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Blonde Car Accident- ?8 w5 n0 e0 P: R
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.6 [: k5 l: s2 Q w# I# U
8 r& N* w0 s! KHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 R( G1 ?2 s( z- h9 a# L
1 y4 Y4 q5 m2 oFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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6 H2 ~9 v% Y' K8 P5 R8 jThe blonde started laughing.
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& S' z+ a: _9 Y: V# [This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.0 B, l8 R4 h. [/ A0 J) ^
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% Q+ Z. Z8 [, U1 e0 X
( l1 O* z: y% T3 n( i: L! c& }/ CThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"3 Z6 Y6 o7 d! @
2 I( t% b, C3 g3 MRowing Your Boat" i; t3 r9 C9 l+ A2 h7 {
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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8 d4 s: M+ K2 o) l! _The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."5 o& J0 d7 j6 P; ?
$ h: f# \2 H) G# _0 PI Want to Buy That5 o" [; L' Z6 H8 Y
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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- a5 X. d d2 u6 b) Y2 j T6 [The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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0 J( O/ M5 f+ M( s1 y& p4 ]8 aThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.3 x( h1 B1 @. w3 n
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red./ i; L( I$ A) o8 R: M2 h- k! K- Q' @
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 H- L s6 J( S9 z4 K# _The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"( ~; b1 t$ a2 ^8 e4 `
$ t$ g: n% t8 FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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, ^+ q/ u: y: ]$ K8 a$ T% q% RAre You Really Sure?
9 s @7 A, }7 @5 K. v8 }9 y/ F* ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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9 B' i' v2 d! bIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?", |4 V) S7 s9 S! ^
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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3 |! R3 A! n6 T2 J2 W5 V2 Y/ t4 q8 u) IBlonde Sky Divers$ |7 ]/ _# x6 F* ^! C2 P2 |
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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3 ^0 Q, ^7 V- }4 @+ U- y, PThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.; E( M: b* G& t$ X; w% J
+ X6 n3 ` m m8 H' T8 H3 K' NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 H! n+ o9 O5 s, K9 `/ P2 T0 V6 \
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