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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
( X$ L4 X3 g" wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 @! D6 ?( U1 l) t1 g4 _
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.& D7 @% s  d% |
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires., R! O9 H% V0 h* m8 S  ?. d

/ C8 x& a: f0 }: F$ uThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.2 L; [5 l/ d: G
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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1 i4 y- b9 R2 W  m9 TThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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# E2 [5 ?- w+ z3 X4 H4 kTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.0 i+ _  @" W0 d. h

' L6 X7 D# @' P2 cThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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. e& [! x% d) N' j+ x& s: iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
  n; H$ @' z# u! T5 }# LA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.( U* [& D& I9 Q6 U- ?3 b

7 i; \7 ]1 j. \( g) A- mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black., q2 t5 `4 r2 V' |9 q. s5 K" U

; F3 ]! [& z) \. FThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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0 K- \# M5 ~) M& mFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.' \( T" c; p: ]4 Y

* M" P' }& T( [0 STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 ~7 j" I3 ^! G% [The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"( v5 y, d0 q% b5 |8 Z% C6 E
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"! K8 s$ P0 t, [6 Q$ R4 B

3 {2 _2 K5 t6 }, N8 s" ?- B+ \- UIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.") \: U- O* X+ o" q$ Y/ r' W; ]  c
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". O$ u$ {3 D, l( s' Q. R9 C: V
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."4 o* F' h0 S' W, d

8 M! E1 A! }8 T# u4 \5 y4 _# y# gBlonde Sky Divers
1 j( N! x8 @* n/ Z( QA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.% k8 n( R7 ?, u" x0 C2 ]& i! d

9 F: p; O0 ^5 X% h* ~  a: q0 LThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 L% A  \4 _  U8 j0 K" KThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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