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Blonde Car Accident5 M9 D# H9 Z8 Q9 p9 P5 s0 I! f
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 _( V- U1 [; o0 {
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 Z0 ^! R, }/ M) Z
+ s- @( g, v! C2 y: D+ n U9 SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 a* w9 O1 L8 n8 @: \
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.. n2 K% ?1 r G7 m
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.6 ~& S# N( h/ B6 w( g! u
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.7 U l, t4 e, P. Y" {
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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/ s7 \* w0 A7 K; F* V. H6 lThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!": z: R9 s8 R! `7 ?
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Rowing Your Boat
- R4 K; W0 x: C" E6 LTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" {* M4 L. ]3 x) qThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ ~$ p0 U- c9 L, c) R
) u) E6 Y u$ zTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( {: _% u. A* @" W
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I Want to Buy That
/ A+ h0 j9 p3 I' aA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.- L Y" t) |7 h
Q) \0 j: K5 v6 {9 C, ?The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.- N) p" V i4 i$ A# E8 z' k
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.4 J5 |+ l- w# K2 Z+ O" S0 K9 k
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. K% C5 I9 w" r; \+ LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.& i7 V3 ^2 N) R( ?7 n) |
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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& K1 {$ l2 h7 cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' L r& `; Z: h- H( R. p* h
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Are You Really Sure?2 {+ Q/ ~+ J. X& n2 W m0 z1 |/ f
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?": v) E: i) j( K! J# b
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.". r8 N( g4 _1 M
7 N( h7 `. G+ C7 G3 H9 A A1 bOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 Z' P1 q. }2 N0 @! t! ~$ {
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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8 d, [7 y! h3 `8 K) mBlonde Sky Divers
9 s! E4 r0 u& j F, ~, m" v9 pA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. W2 [5 x8 j5 G& Y% ?
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.2 D; I0 y1 T; l5 Q3 K9 e
. V8 t3 ]% B. ^She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.) j6 Z4 J$ |+ ^( e- i
# Y! m" B' S# P9 R+ L, ~- oThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"4 _ H) }! M; M/ M! {" c! q5 ?
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