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Blonde Car Accident: p0 t2 w: j' X/ H# s
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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" Z4 }' I! h% W; n0 q% l& JHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.& A+ H9 }# u6 |! F% W
/ J$ w9 G2 T' S# fThe blonde started laughing. n- _6 w5 O1 w/ S' b& z8 y. N
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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7 [! M+ ~ B5 `- rLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.2 ]7 s4 p' u7 h3 z8 j; o
7 N- ?- B* `- x' b$ g, uThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 L' R `/ z, Q' A4 F4 j$ O" q
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Rowing Your Boat
! l9 J# z. p/ i2 s0 l: s) \Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat." {; T) S9 [, ?; b9 J
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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$ H% a$ O/ S5 v+ ?To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."1 K, @8 w4 A: m! y7 e% W* s3 j$ b
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I Want to Buy That- p6 Z( O% K9 i- V- u4 ~
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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/ @% l! B4 N+ z4 f7 c; FThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.6 l- T( [" R. ?, l
* d! }6 P% C5 ~0 p3 uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# A- ^+ b% n' T" m1 z
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" v; z0 E6 F2 F- e. n- \3 C, oSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* e0 e4 S* J b% B/ T) qTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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9 N* I1 R9 w9 t; z1 { s3 z8 DThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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' S8 w y7 U9 B; ^4 lAre You Really Sure?8 e& @; A' _5 Q0 o' d8 Z- }
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 i4 O* u% w4 p8 x# W# f4 Y, M
7 Z3 ~9 v$ Z$ n M2 X* lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." G7 V9 O( y7 L9 N/ \6 G
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 Y3 `" p. g" Y5 p- a
; y+ a( k% q5 e" oThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# c. u% l& _4 q, `0 `/ e: L
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Blonde Sky Divers
# W; a2 x- K$ X% H1 F( \$ iA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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* U- ^# t1 ^# g; n8 j+ vThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 n+ S8 j" j0 A/ c$ v* M( _% }6 MThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 h% [% ^8 Z4 m; ~0 N
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