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Blonde Car Accident
1 b) P$ H+ ]+ N+ |+ t- LOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.4 B. z* [! p$ E. T7 ?) C- L, Q
0 @. F4 Y0 ]: Q7 a7 t z; nThe blonde started laughing.( J2 y$ @, H& `6 c7 M( [
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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5 D4 N/ r2 h7 z/ f+ oThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; p% J# z5 x! F. u) e
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"+ b1 w/ v) u; P
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Rowing Your Boat
, |1 l7 Y4 I' g. o. G1 ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"% a9 b" E- P" Y# E8 ?3 Q
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.9 V/ R7 U& l* j1 b# }/ R, n L
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 S5 I7 U3 k8 P6 I' HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes." }" { i0 ?8 P C7 R d; Q
% u5 L8 H0 @; T) g% ?1 h- EFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.3 p0 k& i. ~1 e' C; f6 T- [! R
# _! N2 c$ E! G- a2 H' CSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.' a, v8 h. v/ ~
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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7 O: o4 m W9 L' F. z: [) L. CThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 O7 c- x) s! R" F$ U! p4 f
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Are You Really Sure?5 T( e8 ^! c$ T6 I
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"6 ]) f9 z% L) O7 \. Q# D P+ P( K
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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) g. S8 I- U& j. l# bOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."0 w2 R0 x- X$ z1 O
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Blonde Sky Divers
% e A' [: }0 t0 b+ k* I! \A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. v2 w8 Y6 ^$ h$ F4 q; S# ~! X6 B0 |- }
3 w3 J- Z! C5 \# `: ^6 sThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ z8 i$ s. q3 L
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"3 E( c4 g0 p' @1 S B/ f' s8 i
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