Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
: z/ }' b& W1 p( ]One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

( J5 S, m6 o7 cHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

. R& M. o( T. J  ?- b. C; E+ bThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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# V+ D7 j7 x0 H" P& W/ nThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

$ A$ y; H& g  x/ ~The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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# I+ _; P3 P5 r& x, z4 F/ |/ K% fThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

2 U, u* K( B' B: {! EI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

$ m. c; x6 o+ t: e" G# yThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- z9 I# r3 A" b  g$ pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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- S( k0 v, N# k: STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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& c2 P* C( x% KThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

- t( `8 x$ J' v- X9 j- BAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

: A7 O" Z' r$ F/ f0 D9 O1 y* m) g" lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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' ~: P% l$ d% {" A1 C! R+ L; jOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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$ G! I) j* ?# ]( }4 h8 hBlonde Sky Divers
. u& ?. t: S" e; p: e* m/ cA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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) B  m! F$ ^$ x6 w" ^# |The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

: l& Z0 O0 g( p/ _& RShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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" T, X3 ~% C% k, [: \The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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