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Blonde Car Accident
' \6 C1 ?6 G/ X# q- d% |+ hOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; X9 V O# s7 k, m! V0 _0 L
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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& S5 h) h ?$ ?He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.- [+ |! }# m( C5 P' O, H
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.5 U, P) \4 P/ f! S- N. b
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The blonde started laughing.1 R* B: L6 e3 B5 J0 `% w5 ^
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.( N9 I1 ]& y! K0 a7 }/ S( [$ @. h" a
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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+ F, R, i3 ~' f5 g! W6 bThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny./ | I6 H+ D; {
* ?- A" W% Y& v( J, j7 ^The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"$ I5 @7 O$ ?) I8 s8 x
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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0 \; x( j& ^6 \3 a" N# @The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That; X) @! ~% ?/ j/ x/ `) M. _7 w
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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/ [; a0 I$ C! aThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 S( O6 B0 w3 ^7 \( N, \; g; aFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.' r: E; A- ]3 ]
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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8 d o) }) Q% W8 ]$ {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 ^7 q+ h9 K! o( c
% f$ C' `' ]8 n: [7 F9 o& dThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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" F4 c$ l! u5 O& r ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"$ i! |1 [5 {4 b. Y- e, V7 ^
. B3 M+ T' r# O& jAre You Really Sure?+ C! c. @4 Z# X. U- E2 n
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"2 s2 }! o3 [. ]4 f- u
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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3 l) s0 L/ N. p. I0 iOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
- B* a1 e7 \. h/ u' W+ U+ J# c4 |( {A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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) J/ h7 F. c, X& s, M5 G" ~& ]The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. e' d7 R# k" z' E+ z
% |: N0 B; n! {: ]6 q7 e# G* ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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; F, T. {" d+ ^: o- s/ [The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"; _6 K' C1 b( a2 ]# I. t
9 }2 q$ ]& E+ j1 d& s[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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