Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
4 P! v& {- x# A4 AOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

  R. N( e( V! ?4 I5 lHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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+ }3 x- T: P: J8 ^& rFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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' l( y0 b( `0 B5 i* A8 a& rThe blonde started laughing.
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9 J( }: m8 {% t- dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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$ v5 |4 n+ f2 [* c; OThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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- K+ B' G1 Z1 @7 o7 HLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

% d# R  Y+ ]2 t/ Y& l; ^+ iThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
( ^  p0 h  E+ N# [2 Y0 K. cTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

& g5 k( K4 _% c4 x' X0 KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

: ^0 r6 t! O$ RTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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. `0 }% v4 B" [I Want to Buy That
0 `$ }2 i$ Y) h" ]A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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) e$ g: \, M) d; D( A2 M$ oThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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; P' F0 O. y: J4 y: jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
4 g- s6 o6 S: s1 \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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7 f) d8 E7 ^' ^Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

7 ~& F- I0 \% X1 NThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

$ Q/ F6 _0 @1 l/ e( T4 PBlonde Sky Divers
4 s" C% d- D% D; i2 m8 ~+ U% cA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

7 A  ~' }6 O0 R$ r2 aShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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! c+ T1 F* P# d* uThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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