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Blonde Car Accident5 @* \+ r6 S" x1 M
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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+ k) F$ c9 f. n7 k% d" JThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 i& @/ {+ {$ t7 a& @0 N8 bHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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& e$ }/ L! o& \" Y. ^, ZFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.9 d, F0 s+ c, j* Z/ w" s3 m8 f
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The blonde started laughing.
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5 W; H5 r/ t/ y! C% RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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2 @6 S% I8 W0 n, t PLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ A% m( |+ h6 S! Y, s
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". k6 a- A L% b9 H
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Rowing Your Boat
/ f0 v/ H* J7 W/ S7 m' \) q* DTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.7 K& v3 i* S1 f1 G* a2 l! w
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"0 j. X, M! X9 C4 c6 B: j8 y' t0 t, j
* h$ q H4 J" yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."" O6 x- g$ O1 V5 b! x0 Y: k+ e
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I Want to Buy That
1 G- E9 b! A, Q+ A8 hA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 h0 E( E# ^. c' g$ P1 ^; TThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. G: @: ]# A) l8 B
. y9 v# g8 W, t( H9 YSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.5 Q0 o1 r {/ t1 H4 n9 `- {
: Y1 f! {" }5 eTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.! ?$ p7 G' o+ o1 v3 F' i. g7 n
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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* J0 r, ~3 q5 K1 [Are You Really Sure?$ Q, l u4 _1 N. `4 h$ F/ }
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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8 q7 k" W# q/ C) `9 t& aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."7 T' r# K9 [+ E' @5 ~+ d0 j7 m
& v! n' P3 t( ]6 A: b" HOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( M+ k& d1 q& X/ D+ n' V- j: K+ ~
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers8 w/ |% s+ s" @& {+ \$ N" ?
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' d. U, J/ V( F* I( w! y4 g
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.3 J8 \7 Q' S9 s
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"- v' K, X- V7 ^
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