Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
2 b$ W# F$ h! w5 h7 ], X6 SOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

& r" h5 [( D# r3 |) X! }# ~He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

. s; B  ^0 K8 N5 ]9 G' C; u+ YFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

9 n- W3 o, ~2 H! qThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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8 b  k% y: r6 D+ W& P! e0 ^This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

0 F" S: s5 i* i! T, NThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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5 H% b8 _6 P: YThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

# i) l& P0 j0 z& U* J" J0 s  wRowing Your Boat
. g, m- p% @' X" ]# t: u' KTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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5 R- v' ~* g: _6 J1 L5 m' AThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

; S! r3 Q, V: b$ {To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

2 v5 J+ c1 y2 d& q# RI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

/ s1 x' V4 B) O( m- Y& XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

. y% Y8 u4 x/ o# SThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 [- h5 u3 V' `, \: V: AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

- Y& s; S: }. N1 w7 w: W5 {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( U2 v' W3 b2 V5 B) U) vThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

( u# s4 [! @! D: _$ z! s  JThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
, Q9 t4 w7 p, R% p7 rA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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" {, D- {0 N- A/ ~: \" \The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
1 U6 @, b1 U# z$ [' e! qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

# Z4 _8 j; q% m! q/ x8 X3 l% I) SThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

) s  U" G$ b" JShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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9 X# E! Q+ Y3 G8 L0 |* z4 p[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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