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Blonde Car Accident
, P7 \- @- @5 a) UOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck." v E4 Z6 C. Z" P q& |
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 S5 W5 I# Z* C. Q0 I
; Z, E+ g f) H2 n% pHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.3 T) l3 B( [7 A+ r
* K) D" c1 T& a; N9 `0 MThe blonde started laughing.7 {1 V# V2 X3 L% G- T4 E4 b& h! X( d
/ a$ t& D/ v+ dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! `+ Y$ L) H8 d
! O H& u5 ` ^: I8 H( g3 EThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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# w: a" g7 n* |+ Q* LLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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1 Y4 ?% ?- u7 qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny./ S# o, b$ q, T" c9 ~- f- V
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 I: h4 `& _; _; j% \+ _8 G
9 m' m* X! [5 N( J0 m- d- URowing Your Boat$ I6 \( \2 e* l' R
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 X7 _3 Y8 U# f/ p
2 l! |. _, a+ KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' D" b3 J" ^4 c) u. y. t
: }" m! ^/ [3 o- p2 r+ ~! t$ uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."- O7 x: j% t$ R: x! E
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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% o" \) `; c0 WThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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' k& Z; Q. d5 c% o6 USure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.3 r0 P* ?8 v0 `6 F
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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+ r% Y8 ?" l6 L+ ]The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ N' ?) I9 g; ^% S: CThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' h! {0 c4 a1 `+ U2 `
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& x" C* S' B; [% H1 E cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."; r" p+ ~. v2 _% n% G. q8 ]1 s
. W# b! S+ c# a! g! |Blonde Sky Divers3 ]5 l+ O8 B7 K" c' P
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.3 k; e! p3 ^8 d% V3 I0 ]0 Q
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.+ Q+ E1 ^, ]- L. R3 K4 x
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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