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Blonde Car Accident
Y9 ]$ C/ t7 E$ {! F5 c' ^8 EOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( G4 Y6 E( P! S% N9 o* k; hThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. A- t8 L& K# }: f* s# ~% U
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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# G% w6 M3 t2 J9 I+ V9 {6 O/ H3 \ |Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.8 \5 Q! c" _$ |- A6 b% d# f+ l: D
1 x0 |( J/ [8 V. p. {7 g/ n% bThe blonde started laughing.; U% Y9 ^- L" Y, r. f1 T
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! |6 F% x! a0 P; S# j0 o% _5 v' P
/ g, |# q- a8 p" c; y1 o1 JThis time the blonde laughed even harder.6 Y" u. K5 a& X t ^
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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/ J' e, v$ R5 Z7 f I1 C: _" x! g4 EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ D$ J/ Q' f1 [
2 L' r1 L3 ]% ~3 M, i4 z/ N6 BThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"+ B5 ~7 w4 v4 P. W+ x9 T, A3 Z- B _
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Rowing Your Boat1 T& k4 e' ]6 B$ O' M
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: S5 y- y4 [& eTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.") n/ r6 y |6 D0 \4 f1 _- D
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I Want to Buy That
; J' h- K x L9 V, b! c! m$ V- tA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 s: G4 n' x8 D1 D
1 M( n2 q, x2 C% jThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% m% ~; y! P& K7 f" y) I
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 @( s7 q9 c/ N; `6 K
) \3 |; y% f$ Z& ?0 `/ uSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.( H0 D+ F7 U5 H$ p" @3 p3 ^
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 w: p4 Y k Y( k
3 e; v& s& S3 mThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"0 H" E, C- R/ Z4 d% g
2 u6 Q4 ]* L* }7 j2 \Are You Really Sure?2 h; O* d) t3 y/ z$ f
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 l6 [) E2 W' N9 W4 {5 C+ ~# C* t% y
. Q* m0 A5 X$ L$ A# R9 m, g8 @In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 p: |2 A+ c3 x. U/ _" U3 a
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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7 y; s+ S( T# S: _The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ [5 d7 E3 u0 z$ E- _. P* ?
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& t) T$ `- n/ V) R" FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.9 a/ ^% D% @' v% y& Y
: c6 g5 d6 g0 e" y( S. ]( X8 f. _She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.4 ?7 q3 p0 ^* \3 r4 j+ f$ j9 m/ P- \
' o+ U3 @% u8 [; U! ^7 ]) T" sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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