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Blonde Car Accident: y7 R. m- [' I5 n* a e8 \
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.0 @; X1 Y5 G) S7 Q, _
( \2 X0 D7 t( t X6 JThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.' ^. i/ F& Y* E. n
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.: O0 c: E) }/ [3 R' V* |/ m
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The blonde started laughing.7 O) L$ p+ ^" D, }& S9 e1 K4 v: s9 H
& H/ U( V! ~5 d8 GThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.( s7 B0 ]1 o0 W/ y, c8 d
( w: i$ b+ F( a2 { M% \6 rThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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) S% g; y7 q7 F& S) _& l. l6 M9 rLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat, U* a a8 J$ C) u( B) K1 o
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."! p( y# F4 G: D
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I Want to Buy That
1 M5 ]$ A0 p: j5 [4 {* @A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.3 ]; U$ y* e, g2 {' N) t
/ G( a5 U9 a% S/ N0 ]2 ?0 H% FThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.. U. D0 ]2 P- h' f, z; B
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.- t8 r* b: l) Z7 y3 t u
: L, P: z) }; K1 U1 pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.' I D* s9 z" \) A
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 t: t0 o u, U$ I3 S4 ^* \# R. L
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.0 p/ J/ |5 n: c& m% }; G
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
# v( m4 M' E. m7 {9 n, nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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. O+ P8 p" c) E5 }; C7 TIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 ^0 j: b; s& u: [3 T
; Q8 x5 H$ h1 D" k" G9 `Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?", D9 b7 M2 Q6 u' O) Y
6 F2 Q, Z5 y, l, \1 MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."" o; K* L" R; r$ E
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Blonde Sky Divers0 J) h. S; {0 m) z( C/ r2 v6 h
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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7 ]" T# g+ I) eThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.7 b6 [( B: T8 k a& ]
/ Y2 ^! i; Y( z/ \. _# LShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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* T3 J! F5 ~* t" J/ yThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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