Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! |+ y" \" r- `' i8 ?0 ?8 {5 wThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

6 L$ o6 `- ]- YFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; s% f$ M/ \- P% G% a8 P' @* Y& @8 m+ k0 XThe blonde started laughing.
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  z; d, G3 z' w+ I; o/ Q* KThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

5 w+ Q" e9 J/ {9 Q6 F5 n8 O3 KLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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; N( E0 o( l) q% n% _5 yThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
5 q$ G/ [$ U8 g$ VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

8 k" g  Q8 x6 x& G7 WThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

2 F- K2 E" i) e0 k7 NTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

% w2 g/ U0 j' `+ A% ZThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

. Y6 l( ~8 I" |$ LThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

# C3 ]! Y$ z8 Q8 K: P7 r7 dFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

1 t# y5 N+ `  K1 bSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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8 I1 r$ M3 }4 m  o) _' _7 J% {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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; h" B" v  D5 M8 v2 A, EThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

' m2 u. C" g: x- U% N( y- u" zAre You Really Sure?
* Q$ s: J9 Y  i# a9 ^& kA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

5 x9 [  D; p) L- V/ ]$ B5 w0 MIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

9 o# Q' C; ^$ J- Q4 h. J8 f3 IThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
3 X5 g6 w9 m+ q" o" q0 n. dA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

  n* C* g' h7 ], r3 m6 b6 B& ZThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

+ }1 d  r2 }- i# {) L% R[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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