Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
+ R& |9 X  K( [% L, S+ R0 S1 `One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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" M7 n4 v, s) w5 m1 A- pThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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4 [/ }! g* Q8 t7 A: b- LFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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" ]1 A. U4 G, z8 P6 y  zThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

* ^( d; z/ |6 f& H7 V% K8 {8 qLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 e( S% X$ Z$ rThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
$ t3 i3 q2 F$ z9 NTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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. Q$ R( G* m9 i$ V3 \5 W! o. b' LI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

9 J* B/ s& K& e- hThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

" `" p4 U/ }4 [2 G7 _" X) Y+ XThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( s# ~: |1 m2 J+ x: GThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

4 F; b' n7 B2 H: s3 IThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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6 b) o5 X- H8 u, E6 rThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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( a  _1 H* }9 }2 [* X7 k- \4 [# R# gBlonde Sky Divers
4 t! o) h8 b, ~. u% sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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/ T8 M5 P& }/ U- e! M! s8 n+ hThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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