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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
7 e; P+ D* h( r原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 . Q$ _$ F. O: Q i8 z. g
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.9 U' K; y9 a' Q* {: }
* v% G; w1 n& f* M2 I2 ?5 g 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.. Y2 W. V% a8 Z' G5 y! Y
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 O$ t: d& \# O0 ?" }6 V8 x ?
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.# d9 u" d, r2 `( n* E
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.9 i1 k3 y8 \9 r+ p6 O
% P/ {5 s8 j3 J! r% F. @ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 j7 N3 ?) p* t
6 ]* e7 s( Q: r" H7 M" X/ C Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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- t3 g0 K2 M9 a/ s; N The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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/ Z& S0 ]) `0 y( `3 F9 s3 f3 X 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.+ e. W+ q6 J7 s% B
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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& W& j+ g' }; t9 j$ E1 [) k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 H5 P' P- f# R! _: `0 u6 b' N
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 b* F% P8 e+ A5 E& y) k, Z
; p' c m6 [8 }7 I: S3 n Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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7 J3 r. T9 E; B- C% p: j 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# t# r; t' O& ]8 w' ]' ^+ b+ S
; r8 d- T4 G- q4 X5 Z “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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# _1 d- `: c1 W& F2 ]" z “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。9 T& f4 f1 V* a8 u9 b# b' R' s! k" J
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.- \4 {' |7 d" q8 n/ M
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* C" @. V5 W/ q' ?
# A+ C, I6 g8 C9 e; s 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! l3 ^( A; [9 \( C
8 m: ^. R; |9 a, q1 Q" z* V1 S “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!' i5 h/ v1 y. i0 g0 V5 Z3 v
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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0 T, \5 e1 |4 O% z% @) P$ j* ? God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, ]) U! Y0 j% h; |8 |
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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& _7 v0 G! D, Y8 j/ O 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.' n2 O1 ?, t' G4 Y( I$ F" m; g! k1 q
6 Z8 ? S6 q0 q 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 d. P7 K' }% r- R$ j
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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) b( C" }; l; T0 o) C The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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+ ~* g' p* d& Y" z) T3 T 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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