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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident: N) r( c; J9 s. v
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- r: R, \3 A$ P7 |% N# p% \1 U

$ W: j* P: G! W9 I% c0 n; w: fThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.$ L* I0 b* R6 K4 N9 R
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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! u, \1 o4 S1 j( PFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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0 w, T" \) x- X- `1 _The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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; M3 N, w/ r  U: @This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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( U1 l" w8 }% e& w7 y$ HLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% ]- P' E3 p3 q, K

" N* j) b/ \) ?1 V- O0 s9 KThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"0 d4 V9 b8 }( u2 B* P7 d
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Rowing Your Boat4 q+ K; _- x+ s  a2 ^
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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: o' g5 b+ [4 o$ F: H: kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ B" h5 P, p. r4 F0 m* U
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". ^2 K2 M. Z1 `% f
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I Want to Buy That
* I3 C4 h3 l, b7 v" H% P& bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 W7 R& o1 e9 N
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 T& t% d: b) X* a

4 e% V* z7 t  n) Y) qSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.5 q7 {* ~) P' S0 O

) ^6 T3 S; b  Y  W: K$ |) `To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.  j; B8 n# y1 Z0 g- H- B& O5 q0 P
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
" a' h8 Q6 o1 P: {5 S6 AA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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3 A3 `( [# v8 s/ dIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"  d4 T/ O' R: ~$ G2 v
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
8 _, V. w: M' ]4 _$ w/ oA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"* z3 t$ V' k6 D% e& b$ r. C& B
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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