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Blonde Car Accident
, a5 E2 X: x2 g3 i% j$ ROne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.: r, U! J2 F9 r, z
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The blonde started laughing.
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# j+ h, Z8 f. F' yThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 u1 J' }2 q& L/ J9 z
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.6 u& k4 G. ?' p d; X
$ j1 |3 a8 M4 V9 ?) gThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.' f4 L @2 d( i- x: A/ h R Z
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat: @7 J# b0 i+ W' G+ A; o
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. Z- w O; o5 L( `3 a" @4 i
: v' @5 w" A$ E7 ^. X* g+ KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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/ O* Q) b J: I: c ~% ` bTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.": A$ e" V3 q0 {) B$ h$ Q
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I Want to Buy That+ W, p$ F/ x; t& I- U2 d
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.6 c% C0 j8 P2 w: R1 }) _+ ]
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 b Q- ?8 c6 c; p. C W
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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% |1 {- k/ E/ o4 |! O+ OSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- E1 G2 S$ ]- K% E9 S6 X" j
* s r& V8 [/ N: BTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.* d* X* a" X! y. C
" g: n0 v. d: O% j! CThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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' Q9 ?, L7 a* }* z2 `, mThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"& k4 T0 \5 m6 t
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Are You Really Sure?
& ?1 k/ H' p/ VA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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! i4 `/ b2 N. x4 O! ZIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"* h1 U, D+ V0 h4 j0 P6 o! H+ a
2 W$ p$ ~8 E7 fThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 c) Z# S+ e4 z7 ?/ ?; i$ z
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Blonde Sky Divers
3 J6 R- X$ h5 E/ K XA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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3 i) F* B8 |9 P4 U3 j& n& x# eShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.1 j# e. s5 S; S4 |; H
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?". M( Z( x5 D1 D$ m1 P+ K/ I' }
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