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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident  N) v1 O. Y3 Z  G3 J5 E4 o
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.( M) u7 a$ x2 j2 J) e& b% D

9 F; h  r6 C* J0 t; ?4 u, k% hThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.; z8 z. X# J7 i: W8 C/ \

1 m+ s$ t" d% |7 V7 r2 I% c. w* |1 SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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9 M' o0 G. [  R3 jThis time the blonde laughed even harder.8 L6 B1 k/ Z, ]
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.( e8 x+ D4 |* f$ R# e. a+ |
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.  q- c) |" t1 E( D  E

1 s5 a2 i+ X- S, e: QThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"( N5 T. _  h3 t2 z& h$ y! \' C

. d9 [! D6 ?0 aRowing Your Boat$ Q( G! U! F3 _
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.+ L0 s8 B0 p* j) D/ B" v& I

3 W' o% q" t# I2 lThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"- {, C: K1 ~8 Q8 \5 ^+ Z( P% t0 c

# u$ l: Q* q( r/ s" {To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". H. w; P& d1 L

9 Q; a0 _( V1 z# d$ N) A/ g9 PI Want to Buy That
* D1 b' [! v. q5 j0 z" WA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 K3 g! K# H& O& d' Q2 i& ?

0 z& @- N( k( d3 zThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.+ x7 f: [5 v* |2 m+ g- h
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.; l, G/ c( s' x/ W1 N
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.6 N; X2 c7 d: h0 G  v

7 [% a% W: Y- e5 J6 aTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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) ?* z$ Q0 o, ~) Z2 P1 R) HThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- W% ?3 y! _6 ]

, O4 l" K6 n: Z! xThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"! _1 S) z" v$ f  o- e  n$ m
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Are You Really Sure?
4 w6 B, G; x# DA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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( V( W+ l9 @  t7 F/ |# xIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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8 |0 U1 [- U' @6 u' \6 S, qOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# t+ x5 A7 J1 C* d
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Blonde Sky Divers/ ?. _$ A, c8 r1 u* f9 M6 ^
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.5 ?. h( j" b- p

8 n! E3 H6 q- x* ~1 KThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.. d8 H9 u$ g( U8 K& K' u4 {* b+ q
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.3 T5 T) r3 ]4 |

9 J# n9 g1 B" M: z% t$ rThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"5 e' x* _2 o0 j* y' `4 U. j

& \% _# O9 V& y6 R[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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