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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 W6 j# [' w! ]$ c! B" u; ^% v3 J; q
: _$ C. h, f2 w: Y! \He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.$ I. M" U5 i# f
5 @; M( f0 T& ]: Y8 ~; x0 N- C( CFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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/ f9 Z Q, x7 Q8 _* B9 WThe blonde started laughing.
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2 i) P, V% d/ l1 S9 Z! QThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., p m. ~6 q6 i$ i3 I3 C
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.& i- a7 `* A9 b
& t8 K1 W. P# ]' H1 z+ x1 @0 I% XThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.9 F4 ]! \0 Z3 Z s9 }
! a1 G, @( P) H7 m, W6 w% g3 o& rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 H% S9 n% B M7 t" P( b( uRowing Your Boat
3 D- f/ X l6 R/ f$ {9 E) GTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: ^" T* r4 r. y: ]
, ]9 Y" w% o: N* |( ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.") P8 j8 n' K" ~% @" [7 C ^
! M7 M* x/ t' C; M3 E: mI Want to Buy That
5 J$ h, {2 q2 k4 i g5 GA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 B% z. [' w: l) e
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.' J9 ?* x0 W, I4 D% s/ f. }
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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+ M# S9 H! V$ _3 l$ P2 ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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: a9 @% b2 o4 ]% k# _Are You Really Sure?7 h' v: _! p& f- ]3 x
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 R m4 {! [# D9 X
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"8 Y; K0 H0 X1 p2 `
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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+ Z: O+ P9 F5 mBlonde Sky Divers5 q/ P) ^0 B9 L0 @+ S
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.0 C4 l* h0 L9 {: c; g
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.9 K+ y1 Y. p& k' N& ?: N0 s* x3 `
. `* ]% n1 s1 b! x% U1 iShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.( n, J1 w G x7 G5 d. n3 ]; I- n0 K
* _) Y% L9 h) _8 S+ s3 l2 eThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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