Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
7 |4 {4 P& Q* z4 J1 U" c& E8 TOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

! m* h  r1 R: A' t+ RThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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# _" ^5 U; m, x3 V, }7 IHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

4 |3 e8 ]+ _2 tThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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7 o! F+ @# R1 A, p! eLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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9 N6 |! |4 `9 T3 Q+ ?& o7 @  C1 p& |The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
! T9 d3 r- v2 C; [Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

, d( n2 S; Y2 ^. a7 }. aThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

! ], K& D: Z. a  d: uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

8 p8 C5 O4 v/ nI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

* A3 u8 J3 R; S0 @: KThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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% o6 E0 W+ y! z3 C, AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

6 W7 c. D1 x7 ]# q& _* O' G( iTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 U4 C+ T1 s0 H# HThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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5 O) I  |% K# ?- N+ r0 o. FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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* G8 W4 {! |* J( q3 wAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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9 \4 N" F1 V) G0 ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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- a/ N% h6 Y: W7 h8 ?8 FOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, M$ d* b# v+ v5 z$ T7 c* JThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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6 O, I3 B+ z5 i/ E' O1 p' v5 DBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

, k9 n+ s3 S; Y- ^) v4 W0 `The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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