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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident( w- B; E; e1 O; T8 O7 \8 w
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 U6 `9 @; l3 L' p- i: S# X
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.2 m2 T4 ]" L7 c+ R5 r7 C1 _
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The blonde started laughing.( S2 U; z2 m. m$ G+ j2 M6 F

6 K5 j1 Y% D5 B3 K" ]This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.0 V0 w9 A# l0 P9 z$ `
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 o. J; G+ r, x4 ]% V  b. v  ?The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!": Z9 M7 O2 B7 n% g0 }
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Rowing Your Boat& _' e1 D( m- B1 _8 c3 J
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
5 C$ Q8 J- J# r9 s# K8 }4 _A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.6 Y% o( ~3 \" c  O: ?4 L% k: [

* `* t8 T, C: J  R+ \The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.' Q- d, D' m2 @( X/ o0 U
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! n* P$ j( N8 p( IThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"  ]7 {% v) N& l6 T) u! f" z
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"( b8 Q5 p* y; T4 h7 S  n$ ?8 v

' N8 A+ D: D9 S* j8 o# b) TAre You Really Sure?& l# x  c1 s4 E6 E. V, X' b0 E
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 p5 N1 s7 @+ m$ c

; o* [1 K' s9 j6 n7 [, _In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% a1 z. ~( t  R

7 R5 L7 m- n; Y( ^Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' T! J" W1 t1 E; ?; }, ~5 B

5 q9 z; {3 V2 X( C8 L3 FThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.3 p0 [5 o$ @# x6 A' t" N
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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