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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident1 h/ b) ]7 x, `9 R8 t( {/ j  r
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.* I' o  l" Z8 F8 S

$ `  e: m- ]% e9 Q; C; @The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.4 J( ?) L3 q8 C; q; H9 Z

, K, g+ N  h) B. Y1 qHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.4 A! ~' U( s+ H

2 Z0 L% k- \) Q4 E9 l, [0 R5 dFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.' {$ m. |9 e0 s8 j2 H2 D
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.& B4 O0 r, J9 B: N( f
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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9 k) E. o1 x) q& {: kLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* W+ N. h" x5 u. j5 S

: {8 U/ S' [9 w, bThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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: ^+ `( b% W- `1 A7 b( LThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
# F7 Y/ W; C+ K( aTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.* i9 d( B( p3 z: ~( P2 m5 V

1 t1 `3 |) L9 y/ e  ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"1 b7 R3 i! G8 T/ k9 N+ z9 h

7 w- W# ?5 O1 [0 s; Q) p; nTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."  k  Q+ ^3 m3 m$ A- D4 v

1 [1 y  L# Y1 x# XI Want to Buy That- Z( l0 n$ F5 z+ F3 _3 A, J
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.' u; [, O4 Q( B, N

! ~! k' G" w: R1 \( {/ @The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.; ?& O5 c" ^2 e' f2 S* H) K/ R

! `# y2 s7 y: F; DThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 |$ M" x$ ~6 a! D6 N. E" v+ A

7 P9 H8 a% v* Q4 ?: R* iFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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9 R$ f$ V0 i% m! q* z' }9 d8 GTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.( h- I3 u7 ?6 h) ?
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"% d' T: M# P; \1 C# c! M: N
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"% P* V  K# D: h5 h
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Are You Really Sure?9 G% b  l3 D5 ?3 E
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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$ z3 P: P2 `1 HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 d/ s$ B5 @$ k+ `  F, s# i
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". w$ C, G- C! e9 ?6 f4 T2 l6 e+ w, y

4 N' H' ~* y1 {7 Q7 f0 {% G5 d4 l3 qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."9 U, H8 k* A: o5 x+ c5 Z8 M
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Blonde Sky Divers
3 l3 X' R: k  K/ @& l# G3 U$ n3 r, U+ JA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 ?6 X  N( {* q# I6 s2 F
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) T: m! B( u" o3 W, T
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.1 B& Z* [' ^% g& x& H: {2 O

% Z. |3 D! G$ ^( Q; T2 M7 M8 K+ r- hThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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6 A8 _3 G9 }# J$ n  c3 i1 a2 G$ K& A; \[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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