Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 f  E* Q, J) e+ X/ h. UThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 j  S: E5 k4 X) X7 U$ |( u. GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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& G+ V2 o1 p; [. L  \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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' s7 S+ _- X/ mThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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2 h& V+ z' v) V/ j! _This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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: w7 ~7 Z" X& a$ ~4 L; J# z7 WLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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; e4 I! x1 F5 J6 E+ ^8 mThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
4 M) a9 x5 Q' E- ^3 B5 ^3 X. ?7 {Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

' e$ a/ f5 K5 g/ x8 dThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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0 M$ I, E: K  I0 s0 _/ F1 }& A/ ~" ~To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

, M1 c3 B& N4 P' BThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 ^8 f/ t7 \; ?# U! ~( G/ D- B0 S3 MThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

  \2 m: W( [) TAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

- C+ D, l5 k$ V, P0 [/ S1 rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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/ w* e2 F5 l- h& S- ?7 LThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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. h  z) c5 P& L: T: l$ l) p' {. X2 hBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& e6 o3 C, [4 e" gShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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, V0 L& c* B6 V. }9 @: ?9 L5 DThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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