Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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3 i" X# S: U: |He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

( I& {+ @; s' s: ?+ A( NThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

, Y8 I7 @3 [5 u9 ~1 {$ cRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

# l) y' _& l! N7 fThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
2 B" ]9 Z3 a) c9 b) [5 UA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

1 c) R& Y# z$ m& k. W% u4 A! w- Y9 QThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

4 G& g* e* Z9 j, STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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# x. U2 |" n. ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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/ ~5 T: e7 z7 a4 ~! ^& ~: v! gAre You Really Sure?
) @) p# g8 X9 w1 C, gA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

9 f. D, i% R0 J# x6 t4 d4 I) Z9 }In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, Z) e- ^4 z: O! dThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ }0 O& F6 Y% J; Z# i# i. N1 FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

6 r0 U8 ^: x6 j$ @2 u4 \2 R/ VShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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