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Blonde Car Accident, M9 q/ F }, e) E* Z" b' v
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 W# d! G* E4 N2 {2 r$ {
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. P7 @0 L) D1 t
* `$ ~! y2 J, g A4 lHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle./ l, r8 v9 F* p* u2 g$ z, G
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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1 M( E) G7 T- u8 H$ d6 b( \The blonde started laughing./ ?! y: `( h( h- O4 c
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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9 Z: E U. j/ IThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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2 S2 _" a3 K$ o* B1 @$ Z7 A( WLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.. [6 O- M" X7 a& k- _, C; {: V
3 u, I1 K5 x. G, n5 F p2 V. m" ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 R4 s1 _6 m1 KThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.) N# S; Z" }9 F" K* ?
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
2 _4 t+ u% m! o# F6 _A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.4 B+ g& K+ }+ g$ v
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.4 M$ [4 @% A9 [) H. X
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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1 n9 x* H- R' X2 Q, D- n: E1 @Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.1 B3 f k4 q9 {- x0 Q! J8 z
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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5 T" L, {# `; K) vThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"% d1 q' B2 v: u0 F
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Are You Really Sure?
0 p' G* M+ f/ r; z+ `A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 J+ e& D- ~* a& V% x
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% N0 B! B' C: ?( Q
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 p( E- _" l2 r
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Blonde Sky Divers5 }" f4 o! y" Z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.; h4 \( k J4 X9 g. ~
7 J- s g6 h) Q4 s( ?, uThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) k5 o8 _, \ B3 F; \2 E4 ]$ E' w) S
+ Z" I g4 L9 O7 i4 s0 O0 nShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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