Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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4 w% H; B1 e5 |( a7 }' @He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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* e% _) N' ~+ F% Z& Q5 C/ m$ RFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

: h+ q/ E7 k2 S6 aThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

" g1 \" j  \9 U2 oThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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$ o3 f+ P5 t9 U7 R5 f$ f: PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

) a7 L/ x) R$ [& @! NThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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! V3 C+ ?' y$ C4 H1 ZThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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$ \" c' ^& i5 l: f+ l- J( |Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

% w1 R/ E! c$ r# _8 l% G  c0 g; vTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

# T* S% D& A/ h4 S6 T% u! IThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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8 d9 u' m! b$ Q5 B; AAre You Really Sure?
  |* V3 n0 ]* x9 C  FA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 b  W4 Y7 V  jOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, N1 }& ~$ g! j% p  v) M- i& JThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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, q' m. d. O8 vThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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/ F3 }) C9 y8 ^6 q2 i, p7 i9 W[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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