Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

0 U0 @  F) c/ i" {The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

4 j) q) ^, D/ V# W/ G, a* O1 DThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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# c/ a  k) G# x  w7 sThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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6 D9 t( t3 ~' A: `/ HLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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0 m  V5 Y8 e1 h5 H" u8 r9 O0 xThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

! _) ^. w3 K: M! S; z, |* P( }The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

# C9 u- @+ f& ^Rowing Your Boat
  |. @% i9 S- o: h- B# n8 D7 iTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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6 f* L1 F' D6 f" D$ W4 ZI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

/ ]6 q- g8 a% vThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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( t: T  b% n. f# h! y0 O4 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

. ^1 s! Y+ g% w( U1 vFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

9 @  Y3 L" n2 A, xTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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- i( F* ?/ r) l& X1 ?The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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! C% ]7 u. n1 P, j( h, R# `Are You Really Sure?
0 A% w: V: s) y$ X# ~! p% j3 j* hA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

- h2 b; _. m1 {/ ^! mIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

% H, o, Q% Z" {+ q$ |" fOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

/ o. s! f2 z* [/ E9 ]% ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
5 p% [: b+ w: i. I3 DA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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. w& y" m4 J$ T' E& h. \$ N5 g  lThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

8 @* j7 B& `2 Y; u8 Q" n[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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