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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
/ f: f% C4 w" X/ ^( n8 d+ J# @One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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: l: L7 l& t* I" q& C+ E$ JThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.4 c# ?" M1 L9 _, b' {( t
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.2 @; I# \5 u- k) \; }' j

5 I8 m" B2 {; p& D& |This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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# Y& X1 |/ s: Y) ]Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.% Z( |: w$ d8 N6 i/ V7 F- i
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.2 a# x9 B/ S/ r; [3 l$ R2 m- H

" f$ J9 s8 C# X7 VThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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" h7 G4 ~' W7 \# x2 YRowing Your Boat, n* Q7 l4 M6 i, V$ ~
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.$ g) d" r: R9 r7 n- M: J- b6 c  {
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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9 B+ [) ~: e+ C# A/ S9 dTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."8 t* k: B7 Q8 b5 \" O
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I Want to Buy That
& q, F/ m- p! C% ?: nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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  Z6 m8 [2 c% u. ]& }$ Y* }The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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6 p6 M: |% }" N7 F: z9 lThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- h2 T9 o+ b' g' S2 B- X$ @0 NFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." U9 X4 q% p. d! n  Q& ]

; W/ A: J+ V2 |5 KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 ]/ n5 P; u6 d4 f/ p* i# u& \The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"& S# V+ a1 M* f, s9 {
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ O" R) a% m- N1 w  r

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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. M$ @# r$ K  aThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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9 ~/ q( Y: v4 s# {3 k( D' iBlonde Sky Divers
6 H% d. S6 l* c4 z& y9 VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving., `& K; K5 g1 l" z6 ?5 Y

7 F, v9 i9 r* D8 w+ L( cThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.6 x1 D) o- ~; e/ c" j0 P
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.4 e/ e" {2 Y6 X( h% k0 s

9 y' N; b9 o! ?4 AThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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