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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
3 {& F% J+ Q  a  W: Z2 iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 l! L% A- O, @) g% i0 e2 ~3 j

1 i2 [/ F, a0 ^( HThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.% {- {9 U" y3 x/ ~4 u

+ m( \; i( n9 T# D+ W8 M# ^9 jFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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* l8 o$ @, a+ A# Z% p$ ?The blonde started laughing.
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5 y5 F, {4 k' i  O( qThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% R5 r+ Q8 }- g: Y
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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1 K3 Y8 w* p# n4 {, o( JLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 m1 h, u  F# Q& x2 n
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! |; S" }, E2 ]
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"$ b8 E- @; l6 }  q$ O& M
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Rowing Your Boat0 M" _. B! c4 m+ v! U+ ^% ]; V9 X
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 b7 C/ z' W4 l* hThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."5 e0 {6 r  u* V' t$ }0 y7 L! v
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I Want to Buy That* \. _% c7 m' X/ |( o; l1 R
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.  A/ r+ ?9 `4 P2 y
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.5 R3 g3 i- a0 B

, L7 A7 [  m5 }& z& O5 QFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 S+ t5 o' R. S1 g& k
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ h# P9 C. T" ~3 pTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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# @. C% I5 v" K1 T4 {4 }The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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" T- {1 B* m1 k3 @The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"( Z2 X  i! U9 t5 a: q" p+ H
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Are You Really Sure?
8 R5 k0 R2 y( }& }A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"+ r4 W( f1 H0 j/ B4 k

1 j" c- L3 @; E0 s8 UIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."7 x9 c+ T+ I$ n, R9 _7 r# H
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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  ^/ ~* U5 U6 O$ h& {5 YThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers0 b9 |3 k( H. F% Z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.; ~* Y: \- g- z

/ Z( `2 U( M8 A( C, g: ~& MThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ O' G' ~" j+ K% `
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.; I7 A+ N$ x6 U4 @, m
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 _' o9 d& e: w: {; c

) ]6 q/ u& j- M" J( D4 \& E. Y, |[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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