Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

) l$ |+ ]: b; SThe blonde started laughing.
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4 A* K- D8 C- mThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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' o3 S8 C- N! H. d' Y7 ~This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

. r1 t! x* l) M) S6 A; T6 ~* d& dThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

" o+ h% h/ `  x5 N$ o' Q: k5 cThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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) e1 n% n3 I  R  [- Q- z1 HRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

; P: o$ s% ]$ l2 S3 D5 e4 n9 GThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& @2 P+ ^- W$ d# D4 ^+ J, DTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

5 }' B: x4 T9 |# Z- l6 mI Want to Buy That
- A! u. R- h7 v8 W6 `" OA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

0 \1 H7 G. p( OThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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1 b/ O% g5 t) J& D( m6 R7 ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

1 h9 I. C; x; VIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& e# r. y' D, g; POur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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/ I9 Y) t+ p3 w2 MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

' G# ]4 q  |' w9 Y- `  aBlonde Sky Divers
( @$ C" h- F& N# Y, T2 C* P5 |' XA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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0 R8 V5 r3 A+ z3 s* D' {The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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6 e0 s! L  G( c, z3 DShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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. a0 A* c  u1 JThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

- H( V8 R# q4 C4 j" k[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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