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Blonde Car Accident: R# v) N$ D9 U$ Z* c' T4 \
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.' I/ Z5 V: A! X% `
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.3 m L" ]# G$ |2 ], i
7 G* K+ C, Q6 h4 H: j4 Z6 l2 uFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.2 `% A9 T D3 G1 z3 u
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The blonde started laughing.8 k; R t: V+ d W* ^
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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) q* x: H% W9 ]* cThis time the blonde laughed even harder. I4 L! I3 l2 ]# @, m
' T, n% L. D, ^+ o& pLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.+ c! f, k5 S5 h9 i" }: ]
/ K2 P; H2 M. B4 `6 BThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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0 h& d6 I2 f0 e- i. Y+ m6 fThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"# v3 r6 h6 H& a" r
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Rowing Your Boat' Y! A6 h9 N! p
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.& [" @* o1 l- m' F% B
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."! r& X0 n$ C4 h8 t+ y
" j2 q' T' e0 z2 yI Want to Buy That
. `: t! J# ^, z( X& x1 y1 NA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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4 |2 ^+ e8 {" d% @- gThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.8 u9 _0 } f5 d7 u7 |
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ Q& z- ]9 Y2 _/ J- o/ A5 Y
$ t+ {$ G ^1 n5 p U4 B, USure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" M# R+ O3 o7 Z" H* h
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?3 p, k% B; F' H% {
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"; g) P: m$ i4 `* ]& t8 M) J4 V
) ]0 d) h4 W2 w2 M, J* JIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& g& }' v- P9 X% ~
* r- T# }& ^. F" K1 sThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- z+ E# I9 s5 r0 c2 A+ V
8 y: j6 b* `! Z+ w7 I, qBlonde Sky Divers" \( f3 G- E2 d( o" k: n# n: S
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 Z9 \% N% e* |. [. G/ @5 \2 u
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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