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Blonde Car Accident
' `% i( M9 ~: v7 JOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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# @) o0 [/ ]; o6 W3 }' aThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ s+ A% O T6 E' a% y- }, u
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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: i2 \& \2 A9 q" l0 t: y! `/ h6 yThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder." \4 r }* W/ j- ?- D6 l
3 w* q! F$ Y; w$ @* j! G# S: bLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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. m8 R, N2 ?3 P& c oThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.) v3 s$ b ] `$ J2 R6 [
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 Z8 B( W: h' Q0 cRowing Your Boat* A, J& ]$ _+ ]
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.% _" h$ V f# e9 u- z5 H4 w' @' @
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"! v( j! @ P! E9 p3 g% g' \ j0 c
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."2 r! K/ w T$ i. ~7 @6 n. [* ^8 j
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$ \3 F! g1 F' p8 f0 b; zA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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* Z" u+ F; L! S: J2 x0 u- d9 FThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 B9 g: L9 v& Y8 b* W L
+ y" ?& H1 X9 u& g3 XThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 t; F9 K2 F$ B" i+ ?3 e4 aFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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# \) p5 t0 n; Y) k- KSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time./ ~. t7 m& G! G* V. |" F% ~+ h
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"+ z; x, d% G9 x! O
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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1 |. y; d: r; U1 `Are You Really Sure?; k+ Y$ e" T7 I0 d8 M
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"7 o5 _. V+ j! K. z
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"9 I, t" r4 k* O: ~4 {4 C
) f9 t4 o% \/ H0 y; E$ S- d; lThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ Y/ s& {! N" H/ a4 r/ d$ b
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Blonde Sky Divers
2 n. Z f/ ?0 n" y O. U- ] [A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 b; J9 x. d$ o7 ]
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.- V, A: h) O6 s/ a1 Y
9 s4 w0 ^ U1 i# x* sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"7 o& P/ C7 L! l: V3 Y6 x
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