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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
( j+ x% Z& I, G! DOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.: N0 d! T( k+ i. f
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 g+ [0 M0 K( q3 T+ m* R; SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; \% H% T: q$ H  [3 @! v# {! c
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.+ S  G* v1 d& o* b* g
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The blonde started laughing.9 }9 j- P( t2 A" I: N8 ~

, l" h+ D9 ]: L& {" F( X, h' `4 _This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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0 @9 I- e  p% o- g+ DLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., p: _9 o9 n$ p( v* G8 ~
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"$ ^$ p% k. s$ ]; L0 d

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( M/ N# ]# \8 F7 P7 u& Z# QTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 Q3 y9 J& W7 s% d9 Z

! j8 R5 z  Y% z$ W" `( V/ v. UThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"5 s8 f+ A; h2 g5 h

; m# H, a( D8 a  _2 j" VTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."* d8 g! O7 M, ?9 ^6 Z. I! k6 F

* M) I( s1 B) E! w, w7 [; D2 cI Want to Buy That7 h3 p& F& y2 {8 h2 t8 O# O
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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1 ~7 ]2 g1 M; ^7 B/ M( Q% g, ^The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.! D: o- u- C* [) X% N/ f1 ?
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.% L' ~* w+ h; _* J0 o/ G( C/ ^, W

3 Z6 H+ {0 G( a4 y4 JSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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2 t7 d4 y% j! D) F1 Y% g3 iTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.# O0 c& g) J  o! F+ `, R' m

9 j  E- J3 i7 ^  f. h7 y) X+ H- qThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" X- j. ]6 t$ N1 U& [+ y

. q$ ~* ?  O4 Q% {The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"  o: L) s8 N7 q" s: u7 `& X

1 h! s/ f- x1 U" J* \6 M' l* m% o" \Are You Really Sure?
& ~2 e! N6 l1 n, h3 D% cA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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$ \6 M4 ~5 \! @Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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5 t4 A1 {5 s/ P9 _Blonde Sky Divers
& j: P1 i: z6 l, h; c* f+ z( RA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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. B1 s( K8 Q0 OThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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( Q: p5 W8 N, L0 X/ u3 NShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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. v$ O4 b& A. f: D4 U$ Q& H& wThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ R0 A- K0 M, [$ b& H  j8 O+ C

  t1 t! B  k7 q$ U8 a+ C: D[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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