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Blonde Car Accident
" R- a' D2 e. X" Q' bOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) u- {6 T' a" [( ]
* Q$ A* U: k8 w4 kThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! S* c3 j) I3 g$ \9 i) ~
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.& N0 U7 w$ w% I5 d& f! T; T2 k
8 t# s9 i- r- e! ?4 @Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.# S6 A9 B; v6 U# f" {" h
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 B, w& d' ?" ~
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.5 n( ]- A8 @2 O, j0 u( z+ G
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.$ l" x' b0 ~7 U& _' r: n$ U
* R/ b9 e( r1 c% f+ k. J0 `( D7 U& iThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.6 T! ]( P& P; O4 T
% Q8 I; r2 V$ _: O6 rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"* D) Q0 s8 G2 ] v/ C. q
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!") X" P; ^& H6 W
L, q7 f# z1 [To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
. T" q( m% \7 m; O5 {A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# b4 t$ ^( w; m& T" u
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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0 I6 W2 m% V# X. }- z" m0 dFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! _! U! Z' a1 J
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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& `' U# I/ w8 g& b. W+ fTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") j. }8 X3 c6 D7 r1 |/ u. C% T& c
5 d9 {2 l8 Y) u6 O5 B5 R" tThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"! a c# U! m% d5 ?/ L) V* s
7 \% O- J, `* B9 U6 s+ w9 F6 AAre You Really Sure? Z# D; B. s+ |$ ?# }# n
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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+ k+ D8 ]$ K- F u) C4 j/ COur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."0 s4 |+ f: E9 s! P' u
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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- d; E5 Z5 ? W- n4 a' ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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# |+ X. T% E2 j D; Q% y+ iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"* L& p- h) s1 P' r
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