Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
. ~: C0 n1 W6 U8 h/ ]6 F7 S, L2 dOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% l1 X1 k4 v, I; ]! O  L  pThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

. S  _3 |9 P4 m9 a, w2 VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

/ V; U2 T5 e; S  {) b# v7 RThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

2 d% i5 O' q6 I+ \" uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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  P+ Y3 _) T2 m: S' bThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 ?. E4 T1 B" Q( z* P: W3 IRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 l5 J$ b0 e0 t3 W9 ^9 Y! q9 tThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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7 j2 A9 y2 [2 n2 ~( l. ^+ P( nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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$ m) Z: ~! w7 c6 DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

% w6 s5 Y* ]/ P8 ESure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

5 k- q3 Y$ l! C" j1 j& TTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

! B! C2 o% P: X7 lAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

& B- Q( Q2 t3 O/ E7 L4 HOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

" g% A0 j8 @& Y9 MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

# x6 J2 ~  j' l* \9 A- b$ LThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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3 f. Z# Q2 T4 U: T6 B0 {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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