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Blonde Car Accident
$ m+ v3 i0 R& g9 y3 G2 XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.. d' {) k2 _) `; J2 z. T
! B7 i i5 [: x6 f4 }The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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' i5 t3 G8 k9 _* T# P: }7 w! h SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.3 F" q C2 E! r" Q! l
, j; I/ u% J5 D% n/ u6 r; O+ KFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.. B0 k% R. Z3 a
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.1 a, N* C1 l8 e: [: j; M: E
" m% V* A4 Y. Y, kThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat8 m! h9 |4 o) G( B& B+ b
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. X8 v2 w) v l4 Q7 h# T+ H
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". y0 ^1 F' k$ _" \6 @
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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; Q& d5 { K. y4 ]$ d/ j4 W) I4 gI Want to Buy That
L) ^' T, p6 x' i* b2 }A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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/ l: q! ?, @' k6 u6 TFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* J: G; u" v4 D" bTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"0 Q2 Z( i q0 Y& p# B
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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! a& Q& d( W @) D9 Y( n# qAre You Really Sure?5 V/ w" o8 {$ W9 }* |6 c9 z
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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! r) p' `/ @! N. a% kIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?", u7 m: \" x- \
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ D& M# E, s+ D# X4 jA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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3 x' Y m: z# o! u0 v' \* [The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ h; d: p1 s' n& G- C
. ^9 C5 v4 s+ U& _" ZShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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