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Blonde Car Accident2 ]0 Q" E+ J. T* E- S1 R* I
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. ^! B l. r* P; e
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The blonde started laughing.4 X8 n8 @5 I3 s& L% C( A* C& Z
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.+ k J; V2 F' D' B
) X( O+ e, S, c* G& d3 A; nThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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* W- t x' B9 f9 \* gThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.- s1 j2 P1 \& M2 U) Y
3 N) c* h5 S7 B8 N g9 SThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 V# M/ A0 ]6 o8 qRowing Your Boat
, H2 J, x! m7 T2 e, W3 }+ PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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a; |( @% s. o: t+ QTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."& Q0 x& b1 n w- O* B
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4 c! P/ ~4 ]+ n KA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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& a' L' ?: A7 i4 F1 u5 L7 _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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3 ]( ], ^1 q1 {) v a- G" dThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% E2 _( F7 v/ r- B- f
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% @ l {3 i/ i; E" K3 W+ G% T' d
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.) ^) L4 s* [0 w. @ {$ R
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ Q9 g5 b$ S# Q3 D* |6 F. t3 i
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Are You Really Sure?
" x; H# \7 S1 @- v9 S EA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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; F9 ~# r8 b9 O8 \8 c) X. yIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& [: D' _5 G/ _. K) T$ `Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ E ^+ v. d# L
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Blonde Sky Divers6 R! ~! C% x; N7 |2 [" s
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.( s6 }8 m- O1 I& J
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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