Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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, z9 L' p  K- Z5 j8 jHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

* [/ c) {# n  A7 u: FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

8 n' T( X5 a/ `0 G% b$ {' Q% e0 JThe blonde started laughing.

) V0 N" t9 O8 [3 K; FThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

& }: U8 _3 u& w: f6 sThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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8 ]* L7 B! h$ E  [2 fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

# s) ?: G- ]: N, a" `3 N$ M" uThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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# Y8 Q( ?0 O1 KTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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2 _* h' I0 l$ q) m  \# _- P$ X& r  {The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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7 u. Y: E4 i8 j% F6 @3 }# s& TThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

$ `( U8 [1 U7 l8 ]7 m9 hFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

. ^6 m% c! K  e! gSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

1 I( |9 P( u& K. f0 a. ?To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

' G) l5 Y* L+ a$ h0 A1 Q% LAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

7 K: W6 E% l/ V( N6 OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

  E4 l" d( U4 u) b: ~4 pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

0 [3 f0 }5 u% L7 v% |8 F4 v- i/ S! ]The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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