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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
/ C8 [0 M, N3 t8 Q; k& s, XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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* F. W. G0 s5 z  Z: |% ~, nThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.( m, F; Z3 d! l$ M+ h7 n, N
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.. Z8 i: A3 i1 _9 j+ x, G6 x

  K/ i  h/ o) CThe blonde started laughing.- `1 b" ]$ a' f  t. b4 B
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.2 H) ~; A2 h" b- v; C# x1 k; S

9 Z. t! V5 e1 j# ^0 NLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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  t. q/ }* T8 R# E; ^2 mThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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: B9 x$ v5 X9 _- r8 n1 uRowing Your Boat
1 c2 f8 L" Z5 e7 vTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"2 D$ D2 w1 a5 m
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( e: x3 N, C+ V1 r
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I Want to Buy That
- W7 j9 }" U( ^5 h9 t  kA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! p. R- \6 g* Z' Z2 I

% I( F: b& l7 o, o8 \2 lThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 c; K8 j. \. }+ c; WFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.* H6 a: e& @, K/ b* A& }3 r% u
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.2 I" v/ }3 V( g' d  b! |
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!". U. c: ~& k: `8 e: c

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 v% N( K; M/ FOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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2 L" w3 H: q4 d! j- |The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."+ H1 ~6 Y+ |$ |& B0 z( Q9 `

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving." d  u8 n" I; {7 I5 M

. O$ ]* ?3 P* {The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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0 y" {7 D3 S5 v% O  L4 v3 W# ^The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"+ w3 H& d% J+ A! V& V# t

2 B$ u: ]3 s+ K& r' ^  a% `[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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