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Blonde Car Accident
2 }% S ?. a3 r1 ~7 r8 s8 z0 xOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 _/ D8 M4 t% i& P
+ k- r/ x4 p5 g% o' u3 t4 UFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.; t9 X% ?; E+ K' T! B Q3 k. z2 m7 s
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The blonde started laughing. P& ~" \9 D; i! o, u1 r2 F( g
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) d6 k4 l; H0 A3 V& D
0 \. D) j7 R, FThis time the blonde laughed even harder.1 s% E) @! Q8 p t
1 l8 K4 Y; w$ ~: l- w5 j1 z3 f: b2 aLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 _$ t: [4 {" _% ]" N2 Q
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.5 j8 `- |9 V# F8 N! \
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat! |! H( q/ c4 d7 K
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: L$ H5 o) O0 W5 k+ E
+ s; ~, L. z2 I x, r, qThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" k9 ?) y5 M4 i4 C9 {+ a5 K0 C+ Z
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ y P" d! G; y4 G% ]6 l4 q) S
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.7 N6 V( |1 t5 \8 \
, M a+ F4 I: u0 }& Y1 b- KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 ~6 _; W7 ~+ ^7 y
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( b h8 u$ [: n& ?7 s
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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: f! j1 q, e* }6 ]: U; e2 KThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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3 m& {/ h9 R% p. R1 I" ?( P7 D7 GAre You Really Sure?% i m v C N3 }1 z7 ?# z
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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7 B# R& Y/ t, p5 _5 YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 J1 G) ]" O0 S H/ _
' R( i8 M5 U9 u: _8 C9 u6 |Blonde Sky Divers
& [0 e; E( g. t: d$ [6 a0 x% sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 I: a' w0 e, j. f' r# R( h& ]+ B
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.% ~& H! m# h. w2 L* y9 l
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing./ W& {* X5 `, s$ n) W8 I
7 H% p7 t5 Q. xThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"7 G7 d3 @! V0 s" z
% g2 B/ K; g2 A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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