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Blonde Car Accident( }; m& e/ {: I5 U- i* W. W1 ?# X
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 [) k2 w) U/ \$ |1 _2 t2 h
! [; |9 k) \$ hThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.6 [% K* A4 H$ A# f- u. M. t
* y/ M+ Z" [2 w* F9 h' {He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 g9 r/ i1 n4 q; ^* u6 e% {
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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& C9 v, Z8 @. ~4 T3 dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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5 H, Q8 }( F: y; u7 KLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.8 D# N7 S8 W6 i# ?$ [; g) S! v
+ d1 M# U m- c" l( WThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 C( _) Q+ R) m5 a1 D+ B
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Rowing Your Boat
& C( d- H& |1 Y4 v7 {, [Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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' e, L6 `, ^- Q( U: g+ ]6 `4 w2 z* D& ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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( `8 c0 D5 K. _To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."9 n% R* ^* `8 s
4 [& Y& {* n' k" f2 y1 ZI Want to Buy That
3 b3 z) [+ b7 y, jA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! v' y2 l5 S! ~
. D J$ v1 x( _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 Y4 Q. l! j8 s: {0 cFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.$ P: X4 j1 q1 V& A* l) H& l
v# t4 l2 A7 ]+ }: ^: nSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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( r# F+ {: E( r0 ITo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 ^+ w- S( T$ R" Z( b1 H# t1 @8 Q
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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/ F# q: g* i5 A8 b: |1 {; ?! bAre You Really Sure?# c( d# ]0 A* `4 [9 @6 K* r4 E2 v9 q$ a
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" w* v4 f% r4 t) A$ n4 u; pIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 _0 S" O1 ]4 K" b& yOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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0 O6 a+ W# K1 O0 [3 [" VThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."' R, Z1 j7 B) }5 ] E- U7 G
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Blonde Sky Divers1 \/ N8 K, _9 ?/ \- y
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.7 T; x, x1 m9 b# D( e
/ r6 E k( ?3 T/ ^# }* ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 |$ w6 O5 U1 c# zThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?". w: u+ F$ b; M2 o
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