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Blonde Car Accident
a* n# s5 ?! w6 e& M* n# B" x2 Q8 iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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3 m! e9 l# y" o+ kThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.( `. s0 o# x; x! G
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle." t$ i( t8 }* M. u! u
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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" o& \- d' u; O# P7 i) ?The blonde started laughing./ Q% S2 j. B9 Q
# V: |) Z1 E$ @, m2 KThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.4 w& D9 O3 C) \3 h1 L
3 T* v6 G0 t- X6 G2 HThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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& c5 _2 S- g& u& D, rLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.6 P: j: a+ L8 S% y
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.5 b! h+ d# }1 C1 r' {6 A1 m/ L, ]0 X
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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( g" ~( o. {6 u2 z fRowing Your Boat
: z4 Z/ S+ k2 Z" o: {- jTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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6 r l! u8 r6 V+ s" f7 c0 cThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."7 T B5 i' h3 l b- f) Q
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I Want to Buy That4 e+ I9 n# i3 } e; ]9 D3 E
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. }/ v" J% a6 mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.) e2 Y% F9 c7 L" P6 ~- @6 r2 x5 Z
% v0 l! P) @! h! z" BFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time./ K+ ^7 K# v' u
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.4 n3 F( L1 s: ?$ @
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"1 ?+ K5 A* i" j* N5 `+ E/ H* w
6 h: D5 [3 W: c( c, F( BThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure? c. u8 }# [& D( S, z% ]% i
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?", B# k% D4 H% m- ~
: m/ l6 k# D( }% }' _In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"* m8 N' U6 y0 O3 J6 J' f+ A
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ w: Q* k- q; |$ k4 B$ {
/ D7 \* W; u6 J$ R$ ^0 sBlonde Sky Divers& |1 @8 \4 `/ x% X0 O2 U# z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.* `) Q* ^ w- ]/ h
?1 X* h3 I/ p3 c6 cThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"7 }) L4 g: E0 r+ e/ |3 N/ Y
$ m( h5 T; J! G. c e[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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