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Blonde Car Accident; S3 t1 f* A. I6 r; g
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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5 u4 R) h2 L4 F! V/ KThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ Z+ v( X# D; Q: i! M. K
1 f6 F7 \7 W7 fHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.: Q( Q, i7 Q. f5 }% l: F0 G+ R+ F
. f( T9 m0 o) |3 O& WFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.- C0 r1 D! T# _8 Y
* `8 V# d N8 z$ BThe blonde started laughing.( Q4 f/ ~( u" K
1 D3 l" Q' ^6 y& FThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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$ s2 A" \7 c {2 L7 iThis time the blonde laughed even harder.* l. L3 @3 y) S4 V) s" \' M
, F S8 y: |4 W! Z, L6 h9 lLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". [8 y: `& S6 b" C6 V( l1 ~8 ^& e
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Rowing Your Boat
+ n' X- V# U5 S1 a" D% O, R7 ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.' P8 L, p) D' A" U7 }, y+ V
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"5 B' Y2 Z2 G7 y5 U5 V2 b
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
6 P0 M- e) C% p% i1 ?2 SA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! l4 @: k+ I3 N3 } T) |' P: P# Q
) Q5 ~4 ^0 w& W. }/ V3 H4 MThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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* b$ v, i8 R4 ]& f# K m" vThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% q# E4 e. y, d* ~' ^
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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B3 m+ W* h9 _4 \2 a7 vSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.1 R# M% {- s# J, K& k
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.' k l- z# x+ W* a
, ?6 X5 P9 R. c& oThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ w Z6 w) U/ Q& _: n- t0 AThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?$ z" c7 ?6 o% k1 j' t+ p9 C
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"& H# W5 T$ ~; u' S+ T7 q2 y* E
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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- E- y: F1 d6 ^! g4 DOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 E9 x( S3 Q6 ^9 _, Q) K1 }7 H
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."5 G) N, R2 b7 x7 m
& Z9 P& p$ x1 f+ l* i$ tBlonde Sky Divers" T# I7 o9 D8 c' \
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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: y. d! `; n/ I# L- ~$ i t( GThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.* M( k8 X0 [% e% O
' u u* g$ m4 M! R5 g- LShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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/ t) f; N. [1 d5 _: L8 ?The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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