Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
/ C8 [0 M, N3 t8 Q; k& s, XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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* F. W. G0 s5 z  Z: |% ~, nThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

  K/ i  h/ o) CThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

9 Z. t! V5 e1 j# ^0 NLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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  t. q/ }* T8 R# E; ^2 mThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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: B9 x$ v5 X9 _- r8 n1 uRowing Your Boat
1 c2 f8 L" Z5 e7 vTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
- W7 j9 }" U( ^5 h9 t  kA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

% I( F: b& l7 o, o8 \2 lThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 c; K8 j. \. }+ c; WFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 v% N( K; M/ FOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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2 L" w3 H: q4 d! j- |The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

. O$ ]* ?3 P* {The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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0 y" {7 D3 S5 v% O  L4 v3 W# ^The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

2 B$ u: ]3 s+ K& r' ^  a% `[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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