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Blonde Car Accident
* ?/ E. q0 ^" `- fOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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' V' n# S I4 H, |8 \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.2 Z, ?4 I- F6 G' W' x3 t: S
8 O5 s- ~9 Z& V. [) k. F; IHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.& [: C2 j# I) s! R, |( Y% r
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.2 V1 D1 }1 C5 _4 J+ F7 r: \' {, g
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This time the blonde laughed even harder. n5 b6 i8 t- s( k- H* b5 ^' a
& s5 q: [ u7 lLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.4 X0 S) r) w, B$ `
. T) {' l) `9 |+ I3 m- g! y; lThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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& w2 E4 A" `$ W! }Rowing Your Boat+ q3 l* c' y! a3 J2 n8 B
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 L, `% e" I A6 g/ D2 yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ s* p7 F0 A* R) r0 H
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I Want to Buy That
3 u" j7 g, c8 N C. X# ]" VA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. B* K7 u9 }" _5 E5 ]6 p7 r
- V* b( W6 c$ xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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. Y7 k, \: {! VSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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) v& o3 p D- g' _+ _+ OTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes./ u( e) b8 H2 B* b! k
7 C8 K- g) I( A& }7 L8 v* F5 S' qThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ h7 K8 W1 Z* P+ P+ [( n% XThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
0 \4 x, P9 k" u5 [) c' V8 LA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.". U* z& r" l& T# G8 w6 g( [! c$ N
2 c$ K8 i( L3 Y$ H* }5 O2 x- C8 hOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" O' o1 b3 y* H7 z+ N, s
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers- x i( O* s: P
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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! g N& Y9 H/ Y, Y. q& d! iThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.- j: ^! |, Y- J0 J* M
: w! p6 X5 }2 d2 SThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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