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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident& y$ O5 n+ L1 \, k
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.0 c  ?& }8 o& ^6 x

" l% y! O+ G2 _+ k. G9 w+ tThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.' e# u3 t6 j6 g% V) B: b, ~

3 t+ N! }- P1 k# k$ oHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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1 A( r* |/ A; U2 oThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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( k$ G7 X* C3 Y) F/ q$ r5 m! a% O+ GThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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6 k& Y0 m; X5 |% gLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.4 Q& P- _7 e& Z2 S0 e$ J/ s
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.  _9 q0 r4 w- p: M2 q- Z2 ^- g
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!") Y! d8 V7 q0 B+ w
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Rowing Your Boat
! v4 m9 ~5 L0 q0 oTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.1 a$ g  q+ q6 ~% C4 V& _

# V1 {* Z  n# B( j7 RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"  U( h5 G3 ^5 a
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."  P. ^0 b. c. V5 o
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I Want to Buy That
' s7 X+ \, v" ^0 }: ?8 H& Q+ fA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.* {& K% W" h8 ~! M" A
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( i, N8 p+ s8 a5 ?, N

8 S# H2 m; |- U- D; cThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.. G+ E5 D3 r' O/ T
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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* U+ ~/ B' e; lThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- Z6 e* u' ]' J( T9 e

, k- V5 b# o: ^7 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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3 C. D/ c- \$ r( k; u% OAre You Really Sure?
  j  ^8 O  L7 |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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8 G5 J6 p8 L% N. @In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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6 x& m( k# K, u3 rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?": D  D6 b4 D+ G) V& F
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers# p8 e# b5 M* C6 D% c+ D" `* q
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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% }$ R3 K4 I, u) X! R! YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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9 B5 Z' B4 i5 Z  V% _# m; BShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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& I% q) u5 x; R: mThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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- c/ h8 J/ d( F/ z8 @( i! r3 _- @[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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