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Blonde Car Accident
$ }4 V |+ z, i0 M/ [One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.6 @ ^. x; C1 I
6 o+ M. Z5 l$ {) V* KThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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8 S) t# s/ v! k/ eThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% M; N# r J* ]
( K& \6 t( A4 p, v5 OThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.- e$ w4 G, c. X3 D
, o. g( V2 F6 a$ d& MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.( J8 P! ?0 f7 z; y1 Z7 k; y8 M# F
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
4 j9 ^( \ A5 _Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.' F. i6 C0 _5 n
) D5 Z( A Q4 {* _2 Q- z/ L; w1 a! RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ Y( H7 D6 A- a! {
2 P0 ^. U) {3 m. KTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ O1 g3 c1 C4 q6 L( B
( B2 v7 M9 M5 A' W* Z1 HI Want to Buy That
5 X2 F% a6 E/ h# O/ `$ R+ bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.& ~/ l- M* b& W
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! s4 _, P5 w" L( \" u
) ]1 g; ]6 m# d ]The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.: ]! f8 b2 t* z4 ? i
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.4 q3 e6 \8 G$ z# H7 }( ]4 `: R8 X
# x* ?4 m. L( l7 ~* DSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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& y! D1 I" |5 R! h( g8 HTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.- S6 o* q! C" T l4 f
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"1 S1 p T3 T! A( ^/ h9 v
* U7 c& X; p; y" \, i7 |4 pThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"" H6 P0 B v. m- b
' K! Y' y, C6 |9 vAre You Really Sure?: I E" S4 W2 U- n
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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2 a; {1 M2 s$ f! {$ tIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"8 K3 j+ R2 I8 q5 b, E2 L( V
) n5 A7 b' L" ^) F# V3 hThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ A. y3 M. m$ Q
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Blonde Sky Divers
" t' W/ e" d9 @0 Y0 W Z+ l. MA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" q0 h; ?8 H3 l! s+ I
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