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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident; }  a& \  b0 E& |" t0 a/ b
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.# b) m4 q# A0 n# W3 d& y; }" d+ ]0 k
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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5 N. W2 u7 o9 k& B0 R& M8 rFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.$ Z8 U0 ^4 X# o
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.# ^9 F! @/ i7 f* S8 F
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.1 d- E) t  ]; e! }/ A
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.# N  W0 c, P# n( H! {  G' i

9 O$ Z( g% ~( y; pThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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0 g) I4 Q6 n! l( B* ^9 ?' T, ZThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 ^+ A& @; O6 U& R! fTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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; F' T# b& @2 ~, BI Want to Buy That
: n3 a3 \+ t4 @5 |5 ?+ ^$ tA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner./ R9 k2 j$ B! r9 `) W$ O
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.7 i% r2 N! \7 h1 W3 }2 T1 ~- h

0 l( p1 s, U" @6 q" A- k3 `) ?Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 b9 Z# M: B4 U. ^: Y& m) X$ _

/ J% J0 C; O4 u. KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?", J: u7 A3 n/ Q4 l6 j' k8 \

6 g& C5 F5 i3 x" @$ MThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!", U1 F3 {0 k+ n! I: g

% h7 p; M, z0 y6 s3 tAre You Really Sure?
/ n0 X: @6 R' f3 Y) }, ZA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 V2 j; M3 U  _) [4 f- A+ C
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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! v1 P: c2 F( K  K3 BThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ F. U) a  H) `$ r
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Blonde Sky Divers
) ^9 f' F* Z/ h6 b; q- F0 I( jA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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6 F# y. |, `- o+ ~3 r. d* r% yThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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; x6 M5 b& @8 v5 t  ]She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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) b6 P- i8 c9 b0 e- ~) cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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6 I+ f& q) m* n# d+ [# [[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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