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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident7 s# ^  R: t: m7 C, [3 e9 E/ {
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.8 G1 G6 S5 H% N2 f

$ k* r8 x: s7 q8 H3 t& B; yThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.. T+ g' K+ ?0 f# M/ I2 ?

  R* j5 c! k2 ?; E/ V( N* VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." W4 H) m6 F, U; L; b, ?

/ c* P' c9 u! H. LThe blonde started laughing.' c% |  V/ Y( ]
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) C! R! |8 s7 U8 i2 {

" d7 R2 a) q0 a' SThis time the blonde laughed even harder., @, A" B/ f8 L, m

# g; y/ A! b8 L! pLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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: F6 l7 ~- X! r: u3 ZThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"& A+ Z9 ~9 S6 n7 A
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Rowing Your Boat* [( v2 j5 E7 Y% p/ A; }3 O
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.2 Y! a" c; h# Z& h: s: Y, E* y

+ j  L, m: V1 A# gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 C3 c4 X0 G! o3 i9 A2 [, nTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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* f5 B' ?9 n7 M9 t0 E% o0 R* eI Want to Buy That7 W) v# j4 e4 N7 G% M
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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; O9 b% T  l; G" b/ TThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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7 U$ A! j* W2 IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., e. s# W; P1 f% w) G5 f# N  ?4 s
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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) H" j$ t  A' N. e7 S& tSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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2 I1 T/ Y4 b, ITo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.# v& ]. o$ c$ k- p7 G7 B, U3 g; n) j

' g" m4 O5 a" g" v. X8 A6 GThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"" b1 V6 J7 B& ^, w$ r/ y

) t5 m0 u/ O0 OAre You Really Sure?
1 i9 m, n+ t4 K  `7 W; g& z8 RA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"- M9 N$ Q+ E/ Q' Z" y5 q2 |

" S' a1 E( F8 iIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; U) _: z' r5 @- U
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"3 Z1 _0 }% ]5 r5 }; q/ I  A4 d

# h( T& B3 i, e0 A) C. ?! AThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ Z- X0 ]5 W- _
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Blonde Sky Divers
- o# x$ ?+ t* P! r# e# U. EA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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- d5 e  c" _" k2 R' D* r: EThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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: H" e2 w+ c6 V4 u# cShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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