Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

) x6 g7 i7 `, R- RThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

! b, ~+ v. o- ^4 J' F- NHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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# W" X0 [& _$ n0 m* n9 m9 Z6 u  J- eThe blonde started laughing.

7 y9 A- K1 h  a7 VThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

; @: j+ j' J$ l3 uThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

6 U7 M' M+ W3 V# T" K4 fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

" l* E9 [& g" TThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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# r3 U, k! J2 E, t* c6 hTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
; j* i+ A9 G! ~2 R0 _) [0 Z2 y* Q# r5 IA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

2 Q$ J, }+ C" ?8 g! ]0 T/ vThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' h9 D7 c: V. X$ {7 m3 uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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  r" C- k0 u' |. y- K5 a+ C( E# NTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

- b9 d4 N# Q  s3 B- o( T' A9 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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9 g3 F0 y2 G% W9 bAre You Really Sure?
; ^% D7 B+ }0 J! k$ W  S* aA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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* Y' `) @8 l$ ]  qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

3 _7 Q  ^: Y( H8 M6 ZThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

# n; W5 |2 _4 p3 @She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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