Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
! L; e& {/ W5 `) p4 eOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

5 a6 ?5 t: Q3 X6 @He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

# R: Z5 z2 l1 r( f% nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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& p( D6 O' M0 t1 ZThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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- W2 P+ c' G0 H8 ~9 VThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

. G8 @1 `. K1 e3 uThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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! A1 ]& E4 v( M5 j1 u; I0 C! lThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

" p) ~( w* c) WTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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1 x* P5 F1 N4 d* VI Want to Buy That
. `" D0 j  I5 |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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" c# \4 n0 a( |( N# O5 XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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8 C. K0 b1 N8 e( g' I. GSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

. v0 N# J  U* ^& KThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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# P" I) A- [% G' i2 ]* u& p7 \The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
6 G5 ?  E2 a+ tA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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6 F! N! W' P& @( A) K! t7 z( QIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

! O' N! t" W% ^4 w2 q6 t( B8 T3 R( zOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
1 c, `0 t5 t) w! c- vA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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0 Q& A6 S# n. `: `" X4 k; }She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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- i% Y0 ^3 g9 i( JThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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