Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
! @3 ]9 ]& o; X* fOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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8 E5 {. S+ o( }0 FThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

" V4 F' V" W6 v4 AHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

+ Z1 {% R) u' c: T2 IThe blonde started laughing.

! i, t4 I: x9 S. mThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

( l- `8 \, J# t3 SThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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- Z6 H* h( g4 x. E3 ?The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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! Z6 f" q8 d: f  D2 S  mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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9 D) I! A9 d; J5 B6 DFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

& T0 N) s* J3 T) L  ^% E# \, ZSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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9 ?$ `6 A) V& m7 w$ Z+ }, UTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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; x5 n7 \- B1 J0 o3 Y/ OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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: Z, S8 B  _9 W" h* D* z( YAre You Really Sure?
( V* ]' B& D( C4 d% s! {A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

3 L' x/ t' ~7 _  {% M* UIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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* f; n/ ~4 X; ?6 c6 nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

( g: t. k+ u# ~; cBlonde Sky Divers
% q; s' B0 v9 _% Q7 T! J9 vA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

# Z5 m4 q! W. `. k* gThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

# a) g5 w4 q" jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

7 ^, I- {/ a& C6 NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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