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Blonde Car Accident" b/ I. Z3 W, ~% |
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. a E4 P7 n K" l7 K7 |0 {2 G9 K: p) }
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.( t/ d$ A. ?8 h/ F5 s! p
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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# c) t& \" y3 T+ x% X3 I* ^ ~ UThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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! ~' M) O3 |% S# R/ |This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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/ A/ x2 s$ G, f, \& \3 @0 R) ^' TLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" p- x0 E5 ?& d/ N8 A6 i
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Rowing Your Boat
: {0 m* p. D; G+ o: G- |. h% I3 R( VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That* u& P. c# F1 u4 Y& o- A: {. v% b t9 J
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 I% Y$ h1 O$ V) H/ C# C3 Y
& N# E, W0 P' ]) x7 @The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 I& R5 F; b! ~6 r
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* T' i) \9 `, G4 v+ ^1 Y/ h
0 a" P$ ?6 k; S/ q) V) {7 ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. r: ~: H5 s& Y* l: A; @) r; \
2 p* }( r0 i* w8 USure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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! }# G8 \' z! \# J/ e% _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.4 z" T0 T! D x- O
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"0 d. C3 G# L& t/ V
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"6 @- _4 c" M: f" \& i
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Are You Really Sure?, X& `, L: J4 ^4 ~
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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# [* L& B# i/ V( JIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."* r0 F& E$ g3 U! b# P @0 }
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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; X3 p+ u- g" M4 w. }The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."( w- E3 Z/ e1 M" Y& P) l3 l
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' x) D! @2 ?! @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. I$ |8 F0 t6 O$ ?0 n% G8 R" T
" b/ C6 w$ m( ? L. LThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.7 m. Y1 M2 a3 Y7 i; E1 K
( c& n7 m# g; W1 I" ]7 v- kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.6 I: c$ H x. B' R/ d, |9 V& a$ h9 t
, A& d- O4 \. v2 l" kThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& c3 E2 z" s/ G4 I% a$ L
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