Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
4 @8 h/ {5 E" Q* D2 k& m4 XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! \; @! m9 {! Q! u9 d1 HHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

2 h! d6 v: ~7 jFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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  d+ M: L& f" F) U& @0 MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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. C3 q- c/ v+ Z  s  g( QRowing Your Boat
3 l/ O. E/ o" I) Y# v" j" z3 TTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 Y/ B! F1 x" b$ X: I/ J+ _, x) i+ OThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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" C# m* H" C# n4 m( y1 c: N0 @$ dTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
+ d5 y* J$ F: x- d. i7 t: qA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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# D3 I% q" ]7 J, i& V+ Y9 I5 PThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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+ Y. C/ c5 W/ u+ LIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

1 g& e+ V7 k# l- D* p/ LOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

  Z0 y) D% z1 g8 v; ^+ {The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
! A# q% O' g: d/ B# SA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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* ~8 w! ]: k/ x[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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