Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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1 g9 `9 W) v) U" Y& p9 oThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

$ A, d) a* }  gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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  T$ h; G& u( P) j3 _, u! w7 Z! xThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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+ K' F+ @' i8 u$ Y) {Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

: `% M9 V5 J: FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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* ^- C6 |" k: [. i4 kA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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- e$ D6 e2 |6 G; u1 j6 `: OThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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4 }& j- r  u1 D! ]% KThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

6 Q# w6 }5 W. t3 CFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

8 i: ~# C6 K1 C0 L# b* E1 iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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0 E* b1 L- P0 p% ]2 EThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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5 j+ h  A* z) H0 e% a* WIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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5 X/ P7 D1 k+ rBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

* J' \- ~7 T; E: I' V0 ^& `The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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' E' C4 E* `# jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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