Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
. j0 Z+ F5 V/ |, x9 B  `' eOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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% }% m) j# f0 ^2 S( KRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

- W5 m0 {3 X; H7 h7 O. EThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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8 }( U8 z( d! L0 {7 LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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" z1 {) @; r1 p# x) ?* QThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

  J1 W7 E' r2 _$ fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

/ M% r  X' ]# d+ X. r4 S: [Are You Really Sure?
$ }. n0 q9 H8 n) }A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" E7 J4 i" j( ]  c; KIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. L- S8 L2 u" D  P3 q+ v) ?Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

% c/ N( N( R( a: sThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ u. r5 ~: V6 t9 KA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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' h9 f9 V8 j; fThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

2 d" e7 Y6 P0 Z3 `' _She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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6 q  Y% g; o* n2 I/ k4 {[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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