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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident, ~& b) a9 M: K8 n) a( v
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.0 L; A) v7 T- a( Y: G4 t. ?

( j6 _* c' x$ k8 x* u( n0 gHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.  o; Z# {7 K. B3 o  s; _
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.$ `* ~; L& |' i. F

* c& g( _' [0 m4 j- ]4 ?This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! m- ^4 A% C7 a) s+ x* f' D
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.: X7 ~' m1 R) \* ]' Y' S- Q; [8 o9 y
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.9 T7 ^8 \/ i' C4 b& B

8 x# g" b* p6 a' V9 ?The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
# b( s/ Z- B, ^, g9 CTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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# l0 D2 o: ?( |0 U0 LThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"( l1 V5 k( |/ F! s
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
0 w' Q4 |9 `" n# x$ t" I( }A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.4 n6 A$ v1 X5 C4 p* s. }& E
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) O$ E1 d# C4 [: X; KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.3 R# f5 }2 t6 J$ y  Q3 {5 n

% r. ^6 H8 D0 Z5 O8 V5 E) x7 Z3 E7 MThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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5 q' S% P9 Z: Y# P+ K, H) S2 ?$ AAre You Really Sure?
% Y% ?7 T8 L" r2 k4 mA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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2 A( A# C4 j5 m) S& QIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 S  U% I7 V+ C& H9 U) u! WOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 \! s. }4 s8 ]2 ^, ?: E

0 g% S& ^1 h! j  {: C% P& u. rThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."  |! y& N" Q" f; {/ u7 j2 S6 `0 x
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Blonde Sky Divers
! l3 b# P: [8 ^9 aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) Y" y: B7 f# S) E6 i- M

" z3 y% ~  K) Q$ E, ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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8 S  L$ ~6 F4 Q7 U+ WThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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! a9 S3 P2 a. _9 G  o; _% A: g[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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