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Blonde Car Accident
, V+ g* E) w' U# {% QOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; Z% [* M3 Y p- [8 m t
. {" [) | m R9 S% X9 P) A3 @6 jFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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: S& y/ Z0 W, xThe blonde started laughing.
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: [9 `- Y; f/ BThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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5 p' H2 o1 c5 b3 S! \, L$ N1 IThis time the blonde laughed even harder.( K; N* Z! q7 S6 U6 J
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 P# q5 c, M3 [3 n$ @. z1 G
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.1 }! g; b1 N7 P
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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! e9 u0 F) B8 x' @- D$ }+ @5 }3 ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.3 w! T6 W6 D( ? J0 Y
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ V" d/ ?3 w/ L8 {5 T+ N
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I Want to Buy That
N$ l2 _% ]; j7 { z8 dA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.: {# l2 U. v: f2 f& b
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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* _( x+ M# Y I5 n, f1 z$ FThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* `3 C% J4 b& Y& p9 c4 Y# l& P: L
9 j4 x! x8 X: s: x* | }Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.% I( u" a- F% P% e+ a7 T, w9 Z
5 `; B7 i1 k& c% o( ?, t0 X& c: RSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.. {& z6 O* H1 o/ e6 Z
& S9 I# {: W( I4 u3 G5 Q- V0 VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- a; R7 t2 F# w1 A% F
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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$ {$ Y; I9 N! L# a- m8 wAre You Really Sure?
( t5 N3 U! T6 v6 t; E- I1 _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"! Z' ~/ h8 ]6 a; k* K* H
6 M$ k% p( H0 d* B8 A: V& r; |In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"0 q; s$ y8 X0 { g- E! |) X1 F
4 j: P3 G* c9 c# {8 u: W; oThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.", g3 z& I( h" E8 Q+ s+ }, w
y4 ^5 K' T/ i$ E% z' h9 ]! sBlonde Sky Divers( D- L! W4 q- J" t: g/ X+ V
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. W. |, E/ F, C
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 P# z x) r- n, z& H; H
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