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Blonde Car Accident1 G& R# k5 b' _' C8 M! n$ x0 G. T
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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4 Q# I' P2 Y5 P, ^1 [* `* j" uThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car., l1 f" n# x; @7 D
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( {0 |( M2 g2 B) P4 K, X
1 X& N/ T- p$ Y: j, AFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.$ w6 A) H0 G* P4 L+ P. X, ~
+ U/ p: i n' ZThis time the blonde laughed even harder.1 f3 ?4 N- r8 N4 ~: W$ T
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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0 K% H7 N, S: Q- k* W QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.: g7 {# x7 Q! s5 m% L, }
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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3 `6 Y& O$ e4 SRowing Your Boat
0 u. R5 P/ }/ C6 ZTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. V8 g" j8 L: O" }2 p
" D1 U; }0 U& dThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' S; ^9 m7 r( f6 A! T
4 z6 R; r- e- c( r S0 {/ kTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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( B r- ?. D, s, j4 \. zI Want to Buy That
/ |' ^0 B3 G: _. P% Z# F, lA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 l/ J) g7 g6 v% Q% O8 u; z7 x7 X
2 S' E/ H6 H$ j# E& ~The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.) J1 w }. g4 G" s8 r6 L P* j
: G2 u) O8 \+ {+ c% _0 KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.% h7 p; q: `9 m* _
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. U4 }9 J, b6 Y0 j6 _ a
5 q* @8 W! F3 u6 [0 uTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.# L9 [! I2 j) S6 b
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 ~ z2 m O2 |& i$ Q# `* f. f8 ^! B
* z6 x( E3 b3 F( m$ x4 y% z; S8 {) jThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"3 G" M" c9 @, D5 R: Z9 F u
7 M% T' H3 M& D- oAre You Really Sure?
% a4 E6 h% R" aA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers: T5 f' m6 ~2 f7 z' B# Y
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ U9 h- K$ ~, V" S
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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