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Blonde Car Accident
% A% C+ q, z$ y% _5 ?% f$ {One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% v5 |! ^& ?0 w0 e# S0 {
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.2 P" q6 g1 Q0 h8 j
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.' c# N5 G, f0 O9 i# }' i; ?* j
& m/ g. q e+ }This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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5 L8 [0 e# M NThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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' L- Q# w8 @, F, [) M$ eLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 o, @1 A3 W3 }+ k# JThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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& V" W3 T9 ]; v! c& f' XRowing Your Boat% b8 ^$ Z5 y+ c0 }) v
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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* p" L$ y% j+ n( A2 a7 ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"5 `% i+ s4 \$ v0 F5 s" x. _5 o* s
" v9 T- s% Q) jTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( f$ i( h* G& n, F* j
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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# J- I" k# V* e: H$ O# WFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 y8 t; `. F: A( r, U5 S6 o1 _
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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" q$ z3 i6 u) m3 h4 p( g+ XTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
# B& x- Q# d8 A8 [6 O, p3 qA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."* v9 F/ c: M1 S6 b! J4 b. Q7 A
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"3 g( B X4 g2 J, c6 l9 ]$ [7 q5 l% j; q
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.", K5 E% b( E8 U; h8 _
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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9 i1 J% N! c/ m5 [3 pThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.4 A& y& a; k, R( t% \
6 U0 I* V/ z. Q3 T9 T! o; oThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?". p g6 \. H& K* D% C7 A2 ]% @ [
! V9 ]4 }* U1 v' E- g0 w[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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