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Blonde Car Accident
! I0 v, r% M7 d3 W, S7 V! l, xOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.& h1 ]' Q' _* R2 n' v$ E
! `" w5 U. Z0 D0 }/ r) YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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+ Q, O# u5 e4 R) n" r4 BHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.' j H3 p1 r" b5 f/ Y, l
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.* b" F4 y6 h$ @8 P: J
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This time the blonde laughed even harder., H2 u1 v2 H4 W) v
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.5 C! D3 H( e0 M1 \" ^
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!": r4 g, G6 {9 }- J* u5 D( Z2 r, H
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Rowing Your Boat2 ]* K& ?: B8 B( F+ C: k1 h* i
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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0 z0 c2 V2 t6 {0 QThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ C5 y0 A' Z9 m4 a- ~
. k- A9 g0 O$ aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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: q) v, X8 _( E3 I* E- PI Want to Buy That
) S3 j( {% t4 ` r6 K, Y: @2 }A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! l% C) i! O8 y+ w
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.' a. ]! U0 k, f# y8 g
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) Q5 h* g: o. |" a2 z. b# S9 QFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" N/ k3 Q$ F1 N& ~- ^Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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; V( n2 I5 F/ Y1 u9 Z; nThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" m5 P3 A7 M+ W2 J; g& c& I
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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% s" M, ?% w" K4 qAre You Really Sure?5 _( ]* ~ O* A9 O) S! c" @7 j
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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* s& G: x- @8 `3 D4 t& pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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U, `3 H; k( W7 E+ j' ^The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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. {2 q; [3 t+ N$ d! KBlonde Sky Divers0 ]9 x2 d! Y# a! X0 h
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.# o, E+ [- i, J% }
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. Y% v9 G5 U3 t- ^
& `1 Q1 K' @' U! n( B, y2 e: d9 YShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.; U0 t: Q# k6 U4 K
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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$ g% P% s8 \& Y3 @; G[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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