Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
! r' U& l! ^) bOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

' K) o; T/ g" t6 \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

* A8 {- N. h4 s- PThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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: b+ o6 ?4 h+ {8 c9 V6 sThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

. i3 c9 G/ C% R1 E2 hRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

* L0 Z$ \- U. H+ T1 i6 U8 HThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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. R8 i/ h9 Z' ?  RI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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/ Q% i# v' r+ O+ U+ M! r4 \1 hThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

" Y  C2 w& I4 w8 zThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

, p& q7 W1 a4 {; f; r! G4 @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

9 i6 Y8 j! U1 m3 `2 m# [- t; d+ JSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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/ B3 M$ D1 h+ r7 C% }9 |* j$ a* IThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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( q  M  f2 Y  ?( j0 xThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
7 ~1 n- l1 d5 {' gA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

( U0 J  I# K0 Y, V1 L- U& W" BOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

! F+ n6 g- ^1 M5 @8 oBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

9 X: A1 m; B2 [+ a4 ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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2 e+ G3 J- p' \" MShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

+ D/ }# J4 A8 ]" G7 h7 }[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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