Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
, P7 \- @- @5 a) UOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

; Z, E+ g  f) H2 n% pHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

* K) D" c1 T& a; N9 `0 MThe blonde started laughing.

/ a$ t& D/ v+ dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

! O  H& u5 `  ^: I8 H( g3 EThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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# w: a" g7 n* |+ Q* LLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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1 Y4 ?% ?- u7 qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

9 m' m* X! [5 N( J0 m- d- URowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

2 l! |. _, a+ KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

: }" m! ^/ [3 o- p2 r+ ~! t$ uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

0 L8 L$ F& b# AI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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% o" \) `; c0 WThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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' k& Z; Q. d5 c% o6 USure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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+ r% Y8 ?" l6 L+ ]The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ N' ?) I9 g; ^% S: CThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

6 |$ d/ Z- R7 R; ?Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& x" C* S' B; [% H1 E  cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

. W# b! S+ c# a! g! |Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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