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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ; R+ x1 ? N. B! A9 a2 h9 S. K0 t
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 5 ^5 A: c) s! P) a
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa., W/ T7 Z9 p; a! b8 e
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。4 N% C+ e) {% U, U
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.( ~. K( h4 T% P$ A
. \& p: o( ?7 l% _0 ` 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 U% x3 B, o' M% `5 H
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ F9 S$ X$ F z1 f# c! H) `
0 k" x* M! z! N4 z Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.4 P3 F2 p9 t- N- [
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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' B2 Q3 L( w7 Y! P; k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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5 ~; Y, }8 o. ?( b/ w Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ y+ m3 q, V O4 w4 ]
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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% j: a6 q+ Z$ X R0 `" F 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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% _% O0 m' a: S+ i6 } Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.( ~ @: ]( D, \
' f( z3 a( k% O" A9 k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ p2 [0 x5 E. B0 C+ O& L' h
" w8 v( A3 W2 k$ ~% F2 m' r Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* `) p6 B* \! c# U9 r
. B% I* S; S" R# A9 G) \! r3 `' { 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 D$ t6 E+ N( u* w
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.5 X$ d u% u: v8 C# d6 \
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 U4 l( U+ ~' n3 x9 Z. @ \) {8 Q0 F! ^
0 {% V( o3 {/ b+ V4 E! c “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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' q; v& l4 Y' k5 G' F2 q There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.% [+ i9 y+ D4 b! n3 f6 A
A0 S! Y% x7 v2 G0 I 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# R6 v$ _) n$ R* U+ y1 `* T. g; |
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?. ? W! |7 e5 k* H; I
1 _$ p% k1 Q* L 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。$ Z: T: A, i+ z# G1 b! k
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.! F9 X4 X/ B5 |- A }- c
2 e3 {# H1 y1 h. z6 w' a 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ D8 D5 _/ w1 d: |( \
& v3 t# _' C# ] A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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R7 J. ~( J6 x7 W: T' [ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 V2 |* L: v, r. X8 ]1 ]: {0 V5 M
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn./ s- d# Q) E' ]$ a6 s8 P
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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