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Blonde Car Accident5 [8 V7 ]4 z# G3 s- w. h
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 f4 `2 F) V( a8 AThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.# R- l+ l8 Q- b! E) N
4 [$ O# B2 I6 C2 q. M0 NHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.- t; k# W5 X9 Z3 Q7 w( ~5 | Y1 [
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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% ?8 @$ u" @& L. l/ Y5 Z* I; Q' wThe blonde started laughing.1 C, ]# Q5 F6 ~; b; \& e
! G- `! g% d) R( hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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1 g- \* \0 n0 }! [2 Y: k1 @This time the blonde laughed even harder., S* i6 {5 t& I# w
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.7 }3 L5 } U: q- _
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"& p2 U8 k( D* |( b& l1 b
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Rowing Your Boat
" R* M) Q2 {2 B1 TTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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$ m: x0 T4 R L5 u2 xThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That0 ~1 T: t6 K6 l. ?
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner., Y, Q! J2 `0 V! O& @/ T
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.7 F1 L. M2 ]; ?: M
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 P' w* x+ C; x, b- o: L
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- m6 ^: W( O7 L: A8 w8 ~
! c3 t# F, D V2 iThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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( y/ L$ p' ?& G0 d8 a, k4 E# MAre You Really Sure?
" J5 D$ e; r3 @1 T/ |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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. x& U9 J% h( J6 {9 {" s, l# AIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."1 w8 k2 ^- X# ^& H: a5 T
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Blonde Sky Divers
; I' L0 [, ^& ^6 [$ MA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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9 B) F \! W/ r: a+ @7 z: PThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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) q) \" C' e8 D; A( JShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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; h7 s( I D7 |' n* c! ]The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"' u4 c4 ^8 r8 l: A1 F$ O! T, k1 u
% O6 H- |; a6 z; }" e[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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