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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident! R* I: d4 |% C
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 `- N4 p9 a' E- h% k% d
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.$ ~3 M6 ^% D2 j7 I0 `+ ?

! u" n2 x: B  ]  IHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.9 b* a6 b7 l: {% Y! P0 I3 Y

& y% m: I7 T& a0 P" V0 T0 @- fFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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7 p; E7 P$ B) ^- R2 vThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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  @' }) l9 B+ d+ V6 jThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., h) {- U/ N* r' a7 R4 _1 v- c

0 J! W( j+ P$ Z, BThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"# n/ I# d; P0 c3 x, Q6 K
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Rowing Your Boat
% Z# z' @' O+ DTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: `# J$ x, k( B/ @# \1 N( o
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"% `3 O( h! R( T4 w+ H
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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1 o0 `8 d' `7 E3 g* f. cI Want to Buy That
3 X( ^/ j( q9 [2 E3 Y$ o4 `) GA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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6 ]" D- Z" q% B& H9 e  Z. T5 s; F  |Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.0 R" @5 H( m& W; r/ h" k1 a7 z3 o- Z
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.; f3 G. K- c) C1 g; j  ]/ S
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 }  L  {2 m7 f2 R

9 J7 j# j: L- O: l/ p  w& NThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"$ C4 Q8 g6 K' F% [1 Z
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Are You Really Sure?& i5 t1 y. Z2 C8 w, B
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?", [! p# ~: m6 A9 \* Z" P, S( x

6 O1 r; ~7 O- s$ }# }2 D. @+ s) AIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% H- V2 _  c% J8 N" _8 B; _$ m  Y

( j( l7 n9 h$ c$ m) IOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"* X2 X" M. R1 p) ]; Q- T/ M
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
6 A. h9 p! @. ?$ K, d. \0 rA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.1 b- W. x! j4 ^$ u5 u

+ c& B9 p' ~' C/ Y' T- xThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.4 R, {# ?; V4 H# S# A

" C2 I: T; B! U# Y2 S: K: `She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.+ l% ^* n. N( ^

4 K) J" v- J6 C0 m! s0 r& z' Q: sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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