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Blonde Car Accident" W: [+ @% e; X
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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/ c; ` P& a) ~+ }8 FHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.8 m' g. r5 s" B5 h$ J. E' b
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.6 o. f" X8 a) K0 h4 b
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The blonde started laughing.9 m, f: |9 {1 E; y- F8 q# m
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.1 V& ?/ Z5 M- M
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"# ?4 u. N( a7 l. y/ ]3 g# s! q
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Rowing Your Boat
G! v7 a5 z" E2 T( nTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.' B" T! r8 R: @/ _8 Q9 y
/ C5 Z; e! N3 `' R; dThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."$ }" ~6 M3 J$ x- l) h3 W2 F
' t/ Z/ ?! P0 i; J! t1 lI Want to Buy That
/ t# x. L6 N& pA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) A- X; o/ @+ g n5 |
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.. F; p& X" t2 ~' Y
7 `" @) n9 W* W. U2 S$ vFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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; l, O9 V% q. HSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( j; C- _ g) j
+ d2 U7 \ H- g* f4 XTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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- T! c# N7 h$ l+ P: TThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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. u6 f, r; S$ O/ C) H& H( TAre You Really Sure?/ d; G3 ?, x( N/ {. X; { ^
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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: D) y0 x# G+ @5 C, \* `$ AIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& S- M1 ^! Q7 L' \, i3 Z( CThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
+ I1 P/ l8 k" r1 a* J1 fA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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8 p d, j+ C# v3 C( iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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' K& D7 M5 t4 m2 L[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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