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Blonde Car Accident
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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9 z" W1 w1 Q0 F. h! K& U; }He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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! ^) D; @; t$ I6 [$ SFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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. x% H* x. [, P& _4 i. e* G1 r4 VThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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) E) L6 X4 q7 G; B4 n) s7 C2 Y3 wThis time the blonde laughed even harder.' O9 n* }" F9 Z* d4 `! B3 K
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; D/ z1 q) }8 j; c
+ {2 H; _" |( J' b. f' B, KThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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5 F# r& g7 I5 q a# V) \9 zThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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+ ^" g; a. r D! m/ hRowing Your Boat/ X7 N0 T2 Y6 x) H/ l
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat." |! G ~0 n- z7 G
4 M; c9 }3 J# F3 ]# d- u1 j" M' TThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ Y6 G" Q" g2 L. @
6 W- r( I# C. h( A& gTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 V& k0 U3 M/ T4 O$ {1 S
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I Want to Buy That
# m8 ?0 C7 ]5 z! E+ CA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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5 v5 |0 }* z6 V, P# g( |: Y! ?The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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# d/ a( j& i4 WFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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: }0 l2 Y- C+ J: z% S- @Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.# I, p0 S" k4 G, ]
. b/ l3 B% d' e* S3 ~ Z6 E8 dTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 T- `3 S9 p3 v1 [
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"+ `- l( \, X6 M
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; y/ e, f3 K- G4 z5 H
/ Q9 L! X* ]: {, T( g/ B% L3 yAre You Really Sure?7 d+ F1 ~2 b! w `. a; r, H
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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; t( s3 {) T8 F" |* J: sIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- `3 w* x# ~9 _
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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) w, g; m& r: X7 UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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0 a( e6 f% p* \0 OShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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. T! C+ y' i! I# B) yThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ h( ?. O3 H: I& `
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