Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
& r' I$ A2 D+ N% u- c; f1 HOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

" h9 b/ \7 |% s0 FThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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/ q$ x0 i6 k9 u4 n% l, ?/ pThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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& `5 ^# B( }1 J. c' xRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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$ W. ~& m7 R: a; fI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

) I. ^# ~  F" KThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

+ E  i9 X. i9 ^# z* KThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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& Y  D9 R' Q* h9 ~8 fFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

9 @) t- E2 a; f- P1 G3 gThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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- ?, O' B+ t  T3 ^Are You Really Sure?
7 @" ?. q; G9 o, s9 DA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. D3 s# `3 a% J8 |& U9 Z. nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

2 I" S) j# s8 y) l& d3 j2 G& o7 h& q9 EThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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. _6 u* G! t0 |" b7 A% r7 QThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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3 P( f, A$ A$ ]. N& A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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