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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ! o( [3 N" Z+ b. w( `
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 % m/ a: i Z% Q/ X4 d, F, F4 O6 |0 h
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.: r' X4 Y, n, E# V- T% d5 j
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 F- @7 ^. t+ D6 z
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8 y3 |- h. ~( ^7 } 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' x' z( b8 K8 r: `
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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' R' i7 @9 |" b# i$ c* U 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.# P* V* K2 v" i- h/ [; J8 n! p4 {3 E
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- g% A D; d' s. s/ }( Y
( N$ Y1 {) M u' E5 G+ d" N Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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% R* i8 j/ y/ c/ s6 M. x 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。. d# h: x) A6 H5 \
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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@: e" f- x. V* _! m 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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1 q; D! \8 z; i9 A0 T, C 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today., h: i: G. c9 x
, O/ O( _- S6 W* r3 L0 E 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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- O8 f' k( q! O& ?6 Y Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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: V. ~2 y4 A w9 h 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% @' i; l$ \9 m. }2 b. G9 |
3 ~( _+ G/ F2 I6 w Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.& i6 X D! R6 K4 i# A- }
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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! P. ]- l7 Y8 X' y: k* K6 m, J Z “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) e+ j8 V, G5 a& m$ E
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.9 L+ N2 V3 `/ w7 Y
$ M: S& p9 U' X& d4 ]+ t 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。; C( k4 o( ~% y; ]! F8 E
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?7 b2 h1 T: O' N
& o5 G/ O8 F" Z. o 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! Q0 M0 `8 v/ ~9 j# J& [" i V
: D7 p: x4 O, }, G2 Z 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 r" ]- K( }8 _; s# s. H
- r& Z: a; X8 Y God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& b: Z( M1 A: L9 N7 l7 C* ?
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When two’s company, three’s the result!# \2 w0 H& }, e. C0 S
+ \! m) g2 U$ [3 L5 I 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 I9 \6 ~/ J; M: Y! t
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.! t8 G1 t; _/ q9 Y" N; U2 e
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。' X7 e; W, r3 c) g- I( z8 d
! l+ C8 Z7 p2 V; g4 ^ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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7 a& k+ B' Y1 u) ~ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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3 i# T& G4 m8 z: U" V: T8 w3 B; s% e 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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