Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
% A5 T7 Q' j- v; I0 UOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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1 n" j* K' T+ B2 ]The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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- F7 }$ e- i) J' r, a0 SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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0 e! |/ |- Q5 X8 z/ u# `7 b7 Q7 E' C  nThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

+ W$ D2 o7 S, ^3 W9 qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

4 O, W- i# v( }! v# ^( i8 \" z; k0 EThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

( W) x* ?) K5 B! E4 ?: S3 W% wRowing Your Boat
, ~. H8 P5 ?4 v! n1 G4 x, k4 bTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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" U5 s" Q& O1 Q/ r8 MI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

, r% F' R4 V, U7 ]The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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/ O8 k5 U# ~; d1 m: ?& mThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

  O8 s& i6 l5 x  @1 ^: K* Y+ D" hFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

/ s2 q+ y3 s6 CAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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2 g6 Z# ?6 ^* X/ P  ?3 O$ q4 AOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

; ?% Q8 t" S7 t+ YThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
7 ?: e) @+ h5 a9 w7 y0 SA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

5 K2 k8 c& t! v# ^- o; r% a% ^, n! gShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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' m& t* T1 Z$ T0 [% I- _The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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