Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

. s  T5 U3 K1 ]6 K# @! f; gThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 d; L! r6 v2 \5 B7 s, iFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

6 C% }. k' ~& j  Q; `% `The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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$ I- M/ W% A6 f& E7 h) g) ?This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

) d" f% u7 @$ J% }) b; T8 d) MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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' k- f) p# _* ?6 n( f" c' M- w$ SThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

3 k' a: w3 A7 E! `" KI Want to Buy That
* K" k& C- M- e* o4 y0 ~A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

. A3 @) I/ e$ C2 w2 `4 TThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

( T5 O  B- y. E1 D7 nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

5 s5 c8 ?. y0 Z0 l- {4 gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

2 e% w( k$ t, j# q; vIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

  R4 m2 d/ I3 Y* v, lThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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7 A+ Q9 ]: _% b6 G4 UBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

5 l& i% z0 {/ oThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& S7 s* p+ j) H1 K' X5 w, A# [She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

) u6 {# s* ?# p0 g3 l9 TThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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