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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 : @1 S6 Q: U+ t" i% L
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
+ n5 ~; u U2 P% \# Q Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.3 d; }9 M. J; m. I5 o- M
3 x. D" L8 |$ y2 ?( r5 \ G6 r) q, ? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 y4 t5 m7 X' J, R6 g; z& }& A
9 o4 k- a9 ]/ }- e One should love animals. They are so tasty.. u* E- o' |( G* ]! ?0 E! R! @1 ~
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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; I6 r2 R7 Y" O' ?" N Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 @; s3 `# a8 w$ V. u4 A6 K4 K
# p E- K% t5 V Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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1 q: v/ Y& V0 A% a- ~0 L) @ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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7 h- M5 G. v; ]- J Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.* D9 a. k) B5 s1 _ @6 Q3 z( D
1 D" q7 G' O: a3 R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.; I; E. V4 W% i& i# C6 d- |
0 G1 A/ u: r- A# O3 ]$ P$ m 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。$ M5 ]% X: H/ |5 t$ @8 O' N
# d, B+ B# T6 y# {# W3 l Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today., p: n# U8 e% [9 d2 N# V6 I
; L0 @' g& g* V2 b! Z9 R" Q3 ` 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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. U- O {. b1 C Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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2 y7 E; g3 f3 H5 [5 D. ^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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3 a8 p2 z2 i7 X8 o9 W. {( n8 q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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! e& ~7 i6 N" }) b 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.% m( ] z+ |, ]; O
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" W- r8 b' ] F4 Z9 j
- G; c9 h! L& V. o6 w There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 }4 q) H1 m/ k" x/ f" m
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?) n1 f- ^( E& m" F) B3 x# g
" q/ ^! ^7 n# j% D8 G 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ l |% j; j6 G: f
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!$ d( S1 ?! j( U( ~, u' i
3 d F+ D3 b8 Q 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。- ]: x. y& N; ^( \) B
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends." J2 Q2 h% b0 P. r: ^3 u
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- b. w* `, x$ g1 }% d
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When two’s company, three’s the result! q& v2 M/ |9 L) M! t+ P3 p
3 Q4 C5 m: @+ A( O% V2 l4 s9 f 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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; o) m& Z2 [0 v+ [ s1 j' k 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 |/ r* v: d/ S
9 B3 p/ B8 f) @; d5 \* D+ X. B# @ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.0 i) M# N) m& [2 \
& T) o% _8 N. C( f) B The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.3 u7 \! A3 ]- p# w9 Y8 E
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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