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Blonde Car Accident9 p3 D8 T. d2 O% \3 I1 @ p
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 r# ^ q3 P* n _
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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, [6 r3 |: @% h/ X) mHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.& D1 v( {) q/ S2 V* Q& r
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.1 k5 z, _/ x5 D! P3 O% i. i. b
* ], p6 }+ |5 J; G8 j3 [This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 i% Y9 f. t) A5 }% X
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.) [; a: @7 F3 u0 }! O
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.' j5 M- E, E( l- p& `* s- L
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"- g# f2 \8 N, q0 a" a6 I
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Rowing Your Boat
9 D. v9 _. o) kTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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, f- \& q* I* zThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"! C# T) k+ I' ~1 S. }& `9 |
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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4 h( x9 M" E T0 M2 jI Want to Buy That
M- x/ j1 b2 H2 R! Z+ b0 p2 HA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.6 X' G: G# i8 K: m
! ~) a/ S1 N! W& V8 }The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.5 t/ m5 e; R1 s* A5 {
4 s9 e, B8 J4 |, `8 WThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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: m. w3 v. K( @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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; B$ P+ [4 Q2 }8 ]( U" qTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes./ ] Q6 |$ r) U' g7 X( K# J
9 E i* g1 [8 o& P5 ?The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" ]. _, I% ^) ]3 F
, ]) o9 k* \; O* G4 m# JAre You Really Sure?
% y& D5 {) Q1 ~# sA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?": a, k. Z$ M3 G0 [2 I) l" X
- i* f( R$ ?+ h7 ?% b5 V" tIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% k9 k9 @6 |; ^* s
' z1 v, b) x8 a, M7 jOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"5 I$ c6 ]) \ T3 ]" D$ r9 `
e; f/ M! X! d6 bThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
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+ v4 F7 P! z2 C5 J, Z9 dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- i8 O( C/ a7 ?
$ ~5 Y9 l5 U wShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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