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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
0 w0 m2 A5 n- b: J) qOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ y5 N  g# }8 H& l# f
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 D% l  ?) O( c3 l2 B
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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6 x$ w, X- I& s' D3 Q8 ]; e; mThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.& A! Z* D, [  K

' x5 h- w9 X0 l' y3 L! {0 i6 {Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.# T' M0 a8 L- c% s
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 F& b* T% x& R: ^) A

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  W' l9 l8 q0 ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.( t! }! t1 }# ^

. ~) G, Z+ e2 Q/ K$ QThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"6 S/ J0 I* p7 r3 R- M- e
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
* o3 N! g$ b$ z) f. B, ^A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.7 {# t6 \) y' X0 Y  f" \

# i  B' `. t9 o8 m" x  pThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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! r+ n! y9 B% Q4 d8 ?5 u% t8 ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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  S, q9 D# r. E2 O( r- HTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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0 F9 V0 l! i; r; q; y& R$ `8 bThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"% G; @* p' o' Z
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Are You Really Sure?0 K* m1 P. `1 T
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" I, p/ v# c- k: CIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 e5 T; a: ^! F
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") U* L2 U6 s+ }% O% I: P+ f

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.7 Q2 k. H6 c6 I& C7 _
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ h7 v, s9 t& [3 @8 `; K9 s- C
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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