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Blonde Car Accident3 ]6 \5 ^9 z3 q; D- m0 a r4 t1 T u
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.' w0 S4 `; \% k. G8 e4 [! P6 V. v
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! O- I; d7 |7 y% W6 N8 {He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.2 r3 Q( N1 T/ g, t: ~4 t3 I3 O/ ~
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 s! c: b: R0 P' r9 ?) {The blonde started laughing.# Y1 x$ r R, o' k
7 L5 C4 P t# e- {: hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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6 I$ R' q/ N) c6 |) I) CThis time the blonde laughed even harder." r7 V) d) v3 C) |8 L
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.- p! _0 O9 n( Y+ o" n" D
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"7 ?2 g, Z+ }- _& s. ] A1 p7 z! e
# K! W7 y d" p- j- MRowing Your Boat! I) ]* @4 H8 B/ m- ~% J
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: v3 n5 b% s z$ L( z5 D
4 A: N% p2 i- A$ s# v+ y9 a- C4 }The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That7 k% Z. w% ?" Z. f) L
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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" Y( t" Y) `9 Z# W1 rThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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& l ^% f! {8 @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 R3 |8 K+ c" C2 g
. O/ N+ Y& ^7 C( \3 _; T0 D/ D" [Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.3 R @* \: O) k5 |
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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' f. W* U2 `/ P, v1 Y( e5 fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' _9 M, O. v( t9 Y" X
5 A. T+ J0 }1 r# ?" \/ Y2 AAre You Really Sure?
# A3 n2 s, k; g5 qA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"; n0 V# t) j4 k6 ~2 V- Q
/ m) q* _6 n5 K& @3 \0 sIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". q2 b( C7 _& b5 w5 r' W' e# g
3 L3 L% R }! m$ r' sThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.": [( [; V3 M) `- s0 `
: Q/ D5 x6 Q* H& o/ U) \; iBlonde Sky Divers' N( ?" H$ R* y/ s) ]$ q( I- Y
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.4 ?+ ?. y3 N, I
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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6 q, e3 @) H% K& ]# fShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& B5 c4 f9 I4 Q3 ?1 c. F+ ~
3 f1 E# Y. {8 j. L1 L2 q3 i8 A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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