Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

& N  z9 E/ S) ^1 X3 x, EThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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  t) ^0 u, [2 d7 kHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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* q4 ?$ s. b7 n2 ]% p$ ?& F+ |The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

, b/ V& f3 P, n. P+ M  Q# ]5 zThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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* g1 Z0 ~$ x1 yRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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6 q8 p. @* w* F* G3 `9 a1 {$ a9 @  rThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 h9 f+ {  f1 Z" o$ H+ M1 jTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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, F1 z' t6 {1 s5 KI Want to Buy That
2 @2 g8 u  ^0 }' `! J4 h: o* e/ rA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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' [) f! h. Q- DThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

) i( J/ M6 f% j9 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

  y" r+ z5 ]' Z5 W# GThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

+ T8 f* d6 [  w! e! OAre You Really Sure?
- {" Z4 f& s& b5 `& j& {. VA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

" K& f% A$ Z4 W1 sIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

$ w5 T5 Y) F7 q- ?" ^, |5 U" i$ ]Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

# y- ~; A& M3 |9 m% jThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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- N# i- ?+ E7 m6 w) k: aBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

% M6 U) q  ?1 oShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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! _3 W( t1 ?- b; f% W( PThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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