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Blonde Car Accident
; |* g8 ~/ m4 d/ A: i! YOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; x6 K1 [3 t8 Y7 I
/ E& x+ V" {- r* [! aThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 y& c3 `+ f& A0 h5 G$ o" @' K2 u! y
6 z2 ^, _( O# u. uHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.: ]6 V* N2 k8 }4 \2 i1 m/ y
d& B$ e }* M- QFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.6 y0 k# r/ O. G4 c, p0 {8 B2 @
& U9 u* M" v0 A* P7 j% \3 p- kThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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7 V" [+ Z; U5 b3 w. v: ?1 r3 T, RThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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~) E/ ~ b7 Y' }( TLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.) G1 ^& k/ }" D# C7 D% Y
6 Z( z6 b! S* QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 u9 J! L2 e; L) s2 d d
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Rowing Your Boat9 f- T# H9 \7 v# x' @4 r
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 `. s7 g1 T! R$ h/ l
1 c1 c' X& q* A: YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
2 G( z6 k4 l% s; Z6 `# XA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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+ G1 N4 n$ C; f* E2 WThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 S# U: P/ b+ W% h k! ^" `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.# k; }5 t! K& z! l/ S) q8 ?
# t$ u* N% S" jSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.& m$ T9 k5 y) h1 B8 W4 q' f
) }: [ K' r8 s# WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.# F, F; x2 c2 y( d+ |* e
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"! J! g' g& r3 O; H, ]
]: B/ Z, k! N2 m, ~5 aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; [: {5 q; E3 ~9 z
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Are You Really Sure?, S M4 V9 E6 O+ u9 U/ a+ g( S% {5 ]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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7 N5 _/ i; }- q5 X; x& a; U) a" |0 zIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"! B: p, D" i7 p0 E
; w" [2 _; R: Z8 F! PThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
* r' V; q- c/ f* ]$ ZA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.! a3 i. t+ {( d1 u5 w6 x
( I. T+ c5 {# R* A% YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.' D7 l5 {5 i, S3 R
* r! |6 b) y( X. M1 ]7 ]The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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