Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
( ]4 K6 M+ x! X6 T- o: LOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! ]) T4 W7 B6 [2 J  `1 {The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

2 v6 Q2 Y, E% A( Z0 zHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

+ u1 ]+ h4 V. e% m' d6 P/ YFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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" t3 H( A( t/ r# Q$ bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

1 R( R1 M6 V" h5 q; F( QLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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  R" B) A0 _  `# \1 D/ tThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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7 a  U/ ]  j3 A2 zRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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% A0 F( b- ^8 }7 p8 y1 cTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

7 e2 ]1 m9 V; X# U$ g+ R* v: Y# jI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

+ l2 s1 b. p. D: B: qThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

- {, w, B+ {8 a9 {* y6 uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

2 \. x; h2 ~( j) cTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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1 q0 @8 T% B( U. V: O+ dAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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2 y' }. k& ]& ^+ t+ nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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( q4 A$ y* F+ u- u7 w4 aThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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