Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
# n- Z8 T" ~- ^" T* s! e! HOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

; P' |; c* @* RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

$ q; _+ T5 t6 i( e' QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

9 J6 }* @0 h' `! t6 sThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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: B; d/ h# E" N8 tRowing Your Boat
/ N3 l( K/ `0 Q- H2 `8 b% {2 S) Z! Q5 ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

2 a# Q6 `0 l9 V4 O' _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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. C7 y. ~- U5 r/ Y# @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

" J! V: q" T8 o7 r& X3 o4 N. s$ VFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

1 I7 x3 C, @. o: a7 X0 I6 B1 ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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; T+ w1 s( e/ D8 ZThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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) l, g: I; q1 h  K1 l# kThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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, `1 Y* ]; t! T' E: UAre You Really Sure?
! Z* S6 ]8 o1 n: R' VA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

* H; n1 ]: T. s; j0 nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

9 n9 o9 g1 }% U* _  f$ M& k# _  U# pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

/ [, U% M8 D$ E/ V3 gThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

' J3 a2 @3 B1 V7 U( _The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

0 L& V# }: H  H; `$ g  MThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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# Z4 s6 V1 o' t: E# r$ K. A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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