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Blonde Car Accident
) m; R. e4 [8 kOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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) T' d: Z$ V* _4 x5 r! h, {The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 K! L+ L$ o+ I& p7 IHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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. t7 y3 g$ i9 H% r- YThe blonde started laughing.% i0 s8 |% \. i
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) f( H. K5 k; a# G% J
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.) h3 A. s$ ~$ N9 V! k
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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7 X" o# H0 e+ [2 y w! e3 ]& f$ OThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat/ U* d' B) L1 `' D7 e: L+ r Q
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" [, s. J; y3 C2 j/ i
' ?% J- J- W( ]6 UTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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& j: J2 e/ ^7 T# n6 GI Want to Buy That
$ _2 ?3 E0 p) ~1 D; A! I z1 NA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.+ m' K) ^# ?0 v) Z$ u- C& {) u
. F+ _/ |" B7 T+ q5 qThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black., y0 J' N1 S* A7 Y5 u1 V E3 u
0 Q6 v) ~) J% t1 w: m, }The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.$ O6 T! Y" u: R$ M6 d
& K* l/ @3 y4 N6 q" N& c% oFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.9 V4 G3 v! f h: J, D
6 l4 h" f# j( ^ T2 m- w( qSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. V; r3 [7 p2 r4 W, [+ nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.* _! D# Z* Q3 H6 @. S% f
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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* B* ` ]7 i& l5 g" J# fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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: F! b5 \& [1 \( e+ SAre You Really Sure?$ U* R8 s* s# J0 ~+ a! ]6 [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 s* Z5 S) a" X. K5 t3 |
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."2 }- p8 E) Q; q$ j& @
+ d1 M% f' p. F) ^3 T( ~! ^Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"4 G* E# E( C, Y6 S. \
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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3 u' R' H$ S. f4 uBlonde Sky Divers4 E* o, P/ Z+ b V
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.0 a) \# M2 |4 ]& R
- o. L3 ?- ~4 G# |+ wThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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: ^* K! d- N+ u) I# GShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"% z! h% o4 b# _ l
+ K* O" Q) v9 I0 o[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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