Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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# E; L. f$ G9 z, O% Q- v! b5 a! ]( NThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

9 D" C# r+ f) RHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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) N1 T: L, g% p9 p( TFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

# H/ r; ~( _" j# U8 z  aThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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  ?5 ^: e" P7 I1 ]6 y: pThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

3 r& C$ J) _- \" o4 p+ FLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

2 F( I( ^- j5 N: T2 U: zThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

! D1 f( P; j7 Y; S/ oThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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  m! R$ o: [" j2 h, l" [1 L6 X- f' KRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

3 H& h0 p! X3 t8 M+ b0 W' j, \2 ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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. u  d/ M, h9 K) M: yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 X& |* Y8 d3 k6 m9 zThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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% p: y9 X* Z& j% LFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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5 m+ m6 k3 W; p. s' M- N& ^Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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: ]& i* t4 E5 G' y' z. A: MTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

. d; i/ z& r6 [) r, HThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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+ d, t" O3 ^0 |3 Z8 j1 O% {! R1 X% \; bOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

# g9 u4 c6 u- ]* iThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
! a3 I0 s8 q. l6 O6 D4 qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

" S" C# b; E  @( I9 o8 C) ?# [The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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