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Blonde Car Accident
- f6 W! \5 c6 I! F& qOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( ~# E; w6 @) EThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.8 A7 P: O% Z8 Y9 l* X
: S% w: f/ q1 @+ C ^4 m& H, NFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.2 `/ T3 _; M1 j/ N# Z" N! K" d
, F% A2 N) W9 i0 d* N aThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.* h- k- W* v5 @" w a
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.# m; |# a- Z1 v3 a9 k; Z' |* `
5 Y- C' {% _6 HThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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2 j# s/ E/ \( {7 H, XThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"+ z u2 V) ~* G8 I7 A
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Rowing Your Boat6 h9 R2 f% l( t. p- B% \
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.8 t3 |4 Y5 U* y$ m2 R q! T
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", ^% G9 Y3 m ]) B9 A3 R' q
: n/ ^, }- t1 R2 }7 H" _To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ I W/ a% _7 F* E! m6 Y9 Q% j
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I Want to Buy That
! C9 k F9 z% o1 e1 q6 uA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." }2 g4 O4 `! {, x! ~
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.% p- J+ Z9 F }
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.) H& Y$ G$ k. C* L! }! J
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. Z( { s% v Y* X1 i
x3 y. z; F$ I. g. ]- |7 F, Y6 ETo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.7 C" W. I+ z1 K- ^6 S* K& ?
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ h: k' i" U. i" D% G' v7 u2 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"& n; g6 U# X) ]7 x
/ {0 y5 } P+ o( \. R8 N2 F! |Are You Really Sure? ^; I5 X' c+ ~; P2 C* w! e2 Y
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.") E( Q6 Q, c* J) T& u3 c/ e
Z! Z3 {/ Q/ h# [' xOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
Y, Z5 Y* i. O0 d$ x: t- ] K0 o( ^A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.$ J9 C9 l% I$ c8 p# r. s
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.5 ~: ?5 ^, G0 d3 ~2 p
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.) |2 K3 ~( Z3 x3 B+ p
$ y4 z$ m# Y3 z% M9 tThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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