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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
2 H  T! s' b- l) z( xOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 B' L3 b) `! j4 ?

7 h8 }; N+ N; j; F" ]He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ T! ?# n: B1 \, _) E" |
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.. i, Y1 t! _" m, P

! L3 H* g4 E8 W! a$ RThis time the blonde laughed even harder.% [1 z% P+ R$ z1 ?- v" K0 A

8 b8 b) _4 _+ NLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.. D4 U* p; I( @' c

: U! L/ H: X8 A+ oThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.) E  {, c& p) W' y

3 l  M, D1 W; ?% T2 `, cThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 N, X/ ^6 y* b& ~- T7 |Rowing Your Boat
/ c( Q6 g6 n' @' ^! r, o# ITwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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" O3 N! U, S- D" X) |# P' \I Want to Buy That
4 Q- X! L% g; |4 ?6 w4 bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.; G# n- i' d/ ?
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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; k1 N: V7 {! Z" |2 kThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.- n, g! Q. a; o" O+ o; N  j

  J4 y' R4 r1 Y5 b$ nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.! N  g2 ]6 T: \

# ~. |5 M! R. X- E' Q8 l4 |To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.) Y1 U3 j! ~4 F1 \* F

% U% G5 T& S' W1 a5 b4 Q6 NThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"/ q* l5 b+ f6 G) \% Z: x! b

3 o+ [  L7 A9 MThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"0 [+ c7 B, ?4 P
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Are You Really Sure?" m5 c* g1 u+ @, g
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?": s5 I& R- H) D/ {

& l7 X) L7 g- e7 o+ p$ f8 s( V" }In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."' ^6 P2 _4 @/ x9 u- ]0 C% @

3 W) D3 v4 a6 ?) W+ VOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"0 E1 O% c* |  h7 }* J2 Q& `# T

2 q+ \; U" A+ w. YThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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2 m5 Q  }( P7 v% t2 _Blonde Sky Divers
1 t3 i( r: u+ _A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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: `' {( P+ t8 @  \% I( AThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ P" z  B  ?/ c5 L' y4 [

8 r, i: w. M# Y5 _& H/ V9 N0 [She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.2 G* @& K  K. E1 m. d3 {/ q

- ]3 J& P. t! M0 M% oThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"3 |$ f9 c+ w% P) M1 q9 _* v
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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