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Blonde Car Accident
* E2 L% Y) p, ~7 h: C( WOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.2 J% X- @, ^ Y: Z
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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3 n7 \/ U5 L. P3 q& GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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8 d, F6 f0 k" @6 J& Y2 v4 b" e$ jFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.; p9 o, `9 y4 ]6 I
- L- e" Q1 [3 i& J1 DThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.7 z1 p* J2 l( P& R. e) j: P
# }; Y$ W3 B7 p5 ~+ @This time the blonde laughed even harder.; N8 A8 Z4 f d4 H s
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.6 U5 \5 B) D: e3 M. V X
A( t9 m% o* v4 B9 Y6 |, nThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
, R" R4 g7 e# P1 j5 |) ]( p% P. {Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.! r# C4 F# K ?& K& d
' C( n. W9 M$ C- c- o% r! ^/ aThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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! U, A0 P: y+ j6 x! w- QTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."& h+ `7 V0 N# M+ F- a* Y
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I Want to Buy That
3 N, I+ n4 a' M. OA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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' ` J( f3 r5 LThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 ~# @: E, k9 W. k' O
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.3 v* t# O- ]5 I; [
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.4 R7 X6 b% p& E, v7 C$ F
+ n- u$ J5 Z% h9 ASure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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, P8 m6 q+ F$ j* [& q: D; {; STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 d% s1 U f% t5 i X2 y% d% s5 n9 A
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"# \: ^ |$ `) n+ ]; F
/ ?, U7 f# q6 D- V% r mThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!") ]9 U5 |* j# q$ P
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Are You Really Sure?2 `8 ]2 S d. @; C$ V
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."* v/ @$ l% _$ a3 o
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Blonde Sky Divers
# I. w' m- G# \! Y$ GA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& a, h1 l; I5 n$ s, z
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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/ D% x# O5 c$ pShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 U8 a* E+ P `$ H+ zThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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