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Blonde Car Accident
1 C* S% V2 j# }/ {8 G1 ?3 }: zOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) ^1 _; Y( c3 p" S! ^. a- t" d
! X* [% B8 t( |5 \9 k, wThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! Z5 C/ f% R4 l" Y' k
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.# g- y7 u* I, x# L6 g' v
7 f2 A6 I1 y) S8 I8 |Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.: O2 o4 C F# u/ m) P0 T& \
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The blonde started laughing.9 F5 m& L' v% l0 |1 @4 M
/ u! A/ l3 m7 U# o9 {This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., f! ^6 H0 Z" I- ^/ _
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.' D" P. h# ~( v3 b
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.2 V3 M% z3 W; f
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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$ ^9 a7 i* Y/ \Rowing Your Boat
9 c3 y( e9 J1 y) ^+ @Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.) P: J( Q) w \
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". ?! J, c2 M* m$ O7 s) S
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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) V5 h) ?8 x0 B8 vI Want to Buy That/ b4 s9 d( L0 H( A4 R
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.* {2 y% t0 c9 p! n1 N( @0 i% a' b
/ ]: o( ^! B: M$ h6 b5 @% a+ BThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 @5 G; S. d$ t1 `3 F
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.( I$ _/ H, |, W, P
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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5 d0 k9 K6 Q4 [% H% X$ w" J& M; gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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- ]2 G8 s' u) [' W7 LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.% k$ Y' ?% m/ T1 C
2 X- R, ^. C+ a" n7 ^The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"; r- s9 u+ _$ L+ C% a6 @7 P# K: f
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
6 H3 F( u* j1 Z8 L. eA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.". L& P3 P8 q$ F' _5 x2 E& Y1 A4 |
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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0 T% i( G$ x- j6 Z/ D; WThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers3 [8 O6 ~; d" E2 y9 J8 _ o; J+ T
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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: I4 [( w' Q G9 Z$ E0 |The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& z \# g+ G# R8 M) g& L) q' r. ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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1 _ @6 a4 Z0 l) B# G1 r- aThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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& @7 X" K* k$ S7 y2 B; J0 P; G[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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