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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident' M" l$ A, a5 O5 V* t9 f3 U+ p; Q
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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7 E  _5 V1 C& j1 DThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! W6 ^6 p, t! W! z6 H$ O, n2 C
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.% n5 p% O) r1 x" a) z. \
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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- {0 a1 Z& K. u9 A& BThe blonde started laughing.' N* W7 K: A. T% x, p& w
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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- E9 z  }8 S6 M* yThis time the blonde laughed even harder.+ h/ ]+ T( T. e+ d4 \% r4 y: N
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.- _" z. ]* G2 c

, M. \! ~9 D- TThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.  n0 B3 H- _( q  w6 y
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
" F5 x  X6 s  \- F( B. G: K) vTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". r/ j0 @- k5 h7 v; L, T/ Z

4 ^' a- n# {3 _+ rTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."; w( y& Y5 R- w
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I Want to Buy That
9 |' o1 Z" C% I; jA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.9 Y; a* O. ^5 j) K; L, t* t
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( A6 _6 g8 o8 j- b$ k# A0 z
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.; i1 f. I* \& L5 P; v) T

3 p( e% p/ p: n% c) s* h1 ZFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.3 E! g6 Q# e7 G: F! y
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.$ N0 _) Q- I. g) i+ d% t2 e, I3 L

, j# v3 P" T$ I+ [6 s7 BTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ n$ z) E- A% \9 F( d1 O

" g; D$ p8 J7 M! @" ^# `* zThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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7 L4 i' v. w6 R2 |0 SThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"5 x: t) X: x, ^
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Are You Really Sure?
& k, j! S% Y; E4 l4 mA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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, {2 B" q" R6 T) n* qIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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, G/ l. I; [" ?, ?The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& b" f. \2 Y6 [6 [% [8 {* }She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"9 l* z0 F; B8 T5 Q& b6 z

3 ~# Q9 r) }$ A+ U! v2 U: _( W- ?+ g8 G[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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