 W4 V" c: n2 U
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"+ {2 N1 ~+ C  B. s. E9 K; v
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 P; G$ w# C% o5 i  T$ h7 z

: B; `  g: M9 o. |Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.". x6 H2 p- T/ D+ N) u7 x! ~1 h

0 |$ z! G9 Z( l9 b4 wBlonde Sky Divers1 w, J' G, e9 r& x9 e% l3 P" x3 c
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.4 M1 o3 D: X3 ]( b! f# a
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.2 ?5 M" g/ }" _  S, O
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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7 b6 u5 b6 v- N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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