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Blonde Car Accident
8 |/ y/ b) w# iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.' N5 | I$ r; V1 n
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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7 t5 b: M: b" F6 \& ~He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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: ~* J$ j1 Z- F9 r: b7 L2 y, HFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires./ R( r5 h9 q; b& O4 f/ N" }
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The blonde started laughing.
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5 \3 c* @: t) m& q2 mThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 ?1 q! _4 a) ]+ u
8 Y4 T7 k4 V2 g9 \+ A$ pThis time the blonde laughed even harder.7 o# X/ @2 ~8 M; p. ^) |
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.- S) _! }, x* B3 S, [
9 E' W j. `7 m% i4 G& G5 m1 ]The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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0 \* C. W4 G" n3 T+ WThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"- t" K5 v [. Z% d& i
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Rowing Your Boat4 j+ |- ], A& x% t: N+ g! i/ M
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.$ s1 C u, p; @5 X" J. V" G7 e
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."0 E! A w5 X+ b- X z" G
3 ?; ~- C9 H, r9 ^# eI Want to Buy That
& B/ i" r" G- z( E; r PA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.; x: B' T" I6 @% ]
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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/ P. r2 d5 [2 h% x% OFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.. V8 C' o* h# E: \3 i* B
' p; d& |+ X) ?8 g6 l* B/ p9 u$ SSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.* q" o5 U0 T2 w8 x; o9 l0 W
, J1 z2 C& R" ^! [, Q, [To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.1 @# Z9 g7 l3 E I" ^9 q9 d7 c8 e
7 h3 _- y [. a/ U# B! d# XThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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0 {: x! v9 U5 zThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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% C2 Y' H" a1 fAre You Really Sure?
, ~0 T. u b+ r# ZA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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M6 h [) I# f) f+ R2 B/ aOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"9 M1 P5 N0 l8 t! [. R r( i
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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/ t3 z$ u8 i/ \Blonde Sky Divers6 }+ I# T7 T( ~" a: }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. f* X( M! i& S7 i- p0 x3 C" L6 i
8 e; o/ |3 N" fThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ f6 [# @6 t1 q7 V! kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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