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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident/ A. R) H0 V6 i% J- K. K6 f
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck./ ?0 z% {" D! R1 }( V& i3 @# {
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! U. R# b8 ?* b5 d0 h& e6 f
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires., J* I8 Z  s+ M8 W

3 a; F/ y+ z0 w% r2 r" mThe blonde started laughing.
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! L4 m) `/ u2 q2 C; l# O) n" ^# |This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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5 y) w8 E9 `1 A- ZThis time the blonde laughed even harder.3 V4 K) c3 g& x! v1 z  x: I
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% T+ D* t: g$ _  ?. R* N& u

, G  y1 s' Q: Z$ Q; X! QThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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( u& j  Y% t: q. n# ?  l2 cRowing Your Boat
2 m" i' A% Z; r, q( A' ?% C- M, CTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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. x: |$ q. _% I" w5 b! JI Want to Buy That1 ?. h5 s0 N6 R& D% Y; k& x
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.' P' J' X2 F! A1 i3 P. W8 N
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.7 j' n% t1 B* _( ?/ e4 B: a3 b/ Y
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.& o( a/ G7 T" i. W

* h( d" _/ q  n" ?5 EFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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4 r. @2 r7 t) W3 `2 s4 U" x) STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 g: ^' W/ ^  t$ G2 Y* YAre You Really Sure?7 b: C: Z/ V8 J, v) {3 @4 T/ |
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"/ u6 [/ k4 r* c$ M$ Y9 H
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 j$ ]* R" q: u9 ~$ {+ D. R/ u

3 {" z% V+ J: K8 G6 C7 \The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."  K  b2 L$ f3 z9 X
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Blonde Sky Divers
; q: d7 G+ @1 P( \- L3 b9 p' FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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+ S1 I+ y& O3 G0 p5 J: EThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.5 Q/ e) R$ R4 g/ F, [
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.) i" G0 s" N' w2 g2 S9 M$ R7 E  T: r

1 J& U% x% y6 J7 D5 L1 B+ }The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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