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Blonde Car Accident
. N+ L" a/ P' k- y+ G7 gOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.* L0 U6 B- }& G
$ R- T8 b7 p/ k/ E* p* v) GThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.) S6 [3 Q% @ B/ l' {/ o: q7 W
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.' _% i: R5 ?8 ~- J0 c* z
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.. R: _) l, V( s: w: B9 ?: N# B5 P, ~1 r
2 y' X( Y3 Z# y" W0 ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.# U+ n- I7 } a7 K! d2 Q
0 M2 ~9 z% Z' p/ wLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 d$ g) |6 B9 u* U( c, r. N
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"/ A9 n6 Y' Z" M
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.3 Y7 t! ]; Y. h9 r0 J, q
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"3 Y5 f5 s! X2 X; z' q
- \% A$ ~! c# G' H3 N8 ZTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 b* N8 _; @1 z2 b( b
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.% g) y& A, e E! v- u/ E/ S' U, E
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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1 C0 d! ^1 A: O2 O2 m& ]( CFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.2 r! q5 W) p3 i6 }. g
4 ?5 F- S8 J* |6 B, WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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1 R, e0 Y$ }0 n6 W1 j9 s. z" w/ n* U7 hThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?", I9 w& C$ j; h) W' t3 I9 m
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ W+ }! e& V; [' x) A+ W
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Are You Really Sure?
3 B' @- F9 B0 d/ q9 y' WA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"4 e7 ?* s* E! @
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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