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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident& T3 A- W- Z$ P3 D$ e6 I9 m
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 ~, e- U; ^9 ]& S$ @

9 j  C  a# g0 l' J6 F* J2 ^The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.- d/ V' P6 P! l5 y
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.# e" }, M$ D2 S5 \& S
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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) O+ v9 f, `. d6 T" C" P: }7 FThis time the blonde laughed even harder.* ]0 |( ~0 {1 \( ?: V" M1 P# V" L* }
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; F; t5 ?/ v7 \8 N8 m: E: Q# w' s

( T) y) t* S! b7 e' DThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"; ^# x' P( n7 ]; d' L3 Z
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Rowing Your Boat
; n; y+ }6 |# o3 }1 X5 xTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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7 B0 I- O2 U& \1 rTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ {4 [3 Q; A8 h8 Y& G/ x4 s7 \
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I Want to Buy That
  O) q7 w( E- K# K4 _' J& FA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) S; a6 `1 F" X, ^0 ~, S. y
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.3 B5 r. w1 ~+ W; v

1 M4 `9 F5 B' b! }/ |" ^7 y3 vTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"; w# g5 H( R# u+ q8 b

/ {' ~( h1 N+ m! S; FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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6 A6 }0 M( a8 X( Z$ g% sAre You Really Sure?
7 M+ T9 v* J% L. Y" xA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 i* z; u( r+ m# s

- w! z; G- m; O2 x% uOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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4 x% B6 Y, I5 G6 J! e0 wThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- @3 y4 N# K  r: D5 h7 e
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Blonde Sky Divers
1 b0 F- f, d/ }A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.1 W& x8 }. Q0 r# t' X( |

7 c) O3 m2 Z6 K+ GThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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/ A, d/ H" S% o; HShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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$ W7 R7 ~# ~5 u- \* [  t) `The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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