Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
+ m9 s& ]5 i1 k5 D: A5 I; sOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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( \$ b3 j: v* b1 U  c$ WHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

9 m$ Y* V5 D  B. D" PFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

! y& Y/ r* t1 }$ N/ B& s) m0 GThe blonde started laughing.
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. X) }" I7 V1 |8 }! `+ wThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

, p% }7 x2 a2 l  _* E! m; e5 FLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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% j1 |: T+ b6 ZThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

4 ~7 _$ V$ @& a, I) ?$ HRowing Your Boat
$ u7 u7 ~* O. p3 Y( eTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

6 Y) O1 w* e( [& X: a6 n) QThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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+ Z( y8 F: o4 p/ z# u8 R2 W# E! QTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

6 z" F7 S) [. I0 _" q% LI Want to Buy That
+ s3 T# K" C" QA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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) M- G& r  }* ]* \+ t9 {1 SThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

% W3 p) W6 ^8 k# j' f9 vThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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$ }' G# l) o8 `* L" V! J$ |Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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4 D6 R- F9 x) i/ U# mSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ x8 C: O$ Q8 [To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! I' L7 z" P2 C: aThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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0 z+ l( J& E; d' N0 rThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

$ s4 @9 e" S8 b4 A, `7 r% ]# YAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

+ B% P3 C) i$ U. {In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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' v) \3 J" F, x( |/ \% I7 [. OOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

* m* n$ U. v" E) l4 y0 X( s# nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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5 E9 _8 F  X! F. B! J1 nBlonde Sky Divers
* f  Q: z# y4 O( P% E4 d) i4 r" }A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

; [& |3 Q/ m& e7 [" H: Q/ H3 dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

# j# L$ c, Q& [She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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